Bowling Chaos, Walmart Crimes & UNO Gets Wild!

The Morning Mosh Pit is here to slap you awake with stories you won’t believe and events you can’t miss. Here’s what we’re rolling out:

• Balls Out Bowling Is BACK – Our favorite out-of-control bowling event returns!
• Walmart Crimes – A man steals sex toys and ice cream. That’s it. That’s the headline.
• Fun to the Head – SUMMER OF TICKETS continues. Who’s getting the hookup?
• UNO Casino Clubs in Vegas – Yes, a real casino-nightclub experience… branded by the card game. Reverse that!
• “Is It Rude?” – Petty behavior, weird habits, or just misunderstood? We ask the tough questions.

All that and more ridiculousness now streaming on #iHeartRadio.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
But me, I would care about my reputation.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You should.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean, I want everyone.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
To like me. It's important. It's all right, Good.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Morning, mash put On Rocking ninety five to five. My
name's Maria.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Palmer, Maris, I'm Michael.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
And Wow, another day, a very busy day again.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I guess let's come back today. I'm so excited for
walkie Talkie, Oh, the walky talk back. Yes, I have
the iHeartRadio app open right now, and there's a little
red circle in the top right corner, a little microphone
on it. Basically, it's like an answering machine. You just
hit it, record a message and it shoots it right
here into the studio. And today for prizes, Mary.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
What's up for grabs today is a ZEBI you ticket.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, and Maria and I are gonna be talking to
Tony Kahn today. Yeah. They're doing their big residency over
at Aragon Ballroom and we have a four pack Boom
Bump take. It's for you to go next week on
July twenty third. But the resident didn't see does kick
off tomorrow. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Also,
we're gonna amplify your summer. This is crazy eight concert tickets.

(01:10):
Yeah all at once, like really good one. Yeah, all
in fun to the head today. I want these, Yeah,
I want half of these too. I think I'm going
to give me. Let's go with the Panther. We got
Billy Idol Offspring with Jimmy Eat World in Newfound Glory,
Coheed and Cambria. We're taking back Sunday Volt Beats with

(01:30):
Hailstorm Sticks and Kevin Cronin and then Papa Roach and
Rise Against and finally Judas Priest and Alice Cooper.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh guess who has the bell. That's a good one.
Good list.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Take it all away from them, take it all away
from all do not, absolutely not. I got to get
to that Papa Roach show because, as you know, although
I have attended a Papa Roach concert, I still have
yet to see them live because what must have been
a six foot seven man parked himself directly in front
of my.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Five foot one ass.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Ye wasn't just one, no them, and they didn't move
all night.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
As a tall man, you have a duty to stand
in the back of the roomy.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, like we had the perfect spot right in front
of the soundboard, and it was like it sounded great
and I felt bad.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You couldn't look at you, look at your shoulders. You're
a man like you couldn't have popped her up on
the shoulders there and really just blocked his view like.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
A That's what happens after to marts.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
And eventually is blocking him on your shoulder.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Say, there is a point of drunkenness that I get
to where I start looking at who's got some shoulders?
Are propping a palmer up, Palm, it's just a good
concert etiquette.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You see a palmer, you prop her up. I want
to see the band on stage, buddy, I know you do.
I want a CrowdSurf.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Have you crowdsurfed before?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, oh my austion.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
We could throw you. We could throw you up and
catch you in different areas.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Let's do it, Palmer pitt. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Sometimes w c HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's gonna be sweaty. It's gonna be sweaty today, more
sweaty than yesterday, Hotter than yesterday, more humid, and if
you glance outside, looks cloudy, more wildfire smoke.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
So we have a air quality alert going on.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Maria, how do you feel, Yeah, great.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Uh, the most bipolar weather in people I've ever met.
It's too hot, it's too cold, it's not sunny enough.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
There's no wind today, so it's legitimately gonna make Stagno, if.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Anything, that's a lot of consistency. I will complain every day.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, it's gonna get it close to ninety five today,
no wind, humid, smoky air.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know, Mike, I gotta defend this city real quick
because you've had to have been told that Chicago summers
are incredible and typically summertime shot.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
They are summertime shot.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Summertime shy, and this year the summertime is in fact
shy because it's just shining away from us.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
But it's awesomeness.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is not fun, Okay, So what was this house
is different from last summer? I was gonna say, what's different?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, it's hot.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
So I got here at the end of last summer.
July is hot, August is hotter?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
No, Like, yeah, yeah, they are hot, but this has
been like humid in like lethargy inducing.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
We would love your opinion on a walkie talk back.
Oh yeah, on the iHeart radio app. What do you
think was this summer hot? Over was this summer worse
than last summer? Or what do you think?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I mean? This is just consistent humidity.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
But no, last summer was beautiful. Last summer was doing
like it was hot, But it wasn't this. It wasn't
wildfire smoke and I can't go outside and breathe simultaneous.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, they weren't wildfires or dust storms.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
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Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know we didn't have last summer. It was Michael,
what did you bring with you?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
No again with this. I drove into town to come
here and do this job last year on the Friday
night of Lollapalooza. That was my experience with a car
loaded with stuff trying to drop into Lower Whacker and
find an apartment while.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Lollapalooza was going on downtown. It was insane.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
As you know what, Everything in my life has crumbled
since last year's Lollapalooza, So I don't think that these
things are coincidence.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Humid and sweaty today, I have ninety five it's.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Hot enough for balls out bowling.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh it is.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
We couldn't talk about it. Now balls out it is
the morning watch pit on Rock ninety five to five.
Don't miss your next chance to win a thousand dollars
with our man Rocketster's got a lot of cash. I
want to know what he does on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, I don't ask questions.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You don't think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's what busy rooster.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
And now that we've talked about cocks talking about balls,
balls out bowling back in Pennsylvania backs yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, dangerous? Are you throwing yourself down the lane? Or like,
how does this work?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Like you gotta run up while you're gonna roll the ball.
There's a lot of bouncing going on, a lot of pendulum.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Spread your legs while you slide. Is the lane enough.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Loomed? Did he loves that lane? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
The Pittsburgh area naturalists which have rolled out their balls
out bowling night at Craft, I mean it doesn't matter.
We're not going there. Dress code simple, none at all.
Women may keep their bottoms on only women. Well, we
can't fix snail trailing on the chairs. You know, anyone
eighteen or older is welcome either. You've mastered at three

(07:15):
hundred game more, still need the gutter Bumpers a thirty
dollars ticket.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Gutter Bumpers is the never get through it. That's my
team name, gutter Bumpers. Ya talks about this. You want
to think about an event like this that there's going
to be a bunch of hot people there.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, there's not. Have you ever been to a nude beach?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Have any of you know? It's not sexy like fifty
years old?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah you were there, so.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Well it's true. But I I was listen, I'm tiny,
I was I was nervous.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, you let your gutter bumpers.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
But I'm trying to figure out, like, oh ladies, we're
going to be dogs out, but keep your panties on.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Again literally snail trailing who cares?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like reponstantly raging on the table.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
On the chairs, like I see what you're saying there. Though.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
The other question is why bowling? Why is this the naked.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Too much move? Can you see somebody like doing that? Bowling?
Post balls just actually touched the ground.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I wonder if you're like a committee of people that
come up with fun like nudist activities, what Mikey.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
What one thing I always that happens to me when
I'm bowling, is I go to grab the ball out
of the ball return and my fingers get caught between
two balls? Do you know how bad that hurts? Even
if the balls aren't moving very much? Like you let
me just step over here?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Oh god, yeah, well that would that's like at that point,
that's not a mistake.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
You bought those bad boys matched no photos and videos
during the event.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I got naked pep.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
But like what goes into deciding what the naked activity
is gonna be? Like, can we do naked candy Land?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Interesting? Oh? Interesting?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You know like board Game Night, Settlers of Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Board game Night? Okay, yeah, just Candyland Twister?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Are you thinking like Willy Wonka Candy Show?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Sorry I went.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, Well you got strip trivia, you got truth or Dare?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
You got famous ones like that poker strip Poker.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh that's kind of sexual though, and remember there's not
actually a sexual component.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
You want to be naked?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, they literally just like to chill naked.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I imagine this bowling alley was just like, we're not
paying for the ac come naked, new gaming. We're not.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't want frickage. You want the full length of
those gutter bumpers.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Dancing naked.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
That could be an event called the Strip Club Ballroom Dancing,
Oh naked.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, let's take this to the ballroom.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
It's time to dark out O this one I did
not see coming, and I would like to remind George
Lucas you are always welcome here on the morning mosh
pit at Rock ninety five. I talked to him the
other day. You don't even don't even, don't even rile

(10:30):
me up by boy, Georgie Luke, I might come by.
George Lucas is making his first ever appearance at the
San Diego Comic Con. Oh wow, he has never done
a comic con before. Nuts, He hasn't even spoken at
the Star Wars cons. Bored, not bored. It is all
in as a preview for the Lucas Museum of Narrative

(10:53):
Arts that is expected to open in Los Angeles next year.
Is going to be moderated by Guillermo del Toro and
Quen Latifa and then.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
What latif No?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I just like love this.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's like so cool when you say that kind of
museum is that, like, these are all the things I've done.
I'm George Lucas. This is like pieces from movies and
I would have to imagine and then.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh, his panel's going to be moderated by them, not
the museum thing.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, I was very That's what that was a little
bit was walking through I'm really going to moderate a museum.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They're moderating the panel while he talks about his music. Gotcha? Okay, Yes,
Doug Chiang is also going to be a part of this.
He is a veteran in the Star Wars world as
far as art goes. But yeah, George, this is this
is me talking to you. Come in for a minute.

(11:47):
If you're going to do San Diego comic, okay, that
means you can be available for C two kidding, you
can be available for fan Expo and all you need
is a limo. You don't even have to fly.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
If you could ask George one question, what would it be?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh, my gosh, on the spot, Yeah, designed the Ewoks.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh, Teddy Bears, Mike.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I want to know the number of his penthouse in
the Park Tower building here in Chicago because I'm trying
to run into him. And I was walking down there
yesterday and I was thinking as I was walking around
the building, I was like, keep your eyes open, George,
might be out.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
And I would ask him where he gets off making
us watch Luke Skywalker.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Milk that thing on that island. I have trauma from
that scene. Who was like, you know what, we need
to hear a teat to suckle.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
The third trio, this is an actual.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
To Oh my god, they're prologus, okay in trilogy?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is the word that you're looking for?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh my god, the.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Third it's the second one. But it's fine, Okay, it was.
It's in the second one. No, I know, I'm aware
of it. It's in the second one.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh hold on, he's on the sixty fifth and sixty
sixth floor.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Hold on.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
The Luke Island is in the second of the Yeah, yeah, yeah,
third trilogy.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but not the third of them. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, sixteen thousand. This matters. Okay, So, like, guys, let's
focus the most.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Explorged, trying to make bikey focused.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm trying because I want to get George on the show.
Oh yeah, guys, we have a goal here so that
you can potentially see the Penthouse. Oh god, George, after
we watch you at San Diego Comic count let's have
some talks about doing some stuff in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I like it, like, he'll probably make us milk something
before we're allowed up into that penthouse.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Milk. I don't know a cow. It was in the donkey.
It was, it was.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
It's going to be something weird.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
It won't be anything natural.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Can close up on a teat I have nipples creg
wrestling tickets up for grabs today. All you have to
do is give us a talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
There's a little microphone in the top right corner. You
just pulled it down and leave us a message and
it goes right to the studio. We like to call
it a walkie talk back.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Over over we have again. Stupid criminals. They make my day.
This man got busses for stealing sex toys and ice
cream from Walmart. Sounds like a good time as it's
a very interesting time because he stole about one thousand
dollars worth of sex toys from Walmart has sex toys?

(14:43):
Yeah I didn't know that, Yeah I.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Didn't going to the wrong place.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I'd like to have pairings of what ice cream flavors?
Pair beest with what sex toy?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Please?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Apparently it was Reese's Peanut butter ice cream. Yeah, but
for the gags, oh my god, fifty for the gaggle
of toys that he bought. There's a g spot section vibrator,
a vibrating pocket wand for her specifically, a tush toy,

(15:14):
flavorite lube, a dual vibrating massage, a mega massage or
whatever that is, a vibrating bullet massage, and an oral stroker.
Somebody is gonna be happy. Oh well, eating an ice cream.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You don't know, can't that a significant amount of our
defense budget doesn't go to developing these.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Weapons of vibrators.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
My god, he just he's trying to destroy himself.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
This vibrator can't be picked up on a radar.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Just shaking in public like you good, great ice.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
The vibrators are on.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
You just have to eat that with a plastic Rocky Road.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Do you have the time? You asked for the deep
cuts and we got them for you.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
On Rock ninety five to five, that was an artist
called Bond Joven with a song called You Give Love
a Bad Name.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Interesting. I've never heard it before me neither, Michael, maybe
once or twice.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Okay, oh wow, look at this indie guy.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
It rings a bell a spot ding dom.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Marish I got a shout out the messy experience. Oh
we got messy just open uh And we got a
chance to go last week and it was absolutely amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
We had the messy food, We drank the messy drink
and drank okay, Argentinian food. It was so good.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
It was so good. The amp nadas. You guys had
steak and Chimmy Tree sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh my gosh, I'm a slove for Timmutory. I'm like, yeah,
I go crazy, isn't Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Just want to go on a trip to Argentina after
this whole thing. Oh damn, that looks awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yes. Part of that experience is you get to see
where Messi grew up, where Messi's home, how he got
to be who he is being the goat of soccer
that is today.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
And his home not that messy.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You get to walk through his bedroom, his childhood bedroom.
They're like, this is a model of the bedroom and
it was very clean. Yeah, so ironic.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
The fun part for me is how they tell his
story because they have a few different rooms and they
isolate different sections.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You've never seen so many projectors, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But it was all very timed out well. The lighting
was responsive to the music and the narrating that as
they're telling how Messy became Messy and it's.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
As one of the best things that ever happened to
him is having that last name. By the way, some
of the projections, though in certain particular rooms, are done
by different artists and stuff, and I like animated art.
Oh yeah, and so there was some very cool like
when they're talking about him growing up, that artwork that
they were using on these projections was incredible and it's

(18:19):
moving around and spinning around the room and it was interesting.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
So the very immersive part of this is like there's
a skills challenge right in the middle where you get
to test your accuracy shooting. There's a passing drill, and
then there's a TICKI tac, which is just a ball dribbling.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I kicked balls with you, and I can say that
my style and my skill level is messy.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
But fun to move around a little. I realized I
hadn't played in a while. But it comes back to
you really quickly. Did I say I hate both of you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Okay, you know, I thought I would have a lot
more skill in kicking balls but it turns out I
could improve.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
It was messy for anybody a soccer fan, and maybe
you're not a Messy fan for some reason or another,
you still want to check this out. It was cool.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's a very neat experience and it is organized.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Despite the name, I will say I'm not a soccer fan.
I knew of Messy, but I didn't know who he was. Yeah,
this made me a fan of soccer, a fan of Messy,
and also a fan of Argentina. Like it's just a
fun thing to go do.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Oh yeah, I think I think we all sat back
when it was like the music behind this is absolutely amazing.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah, legend something fun to take the kids too. You
don't have to worry about them getting messy.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's true. You guys are fighting for bells today. Yeah,
but but yes, go and check out the Messy experience.
It's going to be here through September.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Every Logan Square, Yes, yeah, that neighborhood basically.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, it's there's plenty of parking.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Say yes to Messy two three six seven West Logan Boulevard.
I check, I goo.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You're eight That juggers a little messy.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Now here's a bit onlylug.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Talk about a messy experience. The plug you know.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Here it is amplify your summer. I don't know why
we're being so generous. I think it's because we love you.
But this is your chance to win eight concert tickets
to wrap up the summer. To name a few pans
are the Offspring, popa Roach, and Rise against Enfolby. Technically
woul gonna be sixteen tickets? No, yes, Michael, really, thank you, Michael.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's not well. You said eight tickets. That makes me
think maybe I'm getting individual tickets.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
This is getting too messy.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
It's pairs of tickets. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
It's time for Fun to the Head. This is a
trivia game where you answer questions. You can take one
of us hostage. If you want to save, we can
answer that question for you, and then if you get
the questions wrong, we take the darts down.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
No I want to shoot Michael.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
No, no, no, I'm about to answer the question. Don't win.
We have a special prize for you and fun into
the head. But we want you to amplify your summer.
So eight four four ninety five point fifty b collar
ten and now Fun to the head on Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Joe? What's

(21:30):
going on? Joe? How'd you do?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Go?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
So far? So good? Just started? I love that.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, let's Joe.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
You heading no work? Are you just kind of meandering today?
And now I'm letting work out of state to go
pick up some blood for the hospital? Oh yeah, that's
a that's a very noble job.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Any is it your blood? Was there a cup of
Joe in there?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay? Yeah, just we're going to give you bell so
it can move on. Joe, Welcome to Fun to the Head.
This is the game where you have a chance to
amplify your summer. Maria, could you give us a quick
read here?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh of what we got coming up?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Were you?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I sure can't. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I saw Michael taking bullets from the gatling guns, so
I know that they're gonna hurt.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Today putting them in the six shooter because they shoot
much harder.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, Joe, you have.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
A chance to win tickets to see Pantera, Billy Idle,
The Offspring, Jimmy World, Newfound Glory, Coochieven Cambrian take you
back Sunday. I'll beat the special guest Hailstorm Sticks and
Kevin Cronin and Dan Felder, Brotherhood of Rock, Door, Papa
Roach and Rise against Judas Brice and Alice Cooper.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Whoo. Yeah, that's a lineup right there. So Joe, you're
going to answer questions, take one of us hostage, and
we're going to take the darts. But who do you
want to take hostage today?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Cool, real cool, thanks Joe. He said that with confidence. So,
oh guys, all right? Sorry, are you guys ready? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
He's messy.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
All right, I don't have trigger control. I'm shooting off intermittent.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
How would you know? Question one in the matrix?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
What does NEO take the red pill or the blue
pill to learn the truth?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's you got answered the question blue? Blue?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
He took it?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That would be incorrect.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh, a red pill. Okay, it's been a while, man,
is a little old.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I understand, and I'm glad that you're in the right
circles on the internet as well. Okay, Question number two,
what year did MTV launch?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Would you like some multiple choice? Okay?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
So would that be nineteen eighty one, nineteen eighty two
or nineteen eighty.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Three nineteen eighty three? Wrong? That was when I lost show.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
A check just as a reminder, Joe, you do have
one save.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
He answered that at the confidence though.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, confidently wrong and that's okay.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Right, Maybe I was smoking a little too much.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
There's no such thing on.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Sorry, Joe, you have to get the next three correct.
You're getting our special prize for the week. Remember, you
do have one safe.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
You gotta safe might not help you, okay.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
What is the only US state that grows coffee commercially?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Five four three Joe.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Two, you got a guess, California. You'll know this when
we tell you the Hawaii Hawaii Hawaiian coffee.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, you had a save, buddy.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's like showing a friend. You could have asked.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
It was like, I don't need to be safe.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
All right, there was a we take our losses coffet.
He's just very confidently gonna go to kids, Bob, who
you've got yourself before?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, don't like post. That's what I got to show with.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yesterday, Certified Bob Tour. That's all happening on August fifteenth,
and you're gonna enjoy this, bad boy, Joe. I can't
wait for you to find that's the experience. Three other
friends to get to Kids Bob Live and it's all
brought to you by Live Nation. Get your tickets at

(25:41):
livenation dot com.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Eighty w wrestling tickets up for grabs. If you leave
us a walkie talkback today, it's on the iHeartRadio app.
Little microphone in the top right corner. You just hold
it down and record a message. And about this time
next hour, we're gonna play a bunch of them and
we're going to pick someone to go to wrestling.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah, And that's that's important to have like human oversight
for our technology, because otherwise the technology could just be
used against us.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
An inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
News from the front of the Inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
A humanoid robot developed by the tech company Figure is
now being used at a BMW factory to handle quality
checks and assembly tasks. And to be clear, this isn't
just like a demonstration. The engineers have the robot working
in roles that require precision and consistency and standing right
next to human workers on the assembly line. The goal

(26:42):
so far is not to replace people, but instead to
improve productivity and safety.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
So this robot is just watching well.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
And working, I mean assembling things.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Okay, it does it zap you if you do something wrong.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Not yet, that's interesting maybe if you have to.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I mean I would go ahead.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
And it could be more specific than a human if
you think about it just from a you know, a
science standpoint, a mechanical standpoint. It could count quicker, it
can do all these things faster.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Surprise team robot. Okay, I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
There's like I picture the assembly line and it's already
like robots pulling pieces towards the car, and you're just
kind of there to secure it in that moment. And
if you could just streamline that a little bit.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
They're like the good employee that comes in and you're like,
son of a bitch, I gotta work the problem.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
A kid in class that asks about the homework, Yeah,
are you going to clog the homework from last night?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
This kid has endless energy. Yeah, this battery charged.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, it never gets tired. I don't get fatigued.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
No health insurance. You want to take a break, you
go and unplug them.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, it's like, God, you thought you were going to
win this.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Click back you guy is The CEOs would never do that.
They care about the people and their jobs and they
would never be investing so much money just for these
robots to take those jobs?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Right, do you believe anything you just said?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
No? Okay, obviously not.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I'm the one talking about the inevitable human versus robot war.
Gues what the CEOs are also going to pick the
wrong side. They're got to be on the side of
the robots. And then guess what they're gonna be on
their knees with the robots. That sounded not what I meant.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
So they're working with the guy who stole all the.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's gotta be a messy enough vol.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
War Creep on Rock ninety five to five. How New
York describes this song as being in love with someone
but not feeling good enough for them. They don't belong.
It fits a little bit too well, whole life.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, say that again in that tone, say it.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
It fits a little too well.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Didn't you hear it the first time?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I didn't he google.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
As moving right along the top five quote, is it
rude questions that people have been googling?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Okay, the answers yes, and one of the.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, to google it, and one of them has to
do with another trending search, which is gen z stare.
Apparently there's videos all over TikTok right now. The claim
is that gen z ers are so bad at real
life interactions that they can't make small talk. You ask
a question and they just stand there and just stare
at you.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
You mean the generation that had to have many formative
years amongst COVID where they didn't get to have human
interaction has a hard time with human interaction.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Staring made Google's list of the top five is it
rude questions? But here's a few more. Is it rude
to regift?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Oh? Do they know you're regifted? No? Not if I'm
not going to use it unless you opened it and
you're just being blatantly like, oh yeah, I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
They may love it.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
This one also says, is it rude to refuse a gift.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
If you have it already yeah, or if you're absolutely
not going to use it.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I think it depends on the attention of the gift,
because why would why would you refuse a gift? I
would refuse that if someone was clearly doing something to
like mess with me, like they wasn't going to like it,
and they were like, I feel like you see this
a lot in maybe like a politics or a religion
discussion where it's like, hey, for instance, And I'm not
saying that this is me.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I'm just throwing spitballs out here.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
But like if someone was not Christian, I would not
gift them a Bible and expect them to take it.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I'm not handing anybody back a gift they give me. Yeah,
I just take it later, exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Now, this is what I have a question about because
I do this a lot. I have sensitive eyes. I
wear sunglasses a lot, but when I'm coming in and
out of doors, I'll sometimes leave my sunglasses on. Is
it rude to our sunglasses indoors?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
I can see where the argument would come from, Like
you want to make eye contact with people when you're
talking to them so that they will if.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I do that, I'll take my sunglasses off. Yeah, But
if I'm walking through the building or something going out
after work, I got my sunglasses on.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
So if we're in a shift and it's been three
hours and you're sitting here with your sunglasses on, yes
that's rude.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
But wow, does this feel weird? But like I mean,
I like that. You guys can't see my eyes. You
don't know where I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
It just looks like you're stoned. Okay, well, it's.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Nice to have half your face covered, But I don't
know that that's see to me.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
If something's rude, it has to be actually affecting someone else.
If someone's walking around with sunglasses on, why do I
care it?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
But like, I think with celebrity culture, because that's what
they do. And so like if you're not a celebrity
and you're just walking around with sunglasses on for no reason,
it's like, who do they think they are?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I don't really care who they think they are?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Well, not you.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
But yeah, some people will go all right, let me
go to one more here. Is it rude to go
into a restaurant an hour before they close an hour before?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I think it depends on the restaurant too, right, Like,
and you five guys, if it's an hour before they close,
they're probably still just cranking burgers out.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, you also have to go in with expectations. So like,
if I'm going in an hour before closed, and I'm like, hey,
what's still on in the kitchen? Yeah, Like if you
could just drop some fries or something. I'll be good
with that. I don't I don't need you to like
to grill.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
You know, an hour's ample time, you're half hour's rude.
Fifteen minutes is crazy minutes wid Yeah, don't go in.
They're going to pee on your food.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, just stand up on the counter. What zimph and.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
They're going to be Do you think it's rude to
stare at someone?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Probably if you're making if they notice, Yeah, if you're
making them uncomfortable about it.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
But what do you think?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Hey, thank got something?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
No, don't you dare? How about that? Finally a good one?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh my god, it sounds like they're not organic, but
I want you to know.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Oh no, yep, yeah that is an organic because you.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'm opening the door. We were younger, so five.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Pink floor head on Rock ninety five five as we
are ninety five minutes commercial free. It is the morning
mosh pit. We all had a little bit of an
experience while we were out. Yeah, you got to experience NASCAR,
Michael I did.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
And I'm a I'm a guy who grew up grew
up in the Pacific Northwest where it rains a lot.
There's no NASCAR tracks. I used to make fun on
NASCAR all the time. Boy, we're going down in the race.
We can walk from. Then I lived in Richmond, Virginia,
and I got to go to some NASCAR races at
Richmond International Raceway, and I fell in love.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
It is so much cooler.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I lucked out. I got to ride with some of
the drivers. Yeah, well, uh it's it's incredible. Like I
walked on the track and when they first car went,
I was like, God, damn, that car's going fast.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Look that bumper.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
It was. It was cool. So I was really really
excited to go down here to the street race. A
matter of fact, I was hoping last year I could
get the deal done for me to work here so
I could go. Last year, I was pretty disappointed. I
hate to say it. One and it wasn't anything to
do with the setup, NASCAR or anything.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Now, the problem is it did both. On this course.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
At an oval track, you can sit in the stands
and you can watch the whole race. Here you sit
on a corner so they go bye and then you
sit like a car parade and wait. But also a
lot of the areas to watch down there, like some
of the really good areas were only and I didn't
know that until I got there, So you had to
have a wristband and all this other stuff, and it

(35:05):
just kind of I could see why, especially with the
weather situation the past couple years, why it wouldn't come
back here. But I saw this this morning. NASCAR eyes
a classic comeback. After years of street racing experiments and
shifting finales, The roar of the engines might soon echo
again at the twenty four year old Chicago Land Speedway.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
When I was watching NASCAR, like probably six seven years ago,
I loved watching races at Chicago Land. It's a great
race track.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
I remember friends just like again, not big fans of NASCAR,
but they would go because it was something to do
and they were excited and they would come back pump, yeah,
walk around drinking and having fun like whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, it makes sense to do like an actual traditional track.
If I want to see a street race in Chicago,
I'm going to go beyond.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Whacker every street every day.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
And those are people that I want to see street racing.
You know, they'll get dirty with it. Give me some
a look.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
At they go on here.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
They say the costly Chicago Street Race contract expired in
twenty twenty five. I heard in the media room at
that raceb I shouldn't say this, but there's into the
microphone place. Before this race, there were already talks of
moving into San Diego, and one of the main reasons
was the weather.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Fine, if we can get the Chicago Speedway going, I don't.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Care, that would be unbelieva. Where is juliet Is it Juliette?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay, so it's the Joliette Speedway.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
No, No, Chicago Land Speedway.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
It's in Joliette.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Then it's a mile and a half track, so they
can really get rolling on that one. Don't it to particulars.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Come on, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
If someone says to you, I'm from Chicago and then
you go, oh, what part and they go Joliette, what's
your reaction.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
If you're going to recruit people to come to Chicago
for a NASCAR race, are you going to say the
Joliette Speedway? Nop, Absolutely no. If the Bears move to
Arlington Heights, are they changing their name or are they
still saying to Chicago Bears?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You know, what you're both correct. Message received, Michael. You
can stream the show live or listen to the podcast
on the iHeartRadio app. Also follow us on all social media.
Do it right now at morning Marsh Pit.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Thank you, Maria. Do you hear this before?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Thanks me?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Today?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
It's usually it's a little squeaky Mi. I wasn't on
it today, man, and it's not good. But I'm not
on it because then things get to be a bad Oh.
I was going someplace else anyway, We've seen happy.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
With this again. I was feeling good this morning.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
We kind of keeping good. We are going to read
the news headlines which make you want to walk.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Into the ocean, but we're gonna put a positive spin
on it because the corporate chills are geniuses.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
This is bad news.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Bears nine dead in Massachusetts assistant living facility fire described
as unfathomable tragedy.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
That sentence just kept getting worse. It sure did.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Los Angeles man dies in jail while awaiting trial for
killing and dismemberment of wife and her parents.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
The longest sentence is ever today.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Big long sentences. Don't worry. Here's a nice short one
for you.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Maris seen shot by robber on electric scooter.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Even worse, I shout by rubber on electric scooter.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
They're robbing us on electric scooters.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
That is my issue with Back in the day, we
got robbed on motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
We used to be a country paddle border drowned, rescuing
twelve year old.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Oh that's one of those one or the other situations.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You know, all of this is just bad news.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Bears Jesus, those kids wi drag you in the water.
I took some classes, like I'm not a lifeguard, but
some like different classes for a camp I was working at.
You gotta be careful when you're trying to someone in
the water. Yeah, I'll end up killing you.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
You gotta be stronger than them.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Mike, who put you in charge of children?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I was in charge. I was clean up crew. Oh no,
just let me come in and like clean the garbage.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Okay. On the way, we're hitting those walkie talkbacks. Go
to the iHeartRadio app, hit the microphone, send us a message.
Your chance to win a e W tickets is on
the way.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Send us your favorite news headline of the day. I'll
read it out loud.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Oh I can't wait for these. Yeah, I love a
walkie talk back. If it's wrestling themed, oh, we'll keep
that in your favor, but yes, we want some Walkee
talkbacks hit up.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Oh oh, flemmy, I.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Really got something up there. Talk about a messy experience.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Get send us your talk bags.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Pretty cool to see the remaining members of that band
at the Big Black Sabbath farewell show in Bumbingham.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Big Black Sabbath, Big Black Sabbath, a Big Black BBS.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah right there.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Back in May, drummer Sean Kenney of Allison Chains tested
positive for some disease they don't say here. They're just
saying it's an unspecified disease, but his long term prognosis
is positive. After they had to cancel their entire tour
and he's recovering.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
So uh, thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Alison Chain is going to be background pretty soon. Good
with that like that? Should we get to some talk backs?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yes, yes, yes, we have aw tickets on the line.
You get in the four pack too. A w presents
dynamic as they begin there three week residency over at
Byline Aragon. Ba. Okay, that's a lot of I yoded
that hard Byeline Bank Aragon Ballroom. It starts tomorrow and

(40:57):
we have tickets for you to go next Wednesday. So
you want to get a little talk back action from you.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
By the way, you do that through the iHeartRadio app
in the top right corner. There's a little microphone, a
little red circle. You've pulled it down and it'll let
you send messages to the studio.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Well, thank you, Michael. Here's our first one here suddenly
to the morning mush bit. Can you confirm my winning
of the wrestling tickets over? That is what we were
working on right now.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Let's get to our second one, walking talk back. Oh,
w wrestling tickets Oh ye, okay, clearly wrestling yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Or aid fan break one nine, brea go one nine.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I just chimed in. I got some Smokey's on my stage.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
I want to tell you it's too damn hot, too
damn hot over.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's all right, And our last one that comes from
us from internationals.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Hey guys, my name is Matt. I am a big
fan of the Morning mosh Pit. I am Australian and
I am listening from Sydney, Australia. So anytime you guys
play akadaca or ac DC no, that's a aussy in
Sydney is absolutely loving it, as well as in Excess
and any other Aussie bands that you play like Minutwork

(42:25):
as well. Anyway, keep up the great work. I'm a
huge fan of Maria Palmer and Michael and Marris too.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Have a good one on the microphone. Why are you
banging your head on the microphone?

Speaker 7 (42:35):
I saved himself at the end there by giving me
praise it not you guys, but definitely he said, He
said too, he was like, big fan of Maria Palmer
and Michael Merris, But.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Why are you banging your head? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
He knows. I hate Akadeca.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
I loved, I don't I don't.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Wrong with Akadaca. Okay, So unfortunately our international friend can't win.
I don't think he's going to be able to fly
in you know, technically against the rules. So we're gonna
I have my pick for who I want to win.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Hey, wait, what was his name?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Matt?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Was Matt?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I think it's I think it was Matt hey Man.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Can I get a good R R for you on
Awaukee talk back if you're listening right now, please and
thank you x O x O me Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Okay, it's also oh no, in English. So yeah, Michael,
I like the guy that did the macho man Randy
Savage impression.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh yeah, I like that guy.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Wrists. Oh all right, So am I the deciding vote here?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
The deciding vote, I don't know the breaker one nine?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
The smoke, he's around a six. Yeah, yeah, it's it's good.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Walk walkie talk back lingo over all right, So let's
see who is this? Can I help? What's your name? Oh?
Joe seven? O eight? Joe, you are going to go
see aw next week. Jo, You're going to Dynamite on
a Wednesday, July twenty third. And like we mentioned, a

(44:19):
W is gonna be here for three weeks. There's gonna
be wrestlers walking around Chicago regularly.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
How will you know they're wrestlers?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Oh, they'll be huge. Actually some of them are our size.
Oh really yeah? Yeah, I mean they're strong, they're strong.
And then Marie and I we're gonna talk to Tony
Kahan later today, the owner of ae W, And who knows,
we might convince somebody to come pop in and say.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Hi, what if he convinces me to be a wrestler?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Be awesome? They could throw you so far. It's gonna say,
wouldn't take a lot of convincing do it for the content?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Oh, I will please and thank Yes, she's doing Stone
Cold stunners on people.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
I don't know what that is, but it sounds delicious.
I'm just thinking cold Stone Creamery. I want ice cream.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Now you want to dream?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I want ice cream maired with the sex toy.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I can steal that from Walmart Rock ninety five five,
ask and you shall receive. The walkie talkbacks are popping
right now. Hit up, hit us up on the iHeartRadio
app and you can send us a very clear digital

(45:32):
message if you have a good phone. Some of them
sound like a potato. We're not going to play those, but.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
They're coming in from around the world.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Are talking with our friend Matt from Australia.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Oh hey, guys, Yes it's Matt again here for Sydney.
And I did get your message, Maria. Thank you. I
know you don't and so because.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Of that earner amazing.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Oh no, I can also do a Homo Simpson voice.
Oh no, there you did everything. Lovely guys, And hey,
you never know if the timing is right, I could
fly to Chicago. I've been it before and I'm not
here for another visit.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Will the basement's flooded over? Here?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Am I now in a long distance relationship?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
At my feet are getting wet.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I think, you know, I am with a man with
an axe, me with that? Or Nor and I just gush.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
She send us a picture. Well, I mean you know
what Sun picks. Well, I think he sounds very refined
when he speaks. I think he sounds like a refined gentleman.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
He sounds definitely Australian to the American ear that everything
sounds relying.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
And by the way, for everybody who doesn't know, for
as long as we've been friends, we say oh no
in Australia or.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I still don't remember how that started, but I'm happy
it's stuck.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
My favorite was one time, dear listener, Oh yeah, Disney,
we were talking to a very lovely I don't know,
she's some version of staff member.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
I was talking to her first, yes, and I realized
she was Australian. I came over to you guys and
I went, oh, my gosh, my god, Australian person. How
do we get to say it? And you did yeah
because it was very early, And I said, so do
you work bright and early?

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Like this every day and she was We're like yeah,
like we're.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Like above her, like I love the Australians.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
We love you too.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I think I love Matt.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I want a picture. I think you're both in love.
Not for me, I know, not for you.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
No, you know he does actually have this on one
now because now Mikey has to photoshop that picture with me.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I definitely want to see
this now, a little black wedding dress. But yes, I'm
get anybody else out there with an accent and you
want to show off yes on the morning.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, give me some more impressions. That impression was great.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, we'd love to hear all of your wild thoughts
on the walkie talk bag.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Oh yeah, damn.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
You could be wild and mean some for the purge.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Some might not make it on the air, but you
could shoot yeah, shooters shoot.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
We'll play those somewhere else. But yes, the walkie talk
back or just a talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
Hit the microphone, send us an audio message and we'll
play the good ones that make it on air. And Michael,
let's get to your rock report once we get into
commercial free music. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Geene Simmons is running his mouth again, and we got
a bunch of other stuff to discuss in the Rock Report.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Next Pink floy Head on Rock ninety five five. As
we are ninety five minutes commercial free, it is the
morning mosh pit. We all had a little bit of
an experience while we were out. Yeah, you got the
experience NASCAR, Michael, I.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Did, and I'm I'm a guy who grew up grew
up in the Pacific Northwest where it rains a lot,
there's no NASCAR tracks. I used to make fun of
NASCAR all the time. Boy were going down in the race.
We can walk from baby to be able to Then
I lived in richmort Virginia, and I got to go
to some NASCAR races at Richmond International Race and I
fell in love. It is so much cooler. I lucked out.

(49:06):
I got to ride with some of the drivers. Yeah, well, uh,
it's it's incredible. Like I walked on the track and
when they first car went, I was like, God, damn,
that car's going fast.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Look at that bumper.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It was. It was cool. So I was really really
excited to go down here to the street race. A
matter of fact, I was hoping last year I could
get the deal done for me to work here so
I could go. Last year, I was pretty disappointed, I
hate to say it. One and it wasn't anything to
do with the setup car or anything.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Now the problem is it did both on this course.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
At an oval track, you can sit in the stands
and you can watch the whole race. Here you sit
on a corner so they go oh bye, and then
you sit like a car parade and wait for But
also a lot of the areas to watch down there,
like some of the really good areas were reservation only,
and I didn't know that until I got there, so
you had to have a wristband and all this other stuff.

(49:58):
And it just kind of I could see why, especially
with the weather situation the past couple years, why it
wouldn't come back here. But I saw this this morning.
NASCAR eyes a classic comeback after years of street racing
experiments and shifting finales, the roar of the engines might
soon echo again at the twenty four year old Chicago
Land Speedway.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, when I.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Was watching NASCAR, like probably six seven years ago, I
loved watching races at Chicago Land. It's a great race track.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
I remember friends just like again, not big fans of NASCAR,
but they would go because it was something to do
and they were excited, and they.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Would come back pump, yeah, walk around drinking and having
fun like whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Yeah, it makes sense to do like an actual traditional track.
If I want to see a street race in Chicago,
I'm going to go beyond.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Whacker Street every day.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
And those are people that I want to see street racing.
You know, they'll get dirty with it. Give me something
a look at they go on here.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
They say the costly Chicago street race contract expired in
twenty twenty five. I heard in the media room at
that race, and maybe I shouldn't say this, but there
was now right into the microphone place. Before this race,
there are already talks of moving into San Diego. One
of the main reasons was the weather. Fine. If we
can get the Chicago Speedway going, I don't care, that

(51:07):
would be unbelieved. Where is juliet Is it Juliette?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Okay, so it's the Joliette Speedway.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Nope, Chicago Land Speedway.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's in Joliette.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Then it's a mile and a half track, so they
can really get rolling on that one. Don't particulars. Don't
do it. Don't do it. Come on, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
If someone says to you, I'm from Chicago and then
you go, oh, what part and they go Joliette, what's
your reaction.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
If you're going to recruit people to come to Chicago
for a NASCAR race, are you going to say the
Joliette Speedway?

Speaker 6 (51:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Absolutely. If the Bears move to Arlington Heights, are they
changing their name or are they still saying to Chicago Bears.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
You know what You're both correct? Message received, Michael, poor boy?
What do you think eighty?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Now here's five or so things with meers? Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
You don't ask questions. We just embrace.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You're welcome, all right. Disneyland turns seventy this year, and
they're going to have a very special tribute to Walt Disney.
This special tribute will include a animatronic version of Walt
Disney as part of the main Street Opera House at Disneyland. Ooh,
that's all going to take place this Thursday. So if

(52:41):
you're a Disney adult, go ahead and take off work
and go.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I saw that they have an app now for Disney
adults to meet, like a dating app for Disney adults.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Oh wow, okay, that's awesome. Miller High Life launches a
new frozen dive bar sprits push Pop. Do you know
what a spaghette cocktail is? Won't? Okay, I know what sounds.
It's a brand new spaghett sickle. It's a boozy push
pop spaghett.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
That's what it says?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I was?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Oh sorry, go ahead, let me ron bergendep.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yes, I'm so sorry. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
It's a citrusy bubbly and it's perfect for sipping in
the middle of the summer when.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
You okay, you're not explaining anything to me.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Oh hold on wait a boozy push pop inspired by
a quirky spaghett cocktail Lemons spirit free citrusy. It doesn't
tell you what a spaghett is. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's cocktail.
Yeah it's cock Okay, all right, it's frozen cocktail. That's
what we got. Bridigeh community is looking to find people
for swearing, and we won't be going to visit Kent,

(53:52):
England anytime soon. Apparently there is a lot of tension
going on between anti social use and streets, and they
hope that the no swearing clause is going to help
tamper this down. Sounds like you got another problem.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Can't Yeah, I still want to have a spaghette.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I do too, but I can't move on. I'll tell
you about Wendy's.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Oh okay, I got it. I got the spaghette.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I'm reading a story right now about a guy who
went to Minneapolis and he said he said he saw spaghette,
and so he ordered it. He says it is his
new official drink of summer. It's got three ingredients, Miller
High Life, Damn apparol yep, and lemon juice.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Oh oh, that's your spaghette.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Okay, that sounds nice. Actually, thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Article for not explaining that Wendy's is offering free fries
through the app. All you have to do is make
an app purchase on Fridays for free fry Friday. They
like a literation too. You cannot get the top fries,
seasoned potatoes, or Wendy's fuego fries.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
And this isn't even just a Wendy's thing. Can we
stop making apps for everything? I don't want to have
to give you my email address and phone number to
get a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
But if it's free, I'm taking advantage. Yeah, that's it's
just farming at this point. And then Tempe police finished
a Grubhub delivery order after they arrested the Grubhub driver.
They did not say what he got arrested for, but
they saw that he had pizza in the back seat,
so they took his Grubhub order to deliver and surprise, surprise,

(55:22):
you're hot and ready showed up with the cops. Yeah, hi, guys, Yeah,
that would have been absolutely terrifying.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
To hit you with a spaghette.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I'm gonna hit you with a spaghette. You're might get
me hungry. Yeah, I know there was a lot of
food there. Yeah. Remember when Oasis is going to make
it to super Soldier Field this summer.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You know what? Yeah, don't speak anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Okay, it's okay, Bunny, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Can you tell me what about Soldier Field spaghett.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
After the boys of Summer have gone, then we bring
him the ladies when hey, hey, ladies, Okay, don't join
me on that one.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Guys, that's fine, you said, Hey, ladies, and look at
the room.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Okay, you don't know the song. It's a Beastie Voice song.
It's fine, just it's fine. I feel abandoned. Somebody actively
just walk past the window back to walk in here?
Was that?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I don't know. We'll find out later. There are strangers building.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Was it a hey, hey, hey late ladies?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
No, no, and that's fine. Maris. You you stay over
there and you just don't participate.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Text time.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It's text time.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
It's text time, hey for four ninety five fifty. You
can always text us.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
A matter of fact, you text.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Anybody all day here at rock tim five five.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
U Joe starts us off today, he says, at only
five eight. Not sure i'd be tall enough for you
to see over sixty seven. But I'm certain I could
walk around with all ninety five pounds of Palmer on
my shoulders all day.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yes, phrasing on that one. Okay, Maria was saying that
she was at a concert.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Someone stood right in front of you. It was very tall.
You needed to find someone like Marris who could put
you on the shoulders.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Onto the next Purge comments you real close, not Purge
it's just like it's edging purge.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Oh wow, edging alright, Big Cat says, I'm taking the
wife to Smashville, Tennessee on Monday.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Taking out of Poundtown, Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Ken from Canada says, the three of you are having
way too much fun with this balls out bowling thing.
Between the Diddy reference and the snail trails. I was
laughing my ass off. Yeah, if you're in Pennsylvania and
you're like bowling.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Nude, you want to make sure everything's slick.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Playing it around. Oh, this's my favorite from the sixth ory. Oh,
I love it when Michael farts. It's hilarious, it really is.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
That was juicy.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
It was so good. I try to pick my spots.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Your cheeks just clapped so perfectly with those.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Two seats, right. You just gave me a visual I
didn't need today, but you have it.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
From the two to one nine, I waited tables at
a restaurant, had a customer come in ten that's before closed.
He ordered an omelet and complained that there wasn't cheese
on it, so we had to remake it. The eggs
fell on the dirty kitchen floor. The cook and I
looked at each other put it right back on his plate.
I watched him take his first bite before I resumed
My end of the night.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Tasks you Razor's edge there.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I'm still kind of TMU, but also that gets dangerous quick.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah. If they would have got sick, you would have
felt bad.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah, we assume they did everyone with spines if we
can die, that's so far yep.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
From the eight four to three, let's see some four
square in Vegas. There's a new casino floor that's being
decked out as an Uno room where you can play
the game Uno. I was saying I'd like the game Trouble,
maybe Candy Land the bet on. This person says four square,
four square? And from the six, wait, how about War?
The card game? Oh yeah, my ADHD won't let me

(58:52):
get in.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I get you. Yes, well, any game you like to
play War? I'm real competitive? Yes?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Have you never met Maria? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I was making a bad joke. Any baby you want
to play War? I'll lay down and oh okay, he
hasn't never heard that of a joke.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
But I'll tell you I can't say it on the air.
I was going to say, please, okay.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I used to actually play War with my brothers. My
brother literally dug it. Stop it stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it, stop it. World War two, World
War War two, World War two.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I'm sure nobody knows the reference.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Stop it stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
I meant he literally dug a trench out in our yard.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
It didn't help. That didn't.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
You can always That's worse. Text us better eight fifty
good bye from a heart shaped box to a heart
shaped walkie talk back. You can send us messages now
on the iHeartRadio app. Just hold the microphone down in
the top right corner. May come right here to the studio.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
And we're actually we're just going to close the show
with some talkbacks here. I love these. We have a
lady Michael Oh a lady, Okay. I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Maria Palmer. You are an angel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I'm hearing you read those tragic headlines.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It makes it sound like the best news I've heard
all week.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Wow. She loves bad news bears.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Bad news bears don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Go back instead of voice, there's a triggering. I'm here now, okay,
let's let's get you out of this. Here's the talk back.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Hey guys, it's not here from Sydney again, and I
really feel like I'm abusing this message things through the
iHeartRadio app and Maria, Yes, we're having a long distance
relationship now. I am now divorced, so I am currently
single and I'm on TikTok so I sent you a

(01:00:52):
message on TikTok as well, So catch you guys later.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Oh no, you just worked going down under?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Oh no the spiders.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Yeah, oh no, you gotta get me here, mud I
was gonna say you thought Chicago heat was bad? Get
ready for Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Oh but I can escape to Australia in the winter.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I can't wait to run away with you. We're gonna
be wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
So yes, the walkie talkbacks. Just hit us at any
time with whatever thoughts are running through your head and
we'll play them back on air because we love you.
We love hearing from you, and we'll be back tomorrow
with more ticket giveaways. We'll accelerate your summer, White Sox
Wednesday is tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Amplify our summer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
It works, alright, it's definitely amplified.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
We're gonna accentuate your summer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
What other a words there? No, no, no, no, no, no,
we're going to amplify your summer. And it's White Sox Wednesday,
so we'll talk to you to later, all right, Okay,
bye bye. Podcasting from Hyatta