Calling Out Sick or Calling Out Soft?

On this Thirstday edition of The Morning Mosh Pit, we dive into the bizarre and hilarious headlines shaping your week. We kick things off with a breakdown of Call-Out Culture and ask what really counts as a valid excuse to miss work.

From concert hangovers to emotional support ketchup smoothies, nothing is off the table. 

In Nerd News, we cover the latest in tech, pop culture, and geeky trends, bringing your favorite corner of the internet to life.

Our Five Things segment delivers the top stories you need to know right now, without the fluff. 

We also swap stories of bad concert experiences, from the funny to the downright traumatizing, and yes, we talk about Heinz’s new ketchup smoothie, the drink absolutely no one asked for. If it’s weird, loud, or just plain ridiculous, we’ve got it covered

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh yeah, that one's absolutely on the Divorce Day playlist,
as we're gonna call it D Day. We'll talk about
that more on Rock ninety five to five. Yeah, there's
a lot to say on that front.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, it'll be part of a thirst to day thing.
But that'll be next week. That'll be next week. Right now,
we're focused on this week's Thursday. What are we doing
this week getting divorced?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well that she didn't, that happened already. Yeah, yeah, after
trying over and over and over. Oh my god, it
took forever to be fair because of paperwork and stuff.
It wasn't like you guys were fighting or anything. It
was just kept going to court and they couldn't just kept.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Having a semicole aount of point.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, seriously, come on and get your punctuations.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know which, by the way, since I haven't really
talked about it that much on social media, it was
like this new thing for people and they're like, oh
my god, I'm so sorry this is happening to you
in like the barks. Yeah well, but also like this
has been going on since last may, not like this
past one, like the one before that. So I'm kind

(01:04):
of out of my feels about it. We can laugh.
I'm joking about it at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
That's cool, super easy to get married and really difficult
to get divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh my god, I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Say, the paperwork to get married is wild. Like you
want to do it, you want to do it right here, your.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Three signatures and make sure you got a witness and bang,
bang bang.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
You didn't even need a witness. Yeah, no, like I
had my but literally we got married in Maryland. I
had one of my buddies officiate the wedding and that
was it. And like we went to lunch afterwards and
I went to work.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh my god, where'd you go to lunch? Oh Clydes,
Clydes Alassome.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, but it's actually so good. Yeah yeah, it's in
like Oak Tower, Marylands, some like near Rockville, Maryland.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So good.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But yeah, we went to Clydes for lunch. We had
a little glass of champagne and then I went to work.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
All right, So we are actually going to tell people details?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I mean Thursday, four Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Four thurstday today. Yeah, I was gonna say about my
personal life.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, there's not a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
We don't want to be that details about the Thursday Live,
which is an event, Yes, that we do if you
if you're first, I mean we've only done a few
of these.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
If you're new here.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
We do live events out at a brewery. Yeah, they're singing,
there's dancing, and this one is.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Going to be so you're gonna have a divorce party.
It's for me, it's also for you if you've been divorced,
come on out, solidarity.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
And when can they find everything out about that?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
If that Thursday? That's today, Baby.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
W C HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael
Bowls today right, yes.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Gross todayalk powder.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, amidities back. Well, it's been around, but it's gonna
be a higher today, a little bit less hazy than
as been, and sunny eyes for the most part.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
High's ad in almost ninety degrees today gross.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
In the next couple of days, it's ticking out between
ninety two, ninety four, ninety six and humidity is high.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Welcome back August.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, boy, Tom, we got out of it there for
a minute.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You know what, though I've been I've been complaining about
this summer, and I stand by all my complaints, but
I will say, all right, mother Nature, you did this
a solid during Lalla week. Thank you for that, because Lallapalooza.
This temperature not great, Lallapalooza sun and seventy five phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Next week temperatures coming down a little bit, mid eighties
and some rainstorms and thunderstorms coming in, so that of
cool things down a little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, just wild weather, wild.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Weather, wowl thing you can count on in the wold
wild weather. I'm sorry, No we're singing. I'm gonna save
it all for Thursday. Okay, all right, let me ask
you a question real quick. Yeah, my throat's a little
sore today.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's a little sorry.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yesterday, could I call out of work for that?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Uh? You better phrase it better.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, there's there's a way to do it, if you go.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I've got the black lug.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
So that's how I forget come in today.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
You brought this up yesterday, Marie. What is acceptable to
call out of work for?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, apparently anything these days?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
We will discuss. Coming right up Rock ninety five to
five with Green Day. It is the mornings been one
of my favorite things walking out of Lola this week
where the truck's promoting riot Fest. Yeah, I was just like, ah, yes,
it will be here soon enough, when Green Day will
wrap up headlining on Sunday at Ryot Fest.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's also kind of hilarious. It's like if I've went
outside another radio station, we were like, listen to our radio station.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
It's just like we got our truck bark right there
and we're ragging me.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Thinks okay, So in turn sent an email to her
boss and she goes, I'm going to be out for
the next couple days. Didn't ask just because I'm going
to be out for the next couple of days because
my quote energy feels a little off. Boy, she took
off a Monday and a Tuesday, so like a long weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I would hate to be a boss because, right, you
gotta like you got to take people's feelings into account,
of course, but coming at me and just telling me
what you're doing instead of going, hey, I was wondering
about the next couple days, you know, like there's a
way to go about it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know. That doesn't feel good. I'd be irritated.
I yeah, like you're fired.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
I mean I deal with this regularly. Yeah, it's those
I mean, I've had part timers since I was part time. Yeah,
so it's just the excuses that pop up. I'm hungover,
I won't be able to make it. We're all hungover.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Yeahover. We are in our mid twenties. We are all hungover.
That is a state of life. Like now it hurts
so much more. But that's it was never an excuse.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I just remember there would be nights where we'd get
done at two.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Gonna say that.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah, thankfully I wasn't doing the morning shift at that point,
and I could like go to work at nine and
get maybe three or four hours of sleep.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
But it was still like when I was twenty twenty one,
twenty two, we would stay up all night, probably maybe
still a little drunk, and go to work the next day. Yeah,
I mean it was like it was a question whether
we were going to take the next day off because
we we had to work.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah. I see many sides to this, if I'm being so.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Oh, I see their side as well, because if you
have the days, utilize them and take advantage of them.
It's just there's gonna be a level of crywolf to it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yes, and that's that's where you can really put your
own foot up your own But so here's the thing.
Let's be real, we came from well maybe not our
entire generation, but we were really taught work ethic, yeah,
to an extreme. And I don't know that you should
be coming into work when you are super sick or

(07:02):
maybe still drunk or something off. And also when you're
an intern specifically typically you're trying to get a job,
you want to put your first foot forward and like
at least put in the time to make up a
stupid excuse. However, also, if I'm the boss, I don't care, like,

(07:25):
just tell me what you're gonna do. Are you gonna
be here or not? No, because then I need to
figure out what I'm going to do. Like, I care
more about the brass tacks of it.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
So when it's a stupid excuse that pisses me off
the most because it's trackable, Yeah it is, it is
very much. I can sniff this out and figure out
what it is. And then if you're going to be
dumb enough to be on social media about it.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh god, like come on, you can't act. Don't leave
me breadcrumbs.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Come in? Yeah? Yeah, but also what's their work record?
Because if someone never takes off and then they give
me some lame excuse like, hey, I'm just not going
to come in today. Well, fine, you never yeah, you
never say anything like have some days. Also, is your
job getting done? Great? Right?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I think that's the main part.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, is the work getting done? Because also what
we can very much admit to is that so much
of being a worker, and I think this is stupid,
is stroking her boss's egos to make sure they know
they're the ones in charge. And yes, we're listening to you,
and you got it, boss man, salute. Everything that you
say is the most important thing I've ever heard in

(08:40):
my life. And you're my number one priority. I think
that's dumb too.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I'd love to hear from boss. Yeah, you could text
us eight four four fifty. What did someone call out for?
What is the dumbest, dumbest excuses? Maybe what irritates you
most about that? And then maybe you've called in for
stupid things?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
And also what your boundary? When do you call someone out?
You know, when does the boss go, hey, man, not
an acceptable excuse. If you don't come in, you're getting
to write up.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I've had somebody tell me they didn't have gas. Well, well,
to be fair, and I've been there's two sides of it.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
If this is your primary mode of transportation for work,
you got to figure out how to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
We also live in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah, there are ways around, ye.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
And if you don't got somebody to give you a ride,
I mean, that's on you.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
But also, are you paying them enough for their gas?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Morning? Yes, I would imagine, so I don't like.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
But it's also one of those things where that's a
speed bump. You could tell me, Hey, I'm gonna be
a little bit late. I don't have enough gas to
get here. I'm working on getting into the buildings. I
can't come to work to earn money so that I
can get gas. So that's that's where I was.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
On that one. But yeah, I do want to hear
from bosses. I got a little sore throat guys, so
it's been fun. Yeah, I'm gonna go home.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Okay, Oh wow, you didn't even want to call. You
need to act like you're upset at least.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't know. No, Mike, you we can do the show.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
But yes, let's hear from those bosses. A four four
ninety five fifty. What was a dumb reason someone called out.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Songs about Courtney loves vagina, I'm rock ninety five to five?
It is?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is it really?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
She confirmed it. Well, so like Lona Delray did a
cover of it a few years ago, and she tweeted her.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
She goes, Lana del Wright, you do know that songs
about my vagina, right, and she goes, throw down your
own bilical news so I can climb right back, and
she goes on top of which some of the lyrics
about my vagina I contributed.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wow A.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
So Courtney loves.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
When you love your box.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
You love your box, and especially when it's heart cheaped
anyway on Todler matters, boys, what are we talking about?

Speaker 9 (10:58):
Sport?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh we're okay. We can't do this roller coaster with you.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Big win for the Cubs yesterday. I'm back baby.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
They beat Thread six to one, and a couple cool
things actually did happen during the game.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Cad Horton. Listen to these stats, mares.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Cad Horton delivered an outstanding He's our rookie outstanding pitching
performance five and a half scoreless innings, allowing just two hits,
no walks, and striking out six people on sixty seven pitches.
His run of twenty three and a third scoreless innings
marks the longest for a Cubs rookie in franchise history.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's good, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, I had home runs from Suzuki Swanson and half.
And then another interesting thing, our reliever Cubs achieved their
first immaculate inning.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Do you know what an immaculate inning is? Go ahead?
This was since September of twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
One actually has any sex.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
But Ketteridge recorded three strikeouts on nine pitches. Oh that's
kind of cool. Yeah, it's basically as short as you
can make it happen. Really, I would rather, uh, three
pitches three outs. Well, I mean, I guess you could
do that, dad.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
When relievers make it happen in short time.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I like the fund Your brid.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Covey's got a day off today before they start a
three game series against the Cardinals.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes, I'm sorry, before we get to the Socks losing
an immaculate inning nine strikes with three three strikeouts nine pitches.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
The Virgin Mary also had an emaculation.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, I so one two three, one two three, I
mean one two three, that's all fine.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I gotta argue with that, because if a three pitch
inning would be the immaculate inning.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, I think there's probably a different name for it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Then all right, well and you can take on three innings.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well if somebody just hit one. You're making jokes.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm like, let me, no, no, no, I was talking sports.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
All right, yeah, White Sox drop onto the Mariners, final
score of eight to six. White Sox had a nice
push at the end of the game, but just kind
of couldn't come up with it.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
What are the sighing about.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Her laughing at every time I say push or come
up with it?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Wait till our football season, Just wait till that.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Anything I do know, I remember.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Me, I know what means weather long enough and then
this is really cool, Marris, make sure I'm saying this right.
Clarendon Hills, Clarendon Hills, Illinois. Their little league team has
advanced to the World Series, the Little League World Series.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
That's weird because I saw Elmhurst was in the World
Little League World Series too.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Is there more than one thing?

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah, but there's levels. Okay, there's different age groups. So
shout out to our little leaguers out there, little.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
League baseball team from the Western suburbs and making Chicago
proud as it inches closer to a championship. Clarendon Hills
won a regional tournament Wednesday, advancing to Williamsport, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
So it's that little league and not the older on
for the Little League World Series.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Okay, so that's to them.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
I think I want to say last year Elmhurst made
it to the Williamsport Little League and now that team
is still together and they're playing in an elevated little
league team in there in another tournament.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Sh a ball around here.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
So there's minor leagues and little leagues? Which one were
the kids?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
There's also a pony and a whole bunch of other names,
but we're not going to get into that before Maria's
brain explodes.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
We'll settle things down for you.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I mean, minor league isn't the one with children the miners, no.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
As are the adults. It's not an immaculate anymore. Five
Pigs is next on Rock ninety five to five. Now
here's five or so things with mayors? Why does he
always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't learned to discomforting, but I'm grateful.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, you said it was gonna be sweaty balls. It
is trying to be proactive. All right, let's kick things off.
So some streaming news dropped.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
ESPN is set to launch their news streaming service on
August twenty first, just thirty dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Thank god, we need another one.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
They did announce a few moves as they are going
to working with WWE events and they are working to
acquire NFL network to get NFL coverage, which is a
bummer because I don't want to pay extra for either
one of those.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
They're figuring out a way to like shave things off
and make us pay for individual things now, and it's
gonna get really expensive. It feels like when we have
cable and we're like, we're paying one hundred and thirty
dollars a month for this.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
We need to bring back cable. At this point.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
ESPN will be hosting pay per views for WWE starting
in twenty twenty six, additional news and streaming under the
same umbrella. Disney Plus will be absorbing Hulu, so the
tube platforms will be coming together as one under Disney Plus.
Hulu plus Live TV is set to still be on

(15:46):
Disney Plus, but it's very convoluted and they're not giving
a whole.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Lot of details.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Right now, price for Hulu is ten ninety nine with ads,
nineteen ninety nine for AD free, and we're hoping that
we can stay consistent with those prices. But we will
get more details once this merger happens in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Remember when you could just turn on your TV and
watch whatever show or movie. You didn't have to log in,
you didn't have to sign up for anything, You didn't
have to decide whether you're going to do the kind
of ads or no ads thing. Then those are the days.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
It'll cost you nearly seven hundred dollars to stream the
nationally televised NFL games this fall across six different streaming
platforms YEP, and then add nearly five hundred dollars more
if you want Sunday ticket.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's insane, that's wild, that is sane.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Study show that poor sleep can lead to up to
one hundred and seventy two diseases, including diabetes, dementia, and
Parkinson's I fail it. Sleep deprivation, Poor sleep patterns and
inadequate sleep durations have also increased in people, which has
increased risk for hypertension, acute kidney failure, and crhosis.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
This doesn't well sucks for all.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Of us who are up this early right damn it
has some good news there launching an afternoon happy hour
special with CornDog, soft pretzel twist and two piece Monzarella
sticks for a milldred dollars.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
What thank you, son for raising my cholesterol.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
To tack onto that poor health.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Yes, yes, and a couple in Idaho has successfully charged
for their wedding. Now, they didn't charge close family members,
but they did charge fifty seven dollars for a guest
ticket for the day of the wedding.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
But if you wanted a VIP.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Experience, you could get that for nine hundred and ninety
seven dollars. That got you a full weekend of entertainment,
including a premium seating at the wedding, a brunch, and
a rehearsal dinner. And thirty people bought the VIP experience.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Hold on, if the VIP experience gets me hotel for
the weekend and entertainment and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
It's just mentioning entertainment doesn't say anything about a hotel.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Imagine the ego you have to in order to even
think of that.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
But it's also people paid for it, and we want
to pay you back for listening to us because we
know what it's like. Eight four four, nine, five, ninety
five fifty Go ahead and win a pair of tickets
to better than Ezra and Tonic that are going to
be at Brookfield Zoo for their Roaring Nights Summer concerts series.
It's going to be on August sixteenth. We still need
to go and plan a trip to the zoo. Yeah yeah,

(18:23):
around this or just another day.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
But also just circling back real quick. I want the
VIP experience in their divorce court. I want to be
front row for that. And I don't know what we
say over under five years on that one.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
They got the wedding paid for it, so they're good
to go. But eight four four, nine to five to
five better than Ezra tickets up for grabs now.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
And.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's time to york out.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
If there's one thing I did after Lalla to recover
it was watched season fourteen a King of the Hill.
King of the Hill's back on Hulu, all ten episodes
available right now, and I got to say, I didn't
realize how much I miss King of the Hill.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I don't think I've ever sat and watched a full episode.
I think I've only ever seen clips.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Oh my god, Michael, did you watch King of Hill?
Watching King of the Hill? That's as funny man.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Such a great show, and back after season fourteen, we're
looking at Hank and Peggy returning from working overseas, Bobby
is now twenty one in his head chef of a restaurant,
and all the same shenanigans of the crew happening all
throughout the alley. It's just a nice look on a
nostalgic series that could go on forever, and I really

(19:39):
hope that Hulu does bring this one back. Sad news though,
as the voice actor for Dale, Johnny Hardwood.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Did pass away.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Toby Huss, who previously voiced con and Cotton on the show,
took over voicing Dale, and then John Redcorn's actor Jonathan
Joss also passed away this but he was able to
voice his lines for the season.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Before he passed away.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
So, and then if you're asking about Luanne, she did
get written off the show after Brittany Murphy passed away
before they wrapped up their final season before the long hiatus.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Returning the season fourteen.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
A lot of great laughs, Bill and Dale are still
hilarious as ever, Boomhower doing the most boom Howard things,
mumbling and stumbling through life.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
But yeah, King of Hill returning.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
I didn't realize, like you got King of Hill back,
Futuramas back for old series make anything original these days? Yes,
on Hulu as well. And it's one of those things
where you look at it and go, I'm not mad. No,
these are all shows I loved. There are certain retreads
where I'm like, m, we didn't need to do that.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
But with this, absolutely here for this.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I'll bring back Robot Chickens.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Ro about chicken Ut? Did they stop?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I thought they did? I might be lying. I could
be totally.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Making I I stopped watching Adult Swim, but I don't
guy came back to They went away for a little
while and came back. Yeah. I mean it's easy to
make cartoons. Yeah, it's very easy.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
So when when these people voice like seven characters in one, oh,
you know you have like, hey, you three buddies, you
guys want to get together and do some more TV.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
If you're looking for a quick series, to watch, episodes
only about twenty two minutes, so you can blow through
ten episodes, real easy.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
King of a Hill back on Hulu.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Hopefully you've got a password for a friend from a friend,
because these streaming charges are While I.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Was gonna say, they don't say, hey, you guys want
to make TV anymore. They go, hey, do you guys
want to do something for this channel? And then maybe
this channel, then maybe this channel, except it's not channel,
it's streaming platform llollolol, and we'll just.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Pay you for one.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
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Speaker 2 (21:54):
Everything at Morning marsh Pit and at Rock nine five.
Hey marries Yeah, quick question, Oh jesus, what is it?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What exactly is today?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's Thursday?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Hello is rag ninety five five Thursday? It's WROP ninety
five five? Thurstynday is the jingle?

Speaker 11 (22:11):
But we're not at it up bar well we will
be best way too. What joint thirst is the collection?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Five?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Listay? Yeah, I gotta tell you one. We think on
what you barnered a drink? Boy? Oh boy, oh boy.
On August twenty.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
First, hold on, I'm sorry, Maria.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh sorry, yeah, okay. On August twenty first, your faves,
the Morning mash Pit are going to be out at
Microphone Brewing for our next thirst day, Live great name,
which will in fact double as a divorce party for yours, truly,

(22:50):
Raya Palmer. What let's think about it. There's gonna be
a lot involved there with D Day, divorce Day. We're
going to have prizes, We're going to have so much.
But we're not going to get into that yet. We're
going to tell you more about that next week. But
what you need to know, August twenty first is the
official date. Microphone Brewing out in Elk Grove Village is

(23:13):
the official place, and the divorce itself is official.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
All right, all right, I'm excited me too.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
We love hanging out with you and now we got steaks,
well not steak steaks, but I.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Was like, I hope so. And if you're divorced too,
definitely come on al because fun fact Microphone Brewing. Yeah,
karaoke there, Oh jeez oh, we're gonna scream sing divorce songs.
It's gonna be great. And that is the wrong way.
This is the wronger way. We're the Morning mash Pit
in Rock ninety five to five Mikey.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Who is the most annoying person at a concert. It's
always for me as a random person.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, the super drunk people, not even not even so, Marie,
you say super.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Drunk, super super drunk people, the lonely.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Heart, the person who comes by himself wow finds you. Oh, yes,
you can go to a concert by yourself. Just don't
talk to me.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I found the most annoying person, all right, it's the
loud singer.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
I went to Death Cab for Cutie two nights ago
with the Chicago Theater, and the seat next to me
was a huge Death Cab fan. I mean you, she
loved the band, but she's just loudly scream singing these
songs off key right in my ear.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
What do you do? Do you say something?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
No, you also scream sing I say concerts for scream singing.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
No, not a death cat Maybe not death It was
you know, he's like, got the acoustic guitar, and he
was just like, I will follow you into the dark.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
And she's just like, oh, so you're like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
So clearly you weren't the only one being bothered. Was
that they're like a collective of you just making eyes
at each other. How do we make this stop?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I was like, what the hell is going on here?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
She has to understand that she's ruining the show for
people around her.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I like when there's like a really loud, operatic singer
that isn't quite right either, Like she definitely did church
choir and thought she was like the panter, there are you.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Just talking about yourself?

Speaker 4 (25:25):
This lovely woman thought that she was singing fantastically. I
can tell very confident about it. But my god, yeah,
I feel you on that.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
But I think my guy takes the cake.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Met Lala first time seeing Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I am excited.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
My friend with me, she's excited, and we're standing in
place waiting for the band to go up, and this
guy just.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Walks up to us and starts talking to us, and
I'm like, cool, you're here by yourself, let's chat it
up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
And then when the lights go and the drum hits,
we're singing along. Everybody's singing along, and he goes, hey, man,
how do you feel about adoption?

Speaker 7 (26:02):
And I'm like, what, what?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Why? What are your thoughts on World War two?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
He just adopted a kid and wanted to talk to
me about him. Was like, yeah, you know, I come
from a family with adoptions in it.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah. Cool.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Everybody else is singing along and then he goes like, yeah,
you know, I just want to tell you about my
son really quick. And I'm like, bro, absolutely not. So
my friend is picking up the vibe and she's like,
you got my No, She's like, hey, I gotta go
get a drink. Come with me, And we literally went
ten people back and then stood behind the tall guy

(26:42):
for a little bit and we could kind of see
him shifting around, but finally he.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Turned and started enjoying the concert. Wow.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
So the talker, the loud singer, and then Maria and
I saw this at the Pearl Jam show. Someone was
spilling beer on me throughout the show.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
The drunk the two drunk people. Man, I was so excited.
In Charlotte, I got tickets to see Taking Back Sunday
and I was on air, so I got to be
like in the VIP section and I could bring my
friends nice and so I brought my excess friends that
were maybe a little bit enabling on the alcohol's hard

(27:17):
and they got so ridiculously drunk that they got us
kicked out of the venue.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh and you're there like.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
For work too, And I'm not drunk, by the way.
They just got so drunk that they were like bumping
into people. They were having trouble standing up, and it's
Taking Back Sunday, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
It's worse when it's your people. Yeah, yeah, that's terrible to.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Be fair my people anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Being at a Taking Back Sunday show and watching him
sing makes me want to drink too.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
They're horrible life. I like the band.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
They sound like they're drinking. They're more of an energy
band than like a correct notes kind of band.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Who is the worst person at a concert? We want
to hear from you? Eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty I said eight fol four day over time.

Speaker 10 (28:10):
Well.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Sarcast and mister Noah All is referring to Dave Navarro.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh fun fact.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh yeah, he used to play with Red Hot Chili Peppers,
and Anthony Kytos refers to him as the King of sarcasm.
Like that sounds like he would fit in with us
on the morning mash Pit. I love that, Nikey real quick.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
I met Dave Navara once. Oh and he totally tried
to hook up with my girlfriend at the time. I
was like, we're going down to meet and great line
and I was like, hey, Dave, how's it going. He
was like, oh good, and he signed something and then
my girlfriend was behind me and she walked up and
he goes, what's your name? And I was like, that's
my girlfriend and he goes, yeah yeah. He goes, do
you want to come backstage with me? That's what he
said to her right in front of me, and did
she no, of course, not look at me.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm lucky.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
He checked this out.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Heines and Smoothie King have teamed up for a new
Heines tomato Ketchup smoothie.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
You had me until you said ketchup something with flavor
finally sicy.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
They announced it after Smoothie King teased it earlier this
week with a post on social media that said, if
tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I'll answer that for you. No, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
You could do it, but people are saying it's actually
pretty good. It has strawberries, raspberries, apple juice, assii sorbet
you say that, aisie whatever hippie crap and heinees and
Heine's signature ketchup to top it all off.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, so it's really a fruit smoothie with a touch
of ketchup, so they can market it as a ketchup smoothie.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
I don't trust it because I would go and I'd
get the guy that was heavy handed with the ketchup
and I actually have a frozen ketchup smoothie instead of
the great Flavor Palate because that actually sounds really good.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
A writer for People magazine went and tried it, said
it's sweet and tangy, and they were impressed at how
well the savory ketchup blended with the other ingredients.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I was gonna say, that makes sense. I mean, ketchup
is like tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar. Yeah, so the vinegar
would be well.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
We got a smoothie king close to your hair. I'll
try it after the show, will report back.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
How about that? Oh boy?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
They say it's available for a limited time at a
number of cities, and we are one of them. Yes, Atlanta, Chicago, Denver,
and New York. Oh g I might if I drive
past the Smoothie King, I might do. Its ketchup is
the ultimate topping for everything.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
In seasoning. Frankly, so how could it not be good?
Did you just call it ketchup? A seasoning?

Speaker 10 (30:42):
Man?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
If you put ketchup on some steak, that's a joke.
By the way, I just wanted to see, is just.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
Like a nice, well done steak rock with a side
of ketchup of phenomenal now smoothie, or have some pasta
with some ketchup as the sauce.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, gourmet.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
I'm not going to try and say we didn't get
creative with ramen in college. Ketchup was tomato sauce with
some boloney cut up in it.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Amazing. I'm past that part of my life.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
I don't want to do that anymore anything yet.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
But I'll just know.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
I'll just buy the the foreign ramen packs because they
come with like sauce in them.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh my god, Oh is it ketchup?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
No, I hope it's ketchup too?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, delicious?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
So the foreign ramen packs you think they've got ketchup
in them?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Might have ketchup? Could be, we don't think. We hope
they're probably just like a less salty ketchup. Would they
consider ketchup? So you think I know they make Ketchup
different in the other countries to ask them to put
Ketchup in it.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
So put Ketchup in ramen outside of American and I'm
talking like Japan.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Japanese powder, but it's Ketchup flavored.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, maybe they have like kit cats that
are flavored Ketchup like they have it in Japan. Everything flavored.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
That's how Mars.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I'm gonna get you one of these after the show.
I'm gonna go get us both cake. I want you
to do that and we'll never die.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
He just said he wanted to. I just said he
wanted it. I think we got to get him. Okay,
So Marris wants to Ketchup Smoothie. Marius is on board
with the Ketchup Smoothie. Number one fan of Ketchup Smoothie.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Huge Ketchup guy.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Ma.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
There is a Ketchup surplus in Chicago. I heard I
bet don't use it on hot talks.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Not after you get to a budd use it somewhere.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
The president of the Ketchup Fan Club, you got to
use it somewhere.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, smear it all over your body.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Maris Hines full name Ketchup Man.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
This song by the Smashing Pumpkins makes me happy that
Billy Corgan is a musician and he has music as
an outlet, because in an interview he did say I
never really had the guts to kill my parents, so
I wrote this song instead. Holy Most thank you for
writing the song, Billy. That's a good way to therapeutically
get it out. That's true.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
And speaking of songs that make you happy, does this
song written by Maria Palmer make you happy?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's wrong ninety five that makes me happy.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
But we're not cut it up.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
Oh we will be last way too, We'll joined the
thirst direction. Please I sing, we gotta tell you one
way thing?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Thank God?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
But you barnered a drink?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Can I have some some epic music? Please?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Would you like some epic music?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Would if I could request a little bit of epic music?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Good choice?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
August twenty first first microphone brewing.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Let's stay live minute.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
And the best thing about the next Thursday Live is
it's not just a thirst Day Live. We're not just
going to be there with our normal shenanigans because this
one's double it as a divorced party. O boy, Deep
Day is the indidt.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Are multitasking partiers.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Here it's gonna be a whole big thing. It's going
to be such a big thing that we need at
least another week to plan it. Oh, to give you
all the details.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Additional planning me.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You're gonna give me at with other details on D Day.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
The things that I've heard them talking about that they
can't say yet.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Are really cool. You're gonna want to be here next
week to hear them.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
I actually we appreciate you, Michael, because normally you're the
first one to be like, hey, we want to tell
him about this thing.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
We're doing it.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
We're like, wow, a filter.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
This is too good. It's too fun. You know what
else I have? But some malort and Cavassier for a thursty?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
What a terrible combination.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Should put those away? Like, come on, we talked about
this jest.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Put them away. He means like, drink them, put them
ug jug We.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Don't want you to go home early from the show.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Historically speaking, drinking on air on Rock ninety five to
five goes, well, here, let's go. Why don't you pick
the coll it on your shirt at the first drink.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
It's and we are not out out of the bar.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
So I'd be very okay. So we're going to microphone.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, on which microphone? Not microphone? M I K E
R microphone, Yes, brewing good name.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I do have a question because there's a lot of
there's a lot of things going on here.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Do I still yes, you still have to sing to
the cubs mascot?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I didn't at all.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I knew one of us forgot about it. Well, I
was hoping two of us forgot about it.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Someone's gonna sing lips of an angel and you can
decide if that's going to be you or me.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
We'll record it and we'll send it to them. They're
already aware, are they. Yeah, this is three years of
Maress being dogged about hitting on a girl with lips
out an angel.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Responded to the podcast club.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah so yeah, so yeah, you know you got to sit.
It's gonna happen, is purp it does? It smells real
bad and I can sell the booze from here. And
you only had one little sip. I mean no, you didn't.
Not CC Corporate chills tuning pe like they use an
acting thing. It was fermented apple juice.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Now here's a bit only blog there.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, it's time be called ten eight four four ninety
fifty mars whole number time, all those digits, Proud of
you eight four ninety five fifty for.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That, you deserve a catchup Smoothie.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Cohen and Cambria tickets up for grabs and they'll be
in town with taking Back Sunday on August nineteenth. You
just got to play a silly little game called funted
Ahead with us trivia game.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
You answer questions, we provide you a save.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
We might answer wrong if we don't know the answer,
but if we get questions wrong, we get shot with
nerve darts, which is why we're here today.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah, buddy, just we had a gun closet like on
Men in Black for all our nerf guns.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like the wall opens, I think range soon enough.

Speaker 12 (37:14):
We need to cabinet in here because we got a
lot of clutter, a lot of toys and I know
ninety five fifty b collar ten while we ask Maria
to organize that.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm not gonna I know.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
And now fun to the head on rock Ed. Don't
worry they're using nerve weapons. Rich Red morning, Okay, there
we go.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Hello, Rich, I am poor.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Hello today we're doing good. Welcome to fun to the head.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
This is a trivia game where you answer questions for
a chance to win Coheating Cambria tickets. You'll take one
of us hostage to provide you a save, and we'll
get shot with nerve darts if we get If you
get questions is wrong. Now, your decision that you gotta
make is who do you want to take hostage?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Today? We're gonna go hostage Michael.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Alright, alright, alright, alright, okay, phenomenal, alright you ready, Maria, No,
all right? Question number one? What drink is famously ordered

(38:30):
shaken not stirred by a British spy who clearly trusts
no bartender. We're talking James.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Bond On richer Martini.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
That would be correct, many Mark doonies.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm feeling rich, all right.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Question number two? In music, what does b PM stand for?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Five? Could?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
He used to say? But that's all right, I like this.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
More for good measures things shoot hard. I don't know
that I let my.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Kids use these that would be beats per minute like
George Michael sings and wake me up before you go
go my beats perfect. Just don't look at.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Me like, okay, I know it's a good song where
you go. Allright?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Questions question you know, but three? Which fast food chain
rebranded with we.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Have the meats.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Barby all right, my guy? Okay, one more and finally
question number fill there? What are the ingredients for a mimosa?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Five Daniels and coke?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Why do I feel like a day?

Speaker 9 (40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I was gonna say you fully could have gone for
a save there, and you just are like, I'm gonna
boof it. That's the definition of boof right? Do you
ever figure that one out?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Save on the next one? I dare you? All right?
I want you can play at these games?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah, here we go. Final question when did TikTok launch
as an app in the US of A?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Lord, I know, I get a save?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Eighteen thirty two?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Going to get he is technically well within his rights,
so rich eighteen thirty Wow, that answer is actually seventeen
seventy six.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
That yes, that is brutal hostility in the studio from
the hostage.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I think we do have a prize still for you
have a prize for rich nurse.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
What would that be.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Your consolation prize for losing fun to the head today
is clop ye?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
It is sweir baby?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh yeah, that is genius.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Mike.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
He was like, are you going to mess with me?
I'm going to messy my back.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I got more fare over here.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
It's a dick move, but I like it.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Rich together, Uh, coheating Cambria.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
You're gonna enjoy the smooth sounds of kids singing coheating Cambria, which.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
They won't be kids pop in Cambria.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
Lord.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
But for everybody else looking for concert tickets, you know
where to go livenation dot com or ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Rock Chicago's rock station. It is Thurstday on the morning
Mash Pitt Maria.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
It is thirsty today. What a very happy day.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I swear I'm having a great time.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Well, I haven't even done anything wrong. You don't even
know what I'm gonna say. Okay, you know anything, No,
you don't. You don't know anything. I don't know anything.
I thought I heard of anything.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
It is official now it's not.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
We do want to keep the positive energy hearing the
Rocket five five studios, but we also need to stay informed. Unfortunately,
sometimes being informed just means becoming depressed, because the news
is just an amalgamation of all the world's worst words
that they can hurl in your face and the corporate
chills are like, God, just put a positive spin on it,

(43:15):
like that's something that you can just do. So we
call this malicious compliance. This is bad news Bears. Dog
dies in apparent grooming fan accident.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Seriously, it wasn't a dead kid, I'd oh nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Woman dies after being stuck in donation box.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Oh that's terrible. Oh man, what she style? Okay, that's horrible.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Two killed after a car rolls down mountain.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
It's extra closing the donation box.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
They'll be rolling down the mountain wingling roll. Okay, it's
a positive spin, Marris. Things are very terrible in the world.
We have to laugh.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Sometimes smile when you say it.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Five soldiers hospitalized after shooting at Fort Stewart.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I heard about that train.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Not great.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
I don't know how that seemed normal out of the
rest of these.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Okayikes, has nobody died?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Sounds like you're becoming desensitized for all of that. Just
bad news.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Bears, good news for you. Ninety five minutes. Commercial free
is next.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Jezus what it's not me, it's the corporate shills. It's
their idea. I am not writing these headlines. Technically, CNN
is thanks CNN.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah, and what a journey it's been. The Morning mosh
Pit is on Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rockstitan.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Maria, what do you got?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
We have yet another journey ahead of us, and it
will be full of trials, tribulations.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Is this a D and D camp mud maybe?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
And electrical components as it will be the inevitable Human
Advisors robots Wall.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
So the Crock Ai system, that's the one that's on Twitter.
I'm not gonna call it X and you can't make
me do it. If you subscribe, then you get the
crock Imagine system and that has this mode where you
can make spicy not safe for work, semi nude imagery.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's right, you said make.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, you can create it. The robots are making Hentai.
It was only a matter of time.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
What platform do you say?

Speaker 10 (45:42):
This was on?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Well X for now, Triple X soon enough already? Yeah,
it is? What's up Johnnyson's anyway, we used to follow
each other.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I think that's a weird future to like promote.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, I wouldn't come out and be like, hey, this
is the new hotness that we're promoting on Twitter, like
we know.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
It's gonna happen. We're sitting on the internet. We know
what rule thirty four is. And now that animation is
easier than ever to create.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
You didn't even have to tell us about it.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Well now you know, Okay, although it.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Sounds kind of fun, Actually you could sort of make
whatever you're into.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, that gets scary really really really really really really quickly,
like celebrity faces.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Oh that's a great or that's a horrible idea. Wait
a minute, Michael puts your phone down.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
You don't really need to make it of Sydney, sweetie.
You can just like watch her ads or her shows.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Well, but I think that's the thing of it, Like
there's a cornacopia of porn on.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
The internet, cornicopia if you will.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
That so what you're gonna create your own AI porn
that's gonna look goofy.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Well, they say it's never about the finishing product. It's
all about the creativity you can with six fingers on
one hand. You know what I'm saying. That's the opposite
of a problem. And that's how they get you. I
got you got God Forever Ago made a robot you're like,

(47:20):
can I put my dog in the good Lord? But
now you're going to see your perfect lady and then
you're going to make an AI image of her against
her will, probably, which is already not cool. But then
she is going to have three boobs, and then you're
going to compare the real lady to the fake one
that you made.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
It.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Then she's got three boobs you can't compare. Next thing,
you know, you're lusting after robot creations you don't even
want to produce with humans, and then they wins.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
From the front of the inevitable human robot war The
food Fighters.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
As we Are ninety five minutes commercial Free on Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
It is the morning, marsh fit and Mia, What loveliness
do you have for us today? Farts?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Well, of course do you have one ready?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, not mean, I'm not No, this is wild.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
So family was out on a sailboat, beautiful, beautiful day.
Out on the sailboat. They were spreading ashes from their
you know, deceased family member. They were using Spotify to
get a song to play, Wow, a very regal song
to play while they were spreading the ashes, and then
a commercial came on right after the song ended.

Speaker 13 (48:35):
Yes, this is the quickest way to clear out stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
It was like a fiber commercial basically, oh that's.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Amazing, but also what in the targeted ad, like, what
are you looking at that is bringing.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
That somebody stopped up?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
No kidding, And.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
I would just like to say, the iHeartRadio App would
never do that to you in a moment of just
solemn grief when you're trying to honor somebody in their moment.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I kind of like it, why why what?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
They can listen to this show on the iHeart Radio App.
And we would absolutely do that.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
No, we we us us and we act. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
In fact, party Mike, I don't have one right now.
I know, not right now, not right now.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Are you about to do it?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
If I ever die? And news to say it happens?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Done?

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Yes, done, Okay, thank you, the salute.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I want Maris to give a very very heartfelt eulogy
because you'll be able to actually be serious and articulate amazing,
And then I will mikey to far right after.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yep, that's here the regal moment.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Just one more time, there goes old Pops.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
He you're running down.

Speaker 13 (49:59):
This is a quick playing to clear out stuck pop.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
The first line in the commercials crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, clear? What was it? The best way to clear
this way to clear out poop? Like the fact that
that's a real ad is bizarre.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I love the hook you instantly my attention. Hell who
did that?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I mean, but we've all been in that situation where
it's just like, please leave my body sometime. Oh god,
hold it, the stuck poop of it, all this.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Time, all indeed. Oh but you know what, at least
the crowd took it well, like no one was offended.
Like everyone was just like, oh good, some levity.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
It was one of those things where it was just
like the perfect time for laughter. Yeah, like we're we've
been grieving now and now we're laying the ashes to
wetness and.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Laying the ashes and laying the Assess are we commercial free?

Speaker 5 (50:57):
We are commercial free?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Four days. I'm not counting, not at all. You just
counted four days until Lincoln Park is back at the
United Center.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Damn boil boys.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
It's so close, and it's like I keep hearing Chester
and I'm like, all right, you got to get into
Emily mindframe for this, but I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I wonder if they do any sort of tribute thing.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Oh, I'm sure we're like they can sing a song
and have Chester on a screen singing.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
I think what they've been doing I could be wrong
because I haven't seen the full set, is that there's
a sing along.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Well that's crowd does chesters that It's kind of fun?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
So okay, yeah, that's what Mike Shineeda dive and he
was touring by himself. He did like a sing along.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, well let's get into some text messages.
Show it. Let's text time.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Actually, you can always text usay four f fifty. As
a matter of fact, you could text anyone on the
station on that same number started off in the seven
to seventy three. Okay, guys, I'm still hungover. Don't have
to work because I'm retired, so I had a couple
of drinks. I'm gonna go jump in the pool and
fire up the grill and throw some ribbys on. If
you guys want to stop by after work, I'm in Hello.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I wish you.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Know what I want more retired people bragging about being
retired because we're not.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Going to see it. It is never going to happen
for us.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I'm going to die a certain point.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
We know how you're going to I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Let's see here from the nine to five six, Good
morning guys, Maris Mason and Queen Maria. Okay, so the
funniest thing happened a few minutes ago. Maria was talking
about the next Thirsty First Day Event Live event and
being a divorce party. And she just and and just
as she finished, the app started playing a commercial for

(52:47):
a true crime podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Ye, that's right, shout out to my axe. Remember that
I had options and I went with divorce.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
From the two one nine and there's been quite a
few people calling Clinger show, calling him, Oh no, I
don't say it. I don't know about that one. Yeah,
what's going on there? Let's hear from the seven eight.
Try some Korean ramen complete with Kimshi.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
That sounds good. That is a good additional ingredient with ramen,
not ketchup, because we were talking about that smoothie. King
has a ketchup smoothie.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yes, I know it sounds like disdain in Marris's voice,
but it's longing. He wants that ketchup smoothie.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Ever heard longing in my voice?

Speaker 9 (53:30):
Sound?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, I just know.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Okay, that's called gas lighting.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
You can't guess it. First of all, gas lighting isn't real.
You made it up because you're crazy. There it is
again from the five to seven five. Feel there it is.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
From the five to seven five. Isn't ketchup? Isn't ketchup? Already?
A smoothie A ketchup smoothie is.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Just a hat on a hat.

Speaker 12 (53:57):
I mean, put a straw on it and we'll see
verry trip Hey from the from the sixty three, Oh hey,
I love you guys a show.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I'm listening online.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Love the iHeart Radio app and the walky talk back
feature so I can leave you guys messages.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I also love the iHeart Radio app. All your favorite artists,
all your favorite podcasts, all in one place.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
You can always text us what what driest tease? What
you trailed off? You didn't finish the thought. It's because
we love the iHeart Radio apps.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I that was the thought. I love the apps.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
It's the best app.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
It's the best app you could get. You just want
to set us as number one on your presets. That's right,
we got presets. Baby.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
All right, I'm gonna go look and see what these
talkbacks are doing.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I gonna say that's really the best part of the
iHeart Radio App. Actually, okay, see over talk about.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
We're finishing a now, thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Finishing a thought. Damn Garris.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
It's good for you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
You can get that closer to God in that tone.
Not all the way there though, Oh still room for improvement.
Got adjacent more fingers this morning on Rock ninety five five,
I believe you got something to say. Okay, cool, Then
I want to listen to some talk back vice from

(55:38):
here's what you got. I'd always leave us a walkie
talk back on the iHeart Radio App. The fabulous iHeart
Radio App. By the way, all your favorite music, all
your favorite artists, okay, god all I want to play
all three.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Now you guys want to be all.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah, that's right. It set us is number one on
your presets.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Here's the talk.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's like the radio, but on your phone.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Here's the talk. Three.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I don't think I've ever said this before, but congratulations
on the divorce. Hey, thanks man.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Over. That's a great timing.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
You know, what we don't need is to hear the
entire station playing in the background.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Odin, but thank you. I don't know, I though it's funny.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
One of one of our more consistent walkie talk backers,
and he understands the rules.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
You know what he doesn't understand don't swear when.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Because we want to put these on the air quickly,
and Mariss has to go and like edit them down.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
If you swear about.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Especially if you send us like twelve in a row
and you're swearing in all of them, don't do that.
One odin.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Love hearing from you. It's just.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
But also though, to be so clear, yes, congratulations is
exactly the attitude. I've had a lot of people being like,
I'm so sorry that you're going through this. Don't be
It's fine again.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I processed are the marriage?

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Yeah, I did that with a friend and he like,
he was like, yeah, I just got divorce and died
at that and I was like, oh, I know that
was rough, man. Let's go celebrate. We're gonna go party.
I'm gonna call the bart that's.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Where we're at. And then he was like, I'm not
there yet.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
And I was like, oh, oh, oh, my bad, my bad,
my bad, I read this wrong. He was like, no,
it's okay. You know, there's just a lot to it.
And then he just walked away slowly, and I was like, Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
It can be sad.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I mean, I mean yes, and I went through that
whole thing. But the fact that we're talking about it
on air means I'm ready to talk about it and
it's fine. Like I'm good, I'm good to go. Man.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I'll wait for the next Thursday.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, this party, baby, let's go. D Day August twenty
first at Microphone Brewing and boy, oh boy, do we
have some tricks of our sleeve for you.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
I can't wait for that and more details next week
and tomorrow, Oh, tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Is a it's a day.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
It is. It's I believe it's a Jasa fight.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
We'll see you then, Waltz in next Chemists Town. That
chelse him