Chainsaw Friday & Divorce Playlist

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
We will come out and play till tomorrow night at
the Offspring.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm going.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're going right now, I'll be there, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah. Are you going, Mikey?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, you gotta move.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, I'm moving tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh well, you need sleep.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
No, I'm going to modest Mouse at Salt Shed. You're
gonna die, I'll be okay. Well listen, I mean I
move at like nine am, and I'm not moving. I
just gotta go watch dudes move.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
So then after a great name for a moving company
that is really good.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That sounds great, I'm gonna do it with their shirts off.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
So yeah, I think I could still go to a
show because even then, like I wake up at three, right,
So if I don't move till nine, I'll be waking
upbout like seven.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
That's a sleeping day for me. Are you all packed already?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I'm close. I did a lot of pack in the
last couple of days. I'm trying to really get everything
consolidated into the middle of the room so they can
just grab it and go.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Do you not sleep in on the weekends? I do, okay,
usually what's your sleep in time? Oh my god, I'm
up at like one pm. Okay, oh yeah, full blown.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
You're not also like a psycho stay up really late
on the weekend, it's like one pm.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, well I'll stay up till four am.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay, So my whole day sort of just shifts opposite.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
No, I get up at like five when I have
a friend bartender, so everything's a little different.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Fair, good morning, it's the morning mush. But my name
is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm marriage. It is a beautiful Friday. I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, it is a beautiful Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
In fact, it's so beautiful that sometimes you just want
to I just want to cut something.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh I don't want to cut something. Just go with it.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Go itch on Friday is going to yeah, no, no,
not now. Don't call now.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
You know that sound, but don't because I'm answering phones today,
so don't call.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
I'm not going to answer right now. But no, there's
two opportunities coming up. Also, like if you want to
win something, just to day is your day. Oh my god,
there is so much stuff to be given away. We're
trying to find spots in the show to not give
things away.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Basically, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Because we still have the offspring six Flags, Shine Down,
Volby and the chainsaws.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's gonna be a pack day. You missed one? What
did I miss? A coheating Cameria? Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Four four ninety five fifty go ahead and call for
those Coheat tickets. Yeah, we've how do now you have
to answer the phone? Thank you, Michael, four for nine
five five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, they're gonna be like, can I get the chance song?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You're gonna be like, no, you can get Cohating Cambria tickets.
And they're going to be like, oh, come on man,
you're gonna be like the co eating Cambria tickets.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I'll cut you no nor no, no, but yes, Coheat
and Cambria up for grabs right now. Why do I
think this is soon? August nineteenth, that's next Tuesday. Soon
they're gonna be with taking back Sunday at Huntington bankot
Ville in at Northerly Island, w c.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Where are your garbage bandan.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Handling the garbage?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
I've been nailing the weather and you know how, I
know how we haven't heard from garbage Bandan recently?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Was the Winter's name Dan too. No, it's Ben, Ben. Sorry,
Ben from Crownpoint, Indiana. Congratulations you got to Cohedon Cambria. Tickets,
lots more giveaways throughout the show today, and I'm going
to give you sunshine all weekend. It's gonna be hot
though today a high of eighty six. Tomorrow highs in
the nineties. Humidity is going to be a little lower
than it has been though, so that'll help a bit.
But with that, a lot of people going to be

(03:46):
outside this weekend, the air show going on, concerts everywhere,
just a busy weekend. Get out and enjoy it. I mean,
summer is you know. I mean we're winding down a little.
We're all getting out to enjoy it. So we'll all
be zombies on my there.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
As we should be loud.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
The air and water show.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Is so up. I was so excited.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes, listen, I'm from Maryland's true. We hear those things
all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Do you just zone them out? Eventually, I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I know, how do you do you heard that shaking?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I grew up next to O'Hare and one of the
biggest train yards in Chicago Land area. I'm so just
what there's noise, something flying over the jet.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Noise is a different level. It vibrates their whole house.
It's so loud.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Every time I tried to take a picture, I was late,
so like I run over to the window and pull
my phone out and just see like them or whatever
that thing is called the you know, is it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Called plane vapor smoke? They say smoke on, smoke on. Yeah,
So here's a cool thing.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Smoke on.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Here's a cool thing. Here's a cool thing.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
For like a second, I dated a Navy pilot, but
we got to sit with like these blue retired Blue
Angels pilots at a Blue Angel's event and they got
to like give us some inside like just details on it.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's so cool, but it's loud. It's cool.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I love this, guys, but can you turn it down
a little?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Literally just turned down here and it's just a little.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I think they'll turn it down for you for bad newspairer.
That's right, they won't. They've us some news turn it up.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They don't want to hear it.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's next on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
This thirst day, it's going down at Microphone Brewing, Etcrow Village,
First Day Live, Buddy d day. Some might say a
celebration of divorce, just life in general.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, getting through it?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah together, Yeah, commiserate.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station, The Morning wash.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Pit is on.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's gonna be on that Thursday.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
But you know what, we're gonna have fun right now
and we're gonna be informed both good.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Do you believe her? Get back?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Everywhere?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
The news headlines are absolutely terrible. We want to stay
informed anyway, so we're just gonna put a positive spin
on them with bad news bears. A woman found naked
shot to death in storage Jesus.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
She probably asked for it.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Uber driver repeatedly runs over kills pedestrian.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Was he walking against the light?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
A woman fatally shot man while he slept, Well, what
was he wearing?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I was about to ask. The same.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Man accused of faking his death to avoid charges is
found guilty of sexual assault.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Jeez, the old fake and death. Huh Yeah, it's a
hard one these days.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
What a classic? All of that just some bad dues.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Fair.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I have to I gotta say I'm proud.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, no kids today, the kids ones were so bad
that I couldn't even kind of make fun of them.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, well, let's reward the audience.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm going to do free Chainsaw Friday in this cadence.
But I'm going to You're.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Gonna figure it out. Eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty. You know that sound. You know what it means.
You're getting a chainsaw to start your weekend. All you
gotta do is b callar ten eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty because it is.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Free Chaza Friday.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay, that was weird.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Work, take work kind of work sort of week It is.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
The morning match pit on Rock ninety five five with
Corn when.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
If you're a Lollapalooza headliners and when that scating happened live?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
H What else am I supposed to call it?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like? I know that it's technically the correct term, but
I got ruined by the purge.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't know what you want from me.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Scatting. Oh that's a poop. Yeah, but yeah, Jonathan Davis
is amazing. Corn is amazing. I said that's a poop thing,
right it is. I don't like that at all, know
me neither. I'm sorry. I mean to purge you this early. Okay,
October is coming I'm going to stop talking and let
you go into your story.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Thanks man. Yeah, stories to go into right after that one.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Okay, So Miami International Airport is introducing nap rooms.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Can get them thirty to sixty bucks per hour. They
got beds, Wi Fi noise canceling power outlets.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh my god, can I take my beer in there?
I don't know I'm taking Can I go to duty
free first?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I just want to make sure they scrape up all
the between people.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
You gotta think that's gross a little bit, right, I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but also like, think of all the places in
the world that you wouldn't even consider have Jews on them,
and they do.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You're getting off an airplane recirculated.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
I would almost think that they'd make it comfortable for
you solo to take a nap, but not make it
comfortable for multiple people to be in the same pot.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Together because people could have sex.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Could you rent one two people in it? Save money?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
It depends on how big people.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Two passengers one big spoon it one? Oh my god,
gotten it up?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, it seems like they would make them big enough
for two people would just get icy real quick.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, And in that same vein.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I'd almost want like a kind of family setting too, right,
so like you got your family shut up, like, yeah,
you got your kids with you. They're unruly, they need
to lay down because you're on your second string of
your eight hour layover.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
If I'm sleeping and you bring your kids in there
and they're loud and being a good thing, they have
noise canceling. Yeah, how noise canceling is? I thought they say,
our room here is noise canceling. Suppose no, no, no, no, no,
let's be clear.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
They have not told us that they've been transparentic. No,
we didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
We messed that up.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Uh No, I think that this is great as how
many times have you been like saying, o'harin, You're just like,
oh my god, I wish I could take an oat.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
The longest layover I've had has been about four hours. Yeah,
and I've been thankful. But I know people deal with
eight and then I know other people are happy to
take like a full day and they'll just get a
hotel at the airport.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Absolutely not no, get me in and out if the
flights are getting canceled and the next one's not coming
for like six hours.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Sure, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so okay, yeah, what was the price?
Thirty to sixty an hours.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
So it's not the cheapest thing in the world, but
it's also reasonable, I think whatever you're stuck.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah, you know where I am if I'm not there
at the bar bathroom, well bar too. Like I love
a toilet at an airport. They're always very clean and
you can kind of have your own little space scatting
it up, get on your phone, just scattered away.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
You like sitting in an airport bathroom?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I regret saying that. No, it's not that I like
doing it. I just don't like sitting amongst the people.
So you go from huffing farts in a tuna can
huffing farts in the bathroom. If it gets too far, toy,
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's not really if you are a far masterroom sol
scatting it up on the morning marsh Pit.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Did Anthony Katos do heroin or something?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Why would you ask such a question?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Yeah, I don't know why. It's pretty spelled down there.
Morty Mosh been on Rock Mikey speaking of rock and roll.
Righto fast, right around the corner. Yes, as though there
wasn't enough concerts going.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
On, I know, but right versus my favorite one.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Same here, maybe my favorite festival I've ever went to. Yeah,
it's so much fun. It really is a great rock bands,
bands you haven't seen in a long time, one of
which is the Beach Boys this year.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I get Wait.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
When I was growing up, my parents are Christmas album
that my dad would put on all the time. Actually,
at that time it was a tape. Was the Beach
Boys Christmas.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, every Christmas, Saint Nick, my brother come Sis.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I would drive around in my dad's truck and we
had like one of those CD cases and when I'd
get out the Beach Boys CD and we'd be like,
get around.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
That.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You went note of all of us here, it's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Well, the Beach Boys are playing riot Fest, and now
mister John Stamos has agreed to come and play with
the Beach Boys. Oh my god, but only if riot
Fest meets his demands. Oh my I saw it, yes,
please oh go through it all right, So first thing
on the list, Riot Mike, founder of riot Fest, has
to get a John Stamos tattoo.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I'm sure that's easy, peasy, awesome.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
There's already other people on Twitter. They're like, you want
to go to John Stamo's tattoo too. Number two, a
John Stamos lookalike contest must be hosted yep. Number three,
a local Chicago pizza restaurant must create a Greek style
pizza named after and in honor of John Stamos.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Incredible.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Number four, and there's a number of these. John stamos
green room must be stocked with these items. A body
pillow of John Stamos.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh yes.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
A nude painting of b Arthur unlimited Hummus served in
a Gibson guitar case.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Number five.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
The riot Fest Twitter person must give John Stamos a
foot rub their Twitter person.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
I feel like their Twitter person might be into that. Maybe, yeah,
they just offered that up. Yeah, you know, John's got
clean feet, that man.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Or they're like, I give terrible foot massages. He's gonna
hopt out quick.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Number six.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
A special John Stamos riot Fest t shirt must be
designed and approved by John Stamos.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah I kind of want that shirt, all right. Yeah,
you have to be ready for that. Number seven.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
No one is allowed to make eye contact with John Stamos.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Hair I love it. Number eight.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Whenever John Stamos says riot Fest, he is allowed to
say riot Fart.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
God.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Number nine John Stamos masks must be printed for the
entire crowd to wear good and they say at the
bottom of this. Over the next few weeks and the
lead up to the festival, we at riot Fest will
make every effort to complete this list of demands for
mister John Stamos so he will be in attendance at
Riotfest twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Incredible campaign.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
The biggest thing that I do love about riot Fest
is how much fun they have cracking on themselves exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, they get the spirit of rock.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
You know.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
It's like, don't take it too seriously. It's like us.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Like I was just gonna say, it's like us, Well,
you know, they're better than us.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
What I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I think there are two parallel paths running in opposite directions.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
We all hung out and we would have a lot
of fun together, oh for sure, And we can do that.
September thirtieth, twentieth excuse.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Me, wait a minute, Douglas Park, I've never heard the
song before.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Who is this bond joby?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think it's bone Javiv jo Bone, Javi.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh Man.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
That one isn't on the divorce playlist, but it's a contender,
could be added to any of them. We will be
celebrating do you to divorce? All things about it yours mind,
the fact that it's over, or if yours is just beginning,
or the fat you're getting out of any situation anyway.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Next to Thurstaday at Microphonetday Live, Maris.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Fan xpo of the song kicks off Aday over at
Donald E.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Stevenson Center Friday, Saturday Sunday, and it is a chalk
full weekend. One of my favorite things about any con
is the special comic book.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Releases that they do during each of these.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
When I went last year, they had a special cover
art for one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle series.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I also like a comic book release, but sometimes that
makes them page to stick together.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Okay, that's good, So all types of greatness. You got
comic art from the fans, not even a fans, the
artists around, and then the people that are there. Can
I run through the list just a litle bit it
right now too for it from Star Wars, Ewan McGregor
and Hayden Christensen and.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
They're doing a special conversation on Sunday. Wait but Yeahowan
McGregor and Hayden on site, not.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Only to say what they like to take a trip
to Paris.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
They're both signing autographed Saturday and Sunday, but on Sunday
a very special speaking engagement.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
You remember the British chick from the office, Yes, remember
she's she's there, Catherine Tate is her name.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
You're looking at this entire list and you went with
the British chick from the office when you have John Cena,
Orlando Bloom, Brandon Frasier, Chevy Chase, Rain Wilson, the one.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Name from the office that would definitely be the guy
that I would Patty get a picture with.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I think he's dope.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
And the mere fact that you didn't drop her name
and you described her also she was in Doctor Can
I just tell you I'd be most excited to meet
who's that?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
The guys from Reno nine one one? Yes, Cedric Yarborough
and then what's his name? Thomas Lennon And there they
better Yeah, just knew they better be in their outfits.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Kate mccoochie is also going to be there along with
Dante Basco, Like it's just okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
She knows.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
She just makes a lot of jokes about it. If
you don't know, Garfunkle and Oates cook them up. There
an hilarious comedy.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
There is, Yes, yeah, yes. Juliet Lewis, Ye, Juliet Lewis.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Beverly DeAngelo from National Lampoons is also going to be there.
A slew of Marvel actors.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
This lineup is way better than C two E two,
A comparable in different ways.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
If you if you notice they're doing themes they did
The Mummy, Star Wars, Reno nine one one, Marvel, what
is the movie Guardians and again. So it just depends
on which group they can get together at any given time.
But go ahead and take advantage of Fan Expo this weekend.
There's a lot for everybody that's there.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
C two WE two had the Lord of the Rings cast.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, I mean that's.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Pretty in the experiences here and like special events Ewan
McGregor Ultimate Package Hayden Hayden Christian's An Ultimate Package is
sold out.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
So those are taking photos and getting autographs together, which
are available for a lot of the actors and actresses
that are.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
On set Ultimate package for seeing us out to Orlando.
Bloom's Ultimate Package is.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Wide also recently divorced.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Green Day on Rock ninety five, and I might say
one of the loudest trios I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Live, for sure, louder than us. We use our mics
for amplification.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, that's what they're for.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
Yes, and we can't wait to see them over at
a riot Fest. But sooner than that, we're looking forward
to seeing you somewhere next week.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh you mean Microphone Brewing. Yes, for Thirsty Day Live
and especial thirst Day Live and D.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It'll be D Day celebrating what no, no, no, go ahead,
I said, d Diddle Day.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
But I don't think that is gonna know fit or work.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I was thinking about making T shirts that say I
got lost in bus Woods because Microphone Brewing is right
by this big wooded area. I'm obsessed with it.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
It's b U s s.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
We learned yesterday. It's bussy Woods, which sucks. Somebody changed that. Yeah,
I got stuck in bussy Woods.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
We all eventually got stuck in.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I might I mean it doesn't look far. I may
just have after we're done. Like, I don't want to
have to go on air and be like we lost.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Michael speaking of things on air for next Thirst Today.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I did kind of announce on my social media, but
we have to do a version of the mini purge.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's not the same.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
You don't get to say whatever you want to be.
What I'm gonna do is reject you so you can
move on with your life. You get to shoot your shot.
I'm gonna turn you down, but you know, try it out.
Practice makes perfect and it's gonna be really funny, so
you'll be able to call in next Thirst Day.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Then give me your line.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh my goodness, like me playing professional baseball. You're not
gonna win, esna win.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
There's also and we can't tell you what it is yet,
going to be an insane prize and.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
We giveaway at Thirst Today Live.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Are we not quite locked in?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I think we are locked in.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
It's called etching my call.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
You heard about that building it He's like, I only
last five seconds. It was a four second edge. Let
me tell you, buddy. But we will be sending you
somewhere to see someone. Oh god, it's so good. It's
so good.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Anyway, next Thursday, Microphone Brewing, Thirsty Day Live, Do Do.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Less, Walk Load.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
We will be walking on the ad Thursday.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
We'll be there with you.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, but it's about D Day's about the bars, So
it's about people going again. Here a go again.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
It's gonna be great. There's gonna be a lot of
like that. We're gonna be doing some karaoka singing. We're
bringing our own set up. Yeah, it's gonna be a
lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
It'll be real fancy.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Scream singing at Microphone Brewing this upcoming thirst Day Boys,
what's happening?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, get enthusiastic. I'm not that enthusiastic. Your sports have
been lacking late. My sports suck personally lately. Stupid Cubs
lost again. Geehaw, what are we going to do here?
I don't really care about any other sports, to be
honest with you, really, I know. Cubs drop on the
and the series to the Blue Jays two to one.

(23:10):
We had good pitching from Maxim Well sorry, Matthew Boyd
match the effort, tossing seven innings with two hits, allowed
five strikeouts and a walk, but still, and unfortunately for him,
took the loss.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, I got games. Today.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
White Sox take on the Royals in Kansas City at
seven ten. Of course their field is being used by
the that's tonight and tomorrow, right, yes, okay? Are you going? No?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Oh? Thank you? Thought I had accidents. I don't know that.
I wish I know you want to.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I want to go see him?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Time is the issue. Just this weekend is awful time.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I committed to the offspring.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
So some other baseball teams playing in town this weekend. So,
and also the Bears starters. At a certain point, my
cub's buddies are going to start get upset with me.
Cubs are back at Wrigley Field today afternoon game against
the Pittsburgh Pirates. One twenty is game time. And then
the bear starters again. They're playing this weekend against the Bills.

(24:08):
Bear starters really are Cubs bear starters?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Is fine? Looks like flowers like bulbs. Yeah, starters.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Matri Tribiski also coming back into town with the Bills,
so it's it'll be interesting to watch.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
It is a night game too. I haven't decided I
may go to this game.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Actually, I hear they're going by the williams Now what
the bills.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
My dad's name is William. It's the only reason I
know I missed that one. It's like Richard Bill, Bill William, Richard,
my bad Dick.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Let's see. So yeah, that's all I got for sports.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Really, man, I wish it could last longer.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I had something, and I get Bill penis penis, You
had penis, Michael Penis. Uh so, Michael Pennick's junior was
on TV doing an interview and uh and they person
who did the graphics for the news spelled his name,
Michael Penis Junior.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's what I would do.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You know you would.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
You couldn't let me know about that story in any
other way outside of saying you have penis, Maris, you
do penis, Penis, penis, marriage is penis.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Are you denying the penis?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
No, that's what the story was, Marris Penist.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
We were going so well, we literally were not and
then at the hour of seven twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's never been going well in the morning, mosh pit
like that question.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
More things driving off the road in the middle of
the night. You can. Let's get into some rise against Okay, this, but.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Just the gut.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Now here's a bit only bore.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
It is time for Fun to the Head, Nellie, are
you ready to win? Ticket to the Offspring? I love
saying Marison friend tomorrow, old Millie guest.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
It is a French name, it really Yeah. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
That's a French's name, von And then I.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Knew that I did. I not tell you what Maris means. No,
woman of the sea. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh like you're coming to can my lady?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Ohmelle meladyo? Yes.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Fun to the Head the fun trivia game where you
answer questions, you take us hostage.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
We can offer you a save and we get shot
with nerve duards cuz it's fun, but we need you.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty b collar ten
that's eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I didn't do it right, Michael. I'm sorry. I feel
like I messed up.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. That's eight
four four nine five five?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Are you doing? What's the keys?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Can't? And now? Fun to the head on brock Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Are we speaking with Sarah?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Sarah?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Good morning? Oh so happy to hear from you. How's
your Friday going so far? Just getting to work? Okay,
where do you work at? On my working John's sensory?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Go?

Speaker 6 (27:36):
All right, well, welcome to Fun to the Head. This
is the trivia game where you answer questions. You take
one of us hostage if you don't know the answer,
and then, uh, Sarah, turn your radio off. Who's in
the background?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Sorry, my friend's all excited?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay, sor right, Hi friends, we are your friends right now?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, Sarah, we gotta have you focus and be rare.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Focus off, You're gonna get shot?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
All right as hell? Who do you want to take hostage?

Speaker 10 (28:10):
I'm gonna let you guys pick today.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Sarah, Michael, Maria just admit you don't.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Know the names?

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I think?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Aren't you guys?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Michael, Marie or Maren.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Who's gonna get hostage? Maria? Yes? Also, thank you?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
All right?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
These are for the offspring tickets tomorrow. Sarah. Here is
your first question.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Which Chicago born artists released a hit album Graduation in
two thousand and seven?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
What's the graduation?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Kanye West?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay, yes, Sarah, you can't ask.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Here, Sarah, us you your crowd sourcing right now? Jesus
number two? All right, focus, what iconic building was the
tallest in the world for twenty five years?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yes, will power, Well.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
You're on it, little Satima there, focus, all right this morning? Okay, alright,
all right, you get this one correct?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
You got the tickets to see The Offspring.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
The eighteen ninety three World's Colombian Exposition in Chicago introduced
what popular snack.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Five three two coffee was incorrect? I thought you were
going to make sense.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Yeah, I thought you.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Were going to keep Maria safe for a second there.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
But okay, all right, Jack saying it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Bag question your friends, but whatever. Question four? What is
the Chicago style popcorn mix made of? And what two
types of pure you? Uh huh it's.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Sarah, I don't know that you have some for those mounchies.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You are all set. She knew the munchess one. It
was a slight struggle.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
We felt like there was crowdsourcing going on, but we
got there, Sarah, So you could get those tickets to
see The Offspring, Newfound Glory and Jimmy Eat World tomorrow
at Credit Union one Amphitheater.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Are you going to keep the tickets? Are going to
pass them to the left?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Oh, well done, Sarah, very nice, very nice. Indeed, uh, Sarah,
you are all set for this show. But for everyone
else trying to make last minute plans, go ahead and
get your tickets at livenation dot com.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Maybe the kids are all right, They definitely are, and.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
They will be tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
This one's fun. Oh boy.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Pokemon is teamed up with McDonald's for a very special
card release in Japan. Yeah, it sounds like a lot
of fun, except it got out of control very quickly.
This whole promotion was shut down within hours. Japanese McDonald's
were flooded with Pokemon fans who wanted to sell the

(31:56):
cards on the aftermar on the ebays of the world.
Because there's high demand for Pokemon cards.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Right now, there's always hid demand.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
The other problem with this was, I don't know if
you ever got a happy meal and it was just
a toy. Yeah, you didn't care about the fries, the burger,
the nuggets.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
SEENI babies when I was a child doing something.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
So much food waste was happening with this promotion. Fyooed
in parentheses.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
They were leaving, they were leaving the bags of orders
on the order table. They were leaving it outside of
the McDonald's next to the dumpster.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
Just endless amounts of food being wasted all across the board.
So the food was like the pack. You rip the
pack open, you pulled the card out. Yeah, just can't
get your bag. You pull the cards out and you
keep it moving. People were buying as many as twelve
at a time.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Damn happy meal valued at about three dollars and fifty
cents American, being resold right now on eBay for twenty
eight dollars each.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I gotta look this up. A nice little profit.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah, but they took full advantage of McDonald's in this
situation that they.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Couldn't even they only had it up for a few hours.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, you'd think McDonald's would have thought about that, you know,
like this is going to be crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I wouldn't think about it. I wouldn't think that people
would go so far as to just fully leave their
meal to.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
The counter Pokemon trading card game. And the resale value
that is available for those packs.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Is wild right now.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Really, GameStop has had to put in an order where
you can only get one package. When they do releases
at a time, people will go in by ten to
twelve at a time. If you're getting them at Costco,
you're buying a whole palette if you can and get
away with it.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Or I've seen videos where the employees that work there
before the store opens, they'll go buy them.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Up, get their all kinds of wild stuff, so sneaky.
We can't have nice things out here.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
And I was a kid who had a holographic zeptives.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Was my favorite?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Was it first edition? Do you still have it?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
You might want to check on that. You might want
to check on that.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, now here's a bit only blog there.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Oh boy, I feel like we're just sitting on the
phone today.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Eight four four ninive ninety five fifty Yet another giveaway
as we've got tickets for you to see shine Down.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
They are in town tomorrow, because why wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
They be boys and shine Down all state?

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Yeah, actually friends of the show, the station even Yeah,
just we love shine Down on site with Bush and
Morgan Wade. You definitely want to be a part of
this one. Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
b collar ten. You're gonna get those tickets for an
action packed weekend in Chicago. I feel like I saw
we've done giveaway tickets for this weekend NonStop. Yes, there's

(34:45):
so much going on, man, and we're happy to do
it for you. Be collar ten to win those shine
down tickets. It was Rock Station.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
It is free Chainsaw Friday in the morning. Wash Bit
is on.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yes, it is for now until the robots take over
us after the Inevitable human Vessy's robot.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Who from the front of the Inevitable Human.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Robot War all Right.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Robotics Company and China is developing what it calls the
world's first humanoid pregnancy robot. What yep, meant to carry
a real ten month pregnancy? People say this is nine months.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
It's like ton it's like an incubator and.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
It can give birth.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, it is literally an incubator, has an artificial womb
and it's abdomen with fluid and a tube like an
umbilical cord to nourish the baby. And so I just
said that they've tested it with the animals and that's
gone really well. And so they're trying to make this
within a year and it'll cost less than fourteen thousand dollars,
which is cheaper than like IVF.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I was gonna say, ID, no surrogacy. I don't hate
this lab babies.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Just knowing that there are people out there having issues
having children in general, and if they can afford this
as an option and it's going to be healthy and
provide them what they're looking.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
For, let's go, ye think, Mikey.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I think it's interesting, but I'd like to see an
adult that was wombed like that.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
It's I can see where people are obviously weirded out
by it, especially because like mother child bonding biologically is
very very important for the baby, and I'm sure that
there's an argument that that does in fact start in
the womb. You know what else I'm really interested to see.
So this is gonna sound very hokey, but is actual,
very real science. So if your grandmother went through trauma

(36:33):
or intense stress, because women carry like their eggs for
their kids in them and then also therefore their grandchildren
because whatever, you can have trauma from your grandmother's trauma
just because you were in that womb, that got passed
down to the mom. Then the mom carried you and
that can get passed down that way. Interesting, it's so interesting,

(36:53):
it's really really cool. So I'm interested to see because
you would have a baby that is guaranteed not to
have that version of generational trauma, and I wonder scientifically
what that looks like.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
There's also the association of just getting to know the
heartbeat and the smell, those little weird, very basic instinctual
things that you won't have with that reproduce that so
easy though, could you a heartbeat?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Well, but even scent, that's fine, Like the women.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Says with confidence, it's fine and you can just do that.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
It's interesting to not have trauma, and it could be
very quiet while the babies growing, and that's.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
A much safer way to give life to kids too.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You're not putting a woman's life into I'm just saying
it's different. Also, childbirth is very deadly, so yeah, you're
not putting a woman's life at risk, don't It's it's.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Yeah, there's the there's a lot to this, and I'm
intrigued to the robots have me intrigued by this. But
it's one of those things where it's almost like you'd
have to go visit your baby and read it books.
It's not like you're just growing it at home. You know,
the voice sensory, the type of stuff you wouldn't feel,
the kicks, that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, yeah, So does it look like a human?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I don't think we know yet, because they're still making
it icy, I imagine.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
So, I mean, it probably just looks like a vat
out of the matrix, right.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It probably looks like an incubator. But this is in
fact how they get you.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Now they know how to reproduce. They're even learning how
humans reproduce. Soon there we go, they won't be incubating humans.
They'll be incubating other robots, and then they replace us
and they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war. It is the morning marsh Pit on Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
I've gone my entire life without looking up what a
flagpole set it was until today. It was a trend
back in the nineteen twenties where people actually sat atop
black poles and a show of endurance of protest.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
All right, all right, I just had to be a
more comfortable way have a good balance.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
It might have been comfortable. Listen, they're sneaking those disments
into the w NB a song. What's in a name
with a rose called anything else? Not smell of Sweet?
I'm missing up that quote. You get the idea.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
But the bigger question the morning moms pit is what
name is in a bunch of songs most commonly used
names in song titles?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
What did you think?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Give me some guesses?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I got a guess on while you're picking this story,
Why thanks? Remind me of what stole? The first name
that came to my head was Stacy.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
But mom is god God.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
There's only one song like that, right, I don't know
any other Stacy. Hey, did they do the goofy song?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Okay, just because you're saying it in the same tone
doesn't mean it was the same.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Notably, Stacy's mom never gets a name named mom. I
thought you're in her Maybe step one.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Learn her name?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Hi's Stacy's mom?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
What about Mickey? Hey, Mickey, you're so fun?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
You know, not really in there? Just repeated a lot
in that one song fair fair Yeah? No, and I
like the guesses. You got any guesses? Maryse you haven't
tossed anything into the ring, I said, Stacey, Oh, yeah,
you're dead. I don't listen to you.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
You feel arm do you smell toast?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah? But it's breakfast time. The list is twenty long.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
If we want we can do it real quick. Twenty
is Paloma. Nineteen is Carolina. Where's Caroline? You know she's
so sweet? Karen eighteen, Juliet seventeen, Jack guess Juliet sixteen,
Mike fifteen, Let's go, Alex fourteen, Emmanuel. I don't feel
like Jesus names.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It's part of the gospel. Yeah, they sing it every song.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Thirteen is Linda.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I'm Linda. Yeah, that's gotta be some old times.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Twelve is Bella. Eleven is Paul all right? Top ten, Michael,
you make the top ten?

Speaker 8 (41:27):
My guy?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
You being in here twice?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Do you know any songs with their name in them?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay, cool, I really don't. I can look it up.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Jane is eight.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Janie's Got a Gun one.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That's Jane. I'm missaying different.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I'm done talking.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Hey, could you uh, could you give us a guess
for what names?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Or I am done talking? Okay, there we go.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Georgia is seven.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Georgia Franz Ferdinand has a song named Michael. How's it
go oh, I don't know, give it a guest.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I just got a list. Michael is awesome. He loves
to party on.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
That sounds.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Right off the album, but for being historically realistic, Franz
Ferdinand sounds like this.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Because he got assassinated. Number six is James.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I can't even give you a bell on that.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
You don't have to.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Number five David, Oh my god, what Duran. Duran has
a song called called Michael. You've got a lot to
answer for, Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That one I believe is written about you. Number four
is Johnny Johnny be good baby. Number three there it
is number two Mary?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And number one, yes, Steve, I don't know. Matthew John
John Yeah, most used.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I can see that. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
What's what's a John song?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
I want to say John Doe, but it's a little
Wayne and Rick Ross song that's.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Just called John. But also B O B had a
song called John Doe, John Doe. I just want the
John I know. Yeah, he thinks the earth is what
there's day lives.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
You never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm trying to talk right now.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
You will next week. I spoke as well. Stop. That's
how we know trying to do this. We talk.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I'm trying to tell I'm trying to tell them that
we're going to be at Microphone. I'm trying to tell
him that we're going to be at Microphone Brewing sounds
like fun.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
August twenty first, I'll be there for Thursday Live Wow
Wow will also be today like a super divorce the party,
those who have gone through it are going through it,
will statistically go through it.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I'll be there as an ally being supportive.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I don't want your allyship.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I'm trying to be there for that.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Don't go away. The best thing you could do is leave.
I'm just didding you. Oh you's your funny, lovely Mikey.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Good news is there's lots of things to do this weekend.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I mean, there is no shortage of events going on,
especially for you, dear listener. It seems like this whole
weekend is sort of focused in on us. There's rock
shows all over the place. To start with those, the
Flaming Lips and Modest Mouse playing at the Salt Shed
on Saturday night, street Light Manifesto at the Salt Shed
on Sunday. The Offspring super Charge Worldwide in twenty five

(44:34):
a tour is tomorrow night what you Me eat World
Newfound Glory yep, that'll be fun. Shine down Bush and
Morgan Wade tomorrow night at All State Arena. Good Lord,
hot Dog, Yes, Savannah Bananas in town yep, selling out
rate field.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
That's good. You don't get under your breath.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, first time a long time, all right, And.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
We did just have the Crosstown Classic.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, I was gonna say, it's not in that long.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
The Buffalo Bills are in town playing the Chicago Bears
on Sunday, a night game. Yeah, but we did find
out the starters will be playing a little bit, so
you get to see Caleb Williams and.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Boys thought of it. I'm gonna be perfectly honest, it'd
be fun. But tickets are pretty cheap still. Yeah, hot dog.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Speaking of hot dog, get yourself a hot dog at
the Cubs game. They're back in town against the Pittsburgh
Pirates all weekend and today game time obviously one twenty.
And then in case you missed it yesterday, hard to
miss the air show going on Saturday. They got well,
they're gonna be practicing the actual event today and then
there's a performance Saturday and Sunday yep.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
And that's I mean, get on a beach, get on
a rooftop, whatever you want to do. They're gonna be
all over the place.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Yeah, busy, you just gone gloss over fan Expo.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Fan Expost starts today. Rosemont one of.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
The largest pop culture conventions in the US. I had
it right in front of me around seventy five thousand tenes.
Originally launched in nineteen seventy two, is no stap to
seventy two, it has evolved into a multi genre convention,
formerly known as wizard World of Chicago Comic Con Auctioneer
and rebranded under fan x we was starting in twenty
twenty two.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, I didn't know. Do you remember wizard World Chicago
Comic Con? I never went, but I remember the name.
Huh yeah, cool, You got to.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Remember the name. This is seteen percent look, twenty percent skill,
fifteen percent.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Concentrated power, will, five percent, pleasure, fifteen percent pained, one
hundred percent reason to.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Remember the name. Mike should note of fort minor underrated.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Thank you, Michael. You're welcome, sir.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Okay, life is things you almost certainly need to.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Know, not almost you definitely need to know.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
These things definitely certainly need to.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Know exactly, especially since we're kicking things off with cinnamon,
getting ready to celebrate forty years.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Oh that sounds delicious. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
So on Friday August twenty second, if you're Rewards member
with Classic Cinnabon, or you can get a Classic cinem
Bon Jesus it there for a dollar twenty five.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Classic is in a full size for a dollar twenty five.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Let's load a truck up. Yes we will.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
If I had a dollar, I'd stick it in. Cinnabons
are so good, what that warm, gooey center.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I just want to eat it?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Yeah, but you do.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I just wonder what a woman would do if you
just gave her one for a day.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh windmill immediately.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah, no, I know exactly the way to Cinnabon.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I'm standing up. I'd feel so empowered. I'd be respected
by default that was getting paid more.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Will have to help me with this name The Idaho
Killer Brian Coolberger. Yeah, he's not having fun in jail,
and I don't think anybody cares.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
He's been sentenced to life fourteen times for the murders
that he committed at University of Idaho. His complaint is
that the other inmates aren't being very nice. They're constantly
yelling through the events and a relentless campaign of harassment to.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
The other inmates have of nmost because I will send
them something to get to the commissary.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
He's having trouble sleeping. Oh all right, buddy.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Well you know sometimes when you go to sleep, bad
things can happen to you.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
So swear to God, I hate that guy. I just
the details of that like kind of haunt my brain
a little bit. Horrific individual.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, I hope he suffers.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Maria, this is for you. Oh boy, don't feed the
wild bears. It's dangerous, but they're friends.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
The Great Smoky Mountain National Park had to come out
and remind people do not feed the wild bears.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
They have.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
There have been three different instances recently of people feeding bears.
In one included a mama bear in two cubs, which
seems wild and stupid to me.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Angry It looks like a fuzzy ear.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Have you ever seen the Instagram pages that are like
turns and it's like turns of Yellowstone turns of Rocky
Mountain National Park And most of those videos are people
getting mauled by animals by feeding them.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Tourons being tourists, morons, gotta gotta gotta got it.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
People always used to feed the elkhorre I'm from, and
the elk will hold you down with their antlers and
then just stomp on you.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
No, Elk's not friends, bear friends, No.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
None, frank you.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
What you do with friends is go out drinking, which
Americans are doing much less of drink with the bears.
I would account this to just price of liquor in
general and a lot more people smoking, or at least
in the Chicago Land area. I taught too, And finally
fifth thing, although we had about twenty seven there with
my lovely cohorts.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Here, I want you to go six Flags Great America.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
You can win two tickets to this year and get
qualified to win a season pass for twenty twenty six,
eight ninety five fifty b collars ten and these can
be yours. And you want this because you'll get access
to the Gold Pass. What's that your say, maris the
Gold Pass? Will you get access to two hundred and

(50:09):
eighty roller coasters, nine hundred and seventy water slides and
that's over forty different parks.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
If it said six flags. You can go with the.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Gold pass so caller ten eight four four nine five
five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Get in on this one, six flags from five things
for you from the three of us.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Hey, it is the morning mash bitten. We are ninety
five minutes commercial free. We are also getting ready for
text time.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Matter of fact, textum, it's time to read your texts.
You can always text us say four four ninety five
five ninety five fifty. That's eight four four seepoop peep
ninety five fifty. Let's go to the six three oh
to start us off. Happy Friday. M m m ak Hey, Maria.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Get in on this emnck.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Old beer day. Okay, that's Amber.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I thought we're going to kick them.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah, it's all she had. It's all she texts there,
But I like it. Faris How do you feel? Are
you gonna have a nice long neck ice school beer tonight?
Go ahead and read the nice checks.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Thank you from Lansing. Happy Friday, My favorite radio people.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Do you want to know what?

Speaker 5 (51:15):
One of my favorite things about Friday is what it's
that I get to hear the It's been a hell
of a week.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Song at the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Which is a boy.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Yeah, I absolutely love it.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Have a great weekend, Bob says, so awesome to start
my day laughing my ass off.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Love you guys. We love you, Bob. And from the
eight four to seven.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Since I can't make thirst day damn work, I'll buy
a round or three at the Offspring concert tomorrow. Be
on the lookout for a Pink Motion race Works t shirt. Michael,
you're s out of luck?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
What Why am I up?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
You're not going to Offspring?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Is that why? I think? It's just being nice?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah, all right, that's my job.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Have a ben moment.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Everyone else has to be nice to you. I'm the
only person that's allowed to remain to you.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I'll be at Modest Mouse, I'll be at cross Town.
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
You yourself, honest man.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Michael, you got to pick a winner for some tickets there, baby, Ah.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Well we're going let's go with uh, let's do Let's
give Amber the tickets from six to three?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Is that because she offered you a a long egg as.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Day?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I'm gonna cleanse this palette. We've got to talk back.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Okay, it's the shop col pit last.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
We thank you, and it rules that so.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Maria and Marrish.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Michael is the shop col of pit Life.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I love that he changed Circle Pit of Life to
Circle of Pit Life.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Wait a minute, I.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Ask out of luck from the text, and then I
don't even get included in the song.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well, you weren't in the circle Pit of Life for
the Circle of Pit Life.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
It's fine. It's been a chaotic morning, but we did
forget to do something.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
Okay, yep, that's our final Uh what do we call
that a chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I believe we do call it a chain a.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Chainsaw because it's free chainsaw Friday and we want you
to win this bad boy and beat Coller ten at
eight four four and n and ninety five fifty Michael.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yes, what is that number? Eight four four nine f five.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I just don't think I tell you guys enough how
much I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I'm not going to do that through just silly, vapid
things like pay or materialism. We'n do it the real
way by giving you just verbal palcation. Oh okay, cool,
that's enough right from the heart, not at all. There's
something about your favorite moments of the week, All right,
Do you have any I got one? Is that okay,
we I think, so take it away, buddy.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
This week I got to see Lincoln Park at the
United Sinner and I needed again.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I gotta see you again.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
The boy marriage.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
It's been a hell of a week. Ah, the boy marries.
It's been a hell of a week. Mikey.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Hey, I'm moving tomorrow about five minutes away. It won't
take very long. How do I hide the bong from
the movers? That's my only question. This should go fairly
easy as long as I don't get caught.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
The boy bike.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
It's been a hell of a boy Mikey. It's been
a hello. When he seize my face, I know it
gives him hell, but I've got it with that. I
got a little doubt devilish as well. Umtil then Maris

(55:01):
rings that bell. Girl, Maria, it's been a hell. We
on morning, it's.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Been a hell.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
We's beautiful, guys.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
That was better than expected.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
I'd say I'd miss you guys this weekend, but I
feel like I'm gonna see you Maria tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Then that's gonna be the second week in a row.
We've hung out six days in a week.

Speaker 11 (55:31):
Jesus to friends, Keith, how many of us have them friends,
the ones you can depend on.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Do you not know that long friend?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
What is Marquis?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
That's a great song.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Oh I only know you well, I'm sorry what I need?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
That's biz.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
The other song I'm thinking of is pretty popular too,
But okay, we gotta make way for a walt Let's
do it yeah. Ninety five minutes continues on Iraq in
ninety five to five Do you want to do another version?