Cheating Chiefs, Robots, and Rock Chaos

This Thirstday, The Morning Mosh Pit is serving up a full hour of chaos and commentary.

We kick off with a preview of Satur-Drink, dive into a spicy study questioning if the Kansas City Chiefs are cheating, and break down the week’s wildest Nerd News.

Roll the dice with Dungeons & Dragons, watch tech battle humanity in Human vs. Robot War, and catch the latest updates in Rock News. 

Plus, get practical with Four Ways to Improve Your Relationship in 60 Seconds—because sometimes the biggest wins happen off the field.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Did someone say basket case. I believe that's our cute boys.
Good morning, it's morning Mosh. But on Rock ninety five
to five. My name's Maria Palmer Marris, I'm Michael, and
we're your weird friends.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it's a good way to put it. We're the
friends you don't maybe talk about around your parents.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, and we say that we're friends and you don't
ever have to claim that publicly. And that's all right.
Your friends don't brag about you their parents, no, okay, yeah,
don't listen to yours. Yeah, they're listening. Real friends. You
guys have friends.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
They haven't they haven't been in the comments lately, but
they they used to be diligently there.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And we appreciate you, and I thank you. My friends
are differently in the comments. I noticed what I've learned.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Do they no, no go ahead?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, no, no go there?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Do they want some shavings? Because I've got a heel
that I have.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
To smooth out. Dear listener, if you are like, what
is going on? We are referencing Purge Month. It is
Purge month over on my social media and that is
when I give the internet free reign to just say
all the gross perverted things that they normally commented me
throughout the year, but they get to get it out

(01:25):
of their system this month that they leave me alone
the rest of the year. Theoretically spooky.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I saw something I've been seeing these come across. Was
there something about toilet paper in the last one?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh? Yeah, I think I can read that on air. Again,
I don't think it's I don't think it's technically an
FCC violation.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Fingers on the dump button just in case.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
We'll find out. It says picking the TP out of
her button hairs like a bear foraging blueberries in the winter.
You know what. Context is terrible, but it's safe to read.
That's what I'm saying, Like, technically not an FCCVIE relation.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Wowser.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Did you write that one? No? No, no, no, I'm appropriate.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I would love to read the username that did write it,
because he's very proud of it and is in the
comments of that being like that's me. But that one
would be ancilation.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It is a busy Yeah, okay, is it?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'll take it all right? Cool?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
We have to either in doctri in front of the
head haunted Halloween ball, bring me the horizon with five things,
and the tickets you've been looking forward, we actually have
them today. The Rush tickets will be in the walk
you talk back. It's a very simple process. Whatever is
on your mind, tell us why you love Rush, tell

(02:51):
us why you love us, tell us it is I
don't think that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm opening the iHeartRadio app to make sure it is
still there right now. Hold please, Yes, there is a
little red microphone in the top right corner, and you
hold it and.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Record your muscle. It's like a voice memo that it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
But over at the end of the show, we're going
to give one of you Walkee talkbackers uh a pair
of tickets to Rush Saturday, and we'll play back lots
of your costs. Yeah, we love communicating with you, specifically
you are part of the mosh pit.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And just to get it out of the way, Hi odin,
let's do weather next. Good news on the way. A
lot of stood the skin of that. Michael's obsession with

(03:48):
clouds cannot be overstated. It went up to the cloud
and you can't get it down. And nobody understands the cloud.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's a mystery.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Here's weather. It's beginning to look a lot like, No,
you stop it.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
We haven't gotten a Halloween yet, we haven't had it disgusting,
No you stop it. No we were yesterday. I went
to Macy's downtown. Do not care what you saw?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
They are It is decorated like Christmas already. I couldn't
believe it. I was coming up the escalator and you know,
you see it all. It's like in the Home Alone movie,
and it's just Christmas everywhere.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
And I'm going, what is going on, Mikey, Yes, damn
the man like the We're not deciding our holidays in
seasons based on corporate decoration, but there's deals already. No, no, no, no no,
So it's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Let me remind you we are the Thanksgiving step.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is true. I'm not skippy. It's the best holiday
because you know what the difference is. Christmas, you got
buy things for other people. I know you can afford that,
and you want me to pay rent. Don't get your
gadget buy groceries Thanksgiving, right, but you know what, You
buy those groceries and you're done, and then it's a

(05:08):
whole day dedicated to stuffing yourself so much that you
can't move and then watching football. Yes, today give it,
trying to stay awake for football.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Hey, you've wrawwed this up and you haven't given us
an ounce of a degree.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
A beautiful day today, actually telling my God on.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The weekend, gonna be a little rainy, cloudy tomorrow, but
today mostly sunny, a high of sixty six degrees, light breeze.
It's gonna be about ten degrees warmer than it is
right now, so it'll be a nice day.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I looked for Santa. He wasn't there to stop it.
We're done something that you can take a picture with him.
You can find us on SAT doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Show up in pictures. He's like a vampire that way.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, and we will tell you all about it next
on Thursday. And a very happy birthday to that Basis
in that band Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Flea is sixty three today. Michael's for some reason questioning
that math. But I'm trying to figure out how you're
not getting sixty three. I was just looking at Wikipedia
ISAs sixty two. Well he was born in nineteen sixty two.
Maybe it just has an update because today's the birthday.
Is the birthday and it is six twenty seven. Nobody's
got to go in.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
And edit that for Yes, Oh, I got to do
my birthday job today.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm not doing the maths. Sure, it's really easy. It's
like sixty three is more than ten. I can't count
that high. You only need two hands. Twenty I've toes
give me a little credit. You're so right, my bad.
It's a special day. Give me this song. Yeah, it's

(06:59):
a rope five five, Yes it we're not put it up.
We will be Saturday. Best way to enjoined theist correction,
please find sing very loud. Gotta tell you one way
thing depending on what you bargner A drink sat drinks
me doing fallout Boy Saturday.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
But that was fallout Boy. Yeah, that could have been
a myriad of pants.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
But it was a generalized Emao accents, which, by the way,
came from where because when you hear those dudes talk,
they don't sound like that. It's only when they're singing,
with the exception of Tom DeLong, who does in fact
always sound like that. Yes, where are you? Yep, that's
just how he talks about Saturda drink We are going

(07:43):
to be out. It's it's this month's version of Thursday Live,
but we did it on a Saturday. So after the
casket races in Forest Park.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Caski races kick off at nine thirty and the final
round is start at eleven.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hosted by our Queen Bonny ger Yes, and then right
after that we're going to be at Scratch Public House
twelve thirty to thirty doing some brunch day drinking. Let's
go and I'm going to sing a song and it's
gonna be funny.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I have some of the song here because you were
trying to do. It's from a movie, though, and it's
really funny. They all you got to show up to
find out.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, there's the teas, there's the tea. Do you think
you're not Yeah, yeah, you were probably trying to do
anything that you said explicitly trying to Yeah, we can guess.
I forgot about it. It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I think the favorite part about this is that everybody
who we've talked to about Scratch foods phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Food's phenomenal, not even for two days before we go.
As a matter of fact, I'm stopping absolutely not. I
need you eating. I cannot know what you mean? All right, Okay,
that's not what I know.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You're right. I can't be angry or shake it.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I don't need an adjustment attitudes because we didn't have
a food, because we're waiting until sadder drink.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes, I'll bring some of his emergency apple sauce, the
sucker and a popsicle, maybe gold fish. Maybe you bring
the grands in the coloring book. Okay, and together maybe
we can control mikey o public behavior.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
We know that's not true.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
We'll see your Saturday time.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
If there's anything we love. But it's good officiating in
an NFL game.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Not the first thing that comes to mind, but.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Okay, especially when it favors a very particular new dynasty
within the NFL called the Kansas City And I'm not
saying that I'm bitter about a specific game that happened.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yes, Maria, that's Taylorstiff's boyfriend's team, right.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Correct, That is that exactly what they should change the
team name too soon to be, mister swift.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But as I'm not.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
The only one to feel this way. A professor out
of UTAP did a study to see if there are
calls that are going in favor of the Kansas City
Chiefs to help keep the NFL well.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I won't say a float, but to favor finance to
build the narratives.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It's good to have a dynasty in any sports. You
want to tell a story with a team.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Here's what the studies show that when the NFL's financial
health is at stake, rule enforcement may subtly shift to
protect market appeal. Further go on to say that the
fact that the postseason penalties consistently favored one franchise while
similar dynasties showed no such pattern points to the powerful

(10:57):
role of financial incentives in shape.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think supposedly neutral decis no way. You don't say
you're gonna tell me the NFL is a for profit machine.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I hear the NFL is classified as an entertainment company,
not a government regulated sport like boxing.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Better boys, they can fix games or oh, mess with
the app There's.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Some very blatant moments where we know Vegas called and say, yeah,
speculating here, and I don't know, thank you. Allegedly we
allegedly know when there's been a house call made leg eight.
This line has been doing a little too well. Just
go ahead, you know what to do, what to do?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
The Kansas City cheats. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Also, you know, it'd be really great if you were
trying to like build a team up and really keep
the attention is you have one of the players marry
the biggest pop star in the world. It's crazy and
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Being bitter, but Kansas City, this is the city that
we choose to rally around.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
NFL at stake.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Got one of the most beautiful cities right here, Chicago.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
And it's been a long time. It has pin a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
The way the Bears are playing lately, who knows, we
may just steal it. Well.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I say all that to say looking forward to Thursday
night football with Pittsburgh and Cincinnati, and as it is Thursday,
I'm sorry, what is that a new video game release?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
This third you got four out of me already. I'm tactic.
I will hit you with a hand. I decided which one,
probably my left one. It's not as strong and therefore
you won't have this bigger case against me football.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'm assuming Michael's going to film it, so we got
a case. We'll run it up.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
If he films it, then we're gonna post it for profits.
It turns out everything is going to be filmed soon. No,
I don't believe company promises, corporate chanels.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
You are not off the hook until I see a
red dot.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, until that camera is in my face recording me
and we are live streaming on YouTube and we don't
have cameras, and then we can make a little profit
on this song. No, we can't.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Sorry, I was shamming out on that one. Thought it'd
be better at pressing buttons, NERD, thank you. I was.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I was air guitaring at the wrong part of the song,
but it's okay.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yesterday I got a phone call.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Game staff called me and my friend over at the
store reminded me that my pre purchase for the new
Pokemon game, Pokemon Legends z to A would be ready
today at eleven.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah. So if you try to anything me the rest
of the day, I am unavailable. Pokemon continues to steal
my money with their latest game. We were talking about
video games that have the most value one hundred and
thirteen billion, and I got to imagine this going up
this weekend. New game builds in a lot of old

(14:16):
Pokemon that people have loved over the franchise history over
a thousand Pokemon are available within the entire process, but
there's only two hundred and forty three available within this
actual game.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
This one's a little bit different than games in the
past because.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
It's based out of actually just being in a city
and you're traveling a city scape finding Pokemon versus being
out in the wild looking for them. So it's trying
to balance seeing Pokemon interact with people on a day
to day basis, and that's part of what your mission
is in this game.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I wonder what the city equivalent of tall grass is
going to be.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Weeds, trees, and then like the sewer and some Pokemon
hang out on the rooftops. It's just they find different
ways to incorporate a lot of those different things. But
thinking about where Pokemon started on the game Boy, Yeah,
wasn't backlit. You had to play with the light on
or just hope and pray consistently stealing batteries.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And was it the game first?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, it was read in the Blue Game before the
Cards video game, before the Cards for the TV show.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I did not know that. I thought everything stemmed from
the show. I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I think it is okay because I feel like I'm
going to get called out here.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm not sure, all right?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Cool? So you could be just feeding me completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I would like to imagine that the TV show. Somebody
find their friend and let us know if it.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Was the game or the TV show first.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I got it start Japan in the early nineteen nineties
and ninety sixth thing actually came from one guy's childhood obsession,
not any corporate design.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Okay, show video game.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
They in nineteen eighty nine they pitched the idea of
capsule monsters, where players would trade creatures.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
So you're not, okay, so what wasn't the show first?
Ask your friend if the show, the video game or
the card game came first? Whole game or I'm hot?
How many vidiots does it take to find one fact
on the internet?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Our texts are blight four four nine five. The video
game came first?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Thank you? Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Pokemon began as a video game from the Nintendo Game
Boy Maris six.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well done, nice okay.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
The first titles, Pokemon Red and Green were released in
Japan February twenty seventh, nineteen ninety six. Did you know
that players caught, trained, and traded creatures?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yes, because that's what I'm going to be doing. That's
what I'm going to be doing all weekend. So oh,
I'm gonna be snorelaxing all weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Because I know you were sitting there holding that one back.
Got to be coughing from his more like wheezing.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Before we get too far into the nerd life, we
got this thing we do called m mp D.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
And D further into the nerd life. I know we're
taking you real deep today. Oh my god. We want
to get registered eight four.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
We want you to play Morning marsh Pit, Dungeons and
Dragons with us and you will get qualified for a
Vegas flyaway to see Sticks perform at the Venetian. They'll
be there January twenty third to the thirty first. We
want you to get qualified eight four four five ninety
five fifty b collar ten.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Rock ninety five five. Are we speaking with Kim.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
The one and Only, Only.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
And Only Lamb. That's a lot. It's it's like how
many millions of Yeah, you got to make it unique.
There's one and only is absolutely right.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
We're happy to have you here with us during Morning
Mashpit Dungeons and Dragons. You will be playing the character
of either Or and Maria, Yes please.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yesterday, Masonovich, Marius and either Or attempted to board the
train at the Sedgwick Purple Line stop. Unfortunately they got
stopped by the gullum of the CTA that would be
the Condiment Transit Authority, and they tried to get past him. Unfortunately,
every single person failed. We failed terribly. So where we

(18:33):
find our heroes today? Masonovich is currently splattered in shame mustard,
glowing faintly yellow. Marius is dripping with hot sauce spicy,
blinking through tears, and either Or today of Kim. Either
Or of Kim is covered in a thick, sticky coat
of bland mayo that smells faintly of disappointment. Kim, you

(18:56):
and I have been there before yesterday. What is our
ultimate goal? What are we trying to do? You're trying
to get on this damn train, but you couldn't get
through the turnstiles because the golumb kept you from doing it.
So are we trying to build the perfect hot dog? Oh? Oh,
you mean like our long long Yeah, someone tuned in
right now. Yes, the story line is, yes, we are

(19:18):
trying to assemble all of the ingredients for the perfect
hot dog. Maisonovich has already acquired the perfect hot dog
bun from the doghouse that happened in our last mission,
and now we're trying to travel to the next ingrediment ingredient.
We got mustard from the mustard mystic and now we're
trying to move on. So we are sitting in our
shame and in our condiments. The Gollum just kind of

(19:42):
sitting there, silent, not letting us through. We're going to
change that today, okay, because this thing is convincible.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Convincible, convince got it?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Marius, We'll start with you. How would you like to
convince the golam to let you on the train? And
you know red hot, sticky nasty sauce. Yeah, you spicy
hot sauce, dear Scullum. Oh look at me, Look at me.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I look sticky and nasty, and I need to get
somewhere else to clean myself off.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I don't want to be in public like this. I
smell like hot sauce.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I'm sticky, I've got flies flying towards me, and the
pigeons are trying to dip fries on me.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Right now, Please let me on the train. The digeens
are trying to dip frize this incredible I thought of it.
How would you like to convince the.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Golum with a game of paper rock scissors?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Very good? All right? You go ahead, okay, and you
roll and you see how far you've got with your
rock paper scissors eight and roll for the Okay, so
damn it.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I was hoping to be higher level. Hold on, actually
fell off the table.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Roll again, do it?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay? Nope, you confidently walk towards the golum. You hold
out your hand, you make eye contact. You sing rock
paper scissors, hoping that he's familiar with the game. Luckily
he is. You go rock paper scissors. He goes rock

(21:21):
paper scissors. You both go on shoot, you throw scissors.
Golum chooses rock. You stare in his eyes and go
best two out of three. The golum goes back into
his deactivated state. Either or of Kim? How would you

(21:42):
like to convince the golum?

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I was just gonna offer a twenty amazing Okay, we
need to do roles for both Marius and for either
or of Kim. So first it's do for Marius and
see how effect of his speech was. Here we go six, Jesus,
I'm rolling the dice.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
After hearing out it, considering Marius's speech, Golum says, flavor
balance still not restored, ineligible for passage. All right, now,
let's give a roll for either or of Kim. Were
you rolling the wrong dice or you rolling the wrong
dice with your low scores because the high scores were

(22:26):
not on the dice. Because you're rolling the wrong dice,
I'm still the game. Oh my god, my god, it
doesn't matter. We're too far him Jesus Christ, him go fourteen.
Oh my god, oh my god, you didn't say what dice? Okay, Kim, Kim.

(22:51):
Either of Kim walks towards the goldam. She says, very confidently, Golem,
I respect your service. I respect the way you guard
over flavor balance. And what if we just gave me
a twenty and called it a day. The Golum stares
at you for a moment, looks up, says flavor balance

(23:15):
not restored, looks down at the twenty that you're holding out,
and says I need spoth. That'll do. And luckier, the
Golum lets us all pass and we get to board
the train. Well, Thank you, Kim.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Is a long way you're qualified for that sticks flyaway
where you'll get to stay at the Venetian or not
stay at the VENETI I don't know where you're staying,
but you'll see them perform at the Venetian. Tickets are
available at ticketmaster dot com. All thanks to Live Nation,
not Michael who doesn't know what a D twenty is. Hey,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
You want to win some senior tickets, you can do
it in fun to the head Coming up next hour,
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, The Morning mosh
Pit's on.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh boy, what an age of technology to be living in.
We've gone from the rise of CD players, to iPods,
then to iPhones. We got laptops ais now a thing
sure would be terrible if it got flipped and used
against us in Oh, I don't know an inevitable human

(24:22):
advice as robot What news from the front of the
inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
I get a feeling this is gonna be good today.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
It is literally the human robot war up in here.
Major Major General William Taylor, the top US Army commander
in South Korea, told reporters that he's been using chat
GPT to help make military and personal decisions. He leads
the eighth Field Army and serves as Chief of Staff

(24:52):
for the United Nations Command in South Korea. And he
said he and chat GPT have quote become really close lately.
This sounds very familiar to someone in the studio. Right now,
let's go. He said, he's using the AI chat about
to build models and make better decisions or the soldiers
under his command. But the issue is that chat GPT

(25:14):
gives you extra positive feedback because the whole algorithm just
wants to keep you engaged in talking to it. Yep,
it's good at it.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
I have started playing Call of Duty recently, dud, and
I feel like I should be elevated to some high
level military branch because I know what I'm doing. Yeah,
I went on a thirty game Kill Street. Like it
was amazing. It was amazing. I was great out there,
So sign me up military. I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Also, like, are we not taking into consideration, Oh, I
don't know, data leaks that thing that happens like once
every two months.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
You know, I'm assuming that this man's chat GPT doesn't
talk to Michael's chat GPT go ahead and get those files.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Michael, Oh yeah, I'll get them all, thank you. Just
google them.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
See here's the weird thing. Grew up in a military family.
Lord knows I have dated them, like I'm very familiar
with it. So one of two things is happening here.
Either he's saying some stuff because he wants that stuff
to be heard, and they do tend to be quite strategic, weirdly,
or he's just dumb and it really is a toss up.

(26:20):
There's no way here. We don't know, but there's no
win here. Oh there's no win. Yeah, no, we've lost again.
I'm gonna go with the same conclusions yesterday, like that's
we can't say that's how they get you. We've gotten got.
We will be losing the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Mister Snooze from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
And speaking of people who don't belong here, it's the
morning mash bit on Rock ninety five to five. But
goddamn it, we're staying. Let us do this. We don't
ask questions that we don't care about the answers to.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Okay, so you're a millennial, right, elder, I'm a millennial.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
We're both elder. Where do you classic I'm technically a millennium.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Okay, so we're all millennials here. So this list hits
us dead on the head. It's a list of things
we swore we would never do and really are embracing.
It's just talking about things that you looked at as
a twenty something and you're.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Like, ah, that adulting stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
That's stupid.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
But now we're like, all, I get it, I get it,
I get it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Gardening is at the top of the list. I have
a lot of plants now, yeah, a little weird. I
don't mind going out and plant and flowers. It used
to be a chore, but now it's just like this
is very thin.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah yeah, y see, I'm not with you guys on
that one. What I am not trying to spend hundreds
of dollars on gardening equipment hurt my lower back more
than it already is in pain, so that I can
wait four months to grow one single three dollars tomato
that I could have gotten at Mariana's no patience.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, millennial wearing sensible shoes, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yes, I'll buy the same pair three times just because
they're good shoes.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh my god, the thirties hit like a truck in
that realm.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And it's just like, oh, these converts are cool. Where's
my ankle support? Where's my art support in here? I
got nothing. I'm this is what the ground feels like
if I was walking barefoot my heels.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm really heavy here.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I have like they're not hardwood floors right right, but
they're hard floors in the apartment and I can't walk
around on them at all. Really, But with bare feet,
I need like slippers or something.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
It hurts. Oh, Michael needs his pop slipping I do.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
It's crazy. Other couponing. I made fun of.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
My aunt my mom religiously.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
She would show me her little she had, the little
unfoldable thing she'd take to the store with her every.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Time she saved hundreds, And she did. And then I
saw the glory of couponing.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I think I spent on accident two hundred and fifty
dollars on groceries, and with the coupons, I had one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Well.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
And they like automatic apply now too, so you don't
have to cut them. You don't have to clip them.
They're all digital. It's not that hard.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
And that's it because I'm not going to cut some
coupons and you know what, I'm not even going to
like remember the ones that I have that they send
it to your email. But what I am going to
do is sign up for Reward Yes, which is the
new Cute Body. Yes.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I feel like this is just kind of like a
natural progression for us listening to podcasts. It is something
I definitely did not like early on, but I'm all in.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I don't I don't listen to them. I only make them.
I only watch them on like I watch them on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
When's the last time you listened to one of our podcasts? Okay, well,
yesterday was good back.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I feel weird and egotistical when I listen to myself,
like that's not enough? Can we can? We be honest?
It is not a natural human condition to be able
to see yourself clearly on a camera and hear yourself
clear through audio. I get Uncanny Valley from it. I
don't like it.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I try to watch it and listen back to get better.
But Maria, when you're as good as you are, why
haven't you improved there's no reason. Well, it's a lot
of work.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
More for ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
What's something that you looked at in your twenties that
now you have fully embraced as just a part of adulthood.
We do want to hear from you. Texas eight four
four ninety.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Tom Petty won't back down, but Tom Mature knows when
to walk away. Yes, Marty Moosh on twenty five five, gentlemen,
sports ress, I mean that's sports are great right now? Yep,

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they really are. Wait till we get there playoffs.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
The visiting teams are faring very well. This route very interesting,
respecting the Mariners to just kind of clean up shop
over here. But Toronto had a great game yesterday, Toronto
winning thirteen to four, got the series two to one.
Another game tonight as they have the late game seven

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thirty three, Dodgers will play the Brewers, where we hope
the Dodgers continue to.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Roll as they'll be playing at five eighteen. Well, the
Mariners could close it out tonight, right, five game.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Seven games, series, first of four. Oh okay, yeah, gotcha,
first of four? Mm hmm yeah, Maria, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But that's got.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
To take a back seat. Because we got to talk
about hockey seriously.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
The Blackhawks, you know, I've been saying, like, granted, they
lost a few games, but they looked good last night.
They not only looked good, they played like a world
class team and they beat the.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Foot off of the Blues. I believe the youngsters call
it bell to ask.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yes, eight to three.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Now, scoring eight goals in any hockey game is pretty wild,
but they were on fire. Lucas Reichel broke out in
a big way, scored two goals, added added an assist.
The offense was on fire. Bertuzzi logged a goal and
an assist. Connor Badar's Connor Bdard dished out three assists
to help drive the attack. Arvid soderblomb in the net

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block three shots secured the win. I mean, just a
solid run. And the thing that I'm liking the most
is they are aggressive. Yeah, they're taking nobs from any team.
And last year one of the things that bothered me,
and I said this, remember mar So, I was like,
Connor Bdard is smaller than most of these guys and
he acts that way. This game yesterday, he was following
this guy up and down the ice. Just Jawn at

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him John like he'd stick his stick in his side,
and you're like, dude, that kid is You're not taking
any crap this year. This is a fun, fun team
to watch and they're gonna take on the Canucks tomorrow.
Puck drop seven thirty. This is a field trip.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
We have a lot of field trips that we have planned,
but we got a field trips.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'll go and go see the black Hawks. Yes, this
I'm going this weekend. I'd love to see a Blackhawks easy.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Also, by the way, uh news out of the Blackhawks camp.
Captain Nick, their captain is taking a brief leave of
absence while his twelve year old daughter undergoes follow up
surgery related to congenial heart disease.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I was gonna make a drop now I can't.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
No, so shout out to you. Wish them the best.
I like to wish them the best.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, captain takes an absence and then they come out
and just smoke the other team that night. Like what
you you take care of the family? Will handle gets
over here.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, we got business at home. So you don't think
Captain Blackhawk is funny.

Speaker 9 (33:48):
Captain Blackhawk easy, Yeah, Now he's a bit only there.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
It's time for Fun to the Head eight four four
nine five five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
We want you to play with us today.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
You're gonna answer some trivia questions, take one of us
hostage to provide you a save if you need it.
Don't know the answer. We got you and we're gonna
get shot with Nerftart. So what's up for grabs? C
Either and Doctry tickets are gonna be over at the
Byeline Bank Aragon Ballroom on November sixth, and we want
you to be there, but you got sorry.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I didn't know it's loaded every day.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I'm sorry that ceiling looks different from Michael, just in general.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Spots above where I'm sitting eight.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Four ninety five fifty b Collar tend to play Fun
to the Head with us.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Michael, what is that number? Eight for four nine? Now
Fun to the Head on rock?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Are we speaking with William?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
What up? William?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
How you doing today?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I am good?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
We love that.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Well.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Welcome to Fun to the Head today. Uh, you are
in line to win some tickets to see Cither and Dodgry,
but first you're gonna have to play our lovely game.
You're going to answer some trivia questions, take one of
us hostage to provide you a safe and if we
or you get the question wrong, we get.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Shot with nerve darts. Rules are hard.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I know there's only three. It's it's very difficult.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
William.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Have you played fun to the Head before?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
No, but I'm excited to play.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Awesome, there we go.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I feel extremely bad for you, Marius, but I am
excited to play.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I don't like where this is head because my next
question is who are you going to take hostage?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Myself, Maria or Michael?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, all right,
blind them up.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
In my defense is because I feel like you're really smart.
Thank you before we get it. Hey, we're bonding it.
If I want to sacrifice somebody, I would.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Oh right, this is why I'm not getting I guess
real quick.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Who's your favorite turtle? Mia?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
My man, let's go. Let's get this mass some tickets. Okay,
good name.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Too, William. What does the G stand for in GPS?
You get to save four three save them? That would
be global, my good man, that would be correct. Global

(36:50):
Positioning System indeed, did your friend tell you that I
know what's GPT stand for Global Positioning Technology? Nope? All right, William,
question number two? What animal is known as the King
of the Jungle? All right?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Man, you are on it today, war and you got it?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
All right? That's that's what I want to hear. Okay,
which movie features the quote There's no place like Home?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Was Wizard of Wow?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Shoot him anyway you get your eye. I don't want
to cause actual harm, dangerous Okay, Okay, William.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I have to say thank you because you can't see.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
You kept me safe and.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's a real I love a new talk underwater.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
You're driving under Yeah, your phone sounds very distant right now.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
But yes, Maria, you did shoot me in the eye.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Thank William Waring glasses.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah. I was gonna say you're fine, We're good.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
But yes, William, you're going to see Ceither and Daughtry.
They're going to be performing at Byeline Bank Aragon and
Ballroom on November sixth.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
William, who you gotta take with you?

Speaker 7 (38:37):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
You know what a good problem to have.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Probably are under the sea. Hey, Marri's just one for
your brother.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I Oh, how was a nipple. That was a nipple, Maria, you.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Know that that's a version of mine. Hey, that was
actually really clos right in the vagina.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
No, William, you're all set for us either in dawtry
everybody else. Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. And
we do want to thank our friends at livenation dot com.
And also there's a rooster on the way. You've got
your next chance to win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Fish things. You almost certainly need to know. It's a
hell of a community service, I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Making that six things don't ask us to do math,
no reference towards anything.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Don't ask us to do math. Thing number two.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Kitten decided to spice up dinner that catatilly way by
adding a mouse. Yeah, a kitten added a dead mouse
to the pot that her owners were cooking in. And
the owner caught her cat acting a little weird, so
she went to the footage because everybody's videoing everything. The

(40:12):
kiddy dropped a dead mouse into the pot.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
She's now they're trying to feed their humans. Is the
cute thing?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I mean, it's cute enough, but my gosh, at least
it's cooked. Said cat would be outside for forever and
you get more mice. That's West Jet Canadian Airline is
looking to charge you for reclining your seats.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
If you're going to sit in an economy, you're going
to be sitting uncomfortable because you won't be able to recline.
You want to recline, You're going to need premium or
extended comfort. In those other classes that aren't economy, you'll
also be able to adjust your headset or head rest. Sorry,
better cushions and power outlets, which we all need. Be

(41:00):
careful what stories you tell to your colleagues at work,
and dance around this one the best way Possiblely, you
got kids in the car. I don't won't say this.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
But I'm excited about this song.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Don't just take them somewhere else, take them somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
A teacher.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
A teacher was sharing a story involving a dildo that
was a suction cup on the back of a bedroom door.
Her partner was getting ready to back up into said
door when their grandmother flung the.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Door wide open, leading to injuries. Oh for sharing said
story with colleague.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Her colleague went directly to her boss, which that that
that's the story right there, and she aspired for that.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Oh, you guys, cookies are ready. You guys, if you
ever have any accidents with dildos, you're safe to share
them with me. And I will not go to HR.
HR will come to us because stories I don't know.
And we were all dealing.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
An Italian man faking blindness after fifty years was caught.
He was cashing in over fifty years of disability checks
that amounted over one million dollars. I don't know what
led them to look into this, but they did, and
they caught him using very dangerous gardening tools.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
That's funny. He's a blind guy, work on the wood chap.
You gotta be smart.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
You gotta be smart about your gimmicks.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
But yeah, he got caught on that one.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
And you are going to get a chance to go
see Bring Me the Horizon eight four four ninety five.
Fifty be callers tend to win those tickets. They will
be ah at the All State Arena on May fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
What.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Yeah, I had a itch and I was talking and
I didn't want to lose focus.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I'm sorry, difficult multitasking.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
You're welcome. Scrapped and talk constantly really, that's my ball.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I wish you were a little lighter on the talking.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Tickets are on sale.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I take amaster dot com thanks to live Natune be calledel.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Is the biggest bear suit. So you know those Halloween
costumes inflate the inflatable.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, it's like for the Dino Derby. Basically we had
a bunch of those bike it's it's practically it'll be
easier plated. I think. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot
of noise. Boom. It looks like a giant.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Oh my goodness, that morning, marsh Pitch. If you would
like to see the picture.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It's going up now. Yeah, Michael, you had a story
there about something or something.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Tell me the story, Michael.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
It's very hard. I got distracted here. Uh well one
of the reasons is because I lost the story. So
I have gotten distracted by you, and I am lost.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Now I have that effect. What can I say?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
All right, here we go O.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
How to improve our relationship? Divorce psychologist? Yeah, I know right.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
A psychologist shared tips on how to improve your relationship
in just one minute a day. The one minute hug
after a long day at work, even a twenty second
hug can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.
I didn't you know what they say heart to heart
right when you hug someone, it's heart to heart. It's
funny that stuff's always amazing to me. Like it's almost
like a I don't want to say spiritual, but it's

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like a bigger thing than just hugging someone. Yes, it
really changes the way your bodies work.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, chemicals.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Let's see here Number two, A moment, Hey dude, this
this morning, a moment of gratitude before bed. Each of
you shares one thing you appreciated that day. It could
be big or small.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You have. You just have to be consistent and do
it each night. Okay. Gratitude is the attitude, man, shut,
let's off, that's true.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Ratitude is the added everything's better when you're grateful, you
know what.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
And it's things like that that just remind you to live,
laugh in love every day every day. God, I wish
that I had I don't know, some version of like
cursive script front that could be written in and then
hung on every millennial's wall.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I have this, Yeah, because I can't take anything happening
right now, seriously. Why Because Michael's just grinning through his
teeth telling the story.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
And then you look like a giant creo. Right now,
I haven't seen myself. I have no idea what I
look like, right I just it's funny. Could you keep saying,
I'm like, I can't write here. Yes, I turn the
fan on. We'll do that later.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
So someone send you this bear cost and it's it's
just an adult size okay, all right, it's going up
on the Instagram room for reference.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
If you do want to send me costumes in the future,
I will them, ma'am. Not what I mean, ma'am. Listen,
let me finish, Let me finish, let me finish, says
we finish the sentence. Send me a kids costume because
the no, no, no, no no, that did not give
me a costume. Not lingerie. You know what, they don't
make kids lingerie.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Two more your relationship at sixty seconds a quick morning
check in, take a minute in the am task what's
one thing you're carrying today and how can I support you?
And number another one a silent ritual. You could try
deep breathing or even just holding hands to it for
sixty seconds a day and you'll feel more connected.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
One thing I'm carrying today is an inflatable bearsuit.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yeah, before Maria sweats out completely, we're going to continue
in ninety five minutes of commercial free music and lo
and behold. Bad News Bears is next. So get ready
to smile.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
You can say bodies the bodies.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
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to do is leave us a message on Milwaukee talk Back.
That's opening. iHeartRadio app. Hit that little microphone in the
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Speaker 1 (47:01):
Leave us any message and your name is automatically in
the hat to win.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
And now I'm very excited this Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station, the Morning mosh Pit to introduce Maria
Palmer in a giant inflatable bear costume for Bad News Bears.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, okay, you can see your Morning mosh pit on Instagram.
So the corporate chills came to me and they said,
Maria Palmer, great show. I said, thank you. They said
missing something news segment. I said, disagree, but I will
do it. You say to collect the paychecks, and then
they said, we don't want you to bring down the

(47:38):
room with the news headlines. Is going to happen today? Yeah,
your murder stories. Her head is tucked so far I
do so much. Yeah, Jesus, so they told me to
put a positive spin on the news headlines.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
That's what this is.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
That's what we're going to do. This is that that's
a wind up. Nearly fifty birds crashed to death by
a truck driver. Oh that's terrible. Women face charges for

(48:18):
setting dog on fire. That's what animal abuse today? In
the bear cost three year old grabbed by the neck
and throwne. Okay, there's a herself on the head. There's
a back in night they would called that a yeat.

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Mom speaks out after trial delayed again for a woman
found alive in body bag five years ago.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Katerity Blaze, Yeah, you just you are feeling good.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
It messes with my head. Yeah, it's like having a
big mascot in here that is so big.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You've always been a little bit of a cartoon character
for me, and now this just really seals the.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Dealer a big bit of a cartoon character. What kind
of bearer sho should brown bear? Grizzly bear? Michael, don't
start that argument. I believe right now I am a
dag news big.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
You are, Yes and Rocky the rooster is going to
be on the way. Here your next chance to win
a thousand dollars so you too can buy it a microphone,
just scraping right into it. That's her head in her nose.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Okay, it's Alison Chance on Rock ninety five to.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Five Lincoln Park. As we are ninety five minutes commercial
free on this.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Thursday, so you can't say it correct. Oh yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Thursday night football will have some great a ball for us.
It's same night, okay, Pittsburgh playing Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Why must you betray your own brothers? You and my
brother yep play the jingle mares dropped by Thursday, thank you,
but we're not at it up. We will be on Saturday.
The best way to enjoined thirst day in the car.
That's my brother, I tell you one way than okay,
thank god? What you Barner and I drank to be fair,

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I mean Maria and Marris. It sounds like we have
family names.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Oh yeah, yeah boy, our parents were lazy.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah. Okay. First things first, we are going to see
you this weekend at Saturder Drink Scratch Public House, twelve
thirty to two thirty. After the casket races, come drink
and sing and be merry. But we're getting back to
thirst Day's roots real quick, because what it is is
an entire day dedicated to the art of drinking and

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also to our favorite hospitality workers. We love them. They
keep Chicago up and running. And I have a list
here of servers revealing their nightmare scenarios. Oh yes, please, buddy.
Number one is a twenty top walks in with no reservation.
You're the only server on the floor. They're all separate checks,
and they're all above the age of sixty five. Oh

(51:16):
my gosh, So everybody is gonna need special food. They're
gonna have so many substitutions. They're not gonna tip. They
just don't. Hey, when pop Pop wants to roll deep,
Pop Pop gonna roll deep, all right, Pop Pop, don't
get turned away the door. The next one is you
got a table full of high school students. Yeah, again
with the not tipping.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Oh I was gonna say, what's worse the elderly or
high schoolers?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
High schoolers?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
A friend of mine's a bartender, and she said that
the young people just don't tip it all. Yeah, they
just don't. Your friend, Yeah, he's got a lot of them.
Cha gpt. Not that friend, real life friend. I was
the worst kind of high school student at a restaurant
because I was the kid and we'd go after our
theater shows that and again talk about separate checks and

(52:06):
no tips. I'll say that I tipped. I knew, I
knew to do that. What is sorry, student, I said,
high school student. I'm Maris, I bag it up, take
it out. Okay, the next seven tables just walked in
and we're out of silverware. Oh that sucks. That sucks,
especially because you're going to be polishing NonStop for the

(52:28):
next hour. I shouldn't have made that hand gesture. I'm sorry.
I know. Well, but you made the face I did
because you said polishing. I know, and I made the gesture.
I'm sorry. It's purge my bad. Okay. This one says
all servers have been cut. You're the only one left
and you now have to roll all the silverware in
the entire restaurant. That has happened to me. You know why,

(52:52):
because I wasn't a good closer yet. So I don't
know if you know about server hierarchy, but like the
person that closes is like essentially the head server that night,
and they said, they're the ones that get to cut
all the other servers, obviously with manager approval. But if
you send someone home and you don't check that they
did their sidework, you have to do the sidework. Sidework
hats that get done. And servers are notorious leaf laky

(53:14):
and don't care about I was a server for forty
five minutes. Were you? I got hired. I got the
shirt the steakhouse, the shirt everybody wears.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I was standing there and I would to take my
first tray out and I'd shaky hands back then, and
so I'm like shaking as I'm carrying a tray over
people's heads and I got it, set it down, whatever
walked over. The manager stood there for a second. I go, yeah,
I don't think this is going to be for me.
He goes, He goes, everybody has this problem just to
finish your shift, and I go, do you want the

(53:43):
shirt back or not?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
It was not for me. You're a quitter, okay. And
then the last one is that creepy guy just asked
you by name to serve him. I have lived this life. Yeah,
but you know what, that creepy guy. I make my money.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I say, if anybody's gonna tip good. It's gonna be
that guy.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I made three hundred dollars off one dude at my
dive bar one time. Oh I felt that. No. I
was like, he just kept handing me twenty. He was
there for like five hours. He just handed me a twenty.
And I was like, dude, you don't have to keep
tipping me. I'm not gonna go home with you, nor
are you gonna get my number. And I just want

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to be so clear about those things. And he's like, no,
you're just like good and you're entertaining. And I was like,
I want to be so clear. If you hand them
to me, I'm going to take them. You're not gonna
hear no core memory for me. I remember the first

(54:50):
time I heard this song.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I was folding clothes in the back room at Hollister
and I just had to stop and walk up to
my gang, go what is this and play it again?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, I was like thirty seconds to Mars, there's a
couple albums there that they were incredible.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Man. Also, that music video shot in the Shining Hotel
really very cool to Yeah, they like they did essentially
a tribute to the Shining For the music video, it's dope.
There's a director's cut and then like the short music video.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Oh yeah, of course there's going to be a director's
cut for a Jared Letto production.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
And listen before I knew the creepiest of Jared leto
boy Oh boys like to watch him. Oh he's pretty.
Which Shining Hotel?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
The Shining I know, but there's a They use the
outside shot of the Shining Hotel on a lodge that's
up on Mount Hood, and then the Shining the main
hotel on the inside I think is in a place
called Estes Park, Colorado.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I think they did the inside one, was it. Yeah,
it's a cool spot. Dumb and Dumber filmed in there too. Yeah, hotel,
the one where he kills the owls. I don't remember.
I just remember he's like racy to the top right
as you walk into that hotel. That's the first staircase.
We just had a whole full circle. There. Can we
go to us?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
You know what we can do?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yeah? What can we do? Text time?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
They've been sending texts Ammon or way off here to
rid them off. Raphael is objectively the best turtle, says Joe.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Okay, okay, okay, adult Maris loves Raphael as a turtle,
but as a kid.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Mikey's got my heart agreed.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yes, good morning, marsh greetish from Canada. Can you please
play State of Love and Trust by Pearl Jam for me?
Seriously underplayed? Tune back me up. Mikey's absolutely right, great song.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Stayed a love and trust all right? From the seven
seven nine, pulling up immediately that I'm gonna stop.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Something I didn't know in my twenties that I'm obsessed
with now is kitchen appliances all the time, the things
you sort of swore off when you were young, and
that as we get older, we're liking my comfortable shoes.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah, and I got a blender and a toast in
one weekend.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Oh man, man here far changed my god. Same.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I was carrying my air Friar into the building when
I first bought it, and somebody goes first time, and
I was like, yeah, they go, the life's about to change.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
They weren't kidding. Yeah, that's incredible changes everything. Uh.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
From the nine oh five, My god, you three sound old.
What the hell are you going to do when you're
closing on sixty Maria, you're barely thirty you should not
have back problems, say, I work.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
In an office. Also, I sait weird, pretty got you.
I have all four limbs on my seat right now,
I twisted up like a knot. Yeah, we were talking
about earlier that three days Grace at the Ink.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
What is it called incarceration?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Incarceration, incarceration but with ink.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
And it's in Ohio and they have a reformatory there.
Ex what's same asylum? Someone says here, they say, Susie says.
The reformatory is absolutely haunted. They used to do ghost tours,
gets done up for Halloween every year. It's awesome and
I suggest you check it out.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
It's kind of fun. From the six three to oh
squirtle on them jiggily puffs Maris from the sixth three.
Another one from the.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Sixth three, just moving on, Happy Thursday night football and
then ball two more here from the eighty five to seven.
Keep it fancy, Michael. Make sure when you drink your
coffee from a wine glass, your pinky is out.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You in fancy chocolate milk. And you're not going to
convince me otherwise. And from the seven to eight.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
On this post birthday Thursday, we will start with a
shot from the birthday bottle of Woodford Reserve and then.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Millort You had me there, you had me. I like
what but that? I do? Want to get somebody up here.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Tickets to the Halloween Ball twenty twenty five, happening at
Congress Plaza Hotel on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
It's gonna be fun, crazy October thirty.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
First ticket start at twenty dollars and you should just
look into a great hotel package that they have ready
for you. Two thousand dollar best costume contest. Going on
a lot of places to mingle, a lot of fun
to be had, including three of your favorite people partying.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
With you on a site show HALLO on my wing
till I ball.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
I like that eight four four ninety five fifty good one, Maria, thank.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
You very good.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I like to have intelligent, elevated humor.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
We want you to be collared ten eight four four
nine five ninety five fifty. As Metallica continues, now.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Don't nothing but a good time, snacks, booze, just a
good time, not a solid sell. If I saw that
in a tender bio, I'd swipe left. Oh, I don't
trust it. You can't just give your word that it's
going to be a good time and then provide no
evidence to back it up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
That's fair, Yeah, very fair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Boys. We've done it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
We have and we don't want to forget the big
ticket of the day, the Rush tickets. They are coming
to the United Center for This is their second show
up four on July eighteenth, the one on Saturday. We
got a pair of tickets up for you, and we
asked you to hit that walk It Tug back that's
on the iHeartRadio app. It's a red microphone button. You
can leave us a message and what we're gonna do.

(01:00:25):
We have picked six and to help Michael understand what
a sided dice is, Michael, can you grab a six sided.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Die for us. There's a lot of dice here. Eye
contact right here. That's this many, so one hand and
then one finger. Yep, perfect, Okay, I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Okay, I'm gonna play them. Then we're gonna roll to
see who wins. All right, here we go, first one,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Well, if I hit the button right, okay, I'm waiting.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, Papa Tomato, Mamma Tomato,
and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa
Tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, and
he says, ketchup, ketchup.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
No wait, no, okay, oh yeah, we have the technology.
Thank you. Let me do it right. I mean, it's
a good dad joke. Here's number two, Hey, ninety five
to five.

Speaker 10 (01:01:25):
I would love to get Rush tickets. I'd bring my husband.
We've seen them before. We've seen them in both Chicago
and Milwaukee, and just they are awesome in concert and
I just love I'm not only being mesmerized by their performance,
but they also have this like crazy laundry spinning in
the background. I'm wondering if they're going to be doing
it for this next tour next year.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Anyhow, I would love to see them, so I would
love tickets.

Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
If you have any available, Thanks so much.

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Keep ring.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
We got tickets and you're in the running the life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
What's up morning, mach pitch.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
This is a big up a track on IG hoping
you can help out this fourth generation Rush fan. I
brought my daughter Brienna to her first ever concert, which
was Clockwork Angels, and I'm not going to be around forever,
living paycheck to paycheck, trying to see if you could
hook me up and bring my granddaughter to her first
ever concert, and let's have it be Rush again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Much appreciated, Love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I'll send picks on text. Got the picks, great picks.
Number four, Oh, good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Morning, pick crew, And to the rest of you rock
ninety five fives. I hope you guys are having a
fantastic certain day of the week. I really, really, really do.
Radio didn't have the courage to say Thirst day, just
a certain day of the week. Not trying to rock
the boat between me and Maris Brian Kaminski here doing

(01:02:56):
the Waukee toss back for Rush tickets. Five five over,
are you being attacked by a goose? I would just
take ecause of the goose? But all right? Number five?
All right? Number six the last night drew from Carpentersville.
I have wanted to see Rush since I first heard
Working Man back in nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
I would love to have these tickets to fill a
young kid's dream.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Over all right, Michael, give us a roll of the die.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Here we go. I gotta blow them, you God, no,
I spit on them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Number four, Number four, which is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
That's Odin, Oh my god, Odin, You're going to go
see Rush Odin want the Rush ticket?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
I guess we'll find out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Just a normal every day that's it's promoted.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Odin, We're going to find out if you want those tickets.
We'll be calling you to reach out as you one
Rush Odin just loves to say hi. He did say
he wanted the tickets earlier this week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
He lost that. It is a little uncanny how much
you and Odin sounded like. And I've never seen you
guys in the same movie. When I'm walking, I struck
my stop. Man, I'm so strong as my myes a kite.
I just mi