Cocktail Shrimp and Cat Support..

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.


DND, Fun to the Head, Human vs Robot War, Rock News, Bad News Bears, and SPORTS!!!

+Vending machines, Cat Support, and Halloween Shenanigans

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You guys are really out stonered myself over the weekend
stoner themselves. They thank you for asking a phenomenal question
to kick off the week Well.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I had two foods over the weekend. Two of them.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
One was an entire pack of toaster shroudles, cream, cheese,
and strawberry, Thank you for asking. The other one was
an entire package of cocktail shrimp.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
This is my dinner last night.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I like cocktail shrimp too, I can't. I can't argue
with either of those, especially considering it good stoner food.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
It was munchy food. So yeah, what time? All times
throughout the day?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, all weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I ordered two foods and I ate those two foods
all weekend. You wont know why I can't grocery shop
to save my god, order That's what I did, But
I don't know what to get because I don't sit
and it's just me. If I cook, things are going
to go bad in two days because I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Eat it all.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
It's a good point. You need pre cooked meals.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I need, but pre cooked meals are so expensive. So
I just got cocktail shrimp.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I found out there's a vending machine in my building,
so I can't argue and shame you at all. I
almost emptied that thing this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Rice Krispy Treats.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh my god, there's Rice Krispy treats.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
You don't have a fancy vending machine. It has like
real food in it. I got excited. That would be amazing,
really excited for you.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Last night it was it went Oreos and Reeses that
I got those first before I went back up ate them,
and then went back down to the eighth floor to
get more. And then I got pop tarts, and then
there was Reese's. Uh would you just call them a
Reese's the treats Rice Chrispy rice Krispy Treats behind the
pop tarts in the vending machine, and so I had
to get more.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I had to keep it going.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'm a pig, I'm a disgusting human, and I feel
I literally feel bad about myself this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You have no argument for me.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
I was an adult this morning or weekend. Just went
to the doctor on Wednesday and was like, hey, we
got to change some things. And I was like, okay, bet,
and I started this weekend so I didn't have fun.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
What you do, what you eat? What kind of helped me,
I need to be healthier.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Egg white sandwich from Panera and it was okay, like
they changed the formula and it's not okay.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
It was yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Oh No, I was like, I think I had a salad.
I might have had a smoothie.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
What did I have? Oh? I had oatmeal on Sunday morning,
So smoothie though.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
But yes, this is the morning mash pit, and this
is a chaos that you get on a regular basis.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm mariss I'm Maria Palmer, Michael.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, apparently we're all hungry. Still.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I'm having my everything bagel right now, and so
I'm delighted.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm glad you have had a third thing to eat
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now, well it's Monday.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
It is Monday.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I like that your mouth. I like that on this show,
we don't pretend like you literally are getting us exactly
we are. Yes, the corporate shows would prefer if we pretend.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
In the middle of talking, she was like, oh, yeah,
it was a great.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Time for a bagel, BIEJ bagel.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Hey, that's a s m R.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
You don't have to pay for tickets that we're giving away. Okay,
that theer is still going on. Yeah, Okay, we have
see there in Daughtry tickets, Tea box tickets, Hell's Gate
tickets and still get qualified for that six flyway with

(03:42):
morning mosh bit Dungeons and Dragons have.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
An everything bagel. But you can't win that.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
But we heard you eating it, so thank you for
that one.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Hear you?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Weather's next your window.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Surprise, here's weather.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
They come to work today.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
It was a bumpy ride getting in the weather. There
what oh, it's you.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
The button reminds me of the time I pulled my
buddy's keys out of the car and threw them out
the window while he was driving Bumpy, Little Bumpy. We
were horrible kids to each other. Might me and my friends.
We'd prank each other all the time. On time, I
just had fun.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I just turned his car off and checked the keys
out the windows we were driving.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
How does that work?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Steering wheel locks up?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Ud?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
News is.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
We lived in the country. We had nothing better to
do then live by the way. Let's speaking of living.
If you want to live today, Sun your buns, It's
gonna be sunny.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
All day long. Baby high have fifty eight degrees beautiful out.
Another beautiful fall day.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Fifty eight degrees is not warm enough to sun your buns.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well, it depends on how you do it.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Caution when sunning buns.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Wait till the sun is coming to your window and
then lay on the ground inside your apartment.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
You're a reptile.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Now, well you can do that indoor bun sonning.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well, there was a celebrity that came out and said,
that's sunning between your buns is really good for you.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
It kicks his legs over his head.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know who was that.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, it was a dude, and I've only heard of
the woman who said that. It was her name.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's someone crazy like Josh Broln.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, like, you got to put some on your behole's
really good for you, which is the weirdest not true.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
You need vitamin D for your beho.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
People have gotten skin cancer on their tankcause had to
be like, don't do that. Your skin's really sensing him down.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
There and is not meant to be exposed to light,
and that you have increased risk.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
We're so weird as humans were just weird.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, because there's a guy that's okay with paying cat support.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
It's like child support for a cat.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
That's what it sounds like we're going to find out
more on Rock ninety five five. Next, The Nights of
Melancholy and Infinite Sadness is coming to the Lyric Opera
of Chicago.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Seven shows.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well Billy Corgan will be performing with the orchestra. One
not to be missed. Only one sold out show. There's
still some tickets available if you.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Want to go.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So good, he's gonna sound incredible.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's hard on your voice. Seven shows. Can't imagine throat coat.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm sure he's been practicing for years. It's a good.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I mean, he's basically an opera singer at this point.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So this guy has agreed to shut up. This guy's
agreed to pick cat support for up to ten years
after his divorce from his wife. Nope, hell no, Okay,
Lake sounds crazy, but I actually think it's quite reasonable.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Let me give you the details on it.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, Okay, So, first of all, they cited severe problems
in their marriage for the divorce, but they didn't seek
any money or property from each other. So it would
make the argument that these are actually two quite reasonable adults.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, they're not getting petty with each other.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
The husband gave custody of the cats to his wife
and agreed to pay about two hundred and forty dollars
every three months nop no, every three months two hundred
and forty for up to ten years, just to cover
the cat's care.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It was the cat sick. I don't I don't understand that.
That's just like food, that's maintenance. Yeah, why isn't she
named for it?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I just don't know what they agree with there. It's interesting.
If you wanted the cats, you should have been ready
to take care of the cat.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, well, but she assumed that she was going to
be taking care of them with a partner that was
going to be helping. And now she's got these two
cats to take care of.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
That's a fair assessment. Then they could have split the cats.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I wonder if the cat has some sort of like
put up cats health issue.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh maybe they're friends.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh well they can visit.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, that's not how that works.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Swap them out now. Treat them like kids.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
No, no, spend, but they're not for you spend the
weekends with you?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Really should We shouldn't be treating kids like that either.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh my god, I can't deal with you right now.
This is about to be a cat fighting.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't listen. Do I think it should be a precedent?
Maybe not? But do I Does this make me kind
of like this former couple. Yeah, this guy sounds really reasonable.
Sounds like he understands that he made an obligation and
doesn't want to fully back out of it and leave
his ex partner like on the hook for this. And also,

(08:25):
she's not asking for the world. This is not one
thousand dollars every month. This is two hundred and forty
every three months.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
So eighty dollars a month.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
That's health insurance. Maybe yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Maybe it's also catcare.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
It seems like something like I'm not it seems like
something rich people would do. What are we talking or
people would be asking for?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Maybe I would say rich people would have just been
like I feel like.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
They just like the would be like I can buy
a bangle, yeah man, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Like I'm I'm looking at this as if you wanted
the cats, you got the cats, take care of the cats, like.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, but that's just a very ungraceful way to look
at it.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
I would argue it's ungraceful you getting divorced there's not.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
I mean, if they were going to be amicable and
clean about it, they could have found a way.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
No, this it should have been amicable and clean the
entire way through.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I just would I wouldn't be the one. I wonder
what other kind of supports there sometimes a cat support.
We've heard about that. There's means, there's stock support. Probably
clearly made up. This is the first time.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You think this is made up? It does it?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, I don't think this is made up, but this
is like the first time that this has happened, it says.
The agreement is already being called a new type of
support payment in Turkey that could set an example for
future divorces involving pets.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Maybe take the pet.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It seems like a very individual thing because if you
don't like each other, then you don't want to do.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, that poor thing. You agree to this for ten years?
Like that's wild.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
But again makes me give points to the ex husband.
Hell yeah, not leaving his ex wife on the line.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
An eighty two year old man in China offered his
entire estate, property, and life savings to anyone willing to
provide lifelong care for his beloved cat after he passed away.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
That's different. That's wild.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
He's passing away and he had a cat that he
wanted to take care of. There is two people who
can take care of sad cat, and he's just being
generous and offering it up.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
God forbid, Can I bring us all together? What pet's
the best? Aren't they the best?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
One killed?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
So?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't know for talking to the right person.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's not a pet, Michael, I like that. That's a
rip your face.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
And when I heard it, and it was too loud
to be natural, and now my fight or flight is tiggered.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
That sounds like you've got to feed that thing, maloney
off the Walmart truck.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Caro specifically the Walmart truck.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's where you got the meat from Tiger King.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
So they got their meat from Oh remember the truck
loads around meat basket would oh in him?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, barrel basket.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Wasn't whacked him for a time. To be alive. Five
ish things, you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
It's the hell of a community service, I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You that much.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yes, we can press buttons.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, it was a here that happens. We're not all
perfect one hundred percent of the time.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Only on your breaks les. I don't know when it's
Michael's break coming A lay for that one.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Eight four ninety five fifty started things off with Hell's
Gate Haunted House tickets over Lockport. They've got the giant
multi level mansion, what the Giant Slide. You got to
experience the Giant Slide and all the other ghastly secrets
undead Obama nations for you to enjoy be called ten
eight four four ninety five fifty is branching out with

(12:02):
their first ever vending machine. The vending machine is going
to serve cool Wraps, Southwest veggie wraps, and have potato
chips available.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
It's going to be restocked.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Regularly and they're going to use technology to make sure
nothing expires. And surprise, surprise, this vending machine will not
operate on Sundays. Every other day it's available twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Machines now very big Miss.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Airbnb is adding new features to their app, including a
social hub that will let you reach out to other
people who are going to be experiencing the same house
that you are along with. They have advanced or enhanced
their map feature to show you restaurants and transit stops
and shopping centers that are close to you as well.
And then there is a reserve now pay later feature

(12:52):
that they are expanding globally. You guys want to take
a trip, Yes, of course, we'll pay later, all right.
A woman is arrested and charged with over seven thousand
dollars in damages to a car using condiments earlier in August.
She was caught on camera just throwing ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise

(13:16):
and eggs all over said car. And they're also scratches
in the side of the vehicle.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
You gotta be more stealthy than that.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Probably tastes better.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
On the outside of the car. Oh, while baking in
the sun? Job up there?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Did they even thank her for the seasoning?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's one hell of a paint job.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's probably one don't play paint job during purage month.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
And now the fifth thing Florida home has come up
with the best form of Halloween decorations.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
They've got a strip show in their front yard. Yeah,
like the skeletons. I think I saw the skeleton.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
There's a skeleton dancing around a pole along with another
smoking a cigar and another sitting back drinking beer. It
is okay, by the Hoa Hoa says they can't do
anything because it is Halloween decorations, so they are moving forward.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yes, you think they want a bone?

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Hey, that's really spot on. What song do you think
they're playing in the background?

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Cherry Pie che War.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Monster Mash.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Let's go, guys, and let's let's take a second to
talk to Sean. Hey, Sean, what's going on there? I'm
doing fantastic and happy to help you out. You got
Hell's Gate Haunted House tickets?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
My man, let's go.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
I wanted to take this out. This is terfect.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I appreciate it, dude, I will say, as we're doing
this break, I'm watching like a Hell's Gate videos on
my screen here and because I want to see the slide,
this Haunted House looks incredible, Like this looks like a
Hollywood movie.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yeah, it's a legit, no doubt. This is gonna be
well well worth the trip.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well congratulations soon. Yes, you're all set. Do you know
who you're gonna take with you?

Speaker 6 (15:08):
My son, he's twenty, he loves this stuff.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Oh man, Yeah, that's gonna be amazing. Man, Sean, you
are all set, and for everybody else, go ahead and
get your tickets at Hellsgate dot com so you can
experience the amazingness of this haunted house.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
My soul will have to wait. Just kidding. We don't
have souls on the Morning Bush, but on Rock and
ninety five to five and Mikey.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Let's do the top ten horror Villains of all time
from entertainment dot com. Let's love this. It's all the
week everybody's getting ready for the parties this weekend. Costumes,
all kinds of fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
What are you laughing about?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's spooky music, I know, but it is spooky music
comes in your obituary.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Music is to say, I would never use this for
open music. There's a specific song I like for that one.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yes, actually I'm gonna change it up. I might use
the angel Son from Seven Deaths.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Now, you guys are gonna help me with these because
as you know, yeah, you don't. I don't do scary
Penny Wise it.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, you know Pennyway.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I know of him.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I've never seen the movie. I know of the rest
of them. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
You're a scared boy.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Stop you're listening. I don't feeling uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Like one of those thunder jackets in the front of
dogs for anxiety.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yes, that's how I will see scary movies around my
thunder jacket.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Just put them in a straight jacket.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
We just get you super high, and it's just like
worse that. You know, a horror movie.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I did, like Abbott and Costello's Halloween movie, like exactly, yeah, yes,
Godzilla coming in at number nine. Yeah, okay, from the
Godzilla franchise.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I've been too scary for you.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
No, I've never seen a Godzilla movie either.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
So no monsters no, okay, this one gave me nightmares
and I've never seen the movie because my uncle or
my uncle kids had moved out of the house and
we would go stay at their place and there was
a Freddy Krueger poster on the wall.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
And I do not like Freddy Krueger. Nightmare shit.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, number seven. Ghost Face from the Scream franchise, that's
just fun. I like the Scream movies. Also, those aren't
that scary? Some of the most incompetent killers.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Around that Seeing a man that doesn't look damn good
in the ghost face mask a thing for you.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's not just me, okay, it's a very big Thing.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Oh story about a school teacher recently terrifying. Hello, I
think she was from Oh.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Number six on our list of top ten horror villains.
Candy Man from the Candyman franchise one of my favorites.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
All I see is the still shot is a dude
with like, is it bees in his mouth? What are
you watching? Say his name? Five?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Teams in the mirror and you yes, t he in
the chat in.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
The chat number five. Michael Myers also one of my
favorite videos on the internet. Have you seen the guy
in Michael Myers mask that he's driving and he just
pulls up next to people and turns and looks at
them and they freak out in their car.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Next to him.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh yeah, that's fun. Yeah, it's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Also, did you know that Michael Myers mask is a
William Shatner mask that they just painted it?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, that's awesome, funny.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Norman Bates number four, Frankenstein's Monster number three. Okay, I
think Frankenstein is such a cool character. I just like
that he's Green number two Hannibal.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I was actively an adult before I realized that Frankenstein wasn't.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, Frankenstein's the doctor.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
And the monster. That's why you had to say Frankenstein's monster.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Son of the Green one, Frankenstein's the doctor. Yeah, but
the real monster really is Frankenstein after all.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
True? Yeah, very true.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
And I saw this one Hannibal Lecter creepy. Yeah, oh creepy.
And he did he played that great, didn't Yeah? Hello
Clary when he ate the brains?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I also just like watched the thing on his explanation
of his approach to that role, and he's like, I
played a janitor and that was like the brilliance behind it.
And he's like, and I gave them the opposite they
expect a monster.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
That's what I did?

Speaker 6 (19:18):
You know what I got?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I like that movie Last Carry Yeah, because he played
he played for more of a straight character, so it
was like, uh all right. Number one on our list
of top ten horror villains, Count Dracula Okay says he's
the most influential horror villain of all time.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I like that, Yeah, like Count smash Ela.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Rock ninety five to five? Are we speaking with Eric?

Speaker 7 (19:45):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
What's going on? Eric?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Thank you for joining us in Morning mash Pit, Dungeons
and Dragons you're gonna be playing the character of either
or today and Maria, yes, you have a lovely recap.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
For I sure do.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
On the quest to assemble the perfect Chicago hot dog
with the best ingredients, the gang has been in Whole
Foods for like a week now, which definitely seems like
they're probably not something that I should fix. As the
dungeon master, either Or tried to save one of the
pickles from the gorilla's jar to test there were no
more glass shards. Masonovich ate the pickle. This caused internal

(20:19):
bleeding and he passed out. Marius attempted to heal him,
but didn't know any spells. The yeast bubbled up, sensing
the pickle inside Masonovitch, and entered him through his orifices.
In doing so, the yeast clogged his wounds, saving him
from death, but not healing his injuries entirely.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's still passed out, and so this is where we are.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
The lights flicker back to life one by one, revealing
the carnage of toppled loaves, pickle brine, puddles, and Masonovitch,
still unconscious but faintly glowing from the bubbling sour dough
within him either Or and Marius stand over him. What
is happening over there? Drenched in brine? They just come
in through it's radio.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
It would seem hey, Eric, what's going on in you?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Are you dying?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Are you on speakerphone? By chance? When what's happening? Yep?
Take it off.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I'm okay, okay, yeah, you take your time. So right now,
a rumble begins happening. The shelves begin trembling. The broken
grillos jar. A tiny glowing pickle rolls forward from it,
shimmering faintly with a divine green aura. It almost softly

(21:44):
sound like an angelic burp. Marius says, the perfect pickle.
It chows him.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yes, either Or.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Skeptical but desperate kneels beside Masonovitch. As the glowing pickle
rolls closer, It touches the hem of Masonovitch's sleeve, and
the sour dough within him reacts. His body convulses once
and in the east launches the glowing pickle into the
air like a geyser.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
It spins in slow motion.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We're gonna start with either or, Either Or You're gonna
try to catch this pickle.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Let's see we got a roll going on.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yes we do all right? Eighteen? Yes, hey, thank god,
thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Either Or would you like to tell us how you
immaculately snatch this pickle from the geyser? Or do you
want me to narrate that for you?

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Oh, go ahead and narrate.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I got it, don't you worry? You sit right there?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Either Or reaches up on his tip does this guyser
is high, And just as we think.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
He might not make it up there, he gives it
a little hop a skipping a job. He does the
Michael Jordan dunk. Pos you know the one that I'm
talking about, Perhaps that gosh darn pickle.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
The shelves fall silent, The remaining pickles on displag of
a faint collective squeak, as though bowing in reverence. The
Brian settles, the chaos ceases, and as they stand in
the wreckage, the overheard PA crackles to life.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Clean up in aisle seven heroes to check out. You've
done it. Yes, you've done it against odds. You have
gotten the perfect pickle about time.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Eric of either or, I'm so glad that you survived this. Yes,
we were genuinely worried, and one must assume that the
pickle also woke Masonovitch up from his wounds.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
And yes, yeah, and all of those things. We've got
the pickle.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
We got the pickle.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
We've got the bund, We've got the mustard. We've got
the pickle. And Eric, thank you for joining us in
m MP D and D. You're not qualified for a
fly away Sea Sticks in Vegas are going to be
forming at the Venetian from January twenty third to the
thirty first. Tickets available at ticketmaster dot com. Big thanks
to our friends over at Live Nation.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Old the World.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Probably didn't get that much money for it at this
point in time. Is there space inflation?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah, billions of years.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh that's good. Oh that's fun. It's the morning Watch,
but on rock ninety five to five boys.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Police in Tendessee have released a video from former Chicago
Bears quarterback Jay Cutler's DUI arrest and arrest him.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Boy, do we have the audio?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Kristin Cavalary's ex husband.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I didn't even realize.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
What do we know?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Kristin Cavalary from so I can picture.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Her Laguna Beach in the hills.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, I hate to say I know it now. Shea
beach is a huge polity.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
She's so hot, like she's so painfully hot that it's
the kind of hotness that transcends the show.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Cutler was getting babes like that. Well, I mean, he
is a professional.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
She also divorced him and then like smeared him, like
he sucks. The world is aware of that.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
And it's funny because they both just went on a
smear campaign against each other.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, yeah, well that's what they did. Well, I mean yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
In a video released this week, the Jake the suv
driver can be seen telling police that Cutler hit his
vehicle and then tried to leave, but Cutler had gone
down a one way street and going for She also
allegedly Cutler offered the driver two thousand dollars after the
crash not to call the cops. I will say, though,

(25:27):
if Jake Cutler bumps my bumper and gives me a
little dent and then jumps out and goes, dude, I'll
give you two grand just to not call the cops.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
It's a go.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I would say five.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
And I.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Watch you torture the Bears for years, make it ten season.
I'm falling down.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
So Eventually the cops shows up and there's a little
interaction where we have to assume the cops smelled a
little alcohol on Jay.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
And this is what it sounded like. Hey, sir, can
I ask you a question?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Sir?

Speaker 6 (26:03):
How much I'll called? Yeah today? I'm not don't want
to me. I'm an advanced roadside impairment and detection enforcement officers.
How much y'all called you today? Are you want to
do some filts roddy test for me to make sure
you're okay to drive? No roads? Fifteen? You're underrest for

(26:25):
driving under the influenced?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Like he knew.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
How much y'all call off you had today? None?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Well, I'm a popping about baby apartment.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
How much have you had a little babe?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Would you like to do a field spriety test?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
My favorite part was he threw in the I'm a
certified I can smell you drunk officer.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Road side impairment investigative officer.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Real thing. Uh it got Jay.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
He knows I'm advanced because of my advanced training, I
can smell the booze on your breath.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
But eight four ninety five fifty, allegedly, he offered him
two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
But what would you take from Jake Cutler to get
out of.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Get him out of a d Yeah, I was just
four days in jail, three hundred and fifty dollars. Fine,
you served two and a half days before he was released.
His Tennessee license was revoked and he was placed on
one year unsupervised probation in order to take a DUI safety.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Class forty two. That man is forty two years old.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Rob Zombie on Rock ninety five five, and I honestly
got to say, one of the best concerts I've ever
been to.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
I've never seen him. I've always wanted to.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Rob Zombie with Alice Cooper and then Rob Zombie with
Maryland Manson.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh I bet you put We're all three of them
on the same time, two separate shows.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
But it was that one tour where Rob and Maryland
got into it.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Rob came out firing that night and it was glorious.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I love that rock stars are just theater kids.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
And that's what it was, is a great, big theater
production from all three of those artists. When it's on stage,
just Chef's kiss ties into the music so well and
everybody's pumped it into it.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Oh, funny rock news is up, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Oh yay.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
As we've been talking about the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame induction ceremony going down and Mike McCready from
Pearl Jam has now been added as a performer. Not
long after they added Jerry Cantrell from Alison Chain. So
what we're seeing here is a bunch of nineties rockers
from the Seattle music scene coming together. I have to
assume they said it hasn't been confirmed, but we have
to assume they're playing with Soundgarden. We hope we'll see

(28:39):
Guns n' Roses issue a statement after Axel's meltdown on stage.
This is a fun video if you want to go
watch it. During Guns and Roses show and Buenos Aires
this past Saturday, Axel Rose lost his temper during their
opening track Welcome to the Jungle, and if you watch
the video, he starts throwing his microphone repeatedly like at
the drum set and then throwing things across the stage.
He gets up and starts kicking the drum set. He

(29:02):
just is losing it. Yeah, So the band is put
out a statement they say quote. During the opening song
in our recent Buenos Aires concert, Axel's in ear monitor
pack had only percussion in his ears versus the entire mix.
The issue was fixed by a tech at the end
of the third song, and then we had a great night.
The situation had nothing to do with Isaac Carpenter's playing,
who is top notch and a great drummer. So people

(29:23):
assume that it was because of the drummer, but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You know what I do when something goes wrong and
annoys me, I have a full blown temper tandrum and
I destroy thousands of dollars worth of equipment and cause
problems for the.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Rest of my crow.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
You should see her throw microphones around this studio.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
You have no idea the terror that I am behind
the scenes.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
We'll put out a statement soon.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
And Kirk Hammett, during a recent appearance on the Metallica
Report podcast, got into specifics about his collections of horror
movie props. One of the things he says is number
one thing is a Boris Carlof outfit that he wore
in the movie The Black Cat from nineteen thirty three.
I haven't seen it. I don't know anything about it,
but he seems to like it. I think this is

(30:05):
really cool, he says, quote, I have a large amount
of the original Frankenstein Lab that I'm happy to say,
and I'm happy to say that because the equipment got
distributed all over the country. So he's literally rebuilding Frankenstein's
Lab for fun as a movie prop, because he's rich
and has time.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
I was gonna it's got to be so nice to
just rebuild a movie set somewhere at your house.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
How many people do you think that word for him
can't afford their health insurance.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
I had no idea. He's got Frankenstein's Lab.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
They're fine healthcare.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
He says.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Another thing he loves is the acts from the Shining
It's funny. And then his newest acquisition, he says, it's
unbelievable that he could acquire it. It's Bella Lugosi's Dracula
Cape from abst Abbott and Costello's Meet Frankenstein. Kirk Hammett
out here doing this Halloween Thingly.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
That was a mouthful for all the rock news and
the concert calendar. Just go to Rock nine to five.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Five and to go on holiday.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
They then have to go down the Bulevard of Broken
Dreams and it's like I can hear it fading into
that next guitar, like shimmery at the beginning, you know,
a little round Broken Dreams.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, just sits in your head. Marie Moshpitt
on Rock ninety five to five. What are we doing? Boys?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Chicago Fire falls to the Philadelphia Union yesterday in their
Round one appearance of the playoffs. They were down to
oh then late in the second half they tied things
up to two, forcing penalty kicks at the end of
the game, because MLS Playoffs makes sense. So they lost
in penalty kicks and we'll be headed back to Seageek

(31:48):
Stadium this Saturday for Game two, hopefully not a knockout
punch for them. And then over the weekend, Yoshi Yaba
Moto had a a dominate game for the Dodgers, another
complete game. A Derek Jeter predicted he wouldn't be able
to do it again, and Yoshi stepped up and absolutely

(32:11):
did it again Game three as tonight, as the Dodgers
are at home with Toronto in town?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Did you know did you hear?

Speaker 6 (32:20):
What?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Wrong one? I'm waiting for it.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
We're having trouble with our buttons.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, let me let me, let me try this again.
There we go.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Okay, all right, Oh, pressure buttons for you Bulls meet
the Magic one ten said ninety eight and R two and.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Oh undefeated, I mean yeah, yours Chicago Bulls. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
So the Bulls are back at the United Centers tonight
with the Hawks in town.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Will it be three and oh by tonight.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Josh Giddy? Twenty one point eight rebounds showing.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Up is a good team effort.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
It was very bounced effort over here against uh they
beat the Orlando Magic on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Well, I mean it still more.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Of course you would go that way, Ryan.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
The Chicago Blackhawks dropped one to the Kings last night,
three to one. Black Hawks need to work on the
power play, over five, over five, put the man advantage.
So that's disappointing. Shots in the final two periods, by
the way, super low for Chicago. They only got twelve
shots off in forty minutes.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Jesus, come on.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Sounds like a pretty good rate to.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Next game Tuesday against the Senators at the United Center.
Puck drop seven forty five and then do we got
to even talk about it?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah, we do that was so disappointing.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
It was not a team that I would have expected.
They could have been on a five game win streak.
Chicago Bears lose to the Ravens yesterday off of a
lot of field.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Goals and a lot of sloppy play, a lot of
just penalties. Wouldn't smooth. It wasn't good.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
And this is a look mar Jackson list Ravens. So
they had every opportunity where they should have been able
to But we were very confident on Friday. But I mean,
we were all very confident in this one. But the
Ravens got their second win of the season.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
The Bears committed eleven penalties seventy nine yards, they moved
themselves backwards seventy nine yards, and only one touchdown from
three red zone trips.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yikes. That's the problem. We got to fix it. It
has to be fixed. Yeaheah, Then they can. I think
they can do it, but further input from Maria, I'd.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Try to get more points time on the team.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Indeed, indeed, you're on it, Yeah, you're absolutely on it.
But yeah, I mean a great time for sports right now.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
On Bengals next week, What do you think I think
we got the Bengals's Joe Flacco.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, we'll look into it. And Maria, you're going to
have another pick there, yep. Let you prepare. Oh Bengals,
Bengals versus Bears.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh the Tigers, the Bears. Where are the Lions?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh my, I can't stand you?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You can? You will?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
And now Fun to the Head on Rock. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with? Fred?

Speaker 6 (35:17):
You are?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
What a Fred? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (35:20):
What's going on? Guys having a Monday?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
But you know, other than.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
That, happy Monday, Happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Monday funday, Fred.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Look at this positivity from Fred as we get happy
to have you here for Fun to the Head, your
chance to.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Win tickets to see see their end. Daughtry.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
You've got to answer some trivia questions, take one of
us hostage to provide you a safe and we get
shot with nerve duards.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
So, Fred, who do you want to take hostage?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
We'll go with Maria since it's Purge month.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
All right. I like his reasoning.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Since Purge month, I got ticket, I.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Actually played, I actually played fun of the very first time.
You guys did it?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Wow, our debut player.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
I think it was Coheat and Cambria you were giving
away at the time.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
That sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh cool, it comes so far together.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
He's got such a good memory, Michael, you got those questions. Oh,
I'm ready, let's do it. Let's get Fred these tickets.
All right, Fred, how was that Coheat show?

Speaker 6 (36:17):
By the way, it was good. It was really good.
First time I see him. I'd definitely do it again.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Right, All right, here we go. Question number one? Who
plays Marty in Back to the Future?

Speaker 6 (36:30):
That would be Michael.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Correct, I am safe comes in swinging. Question Question number two,
which iconic pop star is from Gary, Indiana?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
That would be Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Wow, Indiana, Gary, Indiana.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Fred is rolling right, and right now one.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
More, I'm gonna give you a real hard one here.
Question number three, all give him a real hard while run.
All thirteen films in the Halloween franchise feature what Michael prominently.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
It would not be, but that would be Myers.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I like what you did there.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh, Michael, should just be not Mason.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Michael Mason also horror.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Hey, Fred, you're just a winning kind of guy. You're
going to see see there.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
That at anytime people listen to you were always.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Winning, Fred, you already won the tickets, but we like
the butter.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
To help pet Maria safe during purge month.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
What wo wow wow.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Said he wanted to keep me safe.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
No, he did, he did, Fred did? We did it?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Are intentionally disappointing a listener.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
You hear that, Fred, don't care about your desires, wants
or needs.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
All right, next next Thursday, you guys come in the area.
We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do with hope
to get to get back at them.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Hell yeah, all right, just me and you right there?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
You go? Yes, all right, Fred? H yeah, you got
the tickets. Kind of upset now you guys, I got you.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Uh, You're going to see see there in Daughtry at
Byline Bank air Gun Ballroom on Thursday, November sixth You
know who you're taking with you first today?

Speaker 6 (38:32):
That would be my wife for almost thirty years.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Oh what's her name? So that's awesome?

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Her name is Peggy.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Shout out Peggy.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Fred's taking you to see ceither in Daughtry and for
everybody else head on over to ticketmaster dot com. All
thanks to our friends over at Live Nation. It is
the Morning mash Fit and we just kicked off ninety
five minutes commercial free because we love.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
You and we just want to play more music for you.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
But now we interrupt because it's Halloween the week, and
if we aren't the most procrestinating people around.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
It was late last night when I ordered four Halloween
costumes because I'm weirdly shaped and I don't know which
ones will fit. You're shaped, I'm oddly shaved.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
I could I thought, I did think about that.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Actually, we're a wiener dog.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Well I did get a hot dog costume. It's a
full hot dog costume. That's the most Michael Mason thing
I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, hey, so after Halloween, can you do your hot
dog reviews in your hot costume?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Well, now I will. That's a great idea, crossed my mind.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
He didn't at all.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
I just thought I do the hot dog reviews. I
thought it was kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
And what I need is I need costumes that don't
have legs because I'm so tall that my legs will
or the pants will be short.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
No.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, so, oddly enough, these are my costumes. I have
a unisex spandex of uh Deadpool. But I don't know
if the spandex will fix because I'm so long string
to get a different one too. Uh, these are very random.
A grim Reaper because it's flowing on the bottom so
there's no pants, A hot dog, and then a Morpheus
Franken morph adult spandex suit.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
It's just a green suit. Yeah, it's like it's got
a funny eye falling out and suit.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
If you didn't know, we're going to the Haunted Halloween
Ball that's over at the Congress Hotel, our Congress Plaza
Hotel on Friday. And in all procrastination, I just bought
what I think is going to be my Halloween.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Costume just moments ago.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Uh tmnt onesie. And now that Michael's talked about sizing
and stuff, it said excel to three excel.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
But I don't know if they got the proportions right
for if I go bigger, it goes wider too. I
don't need wider, I need taller.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
I got belly and booty that I got to cover
up in this onesie, and I just don't know. I
was like, what, what what?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
But but but I.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Just don't know how the ones He's gonna fit because
every picture I looked at it is easily small little.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Working out guys. I need the belly.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Man models in the onesie so I can see how
his belly's gonna look in the onesie or.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Ones He's just gonna be open all night and we're
gonna be sexy as hell.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Can we please get a needle deedle cropped up.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'm gonna need something extra as so you know what
I'm excited about. Since this is at the Congress Hotel
is during after the event, stuff like that, the amount
of costumed human beings they're gonna gonna be walking around
Grant Park.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
And stuff like that. I want to be them. And
by the way, tickets still available for this.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
You can get tickets online and find out more at
Rock nine five five dot com.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I don't have any costume yet.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, well I was gonna ask you what are you doing?
What do you do as a little lady?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Here's first of all.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Well, you would need like I'm talking about, I need
a talk costume. I am large, need to costume for
a man? Yes, and yeah costume.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I don't need anything to you.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
I was talking about, I need you large.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
The kids all right here, here here's what I got.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Here's what I do got what I do got is
from way earlier this year. There was a whole social
media thing where there was an anglerfish that like went
from the depths of the ocean all the way to
the surface, and I was going to do a social
media bit about the anglerfish.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
So I ordered an angler fish costume, but it.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Didn't get here until after the moments.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Okay, okay, costume.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Just but I don't think that I want to I
think I want to save the angler fish costume for something.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Else future angler fish event. Yeah, it's going to be
happening sometimes.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Have we met Do you know how goddamn mood I am?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Do you think it's really outside the realm of possibility
that I'm going to have another anglerfish moment in the
near future.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
I've never met you before.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Okay, everyone at the Haunted Halloween ball, Well who you are?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
There's the angler fish. Angler fish have the glowing like.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
To Maria, come on, alo can make it, we can.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
We can make this go four nine fifty. Are you
ready for Halloween? What are you going to be? What
costume have you decided on? Please let us know text
it in yes, Maria.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
The other thing, though, is whatever costume that I pick.
I have to be ready to be purged in, So
I would say the angler fish is very solid.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
You know, for the purge being such a problem, you
bring it up a lot.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
You really tee off everybody.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Why she's like throwing fuel on the fire consideration I'm
going to be purged in this Like come on.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Okay, well that's not what I meant it, And like, hey,
we should take this into consideration for the costumes because
I gotta be purchased.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
That's true. You don't want to we don't want a
hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yes, asking for it? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Urge is also happening on Friday. Details will be coming
throughout the week.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
It's time to drk out.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Oh my god, what one of the most iconic series
from the eighties sounds like the eighties Transformers Hu will
be coming back to us.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Fingers crossed.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Everybody cross your nerd fingers because we have a collaboration
of Foot that could be one of the most amazing
things to happen in our adulthood.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Foot collaboration, Transformers and g I Joe could be coming
together for one of the greatest collabs of all time.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
And Michael, I love follow me when I say this.
It's going to be adult themed.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
So remember how we were talking about Remember how we're
talking about the last ronin and now it's very adult,
very aggressive, very bloody.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
They're going to potentially the rumors.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
The rumors are saying they want to do an adult
mash up between Transformers and g I Joe.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
My God, is g I Joe gonna have sex with
the car?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I really hope not. That sounds paint adult is a
love story. It's not a love story.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
It's suddenly very interested in this movie.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Ma'am.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
You want to talk about a human robot war is yeah? Serious?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
This is that sounds like human robot peace to me?

Speaker 4 (45:40):
That sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Meg Love not wary.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Always they always try to make these movies pg.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Thirteen because so they can sell more tickets, But like, hey,
maybe you'd sell more techs.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
People are going to movies anyway, the kids. You sold
all these toys too. We grew up watching the Saturday Morning.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Cartoons, just iconic times in general. And I don't know
what needs to make this happen. I'm saying should. It's
a speculation. They're talking about it, they're kicking it around.
I want this to be official.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
That'd be awesome. I just start making all of them
are rated.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Like, let's just just kick them all up, and let's
make them violence.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
And also make them a little gay. I want to
see him kiss.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
We want the same things you guys, we want more
R rated themes in our movies.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm making them a little gift.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I'm not saying that in the world of g I,
Joe and Transformers, inclusion is not going to be a
big part of this is probably gonna happen. But you
want to see a lot of people kiss.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I want to see them smooth.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I saw over the week kind of a clothing brandy
or a store. I guess because somebody had a bag
on Michigan Avenue that said K I T H was
the company.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Oh yeah, I thought about John I will set.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
You a picture.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
She loves people, make them kids.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Yes, but this, when I saw this, I was like, Okay,
we need the speculation to stop.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I just needed to have.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, just make them kiss.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
And you haven't You haven't watched The Boys yet either? Right? No,
so have you watched the Boys?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
It depends on which your boys. When you speaks all that,
I'll watch the Boys.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
It is the Amazon Prime series about the defunct group
of superheroes that are actually villains.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I've seen bits and pieces of the boys.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Okay, I gotta go. Maria is beyond non focused kids,
get your final text in text time is on the
way eight four, four, nine, five ninety five fifty mark
what's that number for?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Four ninety five five? It's all those holloween.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
It is the morning mosh pit, and we absolutely love
hearing from you, which is why we love text time.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
That's right, you can always text to us. I'm not
sure what that voice was. Never bought it. You can
always text us eighty five fifty.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
As a matter of fact, you can text anybody throughout
the whole damn day.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Let's go over here to the sixth to three.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Oh, I hope you guys know you're the realist morning
show on in Chicago FM stations speaking about real things
like the.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Inevitable humans versus robot war. Hell yeah, very real.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Unfortunately it actually Hey.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Shout out to Joe, our buddy. Joe finished my fifty
third trip around the Sun yesterday.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Here's the fifty three more birthday, Joe. We're talking about
Halloween costumes of Friday night. We're going out to the
Halloween Bash.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
The Haunted Halloween Bash at the Congress Hotel and Maria, Yeah,
you're trying to figure out costumes.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
You said you're gonna go to Spirit today.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yes, this texture says be prepared for Spirit to be
picked through four days before Halloween. Yeah, best to head
your expectations and probably unwrap the Angler blow up costume
you have and make sure it fits and hits.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
And don't worry.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I've also bought a secondary backup costume already.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
You're not gonna believe what she bought it.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I can't give it away because even if I don't
use it for Halloween, something in the studio, I showed
you the head that I bought.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
No, yeah, yeah, buddy, that's gonna get here before Halloweens.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Have options.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I can either use it for Halloween, which would be
hilarious to be or I make some content in it
in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I pray for the Angler fish.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
In the Rock Report today, we're talking about Axel Rose
was singing the first three songs at a show in
Buenos Aires and his headset was messed up, so he's
only hearing drums and he threw a fit on stage,
throwing a microphone into the drums and stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Rassing for him, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
You would get Why are you act like a child?
You're you should just let's go to the text here.
Actual Roe shouldn't be mad at anything. It doesn't make
a difference if it worked or not. The guy sounds terrible,
to be honest, the fans should be mad at him
for spending their hard earned money on crappy vocals.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
That's actually true.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
I'll bad.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, if you want to get your texts in eight fifty,
can send them right in here in the studio.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I'd say for four nine, five, five, happy all week?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Okay, around an email.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
We get so excited about like things we're doing on
the show that she's literally writing an email about an
idea to the boss because it's such a funny idea.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
We've got a show to do. It's time to talk
to the people.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Hold on, hold on, yeah, I won't push you around
to match Box twenty well.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
I will nailed it. Will Two things before we close.
The walkie talk back is always open. We do preach
about the text messages a lot. The walkie talk back
is always open, and we got a very nice message
from our friend Dustin.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
Good morning, marsh bit the greatest morning show to have
ever lived. Reporting on such a awesome crossover spawn from
a comic book series in nineteen eighty seven is the
news we all wanted to hear this morning.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Great job, Gas, Rock Own, have a great day.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
The crossover event is the potential for Transformers in Gi
Joe to get a new series. I believe it could
be a comic book, a movie, and much more. And
it's going to be adult themed.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yes, Maria, hey, Dustin, Oh yeah, that's a man right there.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Is my first question? And my second question is could
you please tell us to rock Own every single day
for the rest of our lives?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Dustin, So, Maria, you just got a new job, and
please check in with us regularly.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Maria's mws.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
And this is Dustin.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Maria's muse And then one thing more important than myself,
It is Mama Marius's birthday.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
What.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, you should.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Have started the show with this. I would have loved
to be giving Mama Mary's tributes all day.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Well, there's why we're saving it for now. Went well,
she was sleeping earlier. The best for La. Thank you, Michael,
Thank you. I can't wait to meet her. By the way, Yeah,
you're a you're a cool dude.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
People don't.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
People don't know us that well, right, they know us
from what they know off there. I can tell you
Mariss is a great dude. And so you're taking and
so your mom mould be awesome. She's she's amazing, she's legit.
She's one of the driving forces and the reason I'm here
in this studio right now because she convinced me to
come home to Chicago school.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
She did.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
She'll meet me and then convince you right back out
of it, just like this. We can't have this.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
But no, I want to say, happy birthday, Mom.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
I'm happy to celebrate with you every year and throughout
the year because it's not just a day that we celebrate.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
We celebrate Mom all year round.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
It's a happy birthday, Mama, Maress, Happy birthday, Mamma Mariss.
You should be new music boy here.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
For your mom's birth You want me to play, that's
a good idea.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Would you consider this a world premiere? That's very special.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I've heard Okay, breaking news world, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah, let's get it.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Breaking news.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
This is brand new music on Rock ninety five to
five from upcoming independent artists Bonus Jovius shortly pronounced Bony Jovi.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
This is living on a prayer.