Coffins, Casseroles, and Corporate Slip-Ups!

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, we dive into the chaos behind a leaked recording of the Campbell’s Soup CEO. We break down why almost half the country wants to ban green bean casserole from Thanksgiving and why more Americans than ever plan to let restaurants handle the holiday. Nerd News and Rock News bring the heat, and we wrap with the wild story of a Thai woman who started knocking from inside her coffin during cremation prep.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
My cat's back. Wait a second, that's such good news
cat which one gin gin?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, Jinny had escaped out of the house on Sunday,
And the thing with cats, I don't go that far.
I think even in the wild, like little cats like
that only go two miles their whole life.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
So I know she was around, Yeah, I just didn't nowhere.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So I was gonna give it twenty four hours see
if she just turned back up, which she didn't. And
then I was really getting worried. Yesterday I saw me
print out posters and stuff. I posted everything on Facebook too,
and Twitter and Instagram, all the things you start to panic.
I was like, well, because I knew the winter weather
was coming to I didn't want her outside in that.
And then Thursday is obviously going to be freezing, so

(00:56):
it was like nope, baby. And then yesterday home and
so like I'm on the top floor of my it's
a house, but like it's split into apartments. Yeah, so
I'm on the second floor and there's like the first floor,
but then there's a basement like garden apartment thing, and
down there there's also like old bikes and old storage
that my landlord.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Has down there.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
She was back down in that like garden basement part
in the corner behind those bikes and had trapped herself
back there and was too scared to like me ow loudly.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And I just had a feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
She was there.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I just like knew, but I had searched her for
her there like the day before, and then yesterday when
I was there, I literally stared at that spot for
probably ten minutes before I could even see her. Interesting,
and I was just calling at that spot hoping I
could see her. I was like, I know you're there.
This is the one hiding spot that makes sense. You're
not gonna go much further than this because it's right
at the house, and to go past this you'd have

(01:53):
to go buy garage doors that open loudly, dogs, cars,
et cetera. And so I'm like, like looking like a
crazy person, going girl gen girls, just like staring at.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
This bax of thing.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And then I see a little flash of movement and
I'm like, that's got to be her. And then I
see her eye like she pokes her eye out, and
I was like, Ginny that you just like, mom, Mom,
Well I can't get out. It's I had to like
figure out how to get her out of the bikes.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Cats are sneaky too. I'm surprised she couldn't slither out somehow.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, not sneaky.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I say, you ever done something and you got stuck
one way? Well I have. But these cats, some cats
are little.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Could do that.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Her personality dipe in who she is. She's not she's
a clunky baby.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm stuck.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
She just was screwed. So I had to free her
from the bikes. And then as soon as I got
her free, she just like ran the Okay, thanks, but
she ran to like a corner area fence where I
had to like go through a bunch of like BlackBerry
bushes to get her.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
That was fun.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, I'm glad you found her.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
This is the morning mind, You know, this is what
people feel like with.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Toddler's probably, except it's every day.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, and like a human life.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So if something goes really bad, you can't live with
toddler outside.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
For forty eight hours. You can't just go to work
and go bad. They stay around, but they do let
them nap. In Scandinavia, outside it's really cold and I.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Could put it on a leash. Probably shouldn't call it it.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's a cat. You can.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I was talking about my toddler.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't call it you.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It went up to the cloud and you can't get
it down. For nobody understands the cloud. It's a mystery.
Here's weather on what oh eat or wet? Anybody who
has these on cloud shoes, you know, just whenever they
get wet for the first time, they squeak, no, squeaky squeak. Yeah,
there was the lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I remember the lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, walking in today, kind of wet and rained all night,
but gonna be just cloudy, not a lot of precipitation
the forecast for today. And then it all goes to
hell in a hand basket, ladies and gentlemen. Wednesday high
of forty five, Thursday high of thirty two, going to
be windy as hell both days. Friday's sunny with a
high of thirty two, and then a snowstorm moves in.

(04:14):
Saturday ninety percent snow high of thirty two. Sunday seventy
five percent. And I think that's not actually the percent
that it will happen. That's the day, that's the hours
in the day because as I pull up Friday, it's
starting at six am all the way until ten o'clock
at night. It's going to snow. Yeah, that percentage thing
is weird. Like yes, so that's what looks like for Friday.

(04:36):
It just once it's on, once they turn the that
spic it on, we got snow, Hey, Maris yoh.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
On Thursday, yes, you know, when it's a high of
thirty two. I was wondering if you would like to
get up really early and go stand outside for multiple
hours on end.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Absolutely should we invite Michael? I think so all right, No,
I'm out. He's actually really he's going to do more
standing than we are.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but does say Thursday is supposed to
be just very windy and cold, so at least that
at least there's that.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
You ever have that wind catch you between a button
or a zipper and you missed a spot?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Never until I moved here did I experience that wind. Yeah,
that is a win.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
We should also make Michael interact with people.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I think I should just have to do the whole
thing and like or like board shorts in Hawaiian shirt exactly.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yes, everybody, if you missed any references, we're hosting the
Chicago Thanksgiving Parade present FORBST Mazars.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
We're gonna be on CBS two and Pluto Forbes Masars
is fun to say Mazars say it correct? How do
we say?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
What's the proper FORBS Mazaars?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
FORBS Mazaar something that it's time to dark out to work?
iHeartRadio music. You should know.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
This, Nerden music wrong running up.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
The Heill tracks, I'm put in the specialized heart track
for running up the bill.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That there was a production attached to the front of
the song.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
And that's the strangest thing.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
And I listened to about six of these tracks and
I was like, Oh, here's the one I want.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I wasn't that. Stranger Thing.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Season five kicks off tomorrow as Volume one will drop
on a blackout Wednesday. That's gonna be four episodes. The
next three episodes are going to come out on Christmas,
with the season finale coming out on New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
This has been a.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Nine year process for Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
For five seasons.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
We're looking at our characters who have actively aged into adults, yeah,
playing teenagers, yeah, and they do not look like teenagers anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
There is a zone as.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
A twenty something adult like you can still kind of
play the teenager.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's gone.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
They're grown up because they're like in their really early twenties,
they should.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Still look like we have a question. Yes, do they
not grow up in the show. They do, like time
moves on. Yeah, it's not a ten year they look
older than they should be.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
The first few seasons were pretty succinct in what was
going on. And yes, they what I call started as preteens.
Now they're in high school as teenagers. Is Hawkins is
dealing with interdimensional issues with a demon named Vecna and
the world is about to end. That is just like

(07:53):
the most basic you would yeah, okay, I'll good on you.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know, to treat them.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
But this is just I want to call out the
streamers because they took way too much time in between
these and I know they wanted to write and make
it perfect, but the optics of it, it just looks differently.
We've watched all of these actors and actresses actively grow
up to become adults in front of us. Right now,
one of the characters, his little sister. She is actively

(08:21):
in her twenties playing a twelve year old you know
or something along the side stop stop that ander.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
The characters over there, yeah, and just say make them
look younger.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
And I bitch you, have you considered running for political.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I say all that bitch about it. I'm going to
be locked in. Stranger Things is a fantastic one of
the best things that Netflix has done, and I'm very
excited to see that they let a series finish its
run and give us the entire story. So good on Netflix.
Excited for this. At some point in time, I'll watch
all those episodes, but we'll.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
See Millie Bobby Brown, yes, married to Jake Bunt.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Please. This has been an iHeart Radio special.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Absolutely not never mind so much money.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
No iHeart intros needed here. I can handle this part.
I'm marriage with the morning mosh pit and we will
be mistake free for the next three minutes. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Set me up that I have confidence in you, Michael.
Let's do some rock news, uh coming.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
It just came out of podcast with Jack Osborne that
Sharon wanted Ozzy to record duets with all female vocalists
that asked from a wine house. That's awesome because she
said that he loved he didn't like rock music as
much as we think he did. Okay, Jack and the
step brother I guess Ozzie's eldest son from a different lady,

(10:04):
do a podcast together and they were talking about their
dad's favorite music, saying that he really only liked AC
DC and Guns and Roses in Black Sabbath like. Other
than that, he really liked eighties and eighties and eighties
female artists. Some of his favorites included Winehouse Adele. They
said he really really loved Adele because of her vocal range,
and he really had a heart for melodies.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, which is kind of.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Interesting to think that Ozzie had such a wide you know,
you sort of think Ozzie is just like metal right
rock and metal right now. He's really a good musician.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Even what he brought to rock and metal was a
lot of melody. I mean he's not shouting. I mean
when he does, don't them to microphone, it's pretty melodic.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, like that's a whole like phreeze.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm just thinking of a mashup between Adele and Ozzie
and what that would even sound like probably be pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Contrast.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'd love to have a rock record from Adele because
I think she could do it, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, she had her song Rolling in the Deep or
whatever it was that was played on Alternative Sanctions and
a certain yes because I was on one and I
couldn't believe it. But I was like, wow, this song
is crossing every boundary there is. Yeah, I knew she
could like do it, you know what I mean? That
was like a chorus girl version of like rock.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
No, but she could do rock.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I bet like an evidesent style, like.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Like a medallic style, like go heart Adele, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Speaking of ladies in rock, Taylor Momson opens up about
battling substance abuse. She was on the Call Her Daddy
podcast talk about how once Chris Cornell passed away and
then her friend and producer Cato, I'm gonna mess this
up Kaha Wala passed away. She said, quote it was
one giant one two punch because they were not that
far apart from each other. I went off the rails.
I didn't handle it well. I got very very into

(11:46):
substance abuse and a cloud of depression I couldn't shake.
I had to make a conscious choice at a certain
point where I was either going to go live or
I was gonna die, She said, I'm lucky. I chose
to live nice.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
We're lucky too, yeaheah, No.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Jam myself, I had a lot of talent. Yes, and
Lenny Kravitz had some dreadlocks ripped out at a concert
by a fan in Brisbane, Australia. Oh my god, he said,
quote on Instagram. So when I went out for Letlove Rule,
a very excited young lady pulled four of my dreadlocks
out of the back of my head. You know how
hard you have to pull to get those out of
my head? Damn baby? Yeah, yike, that feels super painful.

(12:21):
Her old rock news and the concert calendar does head
over to rock night five?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Fine, And no she didn't. She did not shake those
guys all night long. You hear all that enthusiasm az
DC has. That is not the sound of men that
have been up all night. Given it, they're all They
shouldn't be able to move, they should barely be able
to speak. They should be only able to say water

(12:48):
and ask for the glass of water after see what
you're saying.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
But it could be a reflection of a later date,
you know, like it had You know, No, I don't
so like they're regaling about it after the fact after
they recovered.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, all night long, but it was all night and
it went on all night long.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Are you assuming that this song is being sung the
evening afterwards because there has to be a rest period
at some point.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yes, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Can get into that universe. It's more imus be on
Rockgniting five five Mike Boy.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Somebody stepped in some poo poo. A lawsuit filed in
Michigan last week alleges that Campbell soup company executive made
offensive comments about Indian workers and said the company's products
were poor were for poor people during a conversation with
a former employee, who, by the way, recorded it and
has put it out. The executive's name is Martin Bally.

(13:40):
We may need to play this twice because it's kind
of hard to hear because he's swearing in it and
it's secretly recorded. But Maris, let's hear some audio. We
have poor people. I don't buy it's barely anymore, even
a soup. I look at it, bio engineered me. I
don't want to eat a piece of chicken I came for.

(14:02):
That's the boss of the company. Ladies, and gentlemen saying
he wouldn't feed the food to his kids, and the
food is for poor people, and it is three D
engineered meat.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well as poor people, I would like to say, one,
yes it is, and thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Two, I don't really care what this dude's opinions on.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
How did he refer to it bio something meat?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, biome bio, three.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
D engineer, bioengineered me.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You know you said three D printed technicals.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
He's not exactly striking me as a scientist.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't care, but I do if I use a
T and T service, if the CEO came out and said, boy,
at and T sucks, man, this is the worst crappy
thing I've ever used. I'm switching to Horizon.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
By the way, do you think's going to treat you better?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Also, we're all okay, and I believe all three of
us were raised on Campbell's soup.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I also haven't used Campbell's soup outside a creama mushroom
for another dish.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
So yeah, a good point. Yeah, I think we're all right.
What do you think? I think it's funny when people
get stuck in crappy I think it's like.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Old news that, yes, giant corporations turn out food that
is really really bad for you, and we have a
lot of cancer in this country for a reason.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Bees you ready for a little m M P D
and d.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh yeah, I'm ready for a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, let's get it.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Eight four four ninety five fifty We guess weird out.
Tickets up for grabs will be at the United Center.
You got to join us on our quest for Chicago's
finest hot Dog? Eight four four ninety five fifty beat
Color ten?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Is this rock? Ninety five to five? Are we speaking
with Ian.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
In?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
How's your day going so far? It's all right, it's
all right. I just got off a twelve hour shift.
Oh my god, let's get done. What are you mad?
What are you doing for twelve hours? I make boxes?
Oh cool? Awesome? Good man? So fun. Fact, last time
I talked to you guys after twelve hours ships was
with Maria Palmer. Hey and I want to changsaw so.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Well yeah, wait was this that when I was on nights?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh my gosh, I've missed.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You, Maria. I've been came into Chicago.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I'm so sorry and also thank you well You're in
good hands today.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Thank you. You you create many bad jokes for me.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Hell yeah, you are all set, my man, because you
got the weird al Yankovitch for the torture we're about
to present to you in the form of a morning
mosh pit.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Dune Is and Dragons. Maria. Yeah, I'll find recap from you.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
And have played dan d before.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I have not, but I am learning how to do it,
so I have a pretty god understanding.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh, this is completely different, so you can just throw
that entirely out so last time, Yeah, this is just.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
A completely different thing. I don't know what it is anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Last time on MMP Dandy, we were coming out of
the black hole that Michael had thrown onto the ground
Acme style think of Roadrunner in Coyote and the gang
landed in the dumpster outside of Gene and Jude's either
or of Tim tried to talk to the raccoon that
was staring down Masonovitch in the dumpster. Unfortunately it did
not speak English because it's a raccoon. Marius tried to

(17:24):
climb out of the dumpster to no avail. Masonovitch tried
to jump on Marius's back, to get out, but instead
just knocked him down. He is now standing on top
of Marius, peeping out of the dumpster.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
And this is where we find ourselves today.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Masanovitch's I almost called him, Michael ohing Brad Maysanovich peeking
out over the dumpster, just his beady eyes and oh,
what does he see but a delivery truck backing in,
a massive Cisco truck slowly reversing towards the dumpster, beeping loudly.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
The driver is blasting a d M at full volume. Yeah,
it kind of sounds like that.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Clearly doesn't see the dumpster or the three of you
in front of it. So either or of ian there's
a delivery truck backing in blasting ADM. They can't hear you.
How do you want to stop this truck from killing you?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Guys, Let's go with screaming abruptly and then throwing mares
in front of it. Okay, we're trying to get that
worthy sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I suppose, Michael, you know what to do.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's I'm not kidding you. I roll low for everything.
It is literally a twenty okay, checked, it's literally, Well
this is gonna work though, Okay, Okay, well I.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Died, all right, here we go. I gotta act this out.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Hang on.

Speaker 9 (19:02):
Either or of the Ian sees the truck reversing almost
Austin power style, holds out his arm and goes. But
again the d M blasting in the truck also sorry
for other people in the building, The EDM blasting in
the truck prevents the driver from hearing this, and so

(19:24):
either Or goes to Marius grabs him from under Masonovitch
is feeding. Therefore Masonovitch also tumbles down in this whole mess,
or he's just on the ground in the dumpster.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Now raises Maritius above his head and a feet of
strength reserves for Greek gods.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Marius goes on, are.

Speaker 10 (19:44):
We doing here?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
My guy?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Either ro goes.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Throws Marius at the truck, who then goes into the
truck because the back was open because it's a delivery truck.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
And then you make such a loud thunk and there
that the driver turns.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Down his radios like what is going on, looks in
his very mirror and say he's either or of Ian
just kind of waving outside the dumpster, being like, hey man,
we're back here.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
And thus either or of Ian saves the day and
where will this leave them. We'll find out next week.
We're not going to be here tomorrow or the day after.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
The day after that holiday coming. But Ian, thank you
so much, my man. You we're out, got your weird
out tickets. You're gonna be over at the United Center
on June twenty seventh. For everybody else, be sure to
grab your tickets to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
All thanks to our friends over at my patience.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Her box is heard shaped, well done, Thanks morning, Bosh,
but rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
It doesn't get better from here.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Mikey, that's a good haircut. The new survey out ask
people which items they'd ban from Thanksgiving if they could's
and the top you could.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Ban Jesus from Thanksgiving no.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Exclamation. The one thing that they would The top response
for what they would ban is green bean. Castrole. Listen,
if I'm looking at all the items and I got
to get rid of one, I will say I may
lean towards this and get rid of the green bean.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
This is how I know that there is a large
group of people in this country that has never smelled
or chilling. Yeah, I'm one of them, and I don't
wish it on anybody.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Is it bad?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
It is pig intestines. Oh, and you have to clean it.
And no matter how much you clean it, it's still
gonna smell. It is a very distinct scent and I
will never get rid of that is any part of
my life. But if your life is so bad that
you want to ban green bean castle role, very quick,

(22:00):
shut up and sit down.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Like banning an item, just don't make it. You don't
have to put the scoop in you.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
You can walk past it and Aunt Marge is gonna
be fine.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
But if you had to now have to ban one thing,
I'm banning Chitlin's, okay, and just never see it again.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
But our Chitlin's out of standard Thanksgiving spread for me, yes,
fair enough. I'm gonna say something very controversial right now,
like incredibly, here we go. If I'm getting rid of
one thing on the Thanksgiving spread that I don't like
that much, it's the turkey.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Stop stop it. I was thinking in my head. If
she says turkey, the turkey, that's that's Thanksgiving. How do
you have Thanksgiving without the turkey?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
You have all of the sides instead, Because that's what
I'm here for you know why. I put that turkey
on my plate so that I can look like an adult,
and then I can say yes. Now, I have given
myself access and permission to all the sides that I
want because I put two singular slices of turkey on
my plate.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So you just want sides, no protein. This is like
a concert with only opening accents.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I want girl dinner. I want mashed potatoes. I want
green beans, I want cranberry sauce. I want stuffing. I
want rolls in the turkeys there.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That's all good if I had to get rid of something,
because honestly, a lot of Thanksgiving is I haven't had
a green bean cast role. I don't like it when
people try to make their own stuffing. Just take the
box listen eight fifty. I can't be alone on this stovetop.
Stuffing is really good, way better than any stuffing I've

(23:39):
ever had.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Someone's some dressing in my mom at least see which
I was gonna say, I'm opened anything. I've had really.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Really good stuffing slash dressing depending on who you are
and where you are. Yeah, but I don't know that
I've had good stuffing slash dressing from anyone younger than forty, right,
it takes a while to get that.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's a process.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
And then from what I've seen from other people when
I've had stuffing, it's not season, it's.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Just well, that's why I like the snowtop. There's a
lot of sodium in there.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
But yeah, I'll bump me up. Well, Mama, Maris, I
know you're listening.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Need I need it to go.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
We need a little we need a few skys on
the side. We talked, now, yeah, don't do that. Okay,
Oh yeah, we have our number. Now, yeah we chat.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Matter in fact, let's go to the phones.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
You know what we're We are very short distance away
from Fun to the Head. I want you to win
these Motley Crew tickets that we've got on deck. So
be listening up for your chance to win on.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Rock ninety five to five. No, now here's a bit
only blog. Did you hit your elbow? I was trying
to be quick with the.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Sometimes you're a little too quick for the cocky.

Speaker 10 (24:59):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I've been there eight four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty.
We are looking for you to join us for Fun
to the Head today, for your chance to win Motley
Crew tickets.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's a big ticket.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Tesla's going to be in town with the crew at Crete.
I don't work credit Union one Amphitheater August twenty second.
All you gotta do is be called ted eight four
four nine five, five ninety five fifty. Fun to the
Head the lovely trivia game where you answer questions. Take
one of us hostage. We get shot with nerf cards.
If Michael doesn't break his elbow, We're looking for you.

(25:33):
Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty Michael, what's
that number?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Eight for four nine five ninety five and now Fun
to the Head on rock Teddy five card. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with? Brian? You
are what Brian crazily?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You doing man?

Speaker 8 (25:55):
Man?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
We got this is our last day of work this week.
How about yourself part?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, how's the life of Brian?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (26:04):
Always look the.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Look at it.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
I'm gonna talk caterer. I'm off for today. I just
dropped my girlfriend off at work, so for the day
and I'm off for the week. So yeah, w Attraf,
but I'm looking at most of it.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I love that man.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Let's let's help you out, you're one step closer to
winning these Motley Crew tickets. With Fun to the Head
is the trivia game where you answer questions, take one
of us hosts to provide you a save, and we
get shot with Nerf darts. And the first thing you
got to decide is who do you want to take hashes? Myself,
Michael or Maria.

Speaker 10 (26:41):
I'll take Marisa.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Wow, that's look on the bride side of like, Michael,
do you want me to get the questions today?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I got it? Oh, you got it? Let's do it
cocked up, I'm cocked and ready.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Sure, don't go too quick this time.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I won't. That's what I say. Alright, question number one?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Every time? You mean both times?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Which classic arcade game uses two paddles to hit a
square ball back and forth? My mate?

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah? Correct?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh, I like Brian, he knows pong and in his
life of Brian and.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Balls, which year was the very first Thanksgiving celebrated? That's
a long.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
According to which population?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Wow, remember you do have a say?

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Oh God, we got you on the eighteen hundreds. There
sixteen twenty one.

Speaker 10 (27:50):
I can't remember the year.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
It wasn't it was sixteen twenty one, sixteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (27:54):
Yeah, So what recognized my bad?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's a tough question.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I was going to say eighteen hundreds like the Pilgrims,
my guy.

Speaker 10 (28:02):
Yeah, I think it was recognized my bad.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, we're thinking squanto. Okay, right, okay, And just to reminder,
you do.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Get a save question number three? Which US president made
Thanksgiving a national holiday? Yep, you got it. Wow.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I would not have known that one. I would have
known it either, I mean, like I would have heard
it out to save you?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Good, good on you, Brian.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
One morning you got I got the hard one, the one, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
I think you also just missed another hard one.

Speaker 10 (28:35):
Next.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh my god, here we go. Which US state to
raises the most turkeys? I like these questions today. You get.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
No okay, Brian, you get it saved Brian out Okay, Brian,
So that.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
What happened there didn't have to.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I mean, but thank you, Brian. We do appreciate it. Okay.
But so it all comes down to this one last question,
and he saved to save if he needs it.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's true. He didn't save me.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Want which bands breakout album hybrids? There he became one
of the best selling debut albums of all time. You
are going to Motley Cruz. Why Mark I got.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
So far in the head he got his Motley Crewe tickets.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I missed again? Oh why why? Why?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Just because Brian, you're going to Motley crup Baby.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
You're all set. Testa's going to be in the building
as well.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Over to Credit Union won Amphitheater on Saturday, August twenty second.
Brian obviously got some choices to make, but who do
you think you're going to take with you on this one.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Thing.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
We're still the guys that my grandfriend was celebrating our
one month anniversary on Black Friday.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Nice set, you know what, you celebrate those monumental moments.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
There.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Everybody else who's looking to go see Motley Crew head
on over to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Big thanks to our friends over at Live Nation. Lenny
Kravit's four dreadlocks short today after a fan pulled them
out of his head, while his response, damn, baby, it's
just like you gotta pull hard all these things. Lenny

(30:29):
is just so chill. But I would have been made.
I would have been to we have four random bald
spots in them. Back full stop touching people.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, but you're not going to pretend that there wouldn't
be a little part of here that's like, yeah, they
just want me so bad they pull out my lots.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean it's Lenny. Have these showed up on the
internet yet for sale?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
She's not selling those.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Have you ever seen Lenny in person?

Speaker 12 (30:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Is he short?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
He's a little guy, but like he is a real
attractive man.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I mean yeah, gets glow around him when he's walking around.
That's how I felt when I saw Beyonce. I was like,
why is she glowing? And my friend was like, I
don't know, She's just her skin, her.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Aura or hundreds of thousands of dollars of skincare exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Hey, if it works. Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
We are the Morning mash Pit and we are going
to be at the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade, presented by four
of us Mazzaar.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Which is a risk for them, but we thank you
for accepting that risk because this is the second year.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, we're gonna have some fun. Mikey's gonna be out
there with us as well. We gave away some VIP tickets.
We still the first year we did the Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Parade we had.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
We gave away our listeners an opportunity for them to
walk a balloon in the float, and some of our
listeners are still doing that. So we got a nice
little tradition here, asked the Thanksgiving Station of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Do you happen to have any jingles at hand?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Do I have any jingles hand?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
You want to hear my Thanksgiving jingle?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
But do bad and Thanksgiving and we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Eat some turkey.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
It's thanks gimmick and we're all called up from murky
from the Green Banks. Dude, the stuffing will be ungrateful
for nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
It's thanks gimming, so.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
That's given thanks.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Did the turkey sounds myself?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
If you can believe it, I say that is the
most Maria sound effect I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Maria's turkey loude turkey or could use a little stuffing,
some gravy. That's just winging it.

Speaker 11 (32:44):
Even I'll admit that was foul stuffing and gravy, yeah,
and then wings and foul also all of yup, I
walk go liro deal.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
It's not good enough to be the main part of
the meal.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You know, I don't think you've had good turkey officially
the main part of the meal.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I know that it is especially holiday, the main part
of the meal.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
And you know what, January is officially the first.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Month of the year. But do you feel alive in January?
Do you even feel like time is passing?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah? In the NFL, it's a great time to be alive.
Are you going to ban January two?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Honestly?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
The question is if you have to ban something from
the Thanksgiving table, you have to ban one item? What
is it? Eight four four ninety five fifty text us?
I said chitlings, but that's a Most people said green
bean casserole. I'm switching mine over to homemade stuffing. Oh, Mike,
I don't want homemade. I just want just stove top.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Okay, banning is also different.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I don't know that I'm banning turkey.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I am banning Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, I want to like Brussels sprouts, but unfortunately I
don't do anything you want to there the holidays y'all
are having.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
If y'all are banning these specific items because front to
back holidays a delay, yeah, we don't miss.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Tell my stomach about it, like half of a pumpkin
pie for the oh, I don't even want to talk about,
don't you dare? Go on? Like the past four days,
I did a little smoky at night and then I
just munch on a pumpkin pie and there you can
get them from the store. They're so easy. I don't
have to make them, and they're so good.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I've also been being bad. You want to know what
I did.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yes, it's Ferrera rochet season, baby, and CBS has tons
of use.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
We're so good.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I went in because I had to get a stapler
to find my cat, and there's a bunch of Ferrara
roches there and I was like, well, in my time
of great stress and need, I could have a little
sweet treat. And so I bought a pack of Frera roches,
not the little one, about oh probably twelve of them.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
They're gone now, yesterday they're gone. I'm gonna get fat
and SaaS.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'm just gonna get all fat and SaaS, and.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I'm enjoying factory meals till Thursday. Five things you almost
certainly need to know. We're going to start with Lenyard
Skinner tickets. Skinner Skinner's gonna be in town with lover

(35:16):
Boy at credit Union one Amphitheater on Saturday, August fifteenth,
and we want you to be there eight four, four, nine,
five ninety five fifty reports coming out to Thanksgiving is
the second worst day of the year for distracted driving.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
So put your phones down while.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
You're stuck in traffic, listening to the iHeartRadio app listening
to our podcast because you love us so much, and
just pay attention to what's going on.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
We want you all to.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Make sure you get to where you're getting on those holidays.
We talked about Stranger Things earlier in the Nerd News
and Nike and Converts have two shoe drops coming. Nike
dunks are gonna have characters linked with silhouettes on their shoes,
and then there's gonna be customized Chuck seventies loaded with
Easter eggs like Radiographics, Hellfire Club and the demag Organ,

(36:07):
which is the main battye in the show that All
drops on December fourth.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
If you are cooking on Thanksgiving and you want to
keep all your food warm and you don't have enough
up in space to keep everything radiating, put it in
a cooler.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
The cooler works in reverse, so.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Inslation what you want to do is put your hottest
item on the bottom to provide heat for everything else,
and then place tiles in between everything else so you
don't mess up the rest of your food. And I
needed this hack about seven years ago.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I have never thought about putting warm food in a cooler, right,
it's just insulation. I always think a cooler it is.
They need a new name for coolers warmer inslator. And then,
in the most festive way, if you're in West Valley, Utah,
or traveling that way for Thanksgiving, you might get a
chance to see a Ford Super dudeup trip with twenty

(37:04):
eight thousand Christmas lights on it. Wow.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Reed Taylor and his family got together to string up
one point eight seven miles of wire to get all
these lights going. It took about twenty hours for them
to get that done, and the lights are only going
to last for about sixty hours, which leads to questions
of where you're driving and how obnoxious are you on.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
The road, my man?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Because I like seeing it, but it just I don't
need that blinding light.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Some people driving around where their jeeps are all decked
out and Christmas lights and stuff looks like a lot
of work.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
It's great those lights. Don't bother me.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Get rid of the blue slash white LEDs that are
blinding people.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Why are we doing that?

Speaker 10 (37:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I love those. Let's check in with Jennifer. Jennifer, what's
going on? Hey, how are you doing good? Hopefully?

Speaker 9 (37:52):
Good?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Hopefully you're having a good tuesday? Not working to day?
Are you off or are you off this week?

Speaker 10 (37:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh no, I just pulled into work.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Actually, it's serious to you for comprehending that question.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, give it about to be. Where do you work at.

Speaker 10 (38:07):
Jennifer, I work at an auto auction.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh oh cool, nice, give me some of those police seizures. Yeah.
I heard a story one time someone bought a card
an auto auction and they took part of it apart.
They're taking the dash off. Found ten grand cash stashed
in the dash of the car. Yes, I know it'd
be nice. I wish too.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
But you know what you don't have to wish about
it is Leonard Skinner ticket as you are all sat Jennifer,
You're going to be in the building.

Speaker 10 (38:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Absolutely happy to do it for you right before Thanksgiving.
Everybody else, go get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
All thanks to our friends over at Live Nation.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
It is the morning my spit on Rocking ninety five
to five, and yesterday was international marriage stand. I gotta
give a big thank you to Maria and Michael starting
the day the best way possible with some nice surprises.
I'm gonna and I am, and I want to thank
everybody else who reached out to wish me happy birthday

(39:12):
as well.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I do appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
All needs goes well. You didn't think don Tello, I
did showed.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Up for you. It was the surprise. Thank you for
the surprise.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Anyway, the room, you're putting us in a bad mood,
mar didn't. Doris Ferris, you forget to listen.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
Feel the boss stop stop.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
We are bringing it right back up energy op smiles, Odd,
We're alive, a lord.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Awake, enthusiastic.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
We're got to learn about the news headlines now. But
we're kinda given to you with the positive spin. This
is bad news.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Bears class is canceled after a student killed by bush.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Well, how are you gonna have classes? The classes are canceled,
kids are disappearing.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Twenty four year old hunter found dead.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
That's a reverse on the part of the deer.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Probably out there trying to get food for his family.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Were the deer?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
That's true?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
What man missing after a wave pulled him into ocean.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I am always scared of that. You can feel that
pole on your feet, don't swim? Is that life? I
also don't know how it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Deane dies days after seeing his wish come true.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Well that's kind of nice. Well, I mean it's not nice,
but like good time.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
You know what it is is that newspapers.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
NonStop, not NonStop ninety five minutes laughing. People don't ninety
five minutes commercial freeze.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Next laughing More.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
The new weepe from Aerosmith and young Blood is not
getting good reviews.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Whoa No.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
People were saying they were underwhelmed. I haven't had a
chance to listen to the whole thing yet. Oh what
I heard sounded okay but interesting. I wonder how you
can be underwhelmed with that duo. That's kind of what
I think.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
What I think young Blood is more controversial, like listen,
we are we're used to him kind of you know
what I mean? But when I first heard young Blood
I remember not liking it because well.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
He started pop right and he because I saw a
whole thing where they were saying, is it weird? Somebody
was interviewing is it weird to go from pop to rock?
And he didn't. He didn't start out in rock, so
it's kind of enough.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I first heard him he was doing stuff with Machine
Gun Kelly. Interesting, and so that was the first time
I heard him. Oh, yes, same, actually, yeah, and he
just has that very emo voice. Yeah, which you are
either into it or you're not. And if you're not
into it, you are not. Yeah, into it, So I
guess I can't be super surprised.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Interesting, you be a judge, and when we get back
from vacation, let us know what you think. Black ninety
five five, Chicago's rock station in the morning watch Pita Home.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Speaking of that vacation for Thanksgiving, more than half of
Americans are using a restaurant for the Thanksgiving dinner this year,
fifty three percent.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Here. You're here. It's not a terrible idea. All the
cleanups better, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
The cleanups better.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I think sometimes if we're going by cost, technically, of
course it's going to be cheaper to go to a
grocery store. But I would make the argument that with
labor and saving yourself the time, it's cheaper to do
a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
There's situations where you can pick an item that takes
a lot of time and it's very laborers and you
just like, I want somebody else to do this.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I've been pricing out some of these restaurants and I'm
just getting a two like two per you can't get
a one person, so I'm getting a two person meal.
But some of the ones where you if you were
to use a restaurant to do ten people, I mean
you're getting up in the hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Yeah,
I could definitely do that cheaper at a grocery store,
I think.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, yeah, I believe that that's true.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Well, and going to a restaurants different than using one
for takeout. I'm getting it and bringing it home. Yeah.
I learned last year. If you go to a restaurant,
ask the prices on the menu, because some of their
drinks might be forty dollars apiece, and there's the reason
they're not listed. It was simply cider mold. How was
it forty a piece?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
It was a holiday in the big city.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Jesus, Oh yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Those are those prices that they complain about all the time,
and they are correct to complain about them. I like
it too, because, as we know, because of the whole
concept of First Day, I like to uplift our hospitality industries.
And it does really help the restaurants when you buy
from them for Thanksgiving, because a lot of restaurants they
actually lose money on their food and they're making up

(44:03):
that money and their sales from alcohol and stuff. So
this is probably a time where food is actually making
them a little bit of money.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
That's nice about your local businesses. Yeah, yeah, step out,
get some food.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Actually take a break. Let someone else do the cooking.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I wouldn't mind going to a restaurant after bro, now
you're talk Yeah, yeah, the restaurant after your thanks I'm
to go to the.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Bar Monday after Thanksgiving. You can still get the Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
A restaurant should do that, just like Thanksgivings for like
the week after. I would order all the time. Oh
my god, big plates.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Imagine being so sick of Thanksgiving leftovers, you go out
to your favorite restaurants on special Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
He won Chicago Morning.

Speaker 12 (44:53):
Jump In in the middle of ninety five minutes commercial
Free on Rock ninety five five was Tom for a war.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I didn't understand what you said.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
For a second, I heard it's Tom, and I was like, yes, Tom,
who's Tom?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Will it is time from my space? I hope he's well,
I hope so too. He ruined us.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
He would have been a better overlord than Suckerberg that helm.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Anyway, it doesn't matter when we don't get to choose them,
nor will we be be able to choose which robot
is our next overlord. After the Inevitable human versus Robot wall.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
A robot walked sixty six miles in three days straight
into the Guinness Book of World Records.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
All right, yeah, this is a robot, dude, was it? Uh,
that's a huge deal.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Did you deliver a message? Why? Because it's so fast?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Is it the pace sixty six miles in three days? Yes,
And it's the fact that he traversed highways, city streets,
a waterfront area like for a robot.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Okay, I see we're saying like, oh, the robot can
do this.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Rather than the robot not only can go sixty six
miles in three.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Days, which is get smoked by.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I didn't get smoked by a semi also was able
to traverse multiple landscapes and navigate cities versus country versus
the suburbs or whatever in between.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Uh yeah, all while adhering to traffic regulations.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
This he just got in an uber real quick.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
And you know this didn't happen in America because they
would have killed the robot and vandalized the truth like
they did to that one. There was a robot that
was released in uh I believe it originally in Canada. Yeah,
as like a social experiment just to see how fart
would go, and like it could deliver messages back to
the people that like created it, and it was like,
oh well, like robody travels the world and once it

(47:09):
got to America, we like disembelled it, tore it apart
and vandalized it.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It sounds American, What the hell is it? I swear
to you. I'm thinking this is going to be sooner
than not. We're gonna have robots living among us soon.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
What's the little delivery cart guy called like Obi?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Seeing one in the west Loop and there was a
truck blocking the sidewalk and I was like, you.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Stuck buddy, I hope you got ice in there.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
This man backed up across the street, went down the
other side of the sidewalk, probably leaned on his mission,
and I was like you was a crosswalk and everything.
I was like, good, good job, good job. I will
not get in your way over again.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
You know what, this one freaks me out in Particularler,
So what sets humans as apex predators is yes, our thumbs, yes,
our use of tools, but also is our longevity, like
our perseverance. We know, when we couldn't catch up to animals,
what we would do is just tire them out. We
would just walk them into exhaustion because we could keep going.

(48:19):
Guess what robots can now do.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
We'll just block the Sunhow.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
They don't even have real muscles, They never get.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Get them away from their electricity.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
They're not they're powered.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Why would blocking the sun help?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Well, technically, these robots would have to recharge batteries, right,
So if we blow up all the charging stations, that's
how we win. There we go maybe if they can't charge,
but they're going to build their own goddamn charging stations.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Right exactly. It's AI. The AI knows how to do
this stuff. It just knows how to do this stuff.
And guess what, they'll have a number robots to build
them themselves, because we'll have the robot workers.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
And that's how they went the first robot.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable Human
or Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. Happy
Thanksgiving Week. This is our last day in here for
the week, and maybe your last day at work, or
maybe you're already done and heading over the hills and

(49:17):
through the wood Scrama's house. Stay safe, have fun, eat
a lot of food, and be respectful as you can. Oh,
the mosquito has entered the room. There are family members
who like to go and I pope the bear though.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Hi, my name is Maria Plummer.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Well we all serve a function you have to have,
like the drunk and the racist uncle. But Mariy, yeah,
well I guess not for you, although maybe I would
just skip that part. There's going to be worn. There's
got your someone on your table. It's stuff right now,
and then you're like, dude, you can't talk like that anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
It's a cast of characters.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Indeed, you want to know what character I like to
be the stir hand smoker, but also the stir But
you have to you have to walk a fine line.
You know, this is family. We can't burn bridges forever.
We have to deal with these people. So no religion,
no politics, no money. How would you rage bait your
Thanksgiving table? And this is going to depend on the

(50:18):
Thanksgiving table because when I close my eyes, let me
tell you mine, I'm gonna start with mine thanks When
I close my eyes, I'm starting. When I close my eyes,
who is that my Thanksgiving to My eyes are closed?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Well, I have.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Hands over them, got it?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
So you can't see.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
So when I close my eyes, i'm closing them. I
see my father.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I see my mother, of course, but I also see
my brothers, I see my cousins. Basically, I see a
ton of Midwestern men.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
You want to know what I'm saying to rage bait
these people.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
See back in the seventies, oh lord, there is an
artist named Gordon Lightfoot, and he wrote a song called
the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald based on the true
Wreck of the True Edmund Fitzgerald.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
And I only know about this because of you.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
And if I sat at that table, and if I
looked that group of Midwestern men in the face, and
I said, I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
That great a song.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
The table would be flipped, the house would be on fire,
and there would be shouting and screaming.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I don't know that i'd be allowed back in the house.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, so haunting.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
I've never heard it. I was interested what it sounded like.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
It's good, because nothing sounds like it.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
So this is a trash song, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
If I wanted to get kicked out of my family.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yes, we're any honestly Midwestern Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
About you, Max.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
I'm going one in two ways, both involving the Chicago
Bears and my cousins and the uncles. I'm just going
to gauge the conversation. If they're feeling cocky, I'm just
gonna be like, they're not a playoff team. I'm just
going too that.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Not a playoff team.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
And then and then if they're not rolling with the team,
and we're like, yeah, that's super Bowl right there, all
over it all day. So I just got to feel
things out because much like the room, I feel like
Chicago feels the same way. And I just got to
see where I can poke to bear the boast.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I love poking a bear, how about you, Mikey.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I have a meat family. Hello they fish, Oh, they
love the meats, and so I think. And this happened
to me one year. Thank you to that Netflix documentary.
I went vegan for a year, went Netflix document You
ever see those? Was it Netflix? There was all the
documentaries about how bad meat is and they were very convincing,
to the point where I was living in Seattle at

(52:38):
the time. There were lots of restaurants around where I
could go or get food. So I went home one
year and was vegan and boy dad did not like that.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
And Daddy o any toe ferky me his murdered dad.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh my god, he would explode off the tab. We
probably need to go outside and smoke, and he doesn't
even smoke.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
My dad would like open his freezer full of all
the animals, been like, yes, I murdered them.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
No, that would get them all worked up for sure.
My brother's a hunter too, and.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah, yeah, my whole family hun's also.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
But we do want to hear from you, as you
are a perfect troll as well. Eight four four nine
five ninety five fifty text us how you would troll
your family your Thanksgiving party.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Howmever it is going to go.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
No religion of politics, no money.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yes, there are rules to this, be creative, use it.
Those are too easy.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta start because there also has to
be a chance that you're not just stirring the pod.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
You have to commit to the pit.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
If I wanted to go that way, what I would
say is no, I'm not going to say oh boy,
oh no, I said no religion to get this text. No, no, no, no.
Next time is next? Incubis on Rock ninety five to five. Hey, Incubis,

(53:56):
remember you said there was going to be new music
in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
You got five weeks dunk and it better be amazing.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
We know it's going to be good, but we want it.
We want it all the same. What time is it?
Text Dome, Let's go eight for four ninety five fifty.
Remember you could text anybody here in the studio all
day long. We have real people in the studios, what
some might call a guaranteed human numbers. Let's hear from

(54:27):
the eight five seven. Could you guys give my parents
Dennis and Mary a shout out. They just celebrated their
fifty first wedding anniversary.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Wow, that's a congrat two divorcees and a single guy.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
We would like to say happy anniversary.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Cheers too, well done. What's your secret? From the two
one nine. Yeah, there's a Thanksgiving song? Now look it
up on TikTok okay. Also from the two one, it's
my Thanksgiving song? How dare you? Is that yours? The
one he's talking about?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
No, but mine?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I know Adam Sandler had one too, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yes, Thanksgiving but mine is the thing Thanksgiving song?

Speaker 10 (55:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Also from the two on nine, I went from Maria.
The only way the turkey is good is if you
cut up the breast and bread it, like my dad
used to do because he thought the turkey was always
too dry.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
He made turkey tenders, shut up, breaded him.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I just realized we could do turkey nuggets.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Oh what are we even doing?

Speaker 8 (55:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah? We need to do that. Okay, somebody do that.
I'm ordered. I'm not getting enough from the restaurant to
mess it up with nuggets yet.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Duck, let's do duck.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
It's delicious. I don't like duck. Duck is fantastic, flavorful
From the five oh three. That's Portland. I know that
because I had a five O three area code for
most of my life. Five o three guy here, I'm
with Maria on this one. The turkey can go for
the turkey can go. For three years, I've been making
a beef Wellington garlic, mashed potatoes, hurled asparagus, covered in

(55:47):
Hollandaise sauce. You cover anything in Hollanday sauce. I'm eating
it sauce. It's okay almost. Hi has entered the chat
from the seven to seven. If I could ban one

(56:08):
thing from the meal table, I'd ban my conspiracy theory. Aunt.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
No, we keep her there for entertainment purpose.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Say why are you eating her?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Maybe if she got eaten, she'd be less of a
conspiracy theorist because there'd be less of her.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
He was consumed.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Seventy percent of Thanksgiving goers said that they would ban
the green beans. This person from five to seven three
says banning doubled eggs. I love them, but my dad
ate a bunch of Thanksgiving end up just farting all day.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
That's a dad problem.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
And listen, Dad's be twoton kana fart.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Let's see he delicious From the six three to oh
fight Milka. Yeah, I don't know what that means from
the two and Maria's right, like always turkey socks.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
You cannot take the turn out of Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
What's crazy as I can actually do what I want
because it's.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
America shallow wild.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
That's funny. There's a lot of text today. Thanks for
texting us. We just run out of time here, but
appreciate you all of those things.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
The devil is known for his lettuce and his eggs.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Those are the two things you're gonna take away one
of the Devil's best things.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It was a short week, yes, but I still think
we're we did a week's worth of work. Technically speaking,
you're deserving of some ataboys.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Maris kick us off.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
This week I turned thirty nine and guess what Kender
knows now they know I sing this song just fine.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
It's been a Hello week.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
It's amazy ah the boy Mariss it's been a Hello week, Mikey,
short week, buss running through my veins, holiday coming like
a runaway train.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Clock HiT's ten and a free again Thanksgiving weekend.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
Break those changes, the boy Monkey, it's been a hell
hou versus Boykey.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It's been hell of a week.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
My turn off Mondays, gotcha feeling the blues. Another work
week will make you blow afuse, But this week we're
grateful that it's true because our work days are numbered
at two.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Maria, it's been hello, we.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Ho, it's been hell? Why? Why why are you being
step school by math? We've got two workdays to math.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Let me be math.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I din't know. We'll never get anywhere.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Wow, that's really gonna math.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
That's fine. I'll see you on Monday.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
That's that many days away.