Coldplay CEO, No Time Off, and Six Flags

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Actually don't come as you will come as someone else,
put a mask and get freaky on rock ninety five.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Fis you would still like them to arrive though?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh well, I mean that's inevitable. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm Maris, I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What a day today? It happens to be a free
chasaw fraud.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, oh my god, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I cut it in though.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
It feels like it's been forever since we've given a
chainsaw away.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
God a house.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh yeah, I guess it's been like a week, three
weeks because we had Fourth of July, oh my goodness,
and then we weren't here next the next week, and
so this one.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, So guess what this is?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Your solicit eight four four ninety five fifty collars tent's
gonna get a chainsaw wait out the gate.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What a treat this is?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
This is real.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
This is not a test. We're not bluffing. We weren't
playing that for giggles. We want you to win said
chainsaw along with we're going to amplify your summer.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh I can't wait. We got a w tickets, we
got ghost tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
But we're telling weird stories because CEO's got caught it
a cold Play concert.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's the biggest story in the world right now.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So funny. The Coldplay couple, Coldplay corporate couple, right, the.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Three cs you don't want to be a part of.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh we love having no sympathy for shills.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know what else? We have?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
No map Maris.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, I wait to discuss that one. We will fully
explain what no map Marris is. But there is a
queen in our presence, Queen Haley Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And we bend to the knee.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I thought there was like new music or something. I
was like, what are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Both knees bent Williams?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
If miss Williams on Rock ninety five? Fine?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Oh my goodness. The only thing it's gonna settle this.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Call mar loin.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yes, I think we.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Need to talk to Chris. Let's see what's going on
Chris today. Hey, Chris, how you doing today?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm doing pretty good in yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm doing just fine. What do you got going this Friday?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
This friday, I gotta go to work. But maybe afterwards
all cut trees, I think you.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Absolutely Who needs a chipper when you got a chainsall
where you are right?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Where do you work, Chris?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I work for the Highway Department. Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Nice? Where are you going to be at today?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'll be on the side of the world cutting grass
all day.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
All right, man, everybody, if you see Chris cutting grass,
keep him safe to hank okay.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
The chainsaw for the grass. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes, all right, Chris.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
We're going to put you on hold to get your
information because Michael's got some weather to do here.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, if I would hit the right button.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now, Michael, who likes moisture readings way too much.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Push my button, timing would have worked out again today
like yesterday.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We don't need to do that, though.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I don't know why it is.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think it's when I went hush, there's a little
toot on deck there. But we won't do that on
the microphone.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I think that you could.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
No, it's gonna be a while now. I can't do
that all the time. I could, but I won't.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You're saving them for the better day.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, But my toots are all worked up because it's
going to be maybe the most beautiful day of the year.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Today so far.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is that what gets your tooths going?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh my god, are you kidding.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
A sunny, seventy eight degree day where the Cubs are
back in action at Wrigley tonight against the Red Sox.
Magice sitting in the stands enjoying a beer under the beauty. Oh,
you could toot it Wriggly because nobody will know it's you.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
You remember what I told you? Right well, Cubs are
a different team after the All Star break.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Stop that talk. I'm warning you you.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Got sixty some plus games, actually eighty some plus games
to get ready.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I've three things to say to you. What is that
Pete Crow Armstrong?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I can't even argue with that.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Either.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
It's gonna be absolutely beautiful today. Get outside tonight. The
weekend is going to be a bit more cloudy and
more humid, but today, low humidity, low temperature, and shun shine, sunshine, shushine.
And next, I'm so excited for this. We're gonna tell
you what.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, something it was?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
But my notes were stilled out on your own path.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
A couple days ago, you and Maria went to walk
to a meeting downtown and literally got lost after walking
a couple of blocks.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
And why because you you refuse.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
To use maps.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
No it will We'll we'll discuss. We'll we'll let you
know why I'm going by no map marriss for a
little while.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh how hilarious that wrong way is the song playing
into no Maps merits.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's good. Here's here's the thing. All right. We had
our we had our big corporate meeting on Wednesday. What
a party that was.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I needed all that information desperately.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
And me and Marie. I knew me and Marie were
going to walk over.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
We had another gentleman from South Carolina. I heard join
a shout out Ian.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
And I was river north, you're walking for the river,
going across the way.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I've been in this place ten minutes. I've been here.
I know what I'm doing. But how was the weather hot?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It was like ninety five degrees eating down.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
We got a little bit of shade, so I'm feeling good.
So I just naturally pull my GPS out to make
sure I don't make a wrong turn. And when you're
doing walking GPS, I don't get this. It is like
topsy turvy. It's spinning, it's moving, it's going all around.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So I'm like looking and I'm like, all.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Right, what I saw was me walking a little further north.
When I should have just been making a turn west
to get where we needed to go. Thankfully, we saw
Beyonce Fox from V one O three, who was walking
the opposite direction, coming back and going.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Where are you guys going?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
And I was like, oh, you know, we're going to
the party and she's like sure, and I was like yeah.
I looked at my map and I go yeah. And
then I saw my map and I was like, this
isn't right.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Well, on the stupid ass walking map, you'll be pointing
a direction, but the little light light thing or the
flashlight thing in front of you is pointing a different direction,
and then you turn that way and it turns the
other way, and you're.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Like whoyw going on?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Finally, I was just like, okay, look at the map.
Mares don't follow the directions.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Look at the map.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
And I was like, damn it. We got ten minutes
to go back this way. Yeah, we could have been
there already.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
How is Maria during this?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'd just like to point out that I was in
heels and in black corduroy pants and a long sleeved
shirt because, as we've mentioned before, women's winter during the
summer inside it's freezing so I can't ever just shorts
in the tank top.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
And I and the moment I felt bad is when
Maria went and took her hair and would just pulled
it off her neck and just walking down the street,
arms up in her hair, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh, I'm sorry. But also our guy in full suit.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Before we got out of the building, he said he
did twenty nine thousand steps a day before, equally as hot,
and he was like, man, I don't know how I'm
gonna make it, and I'm gonna sweat through this, and
I've got a client meeting later today, We've got dinner,
and I'm just like, I'm sorry, man, I just I
missed it.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I biffed it.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
It was I felt twenty nine thousand steps in a day.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
He didn't want to take any ubers, so he was
heaving enough day, Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
It was that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Didn't make his day any better.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
That day, he learned how to ride the Blue Line
and then was getting ready to call ubers and taxis,
but it was surge pricing. Yeah, so he was just like,
I'm just gonna walk it out, and he walked it
out for him.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, that's next time. I'm going to give you GPS
directions in my sarcastic GPS voice.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Three hundred feet, no turn left. I just oh, we'll
just do whatever you want to do. You know your
way around better than a satellite by all means you lead. Yeah,
that's what you want. That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Actually, no, but you know I understand. I'm going to
take it.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
No maps married Yeah, it's a thing.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I'm sorry, Mike. Who got sports coming up?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah, let's do it. Baseball is back. Finally I have
something to do at night again.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Besides no, well, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You ever notice Pearl Jam never released their lyrics for
Yellow Lead Better. There's a reason for that. I'm not
just saying it like that. Does it like that?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Mad?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
You better?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Admitted he literally changes the lyrics when he performs that song,
and he changes the meeting of it. You know, all
he needs the music. We recognize the song, no one
knows the words anywhere. We can't understand what the hell
he's saying. It's the morning mash been on rock ninety
five five bucks? What'll be doing? Spoll my favorite?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Before we jump into it too much, I just saw
we just saw on the news off the air here.
So the Savannah Bananas are playing at playing Rayfield Rayfield, Yeah,
and it's sold out. Ben sold out tickets are absolutely ridiculous.
But right now, through a White Sox charity, you can
go buy tickets for ten bucks to the charity, you know,
all the tickets, and then.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
They're going to raffle off some tickets.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
So there's still a way to get in and not
pay seven hundred dollars a ticket.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
That's nice, Murray, are you familiar with event you would
like to do?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh? Yeah, I am very familiar with the Savannah Bananas.
They're all my boyfriends.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Right up your alley. Yes, some dance and some bananas.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
What uh?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Baseball's back, Maris. Yes, it's been a drought. Yeah, the
All Star Game's fine, Homer Derby's fine, but man, I'm
ready for some real baseball.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Go Lee oh boy.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
On the beach.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
So yeah, there's a screen on next to me and
they're doing there's like seven hundred babes doing pilates at
the what is it Oak Street Beach right now?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
And holy moly, I mean talk about sports.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So, Michael, is what I would describe as pure nervous system.
He reacts to emmy and any stimulus with no restraint
or control.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh my gosh, Maris, did you see the up dog?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'll don't, don't, don't, don't ask what it is?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, don't.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, all right, fine, okay, back to sports.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Here we go. See what's up dog? Nothing do you?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Jude?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
By the way, I have a note next to me.
Oh my god, I just wanted to do this all day.
This as a paper that says updog. You had to
write it down forget.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh my god, I was wondering.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
What that one? Did you?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
What did you think when you saw it written down?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Did you think? What's up?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Time?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, all right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Cubs are back in action tonight at regally or not
even tonight? Today one twenty game afternoon game. Get out
of work, leave work early. It's gonna beautiful day for it.
The White Sox are in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Game time five. There we go.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Also check this out real quick. An ex Cubs picture
was convicted of murder. Oh yeah, dude convicted a murder
in the twenty twenty one shooting of his wife's parents.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Oh that kind of crazy wearing.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, Okay, you know what, I'm going back to Oak Street.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Apparently it's a relevant question. So I'm just asking you
to try to help.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And you got on him about Updog.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I didn't get on him about anything.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm gonna work up Dog in one more time.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Somehow, are work Rock at the Rooster in maybe Hey?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
And ghost tickets this next with five Things on Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Five ish things you almost certainly need.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
To know things, things, things, love, things and stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
And let me let you know that Peacock is raising
their subscription price.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Is surprise, surprise, because this is the big trend with
all these streaming services.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, I'm sure the user experience is going to get
way better, and they're offering new and original.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Content all of that.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's going to start going up three dollars a month
ten ninety nine with ads, sixteen ninety nine without ads.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
And if you're a fan.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Or Love Islander, you've been on the internet, you've seen
all the memes about Love Island, and that's what they're
hanging their.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Hat on right now.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I can't escape it.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yikes.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Great news if you're an Arizona resident. As Arizona wipes
out four hundred and twenty nine million dollars in medical
debt for over three hundred and fifty two thousand residents.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Wow, this is a big step.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Working with They're working to forgive the debt with a
partnership and with a group and a nonprofit. Has started
to be funded by ten million dollars of public money
and then was matched by a slew of private donors.
The program targets low income individuals and those who have
excessive medical bills. State leaders say the initiative aims to

(13:41):
protect residents from being long term or financially impacted by
their medical emergencies.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Shout out Arizona, Yeah, Illinois, what you got next to kidding?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Red Lobster. The CEO is on business right now. He
heard you and is introducing three new options for your
seafood boil. You can have original flavoring, spicy flavoring, or
extra spicy flavoring with your seafood bag.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can I get a seafood bag through Uber Eats? I
wonder it might not taste the best?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I mean could do it, yeah, problem.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
But I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
There's also new flavors oh Bang and Parmesan. Then you
can add sausage if you want to bags are being
priced from thirty nine ninety nine to fifty four ninety nine.
I was staying in the food trend because did you
know cinnamon Toa's Crunch is the most popular cereal in America?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I understand.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
And they are adding a bacon twist.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
They're teaming up with Poormel Black Label Bacon to add
a new flavor to a new cereal, the smoky pork
product and dusty cinnamon and sugar. Oh, I'm going to
be fat the rest of my life. I can't wait
to try this.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
We're putting bacon in the cereal like bacon.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Flavor, so it's gonna have like a like like a
smoky and I don't know if I like cinnamon toast
crunch o g.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, we'll be trying to improve a pumpers.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
All I know is I'm going to sacrifice every lining
of my mouth to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Best cereal, favorite favorite cereal, Quick.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Cap Crunch, Mney votes.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Pretty pebbles.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Here we go, And finally, does anybody want to go
see Ghost? I got Ghost tickets? You want to go?
Eight four four nine, five ninety five fifty are going
to be at the All State Arena.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
They with up.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Dog, don't don't don't engage.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm not don't try it too early.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Don't engage.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
We just did this hour waited any longer like it
would have been fine, but you just write.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know what happened. He's all nervous system, he said
to sign again.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I did any react?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I see it?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
What's dog?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Four four ninety five fifty caller ten to see Ghosts
on August first over at All State Arena.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
We want you to be in the building. You're also
going to get qualified for a signed vinyl as well.
Be color ten. It's time to york out. Quick question.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Okay, when it comes to movies, how early do you
purchase tickets?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
What do you mean, like day out?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Okay theater.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, I'm trying to go to one of these forty
X movies and I can't get in and get to
like book a month in advance, but yeah, day.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I've probably I've been about a week in advance when
I know something big is releasing The Odyssey, a Christopher
Nolan movie that is going to be out next year. Yeah,
had tickets open up for you to purchase a year
in advance, and it is selling out theaters in advance.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Now.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Obviously, when you speak the name of Christopher Nolan mm hmm,
you're gonna expect big things.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah. Matt Damon is also in this movie. Tom Holland Tom,
Thank you, Michael.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Like Homer's Odyssey, it is absolutely Homer's Odyssey is the
great Greek story.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I remember seeing the Odyssey on NBC.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
They did you know when they used to do their
own little home movies on Sunday night and it was continued.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I was blown away.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I love Greek myth though since then, so I am
pumped about this. I didn't get my ticket yet, but
it's it's wild.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
See the rest of the cast.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, cast is long. That's why I didn't even I'm
not even going to go into it. It's halfway. Robert Pattinson.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
You know I'm selling out. Ap litt teachers are taking
their classes.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I'm sorry, I don't even know who their classes are yet.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It doesn't matter. They'll buy their class side.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I mean that's like thirty kids per high school.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
But also, like, I love when people say stuff is
dead and then the stuff that's dead shows you that
it's not dead at all.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's just like talk about a classic, right, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
It's like one of the oldest stories around and people
are pumped about it, and I'm I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
As well, me too.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, that's cool. And I saw a Glinton Michael's eye.
He might be excited too.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I'm just reading about it a little bit.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Odyssea says he fights his way home after the end
of the Trojan War.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's kind of fun time. I like movies like that.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Damon's Odysseus interesting. Okay, a short king?

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Is he a short king?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
He's a little guy. Oh, a little compared to you.
I Am not gonna look it up. We're gonna We're
just gonna keep going. Okay, but now I'm excited. Fine, yeah,
my short king to you, you're just a king.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
You and that Damon are both average kings.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
And medium care enough, a little less than average with that?
What is a lion's But what else is new? Michael?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I have to hit where I can.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
Oh sports nast day for a light sweater, enjoy a
nice day for a card again?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Nice stayed thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Sure it is, if only there's a way that you
could get that money.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I think we have a cocky rooster that can handle
the situation.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
Oh, he's dying, kind of like that bit, like he's
trying to give us another one.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Now, how does a rooster produce money?
You may be asking. Don't ask questions, you don't want
the answers. To hold out your hand, close your eyes,
and rock ninety five to five and say thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Rocky is a mythical creature, and we don't ask questions.
He just shows us. When's the keyword?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Come up?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
After eight? Okay, yeah, okay, we'll tease it closer. Oh
what would you do with a thousand bucks that.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
We're so close to Lolla?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
All the things thousand dollars for Lolla police lose a
weekend of spending money?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Be perfect? You know what? I just saw the Chowtown lineup?
What's chow Town? Chow all of the food that is available.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Set up, Probably of any festival in the country.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Taste of Chicago used to take up the entire block
with restaurants like Lollapalooza does. And now Lalla does a
great job with Chowtown to give you that taste of
Chicago experience.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And I love every second of it.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, I keep forgetting that this is Mikey's first Like, real,
you get.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Oh you have four days of wandering? Yeah, exactly, I'm
so excited. So yeah, get that. Really, don't start something.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
I really like cloud Cookie gonna be there, Connie's Pizza,
Chubby Wieners wit one.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Uh is that a place? I neither do a hot
dog review on that dog on the list? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
There's so many, dude, Like, I'm scrolling and scrolling and scroll.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
He's got a reminded of the bitch.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
You can't get me. My brain's moved onto the accident.
Although then be hot, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, I'm assuming you'll do it.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Won the weather will be for lollapalooz. I don't do
that yet, Okay, don't.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
It's actually better to eat hot food when you're feeling hot,
because then it triggers your body's like cooling system because
you're always trying to achieve homeostasis.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
But I don't want to eat it. Well, yeah, that's
a problem, like it's too hot for soup.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, but then if you eat something cold, then your
body tries to warm it up because it's cold and
you're trying to achieve HomeOS keyword.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
By the way, coming up after the clock. You're trying
to win a thousand dollars with Hackey the Roosta.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh did you think we forgot about the walkie talk back?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Absolutely not, so got aw tickets up for grabs.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
His head over to that iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Hit the red button with the microphone. Leave us some message.
We already got some fire this morning. We could use
some more over. We want to hear from you. Yes,
over and out, over.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
And out and out and off. Take your time off,
my god. A new study is showing that less than
half of American workers use all their paid time off
at work. That's me, Yeah, well start taking it because.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm terrified of business. His business is crazy. I don't.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I feel like, if honest to God, this business is
going to be such PTSD over the years that I
feel like if I take a day off, even if
everybody's like, you're fine, go ahead, it's vacation, I'm going
to get fired somehow.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Something you specifically we fight, yes, because you'll be in
here and we'll be getting.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Ready for the show and you're like, oh, I don't
feel good. I'm I go home.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
There's one morning I'm vomiting, and I was like, I'm okay,
I'll make it.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you guys are like god dying, go home. But
it's not fun to be.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
I feel like a lot of people are genuinely scared
if they take off to take care of themselves, that
their job is going to be like, Oh, you don't
care about us. You're just going to go and take
care of yourself. You're going to get some rest, You're
going to be fully functional when you come back.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
We don't need that. We like this.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's essentially what the study says, too. It's confirming that
says a third about thirty three percent feel pressure from
their employer not to use all their PTO. Nine percent
say their employer actively discourages taking time off.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't even think that's it. I think I'm just
said some ethan mark.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, because here they're pretty cool here.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Well it's been also been built into you. I mean,
we've been in this business too, ma'am. Paris so like
you're in a unique situation where it's dope that we
work here and in this cluster, but other jobs in
radio not like that.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Well, you'll come in one day and you'll be number one.
You show will be number one. It'll come in one
day and you'll get a hey can you swing by
the office after.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
And you're like, oh no, And then it's.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
So a bunch of us who are way out of touch.
The jazz is going to be really big next year.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, you're like one, that's not what the survey says.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
But it could happen at any time, and that's terrifying
when you don't live like you know, Mayris, you're close
to sort of family and stuff. Yeah, I have no
family here, Like, what am I doing if I lose
my job? Where you know, it's just a it's a
nerve wreck.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But also a little mental note there should be that
the reason that you got let go had nothing to
do with your vacation days.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, that's that's actually the most valid. Can I still
take them?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I get let go? No, I mean, if I get
let go.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Can I actually yes, they're supposed to pay out a PTO.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
That's cool, all right, We I had a lot of
money coming side note station that we are on used
to be the biggest jazz station. Really smooth jass, no
smooth jass, smooth, no smooth.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
It out, smooth out, smooth jess.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, there we go rocketing, but no, you keep that going,
keep going. Yeah, give me, give me a beat man.
Yeah we're rock ninety five. Yes, in the day, jazz
is old day. But now we wait up a little

(25:12):
rougher again, Yeah, a little tougher.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
So what you're saying is I shouldn't worry about taking
these days. I just need to take them to take them.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Respect your boss is less. They don't respect you enough
to think that you're a human that needs vacation. Respect
them less. I'm so in fighting for the right body.
The Beastie Boys became Beastie men this morning. Much been
on rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Mike, Let's do some rock news, shall we?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Packed with rock and packed with news.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh I love rocks.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
A seventeen year old has been charged in connection with
the terror plot, allegedly targeting the opening night of Oasis
Live twenty five reunion tour.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Hey, the only people that can terrorize Oasis are Oasis.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Right, they do great jobs and the teen, who remained
anonymous due to his age, was arrested last month after
authorities were alerted to what they described as a credible
threat According to the Times, the Welsh teenager researched how
to obtain large knives, kept a list of places to
attack on his phone, and had downloaded an al Qaeda
training manual Visus, which he admitted to possessing in court.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
So he's in big trouble.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Why would you even download the al Qaeda training manual?
Clearly they're not that great at it.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I know, I saw that video of him on the
monkey bars.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
If you're gonna be a terrorist, pick a winner, I'm saying,
technically speaking, sorry, go on crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
They're saying that they he's getting fifty years in prison. Yeah, yeah,
just learned to control your emotions and don't do stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Things like that. But why Oasis, Probably just the people.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's probably like this is gonna be a really big
show click damage.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna throw
it back to you.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Also, by the way, I always like to say, this
is a good reminder there's lots of big events going
on all the time, especially here in this big city.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Head on a swivel, always keep your eyes open.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
And also though you have to acknowledge that there's only
so much you can do, Yeah, you can keep your
head on a still where you're not gonna find a
bomb that's planted beforehand.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Because it is also get out and enjoy yourself. Yeah sure,
I'm not saying, oh no, I don't. I don't like
my ears are personal. I'm always looking.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
No, it's not. We all have the dancety in this room. Okay,
every three weeks, come on.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Bet up in the streets. Okay, this is this is weird.
We've heard of bands canceling shows. We've heard of band's
canceling tours. Steve Miller Bands canceled the entirety of its
twenty twenty five tour due to weather.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh what it's going to rain that day?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Here we go. Quote.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
You make music with your instincts. You live your life
by your instincts. Always trust your instincts. The combination of
extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes, and massive forest fires
make these risks for you, our audience, and the band
and crew unacceptable. So we're blaming it on the weather.
The door is canceledy, that's mass.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Come on, it sounds like some buddy wasn't so chick.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Wasn't selling tickets like I was gonna say, a combination
of our age and our prior success has led to
us not feeling like touring and we don't have to,
so we're not gonna.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
They like started to get ready for the tour and
they're like, you know what, we're tired.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm sleepy.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
So you can get all your rock news at Rock
nine five to five, ch.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Chi it is Rock ninety five five and bon Jovi
all to fitting right now with the story that is
sweeping the internet.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Cold Play out here taking out CEOs. Did you see
this thing? Okay? So at their show, they do a
kiss cam, a very normal event maybe yes, this is
playing a o LaVita baby, and the kiss cam caught
what looked like a very in love couple. Was so cute.

(28:54):
He was spooning her. They were rocking to the music
back and forth, and then he drops a frame. She
turns around and covers her face.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Chris did something bad.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Chris is like, either they're really shy or they're having
an affair. Yeah, it was the second one. They're having
an affair both married and even yeah, both married, which
is the worst part as humans that as people that
also have jumps. The best part is that it was
the CEO and his.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Head of HR. Crazy.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
I didn't know it was called CPO chief people offer
there like that either, Yeah, which is very weird. Now,
the other fun part about this is there's a third
person there with them. Yeah, and like they're speculating who
it is. But like she's just sitting there and she's
just like.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
She's a well.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I don't know if this is a true or not,
but it said I read that she is in charge
of internal affairs at the company, which is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The rumor mill says that it is one of her
employees and that she just got a promotion recently.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
What do you call this dry snitching?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Like dry snitching is if I come out and say
I'm embezzling money.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
They were just caught. This just caught caught in four
K is what you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Four K. Here's the thing. They snitched on themselves. All
they had to do is play it off, just just kiss.
No one is looking at you. I mean, like, wait,
I know those guys they're having an affair. Like No,
if you just played it off and kept it cool,
you'd be fine.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Nobody here right about it?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, but your guilty conscience poked through because you knew
you were doing something wrong.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
It's funny because have you guys ever dated anybody in
the office?

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Yeah, yeah, well my ex wife was we met at work?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh yeah, that's never mind.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, there's better ways than putting yourself in what I'm
going to call a suite and a cold Play concert
and being your most obvious space ever in public facing.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And my favorite is that we just did that study
about how people are so nervous to take their paid
time off because they feel guilty or anxious. Why your
CEO is probably out there cheating on his wife. Take
your vacation. There's no moral implications here.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Also, if you have to report something to HR, they
ain't no better.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Than the rest of us. Your boss tried to shame you.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
He's cheating on his wife. A Coldplay concerts, God, at
least on a Metallica you know, be cool. It's like
when people get like lung cancer from vaping, Like, at
least use cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yeah, they caught up with the person who posted the video.
Yeah it's a woman, And she says her response to
all of this was, quote, play stupid games, a win
stupid prizes.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, yeah, I do hate that everybody's just like, oh,
with Coldplay.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Don't do that. We've learned cheating on their spouses.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
We've learned over the years. What have we learned about Coldplay?
They're amazing, They're pretty good, amazing by the way, I
mean live. I'm not listening to cold Play like in
general driving down the road, probably because it's not my thing.
But I have skipped a Coldplay show and everyone always
comes back and goes, it's the best thing I ever saw,
And I'm like, you love metal, and they're like, it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, but they give theater kid energy and sort of
the best way. Like, I bet that Coldplay creates little
microcosms of their shows where you're really immersed in it
and like feeling all romantic, yeah, and in the fields
and wanting to have an affair with your CEO.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
You know.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Amongst us can't wait for Oasis to come to town
and see what happens at Soldier Field.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Please do something wild, Just do some wild, Chicago.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
I'm coming for you, shil James, Oh boy, what.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
We get that sweet?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What's today gonna be?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
The hour is upon us that Cocky Rooster will have
a thousand dollars for.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You with your next keyword here very soon. We are
the morning marsh Pit and Michael has a story for us. Yeah,
six Flags Great America and you.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Have a national geographic documentary to narrate. Sorry, I don't know,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, are we finished?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Six Flags Great America and Hurricane Harbor Chicago are reinstating
a chapalone policy for guests fifteen years old and younger,
and that started yesterday. This means they must be accompanied
by a parent, guardian or adult chaperone twenty one year
older to enter and remain in the park. Marison, I
didn't really get this, but you said, you're like people

(33:36):
just drop their kids off. Oh yeah, which that's actually
a good idea about.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, just like you guys spend the day at six Flags.
I'll come pick you up later. Here's some money, don't
kill each other.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Ma'ma going to drink something fine.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Is less expensive than childcare.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
But it's also like you have your summer campster are
doing trips to six Flags and all of those different things.
And I don't think there's ever enough chaperones in any
given moment, but there's being an effort made here.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, and also like there's six Flags employees. They're not
babysitters and they're not there to watch your kids.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
I worked at a fair in Peoria, and people would
just leave their kids with us, probably just hoping them
just like like we just don't we.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Drop the kids off everywhere, like go have fun, a lot.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Of fun, and then like they'd be there every day,
so like their parents wouldn't even come and like put
them in our area.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
The kid would just be like, Hey, what's going on?
And I'm like absolutely not. Get out.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Darn you guys in your computers.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, Michael, seriously a vision on us were interrupting earlier.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yes, seriously, I have a couple of little notes here.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
One chaperone can accompany a maximum of ten underage guests.
This policy is in effect until the twentieth, So seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth,
and twentieth all day, and then after the twentieth it's five.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Pm to park close. So what is this weekend?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Someone else told me earlier they were like, this is
the busiest weekend I'm ever gonna have. Uh, what's it?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Is?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
There something going on? Why would they put in an
effect for the weekend. I don't know specifically, but I
think they heard about one of them teams hang on
like a careful careful, careful. We need we need us.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Why are we dropping them off at fares? Back in
my day, you sold your kids to the carnival.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Boy, we just rode bikes to the neighbor's yard, you know,
like you to go find out where your friends were.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
When you didn't have cell phones, you'd see whose bikes
were in the front yard.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, I didn't have friends.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
It was always awkward going and knocking on the door. Yeah,
hey it's Jeff here.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, it's Nathan here, and you come over.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I live in the woods, so can't come out right now.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
They're going to inject people to guess, fifteen and under
found unaccompanied by an adult.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Will be ejected. They're gonna get up fat lit.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
They're going to make you ride the rides without the
safety harness?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Are they going into an adult arrives, They're going to
be like, get out of here.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Now here's a bit only there that time. It's that time.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
We are gonna amplify by your summer with eight amazing concerts,
a pair of tickets to East and we want you
to be called ten, eight four four, nine, five ninety
five fifty.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Shall I name a few? Shall I'll name a few?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Panthera, Billy Idol, the Offspring Coheaton, Cambria Volby Sticks with
Kevin Cronin, Papa Roach and Rise against In Judas Priests
and Alice Cooper. I name them all because I love
you and I want you to win these tickets. But
you gotta play Fun to the Head with us. It's
a trivia game where you answer questions. You take one
of us hostage, where we can give you save in

(36:34):
answer question if you don't know it, and we get
shot with nerve darts if you get it wrong.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
So make it very simple.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty beat Caller
ten to play Fun to.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
The Head and now Fun to the Head on Rock
Ted five.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Chrissy? You are, Hey, Chrissy? How are you today?
I am wonderful. How are you? Guys?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
We're doing fantastic and Happy Friday to you and welcome
to Fun to the Head. This is the trivia game
where you're gonna be answering questions, taking one of us
hostage to provide you one save.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Michael, are you okay? I don't know what you're talking about. Okay,
Michael didn't just shoot himself on the foot. I'm feeling
a little up dog, Chrissy, don't.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
But yes, you can take one of us hostage to
give you a save and answer a question if you
don't know it, and we'll get shot.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
With darts if you get questions wrong.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
All for amplifying your summer, Chrissy, Who do you want
to take hostage today?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I'm gonna take my girl Maria. Yes, Chrissy, please.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
All right, Michael, you got the questions? I do, sir?
All right, here we go. We do question one?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Are you ready, Chrissy?

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
All right?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Who founded Lollapalooza in nineteen ninety one?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Was the founder? My goodness? Five?

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Remember you get one sold?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I got three save?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah? You do? That would be our boy Perry Pharrell
Love James Collection.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah all right, of course, of course I don't.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Once you hear it, right like?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Oh yeah, right, all right, So that's your one save?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
All right? You better be on it.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Christy. Please keep me safe like I'll get you the tickets.
You keep me safe. Oh girl, Okay, but you didn't
sound confident there.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
That's fine, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I'm gonna just prepare myself to say, we're just gonna go.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
To question two and see how we do here. Chrissy,
name am Chrissy?

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Name a band that is playing at Lollapalooza this year?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Any band? Five? Oh my god, there's like a ton
of rapper three, like a ton of wrappers.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
Wh there are so many options, Chrissy, thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I needed that today.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Corn, sorry for Corn?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Five?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, cornh the elephant, foster the people.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I still love you, Chrissy, but I am wounded.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I'm getting out the old underhand pitch here.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Are we three?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't want you underhanding anything.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Which city has hosted Lollapalooza since two thousand and five?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
God damn Capago.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Okay, how are we sitting here? Two out of three?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Two out of three?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, chrisy is your faith? And Chrissy right now?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
My face is red right now?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, Chrissy, let me get one more shot off on Maria.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Hello, I'm sorry, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
The tickets okay, okay, fair, fair, damn question four.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
You get this right, We're going to amplify your summer.
Po okay, no pressure.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Name one early nineties act that performed at the first
Lollapalooza tour.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Jane's addiction.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Hey, well, that.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Reliefs in the logic from the first question. To answer
your question, and we answering questions, and Chrissy's getting her tickets.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Actually I like this gun, Maria, go quiet.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
No, it's not the gun. It's the darts, because Michael
keeps loading these guns with the darts from the gatling gun,
which hurts significantly more.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I know they fly different, But Chrissy, you're getting your
summer amplified with pant Terah Billy, I had an Offspring,
Jimmy Eat World, a Newfound Glory Coheed and Cambria, along
with Taking Back Sunday Volbeat with Hailstorm Sticks and Kevin
Cronin Popa Roach and Rise Against in Judas Priests.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And Alice Cooper.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Damn, Oh, you're the.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Coolest chick on the block, truly.

Speaker 12 (41:33):
Oh, thank you, Thank you?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Is racing? Which show are you most excited about? Oh
my gosh, el Cooper choice choice. That's a great performance
right there.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Hey, Chrissy, what is a band that's playing out Lollapalooza
this year?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Corn?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Yeah, right, Winsons and you learn things here in Rock
ninety five mission.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
And we retain you mean up Dog's not playing it
Lola this year? Who's up Dog?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Not hy not great.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
New dog?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
That's always what's up dog? And our house?

Speaker 4 (42:15):
All right before we go too crazy, everybody else that
wants to get down on any of these shows head
on over to ticketmaster and or live nation dot com.
And no, we got a keyword coming up for you
so you can get a thousand dollars from Rocky Rooster.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Did you see those guys next weekend coming to town?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
I just seen if you're awake Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I'm silly.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
How dare you mock such violence on Rock ninety five five?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I saw Merits just go what did he just said? Like?
The look was what.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Did he just say?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I was like, sir, what this is not nineteen ninety one?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
We do not joke about such dark things on Chicago's
rock station.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm your dark thing.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
What we do, do, haha, do do is keep you
informed of the news headlines, But do we need it away.
That's uplifting and positive. And the corporate told me to
put a positive spin on the news headlines and didn't
offer any extra creative helper money.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
So at the.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Paper, what why why are you doing what the corporate
shill say? You always fight against them.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'm doing exactly what they say. It's called malicious compliance
and marist it's attactic. This is bad news. There's dentist
accused of fatally poisoning wife. Asked daughter to create deep
fake video of mom asking for chemicals. Daughter says, whoa,

(43:58):
that's horrible.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I don't know why you think she didn't wasn't.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Gonna snitch, but talk about a family affair.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Hey, so I killed your mom? Need you to make
a video for me?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Missing dad found dead behind recycling plant.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
So we're going for the parents today.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Okay, woman finds cat cut in half on her lawn.
I don't Yeah, No, four year old accidentally shoots mother.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, well that's that's an accident. That one's not so bad.
I mean it's bad, but it's not so bad.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Just a little matricide for your Friday. And all of
this what you call it, It's called matricide's when you
kill your mom. It's just bad news.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Oh my god, we're gonna be commercial free neck on
Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
And speaking of creeps and weirdos that don't belong here
on Rock ninety five to five, Mikey, would you like
to take it away?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I just got my headphones plugged in. Oh gosh, all right, yea.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
I have a small window, and you just dive out
of it every time we get ready to do something.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
That sounds very familiar, diving out of small windows these days.
You had a cold Play concert right now.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Maria is always telling me to dive out of windows.
Let's tell you what's going on around town this weekend.
There's actually some really great stuff going on. If I
can find my notes here fish tonight the United Center.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I'd be prepared.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Do we like fish? Are we fish people?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I'm not really a pescatarian, but yeah, it's very grateful dad, right,
I've heard if you fit fish, So I'm okay. I
I don't like fish.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, spoke some reefer and watch fish Colt following. Sure, yeah,
cool enough, So.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
It'll stick tonight around the United Center drowning pool.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Spell like patruly, it's not my favorite flavor.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
It feels like I'm a teacher watching a student doing
his homework in class. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Starts, I get it done. Hold on just a little longer.
Let's see now I think this is I'm Maris. I
don't know if I'm saying this right.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
The Arcada Theater in Saint Charles, Arcadia Arcata is there?
I a no just our Arcata or Arcata anyway? The
Arcada Theater in Saint Charles drowning pool. They're letting the
bodies hit the floor down there.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Tonight, Wow, janitors around.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Uh tomorrow night, Maria, you will be at this show.
Just leave her alone.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Uh No, I was gonna say, like, high five you
and stuff, but don't touch her. I don't want to
encourage people to say high If I was there, I'd
say high five panthera Tomorrow night Tiinley Park.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
And then this is kind of cool. A band that
I kind of grew up with, a band called Emery.
Have you ever heard of that?

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Kind of like I wouldn't even call them an emo band,
just a sort of alt band. Yeah, the adjacent They
are playing on Sunday at the West Chicago social club. Nice,
kind of cool and of course, as we know, elite.
Oh well, I guess they're not doing that doing it.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
They're coming up yeah next week. Yeah yeah, yes, because
they're done for the week. Yes, yeah, okay, yeah yeah.
I thought you were going into the Cubs. It was
gonna be like, come on, guy, Now, that was where
I'm heading now though, Cobbies are.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Back at home Wrigley Field against the Red Sox. I'll
tell you, I was walking around downtown yesterday. A lot
of people wearing Red Sox stuff around here.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
I gotta if you wear, if you're a Cubs fan,
wear all your Cubs stuff for the next three days.
We got to try to drown them out.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I only wear black socks, nobody. I never have to
worry about matching.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I want to give you a bill, but I don't.
At the same time, you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I don't need it.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Do you ever wear white Sox?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
No? I actually don't.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I haven't worn white socks since I was a child.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Same. Yeah, strangely, get out have some fun this weekend. Today.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
The weather's gonna be phenomenal tonight, I say, the best
day of the weekend. Go out and just do something
tonight like seventy five and clear Skies.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Okay, crazy, and now we're going to play the Locusts
all of gosh Chicago.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh my god, Hell, it's gonna be beautiful. It's gonna
be rats or more rats like Michael. Thank you for
blessing the weekend. There wasn't since here.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Oh we are ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock
ninety five five is the morning mash Pit.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Thanks for joining us.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
And as a thank you, we have a e W
tickets to give away with the walk you Talk back.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Hit that red button on the iHeartRadio apps a little microphone,
hit the signal.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
And record a message for us, or hit the button
record a message for us, and you got.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
A chance to one of those tickets.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah, And honestly gives me comfort that we have wrestlers
like that and people that are strong and ready to fight,
because we're going to need them. In the Inevitable Human
Advisors Robots walls.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
From the front of the Inevitable Human.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Robot War a bunch of laser equipped robots. I've been
rolling around neighborhoods in Arlington, Virginia, mapping cracks, weeds, and
gaps in the pavement again, cracks crack, mapping weeds in
gaps in the pavement like a good weekend. I was

(49:12):
literally about to say that giving city planners information to
help them maintain the sidewalks. Anyone in the community who
sees the role in laser robots are encouraged by city
officials to offer quote traditional waves and other friendly non
contact greetings.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Now we have to be nice to the robots.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah, they have lasers.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
What do you your crack?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah? Just I mean, what happens if you show a
plumbers crack? What's gonna Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
No, laser?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
No, what is the does it show what it looks like?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Is it like it's like one of those little buggies
that go and, uh, you know, deliver food.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
It doesn't look like.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
It does look like it delivers.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
I was expecting it to be flying for some reason. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Well, so they're supposed to be assessing sidewalk conditions that
they can fix the sidewalks, which is actually kind of nice.
Our infrastructure in this country not up to part.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
I'm sorry you said that the robots were what that
what they were doing was what scin kind of nice?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Kind of are you coming around don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
A little bit.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
That's actually even the tone in your voice was like,
you know what, actually.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Let me let me upsell this.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
If we could get those robots to fix some potholes
in Chicago, scan those roads with those lasers pothole robots.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, and see that's how they get you. You guys
are falling into the trap because first they fix our
sidewalks in our roads, and then we're riding on them
so smoothly. You're so caught up and how smooth these
roads are that we don't even realize. They added new
pavement and it goes all the way to the cliff's ledge,
and theyve coyote and road runner in us, and we're

(50:51):
gonna go right off that cliff thumb and Louise style
on the Inevitable.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Even if this was news from the front of the
Inevitable human robot.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, no, that there's oh no, not that there is
a chainsaw in the way, although we are having some
technical difficulties, so we might have a little trouble getting.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
No, do you need a chain sauce sound? No, I
can get it.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
That's what happened. It's a live radio show, My dear listener,
I can't believe they put the three of us in
charge of such equipment. Terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I'm just glad we have little to know over.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Such technology is still not back, but it's okay.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
We're figuring it out.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Yeah, but more importantly, it's a free cher Sauce Friday.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
More importantly.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Saw Friday.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Ninety five fifty. You're going to get a chainsaw. We
want to make sure that you're prepared for whatever weather.
Michael has blessed us with it, and I just I'm
terrified now.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I think it's gonna be pretty nice today. I can't promise.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Anything to do that.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
You think that, and that's what makes us scared.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, that's the terrifying part.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Michigan experiences first tsunami.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I'm just saying, Oh, it could happen.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
You never know, Michael, what's a tsunami.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
A tsunami is when there's an earthquake and the water
recedes and then comes in real strong.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
It doesn't have to be an earthquake real we.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Grow I grew up in on the coast of the
Pacific Northwest, and that was always a thing that was
talking about. They actually had an earthquake in Alaska that
they thought was gonna like two days ago, that they
thought was going to do a big tsunami, but it
never does. What is happening in the world was like
a seven point six. That's a big earthquake.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I'm seeing bigger.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
The fault line over there.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Is what everybody's afraid of. You know what we gotta
do a text time.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm trying to get these text messages ready.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
It's always about you.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
No, we're going to get collar ten for these chainsaws
because they are chomping at the bit right now.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
But we'll get that taken care of.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I want to let you know, Rocky the roosters also
got your next chance to win one thousand dollars on.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
This glorious day. But we call free Jesa.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Right on Jovi, you're not a cowboy. There's metrosexual looking
mfr on Rock ninety five five, sure crude talking about
being a cowboy, although and seeing some cowboys with some style. Yeah,
so yeah, fair it's morty much. But on Rock ninety

(53:35):
five to five, Mikey.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Time for texts.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Some won'll tell you text time. Yeah, that's what we
call it.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Tech aways text us four four fifty get on top
of it here from the sixth to three.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Oh no, no, let's.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Start at the top.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
We're not at a cold Play concert.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
From the sixth three to oh hey, y'all, I heard
yesterday you guys will yet microphone Brewery in Elk Grove
Village for your next Thursday.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
What time wouldn't you like to know? Weather boy? It's
also not next Thirsty today. We don't know in the
day we have the next yeah, yeah, day live.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
We will let you know when we can.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
From the seven to eight see it Pantera, Maria, thanks
for the tickets, Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah, buddy, I will see you there.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Who else is playing at that show? Do we know?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I haven't looked? Now, you guys peek read.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Another text one minute at a time these days, you.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Know from Joe, I agree with Maria. Uh huh, here
we go. Respect your boss is less. Yeah, as I
was forced into work on my days off the next
two days.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Damn the man. Save the Empire. Yes, there's Star.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Wars right the Empire?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
What star Wars? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Yeah, you look like you're going to tell me something
about that Pantherisha, It's not it.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Is it is an Empire records reference.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
You're Empire reference reference?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
All right? Ah from the two on nine Morning Pitt
as a retired teamster, A wise man once told me,
we fought for those vacation days. If you don't use them,
maybe we'll just not give them to you next time.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, use them. Enjoy your life. PS. Cubs still suck
my key, son of them?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Got them?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Your friend skip.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Dog just taking shots at the end there.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
You can always text us eight four four nine ninety
five fifty us or anybody on the station all day long.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Right here on a rock at ninety five five.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Oh, it's snap foo and I'm an arm up.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah yeah that one.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Oh that's who's playing the Pantera.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Snaffoo's a fun name. Snaffoo, Ladies and gentlemen, Snaffoo. I
mean that's right.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
You're still stuck on schoolble.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
How could I not?

Speaker 5 (55:55):
The Cubs are going to take Scooble before the trade deadline.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I'm on a class.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Go ahead, Cups, it's a scible boys.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
It's been another week week week.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah. Not awake, hopefully not awake.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
I don't want to be awake. But we're here, and
you've done some really great work, and I don't have
any extra money to give you or beats. What I
do have is some positive affirmations and if I've learned
anything from corporate chills, that's enough. You're out of boys, Marius.
I would like to hear what your best moment of
the week is, Mikey, You too, Okay, Marius?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
This week I got lost on my way to a
meeting and Maria sweated out all her hair, and so
did the guy in.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
The suit too.

Speaker 11 (56:47):
Boy, Mary, it's been hellavoe a boy, Marys, it's been
a HeLa boe.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Mikey.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
I did two Hondog reviews this week and they both
really sucked, real bad. I don't know why the hell
you can't get the buns right, but they're coming out
on video later today.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
Bad a boy, Mike Gee, it's been a hell of.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
A a boy, Mikey, it's been a hell of Me
and Mars have been on MIC's for a long time together.
Definitely wait for this morning show ever took place and
I got to tell Mikey about some lore of Maris
singing hinder.

Speaker 11 (57:37):
Yeah, it's been a Hello, it's been.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
A hell of we.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
We got let's talk back, Derek, and here's what he
had to say.

Speaker 12 (57:58):
I got a whisper because I can't be too loud. Well,
my girls in the next room. Sometimes I wish she
was you. I used to play this from my girlfriend
twenty years ago, not realizing what was about first. Also,
she's now my wife.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
B boy, it's been hell of on the morning. It's
been hellavoe.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Derek. We got good things coming your way, my guy.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I'm proud of you, Derek, because you made it work
where I couldn't. And you're going to.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Hey, wo, you're going to be in the building next
week as the three week residency continues at the Aragon Ballroom.
Go and get your tickets. You don't want to miss
out on this one. And guys, we made it. I
know we've made through the show. Had a Boy, Had
a Girl. Thank you, and the day is going to continue.

(58:59):
There's more of this day that we have to give
away because it's free.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Chansaw Frieday