Coldplay Couples, Poop Spray, and Ancient Dating Hacks!

This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit has everything from chaos to comedy.

We start with the viral Coldplay Jumbotron “just friends” couple before diving into Nerd News with the latest geeky updates. In Weird News, a South Carolina teacher assistant gets arrested for spraying a mystery “poop” smell through a school. 

We pull some ancient dating tips from 2,000 years ago that still work today, give away Sam Morril tickets, and relive our latest D&D Playback. 

Plus: Human vs. Robot War, and the mayhem at Chicago’s Wiener Circle after the Bears’ win.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I like it it's mine.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I was like, it's mine. Okay, can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Makes it a little less of an evil takeover when
there are technical difficulties.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Is this thing we now? Hello?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Why Maria are you in that spot? And Maris is
in the other spot at the moment? Well, for a
second we thought Mari's got raptured. You only here pure
enough of heart to have actually gone up to heaven.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
O please, Well you're not pure of heart, You're just
close enough to it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Were raptured. No, I will you spilled the tea?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Please?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I did it outside of the studio, all right, which,
by the way, has happened a number of times.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Stuff happens.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
We happen to have these beautiful white countertops and they
might have an essence of tea on them.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's like we're my dog peas every day. It's just
a little miscolored on this certain spot.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You can't tell if you're sitting at it, you know,
like it's too close.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
But if you if you're far away and be like,
there's a shade difference.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
The funny part is like one of the Fred Show
down the Hall, they're just all sitting there and I'm
frantically wiping stuff up.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Nobody reacted.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You wake up in the morning like my goddamn grandma
would with your tea.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
What am I supposed to drink? Coffee is good for you?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
See, I wish I could just have tea has many
more benefits and it tastes.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, your little monarchy boot liquor.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
We threw that in the harbor back in seventeen seventy six.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
God, I doged differ. I was doing some different stuff
back then.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
But you know what we are you're doing. We're not
going to get into the history lesson what are you're doing.
We're just not We'll avoid that.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
What were you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
What are we doing on hump Day?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Humping?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Hubbard Hall tickets today, Jack Pumpkin pop up today?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Not humping a little bit of humping. This is the
morning mush Because my name is Maria Palmer and I
spilled tea. Yes you have not like the gossipy wait
you there, and like the stay in your countertops.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's like your artwork. You left your mark.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
W c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael
we All, it is.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Gonna be so nice the next week, guys. I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Better be little cloudy the last couple of days here
and there, but then it like seventy and cloudy today, Okay, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
as far as the eye can see, high seventies and sunshine.
Look at you, dude, I'm just gonna go suntanning.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Vernon what we call that.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You picked seventy degrees to go and get a tan?

Speaker 7 (02:44):
You get?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Still?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You still? I mean you can?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, you lay on the floor inside and then what
you get? So the timing is right with the light
in the window, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I was thinking we're a cat chasing the sunbeam exactly,
napping in different locations throughout the day.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Again, like I said yesterday, enjoy the fall because it's
gonna be cold really soon and we're gonna be like, oh,
we did get a full.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I did see something. Are you talking to yourself?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah? I was gonna say, who's gonna be like that? Michael?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I mean, yeah, awesome weather today, just cloudy, high of
seventy so a little cooler, but then it's gonna heap
back up or a high high seventies, low eighties as
far as I can see.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
With Sunshine breaking news on the way, we have an
update from the Coldplay jumbo tron couple.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
But are they a couple of mars?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I don't know who's to say. We're gonna find out
on Rock ninety five to five next. We know you're
just starting your day with us here on the morning
mosh pit on Rock ninety five to five. But it
is hum Day, which means it is Vinyl Vault Day
with our favorite how do you call him, Maria Gando.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, he's got vinyls for you tonight at nine, and.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Of course some amazing storytelling as well. So don't miss that.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That makes us legit. It's not us' is that beer?
That like makes us a real rock station? I adventure
to say Pat and Walt, because Walt, that's so true,
the actual rockstar. That's so true. Singers, morons, we're just here.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
The source claims that the viral couple were caught on
the Coldplay jumbo tron are just friends. Here's here's the quote.
They had an excellent working relationship, a great friendship, and
there was no affair.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
That's the quote. That's a quote, like I'm from a
burner account from one of them.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, I bet they had an excellent working relationship.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know what I do with just my friends.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah, I sway sexually, just hit but to front, just
swaying ever sold nicely to a little acoustic tunes of
cold Play, My dogs, and then when I'm spotted on camera,
have the worst reaction ever.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah you duck and dove like talk about looking guilty
like buddies hand in the cooky jar.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, like bros.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Because like even if they would have taken a second
and just been like, okay, that's funny, and they like
took a step away like I would, I would, that
would have been downplayed. But my man went disappearing act
and then and then she's like oh no, oh no,
oh no.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
But yeah, yeah, like like bros.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
There's another quote here that this person says, Kristin. Let's
hear Kristin knows that it's inappropriate to be hugging your
boss at a concert, and she respects full responsible. She
accepts full responsibility.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
That wasn't a hug.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, yeah, I mean you guys have seen how I
just spoon all of our bosses of.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Course, yeah, she was putting the cakes on them if
they were exactly so.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
And when I go out with my friends, I expect
a little caked every time we go out.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I was gonna say, fair ball.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
You all get a little snug, we've had some drinks,
get a little bit like this, moods food.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's okay, that's why it spread.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
We're fread just all rotate positions.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's fine, Mike, he's always in front.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Roll what's the song?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Is like?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Roll off the Dead? And another one clans on.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Wow are you going with ten in the bed? And
little Yah?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
So you know, I don't remember as specifically as very
young Roy.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's a new affair. They never said they didn't have sex.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Right, this is a work life situation.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
And again again, didn't you just do with your friends
naturally out in public?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's professional? They were all jobs.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Hey, this is how bonding works. Cloud.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
In a concert, you gotta whisper in someone's ears. Sometimes
sometimes you gotta work on your knees.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh my god. If you're not willing to put in
the extra effort, what are we doing here? That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
You get paid hourly for that kind of thing, or
is that salary covered.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's a lot of works. It's a bonus, it's a job.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Nerd we shall oh, I had to do something different today,
old school video games.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
We are talking about the franchises, the video game franchises that.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Have made the most money over time.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Any guesses Mario, say Mario top three, number three, Sonic.
Sonic is at the bottom of the list. I want
to say twelve ish. But going from back to front.
I heard what I said that count Yes, I thought
it was also Madden to probably Madden has made it

(07:57):
on the list.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
We hit the top three, any of the top three, Mario, Oh,
we did. Mario's in the top three.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Minecraft is at four point two billion, Helo at six
point eight billion, Madden at seven billion, Sonic at seven
point three seven billion. Then we go to Resident Evil, Enchine, Impact,
Grand Theft Auto a ten billion value, League of Legends
at thirteen point four to five billion, pub G, FIFA

(08:23):
e AFC at twenty one billion. Fortnite Candy Crush made
the list. Yeah did eight billion on which.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Is why Yeah, shout out to the moms.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Serious, that is insane. So top three.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Candy Crush hasn't even been around that long, exactly compared
to the other franchises.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And when you have to pay, and it's such a
simple little game.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, Mario, play it. I've never played it. It's Heroin,
is it?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh? Crack?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't want to stuck.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Really so.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Seriously, you will lose hours of your life. I don't
have hours, which I'm now losing to TikTok.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Somehow valid candy Crush.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'll say it has had about a ten year run, Mario
celebrating over forty years. Mario's in at third a thirty
one billion, call of duty, number two at thirty five billion.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
We still haven't guess number one. Even even knowing all
of those you have a do you have a guess
at all?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Fortnite?

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Fortnite was number five, the biggest franchise one not are we.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Going are we gonna be like, oh duh, yeah, it's Pokemon.
Oh well all right, I just don't think about that.
I guess as a video game franchise, it some thirty years. Yeah, car,
so many games.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
You got the cards, you got the movies, you've got
all the little offshoots that aren't just the role playing games.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Okay, so we're counting the entire franchise, not just the
video game part of it.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
God, what's the what's the dollar amount on that one?
One hundred and thirteen billion? That's crazy when you.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Take into account the international sales as well with Pokemon
and the international love for this series.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Absolutely. Yeah, I like the curd news today. That was fun. Yeah,
I like guessing you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I kind of want you to pay Candy Crush now.
I actually good.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Now, why do you playing Candy Crush like half clothed?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's the only game I've ever considered spending money on,
and that was that I knew I was going too far.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Why would you spend money? Because you buy time. You
can buy time.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
You get stuck on a level and then you run
out of plays for the day.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
And if you're like so close to beating that level
and you're like, damn you no, let me.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Keep them amentic quod, you know what you've got to do,
and you can if you get fifteen moves and you
can get it down to twelve so you can get
to the next level.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
But you can't.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, there's only listen, there's only one thing I'm crushing,
and it's not candy.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
What is it? I can't say it, I get it?
What is it? I can say? I don't think I
technically can say the word.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Is it? Vagina got?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, but it'd be more fun to say crushing close?
But whatever? Listen, I don't know is going to what's
my new video game? Things?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Not getting crushed? Poop spray in a school? Find out
what happened to a teacher's assistant?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Why would you want to kill cats?

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Rocky the Rooster has made a major lifestyle change and
he's bringing as a w CHI. Listen all next week
for free money.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
On Tony Flow.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Anthony ketis the Leonardo DiCaprio of the rock world.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh boy, it's morning Mosh, but I'm rocking five.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Wait, there's like several Leonardo Dicaprios of the rock world.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, Oh yeah, it's like all of them. Yeah, I
forgot yeah, I just suppressed it, lady, all right.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Mikey, South Carolinia teacher's assistant was arrested following a string
of disturbances at a high school. The arrest comes after
complaints of a mysterious smell that they later had been
revealed as poop spray the south or the assistant teacher
was spraying around the school ended up causing fifty five
thousand dollars in damage because they kept calling people in
to check the air conditioning systems.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
That's why.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
And then they had to like inspect the school over
and over and over. And the dude is he's been charged.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Have you ever smelled poops for I.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Haven't smelled it. I see the videos. It looks it
looks terrible, and I don't wish that on anybody.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I saw video yesterday they walk chloroform here, try it.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I saw a video yesterday where a dude walked by
and someone was just like sitting in their car with
the window open, and he walked by and just did
it all. And somebody was filming from a distance and
the guy sits there for a minute and just starts
violently flailing around his car.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I was like, that stuff must be awful.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's what it feels like when you toot in the studio.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
What were the things we had as kids? You would
they would I didn't do it, but people would drop
them on the ground and smash them stink bombs. Maybe
you remember those, Like there's a little blast thing and
they would stink up the whole damn school. But I
wonder if it's the same stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
It's also one of those things like, hey bro, you
don't want to go to work today, Like what what
was the cause for you infecting the entire school with
a stink bomb or stink spray fat spray one time?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Maybe it's just trying to be silly, you know, I
mean I get it, but well you'd never never really,
but you know, the school would do all that.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
One time, my brother made tear gas in our house
and it went off.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
So so this is fun.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
So we're a little bit of a violent family. We're
all very military. And he I guess, like if you
mix a hot sauce, hot sauce with like those handwarmer packets,
what you know I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, I'm listening, and.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Probably something else. I'm sure that they were more ingredient ingredient.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, it'll make a thing. And we didn't know that.
And he just he just.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
He puts it together like in our kitchen, and no
one really asks what he was doing. We're just like, Aaron,
what is happening? But like we just like let him
do his thing. And it just starts going off. I
don't think he expected it to re act right away,
but it did, and he like quickly brought it outside.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
But it didn't matter if it was too late. We
had to like wet rags and hold them over our
faces because we're just like sitting in.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Our living room, like.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
My older brother was like down in our basement at
the time, and it comes upstairs, like, hey, guys, what's
going on?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh my dear gus.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
You know, boys, boys, that's wild, because like even if
a student did that and got caught, it would have
got shut down. There would have been the meetings of
all the people in the school conference thank you, no,
like yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Gathering.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I want to get someone just to go outside and seizing.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
So interested in what it actually smells like.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Thank god it wasn't bear mace.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Then they'd have to evacuate the entire school.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh yeah, they'd have to call the cops. Military, you had.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
To call it.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I mean, people would definitely be fine.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
You've got a fumigate the entire.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Building, and you got to put your foot down if
they don't do it, you know, like it's either.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Me or them.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I wish the.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
SCP was sex type thing here on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Sex type thing, not an actual lyric in a song. Yeah,
not there, No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It doesn't go six times exact time.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
They didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's how I've been singing it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Really, I'd love to hear that later.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I literally just did it.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay, six times exact you said he wanted to hear it.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I had dating tips from two thousand years ago that
still apply today.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
This should be interesting, Okay, all right, here we go.
You have to light the fire in the cave first, exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
They are three dating tips from a poet in ancient
Rome that still applied today. Number One, you have to
make an effort. Ovid told men they shouldn't expect their
soulmate to just magically appear. You have to put yourself
out there tender.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Right. Here's a quote. She will not come floating down
to you through the tenuous air. She must be sought. Okay, okay,
is her jicks too?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Because I was really hoping that Prince Charming would just
show up in my living room.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Because that's about as much effort asn't putting into right.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Now, So he's not knocking on doors in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Just gonna have to materialize. I don't know how Star trek. Yeah,
I think so, Scotty beat me up.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
He's on hinge. I think.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Dating tips from two thousand years ago that still appled today.
Number two, you probably won't find them at a bar.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Actually that's not true a little bit.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
See. I don't like it when things are like just
blanket statements because many people mean.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
At bars fun.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Right, we don't have a third space, so right now
our bar is our place in between home and work,
and so it's not just a bar.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
We're not just going for boozing.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
I bet the bars were different two thousand years ago too.
I think they weren't that much.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
She's probably it's just like two things though.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
They just didn't have like the iPad screen to turn
around and then like pretend they're not looking while you tip.
It was more like a stone tab them. They're just like,
we're gonna leave this here. If you want to carve
in a twenty percent, we'll be over here.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
We won't even know.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Number three Dating tips from two thousand years ago that
still apply. Quote, do not let your nails project, and
let them be free of dirt, nor let any hair
be in the hollow of your nostrils, and let not
the breath line out, and let not the breath of
your mouth be sour and unpleasing. In other words, pressure,
damn teeth.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I got a water pick.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Cut your nails and pluck those nose hairs.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I hate having my nails done. I hate it.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You don't like is it to touch anything?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I don't. I don't like feeling things on top of
my fingernails. Like even if I put just fingernail polish,
I can feel it.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Like that's interesting, That's an interesting sensory thing.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I hate petticures in general. Don't touch my I get.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
I get the feet thing, but like, yeah, i'll touch
my ears is kind of interesting.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I like.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I like when we are done really really nice. And
I have like the acrylic tips. I like the look
of it a lot.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I hate this.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
See I'll do anything to be touched. I don't care.
Paint me, touch me, rub me, oh, git me, whatever
you want to do.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I just need no, no, no, no no no. For
the last one.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
We found a place of common ground there. One works
for you, one works for me.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
We can live in harmony.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yourself bought that.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Alex Murray from twenty Sided Tavern taught the Morning mosh
Pit how to play D and D so we can
bring it to your ears, dear listener, that's a whole
podcast clip on loopers. But this clip, you're gonna hear
Michael's character, of course named Jarge jar Binks about to
take on Mad Daniel. Then at the end here you'll
hear Maris reunite with his lover Matilda.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Jorge Arge your turn. You're up. Yep, what do you do?
I want to I want to go for the day.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Penis this guy's penis.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, penis distraction.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'll take one. Perform for performance.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
If you would know what to do.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
You are a half link, so you're at proper height. Yeah,
well I like to dig in the penis. Okay, I
love it the penis.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
So here's here's what's up. You were a rogue, so
you get sneak attack damage. If you hit this dude,
you're gonna get to roll with advantage because like you're
small and he's flanked, right, because you barrel rolled behind him,
So you're coming up. He has nowhere to go, which
means you're gonna have advantage. You get to roll two
D twenties. Wow, and take the higher number at the

(19:48):
same time. Yeah, because it's fun.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, nineteen plus penis gone plus what plus seven.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Plus seven with it twenty six.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
I think you are able to like see through his
his very tight overly tight leathers.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You see his Mick Jagger.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Ass penis gone, and I think you can just go
right It's just a clean slice it, right through it.
You have several shaft from rest of bodies. His balls
left these streams. You're gonna roll sneak attack damage is
pretty nasty. Does it say sneak attack damage?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
How much?

Speaker 8 (20:32):
Yeah, you're gonna add an extra D six of damage.
So you roll me a D six and the dagger's
a D four plus two. So here's your D four okay,
and here's your D six. Roll those two, count all
the numbers up and add two. All here we go.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh, okay, four and a one that is ah the
ones a bummer? Oh is it? Well, it's the lowest
you can get.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
The penis. It's the penis does not penis.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
It doesn't go back.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
But but so that's four or five sixty seven, that's
seven points of damage on this dude. Right where did
my little where did my little there we go? She go, uh,
seven was damaged and that does it? So you cut
his penis. He grabs his crotch.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yes, he screams, no, little Daniel, and uh he falls
down and like just sort of bleeds out through his
leather pants.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Right there, falls over. We are, we are.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
His sidekick looks around, drops his scimitar or drops his crossbow,
and just goes, no, not much, don't My little sidekick
doesn't want to fight you, and uh, he goes he
just turns around and runs through that back door.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
We're out of combat. This has been a success. Uh,
you win.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
So now we're standing. We're standing in this room. The
dust settles. Corvum's hands are still smoking from Eldrich blasts.
You're wiping penis blood off brow.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Eric.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
You you meet Matilda's eyes y uh across across the bar,
across the dead man. Yeah, we're gonna make one last roll. Okay,
I want you to roll, Oh boy, yeah, pretty much.
We're gonna roll for like to see if like let's
find let's find a good thing to give you a
bonus on.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
What do you got? Uh, let's see within my skills? Yeah,
I'm looking for your You got history.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Athletics is a plus four athletics you know what investigation plus?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well, we'll give you athletics.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Let's roll because like athletics, the memory of your athleticism.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Let's see if that athletics.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, yeah, you you.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You look at me, Selda and she looks across. So good.
Just you've got a lot of around here, and that
is where we'll end our adventure. So much, don'ts and
dragons nerds?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
What if?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
What's break? There is a cover band for a c DC.
It's all women called Hell's Bells. Yes, I've seen them,
you've seen. They're really great.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Like those ladies can whale. I mean they can play
and sing. They're like studio musicians. They sound incredible, but
in hollering like it.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
You got to live up to the A c DC
of it all.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
If I hadn't a CDC cover band, I'd call it
b D C uh D b D c D get
to the b DCD get because it b CD.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Wow, you can tell that that is analog and non technology.
That's me keeping you safe from the inevitable human versus robot.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wah news from the front of the inevitable human robot.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
So someone was like, what if we had an AI pope?
And they asked Pope Leo about it in an interview
and he.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Was like, no, you're not going to turn me into AI.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
The quote is, if there's anybody who should not be
represented by an avatar, I would say the Pope is
high on the list. This artificial intelligence pope would give
them answers to their questions. And I said, I'm not
going to authorize that. Yeah, because already within the religion,
the Pope is seen as what's called infallible, which means

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that when he's in a specific state where he's connected
to God, which he can do according to the religion,
he can't lie. So then if you are taking that
and ascribing it to AI, which again can very much
lie and give you misinformation, but you're applying that infallibility there,
you'll you're in for a world of trouble.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yep, yep, Okay, it's all right, Well, this has been
a fun day.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Get like a virtual what's a little booth you people
go into and let's say you're confessional.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Get a little virtual confessional with your virtual AI pope.
No virtual pope. It just one thing.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
It says, uh, you know what's what do they say
to the question they ask you before you confess? Like
one when they say confess your sins? Basically that's it.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
They just say to do it, you know.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
You know what They're going to advice that that AI
bot is going to have little AI friends and they're
gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Let's make a TV show about this world on the internet.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
The AI bot has the best Reddit thread ever, like,
I don't need.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That in my life.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Takes one data.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I'm with you on this first time ever. I'm out
on an AI. But let's get out of that.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
It's also terrifying because you you compound that with older
people don't know AI from anything else, and you apply
a religion to it.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I had my mom yu'se AI for the first time
the other day, and it blew her mind. She's like,
what is this. I'm like, a pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, I am asking AI right now. Should the Eucharist,
which is the communion like the wafers that's supposed to
be the body of Christ. Should the Eucharist be seasoned? Okay,
I will say a point for Ai. Traditionally, no, the
Eucharist is not seasoned. Well, I know it's not, but
should it be? But should it be? That's a fascinating

(26:32):
what if if we step outside of.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Church law and tradition. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, you know what, Jabe, I'm down for Ai.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Just dip it in the wine like everybody goes.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Okay, Judas, chill, it's dry, cracker, you get it.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Moisten it up a little bit. True.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Okay, well you sound you do, sound like you're ready
to kiss Judy is there about to usher us into
the inevitable human This is robot Warren.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Since they think that they're infallible. Because it's the pope,
they're gonna win. They're gonna win.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
War This one's news from the front of the door.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
We love an organized orgasm. Come together on the morning
match fit. I'm rocking ninety five five, Wake up, rock hard, gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
The Bears win was so good. We celebrated as it.
We celebrated into Tuesday. All thanks to our friends over
at the Wiener Circle. They tweeted out on Friday, if
Caleb throws four touchdowns on Sunday, we will give away
free hot dogs on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
What did Caleb Williams do? He threw four touchdowns on
Sunday beating the Dallas Cowboys. So instead of just victory Monday,
we got free Glizzie Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Hell yeah, I love the victory Wiener dog. Yeah, win
that Wiener.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
So at eleven when they opened yesterday.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Maria Winner Wiener was the obvious.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
That you're just talking to yourself right now, That's.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
What I did. I don't listen.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
So yesterday at eleven, line wrapped around the block as
Wiener Circle knew they had to come through with their
free hot dogs. Over to thousands free hot dogs giving away.
And Michael, I know what you're gonna ask, where are
the Chicago style? Yes they were, Yes, they were Chicago style.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
So please don't mean like that ever.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Oh yeah about hot dogs, you just go we were
talking about dogs earlier.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
We're gonna have some Chicago dogs having hot dogs for life.
That's happening. One bite. You can eat a hot dog
in one bite, open your throat and just pop it
right down. Yep, really, no hands, No you throw that
over here. He's talented people were trying to go on

(28:56):
dates with me.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's weird. I know the book hotel rooms for an hour,
that's not a date.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Shout shout out to the Wienner Circle obviously for coming through,
but God, just.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Stop saying it that way. Do not say circle. There
we go. That's better.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
But what I want to get at is there are.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Other other groups within Chicago that need to keep Caleb
at a high caliber of playing so that the fans
can benefit.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Look at I'm looking at you Gibson's. Yeah, Michael Jordan's Steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Looking at you, my lord? No, I'm not not looking.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Don't you dare? Don't you dare?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Already shots for the losing team.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Ah, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
A four four nine ninety five fifty. Who would you
like to see step to the plate? And is that better?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah? It is.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
You know, put the tweet out. How does Caleb have
to perform? How many touchdowns does Rome have to catch?
Put it out there so that we can benefit as fans.
What if we had a Gizzy fight? Portillo steps up
like you're trying to out glizzy each other.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I do think that you and Marris should have a
Glipsey fight. I would like to watch four.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Ninety five fifty if you agree, and if you don't
tell us what you would like to get for a
Bear's victory Ford fight.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I've just got to say it.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Rivers Squomo, frontman of Wheezer, doesn't even look that much
like Buddy Holly read a whole song about it. It's
just the glasses and he plays guitar and he sings.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I was gonna.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Say, your glasses match his glasses, and Michael, when he
has his glasses match his glasses and.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
You know, I'm yours and do you know your mind?
That's for all of time, Michael, you can take those stories.
Jeez Wael, please stop the bit right now, please.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
N AI.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
And AI artist and an AI artist just signed a
multi million dollar record deal. Hey no, it doesn't have
to put food on the table.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
For a little AI babies day to pay its AI.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
The person who made that AI needs a probing.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, their sins against humanity? Okay, sorry, Mikey.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
How do you say this? The first name of the
AI is x A n I A. Is that an Amia?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
You say?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
The x Exana Monett? The n Monet is the name
of the AI artist. Interesting created by a woman named
Talicia Jones, who writes the lyrics, plugs them into AI,
and it pitches out songs.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh great.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
A track called quote how was I Supposed to Know?
Has five million streams on YouTube and Spotify and a
record label is now signed them.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
So how do you perform?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Which label?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I don't know, it doesn't say, because I would like to.
I'd like to send them some music as well.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I kidding.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I've thought about this before. If people knew how easy
this was, the problem is, it's going to flood the
market with a bunch of unoriginal.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
We ah, hear young, Yeah, it's just happening. It's just yeah,
we're just in it now.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You just I don't know how you have an ear
to know, but you just have.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
To can hear it?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Some of me can't.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
So some other record labels are now suing the artists,
claiming that it was trained on copyrighted songs that were
ripped from other artists. Well, isn't that how graphics work.
When you do graphics, it's taking things from all over
the Internet and compiling them.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Into making This is why people are mad at AI.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
You're making a super human Now I remember not long
ago I wanted to use AI and even one of
our people who help us out here on the show,
I was like, just plug it into AI and go
summarize this, and she's like, oh, I'm not doing that.
I need to write it out myself and all this.
I get that, But are we just too far down
the road now? I mean, is this the way it is?
Are we going to have AI artists that'll be a
normal thing. So for you, it is helping you with tasks. Yes,

(33:06):
it is not consistant.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
You're not going I need you to go pay my
bills and do all of these other things. Even though
that's an extreme example. You're using it to look up
information and put things in order. But like when you
come to creating a creative craft a song, it.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Would be like me going is going to do the
show for me today?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Go to AI be like what's another word for X
Y or Z or if you were going to write
a poem about this topic as an idea starter, but
then you go and take whatever idea that gave you
and then you write lyrics and music that and that's
essentially I would say, how you use AI, you're not
having it actually do your work for you.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You're having it help you do your work.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
We're still getting Michael, you just are getting some notes,
some information.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Right instead of looking through ten websites, you're just going
to AI and getting a quick answer that you can
say it on air in ten seconds instead of you know,
installing for two minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Should we test it if we know the difference.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I saw a guy doing a podcast and he put
a cell phone with a microphone next to it and
did the talking version of Chap GPT and it was
interacting with him.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Don't like it.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I know. I don't like it either. I don't like
it so like her, he's just talking about it basically.
Yeah huh.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
That's why I don't think we're too far down this
road is because people don't like it.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Like there's backlash.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
It doesn't it doesn't sound good. They're saying this. This
artist sounds a lot like Beyonce. Yeah, so her whole
team is up in arms about it.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Great future is going to be interesting.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Both of you to assume we're gonna have a future.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
We live in the now, baby, because it's all we got.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Now Here's a big only plug there lug it. It
feels weird large taking the plug.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
To pop up, Pop it up. I'll all right carry
my pumpkins eight four four ninety five fifty. We got
a four pack of tickets for you to enjoy Jack's
Pumpkin pop up, so Instagrammable, so mazy, so boozy, and
ax throwing two on top of everything else. You can

(35:22):
have a ton of fun with your friends now through
November second. But we want to send you if you
play Fun to the Head, be Caller ten eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. You'll answer some trivia questions,
take one of us hostage. We'll provide you a save
if we can answer the question for you that you
don't know, and we'll all get shot with nerf darts

(35:42):
eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Be Collar ten.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I's gonna say one of us will, but then I
was like, no, we all end up getting Yes, it
is free firing.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
We all take it. That was doing the bois.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
And now Fun to the Head on rock ty five. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Casey?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yes, yes, that's got a wagon.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I was gonna say, that's excitement. Did you cost Did
you laugh? What happened there?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
No, it's good, this is great, thank you. Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
We need to have like a deep voice off between
you two.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
No, I went, you do have a nice voice, Casey, Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Thank you, sir. Welcome to Fun to the Head Today.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
You're gonna answer some trivia questions to win four pack
of tickets to Jack's Pumpkin pop up. First big decision
you have to make is who you're going to take hostage?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Myself, Michael or Maria Michael of us?

Speaker 5 (36:52):
All right, and the guns off? Why do you always
hand me the two handed gun?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Well, come on, I got multiple things over here. I
got you, all right, buddy, Remember you gotta save if
you want you don't got him right, I'll do my best,
all right, Casey.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Question one?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
What nineteen nineties Cereal had commercials with Fred Flintstone and
Barney Rebbels fighting over it?

Speaker 6 (37:22):
A f.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Damn that's my favorite. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Well under the consistency, oh boy, oh boy boy.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Okay, which US state is the largest producer of pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
With US? What state? Five? Four?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
No, it is Illinois, Morton, ill And I know that
very big pumpkin farm, and they have a big pumpkin
festival every year.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
It's very essential.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Is that like one of those ones you got pumpkin everything? Yeah,
pumpkin ice cream, pumpkin this.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I call that Starbucks. Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Question three, which Disney Channel cartoon featured a red haired
teenage crime fighter with green cargo pants and a naked
mole Ratt sidekick.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I never realized how much I emulate her. Mikey here
the naked moon.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Excitement in Casey's voice. I love that.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Tommy, beat me if you want to reach me. What
a great show. Okay, don't don't point that at me. Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
In which month does the US typically fall back for
daylight saving time?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
It's okay, you have one more question.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
You have to get it right in order to save
Michael's life. Yeah, but moreover, win your tickets to answer what?
Oh it's no November.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I want to ticket more importantly, and.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I understand this.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Okay, I still have to say thank you? Yeah, you
save you to save you? Last question? So oh yeah, okay?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Which Cereal had commercials in the nineties with the slogan.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Follow your nose. It always knows. I think it's wherever
it goes.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Definitely, wherever it goes.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Follow your nose, wherever it goes.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
That dude's right. God, dude, I'm so jealous. You're going
to that pumpkin pop up. That's looks so fun, all
the drinks and.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You so much, so welcome, happy to do it for you. Casey,
who are you gonna take with you? You got three
extra tickets there? Oh?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Man?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Three people I could take with me? Who can I pay?
Let me see? He probably wife and a couple of friends.
I don't know the dude. Ain't that the truth?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Hey, if you want to do two dates with the wife,
you can just go twice, Casey, enjoy yourself and then.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
But I go four times by myself.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yes, Casey knows how to list.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Man that loves a pumpkin pop up Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up, specifically,
if you want to get your tickets, go to Jack's
Pumpkin pop Imagine you're at the Lyric Opera of Chicago

(40:47):
in late November. Billy Corgan's on stage with the symphony
and they played Bullet with butterfly wings. That's a century
overload and I need in my life. I hope that
you are going to experience this when they do actually
do this starting on November twenty first, a night of
melancholy and infinite sadness. Little noise right now, something's happening. Yeah,

(41:13):
should we do some rock news? Do it, baby, let's
get into it the rock News.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Shirley Manson from Garbage has explained why Garbage will never
tour in the US again and blames the fever ry
of the record industry.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Which I thought, who was it? Recently?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Oh I saw a video of Liam from Oasis and
he was like making his own tea and he was.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Like, back in the day, I had people to do
this for me.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
But you you like to.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Steal our music. And who's like taking fanil or something.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Not meanius.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
But yeah, that's basically what she's saying. She's saying that
as a band, we have decided, due to basically the
economics of the horrific music industry, we have to curtail
our headlining touring business. Thanks for everything. This is all
because of the feverlry of the record industry. That's also fair,
it is that's tough. Bands used to make money off
selling albums, they don't make any I mean, what do

(42:04):
you make your sense off streams? Oh?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yeah, the sense off the streams are bad. But I
think it's been a minute as they really made money.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I remember buyingsdient tapes, I tapes in my life.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Throughout the evolution of music, those record labels were taking
their cut.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Well, and you see where the money happens now, right.
We used to be able to go to concerts for
forty bucks a ticket. Yeah, now they're hundreds.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Of dollars right, and even then that's not going to artists.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
It's it is.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Don't get me wrong. Taylor supposed the billionaire for a reason.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
But yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Do have some cool news and something to keep your
eyes on. The Foo Fighters have started a surprise thirtieth
anniversary van tour where they are announcing shows day of
and popping up and playing dates.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Okay, very all American rejects of them.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yes, I like this for them because they can do that.
As soon as they announced that, Chicago people are taking
off work calling it.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, well, I'm hoping that we have lots of people
that in the music industry here that listen to the
show and stuff. You hear a rumor that the Foods
are going to play a show because they have to
book these at least a couple of days in advance. Technically,
Oh yeah, give us a call. They're gonna be at
a place called Toad's Place tonight. Tickets go on sale
at four pm and the show starts at seven because
they just sell.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Out and say, you know what, I do like that.
It's kind of fun.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
As I mean, some people that stand in line should
get the opportunity too, but not everybody who's just in
line early gets the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
And also, this is just like a special thing.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
It's not like food Fighters aren't going to have another
tour at some point.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Those people will see food Fighters.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Yeah, but yeah, seeing food Fighter in this intimate setting,
it's a bucket.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
List pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Find out everything you need to know in the rock
world and the concert calendar up now at Rock and nine.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
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Speaker 4 (43:43):
Sports on the Way, and five things will get you
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Speaker 2 (43:52):
Maria, what do you got Well?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I do want to tell you the news. I don't
want to bring the mood down.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I just change the news off TV. Because it's bringing
me down.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, and see that's the issue. That's the issue.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
You read the headlines and it's like ad libs of
the worst things you've ever heard in nightmare inducing fuel.
But the corporate shells requested it. And I am but
a lowly and faithful servant. And so when they say jump,
I say how high? And when they say put a
positive spin on the news, I say.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Well, here you have bad news, Bears.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Lightning strike caused deaths of two hunters.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Tough, that's a rough way.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Who got hunted? Now? Zeus took Amanthire.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Barbecue bridge closed two pedestrians after suicides.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, suicides plural.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay, I want to make sure that I.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Guess we won't cross that bridge when we get to it.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Teen shoots at officers, thirty four animals seized. That is
one headline, and it is real and nothing makes sense. No, no,
and this one, and in fact I have to put
on a special cadence for it.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
This is for a corporate shill.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Spotted the lantern slides wreaking havoc on vineyards.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
No, the wine, take.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
My eye, not my wine. We get off quite this
just dons bears.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
What was that girl person.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Alison Chains. But it's never Maria in Chains.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I was gonna say another tragedy been too long for
a long time, I imagined Alice Son.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh Alison Chains, that's so funny. Oh my god, that's
not my alter ego. I'm Alison Chains.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Actually, could any boys what doing sports?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'm gonna start today, Mikey if I can. We've got
a retirement to announce.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Oh no, Sister Jean from over at Loyola.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You'll remember her from.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Loyola's NCAA tournament run with the men's basketball team. She
has one hundred ela that's what I said. You said, Liola,
that's OKAYO nine fifty before.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Religion, please, thank you very much. It's same ignitions of Loyola.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Suck it.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I guess who's going to go to heaven? Not you guys.
That's gonna be the joke of it all.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Guess who's still here?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh sah, Sister jeanetur does a rapture. Absolutely love sister Jane.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
She was amazing over the years. I'm glad she gets arrested.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
One hundred and sixty one hundred and six, not one
hundred and sixty one hundred and six.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Now she can just have fun in retirement life. I
don't know what that entails.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
She retires in heaven.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
She's on a yacht ins.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Just done working. Michael, Well, that's good news that she
gets to rest. I got bad news now. The Cardiac
Cubs are back. Shout out to my boy Eddie for
that term. Cubs were up six to one, ended up
losing the game seven to nine. Hey, you know what,
I'm gonna make you feel better. There's a team in Detroit.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Tell me about the Tiger that blew a fifteen game
league six weeks ago. I was breaking to somebody about that.
I was like, you don't understand fifteen games ahead? Do
you understand that they might not make the playoffs?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Now?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
They were the best team all season. We were talking
about that. The Cubs were killing it, the Tigers were
killing it.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I was planning on getting us some tickets so that
we could go wat some playoffs. Baseball, You can't do
you think they make it?

Speaker 6 (47:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Really, they're not playing like they want to make the playoffs.
At least you got the Lions. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
You guy.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Should pick better teams.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Cubs tonight, as soon as we get up might be
seven five Wrigley Field.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Uh, and the socks drop.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
There's yesterday to against the Yankees in New York and
they play against today. Six oh five is game time
and the black Hawks. The black Hawks. We haven't said
this for a while. I hit it. They have played
their first preseason opener and they lost. But Connor fored
a nice goal.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Michael.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Yes, it's the preseason. I know, so I don't want
you to get overly excited.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I'm before they add the salt.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I've spent a lot of time researching this team this year,
the preseason. Funny, He's gonna hit me, there's not.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
A lot of there's gonna be a crime.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
We're gonna have to go because we like hockey.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
I think this year I'm gonna rapture Marie.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's
gonna happen because I'm cure of heart, not that kind
of I don't know what kind of rapture.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
If you find out when Jurassic Part time.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I gotta get her off this microphone. Hey, who's Thursday
night football?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
It's actually.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Because I don't want to miss out on Thursday night.
Oh my gosh, Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals. That'll be a
good game Thursday.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Night, Thursday Night football, Thursday Thursday.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Lots of five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
It's the hell of a community service, I'll tell you
that much.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I'll just call this bad timing.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Disney Plus is announced they're increasing their prices yet again
with this.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
But doesn't Disney own damn near everything? Got ESPN.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
The guy like, come on, Disney's got Marble, Star Wars, ABC, ESPN, Hulu, though.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
It's honestly ridiculous to own that much medium.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Unlike iHeart radio, and I think we should have all
the radio stations because we have the best company in
the best content.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Just you want to look out for an email if
you have a Hulu or Disney Plus.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
It's going up and it doesn't make sense. I'll be canceling.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
NASA announces their next phase of the art Miss Moon mission.
They're looking to send four astronauts around the Moon. It'd
be a first mission in about fifty years, just doing
a little fly by, not landing this time, but looking
forward to that.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I mean, let's be honest, don't you dare don't you
dare I'm not. No, someday there, someday we will land
on the Moon.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Imagine the moon mission has nothing to do with the
actual Moon, and about a bunch of the astronauts just
gonna drop pala amazing.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I would love. I was wondering, giggling so hard over
that I knew where he was going. Mission. Got a
charge for that, by the way, Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I'm going to moon. The pope.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Man gets traffic lights stuck to his head after crash.
The young man will tooling around on his scooter when
he crashed into a temporary traffic light.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Can't park there, buddy, The.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Traffic light cuts lodged onto his head to helpe he's
just running around. Well, it's a forty minutes for the
emergency team to cut it off.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
A traffic lights.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
The traffic light it was, it was hanging low because
it was one of the temporary ones.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Okay, God, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I was like, physically, how they're like as big as
a human?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Have you seen those things like when they're down?

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Sorry, go ahead, thank you. Trying to finish here, I
got a minute searing that. There's a new relationship term.
It's called dry bagging. Stop making things up. Internet. Dry
bagging is basically used I've heard.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Have you or someone that you've been around for ever?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Sorry we only have a minute.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I only got forty seconds. Now. It's basically when you.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
It's passive aggression. Marris.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
It's when you don't see the thing that you want,
but you like hint at the thing that you want
and try to manipulate your way into getting that name direction.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I was trying to reread this, but I it's passive aggression.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Yeah, thank you, And if you want to become a
shrimp superhero. More radioactive shrimp have been recalled. Last month,
Walmart recalled said shrimp. This time it's Kroger. We don't
have any Kroger's around us, thankfully, but yeah, there's an
easy people and eat shrimp that have been exposed to

(52:39):
radio activeness that we shouldn't have to deal with.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
They've been sold in thirty states.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
No illness is reported, and we haven't heard of any
new superheroes roaming around just yet either.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Two things. One, I would like to recall a radioactive shrimp.
His name is Eugene, and I recall him finally. But two,
how does a shrimp get read? Do you act as mars.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
They did not include those details in.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
The blip that I got, Didn't it as that we
had shrimp nuke ingredients?

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Yeah, we are ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock
ninety five.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
To five, and we'd love to hear from you, which
is why we're all excited, because we are farmers.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Then were it doesn't matter?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Go ahead, test time for interrupting Maria over here?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
What a day?

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
That should be a new character for interrupting.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Can I just throw one in really quick because I
stupidly said we don't have any Kroger's around here. Kruggers
owns Mariano's, So so the expansion expensive version of cropers. Yeah,
while you checked that, I'm gonna see if that nuclear
shrimp recall effects Illinois?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
All right, text time, you can always text us a
four four five fifty from the sixty three. Oh hey,
my work locks Rock ninety five to five. So I
just finally managed to tune in and I heard alert
shots for the losing team. How can I please sign
up for that losing team? Is this a bartender has
to be with a lot of trauma? Yeah? From the

(54:14):
eight five to seven if a glizzy fight happens, there
must be a lightsaber. There must be lightsaber sounds. From
the three one too, a glizzy saber. Okay, what if
you're glizzy glue glowed glue. That's a nuclear shrimp problem.
That's true, nuclear shrimpzz From the three one two. Sorry, morning,

(54:39):
mosh pit crew. Hot dogs are terrible? How dare you
shut up?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
What I mean like, I have to be in a
very specific nude for them.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
From the six to one three there's another.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Not married Michael, and I'm trying to get raptured up
in here.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
There's gonna be a rapture as soon as ten oh
one hits.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
No one can touch me so that God.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Can touch From the six to one to three, yeah,
I want it.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
From the man from six one three, I saw his
work with Mary.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
You know. Sorry, go ahead, Text one.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
There's another ACDC cover you might be interested in. Look
up Hasey Dixie. Okay, okay. From the seven to seven three,
we used to put them in gatorade bottles and throw
them in other soldiers tents on exercises.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
He is talking about the little smooke bomb thingies that
I was referring to. Earlier that my brother put off
in the house. But the handwarmers in the hot sauce.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
By the way, that's a horrible thing to do to
a soldier sleeping.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Okay, so clearly you haven't hung around with a lot
of military service members.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
But that is tame.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Really, Yes, I want some stories text get arrested from
the seven seven three. We call those mr bombs Maria,
hot sauce and heater packets.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
That's what he's talking about, this guy from the two
one nine.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Finally, Michael, you sound like the type of any one
for me, you sound like the type of guy that
loves bananas, not for the taste, but for the shape.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
All right, you.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Shape?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
All right? Wow in Texas that's weird.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Oh before we go, So that recall on the nuclealar shrimp,
a radioactive shrimp. It does affect Illinois. So if you
bought peel and eat shrimp from Mariano.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Give them to me.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I'm trying to get superpowers via radioactive shrimp.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
What is your superpower as a radioactive shrimp?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
I can shrimp like in jiu jitsu when they shrimp,
but I can do it really hard, Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I can get out of any situation by shrimping out,
shrimp out.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I'm picturing the shrimping motion and you just said shrimping
very hard.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
They call me shrimp biscuit.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
You are, Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Can always get your Jackson as eight four that's eight
four four nine.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
You got Hubbard House. Huh you got Hubbard House?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
What about it?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
And are we not doing a Hubbard.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
House hubboard halls? Let's give it to two seconds.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, So I'm really sorry that I know, Maria, we
were ending. How am I to know? How am I
to no?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Eight four four?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Captain communicate with your crew?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
You just got to follow along sometimes I don't do that.
Little miss shrimp and fore packing tickets to Hubbard House.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
And you're a gallon.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
The ship is just doing circle.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
That's she is a leader of the minds in her head.
Four pack of tickets to Hubbard House October Fests going
on September twenty seventh. If you want to get tickets
ahead of time, head to Hubbard House Chicago dot com
and use code iHeart to get ten percent off. Like
you said, eight four four five fifty beat collar ten?

(58:02):
Can I move yet? Am I allowed to play the
next song?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I'm not listening. Welcome to my ladies and gentlemen. I'm
about to tea up Maria.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
But no interrupting. Maress got it, and there was gonna
be a really funny joke. Can can you let me
please add fuel to my purge fire? I have to
make sure.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
These absolute freaks a fire a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Just do it?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Okakay, do it?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Speaking of little things, real tight little things, bush on that.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I don't think you bellet, I don't bell it, I don't.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I mean you can give me a dog, yeah, bellet
a dog?

Speaker 5 (58:55):
What starting to leak through you?

Speaker 6 (58:59):
You?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You could have said any other word than leek. I
do like I'm not just like this.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Please all guys, good job.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I wonder why we didn't get raptured. I don't understand.
We're very pure of heart.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Parents.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Do you have a person who raptures? A person who raptures?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Oh, I bet you got to rapture, buddy, you got
I bet you.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Got a rapture, buddy? That answers you really quickly?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Sure? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, am I just asking if
the rapture has happened? The rapture?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Can you give us a quick like three step? Guy,
to get enraptured.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
If you haven't been raptured already, there's got to be away.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
My friend is thinking on this song. No, the rapture
hasn't happened. From time to time, you might see people
online or in the news claim a specific date for it,
but none of those predictions have ever come true. Sound
the Bible specifically say it will not be a known time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I'm in date.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
There's nothing about the rapture in the Bible. It is
not a real it's not it's a very fringe belief. Yeah,
it's a completely made.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Up in terre. Yeah, it's interresting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I don't know who came up with the rapture, but
it is very like postmodern Christian Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah, thank you, Maria, You're welcome. Thank you. I don't
know if they're true or not, but listen, she's teaching us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
When you're this affluent a sinner, you got to learn
the ropes of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Fair enough?

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Yeah, are we ready for tomorrow? Thursday Night football is
going to be great. It's going to be a fan
who's playing on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Seahawks are in Arizona to play the Cardinals on Thursday
night football.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Very nice, it'll be a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Very nice rapture invented in eighteen thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I was wondering why she didn't respond she's not listening.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
But I don't know what are you saying something that's
going to take me off?

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Talking about Thursday night football tomorrow? Right Thursday night.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Yeah. I was like, jeez, I really checking my elf
because I said postmodern.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
That's not technically it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
This is the amount of stuff that we make up
on this show, and that's what you want to correct yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I can't be wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
You've been wrong, so I've never actually been wrong in
my life so many times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I'm offended that you even suggest.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
What Star Wars television show is Pedro Pascal and she
got it wrong. Mandalorian's what I said.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
You guys know about jar Jar Binks. I literally that's familiar.
We learned that he's alive yesterday. And by the way,
check out our podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I'm a bigger fan of Tupperware Binks. No One Stars