Concerts Can Make You Immortal!? We Break It Down

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the end.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
But we're at the beginning of the show. It's the
morning mashpit. I'm rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Don't sigh at me already anything.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I actually like that one.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Don't sound so exasperated.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
What That's not what I was saying about.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hi, my name is Maria Palmer, Michael. It feels like
a Monday to us.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Happy hopa boy, Yeah we did. It's gonna be busy.
Two day White Sox Wednesday. Your chance to win a
four pack of tickets to see the White Sox take
on the Saint Louis Cardinals. That'll be coming up later
on in the show. Our last week a Fun to
the Head with Rock the Country with v IP Upgrade.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I thought you were going to say it's our last
week of fun to the head.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Guys On to the Head is sticking around.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Actually, I was walking around and I was looking at
new Nerve guns and it was like they have so
many clips and magazines.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Eluptions are endless. I couldn't focus.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
What is it called when you can just shoot and
that it's like a bullet belt? Is a turret?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I want a mortar? Do they make NERF mortars?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
You want a mortar.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I want a NERF rocket propelled grenade.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, amazing, that sounds morph bazooka. I want NERF four.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
So she send her gifts by send them to the studio.
We'll open them live on the.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Inner Websit all this is NERF.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Please all nerve and then pierce the veil. Tickets we're
giving away via text. Yes, eight four four ninety five fifty,
all your thoughts, whatever's going through your brain today.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Every time you text, your name goes in the hat
to see pierce the veil at Credit Union Ampitheater June seventh,
along with Sleeping with Sirens and a bunch of other
great bands.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And today that hat is a Cubs hat and a.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
This is a Chicago American Giants. I know what was
the American Giants baseball Negro League based? Oh cool, yeah, yep, Maria, no'hat.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I have my uh, white Sox hat on today because
it's White Sox Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
No, it's a hey, hey, we know what it is
in Chicago. I wasn't gonna ask you to be like
Michael Comes walked it off last night again to focus
today on the White Sox. But no, it is what
it is it is man. We are going to talk
specifically about the White Sox in that break.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yes, but we'll have sports too. We'll cover it all absolutely.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I can't wait to tell you about sports on the
morning Mash Rock ninety five five now w c.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture readings way too much.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Honey, hold.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Rain on and off today clowns cool for this time
of year. I have sixty degrees.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
But as Maria point out a moment ago off the air,
as we look into next week, eh, Monday eighty one,
Tuesday eighty three, Wednesday eighty six, Thursday eighty seven. Yes,
almost ninety degrees next week they can rain all at
once this week, let's get it.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm going to declare it. I'm going to declare it
next week.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Crop top week, baby wow, break them out a crop
tops every single day, every day.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I want you boys wearing it, Marris. I want you
to Winny the poet, you know.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
As much as I want to show off this sexy
beer valley, Chicago is not ready.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't think anybody's ready for that.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
We're not talking about Chicago. We can keep it safe
in the studio.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
I forget that it's already Wednesday, by the way, this
weekend looking fantastic, Saturday and Sunday sixty four and seventy
two Sunday the old time.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
So we're going to see you in a crop top,
then sure.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Fine, I don't care whatever. Sure wait, I'm a team player.
Hold on, that'sn't not a thing of the eighties where
dudes like work crop like cut off shirts.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Basically, we bring it back.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
So are we all forgetting when we all collectively saw
Lenny krab Is in a crop top.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
And say, yeah, damn, that's sexy.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I saw a picture of Lenny Kravitz over the weekend.
I guess he was doing He's playing.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Top WITHSS somewhere. The dude is, what's seventy years old?
And Almo, I'd get my solid fifty plus le crab.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
I know.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He says he's been celibate for like a decade.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, he's been working out while he's not. Hey, Lenny
sixty one sixty Oh will crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
If you're trying to end that streak? Baby, come on
over here in New Cross time.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
He speaking of hot. It's gonna be hot next week.
Uh yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Eighty seven by Thursday. So you're saying Dino Derby next week,
let's go to be good weather, amazing weather. Yes, and
we're gonna be talking Dino Derby next on Rock ninety
five to.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Five Human Versus Robot War on the Way and you're
shot at kid Rock and Nickelback tickets right here only
on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
The time is almost here, couldn't be? Are excited so close?
And Michael, this will be your first Dinald Derby.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I was I almost had this job last year around
this time, and I was watching you guys do the
Dino Derby thinking Doc Dermino.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Wish I was there.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's fun, and this year you will be no.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
And it's at the Field Museum with all the dinosaurs
on June seventh.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm so exciting.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
We just need you because we need people who running
the dinal Derby. Yes, and we've opened it up to
the kids too. Adult race. You get a thousand dollars.
If you win the kids, you passes to the Field
Museum for the entire family.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think it's a four pack thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
I'm gonna dress like Jeff Goldbloom that I'm excited to
see me too, because I'm I keep picturing the flies
Jeff Goldbloom and not Jurassic Parks Jeff Goldbloom.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I think I should do a concoction of the two.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I please.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Should I dress like the lady that hangs out with
Jeff Goldblum? Yes, you'd be gold Bloom.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I'll be the dinosaur.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Was she a scientist?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yes, I'll bet a thousand times yes, doctor Ellie Sadler,
a paleobotanist and Grant's colleague and partner.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, how do you feel about old plants?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Great? Wonderful you're Ian Malcolm that was his name.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I'm okay, doctor, I know that charismatic, eccentric mathematician and
chaos theorist here I am.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I was going to say the flesh like, do I
just go ahead and be Samuel L.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Jackson or do I be Newman?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Newman to show up in my Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yes, this is going to be a blast. I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
The little kid of velociraptors.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Thousand dollars too.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
It's going to be something.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And thank you, dear listeners soon to be runner for
doing cardio for us.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh for sure, that is a sacrifice. Running. Also drinks.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
You have drinks there if you hang out, have some
beers bears at the Field Museum.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yes, I actually didn't know that was the thing.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
They have a bar.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
We can drink at the Field.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I noticed last time I was there. I was like,
the bar's over there is this a work funk?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
There's a bar.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
At the Field.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I've been doing your run.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
You've been soberly walking through the Field Museum.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Well it's all been for work events. So yeah, okay,
that's fair. Look at me, I am the dinosaur. Now
stop move it so you're scaring the kids.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yes, remember to register Rock ninety five five chi dot
com because we want you to run, We want you
to come hang out with us and just make it
a great event as it is. And Field Museum celebrating
twenty five years of Sue the t Rex.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
You gotta go pay her a visit. Wish your happy birthday. Absolutely,
she's turning twenty five.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
She's turning twenty five, and we will see you at
Dino Derby.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
It is the morning mash fit with your opportunity to
win Pierce the Veil tickets. All you have to do
is Texas eight four to four nine five ninety five
point fifty.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Whatever's going on in that brain of yours, let it
out and we'll pick a winner during text time in
the nine o'clock hour.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
It started with computers own these kids in their Internet.
Then it went to our phones and everyone had a phone.
Now we're at AI. This technology keeps advancing and at
some point it's gonna be used against us an inevitable
human visus robot walls.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
From the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Instead of engineering big industrial robots that perform heavy lifting
and get the job done, Cartwheel Robotics specializes in designing
human like robots that offer both companionship and convenience.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Thank God, it's about to get so creepy. You're going
to take that right back.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
The founder of the company, Scott Lavalley, describes one of
the prototype named Yogi, as having toddler proportions which make
it appear friendly and approachable. No quote, it has rounded
lines with a big head, and it's even a little chubby,
la Valley says. He goes on to say, Yogi is

(09:16):
quote designed to bring joy, warmth in a bit of
everyday magic. Into the spaces we live in. It's expressive,
emotionally intelligent, and full of personality, not just a piece
of technology, but a presence you can feel.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I was out after he described it as Toddler.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, and me too.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
I kind of like that, because, uh, well, my thought
is eventually I'm going to be fighting a robot at
some point in my life. Yeah, Toddler, I could maybe
just kick him across the room surprisingly palid.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Point from my key.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Right there.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, he's going to be stronger than me, and he's
gonna have all the AI brains. But if he's smaller,
maybe I can just smother him out somehow or something.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's just creepy. Why Toddler proportions?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
It is a weird any other way you called it Yogi.
It reminds you of Yogi the Bear.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
That's the first thing I thought I would have been
aul in. It's like it's named Yogi, but it's the
size of Booboo Bear would like to boo boo.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
That they get you.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
We're gonna stop laughing.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
This so comfortable around this Toddler size Yogi bear ass
a robot until it turns on you. And then he
realized maybe for its proportions. It's quite strong, and suddenly.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You have like a warm spot in your heart. And
so when you're holding up the gun and.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
You gotta do it and you gotta take down.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
The robot, you just you can't. You can't do it.
That's yogi.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And then he uses his laser eyes on you, and
then they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
This from the of the I never about human robot war, Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I wraped ninety five or five with orgasm authentically. Yes, yep, sorry,
come as you are.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
There it is anyway, Mike.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
A new study has found that going to concerts frequently
can increase your life span or A new report out
concluded that going to a gig for even just twenty
minutes can increase your feeling of well being twenty one percent. Additionally,
a direct link between high levels of well being and
life span increase up to nine years if you went
to a concert once every two weeks.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Damn it, can I be prescribed concert?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm going to live forever? Seriously, I get it though.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
I just realized I'm gonna go see that Nickelback Kid
rock show over in Michigan. Yeah, and all of a sudden,
I'm feeling good, I'm looking for hotels, I'm excited about something,
I'm looking forward to something, and then you get the
payoff when you're there.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I was gonna say, is it concerts specifically, or is
it a something to look forward to or b being
of assucioeconomic status that you can afford to go to
concerts every two weeks.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I cannot free tickets, so that helps me immensely.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I just mean like, if I had that money, i'd
probably also in general be a happy and healthier person.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
So I went to a low dough show two weeks
ago when saw fluorescence at the bottom lounge of Chicago
punk band.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Amazing, Yeah, thirty dollars. It's just like I can afford
a beer.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
They're charging me.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Two hundred at the United States, and I got the
same you foreign feeling. So don't forget about the other
shows around Yeah City, because the low dough shows still
give you that same impact that hit.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Right in the fields.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I love an empty bottle show.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It's right by my house and I can just pull
up to that dive bar and then boom.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Have you been to an empty bottle show?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I haven't. I thought empty Bottle was a band when
you were saying.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
It, no, Empty Bottle is Oh my god, it's iconic.
It's a dive bar. It's in Ukrainian village okay, my house,
and they've put on shows there for decades.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
They have a cat as their doormat.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh Jack White did a show there like last year,
maybe two years ago.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, because they're really iconic.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
They're really great for the local scene, for those underground
bands that haven't quite broken through yet but are still
putting on really phenomenal shows. It's really nice community building
because sometimes you just want to be around your fellow
punk's and your fellow emaos and stuff that you can't
afford to go.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
To all these shows all the time. It's a way
to still be in the scene.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's also afterward, think about it. Ac DC played that
massive show over the weekend. After the show, you're for
driving home the next few days. All week you're thinking, man,
that was so much fun. We got to get out
and do another one.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
They say the study found that of those that go
to live shows once every two weeks or once a fortnite,
they're more likely to experience happiness, contentment, productivity, and self
esteem at the highest level.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Some kids like I get to go to a concert
every time I play Fortnite.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
And actually remember when Fortnite did that concert, and it
was Travis.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Scott Ihartland in Fortnite.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
And now it's this. This is because I don't play Fortnite.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I didn't even cut you off.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
I would go on, this is a live concert in
the game? Yes, okay, Fortnite had and it was it
was in the pandemic. Let's cool.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Fortnite had Travis Scott do a virtual performance. Obviously it's
pre recorded, but the visuals were great. And then I
believe they did use a live track with the performance.
And then so Travis Scott is this giant being in
Fortnite performing around you, and you and all your little
Fortnite friends are just bouncing around in the game, kind

(14:30):
of dancing as it's going in the say oh, well,
I saw you know the VR headsets.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yes, sooner or later, you're gonna be able to buy
a front row seat to any concert for nine ninety
nine and put the headset on and you can like
look behind you and see the crowd. It's the same
venue you're watching the live show. A doctor could prescribe
you that.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
The thing of it for me, I gotta feel that music.
I agree, Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
They're way a bass and oh literally rattle your bones.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, you got collarbones, a buzzing.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Based drum hits.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
And I think one of my favorites is seeing how
a band decides to come on stage.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, that's always my favorite too. And it's the build
up and everybody's cheering together.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's the togetherness, the togetherness, and some day behind you
spills beer on you.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
All right, So we're gonna live forever.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yes, Also, you can up your happiness in the eight
o'clock hour because we have tickets. We're sending you off
to kid Rock and nickel Back and that enters your
name in the hat to get the VIP passes, which
is unbelievable for that big show as well.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
And in that way we are your doctors on the
morning Marsh Pitt prescribing new concerts.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Take your pants off.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
To better your life, jesus or I don't.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
I don't know how to.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Recover from that bono take us.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Away, not to reply the Smashing Pumpkins ever went away.
But it does seem like we're in some version of
Billy Corgan Renaissance.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yes, oh I love this.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm leaning into it. I
like it a lot.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
So even got his old guitar out from Siamese Dream,
like the original one, and he's going to play that
on the new tour coming up.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
It's like, she's it's nice because he's tempered out as
he's you know, progressed through life, and so he's the
same version of like weird that we really like.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I found like deck, it's really nice. That's possible. Turns
out love it? Boys? What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
So?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Summer's upon us tis And there was an article that
was talking about how to create an old school summer
for kids and blah blah blah, and it got me thinking,
what was your best core summer memory?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Remember if you text any texts today, you could win
Pierce the Veil tickets. So you can feedback at eight
four four ninety five fifty. Yes, I went to camp.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You went to camp?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, I used to go to camp. I did two
weeks sleep away camp.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Wow, two weeks is a long time. It was nice.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, it was in like seventh grade. What'd you do
so much stuff? We did horseback riding. We did two
being we did. We had like a little camp actually
camping trip. There was like the camp and then there
was a little island that you could go boat over to.
I'm talking Camp Saint Charles. If anyone went, a lot
of people will go to it, like it was kind
of a national camp. And then we had international counselors,

(17:13):
which was cool. So I got a cancel from France
that I had a huge coach on. Lots of parents
immediately booking their kids for camp. Yeah, do we have
a three week one? Maybe four or five weeks.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
There were kids that went for the whole summer.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, because it went from June through August, and there
were kids that would stay the entire time.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
How fun. Parents just like I don't want to see you.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right out of school right into camp
kind of yeah a little bit.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
What about you, Mars.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I want to say it was either seventh or eighth
grade summer. Our little league team at that time we
were phenomenal. Oh we were rolling. We got close to
getting to the bigger tournament for the older kids. But
it was just fun being outside playing baseball with the guys.
You've been playing with forever, and then in between that,
riding bikes all over the city and in a prairie

(18:03):
path and then like is the most old man thing ever,
but we would just sit in like our porches and
just talk. We'd go to the convenience store, ride your bikes,
ride everywhere. Yeah, you ride over to the video store.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
It was just it was amazing. Those were good times.
I remember that too. You'd like know where your friends
were because the bikes would be in the front yard.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm old enough. We weren't even calling them, I think
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Really like, I didn't have a phone as a kid,
and a few that's my only option. We lived a
long ways from civilization. The only people in the town
of the same.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Age, no one.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Thing we used to do as we got a little
bit older and could start to drive, is we would
go to a snowboard camp on Mount Hood. Oh so
up on the top of a place called Timberline. It's
a ski resort. They have a glacier so in the
summer it stays you know, icy, okay, and they take
all the machines out and they build half pipes and
they put like rails up and stuff, and you would
just spend all day up there in the sunshine.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
It was phenomenal. That's really cool. It was phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Love that wow, until one time I got surnt so
bad because you don't realize sun from the top is
also reflecting off the snow. And we would walk up
and down the halfpipe, and we're driving home and all
of a sudden, my gums, my tongue, and my lips
start swelling so much that I almost couldn't eat until
I got the swelling down because the sunburn was so
bad on my mouth.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Whoa crazy? It was crazy, but it was really fun.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yes, eight four four nine ninety five fifty, let us
know about your perfect summer experiences as a kid.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Michael's pillowy nowsop in it was gross stained along with
Fred Durst. They're outside on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
What do we got emails? I don't know how you
found that email. Actually I do know, because everybody has
my ear everywhere.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
And as we've been kind of helping people just like
leave their jobs, Holly reached out.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Wait wait wait you just said helping people leave their jobs?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Do I get to quit another to well, maybe somebody
hasn't heard us do this yet. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
We people have been reaching out complaining about their bosses.
We just asked the question, do you want to leave
your job? And they say yes?

Speaker 5 (20:08):
And I can't believe this is caught on if I'm
so real, amazing.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
It is an honor to not only talk to their
boss and let them know how terrible they are, but
also just.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Ribbing into them getting some stress off the shills.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's nice because there's no consequences for me.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
I'll come out.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, we can't air those cards. There is a little
bit more behind the scenes, stuff them up.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
But yes, we're going to talk to Holly. Hear what's
going on to her and if she.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Well, obviously she's calling for a reason. We're going to
help her quit her job tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
So I love this for me.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right? Can we talk to her next? Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (20:47):
All right?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
All right, we'll talk to Holly on Rock ninety.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Five to five.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Holly?

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, this is Holly.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 8 (20:59):
You know I've been better because I am just having
such an issue with my boss and I am up
to here and I am ready to get out of
this job.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I am done.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Okay, tell us what's going on with your boss.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Here's it's just here's the thing. I take my job
very seriously. I'm a lifeguard, you know, I kind of
have to.

Speaker 8 (21:19):
It's, you know, a big part of what I do.
I got to, you know, watch over people, guard they're lives,
making sure they're okay in the pool. And I'm actually
a lifeguard at one of those like indoor pools, and
you know, it's a great job. It's just there's a
lot I have to do. I'm always involved. And the
thing is my boss Eric, I just this man. He
just doesn't seem to give a rap ass. People's lives

(21:42):
are on the line, and he is smoking weed.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
In the guard shack. Technically is something that should be
going on. Yeah, it's the wrong time to be high.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
Especially you know when you've got a lot of live
bodies in the pool, and you know, on top of
that he comes and hung over and all the time
he is just so happy to delegate every little thing
he has to do on to me. And the issue
is I do his job very well, which is why
he keeps getting away with it.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
And I'm done.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
I am so I cannot do this anymore like, aside
from the fact this isn't fair, this just isn't safe
and I don't know why, like this is not being
talked about in my workplace more like this is dangerous
and I'm just I'm fed up. I am done, so
so can I I can quit your job for you?

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Then?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
How done?

Speaker 8 (22:35):
Are I'm so done that I called a radio station too?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
So yeah? All right, yeah, Holly, I would love, I
would absolutely love to quit your job for you. Is
there anything like personal he would like me to say
to this guy.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Like, how do I get under his skin?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Ooh? That is good?

Speaker 8 (23:02):
All right, So here's what I think we have to do.
Are what I think you need to do? Since he
doesn't actually give a crap about the job itself, we
have to kind of destroy his nature as a person
because he clearly doesn't care about perman into his.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Nine So good at that?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Wow? Yeah it's right, Michael, Yes, yeah, yes, every day.
We were absolutely born for this one. Holly.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, I got your girl.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I'm gonna get some more details off the air so
that we can kind of surprise you and also, dear
listener with what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
But I need to know more about this guy so
I can really tear into him. So you stay on
the line, Okay, Holly, all right.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
And we will talk to Holly's boss tomorrow. Right here
on the Morning marshpin on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
Now here's five or so things with Mayores. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Well, six things You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Um bags no longer fly free on Southwest Airlines to
day starts paid bags on Southwest Airlines after fifty years
of bags fly free.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
That's insane. Fifty years, fifty years.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Audacity when planes are falling out of the sky to
find new things to charge us for.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
First bag will be thirty five dollars. Second bag will
be forty five dollars. And there are weight restrictions for this,
all of them. If you are a business, select Choice
Extra or a list Preferred, you get too free check bags,
and then a list and Chase Rapid Rewards.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Car members get one free check bag. What are these titles?
Way out? It's something that you're paying for again, I
would imagine.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, listen, if you are a VP passenger one listener
of the Morning mash Pit, you don't have to pay
for your luggage.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
British pole dancers took a trip to Greece and then
I got arrested for performing on a landmark. Of all
the things that you could go see in Greece, they
decided that they were going to do a trip tease
performance on a specific historic landmark. They didn't say, but
they did get arrested. They were in skimpy clothing, clothing

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and did not fully understand the gravity of the situation.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
I want to know where they were dancing.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I also want to know what they think the gravity
of the situation is.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Do they know about Greek mythology? The gods would have
loved it?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I want pictures, I want it. Do you want evidence?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Ryan Reynolds has teamed up with green Day to celebrate
a new show called Underdogs. Green Day wrote the theme
song for the show and it is a nat GEO
show that is voiced and narrated by Ryan Reynolds that
explores the bizarre habits of underdog animals like bizarre mating strategies,

(25:44):
surprising superpowers, deception, dubious parenting skills, and gross out behavior.
Brian Reynolds is very excited for this. This all premieres
on June fifteenth on that GEO and ABC.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Can't wait to hear how Blake Lively is somehow involved.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm sure she's there.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Miami Beach is now serving a thirty three thousand dollars
cocktail that comes with a Burkein bag. I don't know
how much this bag is, but I would imagine because
the cocktail by itself only being one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
It's nine hundred and ninety dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
That quick math.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
But if you're looking for said Burken bag, you can
go to Poppy Steakhouse. Is Drink has Belvedere ten vodka,
gretefruit oil, a little blanc, a Lilette blanc with peach
garnish and a scoop of caviar on the side.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Not worth it?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You charged him that much.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I want the steak I'm eating to be made from
the same cow that the leather was used for that bag.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Oh, standard leather.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Burken bags range from twenty thousand dollars this is a purse,
huh to thirty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Okay, so it's right on track.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
A year of college and damn finally.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Over at rate Field they will be holding a very
special Catholic Mass as they are celebrating Chicago's Oh, Pope
Leo the fourteenth. This is happening on June fourteenth. Gates
open at twelve thirty.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
The program starts at two thirty.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I do fully believe that this is free and then
there will be a special video message from the Pope himself.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
That is incredible, especially for Catholics. A Mass in a stadium.
What in the mega church are we doing out here?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
So this isn't a game, This is just mass. That'd
be fun.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yes, go have you been to a Catholic Mass?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Where are they gonna kneel?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Aline?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
That's what I meant. I meant literal kneeling.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
No, Oh my god, I missed one. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Is that not what you're scoffing?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
It's just it's so much And how long do I
have to wait? How long is this thing? How long
is a Catholic Mass?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Is an hour?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
That's fine? Yeah, but the only thing is Blessed ray Field.
The Socks need this all of a sudden. They just
rest of the season.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
They love the does hand out.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
This is what is needed. Blessed the whole.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
But yes, we will have more about the White Sox
coming up in White Sox Wednesday with your chance to
win a four packet tickets to see them play the Cardinals. Oh,
thank you, you're welcome, Maria.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Think it's more rock ninety five to five? What are
we doing? Boys?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Oh that's why you were so excited to talk. Okay,
really favorite part of the day.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I have so much to say.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Last night another huge win for the Cubs. Cubs pulled
the walk off four to three win over the Colorado
Rockies eleven innings in eleven innings at Wrigley Field. They
hand the Rockies their twenty first consecutive series loss.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Wow, damn, the Rockies might break the White Socks, dre
that's what they're thinking.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Oh my goodness, they're on track to break the record
so early in the season.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Two crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Now, I can't do sports.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
And the White Sox fell, So to forward to the
New York Mets in Queens yesterday.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
That's a met that's a good question. I'll look it up. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I think it's got something to do with metropolitans. But
oh yeah, I think it's right. But yes, we will
talk more White Sox later on in the hour in
White Sox Wednesday with your chance to win a four
packet tickets to see.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
The White Sox take on the Cardinals.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
But other sports, NBA Finals not there yet, but the
semifinals very good. I was gaming yesterday and completely forgot.
Pacers were at home against the Knicks. Another good game.
Pacers take a three to one lead on this one.
And in tonight, okay see looks to wrap things up

(29:40):
against Minnesota again.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
They had a closer game.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
It wasn't a complete blowout, but I'm excited to see
some more playoff basketball tonight. And then the Sky dropped
their four straight and it's been big losses.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Was it over the weekend when the Knicks were way
down and came back and won that game?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yes, damn that was a good That was some good
basket man. That was a great game. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Let's hear the Metropolitans some metsar oh and they were
a professional team in the eighteen hundreds. Indeed, got a
cool wild hockey going on. Western Conference Final going down.
The Edmonton Oilers lead the series three to one against
the Dallas Stars. In Game four, the Oilers secured a
four to one victory with standout performances by Leon dry
Sidle and Ryan Nujopkins. Eastern Conference Final going on right now,

(30:27):
the Florida Panthers hold a three to oh series lead
over the Carolina Hurricanes. Flocking bad for the Hurricanes despite
the dominant position. The Panthers face a setback with forward
Sam Reinhart sideline to a lower body injury.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
So who knows.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I'd be pissed if I was a professional athlete. I
still to do conferences.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I did it, I missed it. I'm sorry. Conference was
a conference joke.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Conference for the conference call it is.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
That was a pitty bell.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Wow ticket.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I was moving.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I like a pitty bell. I just want to get belt.
Bring it baby, Yeah, on the way.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Fun to the Head next on Rock ninety five to five.
Now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Eight four four, ninety five fifty. We're getting you ready
to be caller ten for Fun to the Head, the
trivia game where we answer questions for you to win
tickets to Rock at the Country, a festival for we
the people, happening June thirteenth and fourteenth in Hastings, Michigan.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
By the way, yes, I'm going to this you're going.
Every person that wins tickets qualifies for the VIP. I
found out the VIP stop notch. Oh, you have a
grandstand area next to the stage where you can just
sit and watch. Or there's a little walkway that you
can go down right to the very front of the
stage like its own little area.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, have to.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
VIP Michael over here, I'm excited, very important, Michael.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Kid, Rock Nickelback and Leonard skinnerd But you have to
be caller ten and you have to play Fun to
the Head with us before we can get you there
eight four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty and now.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Fun to the Head on. Yeah, don't worry, they're using
nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Lance? Yes? Hey, Lance,
how you doing today? All right?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Have you ever lanced lamps? Would you say? Lance? A lot?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
There is.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I like a lot of Lance.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Well, Lance, welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
It's a trivia game where we answer questions for you
to win tickets. And this time we have a Rock
the Country a festival for we the people up for
grabs with a VIP upgrade coming down this Friday. So
the big question for you is who do you want
to answer questions for you today.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Let me have the lady, Oh, the lady lady? All right, Michael,
can you deal with questions there? My good man?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Try?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Oh boy, see how my reading is today. I'm gonna
find out a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You're not gonna sound that one out. It's the.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
What here's your first question? What US state has more
cows than people?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Nebraska, No, is it? Wisconsin?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Ida?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Cowsy potatoes, They're doing something.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Sorry, it's not a great first start. I would never
have guessed Idaho, though I would have been wrong too.
I went like Oklahoma, Colorado's big on cows.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I don't know, all right? Question number two? Oh for one?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
What rock band was banned from SNL in nineteen ninety
seven for trashing the set and swearing live rage against it?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Thanks Lance, I'm going to get you these tickets. Man,
being influence is a cheerleader.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I'm imagining you in a mini skirt right now, and
I gotta say your legs in my mind's eye.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Looking Question number three, I don't like that what US
holiday has more beer sales than the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I think, yeah, you got it? Yeah, Actually I think the.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Key is beer almost said Memorial Day, probably because I
figured it would be topical, probably right up.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Although I think Sinco to mine is just pretty high
naturally too.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Well, but they say, well, I guess beer too. But
I was thinking like Christmas is in Those holidays are
more cocktails.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And more like Yeah, I was thinking out on a
boat with fireworks. That's when I want my beer.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
That sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
How about you, Lance? What are you doing for Fourth
of July this year?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm doing the same, blown them up, n come.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Hang with you, lamb.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
So two for three?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
All right, one more? Okay and Lance, you're gonna win?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
What?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Excuse me?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Okay what Sega console flopped commercially, but was way out
of it ahead of its time with internet capability in
nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I have literally no idea.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I don't know that I could name a SECA console
if I'm being honest, I.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Don't know, Lance.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Do you know? Yeah, man, Lance, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
The Dreamcast.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, go ahead, out all right, okay.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Oh god smack my ellow cocking. I didn't. I didn't
know that the Dreamcast had Internet capabilities back then.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I didn't know there was a Dreamcast.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Granted it was dial up at that time. Sorry about
my age, Yeah, final question.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Beat.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
It all comes down to this.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
What redheaded actress played a punk rock high schooler in
the movie Easy, a and Spider Man's love interest in
the same decade.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Emma Stone. You got it, Emily Stone.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
It's a real name who I have.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Representive you today and I.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Have won in your.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Honor, sir. You proud of me?

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Lance, were hanging out at the nickelback Kid rock show. Lance,
can you make Maria's day and say you're proud of her?

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I can't shoot you after that, but Lance, you are
all set. You got t gets to rock the country,
a festival for we the people all have happening in Haystings,
Michigan June thirteenth to the fourteenth, And you are qualified
for that VIP upgrade that Michael has been talking about
so much. Michael hit a few key points on that upgrade.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Oh my god, there's a backstage area that is like
air conditioned and catered. Okay, so you can get out
of the heat. You get private bathrooms that are air
conditioned and work like real bathrooms. They don't back up
like the porta potties yea. And not only that, this
is my favorite part. You'll get to watch Nickelback, Kid
Rock and all the other bands side stage basically, and
then if you want to, you can go down a

(37:31):
little shoot and get down right in front of the
stage where you can watch it from front row.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I love all of that.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
So Lance be listening on Friday a little after eight
point thirty where we're gonna reach out to our VIP winner.
We'll call you, of course, but for everyone else, if
you want to go, get your tickets at rockthcuntry dot com.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
All thanks for our friends, It's time to dork out.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah ners, All right, So this one's weird, but I'm
so very excited.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I expect this out of the CIA music.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
It has been revealed that the CIA ran a Star
Wars fan site.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I read about this to chat with spies. This is
so cool. So if you are.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
A Star Wars fan and you happen to go to
Star warsweb dot net.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
It did directly link to the CIA, but on the front.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
End of it, Star Wars News quotes fan banners and
the one thing that I know they had a perfect.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Front ads for legos. They know their audience perfectly.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
They're still making because they are.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
The audience is made up a bunch of star wars.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
So apparently if you had the correct password and press
the space bar, a secure line to the CIA handlers
would supposedly be unlocked.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
How they passed notes like for people that were out,
you know.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
The password jar jar.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
That Michael, let's go. Have you cracked this website before?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I haven't yet.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
That's the issue.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
The block twist to this show is going to be
someday it'll be revealed that Michael is, in fact a
CIA has been under cover up.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
This entire time.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
So now the worry and concern is people are like, oh,
what other sites have the CIA been running and we've
just been on top of and they're just sending messages
back and forth. Porn Hub OnlyFans was on that list.
Think people are just communicating on interesting. Yeah, that's a

(39:45):
triple front right.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
About work? Wait? Wait, why are you paying to talk
to the c I A if you talk to.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Hey, Look, it's got to look real. It absolutely has
to look real. On the way next, it's commercial free
music because we love you here at Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
I don't think there's anything better than springtime, summertime, sitting
at the ballpark, having a beer, having a dog. And
we want to hook you up right here on Rock
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. The Morning martch bit
is on eight.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Four four fifty Collar ten. You're going to see the
White Sox.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
You're gonna see them take on the Cardinals, Saint Louis Cardinals,
the Cardinals.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yes, I was gonna say Cardinals.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
This is where Michael's actually going to be a White
Sox fan for two seconds. They have eight going on
over at the stadium. Outside of Mass. There's not a
baseball game happening during Mass. I believe Mass is free.
It's church, but they will ask you to donate.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I'm gonna say you've heard the collection basket right.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
On Friday, June sixth, get ready for Mexican Heritage and
I presented by Modello, where the first fifteen hundred fans
get a special jersey model also a jersey, a jersey
that's dope. Yes, postgame fireworks after this one, and then
the very next day is the Socks Crawl.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Taste of the Socks.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I have to hope they have all those amazing food
options out there ready for you to try.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Oh and then, of course, what's better than beer in
the stadium.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
So wait a minute, the socks Crawl is in the building. Yes,
you go from place to place to play free game.
Before the game, I'm.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Gonna take off my blue and I'm gonna sneak into
the stadium.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
And then the very next day, Family Sunday is presented
by Coca Cola, a thing going on all summer long
where the kids can run the bases. Afterwards, Hey, white socks,
we want to run the bases too.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
We want to run the base. I want to Oh
my god, you can do that too. You can likely jog.
We don't want you to hurt yourself.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You could skip you yes, absolutely, And then that is
also South Paul's birthday. Should we should we get somebody?
Should we give these tickets away?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yes? But Maria, you could also gallop?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Oh my good, could as a horse girl. Don't say
that to the horse girl.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I could slither. Okay through.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Let's go to the phone lines here, Rock ninety five five,
you're live on the radio.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
With the morning mosh Pitt. What's your name? Hey, hey Nick,
how you doing? You've won tickets?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Well?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Start my tail route in so I'm hoping for.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, you got them, you got it. You better be
a White Sox fan though.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Oh I grew up in Beverly on the Southwest.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yes, here we go.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
You've got the four pack of tickets so that you
can go see them take on the Saint Louis Cardinals.
Michael will be very happy with a win, along with
the rest of the North Side. But for you, I
just want you to enjoy with your family. Specifically, who
are you taking with you to this one? I'll be
taking my little girls, Daddy daughter done.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
It's so wholesome, socks and rate field.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
It doesn't get any better.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Nick were first, it's so cute White Sox steady.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Daughter pays, take pictures and tag us and.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yes, yes, absolutely I will. This is all very exciting.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Happy to get you set on this, but also no
next Wednesday and all summer long it will be White
Sox Wednesday for you to get hooked up like Nick
here on Rock ninety five to five Cuz it's commercial
free right now because we love you.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
World for sale useless.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
If any aliens are interested, please contact the Morning.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh my god, please buy us aliens. Please'd be awesome.
Oh my goodness, Wow, I would love your technology.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I think they use us for the technology. They're buying
us for reason. We'd be a resource for them.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
What if aliens save us from AI?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
What if alien technology runs on human fuel?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Oh my god? What if aliens fought a I Oh
my god?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
What is that alien versus predator?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I think predator was an alien, I know.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
But he could also be a have a.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Lot of technology. Lots of aliens were pretty primal.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
But yeah, I mean like he's kind of biomechanical.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
He was.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, they they they are female predators as well.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
You guys read it for a rock Report.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, sorry, show we should do that.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
By the way, I think George is Lucas's ears just
perked up on his Kent house on Michigan Avenue.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
He has a life, he does.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Trying to be friends with him.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
He doesn't love you more than anything.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Gee. Mark Coppis blames Blank one eighty two's breakup on
Tom DeLong Well.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Widely known the Blank one eighty.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Two split in two thousand and five, it was caused
by internal tensions, but Marking a new podcast, has come
out and said the exact reason. He says quote, being
in a band is very difficult.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
But we started this band when we were teenagers, fresh
out of high school. Imagine that, nothing but the band
we would leave for tour. We didn't even have cell phones,
we didn't have girls back home, we didn't have anything.
All that you cared about was the band. Now we
have mortgages, we have kids, we have wives, and Tom
at the time wanted to be home with his wife
and daughter. Travis and I were like, well, we love
our wives and daughters, but.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
We don't want to be home with them. We want
to be on the road. Woof yeah. So then they
took off on the road.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I am shocked that of all of them, Tom is
the family man.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Interesting right, then again, can.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You stay at home with his wife? And was like,
I can't.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
He started two new bands in that time, he wrote
back out on their own. The Who's new drummer has
broken his silence on the band firing Zach Starkey. Last week,
The Who announced that they've dec to part ways with
drummer Zach Starkey, who had been in the band for
nearly thirty years. This was the second time this month
that they fired him. He's the son of Beatles, Legend,

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Ringo star now Who's new drummer, Scott Devours, who plays
in Daltrey's solo band, has spoken out about the situation
in a statement, saying, I'm sure there are many fans
will not accept me or anyone on the throne except
for Zach. I know that this will be the case
and for some I acknowledge that I'm gonna do my
best and we can't wait to hit the road. The
Who playing United Center September seventh, and they've already added

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another show September ninth.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Nice if you're gonna get hung up on the drummer,
you don't like the band that much?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
I know, right Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Food Fighters had to ask for permission to swear, smoke
and drink at their upcoming shows. They're playing some dates
over in Indonesia, Japan, China, and they had to ask
particular governments if they can smoke, drink and swear at
their concerts.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Is it still rock and roll if you have to
ask permission?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I don't think so. So you got it just a discounter?
Is Foo Fighters be in jail?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Okay, we'll setty rock and roll. Let's go, But but
for how long?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Because we could, we could lose them for years, and
it's just like, ay, they broke the rules.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
So I think it was Indonesia.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Back in the day when I was young, I remember
there was this thing where somebody like threw a gum
wrapper on the ground and they like flogged the guy
in the street or something like. They do not mess
around in some of these countries.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah, well, Americans don't have a great reputation for acting
well abroad. Oh no, no, they're gonna teach us the
lessons at some point.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
All of it has to do with the decency laws
in each state. You can find out each country everything
you need to know. At Rock nine five five.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Chi, I'd glad they don't have decency laws. Seriously, only
counting we'd be gone.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
We got a few ll FCC.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Drizzly today, colder than it has been, a high of
sixty degrees, but we're looking at almost ninety next week.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Why are you guys laughing at me this? We're not
left She caught it. I've been doing this all day.
Did you need to explain please?

Speaker 4 (48:10):
So the board is shifted, Okay, it's in. The pots
are in a different place. So when I'm getting Michael ready,
and typically I'll fade the music under and I keep
fading Michael's mic when I'm trying the music.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
It's the best.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
They come in and just move everything around on it.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
It sh shifted everything over one, shifted over one, and
it's throwing me off a little bit because there's two
buttons that are very close to each other that I
don't want to touch at the same time.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
So I'm very focused.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
But whatever, and I don't want to bring you down more.
You know what I mean, Please don't. I don't want to,
and so I'm not going to. But what I am
going to do is make sure we're doing our due
diligence and keeping you informed.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
We just kind of put a positive spin on the
news headlines. It's a genius from the corporate chills. This
is bad news.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Bears Paralympic skier arrested in child sex abuse sting.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Oh, come on the kid's story right off the bat.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, well, off the skis anyway.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Oh no, wait, why did I I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Child dies after falling out a third floor window.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Okay, lot of kids today.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Fine.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Father burned a Memorial Day boat explosion.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yes, he's not, dud thought.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Toxic cane toads spread through Florida neighborhoods, threatening pets. That,
dear friends is a plague. We read about those in Genesis.
Driver detained after plowing through a home then into a
second house.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Wow, he's how fast? Was he going fast enough?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
All of this is just bad news.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Bears so bad today.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Do you feel informed?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (50:03):
I do?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
But do you feel happy?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I don't feel better?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
No, you should wow for.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Bee deat those leopards. Sure can harmonize. Thank your morning,
Mosh Pitt on Rocking ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Mikey, it's text time. Let's get into it. And of course,
this week, as we did a few weeks ago, every
text message you send us, your name goes in the
hat to win fantastic concert tickets. The tickets this time
pierced the veil, Tinley Park. I had the date here
in front of me, but that tes escape to me.

(50:35):
June seventh, My god, June seventh, next week kind of
credit union won amphitheater.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
We're professionals. Oh my god, I had it.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Right in front of me.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Ax yeah from lou Wait, hold up, did you just
shout out the Fluorescence. Shout out to Bobo. That's my homie.
He's the blonde kid on bass. Marris, what'd you think
of the Bay Band's amazing?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
If you don't know the Fluorescence, Chicago band, great punk vibes.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Saw them at the Bottom Lounge, I think a week
ago amazing. I like that, absolutely amazing. Hell yeah from
the two one nine.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
So I just woke up for work, and the first
thing that comes to mind before I jump out of
bed is I can't wait for the drive to work,
to turn on ninety five to five to listen to
the greatest jocks in the world. Not only is the
music the best, those three Maria, Marris and Michael are
like a drug to me that helps me make it
through the day.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Thank you, guys, you do wonders for me. Rock on
Rich from Portage, Indiana. I want to be LSD to
make sure drive.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Oh yep, I like that.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yes, I think he's trying to get the tickets.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
We listen andandring will get you everywhere.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
And we were talking about what your best summer was,
what your best summer memories were. Today from the eight
five seventies is my best summer vacation was when I
was a kid. It was just me and my friends
riding our bikes around the neighborhood and playing kickball in
the field.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Love that, Oh, simple times.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Man, those were the days.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
From the two one nine, my favorite time was chasing
down the ice cream man. Yeah did you ever hear
him coming?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Man? You gotta find the change out. We don't have
money for that?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
What mom?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Everybody else exactly? My mom would just go, no, we're broke,
all right. Have you been to an ice cream man lately? No?
Ice cream's like four or five dollars? Now what?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah's wild?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
From the two one nine, my favorite summer was going
to drivers Ed and playing American Legion baseball.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Oh yes, and here's the winner.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Because it takes me back and I would imagine that
Dan from Parkridge is close in age to us. He says,
summer of ninety three, age twelve, little League Baseball won
the championship. Nice and the Bulls won the NBA Finals.
There you go, best summer ever, Dan, you're going to
see Pierce the Veil.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Wait wait, okay, but the guy that gave us all
that flattery?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah, what about him?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
High five?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Oh, he's winning two.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
He gets a high five, he gets a fifty dollars
gift card to Capri Cafe. Get you a little paraphernalia
so you can smoke a little something on us.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
That's rich.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Did we just double down on Gibbs because we are
just so friendly here on the Morning Mash Pit, Jo Baby,
you can always.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Text us say four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
A different Metallica song it is. It's not nothing else matters.
This is incredible.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Don't send that song to your father for Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
It's not a good and flattering song.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Really.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Well, it's like when people listen to semi Charmed Life
and they're like, wow, what a Bob and it's like, yeah,
it's about map or.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
What's the song that's like everybody thinks is an American song?
Like different?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yep, No, that's criticism, the critical the Morning Mash bit
on Rock ninety five five What a day boys.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Oh my god, what a great show.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
So you're saying I'm not the only one that doesn't
pay attention to the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
No, that's why I often call attention to it. I
wish people would listen to lyrics more. This is a
common problem.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Thank you that.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Hey, you know what's kind of disappointing?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Not a single person texted in to eight four four
nine ninety five point fifty to tell me about a
spell or a ritual that I could.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Use my bones in.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Oh yeah, I got your wisdom phones. I mean my
wisdom teeth that I got pooled yesterday. Brought them into
the studio and all bloodied. There's video already.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
I'm not gonna say there's a specific type of person
that would respond to that.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Which is also daylight.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
So witches are out in daylight? Do you know anything
about wicked culture coming? Oh, we should get wickeds in here.
They're hot.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Girls are thinkingversally sexy.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
That was the thing.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
You had to describe the sexy of a wicked woman?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
What would that be?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
They tend to have like those flowery tattoos, usually on
their hands as well. Tend to have their nails done,
a lot of winged eyeliner, a lot of candles, a
lot of crystals, a lot of nature.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I'm out, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (54:57):
You're not what?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
You're out of data? Couple of women like this? Can
I be honest with you? Oh?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
No that I dated did not shower as much as
I would hope for. They're very hippie. I cannot deal
with to smell.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Sorry that you don't like when women glisten. You don't
understand the summon and oils. If you had paid a
little more attention, you have some good spells. Hell criticizing,
I bet you want them to use soap with fragrance

(55:33):
in disgusting.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
All I heard was they weren't casting the actual spell
on you, because there's sometimes it's just like.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
A put a spell on you.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
That's beautiful right there, cause you're.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
I was going to hit the button, but there's no
good transition into the next song.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
But it'll try.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
Here.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
We got a spell on you because the witch and
because what and you are gone us to my cauldron.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, we'll be back tomorrow for Thursday. Thursday already, Yes,
we're already here.