Dave Grohl's Baby Mama is Reveled!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's lit. I'm not my own worst eneme. I'm your
worst enemy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, you're not. You're my best friend, buddy.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You should have standards that care about yourself a little more.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
She probably can see a doctor about that. Welcome to
the morning, Marsh.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
But my name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm Maris, I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're to the lady A little bit there.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well, I switched microphones. Do I sound a little better?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I like it?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Check one too, check one too.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, you sound as bad as normal to me. Happy Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
What do we have today?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Boys?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Just an update for anyone traveling on northbound Kennedy. It
is closed. There was a fatal accident earlier this morning
and they are still working on getting that taken care of. So, uh,
just plan accordingly if you see a ton of traffic
on a northbound Kennedy. On this show, we're going to
talk about random er visits and how to avoid them.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, now, it's weird things though that you wouldn't think
about that could send you to the er. Well, I'll
tell you one of them, like petting a random dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's so fair. But also I'm not gonna not pet
the random dog. If not friend, why friend? Chaped?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
We gotta talk sports. Big cubs are killing it undefeated.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, we've got to talk about that.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
It's spring training, but yes, we will dive into that dog.
We also have giveaways today, Oh do we? Yes, we have.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Pierced the Veil and Summer of sixty nine tickets to
give away.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Who's playing Summer of sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
That would be Nickelback and Creed.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Damn that's a big ticket. My question is do we
have kids bop tickets?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Just last week w c HI Weather with our air
quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why the air quotes?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Do you have a what do you do you have
to get a degree in meteorology? What's do you have one?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Of course, what's your accuracy rate? Since you've started doing weather?
Let's go with snowfall.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
It's your interest that are the problem.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Isn't that always the case?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
This is crazy? This week is I can't believe what
I'm looking at. High forties all week? Yeah, today, fifty
one and cloudy, Yeah tomorrow, sunshine all day and forty
seven degrees.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, I'm gonna go for such a walk. I'm gonna
walk like no one's ever seen before.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I haven't swam in like Michigan yet. I'm excited. No,
it's just Wednesday. It's gonna be raining a little bit,
and I have forty nine degrees Thursday, cloudy and forty two.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's just gonna be a great Wait, fingers and toes.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Stick up his butt. He'd be a Michael popsicle. A bicycle.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Boy, call a mic for sure, So hop on a bicycle.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
There's your temperature. Wait wait wait, I said that on
your weather.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Thank you, Michael, I get it right, Yes you did.
On the way.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Uh, Netflix has got a restaurant, like they need more
money from us.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
No good. It's good that they're adding a food element
to They're terrible movies and shows, so they can just
be all the worst parts of the theater. I love that.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I want to hear this.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Menu on the way on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Nickelback tickets coming up on the show today Rock ninety
five five, Chicago's rock station, Melia.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh hi, So Netflix is making its own restaurant, Netflix
Bites Cheez. It's gonna be at the MGM Grand Vegas
in Vegas. Yes, yes, yes, yes, And I have the
menu in front of me.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh oh glory.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
We need to see the ponds. Of course, we got
nachos never more. We got stranger wings. That's not bad,
that's good. Right from squid Game, we got red Bite
Green Bite. Ooh, they have surferboard pizza.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
What is red Bite? Green Bite beats me the squid Game.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
In the game, they play a red light green light
and if you're moving then you die.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I just meant, what was the food?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh? What's the food?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
On the menu does have an explanation.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
A challenge from the front man, spin the wheel to
decide your fate featuring fried chicken dipping sauces.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, Netflix, okay, they probably like
hire their chefs, like they hire their actors and barely
pay them then fire them every two weeks so that
they don't have to raise any salaries and like we
don't get any continuation on the content.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Stream canceling all the good streamings. Yeah, pretty much else.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Netflix is a yolk Oh that's fun.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
But an egg egg dish, it sure is.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm glad you were able to put that one together.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
My good boy, try it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Dusty Buns, cinnamon Waffles, Ginny and George's Peaches, Foster Eleven's
Feast from Stranger Things some of Eleven's personal comfort food favorites,
including crispy chicken and waffles.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, I just get steak in Vegas. I have some
great steakhouses.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm certainly not going out of my way for this.
Oh and this is probably my favorite one chicken noodle soup.
So at some point we just gave up, you know,
famous for being chicken noodle soup from the familiar chicken
noodle soup.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
You know, like mom made.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Got a traffic alert this morning. Northbound Kennedy is closed
at the junction, so be aware of that if you're
heading out for work. Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station, Marris,
what's up?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
So hypothetically you're in college, we faint the picture for you.
You're in college, I drop out. Don't drop out just yet. Okay,
you will after this happens. But okay, you have an
inflatable sex doll.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
College can be tough.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
And you get caught by your roommate having relations with
said inflatable sex doll.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
It's disappointment.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
What did they think I was using it for? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
It just stops mint and goes what'd you think this
is for?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna own it, Like yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
No kidding, not me.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I'm running for the bathroom, like.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, there's one reaction and two reactions.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I'm like, get out.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm not done.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
So instead of taking the Maria action and being very
confident about the decision that you actively made, the college
student was thoroughly embarrassed stop coitus with the sex doll?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Count is coitus? I think it's still masturbation at that
point inanimate objects.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Stop masturbation with sex sex and then tries to destroy
the evidence by setting it on fire in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, so they are, but they already caught you.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Also the smell, oh yeah, the burning plastic.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Not just plastic.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
But now now, because you decided to burn the sex
doll in a garbage receptacle in the hallway, the fire
department had to get caught. And now everyone knows your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Everybody comes out their doors, right, they're looking. Fire department
reaches in the thing, pulls out what looks to be
a half burnt human skin of a skin on the ground.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Also, it didn't fix anything like what they still saw you.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Have you ever been really embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, it just sounded like, yeah, I do a lot
of embarrassing stuff. I've learned to pretty much just own it.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Let's we'll find a moment. I think we can find
a moment.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Mikel Well, yeah, we found the moment a couple of
months ago when Michael decided to just place some audio
on here that I.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Wasn't prepared for.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
So that was I was just thinking again, I was
just thinking about that audio today. So moral of the story,
just finish.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, just own it.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
If you would have just own it, you wouldn't be
in this. So you need to on your self esteem.
You need to you can just handle things and being
embarrassed and you'll be good to.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Go, truly.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And it's also college, So I guarantee that sex doll
was less embarrassing than a lot of the chicks your
body brought into his bed. So I don't know, maybe
just go with it.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, I hope those firefighters got rid of that, because
you don't want to leave that thing laying around to college.
What else they burnt or not?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Do you think that they kept it for posterity's sake?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I think don't. You don't want college boys finding it
for your puster.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
You think somebody else was going to take said you
used to burnt.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Disarm and dad arm.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Okay, we got both arms.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
We can now proceed with the morning mash fit on
Rock nine five.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Two for three today.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Okay, there's a lot of really small things in life
that we can do just to like, manage and be
happier in life.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, just I'm not going to do them anymore.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah, just a few small things gonna give you maybe
five more minutes of life when it comes down to it.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yes, Murac, things.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Makes us unhappy. What if I'm only happy not doing things?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, then you go back into your dark hole.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Into dark hole. Okay, go ahead, I need all the
help I can get.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
What's what set you up there?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Take and how dare you a deep breath before reacting
or making a decision? It gives you See you didn't
take a deep breath?

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Yeah, exactly, counter counterpoint.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That makes me happy.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I need this. So what are we saying here?

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yes, taking a deep breath give you that thought, gives
you that moment, and give you that clarity so you
don't make a sharp decision that you're not going to.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Like later or make the decision make your plot line
more interesting.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm saying, Okay, you've walked this off a cliff.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Right down one thing you're grateful for every day, and
then keep track of it so that you can see.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
You know, it's funny that they always say to do that, right,
but it seems annoying to me because I don't want
to sit down and write a bunch knowing that it
could just be one, just one.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Thing every day.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hold on, I'm going to write down with the thing
I'm grateful for.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You tell us about that in just a second. I
swear hang out.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
A huge track every day.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Now, she's amazing.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Do stretches every hour, no matter how long or short.
Just do some stretches. Just loosen up the body, belimber.
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I need to move more? Yes, I'm noticing because it's
cold out, I'm not moving much.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
And yeah, yeah, I just don't want I can't.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I actually can't even touch my toes.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I can't either, so we're in the same boat.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I can after like fifteen minutes of severe stretching, was
I was throwing my back out weird string being I
finally got down there.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Flexibility over here.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's such a difference in elevation, and that probably makes
it dizzy.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
You're going to actually hate this one.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Oh God, to spend time unplugged from your phone and
do what it's.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Kind of impossible, be alone with my thoughts.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
What a nightmare?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah? Yeah, absolutely not. When was the last time you
just stared at the ceiling?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
She can't, she paces, that's real.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Since still long, I'm going to need to replace a floor.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
You got hardwood in that carpets, right, correct, that's good.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh, I got some hardwood, And I'm telling you anyway,
more about Michael's mom.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm grateful for her.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Jesus the roast. Drink more water. I think everybody knows this.
It's like staying hydrated really does help.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, well water, drinking water, it doesn't take that good.
You feel better.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Every liquid has water in it, doesn't have to be water.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah. You could also say, like eating meat has water
in it.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That doesn't help the situation.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Got my water, let's go.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
So I'm breathing. I'm taking Maria talks.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Writing, stretching, unplugging, drinking water, and then I feel just.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Reading a page from a book.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Because now I have to read there. I can listen
to an audiobook that's about second do Can.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
It be the phone book?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Can we negotiate?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I can read page off.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
A phone book.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Body's business.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
So Michael's going to try. Iria fought less harder than
anything else.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm not doing it. I'm going to prove that you
can be happy actively fighting the happiness if contrarianism is
where you find your joy.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Good morning, mush Fit on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Again, a warning if you're traveling on northbound Kennedy that
they are closed at the junction and it is backed up.
There's a lot of people looking at the accident that
happened earlier this morning.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Michael, what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
This is crazy. So a lot of people like to
gamble right well, Pennsylvania they've had such a problem with
gambling that they have what they call a self Exclude
Usion List, which allows people with a gambling problem to
block themselves from betting in casinos.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's cool, It's not a bad idea. It's helpful.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
At a certain point, you get sober or you're having
a day and you're like, I gotta stop doing this.
I'm gonna ruin my life. I'm gonna call all these
numbers and you set yourself up to win? Yeah, not
a bad idea, Well there was forty six year old man.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Set yourself up to win, probably for a choice in
this context.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Go on.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
A forty six year old man had called and excluded
himself from everything. He snuck into a casino and won
a jackpot of fifty seven thousand dollars, went up to
claim it, gave him his name, and guess what they said,
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Hey, dumb, dumb, that's brutal.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
You shouldn't be here. And the casino's looking for any
reason not to give you money.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
And he's like, no, my intermittent reinforcements I needed that.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Totally screwed himself over out of the out of the jackpot,
and cited for trust passing at the casino because he
put himself on the list.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh my gosh, it get worse, you know what.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It's a tough lesson to learn, but that's gotta learn it.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
You know, could a man to drink?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I mean, but as the casino, what do you do
with that sixty k? Whatever you want?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
What I mean, don't need probably pay an executive.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Probably maybe.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah. I was about to say, maybe get a carpet
from like post in nineteen ninety five. But what am
I thinking? That would be ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
The casino would lose its charm. It doesn't smell like
cigarette smoke. I'm not gonna win any money in here,
you know. I want a place where I have a shot.
I want a slot machine with el Vira on it.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Let's go. Now, here's a bit only plug there.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Plug it.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Plug it up.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Turn your mic on?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Didn't turn my Micae'll plug it. That's great, slug it, oh,
plug it. Any clue what we're giving away today, guys?

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Wow? When are we giving away?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Not? Kids bop tickets?

Speaker 7 (14:51):
H oh man?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Here's the veil?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Very good, here's the veil.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I gotta your theater Saturday, June seventh this year, and if.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
You want to go, I'd love for you to call
in and be collar ten.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Maria's raising her hands four to four.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
We will be taking questions from the plug.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's a question from a listener.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Kids tickets, No, we do not have kids about tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Man Pierce.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
The veil up for grabs now with the world's most
difficult question on the way on Rock ninety five five,
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
What's going on, Trey?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Not much? Not much?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Love to see it.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
So we have some tickets available for you with Pierce
the Veil coming up on June seventh this year.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Obviously not next year.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
As I was about to roll into inward, thoughts were
not to come out of my Yeah, nobody's gonna know.
But then I said it, good job, Marris. But I
want to set you up with these tickets. I do
have a very difficult question for you. Are you ready
for said question?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
My favorite serving platter?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
What is your favorite color?

Speaker 8 (16:24):
You know?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I like midnight purple.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Purple.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Wow, Trey is a man of taste.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I bet he is a sterling silver tray.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Three for five today. Well done, Maria Tray. You're all set.
You're going to see Pierce to Veil at Credit Union
one Amphitheater, and for everyone else that wants to go,
tickets are available at Live nation dot com.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
It's a hell of a community service, I'll tell you
that much things. All the things we're gonna start with
a man in Boston as they are looking for him
because he peed on the side of a bar. Cops
earner an actual search for an unidentified mystery peer turned
on a local drinking establishment, and when he turned a

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local drinking establishment into his personal bathroom, the owners called
it disgusting and disrespectful to the staff and patrons.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I mean, did he be on the outside of the bar?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
It was the outside of the bar. We've all been there, and.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
The cops are looking for him. I mean, my god,
how much time do they have on their hands.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I really think he did something else to anger the
cops and the bar this much that they're looking food
on it.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Maybe it was more than this.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Just seems like a lot to be getting police involved.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yes, it's not a lot of crime going on in Boston.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
A drunk guy on.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
The side of a building. Oh my god, bar, you
stop the world?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
You signed up for this.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Gen Z has a new idea micro retirement, similar to sabbaticals.
They are taking advantage of stepping away from their jobs
for extended breaks.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
And I don't hate this. Go to work.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
What is the deal with this? I'll just go do
your job, show up, do your job.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
You do a morning show, Michael chill out.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
I don't think you're in any position to be preachy.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
You're right. Tell me about this retirement, Yes, of dealing
with the marial.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
It's similar to a teacher sabbatical, but obviously shorter for
different positions.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
And I seriously, I don't hate it.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
It's going back and taking time for yourself, but going
back to the job that you love so much.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
So what does your job do when you disappear? Somebody
covers for you. Yeah. Universal Kids Resort is coming to Texas.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
This new resort will be in Frisco, Texas, featuring Shrek,
Put Some Boots, Trolls, Gabby's Dollhouse, SpongeBob, SquarePants, Millions, and
Jurassic Park. And I cannot wait for this to open
next year.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Put Some Boots was my nick name of college. I
was so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Kid sell three for six.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Betty White is being honored with a UPS stamped. The
Golden Girl star and first Lady of Television will get
her stamp on March twenty seventh, and this will all
be unveiled at the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Where she was a trustee and volunteered full time.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Put a stamp on it, both of you.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
And finally, an Illinois bus driver saved a nonverbal teen
found barefoot in the dangerously cold temperatures. The bus driver
in Wheeling spotted the teen and loaded him on to
his bus until authorities were alerted and he could get
him back to his family. Shout out to the bus driver.
I wish we had the bus driver's name, but that's

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not listed.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
But yeah, big on you for saving that teen. Slash
the alert.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
That would be my brother. My brother would absolutely do that.
He would definitely go for a walk barefoot because that wandering, yeah,
in like the snow, because that was who he is.
And then he would get lost and then we would
have to call the cops.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I know this team.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't know this team, but I know this teen.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm glad he was found.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah good on the bus fo or on you buddy?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
What test did you have in glass today that you
were avoiding?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
If he wasn't barefoot, I would have been like, yeah,
absolutely on the way on Rock ninety five to five
A time old American establishment.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I have a single tear running down my cheek.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Is running into some issues, and I don't think we're
gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
On the Way on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
To five, Oh sad but true. Indeed, on the morning
mash Bit tell us the news.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
After closing some Florida stores last year, Hooters is reportedly
preparing to file for bankruptcy. This place is a staple.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
In my life, all of our lives, Michael.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I mean an alternate femininity.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
A lot of young men got a little bit of
a talk from dad when he took them to Hooters.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
And I, as a woman growing up in the society,
had something to aspire to.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
And how's that going?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Not great? I'm not even hit a tank top right now?
What's the point of any of this?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Maris?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I just the wings?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
What about the wings?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Listen?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I loved some naked wings, chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
That is not why I went.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
The beer.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Why'd you go, Michael, the frosty cold beer.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I have a note here that I've written to Hooters,
to your Hooters. You gave us legendary wings, unforgettable nights,
and a place where beer and good times flowed endlessly.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Well let him get through it.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Does anybody have a tissue?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
No? Clean? I don't want to know what that is.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
This is what you sounded like when you would talk
to the Hooters waitresses too.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
I nailed it.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Where do my look?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Those bright orange shorts and iconic owl forever be a
part of the restaurant's history.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hoot.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Thanks for the memories, the laughter, and of course the wings.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Hooter, don't do it. This is in solidarity.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
I hardly know.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Where rest in peace?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Rest in six piece wings. Yes, naked, delivered by a
ten who will never give you the time of day,
but has to act like it in this moment. Mourning mush,
but I'm rugnant. Other that's my meditation, morning mushmit intro.
Name's Maria Palmer, that's Maris say hi yo, Michael, Hello? Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
What do we have?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Boys?

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Sport?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Thank First of all, a huge congratulations to the Blackhawks organist.
He has been playing the keys for Blackhawks games for
thirty three seasons, some.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Good days and a lot of bad dad.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Wait, why does that translate to years? Thirty three seasons?
How many years?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Thirty three?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Is?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It should be thirty three years?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Okay? Since nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I didn't know if we did a season a year.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
I wouldn't minus a COVID year, but even still, I mean,
it's a long tenure.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
But after the black Hawks, the way the Blackhawks have
played recently, I understand retiring. I wouldn't want to be
in that building either.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I understand retiring and that I don't want to work
until I die.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
You know, it hurts as someone who loves hockey. It
is so hard to watch this team. We come out
of the four Nations face off some of the best
hockey we've ever seen. By the way, sixteen million people
watch that game. Oh yeah, which is crazy, most viewed
the hockey game ever.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
We need chory.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I'm intrigued to see if they'll do it again, and yes,
oh they will.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Thank you anyway, go Blackhawks.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
And shout out to him.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I mean, I hope they get better. It's just so
hard to watch. But you know, it's not hard to
watch right now.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Birds aren't great holding hockey sticks.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Continue.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
You know, it's not hard to watch right now.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
What you're undefeated world champion. Oh, pump the breaks a
little bit. Chicago Cup pumped the breaks a little bit.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
He physically was trying to pump the brakes, and I said,
like he had to lind up it and everything.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
I pulled the break.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
It is still spring training, I don't It is positive
to see that they know how to hit a ball
in spring training, indeed, versus what the White Sox did
over the weekend. Did you see the clip? I saw, Maria,
because I know you saw the clip too. I wanted
to describe it.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
White Sox played the Cubs, okay, all.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
The weekend, and the White Sox outfielder is going up
to catch the pop fly.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Misgage is where the pop fly? Yeah? The fly ball, Yes,
balls in the air, I know.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
So he's getting ready to catch it, and I don't
know if it was the sun or whatever, Butody and
this judge is the fence behind him, crashes into the fence,
his gloves in the wrong spot, and a ball just
hits him in the head.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Been there, just like a literally a Looney Tunes character.
Should have been enough.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
But the Cubs are seven and oho in spring training.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Sorry, they beat the White Sox seven to three.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's okay, That's what I was thinking of.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, yes, and then yesterday they beat New York or
the Rangers. Excuse me, they beat the Rangers. So we're
doing well kicking butt out there go go Cubbies.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yep, and I'm impressed with their performance as well.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Do you have a team? Are you White Sox or Cubs?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That seems like no matter what I answer, people that
are going to be really angry at me, you.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Could just be me and everybody's mad at me with
my sports decisions.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
So I'm just gonna say I like all balls.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Here's a bit only plug. We're there, air type set
time it up, look it.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
We've been talking about it incessantly for seventy two hours.
Summer of ninety nine, Single day passes nickelback on Friday,
July eighteenth at Alpine Valley, and we want you to
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Speaker 2 (26:25):
You pick one of Michael already.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Shot my toe off, okay.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
You pick one of us to answer questions for you
trivia style. When we answer incorrectly, we get shot with
a NERF gun. But we're trying to get you these tickets,
and we want you to be in eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five. Fifty Caller ten is getting the chance to
play Fun to the Head.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Rock ninety five five. Are we speaking with Mike? This
is Mike.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
I'm ready for ticket. I'm all yeah, Mike's Oh god,
that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Of michaels.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Heavy concentration of Michael.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yes, welcome to fun to the head up for Grabs.
Nickelback is part of the Summer of ninety nine tour.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Are you ready for this goal? I'm ready for nickelback?
All right.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
There's a very simple question we have to ask you.
Whom would you like to answer questions for you?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I am going to have a marriage. I'm feeling good
about it. Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'm feeling great about shooting there?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Okay, he's feeling good. Ask some questions you guys, ready.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
You guys set up four? Ready, let's get it all right?
Question one?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Question number one? What is Chuck E cheesus full name.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Chuck easy Cheese.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't know what entertainment?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Entertainment Charles?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, First of all, Charles, you can't like Chuck is
the nicknaming and of itself Charles entertainment geez?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Can I call you Chuck bad?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
First? Start?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Michael, how are we feeling over there?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Mike, buddy?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Right?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
No, No, Mike, I'm a little right now, I would
you do?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Come on, Maris?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
What pisar character has the famous line there's a snake.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
In my boot.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
That would be Woody from toy Story. You are correct, Okay,
that's a good redemption question. Thank goodness, Mike.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
How are you feeling now?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Good?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I'm feeling a lot better.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I'm about fifty right now, as.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
We all are understandable, all right? Question number three? What
instrument did Louis Armstrong?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Player?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Trumpet?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I was trying not to say the wrong one. I
had trombone in my head for a second. Don't look
at me like that.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
He's on fire.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, I'm actually gonna look at you however I want.
I guess. I guess I'll probably just like do whatever
I want.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
We want know why?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Because I'm the one with the gun anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Sociopath number four, What is the name of the black
You have to know this.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
What is the name of the black Goo.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Alien that bonded with Spider Man, Flash Thompson and Eddie Brock.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
He is a symbio by the name of Venom.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
You are correct, Let's go.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Do you want the final question? Just a fund? Yes? Please?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
What city is known as the City of Angels, Los Angeles.
You're correct, bang, and our just in case question was
what is the main ingredient in classic Italian pizza dough?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Fo?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Dam yeah wow.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
All right, and Mike Buddy, Mike, I got you, buddy.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
You're going to see the man, thank you.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
Look at that positive affirmation, nickelback, and he's going to
the Summer of ninety nine. O. It's going to be
a good one out at Alpine Valley Music Theater in
East Troy, Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
My quick question, what is your success rate on being
a wise man? Mike, Mike Buddy, what's your success rate
on being a wise man? Although I assume the question
has answered itself in this past moment.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Back to being a poor man stealing.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I couldn't cut it that way, Mike.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
You're all set for everyone else that wants.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
To go to this one, head on over to live.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Nation dot com to get your tickets.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Today it's time to dork out.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Dork We shall all thanks to mister.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Tom Holland, oh spider Man.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Because he can't keep his mouth shut and I love it.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, I think this one might have been planned.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Okay, iteration of Tom Holland's Spider Man will be coming
to us on July thirty first, twenty twenty six. Oh wow,
And I know we all all nerds have a favorite
Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, Toby, Toby, It's Toby.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
I did Garfield for me, but we'll argue about that
at another time.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I love how dark it is. But Tom Holland has
been doing great.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
He is the Peter Parker that I want in my
life on so many different levels. And his nerdiness as
a person, yeah, really hones in Peter Parker in the
best level possible. So very excited for Spider Man four.
Left off spider Man three. What was it? I don't know,
away from home Coming, Home.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Homecoming, the third one, No way home, No way home.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Okay, it left us on a decent cliffhanger, So I'm
excited about that. Upset I'm still not getting a date
for Across Spider Versus third iteration because they're drawing and
they can't get it together. They got issues between the
lead voices, and I needed this.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I needed this from Tom Holland.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
You know what I'm upset about.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
What are you upset about that we keep getting more
iterations of Spider Man.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
We know enough, We know enough, we get the lore.
We've heard it. We've heard the same lores.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And years ago between Spider Man, Batman, and Superman.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm not convinced there are other.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Superheroes you're man, But here's the.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Thing, and why don't they act like that?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Like Tom Holland is focused on spider Man across the
Spider Verse is focused on Miles Morales's journey as the Spider.
So two very separate stories.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Different, very separate stories. Yeah, different. Okay, I'm the one
being weird right now.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I'm sad. Okay, Yeah, everybody's got a little bit aware
that Italian Ie is different from Sherbert.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You know that's very much different.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, totally different. Yes, I can't be the only one
excited about news from.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Spider Man Texas A four four nine five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
How ye feeling about waiting a year? Two years? It's sure,
I know it's only a year and some months. Oh
even better?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
And then also text us at eight four four ninety
five fifty what other superhero you would rather have a
movie about than Spider Man or Batman or Superman? I
would like a documentary tells about the heroes behind kids Bop.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Oh, anything else, Michael, because I'm going to hit the button.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I'm with her.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, you'd be merciful today.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, you shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I've never had mercy on you.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
On the way. Next a story and update and the
drama that is Dave Grohl.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, we know who the baby mama is.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, so we'll get to that on Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
You want to know who? I want to know who
they are, Dave Girls, baby mama.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Great news, I have the answer right here. Oh morning, moshpit,
Oh Brack ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Okay, we have a name.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Finally.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Her name is Jennifer Young. And if you're thinking to yourself,
I'm not familiar with that.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Name, No one is. She's not famous.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
She is a thirty eight year old Florida born rock
and roll fan wow who now resides in La So
she's a groupie and she has had Dave Girl's baby.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
She is taking care of it. I guess she said.
You can't comment on whether Dave Girl is in the
kid's life because she promised. But from what it's seeming like,
everyone's kind of like this really came out of nowhere.
Her friends from back home were like I can think
of twenty other women that I would think would have
Dave Grohl's baby before her.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Like, she's really quiet. Yeah, this is I guess, just
kind of out a character for her.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Wow, I know she's not expecting a quiet person to
come out of this.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Dave Girl's first wife's name was Jennifer Youngblood. Oh and
this woman's name is Jennifer young Yeah, that's kind of interesting.
They're not joking now, I'm serious. I even double checked
it because I thought that that can't be true.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
He probably cheats so much that he just needs to
keep the names consistent.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Jen Jen your name Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
It's just in his phone, it's always just Jennifer. Probably
his assistants name's Jennifer too.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Oh, dontorry, that's just Jennifer. Jennifer is just hitting me
up crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
So yeah, he's just kind of a chick.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
The baby was born from nowhere. Interesting. The baby was
born August first, twenty twenty four. Yeah, so this baby's
This baby's old. It's just weird, like six months has
his last name on the birth certificate.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I just don't get it. I don't get it. His
wife is beautiful. I don't understand when people cheat. I
don't want to say down because I don't like to
compare two women, but.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Like chit, let's just talk about he's yeah and trying
to process cheating.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's not going to make sense.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yeah, because whatever Dave was looking for in that moment,
he got it from the other Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
So yeah, one for okay.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
So one of her classmates says, she was that girl
in high school who was quiet, very pleasant, but not
one of those who stood out. Feel like she was
more into Gwen Stefani than Foo Fighters.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Maybe Dave liked that.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
You mean, Dave girl found a woman who was quiet.
I keep hearing that coming up in the story.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'm going to smack you.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
I'm just saying a little piece in their life.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, you would you be able to relate to that, Michael,
because you're not bringing peace to anybody's life, certainly not mine,
not Maris's. And I'm willing to make a bet that
if I called her up right now, your wife.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Wouldn't probably agree with me. It is the morning Mastrid
on Rocket ninety five five. Time for some rock news
from Michael.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yay sedimentary ignace, what kind.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Oh man. I grew up by Mount Saint Helen's. I
was gonna hunt for a rock word, but I got nothing.
That's okay, marble tell us, okay, tell us about the music.
David Draymond wants to work with Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yes, I also want David Draymond to work with Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
What a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I'm out on this one.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
What he wants to recreate the song dust in the Wind.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Like Kansas dust in the Wind.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
That's why he wants to work with him. They think
that they could make that, make that song a great
mashup of sorts.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Would Kendrick be rapping?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
I guess you'd take the.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Take the verses I can hear, I can like hear
so well.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
David Draymond has an amazing voice.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean like after that Simon a Guarfunkle cover,
we know what he's capable of.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
So for me, like the tone of the band matches.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
But Draymond and Kendrick, I don't feel like there's chemistry
between those two voices.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Well, this is just David Draymond saying he wants to
work with him.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Kendrick Project but yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I just you know, what I like a lot is
that sometimes we forget that the members are disturbed, are
perhaps middle aged men, and then they do things like
want to cover Kansas songs or do cover Simon and
Garfunkle song.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Like, oh, yeah, you guys are dads.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
I forgot about that for a second, because you're cool
all the time, your dad.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
And speaking to Dad's some news that we just broke
a few minutes ago. We know Dave girls baby mama.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, well you don't really know her.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
No one does. Her name is Jennifer Young, but she's
no one.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
There's no pictures of her anywhere.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, someone, but the internet will find there.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
We got pictures of them too, I couldn't find any.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Oh yeah, they're on TMZ.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Of course I try to stay away from TMZ.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
We probably have pictures of the crowning on TMZ too.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
The baby's what eight months old?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Now?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
I was born in August or something like six months
or ago. That's crazy. And then I want to touch this.
It's not rock news.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
But did you hear don't touch anything Michael.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
About Diddy's lawyer quitting.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Oh, don't say I don't want to touch this about
Diddy's lawyer.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
My god, this guy used to represent Osama bin Laden
and other worldwide terrorists. He took lost at the Diddy
Files and was like, you know what, not for me.
I think I'm gonna step away from this song. Wow
wow yeah, crazy right, rough, So thanks for sticking with
this over here in the rock world where we never

(39:21):
have any problems and rock stars are just innocent of everything.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Back to rock and roll, where we respect.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
The sanctity of marriage and don't indulge in substances. You
can feel it, what.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
M I'm not falling for that trap, do it?

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Not down to the floor this time.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
I'm telling you. We were talking off the air about
this Dave girl situation, yeah, and the baby mama all
that stuff, because Maris was show me some pictures and
TMZ has caught some shots of her. But we're talking
about there must be some sort of embargo on the baby,
letting this baby go out and probably have the.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Baby's face censored, and it's not even on a TMZ side.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Well yeah, that's good, Well, that is good. I think.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, he might maybe he cheats, but he does seem
like a responsible parent to some extent. I mean his
kids talk to him, so that's like a good sign.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
This is true.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
And he was seen back with his wife, so there
at least on speaking terms of some sort, which is good.
I hope it works out for him. Listen. I don't
want anything bad for Dave Grohl.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
No, we want and also especially for a child involved.
We want all good things for all of that.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
We did get a text message if I can do this.
We have texts coming up, by the way. Text time
is on the way if you want to get a
text in eight four four nine ninety five fifty. But
this one leave Jennifer Young alone. That's the woman. Dave
is obviously doing right by his kid, and she's sticking
to the presumed agreement that she has with him. Maybe
it's just me that can't understand why everyone cares so much.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
It's Dave girl.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I mean, we care part of it.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
You didn't care well simultaneously not giving people a hard time,
and that's fair.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Thank you for the text, yes very much.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
So Hey, did you know that you can do some
stupid things and end up in the er?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I mean you knew that, But there's some there's some
really weird stuff in there. This one says petting strangers dogs,
even giving a friendly pet to a dog you don't
know well, could put.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
You in harm's way.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Prad explains that the danger is that you don't know
what kind of trauma that animal has been through and
what kind of triggers it has and.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Bite you in the face and I'll jump down on
my knees so fast and just lose God.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Boy, god boy, that's a never thing for me, really fast.
Oh yeah, absolutely well one I'm allergic into. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I'd bite you in the face with that.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
You can't bite that high.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, she can jump, then I can push her away.
I will defend myself. I'm not just gonna be like, oh, Maria,
please bite me on the face. I couldn't ask for
anything more. And she's like, I will shuck you so hard,
shuck me.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
You will be and then you will just be bouncing
off a wall. Okay, well, you can shuck corn.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
The human embodiment of a chihuahua. Nothing is too tough
for me to bite.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Another one is slicing avocados or bagels.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Okay, there's a lot of people that don't know how
to use knives.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Properly, because I've seen people cutting towards themselves or towards
their hand as a verse two away.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Listen, I went to ktillion for multiple years.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
And what is a cotillion?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, I was going to say, explain, it's like etiquette stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
You went to an etiquette school and this is how
you came out wrap get your money right now, all
of it on the head, Like have to walk that bad.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
If there's not receipts, you need to go and get learned.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
A little ballroom dance, and I learned how to like
sit and like have a place setting like that, you know,
like work your.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Way out in school.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Okay, I'm civilized. My bad cut towards yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Actual school, Maria Palmer show. It shows sometimes.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
You know, what.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Would you learn about the knives?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Well, you actually are supposed to cut towards yourself. It
doesn't matter, It doesn't matter anyway, but if you can
slice your hand on while trying to cut avocados or bakeles.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yes, a trampoline.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Trampoline that was most of my childhood.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
They are a broken bone factories.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
How this doctor puts it, He says, when I hear trampoline,
I'm like, uh, can we not go to this birthday
party biking without a helmet?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Of course, I've never had a helmet and.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Wearing crocs, because I will put you in the early
if you wear crocs.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
I really want crocs. I can't bring myself to wear them.
I think they're so ugly, right, but I want them.
Why they say they're comfy, Okay, that's what everybody says.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
There are other comfy shoes.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
That's good point, you know, I like, I'm being honest.
I like that you could put the little pins in them,
and you can customize them yourself too.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
You can also customize a whole level of other shoes.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
But you never to sharp at your converse, you know.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Man, the crocks look like a sweat factory.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
That's what just although they have the holes in them.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
They do have the holes in it. But when it
comes down to it, it's a rubber shoe.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
And if it's summertime, it's just going to be a
sweaty rubber shoe, which is why yeah, boom bang rocks
don't do it out.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, God, you guys, we are smart.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, nor Martia.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
Where are you going going? Like what you just dabbed?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's wow? Wow, wow.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Anyway, Michael Love, we got textime No.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Eighty four four ninety five fifty. That's eight four four
ninety five fifty. You're texting anytime, and we read some
of them on the air. We've been getting so many texts,
like like seventy five since the show started today. We
can't read them all.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
No, because they'd be all about Kids Bop And that's
an inside joke from last week.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
People are very interested from the seven one six, could
you check with Maris please about the availability of Kids
Bop tickets?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
So give Maris do you know anything about that?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
It's an inside jokes from last week. Let's get into it.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
It definitely doesn't bother Maris if you just continue bringing
it up and just trying to get those tickets.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
In fact, if you ever see Marris out and about
in public, we recommend strongly going up to him and
asking him.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I have all the kids bought tickets?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Anything about the availability of Kids bot tax.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
I actually have Marris's phone number here if you want
to text it is four.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
It's a coincidence, but.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
It is true, all right, text him from the five
to one eight. We're talking about Superhero or we'd add
NERD News. Earlier, you're talking about the new spider Man,
which is what spider Man for?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
That'll be spider Man for with Tom Holland.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
And someone says a Batman, Superman and Spiderman fan. I
agree with Maria. I would love a movie or show
based on squirrel Girl or.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
A she Hulk.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Can I be squirrel Girl?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
That would be I think you're overqualified for that too.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Squirrely.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
There's a nut joke there that I'm not gonna make
because I would be the butt of the.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Nut from you made joke.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
On the sixth three to oh, in my best Moriy voice,
we're talking about Dave Girl and finding out who the
baby mama is, Miss Jennifer Young in my best Moriy
voice quote.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Dave you are the father. We knew that already. I know.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Fun to second, it's fun to put Maury with everything
that's going on. And finally from the eight one five, Hey,
good morning mash bit you guys rock enjoy the energy
of the show. Keep up the good jams. Want to
give a shout out to my fellow drivers at Porter Pipe.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
We love your show.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Oh nice shout out.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
To shout out to the pipe laying for they're laying it.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah, that's the one I got you Porter?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Fifty Porter. Do you want to get your text in?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Just do it?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Border?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Okay, now you're edging for no reason.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I would never edge Border.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Whoa why are we shooting? She's got five more shots?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
But I got to try to do this concert announcement
like hiding behind my computer. I'll just we have a
big concert announcement. The concert I'm trying. I just don't
want to take one in the eye. I got shot.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Wow, Sorry, go ahead? What what?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
What? Saturday July nineteenth, Okay, well what's the mares? Could
you get to music? Ready for the do we have
some in this stone?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Just tell us the concert?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I want to drag it home.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I want you to stop.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
July nineteenth, Oh my god, Credit Union one Amphitheater.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Call us who it is?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Pantera?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
That was sorry? It was the live version. I didn't
want to Yeah that's kind of fun anyway.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
July nineteenth, Credit Union one Amphitheaters for stuff on the fly.
Are you ready for? What's it called? The hardest tour
in rock, the hardest tour of the summer, that's what
they're calling it.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Why are you asking us?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
You're the one giving the information.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Pan Terra July nineteenth, Sunday. I don't know if it's
a Sunday, but I wanted to say that professional morning
show Pantera come into town. How fun is that?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
That is fun?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Our summer? How heavy? How rocking is this summer going
to be?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Honest? Busy summer?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You guys?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
How rocking is this summer gonna be?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
I'm Michael Mason and I'm ready to rock with you. You
kill the spirits?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah, it's what I do.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I was just like, watched Michael soul leave himself for
a second.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
How rocking is this summer going to be?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
I'm just throwing bullets back at this point.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
You know what, we didn't even consider the role.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Today. Your soul, leave your eyes.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
There is enough for me, buddy, anyway, Pantera.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
That's Saturday, July nineteenth, Saturday, Saturday Saturday, Credit Union Ampitheater,
payan Tyro love.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
That it's a Saturday show.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
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