D&D, Growth Therapy, and Finally Making It

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would like the brain chowder, please. I think that
involves potatoes. Is that the only like? I don't between
a normal.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I've never known. I just order and clams. Fill it
with clams like clam chowder. I love clam chowder. I'm
not a big clam guy. I like to chew them clams.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh, you like a chew?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I do, all right, my chew I could probably do well.
Like clams are kind of chrue, you know, like I
don't know. I like the consistency of a clam chowder,
especially on like the Oregon coast o.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
My dad makes the best clam chowder.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Do you like calamari?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah? I love so.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I like calamari, so I would probably like clam.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
You have tried clams?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Have you had clam? You've had clam chowder? Though, what?
Oh my god, I don't see where can uber eats
some clam chowder.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You haven't even experienced life?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, I'm fine without it. I've made it.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
You may not like it. It's a little weird. It
is kind of like a gummy chewy kind of yeah.
Is it?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It better than oysters?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Way better? Okay? We starts all.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
They're different.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's entirely different.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You're just wrong. Are delicious?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's a salty snot That's what I.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Say, expensive depending on how you get them.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
So you have to know that I'll make clams.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, that'd be fun. We sho have a clam day.
Let's get out and clamb it up.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
My god, do you guys go over to my house
at some point? Can we do like a seafood day?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
We could clamor you want to?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Can we slam clams together? You guys?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh my god, this is something I'm really good at.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, slamming clams.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, I like clam chowder. I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I guess gotta get used to the clam.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know, after you you'll get better at it if
you keep trying.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, after you get one good clam, then you just
all in and then I'll just be gobbling up clams
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, because I've been trying. I'm just not understanding the
appeal are you using?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Like what kind of chowder are you using with your clams?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
What do you mean? I tend to go for unspicy
ones and spicy though yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like
a good seasoned clam.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Okay, good, you know I don't like just a playing
clam doesn't sound tasty.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, I want a clam that knows what she's doing. Absolutely,
what are we talking about? It's Rock Thurst today on
the Morning mash Bit. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm mariss I'm the clam man. Michael. I don't yeah, no,
I don't like that freak clam.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I also don't you get to clean that?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Absolutely, no way, Absolutely, Today is a day dedicated to
the beauty in the art of football.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I was just oh, yes, what is it? Seahawks
at the Cardinals?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah, got Thursday night, Thursday night football game lined up
and was that where you were going?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's like the hate in her eyes right now?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Do you want to fight me today? Are we going
to fight today? That ever, it might be real, today
might be real. I might attack you today.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Are you gonna attack me? Michael, get the guns please,
I got a camera.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Just don't go. You're an antagony.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm sorry, I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Too close to purge monk, look away.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
This is my tone. This is me being consistent.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Tell that for a long time that your tone is
a problem.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, so this isn't going to change, So you either
have to get used to.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It or just yours. You're going to say about your.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Tea day, trying to hurt me, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's Thursday, Samurel tickets up for grabs today, Hubbard howks
tickets for October Festuh, now, you're messing up. No, I
like saying it. Hubbard Halls. I love Hubbard House is
what it is over there in Murder North. Lots of
other fun stuff today, Boss Hoss, Motley Crue, news in
the Rock Report.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
And uh comes are back.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Baby, we want to gain. I don't want to talk
about baseball. I know what's going on with the Tigers.
I really don't want to tell you.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Why is something happening with your team? Is you're not
doing well?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
They're doing.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
We're gonna have a fun day today.

Speaker 9 (04:02):
Summertime now w chi weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy. Sunshine and sunshine
and more sunshine. Today is going to beautiful. Kick us
off almost five days of just sunny, high seventy degree weather.

Speaker 10 (04:24):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I love that for you.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm so excited. They're filming by my place today, like
on the street by where I live, and I was talking,
Oh my god, you have no idea that it's the
next two days. I'm actually gonna take my laptop down
for my second job and set up a chair like
on the edge of where they're filming and just watch
and do my I love movies, I love production. I
think it's so fun.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You are assuring that you'll never be in what Yeah, yeah,
you're on everyone's watch list. Be extra, Jeremy Allen White
is going to have a restraining order by the end.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Of the day. Well it's Chicago med Oh yeah, which
I've never watched.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
We're in season for filming right now.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I tried to watch a little bit of Chicago Fire
and it was like a soap opera. Yes, it was
just too like it was two right.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Did you have a watch Gray's Anatomy? Yeah, times by
three little three different departments all over Chicago.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
You've got the Chicago series on NBC.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
We would make a great soap opera, you guys. First
of all, I can sing, and Maris has so much soap,
and Mike's dramatic, that's true.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Who told you about my soap collection?

Speaker 8 (05:24):
I've been to your house seen do you have a
soap collection.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I need you to stay out in my closet next
time you come home, Maria.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Then no, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I like to see I wanted to see if there
are any skeleton series.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, so beautiful weather. It's gonna be great. It's gonna
be awesome. Oh and by the way, you want Samurel tickets? Oh, yeah,
that's the thing. We'll give them to you. Well, do
you want to play that little clip? It's a quick
let's play the clip. You're a Samarai saw a baby
in the coffee shop the other day. He was wearing
a T shirt that said I Love life.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I was like, you'll grow out of it.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Fifty Yes.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Samaril will be at the Chicago Theater Saturday, October fourth,
be Caller ten where Michael eight.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Four four nine five ninety five.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Also, uh, we got more comedy news coming up. The
first comedian ever will play Wriggleyfield. We'll tell you about
it and get a winner. Come stp on Rock ninety
five five. As always, we love hearing from you.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Eight four four nine five ninety five.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Fifty big shout out to our man and Victor from Deerfield.
Going to see Samarill and we have more comedy news.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, Victor was the Victor. Oh, I like that.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'm so excited about this. One of my favorite comedians
snl alum x Junkie who famously in his last special
told us all about going to rehab, which is hilarious.
It's called Baby Jay. It's on Netflix. John mullaney, Chicago native,
will make a history as the first ever comedian to
headline Wrigley Field.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
He's my favorite.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
There's breaking news, breaking news. I'm very excited to say,
July eleventh, twenty twenty six, I'll be the first comedian
to ever play Wrigley Field.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes, that's really cool. It's really cool. I mean, this
is a big venue.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
First, this is a very am it's a real, like
you know, thirty five thousand seat venue. But look, if
Mark Grace could come out there every day and just
deliver ripping cigarettes, I can. I can face down this
crowd too. I'm so excited for it.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
I sounded a little nervous there are just trying to
get his thoughts together. But I also think he spilled
the beans early.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
They had an announcement yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Live Nation and say nothing.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Live Nation went up the next day and was like, oh, yeah,
you probably heard already, but this is happening at point.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's his show.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, absolutely, his siram. If you didn't, if you didn't
recognize the voices. That was at the Cubs game the
other day. And then he did the seventh inning stretch
in the show set for my birthday. Yeah, that's so excited.
Keep giving himself on your birthday. Yeah, we gotta uh,
we gotta go. July eleventh, twenty six, and we do
have a little clip of him doing stand up talking

(08:09):
about when he worked with Mick Jagger on SNL.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
I spent two hours alone with Mick Jagger that week.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
We were writing song lyrics.

Speaker 11 (08:17):
It was for a fake song in a comedy sketch,
and he was sitting there and we came to one
point and he goes, all right, let's all go to
the picnic. Let's all have a drink. Let's see what
rhymes would drink. And I said think and Mick Jagger
said no. And then I said sink and Mick Jagger

(08:43):
said yes.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And I was like, you, mother, is this how you
write song? Just one word at a time? With verbal abuse?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I can't get.

Speaker 12 (08:56):
No happiness now satisfaction. Shit al right, next sentence, face ba,
indent s face ba, he's funny man.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, that's gonna be a great opportunity.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I'm happy for him.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
I'm happy it's gonna be at Wrigley because when you
think about comedians being able to sell out, like even
a United Center, that's a big venue for a comedian.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
You've got to be a big comedian to sell out
these arenas.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
And John Mlaney is that guy, especially in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Saved his own life too, I mean, obviously had some
help in his last specially you'll find out that a
bunch of other comedians got together and had a whole
uh what do you call that intervention for him and stuff.
By the way, that story incredible. He shows up to
the intervention thinking that it's just going to be a party.
Two hours late, yeah, two hours late, after he went
to SNL in the middle of the night and forced
the women there to give him a haircut in the

(09:48):
hair department. High as a kite, by the way, And
when he got to the intervention, he had like what
it was maybe thirty thousand dollars in drugs on him
because he thought he was going in for the weekend. Yeah,
he's gonna go fun then and he walked in and
he was like, oh no, he obviously tells it way better.
Great story. It's called Baby Jay on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
John Lanny, I'm under doe illusions that you have to
do radio or that you would want to get up
this early in the morning. But when you're in town.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You'rempin and you have a swing.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Over standing invitation for three people that are huge fans.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Actually let us interview in the Cubs locker room.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh that got weird nerd alert.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's time to jork out. You know the song do
I What is this from? It's so familiar Muppets. I
love the Muppets. I love the Muppets too.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
One of my favorites grew up with the Muppets, love
them up is to this day favorite Muppet animal, Uh,
Fazzy Bear, doctor teeth.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, just Maria.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Michael, go ahead with your favorite watch Googles, Gonzo Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh, Michael Statler and Waldorf.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, yesterday would have been clean.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Jim Henson's eighty ninth birthday, and in celebration, his son
Brian Henson, has announced Muppets and Muppet co are going
up for auction for the first time ever.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
So like the Puppets, the Puppets, the frolics from.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
There belong to the Smithsonian.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, some of them are in there.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
I wouldn't doubt that, but yeah, they they have props
on props on props, and this is the first opportunity
that people are getting a chance to actually own a
piece of memorabilia from the Muppets in the Muppets world,
which is vast.

Speaker 10 (11:49):
Like Frog, Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, that's the only one I caught.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
I don't know that Kermit the Frog is going to
be up for grabs, but from Muppet Treasure Island, Hero Treasure,
Matt prop is going to be up for grabs, and
then the Dark Crystal's Age of the Resistance Naya the
Gelfling puppet is going to be up for grabs for
about fifteen tho to twenty five thousand, so there's gonna
be over four hundred rare items available.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh yeah, Nya. The Gelfling is like the hot chick
from the whatever, Black Crystal, whatever that movie is. Well,
I mean she's she's like the cute puppet, so to say,
I like cute puppet versus hot puppet.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well, yeah, I understand. I have similar feelings about Spirit
Stallion of the Sun feeling it's an objectively attractive course,
it's the female. It's an objectively attractive puppet. Huh and
I get it.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, okay, that's fair, johnally attractive puppet. Dark Crystal, that
was it?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Yeah, Dark Crystal. So if you could own anything from Muppets,
I know exactly what do you want?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
In the Muppet Christmas Carol, which is hands down the
best Christmas movie, I'm not taking questions and we're not debating.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I actually agree with you.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Hell yeah, thank you. That's the only correct answer. There
is a scene where Scrooge is denying them more coal
for the fire and they're like, no, please, come on,
it's like so cold in here, and there's like all
these rats in the background. They're like, please be screwede please,
And then he's like, how would you like to spend
the rest of your winter.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
On the unemployment line?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
And then all of a sudden they're in like Hawaiian
outfits are like this is that island and that's on
I want out.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
What about you, Michael Quick?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You know what I liked it. I wouldn't even want
like one of the main characters. You remember, the chicken. Oh,
it would always just bounce around nice. I would love
to like stuff that chicken puppet and just put it
in a corner of my house or something. Yep, I
want I take an animal's drum set for sure. That's
a good one. That is a good one eight four
four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
If you had to pick an item from the Muppets
World verse, however you want to call it, what would
you want?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
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Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's a long haul.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's a guest hour of us doing D and D
in the most unhinged way possible. Larious. It is good. Yes,
So check that out on YouTube and follow us on
social media at Morning mosh Pit. Maria what you got hey?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Mary's quick question?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
What's today?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Football is on tonight?

Speaker 13 (14:26):
It's Drop ninety five By Thursday, Oh it is, but
we're not at it up our The best way to
enjoy Thursday sing the corrections. Yeah, I'm gotta tell you
one way, thank Eddy God what you barnered a drink?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
So I did the bit in full or the biff
on Thurstaday yesterday. So if you want more context about
this bit, where it came from, what happened? What's the journey?
That's on my social media at Maria Palmer Radio.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
But you have social media yep.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Fun fact. The number one comment that I keep seeing
being repeated is that we need Thursday Live International.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Oh done?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
And I could not agree more.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
North Korea, here we come. We could bring some happiness
to those people.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Dear corporate shills, don't listen to okay.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You don't get okay, thank you. Thailand comes to mind.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Actually Moscow would be kind of kind of cool. Moscow
is pretty kind of cool. But Maria, you.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Pick your places. I was just gonna start a whole
campaign against the corporate shills, but you guys are clearly
got to take care of it on your own. So
you do it.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Where would you? Where would you want to do it, Maria?
If you could pick a spot, where do you think
I won't.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Go to France?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
We got that I hurt thing in France. Let's go there.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Wait, corporate shills.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
We have locations overseas. We have planes, I know.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Planes, Bobby Pittman.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Put us on them overseas for the people. They're demanding
it in the comment section. It's not about us, it's
about you, dear listener, the people.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
It's about the people. We care about the people.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes, strictly for the people.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And I would like to drink alcoholic beverages in foreign countries.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know they taste better overseas.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
There's something nice sitting up or sitting at a bar,
a pub, a pub.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think we should go to all of them. And
oh my god. The next rendition of Thirstday is Thursday
International and we just try different international alcohol that we
can't get in the US.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's fun. Yeah, I'm down for any of that.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Shells send us overseas.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
I know it's a little expensive.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's a Spanish toilet wine, luckily, straight from the prison.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Why would it be Spanish, Well.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I don't know, because it's foreign, foreign country. It could
be French toilet wine too.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay, so Corbun shall send Mikey to prison, send me and.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, we'd actually like to see Spain.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, I would love one of my top of my
list one of my places I want to go.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I hear the rain there falls mainly on the plane.
Only Tyson Riddard from Anna, the all American rejects with
those icy blue eyes and those cheekbones, can make some
dude saying yo, I won't bang you, but I don't
want to tell anyone about it?

Speaker 8 (17:24):
Still sound hot?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Is legantic?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Hot? Romantic?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
When it's Tyson Ritter saying it, you're like, yeah, I
want to be your secret. I want to be whatever
you want me to be. But then you think about
the pragmatic reality and you're like, why are you ashamed
of me?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Fair enough?

Speaker 8 (17:39):
What's embarrassing about this?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
There's a Chinese teenager he spent over two thousand dollars
for growth therapy, grew two inches. But the only bad
part is once he ended the therapy sessions, shrunk right
back to regular size.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
The hell is growth therapy?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, you know people will pay money.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
I need to actually stretch their limbs out to gain
a few inches, and it takes about a year. And
I believe that process is about thirty thousand dollars estimating.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I was talking to my therapist yesterday and he said
he used to do therapy for a kid who essentially
got his legs extended by an inch and a half.
And he said, the kid's parents are rich, but it
was like thirty grand Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well that's like an implant thing. This is like a
therapy thing.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, so I guess there's some therapy you just do
a lot of stretching. Kid went through and it worked,
got two extra inches out. Am they just didn't stay.
That sucks and I feel bad for the kids from
wasting the money. But it just made me think, what
would you fix penis And.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I looked it up yesterday.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
We'd get one.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
There's three different ways you can extend it or well
extend it or make it thicker. Maria, Wow, I am
very intrigued in your answer. Michael, just tell us the
processes pop can now one of them is crazy. So
the way you know, obviously we're talking about medical stuff here,
the way he falls, you can cut a ligament that
makes him fall and hang further. Don't call it him

(19:04):
it And then also there's a thing where they in
order to like popcn you up, they will take fat
from the rest of your body and literally inject it
and it.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Just fits it off.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
But that's a different texture.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm in I don't care. I need both.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I know it's like living this way.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, I can't imagine.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I've never taken my underwear off.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I'm a never nude. I never nude. Oh no, I'm kidding.
All right, Maria, what would you do?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You seem like you're in pain, So that makes a
lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
What would you do if anything?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
My penis.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Huge, one big enough, just needs to be thicker.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, yeah, well no, I'd have to get a reduction.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Oh wow, okay, so the reduction route.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's just embarrassing right now. No one can handle me,
look at it. They get intimidated. No skirts, yes, no skirt,
no short shorts because it's like down to the knees.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
That's a hard life.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Well, it is a hard life.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
And then it accidentally falls into toilet. Oh my god, you.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Know, and you get that little cold. Yeah, well you
to wash.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Your hands and go at the same time, Maros, what
about you?

Speaker 6 (20:19):
I need those robotic knees and you're talking about knee replacement.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Want super you need those?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
I want the Star Wars surgery that Luke got after
you guys hand chopped.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Off I want that in my knees.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
Just only if every time you walk it's oh, we'll
get sound effects for sure. Yeah, we're gonna get sound.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Effect so you can get down on them for our
new penises.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Wow. Yeah, got to fix that mouth to eight four
mouth imagement.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Text us and let us know what would you enhance,
what would you fix?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
What would you pay to get done to help your.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Life or just make you feel better your penis?

Speaker 9 (21:02):
Now here's a bit only blug with mares.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Who likes a house?

Speaker 14 (21:09):
I like a hoss a Hubbard house for october Fest.
This black party you owned the twenty seventh. You wont
to be there for the beer, the bites and the
music eight four four ninety five five ninety five.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Fifty be called the ten.

Speaker 14 (21:36):
Then you win this fault panctickets.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm trying not to drink this month. And I was
at a restaurant the other day and got a whiff
of october Fest beer. There's something about that Octoberfest beer smell.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Didn't you say it smelled like copper?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Well, I like the smell of the beer. I don't
like the taste of it, but it just reminds me
like it's go time. It's fall, it's Octoberfest. It is Yeah,
we're doing the thing even on the river Riverwalk. They
have a whole Octoberfest thing set up now, not that
you would go to that one. I mean go to Hubbard.

Speaker 15 (22:07):
Hole, Cupboard House octoberfestellot h a U s I'm saying, oh,
oh so now it's fine you guys.

Speaker 16 (22:18):
You're saying you to the ground now for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Your anger should be directed to one person, not two
of us.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm saying it for fun. You were saying it for real.
Maybe you were reading it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
And saying I hate to say it. Mikey brings up
a pallid.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Point four four five ninety five fifty Get this four
pack of tickets to the what Hubbard House Octoberfest block party.
If you've ever wondered what a yellow leadbetter is, it's
from a tongue twister.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yellow better, red better, And when.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
You say it really fast, you get a yellow lead
better once you get into it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
And they use this because a lot of the lyrics
in the song are just indistinguishable, just like the tongue twister. Eddie,
that's Eddie, that's Eddie, and he changes them here and
there too.

Speaker 17 (23:11):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Eddie Vedder is a bed wetter who sings yellow lead
better nice.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's a tongue twister, thank you, thank you. Eddievetterer is
a bud butter w and that will.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Be easier to speak than the news headlines that I
have to read you in order to keep you informed
so we can be responsible. However, it's terrible. They're terrible
news headlines. I don't write them. These are real headlines.
We don't want to bring down the room. And the
corporate chills were like, hey, just put a positive spin
on the headlines. Okay, here's your positive spin. This is bad.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
News, bears.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
A truck driver not paying attention caused a chain reaction
crash that killed six people and injured forty one.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
That has good numbers, I mean bad numbers.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Sanitation workers find torso inside garbage.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh just the tors huh?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
All right, dexter on the floor, They got a dump
in the bay, They cleaned their area middle school. They
were arrested after a loaded gun found yikes, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's scary.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Mother sentenced after adopted son found dead.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Hum.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Okay, all of it just bad news, bears.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm sorry. I've been lying unintentionally, But I have been
lying this whole time. I've been saying, Wow, Red Hot
Chili Peppers, what a long band name? Did you know?
Their original name was longer? It was Tony Flow and
the Majestic Masters of Mayhem. That's a lie.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
It's actually Tony Flow and the.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem. Their original name was even
longer and mosh pit material with all.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
The other I don't appreciate being lied too.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
It hurts Maria, you know what.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Thank you for coming forward.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
It hurts me.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Your tone.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Are you gonna have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That every day? It's a Thursday's Thursday?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
That's what I meant you.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
This one I've been working with for a minute. I
got some oil. He's built up you. You're still new
by all accounts, and you just broke your glasses. That's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Okay, we're we're adults, right, well okay legally so has
there been a certain point in your adulting life where
you've just gone, I've made it. And this is because
I've been able.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
To do this.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yes, I've been I bought this.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I did this.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
You're talking about a purchase, so it could be a
purchase or something that you did and you're just like, hmmm.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I am adult, I have made it. What was that
for you, Maria?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I feel like I've had several of them.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
The biggest one for like my like personal life was
the first when I first moved here, because I had
to pull myself out of the whole of the pandemic
and then like losing my job right before that, and
then just all that and to be able to get
an apartment in Chicago by myself on only my income
and be able to move my family into it and

(26:16):
like support us all. I was like, I'm stressed, yeah,
but I'm doing it.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, what about you, Michael.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
As a bunch as this probably isn't the best thing now,
buying a nice engagement ring, Okay, I was like, okay, yeah,
I did a thing.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Yeah. Mine was when I was getting my condo ready.
It wasn't the actual process of getting the condo.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
It was when I was in.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Cohle's and I saw a blender on sale.

Speaker 15 (26:46):
I got stoked, I'm.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
A homeowner, babe, let me get this blender. And then
I looked took two steps over, and I was.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Like, oh, a toaster ove into Hello.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
I ran Bill and Cole's so big just to make
sure I had the extra stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
But I was like, I got a little house I
got to take.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Care of now.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
So yeah, eight four ninety five fifty. What was that item?
That thing you did that made you feel like.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, I'm here, I've made it.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
A shotgun was kind of an aficult thing too.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah, some items that made this list, or a couch
that you didn't have to assemble, A mattress and betting
to go with a nice mattress.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I just got a nice mattress literally last year in February.
It was my first time, like I actually got a
mattress that I chose it. I was like, I want
this one and can't afford it.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's the brand.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's literally just like a mattress firm.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I don't know if it's like purple or.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
You know, you see residents there, but I could afford
that discount, babe, right.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I think got cook wear on here. I bought really
nice knife set last night for the first time in
my life, like a real Japanese knife set.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's my next thing that I want to get. I
want to get like good knives and good pans and.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Stuff travel that you paid for upfront. Sure, yeah, I've
never I don't use credit cards much. Time to start,
you better get on it.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, focusing or taking care of health as far as therapy,
dental work, or just a regular visit to the doctor.
And then the last one, a table that you can
host dinners at.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I just eat it on the couch. I don't need
a kitchen table and I don't host so when when.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
The morning moshpit, we eat it on the couch.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Let me tell you something. How exciting is it that
it's Major League Baseball playoff season and the Cubs are
in the playoffs. I mean I am on Cloud nine
over here. Sorry, Rock ninety five five, Congo's rock station.
This is what you want to do today, the morning mospit?
I mean, you listen. If your team was in a
little better position, you would be as excited as I was. Unfortunately,

(28:52):
the Tigers.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Do one hundred and fifty games of you being on
the wildest roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I know all of this.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Children, Let's not war amongst each other. There is a
bigger fight to be one, the fight for humanity and
the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 10 (29:15):
News from the front of the Inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay. According to a new survey, baby boomers admit to
spending too much time on their devices, with a significant
amount of them saying they feel addicted.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
We are oh the irony. You kids always on.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
That damn phone, right and here we are You.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Do me, ma, you do ten years late? As per usual.
Leg when my legs stop stop working, I'm gonna be
on that phone scrolling all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Don't you quote Ed Sheeran songs on this show? Give
me that?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What was the lounger? Grandpa always used to have the
lazy boy, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
The rocker again, Like, I want to get one of
those for my place, but then that would be my
gaming sleeping chair and then I'd just be there.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
You would fall asleep in at constant Yeah. I used
to have a buddy who was a cigarette smoker, and
he was a drinker too, and he had one of
those nice chairs in his room and he would play
like Madden, and you'd come in in the morning and
there was always like burn marks on his floor because
he would pass out in the chair smoking a cigarette.
I was like, dude, you got to get it to Yeah.
But that's how comfortable that should be the lazy boy commercial.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I want to know what baby boomers are doing on
their screens. Clearly, I was about to say, they're clearly
sharing memes on Facebook. But also that's not that addicting.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
They're getting crush, they're getting mad about politic.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Here's the thing. We know that they can text and
four four whatever fifty they can still do it. If
you are a boomer and you're on your phone all
the time, can you tell us what you're doing on that?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
But it's also they got to have games on there,
Fredda Graham, babies, do you.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Have any games on your phone?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, get away from me. I don't like uncle Mike
boy never has games on his phone.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh honey, I don't like uncle mikey. I get it, man,
that's how they got you. Okay, well we did have
a whole outro of. That's fine, Maris. You know, no,
it's too late. You've been fighting me all day. You're
crapping on Thursday. You're calling it Thursday.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
We fighting.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Alex Murray from twenty Sided Tavern taught the Morning mosh
Pit how to play D and D so we can
bring it to your ears dear listener, that's a whole
podcast clip on loopers. But this clip you're gonna hear
Michael's character, of course, named Jearg jar Binks about to
take on Mad Daniel. Then at the end here you'll
hear Maris reunite with his lover Matilda.

Speaker 16 (31:48):
Jorge Arch your turn, you're up, Yep, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I want to I want to go for the day.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Penis this guy's penis. Yeah, penis a distraction.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I'll take one performance for performance.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
If you would know what to do.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You are a half link, so you're at proper height. Yeah,
well I'd like to dig him in the penis.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay, I love it the penis.

Speaker 16 (32:24):
So here's here's what's up. You were a rogue, so
you get sneak attack damage. If you hit this dude,
you're gonna get to roll with advantage because like you're
small and he's flanked right because you barrel rolled behind him,
so you're coming up. He has nowhere to go, which
means you're gonna have advantage. You get to roll two
d twenties wow, and take the higher.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Number at the same time. Yeah, because it's fun. Okay,
nineteen plus penis gone. Plus what plus seven.

Speaker 16 (32:56):
Plus seven with the twenty six, I think you are
able to like he threw his his very tight, overly
tight leathers.

Speaker 17 (33:05):
You see his Mick jagger at penis goal line, and
I think you can just go right. It's just a
clean slice it right through it. You have severn shaft
from rest of bodies. His balls left.

Speaker 16 (33:19):
He screams, you're gonna roll sneak attack damage is pretty nasty?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Does it say?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Sneak attack damage? How much?

Speaker 16 (33:29):
Yeah, you're gonna add an extra D six of damage.
So you roll me a D six and then the
dagger's a D four plus two. So here's your D four. Okay,
here's your D six. Roll those two, count all the
numbers up and add two.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
All here we go, okay, four and a one.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
That is ah the ones a bummer, is it?

Speaker 16 (33:50):
Well, it's the lowest you can get the penis.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Penis does not penis, It doesn't go back.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
But but so that's four, five, six seven, that's seven.

Speaker 16 (34:00):
Wins the damage on this dude. Where did my little
where did my little there we go? She go, uh,
Sam was damaged, and that does it? So you cut
his penis. God, he grabs his crotch.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yes, he screams, no, little Daniel, and uh he falls
down and like just sort of bleeds out through his
leather pants right there, falls over.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
We are. We are.

Speaker 16 (34:27):
His sidekick looks around, drops his scimitar or drops his crossbow,
and just goes, no, not much, don't. My little sidekick
doesn't want to fight you, and he goes He just
turns around and runs through that back door. We're out
of combat. This has been a success.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Uh, you win.

Speaker 16 (34:47):
So now we're standing. We're standing in this room. The
dust settles. Corvum's hands are still smoking from eldritch blasts.
You're wiping penis blood off brow. Eric, you you meet
Matilda's eyes y uh across across the bar, across the

(35:11):
dead man. Yeah, we're gonna make one last roll. Okay,
I want you to roll? Oh boy, yeah, pretty much.
We're gonna roll for like to see if like, let's
find let's find a good thing to give you a
bonus on.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
What do you got?

Speaker 16 (35:24):
Uh, let's see within my skills. Yeah, I'm looking for
your You got history.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Athletics is a plus four athletics you know what investigation plus?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, no, we'll give you athletics.

Speaker 16 (35:35):
Let's roll because like athletics, the memory of your athleticism.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Let's see if if.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
That athletics, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 (35:45):
You you You look at with Silda and she looks
across the goodes.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
You've got a lot of around and that is where
we'll end our adventure.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
That's done.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
Us and Dragons Nerds.

Speaker 9 (36:04):
Now here's a bit only plug.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
With there eight four four five ninety five. Fifty is
time to play Fun to the Head. It's a lovely
trivia game where you answer questions. When your collar ten
take one of us hostage. We can provide you a
save and somebody's getting shot with nerve cards up for grabs.
Jack's pumpkin pop up for a pack of tickets for you.

(36:27):
You can go four times alone, twice with a date,
or take three friends. Whatever floats your both the options
are there for you. They got acts throwing yeah and
dreaking mine for gym, get lost in a corn maze
and a very boozy bar for you to enjoy along
with over ten thousand pumpkins. If you need to take

(36:48):
one home, they'll be open until November second. We want
you to be there. Play funt ahead with us A
four four ninety five fifty Michael, I'll take.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
For four happy and now Fun to the Head on
rock Eddy.

Speaker 12 (37:05):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Keith?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You are? How you doing doing on this Thursday? How
are you guys? We're doing pretty good, doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Hey, Keith, it's actually thirst day, just.

Speaker 12 (37:23):
Saying, oh thirst today.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm sorry, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Keith, Thank you. No, I appreciate the correction.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Thank you, the only one.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Welcome to Fun to the Head, Keith.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Uh, you're going to answer some trivia questions today. Take
one of us hostage, and we're gonna get shot with
nerve darts. And you gotta choose who you want to
take hostage, myself, Maria or Michael.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I gotta go with you, all right. I haven't been
shot in about two weeks, so let's let's get.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
That going today. This is good.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, it's Thursday.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
It's Thursday, early bullets.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Okay. Question one, Keith, what does the game D and
D stand for? Dungeons and Dragon. We're gonna start playing
it next week. It's gonna be really fun. You want
to call him to be a player at some point.

Speaker 10 (38:21):
I could do that.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, you can, man, My man. Question two. If you
have a rach neephobia, what are you scared of.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Spiders?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
He's giving me safe over here. I love this.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
He's doing it. He's doing one morning.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
You're going to Jack's Pumpkin pop Up?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
All right? What alcohol is in a traditional moscow mule?

Speaker 13 (38:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Indeed?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
All right?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Wow myself.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
More from marriage billows. Just wow, it's our steck Keith.
How do you feel, buddy? Oh man, this is great.
It's gonna be a good time.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
What are you most excited about with Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up?
Is the axe throwing, the maize, the booze, the booze or.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
You know, the booze, the booze, all of it.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Love that you're all set. You got yourself a four pack.
They're gonna be open until November second. And like we said,
there's so much going on. I was one of the
two acres over at Goose Island. Do you know who
you're gonna take with you there?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Keith?

Speaker 16 (39:33):
Uh, probably gonna take the wife and another set of
friends with nice steak.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Go get back.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Eith is popular. He's got a wife and multiple sets
of friends.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's well done, Keith.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
You're living Dream.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Keith is ready to party, and party he will with
Jack's Pumpkin pop up for everybody else. Go get your
tickets now at Jack's punkinop dot Com.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Tom Petty won't back down, but Tom Mature knows when
to walk away. This morning, Moshpit on Rock ninety five
to five The Gizar Boys.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
What are we doing rock news? Let's get into very
Motley Crue heavy rock news today. Yes, you know that
Motley Crue missed the AUSSI Show, the Big Final AZZI Show.
Yeah cover in England. That a lot of people thought
that they were the band that Sharon had made not
be able to perform, turns out not true at all.
Vince Neil having major health scares. He's had four strokes.

(40:29):
Quote the doctor said that I probably won't ever be
on stage again. Vince Neil reveals he suffered four strokes
in recent years in a new Eddie Trunk interview on Sirius. Quote.
Two of them I didn't even know I had, says Neil.
One of them was a mini stroke that happened and
I lost feeling in my hand and that was it.
He says, I got over it pretty quick. But this
last one boy, it was a big one, he said,
I went from a wheelchair to a walker to a cane.

(40:51):
And he's still having a hard time with this thing
and saying that he can't get on stage right now,
hence the reason Motley Cruez suspended their residency in Vegas
as well. Kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's awful, But I'm beginning to get the feeling that maybe,
like long term drug use has detrimental effects on.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Her health for some rockers.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
For some that's so true. Za Richards will never die.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Others are made invincible.

Speaker 14 (41:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Is the stroke the tongue thing where people can swallow
their tongue or something.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Or like, that's what it is?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Okay, interesting anyway. Nikki six, also responding to criticism from
Mick Marr's daughter, The ongoing drama between Motley Crue basis
Nicky six and former guitarist Mick Mars has now drawn
Mars's daughter Stormy into the thing. Quote, I wasn't gonna
say anything about Nicky claiming he's ashamed of my dad
and everyone else should be too. This is a classic

(41:42):
EmPATH versus narcissistic dynamic. When Nicky can't provoke my dad,
he turns to a smear campaign, but it won't work.
My dad has some of the best fans in the
world and they see right through it. If I'm Nicky six,
I'm just shutting up. Mick Mars was a huge part
of Motley Crue. Okay, you guys might not like each other,
but you don't need to sit there and just crap
on each other publicly. Mcmars isn't coming out inside anything.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Listen, I've not been in to day. We have to
remember that these are just people, even if their jobs
are flashy. And what do old dudes do on the internet.
They fight, Yes, fight on the internet.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
They get mad.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
They're literally going cut off my lawn to each other.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
A lawn on the internet.

Speaker 8 (42:21):
Okay, Grandpa, you calm down today.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Stormy went on to say that Nicki needs therapy, and
Nikki responded, I've been in therapy since I Yeah, now
Nikki six is fighting with mixed daughters. I've been in
therapy maybe a little more since I found recovery and
have never been labeled anything. People use it as an
insult without understanding what it is. All Right, there you go.
You're updated on all the Motley Crew news. Thank you

(42:44):
find out that and all the rock news and the
concert calendar up now at Rock nine five five.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
And God's people said, we are ninety five minutes commercial
free on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
And this is just the first time we do this today.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
We do it a second time with Clinger around four.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
So just be ready because we love you like that.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
We love you so much that we want you to
have a drink. Who cares if it's not even nine
am yet it's Thursday.

Speaker 13 (43:13):
Paybey, it's wrong ninety five by Thursday, that's the thing.
But we're not pat it up are We will be soon?
The best way to enjoyed Thursday.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Direction boys list app fine, We're gonna tell you one way,
Thank baby God what you barner at drink? People want
the speculate whether or not I do those ooz and
oz live, and.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
We can I affirm they are alive.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
They are live, They're not at all pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
That is not part of the actual song slash jingle.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Well I have decided is that Thursday we're already a
show that's on the road. But I would like us
to be a show that's on the boat and or
the plane overseas to another country. Okay, my next angle,
Corporate Chills International, Thurstday Live. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
You kind of gotta go see where the wine's made.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I'm saying, you know, well, corporate shills might be all
about that. They know they already know. Oh yeah there
last week.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Maybe that's what we have to do.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Heye, corporate shills. You could come with us. Yeah there,
I bet you could get a tax.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Right off, probably because it would be technically for work.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Well, if that's the case, then you should just purchase
our tickets too.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Well, that's obviously the I'm not here.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Why would I ever think this company woull make me
pay for things myself.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
They would not. They would never do that to us.
They care about us. We are family.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Our health insurance is.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Well. I don't have unending breadsticks or super salads. Unfortunately,
we are not that version of family. I'm thinking maybe
we go visit Champagne. Let's go and taste some champagne.
Maybe we go to Japan kind of hate you and
do we have some sake Japan. Maybe we go to
Australia and have Australia I don't know whatever weird like

(44:57):
spider vets Australian.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah that.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
If either of my Australian boyfriends could tell me what
we should try if we once iHeart sigends us to
iHeart Australia for International Thursday.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
And it doesn't have to be a long signing yo,
like two weeks.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
Yeah, like a month maybe.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Actually, yeah, a month to be We could do that
because we could broadcast from there if we're.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Going, if we're going to go on the other side
of the world, let's make it worth our while.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
Corporate chills.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I'm pretty sure that this is a rural of good idea.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
It's a great idea.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
I think so too.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
It's got team building, extra exposure.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Alcohol, Oh that Thursday. Yeah, they're into the corporate chills.
Are coming with us, great food and restaurants.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
I know they will like you.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
It aren't we, if anything, are we not team corporate
America on Rock ninety five to five Chicago's inoffensive corporate
speak rock station.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
We're definitely not the outcasts.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
No, we get treated the same, which is why they're
gonna send us overseas like they've done to other shows.
Multiple dougs.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Let's be first, fine, it's fine, fine.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I do not feel particularly welcome to end this jungle.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Something going to don't would you care hatch it a
hatchet or machete?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Shotgun?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Machete seems more reasonable for the jungle.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Okay, that's fair hatchet.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, anyway, boys, what are we doing? My favorites?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
We're back, baby, Cubs are back.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Did we ever really leave?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
For about five games? We're Cubs? Last night it Wriglely
put on a queer question. Quite a show. They beat
the Mets ten to three. New York's version of the
White Sox the Cubs off to victory over the Mets,
mat Did you do that to the Mets? Mets are

(46:59):
decent team.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
I thought you were gonna say, I won't let you
do that to a White Sox.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
To the White Sox, and you know what do White
Sox listener?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Oh, please fit some facts.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I'm with you. I'm so sorry that Maris would say
something like that. I love our city and its teams
me too.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
What's the White Sox record right now?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I don't know what their favorite song is. I'd have
to ask.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Matt Shaw led to charge the He homewered and collected
three hits. Michael Bush also went deep, hitting his thirty
first homer of the season. Angry bell ring on the
mad Matthew Boyd turned into turned it into a solid
outing five and a half innings, give it up just
two runs and Cubs win again. They played tonight at
Wrigley game time six forty socks dropped one to the

(47:47):
Yankee Sorry yeah Yankees, Yeah sorry, I wrote it backwards.
Yankees beat the White Sox eight to one. Aaron Judge
hit two home runs, including his fiftieth of That guy's incredible.
How do you?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
That reminds me of Mark maguire and Sammy Sosa days,
where you if that guy stepped up to the plate,
he probably was gonna crush it. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
And black Hawks not playing today after dropping their first
season opener, although a great goal from Connor Bandard. So
I hockey season.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
A TikTok at the black Hawks in it last night,
And it was this reporter going up to all the
hockey players and going, do you ever wish that you
were more athletic?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (48:23):
And like half of.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Them were like, I am athletic, I'm an athlete and
got like so offended. But then a bunch of them
were like, yeah, no, I wish I could dunk like that,
I wish you could do more. And I was just like,
oh my god, what a social experiment if there ever
were one.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Hockey players are incredible. Yeah, the beatings. They take the
amount of games that they play.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
And then come back after said beatings.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I see Lebron like get a hair in his eye
and takes four games off. Whack bro, go play hockey. No,
can't out your head crushed a few times by the
way White Sox played today. They're in New York City
playing the Yankees at six o' five.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
We should have black Hawks on the show.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, give me rite in.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, can I have the glove thing and that thing
where they spin the egg falconry, you know what I mean. Okay,
you seem like you're not going for this, which is
weird and confusing.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
No, because I thought I thought about the plane, but
you are actually talking about a black Hawk.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Little bird black is also not a plane. It's a helicopter.
But oh true, Sorry buddy.

Speaker 9 (49:27):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his pants during this part of the show.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
I find it discomforting, you chili buddy.

Speaker 14 (49:37):
None.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I was just like that, very rude, very rude.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
I have the worst one mile running challenge just called
the Reaper Mile.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Oh no, oh, I knew exactly where this is.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
You eat one, nope, entire Carolina or Reaper. No, you
don't get any water or milk until you get to
the end of the.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Your wor mile.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Now, let me remind you the Carolina Reaper is the
second hottest reaper on the planet.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
It's only a mile though, just a mile.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
And then you get your milk or your water.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
About to see someone break the record for the mile.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Indeed, that milk the milk.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Sonic is bringing back their trick or Treat blast. This
sounds like a cavity and a half available on September
twenty ninth. You can choose vanilla or chocolate or do
a nice little swirl.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It comes with heath eminem Mini's Oreo cookie pieces and
it's all blended together. And wouldn't you know they put
more on top.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
You get more heath eminem minnis and Oreo pieces on top.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Wow, don't see anything wrong with this?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Thank you, Sonic generous Hedgehog Trick or Treat Blast.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
William Shatner's agent has come out to deny that he
has had a medical emergency. TMZ was reporting that the
Star Trek Legend had to be rushed to the hot
hospital dealing with some.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Blood sugar issues.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
But his agent has come out to say that Shatner
is at home and is doing just fine.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
No good shot, man.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I'm glad it didn't happen to him at work. But
luckily he has the hurt Locker.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Isn't a super Bowl line, William Shuttner ridiculously he's ninety four. Yeah,
and by the way, he doesn't look sixty. Have you
seen he's got a good plastic search he keeps up.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
South American crocodile was found on the in somebody's front
yard in Michigan. The kroc was only three feet when
they captured him. This bad boy can grow up to
sixteen feet in South America. This croc's getting a nice
little tenure at the local zoo and they're not sure
what they're going to do.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
With the croc just yet, but hey, he gets to
live easy at the.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Zoo instead of dealing with a Michigan winter. And to
no surprise, somebody did a study to let us know
grocery prices are twenty nine percent higher than pre pandemic.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, I have a tip. I have a tip order
them and have them delivered. We were doing uh, we
were at the grocery store yesterday and we were doing comparisons.
If you go into the grocery store and buy something,
it's generally like two bucks more than if you just.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Order it from like the I grocery store delivery.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
So I do like Amazon Fresh. I find that Amazon's
the cheapest.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Because when I try to Uber eat my groceries, they're
way more expensive.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Really yeah, yeah, I think it just depends on the service.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
So you do have the kind of monitor who you're
working with and what they're up.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Chargers are yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's expensive, sure is.
I have that small bag and I'm like eighty dollars.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
What look for coupons? Use the coupons, of use the coupons.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I mean, you guys, sure the prices are going up. However,
our experience with the product is also improving. And they're
paying their employees no, no, their money. Then where's all
the money going?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Deep pockets? Question?

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Show you guys, remember when Jet was featured on those
Apple commercials for the iPad dancing around That was the
most iconic shout out to Apple for that, and that's
where I'll stop with my Apple comments the day.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Give it an apple some love, I said, impressive, and
I like, do you have good marketing? You know what,
if they made a commercial today, it would be a
slightly upgraded version, but the same exact commercial.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
But it would cost more.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Right, huh, all right, you're ready text time. Let's get
into it. I can't believe it's already text time. This
show is flown by today.

Speaker 8 (53:38):
It really is good.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Thursday Morning from the eight one to five Michaels Thursday
from the eight one to five, Michael, you better refer
to yourself as the clam man for the remainder of
the show.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You smell like it.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
From the seven it, I hope so from the seven
seven three Second Day. From the seven seven three Muppets
Christmas Carol is by far the best movie ever.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, no, it's so well, I don't know if it's best.
It's the best Christmas.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
It's not Christmas to last see my Muppets accurate From
the eight one five. I think Michael would want Miss
Piggy's wig, all right enough, so check us out jokes.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
So it's not wig well no, but you know, talk
to every rock star lady.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
It's also Miss Piggies Wig, but we were talking about that.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Vince Neil would also take issue muppets.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
The puppets, like the old School Puppets, are going on
for sale.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Some of the puppets are going up for auction, but
there's a lot of memorabilia that they've collected over Jim
Henson co time.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Over the last fifty hot years. Yeah, well, would I
want Gonzo, you said, the drum set. I want the
drums to animals drum set.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I want the outfits that the rats were wearing once
Scrooge denied them the coal for their fire and threatened unemployment.

Speaker 8 (54:54):
Then they were like, oh this is ri the sun.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I WoT those outfits.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That is a pretty good part.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
From the eight four to seven, you guys need to
go to Dirty Nellies and Palatina Palentime. A lot of
bands have played there, but stay.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Are we and Michael Illinois there you go?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
What do you mean? And I don't know what you mean?
Very good, it's silent, Yep. Dirty Nellies is a lot
of fun I want to go anywhere called Dirty Nellies.
That sounds funny. From the eight five to seven Happy
first to day. They spelled it right. I'm excited this
week my local bar reopened it closed during the pandemic.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
Hell yeah, that's a thirsty miracle.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Hey, text us if that's close to here, I'd love
to know where that is. I'd be a fun like
grand opening to roll out to.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
Yeah, that's dope.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
The little dranken from the seven Away the day I
joined the army. That was the single most impactful day
of my life. You're talking about what you've bought or
done that made you feel like an adult. And from
the eight one to four morning mash pit on seventy
thousand tons of metal, the biggest metal crews at sea.
You guys should do it. Invite your listeners that usually
sail out of Florida.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
That sounds cool.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
It would be a nice way to get overseas to
the next iHeart.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Close close enough for international.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah for a Thursday live since I heard it's gonna
send us out there eventually at some point if we
make enough noise.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
If you want to text us, you can do it
all day morning tonight. They shoot right in here to
the studio eight four four ninety five fifty. That's eight
four four five an apple a day. He's the doctor
away should in there.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
It's just so good, in fact, how good? You know what?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Maybe just just one more time? Boys, I said, maybe.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
You gotta be one.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
That savem Why are we shaving after? Would they?

Speaker 9 (57:00):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
It cut me off?

Speaker 8 (57:02):
Beautiful?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Next weird owl?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Well you're weird, that's for sure. Name man Owl dripped
on my pants happy and.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I was eating an apple. It's a really good apple
juiced on me.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
It's not like long pants.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
I also have some preserves here.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I just want to say something so inappropriate. Dud peas
on his balls?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Love it your rard? Just send an email. I'll just
leave accidents happened. That's our hr guy that listens.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
At some point you just have to be like, no,
I heard it. You don't even have to fire meal.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, yeah, just the thumbs up on the Internet's were okay.
I sit down to.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
It's usually.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Toilet seat clean, and I say, what are you going
to do?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Pee up?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I've tried that too, Lay on the floor and try
to make it in the.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
To like, oh got my again, dar, We're gonna kill mary?
What a thirst day? Indeed, what is it? The visual
too striking and too accurate.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
It was a lot.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I just you know, like I like picturing my coworkers,
and I.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Didn't think about actually picturing the people in the event.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Yeah, you painted an elegant picture, Maria, a real Picasso
over there.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Thank you so?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Which era money that one?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Because it is money? Okay? Anyway, lovely sent together with you,
dear listener listening to The Morning Mothfits on Rock ninety
five to five. And if we haven't driven you to drink,
that's because we're drinking too and we can't drive like that.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Give us another day. We'll do it because we get
chanin saws to hand out right olls for free cha
that indeed