Demon Slayer, Emotional Support Alligators, and Eddie Vedder F-Bomb

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nickelback's from Ann Chad Krueger. He is in a live
theater show every single year. He does the Nativity, like
the Christmas one, and he's been like Joseph, he's played
some like shepherds and stuff. Weirdly though, never made it
as as oh.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Boy, you're not getting a bill, You're not getting What.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Did I say before we went on air?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
As soon as you started talking, I was.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Like, you guys are gonna be okay, and here we.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Are what I'm in good spirits today? Am why you
should be?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was a weekend of oh yes, boy, wasn't it
just what did.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
The news story say that we were reading off the
air this morning? The Lions railed the Bears.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
No, no, no, no, that's what the sports report in
the commercials.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, yes, I don't think it was railed. It was
kind of a different where what was the other word.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
There's a lot of it pounded.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Maybe I think maybe the Lions inseminated the Bears.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Maybe something the.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Way that game, somebody got pregnant. Yeah, my goodness, good.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Morning, happy Monday. This is the Morning mash Pit. My
name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm happy, Maress Michael. I got a shout out Michael
to yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
For what I need this now immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Michael does our digital and and it's all of our stuff.
He has a device on his laptop that allows him
to have three screens in front of him and I
can't really say anything because I have three screens in
front of me as well, but it's just the the
attachment on the laptop. And Michael has a fresh new

(01:47):
pair of heads looking I showered.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Bloody said, I said, fresh new pair, and I was like, those.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Aren't fresh, But thank you for cower. We do appreciate shower.
But then I just put the same panties back on,
so we're good.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
And as you have clean panties is definitely probably the
accurate words.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Boy.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
With Toroach and Rise Against tickets, we also have Hubbard House,
october Fest and the one that Michael's looking forward to,
Jack's Pumpkin pop Up.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I've been wanting to go to this thing. We are
very festive today.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
We are very Jack's Pumpkin pop Up. Jack's got a
pumpkin pop up for you.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Bye, I need you to find a friend. You're just
you're really.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Just you know friends.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
We're back, baby, Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Have friends you have ol friend. Her name is mother Nature.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
You're gonna report on her soon.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yep. Do you know what she's feeling great? Oh, she's
laid back.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
With her mind on her money and her money on
her mind.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes, tell you what she's up to. Next with the
weather and now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The ultimate celebras, the ultimate celebration of weather.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Thank you, Marres.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
It's the ultimate celebration. What was that? Was that a commercial?
And what commercial was it?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I heard music festival, the ultimate celebration A long ways
from here.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
We're off to a rough start for the week. She's
so happy.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I like it, not even hungover anything. It's just life.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I gotta good news for you though. It's gonna be
beautiful this week. Cour not only just this week, but
today gonna be gorgeous. High of eighty five to creees.
Oh boy, we got a client thing. We gotta go
out on a boat with clients today.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
So hard a boat.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
It's gonna be eighty five. That's so nice.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
People are going to see us out on Lake Michigan.
If you see a bunch of morons on a boat.
That's us.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, actively.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Throw things, that's broth, throw money. Actually that's what we'd
like to Yeah, hive of eighty five to be sunny Tomorrow, sunny,
Hi of eighty one, Wednesday sunny, Hi have eighty, Thursday
eighty three and sunny Friday eighty and sunny, and then
it's like Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, all rain in the forecast.
But you know that'll all change by the time we
get there.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I thought today it was a fall. You've been talking
about how it's fall for all this time.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, eighty with the breeze and sunny this time of
year can be fall folly. By the way, we're giving
away Pumpkin Batch tickets today.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's pumpkin beer everywhere. I saw leaves falling all over
this week at I know you did. Oh yeah, I did,
really all over.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Matter of fact, the Chicago River had al munch leaves
in it because they blow them off with the things.
There's so many leaves they're blowing them into the river.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Blow that river.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's fa Anyway, I gotta talk to you about an
emotional support alligator.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
We'll discuss later.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Saw a La la Palooza about a month ago, and
riot Fest Friday Boy rock and Roll going on Rock
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
We are the Morning match bit.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
This story starts weird and it does not get more normal.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
This guy has an emotional support alligator.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Awesome, and he's been taking it.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
On public outings for like three years. People love this alligator.
He dresses it in little dresses. I know, that's not
what I expected, has a little.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Harness for it. She gets VIP treatment. Where would they go?
He says.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
But some shoppers were outraged when they saw the alligator
in Walmart, which to me, no red flags. That's alligator
and Walmart. Yeah yeah, average Walmart trap bad. People not
pumped about it. They took pictures and stuff because.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
He had the alligator in the shopping cart.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I know it's that, it's even safer.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I'm just saying, you can't run around hypothetically bite someone.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
He's in a cage, so to speak.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
And then like when he was when when she wasn't
in the shopping cart, he was like carrying her around
because how big.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Are we talking? Can't be that big? Four foot four foot?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh she's a little baby. Oh yeah, yeah, she's probably
about like four.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Feet complaining about then that's cool, so I'd make my
whole Walmart trips.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm saying, why do you suddenly have a friend named Jethrowe?
In the scenario? Where did he come from? Where did
he go?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I don't want to be like looking for steaks at
Walmart and then this guy walks up with a gator,
and a gator just looks at me and just having
a weird day.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Life's so boring. Give me animals, bring animals everywhere?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Is that really upsetting you that much that you're reporting it?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
No, I'm not alligator.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Doing I'm not upsets the day that the gator has
a bad days, that's where we get upset about.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
My favorite is when it goes on to explain the
origin story of the alligator. It says he acquired the
alligator four years ago from a neighbor who could no
longer care for her.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Zero questions answer, none of my questions.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I just would answer.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
After doing research to make sure his kids wouldn't be
in danger, he decided to keep her. He has registered
as an emotional support animal.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's actually registered.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Huh, Actually like legitimately registered. You can't have emotional support crocodiles.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
However, it takes a while.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
It is terrifying when I know where you're going three
sentences before you hit it, and I just want to
know what the requirements are for an emotional support animal.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I think literally you just have to register it.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's more like giving people a heads up than it
is having any qualifiers.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's just like, hey, you're going to see me around
with this thing. It's for my emotions.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'll tell you how you get an emotional support animal.
You just go on Amazon and you just buy a
vest that says service animal, and you'll go get to
go anywhere you want. Well, I ask us question because
they can't ask questions.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Die your hair enough different colors, and people will just
like assume your mentally ills what I've learned in my life.
And then you can just take it around whatever animal
you have and you can be like, this is my
emotional support raven.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It'll mock you.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I want to support pets dot Com and it asks
do you have a dog, do you have a cat?
Do you want to take them anywhere you go? And
I'm like, okay, this is immediately not legit.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
So it's not especially because like once people found out
that rule, which I want to think Tumblr I would
say back in the day for pointing out that you
can take your emotional support animal on planes, and now
I don't think that you can.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, it's got to be like a service animal.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
There's restrictions because I think people are taking birds and
the cock or something crazy.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
I think I want to say, there was like a
cocka two that they let on the plane and then
it just flew around in poopoo people.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I could be wrong. That could be Internet lore.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
But hey, four to four, thank you send us in
a text.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Do you have an emotional support animal? Do you know
of an emotional support animal?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Or what would your emotional support animal be? I am
an emotional support animal.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well you're an animal's.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Time to dork out, dork we shall I like that music, Yes,
intense music.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Because Demon Slayer Infinity Castle won the weekend breaking records
as a anime took over in the box offices, earning
over seventy million, dethroning Pokemon who as the highest one
day earner. I'm talking about the first Pokemon that came
in theaters. So a lot of anime fans out there,

(10:05):
really showed up and showed out, and I didn't realize
there was.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
A four D experience with this movie.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
A gentleman in the middle of said movie stood up,
unzipped his pants.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I saw them, proceeded to pee in the middle of
the theater. Strip Trip trip. He peed on a slew
of people. Oh children, why oh, look the video up
if you want to see a good ass whooping oh
boy annihilated.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I mean the guy he couldn't even stand up by
the time the dads were done with them.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I mean, yeah, the kudos for the gentleman who stepped
in and jumped in in the situation. But it was
just a wild scene because everybody got out of their
seats to get away from what was happening once they
realized that the lights are up in the theater and
I'm looking to see what's happening in the movie.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It is such a pivotal art of the movie, like
what's going on?

Speaker 5 (11:04):
You just see everybody coming in to subdue this guy,
and then the cops come in, and I think the
lady in the corner is just like, hey, apologies, we'll
be offering refunds at the but like, wow.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Get up and go use the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
You could do a lot of things to me, but
if you pee on me, I'm coming over the seats.
I'm I don't care who you are.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Wow, disgusting.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Whoa.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
And initially, when I first read the story, I was like, Okay,
he didn't want to get up, so he just peed himself.
So like he just sat down and then whatever. Nope,
extra nope, trickled down and somebody noticed and was offended.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
No, he was spraying.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Full action is absolutely wild.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
But hey, I'm glad that the folks in this theater
they're looking out for each other. Obviously they couldn't stop
what was happening, but they did get him directly.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Did they charge anyone?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, he got arrested.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Well, I know he did. They didn't charge anyone else
for beating him up, though, did that?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
No, he's got he's got a few different counts public
in decency, exposing himself to a minor, Yeah, and just
a slew of other things going on there.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
So technically I'm sure that's battery or assault from the
person who you know. Technically yes, but really it's like,
all right, grab that popcorn, get out of here man.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
All right, I don't know, so I'm really do it.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
He took off, We don't know where he went or
nor absolutely don't find him or the story don't keep
on people in the movie theater.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yes, so eight four four ninety five fifty did you
go see Demon Slayer?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
What did you think? I know you didn't, Michael.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
This is nerd news, Michael. But yes, let me know
if you did see Demon Slayers. We're talking about stuff
you've seen stolen from work.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Wait next, Hey, we're going to see those guys this weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
That right, damn sureight green day of the morning, mush bid,
what's happening?

Speaker 5 (12:58):
A wild story coming out to the Jacksonville Jaguars camp
as an employee stole twenty two million dollars.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
They're gonna say twenty two thousand or something.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Twenty two million dollars. He admitted to stealing it, and
he put it into a FanDuel Sports account.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Not all at once, says I do.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
I don't know if it was a lovesum deposit, my god.
But it's also like that's gonna raise a few red flats.
So that's gonna and funnier than that. FanDuel has agreed
to pay that or give the Jacksonville Jaguars five million
dollars as partial compensation for the money that was stolen.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Like, I'm gonna hit that parlay this weekend.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Boy, wait, he put in twenty two million. There's like,
we'll give you a five.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Back partial compensation.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Hilarious. It's like, it's not our fault. The money landed
in our quote unquote banks or more. But hey, we're
having a company party in Vegas for two weeks. Go
ahead and book whatever we got it.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Geez does say how he did it. Yeah, he was
a mid level finance manager and just funneling money.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
So it's wild to think that as a mid level
finance manager you could get your hands on twenty two
million dollars, which also says the Jacksonville Jaguars a good franchise,
not a great franchise. They're sitting on money on top
of money, on top of money, hitting that twenty two
million dollars disappeared, and.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
There all their executives needed.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
It's okay, Well, they probably need a new yacht.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Maybe, plain they have to put a new liner in
on their pool.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh not the pool, Oh yeah, the pool.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
By the way, that single mom that's an accountant, probably
got to cut her.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
She's got to go.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, just to make up for that, that one. We
got to make up for that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah. This got me to thinking, have you ever seen
a coworker steal something?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
And you just kind of said, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
But in bartending, oh, it's a very commonplace for people
to like maybe not do the change quite right and oof,
that ends up in the tip bowl.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Or honestly, they.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Count technically drinking on the job as stealing because you're
stealing from the bar. Yeah, like you know, that's so commonplace.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
What about you, Mikey?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
So, I remember when I first started working here. There's
there's an employee I don't I don't see much anymore,
but he really wanted a PlayStation, really wanted to PlayStation,
and there was one in the price closet. And then suddenly,
I mean, he's the only guy I ever heard mentioned PlayStation.
I don't know if he really did it, it's like,
who you know, I don't need to doubt the guy,

(15:48):
but that's where I saw, all of a sudden, there
was just the box in the price, no PlayStation inside.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
It's eight four four ninety five fifty don't snitch on yourself.
No text us and let us know if you've seen
one of your coworkers steal something from work or hit
us in the walkie talk back on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Your next airline pilot head girl, I'm rough ninety five
to five.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
No, I'm talking now for I don't care.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Right before the came, money goes, Mike throw this.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Didn't hear it.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I guess you should probably give instructions earlier than as
it's happening.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Maybe I had my mouth wide open ready to talk.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I'm looking dead at Michael and I'm directly You guys.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Are talking about the story, and I was like, obviously
this is Mikey and Maris's story, so I'll intro it.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm sorry that I'm on top of it because you're
waiting untill as it.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Happens to give the orders.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
There's gonna be a big fight next year, and we're
all looking.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Forward to this one.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
It may not be next year, it's going to be
right now.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
It may be today. It may be on a boat,
it may be on a wake, it may be on
our river. We'll find out tomorrow. But more importantly, twenty
twenty six is going to see about between Mike Tyson
and Floyd Mayweather Junior. And now you're probably thinking why

(17:24):
they're retired, they're too old for this.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Do we need this? Yes, we need this, like we
absolutely need this.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Because Mike Tyson had the handcuffs on when he was
fighting the Paul brother, Jake Paul. It was just a
bad fight. There are so many stipulations into the fight.
We didn't get retired Mike to see how strong.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
He actually is.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I didn't realize that Michel couldn't give Jake Paul uppercuts.
No uppercuts, that's how Mike Tyson beat people.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
I believe there were no hits to the face, and
there are a lot of other stipulations in. But now
we're looking at two actual boxers getting into the ring
and somebody to talk to Mike about why this came about.
He said, very flat out. Floyd started talking a lot

(18:11):
of s. Really, Okay, that's all you needed, Mike. You
must be bored too. We know you just got paid
and you need the money. I know you're good. He's
also out there making appearances. He was at the Canelo
Crawford fight over the weekend as well.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yes, I'm punch mister Beast, which was awesome, hilarious. What
I think they like set it up like he said,
Mike Tyson's gonna punch in the stomach or something. He
punched him and mister Peace almost passed out.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Me.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, Mike Tyson, And.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
But Mike looked like he put out no effort for
the punch.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
It was just like, oh, it's just like just a
little jazzyeah, a little jeh, you know, so normal.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So mister Beast was like born and raised in a
basement in front of a computer.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
So this is nuts.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
We we know this.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
But yes, next year spring twenty twenty six, expect to
see Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather Junior. And if anybody
else out there wants to get a payday with Mike Tyson,
just go and talk some serious smack with him. So
Maria feel free to just say whatever you need to
with Mike Tyson.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
I'm just surprised, Like Mike Tyson can never retire. He's
not gonna relax. What's it gonna do? Like sip afore logo.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
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Speaker 3 (19:18):
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Speaker 4 (19:52):
We can so we can provide you a say you're
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Speaker 2 (19:57):
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Speaker 5 (19:59):
I have Maria singing, Michael's actively staring down the barrel
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(20:34):
Welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
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for your chance to win, Papa roachim rise against tickets
and under oath.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
And under oath we won't under sell under oath.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
But yes, you have to pick one of us to
take hostage so we can provide you to save. And
then that hostage is getting shot with nerf darts. Who
do you want to take as your hostage today? Myself?
Michael or Maria?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Go lovely Maria please?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Okay, thank you? Right Michael? You want questions here?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh I can read them. I mean, I'll give it
a shot.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
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Speaker 4 (21:17):
Number one?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Who is one of the opening bands? Let's go with.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Headlining the headlining bands?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
All right, So that wasn't my fault, No, it wasn't.
Who is one of the headlining bands for riot Fest?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Jack White? Technically no.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Closing band or you know, closers would be blank on
eighty two Weezer, Green Day?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh yeah, shoot, all right, that one.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Actually hurt today. No, I'm not, but I I like
it that way. Don't do it again.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Only got a few darts here. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
What fast food chain was the first to hire women managers?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
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you get one, save.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Five, four three, you get save one Taco bell.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Boy women managers, hush god.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Think talking bell because of the dong.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
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Speaker 5 (22:44):
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You also still have a save left.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
So, oh, we talked about this next one a little
bit ago, so if you've been listening to the show,
you might.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
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Speaker 2 (23:01):
So you know.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
What was Mike Tyson's signature move five? You could have

(23:24):
got that answer for free.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Right.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
No, you're fine, Erica, because you you did this to yourself, Erica,
which is perfectly fine. You weren't going to get the
next if you got the next two, right, you weren't
going to be able to win the popa Roach and
Rise against tickets, which is okay because we do have
a lovely consolation prize and amazing Eric guitar all the way

(23:51):
from Amazon.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Feel like I just got trampled by Oh.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
What a It's okay, Yill. We get to shoot Maria
this morning, which is fine.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, don't point that at me right now.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's what she said.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
But yes, tomorrow we will be back with more fun
to the head with Papa Roach and Rise Against. Tickets
up for grabs if you want to get them ahead
of time, or like Erica, who's got to go to
livenation dot com to get her tickets today. White Snake
on Rock ninety five to five. As he just said,
like a drifter I was born to walk alone is

(24:32):
not the original line in the chorus. When the original
came out in nineteen eighty two, the line was like
a hobo, I was born to walk alone.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Drifter just sounds better.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
It sounds so much better.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
It fits so good.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, and personally I don't care that much about the
ethnicity of the snake, but thanks for bringing that up
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Anyway, we have.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
News from the front of the inevitable Human versus Robot Wall.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Got you there, you don't need it in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, people are straight up addicted to chat GPT and
can't function without it. They can no longer write emails
or make decisions without consulting chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, Mike, can you attest to this.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Maybe some people need to do that.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Maybe maybe it'd make their life better and hold her
decisions be a defense.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, yeah, they need to do now because they can't
do it on their own, don't.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I don't believe this, by the way.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
I think this is anti AI people who are putting
this garbage in because you're like, we don't use as much.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Of our brain.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Well all right, well I don't use as much of
my brain when I'm putting together a desk because there's
directions and a drill and other tools that I can use.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
So this is just another tool. I think that's a
weird comparison.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
It's just just a tool in your life.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, and Mike knows a thing or two about tools,
darn right.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
It's just when it's.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
It takes one to one.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
You know, when it's an obsessive thing, like when it's
a Okay, I've got a situation in front of me
and I can't frontal love to figure out I don't
need to go to my phone to get this answer, right.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Well, you could sit there for three hours and try
to figure it out that I could have the answer
in ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, that's the thing, is like, is this reversible? Because
there's also the argument to be made that people don't.
Their memory isn't as good for the same reason because
you can.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Just google whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Your brain's not storing information the way it was pre
Internet either.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
But it's a sign of the times.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
You remember those arguments where you didn't have Google and
you just had to go off of the person who
made the most convincing statement.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
True, I missed those days.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Oh yeah, I remember people tried to say that Marilyn
Manson had a rib taken out at some point. Yeah,
it's like an a story growing up, and we just
believed it. Yeah, we couldn't look it up.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Well, he seems like he would.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Well, yeah, it tracked. That's not a surprised me.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
But that was an old That would be fun.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
We should do some fake celebrity gossip like that, just
bring it back like sure, yeah, you can chut gpt.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You can also google it. You'll know it's not real
right now.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Chutge gpt is just like the Morning mosh Pit made
this up yet again?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh you mean chat Gypt would mention us, and therefore
we would be relevant.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I think we're on something here.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm gonna ask him, what what is the Morning marsh
See what they say here?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I got one. I got one right now.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Mike Tyson turns out to be founder and owner of
Tyson Chicken Nuggets.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Boom boom boom.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Love that improve us wrong?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
They know us?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Do they? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Since the Morning mosh Pit is a Chicago based rock
radio morning show on Rock ninety five to five. A
high energy, personality driven show built around don't you Wrap
Me Up? High driven personality based show.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
We have to stay on time, built around.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Rock music, edgy humor, and audience interaction. Did you know
it runs weekdays from four.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
There goes.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Even has our bits in here. This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
That's how they get you.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
See, Mikey, You're reading about the show, and before you
know it, you're not gonna know how to be on
the show without using shat e ept.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh wait, I'll be in early tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
That's been the case from day one.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
With you and your bs and Mike is helf ushering
in and helping the robots win the inevitable human versus
Robot war.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Now here's a bit only plug with there. This is
a fun plug. I don't think Michael's gonna let me
give this.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Away, plug it up, plug it in. Let me begin.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Four packs of tickets too.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Jack's Pumpkin pop Up returning for its eighth anniversary, all
kicking off this week on Thursday to eighteenth, running through
November second.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Why are you so excited about the pop up? The
pumpkin pop up? That is yeah. I like themed things
and that's wait, hold sorry, Colin.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
We call it an eight four four ninety five fifty Michael,
the number.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Eight four four nine five Pumpkin time. Now. I'm really excited.
This was Coago's large fall festival Goose Island. I'm really
excited because last year I wanted to go and I
didn't end up making it. Dude, they got photo ops,
they got axe throwing, they got specialty drinks, they got
fortune tellers, they.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Got gem mining. I'm gonna come out of this wretch
gym mining.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
I like to have a little thing set up where
you can like mind for you know, like they used
to back in the old day.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
That's very I am Jack's Pumpkin pop Up.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
She's looking for it. Tender back on tender, look for
Jack Pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay, never something.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
It looks really fun though, I'm most excited about the
drinks and the axe throwing.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
There's a hidden boozy bar too, I know, and it's
in the corn maze.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I know how fun is this fall has fallen and
we're jumping in.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
You know what's worse than getting mad and amaze being
drunk and mad and amaze.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Our fault like activities are a little bit of labor.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You can either go pick a pumpkin from the patch
or gem or get lost.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Apple cider donuts. Those man every single time. Let's talk
to Shawna. Hey, Shawna, what's going on. Joe's listening to
some great music here.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Oh so yeah, you just called us right, thank you,
thank you. And because you're so awesome, you've got yourself
a four pack of passes to Jack Pumpkin Papa.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Excellent. Yes, in my backyard, in almost in your back yard. Perfect,
Thank you, that's perfect. You know who you're going to
take with you to this one? I think so probably
the hobby and the grandkids. Oh, there you go. That's
a nice night out.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
If he behaves, he sounds.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, you're all set. Shawna. You got our first pair
of the first four pack of the week.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
And for everybody else, that wants to go and be
a part of Jack's Pumpkin pop up. Head on over
to jacks punkin pop up dot com.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. It is a
big week, a huge week, a swollen week. Oh riot
fest gorged, we oh gorged week. We have one of
the best coolest rock festivals I've ever been to this Friday, I'd.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Argue it is the coolest rock festival.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I'd say so.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I used to think Warp Tour was the best. Now
I think riot fest is. It's so good.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah, ry Festus is the top for me, only because
it's the one rock festival I've actually been to.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
You pausing to blow on your black thrombnail polish after
that statement, Really.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Honestly, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I get to officiate a wedding this year. Cool Nick
and Sarah shout out.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
They have the chapel there. But this is a chapel, this.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Wedding it is, Yes, it's a chapel, this wedding with
a divorcee officiant.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Absolutely nothing there. I think this is a last It's
gonna be a good one.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I actually do think this one's gonna last.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
What are you guys most excited about food?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
That's what you're most excited about?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
The house parents.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
I'm looking. I'm looking at the food list here. It's
pretty good. Black Hawk Barbecue and seafood, Billy Goat, Tavern
and grill. I love the Billy Goat. Reggie's Chicago going
to be their Island Noodles.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's a pizza.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
So let me jump in on the band that I'm
most excited about. Yeah, The Paradox. I don't know if
you've seen these young gentlemen out of Atlanta representing black
rock at its finest. Hell yeah, they've got Travis Barker
who's just signed off on them, played with them in
a festival, and I've been listening for a little while

(32:43):
and now it's.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Like I get to see them in person. That's cool.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
They're going to be up early on Sunday, so I'll
be pumped to see that.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
That sounds dope. I'm obviously very excited for Weird Out.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I've never seen him live, really, yeah, I can't say
that I have either.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Oh I have, yeah, the Clark County Fair really. Oh yeah,
he's like damn, it's great too. He is just a performer.
He is an entertainer and he knows how to do it,
and he loves doing it, and it's just fun to
watch people like that.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I hope he does some Poka covers.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Hmmm.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I love his Pocus tough.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
He loves the accordion, of course.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
According to you. And that's the long and short of it.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yes, I got they do that it and four four.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Ninety five fifty. Go ahead and shoot us a text.
We're excited about Ryah Fest. We have our reasons. But
if you have reasons that you want to share with
us something we may not be thinking about, something we
might miss.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Go ahead and shoot us a text, Michael, what is
that number? Hey?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
For four? I'm excited to see Max Sabbath has a
little tribute to Ozzy.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
A mixed tribute, A m tribute.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
That's Iris from the Googoo Dolls Here on rock at
ninety five five. If you didn't know, this one was
a Grammy nominated song but lost Song of the Year
and Record of the Year to Celine Dion.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Oh God my Heart Will go on bet Oh well,
I mean tra that's a pretty big hit though.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It is a huge hit, that one.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
I don't I don't know why they put anybody else
in that category.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Titanic was out. Man, it was a wild time. Madam
Madam news.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh yeah, okay, she's just singing to herself in her
own little world.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Providing a music bed is what I was doing. And
you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's a good thing. Your mike was perointed in the
right direction.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
It was pointed in the correct direction for the amount
of volume I was trying to give at the time.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
You did that on anyway, So we had to do
a news segment on the show. We didn't want to
bring down the room, but the corporate chills were like,
just put a positive spin on the news headlines, and
I don't want to be the bear of bad news.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Can't take any more like the bearer.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
It's a bear, but this is bad news.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Bears.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Human remains found inside alligator right.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh, we assume it was the emotional support one fairly.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
How you keep them happy?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Ninety two year old crossing guard assaulted while working up.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Ninety two year old crossing guard a boy.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, that's that's horrible.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, I guess he was really crossed.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Mother calls nine to one one to report son stabbed
her at enough to call follow up man pleads guilty
to harming his infant son a rass.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
We assume it's all in the same family.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
All of this. Hold on. You forgot one story in
bad News Bears.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Chicago Bears lose to Detroit Lions yesterday.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
And that's the worst news Bear all of it though,
just bad news Bears.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, you're on the way.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
We're gonna be talking about some food returning to Taco
Bell and.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's from the two K menu. And I know what
we're eating for lunch.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Today's Each menu item is two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Like two thousands.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, each menu item is two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
We're talking about Taco Bell next.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Oh that's dumb, literally Nirvana, ye think.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh not dumb, not dumb, not dumb.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Taco Bell is bringing back y two K menu items
and they should have never taken them off.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Let's go and why are they two k.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
We're gonna do this the whole time. I get it,
We get a joke. She's gonna be today.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
But yes, we have the return of cool Ranch Doritos
Locos tacos and should have never been pulled, should have
never been pooled old Ranch Dorito's Loco it's tacos.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's a cool rach tacos my favorite.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Oh like the cheesy dorito, one fine cool ratch chef's kiss.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
That thing was amazing.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Never had a dream, I know. Okay, I know, and
I'm a big Taco Bell person.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
We're going to change.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
That's clutching these two big pearls.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Also the of course, uh, the double decker barrito or.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Taco Taco's back.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I got a little excited because the seven layer burrito
also making its return, along with the chili cheese burrito
is my childhood and the caramel apple and Bana.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I don't know anything about the caramel apple and not
a butt chili cheese burrito.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yes, this screams high school. This screams college. No, no, no,
let it slive. This isn't let it slight excited here,
and it's.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Just screams right now in my early thirties, That's what
it's screaming to me.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
But it's just like screaming.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I'm single, I don't want to cook.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
These are these are things that should have never left
Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
And when I found out they were gone, I shed
a tear hot salsa.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, I like mild, but.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I like a spicy taco.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
But the best part of all two or ninety nine
for these items.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Shop it about the price back to kind of, I'd
say kind of, I'd say kind of.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
There's a little inflation in there.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
But uh, this is available right now at Taco Bell
and Taco Bell when you see me coming, you've gotter
have all the cool ranch to ritos locos ready.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
So we're gonna need a little more than three days
grace on the morning mash bit about five to seven
days grace for us.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
We take a little longer to catch up. It's fine anyway, Mike.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Oh, time for a little rock I got it all.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
No, don't you.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Fixed new tools? Adam Jones and Nanny Carey performed it
last night's Canello Versus Crawford fight.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's kind of fun. Although I guess it was Saturday night. Yeah,
Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I'm just said at some point they did that.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
By the way, I didn't watch this because one I'm old,
I'm not staying up that lake. Did this fight start
at midnight? It was in Las Vegas time. Oh that's why. Okay,
I'm very cool there. If you saw that. We tried
to get to a little audio to play, but it
didn't sound any good on TV. I'm not sure if
they're a.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
It was interesting because it just sounded hollow. Yeah, it
was wrong with the production a little bit.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
But love seeing those guys out and about and the
big doings over the weekend with my man lead singer,
my favorite band ever Eddie Vedder in town for the
Anthony Rizzo retirement day, hanging out at Wrigley Field. Got
on the Marquee Network. They started asking him a question
and this is what happened.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
What was it like seeing the stretch with him?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
But was it like, oh, I was terrified, You're terrified?
Why I didn't want them to up?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Wow, you're good, You're good ed because he knew quickly
that he had said an f Balmontia way to go
Edward Edward, they all recoiled and by the way, Cindy
Crawford along with Eddie Vedder and Rizzo out there in
the bleachers, which was kind of fun. By the way,
this is really cool. So I got I get the
guy's last name wrong all the time. Moyses, I'm going

(40:29):
off top of my head best stereos oises ballistereom Moyses,
our friend, his first ever home run in the majors,
and he hit it directly to Rizzo and dropped it
sitting in Yeah, like he hit a home run to
the guy that they were celebrating. That's retiring. The stuffs
player in the outfield in the bleachers into his hand.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
But he didn't catch it.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
It counts off by the way, which.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Heels like, this is why I'm not playing.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
That's why I'm retired.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
This is why I'm retired.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I mean, I knew that.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
And then seventh seventh inning stretch came around where Rizzo,
Eddie Vedder and Cindy Crawford were sitting out in the bleachers,
and this is what it sounded.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Like, everybody, we're singing for the day.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Come here our Harold Anthony Rizzon.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I shoot that, go here, we go home on me
to the good thing. They got the crowd back in
the mouth.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Eddie was drunk rightly, so so like ed you got
to sing the seventh inning stretch that I can.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Handle that, dude. The ball game.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
So a lot of fun out here regularly, lot of
fun in the rock world. Sharon Osborne has a statement,
We'll give you that tomorrow. She's out doing falconry with Kelly.
They both seem to be like, yes, using falconry as therapy.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, as one does, they.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Should has not lost the love of knives and had
to fly some falcons to handle it.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Now Al on the Head keeps the bad guys so
much rich stuff happening.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
All that once has described me a bird of prey.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
All the rock news you need, and the concert calendar
up now at Rock nine five.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Five penetrates sand Man on the Morning Mosh Bit file.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
As sand Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
That's everywhere of course, all right, Mike, I.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Saw a comment on out Back Steakhouse, like some people leave.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Reviews, right yeah, oh like on the page, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
One star review. I like to like go places and
just look at bad reviews for things. Yeah, Like the
Bean's a funny one if you ever want.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I brought my whole family here.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
What the hell, Well, there's a man trapped in It's
I've heard there's a man trapped inside the bean. Let
him out, Diana, huh No.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Diana sent the husband to get out back to steakhouse
and left a review when he got home. She says,
I am absolutely levit. My husband drove all the way
to pick up our outback order. And you people, you
people forgot the blooming onion.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
That was the only.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Thing I wanted. That's what she says.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Blumen onion is fire. I understand. I never knew good
haven't never had one. It's it's the breading, the softness
of the onion, and the dipping.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
That much different from just like an onion rings.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yes, yeah, let the onion bloom goods. And then he
just kind of pulled it like a little yeah yeah, god.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
It's perfect before your food comes and it's bloomers.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Diana left a second comment right under her comment. Oh
she had to come back and them into her comment
and actually give a five stars on this one. Okay,
She says, actually, my fat husband ate the blooming onion
in the car. I lied, so I'm so sorry, and
I don't know how to delete reviews.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
That's funny on so many that's incredible. He didn't want
to share with you.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, oh my god, honey, they just forgot the boom.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, that's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
The thing we were talking about, Michael is I know
I've eaten half a bloomin onion before.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
I've eaten the old one, you've eaten a whole Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
That's a lot, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Notoriously very calorary, fashionable.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
See see see you're looking at the wrong side of this.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I don't think that I am.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, like you.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Don't think about this doesn't have the greasiness you think
about how tasty it is.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
It has nineteen hundred and fifty calories.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
It is a vegetable.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
So I'm winning no matter what.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yes, is a vegetable that we all enjoy.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Pizza.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
By the way, crazy that the husband would know that
that was the thing she was waiting for and just
eat the whole damn thing. Oh yeah, leave them?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Or what did you get her? What did she do?
He needed to reat retaliate, and you're getting it is
her fault. I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
First of all, what was she wearing?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Did she speak up?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
She probably asked for it.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Well, she asked for the bloomin onion, Yes she did.
He did not come through with the blooming onion, and
now her onion not blooming.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free Rock five.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Regardless of the pronouns of the bones.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
That's Alison chains on the Morning mosh bit on Rock
ninety five five, I give you, thank you that douns.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah mm hmm, thank you. Anyway, boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Sports?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Oh yay, me time, I'll be over here.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Okay, we'll bring you back in.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I don't want to cops.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Big weekend out there. Oh yeah, the Rizzo retirement. We
are telling a few minutes ahead. Vetter out there with Siddy, Crawford,
a bunch of celebrities out in a boot. Cubs took
the game yesterday from the Rays four to three. Nico
Horner delivered a two out to run double in seventh
inning that gave the Cubs the lead. Me and hap
homeward in the sixth for at a cub chowta Inmanaga
allowed three runs over five innings and struck out nine

(46:20):
and issued no walks.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Today, the Cubbies are playing.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Pittsburgh at five forty and the White Sox beat the
piss out of the Rays yesterday. Oh I'm sorry they
didn't play the Rays. Guardians old police guardians. Yes, beat
the Guardians yesterday.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Five.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
No, I wasn't five to one.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I'm sorry, I have the wrong note.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Really good report my fault.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Okay, no, yeah, let's jump that question. Let's jump to
what we really want to talk about today.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
The Socks win.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
He does sports reports like he does his weather reports.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Three to two.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
The Socks lost.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Guardians all right, well awesome, and we're the only team
in Chicago. I lost yesterday.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Holy crap, dude, I did you finish well?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
You finished the game up? Yeah, I took that.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
You finished third quarter?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Didn't.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
At a certain point you knew that this was gonna
get really bad.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
I want to say it was close to getting to
fifty two at a certain point, and I said, I
was like, I could probably watch another game now, it's
safe to pit away.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Right after the first drive, I shut that thing right off.
I said, No, I saw him play one good driving.
I'm out, No, I didn't. I watched a little more,
but man, how disappointing.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Is one of those things where I will say this
because the officials were real sloppy yesterday.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
They were.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
It was not a clean game. At the end of
the first half.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
They had the runoff after the amazing catch by the
Detroit wide receiver that.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Ended up leading to a touchdown.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
And as a Lions fan, I will even cry foul
on that as well. But in addition to that, there
was a lot of penalties by the Bears, and then
Caleb just did not look comfortable at all.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, you're crying, Soul. I would assume you're more of
a Chickens fan.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Ben Johnson, welcome back, Maria, boot in and out, you know,
boot all over the stadium there.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It had to happen.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Ben Johnson and and the coaches and golf came out
in a press conference and said that they didn't like
that by the fans.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I don't think it'll happen again. He will.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
He will get booed every time he goes into Detroit,
but there will come a time where Ben Johnson will
be celebrated.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
If you want to get food, use the dating apps.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
But yeah, it's the things to look at.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Caleb's got a new system, Ben's a first time coach,
and Maria hit that belt on her own. It was
not from Merrison. So yeah, the team still got some
gelling to get over. But the thing that surprised me
the most was the offensive line. The offensive line just
did not ready to do anything. Caleb got sacked four
times yesterday.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I haven't even come up with any offensive lines.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Jared Goff had three hundred and thirty four passing yards
and five touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
That's a big game. That's a very big game. And
there were two touchdowns from your running backs as well.
Can I give you a stat that you're not gonna
like You might like it, but.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Ahead, Yeah, teams that lose their first two games of
the season only have a twelve percent chance to make
the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Were you really expecting to make the playoffs? I was hopeful?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Okay, all right, Wait what I saw the last two
games is just just a tunny. Hey, it's hey, guess
what hockey season's coming?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah, you know what else is coming? But five things
that's on the way on Rock mat five. Now, here's
five or so things with Mayores.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Why does he always drop his bants during this part
of the show, the panty down?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
We got six things? Michael? What did you just.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Report to us? I've been told to be quiet?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
You No, you know what did you report? What that
we're going on about today?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Not that the Krispy What my god?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Oh, Chrispy out. That's a new thing, Crispy onion hoopa.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
So on top of that, McDonald's has five menu items
that everybody is talking about. Five dollars sausage, at McMuffin meal,
uh an eight dollar Big Macmeal, Pumpkin and Cream Pie,
Special Edition Gold Sauce, and.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
McCafe Pumpkin, Spice and lattet.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
If you're not an introvert and you're not an extrovert,
there's a new term for you.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
It's an ultrovert. Those are people who.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Find themselves feeling in between those two personality types.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Very descriptive, Thank you dictionary dot com.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
It also used to be ambivert. Why are we just
we're just coming up with new words for all definitions.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Ultroverts can interact with large group groups of people, but
don't necessarily feel as if they're.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
If they found their tribe.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Ex yep found. That's a hard one.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
That apostrophe really messed me up there.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Forty seven year old was arrested after doing a break
check on an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Very stupid. Every tomb.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I got so messed up. That's so funny.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Ambulance going on an emergency call with lights, sirens and
everything else, and this gentleman pulls alongside the emergency vehicle,
passes them illegally and then.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Break checks them.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
They are charged with obstructing medical services, reckless driving, and
a few other vehicle and traffic violations.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Did they just not know? And they're like, this guy's
driving like a dick. Wht's everyone getting out of his way?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
If you bought the Paris Hilton mini fridge, it's being
recalled due to a fire hazard.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Not Michael's mini fridge.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Why does Paris Hilton have a mini fridge? Why are
people buying it? That's a good question, Oh.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Wouldn't she?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And then get ready to feel bad.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Nine year old prodigy becomes the youngest student to attend
to college at your Sinus College in Pennsylvania, the young
gentleman is getting ready to study pediatric neurosurgeon or he
wants to become a pediatric neurosurgeon.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Which is not neurosurgery for kids.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
It's just like he is a child, although he is
nine and getting prepped and ready to go to college.
They say that he does enjoy a regular life playing
soccer and video games yoga.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I don't believe that part, but okay, and that is
five things.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
It's gotta be weird.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It's gotta be weird to be that smart and then
so far ahead of all your peers that you don't
really get to hang out with them day to.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Day, and then the people that you talk to in
class are grown adults that you're smarter than. Yeah, yeah,
it's not fun. Doogie howser, doogie doogie howser, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
One day he does a two year patch of tears too.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
So it is the morning match fit on Rock and
ninety five to five. And now time for one of
my favorite moments of the day.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Text.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Let's get after it, shall we a four to four fifty.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Get your text messages into us any time of day,
and then we'll read them.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Maybe start out with Tony Dody says happy Happy Monday,
Maris and I love me some Taco bell too.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Damn straight uh.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
From the two one nine, five days until Nick and
Sarah's wedding. Thanks for the shout out this morning. Don't
feel bad Maria the bride is a divorce as well.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Hell yeah, that's definitely Sarah. What's up, sarahup?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Let's see here.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
From the two one two, you guys are awesome. From
the people on the radio to all those who make
it happen behind the scenes, Rock ninety five to five
is the best thing that happened to Chicago in a
long time. Keep up the great work from DJ.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
That was beautiful, DJ DJ.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Worry about your standards, but thank you.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
From the six to three to oh Jack White, Jack
White Jack white Jack White can't wait to see Jack
White this weekend at riot Fest. From the eight four
to seven sex Pistols and drop kick Murphy's for who
they want to see? Ooh Jack White given another vote
here from the seven to oh eight and from the
six three to oh, please send me to a rock show.
I've never been to one. Hashtag mom life, I'm life

(54:24):
mom life. Well, if I remember correctly, in Fun of
the Head today, our lovely contestant did not win the
rise against Papa Roach.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Take are audible?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Maris? I have to ask permission? Can we hook this
mom up with a rock concert that she can go to?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Who would we be if we didn't support moms? Done
and done?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
From the sixth three to oh You're going to popa
roach and rise against you. See, this is why you
got a text, This is why you gotta have them.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Mama Roach for Papa Roe.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I like that you never know with us in your.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Especially when Michael's pulling an audible. That's that's straight from
left field.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Oh gee, grab a towel, it's not right.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Don't forget. You can text us any time. Eight four
ninety five.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Machine Head AI taking our jobs once again. But just
remember on Rock ninety five five we still have Bush.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
It's morning, mash pit, gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
It's been a day.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
We've gotten through the day, We've survived, been kicked off
the air.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Hey, fun fact likes are public again on Twitter, so
you might want to go make sure you have your job.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
By the end of the day, just in case.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
That's nice of We've got a nice little timing.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
But I remember when he tweeted, if you ever have
any employment retaliation from this website, we will fund your lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
No, no dollar like amount.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I don't think that's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, I'm a feeling it won't not even close.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yes, have changed.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
I think.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
We got a little field trip today.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I
love a boat and free drinks. Baby, let's goat boat.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I know you said bone.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Oh well that too gets your mind out of Michael.
I'm on a boat and it is going past I
gotta know.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I called the Impatmia Afghan, well done, thank you, proud
of you.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
More Rise Against tickets tomorrow, Rise Against and Poppa Roach
and under Oath tickets, Yes, more tickets to October Fest, Yes,
a Tom Hubbard house and more Jack's Pumpkin pop up tickets.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
It's gonna be a busy day tomorrow. But we gotta
get ready to get on his boat because the boat's
not gonna wait for us, and we're all row. No,
you don't have to work, and we're not right now, steer,
we won't know.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
They're not gonna let you the rower. Steer, No, just
throw off.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I can swim.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
You'll give you a life jacket. Point, what's the what's
the circular saving device? A life saving life, life life great? Yeah,
oh god, oh, they're gonna love us on this. But
we'll see you tomorrow if we survive as right,