Did Anyone Ask Marris If We Have KidzBop Tickets?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Disturbed, kicking your Friday off with brand new music. I
will not break on the morning moshpit on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm immediately into it. Whatever I love, I love it.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I needed that energy right now.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah, I'm awake.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Awesome, Awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
David Draymond has such a theatrical voice, like he does
this like you know, obviously the metal but I want
him as like the Phantom and Phantom of the Opera.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I bet he'd crush it. He would crush that role.
He could do it.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I have never had that thought in my head, and
now I want it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm a weird theater kid. That's fine, It's bound to happen.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
You know what will go good with that song?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hmmmm?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
A chainsaper Hauf Free Chana from.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah It's gonna be a Busy Day. Yeah, that is
not your cue for this chainsaw. We will have more
chainsaws in the show, along with Daniel Tash, The ol
Vaughn and Kids Bop Live with a special rendition from Homer.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
You're really excited about today's It's so stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
If you want to win something today, today is your day. Yeah,
stuff all day long.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, but yeah, those are tickets to all those events
Daniel Tosh and north Yvonne. Did I say, Daniel, Daniel
Tosh love Daniel north Yvonn are going to be here,
be so clear, but we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Send you to them.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, and get this chainsaw out of my hands before
I cut all of the studio for sure with it,
because I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I don't do that, I'll go for I like coming
into work.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Is that okay?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm going to let you off the look of
that one.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
I didn't want you. Yeah, you've come into work.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Do that job.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
W C HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Sunshine.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I can't stand you say today ties in the low thirties.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It is going to be spring like this weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's gonna be glorious.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Low thirties sunshine all weekend long and beautiful weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Maybe the best weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I really have no hard to recover.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's a fun intro to do.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I cannot perfect a little either time I rile.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Cat, I go to the plug.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know what you could do? Yeah, yes, go to
the plug, fire away. Okay, thank you you're a bid
only blug there.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh my god, Like we said, it's a busy morning
with gifts and we're starting off with Kids Bob Live
coming so too.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
I just love the we're giving that away. Oh okay,
I think it's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
It'll be at the Credit Union one Amphitheater Friday, August fifteenth.
It's going to be a party for the kids. As
a parent, you got to figure out how to make
this entertaining for yourself and the Maria Palmer that has
a new Kids Bop rendition just for you. You are going
to be here with us when it is debuted in
all its elegance. But you gotta be called ten eight

(03:15):
four four ninety five fifty. That four pack of Kids
Bop tickets can be yours, but you gotta call us
right now eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
rock ninety five five are we're speaking with Dan? Damn Dan, gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I used to buy weed from a guy named Dan
the Man.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
And don't forget the lady of the show.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, very true, good morning ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You could just say, gentlemen, we can be okay.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You know what I know who I am, I.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Know what I'm about, and I know what I'm not
and it's a goddamn lady.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
All right, Before before we get you these kids Bob's tickets,
we have to introduce you in an unveil you to
a very important song.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
From the Maria. Are you ready? Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, Dan, you're gonna have to really fasten your seatbelt
for this one.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Because it's gonna be cringey.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's gonna go on probably a little longer than you're
comfortable with, and we're gonna make you listen to the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
And I'm gonna sing it in kid for me.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Growing up.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
Wonder what I will be, maybe a doctor or a
public servant. There are no expectations of me.

Speaker 10 (04:39):
Free to explore and connect with my innermy head, shoulders,
nase and toes, head shoulders, these and toes, I said,
eight years in mouth and no shoulders, these and toes,
head shoulders, these and toes. I'll have so much fun

(05:00):
going up, No cares, swing on on tire, be comesself.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh where, play with the other kids.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
All I want to do is be my best met
and have fun with you.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Wow, kudos.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, that it's important.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Tour, I think so too.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Maybe to a local bar or brewery, perhaps on a
thurst today.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm just worried Kids Bop is going to hire her
when she's in town. They're in town, Oh.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
No, tour with They may or may not realize she's
an adult.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
They don't want me to be around kids.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Again, I don't have kids. I don't know how this works.
So do kids only singing? Kids?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Kids the only ones performing at Kids Bob.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
So, to be fair, I don't bop.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
To be fair, if I if I took off my
makeup and I just kind of got in the crowd,
Oh my god, would anyone notice?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
You would definitely blend in. But who's not going to
blend in is Dan. But we're hoping you got some
kids to take with you for this one.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
You better I'm.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Gonna take my nephew and a couple of his little bodies.

Speaker 11 (06:05):
Hey, great memories, right, yeah, you are all set with
your four pack that Kids Bob live at Credit Union
one Amphitheater on Friday, August fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Everyone else, head on over to live Nation Time. Get
your tickets.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Today we were the youth of the nation. No, we've
aged since lost a little bit of our luster.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
That heard a little bit.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's the Morning Match been on Rock ninety five. Five boys,
what do we got?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
We can say in this room collectively that we all
love French fries, right, oh yeah, you have your favorite.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
It is part of the human condition.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yes, all right, what's your favorite French fry?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Popeyes?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Popeyes? Yep, Popeyes.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I think McDonald says that just throw your eyes at Popeyes.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
For French fries.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, oh goodness, you're an unseasoned, uncul shured swine.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Five guys. That is at the top of the list.
Is good because you could put the Cajun.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Asian seasoning and then they take the bag and they're like,
you didn't get enough potato, so they add some more
fries on top of it. So you've got a bag
of fries and a small burger like it's just yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
And that bag is literally full of grease. Here's five guys.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
So I appreciate that because they get the grease out
for you.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I like to keep the heart attack and mystery and
not actually see it coming.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I read that five guys.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
That's a scam by five guys to make you feel
like you're getting a lot more because when you look
in the bag, there's extra fries everywhere, and then have
you have you spent money at five guys, it'd be
the most expensive fast food plays.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
And you're only getting like four guys.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You're only getting four guys.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm never four guys.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Maria maris, what was it? Five guys? And I say McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, although strong case can be made for the Arby's
curly fry as well.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
All right, so let's get to this list from Bible.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Checkers checkers, also checkers, Checkers, Checkers, Rallies.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Okay, so we've got a list from Oh Bible. I
do not agree with the order of this in any way,
shape or form. Honorable mentions not in the top ten.
Nathan's don't know what that is? In and out, Burger, Popeyes,
Burger King and steak and shit, I say, boo Popeyes.
If you don't like Popeyes, you have terrible taste buds.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Chick wait, give me that, give me the give me
the one through, give me the order number one is
what number?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well, they're saying the best, these are honorable mentions. Didn't
even play the honorable they didn't make it in the
top ten. I'm so So here's the top ten, starting
at ten.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's already bs.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
What a Burger?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
No KFC get out, shake shack, these are terrible.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Five guys at seven, Taco Bell at six, what Taco Bell?
Wendy's at five, No Arbies at four? Okay, Chick fil
A at.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Three, No Chick fil A soggy ass those.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, they're wall but they're not like seasons. They're like
the waffle texture was cool, but other places do waffle
fries that are seasoned.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Now the Chick fil A fry survives on chick sauce.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Well, everything at Chick fil A surviveds we.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
All survive on Chick sauce in a way.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Actually, yes, Pumps top two. McDonald's at number two, and
then Checkers Rallies at number one. Wow, that's the only
part of this list that I agree with.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, I feel validated a bit.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
What's a Checkers?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh my god, my god, Michael, can I please take
your Checkers virginity?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I'm just gonna get one of the frozen bags, bring
it in here, put it in the air. Far there's
not a whole lot of Checkers around it.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, So we'll go for a field trip.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
How far do you want to go where? Yeah, find
the closest check.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I will go the distance for Checkers. They also have
amazing burgers. They put all the stuff on them that
you get your full onions, your tomatoes, your lettuce, your condiment, like,
and they don't.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
They don't half asset. It's not like Frankly McDonald's with.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Their bs onions that are like tiny and definitely frozen
and probably dried before and then maybe you get a
leaf of lettuce.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
The closest Checkers is south six miles south on Wentworth Avenue.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
What's that's not bad?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Not too bad?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, but we want to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Go when you guys fight, kiss seems like a great.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Text thing here eight four four ninety five fifty You
tell us who has the best fries.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yes, it is Checkers. I do agree with the number one.
But Popeye's is number two.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Popeyes crazy.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I gotta RB's needs to be higher. Yeah, McDonald's is
fine at number two.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I agree with that standard fry.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like if I'm not looking for seasoning and I'm not
looking for any weird texture, and I just want like
French fries.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
So that's what we're getting in the category is where
we could get into like cajun, curarly waffle and all
of those things.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
But yeah, make sure there's so much nuance.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
What about a top? What about a toss?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's a whole other conversation category, that's a whole other
superior to fries in general?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I agree, but yes, no, no, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Absolutely not you think fries are better than.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, we got a lot right now, you need to
chime in on a lot here eight nine five five.
We want to know your favorite fry and your stance
on tot and fries.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Tots are better than fries, they are not.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Absolutely that's a wrong opinion.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It is the morning Moshpit on Rock ninety five five.
If anyone would like a co hoster to what do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I have to do?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
You know where you're.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Off the air?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Someone asks in here what are we giving away next week?
And got an answer, and then we just decided to
keep asking back and forth in different ways until Maris
was ready to jump off a proverbial cliffs.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't know how to explain to We'll do it
again to him at some point on air. But he's
a little bit of zast.

Speaker 12 (12:04):
We need right now.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I mean, we need to bring everybody in on this, Maria,
what are we getting? We have kids alone.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm not seeing anything about kids bop here, which is crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
But we do have Summer of ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Nickelback's headlining that Creed and then and then we also
have Pierced the Veils.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Do you know if we have kids?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Let me check my email real quick. Yeah no, but
you know we do have we do have Nickelback Creed tickets.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
What's what's that for?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'm using my I'm abusing my power.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
And searing myself down and I cannot.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
We do have Nickelback and we don't go Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Creed too. After eight, you's the veil.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Rocky the Rooster will have money for you.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Hey, Michael, do you know.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Let me run down the hall in check ro Okay,
he got.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Weak, No, no, we got Nickelback, we got here's the veil.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Rocky has money for you after eight today. It might
happen at nine as well.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
But do we have kids?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Have kids?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
That's what do we have? Marrison? Do you know what
we do you know we have nicety Paris?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Don't? Don't, Marris, Yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
What do we have?

Speaker 11 (13:40):
So?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
We got Summer of ninety nine nickel Back and creet
Our headlining mat that's really cool, and then we also
have here's the veil.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
But I'm looking for personally, I'd like you know if
we have our kids Bo, we don't. Okay, Hey, Michael.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Gave away the last pair?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Do we have kids Bop tickets?

Speaker 9 (13:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Next week?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
It is just Nickelback. You can't say, just because that's
huge Knickelback and Creed.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, we have for that cool Summer of ninety nine thing.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yeah, but from what I'm seeing here, no kids Bop tickets.
But I think you should ask Maris. Hey, Maris, if
you think you can get along with us in this room? Boy,
do you want you are mistaken?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was just wondering if you knew anything about kids behind.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Do you want to know about kids?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Bob?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, I'd like to know if we had tickets.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
I'm going to put you on tour with kids Bob.
Oh me and Michael's going to be your manager.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh, I'm never doing this again.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well, then I feel like you should be sent out
with this this is my last and you know what,
if you don't want Kids Bop stuff. Next week we're
gonnake away Nickelback and Creen tickets for the Summer of
ninety nine festival and then also Pierced the Veil.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I'm going to jump that.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know it would be from the second floor.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
We're on the thirtieth floor because.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I want to hurt myself, but I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
It would be really cool, and I don't know if
this is something that we could pull off.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
And it's like a little outside of demo, you don't
think so it would be dope to get like some
Kids Bop Chickens tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
If we could. I think that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I would Nickel would do It would be good if
we had Nickelback, Creed and Kids Bop for next.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Medication.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know what I want, you know what the Veil.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It'd be cool to give out Pierce the Veil tickets
next week. But would what would be like a real
get what eye on the prize?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Going for gold?

Speaker 10 (15:35):
Like no money involved, Like if I can just get
the thing that I really want?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
What you want?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I want Kids Bop chickets.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
It is the morning mosh Pit. We are Rock ninety
five to five and we are out of Kids Bop?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Tis that was brand new disturbed though, damn.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yes that is brand new Disturbed, great distraction.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I can't we hear the Kids Bop version of I
will not break at some point in what I hope
is the not too distant future.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
What we do have on the way is the av tickets.
Oh that's after this lovely story from Michael.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Women are hiring private security guards from an app like
uber that allows them to choose what their bodyguards wear.
The app allows users to choose which bodyguard picks them up,
what they wear, where they go, and how long they
want the bodyguard to protect them for.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh what a don delivery service? What is this app?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I wasn't expecting you.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
To go there, and yet here I am. I've arrived
and I want to arrive again.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
What is this app?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
It's called Protector Protector, Yes, the new app Protector. They're
all active duty military or retire law enforcement. I think
there's a picture gallery on there too.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Chair down on that.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Chair, motorcade included.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
What I was telling Maris was I wish this they
had like ex military hot chicks, so like you could
have guys could hire a lady to hang out with them,
but if any anything goes down.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
She could just kill the person.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah you want them to kill.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Well a lot of too, but if something goes down,
shot look at me, I'm not fighting.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I was about to say, Michael wants a praying mantis.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
One hundred dollars an hour, okay, which for a three
hour concert. You know you're going out one night with
the ladies, you just have this. You know they're in
a suit, they're just standing there with you the whole time,
watching out, watching the door.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Or it doesn't have to be a suit. You get
them a Taylor Swift shirt.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Taylor Swift shirt for you're real, if you could dress
one because you can choose what they wear.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
You're You're saying all of this in like a hypothetical,
as if I'm not doing it, like next week.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Did you download the app already?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I literally just downloaded it. I'm I'm not joking.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Bodyguards available for you in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm going to make them right now.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I hate to say this, right now, it's only we
get screwed like this all the time in New York
and LA. I'm sure it'll be coming soon.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
But will I hate you?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I hate you too, I hate both of you.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
God.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You know what would make me feel oh oh better?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
What would that be all of this.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Is if next week we had like a giveaway that
was just don't you do they? Not edgy? Maybe something
like kids But.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Now here's a bit only there. It's time. We got
tickets for the Yeah THEO. It went on sale yesterday.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Return of the Rat is at the winterst Arena on Thursday,
April twenty fourth, and we want you to be there.
Don't hold off temptations. Both of you hold off temptation.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's literally like there could not be more of an
opposite to Kids Bob than the ovonn.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Does anybody know if you have Kids Bop tickets next week?
Or is it just you know what?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Caller ten eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm looking at the list.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
We're gonna have these tickets for you, but you do
have to answer the world's most difficult question, that is
on the way.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I don't see any kids Bob on Rotten ninety.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Ninety five to five. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Eric Eric is a DJ's favorite name, Eric.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Eric.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I look Eric, you get it anyway.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I get it. Eric, How are you today on this
lovely Friday?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (19:46):
Pretty good.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
It's worse now now you're on the line at the
Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
And yes we have those Theovonn tickets ready for you
when he comes to town on April twenty fourth. But
I do have a very difficult, cool question for you.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Eric?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
And I have a follow up?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
All right, Eric, where are you right now? I'm on
the road. Yes, we would have also accepted in a

(20:24):
car at work any of those things. But Eric, you
being on the road just got you tickets to THEO
Vaughn Return of the Rats at Winterest Arena on Thursday,
April twenty fourth. Tickets did go on sale yesterday, so
you can treat yourself today at ticketmaster dot com. Yes, yeah,
it's me.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's me Maria, and I have a follow up question,
just real quick if you know, and you might not
know because I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't think you get the emails.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
But for next week for the Morning mosh bit, do
you have any idea if we might be giving away
kids mop tickets?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I think so. Oh hang on, let me check that
I got it.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
What you do after I give you tickets to the
one Michael's checking.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Just nickelback and pre tickets, oh and preveil but unfortunately, okay.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Thank you for thank you for clarifying for Eric. But
these Theovon tickets are all brought to you by Concert West.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
It's the hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much. That's what we're about to do.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Oh if you ever wanted to own a Banksy owned
by Mark Hoppis, Oh what going up for auction starting
on March fourth.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
But you're gonna need a little.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Bit of money. I bet they're expecting it to start
at three point eight million, what is this? And for
as high as six point three million. So if we
pull all our pennies together, we still need a lot
more money.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Listen, I know a way that we can help that
conveniently involves our cock, Rocky the Rooster.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
He's got a chance for you to win a grand
on rock ninety five to five. When's that next chance?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Maris is coming up after eight? Oh yes, look at that,
well done.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And so that'll put a dent in it, a thousand
dollars to the A very small dent. It's a dent.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
But or you could ask the seven men who were
caught robbing NFL and NBA stars over the span of
October and December. It bits they robbed in Patrick Mahomes,
Joe Burrow and Travis Kelcey and hit other cities Kansas City, Tampa, Memphis,
and Cincinnati.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
I don't know how they got caught when they were
wearing the custom jewelry and posting selfies on the internet
with it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't really know how anyone commits any crime today.
I couldn't do it. I'd be just like everything.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
There's everywhere, and when there aren't cameras, people have their
phones on them.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
It's where they probably got caught up. Was trying to
resell some of this stuff that's clearly tracking. Well, yeah,
that's very obvious, it says Joe Burrow on the Change.
Tom Brady is stepping into a new venture, Gummy Snacks,
a clean fruit based treat hitting food delivery service Good

(23:26):
Puff coming in March, organic vegan gummies with flavors like Sourburst,
Sweet Rush and Tropic Fusion. Sir, I wants my sugar please.
It's not going to be good.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I don't want them. It's not going to be they're
just gummies, he's snacks.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
They're clean organic gummies. Nobody wants too.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
The dude wouldn't even eat shade fruits. I don't trust
that he knows how a gummy should even taste exactly.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
A woman in a Virginia very happy after she got
the wrong lotto scratcher was very upset with the teller
because she didn't get this gratch off that she wanted.
Went in her car powdered, got that quarter out and won.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Two million dollars. WHOA yeah for her. She's very happy now.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Dang, she's taking the lump sum at one point two
five million.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Before taxes and finally seventeen dollars.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
And finally, a grandmother turning one hundred, A great grandmother
turning one hundred in England gets her fourth tattoo. Nice
She is a air raid warden from World War Two.
Got her first tattoo at ninety four in honor of
her late husband and son. And then she got a

(24:39):
butterfly piece. And her final, or her most recent tattoo,
she got a peacock on her forearm and for her birthday,
the tattoo parlor gave it to her for free.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Wow, yikes.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Does she know that those are permanent? She's gonna have
them for the rest of her life.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I know, I know she's going to be very upset
about that, very upset.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
She might not be able to get a job. That's
going to be the first thing ever men will look
at her as a harlot.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
They might unless unless uh, she had.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yes, I made a fight back.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
She can get a chainsaw tattooed on her. She could
cut her tattoos off with the chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Start her own business because she won't be able to
get a job getting cutting trees down.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, the grandma set and you can be too.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
She could be a chainsaw influencer.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Eight four four, you've got our first chainsaw of the day,
Daniel Tosh.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Tickets coming up on the show Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's rock station. I do have a note though, there
will be no kids Bop tickets next week.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
So do you know what we do have?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah? I do, hang on, I have it right here.
It's a Creed and nickelback and tickets.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Good gives, good gives any kids moop.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
No kids bop down?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Okay, what do you actually have?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Speaking of kids?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Maria?

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh, when Maria was a youngin.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
When Maria was a young girl child.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't know if I like that, So, yes, you'd
like to know about the squirrel.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yesterday in our text message thread, it came up that
Maria had a pet squirrel, Nazure did.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
So this explains a lot.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I lived in rural Maryland, yeah, and uh we lived
in the woods, and so many critters found their way
into our home. Turtles, fiddler crabs, frogs, a lot of frogs, minnows,
a crayfish one time, okayish, but one day, uh, there
are these things is like they're like robber squirrels, and

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they go into squirrels' nests and they like try to
take over the nest and kick out the young ones.
And so that happened, and it kicked out a little
baby squirrel fell all the way from the top of
the tree.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
That was the mama squirrel. She was very upset.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yep, and Michael's like, I know that sounded because my mother.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Used to call me.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Exactly the same way.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
So anyway, but we had cats, and so we didn't.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Want to leave this little teeny tiny baby squirrel who's
all defenseless and his mother hasn't come to get him
outside with cats, so we had to take him inside and.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Then we had to learn how to take care of them.
Fun fact, they're lactose intolerance.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
So we had to feed him goat's milk out of
an eye dropper because you was too little.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I know what my grandpa would have done in this situation.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
So we would feed it. Stop it, so we would
feed him.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I don't want to hear your violence towards baby squirrels
right now.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Okay, what was your grandpa going to feed the squirrel?
He would have pulled its head off, and then like,
that's the squirrel that's been crapping.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
On my car.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was a baby, so it wouldn't have been that
squirrel that went a.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Lot darker than I anticipated. You were feeding it with those.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
It was birds crapping on the car, not squirrels. It
doesn't make it a real story on grandpa anyway. You're
not supposed to hit squirrels rhymes with girl anyway, So
you would beat him out of a little baby eye
drop or goat smoking.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
He would like grab onto.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
It was so cute, and I realized now with the
miming of me doing that would look like anyway.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Done, well done.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
We named him squirrel.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
That's cute.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, he was so cute, soch a sweet little pet.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And then ultimately we had to give him to a
wildlife like rescue rehab kind of deal because we can't
raise a squirrel with cats in the house. But we
kept him for like a minute there and they were like, hey,
update us on what happens, and then they never did.
I like to think out in the forest.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Still to this day, you friends to take up your
squirrel and take him to a wildlife habit So.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
We took him to the wildlife habitat.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Did you let him free?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
And said wildlife?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
We gave him to the workers.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Okay, I bet he has a super comfortable squirrel home,
like huge pile of nuts, just living the good life.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Please don't talk about yurdle's nuts. That is my son.
He's my squirrel son, and I I don't want to
talk about that bar with him. But yeah, he's definitely
out in the woods, probably to this day, laughing with
all his squirrel friends talking about how his mom human
mom grew up to be a DJ.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I don't know I can find out for you. Hang on,
what's nothing.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
You know he's alive. He does it.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Here's the thing, because you're you're looking up squirrels that
haven't been raised in captivity and haven't had like the
extra nutrients of being fed goats through an eye dropper.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
So he's probably still alive.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Six years, fifteen to eighteen years.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
My kid's alive.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Is he gonna call you up one day and be
like I've been looking for you for so long.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
No, he's gonna call me up one day. He's gonna
be like, hey, do you have any access to kids box?
Check him disturbed dropping, I will not break. To kick
off our weekend on Rock ninety five five's morning Mashpit boys,
what have we got sports?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Fo hell?

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Shall we love it?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Do a baby? I've got my box of tissues? Here,
I've got my box. After last last night's uh Canadian win?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
You bring the tissues?

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Oh my god, us me versus Canada last night? As
I head hope right now, he just turned it off,
spilled his coffee reaching for the.

Speaker 13 (30:28):
Yes, we.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
USA lost last night? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I thought we had it.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I did too, man, what a good name. I stayed
up so high and I was just like, oh, we
gotta get this.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
I did know though, so before I moved here. I
like the black Hawks, but my other favorite team is
the Colorado Avalanche. Yeah, they're two best players and maybe
the two best players in the league play for Canada,
so I said. Even before the game, I was like, listen,
let's not get too cocky here, because Nathan McKinnon and
Kle mccarr are animals on the Canadian team. And sure enough,
Nathan McKinnon right off the bat, Yeah, first points for Canada.
They went on to win in overtime. I'm botta ban

(31:01):
bata boom. Very fun though, what a fun all star
ish situation.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I don't think they're gonna do it again. And well,
it's way too many people got hurt, that is true.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
One of the Boston Brewers, McCoy what's his name anyway,
he got hurt so bad they don't think he'll come
back and play at all this season.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
That's a problem.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Did you see the thing about the United Center. They're
basically going to build out the United Center and put
a whole bunch of businesses around it, in restaurants and
make it like a campus.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
It's very smart if you're gonna have people come to
a show, make sure they're going to your bars, your venues,
your events, and then have hotel spaces for you to
do it.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
A multi phased, seven billion dollar plan would transform the
site surrounding the United Center into a mixed use development
that features entertainment, housing, retail, and more.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Sounds like a great venue for a rock ninety five
to five thirsts day.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
We'll get there. They put some cool apartments over there.
I'll move over there. If you imagine being that close
to go Blackhawks games whenever, just pop over. Oh hell yeah,
that'd be fun, damn it.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Well, and I think the bigger play is, like, obviously
the United Center is a very big attraction for the
Bulls and black Hawks for sure very winter.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh they'll have an outdoor skating arena there. Yeah, so
this builds it up for year round United Center action.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Absolutely good times there and spring training in full effect. Hubs,
White Sox stays are.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I feel like spring. Oh it's here. I'm so happy.
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yes, you know it would be cool if after you
went to all those games, all those matches, and I
mean we might have giveaways for this next week.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Actually, but you can take the family. You could all
go watch kids Bob.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh, we don't have kids spot next week.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Oh well, do we know what we have next week?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Joe?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
We focus on what's next nickel back. No, this is
heres the veil.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
That's really cool.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
But Fun to the Head is next for Daniel Tosh tickets.
Oh so that's after bon Jovill.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
So not kids Bop.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Now here's a bit only plug Marris Fluger flow that bass.
Fun to the Head, it's on the way. I can't
wait for Daniel Tosh tickets. We want you to go,
we want you to laugh, We want you to have
a wonderful time with Dantage, but you have to pick

(33:30):
one of us to answer trivia questions, the hardest trivia
questions around. Thank you Katie for those questions and.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
In order to do that, guy me.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Hmmm, well that's a sentence anyway.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
If you want to play Fun to the Head today,
I'm the number mares eight four to four, nine ninety
five fifty collars ten. You're on your way to Daniel
Tosh tickets Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Are we speaking with Quentin?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yes? Whatever, good morning.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
How is your san San Quentin?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
No, anyway, It's fine.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
It didn't miss me, so I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't need you guys to laugh at my jokes.
I laugh at my joke.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Is it funny if one person laughs.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's funny if I laugh? Okay, I decide what's funny?
Fair to you, I'm hilarious.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Keep thinking that, Quentin, Welcome to fun to the head.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Why are you shooting already?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Didn't even get anything wrong.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
I was just for the joke. Oh Fay, I'll take
you so, Quentin. It's very simple. We're gonna answer trivia
questions for you. You have to pick one of us
in order to win you those Daniel TODs tickets. Who
would you like to answer questions for you?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I'm gonna go with Maris, Quentin. It's been a bad week.
It's been a bad week.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
We're gonna do a damned Maria's reading and let's just
get this over with. Peel the band aid.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Right off, Quentin, are you ready for this? It's got.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
You better get this correct.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
My nerve gun has a scope.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
In mine has the power of friendship. What play has
the famous to be or not to be? The speech?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Come on play?

Speaker 11 (35:23):
Yeah to.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Be.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
That is the question of Shakespeare.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Mm hmm. Now it's the play.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Oh boy, Oh, come on, I know it's not.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
It's not Romeo and Julia.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's not Romeo and Juliet. Well I was wrong com.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Hamlet.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, who knows? Come on, Quentin, I told, did you know? Quentin? Okay?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Also, if there are any Shakespeare theaters out there that
want like a female Hamlet, I crushed that role.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I'm just saying I crushed it. I delivered that bottom
ig like I've never hurt. All Right, Quentin, he's not
representing you. Well, how are you feeling?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I understand I wouldn't either.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Number two, what animal has been known to laugh and
has a sense of humor?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
A hyena?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
You would think that, this says rats.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I kind of want to give him credit for Hyena
because that's weird.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, I'm giving you credit for Hyena because rat.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Rat.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, Michael, look up, why rats would laugh? They're having
sense of humor. I'm giving you credit for Hyaena one
in one.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yes, yeah, rats laugh when they're tickled, making high pitched
squeaks that humans can't hear. This behavior is very similar
to human laughter.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
But yeah, a lot of animals laugh. I've seen a
dog laugh, have you.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, they were laughing at Maris a crazy thing because
the dog was like, do we have kids bop tickets
next week?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Number three?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
What popular soft drink was originally created as a medicine
in the nineteenth century?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Coca cola? Correct, that's crazy. There's a lot of problems.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Hey, Quentin, don't you think it's suspicious that Maris knows
his coke? Oh?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
And he also Quinton just got a question right too.
Number four, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
How many NBA Championships did Michael Jordan win with the Bulls?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Six?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh yeah, so easy.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Everyone knows that. All right.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Wait, do you want to know the last?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Last one?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You have?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Last one in?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, what was the name of the ship that brought
the pilgrims to America in sixteen twenty?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I was about to say, I had to add some dramaticism. Drama, drama, drama.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Wow, I've never heard anyone over finger words so hard, led,
so many syllables, and the rude word was right there.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Rama for dramaticism.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
But Quentin, you're going to see Daniel Tosh I did
not let you down, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, hey, Quentin, bonus question, bonus questions. Do we have
any kids bought tickets to give away next week?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
No, do you know what we have instead?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
We have nickelback.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Latin. I just hooked you up with Daniel Tosh tickets
for Thursday, June sixth, and this is how you everyone
get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. Oh, thanks for
my nation.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
That stopped.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
What I just.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
We got something to talk about here?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Rocky the Rooster, he's on the way.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Give me you a chance from the Grand on Rock
ninety five.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
That is absolutely Phil Collins.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh, brain stew delicious, Good morning mosh pit on Rocket
ninety five.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Five boys, what do we got?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Have you heard about this? Blonnie Boolonnie.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Oh that's cute how you're saying her name like you
haven't sent it or typed it into a search bar
before we.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Try this again. A British porn star. There you go.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Bonnie Blue has claimed that she is pregnant after having
sex with one thousand, fifty seven men for her only fans.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Okay, so, but is she trying to imply that one
of those one thousand men are the people that impregnated her?
Because I don't think that that's the Like, porn stars
also have normal lives when they're not doing porn.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I would say the smart play here was that she
was pregnant ahead of this stunt, and then she couldn't
get pregnant again.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I really hope that she was not pregnant before she
had sex with a thousand men.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I feel like that you wouldn't have to worry about it.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I mean, you would have to worry about whatever thing
that your baby.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Could contract from those men. I don't but maybe maybe
I don't know what I'm talking about though. I went
to Catholic school.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Are you or something?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
And you know how women's bodies were women, And I
don't know if you know about our health care.

Speaker 12 (40:43):
Not Notorious for being in depth and detailed, like a word,
A two hour special of more two hours.

Speaker 6 (40:54):
Father not the father, not the father, not the father.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Hory has actually come out and given us a word
in uh what did he say? Quote? Best of luck?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Now you know who I want on this, Steve Wilcos.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Also, no, don't do that to him. I want him
to have a life. Steve. All of those tests that
they're going to have to run.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Yeah, no, wait a minute, this is coming down right now. Oh,
British porn star Bonnie Blue has now come out and
said she faked being pregnant. Oh to give her to
give back to her fans and raise money to cover
someone's IVF treatment.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
How are you raising money? Probably off the video fees? Moly.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I have a feeling that that's probably a very small
part of her motivation there. She might be a marketing genius. Yeah,
to go from Oh my gosh, I slept her the
thousand men and now I'm pregnant.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I can't believe that this happened. Oh my silly woman brain.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I never could have put two and two together, that
having sex with equal pregnancy. If only there is a
bunch of internet commenters I could tell me that I
was being stupid.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
No, I'm telling her she's brilliant.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Gross. I mean, it's a lot of good marketing here.
It's something, it's something. I mean, I'd like to think
she would have been able to afford IVF for a friend.
But this just means she doesn't have to pay for herself.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Hot Dog Hallway, She's paid for it.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Ninety five minutes. Commercial free is next the rock? Ninety
five five. It's time to dork out.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Don't pull your dork out.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
We know I'm a huge fan of Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
What got the tattoo on my sleeve? Your hats? And
now I officially have Ninja Turtle shoes.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh oh, and we saw them on your Instagram at
who is Mariss?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yes, if you're following it me at who is Maris?
You've seen them.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
They're cooled.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Puma did a collabor varation with LaMelo Ball and the
Ninja Turtles, and I couldn't. I couldn't not purchase these.
I mean, you talk about two pair of four pair?
Okay too, there's another pair today. The one of the

(43:20):
bad guys crying is dropping today. I am resisting getting
this final pair. Do you wear these shoes all?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I'm wearing them. Okay, they're not standing in the house.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I gotta go outside and show these bad boys off.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
And they actually are dope.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
They're very well designed and every time I look at them,
there's like new little intricacies within them, and I'm like,
this was a solid purchase.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
As the packaging, oh, the packaging glory, I'm kind of
enough for packaging.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I've never seen a shoe box like this at all.
Just amazing.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
But I have to say this, Ninja Turtles has been
going hard celebrating forty plus years. I need you to stop.
My wallet hurts. My wallet hurts so bad. And then
all of this is to say that there are two
TMNT artists that are going to be at C two
e two this year.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It doesn't need I'm going to spend money.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
This is what being an adult is all about.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
The point of money.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, I want you just you go out and I'm
not even calling it a dumb purchase. It is a solid,
verified purchase that I believe in one Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I'll have a fashion question, please, Yes, those shoes they
are sick, but like they kind of have to be
the highlight of the outfit, right because they are really
a te dear listener. They're like lime green, right, so yeah,
they with different colors underneath the lime green they take
on the ooze.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
There, and then each Turtle has their color represented very vibrantly.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
You're absolutely correct. So how are you going to style
that outfit?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Will be black? Yeah, ray white, so that the shoes
are the key feature. And then I think I have
enough hats that I can go back and forth and really.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh, you can tap a bottom?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Nd do you match the mask with the shoes?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
It's not I didn't even read that one.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Yes, that's the plan.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yes, you're gonna pull out all the ladies.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
I got foot finishes.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Highlighting feet a choice.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
But yes, this is This is the best part about
being an adult, just going out buying the dumb stuff
you loved as a kid and continuing to be a
kid as a grown person.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I like driving.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Driving.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
That's my favorite part of being an adult.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Oh, okay, I like to drive, That's it.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I like to get in the car. I like to
be in control.

Speaker 13 (45:44):
I like to take that wheel, and I like to
decide where I'm gonna steer it. Where's my destination gonna be?
Could it be Checkers for the Best Fries?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Could it be the Rock ninety five to five studios
so I could get kids bop tickets? Disturbed with brand
new music. I will not break on the Morning Mash,
but on Rock ninety five to five. It is good
for them to get that signature.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I wouldn't have known it was disturbed otherwise. Yeah, truly,
I'm proud got to make sure you get the.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Boys.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
What do we have rock and the Rock Report, Let's
do it. Ooh, absolutely, we were.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Talking about the Disturbed there I Will Not Break, the
band's first release on its own label called Mother Culture Records,
and the first new music from the band since twenty
twenty two.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Wow, that's a stretch. Really good.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
By the way, I'm just glad it sounds just like Disturbed.
Even without the I would have known it was pretty
damn good. Dave Grohl and his wife seen out together
for the first time.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Yeah, seemed to be on the mend and speaking terms
after the marital troubles where Dave Grohl admitted that he
fathered a child with another woman.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
It is wild how many of ussumptions we draw from
just seeing them out in public. Ah, yes, they must
be on the mend and having all the correct conversations like, yeah,
maybe things in.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
The world of tals you know, one of them two.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
So the photos of the couple showed them in deep
conversation as they drove to a mutual friend's house for dinner.
That's probably a good sign going out to a friend's
house for dinner. Yeah, I was the friend A lawyer,
and were they getting a divorce.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Well, also, let's not pretend like she doesn't have probably
a fantastic lifestyle, and you can be like, yeah, I'm
gonna hang with this guy who're like, kind.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Of sucks, but I do get to have a very
nice house in.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Now, I don't care that much anymore because I know
this about him.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Wouldn't have never thought about that, you know.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
And if you got some money and you'll have the
red Hot Chili Peppers. They are selling their entire catalog.
Oh yes, twenty six million dollars. Oh that's how much
they make off of it every single year.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Jesus, Well, then why are they selling it?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
The band has put the price of three hundred and
fifty million on the entire musical catalog.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
They need the money.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah, Ethany Kdos has to pay for those very expensive
twenty three year old girlfriends.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Wow him Jewelry Tony Sony paid four hundred million for
the Pink Floyd catalog a few years back, so there's
a little comparison. By the way, Queen's catalog sold for
one point two seven billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Yeah, if I'm going to read how Chili Peppers, I'm
letting it ride for a little bit so that it
can appreciate before I try to sell it.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I want to know how this works, Like, how's that
business part of it work? Like when you sell your
music catalog to someone, they can still perform the music, right, they.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Can, but they don't get the royalties, I believe.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah, So essentially someone could Someone could come to them
and go, hey, we want to use a red Hot
Chili Pepper song at the end of this movie the
credits roll.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, and that person who owns the rights to it
and sell that and make the money off of it.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Essentially, like buying a nice car that the Chili Peppers
can still drive every once in a while.

Speaker 12 (48:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I assume that they would want to sell that catalog
because they don't want to do the work themselves of
seeking someone that would want to use their songs.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I would imagine there's a manager and play there.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
But I'd imagine you get tired after forty years of
being in a band and go, hey, you guys want
to split up thre hundred and fifty million, can we
still tour?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I want to imagine what tickets we have to give
away next week, maris any insight on that?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
I don't. I know, I don't have any insight at all.
Nickelback and Creed tickets, but no Kids Bop?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Any Pierce of the Vail?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, Pierce the Veil too.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, A beautiful weekend,
a head sunshine, low thirties and big news coming up
next week. We got Nickelback and Creed tickets for you.
Unfortunately though this was the last week. Well, actually, you know,
let me check, Maria.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Do we have kids Bop tickets next week?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Good question? Let me see. I'm not seeing anything on
the docket for kids Bop tickets. We do have Pierce the.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Veil, Pierce the Veil, Nickelback and Creed.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, you know, not kids Bob.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
What do we do on Fridays so we have things
on right? Is that we give away too? I'm gonna
take this to both of you.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Do you have one of those coworkers that you just
like to give a hard time and you see them
getting asked the same question all day? So then you
and your Bundy decide to just keep asking that same
question to keep messing with them. That's what me and
Michael I've been doing all morning with this kids Mop thing.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
That's what you've been hearing.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
We keep asking me if there are kids Mop tickets
and then going over the giveaways because our dear Maress
has been being asked all morning and.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Demon And here's the thing I like to see you break.
I want to give you this chainsaw, but I might
need to borrow it. I might need to borrow it
at ten oh one today.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
But if you assume a chainsaw could hurt me, really mortal?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
You're a mortal?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Okay, well take me down.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
The whole life of torture headed your way.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
You have to do a lot of chanting to get
eighty four four.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Fifty. If you want the chainsaw, or are you want
to hand me the chainsaw, sacrifice be collared and we
will set you up for free chansaw Fried Rock ninety
five to five. Are we speaking with Larry? You are Larry?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
How are you doing today? I'm doing all right? You're
doing all right?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
You want me to make your day better?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I mean it's gonna warm up a little bit with
the cheaan sauce, So yeah, yes, maybe.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Now, Larry, you have the chainsaw, but may I borrow
it today this weekend? Is that okay?

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I mean we need some firewood for the weekend to
go for it. Yeah, firewood, That's exactly it. Larry, you
got our second chainsaw and there are six, no four
more chainsaws today. Wow, with Walt Clinger and Pat Capone. Now, Larry,
we do have an additional question for you. Can you
stay on the line with us while we read some

(51:57):
text messages. Absolutely, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Text time.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
We love to hear from you. Get your text in
eight four, four, nine, five, five ninety five fifty. We
go through our favorites and read them throughout the day,
and then we put them all together and read them
now from the three one seven at eight five eight
fifty six, Am, Michael, from.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
The three one seven, we don't need all the numbers.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
My god, those shoes are absolutely a Cowabunga vibe.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yes, referencing the Ninja turtle shoes we were discussing earlier
that Mary has thought.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Quite amazing Martin.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
I didn't like that sounded all, Michael, Martin.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
A fifty five It says. I was wondering if I
could get a birthday shout out today. I'm turning thirty
eight this weekend my last two years of my thirties.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Happy birthday, Larry say, Happy birthday, Happy birthayyay, thanks Larry.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
From the A one five and six forty two am.
Come on down, Joliette. We've got a checkers. Their fries
are fire, Larry.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
What are your favorite fries?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yes? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (53:05):
I think.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Yeah, this is great, Okay fair Patty from Lansing at
nine twenty four. She says, best fries a McDonald's dipped
in a Wendy's frosty.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Oh that's not religious.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
No, that's a great cop.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I don't think you're allowed to mix Wendy's a McDonald's.
I'm surprised that didn't open up.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
A black hole. Someone shows up at your doors. What's
a word?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Ma'm you're gonna have to come with me?

Speaker 5 (53:31):
From the three one seven at nine twenty five am,
just moments ago. Actually this is for Marris. Do you
guys have any kids Bop tickets next week?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
We don't. I do have the answer for you. I'm
looking at the email right now. What we do have
for next week? You see what they do to me
there is we have summer of ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Best that's headlining Creed and nickelback and then we also
have pierced the veil tickets.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Very cool.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Thank you for clarifying that. You guys get you all
day text messages.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I don't want to leave any confusion.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Fifty Larry, thanks for joining us.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
But we do have to ask you one very important
question before you go. Kids tots or fries? Yeahagan tater
tots or French fries. I like them both, but come on,
correct always, Yeah, no, that's the correct So I'm on
this island by myself.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Hey, follow up question, Larry, do you know if we
have kids tickets for next week?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
I'm taking here and saying there are no kids tickets?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Do you do you have any idea maybe what we
would have instead.

Speaker 13 (54:42):
One of the two of the.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Greatest brands of the nineties.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Nickel.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh yeah, oh that that sounds good. And then anything else.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
You cut something else, but I forgot.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Here's the veil.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I think I think it's prece the veil.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Here's the veil there.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Okay, but no, no kids, Larry.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I had so much trust in me, Larry, and this
is what you do.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
You can come sit by me and Michael in the
back of the room.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Machine head.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I realized that I was already getting a freaky like that.
But that's why radio will always win. We have the
analog Bush on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
That was your best one.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Thank you, that was iconic, beautiful, thank you, Proud of you, Maria.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
My god, I would like to think we don't have
time for that.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
We made it to Friday. We gave away some chainsaws,
we gave away some tickets, and next week you know what. Nope,
let's get out of here clean. We need to get
out of here clean, No go back and creed.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That's for next week.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Yeah, that is for next week. Make sure you tune
in for that. I do not see your imaginary hand
going in the air right now. Question questions right now?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Do we happen to have any kids Bob tickets?

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Next week?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
We know what we do have ninety five minutes commercial
free continuing here on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
If, by the way, you keep hearing this kids about
thing and you're so confused, I'm gonna provide explanation on
social media in case you missed it today at Rock
ninety five five, chi or very.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Tortured Morning mosh Pit tortured.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Are you get a break from us this weekend.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I'm not talking to either one of you for seventy
two hours.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Michael, No. Do you know what tickets were giving away
next week?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I think nickel Back and Creed maybe pierce the Veil.
And pierce the veil be cool

Speaker 2 (56:43):
If we could get kids, Bob,