Don't Get Us Started on Marriage..

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

Rush tickets, a Dungeons & Dragons bit, marriage advice, and weird rules listeners had growing up.

Plus, the latest Human vs. Robot War and Bad News Bears with the wildest headlines.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I will.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'll back down, like immediately. I don't want to be here.
They say, go big, go home. That's not a threat.
I want to go home.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
You want to take a little nap, nap, Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Have all my snacks, my babes back home.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, Maris, I actually think you can just hit it
if you wanted.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, I mean yes, God, God, I can't even believe it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I can't. And when we were down, I knew what's
gonna happen when we're down.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I thought the way the Brewers were playing, I thought,
this is that's it, man like. But then we came
back here and lit it up two games in a row.
Now we have a decider. You're in the same Maris,
We're in the same boat. You and you're Tigers. Got
to go back to Seattle tonight and win. Yep, what
any odds on that yet? What are they saying, I
haven't looked. Yeah, you get that ready for sports? I

(00:58):
don't think after what happened last two nights at Wrigley,
they go back and lose this game. I think we
win this. It's a good momentum swing for sure. Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
But yeah, that's just one of the things we got
to cover today. Yeah, it's a very busy Friday, very
busy Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
It's a Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh, how interesting on PERD Fridays.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
This is what the cubs. He was on the Brewers
last time, the boy. Yeah. Yeah, it is free chainsaw Friday.
We do this. We do this twice a day, you know,
or twice a show.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I was gonna say multiple times a day because everybody's
got a Walt Clinger packupone.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
We love giving away chainsaws.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
As we heard this morning, shout out to otis calling
looking for a chainsaw early.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
We got it, chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
What else is going on today? I feel like there's
a lot. The Jack's pumpk can pop up in fun
to that, we got t box and five things.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
People are sharing their straight just rules their parents had
growing up. Geez, if you want to hop in on
that early eight four four ninety five fifty what weird
things did your parents have? You do or not do?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
We're going to finish this week's D and D mission
Ooh a little dead.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
At a nice little flyaway to Vegas with sticks from
our friends from Live Nation. Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I you know we never talk about enough because we
just do them. Well, we have the outa boys.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
At the end of the show.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh yeah right, if you missed the end of the show,
we highlight our favorite part of the week.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
With the song It's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
In the most Maria way possible. It's catchy as hell.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, it's like a thirstay jingle but entirely different.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
But we love it and we love you because it's free.
Shows up.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
It'll ruin the surprise. Here's weather. Well, the surprise is
still there. The first of all, the pause there tricked me,
But then I was gonna say this isn't AI because
I was looking at something AI on here. We're having
a conversation off the air that is AI ethical and
all that stuff. But I was gonna say this ain't AI.

(03:13):
And then I didn't want to say ain't. But that's
more fun and isn't This isn't AI is harder to say.
All Right, I have some real clouds for you. Today
is going to be a rare for us in the
past couple of weeks, cloudy day, temperatures in the sixties.
How about the weekend looking good Tomorrow it's gonna lighten up,

(03:33):
gonna have partly sunny skies, temperatures in the sixties and
Sunday just sunny. Man looking great. I don't hate that.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No marathon is happening this Sunday.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh that's been.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Difect for the runners.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah of great weather. Yeah, not so good for the drivers,
but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Gloomy Friday. Oh, this is a call out of work
kind of Friday.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh can we go home? Remember when we tried that.
We tried to get out yesterday and the boss came
in and he was like, but what if the Cubs win?
You guys got to be there, all right, Well we
were here.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, we're here, comes all right, all right, we did it.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
We did the song coup fun.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
The show sounds weird after this fault. That's you, not
our fault at all.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Maybe your hearings messed up, and honestly I'm worried about you. You
should get that checked out.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh wait, let me let me check everybody's hearing really quick.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, I'm gone now.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I know it's very abrasive and very in your ear,
but it is free Chainsaw Friday. Yeah, eight four four
ninety five fifty b collar tend to get your chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Michael, what's that number? Eight four four five chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Where are And of course it's only fitting that we
roll from a chainsaw into the top antagonist in horror movies.
Next Yeah on Rock ninety five five. Congratulations going out
to Kim from Lockport. You got our first chainsaw of
the day. But don't fret there will be a second
chainw within the morning. Mash bit, that was very good sound.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Usually Michael helps me. I get the base and then
Mikey gets.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
That is.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
A little bit of like a Honda there, but fish.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah. Anyway, it is spooky season. It's time for the
scary movies. It's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
We have the greatest houror villain of every decade over
the last one hundred years, starting in the nineteen twenties,
count orlock from No Sparatu.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Okay, sadly, the.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
First time I was exposed to No Saratu was through
a SpongeBob episode, the hash Slinging Slasher, and it fits
for some reason. He's inexplicably flicking the lights on and
off and they just go no Sperratu, no, no clue
who that is, And that's he's he's basically what Dracula
is based off.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh okay, I googled. I think I've seen the image before.
I wouldn't watch a scary movie though. No, this isn't
a list for Michael.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
No, you need all the lights on and someone to
hold you. You're not kidding Count Dracula, of course. In
the nineteen thirties nineteen forties, the wolf Man.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Nice, are you familiar?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
It's just a were wolf. I feel like I've seen
pictures of that. Yeah, like a human, hairy human, very hairy,
like a wolf, but like standing on your back feet.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, yeah, like a were wolf.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Now I'm looking it up.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, do that? Oh wrote a penmark from The Bad Seed.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't know that one at all.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, it's have you seen The Good Sun? Sure it's
the Macaulay Culkin Elijah.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh oh yeah, it's basically that. But it's a little girl.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And I think like Hollywood change it back in the
day so that she actually like loses, but in the
original script.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
She does it.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't like killer Kids. Noah's That's like why.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It works, because it's like, oh, this thing is supposed
to be so innocent. I'm obligated to take care of
it otherwise like I'm a monster, but.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
The kid is the master.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I love that stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Ones nineteen sixties. Norman Bates from Psycho What an incredible movie?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Makes sense?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Killed off what they thought was going to be the
main character in the first act right away and.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Then all of a sudden ruining it. Jesus, spoiler.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I can't tell if you're serious. You might be serious.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's the famous shower scene. Like, yeah, I know that, Yeah, okay,
that happens right away. But Janet Lee was like huge
at the time. It would be like if you were
going to say that you have Angelina Jolie in your
movie and then you kill her right away, and then
somebody who's not a big actor is actually the lead
of that movie.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sorry so good.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Michael Myers from Halloween as the nineteen seventies, you go.
Freddy Krueger from a Nightmare on Elm Street eighties.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Freaking Uncle. We used to go to my aunt and
uncle's in Oregon, and their sons that used to live
there were gone at college or whatever, had Freddy Krueger
posters on the wall. Yeah, and they made me sleep
in that room. Oh no, horrible. I couldn't even sleep nothing.
I didn't like it at all.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
For bullying.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Nineties candy Man, candy Man, Yeah yeah. Twenties The Jigsaw
Killer from SAUW. Twenty ten's Annabelle from the Conjuring Universe.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah right, just buy that doll, the original original Annabelle Doll.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't know. Everything I've learned about Matt Rife is
against my will. Twenty twenties, I just don't. I'm sure
he's fine. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I don't know anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Twenty twenties. Arn't the clown from the Terrifier movies.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's a terrible.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, it's a really bad slasher, but it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
So yeah, how does the Hills have eyes? Is that
Scaren for you? Yes? Okay, it was gonna say, yes, Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's a lot. It's good. I like it. It's it's
not my favorite, you know me.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I like the movie Creep. I think Creep is so underrated.
The Mark Duplas one okay again made me feel disturbed
for three days after watching it, and I still can't
really look at Mark Dupe.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You ever watch that? I'm trying not to feel disturbed.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Art something well done that makes you feel like that
so good?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Eight four four ninety five point fifty. Who's your favorite
battye from a scary movie?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I totally understand what you're saying. When I came out
of the movie eight mile, I thought I was gonna
be a wrapper. I know how those movies could make
you feel.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're like, I like my mom's kiddy.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I kinda first resiston.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You know, he never explicitly stays which animal he's become tame?
That dosin Oh Jesus, anyway, boys, what be doing.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
My Fourti Michael, I'll go ahead and start.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I know you you're ready, You're just Brady. That's true.
But I'm a little tired. But it's true. That game
went late last night. It did go late.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Sad news coming out of Loyola as Sister Jeane has
passed away at the age of one oh six, just
announced to her retirement and it passed away yesterday.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
And we remember her from Loyola's final four run oh.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
So long ago. It was just a few years ago.
She became a little mascot for this team. If you're
a fan of the Savannah Bananas, Big announcement from them yesterday,
They announced their twenty twenty six schedule that will bring
them to Wrigley Field on July twenty fourth through the
twenty sixth, and they also announced that two new teams
will be joining the league, the Loco Beach Coconuts and

(10:40):
the Indianapolis Clowns, which I absolutely enjoy. So we will
be able to get Banana Ball within a three hour drive.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
We gotta go. The next ex husband is on that team.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's also very difficult to get those tickets as you
have to enter a lottery just to try and attempt
to get those bad boys. Also this weekend, a big ma'am, ma'am,
A big matchup this weekend on big noon kickoff as

(11:14):
there we go, Ohio Steak comes over to Champagne to
take on u of I. This is a one versus
seventeen as the A line. I having a nice little
season over in Champagne right now to be a good eye.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Let's go boar h I.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
But yeah, Lina having a good season. I hate you, Michael.
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Are you ready? Fordy ready? Let's go, let's go. Okay,
I gotta get my energy tomorrow. Come down and take milk.
I pulled it out last night. Man, what what a game?

Speaker 6 (11:53):
What what a what if?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I do perch?

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Mom?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, pulled it off.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I believe.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
What a game matter? What a homestand what a statement
they made tying up the NLC. X my god, this
is the Saturday is the biggest game. I'd love playoffs,
mass Why are sports so good?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's an addiction?

Speaker 7 (12:17):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Addiction? Yeah? Maybe I need rehab because I am no, no, no,
I'm in no, no, no, no. We don't need to
go to rehab. We just need to acknowledge it Saturday.
You know, I don't have anything to do Saturday. Man,
We're going to Milwaukee, are I'm thinking about it?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
You should do it?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I could am track it. Yeah, that'd be fun. I mean,
the Cubs win, even if you just.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
End up at a bar in Milwaukee antagonizing Brewers.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my god, you again, Pete.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Carl Armstrong said quote, we weren't going to win the
series yesterday, we weren't going to win the series today.
But just to give ourselves a fighting chance is all
we were really trying to do. And not only a
fighting chance, but now series even up big game tomorrow night.
Many excited black Hawks also one to the Bruins, but
played a pretty good game last night. Connor Brador, Connor
Badard scoring his first game of the year, and they

(13:07):
I'm actually excited for the Blackhawks this year. They've lost
the first two, but they looked good. Yes, exactly, it's
good losses.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
We will talk more about Bears Monday night, but obviously
Cubs taken over.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
We'll get to that on Monday before the game. Your game,
the Tigers game is today. Yes, it's good. So I
got good faceball to watch today and tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Let's go And then shout out to Maria. Yeah, her
first pick of this round has won. So you're one
in one right now, and then we'll find out tonight
and tomorrow if your other picks come true.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Gods are going to win, Tigers are going to win.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
World Series.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Verus get ready to tweet call Walkie talkback. We're talking
about weird rules. Yeah, oh, lessons, Sorry you got it. Yeah,
I was jump into another story. Okay, lessons as you
learned after getting married. Oh, boys, be a fun one.
I'll get divorced.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock station, Jack's Pumpkin
pock pop up tickets coming up for fun to the Head.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Are you okay today?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
No, I'm not okay. Stayed up? Yes, that game How
to Go almost eleven thirty?

Speaker 7 (14:14):
I know.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, I mean a late day when you got to
get up like this. By the way, real quick, I
want to say, because I love it, I'm a sunset slot.
Look outside right now. It is one of the best sunrises.
Is it still as nice as it was here?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yes, it's still very sexy. It's probably gonna be sexy
for the next twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Nike has sun risen over there. My god, I'm so
excited for your lap the morning pit is all right.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
So two of the three of us have been married,
and I have Jesus a list of the things that
people have learned after getting married.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
What did you learn, Mikey?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I learned that no matter how much you love somebody,
that could still just fall apart and be crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Ain't that real?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Say? I put everything into it.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I was, I was a good guy.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
I swear to God. It just didn't work.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, happens. Unfortunate, all right.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
This person says that the first thing they learned is
that the whole I hate my wife in like ninety
nine percent of stand up women be different from men's
stuff was nonsense.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Pop culture has a lied to us. Marriage is great.
There's that babe who lives in my house and she
loves me. That's a good marriage, right there?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Is she banging you though? That's the question.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I would imagine. It sounds like he's they're both getting
some Are.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
They newly married?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
You know, if marriage has just done well, then you
just both have a really good time for a long time.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
The people who had been asking when are you going
to get married immediately switched to when are you going
to have kids?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I didn't get that one. I was, well, I've always
been very vocal.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Of not doing it.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Is this that national natural transition that people expect you
to go through when you get married.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, They're like, Okay, since you're doing this life stage,
you must be doing all the other Are you going.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
To buy a house and do the greatest hits?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, the greatest hits?

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, picket fence. Picket fence doesn't exist anymore near that.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Every day of your marriage is full of opportunity, and
how you use your time will shape how your marriage goes.
True that maintaining a lifelong partnership with one person takes work,
and you'll have to learn from mistakes and communicate well.
If both partners put in the required effort, marriage can
be a beautiful thing. But if you start being selfish
or lazy or don't communicate well, it can fall apart.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's similar to us in this room. Every single day.
I feel like I'm murder you guys.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I think the biggest thing that I've learned in my
adulthood is communication is going to be the key to
a lot of success.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
You are absolutely going to go to bed angry at
each other. Yeah, in fact, sometimes you should.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
So sometimes it's take a second, go to sleep, and
then talk about it after you guys have cooled down.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Huh, blood pressure is going down a bit.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
That part that marriage is eighty percent teamwork and twenty
percent about arguing what to eat.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
These people are not in toxic marriages. There are different
kinds of work.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I think this is like the positives.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, these are the no on toxic, non abusive marriages.
We assume.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I learned that compromise is vital. It's not always about
being right but about finding common ground.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
True, you got to talk about it to find the
common ground again with Marris's communication.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, it's also like.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Just having good faith going into it is like assuming
that your other partner is also going to want to
work on this with you and approaching it from that standpoint,
and they have to from that.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
They'll tell you that they want that, they won't actually
do it. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm kidding. I don't
mean to sound negative about it, and I am hopeful
about marriage and stuff like that. But understand, and a
lot of people may not know this. I'm literally going
through a divorce right now and it's just such a disappointing,
crappy situation. Yeah, so it is tough.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, it sucks, but it can work. Our corporate Chill
has a very lovely marriage.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh I love them. I know, my favorite couple.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I know.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
They're so good.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Shut up, they are amazing yaas you know, you know
what it's going to help a relationship or a marriage?
What a trip to I guess? Oh yeah, especially if
you get to go to the January twenty third to
the thirty first sticks. Most platinum rockers are performing Pieces

(18:14):
of Eight in its entirety for you to enjoy.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Tickets are available, but we do want.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
To shout out Live Nation because we're gonna send somebody
eight four four nine five ninety five to fifty. You're
qualifying right now, and you're also going to play a
little Dungeons and Dragons with us here.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
They're just it's one of those bands that one of
their tunes, it's catchy, you know, really sticks eight.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Four four nine five ninety five. Fifty, get qualified and
play Dungeons and Dragons with us. It is the morning
mosh Pit on Rock ninety five five. And as we
are getting ready to play a little Dungeons and Dragons,
let's bring in our either Or player of the day, Dan,
what's going on?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Happy Friday everyone, Happy.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Friday indeed, and thank you for joining us on morning
Mashpit Dungeons and Dragons.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Maria, you got a little recap for us, I sure do.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
As we know, Marius Masonovich and either Or are at
the doghouse seeking out the perfect hot dog bun to
make the perfect hot dog. Yesterday, either Or went to
kick out the gluten free birds but was unsuccessful and
they started heading for the GM again. Marius tried to
throw some bread on the ground for them to pack
at but picked a parmesan roll and they are lactose

(19:30):
in tolerance, so that didn't work. Masonovich tried to gasp
them out with his toots, but instead stunk up the
entire restaurant. So they the GM went, and the GM
rather went down the trap door into the basement to
escape the smell. And that is where we are to day.
As he climbed down the ladder into that basement of

(19:52):
the doghouse, you look into the window and.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You see a truck outside.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh, that's just loading all those gluten free high dog
buns down into the basement. Because the GM didn't even
know he had already made a deal with the gluten freebirds,
but he was in a trance. That doesn't mean the
deal just stops just because they're upstairs and you guys
are downstairs. So either or would you like to close
the window or would you like to confront the truck

(20:19):
driver through said window?

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I don't know what all the Mark Sanchez stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I feel like I got to confront the truck driver. Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Okay, wow, well done, Dan, All right, I just get
a roll there.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
And to.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, by the way, high numbers better low numbers.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, not great. So either are you scream out that.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Great for Mark Sanchez? Either all right?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Either or you scream out the window at the truck
driver to stop it, and he hears pour it, pour it,
and so.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
He turns up the rate at which the gluten free
bunds are pouring into the basement. Oh no, that's that's
not incredible, mariuses, What would you like to do?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I am gathering the lot of the people to eat
the grouten free bunds before they can get to the
ground and get to the people to be served. So
we're going to eat them ahead of time. Okay, we're
going to gorge.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, yes, so that's what you're gonna do. You rally them.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
We're going to rally for the gorge.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Let's see how it goes.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Thirteen thirteen.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Moderately successful rally. Please give us your rallying speech, sir.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Team yep.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I know these buns aren't delicious. I know these aren't
the buns you're looking for. And these buns are even
missing poppy seed. We have to eat them so not
nobody else does. So start to start it down and
I'll bring the water so that because the buns are dry. Oh,
they're so dry.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Marius begins eating the buns. Masonovich, what would you.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Like to do? I would like to stop eating the buns.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, so that's what you don't want to do.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
What do you want to do? I want to try
to communicate with the GM again, okay, And what would
you like to say? I would like to say that,
you know, I try to like to try to convince
him that we shouldn't go further in this. We should
stop the buns pouring in. He owns the restaurant, and
we should fix this problem.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
How, Michael, what is an action you would like Tokay?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Oh my god, we can throw away all the old buns. Okay,
here we go. I'm sorry, I'm still learning this kid.
I don't know what we're doing. Number four?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Maisonovitch attempts to throw away the gluten free buns.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
He piles them all into a garbage bag.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Unfortunately, the garbage bag is plastic and not the flexi kind,
and so they bust out of the packaging. Anyway, the
GM looks around and goes, oh my god, what a mess.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Of my restaurant.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
This place has become there's gluten free buns everywhere.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
This guy's trying to chow down as if he can't
beat the rape. This one's trying to package that into
a garbage bag that's already ripped. And either Or's out
there just trying to still scream through the window. Driver
cannot hear him. GM goes, this is too much. I'm
switching from gluten free buns forever. I can't be in
this mess anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
And there you see it in the corner, like a
golden beacon of light, the one non gluten free hot dog.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Bun left in the doghouse. Maisanovich drools a little bit
as he sets his sight on his goal. He grabs
that hot dog, and now we have the bun for
the perfect hot dog.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Wow, look at us.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Mission failed successfully, You guys done.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Dan, Thank you so much for playing D and D.
You brilliant, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Take on Mark Sanchez, My guy.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
But you are now qualified to go to Las Vegas
to see Stix perform Pieces of eight and its entirety,
as they will be at the Venetian Theater from January
twenty third to thirty first sickets available at ticketmaster dot
com for everybody. We want to thank our friends at
Live Nation. Now here's a bit only plug there, plug

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plug plug plug for pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Oh at a pop up name Jack's. Got a four
pack of tickets. I went out there just for you.
Six spare pop ups.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh yeah, punking pop ups, old pump up?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, Michael, Well would you love about it? I really
like the deck, the decol It was fun to really be.
I'm a big like theme person. I like like theme
parks and stuff. So when you get inside Jack's Pumpkin
pop Up, it's like a canopy of lights and it
just feels like, Oh, the holidays are here. Let's have
some fun.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
I like you like aesthetic? Oh I do you like
a white chick on Instagram? That's right exactly eighty four
four fifty b Collarton to play Fun to the Head
with us. It's a trivia game. You answer questions, take
one of us hostage to provide you a save, and
we get shot with nerve guards.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
And like I said, up for grabs is that four
pack of tickets for Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up going and
now through November.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Second beat Collar tip Michael, what's that number eight for
four ninety five five pumpkin Pumpkin Halloween time and now
fun to the head on brock. Yeah, don't worry. They're
using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Natasha?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yes? You are, Natasha, let's crag it back.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
And lady.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
On my way to work. I am an operations manager
for a home care agency, so I helped find caregivers
for seniors.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh oh, Natasha, you're just a good person.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah, you really are good stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
We're gonna really rewarding.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Work it can be Yes, absolutely, and we're going to
look to get you these tickets for Jack's fucking pop up.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
What fun to the head?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
This is the lovely trivia game where you answer questions,
take one of us hostage to provide you a save
if you don't know the answer to a question, and
then we get shot with nerve starts. Now, Natasha, you
have to decide who do you want to take hostage, myself,
Michael or Maria.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
You the other night.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
You guys are great, You're my guys. Thank you, Natasha.
I love that.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Isn't it nice when like you're the favorite and then
you get punished for that?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
No, It's fine. I'll take this punishment for Natasha.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Let's Natasha mas is taking punishments for you, Okay, Natasha.
Question one?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
What Chicago skyscraper held the title of world's tallest building
for nearly twenty five years.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm not a native, and you would guess no, smart,
She's an operations manager. You don't just get to that position,

(27:39):
you know.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, Natasha, you beautiful operations manager.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
You.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Which legendary guitar famously played the guitar rist rather, the
guitar didn't play it. Which legendary guitarist famously played the
US national anthem at Woodstock in nineteen sixty nine?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It sounded better than that, true?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
As much as I love Woodstock, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
So I'm gonna use the pot. Wow, that would be
Jimmy Hendrick. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Can you imagine how hard that would go in these
trying times?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Oh my god, just walk out, not say a word.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, just play it.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Mike McCready does that a lot in Mariners games in Seattle.
He doesn't national anthem.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
One more to get you Jack's pop pumpkin pop up
four pack tickets?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay, Natasha?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Which rock artist legally changed his name to a symbol
in the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
The artist formerly known as Priss.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Wow, Natasha.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
And im proven much.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
He's an Oh yes, Natasha, you did it.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
You got this four pack at tickets to Jack's Pumpkin
pop up as Michael almost broke a TV.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
He he was so excited for you, he threw the gun.
I tossed the gun back behind me and him TV.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
White fris look like it's gonna be bad, but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Corporate Michael, you're supposed to shoot.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
The gun, all right, you don't throw well, I would
shoot it if Natasha would get something wrong.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
But she wouldn't because she's popping.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
She didn't and she's going to uh enjoy two acres
of some very photogenic scenes over a Goose Island. They've
got the axe throwing, they've got the gym minds. They've
got the corn maze, the boozy bar, and pumpkins. If
you still need some, you got your four packing For
everyone else that needs a four pack as well, head

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on over to Jack's Pumpkin pop Up dot com. You
know there's a missed opportunity here. No, the Boys of Fall,
the Boys of Winter, the Boys of Spring, can we
get some men up in here?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Do you want some men of summer?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I know I don't want.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Boys, that's for sure. It is uh And speaking of
bad news, Maria, what I haven't done any Cubs?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Just one zero's a Friday.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Those are good news. Bears.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Tiger's play tonight, we got Monday night? Are you really
going to do it? I've been trying to ignore the news. Yeah, yeah, horrible.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well, the corporate chill said I have to do it.
So I don't know what to tell you, But don't worry.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It's going to keep the same energy as the Cubs
winning because we're going to put a positive spin on
the news headlines.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
This is the spin zone. This is bad news. Bears.
Mother and child arrested after students stabbed.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Mother and child arrested after that they stabbed together. Is
this a family stabbing? Sure?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Seems like we love some family bonding. I told you
it's good.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
This is good, right.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Woman accused of poisoning man's wine.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well it sounds very medieval.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, Shakespeare's back, baby, Let's go wine, honey. He's probably Phronsia.
She injured after truck slams into gelato shop. Anywhere there, Yeah,
I know I hit a Froio place woman facing charges
after not saying thank you.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
I saw this story charges No, so, a woman was
coming out of a store, opened a door, and the
and the person didn't say thank you, and they got
in a verbal altercation and she shot her.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh yeah, the acual headline on the website didn't say
all of that, But then when I click the link,
it does say that she murdered someone after not saying
thank you.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I've old doors anymore.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
So many sping charges for a little bit of murder
or not well thank you, but oh my full headline,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I just please and thank you everybody. Thank you very much.
We're good. We're good.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Okay to talk about bad news bands. Incubus owes us
some new music. They have given us the title something
in the Water. We'll release in twenty twenty five. It's October. Yeah,
we only got two months left. Inky buss TikTok, Come on, baby,
give us what we won't.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
For incub Us. That's right, Michael, there's no iron Incubus,
but there literally is that.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Let's do some rock news. And by the way, once
that music drops, you will get it right here, no problem.
I'm rock ninety five five. Oh damn straight yeah, let's hear.
Guitarist Slash confirmed that no new Guns N' Roses album
is coming.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Interesting, though he goes on and says, essentially, they're not
working on it. They just have a lot of stuff
built up over the years, and he said the hardest
part is just getting everybody to sit down and go
all right, this is track one, this is track two,
and actually put it together.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Do you need everyone for that?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I don't think so. You really don't, well, unless everybody
has huge egos and they need to.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Approve it, which is probably the case. I was gonna say,
how are they making new music? I don't think Axo
can really earn his vocals kind of fried at this point.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
They gotta fin as soft zone form. But more importantly,
Slash spoke, yeah, no interesting, He played it. He played
it through notes like I know what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
He communicates through his top hat.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
The band has released some reworked tracks, but no new material,
and we're waiting on that new album. The infamous home
used in the Duality music video for Slipknot is up
for auction. The person who owned it for it was
foreclosed on after they defaulted on one hundred and forty
one thousand dollars mortgage. Jeez, and I guess when they
went into film the music video in this house, they

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tore the house to bits, like it wasn't supposed to
be that way originally, but they went nuts tore it apart.
The homeowners actually filed a huge insurance claim on it,
got everything replaced and blah blah blah. But yes, the
current owners defaulted. You could now own that home that
was used in the Duality music video in two thousand
and four, where by the way, the production costs for

(34:24):
a music video were about five hundred thousand dollars. We
can imagine somebody being like, you, guys want to do
a three minute video? How much you need? Half a
million dollars? Give me two iPhones. I could do this
now in no time.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
You remember on MCV when they were going behind the
scenes of the music videos and no, it was fun too. Yeah,
let's not act like we don't remember having a Hype
Williams video.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, and it was two million in the late nineties.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
And music videos used to be like storytelling because you
didn't have all of this content all the time, and
everyone didn't have.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
A phone, so it was like a little movie at
the time.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, very true. All the rock news and the concert
calendar up now at Rock and nine five five, and.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That song was playing on the screen as I watched
the first ever female character.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I truly felt like I related to Julia Styles in
Ten Things I Hate About You.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Oh, I thought you were going to say save the
Last Dance.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
It was bad reputation and save the last dance.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I know what she was dancing too.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Imagine if it were Jones.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
It was just out there doing her a little ballet
into her little hip hop?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Was she doing that?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
She was?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
It?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Was it ballet or hip hop?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, it was like the beginning of a cheerleading routine
before you put in anything impressive.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
But god, we do love Julia Styles. We do moringmosh
pit on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
We get to hang out with you soon, very soon.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Actually next weekend Sadder Dress.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah soon, Yeah, that soon. That's so exciting.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I'm glad I said that out loud because I had
to reset my mental calendar.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, yep, next Saturday, from noon thirty to thirty, We're
gonna be day drinking with you out in.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Forest Park at Scratch Public House right after this. Casket races.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yes, casket races start around nine, and if you haven't
entered yet, I think you might be out of time.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Wow, I'll firm that. I'll let you know.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Priority isn't the race, right, Priority is the drinking thereafter.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Although the race is going to be fun, we don't
have to do any running in that, right. It's more
like a go kart with a casket.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Kind of deal.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Essentially, you're showing off your casket in the best way possible.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Or is this like a pall bearer and we're all
running holding it.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
It's not a race race, it's more like as a
cake walk with a casket.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Oh, you're showing off.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's a parade, yes, okay, yeah cool.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah. I'm going to drink after that, Yes, we all are.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
And I'm gonna sing after I've had some drinks and
play my keyboard and do some Shenanigan.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
So what are you gonna do, Mikey, I'm gonna eat.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
I'm over here looking at reviews for Scratch Public. My god,
food was delicious. Bartender was warm, welcoming and attentive. Ordered
the pizza mac out of ten eight. Now is that
a macaroni pizza or is that pizza mac and cheese.
It's gotta be pizza, mac and cheese. I'm gonna figure
that out. I think you go in order like it's
pizza and then so there's a it's a pizza, but
it's got mac and cheese. Pizza good too, and chizza.

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Drinks were delicious as well, five out of five stars.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Low.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I cannot wait.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I think you just vibrating the entire studio between the
two of you.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
We get excited about food.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Next Saturday, come out drink with us. We got one
of them chainsaws on the way. Huh uh soon yeah soon, yeah,
right now.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
We won't put a little extra more money in your
pocket with that rooster.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
His name is Rocky.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
In your next chance to win one thousand dollars win money.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Have cock. Can I tell you what's going on around
town this weekend? Coming up being a few minutes Rock
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, Mario, what do you
got visual of.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
You literally winding yourself up to talk?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
You can't talk over the end of that song.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Your head movements were like you're gearing up to do,
but you just couldn't start the.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Word yet it I'm sorry, dear listener that you can't
see that, but it was something. Oh mikey, Yes, I
know that you're going to be on the wrong side.
But if it came down to it and it was
humans versus robots, who are you picking robots?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I want to win?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Okay, So there's.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Enemy number one in the inevitable human advises robots.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Wamp the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
And in this category of laws that I wish didn't
need to be made but absolutely do, a new law
is being proposed to Ohio that would ban humans from
marrying their AI love interest.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
I'll stop it wasting time with dumb laws.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, you want to marry them.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
I've seen some of these these fake humans they're making. Yeah,
have you seen like the one with the skin and
like it looks like a legitimate human, moves like a human,
talks like a.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
An actual robot, not an AI generated graphic that has skin.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Okay, yeah, no I do. Who knows what will be
in the future.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Maybe maybe I'm just glad we're treating the robots like
women now instead of the women like that.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
You know, like, hey, just be hot and bangable and
don't talk that much.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
No, but now there's robots that can be hot and
bangable and they don't have to talk that much.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
If it's in the programming, beautiful, I think I think
this needs to be modified a little bit. And it's
just like, hey, if you're talking to your AI chatbot
this much, please come talk to this psychiatrist. We would
like you to speak with an actual person.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
At this point, I've both actually read my therapist what
the chat bot said, and he's and I quote, wow,
that's incredible. That's exactly what I would have said.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
But I like that you got that human to human
interaction to validate that experience, and you seem normal.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
I'm taking you are.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
No, that was right, that's about right. What are your thoughts, Maris?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I don't We shouldn't have to, but since we're here,
let's just streamline it perfectly. Like if if your friend's
out here inviting you to an AI wedding, please let
us know didn't get them another friend that they can
talk to that's a human.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
It's it's necessary and that people are stupid and will try.
But I don't think that it's but I don't think
that it's necessary in that no one's doing it anyway,
are they?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Like who can legally marry an ai to.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
So let's go to the Maury Show and I was like,
I'm married my tortoise and this is my horse, and
I married my horse. And it's just like people are
looking for that connection, and now it's digital and it's
digitized to like would you like and give you the
responses that you want. So there's a serotonin hit there,
and it's exactly.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I've been looking for for a long time.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Nailed it to be fair, like someone's got to touch
him and it's going to be a human You got
that right, loneless.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
And that's how they get you.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
I don't feel the need to explain. They're just gonna
win the inevitable human versus Robot war.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Snooze from the front of the inevitable human robot war,
people are sharing the strangest rules their parents had growing up.
We asked about this earlier in the show, and we
have some text messages from the two one nine strange rule.
I wasn't allowed to use the upstairs bathroom on the
main floor whatsoever. One night I was about fifteen, I
really had to go to the bathroom, so instead of
going downstairs, I used the bathroom upstairs grounded for two weeks. Weird.

(41:48):
My aunt and uncle were that way. You couldn't use
the bathroom on the main floor. You had to go downstairs.
Why because it's for guests and so it stays nice
and Aunt Leela didn't want us messing it up.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Did they were they that pop? Did they have them
any guests?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I want to think so also people did that with
a I actually had friends, My good friends growing up
were Mormon. Their whole living room was like roped off
and you couldn't use the upstairs living room because I
was for guests. Did their kids still talk it's all crusty, No,
they don't. Literally, I definitely had those friends where we
could not go into the living room. It was basement, bathroom, kitchen,

(42:26):
and that was it. Like they weren't allowed around into
the house.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
And like I saw the living room because they were
doing some construction in the backyard, so I couldn't go
through the back door, but we walked through the We
walked through the front and I got to see the
living room and I was like I get it, Yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's very pristine how it is mission of purge words.
But mop up, mop up.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Eight fifty if you want to get your weird rules
you had growing up in to us. I got some
more here from Reddit. Someone says, no turning on the
lights during a thunderstorm. I have a hot that won't
talk on the phone during a thunderstorm. Really interesting.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Scared of lightning?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Someone says, no, I wasn't allowed to wear clothing with
faces on it. So no Mickey Mouse shirts, no Kitty
Cat shirts, nothing, either just plain shirts or no graphics,
or it had to be something not alive, like a
soccer ball or a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Did they believe that the soul is truly in the eyes.
If something as eyes, think you can wear it. There
are people that think that way.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I think we had to drink the milk propaganda we
had growing up. We had to drink a huge glass
of milk every morning as a kid because my parents
believed it would make us grow tall. It does a
body good, after all.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
I'm getting distracted by milk, milk and milk. I don't
say it during October, but thank you for that.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
How do you say it? Milk?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
You say milk?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Too.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Is this a Midwest thing? I don't know, just milk milk.
I got called out for it a while ago, and
I was like, I'm not I am in my thirties.
I'm not changing.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I got called out one time for the way I
say my ease because I would say like leg instead
of leg.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
It's fine, I knew what you said.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
If I don't egg instead of egg, I don't care
as long as I know what you said. If I
can't figure it out and I need a Rosetta stone
for this one word, you're messing up, I gotta sorry.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
The curtains have to be open first thing in the
morning so the neighbors don't think we slept in. Isn't
that crazy? That's great.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I can't imagine caring so much about what other people think,
and this one would not be a rule in my house.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
We have to leave the room to fart, and fart
was a curse word far I mean, it is. It
is gross, but it's funny. It's funny.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I didn't really have anything sectioned off that I couldn't do.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
It was more what I had to do, and then
the process of elimination meant I couldn't do a lot
of things just because of that.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Oh eight four four ninety five fifty. We want to hear.
What are your weird rules that your parents had growing up?
Someone just said had to massage dad's feet and shoulders
before he went to bed. Didn't find out n till
middle school that not everyone has to do that too.
That's so weird. Hey, I pay for your life. Get
over here and rub my feet.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
We didn't have to be here.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I don't like any of that, but I do like.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
It pulled out pop. Wow, I had options.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
No phone calls after eight thirty pm. Someone says that's true. Actually,
we did have that in our house too. The phone
was done at seven. I think it was no calls
after unless it was mom and dad and it was
very important. Yeah, it is the morning match fit and we.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Just kicked off ninety five minutes commercial free and Michael, yeah,
I need you to tell us something, tell us about
what's going on around town. As soon as I get
your music there, we got more.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I'm right. Black Hawk's gonna kick off the season tomorrow night,
first home season gang. I love that. Yeah, let's hear
Chicago Bulls playing the Milwaukee Bucks well preseason game okay,
love that if you like country music. Jordan Davis is
at All State Arena. You got Ali and the aj
at the Salt Shed, Nice Chance, the Rapper at Huntington

(45:57):
Big Pavilion, and then a whole bunch of fun stuff
going on for you know, spooky season. Obviously got the
Lincoln Park Zoo Fiesta going on over there. Let's see
here the boo at the Zoo, Brookfield's annual family friendly
Halloween celebration. And this is going on all weekend. If
you're driving, if you're trying to get around this weekend, boy,
more than fifty thousand runners from all over the world

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were raced through Chicago in the twenty twenty five Bank
of America Marathons.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I'm just happy it cooled off because a lot of
runners in the building were stressed that they'd have to
run inn heen.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Is this the one where they go through all the neighborhoods?
God damn it. I wish I could run still like
I used to run all the time. But that sounds
like so much fun to just go through every different
area of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Is there any regulation on bullhorns, like if I if
I get a lawn chair in a bullhorn.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Can I hackle the runner?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
That would be amazing. I think they'd appreciate it. It
helps eggam on.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
All right, I'm getting a bullhorn right now.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Something I'm kind of excited about that I saw this
morning the glass pumpkin patch at the Morton Arboreta. Oh
you gotta go.

Speaker 9 (46:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Not only are the leaves changing, so I'm sure it's
pretty yeah, but these glass blown pumps that they have
out there are really cool, like original.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's got everything you like, foliage, glass pumpkins, and you
can walk for miles out there, Michael, So there you go.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Yeah, we'll run, I'll walk. Got some comedy shows and
plays around. Disney Presents a Lion King in town this weekend,
a new play out or a playout dial m for Murder.
Eliza Schlessinger gonna be doing some comedy at the Chicago Theater.
I love her. And Drunk Dracula going on this weekend.
Oh oh that sounds like fun.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I want to do one of those.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
So bad some drunk whatever production have me in it,
it says this spooky season one actor takes five shots
of whiskey and attempts an epic retelling of Transylvania's thirstiest batchelor.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Incredible.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'd love to do like a drunk Shakespeare, find.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Out everything that's going on around town at Rock nine
five to five.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Your advice, we don't take that here in the morning match,
but or anyone else's advice, and we advise you not
to take our advice because it'll get you into trouble.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I am giving you advice not to take our advice.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
We are in a strange loop here.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
That's out of the black hole.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
My gay. Now here's five or so things with Mayris?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I find it discomforting and I find it comfortable.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
So yeah, it's the popping sound that throws me off,
Like what pops out?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Oh thanks for wishing.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, yeah you did it.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Angel Reese is set to walk into Victoria's Secrets fashion show,
and she will be the first professional athlete to do so.
The fashion show is next week on Prime Video out
of New York City. It'll be on Wednesday, and Reese
told People Magazine she manifested the opportunity after attending last
year's show as a fan.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
So shout out Angel Reese.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Shout out Angel Reese.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
So a woman has won a million dollar lottery that
she didn't know about.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
She thought it was a scam. Come on.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
She was scanning a bunch of non winning tickets in
the Michigan Lottery app which you can scan for a
second chance winning promotion that they had going on. When
they called her to confirm that she had won, she
thought it was a scam. So they had to get
her out of an event at Camerica Ballpark in Detroit
where she spun a wheel and that's where they told
her that she won a million dollars. So they had

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to get a little creative on that one. That's a
fun surprise. An escaped inmate was caught in Georgia after
running around naked.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
They had him out in Georgia working some detail out
near a boat ramp and he just said I'm done
with this and ran away. Twenty minutes later, people were
trying to flag down a deputy as there was a
naked man running around and I get it, ditch the evidence, but.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Don't be naked. Got to get out of that orange jumpsuit.
He was arrested and taken back to prison.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
This is why you plan your prison breaks more so
that you know that you have a stash of clothes
waiting for you somewhere.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Shawshank redemption. Have we learned nothing?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
A lucky visitor to the Crater of Diamonds Park in
Arkansas found a two point seven to one carrot white
diamond that happened on October second, and the man, or
the gentleman person, Dewey, found said peace size gem while
sifting through some soil. It's the fourth largest discovered at

(50:25):
the park this year. You you guys want to take
a field?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Yeah, dude, why aren't we there now?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Just digging like I would love to go and dig
for rocks that might happen to be a few million
dollars worth.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
We hear, Dony have a diamond.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I hate you, I know, but not enough that I
won't give away this pair of tickets to Tea Box
twenty twenty five, the twenty ninth annual bar crawl going
on over in Wrigleyville. You're gonna get set up with
the breakfast buffet coupons to use during the krawl, drink specials,
and of course the legendary Tea Box cereal shots. Now

(51:05):
it does stand to be known that this is a
big charity event because they have donated over three hundred
and thirty thousand dollars since they started in nineteen ninety six.
And now I know, Maria, you said they dress up
as Santa. Yes, you can dress up as an Olf.
You just gotta be festively themed when you are out
at tea box.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
So Missus Claus, no representation for missus Claus.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I'm sorry, sexy missus Clause. Nope, missus Clause.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You can dress up as missus Clause if you want
to as well.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Missus Claus is sexy just as she is.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
No, you'd be sexy Santa too. Any anybody, any other
any other Christmas character?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Okay eight four.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Four five ninety five fifty callers in the windows tickets
to tea tree.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
It's time to door.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Batman, Spider Man or Superman music. That would be Game
of Thrones, my friend. Yes, gotta be a smart ass.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
If they have a new prequel coming, It is called
The Night of the Seven Kingdoms, and George R. R.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Martin is excited for this one.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
His challenge to the writers for this one was, let's
do the best jousting sequence that has ever been done
on film.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
George, finish the final George, like what, I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
You're excited about these prequels that may or may not
be cannon.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
But George, right, the final book.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
We want to reshot, reshoot of those final episodes of
the season that'll becurate to the books.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I'm not reading them. I want the story i'm watching
it be accurate to the books. You're over. You're thank you,
Michael for knowing you're not reading them.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
You're not even going to do like a little Wikipedia plots, And.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
I've done it.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I watched the show for the first four seasons. Fair still,
But yeah, there's a new series coming out. We will
be following Sir.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
Duncan, the tall and hist and his young squire Egg
as they navigate West ROAs century before the events of
Game of Thrones takes place.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
So Squire Coffee.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
But I do like these prequels. There's a lot that
happens within this world and a lot that I do
want to see. But I'm I'm very.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Excited to see this.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
I'm happy George is involved. But George, right, the final books.
I always think I can say the Ford.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Final by House Krispy Kreme, Wow.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Villain.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
This new series is going to be hitting HBO whatever
they named the app on.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
January eighteen, O what are we calling it now?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
I think it's hbox, HBO just Max. I thought it
was just Max.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
It was just Max for a second and they changed
it back. Now I think it's HBO Max.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Good Lord, Bill will see it's HBO Max.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, let's continue ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock
ninety five to five. Hey, Gene Simmons, go ahead and
wrap yourself in a bubble for a little bit. I
don't I don't need you doing anything else. Also, stay
out of news and don't talk about anything.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Just stop for a second, maybe all of it? Yeah, please,
and thank you. Michael text time, Yeah, you always text us.
They shoot right here into the studio eight four four
five fifty.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I don't like shoot into during purge months. Let's not
do that.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
They sailed through the digital airwaves, land at our feet
here in the studio.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Can I have the code that have entered telephonically would
get me through to you, meaning it's your beautiful ass number.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
I don't know what that references.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Can I get your number? Kick gonna have it?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Yes? Do you like Mica Egg?

Speaker 7 (55:04):
You like?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
You like Meganigg?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Textar flooded with what we were just talking about a
few minutes ago. What weird rules did your parents have
growing up? From the seven to oh eight, we weren't
allowed to use the front door. We had to go
in and out through the back door or a side door.
We still use the side door at my mom's house.
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I don't know, because she said so and she's right.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
From the two two four I got grounded for two
weeks for not placing the blanket cover over the toaster.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Why is there a blanket cover on your toaster?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Work in the house? Down? How else are you going
to do it? You? From the six three oh we
weren't allowed to eat anything whipped or creamy because my
dad would gag. So no whipped cream, no mayo, no frosting, nothing. Also,
our cars were off limits, so I stole it one
day to get a pizzas down in that camping gay.

(55:58):
No cream. I don't like soft Why not my house?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Like it is it's a that's a weird one, though,
I mean, I don't think, I think even, I think
even Yeah, from another one from the sixty three. Oh,
every time I went over to my friend's house, his
mother told us we were not allowed in the basement.
Oh that just makes me want to go in that basement.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, come on, Mike, he's getting murdered first in any movie.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Let's see here. No calls after eight thirty pm. Dad
worked nights and would answer the phone. Do you know
what effing time it is? And slam the phone back down.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yes, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. We're talking about
a little bit about divorce. Earlier, someone else was agreeing
and h and said basically that it's a bummer to
marry someone. And then they sort of you know, she
says she loves her husband with her whole heart, but
it doesn't mean he loves you the same. She learned
the hard way, and uh, yeah, it didn't work out,
but yeah, girl. Divorce Party two from the two one
nine and Sunset Slut or Sunrise Sluts Unite from the

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seven o eight Beautiful one this Morning. Oh, it was gorgeous.
Hit Your Texas in Anytime eight four four ninety five fifty.
That's eight four four nine five five Sunshine on my shoulder, gentlemen, Ah,
oh that sounds it's the pizza of the week.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
The Pizza the week.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Basically, it means the show's almost done. It's you're out
of boys. He maris, yeah away.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
This week I found out game is only played one
or two games, and I looked at.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
My collection and found out way too many kays.

Speaker 9 (57:47):
The boy Marris, it's been a hell hobe the boy Marris,
it's been a hell of mobe.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Mikey so hot, the fans all cheer, it's do Ward die.
The moment is near, Milwaukee's crying in their disgusting beer.
The Cubs will win and make it clear.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
Bad boy Mikey, it's been a hell of a wed.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
A boy Mikey, It's been a hell of a week.
It's not D and D, but it's just as fun.
More storytelling with Die Bill Dice. Just one this week's vission,
our team has won.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Cousniysanovitch scored the perfect hod dog Bye had.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
It's been a hell of a we On the morning
wash b it's been a hell of a week. Also
a reminder eight four four fifty you can send lyrics.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Oh yes, send us your Eric sir. If you want
a walkie talk back, then you can send them through
the app. But also reminder D and D returns with
your next chances to get qualified to go see Sticks
in Las Vegas. They're gonna be at the Venetian Theater
January twenty third to thirty first, and we want you
to be there big thanks to our friends from Live Nation.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
But we are ninety five minutes commercial free right now,
and Walt is next. Honor free, shit up free,