September 16, 2025 • 47 mins
This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit has everything you didn’t know you needed. We kick off with three separate dildo incidents hitting NFL fields this week, then pivot hard into Rock News and an eye-opening study suggesting eye drops could replace reading glasses. Florida nudists are up in arms over Elon Musk’s SpaceX expansion potentially closing their favorite beach, Oktoberfest tickets are up for grabs, and Five Things keeps you in the loop. Plus, Bad News Bears brings the chaos and Nerd News uncovers Elton John’s bizarre jewelry made from his own removed kneecaps.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, you wont Chicago Morning mash Pit Rock five jump in,
Good Morning lash Pit, Good Morning mosh Pit.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did you want to join us?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Michael, I'm trying to have phones.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I can't hear anything right now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Typically that's the thing we have. Good to go where
the show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Got the new cans and wasn't even ready.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
I know, fans are what we call headphones. To be
so clear, we're not talking about a rack new cans,
new cars in the studio.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Geeze, someone steals your headphones out of the studio, you
gotta buy new one. Shout out to However, did that
if you're listening, not bring that up.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yesterday when we were talking about people stealing from the office,
I forgot.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
You know that kind Well, they didn't steal them because
it was these ones that I'm wearing right now. But
they were gone from the studio for long enough that
I had to have our corporate chill replace them for me.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Wait, so I've left my nice ones at home.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I had to buy my own.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh have you did you ask anyone before hand?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
See, I like to ask questions.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, I don't want to be a problem, so I
just shut up and go do.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Whatever and I go, hey, I know that we were
a locally owned, really small mom and pop radio company,
but do we think we could find it in the
budget to get me the equipment that I need to
do my job?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And usually they go.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
No, eighty seven dollars, OK, how much they really have
to show out?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, they were able to figure it out.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
They got it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But also these just like mysteriously appeared back.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So maybe I was going to say, did you even
look any other studios at all?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm not going to anybody's studio, not there's something they're
absolutely in. Just another studio, did you I'm not even
allowed over in the what is that the Fred Show
over there?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, no, no, no, no, no, not that studio, the production studios
where you do every morning.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I didn't look. Why would somebody take them out of
this studio and put them over there and then leave
them over there?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm doing radio over there, and they needed headphones.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
In the commercial break, I will find Michael's headphones.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh my god, Yes, Maria Palmer, I'm I'm Michael, and you've.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Got a weather report coming up for us next.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Boy, we are having the best weather of our lives
right now. And I got good news. Good more good
news come in your way.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Next w C HI Weather with our air quote, meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Injected into my veins.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
What what specifically would you like in your veins? Michael,
all the sunshine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You are too scared of needles for that.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
It's true, app It's not the needle. It's not like
tattoo needles, so stay on the surface. It's the ones
that you feel just going in and keep going and
keep going. They're like right, all right, right, right right,
deep big needles. Those are the ones I don't find.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
When you feel like going in.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's like, okay, I get it, man, you know what.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I've been there, you know, Robert Orban said once, a
compliment is verbal sunshine. So thanks guys for all these
this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You wanted to go deep.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
A beautiful day, another beautiful day. And as I look forward,
you know, and through Sunday, it's gonna be gorgeous out
eighty the high basically every day, sunny days, it is perfect.
Right now, enjoy it. Beat it up because I just
saw a video pop across my Instagram feed that was
the River frozen and it said why a few months away?
And I was like, oh God, right.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It comes like, well, that's what I'm saying. Enjoy this now,
because it's perfect. We're about to have the most extended summer,
I hope.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So it would be awesome if it was just like
this for the next three months, if it were.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Just like this. The issue is that it's gonna.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Get cold one week and it's gonna be hot again
the next week.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And here's the problem. I'm already done.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You know, I've decided I'm down and out for the season.
My depression is kicked in. I just want to be
in my bed and scroll on my phone for hours
and every single day, and I feel guilty or doing
that when it's beautiful outside and I know I could
take a walk.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Am I gonna no open a window, sit on your
patio the American dream.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Don't tell me what to do. I want to lie
down in my bed and I want to scroll.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So here's what's about to happen. You're gonna hear about
these three deal dolls that magically appeared at NFL games
over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Ah some Bush for your Sunrise, Beautiful Bush, Beautiful Sunrise
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, were on the
Mary Mosh pad that we are one hundred everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
If that caught me off guard. But this also caught
some people off guard too. I know, I know, it's
sports music, sport.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I was gonna say, but hold on, I haven't checked
out yet.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, no, no, no, stay with me.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You're gonna love this one.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, that sounded so bad. I'm sure sorry. I sure
did not mean for it to sound that way.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I didn't think I was gonna say this, Parris, and
you might be even more interested. How many were there?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Three green dildos made their appearance. It's three different NFL games.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I gotta it's going to be crazy today.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ever, the manufacturer behind the green dildos has got to
be happy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Right I want to buy stalking that company?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Just so happy? Right now?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Where was this throne?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So? The first one was in Week one in Cleveland
as the Browns were playing the Bengals. The NFL, NFL.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
M NFL, the Men's National Football League.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I see what you did. Yeah, there is no women's
national football league.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That seems messed up.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It is. Yeah, yeah, you should start one.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
And it's almost like I should call attention to that
in a very funny way, like calling it the m NFL.
I'll think about that and consider it in the future
of Maris. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Can we get back to dildos focus, Jaguars and Bengals
saw a green dildough Yes, Buffalo Bills also saw a
green dildo, and.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Then the Bears Lions game in Detroit saw a green
dildo as well. And there's a myriad of questions. What what?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I saw a joke on the internet that I wanted
to repeat, but I don't think I can repeat it.
Let's keep our fcc uh. No, it was Caleb dropped
his mouth guard. Well, I wasn't going to repeat it.
That's why I was trying to ask about.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Don't come at my boy like I.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Wasn't coming at anybody. I saw the joke and I
thought it was inappropriate, and I was where.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You guys pushed me to say it. I blame you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
In the situation.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
This is crazy though they're they're multiplying, They are multiplying
at this point, somebody needs to make a Bingo card
and isolate each stadium.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And when you're on.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Top of something goes till now and you gotta.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yell it out when you win, You've already got four stadiums, knocked.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Out, knocked what where?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Which direction?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I hate this trend, but it's also really funny. It
is funny. It's just so stupid because it's also somebody
sitting in the crowd watching somebody pull out wait a
green dilly.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm watchingrowing in the.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Crowd, dude, and the entire crowd doesn't go, oh yeah
it was that guy. They're just laughing. Everybody's just laughing.
And then I don't know if you've seen any of
the live videos of the bounce on the turf when
it hits the ground, it's just but.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
You gotta do it on like a touchdown, right, because
you got to stand up with everybody. Yeah, and then
let it go because you didn't just stand up random.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So the bandit speaks out loud.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Time did you do?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
That's sleep as three kids and all of them are
seventeen years apart. One born in nineteen ninety eight, one
in two thousand and five, and one in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wow, you know, like planned kids.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I thought you're gonna say they were all named Flee
like George Foreman, or they were all seventeen George kids.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I had tripple.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Re separate mothers.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, you know if he was really busy. Yeah, yeah
he was.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
That's a fun rock fact.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Fun rock fact on Rock ninety high five. Now, what
time is it?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Time for some rock news?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
My god, look it up?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is that fun? How it all came together?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's what you're here for, all right?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Young Blood in both of my stories today. Nice, we'll
start with the negative one. Do you remember a band
called The Darkness?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah? I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, we don't have another work. Justin Hawkins, lead singer
of the Darkness, has come out and called young Blood
opposer for his Ozzy Osbourne tribute okay. He said the
criticism was of him at the Ozzie show and at
the vm A tribute, calling him a poser. He questions
why young Blood is being positioned as the heir to
(09:16):
Ozzie despite not being involved in the really important stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
No, man, I guess I asked Gazzie before he died,
when Ozzy was the one to pass that torch.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, that's the second part of my story.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Hawkins goes on in mox young Blood's appearance the Shirtless
leather Pants, Red Carpet Theatrics, which listen, did.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You ever see a rock star.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Say that we're they're all posers.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I don't need the bush. He's got his pants down
so low. I'm seeing bush.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay, it's about time equality.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
He goes on and describe a lot of female bush.
Give us some dude bush.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
dB uh.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
He goes on and mox or. He describes the whole
act as inauthentic it rock and roll scene through an
Instagram filter. He compares young Blood to a male stripper
or David Hasselhoff doing rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Somebody's jellous.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
What Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He's just successful. Sorry about it.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So, Michael, if he was a Ken Doll, would you
be okay? Ken doll with a bush? No hair?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What if he had a Brazilian Well, it's not.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
The not the unit that bothers me. I just don't
like the hair.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh okay, so fine ball dong for Mikey.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, wood floor, no carpet, man, I haven't seen linoleum
for a long time. We had that growing up. I
remember my parents wouldn't pick linoleum in the nineties, Like
what kind should he get?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Mine's marble?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And young Blood And another story, this is number two,
he shares the most beautiful thing Ozzie ever said to him. Mean, sorry,
go ahead, young Blood. There's the most beautiful thing Ozzie
ever said to him. Yeah, this is what he said.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And I like this.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I like this in life. I like this as a motto.
I like this for us on the show. Never compromise.
They'll get it later.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh yeah, I saw him. Yeah that's cute.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, young Blood said it changed his life. And if
you want more rock news or concert calendar or anything,
go to Rock nine to five to five.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
New artist bon Jovi full name Bonavis Jovius that is
living on a Prayer off their third album Slippery when Wet.
You're on Rock ninety five.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'm so glad we're playing more upcoming artists to stay current. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
A study found that eye drops could be able to
replace reading glasses. This is really cool. Doctors have developed
a special eye drop for people with long sightedness that
could replace the need for reading glasses or surgery.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
They say, you drop it in your eye and it
basically for a few hours, lubricate your eyes and hat
lets you seem like you normally should.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is that the only issue your eyes just need lube.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well, that helps with anything.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
But H.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Says you wouldn't have to be constantly lubricating your eyes though,
or even dropping the solution right before reading. It'll just
you do it twice a day and you don't need
glasses anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Oh, I don't necessarily hate that. Yeah. I do want
to see this.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh I know how it works though, all right, I
want to see.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
This in five years. I don't want it today. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm not gonna be the first. Yeah, so the first
people way blind? Yeah, the drops contain I'm gonna mess
this up. Filocaprine, a drug that constricts the pupils and
contracts the muscle that controls the shape of the eye's
lens to enable focus on objects at different distances.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Pretty interesting.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
There's gotta be weird long term effects though, because at
some point too, your eye's a muscle.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Longside of si longsidedness. Sorry, there's a joke there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Long side side effects.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, longsidedness, side effects.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Long side long term side effects.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, Because your eyes a muscle, so if you're making
it stretch all the time, it's kind of like when
people hy breaks ten yeah, or like when you get
a facelift too early, and then you have to get
like three more because you keep.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Pulling your skin back and then it just gets stretched.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Same kind of thing like, if you keep making your
eye use its muscles as muscles are going to get
weaker and weaker because you're over exerting them.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I would imagine, I don't know. I don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Ever, I don't know why I talk. Well, they don't either.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They don't know when it's going to be widely available
or if it will actually end up being I mean,
obviously got to go through a few more tests. But
in twenty twenty one, Vulity eye drops hit the market.
Those drops claim they could replace eyeglasses for people who
have trouble seeing close up. The medicine takes about fifteen
minutes to work, but the effects of sharper vision or
supposedly last up to ten hours. So there's already something
for you know whatever that's called close vision seeing close up.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
All I remember is we did an event with a
group that will not be named, and then immediately after
said event with eye drops, we had to let people
know not to use them.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh my god, Like you went out and gave them
away and stuff, and then you're like, no, actually.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I just have that back. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Dropping things in your eyes is quite a yeah, that's
quite a product.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So that's putting anything that someone gives me.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
This is cool.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I mean, if you don't like, you know, my thing.
If I glasses, I'd be breaking them all the time,
sitting on them, using them.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Strangely, I haven't broken my first pair.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
You are so much more responsible.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'll fall asleep too, So.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well give it a second nine fifty. If you know
anything about these eyedrops, let us know, or if you
would use them, or if you.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Have glasses, or if you've lost your glasses, or if
you have eyes, or if you have eyes, but we
don't want to be ablest.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Also if you don't have eyes on.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Now, here's five or so things with mares.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Why does he always drop his pants during this part
of the show.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's hot in the studio.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Three of the things dildas.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Those are NFL Stadium. That's gonna start with a guy
carjacking a car filled with nuns. Great way to go there,
way very much so. Car jacked the car of nuns
as they were leaving mass Nonetheless, hold held a gun.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
The less.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Held a gun to the godly women. It was a
toy gun, mind you, and then took off, led the
police on a chase and crashed the car. He got arrested.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I don't think nuns even have pockets. What was he
stealing the car?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Never uns need a stun gun a nun gun.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
A couple has a new way of getting presents at
the their wedding. They set up a QR code at
the bar. Oh that's incredible, they said, don't be tight,
pay for our flight. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I actually love that.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I would totally probably buy. I'd scan it at least
and look.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I rather do that than get a gift.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And it sounds like it went well because the couple
didn't say how much money they ended up getting, but
they said that their gifts were extremely generous.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I thought it was like a gift list. It's also
just donating. I think I'd almost rather do that than
try to find a card in a gift cash. Today
is a Mexican Independence Day, not to be confused with
Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, here you go.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yes, some of the September sixteenth is the day that
in eighteen ten, father Miguel Hidalgo y Castillo urged Mexicans
to rise up against the Spanish born ruling class.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I remember in t qua In today we could have
been celebrating.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well none of us, as Mexican, Michael say, we.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Will celebrate for them and with them, right, yeah, I
like a good celebration.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
We could. I think that you and I would be
part of the class that was maybe oppressing them.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Stay home for the time, in.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
The same way that the British aren't.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Hell, yeah, fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
She's not a keeper. If she puts a hatchet in.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Your head, well you're kind a keeper.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Gentleman was sleeping, his roommate was awake, woke into a
woman just moving around, and then he heard a very
loud slice. I don't like that. All hatchet was found
in his roommates. It's still alive, thankfully. Your Halloween costumes
crazy this year. When he reported what he heard, it
(17:44):
said it sounded like he was splitting wood. Okay, all right.
It was reportedly her boyfriend. I don't know how that's
not confirmed and was reportedly all. He's also reportedly missing
two fingers as well. I don't like any of this, Jesus,
I don't know which fingers. What we are into Halloween early.
You really upset her somehow, especially if she's going for
(18:04):
the fingers. She needs those. And if you're looking to
celebrate Day of the Dead, Da Danil Smuertos, Barbie and
Ken are getting transformed this year with Mattel Oh boy.
At Walmart, Amazon and Target. You can get Barbie four
under one hundred dollars and Ken for seventy five dollars.
And I did give it a gander. Doesn't look bad,
(18:27):
no cool, It looks accurate. Oh thank god, yes, it
was all right. It looks like they talk to the
right people to get those toys produced the right way.
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We don't have to have Barbie taking on racial tension.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
In America, so Barbie can celebrate good Yeah, good, that's
cool looking.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Actually yeah, they're very cool, very cool, well done, Mattel,
good jack.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Hell yeah. Anybody recognize this band metal Eca?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh? This is the metal metal Eca.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
They're new where are They're from South South America and
weird but news from Metal Eca. They're really really big
proponents of streaming music.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
They love it. They love the heart radio app.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
They love the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
All your favorite artists, all your favorite podcasts, all free.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
All in one app on Milwaukee talk Back.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I want to vacation chills over.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
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Speaker 4 (19:36):
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mach Pit is on Maria Sports.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Nope, well in a way.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
In that it is bad news Bears and the Coast
of Sports and intends toy bad news with the Bears. Now,
this is a dear listener, if you're new here, this
is our news segment that the corporate shills required that
we have on the Morning mash Bit. But they all
who gave us the very clear instruction not to let
it bring the room down.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yikes.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
We don't want any negative feelings. And I don't know
if you've ever read the news headlines, but it's not
where you go for sundhiny Daisy, not at all until now.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
This is bad news.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Bears son accused of stabbing father to death.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
What was he wearing?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
That's what I'm saying. Maybe he was asking for it.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Tune dies after falling off highway overpass.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Be a freaker.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
If they lived, you know, then you have a whole
undead problem on your hands. And then you're fighting vampires.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Crash partially paralyzes seven year old Bengals fan. Oh, we'll
just hurt sub Yeah. I don't think I can even
joke about that one. But good thing.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
We're just staying positive, you know, positive or positive?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Actor charged with road rage.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
That's not new.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That is not that bad.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I got a feeling there's more coming to that.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
There is none. Okay, I think we're okay today.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You're done. There's nothing else.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No, we're good. Okay, this is bit put on. This
is bad news.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
We have a new Mario movie headed to theaters in
twenty twenty six. I'll tell you about it in nerd News. Next,
it is Sublime On Herack ninety five five, We are
the Morning Mash Pitt and Michael has a bizarre story today.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
This is a weird one. Elton John had his old
kneecaps baked into jewelry and it is exactly what you think.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
So he got a knee replacement.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
He had a double knee replacement last year and had
his kneecaps baked into jewelry. When the surgery got over,
he asked the surgeon can he keep the knee caps?
And the surgeon was like what and he's like, I mean,
I guess, and he says, quote, we baked them. We
had to bake them to dry them out. Then they
get raw like pummice stone, very porous. Then they have
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to paint them with an acetate and then polish them.
Elton's right knee cap was turned into a cold plated
necklace that looks like an old artifact from Egypt.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Uh Elton John always been a big fan of rawbones.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh wow, Wow, that's what you were dancing for.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
True?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Uh me too. To be clear.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It also has an engraved phrase in Latin on the
back of it that translates to I will no longer
bow to any.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Man, okay a mob boss.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
His left knee cap was smaller, so they turned it
into a gold brooch. Of course it would be a brooch.
Is looking at pictures of him on here, like current pictures,
and I was like, that is the same outfit my
grandma used to wear.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The Elton's done his retirement tour. He's not going back.
He's done Elton gone tour.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, much to your kneecaps.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah it could be a short residency. I don't care,
go do something you're you're just designing knee caps and
I have nothing but pain in my legs right now.
I am so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
But you know what I have is my wisdom teeth,
and I'm starting to get a whole bunch of inspiration
because I kept those bad boys.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Remember necklaces brought him in? Could that be like our
Christmas present this year? Is you give us some cool.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Necklace you wear my wisdom teeth?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
No, I would have looked cool.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Why why?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
How do you make it look like wearing a human
tooth around? Well, could be carved into something else? Tooth?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Or what are you going to make it? A brooch? Oh? Okay,
broch with a broch?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Do you think you wouldn't look damn sexy with a broch?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Me so hot, me and my graphic te's and a brooch? Yeah, no,
that's not gonna go. No.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
By the way, people do save a lot of weird things.
Like I've had my appendix out and someone told me
that they saved their appendix and.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
A little jar or I would absolutely do that.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
My mom saved my first poop as a baby.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Well that's a different thing.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Well, I just mean like people saved.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Into him, No, she still has it.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I think, all right, this is crazy if I.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Can't tell if you're being serious, I mean serious.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I was a firstborn, like my parents, wild with me
a lot.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
If if I end up doing if I end up
growing some more bones in my knee, I'll save them.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
In Yeah, and you, that would be killer.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I make sure I passed these along.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You probably wouldn't wear a Maria bone, but I would
wear a Maras bone.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
But you just said I would wear my bosom too.
Now you're going back on that.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
I don't want to spend all this time and money
getting my wisdom teeth made into beautiful jewelry for you,
ungrateful sons of bitches.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I'm not being grateful. I don't want to be walking
down Michigan Avenue and somebody goes, yeah, he's a cannibal.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
It would be made into jewels if it was like
a little polished. What if I turned it into a
needle tetle.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
A little ninja turtlehead, come on, tooth and into I
couldn't hit the music fast.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Enough, a little knee age tooth and.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
You never save any weird things like your kneecaps.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Crazy bosses have moldered cuplinks.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That's cool. Actually, couplens, that's what we're going with.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh would you do couplinks? No, But if they were
needle tele.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Couplings, they're not gonna be needle title because needle tetle
is not a real thing.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I don't know what a needle title is.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Nobody needle title. And it is a really popular show.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Now here's a bit only there. It is that time
you want to go see popa roach and rise against
on the Rise of the Road tour. We've been talking
about this one a while. Yeah, and you're gonna be
there when you're Collared ten. You're going to join them
in under Oath September twenty seventh at the Credit Union.
Want Amphitheater just needs you to play a fun little
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game with us. It's fun to the head. You answer
trivia questions, you take us hostage, we can provide you
a save, and we get shot with nerve guns. Fun
for all here on Rock ninety five five. But we're
missing you eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
b Collar ten Michael.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Eight four four nine five five ninety five Yo yo
yo yo.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, Nope, was so mad Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
That was cherot fund to the Head on Rock Teddy
five five. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are
we speaking with Catherine?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
My good? Helloay Catherine, how are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hell are you guys?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
We're doing fantastic. Welcome to fun to the Head. This
is our lovely trivia game where you answer questions, take
one of us hostage to provide you a save if
you don't know the answer to a question, and we
get shot with nerve darts. Unless you're Michael, who just
shoots himself for no reason. I didn't know there was cocked.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh, there's a reason. I give him.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Reason, always a reason with him. But Catherine, the first
decision you have to make is who do you want
to take hostage? Myself, Michael or Murphria.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm gonna just marriage my nerd guy.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah that's right. Actually, Hi, praise. We're gonna get you
these tickets today, Catherine. Who's got questions? I got questions,
he's got questions. I got the music bed, let's go.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Okay, Catherine, what is the main ingredient in guacamole?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
That would be an avocado also called yeah shabaka what
is that?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's a mean you have to be cool to get
at me and Katherine are cool.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Sorry, I don't get it either.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We're old Catherine about this one, about this one? Quawk ah, molly,
quack quack Catherine does what's up? Okay? Next question?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Can I give myself fun to the Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:58):
You know what, I'll just do it all right, Catherine,
name the TV channel you would have to go to
in order to watch t r L oh t r
O yep, five yep and TV it is wow.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
The hesitation there was a little word Catherine total request.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Live well c tr It was a throw for me. Wait,
I was gonna say, since me and Catherine are pretty
Internet savvy, t r L wasn't It was.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Question?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Okay, Katherine, Hey you guys, I'm trying to talk to Katherine.
Thank you, Catherine. Which instrument has eighty eight keys?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Is that a piano?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
It is.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
The clean sweet but my hatter request?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Ye gotcha?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Shoot a.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Cat.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's Michael Catherine.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I knew.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I knew as soon as she dropped free shivaka do
this is a good one.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Tell me about it off air because I feel like,
but Catherine, you were all set, You're gonna go see
Papa Roach, rise against and under oath on the Rise
of the Roach Tour. Who are you excited to see?
Out of those three, probably rise.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Against the most. But I also have a special place
my heart for Papa Roach.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
My life into pizzas. This is my plastic for.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
You know, yeah, there is pop culture.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Catherine.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I like her so much.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I think you just became best friends with Marie.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Now you don't want that, okay, so you wouldn't know
what that's like. You really can't give recommendations when we're
the other, just like.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
You are all set. You will be in the building
for the Rise of the Roach Tour on September twenty
seventh at Credit Union one Ampathy everybody else. You'll get
your tickets at livenation dot com. It is rock Knack.
We are the Morning Mash Pitch and we love to
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hear from you eight four four ninety five fifty text
us all of your insane thoughts of the day, Maria.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Although I do wish we could just talk person to
person and take all the technology out of it, because
as we know, anything you can you say.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Words are hard. You say can and will be.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Used against you in the inevitable human verses.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
The front of the inevitable robot war way to get
out of that one?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, well you know he's limp.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Listen, sometimes we trip out the game. That's fine.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Reading aloud can stress kids out, obviously, especially if they're
a little nervous in general.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
They don't like speaking.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh at school, you remember some of the kids. I
felt so bad for them because it wasn't even like
they couldn't read. It was just that they'd fall down
or if they had like a stutter.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh, so sad. A new study says that social robots
might help ease the anxiety. What yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Researchers found that when they had children read to a
robot named Misty, the kids had calmer heart rates, steadier voices,
and cooler facial temperatures compared to reading to a human adult.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Couldn't this just be a dummy?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Couldn't this just be a parent, a friend.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Or being judged by a human? I think for what
you're doing is different because probably these kids are gonna
be growing up on robots.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
You're looking at screens that you're so used to being
involved with technology that it doesn't come across as a human.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
We used to read in groups, so like instead of
like reading to the entire class, it'd be like four
of us, we'd all do a page and then we
just rotate. And I found that immensely easier than reading
in front of the classroom. And it's just something that what.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I have, even when I was really young, I've really
I've had anxiety my whole life. I can I deal
with it now, it's fine. But when I was young,
and even now, my handshake because I have anxiety. And
when I was young, they had me come up in
front of the class to read, and I had a
piece of paper in my hands. Oh, this is one
of the most shocking, like horrible things and that I
look back on that affected me, And this is what
it was like me up there.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Just yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
And the more nervous you get, the worse it gets.
And I'm to the point where I'm trying to like
like anchor my elbows. And I know everybody's watching what
we should not be having kids.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Get up in front of classes and read.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Well, they have to practice, No, they don't, because at
some point they're going to have to speak publicly in
some way.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I totally get it, though.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
That's a super anxiety inducing thing, and I could see
why talking to a robot might be easier.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Yeah, I do, especially because one student literally said, even
when I made a mistake, I knew it couldn't be
mad at me.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So that's what's interesting. But again, a dummy could.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Work for this, or just someone that the kid more
not intimately knows, but yeah, literally intimately knows.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I get the nerves. But it was never oh I'm
going to be mad at you. It was childhood. It
was your friends all cracking on each other because none
of us could read. There literally learning right.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
There have to be obstacles, you know. You can't just
like have workarounds for everything. That's kind of the point
of school is like, yep, you're going to get nervous.
That's why we're doing this in third grade mistakes.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
The good teachers who would be like, okay, Quincy, you're
gonna make fun of Michael. You're reading next, and then
Quincy would stumble through the whole thing, right, and then
it sets the tone for the rest of the class like, hey,
we don't know how to read, right.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
We all suck.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I can fix this whole thing, okay, robot teachers, Okay.
Then the kids aren't afraid to speak in front of them.
They have amputer death of knowledge. Yeah, and then just
around the room.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
And that's how they get to you become dependent on robots.
And then when you have to actually deal with a
human in real life, you're really off put when they
don't give you the programmed reaction that you expected to receive.
And then you're off put by a simple smile or
a laugh where it's not supposed to be placed.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And then you crumble because you're a weakling. You're a
week week weekling.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Agains.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
They win the inevitable human versus Robot war.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
How actually doesn't have any bells anymore. Lucifer just prefers
if you text him when you're outside the gates the
morning mosh been on Rock ninety five five. Boys, What
are we doing?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, comme back? Maybe shut up? I look at that.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I rolled day by day shut out yesterday from your
World series Witte really.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
No four nothing.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
They beat the Pirates and play again tonight at five
with a big pitching line up here Kate Horton versus
Paul Skemes Tonight two of the best youngest pitchers in
the MLB will go head to head.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Don't do it. Leave it alone? What just leave it alone?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
The best youngest pitchers going ahead.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Somebody's got to catch the socks lost to the Orioles,
Baltimore Orioles yesterday for to one.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
What is it we say Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore. I'm saying Baltimore, Yeah,
because you're not from there. The White Sox play Baltimore today.
That's Baltimore because there was a team in the B
A L T I M O R E.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
S six forty also correct. We got some bad news yesterday, dude.
I saw this. Jalen Johnson injured in the game yes
or Sunday with the Lions. Cornerback for the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yes, yes, that's cornerback.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's the guy in the back corner in a spot
where we.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Don't have a lot of weight in.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
That's that position at the corner.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Out for the season. God damn it. They thought it
was his groin that was upset during the pre season.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Jalen's Johnson.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
This is very sad news. I hate you trying to
do a serious sports before here.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Was Michael Nummy. That was Michael Nummy.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I saw it.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I'm telling your listener. It's not always about you can.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Not get any better for the Bears?
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
What's going on? What is the deal? So I'm going
to say this, so many seasons has it been this way?
I'm going to say this as politely as possible. I
believe in Ben Johnson. I think he.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Will What about Jalen's Johnson stopping a lot of Johnson
on this.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I do believe with time he will get the Bears
where they need to be.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Just like all the other wasn't going to be the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Of course, right off the bat, there's still key pieces
missing in Ben Johnson's team.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Now there's more pieces missing now Chicago, it's the Chicago Bears, Like, come.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
On, maybe we should be in the Chicago Johnson's.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
If we win, I don't care well the way that
dildos are going around.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Did Land on our field, the Chicago Johnson's we play hard.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Maria come on some so turns out next year.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
That's a great idea. If we're going to yes engaged
in sports, all we have to do is talk about
john Someone with the last name Johnson okay, I think
we can arrange at Johnson appearance every sports break so
that Maria can stay entertained.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I would love that from the m NFL. Edwardes that
word and the Boys of Pearl jam with dark Matter
on Rock ninety.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Five five searchers discovered ghost ship that sank in Lake
Michigan almost one hundred and forty years ago. After decades
of scouring the bottom of Like Michigan, searchers have finally
found the wreckage of what they're calling a ghost ship
that sank during a ferocious storm almost one hundred and
forty years ago off the Wisconsin coastline.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
We need Gordon Lightfoot now more than ever.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
According to the announcement, the team found the ship off
Bailey's Harbor, a town of about two hundred and eighty
people on Wisconsin's door peninsula and outcropping of land jetting
into Lake Michigan that gives the state its distinctive mitten
thumb shape.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Who's Gordon?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
He wrote the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Jesus think we know anything about that?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I don know the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
No, you Plebeian swine to Catholic school to public school.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It is so Midwestern.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
That's insane, said, is not a Catholic thing at all.
It was in Lake Superior, I think it was Lake Sperior,
and there was a ship. It was called you guessed it,
the Edmund Fitzgerald Crazy. It was a big old barge
and it was like transporting I don't know, coal or something.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
And there was a big old storm and it sank
this giant barge, which was weird to happen on a
great lake. And so it got a folks song written
about it. Anyway, that's our tangent, Mike.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
It's weird to think that ships are sinking in the lake.
Like I don't think of lakes. Where I grew up.
There was big lakes, but nothing like this.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
This is like shape.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
This is like a great lake.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
They say.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
The Wisconsin Underwater Archaeology Association has discovered five wrecks in
the last three years. Earlier, in twenty twenty five, the
group found the steamer LW. Craine in the Fox River
at Oshkosh, Wisconsin, as well as a tugboat John Evanston
and schooner Margaret A. Mrr off Algoma, Wisconsin. What's going
on in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I sound like we got a bunch of bored, rich
people in Wisconsin sinking boats for fun.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Exsition, Maybe invest in their football.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
The Great Lakes are home to anywhere from six thousand
to ten thousand shipwrecks. That's wild. Yeah, up to ten thousand,
six thousand to ten thousand.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yeah, yes, yeah, but that's also only because they're checking
in the water, Like if you looked on land, you
wouldn't find even half of those ships.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
That's true. A good point.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
She makes a good point.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I've ever listened to a political debate. That's what they
sound like.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Oh my god, talk about a shipwreck.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, that's for you. I'm like.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Some unfortunate news this morning.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Robert Redford, the Oscar winning actor, has passed away at
the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Thank thank you, Robert for the weird puberty. I watched
horse Bit Whisper Weird really young, and it did some
things to me and all the time.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh boy, Oh that's a confession.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
That's a confession that I have talked about in depth
on our podcast Loopers.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
By the way, eighty nine, good run, this is a
great run. Yeah, that's a long life.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, And he was hot the entire time.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I think. I think about Robert Redford for a lot
of his old movies, but then he was in MCU.
He was like a Secretary of State role. Yeah, you
would argue with Nick Feury all the time.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So I think about him and The Horse Whisper.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Michael.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I don't know a damn movie he was in.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We should watch The Horse Whisper.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Bunch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. You're gonna watch that
by yourself. We're all I'm not sitting in a room
with you. Yeah, wow, No, and do.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Some Propose was a good movie?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
So was look up this movie that hated the Horse Whisper?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Okay, Hi to did all right?
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Text time, Let's go away eight four four five ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's eight four four nine five five you know the rest.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Let's get into the text we're talking about. I dropped
this morning. That could be replacing glasses for far sightedness
from the three three seven I lube you said nobody
left Didny's place wearing glasses?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
What faking the three one two?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
This one's for Maria, Maria, where did you learn math? Oh,
two thousand and five or nineteen ninety eight to two
thousand and five is seven years unless I misheard you.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh yes, sorry, I'm at nineteen eighty eight. Flease.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
First child born in nineteen eighty eight, and then the
next one in two thousand and five, and the next
one twenty twenty two, making them all seventeen years apart.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
It's interesting, I know from the two one nine. You
guys need to give young Blood some airtime. Wasn't I
just this this morning? I mean, the guy is on
the come up.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
He is, but we are currently busy playing other independent artists.
If you've heard of Bon Bon Jove, that's a new one.
They should be on here. You ought to know this.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
He goes on and says his concert at the Riviera
was one of the best I've ever been to. This
you went to that concert. I wanted to go to
that concert. But the tickets are four hundred dollars apiece. Yeah,
that's really cool, he says, especially now that he's teaming
up with Steven Tyler. They have a new song coming out.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
It's like only a matter of time until you hear
young Blood on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
It's bound happen.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
From the seven oh six, Good morning guys, Maris, Maria
and Michael are right. I identify myself as a pregnant
single mother of three, three furry babies. Can I get
some tickets? Just joking, but I would love to get
a Maria autographed picture.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
The picture.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Even better, but also should make it some version serious.
Just come to it first day live. Yeah, I'll sign whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Or a self a dressed stunt envelope. So she's pregnant.
I don't think she's gonna become the their.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
State of life, she says. She identified.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
It's a lot identifying as pregnant.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
It's a live trying to get tickets.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I'm sorry anyway.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
From the seven awaight, what kind of movies do pirates watch?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh oh? Eating rated.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well done?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Well, you would think, but it actually be NC seventeen.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
So a little shocking thing this morning. People have been
saving things for years?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Elton John baked his knee caps and turned him into jewelry.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yes, bizarre.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
I was saying, like I had a friend that saved
their appendix. My mom saved my first little turd as
a baby.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
That Fred Collin lets know his daughter saved scabs.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
I save empt again the scab pile in the top drawer.
We don't have time to get into the scab pile.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Oh we got something good here from the six three zero.
My mom saved our umbilical cords. Can I remember coming
across it when I was eight? It looked like a
bag of poop. It was in a bag. Send me
a jar.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
People eat that now, stop stop set the placenta.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
That's horrific.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, it's like a thing.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
I mean it's I mean, cows do it. I got
I was going to say it happens in nature.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
It's supposed to have like a lot of vitamins and stuff,
and like it's supposed to really help with postpartum depression.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
That part.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yeah, and the last one finally five O three, which
I know that's Portland. That's Oregon. Oh no, as they
say here, it's really Oregon. Maria, I would wear your
wisdom teeth with pride and on a.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
So Maria's gonna fashion her wisdom teeth into next time.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
You guys are going to wear them, should be a
singular guy. I'll wear it.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Fine, Okay, If you don't want a necklace, how would
you wear it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
You want a ring? No, that'd be kind of what
do you want? No, you're getting the tooth. How do
you want the tooth?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
But it's the wisdom.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm not asking whether or not you want it. You're
getting the tooth. How do you want it? How do
you want my bones?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
You can always text us a four four nine ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Say it again? No, no, no, no, not you, Mike, that's
a four four ve finish at Maria, Maria's bones.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I know, room man.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Remember roaming charges, Oh my god, and how those turned
out to be just a lie.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
They didn't actually need to charge us more at all.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
It's like we're watching where you are long distance, charge
you more? Oh, or if you've.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Got a foreign country and had a call with someone
for like ten minutes, Yeah, like a four hundred dollars
bill or something crazy.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Let's break down price per text.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, yeah, And there was no reason.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
There's no reason, absolutely no reason.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
You know what I think the equivalent is in this
day and age, storage space they're doing this sick oh storage,
Sure you don't need to charges for that.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I just pay nine ninety nine for the cloud each month.
I never run out of storage.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I do you do I have every single month?
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah, you pay nine ninety Well I.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Think I do the nine ninety nine. But it's a
month storage.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
How do you run out? It's a cloud, that's a
whole point. Yeah, there's enough space, like you only get
in like a few terabytes in the clouds. They get
that on purpose so they can charge you more. Yep, yeah, yep, yep,
you are real. And we should have known when they
were like, oh yeah, nights and weekend it's completely free.
We can do this for you, just a specific times.
That was the big thing, right some weekends. And all
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that ended up being was I'll call you after seven.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Day. I use the phone after six. Yeah, like I
wish some of these paragraph writers and text messages had
to deal with what we had to deal with in
the way.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
Oh my god, I was about to say, no, you
pressed that ass for.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Press as.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Those the day. Did you ever watch All in the Family?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah, yeah, did you know? I was very My parents
are very strict at things I want. Was like like
a naked night thing.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I was gonna say that wouldn't that would have been
in the U in the repertoire.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
They would have approved.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
I was busy with veggie tails, so.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Broca Maris loves.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
That's me sighing over here, never seen. I'd like to
return us to some real rock music and actually a
real rock star here on Rock ninety five to five.
His name is Walt, plays the keys in.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
A band that we call Stabbing Westward.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Thank you, you're welcome. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Walt, take note of who's a real fan here and
who isn't, who's just opposer talking?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
And then the word that you know.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
You're leading up to just dances away every day life.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I don't because I know Stabbing Westward. But let's talk
about real movies. The horse Whisper
Hi, you wont Chicago Morning mash Pit Rock five jump in,
Good Morning lash Pit, Good Morning mosh Pit.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did you want to join us?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Michael, I'm trying to have phones.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I can't hear anything right now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Typically that's the thing we have. Good to go where
the show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Got the new cans and wasn't even ready.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
I know, fans are what we call headphones. To be
so clear, we're not talking about a rack new cans,
new cars in the studio.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Geeze, someone steals your headphones out of the studio, you
gotta buy new one. Shout out to However, did that
if you're listening, not bring that up.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yesterday when we were talking about people stealing from the office,
I forgot.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
You know that kind Well, they didn't steal them because
it was these ones that I'm wearing right now. But
they were gone from the studio for long enough that
I had to have our corporate chill replace them for me.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Wait, so I've left my nice ones at home.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I had to buy my own.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh have you did you ask anyone before hand?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
See, I like to ask questions.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, I don't want to be a problem, so I
just shut up and go do.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Whatever and I go, hey, I know that we were
a locally owned, really small mom and pop radio company,
but do we think we could find it in the
budget to get me the equipment that I need to
do my job?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And usually they go.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
No, eighty seven dollars, OK, how much they really have
to show out?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, they were able to figure it out.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
They got it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But also these just like mysteriously appeared back.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So maybe I was going to say, did you even
look any other studios at all?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm not going to anybody's studio, not there's something they're
absolutely in. Just another studio, did you I'm not even
allowed over in the what is that the Fred Show
over there?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, no, no, no, no, no, not that studio, the production studios
where you do every morning.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I didn't look. Why would somebody take them out of
this studio and put them over there and then leave
them over there?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm doing radio over there, and they needed headphones.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
In the commercial break, I will find Michael's headphones.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh my god, Yes, Maria Palmer, I'm I'm Michael, and you've.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Got a weather report coming up for us next.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Boy, we are having the best weather of our lives
right now. And I got good news. Good more good
news come in your way.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Next w C HI Weather with our air quote, meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Injected into my veins.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
What what specifically would you like in your veins? Michael,
all the sunshine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You are too scared of needles for that.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
It's true, app It's not the needle. It's not like
tattoo needles, so stay on the surface. It's the ones
that you feel just going in and keep going and
keep going. They're like right, all right, right, right right,
deep big needles. Those are the ones I don't find.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
When you feel like going in.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's like, okay, I get it, man, you know what.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I've been there, you know, Robert Orban said once, a
compliment is verbal sunshine. So thanks guys for all these
this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You wanted to go deep.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
A beautiful day, another beautiful day. And as I look forward,
you know, and through Sunday, it's gonna be gorgeous out
eighty the high basically every day, sunny days, it is perfect.
Right now, enjoy it. Beat it up because I just
saw a video pop across my Instagram feed that was
the River frozen and it said why a few months away?
And I was like, oh God, right.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It comes like, well, that's what I'm saying. Enjoy this now,
because it's perfect. We're about to have the most extended summer,
I hope.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So it would be awesome if it was just like
this for the next three months, if it were.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Just like this. The issue is that it's gonna.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Get cold one week and it's gonna be hot again
the next week.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And here's the problem. I'm already done.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You know, I've decided I'm down and out for the season.
My depression is kicked in. I just want to be
in my bed and scroll on my phone for hours
and every single day, and I feel guilty or doing
that when it's beautiful outside and I know I could
take a walk.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Am I gonna no open a window, sit on your
patio the American dream.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Don't tell me what to do. I want to lie
down in my bed and I want to scroll.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So here's what's about to happen. You're gonna hear about
these three deal dolls that magically appeared at NFL games
over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Ah some Bush for your Sunrise, Beautiful Bush, Beautiful Sunrise
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, were on the
Mary Mosh pad that we are one hundred everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
If that caught me off guard. But this also caught
some people off guard too. I know, I know, it's
sports music, sport.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I was gonna say, but hold on, I haven't checked
out yet.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, no, no, no, stay with me.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You're gonna love this one.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, that sounded so bad. I'm sure sorry. I sure
did not mean for it to sound that way.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I didn't think I was gonna say this, Parris, and
you might be even more interested. How many were there?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Three green dildos made their appearance. It's three different NFL games.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I gotta it's going to be crazy today.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ever, the manufacturer behind the green dildos has got to
be happy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Right I want to buy stalking that company?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Just so happy? Right now?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Where was this throne?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So? The first one was in Week one in Cleveland
as the Browns were playing the Bengals. The NFL, NFL.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
M NFL, the Men's National Football League.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I see what you did. Yeah, there is no women's
national football league.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That seems messed up.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It is. Yeah, yeah, you should start one.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
And it's almost like I should call attention to that
in a very funny way, like calling it the m NFL.
I'll think about that and consider it in the future
of Maris. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Can we get back to dildos focus, Jaguars and Bengals
saw a green dildough Yes, Buffalo Bills also saw a
green dildo, and.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Then the Bears Lions game in Detroit saw a green
dildo as well. And there's a myriad of questions. What what?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I saw a joke on the internet that I wanted
to repeat, but I don't think I can repeat it.
Let's keep our fcc uh. No, it was Caleb dropped
his mouth guard. Well, I wasn't going to repeat it.
That's why I was trying to ask about.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Don't come at my boy like I.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Wasn't coming at anybody. I saw the joke and I
thought it was inappropriate, and I was where.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You guys pushed me to say it. I blame you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
In the situation.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
This is crazy though they're they're multiplying, They are multiplying
at this point, somebody needs to make a Bingo card
and isolate each stadium.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And when you're on.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Top of something goes till now and you gotta.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yell it out when you win, You've already got four stadiums, knocked.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Out, knocked what where?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Which direction?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I hate this trend, but it's also really funny. It
is funny. It's just so stupid because it's also somebody
sitting in the crowd watching somebody pull out wait a
green dilly.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm watchingrowing in the.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Crowd, dude, and the entire crowd doesn't go, oh yeah
it was that guy. They're just laughing. Everybody's just laughing.
And then I don't know if you've seen any of
the live videos of the bounce on the turf when
it hits the ground, it's just but.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
You gotta do it on like a touchdown, right, because
you got to stand up with everybody. Yeah, and then
let it go because you didn't just stand up random.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So the bandit speaks out loud.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Time did you do?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
That's sleep as three kids and all of them are
seventeen years apart. One born in nineteen ninety eight, one
in two thousand and five, and one in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wow, you know, like planned kids.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I thought you're gonna say they were all named Flee
like George Foreman, or they were all seventeen George kids.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I had tripple.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Re separate mothers.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, you know if he was really busy. Yeah, yeah
he was.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
That's a fun rock fact.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Fun rock fact on Rock ninety high five. Now, what
time is it?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Time for some rock news?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
My god, look it up?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is that fun? How it all came together?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's what you're here for, all right?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Young Blood in both of my stories today. Nice, we'll
start with the negative one. Do you remember a band
called The Darkness?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah? I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, we don't have another work. Justin Hawkins, lead singer
of the Darkness, has come out and called young Blood
opposer for his Ozzy Osbourne tribute okay. He said the
criticism was of him at the Ozzie show and at
the vm A tribute, calling him a poser. He questions
why young Blood is being positioned as the heir to
(09:16):
Ozzie despite not being involved in the really important stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
No, man, I guess I asked Gazzie before he died,
when Ozzy was the one to pass that torch.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, that's the second part of my story.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Hawkins goes on in mox young Blood's appearance the Shirtless
leather Pants, Red Carpet Theatrics, which listen, did.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You ever see a rock star.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Say that we're they're all posers.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I don't need the bush. He's got his pants down
so low. I'm seeing bush.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay, it's about time equality.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
He goes on and describe a lot of female bush.
Give us some dude bush.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
dB uh.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
He goes on and mox or. He describes the whole
act as inauthentic it rock and roll scene through an
Instagram filter. He compares young Blood to a male stripper
or David Hasselhoff doing rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Somebody's jellous.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
What Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He's just successful. Sorry about it.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So, Michael, if he was a Ken Doll, would you
be okay? Ken doll with a bush? No hair?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What if he had a Brazilian Well, it's not.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
The not the unit that bothers me. I just don't
like the hair.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh okay, so fine ball dong for Mikey.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, wood floor, no carpet, man, I haven't seen linoleum
for a long time. We had that growing up. I
remember my parents wouldn't pick linoleum in the nineties, Like
what kind should he get?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Mine's marble?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And young Blood And another story, this is number two,
he shares the most beautiful thing Ozzie ever said to him. Mean, sorry,
go ahead, young Blood. There's the most beautiful thing Ozzie
ever said to him. Yeah, this is what he said.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And I like this.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I like this in life. I like this as a motto.
I like this for us on the show. Never compromise.
They'll get it later.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh yeah, I saw him. Yeah that's cute.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, young Blood said it changed his life. And if
you want more rock news or concert calendar or anything,
go to Rock nine to five to five.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
New artist bon Jovi full name Bonavis Jovius that is
living on a Prayer off their third album Slippery when Wet.
You're on Rock ninety five.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'm so glad we're playing more upcoming artists to stay current. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
A study found that eye drops could be able to
replace reading glasses. This is really cool. Doctors have developed
a special eye drop for people with long sightedness that
could replace the need for reading glasses or surgery.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
They say, you drop it in your eye and it
basically for a few hours, lubricate your eyes and hat
lets you seem like you normally should.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is that the only issue your eyes just need lube.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well, that helps with anything.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
But H.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Says you wouldn't have to be constantly lubricating your eyes though,
or even dropping the solution right before reading. It'll just
you do it twice a day and you don't need
glasses anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Oh, I don't necessarily hate that. Yeah. I do want
to see this.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh I know how it works though, all right, I
want to see.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
This in five years. I don't want it today. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm not gonna be the first. Yeah, so the first
people way blind? Yeah, the drops contain I'm gonna mess
this up. Filocaprine, a drug that constricts the pupils and
contracts the muscle that controls the shape of the eye's
lens to enable focus on objects at different distances.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Pretty interesting.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
There's gotta be weird long term effects though, because at
some point too, your eye's a muscle.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Longside of si longsidedness. Sorry, there's a joke there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Long side side effects.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, longsidedness, side effects.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Long side long term side effects.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, Because your eyes a muscle, so if you're making
it stretch all the time, it's kind of like when
people hy breaks ten yeah, or like when you get
a facelift too early, and then you have to get
like three more because you keep.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Pulling your skin back and then it just gets stretched.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Same kind of thing like, if you keep making your
eye use its muscles as muscles are going to get
weaker and weaker because you're over exerting them.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I would imagine, I don't know. I don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Ever, I don't know why I talk. Well, they don't either.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They don't know when it's going to be widely available
or if it will actually end up being I mean,
obviously got to go through a few more tests. But
in twenty twenty one, Vulity eye drops hit the market.
Those drops claim they could replace eyeglasses for people who
have trouble seeing close up. The medicine takes about fifteen
minutes to work, but the effects of sharper vision or
supposedly last up to ten hours. So there's already something
for you know whatever that's called close vision seeing close up.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
All I remember is we did an event with a
group that will not be named, and then immediately after
said event with eye drops, we had to let people
know not to use them.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh my god, Like you went out and gave them
away and stuff, and then you're like, no, actually.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I just have that back. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Dropping things in your eyes is quite a yeah, that's
quite a product.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So that's putting anything that someone gives me.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
This is cool.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I mean, if you don't like, you know, my thing.
If I glasses, I'd be breaking them all the time,
sitting on them, using them.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Strangely, I haven't broken my first pair.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
You are so much more responsible.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'll fall asleep too, So.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well give it a second nine fifty. If you know
anything about these eyedrops, let us know, or if you
would use them, or if you.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Have glasses, or if you've lost your glasses, or if
you have eyes, or if you have eyes, but we
don't want to be ablest.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Also if you don't have eyes on.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Now, here's five or so things with mares.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Why does he always drop his pants during this part
of the show.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's hot in the studio.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Three of the things dildas.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Those are NFL Stadium. That's gonna start with a guy
carjacking a car filled with nuns. Great way to go there,
way very much so. Car jacked the car of nuns
as they were leaving mass Nonetheless, hold held a gun.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
The less.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Held a gun to the godly women. It was a
toy gun, mind you, and then took off, led the
police on a chase and crashed the car. He got arrested.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I don't think nuns even have pockets. What was he
stealing the car?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Never uns need a stun gun a nun gun.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
A couple has a new way of getting presents at
the their wedding. They set up a QR code at
the bar. Oh that's incredible, they said, don't be tight,
pay for our flight. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I actually love that.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I would totally probably buy. I'd scan it at least
and look.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I rather do that than get a gift.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And it sounds like it went well because the couple
didn't say how much money they ended up getting, but
they said that their gifts were extremely generous.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I thought it was like a gift list. It's also
just donating. I think I'd almost rather do that than
try to find a card in a gift cash. Today
is a Mexican Independence Day, not to be confused with
Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, here you go.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yes, some of the September sixteenth is the day that
in eighteen ten, father Miguel Hidalgo y Castillo urged Mexicans
to rise up against the Spanish born ruling class.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I remember in t qua In today we could have
been celebrating.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well none of us, as Mexican, Michael say, we.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Will celebrate for them and with them, right, yeah, I
like a good celebration.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
We could. I think that you and I would be
part of the class that was maybe oppressing them.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Stay home for the time, in.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
The same way that the British aren't.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Hell, yeah, fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
She's not a keeper. If she puts a hatchet in.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Your head, well you're kind a keeper.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Gentleman was sleeping, his roommate was awake, woke into a
woman just moving around, and then he heard a very
loud slice. I don't like that. All hatchet was found
in his roommates. It's still alive, thankfully. Your Halloween costumes
crazy this year. When he reported what he heard, it
(17:44):
said it sounded like he was splitting wood. Okay, all right.
It was reportedly her boyfriend. I don't know how that's
not confirmed and was reportedly all. He's also reportedly missing
two fingers as well. I don't like any of this, Jesus,
I don't know which fingers. What we are into Halloween early.
You really upset her somehow, especially if she's going for
(18:04):
the fingers. She needs those. And if you're looking to
celebrate Day of the Dead, Da Danil Smuertos, Barbie and
Ken are getting transformed this year with Mattel Oh boy.
At Walmart, Amazon and Target. You can get Barbie four
under one hundred dollars and Ken for seventy five dollars.
And I did give it a gander. Doesn't look bad,
(18:27):
no cool, It looks accurate. Oh thank god, yes, it
was all right. It looks like they talk to the
right people to get those toys produced the right way.
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We don't have to have Barbie taking on racial tension.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
In America, so Barbie can celebrate good Yeah, good, that's
cool looking.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Actually yeah, they're very cool, very cool, well done, Mattel,
good jack.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Hell yeah. Anybody recognize this band metal Eca?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh? This is the metal metal Eca.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
They're new where are They're from South South America and
weird but news from Metal Eca. They're really really big
proponents of streaming music.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
They love it. They love the heart radio app.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
They love the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
All your favorite artists, all your favorite podcasts, all free.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
All in one app on Milwaukee talk Back.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
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Speaker 4 (19:36):
Rock ninety five five Chicago, those rack station. The Morning
mach Pit is on Maria Sports.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Nope, well in a way.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
In that it is bad news Bears and the Coast
of Sports and intends toy bad news with the Bears. Now,
this is a dear listener, if you're new here, this
is our news segment that the corporate shills required that
we have on the Morning mash Bit. But they all
who gave us the very clear instruction not to let
it bring the room down.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yikes.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
We don't want any negative feelings. And I don't know
if you've ever read the news headlines, but it's not
where you go for sundhiny Daisy, not at all until now.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
This is bad news.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Bears son accused of stabbing father to death.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
What was he wearing?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
That's what I'm saying. Maybe he was asking for it.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Tune dies after falling off highway overpass.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Be a freaker.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
If they lived, you know, then you have a whole
undead problem on your hands. And then you're fighting vampires.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Crash partially paralyzes seven year old Bengals fan. Oh, we'll
just hurt sub Yeah. I don't think I can even
joke about that one. But good thing.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
We're just staying positive, you know, positive or positive?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Actor charged with road rage.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
That's not new.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That is not that bad.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I got a feeling there's more coming to that.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
There is none. Okay, I think we're okay today.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You're done. There's nothing else.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No, we're good. Okay, this is bit put on. This
is bad news.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
We have a new Mario movie headed to theaters in
twenty twenty six. I'll tell you about it in nerd News. Next,
it is Sublime On Herack ninety five five, We are
the Morning Mash Pitt and Michael has a bizarre story today.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
This is a weird one. Elton John had his old
kneecaps baked into jewelry and it is exactly what you think.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
So he got a knee replacement.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
He had a double knee replacement last year and had
his kneecaps baked into jewelry. When the surgery got over,
he asked the surgeon can he keep the knee caps?
And the surgeon was like what and he's like, I mean,
I guess, and he says, quote, we baked them. We
had to bake them to dry them out. Then they
get raw like pummice stone, very porous. Then they have
(22:01):
to paint them with an acetate and then polish them.
Elton's right knee cap was turned into a cold plated
necklace that looks like an old artifact from Egypt.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Uh Elton John always been a big fan of rawbones.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh wow, Wow, that's what you were dancing for.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
True?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Uh me too. To be clear.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It also has an engraved phrase in Latin on the
back of it that translates to I will no longer
bow to any.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Man, okay a mob boss.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
His left knee cap was smaller, so they turned it
into a gold brooch. Of course it would be a brooch.
Is looking at pictures of him on here, like current pictures,
and I was like, that is the same outfit my
grandma used to wear.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The Elton's done his retirement tour. He's not going back.
He's done Elton gone tour.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, much to your kneecaps.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah it could be a short residency. I don't care,
go do something you're you're just designing knee caps and
I have nothing but pain in my legs right now.
I am so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
But you know what I have is my wisdom teeth,
and I'm starting to get a whole bunch of inspiration
because I kept those bad boys.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Remember necklaces brought him in? Could that be like our
Christmas present this year? Is you give us some cool.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Necklace you wear my wisdom teeth?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
No, I would have looked cool.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Why why?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
How do you make it look like wearing a human
tooth around? Well, could be carved into something else? Tooth?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Or what are you going to make it? A brooch? Oh? Okay,
broch with a broch?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Do you think you wouldn't look damn sexy with a broch?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Me so hot, me and my graphic te's and a brooch? Yeah, no,
that's not gonna go. No.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
By the way, people do save a lot of weird things.
Like I've had my appendix out and someone told me
that they saved their appendix and.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
A little jar or I would absolutely do that.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
My mom saved my first poop as a baby.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Well that's a different thing.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Well, I just mean like people saved.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Into him, No, she still has it.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I think, all right, this is crazy if I.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Can't tell if you're being serious, I mean serious.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I was a firstborn, like my parents, wild with me
a lot.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
If if I end up doing if I end up
growing some more bones in my knee, I'll save them.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
In Yeah, and you, that would be killer.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I make sure I passed these along.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You probably wouldn't wear a Maria bone, but I would
wear a Maras bone.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
But you just said I would wear my bosom too.
Now you're going back on that.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
I don't want to spend all this time and money
getting my wisdom teeth made into beautiful jewelry for you,
ungrateful sons of bitches.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I'm not being grateful. I don't want to be walking
down Michigan Avenue and somebody goes, yeah, he's a cannibal.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
It would be made into jewels if it was like
a little polished. What if I turned it into a
needle tetle.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
A little ninja turtlehead, come on, tooth and into I
couldn't hit the music fast.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Enough, a little knee age tooth and.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
You never save any weird things like your kneecaps.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Crazy bosses have moldered cuplinks.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That's cool. Actually, couplens, that's what we're going with.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh would you do couplinks? No, But if they were
needle tele.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Couplings, they're not gonna be needle title because needle tetle
is not a real thing.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I don't know what a needle title is.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Nobody needle title. And it is a really popular show.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Now here's a bit only there. It is that time
you want to go see popa roach and rise against
on the Rise of the Road tour. We've been talking
about this one a while. Yeah, and you're gonna be
there when you're Collared ten. You're going to join them
in under Oath September twenty seventh at the Credit Union.
Want Amphitheater just needs you to play a fun little
(25:52):
game with us. It's fun to the head. You answer
trivia questions, you take us hostage, we can provide you
a save, and we get shot with nerve guns. Fun
for all here on Rock ninety five five. But we're
missing you eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
b Collar ten Michael.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Eight four four nine five five ninety five Yo yo
yo yo.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, Nope, was so mad Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
That was cherot fund to the Head on Rock Teddy
five five. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are
we speaking with Catherine?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
My good? Helloay Catherine, how are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hell are you guys?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
We're doing fantastic. Welcome to fun to the Head. This
is our lovely trivia game where you answer questions, take
one of us hostage to provide you a save if
you don't know the answer to a question, and we
get shot with nerve darts. Unless you're Michael, who just
shoots himself for no reason. I didn't know there was cocked.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh, there's a reason. I give him.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Reason, always a reason with him. But Catherine, the first
decision you have to make is who do you want
to take hostage? Myself, Michael or Murphria.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm gonna just marriage my nerd guy.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah that's right. Actually, Hi, praise. We're gonna get you
these tickets today, Catherine. Who's got questions? I got questions,
he's got questions. I got the music bed, let's go.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Okay, Catherine, what is the main ingredient in guacamole?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
That would be an avocado also called yeah shabaka what
is that?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's a mean you have to be cool to get
at me and Katherine are cool.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Sorry, I don't get it either.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We're old Catherine about this one, about this one? Quawk ah, molly,
quack quack Catherine does what's up? Okay? Next question?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Can I give myself fun to the Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:58):
You know what, I'll just do it all right, Catherine,
name the TV channel you would have to go to
in order to watch t r L oh t r
O yep, five yep and TV it is wow.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
The hesitation there was a little word Catherine total request.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Live well c tr It was a throw for me. Wait,
I was gonna say, since me and Catherine are pretty
Internet savvy, t r L wasn't It was.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Question?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Okay, Katherine, Hey you guys, I'm trying to talk to Katherine.
Thank you, Catherine. Which instrument has eighty eight keys?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Is that a piano?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
It is.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
The clean sweet but my hatter request?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Ye gotcha?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Shoot a.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Cat.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's Michael Catherine.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I knew.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I knew as soon as she dropped free shivaka do
this is a good one.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Tell me about it off air because I feel like,
but Catherine, you were all set, You're gonna go see
Papa Roach, rise against and under oath on the Rise
of the Roach Tour. Who are you excited to see?
Out of those three, probably rise.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Against the most. But I also have a special place
my heart for Papa Roach.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
My life into pizzas. This is my plastic for.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
You know, yeah, there is pop culture.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Catherine.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I like her so much.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I think you just became best friends with Marie.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Now you don't want that, okay, so you wouldn't know
what that's like. You really can't give recommendations when we're
the other, just like.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
You are all set. You will be in the building
for the Rise of the Roach Tour on September twenty
seventh at Credit Union one Ampathy everybody else. You'll get
your tickets at livenation dot com. It is rock Knack.
We are the Morning Mash Pitch and we love to
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hear from you eight four four ninety five fifty text
us all of your insane thoughts of the day, Maria.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Although I do wish we could just talk person to
person and take all the technology out of it, because
as we know, anything you can you say.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Words are hard. You say can and will be.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Used against you in the inevitable human verses.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
The front of the inevitable robot war way to get
out of that one?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, well you know he's limp.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Listen, sometimes we trip out the game. That's fine.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Reading aloud can stress kids out, obviously, especially if they're
a little nervous in general.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
They don't like speaking.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh at school, you remember some of the kids. I
felt so bad for them because it wasn't even like
they couldn't read. It was just that they'd fall down
or if they had like a stutter.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh, so sad. A new study says that social robots
might help ease the anxiety. What yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Researchers found that when they had children read to a
robot named Misty, the kids had calmer heart rates, steadier voices,
and cooler facial temperatures compared to reading to a human adult.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Couldn't this just be a dummy?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Couldn't this just be a parent, a friend.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Or being judged by a human? I think for what
you're doing is different because probably these kids are gonna
be growing up on robots.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
You're looking at screens that you're so used to being
involved with technology that it doesn't come across as a human.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
We used to read in groups, so like instead of
like reading to the entire class, it'd be like four
of us, we'd all do a page and then we
just rotate. And I found that immensely easier than reading
in front of the classroom. And it's just something that what.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I have, even when I was really young, I've really
I've had anxiety my whole life. I can I deal
with it now, it's fine. But when I was young,
and even now, my handshake because I have anxiety. And
when I was young, they had me come up in
front of the class to read, and I had a
piece of paper in my hands. Oh, this is one
of the most shocking, like horrible things and that I
look back on that affected me, And this is what
it was like me up there.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Just yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
And the more nervous you get, the worse it gets.
And I'm to the point where I'm trying to like
like anchor my elbows. And I know everybody's watching what
we should not be having kids.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Get up in front of classes and read.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Well, they have to practice, No, they don't, because at
some point they're going to have to speak publicly in
some way.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I totally get it, though.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
That's a super anxiety inducing thing, and I could see
why talking to a robot might be easier.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Yeah, I do, especially because one student literally said, even
when I made a mistake, I knew it couldn't be
mad at me.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So that's what's interesting. But again, a dummy could.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Work for this, or just someone that the kid more
not intimately knows, but yeah, literally intimately knows.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I get the nerves. But it was never oh I'm
going to be mad at you. It was childhood. It
was your friends all cracking on each other because none
of us could read. There literally learning right.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
There have to be obstacles, you know. You can't just
like have workarounds for everything. That's kind of the point
of school is like, yep, you're going to get nervous.
That's why we're doing this in third grade mistakes.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
The good teachers who would be like, okay, Quincy, you're
gonna make fun of Michael. You're reading next, and then
Quincy would stumble through the whole thing, right, and then
it sets the tone for the rest of the class like, hey,
we don't know how to read, right.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
We all suck.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I can fix this whole thing, okay, robot teachers, Okay.
Then the kids aren't afraid to speak in front of them.
They have amputer death of knowledge. Yeah, and then just
around the room.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
And that's how they get to you become dependent on robots.
And then when you have to actually deal with a
human in real life, you're really off put when they
don't give you the programmed reaction that you expected to receive.
And then you're off put by a simple smile or
a laugh where it's not supposed to be placed.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And then you crumble because you're a weakling. You're a
week week weekling.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Agains.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
They win the inevitable human versus Robot war.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
How actually doesn't have any bells anymore. Lucifer just prefers
if you text him when you're outside the gates the
morning mosh been on Rock ninety five five. Boys, What
are we doing?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, comme back? Maybe shut up? I look at that.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I rolled day by day shut out yesterday from your
World series Witte really.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
No four nothing.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
They beat the Pirates and play again tonight at five
with a big pitching line up here Kate Horton versus
Paul Skemes Tonight two of the best youngest pitchers in
the MLB will go head to head.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Don't do it. Leave it alone? What just leave it alone?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
The best youngest pitchers going ahead.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Somebody's got to catch the socks lost to the Orioles,
Baltimore Orioles yesterday for to one.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
What is it we say Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore. I'm saying Baltimore, Yeah,
because you're not from there. The White Sox play Baltimore today.
That's Baltimore because there was a team in the B
A L T I M O R E.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
S six forty also correct. We got some bad news yesterday, dude.
I saw this. Jalen Johnson injured in the game yes
or Sunday with the Lions. Cornerback for the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yes, yes, that's cornerback.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's the guy in the back corner in a spot
where we.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Don't have a lot of weight in.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
That's that position at the corner.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Out for the season. God damn it. They thought it
was his groin that was upset during the pre season.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Jalen's Johnson.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
This is very sad news. I hate you trying to
do a serious sports before here.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Was Michael Nummy. That was Michael Nummy.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I saw it.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I'm telling your listener. It's not always about you can.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Not get any better for the Bears?
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
What's going on? What is the deal? So I'm going
to say this, so many seasons has it been this way?
I'm going to say this as politely as possible. I
believe in Ben Johnson. I think he.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Will What about Jalen's Johnson stopping a lot of Johnson
on this.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I do believe with time he will get the Bears
where they need to be.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Just like all the other wasn't going to be the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Of course, right off the bat, there's still key pieces
missing in Ben Johnson's team.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Now there's more pieces missing now Chicago, it's the Chicago Bears, Like, come.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
On, maybe we should be in the Chicago Johnson's.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
If we win, I don't care well the way that
dildos are going around.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Did Land on our field, the Chicago Johnson's we play hard.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Maria come on some so turns out next year.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
That's a great idea. If we're going to yes engaged
in sports, all we have to do is talk about
john Someone with the last name Johnson okay, I think
we can arrange at Johnson appearance every sports break so
that Maria can stay entertained.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I would love that from the m NFL. Edwardes that
word and the Boys of Pearl jam with dark Matter
on Rock ninety.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Five five searchers discovered ghost ship that sank in Lake
Michigan almost one hundred and forty years ago. After decades
of scouring the bottom of Like Michigan, searchers have finally
found the wreckage of what they're calling a ghost ship
that sank during a ferocious storm almost one hundred and
forty years ago off the Wisconsin coastline.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
We need Gordon Lightfoot now more than ever.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
According to the announcement, the team found the ship off
Bailey's Harbor, a town of about two hundred and eighty
people on Wisconsin's door peninsula and outcropping of land jetting
into Lake Michigan that gives the state its distinctive mitten
thumb shape.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Who's Gordon?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
He wrote the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Jesus think we know anything about that?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I don know the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
No, you Plebeian swine to Catholic school to public school.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It is so Midwestern.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
That's insane, said, is not a Catholic thing at all.
It was in Lake Superior, I think it was Lake Sperior,
and there was a ship. It was called you guessed it,
the Edmund Fitzgerald Crazy. It was a big old barge
and it was like transporting I don't know, coal or something.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
And there was a big old storm and it sank
this giant barge, which was weird to happen on a
great lake. And so it got a folks song written
about it. Anyway, that's our tangent, Mike.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
It's weird to think that ships are sinking in the lake.
Like I don't think of lakes. Where I grew up.
There was big lakes, but nothing like this.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
This is like shape.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
This is like a great lake.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
They say.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
The Wisconsin Underwater Archaeology Association has discovered five wrecks in
the last three years. Earlier, in twenty twenty five, the
group found the steamer LW. Craine in the Fox River
at Oshkosh, Wisconsin, as well as a tugboat John Evanston
and schooner Margaret A. Mrr off Algoma, Wisconsin. What's going
on in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I sound like we got a bunch of bored, rich
people in Wisconsin sinking boats for fun.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Exsition, Maybe invest in their football.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
The Great Lakes are home to anywhere from six thousand
to ten thousand shipwrecks. That's wild. Yeah, up to ten thousand,
six thousand to ten thousand.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yeah, yes, yeah, but that's also only because they're checking
in the water, Like if you looked on land, you
wouldn't find even half of those ships.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
That's true. A good point.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
She makes a good point.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I've ever listened to a political debate. That's what they
sound like.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Oh my god, talk about a shipwreck.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, that's for you. I'm like.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Some unfortunate news this morning.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Robert Redford, the Oscar winning actor, has passed away at
the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Thank thank you, Robert for the weird puberty. I watched
horse Bit Whisper Weird really young, and it did some
things to me and all the time.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh boy, Oh that's a confession.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
That's a confession that I have talked about in depth
on our podcast Loopers.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
By the way, eighty nine, good run, this is a
great run. Yeah, that's a long life.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, And he was hot the entire time.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I think. I think about Robert Redford for a lot
of his old movies, but then he was in MCU.
He was like a Secretary of State role. Yeah, you
would argue with Nick Feury all the time.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So I think about him and The Horse Whisper.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Michael.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I don't know a damn movie he was in.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We should watch The Horse Whisper.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Bunch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. You're gonna watch that
by yourself. We're all I'm not sitting in a room
with you. Yeah, wow, No, and do.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Some Propose was a good movie?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
So was look up this movie that hated the Horse Whisper?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Okay, Hi to did all right?
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Text time, Let's go away eight four four five ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's eight four four nine five five you know the rest.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Let's get into the text we're talking about. I dropped
this morning. That could be replacing glasses for far sightedness
from the three three seven I lube you said nobody
left Didny's place wearing glasses?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
What faking the three one two?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
This one's for Maria, Maria, where did you learn math? Oh,
two thousand and five or nineteen ninety eight to two
thousand and five is seven years unless I misheard you.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh yes, sorry, I'm at nineteen eighty eight. Flease.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
First child born in nineteen eighty eight, and then the
next one in two thousand and five, and the next
one twenty twenty two, making them all seventeen years apart.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
It's interesting, I know from the two one nine. You
guys need to give young Blood some airtime. Wasn't I
just this this morning? I mean, the guy is on
the come up.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
He is, but we are currently busy playing other independent artists.
If you've heard of Bon Bon Jove, that's a new one.
They should be on here. You ought to know this.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
He goes on and says his concert at the Riviera
was one of the best I've ever been to. This
you went to that concert. I wanted to go to
that concert. But the tickets are four hundred dollars apiece. Yeah,
that's really cool, he says, especially now that he's teaming
up with Steven Tyler. They have a new song coming out.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
It's like only a matter of time until you hear
young Blood on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
It's bound happen.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
From the seven oh six, Good morning guys, Maris, Maria
and Michael are right. I identify myself as a pregnant
single mother of three, three furry babies. Can I get
some tickets? Just joking, but I would love to get
a Maria autographed picture.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
The picture.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Even better, but also should make it some version serious.
Just come to it first day live. Yeah, I'll sign whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Or a self a dressed stunt envelope. So she's pregnant.
I don't think she's gonna become the their.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
State of life, she says. She identified.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
It's a lot identifying as pregnant.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
It's a live trying to get tickets.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I'm sorry anyway.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
From the seven awaight, what kind of movies do pirates watch?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh oh? Eating rated.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well done?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Well, you would think, but it actually be NC seventeen.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
So a little shocking thing this morning. People have been
saving things for years?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Elton John baked his knee caps and turned him into jewelry.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yes, bizarre.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
I was saying, like I had a friend that saved
their appendix. My mom saved my first little turd as
a baby.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
That Fred Collin lets know his daughter saved scabs.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
I save empt again the scab pile in the top drawer.
We don't have time to get into the scab pile.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Oh we got something good here from the six three zero.
My mom saved our umbilical cords. Can I remember coming
across it when I was eight? It looked like a
bag of poop. It was in a bag. Send me
a jar.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
People eat that now, stop stop set the placenta.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
That's horrific.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, it's like a thing.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
I mean it's I mean, cows do it. I got
I was going to say it happens in nature.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
It's supposed to have like a lot of vitamins and stuff,
and like it's supposed to really help with postpartum depression.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
That part.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yeah, and the last one finally five O three, which
I know that's Portland. That's Oregon. Oh no, as they
say here, it's really Oregon. Maria, I would wear your
wisdom teeth with pride and on a.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
So Maria's gonna fashion her wisdom teeth into next time.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
You guys are going to wear them, should be a
singular guy. I'll wear it.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Fine, Okay, If you don't want a necklace, how would
you wear it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
You want a ring? No, that'd be kind of what
do you want? No, you're getting the tooth. How do
you want the tooth?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
But it's the wisdom.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm not asking whether or not you want it. You're
getting the tooth. How do you want it? How do
you want my bones?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
You can always text us a four four nine ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Say it again? No, no, no, no, not you, Mike, that's
a four four ve finish at Maria, Maria's bones.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I know, room man.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Remember roaming charges, Oh my god, and how those turned
out to be just a lie.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
They didn't actually need to charge us more at all.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
It's like we're watching where you are long distance, charge
you more? Oh, or if you've.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Got a foreign country and had a call with someone
for like ten minutes, Yeah, like a four hundred dollars
bill or something crazy.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Let's break down price per text.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, yeah, And there was no reason.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
There's no reason, absolutely no reason.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
You know what I think the equivalent is in this
day and age, storage space they're doing this sick oh storage,
Sure you don't need to charges for that.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I just pay nine ninety nine for the cloud each month.
I never run out of storage.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I do you do I have every single month?
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah, you pay nine ninety Well I.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Think I do the nine ninety nine. But it's a
month storage.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
How do you run out? It's a cloud, that's a
whole point. Yeah, there's enough space, like you only get
in like a few terabytes in the clouds. They get
that on purpose so they can charge you more. Yep, yeah, yep, yep,
you are real. And we should have known when they
were like, oh yeah, nights and weekend it's completely free.
We can do this for you, just a specific times.
That was the big thing, right some weekends. And all
(46:03):
that ended up being was I'll call you after seven.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Day. I use the phone after six. Yeah, like I
wish some of these paragraph writers and text messages had
to deal with what we had to deal with in
the way.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
Oh my god, I was about to say, no, you
pressed that ass for.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Press as.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Those the day. Did you ever watch All in the Family?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah, yeah, did you know? I was very My parents
are very strict at things I want. Was like like
a naked night thing.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I was gonna say that wouldn't that would have been
in the U in the repertoire.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
They would have approved.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
I was busy with veggie tails, so.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Broca Maris loves.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
That's me sighing over here, never seen. I'd like to
return us to some real rock music and actually a
real rock star here on Rock ninety five to five.
His name is Walt, plays the keys in.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
A band that we call Stabbing Westward.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Thank you, you're welcome. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Walt, take note of who's a real fan here and
who isn't, who's just opposer talking?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
And then the word that you know.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
You're leading up to just dances away every day life.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I don't because I know Stabbing Westward. But let's talk
about real movies. The horse Whisper
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