Football Trades, Ice in Beer, and The Black Parade

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh yeah, new music from Breaking Benjamin to kick Out?
Can you who gave him the belt?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes? The baby from him? No, take it from I
get it. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
So that song was called awake It. Oh my god, guys,
there's gonna be a homicide.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Look, don't do that. My Chemical Romances tonight, guys, we
are all very excited. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Can I tell them though, that was Breaking Benjamin Awaken
off their upcoming seventh untitled album. We don't know when
that's going to be released yet, but we'll keep you
updated on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
God, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm Maris, I'm my Chemical Romance Michael.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, Mike, I can't tell you how perfect life is
right now?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, we got this sexy ass concert tonight.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Sounds like you can tell us we got I know.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh, oh, say some.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And before we get too far down the line, hey,
Green Bay, just don't mean nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't want to hear you chirping. I don't want
to hear anything. This big trade happening.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Technically I mean something. Yeah, it does mean something that
that boy can block you know what. I don't know.
I don't care okay, we'll talk about it in sports.
I can't. I have so much to say.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know you do.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I know you're holding back right now. Is why you
were just sitting there like that. But also, yeah, it's
free fight.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Not now.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh no, that's just a reminder.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Look, that's what a chainsaw sounds like.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
If you want to talk to Katie, cool, go ahead
and call in Michael the number.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Police eight four four ninety five fifty if you missed it,
that's a four four five.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
By the way, same number for falling in reverse tickens.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Also, let's not throw Katie under the bus.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
If you can't win, call in.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
To talk to Katie.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh listen, look, Kate, Look they want to talk to Katie.
They could talk to Katie.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
You got to Katie. You can't keep Katie on the
line for ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You got you got thirty seconds to talk to Katie
if you want to talk to her.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
First person to call in for falling in reverse tickets
you want them, you can have them right now.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
This is a real solicit. Yeah, so this is it's.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Not for the chainsaw, not for the chase.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We were just playing the change.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
This isn't going to confuse announce to remind you.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Good luck, Katie, figure it out.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Anyway, calling in reverse eight four four ninety five fifty
call now to win your tickets. Mikey, what's that number?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Eight four four boo boo boop, ninety five fifty Very good.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And we got weather next.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, oh my god, get ready, we got good weather next.
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
W c HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Three cheers for sweet weather.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I love that it's gonna be fun. You remember Lollapaloo's
a weekend?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
How nice that was?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, basically the same thing today, Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
Matter of fact, Friday seventy one, Saturday seventy five, Sunday
seventy nine, and Monday eighty degrees mostly sunny for the
entire weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
To get the kind of a nice heat crescendo.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
God in the next week the Heiser in the sixties. Oh,
I don't know what you're talking about with this false fall.
It feels like it is not false.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know that it feels that way.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Have we liked to you, No, No, you guys are
always right. Have we told you something that hasn't come true? No?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
No, especially about the Cubs falling apart after the All
Star break.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
The present moment is the only thing that's real for Michael.
If it's sunny outside, he's like, Wow, it's sunny here
all the time. If it's outside, he's like, wow, it's
cloudy outside all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yes, very much. A matter of fact. Hang on, let
me take a piece while you do that. Mostly sunny,
beautiful sunrise out there.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Wow, it's always like that.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
The sunrise is always nice all the time of day.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Shout out to Jake from Glendale High t won those
tickets to Falling in Reverse. Have a great time tomorrow
rock and roll because it's packed weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
What was less like a perm more like a phlem gargle,
a little roll. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, Falling in the Verse Credit Union Ample Theater tomorrow night.
It's going to be a packed weekend, lots of rock shows.
It's kind of fun. People are going to be drinking
beer all.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Week It sounds weird people and some people are going
to be drinking beer with ice.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah they are, all right.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't know. I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, I'm down for it.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
We'll talk well. I don't want to water your beer. Okay,
we'll talk about rock ninety five five Rocket.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Doors tonight for the big My Chemical Romance show at
six o'clock and then opening for My Chemical Romance cand
picked by the band Devo.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
It real good.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
We were just talking about off the air. We gotta
we want to make it for at least Whip It.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, like we want to.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
We'll be there for all of My Chemical Romance, But
what time do we got to get there to just
see Whip It?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And then six and.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
My Chemical Romance, by the way, gonna play forty five
doors open at six yeah, so yeah, it starts at seven. Yeah, yeah,
so we'd really get to see it seven, okay, forty five.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So here's here's the chaos part of it.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's going to be insane, especially if you're trying to
uber over there. So that earlier the better, because I
was trying to just get home yesterday after work and
it was packed all around soldiers.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
We'll be ubering.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fan of going late, I.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Would say, uber to a point where you can walk.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Well, I'm gonna need an uber after all the drink,
and I'm gonna do tonight.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Because exciting the soldier, right, Yeah, Okay, you know how
to do the walk through the park?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
No? Maybe not?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is it under the little overpass thing there? Yeah? By
the music? Yeah, okay, I know, just do that.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, it'll Yeah, we could walk there from my place.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It would just be a cross Grant Park. Oh, it's
an hour.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Listen, it's forty five.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'll take it for forty four.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is the head of the orienteering team at West Points.
So I'm pretty sure genetically I can just find my
sense of direction. Right.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
What are you guys drinking tonight? You have a thought
about here? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Beer gets put into my hand inevitably by one of
my friends.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Can I express a problem I have? I drink IPAs.
I don't care what you say about it is a problem.
The problem is with IPAs is once they warm up
a little bit, Yeah, they get undrinkable, drink faster.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's one of the problems.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, that's the problem with ideas too. It's six point
nine percent alcohol. If I drink faster, I'm pounding these things.
Oh are you pounding it? And then I'm drunk?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
But chug those beer. Maybe you should try putting ice
in it. It keeps get out of it getting warm.
So that's a new trend.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
It just seems wrong kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
And that's what a lot of people all are saying,
is that if you horrified, They're like, this seems disgusting.
But also no, it doesn't. I don't know that sounds delicious.
I would I put. I like to put ice and
wine too. I'm also a sacrilegious kind of.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Teen ice and wine. And I get it.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I have do an uncle who notoriously, uh did
do the ice and beer thing, and I just never
questioned it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I just allowed it.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
And then when I heard it again, I was like,
you know what, do what you gotta do, as long
as you're enjoying your beer, and do what I'm gonna
I've gotten to a point where I kind of enjoy
a lukewarm beer as long as it is, as long
as it's a tasty flavor that I enjoy, I don't
mind it.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
See, I'm not enjoying any flavor of beer. We're drinking
it to serve a purpose.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Not that makes sense because you like old style, so yeah,
that tracks.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I actually like old style, so it but.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's almost like a timer for me.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right, you get the first few SIPs in, it's a
freshing right now, and then by the time it's a
little warm, it's like it's almost new beer time. And
then it's like, okay, it's new beer time, slams and
let's go get another.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
One, especially at a stadium when they're giving you like
those twenty ounce cans and then you're drinking like this
extra large beer that is going to get warm. Let
me put some mice in it. That's an okay thing,
and don't judge me for that. And also like it's
all right if it's a little bit diluted. This is
American beer. It's diluted.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well that The thing about that I've learned is if
you drink the diluted beer the course lights and stuff it,
you know, you can drink a lot more of them
that you can imagined sessionable tonight.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Are you ready? Hold on?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh no way, that's that's exactly what I was gonna play.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It was literally job. We didn't play that.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think right now, you guys have to kiss.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Now, here's five or so things with mares.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Too cool?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's in the seventies straight and another influencer has been
caught trying to reach this cannibal tribe in New Guinea.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
And after all the warnings got up on the boat,
they saw them.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
They threatened him with spears, and I love it spears.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
The chief supportedly reportedly offered a peace offering of a
bag of salt. And now everybody is coming at the
TikToker going, hey, stop exploiting these indigenous people.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
For clicks, like stop bothering them, agreed. And so it's
just wild that they would even try, because if you
got on the island.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
We'd never see you again and we wouldn't even ask
questions or worry about it.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I just like them.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
When they get close enough, it's like all spears, like
welcome stranger.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
They're like, you know what, I want to go back
the other way.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I also do think though, that it is funny that
this tribe is cannibals. They are cannibals, and we're worried
about exploiting the cannibals.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Actually, you know what, let all the influencers.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
As a percent agree that like live and let die.
But also they do eat people. So I'm kind of
like not worried that much about exploiting them.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Without going too far into this because we've only gotten
the one thing.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't We don't know what the the how they
do it.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, they're eating older people or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Maybe it's just pieces of people.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do you think that that's what they're doing. Do you
think that they're waiting until these people die.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Of Maridge and then there? Do you want to go
to Papua New Guinea.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I just want to know, get you what's happening.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And find out.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I am so sure that this tribe is not the cannibals.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm Mason this, Yeah, Maria, go and find out.
I'm not going fine.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I think it's funny roading reporter, very very quickly, I
got four other things to get to. Nudist resort is
up for sale for one point eight million dollars in Cleveland, Georgia.
Forty two acres are available for you to p It
is a thriving community bodycam of police officers playing with

(11:04):
sex toys and objects after a drug bust has been caught.
The woman claims that this helped aid her divorce and
is now or going back to the police department who
did compensate her for mistreatment of her property. She got
four thousand dollars and four seven hundred dollars out of this,
But now she's going back because she is claiming that

(11:25):
this was a big.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Part of her divorce.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
A team in California will not be playing on their
three million dollar football stadium because they had a botched
fireworks show that scorched the turf and now they're looking.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
The grass turf not very different, I'm sorry, very different.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
So they're not going to be playing at home all
after they won their first championship and fifty years and
six flats Great America. I'm going to give away two
tickets you want to go eight four four nine five
ninety five fifty. You're also going to get qualified for
that lovely gold pass when you become a season ticket holder.

(12:09):
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where you get to experience over forty plus parks, so
many roller coasters, so many water slides. I want you
to take it all in. Eight four four five ninety
five fifty. Did you book her ticket to Papua New Guinea?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Did you say take it all in?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I volunteer to be substracted over here.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
We know you just want to be eating someone's got fucker.
It is the morning Mashpin. We want to shout out
Greg from Midlothian. He got up here at tickets to
six Flags.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Arms up. What are we doing tonight, guys? Damn we
are see.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
The iconic in the in the name of the brother,
the other brother, the curly hair guitar, the short guitars,
and the drummer that I'm not really familiar with yet,
because I was, yeah that in that one. My Chemical
Romance is coming to Chicago, and I am coming.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
They're here to Chemical Romance. They are in town. They
are probably in a hotel within a few blocks of us.
Are probably.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Because they are sleeping.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I saw some British fellas walking around yesterday downtown.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Did you tell them I'm single?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Well?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I was just like these guys got it because they
looked super British. They had like high high water pants on,
and I was like, they gotta be with Oasis or something.
And I thought about going up and being like, hey,
are you in a band? But I don't want to
be that.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Guy or I would. They could be bad.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
They looked European traveling.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
We also live in.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Chicago, a world class city.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Big old That's true.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
People just coming on over here.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I don't know, he looks like he was in a band.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, I'd suspenders in high Waters and he's like seven,
you know what, lumineers or tomorrow night just.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
To a stop clap and see if all of a.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sudden, just a bunch of bear feet just start to happen.
But tonight, Yeah, what are you guys most excited about tonight?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oh my god, all of it. I've never been to
a Michem show. This is actually like kind of a
life long dream being realized for me. This is like
part of the reason that I got into radio, other
than radio came to me first and I was like, yes.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Please, crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
It came first, but we heard the stories. I mean no,
but no, so like I just wanted to be around
all the music and all that little, you know, lifestyle stuff,
and then like the concerts I was kind of too
shy to go to because I felt undeserving. I know,
it's stupid, doesn't matter. But now I get to go

(14:54):
to one that like seventh grade me would die if
she knew this was my future.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I tell you something.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, during the original Black Parade tour, when that band
to go back and hang out backstage, after the show
with the entire band for about an hour.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
This is amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
It was I would cry.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Heres, can I tell you something?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
They go on stage and they are a rock and
roll band. Right off stage they are soft spoken.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, calm sweet men.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I want to know how I know. I've stocked
every single interview that they've ever given.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
I was in sixth They did tell me to say
hi to you, Maria.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
It's a future thought. It's a future thought.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
They I was a child, and that would be weird.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I'm pumped because I saw them at riot Fest and
it was right after they came back. The energy was
so big and there was just a swell pushing to
the stage. So every song they had to stop and
be like, hey guys, back up, back up, back up.
This person is getting squished. This person is getting squished,
and it just kind of like there was no flow

(16:05):
to the show.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
So like you're getting into the song and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, and it's like, hey guys, back.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Up, back up, back up, back up, and I'm like,
all right, is there a bigger Oh sorry, go ahead,
and then you could get back into it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
But yeah, I'm just looking forward to like a solid
show tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Is there a bigger emo band than Mike Him? Is
there another band that that's an emo band, an emo
ish that could sell out Soldier Field AND's cheapest tickets
are three hundred dollars apiece?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
There is an argument to be made for Fallout Boy.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
That's true too. Yeah, I didn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
But I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know
that they'd be the two biggest though, Yeah I would.
I'd say Mikem's probably number one, and follow Boy maybe number.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
We'll be out there tonight, Paramore. If you see us,
make sure you come say hi. We're gonna have a
lot of fun, Lots of drinks will be had, a
lot of music will be screamed.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
We're gonna dress like emo kids. That's right, and that
is how Alanis Morrison tells people fun facts. She calls
them the you auto knows. This morning on Rock and
ninety five boys, what are we doing sport?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
A single teer is running down my cheek right now,
as I stayed up till eleven o'clock last night to
watch a three to three tied Cubs game until the
Giants walked it off and got the Cubs got swept.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, yeah, Giants versus Cubs. Listen, they didn't stand a chance.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
This is no joking matter. We got problems.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
How could a Cub company?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
You're complaining regularly you're still in the one seed in
the wild Card?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
We got as this last game where one we have
one game lead in the NL old.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I think that's what you need to focus on.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Who gives a crap? Does any team that wins the
wild Card ever go on and win the World Series?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Let's be honest, I would say they do well in
the playoffs. I can't think of a team off the
top of my head. But hey, there's a question.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Can I ask you a question? Yeah? Does the team
that wins the wild Card play less games?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
No than a team? I swear to god, I heard
that somewhere. Maybe it was a different sport I found yesterday.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, the wild Card is definitely playing same games, especially
with said up goddamn it.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, all right, Well, clubs lost yesterday to the Giants
four to three and six and a half games behind Milwaukee.
The Yankees beat the bricks off the White Sox.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
They sure did.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
New York beat the White Sox ten to four, sending
their winning streak to five games. Meanwhile, the White Sox
fell forty eight and eighty six, cementing their spot near
the bottom of the league standings.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
All Right, and I don't know if you guys heard.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
But oh yeah, balls college football. Oh we got it
tonight with.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Texas, the u of I, University of Illinois shut up.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
The University of Illinois has Western Illinois in town at
Champagne Tonight is six thirty and then tomorrow Northwestern will
be playing two lane on the road and big noon
kickoff with Ohio State hosting Texas.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's gonna be right. Thank you, Ohio. I I'm sorry
I missed you. When you do that, you catch me
in a minute, and I just.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
But okay, well you're just not as into sports as
I am.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
And that's okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You know what I would like to toss the next
part of our sports reports to Maria.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Could you update us on the microparty's trade? Man that trade?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, and the way it's just I think it's kind
of sad in a way to just sort of put
your teammate out there and be like, no, you guys
can have them now. But they did it.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
They traded, okay, very quickly.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
This is the Reggie White trade all over again, and
I'll be anxious to see, isn't it The Green Bay's again,
obviously is better.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
But when we look up this morning the new odds
for the team to win the Super Bowl, I think
Green Bays in fifth or sixth place.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, crazy like? All right, the Lions are up there too.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
I want to see Jordan love Like continue to play well,
and then I'll believe.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
In that team up north.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I don't care me too, right, all right, big sports weekend,
big weekend altogether, horns.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Up the most important thing.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I gotta interrupt, job, I got it?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, did you take them?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Who's the quarterback for Texas if you ever play this game?
Is Steve Sarkanan. No, that's a coach, Colin Simmons.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Come on, Archie Manning there, let's go jobs Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
It is Incubus on Rock ninety five five. As Michael
would say, Autumn is in the air, and I'm very
much anticipating Incubus's new album.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
No date. They just said Autumn. I like that, Yeah,
an autumn present.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I prefer fall.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
When the Corport Shells came to me and they told
me to just put such a good friend.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Okay, now the bad news.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Hey boys, a woman is speaking, thank you. So when
the corporate shells hit hey.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Wow, hey man.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
So when the corporate shells came to me and they
told me to put a positive spin on the news headlines,
I was like, I don't really know how to do that.
Can I have creative help or I don't know, maybe
like some more money. They were like nope. And I
was like, all right, you want positive spin on the
news headlines, I will give you exactly what you asked for.
This is bad news.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
This is.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Seventy six year old woman run over killed.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
By golf cart. What was she wearing?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
She was asking for it? Woman seriously injured in bear
attack while jogging near her home.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
What'd she have in her pockets? Seriously?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
And what was she wearing? Woman convicted of killing her
sixteen year old son. Wow, and weirdly, the question still applies.
What was she wearing?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Sweats?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Activist angry after twenty two fawns were euthanized like a
baby deer, Bye bye Bambi. Yeah that's more than good though,
Yeah it is, but I don't think you can need
them when they've been euthanized.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh yeah, you can do it.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I don't know that would be bad news deer tandemy,
but all this is bad news.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Fair, you know, it's not a good way to go out. Hey,
don't many take care of the deer. Okay, but what
a story that was wild eight four.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Four ninety five fifty. It's free chainsaw Friday. We want
to get you a chainsaw to go into Labor Day weekend.
We don't want to, well we kind of do want
to know what you're doing with your chainsaw eight four
four ninety five fifty b collar ten.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Because it is free chainsaw Rock ninety five five. Are
we speaking with Patrick? You are speaking with Patrick? Good morning,
mash Pitt Friday.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, yeah, Patrick, Patrick, whatever your drinking.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
He's about to start. Let me start the party. Labor
Day weekends.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Weekend.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I feel like the glue a guy.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, Patrick, how are you starting the weekend?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Because you are aware? Okay, at seven in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I've been off.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I've been off since about two where I'm I'm ready
to go? All right, Patrick delusion.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, it sounds like you've got a lot going on,
But we want to give you one more thing. Yeah,
will not cut itself.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
The world won't cut itself. You will cut.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's a beautiful statement of you coming to night. That's
great from Patrick. All right, So outside of the world,
what else are you cutting with this chainsaw? Don't be
a murder?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Maybe a little murder, absolutely not. No, you're awesome listening
to you.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Guys in the morning.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
You guys are great.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
You guys make my day every morning. Hey are You're
so nice?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
So happy to do it for you big plans though
this weekend? What are you doing for Labor Day weekend?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You know what? I have to work at the golf
course tomorrow. Its real terrible getting paid to work at
the golf course.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
You can sneak shooters anybody who worked at the golf course.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
If what do you do at the golf course?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm a player assistant at cod Hill and Lamont Nice.
That's cool, all right.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
So if you're going to do it all, if you're
going golfing this weekend at cog Hill, ask for Patrick
and he's going to help you out.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
He'll be the one with the change exactly the gold,
don't Boddy.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
All right, Patrick, you are our first winner on fre chamesaw.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Right down, down, Down.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Down, some forty one up some fifty two, Rock ninety
five five Chicago's Racxtation The Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It's on why fifty two.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I don't know, I just picking a random number someone
eighty two.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Honestly, I'm just glad that you are going with those
numbers and not zero one zero one, zero one zero one,
because if you were speaking in binary, I would have
to assume that you were a robot sent to fight
us in the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
News from the front of the inevitable human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Titan Protection and Consulting, notably different from the Submarine Company,
successfully deployed the first of its kind autonomous drone security
system at a Kansas City automotive dealership, preventing a theft
at Molly Mole Toyota. I don't know. It's a self docking,
remote piloted drone. It operates under a nationwide FAA beyond

(26:05):
visual line of sight waiver, whatever the hell that means,
But basically it allows operations across the US without location
specific authorizations because it means I don't know what the
waiver is.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
That was the longest pause we've ever had. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I don't know what a waiver is.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Pause brought to you.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Do you know what beyond visual line of sight waiver means?
Do you know what that is?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I have a drone and I've done this.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I think it's I know what it allows, but I
don't know what that is beyond visual Explain to me.
Explain to me, Maris, since it's so clear, even with
what it allows, what is an FAA beyond visual line
of sight?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Went into explaining it.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I know what it allows, it allows operations across the US,
that location specific operation. But what is beyond visual line
of sight? What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
A Google? I'm on Google.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
It means it can go beyond the line of sight?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Anyway, So what tryan don't yell at Michael. You're the
one who absolutely robot feared this st So there are
two suspects that broke into a corvette's window. They're going
to try to steal this car. And then the drone
was doing a normal patrol route detected that that was happening,
and then it diverted from its root and went and

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alerted the operators and then just monitored the suspects and
stopped the theft.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh oh, I figured it out. A beyond visual line
of sight waiver is a special approval from the Federal
Aviation Administration that allows drone pilots to operate their aircraft
beyond their naked eye visibility, overriding standard regulations. So basically, like,
if you have a headset on, you could fly this
thing miles away and not not see it visually.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
And see, I didn't know that that was a regulation
that you could only flyd drones within your line of sight.
So you've learned something. Yeah, I guess Marius just knows everything.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I guess I had to look it up. But
I never claimed these things, but you do. So wow.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I would love if that drone actually just hacked them
and was a real security.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
That would be probably.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
There, are you shooting with a spider web?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Well, that would be how they get you. And clearly
Maris will be the one operating the robot side, damn sure.
And that is how they win video game controller Oh god,
you're right, that's how they win the inevitable human versus.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
This's news from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Near behind, far behind, wherever you are behind, Wow, just
bring that behind on over to Rock ninety five five
and pop a squat at the morning March pitch.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Shag like a cell shake.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Damn, it's got a little mass on it.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Jiggle a little orbit going around that.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Speaking of going around things, what's going on around dawn?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
So much?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
It is another crazy weekend as we slowly start to
wrap summer up.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
You'll say that.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Socks in town all weekend against the Yankees over at
right Field, My Chemical Romance.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Tonight with Devo at Soldier Field.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Happy my chemical Romance, don't you guys?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You've got to whip it.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Whip it tomorrow a Lumineers at Soldier Field. Also Saturday
falling in Reverse at Credit Union Amphitheater, Oh nice, Sunday
System of a Down and Avenge sevenfold and Monday System
of a Down and Avenge sevenfold. Also Sunday Bike the Drive.

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So I would think if you're doing anything on Sunday,
avoid Lake.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Shore Drive like they're shutting it down.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
And then all weekend the Chicago Jazz Festival going on
at Millennium Park. That won't make things difficult to get around.
So much going on right down there, free like front
concerts featuring jazz legends and rising stars.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh, I kind of want to go to that free
you should go.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, it's going on all weekend too. You just swing
by it at any time in all.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
That jazz in Chicago. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, she let us there, She let us there.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Mom, We're gone.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I fainting down.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
And once again tonight, if you run into us my
chemical romance, we will be there.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Come say hi. We love taking pictures. Where do you wearing, Michael,
I'm going all black.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I'm going black jeans, black button up shirt and probably
a red tie.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
In probably black thong and black bra too. That right,
darn right sports Hell yeah, I haven't fully decided, but
because Mike is kind of stealing my costume over here,
that's what you mean too. Well, you're still doing it
and I claimed that like last week.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
But that's fine. But I tried to get a white tie.
Couldn't get a white tie in time. Oh tad to
be a red tie. Different real different warehouse. Bro turns
out I'm looking ahead into the future.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Seventy five percent of the stadium will be black on
black tonight.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Back on black on black, black bottom on black red tie.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
What wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you going to
Men's warehouse and getting a tie?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I don't know. Walk past it on Michigan Avenue the
Just Order Things. I overnighted a tie from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Princess. Such a princess unless he's a bezos baby.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I do love Amazon. It is brilliant.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, I bet you do, all.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Right, So go get out have some fun this weekend.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
You can find out everything going on around town and
out the concert calendar at Rock nine five five.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
It is the morning lunch bit on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
If you can't tell, we're excited for a three day weekend, yeah,
oh yeah, honestly riot Fest needs to be a three
day weekend, especially with Green Day clothing things out on
that final day.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Cannot wait to get there.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Because I think that's gonna be like, nope, nope, Papa
roach and rise against her after that.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
A three day weekend for us, we could because I'm
gonna be hung over the next day if we have
to come in.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Dear corporate Shield James, an email will be coming across
your desk at some point. Let's rest it right now.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yes, I'm sure he's listening in Europe.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Yes, dear Robert Schill, James Daly Ho, I'm so happy
that you're over enjoying your European vacation with members of
your ILK in class and you, dis gentlemen, can you
spill ilk like milk without the inn.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Please, sir? After working a very long, entiresome Riot fast weekend, undoubtedly,
could we preemptively have the following Monday off in order
to rest and recuperate to bring you the best product
on the iHeartRadio airwaves via Rock ninety five to five

(32:41):
XO x O the Morning marsh Pit.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yes, Michael will be hungover.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
We've killed Michael yep. Okay, anyway, what's the news time
for Little Rock News.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Gwen Stefani is remaking The Wizard of Oz, no doubt.
Front woman John Stefani and her husband Blake Shelton have
teamed up with the writer and producer for a modern
day remake of the Wizard of Oz on NBC, ABC
or CBS.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
We don't know yet.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Why is this the new like Broadway Spider Man? What
is that?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Like Hamilton earlier?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's crazy. Yeah, but that's one production.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
That's one thing.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
We have been dealing with Wicked for the last three years.
We've got another three years and two years, another three
years on that one when the next movie comes out.
And now we're also doing The Wizard of Oz, which,
by the way, James Franco did one. He did like
the Oz the Great and Powerful or something. It's too much,
all right?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Well, this is titled Dorothy the Beloved film is being
adapted into a music infused series that will use the
Yellow Brick Road as a metaphor for challenges and choices
facing young adults today.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh my god, the Yellow Brick Road as a metaphor.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
So we're going to rebrand it.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Can we make anything original? In a statement with Stefanie said,
it's a creative and modern take on the classic and
being part of something that blends music, emotion and character
of Dorothy is very inspiring.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
You know what, I'm not terribly upset with it.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I just wanted to be made and let it stand
in its own land like Oz when Michael Jackson did
it spectacular, that was great.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Are you going to do this? Is That's what I
meant to say.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, think that's what you were going for. How about
that one?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I Love you.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Rumors circulating about Josh Freeze joining Pearl Jam as their
new drummer.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Where is Someone's gotta do something with.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Josh Freeze Now he's floating about It makes me wonder
if he's a problem.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
No, I don't think so. I think like I mean,
he's just really talented. But you know, he's not been
a part of a band.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
As we know.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Matt Cameron left Pearl Jam at the end of their
last tour, and Freeze says he doesn't know if I'll
receive the offer from Pearl jammer, if opportunities up with
other bands will arise, but quote, whatever happens.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm going to be out there playing. That's all I've
ever wanted to do in my whole life. This poor guy.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
And there was a birthday party anybody know the name
Vince McMahon, Oh eightieth birthday went.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Down over the weekend. Sounds terrible.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Guest attendees John Cena, The Undertaker, Michelle McCool Cain, Shane McMahon,
Seamus Our Truth, and a whole bunch more, including performances
from ACDC and Kid Rock.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Isn't he like Terrible?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
There's a documentary I have said confirms that the character
he was playing on WW e and WWF was in
fact himself.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's really not great. That was really him as he
was exaggerating, he was a terrible person. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
He like kind of chewed up and spat out his
wrestlers did not care about their health. And also surprise, surprise, womanizing.
Who could have seen.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
That one come in?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
No way and every single human being you don't say,
you mean the guy that wants the women in bikinis
holding numbers between rounds because there's no other way to
tell the realms.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
He woman sad reputation five f ch gotgoes rock station.
When you're the morning mosh Pit, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Hey, I'm wondering who's gonna go next. I'm Michael Hey.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
What's your name? Okay, Giggles, that's Giggles, And I'm Maria
Palmer and this is the morning mosh Pit. Okay, guys,
Jesus Christ, what do we have to give the people?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It just feels like a day it does.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
It feels like we're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Do something on this day. I think we did it once.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
We're cutting right through it.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Shaving it down, shave that bush. We know Michael doesn't
like the bush. So here's a chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Well, who does you can't like what you got?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Bush is always greener.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I like hard are four four like a com nine.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Roage concrete fifty, very smooth and perfect.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
The chainsaw because you know what I don't want to hear?
What about a roller skating right?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Whatever situation Michael has going on, but he's calling.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
A roller skating old Jim, old Jim. It's been waxed
a million times. Sounds like dirty mats.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh my, I hope Ice.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Going ninety five fifty win?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
A chainsaw is what's today?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Guys rock ninety five to five? It is the morning moshpit.
Want to shout out our man John from Justice. I
don't know why we keep doing this, but he's got
a chainsaw. He's ready for the weekend. Cut it up,
John b Safe. I don't need you to be a vigilante.

(38:07):
Don't go out for justice yourself there. But now we
got to do something else here.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
It's time to york.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Out what yep, although what we know? You know my feelings.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Chicago Symphony Orchestra shout out to you.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
You have released part of your twenty twenty five or
the rest of your twenty twenty five twenty six schedule
and includes movies with the symphony. Yes, so we are
getting Star Wars, a New Hope and concerts.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Hell yeah, you're really doing twenty.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Fifth twenty seventh. That's a completely separate thing. And I
want to do that so bad.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I almost did it last year. I bought tickets and
didn't end up going.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh you know what, our stupid corporate chill went and
saw without us. Yeah, what do you say, Hans Zimmer?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Who cares the doing soundtrack Lion King? Yeah, that's thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's fun. That's show. Hit me in the head.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
I'm like George Bush again. You're not getting back now
as a matter of fact' gonna hide it somewhere in
the building.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah. Some money on this show.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, this is about to make money for.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
The morning mosh pits only fans coming later today.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
We're gonna need it to buy orchestra tickets. Three days,
there you go, three days are doing the performance simo
playing of the orchestra with the movie play.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Hilarious.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
That's what I came up with.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Also featured will be uh, How to Train a Dragon?
The animated version Home alone will be featured.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
And then rud Off live.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I don't know because I'm looking at what I in
front of me. Thank you, Maria for two thousand and one.
A Space Odyssey will also be the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
I've seen a few of these, I've never seen one.
Is nothing better of an enhancer than a live orchestra
playing along.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I've seen it for.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Rogue One, I've seen it for Black Panther, I've seen
it for Spider Man across the Spider Verse. It just
it's good and we love music, and you love that
beat in your chest.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
So you're watching the movie like normal, but when the
score plays, when the music plays, they play it live.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
So not.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
What I will say is like, if you're doing a
movie that has a score and has current music in it,
they don't do it for the current music.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
They only do it for the score specifically.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Do they just let the current music play?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes, how cool, very cool, very great experience. Shout out
to Chicago Symphony Orchestra.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yeah, I won't be that's fine, that's fine. I gotta
go find my shoe.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Me and Maris can actually sit next to each other
and they quiet at a concert. And if you're there,
there's not a snowballs chance in hell that's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Throw me right out of that plot.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Can we dress up like we're about to rob the
entire city of Chicago?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
But what did you specifically have in mind? Because there
are many costumes for that?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Well, I mean you were gonna do like a divorce
and I was probably gonna do like some nineteen twenties
mobster or something.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yes, we're gonna rob something.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Now here's a bit only plug?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Will there?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Save the kids?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
All right? What are we learning this week about plugs? Kids?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Don't put them in backwards? Thank you boom.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
The kids haven't learned anything about plug eight.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Four four ninety five. Fifty. It's time for fun today.
Don't put metal things in the marria.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
It's our trivia game where we're gonna answer questions, and
you're going to answer questions. You take that hostage and
up for grabs today. And air guitar so eight four
four nine ninety five, it's fifty win an air guitar.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Nothing for fun to that we gave away too.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I'm sorry we could. My bad my bad.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
You're getting an air guitar so you can go to
System of a Down and Events seventh.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Dual price.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Sorry, we had a lot of things that we're going
bad Jesus.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
The system of a down and Event sevenfold over a
soldier field because be damned to the grass.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Yeah, that Bears are gonna be playing on dirt mud.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Oh no, then they might be a non winning team. However,
will recope careful?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
It's fine early, all right, We want you to enjoy
this beautiful concert weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
We know what football team we had, eight four.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Four ninety five fifty. Be ready to play Fun to
the head Michael, I think I got the number wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Can you fix it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Eight four four five Actually, let me redo that. It's
actually nine one one one.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
One one no no, no, no, no no. We gotta go,
we gotta go, We gotta go. We gotta go.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Zero six six six six nine six.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
I like that. And now fun to the head on. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Fernando?
What's going on? I'm sorry, it's fine, we knew it
was coming.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
How are you doing today? On this lovely Friday? My
wife and I just and they called.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Abody who listens Sernando. All right, Fernando, you're getting ready
to play fun to the Head to go see System
of a Down and Events sevenfold on a Monday at
Soldier Field to wrap up their concert weekend. You got
to pick one of us as a hostage so that
we can provide just save if you don't know a question,
and then we get shot with nerve darts. So your

(43:44):
big decision here is who would you like to choose
as your hostage?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Myself, Michael or Maria.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'll yeah, thank you, thank you. Since you got to
read the question before I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Going to do them today, I get the long gun.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, Fernando. Question number one, who
is the lead singer of my Chemical Romance?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I like you?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You have a save?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Ye, there we go. That would be all right. We
are also a great star, Fernando say number one?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
App okay, And you know what, Fernando, I really respect
your immediately giving up.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That's so good.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
I used to like him when I was a teenager,
but I guess now that I'm older, I kind of.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Like them, but I never and that's so And you
know what, you can't come up with what you don't know,
and so it's best to just tap out.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
All right.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Question number two, Fernando, what is the main grain use
in most beer? What is that the main grain used
in most beer?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
What did they ferment to make beer?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
No, you almost dropped a bad word. Uh that would
be barley. They fermant barley in most beer.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, one for two?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Okay, okay, all right? What adult animated series has the
iconic line Oh my god, they.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Killed Kenny, you bastard?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, all right, you got to You only need one more. Hey, merit,
what happened? His phone keeps going off straight in the
middle of Hey buddy.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Hey, we're trying to work.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, we work really hard. He's got one more question
that'll need to disrespect our work.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Okay, yeah, Fernando, question for who is the main villain
in the Halloween movie series?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
You get to take your new air guitar and go
see system of a Down. And I've been sevenfold what
I need to not say that?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Say that again?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I said, I like the rhythmic cocking, and.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Then I realize, do you keep saying it?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Because that's what it was. How would you describe that? Okay,
how would you describe cocking in rhythm?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Rhythmic?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I like the way you ratchet that gun.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Who are you going to take with you to this show?
There's name chuck your wife out for now?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
You shut your wife out for Nana? Okay, good time?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Right, all right, you're all set. You got our last
pair of tickets for System of a Doubt it I've
had sevenfold all on September one's going to be a
wild weekend over at Soldier Field.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Go get your tickets. They scarce.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
The scarcity of these tickets ed I Ticketmaster, but all
thanks to our friends at Live Nation that chess. They
got to work all the Labor Day weekend, so we'll
enjoy it for you. It is the morning match Pit
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
And you may wonder how do we bond I'm gonna
kill you guys. We paint each other's nails.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I don't feel bonded too. I feel more separated than ever.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Okay, well, we try to help you out for me,
and you need your nails.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
You you Maris, you are once again on my good side.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Surprise, surprise, welcome back, you on the side. I'm always
on it.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You want to know why I look at my thumb?
I pat what did you do?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Oh my god? Do you not know how to paint
your names?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
If I may set the scene, please do my chemical
Romances tonight.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yes, we're all very excited. We're getting ready. I painted
my thumb because I smashed it in a door and
was raising really bad. Maria painted my thumb the other day.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
By the way, the other day, I've been black thumb
mares for about two weeks, and today we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I don't know why I'm green thumb. Micy, I'm brown thumb.
Maria wipe a little too hard. Use that toilet paper.
They got here thorough paying the.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Most email way possible. Michael asked Maria to paint his nails.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Well, to be fair, she brought it up. She brought
it up.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
We're going You were like, I want blacknail polish, and
I was like, we had blacknail polish here, and guess what,
I have two hands, all right, and I was being nice.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
I remember it, but.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
That's so well because I'm doing guyliner tonight. We're going
to my chemical Romance. We're all dressing up. Yeah, So
we were trying to get in the spirit.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
We're in spirit.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
But then Maria wise or not, why said hey, both
of you take a hand and paint.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
My nails because I painted yours.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I attempted to try. I think it looks great. I
think I think you look right.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
And then Mikey goes, oh, no, my hands are shaking,
just paints my entire well.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
It's like I gotta focus on my hands shaking, and
he does three nails and just goes block block block, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
It's the last two. It's just like, I'll just go
to the knuckle and see how By.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
The way that videos, you should see her eyes when
I hit that knuckle.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Down.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
It's like ten minutes. Because you guys don't know what
to paint nails.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Sorry, you're a speed demon because you nails for fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I'm obviously not insulting you. I told you that you
were on my good side. I don't need you to
be giving me the fire right now.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
You're going back and forth about the Princess Bride all week.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I got my guns up and your wrong opinion, well
over here, how am I doing? You guys going back
and forth? How am I doing? Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Just fourth, no, back on that one. No, I'm all gas,
no breaks.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Maybe I can sit in his silence.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
We kind of got to play silence. I can hum.
It's ninety minutes commercial free. We can't.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Oh, it's not that.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
We might need some religion today. We need some Jesus.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Merely God is dead. Anything from this room and you imbeciles,
not really imbeciles, Just Mikey, You're great.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Pearl Jam Dark Matter Rock ninety five to five Chicago's
Rocks Station.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
We are the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
In This weekend is Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Weekend, three day weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
On three day weekend, to celebrate our laborers, our unions
by letting the corporate shills take a three day weekend
while all the other actual labors still have to go
to work and serve them and say the restaurants and
stuff that they'll be going to on Monday, three day,
three days ones.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
We know been on vacation for two weeks now, this
is the end of their two.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Week vacations, celebrating his labor.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
That's right on a in.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
They labor hard in those air conditioned offices.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Okay, a span, Yeah, who will we find this week.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
With their doctor shouls insert doctor it's awesome. And they're
ironed button ubs that are starch.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Whoa, whoa iron my button? I heard doctor?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Ever seen you wear a button up?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
And I'm also doing a morning show with you, right.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You're laborers.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Well, we won't be here Monday, actually, so.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
We probably won't be herever again.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Right, Remember the bosses in Europe? And if you're listening,
I really hope your trip is going well.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Listen, he's in the Europe.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
He's listening. Nah, I've heard from him.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Twice this morning, have you really?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah? What is We're doing? Great?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Now?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
The mouse are the cats away? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
And we heard the mice and you are the men?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
What do you doing for weekend?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Text it to us eight fifty eight four forty one?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
What why forty two one? I don't know where's that
coming from?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Just getting weird?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, I mean I guess that is weird. What are
you doing for this weekend? Mariskay?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
We have my chemical romance tonight. Yep, you are excited.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Tomorrow, Longhorns, Ohio State University, We're playing some team that
Michael is strangely newly infatuated with. Who's the quarterback?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Michael Horns up Ash Simpson.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Ashley Simpson is the quarterback. Wow, oh, Rex Manning's like nephew.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Such a good reference, thank you, and Manning's nephew.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Reference listening, and I saw somebody pick Archie yesterday and
the Longhorns to win this game because he's a Manning
comes from the long line of winners. Y, So when
is it like a nepo baby?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
And when is it just good genetics?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
This is like sports. The first two well both want
super Bowls and the brother was supposed to be really
good too, but he got injured. Oh really, arch Manning
was supposed to be really good before he got hurt.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
What's art short for?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I'm assuming Archie, but.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Archie has to be sure.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Is it Archibald? Is it Archibald? Awesome? Is it Archibald?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
We need to do a few things with Ma's Archibal.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Archer, Charles Manning, This monarchy is sounding ever ever here
playing Archibald.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Charles madd Oh he's a nephew.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I thought he was a brother, the big Archie grandson
of Archie, yes, but nephew of Peyton and Eli.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay, so the other brother yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yes, oachable Charles. No, I can't wait to reference him.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I have this in front of me.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I'm in control, and I just sit here and just
let you both just go off whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
How do we think?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Any who else is in control?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Watchable jos Mady he will be this weekend.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
He won't as he runs all over Once he's done
Ohio Steak and once he's.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Done doing that university, he'll ascend to his place on.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
The throne, the Ohio State Community College King of the Buckeyes.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Are you going to be my girl? Mikey? Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
What'd you do?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
But I had a light on top of my head
and it fell, It fell down and smacked me in
the nose. Were's a blinking light that you can turn
on in here, and I just like put and on
top of my head because I think it's funny if
I just walked around with a red light blinking on
my head and it fell and smacked me in the nose,
my giant nose.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
And dear fire Department, if you're listening, you're the ones
that sent that to me. That's that white, So that's
cool the fire department equipment, aren't you.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
You can put it in your car, like in the
windshield of your car and go fast everywhere.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
No, no, but this is why we don't put lights
on top of our head.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
This is okay, can we do the thing?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Text time, I gotta say rock.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Text time beautiful. From the seven o eight, Cannibals would
throw Maria back. There ain't enough meat on them bones.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
All right, Well, I've been working out, so you don't
know anything.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Listen, Cannibals would love me, all right. They put a
little salt, maybe maybe a little team.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Tangent tangent, some tag, some male ketchup. Yeah, let's make
sense makes Oh actually, no, Mayo.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Don't you No, No, I'd be a nice Maria Tartar.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Now you'd be a Maria.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
With some spices. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Don't put a bunch of stuff on top of you. Okay,
all right? From this, why were we talking about that?
The cannibals have cannibal tribe.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Oh yeah, influencers that are being exploited by influencers. Saved
the cannibals.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Spear those influencers.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I just want to go save them. And yes, they
want you to come into town.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah yeah, I love to see yeah, save us. Hell.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Actually, those spears are trying to get you to the island.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
They're trying to say, Hi, ripped Jenna Marbles from the
six three oh I for.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
One, that's the best influencer.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Well, she disappeared. I haven't seen her in forever. I
mean maybe she went out and tried to cannibals from
the sixth three oh I for one am really not
appreciating Maris's tone here during the Inevitable Human versus Robot.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Honestly, I'm so glad someone said something because that's what
I was thinking the entire time. Maris the tone, man,
it's out of control.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
My tone has been the same since January sixth. There again,
I'm not changing.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
He's tired again. This is tired Mariss, which is one
of my favorite marits. That's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
He just has no patience and what do we do?

Speaker 4 (57:12):
I'll get no break, baby from the Shore from the
eight five seven. Since you've been talking about dressing up
for the past couple of days for my chemical romance,
have you ever gone to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
If you haven't had some experience and you have to
do it, I have not.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Wild Let's do the time warp again.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
What's the song? That one? That one?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Let's do the time warp again. Yeah, and then that.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Right, Yeah from the sixth three.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Oh hey, hey, y'all, it's my birthday and my girl,
Oh cool, it's my birthday.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
My girlfriend is taking me to my Chemical Romance.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
High.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
He does need some advice, though, How do I get
Gerard's attention?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
What's okay? If I have learned anything from reading fan
fiction in two thousand and seven, what you do is
you don't dress like anyone else. In fact, dress like
you don't even want to be at a concert, bring
a book in some glasses, and then just be like
really introverted, but like kind of look at him from
the stage, and he's gonna look down at you.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
And be like, wow, is this a fanfic rom com
that you wrote.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I's gonna say, you're very into this author is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, android's going to be like, You're not like other girls.
You're different, you don't care about the fame. Wow, and
you're studious and you read.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
So do that all right? Well, when we don't know
where you are, we know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I just I need to be with my books, and like,
I've heard of my Chemical Romance before and like, I'm
sure that they're really cool, but I just don't. I
just don't buy into that kind of lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Join us tonight, if you're going out to the show,
watch out for us. Come say hi, take pictures.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Would you?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I'm not like other girls and you're married.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
We're going to continue ninety five minutes from Martial Free
because that's what we do here.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Adda boys in next.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I'm differents it's been in another week.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Oh it's pizza time. You got the keyboard out.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Don't you wish it were your pizza because it would
be something concrete but instead, nope, verbal praise. It's time
for the Atta boys Maris.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
This week the Packers traded for my gup Parsons, and
I still.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Think that they really do. So it's better hell of
a wek.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Hell of wek hike Cubs lose and the Brewers succeed.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
All ado is sit back and smoke that weed.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
I can't be happy about anything because I might live
and die by.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
The stupid day. More key it is, Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Boy, Mikey, it's been.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Hell we The internet comments, well, they were snide. Most
of the people were on my side, and if I'm
being honest, for me. It's a point of pride that
I love the movie The Princess Brah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Wow girl, Marie is hello.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
On it's been the hell. I know I'm rhyming. You
don't even know your ABC's yet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I can't count to ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Now what, I'm not confident that that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Okay, we need in this show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
We get a three day weekend and we're gonna be
out at My Chemical Romance.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Can you play any my Chemical Romance on there? I
know I'm putting on the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Not off the top of my head.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Then you coming home, they're coming on horning mostics.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
It's that hell.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Holay Timon comes