November 21, 2025 • 52 mins
On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.
DND, Fun to the Head, Rock News, Text Time, SPORTS, and Human vs. Robot War!
+FREE CHAINSAW FRIDAY and giveaways galore!
DND, Fun to the Head, Rock News, Text Time, SPORTS, and Human vs. Robot War!
+FREE CHAINSAW FRIDAY and giveaways galore!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Let's do it together. Shall we breathe in? Scream it out?
Oh that was good. That was a good end of
the week.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Scream of relief on the morning Marsh bit on Rocket
ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
My name's Maria Balmer, I'm Mary's I'm Michael, And hopefully
the volume evens out a little bit from there.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know what helps with a good scream?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What? How does that help the scream?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Because when you yell with a chainsaw, everybody gets intimidated
and runs away while you're trying to cut the bushes
down in your yard in December.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
For no reason.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
They could just induce a scream. That's true, that thing
out surprise somebody, as you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Know, that is not your cue to go, That's not it.
How would they do that because I just told them so?
Oh soon soon, okay, So don't tell anybody I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You're the one over here. If you're here now, you're
learning a secret. Oh yeah, that's very soon.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
By the way, what a huge day. I mean this day,
our Friday's really turn into just you want to win
something on a Friday, Today's your best chance? Yeah, ac
DC tickets three days, Grace tickets, led Zeppelin, two tickets
with the after party in the Foundation Room at the
top of the House of Blues, all kinds of and
not to mention chainsaws.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But the real prizes are the friendships along the way.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh my god, you could do Christmas presents today. You're
gonna get ac DC tickets, cook up your kids whatever.
Celebrating Thanksgiving, that too, not Christmas. I can't wait for
the parade. Speaking of that, the IP tickets for the parade.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Speaking of that polar vortex hitting on Thanksgiving days, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was so much fun.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You guys were so cold last year. Yeah, so bad for.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
An extra prep to make sure that I have a
nice little layer of fat. Okay for myself, I've been
eating a lot differently.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I feel like I'm a bear going in the hibernation.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I thought you were going to say, like an electric
jacket or something that keeps you warm.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That sounds expensive and not as fun.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
As get it and then take it back after the
parade after I sweat through that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm just gonna just send to the depths of hell
from whence I came.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Just chill out. Don't you love that?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
For you it'll be warm at least.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, that was the idea.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
All right, right by.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The fire, all right, you got you got today's weather ready, Okay,
all the.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Souls of the turkeys that didn't get pardoned, anything that
they did to deserve it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What were those turkeys wearing?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, it's a matter of why were they so tasty?
And thank you for your sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You get stuffed and gobble, gobble, We.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Forget about the thing.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It went up to and you can't get it down.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Nobody understands the cloud. It's a mystery weather.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Mostly cloudy and cool this weekend except for Sunday, gonna
be sunny and still cool, high fifty one. But lots
of outdoor stuff going on this weekend. We got tree lightings,
we got ice skating rinks opening, we got Chris Kendall Markets,
we got football at Wrigley Field. And it's a good
weekend to get outside because chances a chance of precipitation
a zero percent. Oh so cloudy today, partly cloudy tomorrow,
(03:30):
sunny on Sunday, and basically like a high of fifty
every day.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I need some humidity in the air, though, I just
love my lips are so cheating.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
A love CarMax? What is the b Yeah? You like
the birds bees?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I like aqua for I like this new brand called
Kobe's Kobe's Kobe's Kobe all bees Wax.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Looking ahead to Thanksgiving? Not got it? The forecast?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Kid it all right?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I do one month of pervy comments and everything I say.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, it's just you.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Everything you do say, everything we say is very pervy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, I've never been peroted in my life.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Never.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, No, I went to Catholic school.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Looking ahead to Thanksgiving high of thirty six, low of
twenty six and windy.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Great.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, don't get her excited. Thanksgiving personage though.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Giving.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm grateful for handwarmers that go inside gloves, and also
Amazon so that I can buy hand warmers that go
inside gloves.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know what else we're thankful for?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
What I would be thankful if corporate would never let
me have it.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You want a chain saw? Yeah, they keep them locked
up from her. Give me a chain sash in the building.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Where eight four four? Tell me where b collar tend
to get your chainsaw?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
As it is free.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Where where are they.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Rock ninety five? Or we speaking with Dan?
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We are? Are you doing today? I am doing just
now you are?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What is in that cup? Because we need to go
get some for us? Oh he does not incriminating himself
and very smart, No snitches here, Dan, say you were
the chainsaw winner right now? Hypothetically ethetical what would you
be using the chainsaw for?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
On your end? I gotta cut me down a Christmas tree?
Thanks for that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
By Dan's got the chainsaw baby Thanksgiving. But it's fine,
You're you're quite and very welcome. Now how big of
a Christmas tree are you looking for? Like a six
foot or eight foot or a ten foot or what
are you working? What are you trying to get?
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
My wife wants to put up a niner or twelve foot.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah body, yeah, the wife's always wanting nine to twelve,
but they so often only get three to six.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Well, Dan, you are all set, and congratulations for getting
our first chainsaw on.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Free changsaw Right.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
A Night of Melancholy in the Infinite Sadness kicks off
tonight tonight at the Lyric Opera House and it goes
through November thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Now here's five or so things with mares? Why does
he always drop means during this part of the show.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That was smoothie, guys. I don't think anyone noticed.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I surely thought you were gonna throw it to five
things next, but well I didn't know it was kicking.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, you have the intro. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I was trying to get a radio.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's okay, big big thing going on at the Lyric
Opera House.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, no, we're excited about it, and also excited about
this Christmas in over at Hubbard in eight four four
ninety five fifty. If you want to be at a
part of the jingle Bell Brunch on Saturday, November twenty ninth,
be call it in right now eight four four nine
five ninety five fifty themed cocktails, festive dishes and live
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entertainment for you to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Will Sanna be there?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Ah, it's probably busy, you know, getting the l's ready. Yeah,
busy time of year.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I got to hang out with missus Claus before he
goes into hyperwork.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
McDonald's getting ready to bring you something new is called
the Mixed Shaker Fries.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, I don't know if I like this one.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
It is fries coated in dill pickle Grinch salt.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Guys are trying to do there with the green.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, you know, the Grinch coming, no celebrating the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And it had gone my entire life without hearing the
phrase grinch salt.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, what is the salt again? Pickled till, pickle, grinch salt.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And so it's just sprinkled over your front. Yeah, what's
the pickle?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know, what's the implication here?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The green? Mm hmmm, oh, I hate you for that one.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
This is all going to be available on December Second's.
A man scores a one hundred and fourteen thousand dollars
lottery ticket after going to the gas station to get
a Shirley Temple seven upsoda.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Apparently it's a limited edition, but he went in for that,
grabbed the ticket and ends up coming out with eighty
two thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Dollars after federal taxes. Rice University has come up with
an ingenious.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Way to get the students to go to their football game.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Given the students free beer. Oh wow, is be twenty
one or over? Oh my gosh, and have your.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Student ID and you can get free beer at this
weekend's football game. The students are also going to get
free Ben and Jerry's Ice ice cream t shirts for
the first five hundred, a food truck voucher, and a
shot at winning five hundred dollars gift card.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm guessing the Rice student section is not attending these
football games.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Must not be Oh, They're not doing this again. There's
no way. This is a first and last time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I gotta believe.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Well.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
The other thing is they don't seem to have any
restrictions on how much free beer is free beer, so
we'll find that out. Also, Chadwick Boseman got his star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He was honored by
by Ola Davis, Ryan Coogler, and Simone Bozeman. But let's
check I well, we were gonna check you in, attempting
(10:01):
to check in. Maybe checking in.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You're not checking in all right?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Hey, congratulations to Chris. That is on hold for reasons
that I don't understand. You're going to be going to
the Christmas in at Hubbard In for jingle Ball Brunch
on November twenty ninth. Congratulations to you. Wish we could
have spoke Chris.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I don't care what they say about us in a way,
but tell me anyway, like, in detail, exactly, word for
word what they said.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't like. I don't really care.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I don't want you to go down that spira. I
want to know. I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, Well, text Maria directly.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
All right, it's morning watch. But on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Rock News, Megadeth's Dave Mustaine wants to play his final
show in Space. Earlier this year, Makedeth announce that they're
planning to retire, confirming that their upcoming album and tour
will be their last. Now he wants to hook up
with Elon Musk and play in space. He says, I
think it will be a really fitting climax, and I'm
not talking about the side of a vomit comment. I
(11:02):
want a gig on the moon full moon landing. That
would be cool, all right, I guess it'd be kind
of cool.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I have so many thoughts.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I immediately went to my science brain and was like, Okay,
so they're doing a show in space. Music vibrates, Omega.
This show is going to vibrate the hell out of
whatever facility that they're going to do and clearly mess up.
It just it's too much.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's the world is collapsing all around him. Fans are
probably complaining about not being able to afford groceries, and
Dave Mustane's.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Like, so Moon Show, she took it some short and
it's not like we have lunar travel happening right now
where we could just be like, yeah, you know, I'm
gonna get five hundred fans up there and hope.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hope and pray. Who was it the direct of the
original moonlanding?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Could we have him do it? Shut I only say
it to I too.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I feel excited.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Sharon Osbourne has come out with the final number for
how much Black Sabbaths back to the beginning show raised. Originally,
Tom Morello and a number of media publications said it
was up to one hundred and ninety million dollars and
immediately the government was like, where's our tax money?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
They have come down to the final numbers eleven million,
which is still a good number, and they say they're
breaking all the funds up equally between Cure Parkinson's, Birmingham
Children's Hospital and the Acorn Children's Hospice.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Okay, I like that. I love that. I really do
like that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The government said, okay, only eleven million. Fine, Now I'm
going to go take my taxes from some single mom.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
And the Kiss biopic director has shared a film update.
He says it's going to kick your fing a. Originally
announced in twenty nineteen, the long awaited Kiss biopick Shout
It Out Loud, is moving forward. The film already has
Nick Jonas cast to play Paul Stanley. But they did
say that this is going to be a a gritty
rock and roll movie on nothing says gritty like Nick Jonas.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Well, I know I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And a Kiss biopic, Yeah, it's interesting, gritty glam rock.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
The guy who is directing it did Charlie's Angels, We
Are Marshall, Terminator, Salvation, and then a whole bunch of
music videos over the years for Corn, smash Mouth and
a bunch of other bands.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can't wait to watch a gritty movie about men
putting on wigs and eyelights.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Movie sounds like it's about to actively be all over the.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Place, like they say. He says he wants to portray
Kiss as music industry disruptors. I mean they did, but like, okay,
I'll just wait to see what happens with this.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They disrupted the industry in the way that they added
to it and kept it going.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Right, and continue to keep it going because they did
a retirement tour and then announced we're gonna day in
your face as much as possible until the end of time.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Well, like the Queen biopic was amazing, right, great Moviezo
springstea movie was trash in my opinion, So we'll see
once it comes out. I guess we can all be
the judges for all the Rocket news and the concert calendar.
Just go over to Rock nine five five dot com.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Also, we got morning Moshpit Dungeons and Dragons on the way,
and we need you to play the role of either
or help us out as we're trying to build Chicago's
perfect hot dog. And for playing with us today, Led
Zeppelin two tickets on the line over at the House
of Blues that'll be there on Friday, January ninth, and
(14:38):
you also get passes to the after party in Michael's
favorite room in the city of Chicago, the Foundation Room.
The band is also going to be there, so be
collar ten right now. Eight four four n ninety five
fifty that number, Michael.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Eight for four nine five five ninety five. Let's go
to space for rock and roll show be Collar ten
fuck called rock nine. Are we speaking with Eric? Hey? Eric,
how you doing today?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
I'm doing well? Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So we're doing great.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Glad to have you here with us for a little
morning mosh pit, Dungeons and Dragons as we are on
the hunt for Chicago's finest hot dog.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Maria, you gotta recap right.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, let's go, as the gang is on their way
to assemble the perfect Chicago hot dog from the finest
ingreat ants in Chicago Land. We have been in the
bathroom of Gene and Judes for like three days now,
either or of Stephanie broke down the bathroom door to
save Marius and Masonovitch from carbon monoxide poisoning. Marius went
(15:41):
to go look for the relish and a refrigerator, but
got tangled and the seat belt and fell instead. Masonovitch
kicked out the car windshield and was able to get
out of the car.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And is still in the bathroom. And this is where
the gang finds itself today.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, we've been stuck. Eric, of either or either or
of Eric. We need your help.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Today, man, We do either or of Eric. We're currently
in the bathroom. What we want to do is find
the relish in Gene and Judes.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
We don't know where. Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Eric's got two phones. He's a busy man.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Eric, your grind, your phone is going off. Okay, So Eric,
either or of Eric. We are in the bathroom. We
want the relish. We don't know where the relish is.
The bathroom is in down down a hallway downstairs in
Jene and Judes.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
What do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Do you want to try to leave the bathroom and
find someone else to point to where the relish is?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Do you want to go outside and explore?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I want to find someone else.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
We want to find someone else. Let's give a roll, right,
we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Six six Okay, great, Either or sneaks out of the
bathroom to go find someone else to point them to
wear the relishes, they could get their bearings whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And you do you do find someone else?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Unfortunately it's a busboy and it's way above his pay
grade to know where things like relish are, even though
that is also literally his job, but they don't pay them,
so it doesn't matter. He freaks out a little bit.
He was like, what are you doing down here? No
one's supposed to be back here. This is not for customers.
(17:38):
I don't even know what I'm saying right now because
I'm so stoned because I'm a bus boy and that's
what we do. So he's not going to be able
to point you anywhere because he doesn't know which way
is up.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Marius, Okay, what would you like to do?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I am out of the car.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You're out of the car, humbled out of the seatbelt.
I would like to find the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, so we're gonna see if you can find.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
The kitchen.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Free.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I'm never getting out of this place, are we, Marius.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Marius exits the bathroom. He tries to walk down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
The carpet's a little bit soggy, which is a red flag,
but we're not thinking about that too much right now.
But he's gonna find this kitchen. He sees a doorway.
Oh that must be it, it says employees, only we
mean it, and he says, all right, that seems like kitchen.
Material right there, goes over to the door. Oh it's locked.
It's so locked. You're not getting through that thing. All right, Masonovich,
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what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Oh? I got the Acme black hole, and oh my god,
I want to get the hell out of Gene and Juice.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, you don't have any relish. You can't leave Gene
and Juds without relish.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
There's no relish anywhere else.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Oh, we have to get the gene.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You have to get the relish from Gen and Juice.
This is what we've decided.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Okay, So I'm gonna use a black hole and I'm
gonna go from the bathroom to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Four? Goodness.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So the bitch throws down his Acme black hole. He
jumps in it, hoping that it takes him to the kitchen.
But he has absolutely no reason to believe that that
is what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Whatsoever.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
We'll find out if it does on Monday. Oh and
he got four, so it doesn't. Hey, Eric, thank you
so much for joining us today.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
For that, You're going to be headed over to led
Zeppelin too at the House of Losa, Chicago on Friday,
January ninth.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Rod Now the drummer of the Chili Peppers. Chad Smith
has launched multiple music education scholarship programs, one at the
University of Minnesota, another one at the University of Michigan,
just to help give back.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I love that. I love hearing stuff like that. I
still just love Chad Smith in general Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station. In the morning watch bit is all.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's very nice. That's really human of him to do.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Humanity is something we really need to cling onto in
this day and age, as we are on the precipice
inevitable dearman versus raybut.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Walls from the front of the inevitable war.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
This company called Fulo Toy has a line of products,
including Teddy Bears and pandas that use open AI's chat
GPT to talk with kids. The issue here is that
it's not like chat GPT comes with childproofing, so we
don'll talk to the kids about anything anything, everything, everything,
(20:31):
BDSM where they can find knives. One bear offered an
especially detailed description of how to light a match, which
is what you want to say to a toddler.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
So there's no okay, yeah, just a little child proofing.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It would be a good thing to do with your
children's toy.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
We have a new pool in the backyard. We just
haven't put a fence up yet. It may fall in
and drown. That's crazy, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
They can't.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's weird that no one thought about it beforehand.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Where's the oversight?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You would install an AI actively with access to everything,
and you don't want to child gate it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Cart is way before the horse here.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And here's the thing, like you, we are compassionate human beings.
You want to give the benefit of the doubt, Like, oh, yeah,
I didn't even think chat GPT doesn't have childproofing. Sure, fine,
you're a toy line.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That would be the first thing. Seriously, the first thing
I would have said was, well, we can't do that.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
You would have almost you almost would have needed to
make your own AI to make sure it was childproof
and age gated.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
In all of the other things.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Also, maybe don't give kids AI.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I was just gonna say, how about if I came
up against this and I was in a meeting, I
would go, no, we can't make this. Yeah, there's no
you understand what's going to happen here, right, Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, and this is how they get you because now, yeah,
we're going to be putting childproofing on the stuff and
it'll get better.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Isn't that all handy dandy? But we are now just
normalizing the concept of giving kids AI. You know what
that means.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
The robots are going to teach the kids how to
build other robots, and then they're going to teach the
kids that, by the way, robots are better than humans.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And then guess who just got it recruited.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
To the side of the robots, So now they win
the inevitable human versus robot war.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
This is a chainsaw, and this is how we You know,
what we're providing you not a weapon. It's not a
weapon for the inevitable human versus robot war. It is
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Speaker 8 (23:27):
I'm doing great, much better. Now are you doing?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Glad? Carry glad to make your day? What do you
got going on this Friday? What are you up to
all right?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Now?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Working heading downtown? Gotta do some bridge repair?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Wow, you've heard of burning bridges, but Jerry he puts
them back together.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
And we appreciate you so much.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're a therapist.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know if you need this, but we got
your chainsaw. Oh, I mean it's job security.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yes, I'd love to see that a bridge versus chainsaw.
But Jerry, you're up for the task. What do you
got planned for this chainsaw of yours now?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
Other than tearing down another bridge? Okay, there are some
trees and bushes in my yard.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Are you working on the closed bridges that are right
there on the river?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Okay, all right, all right, there's bridges everywhere, but Jerry's
taking care of them with a chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Because it is rayche saw.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Better better day to start again than it is for
a white wedding. I think you're poison. It's morning moshpit
on Rocking ninety five five boys?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Sports?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeay?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
The new part owner of the White Sox. Eventually he
will take full control of the team. Justin Ishbia traveled
to the Vatican to meet with Pope Leo. Say what, Yeah,
he went to meet with Pope Leo because he really
wants him to throw out the first pitch at a
White Sox. He sounds like a logistical nightmare, Like none
o there. That would be pretty crazy. Would you do
it from like a pope? You know the popobil has
the bulletproof glass around it.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
If I get the Pope to come to Chicago and
go to Kaminski, Yah, I'm putting them in a box.
I'm not putting them on the field. I don't I
don't want those struggles. I don't want those troubles. Yeah,
Pope can come and watch.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I don't think he likes box That's why he's a pope.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
During the meeting, it should be a presented Popolio with
a White Sox jersey signed by the two thousand and
five World Series championship team and extended the invitation. He
went and got a meeting with the Pope. He went
to the Vatican and got a meet. Yeah, the guy's
a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I want to be like sorry, bove celibacy, no basis
for me.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
The Pope actually said he would love to come out
and do it once the new stadium is built, schedule permitting.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, the pressure.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yes, Oh, good job, Hope, Leah, all right, if we fit.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So what you're saying is the Pope says, if we
build it, he will come.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
All right, And onto some sad news here.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
The black Hawks lost the close one to the crack
and last night at the United Center, they were up
to nothing for most of the game until the end
when Connor Bernard actually got I've watched this a number
of times now. He got slashed on his wrist going
in for a goal near the end of the game,
and he was pissed about it. I haven't seen the kid,
the kid. I haven't seen that guy, you know, react
like that yet, and he was up in the ref's face.
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He touched the official, which got him a minor penalty.
Abuse of an official put the cracking on the power
play and allowed them to win the game.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Wop.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, when it's antics like that and it all like
trickles down and continues to roll.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I hate when that happened, Like.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
You gotta keep your your emotions under control there. And
then on Sunday they play the number one rated The
team has lost one game this season, the Colorado Avalanche.
I see that going great, it'd be cool if they
beat him.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Beat the Avalanche. Oh my god, they beat the Avalanche.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Nathan McKennon, Kal mccar, are you conflicted on that game?
The only time I don't root for the Blackhawks is
on the Avalanche playing because.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
They're my favorite team ever.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
We found a crack.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I love the Colorado Avalanche. They're incredible stocks.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, Michael's crack and I said it.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I knew what he was about to happen.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Wheelers are going to be in town over at Soldier
Field on Sunday taking on the seven and three Chicago Bears.
Your first ice in the NFC North Chicago Bears seat.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
That was enthusiastic, right, took the pain on your face,
shing it as a Lions fan. But here's the droll.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Is is Aaron Rodgers playing. It's still uncertain. He broke
his non throwing risk and still thinks he wants to play.
And for Aaron Rodgers iron standing completely because he holds
the deed to Soldier Field, he owns the rights to
the Soldier field, and he wants to come in and
continue to be that dominant forces Soldier field. And for
that I need the Chicago Bears to win this week.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Just stomps Steelers well to ask situation.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I do not want to see Aaron Rodgers smiling on
the sidelines because he did it again at Soldier No
Caleb and the gentleman on the Bears, Ben Johnson, get
him ready.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I need this one.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Who was it? We got a player coming back too,
or he was at least fighting? Great news practice, great
news full Johnson.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
A lot of Johnson's on that team.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's right, what's up?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
That's your response? Do they have a job? So I'm
going to be at the Aragon Ballroom next December.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
These bands and artists and comedians are scheduling things so far.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I appreciate a good calendar.
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You can you can still see them at the Evolution
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station in the morning. Matchpit is all.
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Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's Thanksgiving, heyver got it?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Eat some turkey Thanksgiving and we're all going.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Up from workI from the creep something.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
They'll be ungrateful for nothing of Thanksgiving, so let's give thanks.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
It's all presented by four of us massaurs. We're hosting.
All three of us are going to be on late
television radio. Did not get killed by the TV star.
We are invading it yet again. CBS Chicago's where we
will be. Did I get that right?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's video Star but this same thing it's all.
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Good, also going to be streamed nationally and.
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Internationally onto TV.
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We all ten c I was so fancy.
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I didn't know the goovies dog at a TV.
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I haven't, actually you did.
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You've gotten like five bells.
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There's a load numbers I like.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Okay, alright, alright, Michael.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Real quick, I gotta correct something, as you know, rarely
wrong on the show. They wrote on the other page
here that that was a twenty twenty six show for Sublime.
It is, in fact next month. Nope, twenty twenty five,
December twelfth.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh, so it is a twenty twenty five shit is But.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
On the other one they said it was a twenty
twenty six tour.
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Okay, so I assumed.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
December twelfth, but I double checked it is. You're like,
what did I just get wrong?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'm been Verbadi and ron bergending about the Chicago Thanksgiving
Parade presented by four of us, and then he overhears like,
I guess we gotta be honest. Hey, hey, Johnny Applesy,
we need you ready for that parade. You're gonna be
in the crowd. You're going to be in a viewing people.
We're gonna be interviewing CEOs, and we need you ready.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I can't wait.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
There's so many interesting people there, and I see them.
They're all dressed up, they got the turkey hats on them.
We're talking to everybody.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
More importantly, if you see Michael Wave thought them, Yes,
we want you to get his attention.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It takes Giving and we're gone. It eats some turkey.
It takes Giving four four and we're all called off
from Murky from the good Big Dad. Thats toughing. We'll
be ungrateful for nothing. It's Thanksgiving, so let's give.
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Now, here's a bit only plug there.
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Plug it.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
It is that time these Three Days Grace passes like
I kind of want to be a part of this.
I do too.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm not giving these away. Convince me to give these away.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Give them away, damn it, give it away now I prevail.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
It's going to be with Three Days Grace at All
State Arena on March ninth, and there's a VIP grade
with meet and greet with the band, get a photo
with the band, You get a tour backstage where the
band's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
You get some merch signed by the band, and a
whole bunch of other stuff. And I gotta tell you
he is a band and two lead singers for the
price of one.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yes, when I've seen meet and greet or VIP packages
come together, I.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Haven't seen one this nice minute saying they do it extra.
This is top to your.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
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Speaker 1 (32:46):
And three days Grace is a what it's a band.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
So you're gonna answer some trivia questions.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
You are going to take one of us hosts for
the save if you need a question answered, and we
get shot with nerve darts so you can meet the band.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
We want you here now eight four four ninety five
fifty your chance to and now Fun to the Head
on rock Eddy. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Are we speaking with Randy?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You are, Randy. How you doing today? Sounds like you're
in good spirits.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Are you feeling Randy always?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'm feeling wonderful.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
What do you got going on this Friday? Work? Where
do you work? Yeah? Where do you work? Randy Lyle Township?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Nice? Very cool? Nice, very nice.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, you are set up for Fun to the Head today.
It's a trivia game where you answer questions and You're
gonna take one of us hostage and we get shot
with Nerve cards on the line today Three Days Grace
tickets with a possible VIP meet and greet upgrade.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
You get qualified if you win those tickets.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Now, Randy, first big decision you gotta make is who
do you want to take hostage.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'd like to take you. I'd like to take you Maris,
and we're going to get Randy. These two.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Mariss Is going to get some Randy right. All right,
here we go, question number poe.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
A traditional Chicago handshake is a shot in a beer
combo that pairs old style with what liqueur? You know what?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Question?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'll do it again.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
A traditional Chicago handshake is a shot in a beer
combo that pairs old style with what liqueur?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah? Yeah, Just when you think about it, it's my
throat's tightening.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Randy, you let mylor No, I don't like cho a pitch.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I've been there before. All right? What country did Three
Days Grace originate from?
Speaker 8 (35:12):
What country?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Canada? Yes, Randy, you are on it today, my man.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
We must assume the animal they have become is in
fact a moose or.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
A Canadian goose.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Either way, they're on the loose.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Oh, we have fun. You get this last one?
Speaker 8 (35:30):
Right? Fun?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay? Tue or false.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs, is the oldest
ballpark in Major League Baseball?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, all right, how about this one? You got this one?
And what decade did Radiohead release Creep?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
What decades? Hey, how about some help? Ah, very smart, Randy?
That would be the nineties nineties?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Is correct?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Winter Day Winter Winter Chicken Dinner.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Randy, you are all set.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
You're going to see Three Days Grace along with I
prevail over at All State Arena on Monday, March ninth.
You are a final winner of the week along with
our fault final qualifier for the meet and Greet VIP upgrade.
Now what are you getting on this meet and greet?
It's one of the best I've seen in a long time.
You get to meet the band and get a photo opportunity.
You get to get a tour backstage so you can
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see all things that are happening. You get exclusive merchandise, autographs,
and so much more.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
And Randy, you are and do you know who you
would think about taking on this one?
Speaker 8 (36:55):
My son?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I love that so Randy, congratulations. We'll be reaching out
to Crown and VP winner.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Believe it might do that Monday. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Can't wait.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
But more importantly, don't work too hard in lyle. Don't
work too hard to say I'm going to try not
too but I know stuff happens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Sometimes we work.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, but yes, everybody else who wants tickets to go
see three Days Grace, head on over to ticketmaster dot
com and a big thanks to our friends over at
Live Nation at Q Prime.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Oh here's a bit only plug there.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Plug it.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah, it's time for those ac DC tickets. They got
an amazing tours. They're going to be out and about
on the year of twenty twenty six, and we want
you to be there.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
They're going to be over at Notre Dame, just one
of the many places that they're gonna be.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
The pre Reckless is on the tour with them, and
we want you to win these tickets eight four, four, nine, five,
ninety five fifty call it in. You got to answer
very difficult see DC question. Okay, you really just.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Glossed over the fact that the pretty Reckless is going
to be with them. They deserve more hype.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Taylor momson, Thank you, Goddess that you are the music
that you create.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Glor b to the Goddess.
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We're lucky to listen to it. We are very our years.
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at three Ohio State. They're also at Madison, Wisconsin and
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A very difficult question. It's been a difficult question all week,
all week we have.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
All right, you're supposed to go to the doctor for
four hours?
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Is a needle for that?
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Here's the thing, like, we've come up with the most
difficult ac DC questions all week long Chicago, proving that
they are the most die hard ac DC fans in
the country. And let's hear from Chris. Chris, how are
you doing today? I'm doing good. Marriage, I'm dozen great.
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It doesn't fun all right, Chris on the line right now?
Are ac DC tickets are you would you call yourself
a big fan? You are, You're very knowledgeable about a
C d C.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Okay, he's a decent nice I like that, all right.
So here is your question. Okay, I get to my notes, Eric,
Here we go. There is a band from Australia with
a band member named Angus Young and another one named
br Ian Johnson.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
What is the name of this band?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
My god?
Speaker 8 (40:06):
Oh what is it? Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:08):
Come on, Chris, we you know how hard I researched
that question. I had to verify that information.
Speaker 8 (40:21):
That a brainbuster, it was.
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I verified that information in at least ten different websites
that come up with the most difficult question possible. But
my man, you're going to see ac DC and the
Pretty Reckless on the Power Up Tour twenty twenty six
at Notre Dame Stadium on Friday September four.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Thank you, thank you, No, thank you for listening. Do
you know who you think we would think about taking
on this trip with you?
Speaker 8 (40:49):
My wife of almost twenty years.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Wow, shout your wife out, Chris? What was that? Shout
your wife out? What's her name?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
What's her name?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Her name is Debbie Ah Jessie, Debbie and Chris are
all set to go see ac.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
DC the cookies she made as a kid too.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. All thanks to
our friends over at GM Productions. It is rock ninety
five to five and we are ninety five minutes commercial
free right now, and Michael Scott specs tree for us.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, I gotta tell you what's going on around town.
And it is busy.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
I was telling you guys earlier. I love winter because
I can calm down. I don't spend as much money.
There's not as much going on. Oh no, I think
there's more. Tonight kicks off a night of melancholy in
the Infinite Sadness. It goes on through November thirtieth at
the Lyric Opera House. Should be a pretty cool show.
Let's see here at the Chicago Christmas tree lighting going
on to night six pm Millennium Parks. So stay the
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hell away from there.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Why are we lighting the Christmas tree before threwn a gorse?
Speaker 3 (41:52):
We like Christmas?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I like Christmas too. I like Christmas too.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
I like taking my holidays one at a time. You'll
lure people down so they'll spend money.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I like taking them one at a time too.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Marison from the same page.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Baby Zoo Lights kicking off tonight starting at four thirty
it we'll go four thirty to nine pm, more than
three million led lights, a ferris wheel, a light tunnel,
and holiday themed activities at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Tim
Dillon stand up comedian at the Chicago Improv all weekend long,
and then the Chicago Bulls tonight take on the Miami
Heat at the United Center. Tomorrow you got Portugal demand
(42:27):
at the Salt Shed. Nice Chicago Bulls taking on the
Washington Wizards. And tomorrow night a special game. They're doing
a Ring of Honor induction ceremony. Basically Horace Grant, a
bunch of other John Paxton, a number of other former
Bulls and announcers and stuff gonna get inducted into that
and they say a bunch of celebrity celebrities will be.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
At that game. Be a great building to be in.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
And they're doing it again at Wrigley this weekend. Northwestern
football versus Minnesota. Ooh, I don't have a game out there.
Maybe Northwestern will win this one. And then Sunday Yellow
Wolf at the House of Blues and two big games
in town, Chicago Bears versus the It's Burg Steelers at
Soldier Field and the Chicago Blackhawks taken on the number
one Colorado Avalanche. Oh Man at the United Center on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
What a weekend. That's truly an amazing weekend.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Oh and Tom Morello Show is wrapping up this weekend
as well tonight and tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Revolution.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, sir, nice I met a former bull yesterday in
the form of a Whopper Junior.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
It's formerly a bull.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
It's okay, all right, I came around on that.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I think this is gonna hit.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Thank god, we only got one hour left year on
the rock. It's time to dark.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Out needle teedles age dude.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Today, I'm Aaron Grievances with Paramount. Paramount has Sideline pushed
back The Last Ronan Project. This is the rated R
movie based off the Last Ronan comic book series that
was iconic and spurned a new energy within the Ninja
Turtle universe very quickly. The nast Ronan is a comic
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based off of one Ninja Turtle surviving and avenging his brothers,
and you go through this story of how they got
there and how he gets his Avenge Revenge.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
But it's so good.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
I think that might be one of the fastest comics
I've ever read in my life. Amazing storyline, and when
they said they were going to do a live action
everybody was like, Paramount.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
This is genius, move forward, make it go.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
And they're sidelining it for another reboot live action series
that they're gonna do with the Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
So I'm not as upset, but we're missing out on
greatness here. I need the rate at R.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, as an adult who loved Ninja Turtles when I
was like, I want that to have grown with me
and watch a gritty, dark Turtle.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Movie, you are absolutely correct.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Ninja Turtles is over forty years old now, which means
we you and I Michael I have seen this our
entire lives and now it's time to go back to
the adult themes that kick this series. Oh so, Paramount,
I know you're tabling it, but don't table it for
(45:26):
too long.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Put it out there.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
If you got to make a cartoon out of the
last few, make the cartoon happen so we share everything
we need to.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
I will give you that thank you.
Speaker 5 (45:36):
I still think who's the guy that did kill Bill Quin.
Tarantino would make a great dark Ninja Turtle movie.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, but then they'd have to figure out how to
design turtle feet.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
There's only two toes. He might not I'm out he
might not be in on that for that, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Paramount also canceled the Mutant Mayhem cartoon series that was
on Paramount Plus with.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
An Ninja Turtle studio. Paramount like, I'm going to come
to the office and speak to you at this time.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I wish you would actually going to go personal.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
There's a lot of us out here. I mean, it's
your birthday on Monday. What are they doing?
Speaker 7 (46:15):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (46:16):
That's right, Michael, get the plane tickets. We're going to
Paramount get them. Oh no, before we get there, we
do have to continue ninety five minutes commercial free on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Green Day is on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Make sure you keep it on Rock ninety five five
all weekend.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
We got your hookup specialty shows, great music and just
a good soundtrack to get out and have some fun too.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Maria, what do you got more positivity and sunshine for you?
On Rock ninety five to five to contrast this gloomy
day a warning that they are news headlines, so the
content itself isn't exactly what we would call happy out
the window, but we're putting a positive spin on the
news headlines for your hearing pleasure. This is bad news, bears.
(47:05):
Toddler killed by family dog.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Ah, that sucks. RUDEO start to this. You got to
get smaller dogs.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yours, larger kids.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Ninety six year old driver hits and kills pedestrian.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Is there I think there is tests, but maybe more,
you know, and maybe we need him a little stricter.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, no, I think that they should keep driving.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Time man uses social media to lure victim to death.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Oh is this the story I read about? I read
this story yesterday. It's terrifying. Did you not like?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Accused man impersonates doctor, assaults child, impersonates doctor?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (47:51):
All right, and that's the worst part of it.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
I don't know. No, I all bad, all bad, all bad.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Well, all of it is just that news bears.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I'm I just that was a bad one.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
That was you started it real rough and ended it
real rough, and now I'm I'm left.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
We don't rough. We roar bad news bears.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Are gonna get a point. Are you gonna be okay? Michael,
I'll be all right. The music helps, it does as well.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's They're killed by family Dog Yo.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Wheeze commercial free on Rock ninety five to five. Because
we love you and we love you so much and
we love to hear from you too, Mikey. Yeah, text
time as golfs.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
You could call us, you can text us, you can
email us whatever, but right now it's text time eighty
four four nine ninety five fifty. Let's start out at
the two six'. Nine of, course the Big Thanksgiving Day,
Parade Chicago Thanksgiving, Parade, yes going down next. Week, Yes
and we're getting. Advice you guys should look into heated
base layers On. AMAZON i do a lot of outdoor
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stuff during the, winter and this was a game. Changer
it could be handy for the. Parade, okay that's From.
FERGS i, think thank You fergs. DELICIOUS i, like have
you guys ever tried those heated clothing that like it's
battery powered and that actually heats.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
UP i wonder if those work that? WELL i just
Met where CAN i get? It where CAN i get?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It?
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Work On?
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Amazon you should, Go, yeah check it. Out you can
plug it in before you. Go And, MARIS i could
TELL i could tell you that my Thirst day creation
yesterday Was Shirley temple seven up spiked with, Malort but
that would imply THAT i sent that in as a.
Video OH i did send a video yesterday For. Thursday
that was. Tasty that's From.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Dave Thanks. Dave sorry we missed a.
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Video, YEAH i am sorry THAT i missed. That let's see,
Here Happy, friday mosh. Pitt do you guys have another? Chainsaw?
Today we tapped? Out do you know who's got?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
One?
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Walt? Oh you know who else has got? One pack a?
Pone you know who else has got to hell clang?
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Day because it's what? Up let's see? Here and finally,
today where's this from the eighty four to. Seven, today
my Mom nancy turned seventy seven years. Young i'm sure
she's listening on the app out In. Iowa can you
please wish her a happy birthday thanks from her one
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and only Son.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Fred, Hey, nancy happy thirtieth. Birthday, yeah that's all, Right
go out and you. Celebrate you do whatever you want to,
do and the celebrate all weekend long, too enjoy.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Yourself you can always text us eight for four ninety
five fifty what's that number?
Speaker 10 (50:31):
Again for four?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Five, gentlemen we've done it. Again my, god we've made
it through yet another.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
WEEK i didn't make. It i'm not here right. Dragon
well you'll get.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Your out of boys. Anyway there we, go kick us Off.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Maris this week The Ninja turtles lost the great movie
concept and this just Proves Pairmount pictures is really brill in.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
That it's been A, hello, Boy, ma it's been a
hell of a, Week.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Mikey i'm hype For.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Christmas cancel down my stride to keep. Insistent thanksgiving is
the only. God i'm struggle tring and. Tenseled hey our,
garden the. Meal i'm in full jingle mode there begging
me to chill a.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Boy, mikey it's been a hell of a.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
A, Boy, mikey it's been a.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Hell just want one e mail regarding the camera is
to catch the show that we, Started so, please, sir
MAY i beg your?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Pardon we had written approval From Brad.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Harden, yeah it's.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
Been a hell.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
On the, mornings.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
It's been a hell hoe, wow, WOW i hope we
get an. EMAIL i HOPE i have my job a.
CAMERA i ACTUALLY i just want to hear.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
From paramount because we are about to.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
SCUFFLE i just want to tell Everyone Merry, christmas no,
one oh my, Jock.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
Thanksgiving on the. Morning it's been a hell
Let's do it together. Shall we breathe in? Scream it out?
Oh that was good. That was a good end of
the week.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Scream of relief on the morning Marsh bit on Rocket
ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
My name's Maria Balmer, I'm Mary's I'm Michael, And hopefully
the volume evens out a little bit from there.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know what helps with a good scream?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What? How does that help the scream?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Because when you yell with a chainsaw, everybody gets intimidated
and runs away while you're trying to cut the bushes
down in your yard in December.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
For no reason.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
They could just induce a scream. That's true, that thing
out surprise somebody, as you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Know, that is not your cue to go, That's not it.
How would they do that because I just told them so?
Oh soon soon, okay, So don't tell anybody I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You're the one over here. If you're here now, you're
learning a secret. Oh yeah, that's very soon.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
By the way, what a huge day. I mean this day,
our Friday's really turn into just you want to win
something on a Friday, Today's your best chance? Yeah, ac
DC tickets three days, Grace tickets, led Zeppelin, two tickets
with the after party in the Foundation Room at the
top of the House of Blues, all kinds of and
not to mention chainsaws.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But the real prizes are the friendships along the way.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh my god, you could do Christmas presents today. You're
gonna get ac DC tickets, cook up your kids whatever.
Celebrating Thanksgiving, that too, not Christmas. I can't wait for
the parade. Speaking of that, the IP tickets for the parade.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Speaking of that polar vortex hitting on Thanksgiving days, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was so much fun.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You guys were so cold last year. Yeah, so bad for.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
An extra prep to make sure that I have a
nice little layer of fat. Okay for myself, I've been
eating a lot differently.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I feel like I'm a bear going in the hibernation.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I thought you were going to say, like an electric
jacket or something that keeps you warm.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That sounds expensive and not as fun.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
As get it and then take it back after the
parade after I sweat through that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm just gonna just send to the depths of hell
from whence I came.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Just chill out. Don't you love that?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
For you it'll be warm at least.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, that was the idea.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
All right, right by.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The fire, all right, you got you got today's weather ready, Okay,
all the.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Souls of the turkeys that didn't get pardoned, anything that
they did to deserve it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What were those turkeys wearing?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, it's a matter of why were they so tasty?
And thank you for your sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You get stuffed and gobble, gobble, We.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Forget about the thing.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It went up to and you can't get it down.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Nobody understands the cloud. It's a mystery weather.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Mostly cloudy and cool this weekend except for Sunday, gonna
be sunny and still cool, high fifty one. But lots
of outdoor stuff going on this weekend. We got tree lightings,
we got ice skating rinks opening, we got Chris Kendall Markets,
we got football at Wrigley Field. And it's a good
weekend to get outside because chances a chance of precipitation
a zero percent. Oh so cloudy today, partly cloudy tomorrow,
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sunny on Sunday, and basically like a high of fifty
every day.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I need some humidity in the air, though, I just
love my lips are so cheating.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
A love CarMax? What is the b Yeah? You like
the birds bees?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I like aqua for I like this new brand called
Kobe's Kobe's Kobe's Kobe all bees Wax.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Looking ahead to Thanksgiving? Not got it? The forecast?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Kid it all right?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I do one month of pervy comments and everything I say.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, it's just you.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Everything you do say, everything we say is very pervy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, I've never been peroted in my life.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Never.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, No, I went to Catholic school.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Looking ahead to Thanksgiving high of thirty six, low of
twenty six and windy.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Great.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, don't get her excited. Thanksgiving personage though.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Giving.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm grateful for handwarmers that go inside gloves, and also
Amazon so that I can buy hand warmers that go
inside gloves.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know what else we're thankful for?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
What I would be thankful if corporate would never let
me have it.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You want a chain saw? Yeah, they keep them locked
up from her. Give me a chain sash in the building.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Where eight four four? Tell me where b collar tend
to get your chainsaw?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
As it is free.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Where where are they.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Rock ninety five? Or we speaking with Dan?
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We are? Are you doing today? I am doing just
now you are?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What is in that cup? Because we need to go
get some for us? Oh he does not incriminating himself
and very smart, No snitches here, Dan, say you were
the chainsaw winner right now? Hypothetically ethetical what would you
be using the chainsaw for?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
On your end? I gotta cut me down a Christmas tree?
Thanks for that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
By Dan's got the chainsaw baby Thanksgiving. But it's fine,
You're you're quite and very welcome. Now how big of
a Christmas tree are you looking for? Like a six
foot or eight foot or a ten foot or what
are you working? What are you trying to get?
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
My wife wants to put up a niner or twelve foot.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah body, yeah, the wife's always wanting nine to twelve,
but they so often only get three to six.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Well, Dan, you are all set, and congratulations for getting
our first chainsaw on.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Free changsaw Right.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
A Night of Melancholy in the Infinite Sadness kicks off
tonight tonight at the Lyric Opera House and it goes
through November thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Now here's five or so things with mares? Why does
he always drop means during this part of the show.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That was smoothie, guys. I don't think anyone noticed.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I surely thought you were gonna throw it to five
things next, but well I didn't know it was kicking.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, you have the intro. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I was trying to get a radio.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's okay, big big thing going on at the Lyric
Opera House.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, no, we're excited about it, and also excited about
this Christmas in over at Hubbard in eight four four
ninety five fifty. If you want to be at a
part of the jingle Bell Brunch on Saturday, November twenty ninth,
be call it in right now eight four four nine
five ninety five fifty themed cocktails, festive dishes and live
(07:38):
entertainment for you to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Will Sanna be there?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Ah, it's probably busy, you know, getting the l's ready. Yeah,
busy time of year.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I got to hang out with missus Claus before he
goes into hyperwork.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
McDonald's getting ready to bring you something new is called
the Mixed Shaker Fries.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, I don't know if I like this one.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
It is fries coated in dill pickle Grinch salt.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Guys are trying to do there with the green.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, you know, the Grinch coming, no celebrating the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And it had gone my entire life without hearing the
phrase grinch salt.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, what is the salt again? Pickled till, pickle, grinch salt.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And so it's just sprinkled over your front. Yeah, what's
the pickle?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know, what's the implication here?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The green? Mm hmmm, oh, I hate you for that one.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
This is all going to be available on December Second's.
A man scores a one hundred and fourteen thousand dollars
lottery ticket after going to the gas station to get
a Shirley Temple seven upsoda.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Apparently it's a limited edition, but he went in for that,
grabbed the ticket and ends up coming out with eighty
two thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Dollars after federal taxes. Rice University has come up with
an ingenious.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Way to get the students to go to their football game.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Given the students free beer. Oh wow, is be twenty
one or over? Oh my gosh, and have your.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Student ID and you can get free beer at this
weekend's football game. The students are also going to get
free Ben and Jerry's Ice ice cream t shirts for
the first five hundred, a food truck voucher, and a
shot at winning five hundred dollars gift card.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm guessing the Rice student section is not attending these
football games.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Must not be Oh, They're not doing this again. There's
no way. This is a first and last time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I gotta believe.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Well.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
The other thing is they don't seem to have any
restrictions on how much free beer is free beer, so
we'll find that out. Also, Chadwick Boseman got his star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He was honored by
by Ola Davis, Ryan Coogler, and Simone Bozeman. But let's
check I well, we were gonna check you in, attempting
(10:01):
to check in. Maybe checking in.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You're not checking in all right?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Hey, congratulations to Chris. That is on hold for reasons
that I don't understand. You're going to be going to
the Christmas in at Hubbard In for jingle Ball Brunch
on November twenty ninth. Congratulations to you. Wish we could
have spoke Chris.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I don't care what they say about us in a way,
but tell me anyway, like, in detail, exactly, word for
word what they said.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't like. I don't really care.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I don't want you to go down that spira. I
want to know. I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, Well, text Maria directly.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
All right, it's morning watch. But on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Rock News, Megadeth's Dave Mustaine wants to play his final
show in Space. Earlier this year, Makedeth announce that they're
planning to retire, confirming that their upcoming album and tour
will be their last. Now he wants to hook up
with Elon Musk and play in space. He says, I
think it will be a really fitting climax, and I'm
not talking about the side of a vomit comment. I
(11:02):
want a gig on the moon full moon landing. That
would be cool, all right, I guess it'd be kind
of cool.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I have so many thoughts.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I immediately went to my science brain and was like, Okay,
so they're doing a show in space. Music vibrates, Omega.
This show is going to vibrate the hell out of
whatever facility that they're going to do and clearly mess up.
It just it's too much.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's the world is collapsing all around him. Fans are
probably complaining about not being able to afford groceries, and
Dave Mustane's.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Like, so Moon Show, she took it some short and
it's not like we have lunar travel happening right now
where we could just be like, yeah, you know, I'm
gonna get five hundred fans up there and hope.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hope and pray. Who was it the direct of the
original moonlanding?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Could we have him do it? Shut I only say
it to I too.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I feel excited.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Sharon Osbourne has come out with the final number for
how much Black Sabbaths back to the beginning show raised. Originally,
Tom Morello and a number of media publications said it
was up to one hundred and ninety million dollars and
immediately the government was like, where's our tax money?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
They have come down to the final numbers eleven million,
which is still a good number, and they say they're
breaking all the funds up equally between Cure Parkinson's, Birmingham
Children's Hospital and the Acorn Children's Hospice.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Okay, I like that. I love that. I really do
like that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The government said, okay, only eleven million. Fine, Now I'm
going to go take my taxes from some single mom.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
And the Kiss biopic director has shared a film update.
He says it's going to kick your fing a. Originally
announced in twenty nineteen, the long awaited Kiss biopick Shout
It Out Loud, is moving forward. The film already has
Nick Jonas cast to play Paul Stanley. But they did
say that this is going to be a a gritty
rock and roll movie on nothing says gritty like Nick Jonas.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Well, I know I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And a Kiss biopic, Yeah, it's interesting, gritty glam rock.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
The guy who is directing it did Charlie's Angels, We
Are Marshall, Terminator, Salvation, and then a whole bunch of
music videos over the years for Corn, smash Mouth and
a bunch of other bands.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can't wait to watch a gritty movie about men
putting on wigs and eyelights.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Movie sounds like it's about to actively be all over the.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Place, like they say. He says he wants to portray
Kiss as music industry disruptors. I mean they did, but like, okay,
I'll just wait to see what happens with this.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They disrupted the industry in the way that they added
to it and kept it going.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Right, and continue to keep it going because they did
a retirement tour and then announced we're gonna day in
your face as much as possible until the end of time.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Well, like the Queen biopic was amazing, right, great Moviezo
springstea movie was trash in my opinion, So we'll see
once it comes out. I guess we can all be
the judges for all the Rocket news and the concert calendar.
Just go over to Rock nine five five dot com.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Also, we got morning Moshpit Dungeons and Dragons on the way,
and we need you to play the role of either
or help us out as we're trying to build Chicago's
perfect hot dog. And for playing with us today, Led
Zeppelin two tickets on the line over at the House
of Blues that'll be there on Friday, January ninth, and
(14:38):
you also get passes to the after party in Michael's
favorite room in the city of Chicago, the Foundation Room.
The band is also going to be there, so be
collar ten right now. Eight four four n ninety five
fifty that number, Michael.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Eight for four nine five five ninety five. Let's go
to space for rock and roll show be Collar ten
fuck called rock nine. Are we speaking with Eric? Hey? Eric,
how you doing today?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
I'm doing well? Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So we're doing great.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Glad to have you here with us for a little
morning mosh pit, Dungeons and Dragons as we are on
the hunt for Chicago's finest hot dog.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Maria, you gotta recap right.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, let's go, as the gang is on their way
to assemble the perfect Chicago hot dog from the finest
ingreat ants in Chicago Land. We have been in the
bathroom of Gene and Judes for like three days now,
either or of Stephanie broke down the bathroom door to
save Marius and Masonovitch from carbon monoxide poisoning. Marius went
(15:41):
to go look for the relish and a refrigerator, but
got tangled and the seat belt and fell instead. Masonovitch
kicked out the car windshield and was able to get
out of the car.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And is still in the bathroom. And this is where
the gang finds itself today.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, we've been stuck. Eric, of either or either or
of Eric. We need your help.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Today, man, We do either or of Eric. We're currently
in the bathroom. What we want to do is find
the relish in Gene and Judes.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
We don't know where. Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Eric's got two phones. He's a busy man.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Eric, your grind, your phone is going off. Okay, So Eric,
either or of Eric. We are in the bathroom. We
want the relish. We don't know where the relish is.
The bathroom is in down down a hallway downstairs in
Jene and Judes.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
What do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Do you want to try to leave the bathroom and
find someone else to point to where the relish is?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Do you want to go outside and explore?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I want to find someone else.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
We want to find someone else. Let's give a roll, right,
we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Six six Okay, great, Either or sneaks out of the
bathroom to go find someone else to point them to
wear the relishes, they could get their bearings whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And you do you do find someone else?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Unfortunately it's a busboy and it's way above his pay
grade to know where things like relish are, even though
that is also literally his job, but they don't pay them,
so it doesn't matter. He freaks out a little bit.
He was like, what are you doing down here? No
one's supposed to be back here. This is not for customers.
(17:38):
I don't even know what I'm saying right now because
I'm so stoned because I'm a bus boy and that's
what we do. So he's not going to be able
to point you anywhere because he doesn't know which way
is up.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Marius, Okay, what would you like to do?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I am out of the car.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You're out of the car, humbled out of the seatbelt.
I would like to find the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, so we're gonna see if you can find.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
The kitchen.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Free.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I'm never getting out of this place, are we, Marius.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Marius exits the bathroom. He tries to walk down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
The carpet's a little bit soggy, which is a red flag,
but we're not thinking about that too much right now.
But he's gonna find this kitchen. He sees a doorway.
Oh that must be it, it says employees, only we
mean it, and he says, all right, that seems like kitchen.
Material right there, goes over to the door. Oh it's locked.
It's so locked. You're not getting through that thing. All right, Masonovich,
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what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Oh? I got the Acme black hole, and oh my god,
I want to get the hell out of Gene and Juice.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, you don't have any relish. You can't leave Gene
and Juds without relish.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
There's no relish anywhere else.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Oh, we have to get the gene.
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You have to get the relish from Gen and Juice.
This is what we've decided.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Okay, So I'm gonna use a black hole and I'm
gonna go from the bathroom to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Four? Goodness.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So the bitch throws down his Acme black hole. He
jumps in it, hoping that it takes him to the kitchen.
But he has absolutely no reason to believe that that
is what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Whatsoever.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
We'll find out if it does on Monday. Oh and
he got four, so it doesn't. Hey, Eric, thank you
so much for joining us today.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
For that, You're going to be headed over to led
Zeppelin too at the House of Losa, Chicago on Friday,
January ninth.
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Rod Now the drummer of the Chili Peppers. Chad Smith
has launched multiple music education scholarship programs, one at the
University of Minnesota, another one at the University of Michigan,
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this day and age, as we are on the precipice
inevitable dearman versus raybut.
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Walls from the front of the inevitable war.
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This company called Fulo Toy has a line of products,
including Teddy Bears and pandas that use open AI's chat
GPT to talk with kids. The issue here is that
it's not like chat GPT comes with childproofing, so we
don'll talk to the kids about anything anything, everything, everything,
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BDSM where they can find knives. One bear offered an
especially detailed description of how to light a match, which
is what you want to say to a toddler.
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So there's no okay, yeah, just a little child proofing.
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It would be a good thing to do with your
children's toy.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
We have a new pool in the backyard. We just
haven't put a fence up yet. It may fall in
and drown. That's crazy, that's wild.
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They can't.
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It's weird that no one thought about it beforehand.
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That's what I'm thinking.
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Where's the oversight?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You would install an AI actively with access to everything,
and you don't want to child gate it.
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Cart is way before the horse here.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And here's the thing, like you, we are compassionate human beings.
You want to give the benefit of the doubt, Like, oh, yeah,
I didn't even think chat GPT doesn't have childproofing. Sure, fine,
you're a toy line.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That would be the first thing. Seriously, the first thing
I would have said was, well, we can't do that.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
You would have almost you almost would have needed to
make your own AI to make sure it was childproof
and age gated.
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In all of the other things.
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Also, maybe don't give kids AI.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I was just gonna say, how about if I came
up against this and I was in a meeting, I
would go, no, we can't make this. Yeah, there's no
you understand what's going to happen here, right, Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, and this is how they get you because now, yeah,
we're going to be putting childproofing on the stuff and
it'll get better.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Isn't that all handy dandy? But we are now just
normalizing the concept of giving kids AI. You know what
that means.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
The robots are going to teach the kids how to
build other robots, and then they're going to teach the
kids that, by the way, robots are better than humans.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And then guess who just got it recruited.
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To the side of the robots, So now they win
the inevitable human versus robot war.
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This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
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I'm doing great, much better. Now are you doing?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Glad? Carry glad to make your day? What do you
got going on this Friday? What are you up to
all right?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Now?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Working heading downtown? Gotta do some bridge repair?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Wow, you've heard of burning bridges, but Jerry he puts
them back together.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
And we appreciate you so much.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're a therapist.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know if you need this, but we got
your chainsaw. Oh, I mean it's job security.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yes, I'd love to see that a bridge versus chainsaw.
But Jerry, you're up for the task. What do you
got planned for this chainsaw of yours now?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
Other than tearing down another bridge? Okay, there are some
trees and bushes in my yard.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Are you working on the closed bridges that are right
there on the river?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Okay, all right, all right, there's bridges everywhere, but Jerry's
taking care of them with a chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Because it is rayche saw.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Better better day to start again than it is for
a white wedding. I think you're poison. It's morning moshpit
on Rocking ninety five five boys?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Sports?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeay?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
The new part owner of the White Sox. Eventually he
will take full control of the team. Justin Ishbia traveled
to the Vatican to meet with Pope Leo. Say what, Yeah,
he went to meet with Pope Leo because he really
wants him to throw out the first pitch at a
White Sox. He sounds like a logistical nightmare, Like none
o there. That would be pretty crazy. Would you do
it from like a pope? You know the popobil has
the bulletproof glass around it.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
If I get the Pope to come to Chicago and
go to Kaminski, Yah, I'm putting them in a box.
I'm not putting them on the field. I don't I
don't want those struggles. I don't want those troubles. Yeah,
Pope can come and watch.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I don't think he likes box That's why he's a pope.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
During the meeting, it should be a presented Popolio with
a White Sox jersey signed by the two thousand and
five World Series championship team and extended the invitation. He
went and got a meeting with the Pope. He went
to the Vatican and got a meet. Yeah, the guy's
a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I want to be like sorry, bove celibacy, no basis
for me.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
The Pope actually said he would love to come out
and do it once the new stadium is built, schedule permitting.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, the pressure.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yes, Oh, good job, Hope, Leah, all right, if we fit.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So what you're saying is the Pope says, if we
build it, he will come.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
All right, And onto some sad news here.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
The black Hawks lost the close one to the crack
and last night at the United Center, they were up
to nothing for most of the game until the end
when Connor Bernard actually got I've watched this a number
of times now. He got slashed on his wrist going
in for a goal near the end of the game,
and he was pissed about it. I haven't seen the kid,
the kid. I haven't seen that guy, you know, react
like that yet, and he was up in the ref's face.
(26:38):
He touched the official, which got him a minor penalty.
Abuse of an official put the cracking on the power
play and allowed them to win the game.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Wop.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, when it's antics like that and it all like
trickles down and continues to roll.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I hate when that happened, Like.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
You gotta keep your your emotions under control there. And
then on Sunday they play the number one rated The
team has lost one game this season, the Colorado Avalanche.
I see that going great, it'd be cool if they
beat him.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Beat the Avalanche. Oh my god, they beat the Avalanche.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Nathan McKennon, Kal mccar, are you conflicted on that game?
The only time I don't root for the Blackhawks is
on the Avalanche playing because.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
They're my favorite team ever.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
We found a crack.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I love the Colorado Avalanche. They're incredible stocks.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, Michael's crack and I said it.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I knew what he was about to happen.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Wheelers are going to be in town over at Soldier
Field on Sunday taking on the seven and three Chicago Bears.
Your first ice in the NFC North Chicago Bears seat.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
That was enthusiastic, right, took the pain on your face,
shing it as a Lions fan. But here's the droll.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Is is Aaron Rodgers playing. It's still uncertain. He broke
his non throwing risk and still thinks he wants to play.
And for Aaron Rodgers iron standing completely because he holds
the deed to Soldier Field, he owns the rights to
the Soldier field, and he wants to come in and
continue to be that dominant forces Soldier field. And for
that I need the Chicago Bears to win this week.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Just stomps Steelers well to ask situation.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I do not want to see Aaron Rodgers smiling on
the sidelines because he did it again at Soldier No
Caleb and the gentleman on the Bears, Ben Johnson, get
him ready.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I need this one.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Who was it? We got a player coming back too,
or he was at least fighting? Great news practice, great
news full Johnson.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
A lot of Johnson's on that team.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's right, what's up?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
That's your response? Do they have a job? So I'm
going to be at the Aragon Ballroom next December.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
These bands and artists and comedians are scheduling things so far.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I appreciate a good calendar.
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It's Thanksgiving, heyver got it?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Eat some turkey Thanksgiving and we're all going.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Up from workI from the creep something.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
They'll be ungrateful for nothing of Thanksgiving, so let's give thanks.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
It's all presented by four of us massaurs. We're hosting.
All three of us are going to be on late
television radio. Did not get killed by the TV star.
We are invading it yet again. CBS Chicago's where we
will be. Did I get that right?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's video Star but this same thing it's all.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Good, also going to be streamed nationally and.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Internationally onto TV.
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We all ten c I was so fancy.
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I didn't know the goovies dog at a TV.
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I haven't, actually you did.
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You've gotten like five bells.
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There's a load numbers I like.
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Okay, alright, alright, Michael.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Real quick, I gotta correct something, as you know, rarely
wrong on the show. They wrote on the other page
here that that was a twenty twenty six show for Sublime.
It is, in fact next month. Nope, twenty twenty five,
December twelfth.
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Oh, so it is a twenty twenty five shit is But.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
On the other one they said it was a twenty
twenty six tour.
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Okay, so I assumed.
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December twelfth, but I double checked it is. You're like,
what did I just get wrong?
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I'm been Verbadi and ron bergending about the Chicago Thanksgiving
Parade presented by four of us, and then he overhears like,
I guess we gotta be honest. Hey, hey, Johnny Applesy,
we need you ready for that parade. You're gonna be
in the crowd. You're going to be in a viewing people.
We're gonna be interviewing CEOs, and we need you ready.
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I can't wait.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
There's so many interesting people there, and I see them.
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We're talking to everybody.
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Speaker 1 (31:14):
It takes Giving and we're gone. It eats some turkey.
It takes Giving four four and we're all called off
from Murky from the good Big Dad. Thats toughing. We'll
be ungrateful for nothing. It's Thanksgiving, so let's give.
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Plug it.
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It is that time these Three Days Grace passes like
I kind of want to be a part of this.
I do too.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm not giving these away. Convince me to give these away.
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Give them away, damn it, give it away now I prevail.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
It's going to be with Three Days Grace at All
State Arena on March ninth, and there's a VIP grade
with meet and greet with the band, get a photo
with the band, You get a tour backstage where the
band's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
You get some merch signed by the band, and a
whole bunch of other stuff. And I gotta tell you
he is a band and two lead singers for the
price of one.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yes, when I've seen meet and greet or VIP packages
come together, I.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Haven't seen one this nice minute saying they do it extra.
This is top to your.
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And three days Grace is a what it's a band.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
So you're gonna answer some trivia questions.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
You are going to take one of us hosts for
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get shot with nerve darts so you can meet the band.
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We want you here now eight four four ninety five
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Are we speaking with Randy?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You are, Randy. How you doing today? Sounds like you're
in good spirits.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Are you feeling Randy always?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'm feeling wonderful.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
What do you got going on this Friday? Work? Where
do you work? Yeah? Where do you work? Randy Lyle Township?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Nice? Very cool? Nice, very nice.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, you are set up for Fun to the Head today.
It's a trivia game where you answer questions and You're
gonna take one of us hostage and we get shot
with Nerve cards on the line today Three Days Grace
tickets with a possible VIP meet and greet upgrade.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
You get qualified if you win those tickets.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Now, Randy, first big decision you gotta make is who
do you want to take hostage.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'd like to take you. I'd like to take you Maris,
and we're going to get Randy. These two.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Mariss Is going to get some Randy right. All right,
here we go, question number poe.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
A traditional Chicago handshake is a shot in a beer
combo that pairs old style with what liqueur? You know what?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Question?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'll do it again.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
A traditional Chicago handshake is a shot in a beer
combo that pairs old style with what liqueur?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah? Yeah, Just when you think about it, it's my
throat's tightening.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Randy, you let mylor No, I don't like cho a pitch.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I've been there before. All right? What country did Three
Days Grace originate from?
Speaker 8 (35:12):
What country?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Canada? Yes, Randy, you are on it today, my man.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
We must assume the animal they have become is in
fact a moose or.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
A Canadian goose.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Either way, they're on the loose.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Oh, we have fun. You get this last one?
Speaker 8 (35:30):
Right? Fun?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay? Tue or false.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs, is the oldest
ballpark in Major League Baseball?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, all right, how about this one? You got this one?
And what decade did Radiohead release Creep?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
What decades? Hey, how about some help? Ah, very smart, Randy?
That would be the nineties nineties?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Is correct?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Winter Day Winter Winter Chicken Dinner.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Randy, you are all set.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
You're going to see Three Days Grace along with I
prevail over at All State Arena on Monday, March ninth.
You are a final winner of the week along with
our fault final qualifier for the meet and Greet VIP upgrade.
Now what are you getting on this meet and greet?
It's one of the best I've seen in a long time.
You get to meet the band and get a photo opportunity.
You get to get a tour backstage so you can
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see all things that are happening. You get exclusive merchandise, autographs,
and so much more.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
And Randy, you are and do you know who you
would think about taking on this one?
Speaker 8 (36:55):
My son?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I love that so Randy, congratulations. We'll be reaching out
to Crown and VP winner.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Believe it might do that Monday. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Can't wait.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
But more importantly, don't work too hard in lyle. Don't
work too hard to say I'm going to try not
too but I know stuff happens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Sometimes we work.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, but yes, everybody else who wants tickets to go
see three Days Grace, head on over to ticketmaster dot
com and a big thanks to our friends over at
Live Nation at Q Prime.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Oh here's a bit only plug there.
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Plug it.
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The pre Reckless is on the tour with them, and
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Glossed over the fact that the pretty Reckless is going
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Taylor momson, Thank you, Goddess that you are the music
that you create.
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Glor b to the Goddess.
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All right, you're supposed to go to the doctor for
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Is a needle for that?
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Here's the thing, like, we've come up with the most
difficult ac DC questions all week long Chicago, proving that
they are the most die hard ac DC fans in
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you doing today? I'm doing good. Marriage, I'm dozen great.
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It doesn't fun all right, Chris on the line right now?
Are ac DC tickets are you would you call yourself
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I'll be honest.
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So here is your question. Okay, I get to my notes, Eric,
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br Ian Johnson.
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What is the name of this band?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
My god?
Speaker 8 (40:06):
Oh what is it? Oh?
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Come on, Chris, we you know how hard I researched
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That a brainbuster, it was.
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Speaker 5 (40:40):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Thank you, thank you, No, thank you for listening. Do
you know who you think we would think about taking
on this trip with you?
Speaker 8 (40:49):
My wife of almost twenty years.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Wow, shout your wife out, Chris? What was that? Shout
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What's her name?
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Her name is Debbie Ah Jessie, Debbie and Chris are
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DC the cookies she made as a kid too.
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Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, I gotta tell you what's going on around town.
And it is busy.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
I was telling you guys earlier. I love winter because
I can calm down. I don't spend as much money.
There's not as much going on. Oh no, I think
there's more. Tonight kicks off a night of melancholy in
the Infinite Sadness. It goes on through November thirtieth at
the Lyric Opera House. Should be a pretty cool show.
Let's see here at the Chicago Christmas tree lighting going
on to night six pm Millennium Parks. So stay the
(41:48):
hell away from there.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Why are we lighting the Christmas tree before threwn a gorse?
Speaker 3 (41:52):
We like Christmas?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I like Christmas too. I like Christmas too.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
I like taking my holidays one at a time. You'll
lure people down so they'll spend money.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I like taking them one at a time too.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Marison from the same page.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Baby Zoo Lights kicking off tonight starting at four thirty
it we'll go four thirty to nine pm, more than
three million led lights, a ferris wheel, a light tunnel,
and holiday themed activities at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Tim
Dillon stand up comedian at the Chicago Improv all weekend long,
and then the Chicago Bulls tonight take on the Miami
Heat at the United Center. Tomorrow you got Portugal demand
(42:27):
at the Salt Shed. Nice Chicago Bulls taking on the
Washington Wizards. And tomorrow night a special game. They're doing
a Ring of Honor induction ceremony. Basically Horace Grant, a
bunch of other John Paxton, a number of other former
Bulls and announcers and stuff gonna get inducted into that
and they say a bunch of celebrity celebrities will be.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
At that game. Be a great building to be in.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
And they're doing it again at Wrigley this weekend. Northwestern
football versus Minnesota. Ooh, I don't have a game out there.
Maybe Northwestern will win this one. And then Sunday Yellow
Wolf at the House of Blues and two big games
in town, Chicago Bears versus the It's Burg Steelers at
Soldier Field and the Chicago Blackhawks taken on the number
one Colorado Avalanche. Oh Man at the United Center on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
What a weekend. That's truly an amazing weekend.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Oh and Tom Morello Show is wrapping up this weekend
as well tonight and tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Revolution.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, sir, nice I met a former bull yesterday in
the form of a Whopper Junior.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
It's formerly a bull.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
It's okay, all right, I came around on that.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I think this is gonna hit.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Thank god, we only got one hour left year on
the rock. It's time to dark.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Out needle teedles age dude.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Today, I'm Aaron Grievances with Paramount. Paramount has Sideline pushed
back The Last Ronan Project. This is the rated R
movie based off the Last Ronan comic book series that
was iconic and spurned a new energy within the Ninja
Turtle universe very quickly. The nast Ronan is a comic
(44:14):
based off of one Ninja Turtle surviving and avenging his brothers,
and you go through this story of how they got
there and how he gets his Avenge Revenge.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
But it's so good.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
I think that might be one of the fastest comics
I've ever read in my life. Amazing storyline, and when
they said they were going to do a live action
everybody was like, Paramount.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
This is genius, move forward, make it go.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
And they're sidelining it for another reboot live action series
that they're gonna do with the Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
So I'm not as upset, but we're missing out on
greatness here. I need the rate at R.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, as an adult who loved Ninja Turtles when I
was like, I want that to have grown with me
and watch a gritty, dark Turtle.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Movie, you are absolutely correct.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Ninja Turtles is over forty years old now, which means
we you and I Michael I have seen this our
entire lives and now it's time to go back to
the adult themes that kick this series. Oh so, Paramount,
I know you're tabling it, but don't table it for
(45:26):
too long.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Put it out there.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
If you got to make a cartoon out of the
last few, make the cartoon happen so we share everything
we need to.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
I will give you that thank you.
Speaker 5 (45:36):
I still think who's the guy that did kill Bill Quin.
Tarantino would make a great dark Ninja Turtle movie.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, but then they'd have to figure out how to
design turtle feet.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
There's only two toes. He might not I'm out he
might not be in on that for that, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Paramount also canceled the Mutant Mayhem cartoon series that was
on Paramount Plus with.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
An Ninja Turtle studio. Paramount like, I'm going to come
to the office and speak to you at this time.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I wish you would actually going to go personal.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
There's a lot of us out here. I mean, it's
your birthday on Monday. What are they doing?
Speaker 7 (46:15):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (46:16):
That's right, Michael, get the plane tickets. We're going to
Paramount get them. Oh no, before we get there, we
do have to continue ninety five minutes commercial free on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Green Day is on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Make sure you keep it on Rock ninety five five
all weekend.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
We got your hookup specialty shows, great music and just
a good soundtrack to get out and have some fun too.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Maria, what do you got more positivity and sunshine for you?
On Rock ninety five to five to contrast this gloomy
day a warning that they are news headlines, so the
content itself isn't exactly what we would call happy out
the window, but we're putting a positive spin on the
news headlines for your hearing pleasure. This is bad news, bears.
(47:05):
Toddler killed by family dog.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Ah, that sucks. RUDEO start to this. You got to
get smaller dogs.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yours, larger kids.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Ninety six year old driver hits and kills pedestrian.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Is there I think there is tests, but maybe more,
you know, and maybe we need him a little stricter.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, no, I think that they should keep driving.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Time man uses social media to lure victim to death.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Oh is this the story I read about? I read
this story yesterday. It's terrifying. Did you not like?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Accused man impersonates doctor, assaults child, impersonates doctor?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (47:51):
All right, and that's the worst part of it.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
I don't know. No, I all bad, all bad, all bad.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Well, all of it is just that news bears.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I'm I just that was a bad one.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
That was you started it real rough and ended it
real rough, and now I'm I'm left.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
We don't rough. We roar bad news bears.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Are gonna get a point. Are you gonna be okay? Michael,
I'll be all right. The music helps, it does as well.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's They're killed by family Dog Yo.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Wheeze commercial free on Rock ninety five to five. Because
we love you and we love you so much and
we love to hear from you too, Mikey. Yeah, text
time as golfs.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
You could call us, you can text us, you can
email us whatever, but right now it's text time eighty
four four nine ninety five fifty. Let's start out at
the two six'. Nine of, course the Big Thanksgiving Day,
Parade Chicago Thanksgiving, Parade, yes going down next. Week, Yes
and we're getting. Advice you guys should look into heated
base layers On. AMAZON i do a lot of outdoor
(48:56):
stuff during the, winter and this was a game. Changer
it could be handy for the. Parade, okay that's From.
FERGS i, think thank You fergs. DELICIOUS i, like have
you guys ever tried those heated clothing that like it's
battery powered and that actually heats.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
UP i wonder if those work that? WELL i just
Met where CAN i get? It where CAN i get?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It?
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Work On?
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Amazon you should, Go, yeah check it. Out you can
plug it in before you. Go And, MARIS i could
TELL i could tell you that my Thirst day creation
yesterday Was Shirley temple seven up spiked with, Malort but
that would imply THAT i sent that in as a.
Video OH i did send a video yesterday For. Thursday
that was. Tasty that's From.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Dave Thanks. Dave sorry we missed a.
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Video, YEAH i am sorry THAT i missed. That let's see,
Here Happy, friday mosh. Pitt do you guys have another? Chainsaw?
Today we tapped? Out do you know who's got?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
One?
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Walt? Oh you know who else has got? One pack a?
Pone you know who else has got to hell clang?
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Day because it's what? Up let's see? Here and finally,
today where's this from the eighty four to. Seven, today
my Mom nancy turned seventy seven years. Young i'm sure
she's listening on the app out In. Iowa can you
please wish her a happy birthday thanks from her one
(50:17):
and only Son.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Fred, Hey, nancy happy thirtieth. Birthday, yeah that's all, Right
go out and you. Celebrate you do whatever you want to,
do and the celebrate all weekend long, too enjoy.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Yourself you can always text us eight for four ninety
five fifty what's that number?
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Again for four?
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Five, gentlemen we've done it. Again my, god we've made
it through yet another.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
WEEK i didn't make. It i'm not here right. Dragon
well you'll get.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Your out of boys. Anyway there we, go kick us Off.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Maris this week The Ninja turtles lost the great movie
concept and this just Proves Pairmount pictures is really brill in.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
That it's been A, hello, Boy, ma it's been a
hell of a, Week.
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Mikey i'm hype For.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Christmas cancel down my stride to keep. Insistent thanksgiving is
the only. God i'm struggle tring and. Tenseled hey our,
garden the. Meal i'm in full jingle mode there begging
me to chill a.
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Boy, mikey it's been a hell of a.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
A, Boy, mikey it's been a.
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Hell just want one e mail regarding the camera is
to catch the show that we, Started so, please, sir
MAY i beg your?
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Pardon we had written approval From Brad.
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Harden, yeah it's.
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Been a hell.
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On the, mornings.
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It's been a hell hoe, wow, WOW i hope we
get an. EMAIL i HOPE i have my job a.
CAMERA i ACTUALLY i just want to hear.
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From paramount because we are about to.
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SCUFFLE i just want to tell Everyone Merry, christmas no,
one oh my, Jock.
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Thanksgiving on the. Morning it's been a hell
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