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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
And a Happy International Women's Day for Motley Crue on
the morning, marsh Pit, I'm.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rocking ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh was it the day that was their feminist anthem,
women Women Women?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
The day is tomorrow, but the month is March, but.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're not on air tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Congratulations Maria.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, I would like.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
To shout out all my fellow full time female jocks.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm rock ninety five to five. So you're gonna pack.
I'm mentioning them by name right now. You're just gonna
pat yourself on the back. Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Diverse entertainment is.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Someone's gotta do it, and it can't be a man
because that's weird.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Don't touch my back. Happy International Women's Day. Don't touch me.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Are we allowed to introduce ourselves or is this just
your day that you're claiming?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh yeah no, you guys don't get names today.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Wait, let's do International Women's Name my style.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So that's not Maria number one over there, say hi,
not Maria number one. Then that's not Maria number two
over there, Say hi, not Maria number two.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just give her the day, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
So today, on the day where we celebrate Maria the original.
We have a lot of gifts to get through to God.
Every time we open the mic. Today we're pretty much
giving something away.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
This is insane. This is like participation Award Friday, because.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Actually International Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Maybe maybe only women can win. Horrow just a thought.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
That sucks. No, I just screw the guys over. I'm sorry,
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I didn't mean it. I'm just trying to play along here.
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, no, no, no, and wait wait wait she already failed.
She called you by hen, here's a deal.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
What about a man identifying as a woman, so Jeff
could call up he's identifying as a woman, then he
could win too. We're not going to be hey, we're
not going to discriminate.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
We're not tickling that vein. However, you can win.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You can win today if you are a woman, or
or or if you are calling to win on behalf
of your wife or girlfriend or sister or mother.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
You have to shout out.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You have to be either a woman or representing a
woman like that.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes, I like that there, because we get yourself laid
by shouting your wife's name out. There's nothing more a
woman could want, oh than where are you going.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Off tickets A free chaseaw free chasaw Maria one and
not Maria too. You guys sounded nice.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
You already failed. You called him Michael is done? You
wrapped it up early?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Is an International Marist Day? Oh it's not? Oh, I
guess I'm making the rules.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
How much has just turned his back?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
How much did we celebrate Black History Month in the
Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
By the way, not enough? Maris every day? I wanted
to celebrate and for some reason we weren't doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just did we?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Just really job wouldn't have been to make sure that
that was front and center. Not.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I would love to have had the support of the studio.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I would really have a lacking support in that ro
have had this support.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
When is White History Month?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean you get the women's you get the black well,
I mean you're a strong black man. What you did?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You literally say the blacks? I said, you get the
black for History month?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Black history monk?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Shut up?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Michael and now w C Hi weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike today, What snow today? Off and
on here and there, snur everywhere in some places. You know,

(04:09):
I'm kind of digging the snow because this might be
some of the last snow we see. Fingers crossed. Don't
do that to me. No, you guys still are trying
to tell me that it's gonna be sixty degrees sixty
seven degrees on Monday, and this isn't spring.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Sorry. Yeah, not Maria too. This is gonna last for
longer than you want it to. Yeah, it's gonna go
well into April.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I have thirty six today snow off and on wet
snow it's gonna melt off.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
But tomorrow the weekend looking fantastic, fifty three and sunny
on Sunday and tomorrow forty three and Sonny all damn day,
it's gonna be perfect.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Michael, I did just get an email. Oh no, you
gotta redo your HR training.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Why what happened? Imagine being so solicitally unaware?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Is it because I just asked when White History Month is?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's smite? Well, that's definitely part of it, Michael. Yeah,
you can't.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Say the blacks ca the black I did not say that.
I said you get the Black History months, you have
the Women's History Month.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Where do I fit in?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I wish we had a call screener in today, so
I could be like, hey, go grab that audio real quick.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh well, we can display that bad we can still
grab it.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
But more importantly, now here's a bit only.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Pulled up there is Now I'm worried a hockey game tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Getting Michael out on the ice, not because I wanted
to play hockey, but because I want to punch him
with permission from a.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Ref gloves drop. Can we heye, Chicago Wolves, if you're listening,
By the way, Maria and I would love to reenact
a hockey fight on the ice at.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
A game on the Have you ice skated?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, but it'd be fun to try. Although I am
like fourteen feet taller than you.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
That would be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Can we have the dullest ice skates for the both
of you? Because I don't trust either one of you
surviving that.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I we didn't have to
have blades on our feet.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Literally do this.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
See I would pick to fight Maris, but he would
whoop my ass. Yeah, he would look at those paws
four pack of tickets.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I'm Chicago Wolvestrand Rapids Griffins this Saturday, March eighth. You
want to go eight four four nine five five ninety
five fifty Rock ninety five five are we speaking with Freddy?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Your stone?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
And so you already know the rules to win these tickets?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Don't you celebrating women's history?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I do. I'm celebrating and representing my fiance Comando.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Like that a lot, Freddy.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I like that International Women's Day, which is tomorrow. So
we're celebrating International Maria's Day as the resident woman on
Rock ninety five five and.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Fredday, just make this your day? Sure did, and so
Freddy just like a woman.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
My god, hr is calling again, Freddy, I do want
to be mad at you so bad.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's funny, It's really funny. That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're going to be adjacent to Maria.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Today, all right, so Freddy, you are also.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
You should always have the power matriarchy.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
You know what I'm saying, matriarchy on the morning mosh pit.
It fits, it does. What did you just say?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I asked if you want to pay the bills too?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Well, unfortunately with my history you.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Know that I do.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
So yes is your daddy now? But you don't want
to go by mommy?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, you don't know, Okay, I've seen those comments online.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's weird. I'll be your father. Happy International Maria Day.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Ready, you are all set with the chaos of matriarchy
mosh pit over here. You're going to the Chicago Wolves
to see the Grand Rapid Griffins. If anybody else wants
to go, get your tickets at Ticket Match Content Day
because the game's tomorrow. You really gotta get it done today.
Go get your tickets to the Chicago Wolves.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
The kind of a pretty sunset out there if you
look up before the snow arrives today. Have some wet
snow today off and on, and then a beautiful weekend
ahead of Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Maria, not Maria too over there to make it a
little game where he leaves the studio right before we're
about to go on are and just cuts it as
close as possible.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I have to check the sun I said twenty seconds,
and he nods and goes okay, and then opens the
door to go see the sunrise.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Not Maria one, You're giving not Maria two, way too
much credit, dear listener. It is obviously International Women's Date
tomorrow own as the resident woman on Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
We're just calling today International Maria Day.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
This one, Yeah, you get one, you've already you're gonna
have it? Or am I taking it by force? So
let's be so realistic. Happy International Maria matriarchy the morning, Masha,
you are giving not Maria too far, too much credit,
not Maria one, because there's no.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Good her own name.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah yeah, yes.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Good name. He doesn't have control over the impulses.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's just like a floating brainstem in a meat suit.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
You're at the Mercy Electricity.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I think you just described a DC character. I gotta
look this up. You guys don't like sunrises? Oh we
love sunrise there, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Right now, I'm going glands out there at a time
that isn't right before when we're about to go on air.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
All yeah, you have some news for us. You know
you almost forgot.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I got caught up in International Maria's Day. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
If anybody has adderall, just send it to the studio please.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
That would be committing a crime, which I would never
ask you to do. And that's why it's International Maria Day,
not International not Maria one Day. Anyway, the corporate chills
told me to put a positive spin on the news headlines.
You know those things that give me depression every single day,
and I do my job.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Welcome to bad news Bears.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
US Army soldiers accused of selling military secrets to buyers
in China. Southern University student's death being investigated as a
possible act of fraternity hazing. Ten million dollar reward offered
for former Olympic snowboarder accused of running deadly drug ring.

(11:02):
That this is my favorite one. We're ending on a
high note. Well below note I suppose Wisconsin judge refuses
to block slender Man attackers release from psyche psychiatric hospital.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
All of that just bad news bears.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Is it interesting that there were no women featured in
your bad news bears for International Women's Month?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Wow, I said, Wisconsin judge refuses to block slender Man
attackers released from psychiatric hospital.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Those were women.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh got the international women. So you know what else
we need today? M oh tsaw on the news chasaw.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Now, as we had mentioned earlier, we are honoring the women.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
We are we are honoring the women.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
So women calling for your chainsaw or if you are
honoring a woman by winning this chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
For her, Colin Yeah, that could be your wife, your girlfriend,
your fiance, your mom, your sister.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Your best friend, your boss. Who is a woman, all
of the above?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Eight four, four, nine five, ninety five fifty colour teens
Getting the Chainsaw Rock ninety five five?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Who were speaking with today?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
You're speaking with Cameron WHOA.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, we got a lady on the line as we celebrate.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Michael, No, no, can you turn down? Not Maria to
his mic? You're just off for right now.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
She doesn't have to go, Tammy shouldn't have to go
through this.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh, he's going to move to one of our mics.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'll be good. I promise I'll be good. I promise.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
My issue is not whether or not you'll be good.
My issue is with your definition of good in my
lack of faith in it.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, okay, let's talk to you careful. Let's talk to
Tammy as we want to celebrate, not either. What are
you up to this Friday?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
On my way to work? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Where do you work?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Tammy? A caregiver? A caregiver caregiving?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Do you make less than your male My god, I
made pretty good guys, as you should.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes, I do you know what Tammy? You get to
take this chain sold to one.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Man, one man.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Fight.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
We still technically be chopping wood.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay, yeah that one. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Best of the week, thank you, best of the week.
Thank you. It is international, Maria's so it's.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Good to land in international Women's It's tomorrow International Women's month.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah that one, but today's international. You had a birthday.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I got some news for you.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah. Please.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
A new bill introduced to the Illinois legislature could require
schools across the state to.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Change say the s legislature no Illinois. Yeah, I keep
doing that. I'm sorry, my god.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Perhaps like you live here.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I've only been here a short amount of time. I'm
still learning everything.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
But you've been as United States citizen your entire life.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Know the names of the states.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Listen, No one says Illinois. Outside of this state. They
just say Chicago. No, they say Illinois. I don't know
how many times I've ever even said it in my life.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Have you watched the Animaniacs?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh my god? Should I have.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Here?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
We go? Alright?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Readys were very strict. Animaniacs were probably outside of the wheelhouse.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
They weren't.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
A new bill introduced to the Illinois could require schools
across it's like it's stupid.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's the literal name of the state.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, I'm just I'm just disappointed I said it wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, not Maria.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
A new bill introduced to the Illinois legislature could require
schools across the state to change mascots that reference disabilities
in a derogatory way. The proposal comes as Freebird High School,
located twenty five miles from Saint Louis, faces renewed criticism
over its mascot Marty the Midget.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh no, they ruined it.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
That such a goal high school name, by the way,
that school Bird. Yeah, like my high school was the Tigers, right,
they are the Midgets.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
No, And so using that comparison, do you see why
it's an issue to use human beings as a mascot
where you would use an animal in that same position,
and how that can be dehumanizing.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
If I was as you're not, if I was a
little person not, I would feel misrepresented.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
You don't know how you feel represent you feel.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
You can't tell you presenting a person that you are not.
You cannot represent a person that you are not that person.
That's not how that works. It's International Brands Day.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Bye, it is the morning Mashpitt, and we're celebrating the
matriarchy today as we get ready.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
For International Women's Day that is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Speak for yourself. What's today?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Is something happened today? It's Friday?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Say it, It's Friday, Friday, we have one more to
get away.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm excited about Maria's Day as I am the resident woman.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'm not gonna oh, okay, so you need special treatment.
It's it's International Women's Month. That's what I'm saying. That's
the whole point, right, to recognize the beautiful, hardworking, amazing
women in the world.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Mm hm And how and how how do you recognize
the beautiful, hardworking, amazing women in your life?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Michael?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I just look around and I can't. It's like flowers,
you just they're blooming everywhere, and I just them. I
sniffed them. And I just.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Quick question, if.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Someone came up to you and sniffed you, would you
say thank you?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Maris absolutely thank you, Maris for sure.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Leaving that alone. Rails, We don't get him rails anyway.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I was about to reframe that. I was like, I
was talking about train rails, but that doesn't help.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
It that situation. Any trains run. This is going to
be a hard pivot. Remember that kid found that Paul.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Schon's rookie card and he didn't know if he wanted
to sell it for a bunch of money. But then
the Pittsburgh Pirates offered him like lifetime Hoday season tickets, seats.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Behind the plate for thirty years. By the way, remember
this is like not a one year thing.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
This is yeah a long yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
And they gave him money on top or we're offering
him money on top of that.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Two man like other memories.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Livy done. Speaking of Women's Women's Month, A beautiful woman,
Livy done. She offered to let him hang out in
her sweet whenever he goes to the game.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hey, just naming a woman isn't enough to say that
you're celebrating International Women's Month. I just want to throw
that out there. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
But I'm just just so you know. Okay doesn't count.
I'm not getting any version of points or extra credit. Okay,
cool trying?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So we have I need you to not try and
to just listen for once in your goddamn life, what happened.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
To my man?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
So we have an update on what the child decided
keeping the card and those giving the card to the
Pittsburgh Pirates and taking those season tickets or selling it. Yeah,
he is selling it and it's one of those feel
good stories. The card is now up for auction, featuring
a patch from the debut Jersey Paul Schimes. The kid

(19:16):
decided to sell the card and donate the proceeds to
the Los Angeles fire relief funds.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, stop, this child.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Is yep, this child is helped beating the LA Fires
with this baseball card.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Okay, yeah deer Pittsburgh Pirates, yeah right, mares give them
ten seasons.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You should get everything that you offered him on top
of this, Like.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
This kid selflessly stepped up to the plate. Nobody asked
him to do this. Probably doesn't want publicity from it. Yeah,
give the kids some tickets.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Give the kid tickets, can give the the money all yeah,
I mean yeah, hou why not just half? Why not
give yourself a college fund?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Some people are generous. I'm trying to be generous and
Phil you're not trying very hard.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I'm trying to give everything I can to Women's Month.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
We need to talk about what trying looks like and effort.
But that's for next International Women's Month. We need to
adjust expectations.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I'm just saying I would have probably sold the ticket,
given half the money away.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
And no one asked.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Now here's a bit only plug the.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Bucket.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I am that plug.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
As we get ready to celebrate International Women's Day tomorrow, we.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Get a next gentle plug.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Not with this band.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Oh it's Pantera, Yeah, Credit Union one Amphitheater. We want
you to be there on Saturday, July nineteenth.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
That's just gonna be a wow.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Shoving that plug in.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
With tickets, with tickets, with tickets, with tickets, We have tickets.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
We'll leave tickets on your nightstand.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
And as we are getting ready for International Women's Day
and Something.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Something today is International Maria Something Something Maria Day.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
As the resident full time woman on Rock ninety.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Five five, we're celebrating the women, and we want to
celebrate the women.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
With prizes today.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
So ladies eight four to four nine ninety five fifty,
or if you are celebrating a lady in your life
and you want to celebrate them with these tickets eight
four four ninety five fifty, you have.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
To tell us the woman that you're celebrating. Though, yes,
could be your mom, your sister, your wife, mistress, your fiance.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Stop that. If she's your mistress, you have to say that.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Could be your boss, but not likely. Rock maty five five,
Chicagos Rock Station, Marie, what.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You got as technology and science advance we on Rock
ninety five five see it drawing us ever closer to inevitable.
You ad visus robots.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
From the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
A new study shows that AI apps like chut ChiPT
can actually display signs of anxiety.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, so they don't actually have emotions, But researchers say
that large language models actually give different output when they
receive traumatic information, and even crazier relaxation prompts can calm
them down. It says this is important because AI is
already being used to aid in mental health therapy, because
if it reacts erratically, it will be less useful in

(22:25):
a clitical setting. Going forward, programmers will have to account
for these reactions and make sure AI keeps its cool.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I like how I said, they don't have emotions, but
it's definitely showing emotions on a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I need to use prompts to calm it down, now,
what's it going to be like? No, just shoot them like,
I'm sorry, I don't think that feels okay chat.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
GPT and that is why we care about humans who
can read that and be like, all right, don't just
blindly follow the orders from the robot unless we have
someone like Michael that's in charge. Because then Michael and
or not Maria number two today on International Marinas, I
am also reminding, dear listener, hang on, I'm I'm in

(23:08):
the middle of ramping myself up here.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Are like totally international, honestly, not Maria number one. I
need you to calm it down a bit over there.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
So anyway, what happens is there's a person like not
Maria number two over there who's notorious for wanting to
bang robots.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
He's the one put in charge of reading these problems
from chatting GPTWO or whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
AI gets stressed out and tells us to start shooting humans.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Michael does have any filter distressed discussion.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
He starts shooting humans, and.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
This what's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war. Finish things you almost certainly need to know.
It's a hell of a community service I tell you
that much.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I don't forgive you for putting off Metallica early, but fine, yeah,
I called.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Al What do you want?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Do you want International Maria Day, International Women's Day?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Or do you want Metallity?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
They were fading out of the last five seconds, So
we're going to five things here an Orlando person or
a person from side. It was impersonating an Orlando magic player.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Got me all frazzled right now to try and steal
jewelry from a jewelry store to the tone of seven
hundred thousand dollars, went in and convinced him that he
was the liaison for an Orlando magic player. Interesting asked
for specific amounts of jewelry, one hundred and sixty k
in earrings, another pair that valued at six hundred and

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nine thousand dollars, and then a six hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Rain So what he wanted to get them to get
him out on the counter and then stole.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Them In the middle of the consultation, he grabbed everything
rand got into a scuffle, then tried to swallow the jewelry.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
When the cops caught up to Tea.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Jane the good job, Orlando, What Orlando Magic basketball team,
sports plays.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I know athletes, Yeah, I know, I know Jack used
to play for the Orlando Magic.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Good job, Michael, I know who Shack is.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
A female streaker was caught on a Southwest flight. Now,
the nice thing was that this happened, dude, I will
pay more.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'll pay extra fees for that. I hate sitting on
a flight. You get naked people running up and down
the aisleway. I'm in matter of fact, wasn't there a
Heaters airline at one point? I got an idea on
how to bring that back?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Because International Women's Days tomorrow I'm trying to support.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
And so what I'm doing is learning Michael destroying his
own career on air for International Women's Day.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It was the Mighties. I'm taking one out for us
very quickly.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
She was screaming that she's bipolar and she wanted to
get off the plane. They got her off the plane
in the.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Flight without she called me. Actually is she was having
it a moment.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Happy Gilmour Too is coming to Netflix on July twenty fifth,
featuring Scottie Scheffler, Rory McElroy, Justin Thomas Eminem, Travis Kelsey,
Bad Bunny, and Dan Patrick is gonna be stacked with
a ton of people.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yes, you know, it is going.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
To be stacked with a ton of people, a bunch
of dudes in International Maria's Day, International Women's Day Tomorrow.
I'm the Soul, full time female personal and I'm rocking
by Bye Bye, let Go.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Julie Bowen will also be in the movie. Thanks for
letting me finish, Thanks for letting me finish. I'm putting
you off right now yet again.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Let him finish? Please?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay, Oh boy, oh boy, she's coming around.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I'm knowing the other d Locknest Monster has been sighted
and they are looking four to set against.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Messiah.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Finally, Monty Python and the Holy'll be back in theaters
to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary. They will be back on
the big screen on May fourth and seventh. Actively, right now,
Maria is chasing Michael around the studio.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
They are running in circles around me.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
And I don't know if I feel safe or not,
but we're going to continue with the maytriarchical celebration of
International Women's Day year on Rock ninety five five, Rock
ninety five to five on International Maria Day.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
We're so good to hear you say it not Maria
number one.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
We're celebrating as it's not quite International Women's Day just yet.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
And reminding you that we do, in fact, technically have
a woman on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hi, my name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh you okay?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
And we also got a shout out Katie, and we
got a shout out Sabrina, and I believe we have
to shout out Ty Bailey as well.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Krista. Yeah, don't forget about Christa? How'd you almost forget Christa?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I was starting with she was air staffed, and then
I was getting over to our social media staff.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
There's tons of women in this building. It's amazing to
walk around and just see so many incredibly talented women.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, and Michael knows every single one of their cup sizes.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I'm just working on their names, but cup sizes he
has down. It is another day today, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I believe it is. It is.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah, it is absolutely free Chainsaw Friday. When you hear
the sound be the right caller for a caller eight
four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
You went automatically if you're a woman, yes, today.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I mean, yeah, we're we're trying to honor the women
by giving them chainsaws, which is just a deadly sentence
in itself.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
You can win this on behalf of a woman in
your life.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
That could be your wife, your girlfriend, your fiance, your mom,
or it could be your cousin or your coworker.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
There's a woman, a number of people that you could
give this chainsaw to. Well, Michael, oh no, I was
just thinking, like normally we wait a moment and like
play commercials, play a song, and come back. Could we
just get a winner right now when we say call,
let's see and we award someone right now, Let's give
it a shout.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Let's try it.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Okay, Rock ninety five five. Whom are we speaking with today?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You're speaking with Gale right, Yeah, Gail Force, coming at you.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Happy International Maria's Date. That's the last time, that's the
last one you're getting today.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, it definitely isn't.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
And in honor of International Women's Day tomorrow, Gail, you
got yourself a chain saw.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Oh, thank you so much?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
No, thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I don't like you saying use it on a.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Man I don't care about you, like a national Maria's Day.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
What are you going to use this chainsaw for specifically,
I will not use it on a man. Okay, very good,
don't implicate yourself on the radio. But what real plans
would you have for set chainsaw?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
I guess that he wasn't in my backyard.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
I've got some trees there. You got some trees.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
She'll use it in the backyard and then afterwards there
will happen to be some loose dirt around.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Don't worry about that. These are new bushes.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Bushes, okay, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Planting bush for International Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, nobody wants that.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Gail your set. You won our second chainsaw of the day.
Maria is apparently planning bushes today.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
And Michael is avoiding them.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Just kidding, Michael, don't worry the bush avoids you. God
spoon Woman Day as we are celebrating International Women's Day
a day.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Early with International Maria's Day.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Un rock and batty five little spoon or big spoon
or a backpack, backpack in a big spooner, essentially the
same thing. Not Maria number one, but like.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
You would actually be more of a backpack.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah yeah, you know, but again a backpack in a
big spooner the same. It's the same position.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Just different executions. What are we talking about right now?
But spores? Darn it.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I'm so confused by sports right now, if I can
be honest. Oh, because I've been trying to pay attention
to this. The Blackhawks and Ryan Donato, they're shopping him around,
they're trying to extend him. Apparently yesterday was the trade
deadline for the NHL, and I'm not seeing anywhere that
he was traded or extended, so I don't think anything happened.
So he's probably just going to play out the rest

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of this season.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, I know how to extend him, but a lot
of people are saying an extension.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
The black Hawks did change their Twitter header to a
shot of the team on the bench and Donado like
you know after you you know, when you're celebrating after
a goal and you go down the line and pat hands,
but he's outside of the thing. And someone shared it
and said, this is this is the last game Tonato
ever plays for the black Hawks.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
So listen.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Eight five fifty helped me out on this one. I'm
just looking at the news here and I'm a little confused.
If yesterday was the trade deadline, is he staying? Is
he going how are the black Hawks going to better
this team? Because something has to have. Have you looked
in Connor Berdard's eyes lately? They're dead, just dead. The
dude does not want to be playing. I don't know
if he wants to be playing here or at all anymore.

(32:47):
But could you understand how if you go put your
everything into something and and every day is a loss.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I really feel for him, and I think the biggest
statement was he wanted to go play for the ice Hogs,
which is like, hey.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
He's like, I'm not even having fun.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I'm gonna go down to the AHL and We're going
to have a blast. Sometimes you got to chase the hog.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
International Women's Day on Rapp had two good job, Maria.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
We got Bulls news though, yes, Kobe White had a
career day yesterday. Forty one points, forty four, forty four.
I'm sorry, Kobe. That's a lot of points in a game.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
That is a lot well done on your end.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
As the Bulls walked away victorious and they're really working
their way away from.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
This lottery pick. And I don't know how I feel
about it.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I know, right because you were telling me. I was like,
why do the Bulls suck so bad You're like, oh,
they're tanking on purpose.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Well, and then it's like they're just in range to
get that play in.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
So I'm just really not sure what they're going to do.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
In baseball news today, the Cubs play the White Sox
spring training game time two five pm.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Maria, do you have any additional input on sports? I
know it's your favorite topic of the day.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Everyone's doing a really great job.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Message me about the black Hawks thing. I'm interested eight
four four five fifty.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
There's this game we play here on the morning match
but matriarchal version today.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, fun to the head.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I'm not next and I will not be answering questions.
Are you for anyone else? I believe you're gonna get picked.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I answer to no one today. International Maria's Day really rock?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Are we speaking with Matt Whats up? Man?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Oh my gosh, Well, welcome to our celebration of International
Maria Day.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, we are about to get in front to the head.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Who's your favorite woman? You are good?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Sidney?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Hey, if you want to ask, what does Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Have that I don't, But there are two very clear answers.
My head up real quick, which which head?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Oh boy, oh Sydney. Oh, we're having a great Friday,
and Matt, we're happy to have you here with us,
but we got to get you these tickets to see
Creed and and the most important decision you have in
front of you is who do you want to answer
questions for you?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Awesome? Oh boy, thanks Matt.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I appreciate it, Thank you truly?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Are we ready?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Maria?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
But she said she wasn't answering questions for nobody. Why
is everybody listening to Maria today?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Because it's International Women's Day and Matt knows how to
listen to a woman.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Matt, you're a great listener.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It's like one and Michael, have you ever listened to
anything ever in your life?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I try, but I get distracted.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
So the answer is no, Okay, here we go, let's
do it. Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Which vitamin is primarily obtained from sunlight exposure and helps
maintain strong bones?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Does abouty good Vitamin D day?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
But talking about vitamin D the day before International Women's
Day feels wrong?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
So that was wimpy. That was so it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Dark and even reached marekoto thany God stop then just
be able to impale all right, oh, which band led
by Gerard Way, released to the hit album The Black

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Parade in two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Ma Chemical Romance.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
It's too easy, I will say, the women, claim Gerard Way,
So I feel like that counts.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
That's fair. Matt.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Are you still you're still very confident as we're one
question away?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Here, I got you, I got you.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Here we go. Do you have him though?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, you do, all right?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Which fast food chain is famous for its slogan have
it your way?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Talk about just giving Marris just underhand pitches that you're
away you rule.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
That would be Burger king Burger Queen.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
They don't have a Burger Queen today. It's Queen today.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
That never happened.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
You could cook better.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Oh my gosh, Michael's gonna no, Michael's gonna cook me.
Goddamn nail, make me a sandwich base take your pop
off while you're preparing, Mikey, babe, goodness.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I want you walk around.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
The studio in the song Let's gener reverse the nineties.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Oh my god, I don't want to do that. I
don't want nobody else. I want to spare everybody from
that that's Matt. You made good decisions today by picking
got you the tickets free.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
That's ally for the summer of the festival.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Can you tell this gentleman his name today? What can
you see? What did you say your name was? That's
not what it is, hey, Matt, can you tell him
what his name is today?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Not Maria Wandi would thank you, Matt.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I appreciate you to the highest and happy to get
you these chickens.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yes, yes, those guys got.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
To stick together. Oh my god. For everybody else that
wants to be at the summer.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
To answer one question, it's at live nation dot com.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Hard to handle on International women'stern my word, it's every woman.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I found.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Hang on, I'm not good at this. I just Michael,
that was a big one. I just well, I don't
want to say it because I.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Don't want they heard what happens?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Wow, nobody listens. Yeah, daylight savings time means the clock
spring forward an hour this weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Get your hands together more daylight. I would love to
put my hands together.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Unfortunately, you said daylight savings time and it is in
fact daylight saving time.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Wow, I don't do that, glad. We just derailed the
whole damn thing.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Let the test.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
You're right though I did mess this up earlier. Let
the s be there. Daylight is okay saving Michael needs.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
To work out his s use.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
He's saying illinoise and then he's also saying daylight savings time.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
People are backing on.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
People are getting my back in the texts on.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
People are giving Michael backshots.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm the newest person here. I'm still learning these things.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
So there was a scientific poll, sorry, an unscientific poll
on X asking people that's scientific, asking people what to
do with the clocks if the time change was canceled.
Of those who responded, fifty eight percent wanted an hour later,
forty two percent wanted an hour earlier. What would you
guys pick it?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Doesn't it just matter.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I don't want it to change and just disrupt everything,
So just late we don't even have Yeah, I don't
care saving.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Half an hour from each.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Half as up everything.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
It's almost like this doesn't make any sense at all.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Maris and I were wrong in the studio. We were
talking about where daylight savings time came from, and we
thought it was something to do with crops, Yeah, agriculture,
But say that again. What we were talking about daylight
saving You and Mars were what we're in the studio,
don't you and do not talking?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
And we wrong?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
We were wrong, Michael. It doesn't happen often.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
She has cling day and you're going to give this
to her too. Oh God, now that's nice there.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
The Offspring celebrating International Women's Day by using the refrain
of mothers of multiple children gotta keep them separated.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
It's the morning mosh bit on Rock ninety five to five.
What do we got? You're really leaning into this day.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
It's an important day today. Yeah, today, Tomorrow's the important day.
That's another important day. Tomorrow's International Women's Day. As the
resident woman on Rocket ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Not to by the way, Samir, come here, come here,
Not to downplay Samir, say hi hello, you're not voice.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
They're doubling.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
That's a woman doubling anyway. Yeah, boys, Today though, is
International Marise Day.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yes, And a beautiful weekend a head sunshine forty three
tomorrow fifty three on Sunday, A great day to get
out and do some fun stuff. And we have some
events going on around town, the Chicago psych Fest, a
winter to tradition that's just as enjoyable as ice skating
in Maggie Daily Park or standing under the heat lamps
on CTA platforms. The annual Chicago psych Fest. It brings
a lineup of trippy bands to the Hideout for their

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fifteenth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I was wondering what psych was. I was like, are
we going to do like a psychology some of them?
And I was very excited psychedelic.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
It is the Uncorked Chicago Wine Festival going on at
the Museum of Science and Industry. Over a hundred wine
champagnes and non alcoholic offerings as well.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Oh, I know one corporate shill who would be unimpressed.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
That's right, I know more than you.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
And the Ron Swanson of wine.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Right, and Maria's favorite the Haymark Sausage Fest going.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
On Haymarket and it is my favorite. You want to
know why, as I went last year and it's a
delightful event.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Actually, yeah, we went last year, Yes we did.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It was a great time.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Sausage makers, brewers and what is it that's this one tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, so much to do with it.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Is we're kind of getting ready for a trip to Orlando.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
That's right. He wants to die today.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
You cracking up at your own joke better than any punishment.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I could give you what you're not that you laugh
at your own jokes all the time. My jokes are
funny most of the time. I give you seventy not
Maria number one. Continue, You're not Maria number two.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
And finally, if you like comedy, Azi's I'm sorry, Parks
and rec He's been a bunch of movies, Master of None,
a few other ones. He is doing the Hypothetical tour,
and he is in town at the Chicago Theater on Sunday.
Wait did you say finally, finally, like the last thing
on the list here? Oh you didn't want to talk
about disturbed? Oh my gosh, how did I forget about
my goodness?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That is what Tomorrow night sounds like someone's not down
with the sickness I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
It is International Maria Day, Yes it is, and as such,
I wanted to introduce her before she introduces the next thing.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
So Maria, you're introduced.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
So what you did wrong here? Mari not Maria number one?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yes, yeah, good to celebrate your real name not Maria
number one.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Is that we should have just turned my voice coming
right out of the break. We didn't need you.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
It's my dad to honor you, and the best way possible.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Honor me with your silence.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Speaking of someone I'd like to honor me with their silence,
not Maria number two.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
What's going on? Hi?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I got a rock report for you, and we got
brawlin rockers. We got to fight. Following a reverse, vocalist,
Ronnie Radkey has taken to social media to call out
Red Hot Chili Pepper's vocalist Anthony Ketis for his u
His ire for Keta spilled over in a recently deleted
video on TikTok, which found Radkey calling out the funk
rock icon for admitting to having a sexual relationship with

(44:45):
a fourteen year old in his book, Oh you are
a pedophile and then you go back and you write
about it in a book.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah, what the hell is that? Just like dry snitching
on yourself. Just there's evidence right here.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yes, I don't know if you guys know, but I
used to do at night show here on Rock ninety
five to five, and as part of that night show,
I had a bit called weird age gad relationship and
you know who was a frequent not real guest on
that show, Anthony Keita, so as I'd like to call
him Tony.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Flow in the book. In the book, Keita's who was
thought to be in his twenties around the time, later
found out the girl's age, but admitted to having another
sexual encrownter despite the revelation. The relationship would later inspire
the Red Hot Chili Peppers nineteen eighty five track Catholic
Girls Catholic School Girls Rule.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh maybe he was hiding it so well.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
It was it was there. It was just all there.
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, they don't hide it at all. That's the joke.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
All right, here's the quote from Ronnie Radkey. I'm gonna
try to get through this in the safest way possible.
Anthony Keita, Stop singing. You sound like fing s. You're
effing terrible at singing. You've never been good at singing.
Your whole band blank and sucks. The only thing good
about your band is flee because he takes his blanking
clothes off and he has his blank hanging from a

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sock and he's to get on the base. The rest
of your band effing sucks.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
F you guys. Wow, I have to say we got
to point out an hypocrisy. I was about to say,
of all the people speaking.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Up right now, Ronnie Radkey, why does he have the
same problem.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
No, No, he hasn't been a creep. I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
He wasn't prison that part with that, he did not
do the murder of his like.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Did a murder yeah, in the desert of Nevada, and
he caught the charge. We'd like to call that an accomplice.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
So for for Ronnie Radkey to be calling out Anthony
Keatis Tony Plow has been doing some sketchy stuff serious.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
But the other thing of it is, for what we
know of the industry, who else is going to speak
up and not going to get a stone thrown at
them right away?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Good thing? They're rock stars. I hate you.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
And lastly, in the Rock Report, get excited because tomorrow
night Disturbed, Yeah, a huge show and come up and
say hi to us. We'll be out there. It's gonna
be a great time.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
The base budget alone for that show to be through
the room.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
And that's your rock Report. Find out everything you need
on Rock nine five five shi dot com. Rock ninety
five to five, Chicago's rock station. The Hello you guys,
laughing at.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Well to accidentally display such a point on Rock ninety
five five. Because what happened Michael as Mare said, you
know what, it's international Maria's Day.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Let's let Maria talk first. Coming out of this song.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I heard Michael throw it to me. I know that
that's yet completely wrong.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
And then I pivoted because I remembered that it was international.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Marias okay, I have adhd. If you tell me something,
I'm going to read it right.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Off the teleproblem inappropriate and realistic celebration of a corporate
international women's Day.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Well, Maria, don't like that.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
This animal, I know, but I don't like it. What
don't you like about it?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Animal was a great appreciator of the women that were
on the Muppet Show.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
And how did he appreciate them?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
What about miss Piggy? Oh my gosh, isn't that funny?
That's so sick? Okay, that's kind of funny actually if
you think about it, because like your beef, is that
when they get treated like crap, which they have over time.
I mean, there is there's evidence of it, right.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
M So, so hold on, no, please tell me about
the female.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Who's the guy who created the muppets, So what was
the same Jim Henson decided to make.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
The female lead eight Pig. That's messed up. I like,
when you come to the epiphany, is mild? Can we
just every day Michael learns feminism?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's not even one o one, it's like hooked on
phonics feminism.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
It's a real.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Big delay because like I saw the light bulb go
off and I was like, oh, please, don't don't.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Oh no. It ended up.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Being like a very solid get to but we do
have to give away one more give man.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
We've been giving away everything today.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
The summer of a loud. Oh, it's going to be
a good one. You got kill switch, engage, I prevail,
bear tooth, and I'm forgetting one of the other another one. Yes,
if you want to win these tickets, get ready to
call us. Eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
B collar ten and where would Danzig be without mother?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
We're celebrating the eve of International Women's Day, and as
the resident woman on Rock ninety five to five, I'm
declaring it International Maria's Day, celebrating all the mommy issues
that these two have, and you probably too if we're
betting honest.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Dear listen. They have mommy issues too, don't you. I
love my mommy.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I think it's my turn to talk.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh yeah, you know what, I was a bit I
would love if only, if only there were a man
that wanted to shoe warn his voice in here. We
have a lack of those in society. Please, by all
means not Maria number two.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
I just got a text from our male boss. Hey,
will you ask Maria to keep it down a little bit?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Okay? From our mail Well, he's in charge of the mail,
our mail boss.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
No, it's text time. Let's get down to it. Let's
get serious. Text time eight four four fifty. All throughout
the show, all week, we've been telling you that we're
going to pick pick a random text to win Simple
Plan tickets. Right, So somebody's gonna win. And I think
it's the first texture here from the six to three
to Oh Marris, I love Michael. Congratulations. You just want

(50:39):
yourself simple plane ticket.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Second, Wait a second, I don't think that you get
to that, Oh I do. I don't think I'm the caller.
I call the winner. You didn't I I on the
radio right.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Text to win the Simple Plan tickets, and you picked
the one that said I love Michael, did you say
I couldn't?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
And the Maria on International Maria's Day.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I have to vouch for that one over here.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Okay, yeah, that's vetoed all right, same guy texted music.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
That's this one also from the sixth three to oh
and definitely not the same person. Happy Friday. We freaking
made it.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I'm still sitting.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
From the eight four to seven we were talking about earlier,
the Blackhawks are in the midst of trying to potentially
extend or trade Ryan Donado. I wasn't quite sure today
is the trade deadline, but two pm is the actual time,
so it's all got to be done by two pm.
I appreciate From the eight four to seven he says,
today is the deadline in business. My my boss's dad

(51:40):
used to play for them, and from what he heard
about Donado, they're shopping him still. Even as of this morning,
we'll good Bard will play out his rookie contract and
he will be gone. I don't know if that's an
inside scoop there, but whoa, that's just from the eight
four to seven.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
From the seven to seven three tell Michael the s
at the end of Illinois goes at the end of Jewel. Well,
I said it wrong on purpose, okay, because earlier on
the show I said Illinois by accident. But I guess
now Maris did graduate. Let me see if I get
this right. You know, it's tough to talk when there's
a woman just yabbering and jabbering next to your ear.
I can't even get it.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Right down.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Michael's steeny tiny man brain could keep up the multitest.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
You're asking me a question. Yes, So what he's saying,
I think is that we take what he's saying from
the seventh seventh three is we take the S off
Illinois and we put it on the end of jewel
for Jewels.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, what else?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
There's all these Garrett Garretts, oh Lori's and I will
say that we love all of the clients that we
work with. But it's just a colloquial thing. I know,
I slurred that word out real bad. It's just it's
just one of those things where you add that in
specific places and it just happens sometimes.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I'm going to add an S for shut the All right,
we have a text for Maria. How quiet it gets
in here? You ready? Good morning? This is from Tom.
He says, good morning crew. You know I've been listening
to you guys since day one for many years, and
I have to say adding Maria Palmer to the show

(53:19):
was the best thing you guys have ever done. Confirmed Maria,
Maria a happy Woman's Day. Enjoy it and make these
guys work for you. It's your day, your show. Enjoy
it until we meet again. Have a good weekend. And
our last text of the day here from the seven
oh eight huge thanks to Maris for being the smartest
guy on the show and winning me Creed tickets today

(53:41):
and here we go get your text in eight.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
We love you. International Maria's Day.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Maris just told me I was the one that was
going to talk for us, and you just talk a
right of the top of me.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
That seems really similar to something that happened earlier today
in the show, but it was like two different people.
Oh you did that to me on International Maria's Day,
the day before International Women's Day. We're celebrating on Rock
ninety five to five. I'm the resident woman, all right.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Here we go. I don't care about that, you don't
care about anything. It's Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock stations.
Almost time for us to get on.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Out of here.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yeah, before before we get out of here, we have
been messing with Maria all day.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I would argue, I've been messing with you. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
There's a lot that's happening today. Michael has said a
lot of things for.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Some reason, even though we wish you would stop say
some things.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I'm wondering you were doing National Women's Day again.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Right there? Shut up.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
And for the month of February.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
No month, Absolutely, you have a year, Samara, you have
it every day.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
There that's lit up on the mics.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
The third button that's lit up on the mics, yeah,
turn that off, you.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Not, that's for the girls. Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
So we're we're training a board op in studio and
clearly Maria has yes.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yes, what I've done is the job.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
What I wanted to say was shout out to Maria,
the resident woman in the morning mashpit and on Rock
ninety five to five, is we get ready to celebrate
International Women's Day.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Thank you, you're well. Thank you. Not Maria number one,
get me a sandwich, I.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Think, not Maria number two. What you mean is what
kind of sandwich? Would you like, Maria, That's all right,
we'll get there, buddy. Practice makes perfect.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
You know. I was going to try and, like, you know,
shout out an important woman in our lives, but I
just I don't know if Michael cannot not right now.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I would like to shout out an important woman in
my life. Michael, Yeah, here we go. Mom, turn off
the radio.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Hey, yes, why is that funny?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Because we all know where you're going?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Why is it funny?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Mom? Turn off the radio.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Hey Maris, why is that funny? Because you know what
you're about to do.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
I'm not calling it out. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I'd like to take a second to shout out Mama
Mares before International Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I'd like to shout out my angel of a mother too.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I'd also like to shout out Michael's mom.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I knew it.