Fun To The Head Gets Maria a Little Crazy...

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We have made it to Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Michael, how are you dude? To beat?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:09):
I'm sorry, I am so tired today. What happens When
Maria walked in the studio, She's like, are you okay?
I just I'm tired, man, I don't know. This week's
taking it out of me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
And Maria, how are you doing?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
I'm tired from beating up Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Stop beating up Michael. Well, yesterday we made a video
so we won't have a show.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Sometimes into Maria is Maria is a big personality, and
it's fun to think that you bully.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Not that you do, but like I think it's funny.
We think it's funny.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Bully in a little lady, which is why to us
comedy it's funny.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So we decided to make a video where essentially, like
I would be laying on the floor like quivering because
the show was so rough working with her, and then
she would be like are you okay? And then step
on my chest as she walks out of the studio,
Like a funny video, right.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Like a bully, like a bully, Like a bully. Every
comment and I.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Don't understand domn sub stuff, I guess, but every comment
would do that to me.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I'll sign up for next. Yeah, guys, we didn't
mean it that way.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
And I should have known. The purge should have taught me.
Here's the issue, dear listener.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
While you may envisioned.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Me as a woman, I don't think of myself that way.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
No, I know, lady, since I grew up the lady.
Yeah with lady parts is the worst part of it all.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Wow, Since I grew up with brothers and I grew
up in a quite male dominated household.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I just sort of see myself as.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
One of the guys.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
You know he was.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Have you see the movie Animal House?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah, okay, Hotter the lead guy. That's who I envision
myself as. I am Hotter from Animal House in my head.
So when I do things in stever coming from a
sexual place, and then I remember I'm a woman, and
so no matter what.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
It's going to be reviewed as coming from a sexual place.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Well, you know what I want to do with that
comment section? What you cut it in half?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
With what? I don't know? I'm thinking maybe an axe, No,
not strong enough? Could we take a chainsaw to it now?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Not just Chainsaw Friday. You don't have to pay a
cent for it.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
It's free chades off Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
And it's not just free chainsaw Friday. Oh, it is
January seventeenth. It is today.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
On the show, we have the premiere a Fun to
the Head.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
This is a new Game to the Head. We will
fully explain this throughout this show.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Coheat and Cambria tickets will be up for grabs, along
with Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live, Chicago Wolves Take It.
As we mentioned, free Chainsaw Friday, Rocky the Roosters got cash.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Somebody's saying a shot to the face for you after
eight a m. And we didn't forget.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Bird Day my real guys.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yes, it is Maria's birthday. She's fifty two today, fifty.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Crazy going on seventeen.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know that, you know.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Actually I want to say that for real because a
lot of people are new listeners and stuff. You're you're
howled thirty one.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't want people out there to be like, wow,
fifty two she sounds y'all.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
No, you wouldn't tell by looking at me.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It is he you.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I do nothing. I drink water.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So a very busy day and we're gonna get to
it all.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I know you're calling because we didn't tell you not
to call for the chainsaw, but we do have a
prize coming up relatively quickly.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Oh yeah, the frontlines are entire Yeah it up.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sorry, guys, they could be sharing to wish you happy
birthday too.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's also hard.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It may be Maria's birthday, but we are in a
very giving mood today, gifts for everybody.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Oh oh, I was like, why would we not be
giving on my birthday?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
He better give me on my birthday. But I understand now.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
What are we giving on your birthday?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Whatever you want to give.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Me, you know what.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I think we teased him a little too hard earlier,
so it's only fitting that we just ripped one right now.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Sound embarrass's heart should be awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Just plow.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I never wanted to not feel something more in my life.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
I'm never getting such a unique sound of.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It puts a new meaning of fallen logs.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
But yes, our first chainsaw on Maria's birthday.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty collar
tens getting our first chainsaw today?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Oh my god, is trying to get back on the railroad,
the rails already, we don't have.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Any rails round.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, this is the morning mosh Pit Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Are we speaking with Jake? Be sure take a snark.
How you doing, man? Oh, I'm doing really good today.
We good happy to hear it. Now. It says you're
from Essex. Where is Essex?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
My friend shout out to Juliet by about a thirty
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Forty minutes we'll go.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Two hours away from us like that.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we're happy to have you with us.
What are you up to today?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Just saying the workshock warming up, waiting for my partner
so we can load.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Up some stuff to get the day started. Okay, okay,
any specific job you got going. We're working in a
sewer list station building the world, you know. Okay, I
good for you.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I think we have something that you need to help
you with your job today happens to be a trade fall.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, you got your chainsaw today.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Outside of helping you with that sewer work, what you're
going to do with this chainsaw?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Well, I always got some treat shrimping to do. I
always my dad up logs and everything, So okay, that
works out great. I always these more tools, take them.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Are there any turtles around that you can bring into
the sewer with you? We need to make sure we
have our next generation of teenage mutant ninja turtles, and
someone's got.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
To do that work.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
If I can find the turtles, we'd be alright.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Very good, Jake.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
But yes, you got our first chainsaw on the day
that is Maria Palmer's birthday.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Birthday, me on my birthday?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, kind of go tally, I don't know what do
you want to saying what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Actually, yes, today I want you to refer to me
as tall Michael, who is a full foot in taller
than me.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's crazy. Yeah, oh for sure.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
When we start taking the show pictures, I just want
you guys to have my head chopped out of the picture.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
That's yes, done and done with Jake.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
You are all set with our first chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
The day we have one more in our show as
Free Chainsaw Friday continues.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Well, maybe I don't wait so long in between apologizing.
Your life won't be as sad.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Do You'll have better friendships and relationships and everything will improve.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
It's rock ninety five fives Morning Mosh.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
But Michael, thirteen year old's bucket list is going viral online.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
There's some great stuff on this list. I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
The kid's parent parents posted it anonymously and said, quote,
I've realized I need to rethink my.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Entire life end quote. This is exciting.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Number one on the list, get a full taxidermy alligator.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's awesome already, Kid's immediately awesome.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
If you're going to taxidermy something, that'd be pretty cool
to have alligators eyes.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Number two go to New Zealand. I love that.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, thirteen years old, This kid has got dreams. Number
three become a published author.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Good.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Do you just have anything that you dreamed of doing
when you were a kid. I dreamed of doing radio.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Being a rock star?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
There's always like, did you ever put on like kid concerts?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh? Are you like lipsync for the family and stuff?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I didn't lip sync.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
That's awesome. I thought it was going to be an
international soccer star.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh yeah, you do love soccer soccer. Newo's coming up
in Sports Today that he also wanted to discover a
new species book, eaton Octopus Tasty. We might be doing
that tonight at Maria's birthday party.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Get a cool jeep.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Why are you laughing at that? Maris? What perverted thought
went into your head about eating octopus?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I hear it now? Oh I hear it?

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Now?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Are we going to a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Like every other kid?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Our boy here on Stevy YouTube channel. Yeah, meet JK.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Rowling become the world's leading expert on Red Wall, and
he is my favorite proved of the existence of goblins.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Hey, wait a minute, Red Walls still a thing for
this generation fantasy books.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
But yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What it was on here in Francis.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
So there was also a there was a cartoon series
I think of Red Wall.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, there was, Marie.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You could still be a rock star, so I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Can rock stars be in their thirties?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, can I start now?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
But you're gonna have to abuse some people.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh no, I hate doing that.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
It's not a major part of my personality.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
We'll take a coffee table and we will spell out
Maria in cocaine.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Asta used to and it'll act like my normal adhd
you Medica.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I don't feel any different.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
So go home, clean the house and go to sleep.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yes, okay, I'm so productive for ever, But I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
It, I actually haven't.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I love it so much.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Coming up on the show today, we got sports on
the way, Maria's birthday if you want to text in
and get a message to Maria for her birthday eight
four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
But you don't have.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I just made it in from looking at that beautiful
sun rise. Everybody take a peek out.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It's Friday, the sun is rising, it's beautiful out. It's
a what is it peach? It's still a peach color
going on.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Famon even collapse, hot and candy and crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You could literally wear shorts today.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Well like yes, technically you could high of almost fifty degrees.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's wild, which is gonna seem like one hundred degrees
after what we've been dealing with, No kidding. So it's
just hoodie weather, not pea coat, coat, yead scars. Get
inside the building and spite your ass off.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, and then it's gonna get crazy early next week though.
So today's gonna be hot, Tonight gonna cool back down,
and then the weekend's gonna be pretty nice as the
temperatures dip, but then early next week, yeah, negative. This
might be the first time I've ever had negative temperatures.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
No, remember when you were all like, oh, Chicago winters.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I've had negative temperatures, but not when they say the
windshill is going.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
To be negative twenty seven. Yeah, that's a whole different
ball game.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah, this is like Mars.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
My back feels it's awesome. Yeah, so yeah, crazy times.
Today is gonna be nice though, you know, partly sunny
and warm.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
What a great evening to go out in Chicago and
party with me?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah? Should we tell them where you're gonna be?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I don't know where I'm gonna be.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'm not telling anybody where you're gonna be.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
For safety, because all kinds of people showing up.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
We'll keep the surprise of surprise. So there you go.
There's your weather for your Friday.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
What a good song.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
It's a great song, even legendary classic. It's still weird
to refer to someone that you are banging or.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Want to bang as a child. I don't care how
innocent it is.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
That is weird.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Bizarre. She of age. Absolutely, I think this is about.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
Like his ex wife so fully married, which again makes
it more weird.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
When someone was like, hi, child, I want to smash ha.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
No, let's see, you're ruining a lot of things for
me these days, and I'm not okay.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
People do say baby girl, though baby is one thing.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
He didn't say, my sweet baby. You're right, he said,
my sweet child. Weird of mine.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Those Stone Temple aviators On Rock ninety five to five,
it's the morning, marsh pit Ma.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Name's Maria Palmer, Immrason. You've got some news there, Mary.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, big stuff going on around town this weekend. The
Cubs convention going on. If anybody from the Cubs is listening,
I really would love to go to this. Sing says
how we're part of the media, and Marrison and I
were talking before the show how it would be fun
to get media passes and go to the Cubs convention.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I mean, we're team White Sox, but yeah, I mean, yeah,
well listen, I'm team everybody.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I don't have a favorite baseball team in my life period.
I'm hoping the Socks win.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'm hoping the Cubs win and by each other, and
then well then then either one can win.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
I'm hoping there's hot dogs in beer exactly and shouting.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Lots of stuff going on all the Great Cubs Convention
at the Sheridan Grand Chicago Downtown. You could still get tickets.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Autographed sessions, panel discussions with Cub Cubs, legends, authentics, auctions,
player meet and greets, all kinds.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Of fun stuff. So that could be cool.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
This is something I kind of want to go to
Marvel Studio's Black Panther in concert, oh with the Chicago
Philharmonic going on on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
So I had tickets for this, oh and I had
to give them up. Why going to a funeral tomorrow?
So I you know, you've got to be there for
some friends.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Is it like a family? It was an old co worker.
I always way like you can like they're not gonna
know I'm not there.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yeah, that's so fair.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's is such a good guy. Though.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I will say I saw the Spider Man into the
Spider Verse when it was with the orchestra.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Amazing are they It seems like it'd be so cool.
It's just such a great experience. You have to do
one of these.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
I love a Philharmonic man, yes, and like I want
to go see the Chicago phil Harmonic anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yes, yeah, and they have some great movie series.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think they did Back to the Future a little
while ago, and I saw but it's not Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, Star Wars stuff.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
I bet that was good.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
I want to see like a Dune one. I want
to see. Actually, I think our boss went and saw
ad Dune one. No, he went and saw Hans Zimmer
in general. And then I want to see a do one.
I want to see a Zelda one. Give me that
Zelda soundtrack. Those strings incredible.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I recently saw at a bar once they're playing Mario Kart
and they had a band playing music.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's kind fun.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
If you go an hour early to this. By the way,
there's a pre show a panel with the actors. Oh cool,
which is kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Just free. I will let some friends know I want
to go. And one more thing. Two things that rank
high in.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
My life West Loop Beer and Pizza festival. Yes, going
on this weekend.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Can I tell you something that bothers me?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Yeah, pop ups I was the best. Say have you
on the radio?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
This is ridiculous?

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Alright, to be.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Dear listener, you have to just egg out of like
four different pop ups just.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
To scroll down like.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Three inches of a website.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
How do people expect us to go to their stupid website?
West Loop Restaurant peb and Jay. That's fun. Oh, there's
a restaurant called Pet and Jay host an.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Afternoon dedicated to the unbeatable combo of pizza and beer. Attendees,
we'll get to sample fifteen to twenty brews and eat
five slices of pizza.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Upgrade to VIP for an extra hour of beer tasting.
And that's what's going on this weekend.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
No like that, look at me like that.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
This is where my brain.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is right now on this weekend is I'm not leaving
this zone.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm stuck here. I'm just playing in the government with
everybody else.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
A woman.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I am honored from Animal House. Think of me as
such and respect my name.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Now here's a bit only plug there.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Back to the plug, Plug it up. I was saying,
plug like you're the hookup? Yes, I what plug? Did
you think we were talking about? Michael?

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Plugs and hookups are often involved.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm not very hip. Well done, Maria, You're welcome. Well done.
I expect nothing less.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
As it is Maria Palmer's birthda is my birthday.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
I'm old.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
No you're not. Do you feel old?

Speaker 8 (16:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I remember at thirty thirty, even thirty, I was like,
oh shoot, uh that was close.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I was like, oh I feel cold or old? Sorry?
I almost had an afford. And here we go. Maria,
You're gonna blink and you'll be forty.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Enjoy your thirties, because it knows fast all of our
generosity celebrating Maria Palmer's birthday.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
You need the.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Chains off for my birthday, and let me recap it
on this juty.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Not for you, I mean, not for you. Don't give
her change for those looking to join the pit with
a chain saw. I you go right now, eight ninety
five fifty. You have nerf guns and lightsabers. What more
do you want chainsaw?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I just said no, no, take wine off, just let
it make the noise come on.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
There would be oil everywhere, and then I feel like
Maria would still find her waiter.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
We're keeping you safe.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
You just want to put me in a cage.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
No a bubble okay, bubble boy, bubble girl.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah, but bubble boy, remember bubble boy.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah. I don't think she went to arms to go
with your boy, okay, chainsaw, you got it?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Boy, Callerton A four four ninety five fifty rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Are we speaking with Jim? Yeah? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Jimmy?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
What up? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (18:17):
What? James?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
How is your Friday? Friday's going good? Now? Little chainsaw Friday,
Marie's birthday?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Great combo, don't you think? Don't you think?

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Don't you think they should let me have the chainsaw
before we potentially give it to you?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Guys, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
It's very generous of you to just give Jim the
chainsaw that he was winning.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
I can't promise that it is going to come to
an unused perfect condition. However, you have won the chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
You just became an accomplished for a crime.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Thank you for both the eating Andy.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
About Jim, what are you gonna do with your chainsaw legally?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Legally? Well, I hit some people, my neighbors, and they're
complaining about our trees, so we already gotta cut them down.
So maybe I'll just cut their fence down.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
I don't know, maybe cut the tree. Oh no, they
already cut them down.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
I was gonna say they cut the trees in such
a way that whoops.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
It fell on the house. I hate when those things happened.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I contacted him and guys.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Injury rooms.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
You go, Jim, you are all set and that is
our last chainsaw other day. But we do have more
goodies on the way.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
On Rock ninety five to five in the morning, mash
bit all, well, maybe you're Palmer's birthday.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Thank you, Happy.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Birthday, Thanks Jim. Now here's five or so things with
the mayors. Why does he always drop this banks during
this part of the show. Things to make it through,
little We're gonna get there. We're gonna get there.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, all right, we're the banned the Eagles fan after
a video tirade went out of him yelling at a
Packers fan in the stands. He's been fired and a
lot of other consequences have come. He called the woman
a sea word in the middle of a big verbal assault,
and there's a lot to this one. He did come

(20:19):
out and apologize to his team, the Packers, his family,
the wife, a lot of different people apologize.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Sure he did.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
But the pair that posted the video who were being assaulted,
they did post that they knew they were going to
an Eagles game, and they knew that they were going
to be in enemy territory, so some wild things could happenine.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
But calling someone a sea word and just being a
general a hole is not fine.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah, that wasn't in good fun. Also, there, I let
you get one.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh my goodness, Now you're not going.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
To get a word out edge wise.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
He did say that there's two sides to every story,
and I believe he's going to be posting more videos since.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
He doesn't have a job, so you can do whatever
he wants right now.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
So on the other side of the story, the way
that she was standing there offensively, Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm intrigued to see what he's got to say after this.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Bill Belichick, who the former coach of the New England Patriots,
has not signed his official contract with University of North Carolina,
and this is all seeming a little bit fishy.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
With all the head coaching jobs popping up in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Why do you have to coach people on head.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
He's being sourced to be looking at it, potentially to
Dallas Cowboys as an open possibility. Now, he did sign
an agreement, not his official contract, but if he does
end up leaving you inc for any reason, there's a
ten million dollar pot.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Do you think they docu signed their contracts? Do you
think those giant contracts are just docu signed.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
It's like not even a thing.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
There's actual ink with those. Mister baseball. Bob Bucker did
pass away yesterday. He is the voice of the Milwaukee
Brewers and just an iconic voice. You might remember him
from the Major League movie series. Just a great voice.
You know it when you hear it. He was battling
a small cell lung cancer and passed away next to

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his fans.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
How messed up is this little blurb though about him?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
It says he parlayed his less than impressive MLB.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Career into a long career in TV and movies.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
He was a baseball guy originally. Yeah, oh, good for him.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
It's not a good one.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I guess I'll play better announcers. This is awesome.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
The nineteen oh one project has been a stamp for approval.
Is a big development that's going to be going in
around the United Center. Seven billion dollar development that is
going to include apartments, condos, hotels, of music space, commercial space,
open green space all around. So the opportunities around the

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United Center are going to go insane and Finally, Endo
Swept two has new news, and all we know is
this release.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
We know it's comparing and I hate that.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
No calls, that's not.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
My birthday, no.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Music, the Nintendo switch to his backwards compatible. But we
don't know anything else about this bad boy n.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Tight on this one.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
We do know that there is potentially a new Mario
Kart game coming is that was the game featured with
the video, along with the Nintendo switch to.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
And that's five things? Can I put my pants back on?
What was the best feature in Mario Kart?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I like the star I like the slide slide, the
power slide.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh yeah, the power slide. Yes.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I like the invincibility jingle. I always feel so empowerful.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
I'm gonna put that on my headphones today and I'm
just gonna walk around with the invincibility.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yeah, it'll feel amazing.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Michael, we should do something nice for Maria. We should
Let's do that. That's right, Yeah, let's sing her Happy
birthday next. Okay, let's do that.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
On the way on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Sadly, I uncomfortably feel everything.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Good morning, mash Pit on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Gentleness, You deserve to feel everything on your birthday?

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
How about just the happiness? Just keep walking into these today?
Me too, So, Michael, she did ask us to sing
her happy birthday? Should we do it?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I don't want to, Okay, with a happy birthday song,
Happy birthday saying to them or someone' singing it to me,
it just feels uncomfortable to me.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Wow, now you have.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
To do it.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Actually, I would like Michael to give me a solo
song first, please, No, I want yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
You too, but that's not what this is about.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Michael, go on, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
That's the birthday Songpy Birthday to you.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Michael, What do you really want me to sing the
whole damn song? Yes, Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Happy birthday too, Happy birthday, dear Mary.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Hay birthday too.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
You good dunes, my henchman.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I like it? Yes?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
And what even is a hench.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I don't know?

Speaker 7 (25:31):
You know?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
So okay, I told you we had a surprise. Oh no, yeah,
we got a surprise.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Oh it was I thought it was the birthday song.
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh no, that's not it.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Oh okay, And I hope.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
You have the best birthday in the entire world because
you deserve it, because you're the best, because you're super hot,
and you're super funny, and you're super talented, and you're
super scary sometimes and you're super.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Everything else.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
That's honestly really over whoming. I just love you a lot,
and I hope you have the best birthday ever?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Do you know who that is?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Actually is actually your best friend? Would you consider your
best friend?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes, she's She's an a one for sure.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
I have your best friends. I have Ashley and Colby.
But Ashley is in my city currently.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
She went out of her way to have your friends
record messages for you.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Stop it now.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
I have the full video. We can't play it on there.
It's very long. It's very I actually didn't tell them
about word economy.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah, they're not radio professional.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Second one, I think is a special one that you
will find.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh, no fun. We should we play it? Or should
we say who it is? We'll let you guess who
it might be. I don't know. Oh, y'all know quickly?
Oh no, I have so much less recorded Maria's birthday.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
It's your birthday today. I hope you are having a
wonderful day. You are such an amazing person with such
a good energy, and I am so glad I met you.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
You.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I just hope you're having the.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Best time and his to another wonderful year.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Wait wait wait, I'll edit that in a bit.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Who is that?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Oh that would be Cavern Kingston of TikTok Fame. That's
quite the name right there, Yeah, cavernous even.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, describe it.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
A kings didn't have a name, but yes to you, that.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Was kind of him.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
This is the smile that we wanted on your birthday.
Her face is a little red.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's it's tooth ear to ear under the table teeth?
Are you crawling under the table right now? Ruining my life? Thirty?
And you're not letting me play it cool? No, no question?

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Did I get my Brits my stuff? Or is that
the guy that you're dating?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
I'm not dating anyway?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Sure is it the same personnel?

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Wow? Thank god there's music with buttons that we can
just hit on Maria Palmer's birthday.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
I thought it was your favorite British I also can't
feel the way I did before.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
It's the morning mash bit on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
To five.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
What are you going to torture me with? Next, gentleman,
It's sports?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh great, that works, Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I
am thoroughly excited about this if it comes true.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I need this to be real. I need this to
be real. Lines won Super Bowl that too.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
But the Chicago Fire are in preliminary negotiations with Neymar
Junior from Brazil, one of the top soccer players in
the world, and he could be playing at Soldier Field
next year and I'm all in.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
So, is this like the Bears getting Caleb Williams like
a jigger? Really, it'd be like Peyton Manning or Brady What. Yeah,
that's really cool.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yes, So how does the Fire talk?

Speaker 6 (29:04):
This is like the Harry Potter with the flu powder
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Face is all of your imagination and they're burning the
city down to bring the money to bring Namar to
town and then don't stop there, get other key pieces
to put around Theymar.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
So we have a squad at Soldier Field.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
And I don't care what everyone else in the MLS
is offering him or internationally.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Drop the coin and bring Namar to town. I love
how much you love soccer? Oh my gosh, indeed indubitably
big football weekend. I had huge, very huge.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I I am beside myself.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I don't know what I'm gonna do while the Lions game.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Is happening, But I do want to hear from you
guys on your picks for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, guys up on the games here all right?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Saturday at three third Houston Texans taken on the Kansas
City Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Who do you got hate the Chiefs? Okay?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Well, Texans are historically going to beat the Chiefs sadly.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
The Saturday night game, the Washington Commanders against the Detroit.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Lions, Well we all go. I mean I think we
all gotta go.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Lions in the room, No, we gotta go.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Commanders opposable thumbs. And if you're a commander, you probably
have like a whole fleet behind you too.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
What's a Tiger gonna do?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Sunday early afternoon game.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
It is the Los Angeles Rams at the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
I'm gonna go with Eagles simply because they could like
peck out the eyes of a ram, and like a
ram can't fly, so it can't get up there on.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
The side of the mountain with no eyes.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And then the final game of the weekend, the best
matchup of them all, Baltimore Ravens versus the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh, buddy, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep going with the
Bills and guys are on a roll.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Okay, I'm not clear on how a Bill can fight.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
I don't really understand.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
So I'm gonna go with Ravens purely because, like they'll say,
nevermore wow, and they've been they've just been wrap rap
rapping at.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
My chamber door.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Good reasoning. All Anyway, we got a bet for Monday,
but we'll wait till Monday for that one. We'll focus
on the NFL on Monday.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh we're not okay, Now, we gotta go on Monday.
Notre Dame versus Ohio State. I got Ohio State, You
got Notre Dame. This is gonna be a big upside.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yes, it is. When Ohio State walks all over coords,
I thought, I thought not Ohio.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I'm not sure who's slated to win. But what do
you want to bet? Like a bottle?

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Sure, a bottle of Yeah, it's got to be fifty
bucks from Mark copy that all in all right, we
are introducing Fun to the Head next.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, we got.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Coheat and Cambria tickets on deck, and you will want
to pay attention to the rules as we're figuring out
the rules.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
As we go on, Rock ninety five to five, don't
miss this. It's gonna be a good one.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
I'm still numb.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I'm getting out the nerf gun.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I'm suppressing every version of emotion.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Don't do this. Oh wow, Rock ninety five five? Are
we speaking with Madison? Hello? How are you today? I
am doing great? How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
We are doing fantastic and welcome to our first version
of Fun to the Head. So the rules are very simple.
You pick one of us to answer trivia questions. If
we answer three or more trivia questions, you get the
Coheat and Cambria tickets. Every question one of us gets wrong,
we get shot with a nerf gun. And if we

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don't answer enough questions correctly.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You get the consolation prize. Okay, all right, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
So the first thing you gotta do, Madison is pick
your Player's your player.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
I'm gonna have to go with you.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, all right? Ike me so happy? I am in
the seat for Fun to the Head. No, no, no, no,
we're shooting. You guys are shooting me.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
This game, I said, nerve God, my head goes blank.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I just go fire, all right, you hit me, you
guys hit me with the questions once you're ready, let's go.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
The first one is so easy? Am I reading it? Yeah?
Go ahead? Yeah? Who is the main character in the
legend of Zelda? Blink?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
You're right, but it's my birthday?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Wait? You gotta cocky it?

Speaker 7 (33:49):
I did, I.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Did, I'll help you.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Hey, god, no, nobody knows how to use the nerve
gun all.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Of a sudden.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Okay, okay, No, this can't be happening.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh no, why is it? All right, Madison? I got
you one. Oh, Harris is one for one. Okay, Maria's
shooting off early over here? Okay, okay, pretty mamuchure shooting.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Second question, who named their kid a sorry X A
E A twelve.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
X A E twelve x A E A dash twelve?
Does that mean something that's child's name? I don't know.
First letter should be a hint. I really don't know. Okay,
elon Musk, all right, I'm sorry, Madison, I'm sorry. All right.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Oh, this one I think is easy to which which
movie production caused a global shortage of.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Pink paint, pink panther. Your answer, God, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Oh oh, Madison, I'm so sorry. Okay, that was that
was definitely Barbie. Oh how I hate women?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
So does she lose?

Speaker 9 (34:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
No, no, she's a two. Okay, I got wet. If
I get the last two questions right, then she's in.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
All right.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Wait, hey, I got reload already.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Well it's okay, Michael, just can you double tap for
a second.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I got you? Okay. Oh no, we're good. No, we're good,
We're good.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
We're going.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
What country has the highest number of vending machines per capita?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
If you knew the answer, you would go, oh that
makes sense. I feel like place where there's lots of
ridiculous things of vending machines. Oh, Japan for two? All right,
final the last one, and Maria took my shoulder off. Okay,
last question. Let's see if I can get this fort guys,

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you're supposed to be all right? All right, last one
for Madison.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Sorry, it's all read.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh I have shot all mine?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Hang on, how this is a good question? Actually I
like this one. Okay, what part of an apple. Hold on,
we gotta get a reload here on.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, go ahead, Michael, first, a short one. That's mine.
I just touched you too. Okay, there you go. What
part of an apple contains cyanide? That would be the seed?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Madison, You're going to cohating Cambria and I'm taking shots
for you.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm shots.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You are set and ready to go, Madison, What did
you think about fun today? Yes, we're going to be
doing this on a regular basis, so everybody buckle up
for the chaos, Madison.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Any relation to the Wisconsin, the.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Whole state of Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
All right, Sison, you are set for coheating Cambra and
taking back Sunday in August at Northerly Island and tickets.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Go on sale at ten am at Live nation dot com.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Shout out Live Nation, Shout out Madison, and happy birthday,
Maria Birthday.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Thank you guy.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
That was a lot of fun with us, right.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I'm not giving up this gun. I am keeping the gun.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Rocky is on the way with your next chance to
win one thousand dollars on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
It is the morning mosh Pit, and I think we
just came to an anonymous decision.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Here anonymous, anonymous.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
But we didn't all graduate college though, Yeah you're the
one that did, so I don't know what happened with you.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Man. There's a lot of I learned a word from
Aris today. There's a lot of hornswaggle going on in
here this morning. It's my your favorite words, horton.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
A great way to start off my birthday weekend.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I dare say we're going to play fun to the
head all next week. I'm so happy.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Put the nerd in my hands, watch me make madness.
I was gonna say magic, but I have to be
really honest with myself and everyone in the room.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Your hands, huh with my e don't go your eye
on your birthday?

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Try out kid.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
But yeah, that was a lot of fun, and we
want to make sure we play that with you again
on Tuesday because we're off on Monday.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yeah, holiday, So we'll see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
What see you next Tuesday?

Speaker 7 (38:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:37):
What's you're gonna?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh my goodness?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
What we are minutes away from five minutes commercial free
that's funny Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
It is the morning. Are you you're.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Going to see them next Tuesday. Oh my goodness, oh
Vagina you next week.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Music on the Way, Rocky Chicago's rock Station.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Maria Palmer's birthday here on the morning.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Marsh pitch Yay, happiest birthday, Marias. I think we might
fight a little bit though, fight talking Star Wars. Oh okay, Yeah,
I brought up earlier. I got them passioned that Skeleton
Crew wrapped up, had their season finale yesterday or this week.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
And I'm kind of mad at the Star Wars community
right now. The Skeleton Crew.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Skeleton Crew is a new offshoot series from the Star
Wars universe.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
There's no Jedis in it, gotcha, There's the Force. There's
a lot into it. But it's like Star Wars Alight. Yeah,
it's within the universe. It's giving us an additional story
in that world. And that's what I like about what
Disney has been doing. Yeah, like that. Star Wars fans.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Collectively have been all of them, not all of that.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I won't say all, but the loudest group right now
is saying they don't like it.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
They didn't like Skeleton Crew, they didn't like Acolyte.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And the Acolyte is like a precursor to a lot
of the Star Wars stuff that happened, and I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
So, there's beef in the Star Wars universe.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
No, but I get it now. You say your side first,
you say your side first.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I like that Disney is giving us content and there's
gonna be hits, there's gonna be misses.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
But there was a long time when we.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Didn't have Star Wars content on the regular basis. So
I appreciate what they're doing. Some of it a little hokey,
but I'm okay with it.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
But there in lies the issue. Some of it a
little hokey.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
And to be clear, I haven't seen what you're talking
about yet.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You've got a lot to catch up.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
But I am a very big Star Wars man. I yes,
I grew up with.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
It, like it is part of my life and who
I am, ingrained in me.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
And because I have that background, and I understand that
to some people, this is not just a franchise, it
is a religion. Basically, they love this thing from the
bottom of their heart.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
They've grown up with it.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
It is a part of their identity, and so they
know all the rules of the universe. They listen to
the canon, they know how this universe functions.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
And then.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
And then when you go and have a studio that
adds all this other Star Wars stuff that was George
Lucas in on this project.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I do believe that George Lucas has had his hands
on a lot of things. But like you're looking at
a few projects among the lists, because you're still talking
about Mandalorian, okay.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
And or but right, sure, great, But also like they're adding.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
New rules and stuff, which to the people that have
been following Star Wars for decades at this point and
they love it.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
So much and know everything about it, they're.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Like, no, no, no, these things would not happen in
this universe. I know that because I've been living in
this universe for decades. And then a student comes in
and it feels, from a fan perspective, as if they're
just trying to capitalize on the success of the Star
Wars franchise instead of actually adding real war to the
cannon because the lord that they're adding does not follow

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the rules of the universe.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Michael, I got a big smile on your face. What happened?

Speaker 6 (42:20):
We have lightsabers in studio, Mike Real, We have lightsabers.
Mine okay, Jesus another one.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
All right, we want to hear from you. Let us
know what you think.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
In the mashpit, Texas eight four four nine ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Is Disney doing too much? Are they doing just enough?

Speaker 6 (42:41):
He's a burden in his hand. Put it down, buddy.
You don't got to carry that around with you. Next morning,
Mash Pitt on Rock ninety five to five, Michael, the.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Fire aid lineup has been announced and it's stacked. We
talked a little bit about this yesterday. Hollywood putting together
a show just like they did after nine to eleven
to raise money to help first responders people who are
hurting the fires. And you know nine eleven obviously all
the badness that went on there, but there's a ton
of great people. Billie Eilish, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Jelly Roll,
Katie Perry, Lady Gaga, Pink Sting, Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Dave Matthews and John May are going to.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Play that pink and sting really close together. And I
heard pink stink and I was like, that's not We're
not talking about the same thing or a pink sting.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
This is kind of cool. I like Dave Matthews and
John Mayer. So they're going to play together for the
first time ever. Oh, so you're gonna get to see
some cool collags stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
That's gonna be fun. Yeah, that's cool, they say.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
More acts and musical guests will be announced as we
go on here. They will be January thirtieth at the
Into It Dome and the Forum.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Very good, that's going to be amazing, and more things
from the fire here.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
This is kind of a sad story actually, but also
if you're a collector of rock stuff. Scott Wiland's widow
has been forced to sell his iconic Fedoras.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Oh she wrote.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Quote, I don't know where to begin to describe what
has happened to the city I love with all my heart,
to describe the destruction, the profound heartbreak for dear friends
that have lost their homes. I'm now being forced to
sell Scott's Fedoras.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Basically their house is gone.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
That is, and especially because like those definitely have sentimental
value to her as much as fans.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh no, related if she if she held them this long,
they meant something.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, she says, I'm desperately trying to find housing for
myself and my dogs.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I mean, it is a disaster over there.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, it's going to be a long time, long road
to recovery for this one.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
And something that'll get everybody worked up. Oh God, Nickelback,
are you ready?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Nickelback has been named the best rock band of the
twenty first century by Billboard.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
W Yeah, don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Billboard recently ranked the top one hundred artist of the
twenty first century, with Nickelback being the highest ranked.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
On the list. Lincoln Park, they're coming second to Nickelback.
They were that close. Now I officially hate this.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
That's I mean, I get Nickelback because I feel like
they have.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I'm conflicted cold Play, number fifty three, number sixty six.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Doors down.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
This is our top five.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
It doesn't have the top five here. Not a nice story, okay,
but it has.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
See they put like pop artists in there too, because
they say rock. But it's like the Rock and ll
Hall of Fame kind of Oh but I have the
rock ones.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Oh so I'm gonna care about that as much as
I care about the rock and roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Allow Boy was at one hundred and yeah it's crazy.
But yeah, nickel Back, Yeah, you're number one band from
the first century.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I mean, I guess, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I'll deal with it, but it's subjective. We got Monsters
Arc tickets coming up.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
No, Pigott, you deserved that for that sound.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Never do get into a microphone ever again, it's.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
No. Yes, it gets on the way on Frock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
Now he is a big only plug there.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Plug it up, baby, plug it.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
In the pit.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Oh yeah, it just gets better each time.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
What a crevice.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
This is our last pair of hot wheels. Monster Truck Live.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
They've got two shows Saturday and Sunday, January twenty fifth
and twenty six. We got a four pack for you
on January twenty fifth.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
And that means you have to find three friends. Good luck.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, I think mostly for me, I have Michael most people,
it's right, not me.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yes, because you have two in studio with you right now.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
You don't think we're friends?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh, because clearly he just wanted to go by himself
and just sit and watch Gunkster.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You want to stay focused on Gungster.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Just because you are contractually obligated to be here.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
It doesn't mean this friendship isn't real. It's fine, it's
just different.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Gungster will be the only one on site as Mega Rex,
Tiger Shark, Bone Shaker, and Bigfoot will be there too
with the transforming robot that we're all excited about.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
And when I say all, I mean Michael.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
It's gonna make him dunk nuts.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
That's right, I'm dunking all over it.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
If you want the four bag and Tike, it's the
Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live. You better be called ten
eight four four ninety five fifty Right now rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
It is the Morning masch Pit and it is text time.
Text time.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
You can always text us say four four nine ninety
five fifty many many, and I mean many happy birthday
messages for Maria today.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I've picked a few.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
But before we get there, Okay, you guys just had
a Star Wars discussion.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
We sure did, and you talked.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
About during that discussion the people who are very unhappy
with the new Star Wars direction directions. Well they're in
the text too.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Oh I want to hear from from the eight.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
One to five. They should have left it alone after
the first three.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Oh oh, that's a hot, spicy tick that I don't agree.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I like, but I respect you also the eight one five.
Disney is doing too much as far as quality, yeah,
as far as quantity, and too little in the quality.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
To part Yeah, I can't agree with it.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I agree with that whole horned.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Like they're just making they're just spitting stuff out.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
They're just trying to give us more Star Wars stuff,
and that is what the fan base is feeling and
why they're angry.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
We want good Star Wars stuff. There's so much to
excite upon.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Accurately, So sell sell all the toys, sell the things.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, here we go. Okay, Hey, it's Chad from Joliet.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Happy Friday, and I'd like to wish Maria a happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Enjoy your day.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
From the six three to Oh Maria, I better get
some good head shots in with that nerf gun. I'm
sure Mike. Mike has a big head and can't miss
all right. Wow, she's an old assumptions from the six
three alone, Happiest Birthdays to Maria.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
This morning Toke is for you.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Wake and bake on my behalf as often as possible,
but especially today, 'tis the best?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Would you please give a birthday shout out to my
mother Beatrice her birthday is tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
She's turning seventy. Happy birthday be just tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
And from the seven oh eight, Happy birthday from Theft
in Oak Forest, Oh my boy, the theft Long story short.
I called in and his name is Rob and we
called him Theft. So he goes by theft now.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah, as he should.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
There's there's a million messages in here, Maria. You need
to log in and like, I'll show you all of
them so everybody.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Can apologies in advance.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
I'm not going to text back and respond to all
of them because I would be here for the systemorrow.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Did I feel very popular? It's your birthday?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, what's your popular?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
How were you supposed to feel in your birthday?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Well, whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, and
let's face it, less fortunate at than I, my tender
heart tends to start to lead. I'm making a wicked
reference and I'm so sorry. This is not a venue
for it. There's a song called popular.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
That's what I was out.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Okay, go ahead, yeap Oh sorry, sorry, I have laded
on this for a while.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It is time to continue with commercial Free on Rock
ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
He's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Weekend, hod Damn, get out the shorts. It's gonna be
warm today. I have thirty five degrees, Damn warm.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Damn Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. We are
the Morning mush Pit, Yes we are. We made it
another week, Yes we did. Fingers crossed, we go another one.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Let's I'm not gonna they keep giving us toys to
play with, so that's got to be a good sign.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Jam, what you do? You're gone?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Jam?

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Yeah, no, it didn't.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Hang on.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Let me get that. Don't worry. What have I done?
What have I done? What have I done?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Another wonderful Friday?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Happy birth Maria of course, Jammed and uh Walt is
a nexus free chains off Friday, Gonna continue with him
and Clinger and Pack of Tone, while also has more
coheating Cambri, Did you get it?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Un Jammed? Just having a tough time over here?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
What am I doing?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
What is this? See?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
This is why gun safety and we won't get any
more new toys?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
The issue.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
She's got her fingers all the way in that issue.
Damn it. Why she pointed at me to why let's okay,
what did Michael do?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I tried to give you a minute, Happy birthday to you,
Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Love working with your. Happy birthday.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
You don't have to like lie for my person, love
working with me.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I wasn't lying.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
You tolerated at best, and I appreciate that from you. Frankly,
it's all like an ask them anyway.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I love our friendship, Michael. I love our.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Friends, Buddy, well just three Buffoons Radio for.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Some reason getting paid

Speaker 2 (51:55):
A lot to see you guys on Tuesday