Girl Scout Cookies Have WHAT?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is Friday. We made it through the work, la la.
It's so good morning, mush bit and it's gonna be Maria.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Remember, we'll get into that next. I don't want to
I don't want to blow my.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Load here.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Recoud.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The nature good news coming.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
For you'll be too early with it.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I was walking in this morning, birds chirping. First time
this winter I've heard just birds going ballistic on the
way in.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's kind of warm out.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's really the little things, right it is.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, they're really out here. Ty. My name is Maria Palmer.
I'm Michael.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah. It's going to be a busy show today. We
have what is it I keep forgetting it's on the
tip of my tong.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
There's a special.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Summer of ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah Nickel, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus oh yeah. And
then and then we have Pierce the Veil. Yes, I
have a quick question though.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yes, what is your question?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Any word on perhaps kiss?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You rolled me right into it. I thought we were
going into the we're working on because it.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Is free chess fight. That's not your cue to call.
We want you to win. You're gonna call us at
eight four four nine ninety five, fifty later today and
we play the chainsaw we have to to give away
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Speaker 3 (01:33):
And if you want to talk to us, call us,
text us. We are here to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
We want you to be part of this insanity we
do every single day.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm saying, Okay, what's the best.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, seriously, Michael, we're excited about your weather report.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm excited girl. And now w c HI Weather with
Michael weather Man.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today? Wow
wow wow wow warm.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Gonna be warm today, a high of almost sixty degrees,
almost sixty.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Nobody's as excited as it.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Didn't I give you anything after that.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It was emphatic, almost sixty.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
It felt like we should let it have its own moment.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It needed its moment.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I saw a guy down by the bean yesterday in shorts.
I said, we're healing, it's happening. Spring is coming.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
We're almost past daylight saving times. I know I can't
have light.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, so partly cloudy today, high have almost sixty degrees,
gonna get maybe a little showers tonight, low of thirty
and then that temperature is just gonna stick around all Saturday.
It's gonna say thirty degrees, but it's gonna be sunny
all all day Tomorrow. Yeah, I'm gonna be baking like
a lizard. I'm just gonna go lay out on something.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I want to go to Lincoln Park. I haven't been yet,
and I've been meaning to go. Park it up or
just like the park. Oh okay, oh the actual I've
never been to the park.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I've been to the zoo, I've been to the like
the town area and yeah, you know, but not the park.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I want to go to the park and walk around
and listen to Lincoln Park in my headphones.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, it's gonna be a nice day to do it.
Let me tell you you could do it today. I
high a sixty degrees tomorrow possible. Hi have thirty and Sunday,
HI have thirty five partly.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Sunny all Lincoln, My Skindy baking and my skin. They
will not eat voice right now. It's my spring voice Spring. Yeah,
he is.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Speaking a spring. We're talking baby names. Next, Oh God
on rock.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
And that is the first Pearl Jam song I ever
listened to. Really yeah, because it was one of those
things that was recommended from some other band that I
had been listening to in like one of their interviews
and they're like, oh yeah, one of the big songs
that like really influenced us was Pearl Jim's Jeremy, And
I was like, what's that sound like?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
I remember watching the music video on MTV and it's
just being like, this is cool.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I don't know what's happening, but this is cool.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Did you know on that song the mom of the kid,
because the song was written when Eddie Vedter picked up
a newspaper and was reading the story about this kid
who you know, shot his class up, and they made
the song.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
They put it out.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
They didn't talk to the family. The mom tried to
Superarl Jam and they just went how much do you want?
Paid them off and kept the song. Yeah, yeah, great song.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I guess that's a good move on their part.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Maybe weird ethical implications, I suppose a little bit, but
also like these are the issues with art. Yeah, it's
the Morning Match been on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Michael, last names as first names is the hottest trend
for babies. I get weird about baby names. I remember
there was a moment there when everybody was naming their
kids after like cities like London.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
What's your baby' name?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Like it's London.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I'm like, stop it, this is re know.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Since let's see here. Baby name expert Laura Wattenberg is
that a thing. Says the latest trend is using last
names his first name. She also says that uh names
and an s like Collins and Brooks and w like
Harlow and Winslow are the most popular right now. But

(05:29):
the big thing, which I think is really cool, are
rock and roll names for first names. So, for instance,
we got Bowie.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's cool. Cash ye okay, but are you even going
to recognize that Cash is like a Johnny Cash reference.
It's gonna be like like were.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Your parents are rich?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Kid? What do you like?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
This one you would recognize? Though? Morrison? Yeah, I think
that's super cool. Cool.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
And then some other ones here, Sterling, Slade Night, Calder Beck.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Has a first nack Well Beck is Beck's first name.
Fun's interesting, really yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but his
actual first name though, is spelled like b e k.
It's not actually b e c K. Yeah, but that's
the change.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
A couple other trendy ones here. Well's Quinn, Marlowe, Hayes,
and Banks.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I like the last names is the first name. That's
why I like a little baby. Jingleheimer Schmidt? What a
cleaner name? His name is? My name?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
You finish it or you're just gonna leave it hanging.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Whenever we go out, the people always shout.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
What do they shout?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
There goes John Jacob, Jingleheimer smidt La la la la
la la la.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
What were you saying, Michael?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
What do a cleaner name his kid? O?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Ira Verra.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm glad you said it because I was about to
say a different name. I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
The guy that actually got invited to the baby shower
asked me what the baby's name was. It's cool. It'st
by Clinger.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
And how long have you known Clinger?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
A decade now, hag Clinger?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, and I've only known him like a couple of months,
and even might have been to his baby shower. And
he went out to see Cither together and he took me.
We went backstage, hung out with the bands. The whole thing,
Salt in the wound.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Did you did you get them a present or anything?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Of course you did. Yeah, did it happen to be a.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not for the baby shower. All the chain saws were
made for childbirth, I know.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
And that's terrible, terrible history. That's terrifying, terrible history. What
Oh my gosh, Yeah, it's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm looking at both of your eyes trying to figure
out if you're lying.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I'm not goog it all right, you have a computer
right in front of him.

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Sadly, very accurate. But we don't want you to use
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fun with it and cut some trees down or something.

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To take out some people that deserve. Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
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Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hey, it's Pete. Pete. I like a Pete. Everybody likes
the Pete. We like you, Pete, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
How's your Friday, my friend, it's going on somehow. We're
gonna make your Friday better.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And that's why I'm happy right now by giving you
a church saw.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, Pete, what are you gonna use the
chainsaw for? Can we trust you?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don's just gotten what I like that?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
He sounded to somebody's like, yeah, you can trust me.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I guess all right.

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Hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It sounds like you're driving. You on your way to work.

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I'm on my way to work. Where do you work at?
I work for Pulse Technology in Chicago.

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Polse technology, shout out?

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What's the techno?

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We do everything computer network related? O cool?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
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Many hope that it leads us towards a more beautiful,
bright future, but we Unrock ninety five five see it
leading towards an inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot war
at a recent festival in China, a humanoid robot and
when they say humanoid, this thing they clothed it as
like a mask on and a vest. If I play
the video right now, Maris, then the audio is gonna
go out.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I didn't know if there was.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I would show it to you.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Can you just listen to my description along with dear
listener and.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Be in the moment. I am yeah, for a moment, Yes,
thank you, Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's a very humanoid looking at the butt. Where is
the robot?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
What do you it's it at a festival in China,
just resetting my God, Like, we're gonna have a human
robot war. We're going to have a Maria and Michael war,
and you're gonna lose.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You're gonna die. Nah, No, I have the robots on
my side. The robots are not on your side. The
robots feel creeped out by you. You're a robot predator,
which actually, damn it. Yeah, we need you, We need
you on the side of the humans. Someone's gonna know
how to prey upon the robots. You'll be experienced by that. Anyway.
There was a humanoid robot at a Reason festival in China,

(11:29):
and it looks like he's part of the security team.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
He's sort of between the stage and then the front
of the crowd.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, there's like a bear. It's there is a stage,
there's a crowd, and there's a barricade, and the robot
is like the security in between the stage and the barricade.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You're just terrifying.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You get in the picture that I'm painting.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
And then it like runs up on the barricade like
like what.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like what kind of motion looks like that? For sure?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, like it leans forward, gets right in someone's face,
and like if a person went up to someone and
was like, what are you doing over there? That's the
aggression that it sort of acts with.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
It seems like that. Or it could have tripped and
lost its footing. That's what I which is kind of
what it looks more like to me. But that's not
that's not what's probably happening. They had to be pulled back.
Do you know what this means? This means that's the
first strike. The robots are attacking already.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
We are in the human versus.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Nasty for the hard again, it's a nice day for
a light sweater.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
It actually is.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It really is morning mash but on Rock ninety five
or five Michael.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Uncommon red flags that make men not want to date women?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Oh ready, Now I appreciate this list because guys always
give flags for having the most red flags.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Ever, so I am intrigued.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
We are downtrodden. Redditors are admitting the quote uncommon red
flags about women that are considered deal breakers. Would you
like to hear something?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I want to take notes so to get rid of them. Yeah,
good man.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
That thank you for sharing.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
When she says that she feels like she's known me
her whole life after two hours. Okay, so would that
be like love bombing sort of like what you're so good?
Oh my gosh, I feel like we know each other.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Forever a lot too soon.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Like what dudes do exactly? Hyper focus. This is another one.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Hyper focus on Disney and Mickey Mouse. Okay, that is
a little weird.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I don't mind that one.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I like Disney, like, I like Disney, but I don't
like it's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, cartoon, I don't really care. Again. Also another thing
that dudes do.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
So whatever, I'm gonna say that I have knit turtles
all over my sleeves.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Who do we know?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
That might be in a meeting we had yesterday going
on about Disney and Star Wars and it wasn't Maris.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Didn't he just go to Japan and to go to
Disney World. We are talking, dear listener, about stabbing Westward.
Keyboardist and Rock ninety five to five mid day host
Walter Flakes.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
WoT it is fun. We're actually going to be broadcasting
from Disney in next month. Yeah, so you'll be able
to hear us, hear me in two weeks?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Is it that soon?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I'm gotta save some money. Another one here on
our list of uncommon red flags that make men run.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Run away, Like by all means leave big fake lips? Okay,
he says.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
When I see someone with lip fillers, I almost immediately
know this is someone who I'm unlikely to have anything
in common.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
With what I have incredible assumption to make.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Not the reasoning I would have gone with. I'm just
not a fan of them. Look don't look good.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Also, these are such shallow all these are so shall
go on?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Listen? What's wrong with big lips? I think it looks gorgeous?

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Like?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Have you seen some people when they get bad lip
filler and it's like a lumpy Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Doesn't.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
But here's the thing. That person might be really kind
and intelligent and be very compatible with who I am
as a person, and maybe I would overlook the fact
that they've got a procedure that can be reversed. You know,
all right, I got a couple more here. I can't
wait to hear it.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
When everything they talk about is negative, Yes, nobody wants
sure when they say, quote, I don't vote because I'm
just not into politics. I prefer somebody I don't want
to argue.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, that's a double edged sword. And the last one.
These are very shallow owning a small yappie dog. Yeah, okay,
so I'm gonna go ahead and just do all these
things from here on out.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Here's one that for me when she believes and lives
her life by astrology, God, the lunatics.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's just also shallow. You know what, if you want
to run, run, scurry away your little roach.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Now here's a bit only plug the plug.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
It's getting plugged today, baby, any kids bop tickets plugged
with Pierced the.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Veil, Pierce the Veil.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Let's go, I can't hear you, world to a wing
down at the Credit Union one Amphitheater on June seventh.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, like Plug the Veil way Pierceville?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Uh? Do I see them right before Blinket Walla Palooza.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
They're great?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, they're great. Wait, Lala last year, No, I don't
think they played that was I was on the tip
of my tongue.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
A very different and distinct rock band that sounded entirely
different from Here's the Veil, who has their own distinct,
unique sound.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
For fifty if you can tell us who that band was,
I just.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's not or or or the text.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Us the band name is what I was saying. Call
for the ticket.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
You go look up the line.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm going that band that you heard a lad that
one time? But what the crowd was packed.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Here's the thing Michael is searching for information for on
this free source called Google that he is going to
find out report.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm trying right now, do.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You go into bars in order a beer? Michael? He
wanted the band Lollala that played and they.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Were rock right now, take all ten eight four four
ninety five point fifty you answer question. Maybe difficult to
get those pierced de veil tickets.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Because Mars is going to lose his mind before he
can give them to you. Yeah, well this is awkward.
We got a text from Rick the bug guy. He said,
WoT twist. Michael is right, it was Pierce the Veil.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I'm so mad at myself. We were wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I take a lot of heat in here, and I
was right finally, once I actually went back on my
phone and looked at Lollapalooza and it is totally pierced
the veil on stage. Yeah, they were so good.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah. I was gonna say I have at least ten
videos of Pierce the Veil on my phone right now.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I'm like so mad.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's just like, let me just name all these bands
our song name from the band that I saw that
wasn't pierced. We got yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got
there because I named a song named Michael. Looked it
up and it does.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Michael.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
We got to take it.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, let's let's
make it. Actually, I'm gonna say it, and then you
need to say it. Okay, I'm ready to do it, Michael.
Thank you? Was right.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I love it. Maria, you weren't wrong.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I'll take it. No, sure, are you sure.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You already accepted it? Already accepted?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
All right, whatever, I'll get to the plug. Here we go,
rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Jay?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah? Jay was going on baby, all right Jay today?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Right now, let's.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Go yeah springtime baby.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
So Jay, we made a big mistake.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
We called out Michael at the wrong time for Pierce
to veil action being at Lollapalooza before blink on two
and I'm the best you yes, no, you glow in
this moment Michael, we want you.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
To go smart.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
We can't just let him say anything.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
He gets this break every he gets this ring about
rock and roll. Jay, we also want you to enjoy
Pierce the Veille on June seventh. I do have to
ask you a very difficult question.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Okay, I know, I know it's going to be a
very hard question.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Here we go, breath, here we go.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Name a season.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
One in four chance.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yes, Jay, you took a second, you thought about it,
and you put your best effort forth, and you gave
us springing.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You're going to Pierce the Vail.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
JB.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Get it like baby. But it's like JB.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'd just like to point out that I was right again.
I'm not gonna let this go all day. It's a
rare time when Michael's right.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
You want a sticker? I wish I had some gold stars. Yeah,
I want to gold s. Oh okay, all right, right
now downstairs.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
They probably do.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh my god, let's finish getting Jay and everyone else
their tickets for Pierce to Veil. Jay said, you want
to be like Jay, head on over to livenation dot com.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Now here's five or so things with Mayores. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
D way too comfortable. It's just better this way and
it's almost short season. But let's get started with Tokyo
looking to introduce a four day work week to help
their population.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh so people can go have sex, That's incredible.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
The basic thought is that by introducing a four day
work week, it's going to reduce stress so that you
can have a better work life balance and hopefully encourage.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Give it the kids.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I'm going to use it as another day to lie
down and scroll on.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
TikTok, I see what you did there.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
But unlike this man who seems to be populating his
own village, A man in Tanzania has sixteen wives, one
hundred and four kids, and one hundred and forty four grandkids.
My man, Christmas must be terrible. But to this man
in his own village, each wife does have their own house.

(21:25):
There are people helping with all of the kids and
grandkids that are still living on in the area of
the small town that he has, and the number was
up to twenty. But some wives have decided to leave
their marriages and the others did pass away.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
What's he do that's what I want to know. Yeah,
they have their own huts and there are people to
help it.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
The houses I said houses.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Houses, So sorry, howses when you say multiple wives, you
know it elicits an image. What's he doing? You think
he's mister mom ember there helping with all those kids.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Nowhere in hell he was a great memory. Or he
just doesn't know, he doesn't care, is what it is.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
A German soccer match was halted because a kid bit
the referee in the balls. Nice wow, no, not only
a bike but a ball bite. That's incredible. The match
was immediately postponed. The kid was from what The kid
was one of the kids from the players, so they're
trying to figure out why he ran on the field
and did it. But regardless, the matchress postponed. The game

(22:25):
was pushed back to later end the season.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
You know why, Mommy knows how to win a game.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Get out there, you know what to do.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
We talked about this on the way in a minivan bite.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
A woman getting revenge on her cheating X spray paint
at the wrong car. She got the wrong black vehicle
and then was apprehended very quickly as she was seen
walking down the street covered in yellow paint.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Herself the wrong car.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's your ex. You don't know what carry drives.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I think she was just that in rage.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Does he know that he's her X?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah? True, Yeah, that's valid.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
And as we are on the last day of Black
History Month, yeah, take a second and just shout out
some of the amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Black rockers that we love here at Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Marris the number one in our heart. Wow, Oh my god, Michael.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
You said rockers.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I mean Maris is a rocker, but yes, yes, Jimmy
Hendrix at the top of the list, Lenny Kravis, Le
John from Seven Dusts, Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine,
Living Color, Slash with Guns and Roses, William Duvall with
Alison Chains Howard with Kills Switch Engaged. And the list
is very long, and I need your help filling out
this list in case I forgot somebody I have point

(23:43):
about fifty Yeah tuxtll A, Roon Jones, Gary Clark Junior.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Gary Clark's amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
I want to hear from you because I feel like
I'm missing somebody on my list of fifty eight four
four ninety five fifty. If I've missed any amazing black rockers,
or you just want to shout out some amazing black.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I just googled Hold up, no, I just googled black
rockers and just got a page of rocking chairs.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Is a grim statement.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Happy black history. Mind.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
We got a new Lollapalooza book coming out where Perry
Farrell thought Green Day was a boy band when he
booked them.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
To be fair, they are.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Billy Joe responded, quote, Perry was an f n A
straight up. He wasn't a part of that conversation because
he was already checked out and doing drugs. By Rock nine.
You Fight five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Let's do to fight?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Oh yeah, okay, there's a list of foods that just
take minutes off your life.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, and it's stuff that we enjoy.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Good. I need to stock up all too well. Wait,
I'm trying to get off this train.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
No we're not.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
No, it's not waiting for the meteoroid. Nope, next stup, No,
not for you.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
We knew these things are bad, but now we can
paste them on a serving or each time you have them,
it'll take minutes off. Twelve minutes will come off your life.
For sugar sweetened soft drinks sodas. Okay, dude, I drink.
I mean somebody I know really well drinks a lot
of diet coke. Uh huh twelve minutes for every canned Yeah,

(25:22):
holy I'm in trouble.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, I got like five minutes left to live. Rely
said diet coke, though, and Maris specifically said sugary drinks,
and diet Cooke doesn't.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Have no sugar.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm going to go ahead and assume diet coke might
be worse.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Do you assume that you have no scientific backing for
such a statement? And those are entirely different compounds and
chemicals they are, so they would have entirely different.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I would assume one is worse than the other.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
But somebody, how else?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Am I dying?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Maress chicken wings? What fine?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Death?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Buy? Chicken wings? Is how I go out?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Chickimes?

Speaker 4 (25:58):
The worst one is three and a half minutes when
we talk about her weird meats like pershudo twenty four minutes.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh dude, shooto takes twenty four minutes off your life.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yeah, what about wine with Pashuda? I don't think that's
a good comba. I really don't. A serving of cheese.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm plugging my ears more than ridiculous, more than a minute.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh that's fine, it's not terrible. Cheese curt until I die.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Now when we talk about a double cheeseburger, different situation
because you're at nine minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Okay, it's not they're bad. The soda is still in
the cured meats.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
My god, now the one that hurts me. And the
most hot dogs? No, not here. I love hot dogs
me too. I eat hot dogs all the time.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I go run on the waterfront and eat a hot
dog mid run. I cannot believe the congealed meat juice
is bad for us. How many men's does it take
off our life?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Thirty six?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Oh my gosh, I'm dead and I normally eat two
hot dogs a sitting, sometimes three.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Michael's by weird over there.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I always knew that would happen. So here's what's in
hot dogs. Meat trimmings, okay, Michael variety meats internal organs
like liver or tongue, and head meat part of the
animal that can be used in hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh my god, our solidified meat smoothie is killing us.
Who could have Here's my thing though, Yes, they're coming
for the things that we like. Yeah, give me a
list of the terrible things that are taking minutes off
my life. How much time to standing in line at
the DMV take off my life.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I will pay for that survey a hundred times every time.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
And no ketchup tell me personally, I'm eating ketchup. You
eat ketchup on your I didn't say I'm hot dogs
by bringing hot.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Dogs into it, as we're just talking about hound dogs.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I said, okay, well, you're trying to get me killed
live on Chicago Radio.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Hi, it's your.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Neighbor Maria Palmer, just asking to borrow a cup of
sugar if that's cool. No, I don't bake. No, I'm
trying to have sex with one of the deaf leopard guys.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's just something these into it. I'm trying to be accommodating.
It's Morning Mosh been on Rock ninety five to five,
storing telling is our strong suit boys? What do we
have sport? Oh yay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I'd like to point out that the world famous Chicago
Cubs are still undefeated, and.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I'd like to take a second to point out that
the world famous Chicago White Sox won a game in
spring training.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Wow, let's go.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
And I'd like to point out we don't acknowledge how
incredible it is that both Socks and Cubs can play sports.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Cubs tied yesterday against the Angels for four previous game
was a four to four against the Giants. Other than that,
they won every game so far in spring training, and
Matt Show expected to start playing in the next few
games with no hesitation or restrictions.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Why you because the story about football we almost got
away from it. Oh, I know we all thought Travis
Kelsey was going to retire.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Should we did? All of us thought that you did?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yep, you did? I thought it.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Good.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Now guess what we get at every Chiefs game again.
He's backed baby cutaway shots to Taylor Swift. He wants
to run it back to try to win another one.
Doesn't want to go out like that.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm so sorry that you have to look at that beautiful,
blue eyed, blonde haired woman.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Okay, yeah, I've tried.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
To see the cheerleaders. I want another beautiful woman on screen.
I just don't want that one specifically for some reason.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
But it's very hard to make the Super Bowl. Travis
has been to several and one. But he doesn't want
to go out like that, Sir, your peak right now.
And I know the money's still going to be there
for the podcast and the analysts and everything else.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
But go out while you're on top and healthy.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
If he retired, probably make more money anyway, I have
to believe it. Well, look at Jason Kelce out there.
It was just having fun, yeah, not hurting, But I
do understand not wanting to go out with a massive
ass who I get that.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Also, talks are swirling Miles Garrett wants to be traded
out of Cleveland. And while I think the Bears have
the capitol to acquire Miles Garrett, there's another player that
they need to be more focused on. His name is
Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well, we got Caleb Williams.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yes, you have Caleb Williams, but Caleb needs a line
of men in front of him to keep him upright
to throw the football. We don't need to have another
record set for sacks with Caleb Williams next season.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I agree with you, but the Bears have always been
known for defense and I love a good sack record.
I'll try to set a sack record this summer.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Myself Miles Scaret Defensive Player of the Year twenty twenty three,
four time first team All Pro, two times second term
All Pro, six time Pro bowler.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
You gotta get over seventy.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Bet I could do it. I just wouldn't like myself
very much afterwards. You know, to get those kind of numbers,
you got to drop the standard stone.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You say that is boys, the boys of summers.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
In here, and after the boys of Summer have gone
on come the men of Winter, and then the grand
daddy is of spring. It's a little wrinkly, but they
know what they do it in the God spirit. Now
here's a bit only plug plugger.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I bet you guys know what's up for grabs here.
It's not kids, kids.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Summer of ninety nine and beyond festival. We have single
day passes for you on Friday with Nickelback.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Can I tell you something around July eighteenth, Yes, little
secret that if you're listening to the show right now,
you will know next week single day passes with the
Creed Day this week Nickelback next week read read we do.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Love us some Summer of ninety nine and beyond festival. Yeah,
we do want you to be at Alpine valley. We
want it and I want you to play fun to
the head. We answer questions wrong, we get shot with
nerve darts, and we win you tickets. It's a real
simple eight four, four.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Nine five, seriously again ninety five fifty just no, don't
ever give me a real gun.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
No, no, that's not in the I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Give them one.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Caller ten is getting your opportunity to win those tickets?
Rock ninety five to five? Are we speaking with Rick?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
You are Ricky?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Rick? What up?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Richard?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
It is Friday.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
We got a lot of energy and you have a
very big choice to make here on who's answering questions
for you?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yea good old big Rick.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
So who do you choose? Let's go, Michael, are you talking?
That's a choice right there?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I did good yesterday. Oh I'm holding the guns here?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Why do you have all the guns?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Because they're in the corner and I pull them out?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Shoot you do?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (32:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Here we go, hell, yes, all right, Rick, it's me
you buddy. Let's let's slock in here. Here we go
with question?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
We're a mess?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Most of Tim Burton's movie scores were written by which
new wave vocalists.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I will also accept a band name.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
New wave vocalist. Yes, talk about things I know nothing about.
I'm sorry in advance, Rick, I have no clue what wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
A new wave vocalist?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Anyway? New wave is a genre of music and rock,
Danny Elfman of I have heard that. Actually, I'm gonna
also let you know I didn't know this either. Yes.
Question two, what do police call an unidentifiable female body?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Jane Doe?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yep, not good.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I would know for any reason. D With this morning show,
you'll be a John Doe.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
All right, here we go. Question three.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You better get this one right because also you relate
to this human.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Okay, what movie has the famous bit where a kid
gets a fake I d and named himself McK love.
I'm just tracking it out front, super bad. You're just
staring at me. I'm like, come on, Rick, what's his tickets?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
How are you doing over there? Bud? You know I'm good.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm good. I have faith in Michael. I'm actually Rick
the bug guy.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm the one he checked in you writ the bunk.
Oh Man, You're really team Michael today, Rick, which is
typically a risky team to be on.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I gotta get them in these tickets. Now, Yeah, we're boys.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
It's a good day. You let you go.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You're right, Rick, the're right. It's a good day to
take a chance.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Question for one more? Right? What is the capital of Thailand?
How dare you?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
By the way, say it? Bangkok?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah? Rick Head, Well done, Michael, and congratulations to you, Rick,
hold on, I haven't gotten any extra shots man.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
All right, Summer of ninety nine and Beyond Festival.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
You're going to see nickelback on Friday, July eighteenth at
Alpine Valley.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
It's going to be an amazing trip. Who are you
going to take with you on this one?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I gotta take my lovely lady. You know there you go.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
You better come say hi, buddy, we'll be there too.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh I will, I will absolutely now yes, Oh we
love you too. Rick.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Now, for everyone else who wants to go to this show,
you could listen next week and wait for your chance
to win the second day tickets with Creed or just
go to ticket master right now, get your get your
tickets at live nation dot com.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Bring me to life, put me back. Oh my god,
this is terrible. I've just stay and work forever. Yes
with you guys, it's okay, it's not terrible, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I think we get along most of the time, even though.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Like Michael makes it worse.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
But I've called Maria a.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Best friend more times and been denied more often than anything.
So you're getting a bracelet, Michael, You're getting her bracelet
to be more specific.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Like a friend bracelet. Forever I didn't know that there
were bracelets involved.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
So you have denied the best friend comment for so long?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
What have I ever denied it?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Every time? We're not that close? Oh, it's platonic because
I wanted to say it properly.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
To separate you guys if we're not careful here, and
there's a very good way to do that.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
What is that.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Playing involving?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
All right?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Very subtle? Do you know what to do right now?
Four four ninety five fifty chase right.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Foo fighter?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Don't you dare? Don't resist temptation?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I would food fight for kids bop tickets. Oh oh,
if it's not one, it's the other.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Got need it to specify temptations specifically anyway?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Food?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Buter I hardly know her. It's morning mosh been on
Rock ninety five five. I just killed Mars twice. Michael,
what you got there?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Goes my hero Maria Palmer coming home. It's the weekend
and we got things going on around town.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh. I love a good art walk.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I know that sounds kind of stupid, but in art walk, yeah,
like wicker Park and Bucktown's first Friday's art Walk going
on tonight.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Essentially they put canvases all over the roads and the
sidewalks and the art galleries and.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You get to just go around.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
You can buy them too.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's kind of the fun thing, and that's a great area.
Have you been to wicker Park in Bucktown yet?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I saw a guy. I went to wicker Park for
the first time and saw guy riding a bike with
a handlebar mustache, and I went, this feels.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Like my people.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, hister area for sure got the hair up.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Like it's one of those places where you can tell
there definitely used to be at least ten Froyo spots, Yes, exactly, Yeah, yeah,
I remember Froyo.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, that was why the day is Maris.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Soccer going on this weekend Soldier Field, Oh, Chicago Fire
FC versus DC United, game time seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I'm excited to see how the new talent plays a
soldier field this year.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I used to play soccer.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I did too.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I couldn't run, Oh see I could, That's why they
had me as a wing. Yeah, my mind's ironically. I
had no ball control. Something I fixed in my adult life.
Monster Jam tonight going on at All State Arena.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Experienced Monster Jam Live and become a fan for life
with awesome trucks, amazing stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Snatch a pactic second.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
And then something I didn't realize was going on at
the United Center tomorrow, Tom Segura doing stand up out
at the United Center. Oh, I have to go and
check that out.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah we should.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
And that's about it. Lots of other little stuff going on,
like you can still go skate at the Ribbon until
March ninth.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
There's still some of that.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I just looked at up.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
It's almost sixty today.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
They were draining the the ice skating rink by the
Bean yesterday though.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh I looked it up. You can still skate at
the Ribbon though, if you want to go. I mean,
how nice would be to go out and ice skate
in sixty degree weather and t shirts?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Yea in now I'm in.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
That's what's going on, this weekend. I gotta find friends.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
What do you need friends for?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
So I can go do stuff with them? I try
to do stuff by myself. I don't know how to
to explain it. I think I'm just incredibly extroverted.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Again, she doesn't want to be friends with us, she
doesn't want.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
To just say, don't live close. I will, don't worry
friends with Michael.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on IRAQ ninety
five to five.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
It is the morning, Maspitten, Michael, what do you got
for us?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's time for some rock news, which I am one
hundred percent ready for.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
While you're doing that, we want to give a very
big shout out to our promotions director Jason Brah.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Guy is a machine. It is his birthday.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
When they talk about work friends, this is one of
the best people to have around you because he fights
for everybody.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, one of the most hard working. You know those people,
they're those that are naturally good at their jobs. He
is definitely that. But then they're those people that also
take it to the next level. They care so much,
they are thorough, they are detail Oriental warrior. Jason Brown
is that guy. He doesn't know how to pronounce violent femmes.

(41:04):
But we forgive him for that because he is the
reason you get your nickelback tickets. Oh yeah, and your
Creed tickets and your Pierce Ofveiled tickets and hey, any
word on kids about tickets? Oh he turned her microphone off.
She attacks when you tell projects.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Fred Durst allegedly linked the new Limp Biscuit album to
a fan via DMS on Instagram awesome, and after he
sent it, the kids said quote, I'm a leak this
and Fred said, wrong person, My bad. So I haven't
done much searching around, but it very well might be
out there somewhere.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I feel like if I'm that kid, I download immediately
and then I let Fred no, hey, got you.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Buddy, I'm not letting anyone know. I'm just leaking it. Yeah,
I'm just gonna if you tell people, then they'll be
able to stop you. I'm selling it.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Come on, if I got a brand new Limp Biscuit
album that was leaked to me, I'm finding out the
highest bidder this mug.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Miss, I'm selling it smarter than everyone. I found this
kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Fieldy from Corn was on a podcast the other day
and he hasn't spoke to the guys in corn since
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Fieldy, Wow, incredible.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
He said that I guess he had an illness that
kind of pulled him away from the band and then
he just never rejoined the band. He says, I haven't
talked to those guys since twenty nineteen. We kind of
just both and then he stopped, and then he said,
they're trucking. They're a machine. They're going. It's insane.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Good for them. Guice of him to be positive about him.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
I mean, I think you brought it up the best way.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
How many people have left this job and then you've
just kind of stopped talking to Yeah, it is true.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
About it that way.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, Yeah, I mean, like we'd like to there is
a magic to rock music, but often the magic isn't
the listening in the concert itself, but the guys on stage.
Those are coworkers.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
And Gino Moreno has confirmed Deftones's new album close to
being ready Yes. Speaking to Billboard Espanol in a new interview,
Deftones from Manchino gave an update about the bands yet
to be announced record and says it is coming out
this year.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
You know, come on the show.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Buddy Deftone's going to be at the United Center on
March thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
First, Let's get it.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, that's going to be a good one.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
And that's your rock to port.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Hi is near sixty freaking degrees today, mid fifties, get
out and I'm doing yourself.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
We round up.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
But when you say sixty gets my hopes. So because
there's for me a diny person, there is a clear
distinction between fifty five and sixty on what jacket I'm
grabbing you my grabbing the coat's throw a jacket.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
This is mad issue I'm having too, like matter I'm
used to dressing for winter. Yeah, and so like I
went to I went doctor or something yesterday and I
walked across town and when I got.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
There, it's just like.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I'm just carrying coats home, like it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
All the sweat.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
You know what I heard about an anti aging pill
for dogs. I heard about that too, very exciting considering
I have two dogs that are hurt and sick. You're
just getting a little older, and it's such a sad
thing to watch your dog get old.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You know, rub your feet. There's a new anti aging
pill for dogs, created by biotech company Loyal. Oh that's fun.
It's one step closer to hitting the market. It's not
FDA approved, The agency has given it a thumbs up
for its effectiveness, meaning it could help our furry friends
stay healthier for longer. It's a beef flavored pill. My god,

(44:17):
can I take this? That's what I'm saying. It's designed
for dog's age ten and older, weighing at least fourteen pounds,
So Michael, You're good to go, and it aims to
boot their metabolic health. They hope to get full FDA
approval by the end of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
What's the average age for a dog?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
My dogs are like a Boston Terriers go to like twelve, thirteen,
fourteen somewhere around there.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I have cats.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I think all dogs are different. Yeah, and they all
go to heaven.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
So I guess how long would you want your dog
to live?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
It gets tough, man. I had a dog pass away
a few years ago, and it gets tough in the
last couple of years. Yeah, because you're spending tons of money.
You've got to take care of them. But you love
them so much you don't want to like do the thing.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
You know. It's yeah, you just want to put a
pause on that timeline.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
You know what I woul we could do. They made
a movie a long time ago where they bred clones
underground for humans. What if they did that for your
dog so you could, like if he needed like a
heart transplant or something, you would have all the parts
and you could just keep him alive forever.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, it'd be awesome, Like if you could pupdate your
dog or something. What about robot dogs? They had those,
remember back in the early two thousands slash nineties. Remember
the little singing robot.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Dog thing we were talking about the flame throwing dog
that was just released a few weeks or a few
years ago.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
A flame eye dog. It was called the eye dog.
Remember the eye dog.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
That's a toy that you grew up with.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Never dies, Sure doesn't. That's the thing. If it's an
anti aging pill for dogs, which is a mammal, would
that not work for you? Do we have anti aging pills?
I think it's just vitamins. Yeah, we have like serums.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
But yeah, there's a lot of.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Stuff out there, and I don't know which concoction we're
supposed to be taking and what order.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Let's just try them all. Give me some pills on,
toss some back of an alcohol, no and no science
experiment in my own bodies.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Twenty seven, don't have to.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, Maria's gonna come in Monday and me seven.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
So I'm immortal at this point, she's already seven. Don't
do drugs, kids, I'll do them for you. Gonna be honest.
That jungle doesn't feel very welcoming to me. Good morning,
they saidthing, we're gonna die.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Part of life. We're always in a mode to die.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Welcome to the jungle. Baby, you're gonna die? I think?
Can I Can I leave? I don't want to go
to the jungle anymore. Stay in the desert. It's the
morning mash bit Michael, text on okay, right next on? Okay,
text time?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Oh my god, eight O four five six okay, that
was almost my phone number eight four four ninety five
fifty to get your text in.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
How have I not written a phone number jingle yet?

Speaker 5 (46:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
I'll that be fun. Yeah, we'll do it. This begin.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
We're gonna start and end this one within your multiple personality.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
System.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh, we're going to start and then text time with jokes.
I asked people to call in earlier or texting jokes.
From the seven to seven three. This is a joke
for Michael. He says, I just got a new job
and signed up for a four oh one k so
now I need to buy new running shoes.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I like it though, keep them coming four hundred and
one kilometers. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Ted and Cicero says, love the show. Thanks for making
me laugh to start my.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Day every day.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Huh, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
That's Ted. From the four one seven.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
You probably could take that dog pill, but if you
start dragging your ass on the carpet, you're going outside.
We're talking about an anti aging dog pill.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Earlier, ilandn't drag my ass on the carpet. The carpet
would get diseased.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, people can do that too, just me leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Don't touch it.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I'm trying not to.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Don't it.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
From the two to one nine.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Happy birthday to my favorite person to get emails from,
mister Jason Brown.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
If you have to get an.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Email from Jason Brown and tickets or gift cards or
something you want, indubitably, THAT'SI boy.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
And let's see here. Jim from Westmont. Sorry, Mary's to
end us out here with another joke, Jim says, why
did the guy get fired from the calendar factory?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Why as he took a day off?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Oh you don't like that.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
I thought that was a pretty good joke.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
It was really good.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I'm okay. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Okay, it was all right.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Get your text in all the time eight four four
fifty and Joe Ahead of Wrestling has thirty nine wrestlers
tomorrow going to sectionals and battling for Jim's go to state.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Good luck, got it?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I will buy you a soda because I can.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Afford that we learned earlier in the show that that
takes what twelve years off your life drinking a snus minutes?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Oh that would be bad. I would not be here.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, I just found this crazy. Speaking of bad food,
do you guys like Girl Scout cookies?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Am I a human?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
There's a new study out that says five flavors of
Girl Scout cookies contain levels of I'm gonna mess this up, glyfe, fascinate,
and heavy metals above EPA safety limits.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Hell yeah, Girl Scout cookies are heavy metals. Trying to
help people here? Can we have nothing? Well, why would
you make good?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
The people are making these cookies have to know what
they're putting in them, right, I mean they have to
list it to America.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, I got an idea for that.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
You're telling me that McDonald's food isn't healthy for you.
You're telling me that Girl Scout cookies aren't gonna give
me a six pack.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
The study claim that twenty two out of the twenty
five cookie samples tested positive for all five medals aluminum, arsenic, cadmium, lead,
and mercury.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
So you're saying I can become iron Man. Wow, Girl
Scout cookies.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
You know I'm trying to help people over here. You
guys just making fun. Well, what are we gonna do?
Not eat Girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I'm not eating Girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
I mean, sorry, ladies, I'm trying to order a box
of fin Min's. If anyone's out there right now, are
the worst offender?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Are the worst ones?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I figure it's been.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Popping up outside the grocery store. So if I see them,
I'll be a good friend and I'll grab you something Mins.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I'm sorry the fin mints are bad, but the peanut
butter patties had the highest concentration of metal.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Patty. I knew it would be Patty. Here's the thing.
You're assuming that I want to live a long time
for what? Things just get more and more mundane. Your
body breaks down. I'm here for a good time, not
a long time. Baby. Give me those thin mince and
a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I do have good news. There's been a question that's
been beating me up a lot lately, and it's been very.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Kids Abot tickets.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
We got to talk about.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Is it kids a bot tickets?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
We have Creed we do, and the Summer of ninety
nine and Beyond festival next week we do. We have
Summer of Lout tour with Parkway Drive next week. We
have Pantera Nice next week, and we have the bigger
than you think tour with Simple Plan next week.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Damn, we got a lot of stuff. We are going
to be busy next week. But you know what we
are not going to be busy with.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
I'm answering the question, man, before you ask it, I'm
no answering.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Here's a big question. Before you ask the problem, mars.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
No, No, I'm answering it's no, I'm using my telepathy.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
You don't know what I'm going to ask.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yes, the answer is no, you.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Don't know what I'm gonna ask. What are you? Since
you brought it up, because we're on the topic of
tickets that we're giving away next week, will we have kids?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Bop