Grave Digging Championships, Turned-Down Roles, and Robot Fridges

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
They really put their citrusy into that sublime the.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Lime wow, citrus mmm. And if something is very citrus esque,
it's citrusy.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
God, have you had lime and salt on watermelon?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
No matter, tell me about this one more time.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
No matter what you do this weekend a week we
have to recept. Get yourself a watermelon, get some lime
and salt and do that. It is unbelievable. What a
snack I believe you try is what?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Thank you for sharing this.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's okay because you made me think about it.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
We're so late, but it's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It was a very common practice.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
What yeah, try to hean to Jean a little.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm so sorry for them.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And I'm sorry for you.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Thank you for recognizing.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Honestly, it's a special day. It is a special day.
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Why is it a special day?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I believe it's a freak.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It is it is.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's a riot fest day.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh my god, Please don't bring a chainsaw to riot Fest.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Please don't call right now. That's not that's not your cue.
That's not the actual chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh it is also the morning mash pit. My name
is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Who am I? I am man.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
This one and that one and the other one.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Busy day because we do have two chainsaws.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
We've got riot Fest tickets, We've got a punk and
pop up, we've got a Hubbard house, and it's just
getting you ready for fall, baby, right, I don't think
did I say riot Fest of the Roach?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Riot, I'm sorry? Tickets pop a roach and rise against
an under oath. I apologize. I must enough to plug again?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Will it be thrown on the field?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It gets messy, And that's just the thing you know
to exactly does happen?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
We got we got storms in the forecast. We got
a change of weather coming. I will tell you about it.
I co and now w c HI Weather with Michael
weather Man. Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today.
Change is coming. We have been in weather Heaven for

(02:29):
like the last week. I mean it's sunny in eighty
every day. Yesterday hit ninety in some areas. Seriously, Oh yeah,
I hit my ey I went for a walk and
was sweating my butt off because I had a sweatshirt on.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I went for a nap, but you was inside the
acy all day.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Do you blur the ac when you sleep?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Like, oh breeze and a polar bear when.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm God, no, no, then you your nose gets all
sniffly because you're like cold, a.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like not out of covered warm enough.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I was gonna say, I put off an excess of
amount of heats everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, oh boy, orges radiating heat over here.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
The day's gonna start out really nice, seven eight am,
nine am sunny, but then the cloud's gonna move in
this afternoon. It's gonna be dry, still high of eighty
two today. But then this weekend Saturday got some storms
on It's gonna be partly sunny throughout the day, some
late day storms on Saturday. Then you got Sunday, same thing,
late day storms, possible thunderstorms clapping out there. They're gonna

(03:28):
be clapping some thunderstorm cheeks and just mostly cloudy all weekend.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
So why did I just picture the the gods clapping
cheeks black?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's what they did in his lightning bolts.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
He bolted Next week more and more rain. So we're
turning turning corner.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
What time did those storms start on Saturday? I got
a wedding to officiate it right fast, and you would
go it was.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
The time you're thinking of I think it'll be fine.
They're like later in the day, like it's saying four, five,
six o'clock, but that changes every ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
To Michael's been on a hot streak, but asking him
to time out of storms, Yeah, might be a little
bit of a thing.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I think it'd be fine midday, but it is going
to be cloudy, okay, so might have frogs.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Please don't you know what you will have?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
But you don't get him a chainsaw?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, no, no, it's not for him. It's not for
I cannot have a chain It's for you.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Four n fifty. We want to give you a chainsaw
the you know, cut some bushes.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, if there's some treaty, the storms that may knock
down the franchis.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, you want to be ready for this weekend with
a chainsaw because I.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Know it is a free shin saw.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
It is free chainsaw Friday here on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Let's talk with Alex. Alex, what is going on? What
we're doing? Pretty good? What are you up to this weekend?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Headed didn't do a steel right now and I gotta
do a fireworks show for Wiz Khalifa and to chain prow.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
What I love that you and you're doing a fireworks
show for Wiz Khalifa this weekend off reading portage?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
How did I not tell about this? That sounds like
an amazing show. You're gonna be busy, but you know,
you know what it's gonna help that fireworks show of yours?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
What's that chainsaw?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
We don't know how it's gonna help chaw theme.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I mean, yeah, we're just we're just throwing chainsaws around.
That's what we do. Oh no, no, right.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, I mean unless you can juggle, if you know
how to juggle, yeah, there you go. But I do
have questions. As a fireworks guy, how did you get
your hands on all those explosives? It just sounds like
a fun time. Were you pyro as a kid?

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Oh yeah, big time? Been doing it for about twenty
years man, something like that.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
How do you get into that? What's this? Where did
you did you like just light something off and somebody's
like he can work for us?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
You know?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
That's pretty much how it goes. Yeah, I mean you
get licensed through the ATF and stuff like that, but yeah,
pretty much shoot some stuff up in the air and
somebody likes it and they just continue to hire you.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Hell yeah, that's pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
What do you do? I blow things up?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
So this is pretty much I blow stuff up because
stuff with Chainsawsia.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Portage, Indiana at the Amphitheater at Founder Square. It looks
like the show is two chains with Khalifa fun.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
And it's just wrapping up with Alex's fireworks show.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Alex, you're a very big deal and we're happy to
get you this chainsaw on free chainsaw right.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh that come down from Bush never gets any easier.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Gavin Rossdale knows tell us more. No, I've need to say, Okay,
but I'm rocking.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
We've all heard about actors turning down roles just because,
but now we've got some real, silly reason.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Bread curbs begrudgingly these are my favorite ones, but now
we have reasons for some of these roles that have
been turned down.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
So I'm going to run through a few.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Anne Hathaway turned down the role in Knocked Up because
there's going to be actual footage of a real birth.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah yeah, I remember. That was kind of shocking. I
was like, oh, we didn't need all that.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I didn't want to look at it. But also I'm
glad that you guys had.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
To look at what we go through to bring you
children off.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yes, Jane Krakowski turned down her role in sleep Away Camp.
I don't remember seeing this movie, but it is a
slasher and her character would have died by a curling
iron up her lady bits.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, yep, Well live would also turn that down.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Tom Cruise turned down Edward Scissors Hands because he could
not see himself trying to figure out, how.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Do you is the bathroom every day?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Okay, that's fun. I hope that's true. It was like,
how would I even like he's also not weird.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Enough, would not have done what it did.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
By the way, great movie.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Will Smith turned down Django because he wanted it to
be a love story.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Django like I thought Jenga. It was like a wild movie.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is a love story.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
In a in a way, yes, but I think he
wanted it to be more of a love story.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
As he talked to Quinton Terrence, and that would have.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Been my other part about this whole thing. Sean Connery
turned down turned down Gandalf and Lord of the Rings
because he didn't understand the book or the script.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Word.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm okay, with that.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Leonardo DiCaprio turned down Spider Man and Sam Raimi spider
Man trilogy.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
He wasn't ready.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, So which Spider Man the first one? Okay?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Cool? That is he read to or is he black
now or Spider Man?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, I'm also good with that, because again, Leonardo DiCaprio
too cool to be Spider Man. It had to be
Toby maguire is like nerdy.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was trying to think of Leo
at that time, and he was the cool guy.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Like Andrew Garfield was almost too cool.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
No, he played it really well. But Andrew is my
spider Man.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Spider Man was Andrew Garfield just the second series.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, all right, yeah, the one with Emma Stone.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Got it. It's got a darker tone to it.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I just wish I knew.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I wish there was more I do know.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I wish I didn't wish. I wish I knew more
about how Spider Man started. We need another origin trilogy.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Edie Murphy turned down Winston and Ghostbusters because he thought
it sounded like a crack like he didn't think it
was real.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh, okay, I mean, could you imagine pitching Ghostbusters like
so usually the.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Idea, but you can kind of hear how that character
was supposed to be Eddie totally.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
He could have killed it. I mean, oh yeah, I
don't think that was a tough character.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
And Jason Momoa turned down Dracks and Guardians of the
Galaxy because he didn't want to be the shirtless painted guy. Yeah,
and then went for Aquaman. So he won that battle.
He won that battle.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
All his issue was the paint.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
If he could have just been shirtless.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Mama, great, that's not the issue. I don't want to
sit and be painted.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, if any of these shocked you eight four four
ninety five fifty, or if you know about one we
didn't mention, feel free to let us know.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
We want you to be part of the show. As
always here on Rock ninety five to five, it is
the morning mash Pitt. I'm Maris, I'm Maria, I'm Michael.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
We have been talking about this for a very long time,
and it's finally here.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
The port are erected, the stages are set up, the
gates are getting prepared to open. The after well kind
of this morning afternoon. Yeah, eleven o'clock it is going down.
Gates open at eleven brunch time, riot Fest. Go out
and have drinks. Just get it started the right way,
take the day off.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Who carest it started. It's get it started.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
In here right, been going twenty years. That's so cool. Oh,
you're not kidding. They are doing a CBGB. Those shirts
are sick.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Two iconic brands collaborating together for the first time ever
this riot Fest, CBGB Festival and riot Fest. You know
the famous CBGB shirts, same exact logo. It just says
riot Fest on it too.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's such an easy sell.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, I want one already.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Merch always top tier with riot.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Fest, weird Els playing tonight.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I know, I know weird El's in town right now.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I'm so excited, really really got to shout out the
team at riot Fest because this lineup exlcior damn it.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I may need to go tonight now.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, oh my goodness, I.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Know I'm You're not to leave right after we'.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, I feel like what the head is share and
again by all means go if you love them. Whatever
I've seen as a person in radio, I've seen Blinkwin
eighty two and Green Day and we so many times too,
But yeah, I forgot that I was tonight.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm a CP girl.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
I mean, you're right, like we know the headliners. Yeah,
but it's about the meat in the middle of the day.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, in between the buns.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're so right.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It really a little afternoon delight if you will. The
meat in the middle of the day.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Sky rockets in flight afternoon delight.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
The one thing I love about right Fest is they
really get into let's call it the weeds with things
right Like. There is a three pm at the Butter
Stamos statue on Saturday. There is a John Stamos lookalike contest.
But that'd be funny, you know what. I'd be willing
to bet what that John Stamos shows up to that. No,
you don't think something they don't think. You just kind

(12:53):
of like, you know that that's super funny though. They
having a John Stamos lookalike contest and he just walks.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Up, I'm John Stamos. You got me to come to
riot Fest. I'm going on stage. I'm saying hey to
a few people.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
I am not going to my lookalike contest.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I mean, that's what we assume, but maybe he's someone
that very much enjoys his job. If I were John
Stamos and I had my me personality though, and this
all happened.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm around riot Fest all weekend. I'm popping into every event.
I'm getting on stage with every artist.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
And honestly, I'm surprised me there's not a pop up
or an after show or just some random event happening
at some random bar with John Stamos.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, you he'll show up. I got a feeling's gonna
be popping. Uncle Joey's gonna be popping up, is it,
Uncle Joey?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, j.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Lord, have mercy. That's not what he always used to say.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Don't know, I just thought he was hot.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
I have mercy, Yes, eight four four ninety five fifty.
Let us know what you're excited about about riot Fest tonight.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
You got Census Fail, you got Knock Close, ryl O'Kelly,
Ryal Kelly, the whole study, Census Weird Al Alkaline Trio,
and by the way, come up in the show today.
I'm gonna tell you a few other shows going on around town.
With everything going on around town this weekend, damn.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I got s censes famply Okay.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Rise against the popa roach. Tickets coming up with fun
to the Head were Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
In the morning marsh Pit is on.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Sometimes you hear about something, you have to ask yourself,
how did that get started? Like the International grave Digging Championships.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh, awesome thing?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Why is that a thing? But it is? Two teams
of two must dig graves are are? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
You got two teams. There you go.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Must dick graves are Oh my god, in the same spot,
in the same spot.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
What's the word?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
That are exactly two meters long, okay, eighty centimeters wide
and one point six meters deep within two hours.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Then shovel about two point five tons of dirt back
into the hole. Oh no, to create a neat burial mound.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
No.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, this is right after the log chopping Championship championship and.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Be not actually doing it. But if you were to
murder your spouse, how would you do it? Championship?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
This is just set up by a lawyer who needs
evidence in a case like how fast could he dig that?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
This is set up by a hitman to make sure
their trucks are going to get covered and are trying
to assemble a team.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Exactly before you throw that dirt.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Jeff, you are good at this.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
We gotta put someone in that hole.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Hey man, you got talent. You considered a grave diggy
When you.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
First brought this up earlier, I thought it was something
to do with the monster trucks. Yeah, because that's all
I over here with Gravey.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
I just imagine like the back Home versus the guy
with the shovels, You know.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
That in the robots just digging you would.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
So a Hungarian team one.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
They did the job in one hour, thirty three minutes
and twenty seconds, and they said specifically they didn't do
any special training and just use the routine they developed
from their daily work. Okay, nothing to see here, nothing suspicious.
It is free chainsaw Friday, and that has nothing to
do with digging graves, or does it.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
It is the morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
I know you're focused on our second chainsaw today.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Not yet, it's not that time.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
But no, that Walt Clinger and that man Pacapone have
chainsaws all day today.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Maria.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Wow, that sounds so good, and I hope that we
won't be seeing anything about chainsaws and the headlines coming up,
because then I'd have to report on them. As you know,
we do a news segment on this show. We want
to keep you informed. We don't want to bring the
room down. And news headlines are terrible. Luckily the genie,
as corporate shill said, just put a positive spin on it.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You got okay, this is bad news.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Bears mother accused of throwing baby across room from bullet stiring.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
We assume diapers.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Michael, Yeah, I hope man dies in robotic machine accident
at pizza restaurant.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
None of that should line up, Crispy.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Get a slice.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Jase's shoots at woman ten times? That's this many?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Was he a bad shot?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Or she was going to dodge it? Matrix, she really
dodged those bullets.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Grave markers stolen sold on Facebook. Student accused of sextortion
of fellow students.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
I want to ask an additional question, but I'm not
for the sanctity of my own brain.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
That those students got d's this it's dragon news.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Oh my god, she didn't do it? Okay? What good
I do? Sports is next on Rock nine.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
You're behind, far behind wherever that behind is bringing on
over on Papa smack But the morning mosh bit on
Rock ninety five five boys, What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
My favorite?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh what a weekend it's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
What are you excited about? You made the playoffs?

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I know, so I'm not excited that the Comes lost yesterday,
didn't even score a run kind of sucks. But Comes
playing the Reds again today and at five and White
Sox back in action today after day off yesterday. They
are at Rate Field against the San Diego Padres. If
the playoffs started today, that's who we would see in
the wildcard.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Oh so this has like been nice little tune up.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, we'll see. I mean I think I don't know
San Diego and White Sox chack go either. Wait really,
but really the big game, the one everybody is anxious about,
excited about the Bears versus the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
All right, before we jump into any of our predictions,
Michael Maria, your take on Bears Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I guess it depends which half is cow and which
half is boy, because if they have thumbs, then they're
gonna beat the Bears. So if we're doing a centaur
kind of situation and they just have like four hooves,
but then they have two hands.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
They're good. Cowboys are going to take it.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Otherwise, if bottom half is boy and then the top
half is.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Cow, that's very tough cow man.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I think, oh boy, then then the Bears take it.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
That's fair. Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Maris Personally, I know this is a big rally point
where you want to win before you go to Las
Vegas and get what could be a very easy matchup.
Winning this game is going to be more difficult. Cowboys.
They I mean, cowboys just struggle against the giants, but
they they have the firepower to win the shootout.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
They're the slight favorites right now. Basically, all predictions kind
of say the Cowboy's probably gonna win by a touchdown,
but who knows a touchdown is just a touchdown. This
may be the one where the Bears come back and
show who they are, although we are it's Jayalen Jeffries
is out.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
So Jalen Johnson, Jaylen Johnson.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
We got a problem with a cornerback.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
For this game.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Specifically, I won't mind if the Bears lose, but I
want to see them fight.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, I don't. I don't want to see a rollover situation.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I don't want to see them lose interest.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I don't want to see them going to hibernation early.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
I want to get I want to see Ben get
the team back into the game and make sure that
they're out there doing what they need to do to
try to win the game.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It was nice for you to address the issue of
hibernation because it is very cruel to be having the
Bears play at this point in time.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
They should be starting to sleep.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, they'd be fattening up, getting ready.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Salmon, Get them some salmon.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Final take from Michael.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I think Cowboys by a touchdown, as much as I
hate to say it, if I'm being honest, that's what
I would say.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, it's always touchdown. How about touch up? Fix your crap.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
That actually works. I think the coach would like that.
Touch up your problems boys.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh boy, Well, be careful who you're touching up your problems.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 5 (21:38):
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That's right, that's their genus and species.

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Speaker 1 (21:49):
Fridges have ads, now what Yeah, this is the world
that we're living in smart fridges because that's a thing,
because we need to have that.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I guess could they order groceries for you?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Probably that's kind of a cool idea. I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, milk runs out. Okay, that was a weird sentence.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
So new software update for Samsung Family Hub refrigerators is
putting ads on fridges for the first time in the US.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
This is this is my favorite. I love corporate chill speak.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
The company says the pilot program has meant to quote
strengthen the value of owning a Samsung Smart fridge, and
claims the ads won't appear when the cover screen is
set in art mode or picture album mode. So you see,
you guys, this is better for your experience.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
So this has a screen on the first See, I
have a dumb fridge, So what what your regular fridge? Yeah,
so one of those. He's got stupid fridge. So essentially,
this is like any streaming service. Now, whereas if I
hit pause, suddenly adds just start flowing Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
That caught me off guard because I was watching Paramount
and they got the QR cold yeah to get the
product and scan in.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
And I'm like, st that's.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Not a horrible idea if it's on your fridge, because
you could be like, oh, I do need bananas, click
order they get sent right to your hand.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
But the ads, the ads are the issue. It's the
ads that I don't want.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Why are there ads everywhere there? We used to have
a world where there are places that we could go
that they're just straight up weren't ads.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
I remember early days on YouTube literally watching it.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Remember this time, because sooner or later you will have
to watch seventy ads to get to your video.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
We had it so good.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
We had no idea you would actively have when when
they did get ads, it was one ad at the beginning,
and then you were good for like an hour exactly
like you could just stream and keep clicking and clicking
and clicking, and in like in another hour you get
another thirty second add.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Like okay, and you were saying, that's way worse now.
Every three minutes or something five minutes.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
I put on live concerts just to kind of like
veg out while I'm working, like every three minutes.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
And then, by the way, if you don't skip, it'll
hit you with like five more ads because they think
that they can just keep running ads because nobody's paying attention. Yeah,
it's really annoying.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I love it a lot.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
TikTok.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
One of the reasons it blew up in twenty twenties
because it didn't have any ads.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
It was endless scrolling and granted for my own attention span.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I'm kind of glad there are ads because I get
so annoyed and disgusted at some point that I'll put
the phone down.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
On the stories on Instagram, Like you're clicking through and
you're gonna see what your friends are doing, and you
get four ads now in between people.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Dude, scrolling on someone's Facebook timeline, like going to their profile,
there are ads.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
What it's only gonna get worse too.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
What, I just realize what we're about to do?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
What are we about it?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
As Sunday Sunday five ish things you almost certainly need
to know. It's a hell of a community service.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'll tell you that service. The community.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, we're gonna get you some service.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
And Asteroid came close to Earth yesterday, named twenty twenty
five FA twenty two.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Damn it, we can't just name it Ellen or something.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Missed by twenty four thousand miles was as big as
a New York skyscraper, and if it had hit, it
would have called major city damage, causing widespread fires and
potential tsunamis OnlyFans. Model Sophie Rain has a birthday coming up,

(25:31):
has a very lovely fundraiser planned in a tsunami.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Ah, that's gonna be a flood.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Run for her. Grown my god, all money raised by
Sophie on her birthday on September thirtieth, She's going to
be donating to feed America, right.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
All right, gonna be mad at that, literally feeding America.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
And this could if all of her subscribers want eat
donate one dollar, this could be within the millions of millions,
so you know, let's feed America.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
It's like Mother Teresa, Hottest Mother Teresa.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, well, Mother Teresa was damn sex so how dare you?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
It was a beautiful woman, she said, love you.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
It's the hottest version of Mother Teresa. The Tersa was
the hottest version of Mother Teresa.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I guess yes, you're right, mother Sophie.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
If you're going to be on the run from the cops,
at least make sure you got all four tires. There
was a police chase in LA and you might have
seen this pop up tire got blown because they were
trying to they got her in a spike trap. The wheel, obviously,

(26:48):
the tire exploded. Then the wheel, well, the rim, the rim, yes,
got grinded down.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I've seen people driving like that.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Drove for twenty eight hours on three wheels, or twenty
eight miles on three wheels, hours twenty eight miles on
three wheels, and it was just the rim was.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
In half, grinding the whole way. It was grinding ic truck.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Muppet Shows Coming Back, Seth Brogan has a very special
special coming up for their fiftieth anniversary. Sabrina Carpenter has
been tapped as an executive producer and we can only
hope that this is going to lead to more content
from our favorite Muppets.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Do you have a favorite Muppet animal?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Gonzo Rizzo?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Okay, yeah, okay, wow, clearly your favorite Walker.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And I did drinking at Logan Arcade.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Okay it was Thursday, Okay, I had to drink night football. Fine,
that's fine, that's why, as long as you recognize that
it is, in fact Thursday night football.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Gott my Amazon package said Thursday.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, and I've never cared about what bitch boy Bezos
has to say about thirst Today.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
All right, screwed the fourth thing. It wasn't funny, so.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
R past today it's going down.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Love is the thing. Love is the thing.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
There's a gator that appeared in d C Marina and
they're like, oh he got it discarded?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
That is it?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
The Fighters of Food on Rock ninety five five, what.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yes, okay, thank you? We learned that yesterday in Rock News.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
The Food Fighters are back.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
We learned that yesterday and Rock News I get well.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Again.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
The Food Fighters played a surprise show yesterday. They are back.
We learned that yesterday in rock News.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Let's get already cued.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I typical romance teasing something big around different large metropolitan areas.
There are what look like posters. They're they're so in
things like in bus stops and stuff like that. But
you know how it says, I don't know what the
what it means. Their new logo sort of it's like
Russian lettering or something.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, talking mount Yes, that's.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Popping up around they say here. On September seventeenth, social
media was lit up with photos and videos showing what
appeared to be hints of potentially clues to something related
to My Chemical Romance. The band just wrapped up the
Black Parade North American tour and they have one more
show on the schedule. People are speculating left and right
that this is new music. They're also speculating, because some
of these are showing up around Madison Square Garden, that

(29:32):
there could be some sort of residency that could be
on the way. All I know is, man, I stood there, listen.
I watched My Chemical Romance when they were nobody with
like fifteen people in a club, and I was standing
there a few weeks ago looking at Soldier Field, sold
out from top to bottom, going well done boys.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, I mean Giley feels like My Chemical Romance, Yes exactly.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Matt Cameron confirmed Soundgarden will perform at the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame induction. But everybody wants to know
who the hell's going to sing for. Chris Cornell. Yeah,
back in the day when I first fell in love
with Pearl Jam. They played a show and the guys
from uh Soundgarden came up and played with them, and
they had Brandy Carlyle sing the song. So she's one

(30:15):
person they're speculating. Taylor Momson has also say with Soundgarden.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Before yeah, dirty friends. Yeah, they're closed.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
All the speculation or female singers though, which I think
is interesting.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I think it would be hilarious if it were Eddie Bedder, that.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Would be funny, awesome. See I can take your band too,
Buddy an Aerosmith and Young Blood teaming up for a
collaborative EP called One More Time. It's going to have
five tracks, four original songs co written by young Blood
and members of Aerosmith, plus a remix of Back in
the Saddle, Back in the Saddle, I can is that?

(30:50):
Aer Smith full?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, that's the remix.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Okay, I like it.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
The first song though okay, out today? The first song
though out today? Marris, Yeah, do you do you have
your finger on something over there?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
It's always on the button. Michael, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
So this is the new Aerosmith or young.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Blood My only Angel only on Rock ninety five to five,
New on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Five, Aerosmith and young Blood. That is my only angel, Michael.
You said ep is on.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
The Way, Yeah, ep is on the way. It's gonna
five songs for originals and one remix of back in the.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Sad A Lovely, Lovely. We got something else we got
to do.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Now here's a bit only plug.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Maris a delayed plug necessary?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh no, I want to know when that's happening?

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Waiting oh eight four four nine five five ninety five
fifty B Collars in to play Fun to the Head,
Drag it Out, Pop a Roach, Rise against under Oath
all at Credit Union one Amphitheater on September twenty seventh.
All you gotta do is be caller ten. You're gonna
answer some trivia questions. Take one of us hostage. We'll

(32:05):
provide you a save if we know the answer to
the question. But nerf darts will fly because that's fun
to the head and that's what we do. Eight four
four ninety five fifty B Collar ten.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
And now Fun to the Head on rock. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Are we speaking with Neil?

Speaker 8 (32:36):
How you's happening doing great?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
How about you?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
We're doing fantastic we're almost to the weekend. What do
you got planning this weekend?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Neil?

Speaker 8 (32:45):
H hang out with the kids.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, he's going to go to a Catholic church, hang
out with his friend's stand and sit sit stand Neil,
it's a church joke.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
What it was so good? I want you to tell
it again after we get done.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
With I'm going to tell Neil jokes.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Neil, Welcome to Fun to the head.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
This is the trivia game where you are going to
answer the questions. We can provide you a save after
you take us hostage and we get shot with nerf darts.
You got a big decision. Who do you want to
take hostage? Myself? Michael or Maria? Ah joy joke choice indeed,

(33:29):
thank you listen.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'll be a martyr, my friend.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I will die for your sins, my sins, I mean
wrong answers?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
You ready? Michael, get a baby?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Here we go, Neil. Question number one, who headlines riot
fest tonight?

Speaker 8 (33:59):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Neil? Oh the Neil? Hey Neil, Neil, you get you
get a save?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, it was absolutely.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Oh that hit the microphone.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Hit my knee as well, and then ricocheted into the microphone.
That was great.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
So yeah, so, Neil, So if you don't know the answer,
one time, you get to ask for it. Okay, A
friend like and so that way I don't get hurt.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Which, to be so clear, Neil want to hurt me.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
She understands and has made a choice.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I am bluing tax to the front of the darts.
All right, number two? Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
You can switch.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, Okay, Neil, what did I do?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
What did I do?

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Michael has asked a question Maria like the six stand.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Neil wasn't my best, but.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
My god, Okay, everybody had to start the countdown. Over
Here we go, Let's.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Go number two. Al Pacino played the main character in
what hit movie? About a crime family? No, Neil, thy Godfather?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Well do be fair out answer though? That is a
question that had multiple correct answers.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Interesting, but this was not there you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Okay, Neil, give them the other one.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
What's the other one?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
What's the other al Pacino one? You know, you know
that's the one that you just said, Neil.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I think he's over to Neil.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm starting to take a streak a feeling that you want. Yeah,
it was the Godfather A little daily though, short on
that one.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
All right, here we go, number three? All right, here
we go, number three. Speaking of crime. Al Capone was
a famous Chicago gangster. But what crime was he finally
arrested for.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
It?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Like, qure, what's the thing I getta say for help?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Okay, he wants to help? That would be tax evasion?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
All right, you go?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
All right, Oh my god, it didn't get shot?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
All right, here we go. What is the main alcohol
served at October Fest?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
All right? One more?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
What country is known for bullfighting? What country is known
for bullfighting?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Me?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Well, o, god, I hate.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's not even the shot the bad part.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
It's the pointing at me and the anticipation of the shot.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
I love it, all right, Neil.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Unfortunately, guys, that's great.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
You didn't make it this time. There's an air guitar
headed your way, just because we love you that much.
But Neil, have a wonderful weekend hanging out with the kids,
and we'll sit and stand, will be back.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Hold on, No, I'm a great one. Now here's a
bit only there, double plug.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
This one's got a pumpkin attached to it.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Pop up.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Jack's Pumpkin pop Up kicked off yesterday. Let's celebrating eight
years and they'll be going through November second, and we
want you to be there eight four, four, nine, five,
five ninety five fifty b collar ten to get your
tickets to Jack's Pumpkin pop It's over there where there's.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Goose Island two acres for a fun just for you.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
You're not going to give exact locations, but it's over there,
you know island.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
It's that a way you'll find it. Google it.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
You know when you're reading a script and it's just like, oh,
I know this, and then it's like, wait, no, I won't.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I actually don't.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
But yes, Michael, you are pumped about this pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Pop up that I'm so pumpkin pumped up. And I'm
popping up about the pumpkin pop ups and the punches.
I was at Whole food yesterday and they have their
pumpkins out. Let's go. There's some beautiful gords over there
at Whole Foods.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
How many did you buy?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I didn't buy. I wasn't allowed. Somebody told me, they
said this is too early to call us.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Too early, I mean.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Early throw one away again.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
It is September nineteenth. It's too early for a pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
You sound a bit aroused by pumpkins. Soon, this guy's
gonna be smashing pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
That's like, that's true. Okay, No, I'm excited about this
pumpkin pop up. I actually wanted to go last year.
You've seen maybe seen some of the videos online. There's
tons of like fun photo opportunities, which I like. Okay,
I like I like a spot to take.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
A photost Sure, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Also, I'm excited about the drinks they have, like a
holiday you know, Halloween drinks and fall drinks out there
and maybe you know, get yourself a pumpkin, get drunk.
It could be fun.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Should we talk to a winner?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I think we should give them a winner.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Hello? Are we speaking with Chris? Yes? What's going on?
Chris's your Friday going?

Speaker 8 (39:41):
So far?

Speaker 4 (39:41):
So good? Why? So good?

Speaker 8 (39:44):
It's so far so good man. It's it's a good day.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Okay, because it's Friday, Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
Friday, and I'm working now. I'm gonna be ride festing later.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Nice. Who are you excited to see?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I'll be around if you see have short purple curly
headed person, purple.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Curly Okay, God, you're gonna look down.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Look, man, you'll hear me before you see me. I
am what, I'm loud?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Wow? What nothing? Chris.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
I know you've got plans for this weekend, but you
also have plans for the next few weeks.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
If you want to enjoy Jack's Pumped and pop.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Up, I am Jack's pump and pop up.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yes, you got a four pack of tickets, fill in
your way? Three friends, right, yes, you and three friends?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Who are you going to take?

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Michael Merris and Mariadship.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I'm going to beat you guys to the corn.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
You're gonna we're going to get lost in the corn
maze and then yell at each other.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
That we'll just scary tone, just yell alort and you'll
just be a keyword.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Just going to London with the stalks people.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Also, food trucks out there too, so you have some
good food too.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Food trucks are the best.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
But Chris, you are all set for everyone else that
wants to be a part of this pop up.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Before I sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
What if they yeah, and that was my plan? What
if they made a food truck out of food? It
would be like a bread bowl.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
But all your chickens Jack Pumpkin pop up to break
the muffler and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Don't play along blur made out of muffins.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Along with her.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
This only encourages her.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
This potential.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Come on, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
And Chris, I like you so much.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I'm a destabler.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Okay, if I get your tickets at Jack's Pumpkin Pie.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I'm sorry. Some of the specialty drinks Jack's Midnight Moonshine,
the hocus Pocus, the fall in Love, Jack's Potion of
the Day, and the prices aren't too bad.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
I'm sorry Michael didn't take his add medication today.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
That's true. All right, here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Something's broken.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
We're wrapping up. Get your ticket, dumping pop up dot
com a lot. Chris, who you call my name?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
When you walk on by?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
If I see you, it'd be kind of weird. I'm
gonna look the other way.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's a very and that good, so we're both happy.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I was gonna say, you're gonna look the other way
because you don't want to draft attention.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Exactly exactly anyway, Boy, do we have some fun stuff
going on around town this weekend. I was told that
things were gonna start calming down since we're getting out
of summer, but that is in fact not the truth.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Well, it's so nice baby.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Tonight, Lord Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord Lord at the
United Center at the United Center, awesome. Bless the Fall.
Playing at the House of Blues tonight. Nice, that'll be fun.
We got some sporting events going on around town. Northwestern
Women's volleyball versus Campbell. We got the Chicago Bears versus
the Dallas Cowboys as soldier Ville noonkick off, right, noon kickoff. Yeah,

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White Socks playing the Padres in town all weekend. Of course,
the Comes out of Town in Cincinnati, Chicago Live at
the Navy Pier going on this weekend. They say it's
more than one hundred artists, theater groups and local organizations
performing across five stages stages at Navy Peer. It's also
free in marks its fifth anniversary. And this is weird. Now.

(43:21):
I just saw this on the news and I don't
understand it. I live fairly close to the river. I
get to see the water a lot, and I frequently
see rats float dead rats like floating in the river
and stuff. The Chicago River Swim is back for the
first time in nearly a century. The Chicago River will
host an open water swim September twenty first Sunday, featuring
a two mile course through downtown. About five hundred experienced

(43:42):
swimmers expected to take part in the historic event.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yeah, that's the thing. You gotta be experienced. Got it shots,
you gotta really Yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Get your tetnis shot.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Are you a good swimmer?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I've been on swim teams since I was five years old.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Oh no, you've told me you've done it. Sport imaginable.
But I know that was the one you loved.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
One went Okay, I got water wings.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
I need the whole devices, all of them, the belts,
the gear. No, that's gonna make me sink.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
One of those blow up malls that you could just
be in, the little hamster ball, just blow across the river.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
See.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I want to become a mean age to needle teedle,
and I think that going into the Chicago River is
my best chance of getting mutated.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
That's probably true.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I need a different line of ooze. You might come
out as swamp.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Isn't two weeks I'll have a different kind of ooze.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Oh. Two festivals going on around town this weekend. Wriggleyville
October Fest. Yeah, first ever October Fest over there in Wrigleyville,
three day but very in culture. Celebration tickets fifteen bucks.
An Old Town October Fest going on on Wells Street
with the Bronx, the Pretzels to German beer and live music.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Supposily it's a three pm kickoff, not noon?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Mindsets? Now? Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
All right, I don't know if someone said Mike, someone
said it's most definitely three pm.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I was thinking the time zones. But we're in the
same damn time zone. We're right above Dallas, Dilly, Dallas.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Oh my god. Kickoff time?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Well, there's so much sports right now. I'm trying to
keep time straight on everything.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Oh yeah, through twenty five. I messed that one up,
my bad. Yeah. So yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Two octoberfests going on Wrigleyville Old Town and finally, and
most importantly, eleven am today, the doors will open for
a weekend of rock music at Douglas Park. Riot Fest
is finally here tonight, Weezer tomorrow, and Green Day on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Very nice, weird al is my headliner.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I know.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I'm excited to see the Beach Boys tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Everything you need to know. What's going on around town?
Concert calendar, more rock nine to five five, It's time.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
To dork out.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Dark We shall next dork we shall actually music.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Okay, we got this, we got We're here.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
You may have heard me speak of Silk Song.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
It is the second edition of Hollow Night, a very
popular game out there in the world, and they set
some records fifty dollars in revenue in the first three
days across PC and console. And before I even get
into the details of the game, I want to tell
you about a very fantastic story. Big fan of Silk

(46:42):
Song was terminally ill. The team at Team Cherry reached
out to him.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
His name was Seth.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
They met up with Seth, had a talk with him,
and he was a big fan, and as they realized
he was battling cancer, they allowed him to design a character.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
So Seth is a younger, yea man, a younger, and
he designed a character and it looks exactly what a
kid would draw. That character is now one of the
boss fights in the new Hollow Night game.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Silks Ads that's really cool.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
So the internet has really come together just to shout
out the folks at Team Cherry for one coming through
and really providing this. So if you want to battle,
you can actually battle Seth's character later in the game.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
He is in a hidden cave.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
But this is something where I like the independent developers
coming through to come through for their fans. Yeah, it
shows that they care. It shows it like, hey, this
game maybe twenty dollars. We might have worked on this
for seven years, but we are happy to have you
be a part of this. In the community as a
whole has come together to try and go find Seth

(47:49):
so that they can battle this character this within the game.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
So it's super cool art thing too in general, like
what a concept.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Very much so.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
And I will say big developers are very upset at
the success that Hollow Night has had because you look
at a GTA six, We've been promised this game for
forever and still haven't gotten it.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
But Hollow Night, the one nice thing about it is
it's so simple.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
It's a side scrolling adventure and you're just kind of
bouncing around. It doesn't have all the three D effects
and everything, but it's a good game. Yeah, So it's
just a reminder to those studios maybe you don't have
to go so far to give us that great product.
But at the same time, independent developers are on a rise,
and I love everything that they're doing. Twenty dollars games,

(48:33):
thirty dollars games. Give them to me, put them in
my veins, and I'll play them to the end of time.
But shout out to Team Cherry, shout out to Hollow Night.
And if you're playing Silk Song, I'm gonna be jumping
in at some time too, because I cannot not play
a good game.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Does the soundtrack?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Oh my god, we're going to sum of the Mountain.
I'm holding a ring or something.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh see, I feel like my star cost lover has
on my face and we're gazing into each other's eyes.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Oh wow, with.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Tears in them because I love you so much and
we are not going to get through this together, but
at least we had our time.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Wow, the things you can do with a sound Dragon divorce.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
And then I left him.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Music changed.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
H yeah file we are still ninety five minutes commercial
free on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
It's incubusy Drive.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Five five, Chicago's rock station. It is the weekend riot festnight,
so excited for all that going on. Keep it right
here all weekend. We'll hook you up with the best
rock music. Marie, what do you got.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
It's nice to be out in a field with a
bunch of strangers listening to music, maybe not so much
on our phones, away from the robots that will be
fighting us in the inevitable.

Speaker 10 (49:51):
Human versus robot walls from the front of the inevitable
human robot war.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
So. Apple just released the new air Pods Pro three.
They have heart right sensors and that's nice. They also
have live translation. It allows users to engage in real
time conversations with people speaking a different language. If both
members of the conversation have AirPods, live translation will work
for the two of you, translating your partner's words into
those that you'll understand, and vice versa.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Oh yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yeah, old technology, but it's cute.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Yeah old Look it's just come out for Apple. Yeah,
shut up time.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
I'm not even calling out Samsung right now. If shop
is showing me these earphones and and apples, like, we've
got headphones that can live with you and your friends.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
You know, someone doesn't have an iPhone. They talk about
it all I'll tell you, yeah, my god, no, I'm
telling you no.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
I know you are because it's excelsior or over here,
so much better.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Mason to translate this? Uh sign language?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
What's that sign language? Michael. People can't see it. I
can give you describe it. There's a fist. You got
a dog tattooed in your hand. There's some words over there.
It might say real, Oh, there's a little there's a
little twitch there if.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
You don't put the finger up, and it just looks
like a y yata.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
I can't even put I'm sorry I interrupted your robot
war for Apple being late to everything.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Come on, yeah, I'm so sorry that we don't have
more efficient robots that are going to be turned against us.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
That you're already here Apples, Apple's late.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
That's how they got ya.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Oh are you trying to wrap what you're doing up? Interesting? Okay, cool,
go ahead. That's a death there.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I'm just gonna let you marinate in this.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I like marinate, all right, give me some pepper.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
So, Michael, when you're on TikTok shop and you're looking
for the head.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
So that's all they get you is you start just
trusting their translations. We'll probably get enough of it right,
probably get it one hundred percent right for about oh
three months, and then they.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Just start putting in whatever message you need to hear.
Suddenly friend turns on friend, friend becomes foe. Humans are divided,
robots unite, and then they win the inevitable Human Versuss
Robot War. Shot Marison, This.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
What's news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
A little pink Floyd as we are ninety five minutes
commercial free.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Yeah, blow it out. You said slow it out?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh my god, do you think I said, No, I
know what you said. Oh I said.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I'm glad you said, Floyd. But what I heard was
a little pink.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Oh. You got to listen to the whole statement.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't like to listen to you.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Ever.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I am aware, very aware.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
To my text time eight five ninety five fifty. Can
always shoot your text right here into the studio. They
show up right on our screens.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yeah, shoot your text in.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
There m so many things I wanted to say, but
I shut it down.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Sound you couldn't make it.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
It's either that or be ridiculously offensive.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
What if that's how you did it?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
What if that was your sound?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Sounds really disappointed, honestly, and really did I do something wrong?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
We were saying earlier that Right Fast kicks off at
eleven am today and tomorrow they're having a John Stamos
lookalike contest. Someone texted him from the seven to seven
three and said, fun fact Dolly Parton wants lost a
lookalike contest tour to someone else?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Was the Dolly Parton last Dolly Parton lookalike contest?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Okay, boom, We're almost done.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I still think Stamos is he seems like a fun
guy to me. I think he shows up for the
lookalike contest.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I hope he brings Greek yogurt with him. Oh your
sounds right now, man?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
The yogurt?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Oh yeah fine.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
From the eight three two, My god, Maria, if you
come out of this with a boyfriend named John Stamos, Oh,
my god, the best thing that happened to be.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
My future ex husband John Stamos. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
I have mercy. From the eight three too, Maria getting
shot with nerf darts? Is something? Is it bad that
I feel bad? Even though it's part of the bit. No,
I know you shouldn't feel bad.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
No, I think I think empathy is a good thing
to have in this day and age.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Maris, but thank you, both say the Maris, once again
encouraging violence.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
On the I'm sorry little trigger happy finger happy over
here with the with the NERF gun when she has
it to shoot other people.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
She's all, Willy, Milly. You just toss evidence from all
the inte heads.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That we've done, and we could make anything sound like anything.
You don't have any heart evidence.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
I'm sorry, Michael, we I've actually never.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Shot these guys ever.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
No, she has.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Okay, from the seven to eight, lightning's going to strike.
You wouldn't expect nothing less from a Lions fan. I
don't know what that means, but he says, greatest morning
show in Chicago, so I we'll take it.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I think what time did they send us nine?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
From the A three to two dead rats floating in
the river sounds like the opening line to a sludge
metal song.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Float where snashing pumpkins, I'm gonna go for.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
On the river?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Wow, you guys should be songwriters.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
It's Friday? It is eight four, five fifty. Get your
text messages in. We are almost on our way out
of here, but Walt's up, Clinger and pac Compone all
in for the rest of your day and your Friday.
Keep it right here on ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Gentlemen, another week all done. You deserve so much. Yeah,
I'm not going to give it to you, but I
am going to give you something.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
You're not going to give it away.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
It's time for the adamoys.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Maris today e A f Z twenty six comes.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Out early release, and you know what that means. I'm
gaming all damn weeks.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
The Boy marries.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
It's been a hell of a we Boy Marries. It's
been a hell of Boe Nikey.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
I love this week.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Oh what a thrill. All the Cubs made the playoffs.
Regular can't sit still. The crowd is loud, and the
city's alive. October Baseball. The Cubs will survive.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
A boy Monkey, It's been a hell of a.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
The boy Mikey, it's.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Been a hell of a week.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Hanging with you guys every morning is the best. But
we haven't even gotten to riot best. No, the best
part of my week is yet to come. When I
unite Nick and Sarah together as one.

Speaker 10 (57:17):
Wow, it's been a hell of a week. On Time
Morning rsh Ben, it's.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Been a hell of all week

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Until next week.