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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Not to go all Australian on you, but or No,
r em lost their religion.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Don't worry, We're going to start a new one on
the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Masha, Oh we are.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, I'm ready for our cult to begin.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
What kind of what are we going to do?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're just gonna do fun stuff and then get worshiped.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I mean, we already got a trio here, so we
got one step done.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
I thought you were going to say somebody from RIM died, like, oh,
here we go again with all these rockstar tests.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, listen.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I know I said a specific tone with bad news bearers,
but if someone died, I wouldn't start it with or.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I got a bit of reverence.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
You've tried, and you can't listen.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Listen when I'm delivering it. Yeah, I can be reverend.
The issue, no stop listen.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
The issue.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The issue is that you would play I think it
was nothing else matters underneath.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, we lost another.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Why can't you Why can't you talk over Shareway to Heaven?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
There's something Okay, it's not just Stairway to Heaven. It's
that you would announce people dying over this.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
That is actually very funny. I get it now. It's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Something about it is just so on the nose. It's
very Debbie Downer like you might as well hear.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
No two seconds we are the Morning Lash.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Michael. You've got this soft, aust little flute going on
in the background. It's like a nice little melodic you
can set the tone. I just like the name of
the song that's on the nose.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It's just what this is. This isn't giving reverence.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
This is giving theater kid trying to like put on
a stage product of a funeral.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Wow, what we're doing here on the radio show all
stange production different?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
What it is a day? It's a particular day.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Free chaseaw?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
You know the drill that's not it's actually a chainsaw
on a drill. Thank it's good.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
That is not your cue to call specifically, But if
you do want to talk to Carter, our phone screener,
he is over there available for if you decide to
call in right now for whatever adine reason. Yeah, we've
got Halloween gifts just falling out of everywhere. We've got

(02:52):
the pop up, We've got the Haunted Halloween ball.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Mike is going to get us read for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
The FBI NBA gambling scandal hit a whole new note
yesterday after we got off there and just gonna have
fun with you.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Got a little review of the Springsteen movie.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Ooh, was that it?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's do you get to know the weather?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yes, and it's very interesting. We have frost and freeze
warnings around the area. Okay, I'll tell you what's going on.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Next WCCHI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm dry today.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Same, My lips are dry, yep, even the inside of
my mouth.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Right. I gonna take some drink of water here.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
They turned the heat on in our building, so now
we got the heat the human It's dry in my place.
There is frost and freeze warnings out around the area
this morning. It feels like thirty degrees the first time today.
I thought I should have brought gloves.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I woke up and saw that it was actually thirty
out in Oaklawn and I was.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Like, yeah, it's still not getting a winter jacket out yet.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Why Because I'm going car to car to car garage,
so like I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Not Today is my winter jacket day.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's coming out ye uh.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
And the sunny skies don't help, clear skies and it's
not holding in any warmth or anything. Mostly sunny all
day today, I have just fifty two degrees.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Sunny skies don't help.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, because if you have clouds that holds the holds
the heat in, if the clear skies let everything escape,
and if it's.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Cold, it's just going to be cold.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Cold atmosphere insulation. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Here's that real?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
I mean, I think so. I've heard it a thousand
times in my life. You're making me questions over herephere.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm the one looking at Michael and deciding that anything
that he might be saying is true.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I question anybody everything.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
So if you're if you're asking me like that, I'm like,
I could very well be wrong.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
But I've heard a lot about hit up your friend
on the internet and ask this question. I will confirm
this your weekend forecast.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
So tomorrow mostly cloudy, some sun breaks here and there,
but Sunday is the day I have fIF the eight
and sunshine all day.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
We got a list of trends that people wish would die.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
List of trends trends wish would die.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
When we told Mikey what that was, the oh yeah,
list of people that people want to.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Die, and it's next Good Morning, Mashpit and Michael just
got some meteorological street cred. Clouds do indeed insulate heat
and block it at the same time, and I did
not know that.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
And thank you for teaching me something welcome.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'd actually like to ruin history because I just remembered
that on Tuesday. I believe it was you didn't call
for anything, and you knowed it did hailed.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
What I had it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I have video evidence of the hail, at least in
the Ukrainian village.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It absolutely did.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I mean, he can't account for all of Chicago.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's a big area. I've been doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
He definitely can't, that's for sure. Correct.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I didn't realize we were getting that cold already. I
have video, okay, because I was. I meant to post
it and be like, hey.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Mike, I wish you were.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
You forgot next time the next time.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Anyway, these are a list of trends that people wish
would just die already because they're very annoying. Number one
blind box slash mystery box toys collectibles clothes like it's
just gambling for kids.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That seems fun. I don't do it, but I kind
of want to do it.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I enjoy a nice Pokemon unboxing. That's just me.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I like funny looking characters and I hate to even
admit this, and I won't do it because I can't
do it to myself. I kind of want a La Booboo,
not for any particular reason except that I think the
character is funny looking.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
We got a person that can help you get a
La Boo boo and I'll get you in touch with them.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Mike E ear muffs. Okay, just real quick, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
He wants a little boo boo. We know what to
get them for Christmas. It was easy, he told us.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Just grown ass man wants a little boop.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey, hey, hey hey, I still collect Action figures. Okay,
it's fir Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You can not my ca Okay, no for tapping people
saying cooked to me done, like all right, I'm cooked.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's a real young app.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, I don't care either. This one though, the iPads swivel.
You buy a single muffin that you grabbed yourself, and
then they swivel that screen around with the twenty, twenty
five and thirty percent tip options.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Do I swivel back? Yes, right on back.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Unless it's supposed to be a tipping kind of thing,
in which case I'll do it. But not everything is
for dipping, and suddenly everything is for tipping anyway. Uh,
subscriptions for every damn thing and also apps for every
damn thing.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
That one.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hey, when I get that thirty percent off, I welcome
those text messages.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Because I know somebody cares about me. Shut it's just
your friendly reminder. Hey, ten percent off today, just because.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
But I don't want to download an app for everything,
and is something that I want to add in a
log in for everything? Why I do need my email
and a password for every single thing?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Give me five dollars off weekly, I'll be.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
They don't do that. If they were doing that, I
would do that.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
The Bona Beef app if you download it, fantastic.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I've ran.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I had a week where I ate free at Bona
because I was going to Bona that much ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
So yeah, I'm all in. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
You want to know what the next thing is.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I like the way you're smiling don't ruin my day.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's it's literally bobs verification codes needing needed every time
you log into something. Password again to octa, okta octa whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Just yeah, I hate you.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah. People making videos of themselves crying.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh my god, don't get me started.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, just call me if you're going to do that.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's more. We should get into the rest of it later.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah we should. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
There is this haunting presence that has just approached the studio.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
This Jovius guy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I've never heard of him before.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, he just bondabus Jovius bon Jovi for sure.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
We have two new songs today. We have new food
Fighters we're gonna play and this, Yeah, I like it,
bony Jovi.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh, we got those things for you.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Starting with a group of sixth graders that were fed
pretzels that had been sprinkled with oven cleaner.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Once they realized what happened, school contacted poison control and
instructed them to rinse out their mouths, eat bland foods,
and monitor the.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Systems for the kids for over twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
School apologized at least so good on them.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Sorry, about the cleaner on you.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Prezzels poised a bunch of kids, but they did.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes, green tea, it may be affecting your mood in
a good way. There's a lot of mood boosters. If
you drink at least two cups daily, it can help
lower inflammation, balance mood related hormones, and even help you
sleep better at night.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
So if you're looking for a relaxing day, crap that
green tea.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Staying on the green theme, the green sea turtle is
no longer in dangered. Cool me sier needleedeedles, please and
thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Murdices though, does that ever bother you?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I'm done talking to you right now.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported more than
sixty one thousand nests this matings from this mating season, so,
which is really nice. And they've seen a twenty eight
percent population increase since the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's gotta be so weird for them during mating season.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Like, yo, I'm trying to get it on wire. Are
these people looking at me?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I've just seen a lot of birds dead around the buildings.
They're flying into the Yeah, just fump. Imagine like all right,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
We're going south for the winter.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
The glasses clean south. Yeah, right, so that's right.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
AI has made a mistake and got a kid arrested
for having a Doritos bag.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I heard about this, changing my human restless robot. Here
we go.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
We should probably discuss things More's all right?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I have another one.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh that they did say that the kid had a
fingersticking out of the bag that could have looked like
a gun. In hey, this is where AI fails us,
and we would discuss further in human robot war. But
I stole it for my bit in five Things, for

(11:47):
the fifth thing being a four four nine ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Give us a call.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
We want you to go to a Halloween Haunted Ball
or a Haunted Halloween Ball over at the Congress Plaza.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Take a start at twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
You can get those bad boys at Haunted Halloweenball dot com.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
We're going to be there one week away. Halloween is
next week.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
They got a bouncy on this costume contest.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
You could win two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Make your weekend to go the best way, and you
know what makes us the best not only going to
be there to party, with us, but you also got
these sexy skylines over here because Chicago is the most
beautiful city eight four four ninety five fifty b collar
ten to win those tickets.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
And I'm sorry, Maria, I.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Don't think you're actually sorry.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm not okay.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Col Billy, Joe Armstrong's girlfriend at the time, moved to
Ecuador to go live with her family and continue her schooling,
and he was maybe not so cool about it and
wrote that song and titled it good Riddance because he
was duch bitter fun fact.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
That's fair. Yeah, you can have emotions.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You can have them, especially if you turn them into
hit songs and get paid millions of dollars for them.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
It is the morning mosh bit on Rock ninety five five. Mikey,
you know it helps with bitterness. A little good news.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oh yeah there.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
First of all, let me say and we've I think
all feel this way in the room. The Salt Shed
is an incredible concert venue.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Amazing, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, it is something else show Circle of Show will
go okay or outdoor, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
And that's the interesting thing too.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
When I went, I went some modest mouse. They only
played three songs. Because it was storming so much. But
then they were like, well everybody they wanted to evacuate,
but like everybody goes indoors. Now they walk indoors and
it's beautiful inside there too. I mean, so it's incredible.
I saw Gary Clark Jr.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Outside on and it's got the skyline, has the backdrop
genius brilliant.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Also saw a sleep token inside.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh damn, my morning Jacket's playing this weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
We don't talk about them enough.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I really don't.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
They deserve more.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
They're looking to expand though. Right now the outdoor concert
venue holds fifty five hundred people. They're gonna expand they
want to expand to a new outdoor entertainment venue that
holds fifteen thousand, which is basically on the.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Same property, very close. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Preliminary renderings show a permanent stage at the north end
of the property, a large open lawn landscaped park border
along black Hawk Street, and an extension of live event
space north of the current venue. Sixty million to seventy
million to get it done. The thing that's going to
cost a lot of money, though, is they say it
needs major infrastructure upgrades, including new sea walls, water and

(14:26):
sewer lines. So they really got to go transform this
piece of property.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, And I mean I get that, and I don't
hate it. The only.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Gripe about the salt shed is it because it isn't
a residential or a more residential neighborhood vibe.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
It's traffic. Yeah, it is hell getting in there.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
My roommate yesterday, this is so fun.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
She she she loves the salt shed, but she said
when she takes transit there, and I haven't taken transit yet.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, she said that wherever you get off.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
You're still a twenty to twenty five minute walk to
the shed, and I don't like that either.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
They might need to update that.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I found parking over there, but I gotta be there early,
and it's just one of those things where it's like
I'm gonna go early, Go sit at the restaurant, go
sit at the bar.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah. Yeah, they got everything done right over there.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
So could have a brand new another new concert venue
coming along with the fires Stadium.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Fire Stadium is three years away.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
The United Center is going to have a smaller venue
next to the United Center, mainly four concerts, and then
I think there's a few others. I was like, I
got to look into this and see what is about
the blossom in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Hell yeah, all those new venues now if we could
only afford tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
She's got jokes and she's not wrong. She's not Is
it a joker?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Is it a painful reality of life that we must face?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
One thing? Maria is great at what dungeons and dragons.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Well, I am great at radio Dungeons and Dragons, which
is kind of like dungeons and dragons in the same
way that putting a little syrup into club soda is
like a soda.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
And we need you next eight four four nine five,
five ninety five fifty. We want you to be either
or as we continue our quest for the perfect hot
dog and you get qualified. First Dick's Flyway in Las Vegas.
They're going to be there at the Venetian from January
twenty third to the thirty first b caller ten eight
four four nine, five, five ninety five fifty. We're looking

(16:27):
for you to play morning mosh Pit Dungeons and Dragons
with us.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
This morning Moshpit on Rock ninety five five. Are we
speaking with Brian? Yes, here you are. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Brian?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Welcome? To morning moshpit, D and D. How are you
doing today? I'm doing wonderful. How about you get We're
doing great. We are doing great.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Got a little recap as we are on our way
for the best Chicago hot dog.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Maria, Yes, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I am must kid it in our request to make
the perfect Chicago hot dog from the best ingredients. Marius
Masonovich and either Or of Brian find themselves in Whole Foods,
still searching for the perfect pickle. They faced Sir Dillard,
the Brian keeper. They did not pass their tests. The
pickle jars exploded. There was a Brian tsunami, and then

(17:16):
either Or was incredible and gently opened up a jar
of sour dough starter that burst forth ate up all
the Brian stopping the Brian tsunami. Masonovich then spotted the
perfect jar of Grillo's pickles on the top shelf, but
when he reached up to get it, he fell and
knocked down the jar, which broke.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Sounds about right, yeah, very on.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Brand for Masonovich.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And this is where our heroes find themselves today, staring
down at the tragic loss of that jar of pickles
that they so desperately needed.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
For their hot dog.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Now, either or of Brian, would you like to try
and save one of these pickles? Or would you like
to try and get another jar of pickles? Let's try
to say that.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Let's trying to save that pickle.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
We go, all right, I'm rolling here we go?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Seven? Why is everything middle of the road when I
roll this?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Damn die?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
You just you just hate rolling? Well sees?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Look okay, Either Or grabs one of the pickles from
the ground.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
He tries to take some of the shards out of it.
You can't really.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Tell if he's gotten them all. It sounds like maybe
there's some grit inside when he squeezes the pickle, But
how can one truly be sure if there is not
another to try said pickle? Oh look, Masonovitch is right there,
and he's feeling a little hungry, and boy, boy girls
are his favorite. Oh boy, Masonovich might want to take
a bite of pickle just to see if it works.

(18:45):
Let's find out how that goes for him.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm blooking here we go okay?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Nineteen?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Oh about time? No, my mouth thanks you.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Not only does Mason.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh my god, take a fight a pickle?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh, he does that.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Thing rush down his throat like no one.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Has ever seen before.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Jim Kardashian herself would be jealous and raging would be shut.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Now that, Brad, you.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Will not be stealing jokes from Chris Pratt on this
morning show anyway. So Masonovitch just chumps right down on
that pickle.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Does he have internal bleeding? Let's find out? Give it
a role for.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Internal bleeding for Masonovitch, Lord six No. As Masonovitch sits
there under observation from the best of the gang to
make sure that he's okay, he starts looking a little pale,

(20:05):
a little pores. He then just sort of slumps over
and starts fainding. Oh god, we got internal bleeding. Luckily
Marius is here to help try and save him. Let's
give that a role. Someone's got to get a high
number here.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
That I thought maybe you would do a better role
than me.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Marius reverently places his hands upon Masonovich and goes, I
don't actually know why I'm doing this.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I don't have any healing spells that I can use
on you.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I mean, that's really not my form, but I just
hope that you feel better, buddy, Masonovich is unresponsive, but
the yeast nearby starts bubbling and fizzling just a little more.
Even though it's out of brine and that whole foods,
it can sense that Maisonovich is absolutely filled with pickle

(21:03):
and Brian. The yeast bubbles into Maysanovich's or filling him
to the absolute brim, but in doing so perhaps clogs
up those wounds. Let's give it a roll.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Let's see.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Come on, baby, did I actually die off?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
You're trying to kill yourself.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Although those orifices do in fact get filled with yeast,
thus stopping Maisanovic's untimely death, our voice still just passed out. Yeah,
he's not going to be any version of help for
the rest of this mission.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Will we get this pickle at any point? We'll find
out next time on m MP D and D.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Just a stellar rolling day, guys, Feelings Brian, thank you
for joining us m MP D and D for this.
You are qualified for the Sticks fly away to Las Vegas,
where they'll be performing at the Venetian January twenty third
through the thirty first, all thanks to our friends at
Live Nation.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Four different music videos for that song Really Yeah. One
was like a student footage and then the rest of them.
The other three were different cuts of the same footage.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, we don't have that econt me anymore. We don't
morning mosh. But on Rock ninety five five, boys, what
are we doing?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Spot?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Oh yeah, I need you to put the word out
that we are back up so much. The Blackhawks defeated
the Lightning three to two on Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
The word that we are on.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I watched this.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Game, dude, and it was this team is so much
fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
I walked away from the game. I went, well, hockey's back, baby,
let's go. Ryan Dinado scored twice, including the go ahead
goal with fifty four seconds remaining.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Frank Dasar had a goal and.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Assist, and Spencer Night stop twenty nine odds to earn
the win.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
The Blackhawks beat a good.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Team man Tampa Bay Lightning three to two. Next game
Sunday at the United Center against the Kings. Puck drop
is six pm.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
And the Bulls are in Orlando on Saturday, so we
got to wait on that. Also getting ready for other
sports on Sunday. We can't playoffs soccer, as you know.
Chicago Fire advanced to the next round, will be taking
onto Philadelphia Union that's going on on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
To be ready for that.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
It'll be right on after that Bears game we've got
coming up.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
So so four game winning streak, oh baby, Ravens are
one and five.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Do you There's not much to say because I think
this game really depends on one person that is not
on the Bears.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yep, it's all on Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
If Lamar plays, I think it's going to be a
very difficult game for the Bear to keep up with
the Ravens, even.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Though the offense is clicking right now.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
But one thing you notice about Lamar is like, if
you stop the throw, he'll run. Yeah, And if you
stop the run, he'll throw. And the guy is an animal.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
And I think they gotta figure out if if you
just run with Lamar, run with Derrick Henry, you can
take this game under control.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
But Maria, I know you had some insight on the
game as well.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like I said, what is there to say.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
There's a lot to say.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Actually you said it all it'd be I didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I talked about Lamar.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I didn't talk about it like you said.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
It all really rests on lamar, who you got?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Bears are ravens Marion?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh oh? Who could say? Either way, it's gonna be
chaos at.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
That berry bush.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, I imagine that bears would fight ravens or with
the berries that they both eat. I don't know ravens
eat that much salmon, although I'm sure they'd be into it.
Maybe a bear could give a raven some salmon.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I think, huh, go ahead to be go ahead? Did
you make a pick?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I was Goana, but no, I want I want more information.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I'm not giving you more information. I'm moving on.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
So that bears, and now you have been really good
with your baseball picks this year, I know.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
And the World Series, well, the logic is upon us.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, yeah, Dodgers or Blue Jays.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
As I've said before, blue Jays birds of the year,
still birds, no thumbs, no evolutionary advantage. Dodgers they can
dodge those Blue Jays dive bombing, and we assume they're
humans that are doing the dodging, and therefore thumb's evolutionary advantage.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Dodgers are going.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
To take it. How many games?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
It's the best of Seven's trying to help.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I know, She's like twelve.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I don't get that into I'd like to save that
for the scientists that specialize on these, so I won't
go that into the nitty goody of it all.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
But the Dodgers will ultimately take it.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Michael, who you got? I want the Blue Jays, but
the Dodgers just have two good players. I'm going to
go to Dodgers. I'm taking Blue Jays and six. Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna say Dodgers and four. Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't know, man, that's a good team over there.
That's all good.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I mean, the Bugs are good too, but the Dodgers
are just staying more money.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
That's a problem, all right, I say Dodgers in five.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, thank you for hitting the media in there. I
appreciate it's your thing.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Can do.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
We'll do eight four, four, ninety five fifty your chance
to win a pair of tickets a Hell'sgate Haunted house
over in Lockport. You gotta play fun to the head
with us. This is a trivia game where you're gonna
answer questions, take one of us hotches will provide you
a save, and we get shot with nerve darts, which
is the fun of the game.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
But we want you to.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Play eight four four ninety five fifty b collars ten
because I want you to experience the multi level mansion
hidden deep in the woods with so many frights, so
much many terrors, and they keep ragging about this giant slide.
I might have to tear an ACL trying to find it.
Go down the slide. Yes, if you do want to

(27:10):
get tickets to go and experience Hellsgate for yourself, go
to Hellsgate dot com.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Other words be called ten right now?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Eight four to four nine five ninety five fifty pair
of tickets can't be yours?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
But Michael, did I get that number right?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Eight for four nine five ninety five?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
It's cold out the head on rock five. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with? Matt? You are?
What up? Matt?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Try back to Matt Emarsa. Michael into Maria quad. I care.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Let's go, guys, let's do this.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Michael, you're dead to me because you didn't know whiskey
originated at Island, So we're not picking you today. That's true.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
You shouldn't pick that because we would shooting him all
take the meeting.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
I guess all right, Matt, let's just jump in the game.
Who do you want to take hostage so that you
go in the haunted house passes today?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Clearly take him.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'll take him, Maria before we take him, Michael before Merits.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I don't think I've ever taken.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Right, Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right,
let me alight, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Question number one, Matt, what is the name of Chicago's aquarium?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Aquarium? That is right? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Shed he got it?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Get it?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Don't shoot my boy Merits unintentionally. I will only shoot
him intentionally. I promise you just.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Cursed me, Matt. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Which tech giant owns the popular video streaming service YouTube?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh, Marits, I'm going to call on a say for
the one, that would be Google.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Doc just Google.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
So I'm glad your guns not working.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I only need it to work somewhat. Six one's gonna work. Sure, yeah, yeah,
I am. Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Question number three, possibly for the win, Matt, Let's find
out what is the actual name of the bean?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
No, he doesn't he take I don't know. See that
one worked. I told you it would be cloud Gate.
Is that answer? Okay? This one this.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
One for the win.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
It sounds like a conspiracy cloud Gate.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Well, there is a man trapped in the bean, so
there is the conspiracy. Yeah, all right, here we go.
Tito's and Absolute our brands of what type of liquor?

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Repeat that, Tito's and Absolute are brands of what type
of liquor?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
All right, all right, Matt came in strong on fun
to the head.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
I didn't even have to explain anything, but thank you
for taking me hot.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Stop trying to shoot.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It's not working.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Trying to read some Matt about the lovely house one
with Hell's gap. There we got that one shooting blanks.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
She was but oh my god, I was like, if
you' shooting blank, it wasn't me, it was her, Matt.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Who are you taking with you to the haunted House?
Probably my my chep daughter and her kid.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Oh nice, that'll be a nice nout out as you
get to enjoy all the haunts at the multi level
mansion with the spooks and scares and the slide. Somebody
report back to me about this slide. Looks like a
lot of fun. But Matt, you are all set. Everybody
else that wants to get in on the Haunted action
over at Hellsgate.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Go to Hellsgate Dot. It is the morning mush pitch
as we get you ready for a very big sports weekend.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. But Michael, we
had some music.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
News.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yes, what a week it's been for rock news concerts.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
You got that bad.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Because of the best.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
It was a long walk.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
We were on the journey together and we made it.
We made it for the finish line.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
We have fun here. Huge concert announcements this week.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
We knew about the Puss Afer Show going down April
twenty fifth at the Chicago Theater. Tickets still on sale
for that. Also announced yesterday, Iron Maiden the Run for
Your Lives World Tour going down September twenty second at
Credit Union Amphitheater. Tickets on sale obviously not today but
next Friday, so a week from today. And Food Fighters

(32:05):
you aren't here yesterday play in the United Center. Queens
of the stone Age and Mannequin. I'm not gonna say
it anymore. That's a p word. I just don't feel
comfortable saying it. Wit Cat, food Fighters playing Solder Field.
There you go, yes, special guest. Yeah, Queens of the
stone age and mannequin meaning cat yep Saturday, August eighth.
Tickets also on sale next Friday ten am. And yesterday

(32:29):
the Food Fighters put out a new song, and I'll
tell you I've been a little tired of food Fighters
music over the past couple of years. I think it
all kind of sounded well. It sounded like food Fighters,
but not good this. I literally sat in here this
morning and I went, wow.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
This is food Fighter anymore.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
This is called asking for a friend from the food Fighters.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Come on, dude, Wow, yeahs back. God damn, that's good.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You can tell he put every ounce of passion into
that to avoid taking care of your baby. You know.
Check that is a dad trying to stay out.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Of a house.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Hitting the road, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
You could get all your concert information, all your rock
news in the concert calendar up now at rock and
nine five five should come.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
There's one thing you can get a rack ninety five
five dot com.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, we do those on air. It is free chainsaw Friday.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
So you got to give one away in some point
in time eight four four, nine five ninety five fifty
b collar ten to one year chainsaw because it is
free Chainsaw Friday.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
It's time to dork out, dork we shall.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I don't know this music.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Well, it's twenty twenty five and we're already planning for
twenty twenty six Fan Expo Chicago, right, we'll be back
at Donald eas Stevenson Convention Center August fourteenth and the sixteenth.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
And missed this last year. I'm not gonna lie. It's
very upset.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Fan Expo did a ton and they've already got tickets
on sale, and I must say, you probably want.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
To move quickly.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Are they coming?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
The Lord of the Rings will be celebrating their twenty
fifth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Are they coming?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Elijah Wood, Sean Aston, Dominic Monaghan and Bitter Boyd will
be on site for some festivities.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Cool evening with the Hobbitses that'll be on Saturday during
Fan Expo. But as we've seen with the comic cons,
just a great time to.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Get out and murder out hard.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Or so you know, there's going to be all types
of Lord of the Rings stuff at fan Expo this year.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Can we get them on the show?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Who the Hobbits Is? Okay? Hell I just said, okay,
we could kidnap them. We we got to make a request.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Let's do it. Okay, let's do it right now. Dear Hobbits,
deer hobbits.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
We will have breakfast, second breakfast, elevens.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I will go to the ship to find him.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
You mean the Donald Dy Stevenson Convention Center also, because
I'm assuming we'd have to probably go to them.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
We'll see though, We'll start, we'll start peppering.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'll have that part that Gandalf smokes just ready for them.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm glad you finished with smoke. Michael. Can you work
your connections a little bit? I can't. I can't.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I'll make a couple of phone calls. Have theynnounced anybody
else that's going to be there, anybody?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
This is the big one that I saw pop up.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
I know there's peppering some of the autograph sessions, but
when I made it to my first fan expo, it
was when they had Mark Hamill speed and I was like,
I'm all in so but yeah, it's just when when
you got a good con I'm absolutely going to be
a part of it, and I I swear I won't

(36:48):
miss this year. Wow, I'm not going to do that.
I know it was it was just what was it?
Something came in the way because we all have what
it was like. Yeah, it wasn't like it was right
after all? Is I had a parade that weekend, you
had something going on, you had something going on, and
we got we got quadruple booked, which is wild to
even think about. But yeah, if you're a Hobbit SIS fan,

(37:12):
much like Maria, you definitely want to get in early
so you can get access to this evening with the Hobbits.
Hobbit a great opportunity to celebrate twenty five years of
the Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
And sounds like we gotta watch twelve hours of movies
to get caught up.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Why did the red hot chili pepper cross the road?
It's gotta be good to get to the other side.
It was good, thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
What is around?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
The NBA is in big trouble? What Yeah, it's a
nightmare for the league. A gambling scambal, a gambling scandal
is among us, and people are getting picked off left
and right. Scambling and this is a twofold Yes, scambling.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I like that so much.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm gonna use that for now.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Good for this is too.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
One was a poker operation, yes, and the other one
was fixing games.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Yes, So that that was the part that I think
got really muddy yesterday as news was coming out, because
it's like, oh, poker, what does this have to do
with the NBA, And it was.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Like a well, and at this time yesterday we were
literally glancing over at the TV as it was breaking,
so we didn't really have the info.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
So we were very early to the news.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
And it's about as wild as you could think about. Obviously,
the fixing and association with all the gambling that's going
on across every sports league. There are people tipping off
players or tipping off groups on who's going to play
not play, and how those were going to affect games.
And then you were telling me about this poker scheme

(38:42):
that poker's crazy wild.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yeah, they would have these really high end poker games
and invite people in, but the some of the players
or you know, the athletes were working with the mob
and what they would do is like they would take
off the shelf shuffling machines, huh, and take them all
apart and put little cameras in them and stuff. So
as the cards are shuffling and spitting out, someone off
site could see what cards were coming out to bet

(39:04):
on what was going on off site.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, they have to do this because, as we know,
athletes are just horrifically underpaid and how could they afford
to live otherwise.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Well, that's like this guy Terry Rozier, one of the
guys who got pinched here. He was making twenty six
point six million a year and for his buddies to
make a couple hundred grand, he just forfeited all of it.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, And it's one of those things where we know.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Athletes are hyper competitive, yes, and then when you throw
money into it, the competition just goes even higher.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
But that's when you need your friend tap you on
the shoulder on the sideway.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Hey, time to walk away, time to get off the table,
and time to get out of this because you don't
I don't like seeing what you know. Chauncey Billips, Yeah,
grew up watching him and he went on the pistons,
right pistons for a while, and it was just like,
you know, Chauncey's a great guy and you look at
him getting wrapped up in a situation.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
It's just like, man, come on.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
So Rosier basically told his buddies that he was going
to go out nine minutes into the game, so everybody
bat on him. His friends made like a couple of
hundred thousand dollars. And then after that game, dude, they
all went back to Rosier's house and counted all the money.
That's not suspicious at all. Geez, Like, what a moron.
And then for the gambling one, we give you a
couple more of these. For the poker one, this is crazy.

(40:14):
They had X ray tables, so if you lay your
cards down on the table, it would read the cards
and send back to another computer. They also had they
had contact lenses and glasses. You remember when you were
a kid and you had invisible ink. Yeah, so they
would mark the cards and those specific glasses and contact
lenses could see what cards were marked.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
This is the most Oceans eleven I've ever heard.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Joke.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
I was going to stay between this and that jewelry
heist at the Loop. The next Ocean's movie is going
to be underwhelming.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yes, seriously, they hadn't really take the anti up, but
it does bring up a very big conversation because obviously
this was this fell into the NBA. They as they
were FBI researching this and also shout out to the FBI,
the best theater kids around just out here taking on rolls,
busting people in these crime syndic kids. That's great, acting

(41:10):
on your partner. And how many there's like thirty plus people?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Now, yes, I.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Find so far it's thirty four. And I found the
website with everybody's names and whatnot. It's too long to read.
But the rest, the big part is a scale. Yeah,
you look at all the sports that are going on
and all the gambling that's going on these days, you
got to think there's a lot of different people trying

(41:33):
to get money off of this in the best way possible.
And it's like, how do you police all of this
at this point because it's so wide. It used to
be you'd have to go and place a bet in
a physical place, and now you can place a bet
on your phone from.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Anywhere as long as there's gambling allowed in that state. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Back in the day the book you break your knees
if you didn't pay your bets. But now everything's linked
up to bank accounts.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
And I'm also bold.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Of speaking of knee breaking, bold of them to be
doing it with the mob.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Well that's what I'm what was happening some athletes were
hanging out with the Gambinos. They're watching Oceans twelve. They're like,
you know what, we can do this?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, so next time watch my cousin Vinnie and have
a better, more wholesome experience.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Marisito yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
In her prime.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Excuse excuse me, there was never a moment Marisito May
left her prime.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Season.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't know if you saw the most recent Spider Man,
which she played the sexiest Aunt May I've ever seen
on in a comic thing.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
They made another Spider Man.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Ninety five minutes is next commercial free?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
We're going to commercially one.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I just want to know how he got to where
he is, where to come from, how did this happen?
Did he lose anyone close to him that maybe taught
him a lesson of responsibility? And can we have three
different actors portray this very moment?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Ninety five minutes commercial free? Is next.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Man?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Rock ninety five five? Squeeze start kind of right, Sandman
squeeze wow? Sorry, enter Sandman on Rock.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
It just sounds really dry.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Gain access to Sandman on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I don't like the Sandman terrifying. I want to sleep more.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
So, well, Marris, you're not gonna be able to because
there's a lot of things going around to on around
town this weekend. Yeah, boiled boy, let's go add over
to Gallagher Way tomorrow there's a pumpkin party going on.
Free annual fall Fest event hosted by the Cubs, features
live music, Old Town School of Folk Music.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
All right, that was a sentence, and it's.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
A misspelling here, miss writing here, Halloween sing along scrafts
Kid creates studio pumpkin strick or treating in moll chat.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Got you good there? Yeah, actually, yeah, you're right now.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Actually I screenshoted this literally off the Block Club's website
and in that sentence doesn't even make sense. All right,
So free pumpkin party for the family. Shallagawaya what happened
to journalism?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
For myself? That is what happened?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
What did you use today? Multiple times?

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Chicago Wolves at home taking on the Manitoba the Manitoba
Moose tomorrow at seven pm. Puck drop at All State Arena. Sunday,
the black Hawks take on the Kings at the United Center.
Puck drop is at six pm. Like an early game
Chicago Fire taking on the Union at Soldier Field again
for thirty start time.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Are in Philly.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh they are in Philly Monday.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Okay, then again, the game's gonna be on TV at
four thirty. Yes, yes, okay, yep, that buck Cherry. Do
we remember a buck Cherry?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah, crazy bitch.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
They're playing tonight at the Arcadia Theater in Saint Charles.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
You know what, thirty six miles out. Do you want
to see a fun show? Yeah? Go see buck Chair.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I bet I could meet my next ex husband there.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Let's go in like a small town buck Cherry at
a theater show.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah, that sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Second because obviously he'll be previously divorced as well.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
All right, incredible.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
My morning Jacket's got three shows this week. Garry Friday,
Saturday and Sunday.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
It's Salt Shed show time.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
It'll be fun. That'll be good.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
And Jason Bonham, Joe Bonham's son is doing Jason Bonham's
Led Zeppelin Experience at the Hard Rock and Gary, Indiana
seven pm tomorrow. And stand up comedian Nate Bargatzi tonight
at the United Center. Okay, there is so much good
stuff going on here, We're So Lucky and a few
other comedians to a comedian, David Lucas has two shows
Saturday and Sunday at the Den Theater and roy Wood

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Junior at the House of Blues. Sunday, showtime six pm. Man, Yes,
that'll be a fun show.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Love you so, roy Wood. We can probably go.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Because the tickets are so expensive for that show. I
looked him up to like one hundred and thirty bucks
a pop.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Boy, he's a big act.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yeah, a very big and House of Blues is so fun.
One of my favorite venues.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I love it, really is.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I think you love the room better than the.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Actual stairs, VIP.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I do. And I'm the same way about stadiums.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I like going to stadiums and just walking around and
looking how they're put together and all the things.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
And I don't know, I like, that's sweet. Yeah, Oh,
let's go the Lincoln Box.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah not that sweet any sweet?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
But well her name is Mary Todd, so that's you
clan on that Lincoln's wife in the Lincoln Box.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah, yep, go ahead, Okay, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Let's suh?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Is it a promo for.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Ninety five minutes commercial free continues on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, getting you ready
for the big weekend ahead, Sonny on Sunday, A little
clouds tomorrow, but get out and have some fun.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Maria, what do you got?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
We love A good weekend on the way, makes you happy,
it makes you chipper, all attitudes we'd like to maintain,
even though we do have to read the newsheadlines, which
are you guessed it short little horror stories written in
clickable form. However, we're putting a positive spin on these headlines.
Thank you for the suggestion. Corporate chills.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
This is bad.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
News, bear, what.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Sisters?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Street race killed three teens.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Stop street racing. You're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Just stop.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
We're gonna hit somebody. Bad news bears.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
It's bad news bears.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Man accused of scamming coworker with autism out of thousands
of dollars.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
That my little brother's autistic. I'll take that guy out.
I hate it when people pray on the innocent.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I thought you met your little brother Someboddy.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Don't kick them all their town, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Boy on e Scooter dies after being struck that time.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Man okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, anything something. He's a scooter, he's uncovered and probably
wasn't wearing a helmet. Students report driver exposing himself.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
There's a lot of kids today, Mary, what we're doing.
How do you expose yourself?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
All driving? That's you gotta be creative? Uh not? Really?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Don't she use a stick while you push the pedal down?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Or I was going to say, don't challenge people on
that one. They will find a way if they want to.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I guess Mikey has never gotten road dome then, ohoh,
it's one of those. Okay, one must have soon.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I gotcha. I don't know all of.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
It though, is just it's bad news bears good news
for you.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
We're still ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Pearl Jam looking to hit the road again soon. One
of the reasons that Matt Cameron says he left the
band was their hectic and heavy touring schedule. Also three
and a half hour concerts I'd imagine as a drummer too. Yeah,
how long can you just bang on things for? I mean,
you're gotta get top crazy. That's Travis Parker about three
and a half hours, not ninety five ve Chicago's rock

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station in the morning.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Martchit is on And this makes sense because three and
a half hours and that schedule. I mean, he's a human,
he's not a robot, but if he were, who knows
which side he'd fall on in the inevitable.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Human advers is a robot whoas from the front of
the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
So, the Miami Sheriff's Office has unveiled a driver list
patrol car complete with three hundred and sixty degree cameras,
drone launching capabilities, license plate readers, thermal imaging, and of
course AI.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
They call it Nothing's gonna ge flipped upside down.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Real quick, as this is like military grade for what
some dudes that are blowing up their house with meth
and maybe speeding tickets in Florida you need this.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
They call it the PUG for a podies unmanned ground vehicle.
I was just hoping it looked like a PUG.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Much like a PUG, I'm want to smash it in
the face. While it's not chasing down suspects. Yeah, it's
making appearances at community events to gather feedback and test
its potential and probably you know, to threaten citizens anyway,
So what do we think.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
No, it sounds like AI to me. It sounds like
they're gonna be you know, because it's going to.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Be identifying people, maybe facial recognition of people to which
it starts to you.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
And that's good because you know with police departments and
facial recognition, we know historically that's gone quite well.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
I see a lot of ways of people actually deterring
this bad boy before, like just you know, flattened attires,
tip it over, you know, oh, some papers, we're gonna
cover up your sensors. So like it sounds like everything
that can go wrong will go wrong with this, and
then it's gonna get upset because it keeps getting picked

(50:53):
on because you have a robot acting as a nark
and that's all it knows.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's already been.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I mean like it's being launched against people like ultimately,
like that's a thing.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Well yeah, if it scans a license plate and you
don't have your tabs up to date or whatever, it
probably just like digitally it'll write you to not hit,
but you know, you'll just get a ticket in the mail.
But these things are just going to be roaming now
just roaming around. Yeah, great with drones. Well drones, so
I actually don't hate that. Like if you needed to
launch a drone off that if somebody is lost or something,

(51:24):
you could send a vehicle up to the mountain real
quick and just like launch a drone off the top.
You don't need to find a person put them, you know,
get right, there could be some advantages, I guess.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I'm sure it'll be used entirely innocently.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
And everything's gonna go perfect.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
And honestly, I don't even see how this could contribute
to the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
We'll probably be fine.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
This what's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I just want to be my favorite part of the day. Oh,
we get to hear from you.

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Get to get textual text.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
You can always text us eight four four nine ninety
five fifty.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
As a matter of fact, you can do that all
day for any anybody here at the station. Let's go
over to the eight four to seven Maris. Yes, it
says the Hell'sgate slide is called the body Shoot, and
it takes you to the lower level of the mansion
into a mad scientist lab to be used in experiments.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh my god, I got a body. Shit, she also
wants to use experiments. Now you running past the microphone
like that from the seven to eight.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I thought she was running by again.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Okay, somebody uh making picks here. I will go with
the Dodgers in three o Thani appearances. They can't scrape
up one without him. Sure four wins to win the
World series. Yeah, I'm confused. All right, good try though,
good effort, Maris. I've heard nothing but bad things about
the new Pokemon game. What's your take.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I love it. Yeah, it's a good thing about it.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
I like it because it just is Pokemon is high
dev Pokemon, and I love playing on my TV.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
It puts you in a different situation.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
You're catching different Pokemon, and I'm forcing myself to use
Pokemon I've never used before.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
So I remember yesterday, you got real excited. You got
a shiny one. Yeah, oh my god, It's like, come here, guys.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
A shiny Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
There's a lot of people complaining that the world is
so small, but they find ways to make the world
big in a small world. And guess what we're getting
The downloadable content in February.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
So the world's gonna get even bigger.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
So it's a small world. Pokemon, thank you.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Earlier in the show, we were talking about trends we
wish would go away, and one of them was saying
I'm cooked. Yeah, from the seven to seven three. The
I'm cooked thing is actually really old. That came back.
It was used by Ricky and at least the first
season of I Love Lucy.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
That's Christy.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Oh that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Actually, you know that's the always come back around, right, yeah, exactly?
Or the belt you know, we don't we're not really
doing bell bottoms now, but the wide legs have come
back around. Leg jeans low rise also kind I hope,
so God, I love those.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
He likes to wear low rise jeans.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
I used to wear low rise jeans. It was a thing.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
They make guys low rise jeans so they don't ride
all the way up your hips. And he likes to
let his cooter breathe. That's true, all right.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
You can always text us eight for four.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
That's what my name. My kids will day for four.
I can't wait to meet come here by.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Due?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
What was that note?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
What was that note?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I went back and I'm not looking for my hand landed.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Going to.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
And he flood instead of a bee flat. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yes, yes, we've made it.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Through the week, and of course that means a reward,
nothing like physical words of affirmation that a boys, let's
go Maris.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
This week Chicago Fire one a playoff game, and now
we need.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
Them to win some more to advance. All the same, Hey,
the boy marries, it's been hell, a.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
The boy mar Is, It's been hell Mikey.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Black cocks are flying in their bills to fight Connor, Frank,
Spencer and Ryan doing it right.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Oh hear the horn blow and the crowd ignite.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
God has been shed.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
But the boys are gonna.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Be all right.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
A boy, Mike, it's a hello, and the boy my gee,
it's the hell.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
And md T n D.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
We're in a world of hot dogs and sorcery. But
when Mikey rolls the dice, the score is the least.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
That's how we filled that boy up with you. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
This man.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
That's a lot. That's a lot.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
I went to the doctor and I got it tested,
and I am test toosterone positive.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Positive.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
I wonder if we were to test our testosterone on
the air.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I want to do this.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
How do we get that done?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Oh yeah, so that you can do that's for as
kind of person.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
You know some guys.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
I was just sitting back just watching us, saying that
we look like the Muppets.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
We are the Muppets. On the morning.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
It's been hell

Speaker 2 (57:18):
See on Monday,