September 3, 2025 • 39 mins
This week on The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re turning up the volume on the weird, the savage, and the flat-out unbelievable. First, what those strange creaks and clanks in your house are really trying to tell you (spoiler: your wallet won’t like it).
Marris is back with another unapologetically brutal review that leaves no survivors. We’ve also got your chance to score in the Hubbard House Giveaway, because chaos still comes with freebies. And yes… Chicago rats are officially going vegan, thanks to plant-based birth control. Only in this city. All that, plus your daily dose of rock, laughs, and what happened science?
Marris is back with another unapologetically brutal review that leaves no survivors. We’ve also got your chance to score in the Hubbard House Giveaway, because chaos still comes with freebies. And yes… Chicago rats are officially going vegan, thanks to plant-based birth control. Only in this city. All that, plus your daily dose of rock, laughs, and what happened science?
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Sam Dog her Boxes hard Jobs that Courney loved that.
In fact, we're the Morning Morshman on Rock and ninety
five to five. My name is Maria Palmer, I'm Michael.
We're Marris is out this week. He's criticizing classic works
of art. We're going to hear more on his opinions.
We heard about his take on the Mona Lisa yesterday,
controversial and.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Sending us letters. Said his review.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
His handwriting has gotten joke. We also have Chicago Wolves
tickets to give you. We have one hundred dollars drive
that Hubbard House.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Mikey, you got weather next, I got well, let's do it.
Let's do it. W c HI Weather with our air
quote meteorologist Michael Okay, I don't know all right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
What I don't like is it is going to be
kind of cloud today and possible storms later this afternoon
and what else. Then it's gonna clear up a little
overnight and tomorrow. By the way, we are losing the heat.
The temperature is dropping. My god, I have sixty five
tomorrow lows in the forties.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Do you know how that makes me feel?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I hope bad, A little uncomfortable. Oh, it's got my
tummy upset. Oh god, Oh yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like at least it's my own sense. Yeah,
not for you that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Speaking of noises that you can't ignore, We've got house
noises you can't Next.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station, We Are
the Morning Mash Pitt and Maria.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You're gonna soape save us some money. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Theoretically, if you own a home, it must be nice. However,
there are sounds that they say that you can't afford
to ignore. These are like your check engine, like sure,
but for a hour house Yeah yeah. Rushing water noises, yeah,
I'd imagine that would not be one you want to ignore. Yeah.
I wouldn't think about it too much because it'd be like, yeah, yes,
(02:09):
water in the pipes, but if it's consistently going, then
that can signal a leak.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Turns out buzzing from lights, I don't I don't know.
I feel like lights are always buzzing.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, Grandma's house was like that growing up. There's a
little bit of a like light buzz one.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It says if you hear any sounds coming from your
outlet or switches, you're about to get lit up.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you should get an electricity an electrician, Katie Whittaker.
She says, while many LED lights and dimmers produce a slight,
humming or buzzing noise, Okay, so I'm not crazy, they shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, okay, so that's bad, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Not all noises signifying emergency, But electricity isn't something you
want to take lightly Did she use a pun?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Whistling or hissing noises near gas based appliances could be
a really serious indicator of a potential danger in your
home that could lead to a house fire. If it
smells like eggs, then things probably aren't going With dripping
faucet sounds, it's not an immediate emergency, but it can
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cost you the longer you ignore it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, so just wasting I can to fix everything. You
know what? We like a little tap trip? You want
to know why? You want to know why we have
little cats? Well, well, babies. I just leave the thing
on like a little stream. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, then you're definitely sing lotter money and then gurgling toilets.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Michael, you're familiar with us. I am very familiar. Wow,
you are duty today. Sorry, I'm sorry. I don't want
you to be sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It's a solid I'm sitting here and you said the
smell of eggs. I almost did it then earlier, what
did you say? You were like something to do?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know. I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, they're so good, But can you warn me more
so I can get one of these on camera to
show dear listener, because they deserve to see.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
This someday today. Feel feeling a little anyway?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Gurgling It can be an indication that you either have
a backup and the water can pass, but it's struggling,
she warns. She warns that the clog will get worse
and the toy that will overflow eventually, So don't ignore,
don't ignore the gurgle.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Am I right my gate? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
More like like a stoner or like I'm stoned, or marijuana.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's more.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, Oh I missed the bell. Oh you're gonna be
in charge of the bell while Maris is gone. Don't
like that? Are a little bit? Hey?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I got something for you. Yeah, are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
A morning routine that will help you live to one hundred. Okay,
give me the hold on, just one more. I won't
do it. Okay, I won't do it. Through the whole story.
I'm gonna try out. According to longevity experts, you do
what I'm taking it. There are a few things that
you should do every morning if you want to live
to one hundred. Ready, okay, number seven. Enjoy your morning coffee.
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More and more research shows oh wait, morning coffee.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
More and more research shows that it's good for us.
A study in November found it helps promote good bacteria
in your gut, like.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Coffee, specifically because I drink macha. Yeah, they say it
even decaf, so it's actually the coffee. I'm not doing coffee. Well,
you're living till ninety eight. Keep shaven, shaven if.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You do assume I want to live to one hundred,
to do what, sit in line at the DMV.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
For like two more decades longer than I would need to.
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
A friend of mine, and that's someone that you've met recently, said,
she goes, you know, she goes, I could lift till
one hundred. She goes, I like to just slay in
bed and scroll. She's like, I could do that forever.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Sure, I also could die tomorrow and I'd be happy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Either way. Yeah, what all right?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
So number seven enjoy your morning coffee. Check number six
set intentions. See that's the part that gets me. I'm
just trying to get to work.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
My issues that I'll guilt myself about my intentions, like
it won't be okay. So what I'd like to do
today is clean up the kitchen a little bit and
go to the gym and you know, get fat food
from the store.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But then it'll be like, okay, we'll get out of bed.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You said you were going to go to the gym,
you said you were going to clean today, you said
you're gonna go to the store.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And then my inner critic is just beating me up.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And then I just stay locked and whatever position I
was in in the beginning of the.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Day, by eight pm, you're a failure. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I should probably get a therapy. Alright.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So seven, joy morning coffee. Six set intentions. Five practice mindfulness.
I do like that little deep breathing, little meditation if
you can do it. I can't sit still, but I
just like I was gonna say, do you like well,
not like thinking of positive things. There's a lot of
different mindfulness. Number four Activate your nervous sysm google vague,
vegel tapping, vagil tapping, vagel vaguel tapping. Basically, you tap
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your body with your fingers. Tap your body with your
fingers for a few minutes. That deserves it, though usually
I have your mom did that for me.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Number three, stretch your body a little stretch I do
this morning, or I have a like a roller. Yeah,
and I'll roll and kind of stretch out a little
hurt sometimes a little bit like it hurts so good,
but yeah. Number two eat a nutrient dense breakfast yogurt oatmeal.
You guys do the oats. We like our oats. Berry
nut is a great choice. You need fiber and protein,
but not too much meat, like a little nut fine
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also fiber, protein, but not too much meat.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Number one for the morning routine that will help you
live to one hundred, drink a glass of water, A
big ol' hydrating glass of water. Helps set you up
for the day. Digestion support metabolism and eliminates those toxins.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Wow, I'm going to wake and bake every morning and
die at seventy five the way God intended, and I'll
be just happy with that. Bad news bears his next
ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You can always follow us online at Morning mash Pit.
And not only that, but we got a podcast, no commercials,
no music. You could just listen to the show in
talk format wherever you are, whenever you want, at the
iHeartRadio app Maria, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hell yeah, what I got are some news headlines, and
they are horrific.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
On the bright side, the corporate shills had this genius
idea where all I do is put a positive spin
on the news headline so you could be informed without
your day getting ruined.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Correct? Is that all? It feels like a really.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Easy plan that will absolutely definitely work. This is bad news.
Bears Seventy one year old killed and suspected dog attack.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
A tasty old man.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
How is it suspected? How do you not know whether
or not there was a dog attack? That's true too,
dead children hospitalized in ATV crash as long as the
ATV's okay it is, Gortner says, man died after forty
foot fall at gorge.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh what gorge does it say?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Where?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No? Just a gorge, Yeah, just a local gorge. Don't
fall into it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Murder of pregnant Colorado woman blamed on man already jailed
for prior days crimes free.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, how'd he do it if he was in jail already?
Why did they blame everything on the man constantly?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, that's the issue there, Stop pressing men on bad newsbears.
You may have noticed Maris is out from the morning
mosh pit this week, and after he had.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Such groundbreaking takes on the Princess Bride last week, we
wanted to.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Hear more of his reviews on artwork, and so we
have Maris's art critiques on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's sent us a letter.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, another letter yesterday, we got a letter today, we
got a letter.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I know. He just keeps sending us these letters. This
one says.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Winnie the Pooh could have just called him Pooh because
what a piece of crap. Wow, Maris, he struts around
pretty confidently for a bear with no pants not sponsored
by Sharman.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Kind of love with the Pooh. They're different bears too.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
There's a reason Christopher Robin is always conveniently away.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, he's school. Jesus, this is rough.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Luckily you have your friend a severely depressed donkey. Oh no,
a hyperactive tiger and a submissive pig. You absolute freak.
It's my piglet is not like that. It's different where
I come from. If a bear gets close to humans,
it's one word, baby, say it with me youth in Asia,
(11:22):
Oh my god, I would never want to say that
with him, and he ends it with, oh bother.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Marius, Well buddy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's really heavy. The rest of the week is just
it's not going to go very well. I don't think
how you feeling, Mikey.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I feel like rabbit and owl are conspiring against Marius
to take him out.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
At this point, he will be after this pressed rabbit.
Now here's a bit only with Maria. It's my shaw.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
While he's gone, we have a chance for you to
win a pair of tickets to see the Chicago Wolves
take on the Rockford Ice Hogs. All you got to
do he's back, Oh boy, it's play Fun to the Head.
That is the game where you answer trivia questions. If
you get it wrong, we take the nerf dirt shots
for you. We're like, you're whipping boy. All you do
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is win eight four, four, nine, five ninety five fifty
call to play Fun to the head.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
And now fun to the head on rock Eddie five five, Yeah,
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we talking to? Eddie? Good morning? Hey?
Good good morning Eddie. How you doing? My guy doing
all right?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I finally got through. It's my guy Michael there on
the other end over there.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So hey, let's do this. Did you say your guy Michael? Wow,
it's me. Oh Eddie, what's up? Oh my god? I
love this guy. He had a great comment.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
He said, uh, what did you call the cubs the
cardiac the cardiac cubs because they keep winning in like
dramatic fashion and we're all like having heart attacks.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, I love this guy. Eddie. What's up, buddy? Not
good morning to you?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh no, wait, so Eddie, who's taken the nerve darts
for you today?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Me or Mikey?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, unfortunately, you know what, I'll flip the tables.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Mikey's taking. Michael hand me a gun please? Oh I
bet you, sir. You might have to uncock that. It's
like half cocked right, Nope, it's working all right, phenomenal. Okay.
The question number one.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What twenty thirteen in Paramore Hit includes the lyric don't
go Cry into your mama because you're on your own
in the real world.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I knew a music question would come up right away.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yep, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Mike's gonna have to take one. Sorry, mikey wait, I'm
gonna take one. Or you want me to have you saved?
Do you want the save? Or do you want him
to take the shot?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Right away?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Really? All right? All right? One more? Can you give
me that question one more time? You know this one?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
What twenty thirteen Paramore hit includes the lyric don't go
crying too your mama because you're on your own in
the real world.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Don't go cry again, do go back. I'm trying to
think of the name of the actual song. One of
the words is in the title of this game. Bye
in the real world.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, okay, you're still taking it?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well she failed here? That would be Ain't It Fun?
By Paramore? Like that Ain't It Fun? And the real world?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yep, that's the one omntionally that didn't go so well. Okay,
that's okay, Eddie. How's your confidence?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
You streak?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Well? Now it's down cardiac Eddie.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, here we go. Question number two.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What fast food chain opened its first rest in Disciplines
Illinois in nineteen fifty five under Ray Krack Mariott.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That would be McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, what Eddie? Well done? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Question number three, which team was the first to win
back to back World Series championships?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Would Cubs?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It sure would be a cardiac Cubs. Okay, that is too,
That is too. He's gotta get one more, right, Okay,
I have a roll. You got this, my guy? What
year was the first official World Series played?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You're not gonna give him.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Any ben, No, that's wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay, yeah, I mean you're right. That is wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
It was nineteen oh three. Okay, you get one more,
you get one more.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Question.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You can still win these Chicago Wolves tickets to see
them take on the Rockford Ice Hogs.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
The final question, what is the name of Pearl Jam's
twenty twenty album?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh no, I know, I know. Come on Eddie from Chicago,
Eddie better, come on, come on, boy, got us save
the save dang I should have?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, you're right, you're right, Michael. Ah, I'm drawing a blank.
Oh sorry, Mike's gonna get shot again.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh no, wow, answers an. Yeah, there it is just
one more oh, okay, I was in the side of
the head. Okay, Well, Eddie, don't you worry.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You did not win these Wolves versus ice Hog tickets,
But what you did win is your very own, absolutely
free air guitar.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Right, you keep your eye on that mailbox.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
We're gonna send an air guitar directly to your house, Addie.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And go comes well, it comes up, come, thanks Addy?
How am me going? Man? Figure, we're giving away all
the things today, Mikey.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, we just gave away those Wolves versus the ice
Hog tickets, and now we're hooking you up for Octoberfest,
Baby Toberfest time. It's the hardest part of this is
finding three friends because it's a four pack of tickets
to go to Hubbard House Octoberfest Block Party, Chicago's most
electric Octoberfest festival in River North on Saturday, September twenty seventh.
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Oh my god, I hate that we're in September already.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It will be an unver gas lit day. That means unforgettable.
I just learned. It's good. I liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Now you can win tickets eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty Mikey, what's at number eight four?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Four nine five five gulp gulp yep.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Or if you want to take all the game of
chance out of it, you can use promo code iHeart
for ten percent off at Hubbard House Chicago dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's House h a u s with Rejamin brand new
music there from who I've never heard of them? Is
that a new artist? Brand new artist? Wow Rock Chicago's
Rocks Safe Warning small independent creators on the morning mosh Pit.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So Chicago has been trying to do something about the
rat They call it rat problem. I don't think it's
a problem. Why can't we beastfully coexist with rats? I
only see two rats since I've been here.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Really seriously, that's actually genuinely surprised.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Pretty incredible. I was like, man, they keep this place
clean because I hear a lot about rats. I never
see him there.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I have like a whole quality of rats that live
like outside my house, and I love them. When I
come home and it's dark out, I hear them like,
scurry away off the stuff. So I'm like, hey, guys,
I throw feet on the ground like chickens. So they
the scientists were poisoning the rats to kill them, obviously,
because it's the you know, knee jerk reaction. But then
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what ended up happening is that owls would eat the
poisoned rats, and it killed like an entire owl family.
And those are for some reason better animals than rats.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
We care more about their death. We learned that matter
of fact, owl.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Maris really had some thoughts about that poo. That'll be
on social media later that morning March. So what they're
doing instead, and an incredible feed of science, is they're
giving rats plant based birth control to control the population.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I don't hate that idea. I don't either, No, because
then you're not killing animals, you're just keeping them from reproducing.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, just like a wait a minute, that's okay. Not
all of us should reproduce, that's true, and the ones
that shouldn't go into politics.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I resemble Wait what? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I also am like, he could we get a little
bit of that plant based birth control?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
What's up with that? What's happening there? Hook it up?
Give a rat an iud, he's.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Gonna take the I don't know, there's a given mouse
a cookie joke here. That's right, he's gonna take the
cookie and not getting knocked up.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Rooster I hardly know her?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Fine, I know, look at you?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You learned it's the morning mosh bit on Rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Mike, you got a rock report for us? I do?
Are you ready to do some some ack and roll? Yep?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Roger Waters running his mouth about. He didn't really say
anything super bad about Ozzy. He was just saying, why
would I go to Ozzie's final show? I don't really
understand these people. I'm not a part of this. He's
sort of made himself this sort of victim of I
think he's kind of got ostracized bit by big rock stars,
and so now he's like, why would I hang out
with them?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Does he know that he's a big rock star and
that he has a magnificant portion of his audience overlapping?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I he must not be smart enough to realize that,
because that seems like he's choot himself in the foot there.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Well guess what Jack Osborne has responded?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh in kine Jack Osborne fashion, Oh boy, hey Roger Waters?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You Oh okay? Well, very Osborne of him? Oh pathetic
and out of touch.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You've become the only way you seem to get attention
these days is by vomiting out bull beep in the press.
My father always thought you were a beep British word for.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Beep British for me, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Thanks for proving him right. And then a clown face emoji.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay, only didn't really say anything. I just shot back
said you're basically your digead. Yeah, that'll be dick fair enough.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
My Chemical Romance have some rumors flowing around about new
music at the show we were at on Friday night.
So a portion of the show has each member of
My Chemical Romance punching their time cards using a fake
time clock as they show up for their shift in
a fictional band called the Black Parade. Yes, a close
up photo of the time clock from the August twenty
(22:07):
ninth stop at Soldier Field revealed the clock to be
twelve twelve. A lot of people are saying that they
believe that is the date when they will release new music.
There's no real, substantiated anything about that.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
But Christmas, My Chemical Romance, Christmas Chemical Romance, My Christmas Romance,
My Chemical Santa like it.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yep, it's Gerard Way Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
He might be I could say it. Hi.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
We drops down the Chimney and goes, oh, here comes
yes God, Maria. What if you came?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
What if you heard a rumbling in the living room
and it was December twenty fourth and he.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Was like, hey girl, I'd have to make assumptions and say, hello,
Santa gave you to me. You live here now, sar
you can't leave, And then I would kidnap. I think,
Gerard Way, Yes, who's missus class? I don't ever miss
the club.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Speaking of big shows that happened over the weekend, System
of a Down in town, and we have learned from
a podcast that Darren from System of a Down wrote
ninety five percent of all System Down music, System of
a Down music and lyrics.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh cool, kind of interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
He was the guy that showed up at the Cubby
Bear in Wrigleyville when they're like completely random. Happened to
be a System of a Down cover band on stage,
and he jumped on and played with him and sang
with him and stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So fun. I like that a lot, very very cool.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
So for all the rock news you need in the
concert calendar, just head over to Rock nine to five
five saw those guys in town with newfound glory in
the Offspring Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. We
are the Morning match.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Bit very email of you you post on social media?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, do you consider yourself classy? I try to be.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, I actually took something down this morning I posted yesterday,
so it's like somebody might interpret it that the wrong way.
I just don't want to make I don't want to
make people upset, and I think being a non classy
piggy boy would get people, you know, worked up.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'm trying to be classy piggy boy. I'm trying to
be better in life.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You know, I'm calling you that from now on, your
non classic piggy boy. I think that they we have
kind of different rules too, because we're public figures, so
we're posting to kind of entertain, which is different from
normal like people posting.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
And there is a list of the classy things that no, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Classy people never post these things on social media. Jesus Christ,
I'm gonna find out how classy I get.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It turns out I'm not at all.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
But no surprise, there number ten relationship details.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't air like my dirty laundry. When I did
the divorce playlist. People are like, oh my god, you're
making this public. I'm like, actually, I'm not. I'm not
really saying anything. I'm saying, hey, these are of.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
War song exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That's that number nine constant check ins. So like when
you're always like, hey, checking in him at the car wash.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Hey, just check it on Facebook, getting mazzarella sticks at applebas.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, oh yeah, because because you could actually check in
or four square remember four for god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Posting about every meal, well, I do do that.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You don't post on every night, but like the nice ones,
I feel like I do like it.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I think that food is kind of art. And sometimes
when you have like that beautiful plate of food in
front of you.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Like, man, that's a sexy.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Also, I don't know, there are some guys that like
their social media is only food, and I kind of
think that that's a green flag.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Like, well listen, I'm in Yeah, hit me up, fellas,
hit me up fellas.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, Well they don't they wanted classy piggy boy like you.
Yeah right, revealing too much about kids, yes, yeah, I
don't like that. I read this thing that was like,
don't give your child a digital footprint. Before they can
consent to even having one.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I see people cover their kids face up pictures and stuff,
and then people who don't, and I just think, no,
I don't know. I always think would I do that?
I probably wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I started posting my stepdaughter when I was really early
on in my career, and then as soon as I
got any version of following and started getting creepy messages,
it was like, oh, they're going to send those to
her too, So now I took her off everything smart
posting unflattering pictures of others.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, I'm not going to stop doing that. That's hilarious.
It's so funny. No, I mean, like the other person
has to be in on it.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
But like at my chemical Romance, there is a picture
of me, your friend I think, and my roommate Ashley,
and like they were taking a selfie together, and then
I got into the bottom of it at like the
last second, so it was just.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Like, ah, the bottom and of course she posted it.
She should. You should definitely post that picture.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's hilarious, But like, yeah, don't do the thing where
you look really good photo and then you don't pay
attention to anyone else in the picture. And then you
post it and then your friend's like, hey, you see
how my eyes are rolled into the back of my skull.
Let's not do that.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Engaging in political rants, yes, just skip all of it.
It sucks because, like I do think that there should be,
like conversation people bright should be the issues that there
can't be, And you're not going to change anyone's mind
and you're just going to piss people off.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
So much easier to skip it.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, you gotta sharing inappropriate jokes or memes. Yeah, I'm
going to keep doing that. I'm not again, I'm not
over here pretending to be glassy on social media bragging
about wealth or possessions. If I had wealth or possessions,
I would probably brag.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Up.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I put a picture of me on a PJ on
a what private jet? Oh rich? People say it. I
stole it off someone social media. It's like, wow, that's
how you say that, huh PJ baby, Well you're a
classy piggy boy. Number two over sharing personal drama. Listen,
nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares about you, Zarama. Although there
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are some people that just need to vent and.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I'm like, invent away right, sure, whatever, But Again, no
one's gonna classify you as like a classy.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
If you're trying to get your potential employer is not
going to look at that and go, yeah, you know what,
I want to hire this person who can't keep their
mouths shut.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Call your friends, yeah, just call them up or therapists. Finally,
number one, criticizing others. What am I supposed to post about? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
If I'm not criticizing you and Maris, I don't know
how to live. Yeah, that's all I do is criticize others.
I try not to, but.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's bad habits I've gotten to do. It's too easy.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't know that I actually do. I just kind
of post content at this point.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I do right up here on my head those ones anyway.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Cargo's rock station, the morning mash Pit is on.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
On Bush on boom Well, coming down trom Bush. This
is my favorite story of the week, is it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
The neighbors in Massachusetts condominium compleat watching news coverage of
a body wrapped in a blanket found in the backseat
of a Honda Civic outside of hospital. So you're sitting
at home, you're watching the news. Their breaking news story
comes on there's a dead body found in a Honda
out by a hospital. These people came to the startling
realization that they unwittingly helped the suspect move the body.
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According to authorities, it's like a really major f up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Incidentally ate and in embedded today, have you ever seen
the Leonardo DiCaprio meme where he's on the couch and
he's pointing, did you see the news and you're like
that looks a lot like yeah, that was our neighbor. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh Man.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Cops found an unresponsive man wrapped in multiple blankets secured
with duct tape. Doctors pronounced him dead. He was later
identified as twenty seven year old Dick Clon Perry. The
suspect fled though after dropping the body there before you know,
fled the scene. The detectives investigated people who lived at
the condominium they helped one of their neighbors said they
helped one of their neighbors move a quote large heavy
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blanket into a black Honda Civic. When they asked what
it was, the suspect said that it was a quote,
hockey goalie mannequin which was filled with water. Well, the
filled with water is quite a touch because, like we
were talking about this off the air a little bit,
the hockey goalie mannequin does it's too stiff, right, Yeah,
But if it's filled with water, you're gonna get a
little bit of play in there. So you wouldn't think
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if it was a body that was moving back and forth,
you wouldn't think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I don't think that you would think anything of it anyway,
you know, Like it takes a lot of leaps and
bounds to go from I'm helping my neighbor move something
to this thing is a dead body, right, even if
it's clearly one wrapped up, you're not thinking that you're
moving a dead body. So your brain's just like not
going to go there. Plus, I mean this, that'd be
more sloshing than like human moving, you know what I mean. Also,
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maybe Rigor Mortis was in play already. That's true too,
he could have been stiff. The cops collected several items
of evidence of the condo. Those included clothing, surveillance cameras,
and swabs of suspected blood. So even though there was
some sort of blood around, nobody really I took notice
if somebody my neighbor said hey.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Can you help me move this real quick? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
And it was a hockey man. He was like, it's
a hockey mannequin. I probably wouldn't even think about. You
don't think, yeah, yeah, let's get it out quick. I
got things to do.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's like yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean you ever listened to like any true crime
podcasts or shows, That's always what you hear them say
when they talk about getting questioned by cops. They were like,
I had no idea what was even going on because
my brain would never go there. There was no point
during my day where I thought, oh, yes, a major
crime has occurred and it happened in my vicinity.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You just don't go there with your brain doesn't let
you do it. Reports say that Perry was a chef
who lived in Portland, Maine. He's the guy that was
murdered or dead. Perry's friends sold the outlet that he
was a talented chef who worked as a head cook
at a local restaurant called the Grill Room. Why was
he killed? I don't know. They don't know yet. They've
yet to release a motive. But moral of the story,
don't help people.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Stay away from people, don't talk to them, don't help
them just go there.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You know, I'm a little busy today.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I guess it could be a hockey manakin, Now that's true.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Ah, nothing makes me mister Bright's side like Booze Baby
Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, buddy, Hey remember push pops not like the candy one,
not the lollipop one, just like frozen popsicle push yep.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I hate those things. You could never get them to push.
They always had like there's a lot of resistance on
the push and the little plastic thing that you had
to push on would hurt my fingers. Or what about
the like cardboard ones, the ones I don't know, well,
did it have the like it's like a straw on
the bottom that you used to push it through.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, I'm thinking of a different ones, but those ones
also did exist. I'm thinking now we're getting side dragged. Yeah,
I'm thinking of the tropic cano like cardboard ones that
you just like kind of squea juice ones.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, yea yea yeah yah yeah yeah yeah yeah. That
now if that.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Could get you drunk, let's go, yeah, right, Miller high
Life has which I don't know, that's where I went from.
But regardless, they have launched a boozy frozen push pop. Okay,
so last summer it was all about the spaghett not
the Spaghettiet.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The spik got.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's a Miller High Life beer topped with a splash
of apparol and some lemon juice. And so now they've
turned that into a frozen pushbop. It supposedly tastes like
a citrus sorbet with a subtle beer finish.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
That sounds awesome. I love a good beer finish. These
boys from Green Day are so nice.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
They got me a case for all of my BASKETSOD
Morning mash bed on rocking ninety five to five, Mikey,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh my favorite? That's all right?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
That's right, a big one. As we learned a little
bit ago from our boy Eddie Partia. Cubs are winning
in dramatic fashion out at Wrigley last night another one.
He pulled off a tight four to three win over
the Atlanta Braves. Comes took control early with four run
innings sparked by a three run homer from Kyle Tucker
and an RBI from Ian Happ and showeda Immonaga got
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the win, delivering six strong innings with only three runs allowed.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh boy, good news. There.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Cubbies play again tonight against the Braves at Wrigley. Game
time six forty and now this is this is big news.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Go ahead and hit the song. Oh oh the White
Sox one.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, I have to stop that one, okay, and then
I start this one. I know how to do things.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'm impressed here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
White Sox beat the Twins yesterday. Oh okay, all right,
twelve to three.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Andrew BANATTENI Ben Attendi God, I can never say his name.
Ben Attendy was the star of the night. He went
four for five, launched two home runs, and drove five RBIs.
The dominant effort rightly earned the moniker the Andrew Ben
Attendee Game.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Him to have chicken tenders named after him.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Ben Attendees, Bennett Maria, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I know somebody should use that. I am a sports contributor.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Kyle Teele and Sosa each hit solo homers. Brian Ramos
said as Park crucial rally with a two run double
in the fifth inning, and Brooks Baldwin added to the
offense with multiple hits. Into the game with three hits total,
just a dominating game from the White Sox.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I gotta be honest, it's fun watching the White Sox,
like I feel like they're getting better.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's I've been having so much fun watching them.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I know you op to all the games. I watched
all of them, everything including Maria. How many days do
we have until the Bears season opener?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Five? Oh? Okay, A definitely right.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Monday Night Football seven fifteen under the big lights, Minnesota
Vikings at Soldier Field.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Give me some Ben attendees and honey mustard.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
The news from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Researchers in Poland, Italy and Cyprus are developing a robot
goat to work with forestry experts. The robot goat will
walk through rugged terrain to count trees, collect samples, and
even scan for artifacts, all while reducing the need for
human labor and hard to reach areas, because God, if
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we need anything right now, it's a reduction in human workforce.
The first prototype is expected in twenty twenty six. The
hope is the robot goat will improve conservation and protect
evidence of human history and around two thousand protected areas
of forest in Europe.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's gonna be crazy when there's robot animals running around.
I've thought about the humans, but I didn't think about
it if we had robot You're just out for a
hike and a goat runs across your path and you
just hear like robot sounds robot goat. But why not
just normal goats? Well, because this can scan things that
can use you know, image, you know, like a goat
can go clear some land. That's true.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Thing can really go out and count things. Probably takes video.
They could just tap into it anytime, be like, oh
the goat fell down, Let's see what's going on. Oh
there's a rock fell over the trail out there.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I takes some jobs from archeologists as well, true very
true artifacts and things of the future. Yeah, I just
feel like we could have done with only the goats,
just normal goats and everything else could have We could
have benn't know, preserved some jobs from AI and robots,
But why would we do that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
No, that's not looking good. It's not looking great.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's looking like next are going to have goats in
the robot side and the inevitable human versus robot board
that's gonna play on our sympathies. There's gonna be someone
being like, no, you can't hurt the kids. No, they're
not even gonna see the irony in the pun. And
then we're gonna lose the Anvil Universus Robot War.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War. Shook you wild night. Oh that doesn't like
sound enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Are we sure that they're having sex because that doesn't
sound like how it's supposed to go, Like Mike, like
genuinely think about a f A woman shook.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
You all night a long time.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
That's a lot, although if it were Sydney Sweeney and
you were getting a very specific kind of jiggle shake,
shake and rub sha shake wait me all night long.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I got to take my dog to the vet. Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Never had to take your cat. I feel like cats
are more self sufficient than.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
They are and I but yeah, no, you have to
take them every now and then.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
First of all, shots, but second, well, like if something's
going anytime, a cat's not eating, big issue.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
My dog's a wheezer right now, he's does he look
like Buddy Holly, how do you know say it ain't so?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh man? What are you doing after work? What's what
Ria Palmer do after the show?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Each day, I.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Have to read Marius's letter that he wrote to us
today out for the week.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, and I got to put that on social media.
And then I'll go to the gym. Oh, how's the gym.
It's going well? Ish, I didn't need to go to
the gym. I can do two pullets and then I'm
going to smoke a whole bunch of weed to pass out.
Can I tell you that far? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah,
Sam Dog her Boxes hard Jobs that Courney loved that.
In fact, we're the Morning Morshman on Rock and ninety
five to five. My name is Maria Palmer, I'm Michael.
We're Marris is out this week. He's criticizing classic works
of art. We're going to hear more on his opinions.
We heard about his take on the Mona Lisa yesterday,
controversial and.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Sending us letters. Said his review.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
His handwriting has gotten joke. We also have Chicago Wolves
tickets to give you. We have one hundred dollars drive
that Hubbard House.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Mikey, you got weather next, I got well, let's do it.
Let's do it. W c HI Weather with our air
quote meteorologist Michael Okay, I don't know all right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
What I don't like is it is going to be
kind of cloud today and possible storms later this afternoon
and what else. Then it's gonna clear up a little
overnight and tomorrow. By the way, we are losing the heat.
The temperature is dropping. My god, I have sixty five
tomorrow lows in the forties.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Do you know how that makes me feel?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I hope bad, A little uncomfortable. Oh, it's got my
tummy upset. Oh god, Oh yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like at least it's my own sense. Yeah,
not for you that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Speaking of noises that you can't ignore, We've got house
noises you can't Next.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station, We Are
the Morning Mash Pitt and Maria.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You're gonna soape save us some money. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Theoretically, if you own a home, it must be nice. However,
there are sounds that they say that you can't afford
to ignore. These are like your check engine, like sure,
but for a hour house Yeah yeah. Rushing water noises, yeah,
I'd imagine that would not be one you want to ignore. Yeah.
I wouldn't think about it too much because it'd be like, yeah, yes,
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water in the pipes, but if it's consistently going, then
that can signal a leak.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Turns out buzzing from lights, I don't I don't know.
I feel like lights are always buzzing.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, Grandma's house was like that growing up. There's a
little bit of a like light buzz one.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It says if you hear any sounds coming from your
outlet or switches, you're about to get lit up.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you should get an electricity an electrician, Katie Whittaker.
She says, while many LED lights and dimmers produce a slight,
humming or buzzing noise, Okay, so I'm not crazy, they shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, okay, so that's bad, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Not all noises signifying emergency, But electricity isn't something you
want to take lightly Did she use a pun?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Whistling or hissing noises near gas based appliances could be
a really serious indicator of a potential danger in your
home that could lead to a house fire. If it
smells like eggs, then things probably aren't going With dripping
faucet sounds, it's not an immediate emergency, but it can
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cost you the longer you ignore it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, so just wasting I can to fix everything. You
know what? We like a little tap trip? You want
to know why? You want to know why we have
little cats? Well, well, babies. I just leave the thing
on like a little stream. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, then you're definitely sing lotter money and then gurgling toilets.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Michael, you're familiar with us. I am very familiar. Wow,
you are duty today. Sorry, I'm sorry. I don't want
you to be sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It's a solid I'm sitting here and you said the
smell of eggs. I almost did it then earlier, what
did you say? You were like something to do?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know. I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, they're so good, But can you warn me more
so I can get one of these on camera to
show dear listener, because they deserve to see.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
This someday today. Feel feeling a little anyway?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Gurgling It can be an indication that you either have
a backup and the water can pass, but it's struggling,
she warns. She warns that the clog will get worse
and the toy that will overflow eventually, So don't ignore,
don't ignore the gurgle.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Am I right my gate? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
More like like a stoner or like I'm stoned, or marijuana.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's more.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, Oh I missed the bell. Oh you're gonna be
in charge of the bell while Maris is gone. Don't
like that? Are a little bit? Hey?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I got something for you. Yeah, are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
A morning routine that will help you live to one hundred. Okay,
give me the hold on, just one more. I won't
do it. Okay, I won't do it. Through the whole story.
I'm gonna try out. According to longevity experts, you do
what I'm taking it. There are a few things that
you should do every morning if you want to live
to one hundred. Ready, okay, number seven. Enjoy your morning coffee.
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More and more research shows oh wait, morning coffee.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
More and more research shows that it's good for us.
A study in November found it helps promote good bacteria
in your gut, like.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Coffee, specifically because I drink macha. Yeah, they say it
even decaf, so it's actually the coffee. I'm not doing coffee. Well,
you're living till ninety eight. Keep shaven, shaven if.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You do assume I want to live to one hundred,
to do what, sit in line at the DMV.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
For like two more decades longer than I would need to.
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
A friend of mine, and that's someone that you've met recently, said,
she goes, you know, she goes, I could lift till
one hundred. She goes, I like to just slay in
bed and scroll. She's like, I could do that forever.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Sure, I also could die tomorrow and I'd be happy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Either way. Yeah, what all right?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
So number seven enjoy your morning coffee. Check number six
set intentions. See that's the part that gets me. I'm
just trying to get to work.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
My issues that I'll guilt myself about my intentions, like
it won't be okay. So what I'd like to do
today is clean up the kitchen a little bit and
go to the gym and you know, get fat food
from the store.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But then it'll be like, okay, we'll get out of bed.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You said you were going to go to the gym,
you said you were going to clean today, you said
you're gonna go to the store.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And then my inner critic is just beating me up.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And then I just stay locked and whatever position I
was in in the beginning of the.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Day, by eight pm, you're a failure. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I should probably get a therapy. Alright.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So seven, joy morning coffee. Six set intentions. Five practice mindfulness.
I do like that little deep breathing, little meditation if
you can do it. I can't sit still, but I
just like I was gonna say, do you like well,
not like thinking of positive things. There's a lot of
different mindfulness. Number four Activate your nervous sysm google vague,
vegel tapping, vagil tapping, vagel vaguel tapping. Basically, you tap
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your body with your fingers. Tap your body with your
fingers for a few minutes. That deserves it, though usually
I have your mom did that for me.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Number three, stretch your body a little stretch I do
this morning, or I have a like a roller. Yeah,
and I'll roll and kind of stretch out a little
hurt sometimes a little bit like it hurts so good,
but yeah. Number two eat a nutrient dense breakfast yogurt oatmeal.
You guys do the oats. We like our oats. Berry
nut is a great choice. You need fiber and protein,
but not too much meat, like a little nut fine
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also fiber, protein, but not too much meat.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Number one for the morning routine that will help you
live to one hundred, drink a glass of water, A
big ol' hydrating glass of water. Helps set you up
for the day. Digestion support metabolism and eliminates those toxins.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Wow, I'm going to wake and bake every morning and
die at seventy five the way God intended, and I'll
be just happy with that. Bad news bears his next
ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You can always follow us online at Morning mash Pit.
And not only that, but we got a podcast, no commercials,
no music. You could just listen to the show in
talk format wherever you are, whenever you want, at the
iHeartRadio app Maria, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hell yeah, what I got are some news headlines, and
they are horrific.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
On the bright side, the corporate shills had this genius
idea where all I do is put a positive spin
on the news headline so you could be informed without
your day getting ruined.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Correct? Is that all? It feels like a really.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Easy plan that will absolutely definitely work. This is bad news.
Bears Seventy one year old killed and suspected dog attack.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
A tasty old man.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
How is it suspected? How do you not know whether
or not there was a dog attack? That's true too,
dead children hospitalized in ATV crash as long as the
ATV's okay it is, Gortner says, man died after forty
foot fall at gorge.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh what gorge does it say?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Where?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No? Just a gorge, Yeah, just a local gorge. Don't
fall into it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Murder of pregnant Colorado woman blamed on man already jailed
for prior days crimes free.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, how'd he do it if he was in jail already?
Why did they blame everything on the man constantly?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, that's the issue there, Stop pressing men on bad newsbears.
You may have noticed Maris is out from the morning
mosh pit this week, and after he had.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Such groundbreaking takes on the Princess Bride last week, we
wanted to.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Hear more of his reviews on artwork, and so we
have Maris's art critiques on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's sent us a letter.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, another letter yesterday, we got a letter today, we
got a letter.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I know. He just keeps sending us these letters. This
one says.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Winnie the Pooh could have just called him Pooh because
what a piece of crap. Wow, Maris, he struts around
pretty confidently for a bear with no pants not sponsored
by Sharman.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Kind of love with the Pooh. They're different bears too.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
There's a reason Christopher Robin is always conveniently away.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, he's school. Jesus, this is rough.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Luckily you have your friend a severely depressed donkey. Oh no,
a hyperactive tiger and a submissive pig. You absolute freak.
It's my piglet is not like that. It's different where
I come from. If a bear gets close to humans,
it's one word, baby, say it with me youth in Asia,
(11:22):
Oh my god, I would never want to say that
with him, and he ends it with, oh bother.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Marius, Well buddy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's really heavy. The rest of the week is just
it's not going to go very well. I don't think
how you feeling, Mikey.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I feel like rabbit and owl are conspiring against Marius
to take him out.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
At this point, he will be after this pressed rabbit.
Now here's a bit only with Maria. It's my shaw.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
While he's gone, we have a chance for you to
win a pair of tickets to see the Chicago Wolves
take on the Rockford Ice Hogs. All you got to
do he's back, Oh boy, it's play Fun to the Head.
That is the game where you answer trivia questions. If
you get it wrong, we take the nerf dirt shots
for you. We're like, you're whipping boy. All you do
(12:18):
is win eight four, four, nine, five ninety five fifty
call to play Fun to the head.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
And now fun to the head on rock Eddie five five, Yeah,
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we talking to? Eddie? Good morning? Hey?
Good good morning Eddie. How you doing? My guy doing
all right?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I finally got through. It's my guy Michael there on
the other end over there.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So hey, let's do this. Did you say your guy Michael? Wow,
it's me. Oh Eddie, what's up? Oh my god? I
love this guy. He had a great comment.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
He said, uh, what did you call the cubs the
cardiac the cardiac cubs because they keep winning in like
dramatic fashion and we're all like having heart attacks.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, I love this guy. Eddie. What's up, buddy? Not
good morning to you?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh no, wait, so Eddie, who's taken the nerve darts
for you today?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Me or Mikey?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, unfortunately, you know what, I'll flip the tables.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Mikey's taking. Michael hand me a gun please? Oh I
bet you, sir. You might have to uncock that. It's
like half cocked right, Nope, it's working all right, phenomenal. Okay.
The question number one.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What twenty thirteen in Paramore Hit includes the lyric don't
go Cry into your mama because you're on your own
in the real world.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I knew a music question would come up right away.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yep, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Mike's gonna have to take one. Sorry, mikey wait, I'm
gonna take one. Or you want me to have you saved?
Do you want the save? Or do you want him
to take the shot?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Right away?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Really? All right? All right? One more? Can you give
me that question one more time? You know this one?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
What twenty thirteen Paramore hit includes the lyric don't go
crying too your mama because you're on your own in
the real world.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Don't go cry again, do go back. I'm trying to
think of the name of the actual song. One of
the words is in the title of this game. Bye
in the real world.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, okay, you're still taking it?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well she failed here? That would be Ain't It Fun?
By Paramore? Like that Ain't It Fun? And the real world?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yep, that's the one omntionally that didn't go so well. Okay,
that's okay, Eddie. How's your confidence?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
You streak?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Well? Now it's down cardiac Eddie.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, here we go. Question number two.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What fast food chain opened its first rest in Disciplines
Illinois in nineteen fifty five under Ray Krack Mariott.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That would be McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, what Eddie? Well done? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Question number three, which team was the first to win
back to back World Series championships?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Would Cubs?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It sure would be a cardiac Cubs. Okay, that is too,
That is too. He's gotta get one more, right, Okay,
I have a roll. You got this, my guy? What
year was the first official World Series played?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You're not gonna give him.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Any ben, No, that's wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay, yeah, I mean you're right. That is wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
It was nineteen oh three. Okay, you get one more,
you get one more.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Question.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You can still win these Chicago Wolves tickets to see
them take on the Rockford Ice Hogs.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
The final question, what is the name of Pearl Jam's
twenty twenty album?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh no, I know, I know. Come on Eddie from Chicago,
Eddie better, come on, come on, boy, got us save
the save dang I should have?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, you're right, you're right, Michael. Ah, I'm drawing a blank.
Oh sorry, Mike's gonna get shot again.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh no, wow, answers an. Yeah, there it is just
one more oh, okay, I was in the side of
the head. Okay, Well, Eddie, don't you worry.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You did not win these Wolves versus ice Hog tickets,
But what you did win is your very own, absolutely
free air guitar.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Right, you keep your eye on that mailbox.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
We're gonna send an air guitar directly to your house, Addie.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And go comes well, it comes up, come, thanks Addy?
How am me going? Man? Figure, we're giving away all
the things today, Mikey.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, we just gave away those Wolves versus the ice
Hog tickets, and now we're hooking you up for Octoberfest,
Baby Toberfest time. It's the hardest part of this is
finding three friends because it's a four pack of tickets
to go to Hubbard House Octoberfest Block Party, Chicago's most
electric Octoberfest festival in River North on Saturday, September twenty seventh.
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Oh my god, I hate that we're in September already.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
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I just learned. It's good. I liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Now you can win tickets eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty Mikey, what's at number eight four?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
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Speaker 1 (18:01):
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Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's House h a u s with Rejamin brand new
music there from who I've never heard of them? Is
that a new artist? Brand new artist? Wow Rock Chicago's
Rocks Safe Warning small independent creators on the morning mosh Pit.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So Chicago has been trying to do something about the
rat They call it rat problem. I don't think it's
a problem. Why can't we beastfully coexist with rats? I
only see two rats since I've been here.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Really seriously, that's actually genuinely surprised.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Pretty incredible. I was like, man, they keep this place
clean because I hear a lot about rats. I never
see him there.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I have like a whole quality of rats that live
like outside my house, and I love them. When I
come home and it's dark out, I hear them like,
scurry away off the stuff. So I'm like, hey, guys,
I throw feet on the ground like chickens. So they
the scientists were poisoning the rats to kill them, obviously,
because it's the you know, knee jerk reaction. But then
(19:07):
what ended up happening is that owls would eat the
poisoned rats, and it killed like an entire owl family.
And those are for some reason better animals than rats.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
We care more about their death. We learned that matter
of fact, owl.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Maris really had some thoughts about that poo. That'll be
on social media later that morning March. So what they're
doing instead, and an incredible feed of science, is they're
giving rats plant based birth control to control the population.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I don't hate that idea. I don't either, No, because
then you're not killing animals, you're just keeping them from reproducing.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, just like a wait a minute, that's okay. Not
all of us should reproduce, that's true, and the ones
that shouldn't go into politics.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I resemble Wait what? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I also am like, he could we get a little
bit of that plant based birth control?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
What's up with that? What's happening there? Hook it up?
Give a rat an iud, he's.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Gonna take the I don't know, there's a given mouse
a cookie joke here. That's right, he's gonna take the
cookie and not getting knocked up.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Rooster I hardly know her?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Fine, I know, look at you?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You learned it's the morning mosh bit on Rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Mike, you got a rock report for us? I do?
Are you ready to do some some ack and roll? Yep?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Roger Waters running his mouth about. He didn't really say
anything super bad about Ozzy. He was just saying, why
would I go to Ozzie's final show? I don't really
understand these people. I'm not a part of this. He's
sort of made himself this sort of victim of I
think he's kind of got ostracized bit by big rock stars,
and so now he's like, why would I hang out
with them?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Does he know that he's a big rock star and
that he has a magnificant portion of his audience overlapping?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I he must not be smart enough to realize that,
because that seems like he's choot himself in the foot there.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Well guess what Jack Osborne has responded?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh in kine Jack Osborne fashion, Oh boy, hey Roger Waters?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You Oh okay? Well, very Osborne of him? Oh pathetic
and out of touch.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You've become the only way you seem to get attention
these days is by vomiting out bull beep in the press.
My father always thought you were a beep British word for.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Beep British for me, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Thanks for proving him right. And then a clown face emoji.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay, only didn't really say anything. I just shot back
said you're basically your digead. Yeah, that'll be dick fair enough.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
My Chemical Romance have some rumors flowing around about new
music at the show we were at on Friday night.
So a portion of the show has each member of
My Chemical Romance punching their time cards using a fake
time clock as they show up for their shift in
a fictional band called the Black Parade. Yes, a close
up photo of the time clock from the August twenty
(22:07):
ninth stop at Soldier Field revealed the clock to be
twelve twelve. A lot of people are saying that they
believe that is the date when they will release new music.
There's no real, substantiated anything about that.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
But Christmas, My Chemical Romance, Christmas Chemical Romance, My Christmas Romance,
My Chemical Santa like it.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yep, it's Gerard Way Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
He might be I could say it. Hi.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
We drops down the Chimney and goes, oh, here comes
yes God, Maria. What if you came?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
What if you heard a rumbling in the living room
and it was December twenty fourth and he.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Was like, hey girl, I'd have to make assumptions and say, hello,
Santa gave you to me. You live here now, sar
you can't leave, And then I would kidnap. I think,
Gerard Way, Yes, who's missus class? I don't ever miss
the club.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Speaking of big shows that happened over the weekend, System
of a Down in town, and we have learned from
a podcast that Darren from System of a Down wrote
ninety five percent of all System Down music, System of
a Down music and lyrics.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh cool, kind of interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
He was the guy that showed up at the Cubby
Bear in Wrigleyville when they're like completely random. Happened to
be a System of a Down cover band on stage,
and he jumped on and played with him and sang
with him and stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So fun. I like that a lot, very very cool.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
So for all the rock news you need in the
concert calendar, just head over to Rock nine to five
five saw those guys in town with newfound glory in
the Offspring Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. We
are the Morning match.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Bit very email of you you post on social media?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, do you consider yourself classy? I try to be.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, I actually took something down this morning I posted yesterday,
so it's like somebody might interpret it that the wrong way.
I just don't want to make I don't want to
make people upset, and I think being a non classy
piggy boy would get people, you know, worked up.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'm trying to be classy piggy boy. I'm trying to
be better in life.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You know, I'm calling you that from now on, your
non classic piggy boy. I think that they we have
kind of different rules too, because we're public figures, so
we're posting to kind of entertain, which is different from
normal like people posting.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
And there is a list of the classy things that no, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Classy people never post these things on social media. Jesus Christ,
I'm gonna find out how classy I get.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It turns out I'm not at all.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
But no surprise, there number ten relationship details.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't air like my dirty laundry. When I did
the divorce playlist. People are like, oh my god, you're
making this public. I'm like, actually, I'm not. I'm not
really saying anything. I'm saying, hey, these are of.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
War song exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That's that number nine constant check ins. So like when
you're always like, hey, checking in him at the car wash.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Hey, just check it on Facebook, getting mazzarella sticks at applebas.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, oh yeah, because because you could actually check in
or four square remember four for god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Posting about every meal, well, I do do that.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You don't post on every night, but like the nice ones,
I feel like I do like it.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I think that food is kind of art. And sometimes
when you have like that beautiful plate of food in
front of you.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Like, man, that's a sexy.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Also, I don't know, there are some guys that like
their social media is only food, and I kind of
think that that's a green flag.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Like, well listen, I'm in Yeah, hit me up, fellas,
hit me up fellas.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, Well they don't they wanted classy piggy boy like you.
Yeah right, revealing too much about kids, yes, yeah, I
don't like that. I read this thing that was like,
don't give your child a digital footprint. Before they can
consent to even having one.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I see people cover their kids face up pictures and stuff,
and then people who don't, and I just think, no,
I don't know. I always think would I do that?
I probably wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I started posting my stepdaughter when I was really early
on in my career, and then as soon as I
got any version of following and started getting creepy messages,
it was like, oh, they're going to send those to
her too, So now I took her off everything smart
posting unflattering pictures of others.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, I'm not going to stop doing that. That's hilarious.
It's so funny. No, I mean, like the other person
has to be in on it.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
But like at my chemical Romance, there is a picture
of me, your friend I think, and my roommate Ashley,
and like they were taking a selfie together, and then
I got into the bottom of it at like the
last second, so it was just.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Like, ah, the bottom and of course she posted it.
She should. You should definitely post that picture.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's hilarious, But like, yeah, don't do the thing where
you look really good photo and then you don't pay
attention to anyone else in the picture. And then you
post it and then your friend's like, hey, you see
how my eyes are rolled into the back of my skull.
Let's not do that.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Engaging in political rants, yes, just skip all of it.
It sucks because, like I do think that there should be,
like conversation people bright should be the issues that there
can't be, And you're not going to change anyone's mind
and you're just going to piss people off.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
So much easier to skip it.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, you gotta sharing inappropriate jokes or memes. Yeah, I'm
going to keep doing that. I'm not again, I'm not
over here pretending to be glassy on social media bragging
about wealth or possessions. If I had wealth or possessions,
I would probably brag.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Up.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I put a picture of me on a PJ on
a what private jet? Oh rich? People say it. I
stole it off someone social media. It's like, wow, that's
how you say that, huh PJ baby, Well you're a
classy piggy boy. Number two over sharing personal drama. Listen,
nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares about you, Zarama. Although there
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are some people that just need to vent and.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I'm like, invent away right, sure, whatever, But Again, no
one's gonna classify you as like a classy.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
If you're trying to get your potential employer is not
going to look at that and go, yeah, you know what,
I want to hire this person who can't keep their
mouths shut.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Call your friends, yeah, just call them up or therapists. Finally,
number one, criticizing others. What am I supposed to post about? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
If I'm not criticizing you and Maris, I don't know
how to live. Yeah, that's all I do is criticize others.
I try not to, but.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's bad habits I've gotten to do. It's too easy.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't know that I actually do. I just kind
of post content at this point.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I do right up here on my head those ones anyway.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Cargo's rock station, the morning mash Pit is on.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
On Bush on boom Well, coming down trom Bush. This
is my favorite story of the week, is it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
The neighbors in Massachusetts condominium compleat watching news coverage of
a body wrapped in a blanket found in the backseat
of a Honda Civic outside of hospital. So you're sitting
at home, you're watching the news. Their breaking news story
comes on there's a dead body found in a Honda
out by a hospital. These people came to the startling
realization that they unwittingly helped the suspect move the body.
(29:17):
According to authorities, it's like a really major f up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Incidentally ate and in embedded today, have you ever seen
the Leonardo DiCaprio meme where he's on the couch and
he's pointing, did you see the news and you're like
that looks a lot like yeah, that was our neighbor. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh Man.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Cops found an unresponsive man wrapped in multiple blankets secured
with duct tape. Doctors pronounced him dead. He was later
identified as twenty seven year old Dick Clon Perry. The
suspect fled though after dropping the body there before you know,
fled the scene. The detectives investigated people who lived at
the condominium they helped one of their neighbors said they
helped one of their neighbors move a quote large heavy
(29:56):
blanket into a black Honda Civic. When they asked what
it was, the suspect said that it was a quote,
hockey goalie mannequin which was filled with water. Well, the
filled with water is quite a touch because, like we
were talking about this off the air a little bit,
the hockey goalie mannequin does it's too stiff, right, Yeah,
But if it's filled with water, you're gonna get a
little bit of play in there. So you wouldn't think
(30:19):
if it was a body that was moving back and forth,
you wouldn't think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I don't think that you would think anything of it anyway,
you know, Like it takes a lot of leaps and
bounds to go from I'm helping my neighbor move something
to this thing is a dead body, right, even if
it's clearly one wrapped up, you're not thinking that you're
moving a dead body. So your brain's just like not
going to go there. Plus, I mean this, that'd be
more sloshing than like human moving, you know what I mean. Also,
(30:45):
maybe Rigor Mortis was in play already. That's true too,
he could have been stiff. The cops collected several items
of evidence of the condo. Those included clothing, surveillance cameras,
and swabs of suspected blood. So even though there was
some sort of blood around, nobody really I took notice
if somebody my neighbor said hey.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Can you help me move this real quick? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
And it was a hockey man. He was like, it's
a hockey mannequin. I probably wouldn't even think about. You
don't think, yeah, yeah, let's get it out quick. I
got things to do.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's like yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean you ever listened to like any true crime
podcasts or shows, That's always what you hear them say
when they talk about getting questioned by cops. They were like,
I had no idea what was even going on because
my brain would never go there. There was no point
during my day where I thought, oh, yes, a major
crime has occurred and it happened in my vicinity.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You just don't go there with your brain doesn't let
you do it. Reports say that Perry was a chef
who lived in Portland, Maine. He's the guy that was
murdered or dead. Perry's friends sold the outlet that he
was a talented chef who worked as a head cook
at a local restaurant called the Grill Room. Why was
he killed? I don't know. They don't know yet. They've
yet to release a motive. But moral of the story,
don't help people.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Stay away from people, don't talk to them, don't help
them just go there.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You know, I'm a little busy today.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I guess it could be a hockey manakin, Now that's true.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Ah, nothing makes me mister Bright's side like Booze Baby
Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, buddy, Hey remember push pops not like the candy one,
not the lollipop one, just like frozen popsicle push yep.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I hate those things. You could never get them to push.
They always had like there's a lot of resistance on
the push and the little plastic thing that you had
to push on would hurt my fingers. Or what about
the like cardboard ones, the ones I don't know, well,
did it have the like it's like a straw on
the bottom that you used to push it through.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, I'm thinking of a different ones, but those ones
also did exist. I'm thinking now we're getting side dragged. Yeah,
I'm thinking of the tropic cano like cardboard ones that
you just like kind of squea juice ones.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, yea yea yeah yah yeah yeah yeah yeah. That
now if that.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Could get you drunk, let's go, yeah, right, Miller high
Life has which I don't know, that's where I went from.
But regardless, they have launched a boozy frozen push pop. Okay,
so last summer it was all about the spaghett not
the Spaghettiet.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The spik got.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's a Miller High Life beer topped with a splash
of apparol and some lemon juice. And so now they've
turned that into a frozen pushbop. It supposedly tastes like
a citrus sorbet with a subtle beer finish.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
That sounds awesome. I love a good beer finish. These
boys from Green Day are so nice.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
They got me a case for all of my BASKETSOD
Morning mash bed on rocking ninety five to five, Mikey,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh my favorite? That's all right?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
That's right, a big one. As we learned a little
bit ago from our boy Eddie Partia. Cubs are winning
in dramatic fashion out at Wrigley last night another one.
He pulled off a tight four to three win over
the Atlanta Braves. Comes took control early with four run
innings sparked by a three run homer from Kyle Tucker
and an RBI from Ian Happ and showeda Immonaga got
(34:16):
the win, delivering six strong innings with only three runs allowed.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh boy, good news. There.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Cubbies play again tonight against the Braves at Wrigley. Game
time six forty and now this is this is big news.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Go ahead and hit the song. Oh oh the White
Sox one.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, I have to stop that one, okay, and then
I start this one. I know how to do things.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'm impressed here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
White Sox beat the Twins yesterday. Oh okay, all right,
twelve to three.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Andrew BANATTENI Ben Attendi God, I can never say his name.
Ben Attendy was the star of the night. He went
four for five, launched two home runs, and drove five RBIs.
The dominant effort rightly earned the moniker the Andrew Ben
Attendee Game.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Him to have chicken tenders named after him.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Ben Attendees, Bennett Maria, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I know somebody should use that. I am a sports contributor.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Kyle Teele and Sosa each hit solo homers. Brian Ramos
said as Park crucial rally with a two run double
in the fifth inning, and Brooks Baldwin added to the
offense with multiple hits. Into the game with three hits total,
just a dominating game from the White Sox.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I gotta be honest, it's fun watching the White Sox,
like I feel like they're getting better.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's I've been having so much fun watching them.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I know you op to all the games. I watched
all of them, everything including Maria. How many days do
we have until the Bears season opener?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Five? Oh? Okay, A definitely right.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Monday Night Football seven fifteen under the big lights, Minnesota
Vikings at Soldier Field.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Give me some Ben attendees and honey mustard.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
The news from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Researchers in Poland, Italy and Cyprus are developing a robot
goat to work with forestry experts. The robot goat will
walk through rugged terrain to count trees, collect samples, and
even scan for artifacts, all while reducing the need for
human labor and hard to reach areas, because God, if
(36:24):
we need anything right now, it's a reduction in human workforce.
The first prototype is expected in twenty twenty six. The
hope is the robot goat will improve conservation and protect
evidence of human history and around two thousand protected areas
of forest in Europe.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's gonna be crazy when there's robot animals running around.
I've thought about the humans, but I didn't think about
it if we had robot You're just out for a
hike and a goat runs across your path and you
just hear like robot sounds robot goat. But why not
just normal goats? Well, because this can scan things that
can use you know, image, you know, like a goat
can go clear some land. That's true.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Thing can really go out and count things. Probably takes video.
They could just tap into it anytime, be like, oh
the goat fell down, Let's see what's going on. Oh
there's a rock fell over the trail out there.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I takes some jobs from archeologists as well, true very
true artifacts and things of the future. Yeah, I just
feel like we could have done with only the goats,
just normal goats and everything else could have We could
have benn't know, preserved some jobs from AI and robots,
But why would we do that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
No, that's not looking good. It's not looking great.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's looking like next are going to have goats in
the robot side and the inevitable human versus robot board
that's gonna play on our sympathies. There's gonna be someone
being like, no, you can't hurt the kids. No, they're
not even gonna see the irony in the pun. And
then we're gonna lose the Anvil Universus Robot War.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War. Shook you wild night. Oh that doesn't like
sound enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Are we sure that they're having sex because that doesn't
sound like how it's supposed to go, Like Mike, like
genuinely think about a f A woman shook.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
You all night a long time.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
That's a lot, although if it were Sydney Sweeney and
you were getting a very specific kind of jiggle shake,
shake and rub sha shake wait me all night long.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I got to take my dog to the vet. Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Never had to take your cat. I feel like cats
are more self sufficient than.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
They are and I but yeah, no, you have to
take them every now and then.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
First of all, shots, but second, well, like if something's
going anytime, a cat's not eating, big issue.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
My dog's a wheezer right now, he's does he look
like Buddy Holly, how do you know say it ain't so?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh man? What are you doing after work? What's what
Ria Palmer do after the show?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Each day, I.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Have to read Marius's letter that he wrote to us
today out for the week.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, and I got to put that on social media.
And then I'll go to the gym. Oh, how's the gym.
It's going well? Ish, I didn't need to go to
the gym. I can do two pullets and then I'm
going to smoke a whole bunch of weed to pass out.
Can I tell you that far? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah,
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