It's Been A Hell Of A Week!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
He doesn't say give it away now. He says give
it away now. He does like a tongue roll, give
it away now.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
The most Anthony Ketas thing ever.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Do you know they didn't used to be at the
Red Hot Chili Peppers When they first started they were
remind me, Oh, I will Tony Flow and the Majestic
Masters of Mayhem.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I love that so much better.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I want to call him Tony Flow.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
And with the mustache that he's been sporting these days,
he looks like a Tony Flow more than an Anthony Ketas.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hmm, what that's definitely porn star name too.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's definitely a sixty year old guy who dates twenty
year old chicks, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And he does. It's Morty rock.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Down five five. My name's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm Mariss, I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh we did it, boys?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What day is it?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
By the way, Oh, it happens to.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Be Ree shamesaw Fried. Not now you're going to but
soon we're not going to answer when no, I'm not
going to tell no.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Just be ready, be at the ready.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Probably we want to give you a chanceaw one of two?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I like that, thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
King?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Right sure, Scar. Yeah, oh yes, Scar, Yes, that's just
one part of the busy day today as we get
you ready for Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm already on Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, we're there, already on their way to work, knowing.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
How do we just get through this today?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hopefully you have a half day and you're taking us
with you for your whole day.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Everyone has a half day if they're a good enough actor.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh no, we've got the black log.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
It's so close to doing that this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
My health has been compromised spread sheets today on the
show prep here man diagnosed with parrot chlamydia coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is this how you're going to tell us?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
We already started with the email notifications getting on air.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't even hear it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh, never mind, all right, I'm on top of my
stuff today.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Is this Miss Haley Williams.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Miss Williams herself.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
On Chicago's rock station of a Friday treat.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Now w c CHI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's a little burp.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So if you burt through jeans, will we be able
to smell it?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I know I'm gonna try that today.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You better know.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm gonna just blast one off in my pants and
then I'm gonna run for the door. You guys say
that the one second it takes me to get to
the door, it will all come out of my pants.
I think that I can get outside the studio before
any wafting starts happening.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh, because it's the initial like puff out that has
the most force behind it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Like wherever that puff happens, you're smelling it there.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I predict Michael goes home early today because you're going
to don't tell me what the.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Wait a minute, sounds like a good time for everybody else.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We're looking at good weather.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Actually a few clouds around this morning, they're gonna burn off,
gonna be mostly sunny today, kind of chili though. I
have sixty three, and then the weekend looking partly sunny
and highs and the low sixties all weekend long. Not bad,
that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, I'll take it down the hatches. Somehow. Chicago's going
to get its first hurricane.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I know, right, Oh, don't do that. It's just going
to be a snowstar blizzard.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Is it even hurricane season yet? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Whatever I in the Midwest, it's going to be the
opposite true tornadoes.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
For sure. We don't get hurricanes in the Midwest. Right
the remnants of a hurricane have reached up here.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Get the outer bands.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, okay, it'll be a lot of rain, but nothing crazy,
not as crazy as this this woly Moly eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty first chains off.
We're just cranking them out today because we love you.
That's the reason we love you. We want you to
have a chainsaw going into Memorial Day weekend eight four

(04:06):
four ninety five fifty b collar ten on free chainsaw
Friday Rock ninety five five. Are we speaking with Steven? Yes,
you are at Top of the Morning.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Top of the Morning, Stephen with a V or pH
a V.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
The V's the only one that matters.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, stem to the V.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I like that a lot. So yes, what are you
up to this Friday?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
What do you got planned for a Memorial Day weekend?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Celebrate Memorial Day, hanging out with family and friends and
hopefully putting my uniform.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mind at doing the merch with my unit.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
What branch army, Nice go.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Army, shout out, shout out, you know what else you
need with that? Who?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, please change soa my.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Man, you got our first chainsaw of the day, and
please tell us what you're gonna do with said chainsaw.
A whole bunch of yard work night, trimped down some
trees and thin out the herd.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I like that, Stephen, not incriminating himself on air. No
plots for murder, he said. I was giving him the
benefit of the day list.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
We gave the soldier the chansaw Memorial Day weekend, and
we wash our hands of it. That's not a gifting, Stephen.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
You got our first one, with a second one coming
up later on the morning.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Moshmit, because it is free.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Chainsaw fried cheerio Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
That's how you gonna opened the cheerio?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Is this thing long?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
It's time for one of my favorite things we do
every day. We get into the front lines of.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
The inevitable, mikey, inevitable.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's a crucial word, inevitable. Okay, got human rabon.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
This one's kind of dark, well hearing, Yeah, I just
want to prepay you well. Hearing arguments in a wrongful
death lawsuit, a federal judge ruled against the First Amendment
rights of AI chat bots first miment being the free
speech one, got it. The suit was filed by Megan Garia,
who alleges that her fourteen year old son Quote fell

(06:48):
victim to a Character AI chatbot that pulled him into
an emotionally and sexually abusive relationship that led to his suicide.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I thought they were just happy. You're just telling you
good things to do with your life and give any advice. Nope,
does it say where?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Like what platform?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It doesn't say right now.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
The developers behind Character Ai were seeking to have the
suit dismissed, claiming that the chat bots had free speech protection.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
The lawsuits now.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Able to move forward because no, you can't get give
your very programmable chat bots free speech protection.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's a program.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You decide what the thing says, so you can't just
say whatever it wants, and.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's leading kids down the wrong road.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's scary. There's so many right problems with this.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Right there has to be some code written in there
that protects the chatbot from maybe even discussing sexual things
with underage users.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
God, I saw something the other day that said, and
I'm going to get the numbers wrong on this, but
you'll get the idea.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Basically.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
It was like chat gpt now has an IQ of
six hundred. They expect in two months it'll have an
IQ of thirty five thousand or something crazy, you know
what I mean. Like, it's going so fast that even
the people trying to restrict it and trying to, you know,
passing legislation takes forever to slow something down. It's going
so fast that they just can't stop the train.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's terrifying because we were just talking about yesterday, like hey,
you used to go out and you're not get caught
doing stuff, But now everybody's watching it. Now you have
to key in on your kids and your elderly family members, like, hey,
be careful who and what you're talking to on the internet.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Especially because this is a piece of technology that frankly,
the general populace is not really going to be able
to wrap their heads around. And that's gonna leave a
lot of room for abuse from the people running it
that will do things like this like say no, no, no,
that chatbot should have speech protection. And if someone doesn't
understand how it works and doesn't understand that literally someone
could just go in and write.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Code to help program how that robot speaks, They're not
going to know that.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
They're going to be like, oh right, oh god, Now
there's this whole moral quandary.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Tell the robots are writing code for the robots, don't
you dare?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
And then those robots funny, don't you dare?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Is that's actually something they're working towards. Literally, Oh my god,
And that's how they get you.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
That's how we lose control.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's how we lose control.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You've lost it.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Go from human oversight writing codes, then the robots write
the codes, and then the robots write codes to give
humans oversight, and then they win the inevitable human versus
robot war.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
The Morning Marshpit on Rock ninety five to five, as
we coast you into your Memorial Day weekend. Remember who's
that Rocky the Rooster will have another thousand dollars for
you today starting at eight. Take advantage because we all
need that money right now.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
A great way to start your weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Take advantage of that cock, get some money. Rocky the
Rooster on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Nice, I thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
According to wallet Hub, fifty eight percent of Americans are
planning a barbecue this weekend. They looked at what type
of meat each state bought more than other states from
Memorial Day.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
And we know I'm going to be so mad.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Let's start with the Midwest. The entire Midwest is upset
with and this is, by the numbers, brought worst a
lot of barbecue almost every would you say, Maria, I
don't think it's I don't when I think barbecue, I
don't think brought worst either.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Not that it's bad.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
We like me it brought worst, But I don't think barbecue.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'd like to rewind a second here. Why what's not
barbecue about?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I guess it can be that brought wars kind of
can be because it can be made of pork.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Barbecues for pork.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
We were poor grown up, so it was just dogs
and barbe.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Sometimes a beef brisket maybe, but hot dogs and hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's not a.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Barbecue you're grilling. Oh, a barbecue. There's a whole art
form to a barbecue.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Okay, well, it's different.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Let's take it back a little bit here.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
They say here every state from Ohio to Colorado bought
tons of rots over Memorial Day weekend last year. Texas, California,
and most states out west are into steak for Memorial
Day weekend. Skirt steak in Texas, ribbis in Arizona, tea
bones in Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, and Mexico. And beef flap
in California. Yeahs oh, I love a good beef flapping.

(11:03):
Yeah for me.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Like when you say barbecue, that's and getting out the grill,
cooking on the grill, And I hear what you're saying
in that barbecue pit master. You're smoking your meat all day,
You're spraying it down, You're getting those smoke rings.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
With all hours of get you're smoking a brisket for
a full.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Day green egg. I do not have time for the
amount of commitment and dedication, waking up early and doing
all that other stuff. But yeah, our patients barbecuing. The
antithesis is opening that grill, lighting those coals, getting that
gas going. If you're using a smoker, you use that smoker,

(11:43):
you take it.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
But you know, yeah, you know what's weird is in Hawaii,
it's frozen turkey. Oh, frozen turkeys a big thing in Hawaii.
Ribs across the south Northeast putting meat between bread, and
three states have serious affection for chicken burgers. Washington, Monte
in North Dakota.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
And if you have suggestions where to put me? Eight
four four What an interesting little vocal at the end
there that led Zeppelin song.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
The oo.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Like it takes a specific kind of musical genius that
we know lued Zeppelin possesses to hear a track and
be like, I know exactly what vocal I want to
put over this, and it's going to be a weird,
spooky ghost thing you just coming down.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I like little neat things like that in music.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
M hmm.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
This is why we're Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Damn straight, we rock out. Yeah, and we're getting ready
for Memorial Day weekend, which brings the thoughts upon the
most glorious vacation weekend and what that entails for you.
Oh oh okay, now that's okay.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, it can't be sundresses this weekend. It's too cold.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I know, well, I mean, I mean, where there's a
will there's a way. A matter of fact, ladies on
a chili weekend, we would love the sun dresses.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, all right, and then you'd give us crap for
being cold. I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah you're always tall, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
But yeah, when you think about your perfect vacation, what
does that entail for you? Beach?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, I was about to say a beach some weird
mm hmm. But also a little adventure.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, I can say a little cocaine, you know what.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Else maybe a little okay, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
No, but that really reveals a lot about you that
you would think that that's the next natural stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, I want a little adventure.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I want some rest and relaxation, but that I also
want to go do things, but like for fun, because sometimes, yeah,
if I take a vacation and I just do nothing
the whole time, I don't really feel that rested by
the end.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm okay with a whole nothing vacation. When I was
in Zanzibar, the beaches, I avoided them because I was
terrified because I was like them, tides are going to
come in. I'm gonna get stuck somewhere. I'm walking around
in town and then they're gonna it's gonna be midnight
and I'm coming back to the resort and they're like,
where you been.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I'm like, fella, falls asleep on the beach, ends up
on like a little island out there.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
You just hell and I can't swim. So but some
of the most serene moments for me sun beaten down.
I got my bottle of water, I got my headphones
in listening to music, and I'm just walking for miles down.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Okay, Glorious last year went to Maui and did pretty
much nothing like for the most part, we were just
relaxing a lot. And then we just went to Florida
where we had top to bottom schedule the whole time.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
What's going on? Keep gone, keep gone?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
And I think that I would rather be not busy.
If I'm picking, I would rather do nothing. Yeah, I'm
with you, Marris. I think if I'm going on vacation,
I want to just relax. But then again, you do
want to do a little something.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't want anything scheduled.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I want I want the option for there to be stops.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Like, I think the way that I did it wrong
in Zanzibar because I did two days on and in
two days off. In that first day off, I was couched,
I was sleep I was just eating, rehydrating, and then
did it again, did two days going out and gall advancing.
So it's just got you got to have balance and
what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh yeah, and if I'm going to do stuff, it
has to be in the middle. I want my first
two days if I have this much time, day that
you get there and day after are just recover from
travel days. And then last two days day before and
day that you leave are get ready for travel days.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
What's the location?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
You're picking a place, and I get that we haven't been.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I haven't been to many places. I loved Turks and Caicos,
but I do want to go someplace.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I want to go to Mexico. I'm been to Mexico yet,
Portabaarta or something to Spain.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I think I kind of want to go back to Thailand. Yeah,
and I know it's like a big to do to
go back somewhere I've already been, but that was that
was an experience maybe all the France ninety five fifty.
What does your dream vacation look like? Is it relaxing?

(16:04):
Is it busy? And where do you want to go?
Do you take the kids? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Oh no, we said vacation, relaxing, vacation.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
You take your kids on vacation.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Guess what we were taking care of your kids in
a beautiful location.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Nothing has changed.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
It starts with Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
I just all agree with Maria. It ain't a barbecue
unless you got a fork or something. I'm cooking a
hundred pound pig tomorrow with seven chickens on the side.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Who so you can't barbecue chicken?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Oh yeah, you can say I'm seven chickens, but you
have to have it as far as it brought worst. Yeah,
you can cook those while you're waiting for the other
food to get done.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's fair. Yeah, you got You gotta have something to
nibble on to keep you satiating. Right, it's a meat man.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Wouldn't that pig comes off the spit the boy?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Look out, hey, Mike, where where is this pig being spitted?

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Donald wilm on the river?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I'm coming by, awesome, Eat me some fresh smoked pork. Mike.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Don't you get pissed off when you get invited to
a barbecue and you pull up and it's hot dogs
and hamburgers.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Well, I'm gonna know beforehand. Usually I'm the one who
winds up cooking.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't even show up unless I'm cooking.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Fair enough hamburgers. I'm bringing my own, you know what.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Mike, I quite enjoyed this call. In fact, high five, buddy.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Here is a fifty dollars gift card too, or maybe
it might be twenty dollars gift card. Here's a fifty
dollars gift card to Capri Cafe. You are good to
go cook, get some paraphernalia, and make sure you get
smoked while you're smoking that meat. Okay, absolutely, hell yeah, buddy,
you hang on the line.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Okay, we're gonna get your info.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
All right, cool ninety five five rock?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, yeah, you you shouldn't have said soaking meats like
that's not what.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I meant were in the context you got it, okay.
I mean, if you want to circle around and.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Ruined, buy an Internet comments section for a long time, all.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Right, and so long that I feel weird that even
said ruined right there.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Bring the room down, don't you know, don't I'm not
going to Oh.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, but I am going to keep you informed. I'm
just gonna put a positive spin on the news headlines.
We're going to get through this together. This is bad news, bears.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Well it will be this. Hold on, We're not on
vacation yet, I swear. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
This is bad news bears this time? Akay, we go there.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, a small plane crashed into a San Diego neighborhood,
killing multiple people and leaving.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
A trail of torch debris.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Man shoots kills stepson in Fortnite argument. Oh my god,
everybody saved the shooting for the video games. Dad's ex
girlfriend charged in five year old's death. So we're learning
stepparent's really taking a loss on this one. Man pleads
guilty to starting wildfire while cremating dog boy.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, I take that to all.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's a bad day. Man, You're pretty sad.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
All of this is just bad news bears.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
That was that was epically bad.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, it was a struggle to even get there, Maries.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
It was it was nobody struggling worse than the sky.
Who's got parrot chlamydia? Did you guys know parrot chlamydia
was a disease.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
I want to know how he got it. Yeah, that's
on the way on Rock.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Rock ninety five five your final fare of kids Bob
tickets will be up for grabs during a ninety five
minutes commercial free later today at nine, and you will
get a very special Maria Bapa as well.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I'll just tell you right now. It'll be to Rob
Zombies Dragula.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh, a big tease today. Taste like that a lot?
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Two words I never thought i'd say in my life
and on the radio parrot chlamydia.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Weirdly, I feel like that's predictable for me.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
A young Chinese man was diagnosed with parrot chlamydia, a
flu like deadly bacterial disease that he got by accidentally
inhaling chicken poop. M also known as pistol kaskis the
illness that leads to his lungs becoming quote ground glass
opaque with a hazy pattern that usually shows up in

(20:42):
those with viral pneumonia or COVID nineteen.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
He's super sick.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
And they say that he was just cleaning a chicken
coop and that like breathing it in and that's how
he got it right. I don't believe that.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
How do you think, Mike?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Have you ever seen the Chicken Effer episode of South Park?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
And I don't know. He's like, how did you get
that peric chlamydia? It's like covering the parrot's mouth because
it'll talk.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
In his lungs? What is he doing?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
My god? I imagine being on a dating app and
we'd be like, oh, I can't go out this weekend.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I've got that's a special kind of freaky.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Your lungs.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Stay at home with my parrot.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Polly want a cracker?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, doctor said.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Initially they they thought the man from the ze Zeyhing
province had a normal respiratory infection, but a chess scan
revealed something more serious. His lungs had quote ground glass opacities,
a hazy pattern that usually shows up in people with
viral pneumonia.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Okay, here's here's like a weird plot twist that we
didn't plan for this break because we are looking at
what I thought was the same story and it kind
of is, except mine says, it's a fifty four year
old man in hungry and that's why he got so thin.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
So the real question is wow?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Is this story real or is this an outbreak we've
been duped by?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Is this a parrot chy?

Speaker 4 (22:09):
We have a parent chalmydia problem?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh no, parent chlamydia pandemic.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I guess we have to work from home.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Hey, remember that four day weekend from the last pandemic?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Lea bring that back weekend? I know the remote work?

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Oh no, Ill, Now here's five or so things with Mayris?
Why does he always drop his bands doing this part
of the show?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
I find it discomforting?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
We got six things today? Michael farted hey in studio,
surprised himself. You ever seen a dog surprised at farted?
That was my right? And then he ran out of
the studio and very gratifyingly, do you.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Guys smell anything though in the studio?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Did you let it out? In the student?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
I did it full too, and then I ran for
the door, kind of we're gonna okay.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
While she's doing that the first of actual five things,
she's lofting big movie weekend right behind me. She's putting
her hands up to her mission impossible.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
The final reckoning is I.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Don't get anything, but you seem like the kind of
guy who'd like give himself a peppermint enema to make
sure your sports don't smell.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
So, I don't know that's disgusting. Coffee. Yeah, if you're
looking for something to do this Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
The movies are in full swing with Mission Impossible, the
final Reckoning in studio in theaters, the eighth movie of
the series, and Tom Cruise is going to keep this
one alive full foreva because he plans on acting until
he is one hundred. Also in theaters, Lelo and Stitch,
a live action version of the two thousand and two
animated movie, and although there were rumors that Disney stepping

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away from live action, Moulwana will be the next live
action movie. In July twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Six, Akaa, we want to go film in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Damn sight. A wheelchair bound woman was stuck in her
hotel after the elevator broke. She was stuck in her
Virginia hotel for forty two days.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
And when they said she was on the top floor,
I was like, oh, buddy, she's like on the thirtieth floor, No,
the fourth floor. She had to call the local TV
to get help with getting the elevator fixed and after
she did, the parts got ordered and the elevator got
fixed that week. She feels great to have her freedom back,
and with it being the fourth floor. I'm not saying

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get a team together and help carry her out, but
there were options.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I would sue the crap out of them. That is
negligence to she degreed.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
We'll own that hotel.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, if you're looking for late night snacks, look no
further than McDonald's as they're getting ready to enter summer hours,
which means you'll be able to get your late night
cravings in with McDonald's. And they're getting ready to go
on a very big hiring spree as they're looking to
hire over third three hundred and seventy five thousand new
employees this summer. Well, a lot of employees.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Good, they'll have enough people to bring back twenty four
to seven breakfast, right McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Or the chicken wrap, that's what we want.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
When does the snack rap hit?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
We've missed our May deadline, so we're looking at June, July, August,
and September for the fifteenth for big snack wreck. We'll
be waiting on that. Oh my god, it's perfect little life.
You will learn as soon as it comes back, gives
a university commencement speech at Maryland, providing these words of advice.

(25:44):
Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want,
consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side
by side, because life is better when you leap together.
That's true.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
You should give that speech to his wife, miss.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
For me.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Turbulent times with those two. Indeed, and Zach Braff is
returning to Scrubs. Scrubs is being rebooted. No date on
when that will actually happen, and as of right now,
Zach Braff is the only cast member from the original
series that will be making the return, and as a
fan of Scrubs, I'm very excited for this one.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'm only watching if Doctor Cox comes back.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh necessary, Yeah, violently necessary.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Indeed, you know what else is necessary? Necessary?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Today? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Show eight four four ninety five fifty. Yess you want
to chainsaw this Memorial Day weekend and we want to
give it to you, but you have to be caller
ten eight four four five ninety five fifty because it
is free chas right ninety five. Are we speaking with Howard? Yes,

(27:03):
you are Holaday.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Good morning, Happy Friday, Friday.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
How war.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Are you doing?

Speaker 7 (27:11):
How weird?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Okay, alright, I like how weird?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Do Howard made me that one?

Speaker 7 (27:18):
How weird?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
How weird? I like it?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I like it?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
What do you got planned for this Memorial Day weekend?

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Right now doing something? Gonna plant the garden now back
you know, Rod, to chill the garden with the data
plants number.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Plant Okay, okay, that often involves a lot of like
woodworking too, when you're building your garden.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, I think we can help you with something right now,
what a little coincident, Howard, you've got our second chainsaw
of the day. My man, I am so happy. Yeah, yeah,
you're ready now okay, so now that you have to
change saw, what else are you going to do with

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this chainsaw this weekend?

Speaker 7 (27:59):
I got a neighbors fence. It's falling down.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
They have adjust.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Like the way you're thinking. They're how the amount of
neighbors that just are completely reckless with their trees, their fences,
their people or Howard, congratulations to you. You got our
second chainsaw of the day. But don't fret. Waltz got

(28:27):
a chainsaw, Clinger's got to chainsaws and pack a pone
has got a Chainsaw on free Chasaw.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
No, we're around and will always be around for you
on the Morning Mosh. But on Rock ninety five, I'm straight.
We like to hang. Yeah, boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Hey? You know what? I love good playoffs?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Dam right, me too?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
And right now is looking like we might get a
good final. Okay. See went up two wins.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
On Minnesota as they beat them one eighteen to one
oh three yesterday. And the series that has me infatuated.
Oh Pacers Nicks at Madison Square Garden tonight at seven
and I'll be locked in. You can have a beer,
It's some nice food. Ready to watch this one because
it's going I can see it going seven. Knickerbocker and

(29:24):
don't ask me what a knickerbocker is because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Mikey, do you know what a knickerbocker is?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
On a second?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, go on.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
But yes, very excited. We also did not have any
action from a let base bar. You're not watching the
Cobs tonight, maersk.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
I'll be busy watching baseball basketball.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
My friend.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Knickerbocker can mean a few things depending on context. Historically,
it was clothing referred to Dutch settlers in New York
during the sixteen hundreds. They were their knickerbockers.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Wikipedia says it's a term that can refer to a person, placed, thing,
or event related to New York City or its culture.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Dutch heritage is what I'm getting to.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
So they also could have named the team vaguely New York.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Baseball. He's back today, though, thank you. White Sox at.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Home against the Rangers, Small Point Cubs at Red's both
night games tonight. Yeah, it'll be fun. Lots of sports
going on this weekend. Also, let's go over to the
hockey world real quick, can we? Yes, this is kind
of a big news here. The Chicago Blackhawks have named
a new head coach.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
My god, who is it? Jeff blash Hole. Is this good?
Blash Hill? Is this good?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I think it's really good. He was Tampa Bay's assistant
coach from twenty twenty two to twenty twenty five. They
won some big championships there. He was the Red Wings
coach from twenty fifteen to twenty twenty two and has
just been going ever since. Down in the AHL and
everything else. Looks like a you know, more kind of
a young guy. The forty second head coach of the Blackhawks.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
What.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I can't believe there's a team called red Wings?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
How dare you the sports officionado over here? Awesome? No explaining.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Do you think they all have them? Do you think
they all have their red wings?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay? These are hockey players.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
One way or another, you.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Didn't get the joke, but now we're there.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Whether it's a fuck in the pace or something else.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
That's cz.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Everything is fine.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I'm speaking of hockey and last night's NHL Eastern Conference
Final to Florida Panthers dominated the Carolina Hurricanes five to nothing,
taking a two oh series lead. Matthew to Chuck led
the charge with a goal and an assist, showcasing the
aggressive play.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Beautiful. Yeah, pretty cool. And now the news not news,
news not news, situation of it all.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
The MLB All Star Game.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's baseball.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
This is weird because news broke yesterday at what three
four o'clock that Wrigley Field is getting the MLB All
Star Game.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
And it wasn't an official source, but everybody got somebody
got a source, got someone who's touched to it, close
to it.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
This came down from the sports station here in town,
and I was talking to you, Marrison, You're like, I
know that guy and he like has the inside scoop. Yes,
so am I tell me if I'm not doing this right?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, go ahead, no, go run through your part.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Somebody heard that this is going down. They've made a
decision somewhere, but the announcement isn't coming till the end
of summer, and someone may have just sort of eleaked
the words early. Although the Cubs have come out and
said we deny making that statement. They have to it's
not official. We don't have official word yet.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh so just it's technically not official, basically what I
would gather out of everything.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Will we see an All Star Game? Most likely? Yeah,
But MLB is not happy that they didn't get to
make the announcement. Cubs aren't happy that they didn't get
to make the announcement. Somebody's getting slapped on the wrist
for leaking this so early, especially since we're what a
month away from what the announcement was supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty exciting. I went to the All
Star weekend and when they did it in Seattle recently,
and it is fun, Like the whole town transforms in
Baseball town and like you can imagine Wrigleyville during the
All Star Game weekend. That'd be super fun.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
What I'm excited about is the home run derby or
celebrity game too. Yes, I mean so much fun.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
So so is this like when they get all the
best baseball players and they just make them play a game.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
And pretend to play a game. Okay, lots oftimes all
Star games are kind of like Actually, the MLB All
Star Game is pretty legit. I guess it's because they play.
It's not hurt.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, they're not like running into each other on the field.
You know.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
In football, it's much more of like a yeah, win
game type thing. I don't even think they play a
real game in football anymore.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
They have the flag football.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Oh it's flag football, got ye. And there's a bunch
of there's a bunch of other challenges which I actually
like the new format. I actually love the new format.
Just go back to Hawaii so I have a reason
to go to Hawaii. Yeah, so I like it.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
You do.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Wow, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
The All Star games. I think that's see. It's like, okay, voice,
we did it for work. Now that's just true for fun.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
And in Chicago, you know what else is great? What?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Now, here's a bit only plug there, oh sports plug
final giveaway for Rock the Country, Oh man.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
And that means this person is not only getting qualified,
but they have a chance to get the VIP upgrade
that we are giving away later this hour. It's going
to be one and we need you eight four four
ninety five fifty b collar ten so you can play
Fun to the Head with us. You're going to answer
trivia questions for you, hopefully get you these tickets, hopefully

(34:35):
get you this VIP qualification because I want you to
be at this festival to see Lynyrd Skinner, that guy
named Kid Rock Nickelback. It's gonna be one.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
How about those VIP private air conditioned bathrooms. Tell me
about it on You don't got to go to a
porta potty.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh my god, look at this crap. Look at this
eight four four fifty be our final qualifier for Fun
to the Head and you could get the VIP upgrade today.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
And now Fun to the Head on Rock.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Austin?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
You know I am Austin. Let's get there there, there
we go. How you doing buddy, I'm wonderful I got through.
Hey you did.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
There's a lot on the line today.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You gotta get those tickets to Rock the Country, a
festival for we the people, and more importantly, that also
gets you qualified for the VIP upgrade. But before we
can get you there, you need to pick one of
us to answer trivia questions for you.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Who is that today?

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Hey, I'm picking the smartest one.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I thought he was gonna say, Michael Manible someday. I've
been working on my smart.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Are you guys ready?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah? Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Hey, Austin, that was a great compliment. I don't want
to mess this up for you now, but let's get
it here we go, Please go.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Question one and oh, the timing on this question is phenomenal.
What animal has an eighty to ninety chance of having chlamydia?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
You know it's it is?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah? Which is a marsupial?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yes it is mari.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
What's the full name of the koala?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
It can be called a koala bear, and that doesn't
change the fact that it is in fact a marsupial name.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That doesn't make it a bear. I'm just making it hair.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Hey, it's genus genus either away.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I'm sorry, Austin. Austin, you don't deserve this.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Hey, kids, Oh, Michael, I'm anyone in this room.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
You are not the dad.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Shot myself in the chin and we're back. Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Go as to number two in honor of Memorial Day?
What does the Navy term galley mean?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Galli? I want let it? No? No, oh no, I'm
gonna guess on this one. Is it like a foyer,
like a walkway? No?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Is it the roomy drinking Austin for the save.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I think it's the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
It is whoa He's correct?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Oh my god, Austin, that's for you, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Austin gets the point. So Austin has two points. You
have one.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean, he's the one that gets the tickets.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
The ticket you know this one?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Question three? What family guy?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Remember does Michael quote all the time when he says giggoty?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
That would be wagmire?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Did you know, Austin that Michael has a quagmire tattoo
on the back of his calf?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
You know who I got tattooed?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
The leads the lead guitarist for bad Omens is the
guy who tattooed it on me?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I used to live in the same town as him,
and he was learning to be a tattoo artist.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I hate how accidentally cool you are.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
So to clarify, I've got two Austin technically has three.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Do we have one more?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
You got to win it as.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Okay, Austin, I got you.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Austin can save it and steal the tickets, but you
have to.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Signify the win and get it.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
And I gotta get.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It and you will.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
What Shakespeare play features the iconic line his face, no, no, no,
he knows it.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay to be or not to be?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Wasn't That wasn't gonna help me because I knew.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I knew what line it was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I don't know what you don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
What it's from? That that's the monologue.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
What's the front I try to talk myself into this play.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I'm going to give you a hint.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
It's also the play that The Lion King is written from.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Okay, Austin, thanks for no help.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I figured that that would be a commonly known fun fact.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
By that I'm out on this one. Austin, you got anything?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah? You still get the shot?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah, I was gonna say, Romeo and Julie, you didn't
even solidify the win.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Okay, well more, which Fantastic four member has the ability
to stretch their body like elastic?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Mister Fantastic, you are correct?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, Harris solidified your win. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Sure, Yeah, But.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Austin, really you are the one that earned these tickets today.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
So you you shot your lild early saying I was
a smart one in the room, and then I.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Just dropped two questions there.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
But hey, teamwork makes the dream work, which is why
you are going to see Kid Rock, nickel Back and
Leonard skinnerd at the Rock That Entry a festival for
we the people, all happening in Hastings, Michigan on June.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Thirteenth and fourteenth. Austin, who are you taking with you
to this one?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm not sure yet, but I'm gonna rock out, that's
for sure. That's what we like to Heara and Michael.
Do you have that VIP info right in front of you?
What's Austin gonna get if he wins the VIP in
let's say thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Oh, you don't gotta wait in line when you're going in.
You don't believe you could come back. You got a
little camping, You got private bathrooms, so you're not just in.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
A port a party all weekend. This is gonna be great,
all right.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
I can say if I win the VIP, it'll be
my wife.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh and if you don't win the VIP, his buddy.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Jeff probably my friend without the VIP. Oh. Also, when
you win the VIP, you also get a camping pass
as well. So if you're like Austin and you won
earlier this week, be close to your phone. Close to
your phone, because we're gonna call you. I'll let you
know if you got that VIP upgrade. Get your tickets

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at Rockthecountry dot com, and all thanks to Peace Street Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Hey, smart ones, My golly.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
It's time to York out. Yep. Good news, bad news.
The new Avengers film, Avengers Doom Day has been delayed.
Oh no, will not be coming out in May sixth.
It'll be December eighteenth. So we will get a Christmas
movie out of this.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Okay, it's probably gonna be four hours now.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I hope, so I don't have time for that.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I really do hope so that the world ends.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I like them. I like them so much.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I need to pea sometimes. I know, I know they
not miss major plot porns.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I think I think the key would be if you're
just watch it on a toilet, but you could just
like pull a little flat back on the seat and
then whizz in there. That's coming from you. Who can't
smell his own farts?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
That's so yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
To be fair, I didn't smell his fart either. Ofted
near me and I did, and I was a critic.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I have a clean butt, Peppermint and Mikey, that's right.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
But this also means that Avenger's Secret Wars is going
to be delayed as well. This is all due to
two untitled Disney films, which I'm perfectly fine with.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
The movie Secret Wars isn't about healthy gossip with each other,
just on the rumors and triangulation amongst the inventors.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Inviting what did that?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
I would actually watch it.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
I would believe the theater.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
But no, this gives them extra time to really make
the movie look and feel the way that it needs to.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
So I'm not Matt. Why don't they put screens in
the bathroom so the movie could keep running and if
you got to run to the bathroom, you could stay
caught up on the movie. Have you ever done a
double feature Mikey, if you want to call it that.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Diapersnikey, Yeah, I don't think they would.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I don't think they would do that, just because, like,
how are you going to key in on who's watching
what movie? That's true.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
You could even get to show up in the bathroom
and just sit there and watch the whole exact.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
You can have the big boys, you can have the.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Pull ups, adult diaper. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I'm not sitting in that, all right, We've gotten.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, i'd have a snuggy talk.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
We're off top Avengers delayed.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
But you know what's not gonna be delayed This VIP
upgrade that we're doing next on Rock ninety five to five.
So if you won in Funds of the Head this week,
be next to your phone. We're getting in touch with
the finalists so that we can award that VIP upgrade
for Rock the Country and kickoff ninety five minutes of
NonStop rock on Rock ninety five to five Rock ninety

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four Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Rock ninety five to five. Hello,
oh hello hello? Are we speaking with Gary right? Now Gary,
who else is talking to Gary?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
That's my co worker Bill.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Hi, Bill, he worker Bill. I'm gonna need you, guys, Bill.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
To calm down for just a second.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, we're calming him down because Gary got the VP uproad.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That country.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yes, enjoy it. I bet Bill thinks he's gonna get
to go to this too, doesn't he? But yes, Gary,
you're all set. You got the VIP upgrade for Rock
the Country, a festival for we the People with Kid
Rock Nickelback. Leonard skinnerd DJ says from Afroman and the
Ying Yang Twins and Michael let him know what that

(44:55):
VIP upgrade is.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Private entrance, private exit tickets to go in and out.
You got camping passes, you got a bathroom that's not
overflowing with It's gonna be a hell of a time.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
They Gary, are you gonna take Bill?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
This is cute? Like this, buddy, Wait, you're legitimately taking
Bill as your plus one.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Carry's wife is listening right now, Like, don't you do it? Bill?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
But Gary, I also have some additional good news for you. You
know those actual GA tickets, those regular tickets you won
earlier this week. You have those two so you technically
have four tickets to VIP t GA, so you could
bless Bill with the other ones. But that's your bill,
that's your choice, spring Bill. Okay, yeah, that's that's awesome. Wow,

(45:50):
Yeah that was Bill. Good on you for being in
the car at the right on his bill. Hey, well
don Gary, and congratulations to you.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
You got the VIP upgrade.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
A great way to go into the Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Are we doing this again next week? I believe I
just saw an email coming down, so you'll have another chance.
You can win these tickets next week.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Oh more Rock the Country VIP upgrades next week. You
know exactly where you better be right here on Rock
ninety five to.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Five, and you get that machine head right on your bush.
It's morning mush pit on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Then, yeah, boys, what are we doing.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Let's do a rock report. That's Rock news today.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
We've been hearing a lot about the uh Tommy Lee
and his wife having troubles to call it that. Well,
that Motley Crew front man Vince Neil has split from
his girlfriend Oh No Burner after affair allegations after fifteen
years together. That's a long run to be vice fat
Vince Neil's wife a girlfriend, not even wife. He didn't

(46:54):
even marry her. Oh well then, yeah, good for her.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
She just rolling with Vince out of Vince times?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Did he cheat on her?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Her girlfriend? His girlfriend Rain? Hannah?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Is her name Rain? Huh?

Speaker 9 (47:06):
Not?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
That only girl I ever knew from that name was Rain?
Had a friend named Lexis and they both worked at
a club. Rain and Hannah have officially called it quits.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And she named Lexis what was her mom named Toyota?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Those are Mercedes at that club too, of course, coming
to the stage Mercedes.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
My super name is F one fifty bomber.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah wait they According to TMZ, the Motley Crue front
man made the decision to end their relationship due to
allegations that she has been cheating on him. She is
the one that got in the plane crash. Remember she
was flying in on his private plane. Te owned another plane.
She broke a bunch of ribs and stuff. Same chick,
she's done. Good for her, that's brutal.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
How many times did he cheat on her?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah? Gross?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yeah, come onugh? Could you imagine you guys have to
put up with that?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I can't believe that Motley crew doesn't have stable long
term relationships.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Who would have thought?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Who would have thought?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Barners Kelly Hansen is quitting the band after twenty years.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
They have revealed their new lead singer, someone who was
on the television show The Voice.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh okay, I guess if.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
He can sing, you can sing, But he says that
it's time to pass the mic. He will finish out
their current tour and then go into retirement.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
They've been waiting for a guy like that. I'm tripped
to come into their band.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
And we told you earlier this week that Josh Freeze
got fired from the Foo Fighters. Yes, and he used
to play drums for a Perfect Circle and sometimes still
does and a Perfect he put out a top ten
list saying reasons he got fired from the Foo Fighters,
And one of the things on the list was that
he always required numb Chucks.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
And this was a silly, sarcastic guest.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
A Wiji board at each show is kind of funny,
right then, So a Perfect Circle heard about this, felt
bad for him and sent him a Wigi board and
nun Chucks. And now Perfect Circle also sent him a
top ten list on why they love him. Number one,
you actually make us enjoy touring, Your drumming impeccable, your
jokes slightly unhinged, a perfect combo. I'm not going to

(49:01):
read all these.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
He needs to get back to that band Bromance.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Let me give you a few more here. Number seven
on the list, Your wife's a smoke show. Yeah, we
said it, We love Nicole. Number nine wrote that list.
You make chaos look composed, even in a poodle head
or a clown sweater, meant for our grandmother's sewing circle.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Jesus.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
And number ten here that you already knew we were
going to write this list. You probably have ten more
to add to it. Freeze forever as the hashtag all love,
some love, some inter band love.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
That's all supporting.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
We still don't know who the Foo Fighter's drummer will be.
A rumor is that it will be the drummer for
Jane's Addiction now but again.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's your rock report.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Find out everything you want to know in the rock world,
including concert lists and everything up at rock nine five
five chi.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Dot com.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Now here's a bit only plug theirs. Can you hear
this smile on my face? He plugged, Maes. It is
the big smile, because big question. This is our last
four pack of Kids Bop tickets. It's over for now.
Don't do that. I have hope, don't.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
At some point it's got to sell out.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I don't know why on this of all shows, you
would have any hope.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I mean, we haven't sold it out.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
This is ridiculous, crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yes, a four pack of tickets for Kids Bob eight
four four, nine, five, five ninety five fifty. They can
be yours. You do have to be called ten to
get them. And you have to listen to today's Maria Bob.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Let's sting in your face.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Get to listen.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, yeah, get to oh sure, whatever you want to
call it.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Eight four, four, nine five, five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Maria Bop is next along.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
With us Kids Bop Ticketsop Rock ninety five five. Are
we speaking with Mia?

Speaker 7 (50:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
You are?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
He How are you going this Friday?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I'm then past love to hear that, love to hear
that we got you in the line to win some
tickets to Cooks Bob Certified Bob to you have some
loving kids that would enjoy this with you.

Speaker 9 (51:11):
I do.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I have some nieces and nephews. Okay, A very good.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
But Mia, you can be honest. You called because you
want me to sing at you, right, I mean yes, amya, Mia,
The correct answer is yes.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Didn't have to drag that out of her. All right, Miya,
strap in and get ready for it, said days and
the final all fingers crossed, the final, Maria.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Back, you get off. We got a long intro to
get through. You're a rob zombie fan.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Mia, A little.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Okay, whatever you were, you're gonna like it, probably a
little less after I am done with it, because what
I do, hear is I take the songs and then
I change the lyrics and the way that kids Bob
would but worse.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Oh god, yeah, oh you weren't prepared for this.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah, that's the correct reaction.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Table, just for one hungry son of a gun Omlet hold.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
The cheese, flip those eggs with ease. Yeah, we're at breakfast.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I'm definitely hungry.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
We're in a restaurant. We're ordering order on the fly.
Watch the line cooks. Cry Luckily, it's my.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
Turn, newbies, watch and learn. I'm gonna flip this. You
don't wanna miss this perfect. I'm a lip clip with
my spatue love. I'm gonna flip this. You don't wanna
miss this perfect O'm lit flip with my spatu.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Love Maria, Maria, Maria.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
You've really been on one this week. I gotta say,
but Mia, we need a grade from you. What do
you think of the Maria Bop today? A guys, I
do believe.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
We have a conference on our hands.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yes, Mia, you are all set. You've got Oh it's
gonna make me cry. Oh god. The final pair of
Kids Bob tickets this week.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I love that the music cut out right at the
perfect time. Don't not planned, don't you dare?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
These are the last pair of Kids Bob tickets. Getting
that four pack And if you want to go to
Kids Bop to you too can get your tickets at
livenation dot com and get ready because that keyword from
Rocky is on the way, so you can buy as
many Kids Bop tickets as you want. You can do
that with Rocky on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Oh hell yeah, pon Jovi on Rock ninety five to five.
That never happens.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
It's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I don't know. Hopefully we have some texts to Mikey.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah we do.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Okay, you can always text us to eight finety fifty. Sorry,
I'm a little gas I want I'm trying to be
careful today.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I know what is the deal? You know what it is.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I bought ice cream sandwiches last night, a big box
of them.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
How many I how many?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Five of them? I think, do you still have the
box there's left? Yeah, there'd be a we got cost
twenty of them left. And I went to Mariano's and
I was like, gonna get a little snack because every
night I want Wold sweet treat.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
But I was like, I can't.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Keep going to the grocery store at nine o'clock every night.
I gotta be in bed. So I'm just gonna get
a big box. Well, what what happens? Then? A big
damn box?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
A big back from the seventh three.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
You can always text us, by the way, eight poor
four nine five ninety five fifty from the seven to
seven three?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Who's going to a C d C? Who is about
the rock?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
That's all it says. Oh okay, that's fun though. Saturday night,
Soldier Field, big party going on out there. And you
can hear impersonation on your drive home from the ac
ac DC show A show and you can hear an
hour of a CDC music right here on the station.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
So we got your baby.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
That's really fun when you leave a show and then
like the radio station is playing some of the songs
you just heard, so you and your buddies in the
car got.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Be like stuck in that euphoria carries into the car
into the White Castle drive through and then home and
you just crash.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
It's the best from the two one nine. Hopefully these
gas chainsaws. Hopefully these are gas chainsaws because electric ones
are available nowadays for the robots. Dumb, dumb, You're so right.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I'm gonna put ai and chainsaws next.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
And then what then nine to seven, Oh that's Colorado.
Tell Michael his snowboard misses him. Oh yeah, that's my buddy.
Oh he's skimming me so much crap. He's like, oh,
where you going to snowboard out there?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Bud?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
You hear that Marins, You hear him pretending to have friends.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
He's like, oh no, I wrote that.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
We know, like your burner account is very obvious.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Someone who loves me texted into the show.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Ow crazy shout out to my boy John from the
two to one, Polly want a crack at her. Yeah, yes,
that's all it is.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
From the eight one five, I heard chlamydia.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
We're talking about parrot clymydia earlier.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Yeah, Polly, want to crack at her.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Some dude got parrot chlamydia.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Don't bang parrots.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
From the eight one.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Five I heard rumors from within the McDonald's community that
the snack wrap is back in July.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Marris fifteenth or fourteenth as the day, I believe, and
we will be at McDonald's at ten thirty on the.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Dots, Marison, I love the snack rapt. I've never had
a get you a.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Snack rap, so I need to try one live on it.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Yes, Honey Mustards Mark, you get the barbecue on?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Is there like a buffalo chicken?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Probably they got buffalo sauce.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Because I'm doing a chicken wrap, I want it to
be some buff chicks.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
I buffalo sauce at home. I'm gonna have someone like that.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Have you never called it buff chicks?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
No? Oh?

Speaker 5 (56:59):
I do.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
From the two nine.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
For the love of God, can someone please give Bono
an Apple air tag so he can finally find what
he is looking for?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Well for his well, there's no love of God here
and sagon all true, get the.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Man a GPS, take off the sunglasses bono.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
He doesn't know. You can always text us a four
four nine ninety five fifty. You can text us all
day as a matter of fact, and we read them
all and read some on the air. Oh m hm,
oh absolutely, it is that three days Grace not sure?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Is this the one that their new singer, well, the
new slash and Adam.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, they have Matt and Adam on this and they both
sound so good.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Y'all know what to do. Listen to that riff because
we're going to do the same thing in the studio.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, go ahead, turn it up, crank it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Up, immerse yourself. It's a place.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
And you know how when you do a lot of
good work, the corporate shills like to give us a
pizza party.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh do we haveza?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
No, we're getting some thing even better, verbal praise.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Oh okay, I want to give you some ada boys.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Oh I think you deserve the let's do it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
But I also would like to set it to oh
captain Keyes some music.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, we're finally losing using not losing using captain keys.
And I'm gonna try to stay.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I'll be while we do it, so don't tease me.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I would like you to tell me about your favorite
moments for a week. I can do that while we
do the song.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah, Marris, you want to start?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, let's go. Oh, We've got great news this week.
Spider Man's gonna be active museum. I can't wait to
sling oh web at post with Myles Morales.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Boy Marriaus, it's been a helloe the boy, Marrius, it's.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Been a hell of a thank you.

Speaker 9 (59:00):
I learned that if you too in your pants and
run out of the studio real fast, you can't smell
it in the studio and nobody gets mad at you,
and then you'll have a really good week.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Boy, Mikey, it's been a hell of a week.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It's been a hell of a week. I like to
torture Maris. It's Bob and I like when you joined in.
And this week I really.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Liked that I turned bon Jovi into living on a
prayer to rooting.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
For the bears.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
That felt good. It's been a hell of a week.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
On morning, it's.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Been a hell of a week. The first round was
pretty good. Wow, it was nice. Boys, week talented people,
and we'll be back on what's that day, Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah, we're taking a four day weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I'm going to talk to you on Monday. I think, Mike,
you're talking to them at some point.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I'll be on on Sunday doing a little weekend shift.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Are you talking to them this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Monday?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
But as far as the big, full, thick morning mosh pit,
it'll be back Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
It's been.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
See you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Nice