June 17, 2025 • 49 mins
Thirsty for chaos? Hungry for bacon sheets? We got you. Episode 107 of The Morning Mosh Pit dives into the weird, the wild, and the what-the-heck. Here’s what we’ve got cooking:
- Heinz Wants Your Eggs Ketchup’d – The brand’s on a mission to make ketchup-on-eggs a national movement. Are you in or out?
- Human vs. Robot War – The AI battle continues. Spoiler: The machines are evolving.
- Sports Blast:
- Cubs All-Star Watch: Who’s heating up?
- NBA Finals Recap
- Stanley Cup Game 6: Florida could clinch tonight
- Steve Carell’s Commencement Speech – Recap the funniest and most heartfelt quotes.
- Your Grad Speech in 20 Seconds – What would you say to a graduating class?
- Bacon-Scented Dryer Sheets – A real thing? A marketing ploy? A dream come true?
- Rock News – New tours, backstage drama, and meltdowns worth your morning.
- Chicago: A City for Music Lovers – Ranked among the top cities for live music. What’s your favorite venue or dive bar for a secret show?
- Nerd News – Marris brings the tech, science, and geeky headlines that matter.
- Fun to the Head – Listeners play along. It gets chaotic.
- Five Things – Fast, random, sometimes ridiculous news hits.
- Bad News Bears – Maria delivers terrible headlines over cheerful music.
- Maria Bop – What’s she playing today? You’ll find out.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Keep your head still. I'll be your thrill. Great lines.
The night will go on my little Windmill. They flop
it at the end, the last slide. It's so hot
until he calls her a little windmill? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I mean that could have been like a nickname.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, you're gonna call your girlfriend your little windmill.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I mean, if that's what they're into. By the way,
what does that even mean? Think about it? Think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is that what it means? Or did they just need
something to rhyme with?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Thrill?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And it's a blink Win eighty two and they were
only going to pay so much thought.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They are superior rock stars, so listen.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm the biggest Flink on eighty two fan. I grew
up with them, but they are one of the worst lyrically.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Have you ever seen Tom try to play a guitar?
That's not pretty.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's way better at chasing Allie?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's the Morning Mosh but on Rock and ninety five
to five. My name's Maria Palmer, there is I'm Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We got a show today, boys.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yes, The Messy Experience will be opening at the beginning
of July, and we have your four pack of tickets
in front to the head. It's Leonel Messi, the Goat
of soccer, and every single time.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They don't even know his name is Lionel. I thought
it was Lionel.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mess It's so interesting that you bring this up because
we have our sales a podcast called Loopers me and
Maris started back in the day, and I brought up
the fact that Lionel Messy sounds like a country artist.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So the goat got g o a t greatest of
all time? Be it? So he's Michael Jordan of soccer. Yes,
right now.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's his name. Butler, huh, never mind, what are.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You about to say? I don't know. No, I want
you to finish the thought.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I mean soccer comes in waves because the Goat will evolve.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But right now, Messi still be impressive. Yes, it looks cool.
I actually looked that up online. And you get to go.
You could take pictures that look like selfies with him.
They're gonna have holograms and digital things.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You can go.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
There's like little training exercises, so you can train like
Messy and be with him as he was experiencing his
World Cup when it just.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I saw this thing.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You can kick a soccer ball around a digital like
soccer field essentially, so when you kick the ball at
like like the ground is digital, so it has you know,
like the ball has a trail that follows it around
and when you kick it, it sort of pops by your foot.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It looks cool. Yeah, so fun to the head. Will
be coming up at eight.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Today A sage yard peek. But it doesn't seem like
he's he.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Was a player, just married.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean, he can get some goat status for that,
but not necessarily on the field.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just knew that it was a name, and usually
when I know the name, it's because it's like that's
the one guy that people know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But it was very different reason for not soccer related.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
His STI yeah, no, they don't. CRE just played right
out here in Grant Park.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know about my hips, but I definitely have
like a truthful sciatica.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I don't know, I don't know. I just I'm a
long way around. Are you ready for your kids, Bob today?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I gotta spend the show writing it just like I
did yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yes, because you love kids Bop so much. I got
your weather, we got four more tickets, and you've got weather.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know if it'll be right, but it's coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hey, we haven't had any like natural disasters recently, so
you've been doing a really good job.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
And honestly, I think since the weather's been nice and good,
everybody's just like Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Say whatever you want, what you want, and we got
to catch up fight today on the show, Hine's trying
to normalize ketchup on eggs. My question, we don't already
do that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's kind of normal.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
U c hi weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Let's get after it.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Very excited about this today. I can tell well, sun well,
sun sign action well, sun sign early. But it's gonna
be real humid. Did you feel that yesterday a little
bit getting the butt well chaw, your.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Legs lump together a little bit. Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No stop stop Michael's vagina.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's not what I meant to either, But thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I knew it was going to be a humid day.
I walked into the bathroom and it was just like.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Wall, steaky hair, like a sauna.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
How do we not have a c in the bathroom
because you know, it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Later today, me going to use that bath.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I'm so confused by the ventilation systems in these bathrooms
at iHeart.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, they must have just turned they must have just
turned the A C on in the building recently, because
when I came in this morning, the AC was humming.
I thought a jetliner was flying over the building. Yeah,
definitely come in the studio.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's quiet. Thankfulness besides us that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's never been quiet in the studio.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
My watch notified me the other day that there was
too much noise. It was like, check your ears, there's
too much noise.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And I like, what was I doing at six thirty
in the morning. Oh it was us?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So yeah, I have eighty eight today, probably going to
tip up to about ninety with the humidity, sunshine this morning,
a little cloudy later so a little everything, and later
tonight possible shower. So get it together. I'd say, man,
don't wear pants today. Who cares wear pants?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's humid? Is it is? That game? Be a thing
all summer. Don't wear pants. That's it's a pants off
or pants on day.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Where your sundress, where your sundress?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Where your sundress?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I want to see that sundress. Boy, not you,
not you.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Guys, but dear listener, I would like to see your
sun dress eight four for ninety five to fifty.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Send me a picture of your sun dress.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Catch a fight, Maris. How do you feel about ketchup
on eggs? I have an interesting stance. Do you want
to talk about it? X? How do you not have
ketchup on eggs? That's my question?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Wow, I can't wait to learn about these egg.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Condiments limiting thrilling on the Morning marsh Bed Let's.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Get it is the Morning mash Pit on Rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Remember when the Nevermind Baby tried to sue yeah and then.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Just got dismissed immediately. Bro, there's better ways to make money.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You could have gone on a documentary tour that would
have done better for you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
On fans I think you.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Can just call it like OnlyFans at or slash Nirvana
kid or something.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know if I wanted.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I want my porn career to start when I'm a
literal baby. That seems like it's got weird implications.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
And there was an argument that that was his foot
too right, Okay, I like to say that sometimes too.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's the angle. Okay, that's not a nail.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Ketch up on eggs, ketchup on eggs, ketchup on eggs.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Pines is trying to normalize ketchup on eggs. I didn't
know this wasn't normal already.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They're adding labels to their ketchup.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That's say, quote breakfast ketchup at bottles, at waffle houses
across the country. They claim only one in four people
use ketchup at breakfast. Yeah, I'd beg to differ. Okay,
we're a ketchup family, grown up. Everybody put ketchup on
eggs and breakfast and not on eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But if I got hash browns, I want a little
ketchup from a hash brown exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So you're using ketchup at breakfast, Mars.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I don't eat eggs that often. I don't like them,
but ketchup hash browns. Yeah, there'll be some other condiments
you can throw in there, some hot sauce, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I just think the breakfast food is propaganda, all of it.
Why do we have to eat particular foods first thing
when we wake up?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What makes eggs a breakfast food? Do you think the
egg cares whether or not you eat it in the
morning or at night, and it is kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I need a music bed. Do this. I'm not eating
scrambled eggs for dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Button, would I do what?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Step up on your stool? Yes, hang.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You, dear listener, but I'm standing on my chair. This
is not great because the mic doesn't go up that high.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
But the chair ish shaking.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's okay. I got good balance, I've got good course drink.
I actually do thank you on the floor. Breakfast. Breakfast
is propaganda.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
There is no reason that we have to have French
toast eggs and bacon at nine am. You could have
French toast eggs and bacon at two pm and guess
what your life would be full and happy. In fact,
I bet that there are better breakfast foods to start with.
I bet your brain could probably deal with different nutrients.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But no, here we are eating eggs because a big egg.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Delicious, big egg delicious.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I like to get a hard boiled and shove them
down delicious.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
To be fair, I do like a good turkey sandwich
in the morning. Let's me just sit and then if
you did steak and eggs, that's like a perfect right.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
But there are people who hate ketchup. There are of
a cousin who has never ate ketchup in his life.
He will never try it, he will never eat it.
What's your opinion on the cats up? Eight four four
ninety five fifty? Do you have it for breakfast? Do
you not have it for breakfast? Do you drink it
just like as a glass of ketchup.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
In the morning? Drink ketchup?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Furthermore, what are some foods that you think maybe should
be breakfast?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Have about this mac and cheese? Ketchup on mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, no, no, we should mac and cheese for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No ketchup on mac and cheese, which all people hold on?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What why again? That's what we would would I grew up.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's what we did to season our mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
And he's gonna say, you people while talking about seizing
mac and cheese and ketchup, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
God just catch busy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Sometimes and they don't catch them. One macachie but it's
too spicy.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Dare you.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
A band that was recently rushed off the stage after
a drone flew over the top of the stadium. Oh yeah, well,
nowadays those drones are big enough to carry various things
stuff like that, so it ended up being a thing everybody. Okay,
that was just some dude trying to get a picture
of the show, but still better safe than sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Guess yeah kidding.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station with Green
Day the morning marsh pit is on.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Drones had another key player And what is an inevitable.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Human Advice is a robot wall?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human robot Wall.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Salt Lake City is busy nine one one center wants
to try computer smarts to help with its call overload.
The idea is to buy AI software that could pick
up to thirty percent of the nearly four hundred and
fifty thousand non emergency calls it gets each year. Human
dispatchers would still field every life or death call, but
the AI could handle simple reports, translate in thirty six
(11:07):
languages on the spot, and pass trickier cases to people.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So do people just not know there's a non emergency
line you can call?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I think what she's saying is the AI will take
that over. Yeah, So essentially you'll have your nine one
one and a real person walll answer a normal person,
a real person, a real human being will answer that one.
But if you call in to ask about a traffic
ticket or something like that, automation is basically going to
handle it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You wouldn't call nine one one to talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, people called nine one one for all sorts of
very sung.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
There's a lot of really dumb stuff. But I also
just reroute you. Yeah, I think there's Yeah, I kind
of like this.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, oh hey, Jenny got a little burn on her hand.
We're wondering maybe what we should put on it. Those
kind of calls probably yeah, Yeah, it's like, all right, moron,
he's getting too smart.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Have you heard of neosporin?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
One time someone called nine one one to help them
open a drawer of Manning's So excuse me, nine one one.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I lost my marijuana. Yeah, it's famous people getting somebody
stole my map.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I fell on something and now it's up my bot.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I fell.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I just want to be so clear on that point
that it was a falling accident. I don't like that
you like it, Maris.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I mean it makes sense because if the people are dumb, yeah,
let's just put it out there. Because like I tried
to like it, takes two seconds to google the non
emergency number to report like a traffic accident or something
along those lines where it's just like, hey, a tree
fell over on this street is blocking the road exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You don't need nine one one for that.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And then it's like people are so overly dramatic. You
never know how emergency it is, but to them it's
like so heightened.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
But if the AI can just take care of.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That exactly, and that's how they get you.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
See, that's what I don't like.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Because whose discretion is it? What's an emergency and what
is and you're gonna leave that up to AI. Suddenly
they've decided you're very much life and death situation. Isn't
life and death? Not to them, They're not going to
pass that on to a human. Your dad bleeding out
on the floor, that sucks, man, that's not life or death.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Get him a towel, get.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Him out of his misery, is what they're going to say.
Next thing, you know, you're holding up something because the robots.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Are gonna put you through to a human, But your
dad is sitting there suffering on the floor, and you
gotta take him out.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Man's hold on, Hold on, Wait, news from the front
of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
June twenty seventh. You can see those guys at Summerfest
over in Milwaukee. The Killers are on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
You know, Milwaukee's nice, it is, but they're not quite
on the list for best cities for.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Music lovers, even with Summerfest. Huh, even with Summerfest, you
would think.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Time Out did an analysis of the best cities for
music love said included looking at the number of concerts,
music venues, festivals, hometown artists, and other music related businesses,
and nationally.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Seattle's got to be on this list. Seattle is on
the list. Seattle is number Now La is on there too.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
La is not listed really question?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, I have questions too, because.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Red Hot Chili Peppers have something to say on the topic.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
London, England is number one, okay, followed by Berlin, Germany,
and then the one that makes sense, Chicago is that third.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is Chicago's number three in the world. In the world Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Now, I want to argue with Germany, but I also
need to see what their festival. I need to see
what their festivals. Don't like arguing very much.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Roll through the What do we know about London?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is it like they're big? O? Two festivals that are
like big.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
When I think about seeing like all of the great
concerts that go through the Wimbley, like that's a huge
thing for them, And then I know they have big festivals.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Also, it's really gloomy. They're even gloomier than Chicago. So
they need to listen to some music in order to
stay alive their depression.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
But like, just thinking about Chicago, we got the United Center,
Soldier Field, Lollapalooza, Riot Fest, Lyrical Elemonade, Summer Smash, all
the other edim festivals, what's going on in the Navy Pier,
the smaller venues all around town.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I understand why we are tops in the United States.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
By Nashville comes in at number five and then New
York is a number seven.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, I'll take it, though, right, I don't agree, but
I'll take it. Yeah, I don't know how. I still
don't know how LA didn't make the top ten.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's bizarre to me.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Hey, somebody's just pissed at LA. They got Chicago right,
and that's all I.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Can right, Chicago number one and the US of A
let me hear it? Boys, can we get a kick off?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
A C d C is one of the mini bands
performing at Soldier Field this summer.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That have that are.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Making Chicago one of the greatest cities for music lovers.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, and that that seems like a really good thing.
I don't like seem happy and Mikey, how are you
feeling over thereat? Oh, that's so good and we want
to preserve that good feelings to stay around. But we
also we need to be informed as part of our
due diligence as citizens of the US of A. I
(16:41):
don't want to be informed, but but the headlines they're
not I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you, guys.
They're not great. Oh, the news headlines not famously happy,
But we're gonna make them happy.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
We're gonna put a positive spin on the headlines with
bad news bears okay, god news.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Okay, So I'll just do it one. Okay, here you
go with the bad news bears.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
The music at least anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Two year old boy dies after being found in drainage channel.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I don't like lash starts so hot.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's weird that you think it's hot. Body sound believed
to be missing fishermen. Jesus didn't save that oneth Man
dead after crashing snowmobile into tree.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah it's junior silly goofs. Mom charged in death a
two month old infant.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Silly goose is brutal. You started with the child, that
ended with the child.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Infants, all of it. This is just bad news, Bears.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The music didn't help today.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Sometimes Lass, it seems the happiness in the room was preserved,
and therefore my job is done.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Here We're gonna return the happiness with bacon scented dryer sheets.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh really Yeah? Oh I kind of like that. Oh yeah,
that's next on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
August sixteenth, Credit Union, Want Amphitheater. Those guys playing alongside
Jimmy Eat World and Newfound Glory all you need to
know of now at Rock nine five five Chi dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Is it breakfast or is it laundry?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Benton Bacon has dropped smoke sheets, or dryer sheets that
smell like Bacon smoke sheets yep.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
The limited edition dryer sheets are infused with the scent
of its iconic smokehouse. The smoke sheets set includes ten
vacuum sealed organic cloth dryer smoke sheet have to be strong.
Three packs of Benton's Bacon and a Beton's T shirt
packed inside limited edition grave and it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
We're here for the dryer sheets.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
The gyro sheets were left in the spokehouse for two
days and then vacuum sealed.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, I'm all on board, are you.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, that'll go good with my bacon yodorant and my
bacon cologne. Ye bacon lip bomb. Oh man, I'm a
bacon man.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You guys are begging to get eaten.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That's not what I meant.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're telling me what I meant. That's exactly what we're
going for.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Like I met like a giant being, like, all grind
your bones to make my bread.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Can okay bones. If there's a good woman hooge, you
can light some bacon candles. Put on your bacon scented
face masks.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
When we get to.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
The Goods of Heaven and we wonder why they're not
letting us in, there's gonna be so many audio clips
that Saint Peter is going to play from this show,
and he's going to be like, here's Exhibit A, B, C,
and D.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Excuse me, we're out here. Hello, God, it just comes
on the head been ring doorbell. Yeah, I don't all right,
guys wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Remember the time, Mike you said grinding bones on her? Yeah,
you're not getting in here.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It's one of many.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I don't know that. I want to smell like food.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Though, Na not see.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
What you're missing is like how cologne works right and
entices the opposite sex in to you. So when you
find that bacon lover and she's just like, is that
maple sense it bacon? And I'm just like, absolutely, baby,
absolutely is maple sense it bacon?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You know, would smoke? And if she knows the difference, you're.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Going to get murdered. Jeffrey Dahmer's style, You're gonna end
up in a pot boiled.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
See, it's it's going to lead to you know what
you should stay over for breakfast?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, Oh, Marius, I like that. It's not what it's
going to lead to.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
And if you see any houses in the woods made
of gingerbread, don't go inside and get into the jacuzzi.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm not that hoss potatoes and celery and onions.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I Am not trying to find my bacon love. And
Mommy in the woods.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Okay, Like I'm just gonna be walking up and down
Michigan Avenue and when she does that stop take and goes,
oh is that ba baby? It is?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I love smoked meat. I want to come back to
my place.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
It's time to dork out.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yesterday we were pumped space Ball too. Yeah, going to
be coming to us in twenty twenty seven. And we
have another spoof reboot coming out this year, The Naked Guns. Yes,
is coming back to theaters on August first.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Who's starring in it? Oh, only the great It just
fits so well.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Don't tell me no, Liam. I really thought you were
going to say Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, Liam Neeson.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
It is so perfect because his iconic roles are the
most badasses, and then now he's coming in and just
playing into the funny side of everything. Pamela Anderson is
also in this movie, playing the female.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Lead, and you're really in the Pamela renaissance these days, huh.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
She never left me. I met her when I was
about sixteen. She tried to a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think taught me a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
What you teach you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
About my body?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I think you learned.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I thought she was the first maybe Jenny McCarthy and
Pamela Anderson the first naked women I ever saw. Oh, ever,
Playboy was huge back then. Yeah, pam was Like Pamela
Anderson was incredible, was Playboy?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And still is. She's beautiful still, yeah, she really is.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
So the movie is obviously following up kind of picking
up as Liam Neeson's is playing Frank drebin Jor, the
son of the iconic in the Detective in the original series,
and in the trailer, uh, there's a moment where as
he is the son, they're honoring all the fathers who
(23:26):
have passed. And then if you didn't know, O. J.
Simpson is in this movie. Oh, and they skin, hey
what to another officer.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
He's like, no, that's not my dad. That's not my dad.
Oh my god, how not at all? How was it
oj was in the original Well, I know, but you
said he's in this one. No he's not. Like they
played the joke of gotcha.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yes, okay, so already on par can't wait, And I'm
happy that we're getting good spoof movie back.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I really like that they have Liam Neeson because, like
Leslie Nielsen was absolutely legend. But he very much was
a comedy actor, so you knew what you were getting
from it. The comedy is best played straight.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
It's actually why Leslie Neilson was so good because you
never saw him laugh or like doing anything. Yeah, he
sold it like it was serious and Liam Neeson is
going to.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Do such and the bits were so over the top.
It was just like, how how do you sit on
set and be able to act around all these folks?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
But hey, wait a minute, Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen, do
you think in order to replace Leslie Nielson, they just
went down the list alphabetically to the next Hollywood actor.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I get a call.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I'm very excited
for this coming out on August first and tomorrow in
nerd news. Another movie coming back to the theaters.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Another remake, No, another pair make. It's a re release. Interesting.
I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'm just glad we're making original stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sure, MICHAELA.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We've accepted the.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Fact we're not getting anything new from Hollywood, so at
least they're redoing really good movies and se goals to
good ones like space ballsya.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Like Fast than The Furious Fourteenth. Hey, it's a fantastic series.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It's always good for spaceballs to come in pairs, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hey, Semi Sonic on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
I always love being in a bar when this comes
on and you don't move, just sit there, like, no,
you better turn those lights on so I know it's real.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'll take another Michael. What happened in Northwestern?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, Famed actor and comedian Steve Carell delivered the commencement
address for the Northwestern University class of twenty twenty five
Sunday at the United Center.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
And this is what it sounds.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
Like, something that is important to me and something that
I believe we need more of in the world. My
topic this morning is kindness, So please just shut up
and listen.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
That's good, That's absolutely what was needed.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
I did love seeing the clips from this, and he
just has a full on dance break.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, with the entire ceremony. It goes down into the crowd.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Yeah, it was just really awkward because he was dancing
with one of the deans or the whoever, and it
just was like, this wasn't choreographed.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
No, it's great. We'd like a Michael Scott moment.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Actually yeah, yeah, just full in character. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
He went on to give several examples of kindness in
daily life, like returning your shopping cart in the parking lot,
or better yet, he said, returning the stray one you
didn't use.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
The comedian urged the audience.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
To show kindness to themselves as well, whether it be
through splurging on a trip, dinner, or clothing. He says,
kindness is not a weakness. It is a potent strength.
And I agree.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
There you go. Yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Steve Carrell, and that's why I'm nice to you guys
every day.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Subjectively, I don't know about that. Subjectively, don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, is there a problem making No?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Never, Okay, no problem. Go ahead and say what you
want to say. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Threading Mike with violence after we're talking about being kind.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Also, cool things you've Carrell? Second City? Yeah, I mean
big Chicago guy. Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, love him.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's Second City. Very humorous over there.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now here's a bit only blug. We're there eight four
four guns.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
We're giving away a four pack of tickets to the
Messy Experience, a dream come true opening at the beginning
of July. Do you want to be in an immersive
art installation about the goat of soccer? Train like the goat,
be around the goat and take photos with the AI
go What are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
All right, we're getting all the guns ready. Okay, she's
loading the gun.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I heard what you said you but yes, you're gonna
call in take one of us hostage. We will answer
one question for or you if you need a save,
but you got to answer three questions right to get
these tickets eight four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty
pe Cot.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And now Fun to the Head on Rocked. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Sarah?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Hey, how you doing? We're doing fantastic.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Welcome to Fun to the Head's the fun trivia game
where you are answering questions taking one of us hostage,
and either myself, Maria or Michael can provide you.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
A save if you need a little bit of help.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Now, before we get to the questions, who do you
want to take hostage?
Speaker 9 (28:50):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Thanks, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Sarah, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Always have the gatling gun ready.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Okay, Wow, that's really close to him down, putting a
half away from him.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't like how close it is. I like it
a lot.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Okay, Michael, you got the questions. Okay, let's get it, Sarah,
keep me safe.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Which hot dog spot in Chicago is famous for its
quote dragged through the garden and quote dogs and a
strict quote no ketchup end quote rule.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Oh, I have no clue, I'm gonna go or no
courtilla to be fair before we start shooting.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
There's a lot of Chicago style places that require that,
so that's kind of a misdirect, but we'll keep moving.
We like it because thanks guys. I like how Ria's
gun has to warm up. It's like because battery powered.
I don't, please keep getting better and better.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's such a good time.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right, here we go. What's small?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Electronic pet was a huge fad in the late nineties,
often getting banned from classrooms. This is before cell phones
and tree calculators. All right, hid, small electronic pet?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Would you like to save? Sarah?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
All right, time, I got you. Yeah, you got it.
There's like a little keychain and you had to feed
him to.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Keep them alive.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, got it. Thanks but she is on the floor.
It's terrifying shooting from the floor.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
All right, Sarah, you don't have any more saves, so
you gotta get you more correct to keep me from
getting shot.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
By Mario over here and Michael. Here we go. Question
number three?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
What year did the very first kids Bop album release
in the United States?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
What is happening today? How is anybody's Oh my gosh,
that is so close, But you're wrong, two thousand and one,
damn thing.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Okay, okay, yeah, we'll have them Maria Bopp later today.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
So Marris, you saved her with the tamagotchi. So she
got one, So you got to get the next two.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
You got to get the next two. Okay, Sarah, let's go.
I want to get you these tickets for the Messy Experience.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
No hell, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Question four, which nineteen ninety nine film by the Watcho
Skis featured the line quote, there is no spoon.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It's the Wakowski brothers. Well it doesn't say that, says
what house? I know? I know, so a nineteen ninety
nine movie, is it?
Speaker 9 (32:05):
The main trick?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Thank you, sir, thank you. Okay, get well done. You
last don't you dare you stop over there? Did you
just hear the of it warming up?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah? I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Last question and for all the marbles, Uh, name a
city in Illinois. Name the city in Illinois where it
is illegal to serve your pet dog whiskey?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Bye? Four three two one? But a right? Oh, the
question was name a city in Illinois, Illinois where it
is illegal to serve your Unfortunately a little late on
that one. It was indeed Chicago.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And I'm sorry, Sarah, but you have lost the Messy
tickets today. But you know what, you have one the
greatest autumn.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, you're in there right now.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
But you also get a beautiful, lovely air guitar right
here from the morning Moshpit for you to enjoy and
play any of your favorite rock songs featured here on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Lee.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Okay, we will have another four.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Pack of tickets to the Messy Experience tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh that hurt, Maria. Thank you? Yeah, no, you're not sorry,
not at all. Now here's five or so things with Maries.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Why does he always drop his pants during this part.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Of the show.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Well, well, Michael said it was no pants kind of day.
No pants Tuesday, Bob, I'm just listening.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
To Michael Sweat.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Today we're gonna start things with the doctor with Matthew
or charge. The doctor is being charged from Matthew Perry's
death from ketymine. Doctor Salvador is pleading guilty to four
counts of distribution of ketymine and this could lead to
forty years in prison as.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
He should go over prescribe medications to people that are
going to kill him.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Why would you let someone with a history of addiction
take home ketamine.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
All of those things.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
I think that doctors get starstruck. Yeah, you know, yeah, definitely.
We've given him what he wanted in an astally Jess who.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Came into my office today, you know what I mean,
And then they just keep him happy, which is sad.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Joey Chestnut is making his return to the Nathan's Hot
Dog Eating Champion. He is the sixteen time champion of
the event and due to sponsorship issues last year did
his event on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
But he's back baby.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh hell yeah. How much is he making?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Because I just think if anyone you'd start an OnlyFans
it's Joey.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Chestnut's launching a new line of honey based for snacks.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
He's calling them be up.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
It's inspired by his backyard beekeeping hobby.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I didn't know if Beckham was a beekeeper.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Is beakeeping age?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Come? What? Does?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Don't worry about? You know?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
If there's three?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
There are three different flavors, very very tropical mix and
sour watermelon available online and it's target for five dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
This is terrifying.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
A group of kids found a World War two bomb
washed ashore at a Florida beach. Thankfully the bomb was inactive,
very Florida and very Florida. It's covered in barnacles and
the bomb squad did come and retrieve it. So yeah,
I don't that's terrifying crazy down there.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I wonder if anybody knows if a World War two
bomb could still be active.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I feel like that's that's a long time ago. Do
they go bad?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes and no, it depends.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I would imagine they would deteriorate, but like the blasts
wouldn't be as strong.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But I'm just glad it wasn't active.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I'm sure somebody texts, yeah, they do have the issue
with the land mines.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, okay, And as mosquito season is upon us. Here
some plants to keep around you to rid off those mosquitoes, lemograss, lavender,
mary golts mint, and you could look just just to
name a few.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
And in a couple of weeks it can all be
dead on your windowsill.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
How about marijuana? Does that help? I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
It's not on the list, but you can absolutely, I'll
give it an effort.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
You want to do a science experiment, I think so.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Okay, great here they don't like smoke, so that's probably true.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Ninety five minutes commercial free? Isn't that on Rock ninety
five five? Rock ninety five to five?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Are we speaking with Rocky? That would be me?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
All right, okay, right, that's good. Welcome to the morning,
mash Pi. You, my friend, are on your way to
winning tickets to Kids Bop Live, the Certified Bob Tour.
But before we get there, we have a very special
Maria Bops.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm so sorry. Just cute it now. We got a
real long intro. Oh Yeah yeah, we're like funs and roses,
you know what I mean. Yeah, this is your favorite.
I'm going to ruin your favorite for you a little bit.
(37:45):
I am sorry you do however, get tickets out of
this and that that's something you have kids, right, Rocket.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I sure do? Nice wear them out.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
It's gonna got real, aready?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I mean okay, you're ready now, I'm so ready. Okay,
let's get it. Welcome to the jungle.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
We got funning games.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
All the animals you want.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
We're gonna learn the names. We got gators and crocodiles,
hippos and monkeys, jaguars and two cans. You can't see
them off for free.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
In the jungle.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Knock some zouee. I want to see you succeed.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
We learned a little zoology with ghosts.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Oh, Rocky, how do you feel about that one? What?
What grade would you give it? Right?
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Rocket, in the good graces of the people, and Rocky,
you officially have your four pack of tickets to the
kids Bob the Certified Bob Tour coming to the Amphitheater
on August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
And who remind us again, who are you taking with
you on this one? My daughter Juliet.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Hey, you got to shout out, Juliet. It's gonna be
a great daddy daughter day. And for everyone else, go
and get your tickets at Livenation dot Com.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I heard a cover of this song somewhat recently, okay,
and it gave me a lot of respect for the
vocalist covering the song. And that vocalist was Miley Cyrus.
She sounded her rate.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
You know what, Miley is a secret rocker, and not
even a secret rocker, she's an outfront rocker.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I think she is.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
In fact, I think her voice is better suited for
rock music. But she started in Disney, and so like
when you start there, you kind of have to go
pop if you want to keep your fan base.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
She's kind of raspy m but she's and she's been
inching towards rock for a minute now to the dogs.
Oh she sounds well.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I'm sure her label probably doesn't let her, but she
sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
They let her do a hip hop album.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's so fair.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, they don't care. She could text us about it.
At eight fifty.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
For text Time, our first text of the day, Miley says, hey,
thanks guys, that was nice of you. From the seven
eight the second text of the day. So, marijuana smoke
won't keep mosquitoes away, but it does get them very
high and chilled to the point where they won't bite
you anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
He says, you can also get us a Tornello.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Planetel Okay, I'm gonna try the weed first, I think so,
and then I'll go to Citronello.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
If that doesn't work, there you go.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Can I help? Yeah, and see how many mosquitoes we
could keep away?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Marass, you better come over too.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I'm in Yeah, Okay, let's go here to day six three.
Oh Marris be hanging dong and getting paid to talk
about random stuff.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
Michael told me to take my pants off at the
beginning of the show, so I did exactly.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
What he said. It's a no pants day. It's humid out,
it's sunjress season, Davy, don't chase.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Let's see here a sea dot. Chris Love this guy.
I see him every time I go to a Cubs game.
Give a big high five. He always has his malort shot,
his shooter ready to go with the Cubs win. Nice
he says, Hey, it's hot as ball's weather today. Need
a Thursday, the Tuesday edition.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Oh, that's called Hoday, Tuesdayday.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Go have a beer, okay, or a single shot of
alert when the Cubs win tonight, us.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Like yourself and go have a beer here.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay, love you Sea Dot. Chris would love to come
to sing games with you. Bun from the nine oh five.
Cute Cold Pizza or cold KFC is amazing for breakfast. Yeah,
so I know somebody that puts ketch up on everything,
literally everything. Thanksgiving dinner one night, catch up on the turkey,
catch up on the mashed potatoes, catch upon the vegetables.
I say, good for you. A man who likes flavor.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Childhood shrama manifests in many ways in adulthood.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I did have a roommate who put ketchup on pizza.
Oh that's weird. And I was like, I get it.
They're both tomato based. You got the tomato sauce within.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
The that's why it doesn't there.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
But I got it too much. Eight four.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Do you put ketchup on your pizza? Or is my
my old roommate just a.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Weird a weird When I was a child, not now. Well,
when I was a child, I used to like to
have bilooney sandwiches with ketchup.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well, yeah, of course, well that's what we have when.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
We're now it should be with mustard.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I was eating your may little muscle a little fried
baloney with some mayo. Oh that's how you get fancy
balonea you like, eat it up fancy then toasted. It's
like quiz before.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Baloney mustard potato chips.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Okay, and white bread potato chips on deli sandwiches or fire?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Do you think eight four four ninety five fifty? You
can always text us, also text everybody throughout the day. Well,
cling her pack compone, We're here for you. Right on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I heard a cover of this song somewhat recently, okay,
and it gave me a lot of respect for the
vocalist covering the song. And that vocalist was Miley Cyrus.
She sounded her grate.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
You know what, Miley is a secret rocker, and not
even a secret rocker, she's an outfront rocker.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I think she is.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
In fact, I think her voice is better suited for
rock music. But she started in Disney, and so like
when you start there, you kind of have to go
pop if you want to keep your fan base. She's
kind of raspy, h but she's and she's been inching
towards rock for a minute now to the dogs. Oh
she sounds well, I'm.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Sure, her label probably doesn't let her, but she sounds
so good.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
She couldn't let her do a hip hop album.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's so fair.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, they don't care. She could text us about it.
At eight four fifty for text.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Time, our first text of the day, Miley says, Hey,
thanks guys, that was nice of you.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
From the seven eight.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
The second text of the day is so marijuana smoke
won't keep mosquitoes away, but it does get them very
high and chilled to the point where they won't bite
you anymore.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
He says, you can also get a citrnella plante.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Okay, I'm gonna try the weed first, I think so,
and then I'll go to sit Trenello.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
If that doesn't work, there you go.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Can I help? Yeah, we'll see how many mosquitoes we
could keep away.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Maris, you better come over too, I'm in Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Cool, Sorry guy, let's go here to day six three
Oh Maris be hanging dong and getting paid to talk
about random stuff.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Michael told me to take my pants off at the
beginning of the show, so I did exactly what he said.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's a it's a no pants day. It's humid up,
it's sundress season. Baby, don't chase, let's go. Let's see
here sea Dot Chris love this guy. I see him
every time I go to a Cubs game. Give a
big high five. He always has his malort shot, his
shooter ready to go with the Cubs win. Nice, he says, Hey,
it's hot as ball's weather today. Need a Thursday the
Tuesday edition.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Oh that's called Moesday, Tuesday, Tuesday Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Go have a beer, okay, or a.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Single shot of alert when the Cups win.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Tonight, I like yourself and go have a beer.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Here, okay, love you see dot Chris would love to
come to some games with you. But from the nine
oh five cute cold pizza or cold KFC is amazing
for breakfast. So I know somebody that puts ketchup on everything,
literally everything. Thanksgiving dinner one night, ketchup on the turkey,
ketchup on the mashed potatoes, catch upon the vegetables.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
I'd say, good for you. A man who likes flavor.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
You know.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Childhood strama manifests in many ways in adulthood.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
I did have a roommate who put ketchup on pizza.
Oh that's weird, And I was like I get it.
They're both tomato based.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You got the.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Tomato sauce within the It doesn't but it's already there.
But I got it too much, mater eight four Do
you put ketchup on your pizza? Or is my my
old roommate just a weird.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
It's a weird.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
When I was a child, not now. Well, when I
was a child, I used to like to have bilooney
sandwiches with ketchup.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Well, yeah, of course, well that's what we have when.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
We're row No, it should be with mustard. I was
eating it.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
We had bowl mayo, little male, little muscle, a little
fried baloney with some mayo.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Just on. Oh that's how you get fancy baloney.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
You like heat it up, We don't fancy, then toast it.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
It's like quiz before baloney mustard potato chips.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Okay, and white bread potato chips on Deli sandwiches are fire?
Speaker 2 (46:40):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (46:41):
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Speaker 1 (46:54):
Speaking of songs covered by Miley Cyrus, that one she
performed every Rose has It's thorn on her Can't be
Tamed tour and done.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
If you know anything about Miley Cyrus, it's an hilarious
tour to performance.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
And if you care about Miley Cyrus, you're listening to
the wrong radio.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
We can't care and also not play her, and those
two things can go inside.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I will tell you, even though I was making a
joke there, I heard those covers and they're both really good.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
She's good. She's a little rocker man. She has that
voice that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, you can't deny that.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah, I'd like her to tork to it.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
I just wanted to swing on the ball. Wait, you
know the.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Every but every dude but goes to work on the
list of people withles, I'll.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Call it.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
You.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You got a dome p a toorkable buddy, let's go.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
Thank you. I still know she's a little skinny's she
is very thin.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Okay, so what we can't politely throw it back every
now and then, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
I like it when they check it's refined, it's talking politely.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Excited. I saw on the weekend. That's all I've been singing. Yes,
gone off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
When did we get into.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
The shallow end? I don't know, but we've been drowning
all morning.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
I don't know how to swim.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
In my life, I was a lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
I wear water wings. Could you save a person in
my size? Yes?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
How okay? You would float better? Actually, thanks, Maria asked
the question. I'm going to go answer you'd float, you'd
float really No. I had to take my instruction instructor
had to go to the twelve foot deep end and
pull him from the bottom and swim him all the
way up so I can do things. I know stuff.
Hey Maris, I swear it's not about kids, bop, it's
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not about no. No, we're ending the show. We're ending
the show. Do you have the time to listen to me?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Why? Maybe click the button about nothing?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Good day?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Is that? Do you have the.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Time to listen to me?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Whine
Keep your head still. I'll be your thrill. Great lines.
The night will go on my little Windmill. They flop
it at the end, the last slide. It's so hot
until he calls her a little windmill? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I mean that could have been like a nickname.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, you're gonna call your girlfriend your little windmill.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I mean, if that's what they're into. By the way,
what does that even mean? Think about it? Think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is that what it means? Or did they just need
something to rhyme with?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Thrill?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And it's a blink Win eighty two and they were
only going to pay so much thought.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They are superior rock stars, so listen.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm the biggest Flink on eighty two fan. I grew
up with them, but they are one of the worst lyrically.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Have you ever seen Tom try to play a guitar?
That's not pretty.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's way better at chasing Allie?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's the Morning Mosh but on Rock and ninety five
to five. My name's Maria Palmer, there is I'm Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We got a show today, boys.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yes, The Messy Experience will be opening at the beginning
of July, and we have your four pack of tickets
in front to the head. It's Leonel Messi, the Goat
of soccer, and every single time.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They don't even know his name is Lionel. I thought
it was Lionel.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mess It's so interesting that you bring this up because
we have our sales a podcast called Loopers me and
Maris started back in the day, and I brought up
the fact that Lionel Messy sounds like a country artist.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So the goat got g o a t greatest of
all time? Be it? So he's Michael Jordan of soccer. Yes,
right now.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's his name. Butler, huh, never mind, what are.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You about to say? I don't know. No, I want
you to finish the thought.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I mean soccer comes in waves because the Goat will evolve.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But right now, Messi still be impressive. Yes, it looks cool.
I actually looked that up online. And you get to go.
You could take pictures that look like selfies with him.
They're gonna have holograms and digital things.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You can go.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
There's like little training exercises, so you can train like
Messy and be with him as he was experiencing his
World Cup when it just.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I saw this thing.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You can kick a soccer ball around a digital like
soccer field essentially, so when you kick the ball at
like like the ground is digital, so it has you know,
like the ball has a trail that follows it around
and when you kick it, it sort of pops by your foot.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It looks cool. Yeah, so fun to the head. Will
be coming up at eight.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Today A sage yard peek. But it doesn't seem like
he's he.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Was a player, just married.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean, he can get some goat status for that,
but not necessarily on the field.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just knew that it was a name, and usually
when I know the name, it's because it's like that's
the one guy that people know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But it was very different reason for not soccer related.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
His STI yeah, no, they don't. CRE just played right
out here in Grant Park.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know about my hips, but I definitely have
like a truthful sciatica.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I don't know, I don't know. I just I'm a
long way around. Are you ready for your kids, Bob today?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I gotta spend the show writing it just like I
did yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yes, because you love kids Bop so much. I got
your weather, we got four more tickets, and you've got weather.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know if it'll be right, but it's coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hey, we haven't had any like natural disasters recently, so
you've been doing a really good job.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
And honestly, I think since the weather's been nice and good,
everybody's just like Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Say whatever you want, what you want, and we got
to catch up fight today on the show, Hine's trying
to normalize ketchup on eggs. My question, we don't already
do that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's kind of normal.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
U c hi weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Let's get after it.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Very excited about this today. I can tell well, sun well,
sun sign action well, sun sign early. But it's gonna
be real humid. Did you feel that yesterday a little
bit getting the butt well chaw, your.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Legs lump together a little bit. Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No stop stop Michael's vagina.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's not what I meant to either, But thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I knew it was going to be a humid day.
I walked into the bathroom and it was just like.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Wall, steaky hair, like a sauna.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
How do we not have a c in the bathroom
because you know, it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Later today, me going to use that bath.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I'm so confused by the ventilation systems in these bathrooms
at iHeart.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, they must have just turned they must have just
turned the A C on in the building recently, because
when I came in this morning, the AC was humming.
I thought a jetliner was flying over the building. Yeah,
definitely come in the studio.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's quiet. Thankfulness besides us that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's never been quiet in the studio.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
My watch notified me the other day that there was
too much noise. It was like, check your ears, there's
too much noise.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And I like, what was I doing at six thirty
in the morning. Oh it was us?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So yeah, I have eighty eight today, probably going to
tip up to about ninety with the humidity, sunshine this morning,
a little cloudy later so a little everything, and later
tonight possible shower. So get it together. I'd say, man,
don't wear pants today. Who cares wear pants?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's humid? Is it is? That game? Be a thing
all summer. Don't wear pants. That's it's a pants off
or pants on day.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Where your sundress, where your sundress?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Where your sundress?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I want to see that sundress. Boy, not you,
not you.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Guys, but dear listener, I would like to see your
sun dress eight four for ninety five to fifty.
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Send me a picture of your sun dress.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Catch a fight, Maris. How do you feel about ketchup
on eggs? I have an interesting stance. Do you want
to talk about it? X? How do you not have
ketchup on eggs? That's my question?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Wow, I can't wait to learn about these egg.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
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Speaker 2 (06:15):
Get it is the Morning mash Pit on Rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Remember when the Nevermind Baby tried to sue yeah and then.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Just got dismissed immediately. Bro, there's better ways to make money.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You could have gone on a documentary tour that would
have done better for you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
On fans I think you.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Can just call it like OnlyFans at or slash Nirvana
kid or something.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know if I wanted.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I want my porn career to start when I'm a
literal baby. That seems like it's got weird implications.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
And there was an argument that that was his foot
too right, Okay, I like to say that sometimes too.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's the angle. Okay, that's not a nail.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Ketch up on eggs, ketchup on eggs, ketchup on eggs.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Pines is trying to normalize ketchup on eggs. I didn't
know this wasn't normal already.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They're adding labels to their ketchup.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That's say, quote breakfast ketchup at bottles, at waffle houses
across the country. They claim only one in four people
use ketchup at breakfast. Yeah, I'd beg to differ. Okay,
we're a ketchup family, grown up. Everybody put ketchup on
eggs and breakfast and not on eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But if I got hash browns, I want a little
ketchup from a hash brown exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So you're using ketchup at breakfast, Mars.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I don't eat eggs that often. I don't like them,
but ketchup hash browns. Yeah, there'll be some other condiments
you can throw in there, some hot sauce, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I just think the breakfast food is propaganda, all of it.
Why do we have to eat particular foods first thing
when we wake up?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What makes eggs a breakfast food? Do you think the
egg cares whether or not you eat it in the
morning or at night, and it is kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I need a music bed. Do this. I'm not eating
scrambled eggs for dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Button, would I do what?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Step up on your stool? Yes, hang.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You, dear listener, but I'm standing on my chair. This
is not great because the mic doesn't go up that high.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
But the chair ish shaking.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's okay. I got good balance, I've got good course drink.
I actually do thank you on the floor. Breakfast. Breakfast
is propaganda.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
There is no reason that we have to have French
toast eggs and bacon at nine am. You could have
French toast eggs and bacon at two pm and guess
what your life would be full and happy. In fact,
I bet that there are better breakfast foods to start with.
I bet your brain could probably deal with different nutrients.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But no, here we are eating eggs because a big egg.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Delicious, big egg delicious.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I like to get a hard boiled and shove them
down delicious.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
To be fair, I do like a good turkey sandwich
in the morning. Let's me just sit and then if
you did steak and eggs, that's like a perfect right.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
But there are people who hate ketchup. There are of
a cousin who has never ate ketchup in his life.
He will never try it, he will never eat it.
What's your opinion on the cats up? Eight four four
ninety five fifty? Do you have it for breakfast? Do
you not have it for breakfast? Do you drink it
just like as a glass of ketchup.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
In the morning? Drink ketchup?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Furthermore, what are some foods that you think maybe should
be breakfast?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Have about this mac and cheese? Ketchup on mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, no, no, we should mac and cheese for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No ketchup on mac and cheese, which all people hold on?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What why again? That's what we would would I grew up.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's what we did to season our mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
And he's gonna say, you people while talking about seizing
mac and cheese and ketchup, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
God just catch busy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Sometimes and they don't catch them. One macachie but it's
too spicy.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Dare you.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
A band that was recently rushed off the stage after
a drone flew over the top of the stadium. Oh yeah, well,
nowadays those drones are big enough to carry various things
stuff like that, so it ended up being a thing everybody. Okay,
that was just some dude trying to get a picture
of the show, but still better safe than sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Guess yeah kidding.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station with Green
Day the morning marsh pit is on.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Drones had another key player And what is an inevitable.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Human Advice is a robot wall?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human robot Wall.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Salt Lake City is busy nine one one center wants
to try computer smarts to help with its call overload.
The idea is to buy AI software that could pick
up to thirty percent of the nearly four hundred and
fifty thousand non emergency calls it gets each year. Human
dispatchers would still field every life or death call, but
the AI could handle simple reports, translate in thirty six
(11:07):
languages on the spot, and pass trickier cases to people.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So do people just not know there's a non emergency
line you can call?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I think what she's saying is the AI will take
that over. Yeah, So essentially you'll have your nine one
one and a real person walll answer a normal person,
a real person, a real human being will answer that one.
But if you call in to ask about a traffic
ticket or something like that, automation is basically going to
handle it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You wouldn't call nine one one to talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, people called nine one one for all sorts of
very sung.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
There's a lot of really dumb stuff. But I also
just reroute you. Yeah, I think there's Yeah, I kind
of like this.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, oh hey, Jenny got a little burn on her hand.
We're wondering maybe what we should put on it. Those
kind of calls probably yeah, Yeah, it's like, all right, moron,
he's getting too smart.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Have you heard of neosporin?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
One time someone called nine one one to help them
open a drawer of Manning's So excuse me, nine one one.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I lost my marijuana. Yeah, it's famous people getting somebody
stole my map.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I fell on something and now it's up my bot.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I fell.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I just want to be so clear on that point
that it was a falling accident. I don't like that
you like it, Maris.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I mean it makes sense because if the people are dumb, yeah,
let's just put it out there. Because like I tried
to like it, takes two seconds to google the non
emergency number to report like a traffic accident or something
along those lines where it's just like, hey, a tree
fell over on this street is blocking the road exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You don't need nine one one for that.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And then it's like people are so overly dramatic. You
never know how emergency it is, but to them it's
like so heightened.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
But if the AI can just take care of.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That exactly, and that's how they get you.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
See, that's what I don't like.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Because whose discretion is it? What's an emergency and what
is and you're gonna leave that up to AI. Suddenly
they've decided you're very much life and death situation. Isn't
life and death? Not to them, They're not going to
pass that on to a human. Your dad bleeding out
on the floor, that sucks, man, that's not life or death.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Get him a towel, get.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Him out of his misery, is what they're going to say.
Next thing, you know, you're holding up something because the robots.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Are gonna put you through to a human, But your
dad is sitting there suffering on the floor, and you
gotta take him out.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Man's hold on, Hold on, Wait, news from the front
of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
June twenty seventh. You can see those guys at Summerfest
over in Milwaukee. The Killers are on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
You know, Milwaukee's nice, it is, but they're not quite
on the list for best cities for.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Music lovers, even with Summerfest. Huh, even with Summerfest, you
would think.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Time Out did an analysis of the best cities for
music love said included looking at the number of concerts,
music venues, festivals, hometown artists, and other music related businesses,
and nationally.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Seattle's got to be on this list. Seattle is on
the list. Seattle is number Now La is on there too.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
La is not listed really question?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, I have questions too, because.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Red Hot Chili Peppers have something to say on the topic.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
London, England is number one, okay, followed by Berlin, Germany,
and then the one that makes sense, Chicago is that third.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is Chicago's number three in the world. In the world Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Now, I want to argue with Germany, but I also
need to see what their festival. I need to see
what their festivals. Don't like arguing very much.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Roll through the What do we know about London?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is it like they're big? O? Two festivals that are
like big.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
When I think about seeing like all of the great
concerts that go through the Wimbley, like that's a huge
thing for them, And then I know they have big festivals.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Also, it's really gloomy. They're even gloomier than Chicago. So
they need to listen to some music in order to
stay alive their depression.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
But like, just thinking about Chicago, we got the United Center,
Soldier Field, Lollapalooza, Riot Fest, Lyrical Elemonade, Summer Smash, all
the other edim festivals, what's going on in the Navy Pier,
the smaller venues all around town.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I understand why we are tops in the United States.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
By Nashville comes in at number five and then New
York is a number seven.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, I'll take it, though, right, I don't agree, but
I'll take it. Yeah, I don't know how. I still
don't know how LA didn't make the top ten.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's bizarre to me.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Hey, somebody's just pissed at LA. They got Chicago right,
and that's all I.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Can right, Chicago number one and the US of A
let me hear it? Boys, can we get a kick off?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
A C d C is one of the mini bands
performing at Soldier Field this summer.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That have that are.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Making Chicago one of the greatest cities for music lovers.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, and that that seems like a really good thing.
I don't like seem happy and Mikey, how are you
feeling over thereat? Oh, that's so good and we want
to preserve that good feelings to stay around. But we
also we need to be informed as part of our
due diligence as citizens of the US of A. I
(16:41):
don't want to be informed, but but the headlines they're
not I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you, guys.
They're not great. Oh, the news headlines not famously happy,
But we're gonna make them happy.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
We're gonna put a positive spin on the headlines with
bad news bears okay, god news.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Okay, So I'll just do it one. Okay, here you
go with the bad news bears.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
The music at least anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Two year old boy dies after being found in drainage channel.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I don't like lash starts so hot.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's weird that you think it's hot. Body sound believed
to be missing fishermen. Jesus didn't save that oneth Man
dead after crashing snowmobile into tree.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah it's junior silly goofs. Mom charged in death a
two month old infant.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Silly goose is brutal. You started with the child, that
ended with the child.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Infants, all of it. This is just bad news, Bears.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The music didn't help today.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Sometimes Lass, it seems the happiness in the room was preserved,
and therefore my job is done.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Here We're gonna return the happiness with bacon scented dryer sheets.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh really Yeah? Oh I kind of like that. Oh yeah,
that's next on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
August sixteenth, Credit Union, Want Amphitheater. Those guys playing alongside
Jimmy Eat World and Newfound Glory all you need to
know of now at Rock nine five five Chi dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Is it breakfast or is it laundry?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Benton Bacon has dropped smoke sheets, or dryer sheets that
smell like Bacon smoke sheets yep.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
The limited edition dryer sheets are infused with the scent
of its iconic smokehouse. The smoke sheets set includes ten
vacuum sealed organic cloth dryer smoke sheet have to be strong.
Three packs of Benton's Bacon and a Beton's T shirt
packed inside limited edition grave and it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
We're here for the dryer sheets.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
The gyro sheets were left in the spokehouse for two
days and then vacuum sealed.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, I'm all on board, are you.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, that'll go good with my bacon yodorant and my
bacon cologne. Ye bacon lip bomb. Oh man, I'm a
bacon man.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You guys are begging to get eaten.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That's not what I meant.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're telling me what I meant. That's exactly what we're
going for.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Like I met like a giant being, like, all grind
your bones to make my bread.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Can okay bones. If there's a good woman hooge, you
can light some bacon candles. Put on your bacon scented
face masks.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
When we get to.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
The Goods of Heaven and we wonder why they're not
letting us in, there's gonna be so many audio clips
that Saint Peter is going to play from this show,
and he's going to be like, here's Exhibit A, B, C,
and D.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Excuse me, we're out here. Hello, God, it just comes
on the head been ring doorbell. Yeah, I don't all right,
guys wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Remember the time, Mike you said grinding bones on her? Yeah,
you're not getting in here.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It's one of many.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I don't know that. I want to smell like food.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Though, Na not see.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
What you're missing is like how cologne works right and
entices the opposite sex in to you. So when you
find that bacon lover and she's just like, is that
maple sense it bacon? And I'm just like, absolutely, baby,
absolutely is maple sense it bacon?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You know, would smoke? And if she knows the difference, you're.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Going to get murdered. Jeffrey Dahmer's style, You're gonna end
up in a pot boiled.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
See, it's it's going to lead to you know what
you should stay over for breakfast?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, Oh, Marius, I like that. It's not what it's
going to lead to.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
And if you see any houses in the woods made
of gingerbread, don't go inside and get into the jacuzzi.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm not that hoss potatoes and celery and onions.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I Am not trying to find my bacon love. And
Mommy in the woods.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Okay, Like I'm just gonna be walking up and down
Michigan Avenue and when she does that stop take and goes,
oh is that ba baby? It is?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I love smoked meat. I want to come back to
my place.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
It's time to dork out.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yesterday we were pumped space Ball too. Yeah, going to
be coming to us in twenty twenty seven. And we
have another spoof reboot coming out this year, The Naked Guns. Yes,
is coming back to theaters on August first.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Who's starring in it? Oh, only the great It just
fits so well.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Don't tell me no, Liam. I really thought you were
going to say Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, Liam Neeson.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
It is so perfect because his iconic roles are the
most badasses, and then now he's coming in and just
playing into the funny side of everything. Pamela Anderson is
also in this movie, playing the female.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Lead, and you're really in the Pamela renaissance these days, huh.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
She never left me. I met her when I was
about sixteen. She tried to a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think taught me a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
What you teach you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
About my body?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I think you learned.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I thought she was the first maybe Jenny McCarthy and
Pamela Anderson the first naked women I ever saw. Oh, ever,
Playboy was huge back then. Yeah, pam was Like Pamela
Anderson was incredible, was Playboy?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And still is. She's beautiful still, yeah, she really is.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
So the movie is obviously following up kind of picking
up as Liam Neeson's is playing Frank drebin Jor, the
son of the iconic in the Detective in the original series,
and in the trailer, uh, there's a moment where as
he is the son, they're honoring all the fathers who
(23:26):
have passed. And then if you didn't know, O. J.
Simpson is in this movie. Oh, and they skin, hey
what to another officer.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
He's like, no, that's not my dad. That's not my dad.
Oh my god, how not at all? How was it
oj was in the original Well, I know, but you
said he's in this one. No he's not. Like they
played the joke of gotcha.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yes, okay, so already on par can't wait, And I'm
happy that we're getting good spoof movie back.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I really like that they have Liam Neeson because, like
Leslie Nielsen was absolutely legend. But he very much was
a comedy actor, so you knew what you were getting
from it. The comedy is best played straight.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
It's actually why Leslie Neilson was so good because you
never saw him laugh or like doing anything. Yeah, he
sold it like it was serious and Liam Neeson is
going to.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Do such and the bits were so over the top.
It was just like, how how do you sit on
set and be able to act around all these folks?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
But hey, wait a minute, Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen, do
you think in order to replace Leslie Nielson, they just
went down the list alphabetically to the next Hollywood actor.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I get a call.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I'm very excited
for this coming out on August first and tomorrow in
nerd news. Another movie coming back to the theaters.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Another remake, No, another pair make. It's a re release. Interesting.
I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'm just glad we're making original stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sure, MICHAELA.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We've accepted the.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Fact we're not getting anything new from Hollywood, so at
least they're redoing really good movies and se goals to
good ones like space ballsya.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Like Fast than The Furious Fourteenth. Hey, it's a fantastic series.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It's always good for spaceballs to come in pairs, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hey, Semi Sonic on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
I always love being in a bar when this comes
on and you don't move, just sit there, like, no,
you better turn those lights on so I know it's real.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'll take another Michael. What happened in Northwestern?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, Famed actor and comedian Steve Carell delivered the commencement
address for the Northwestern University class of twenty twenty five
Sunday at the United Center.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
And this is what it sounds.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
Like, something that is important to me and something that
I believe we need more of in the world. My
topic this morning is kindness, So please just shut up
and listen.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
That's good, That's absolutely what was needed.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
I did love seeing the clips from this, and he
just has a full on dance break.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, with the entire ceremony. It goes down into the crowd.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Yeah, it was just really awkward because he was dancing
with one of the deans or the whoever, and it
just was like, this wasn't choreographed.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
No, it's great. We'd like a Michael Scott moment.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Actually yeah, yeah, just full in character. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
He went on to give several examples of kindness in
daily life, like returning your shopping cart in the parking lot,
or better yet, he said, returning the stray one you
didn't use.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
The comedian urged the audience.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
To show kindness to themselves as well, whether it be
through splurging on a trip, dinner, or clothing. He says,
kindness is not a weakness. It is a potent strength.
And I agree.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
There you go. Yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Steve Carrell, and that's why I'm nice to you guys
every day.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Subjectively, I don't know about that. Subjectively, don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, is there a problem making No?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Never, Okay, no problem. Go ahead and say what you
want to say. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Threading Mike with violence after we're talking about being kind.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Also, cool things you've Carrell? Second City? Yeah, I mean
big Chicago guy. Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, love him.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's Second City. Very humorous over there.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now here's a bit only blug. We're there eight four
four guns.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
We're giving away a four pack of tickets to the
Messy Experience, a dream come true opening at the beginning
of July. Do you want to be in an immersive
art installation about the goat of soccer? Train like the goat,
be around the goat and take photos with the AI
go What are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
All right, we're getting all the guns ready. Okay, she's
loading the gun.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I heard what you said you but yes, you're gonna
call in take one of us hostage. We will answer
one question for or you if you need a save,
but you got to answer three questions right to get
these tickets eight four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty
pe Cot.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And now Fun to the Head on Rocked. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Sarah?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Hey, how you doing? We're doing fantastic.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Welcome to Fun to the Head's the fun trivia game
where you are answering questions taking one of us hostage,
and either myself, Maria or Michael can provide you.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
A save if you need a little bit of help.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Now, before we get to the questions, who do you
want to take hostage?
Speaker 9 (28:50):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Thanks, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Sarah, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Always have the gatling gun ready.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Okay, Wow, that's really close to him down, putting a
half away from him.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't like how close it is. I like it
a lot.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Okay, Michael, you got the questions. Okay, let's get it, Sarah,
keep me safe.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Which hot dog spot in Chicago is famous for its
quote dragged through the garden and quote dogs and a
strict quote no ketchup end quote rule.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Oh, I have no clue, I'm gonna go or no
courtilla to be fair before we start shooting.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
There's a lot of Chicago style places that require that,
so that's kind of a misdirect, but we'll keep moving.
We like it because thanks guys. I like how Ria's
gun has to warm up. It's like because battery powered.
I don't, please keep getting better and better.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's such a good time.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right, here we go. What's small?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Electronic pet was a huge fad in the late nineties,
often getting banned from classrooms. This is before cell phones
and tree calculators. All right, hid, small electronic pet?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Would you like to save? Sarah?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
All right, time, I got you. Yeah, you got it.
There's like a little keychain and you had to feed
him to.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Keep them alive.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, got it. Thanks but she is on the floor.
It's terrifying shooting from the floor.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
All right, Sarah, you don't have any more saves, so
you gotta get you more correct to keep me from
getting shot.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
By Mario over here and Michael. Here we go. Question
number three?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
What year did the very first kids Bop album release
in the United States?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
What is happening today? How is anybody's Oh my gosh,
that is so close, But you're wrong, two thousand and one,
damn thing.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Okay, okay, yeah, we'll have them Maria Bopp later today.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
So Marris, you saved her with the tamagotchi. So she
got one, So you got to get the next two.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
You got to get the next two. Okay, Sarah, let's go.
I want to get you these tickets for the Messy Experience.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
No hell, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Question four, which nineteen ninety nine film by the Watcho
Skis featured the line quote, there is no spoon.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It's the Wakowski brothers. Well it doesn't say that, says
what house? I know? I know, so a nineteen ninety
nine movie, is it?
Speaker 9 (32:05):
The main trick?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Thank you, sir, thank you. Okay, get well done. You
last don't you dare you stop over there? Did you
just hear the of it warming up?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah? I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Last question and for all the marbles, Uh, name a
city in Illinois. Name the city in Illinois where it
is illegal to serve your pet dog whiskey?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Bye? Four three two one? But a right? Oh, the
question was name a city in Illinois, Illinois where it
is illegal to serve your Unfortunately a little late on
that one. It was indeed Chicago.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And I'm sorry, Sarah, but you have lost the Messy
tickets today. But you know what, you have one the
greatest autumn.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, you're in there right now.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
But you also get a beautiful, lovely air guitar right
here from the morning Moshpit for you to enjoy and
play any of your favorite rock songs featured here on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Lee.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Okay, we will have another four.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Pack of tickets to the Messy Experience tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh that hurt, Maria. Thank you? Yeah, no, you're not sorry,
not at all. Now here's five or so things with Maries.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Why does he always drop his pants during this part.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Of the show.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Well, well, Michael said it was no pants kind of day.
No pants Tuesday, Bob, I'm just listening.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
To Michael Sweat.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Today we're gonna start things with the doctor with Matthew
or charge. The doctor is being charged from Matthew Perry's
death from ketymine. Doctor Salvador is pleading guilty to four
counts of distribution of ketymine and this could lead to
forty years in prison as.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
He should go over prescribe medications to people that are
going to kill him.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Why would you let someone with a history of addiction
take home ketamine.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
All of those things.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
I think that doctors get starstruck. Yeah, you know, yeah, definitely.
We've given him what he wanted in an astally Jess who.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Came into my office today, you know what I mean,
And then they just keep him happy, which is sad.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Joey Chestnut is making his return to the Nathan's Hot
Dog Eating Champion. He is the sixteen time champion of
the event and due to sponsorship issues last year did
his event on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
But he's back baby.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh hell yeah. How much is he making?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Because I just think if anyone you'd start an OnlyFans
it's Joey.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Chestnut's launching a new line of honey based for snacks.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
He's calling them be up.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
It's inspired by his backyard beekeeping hobby.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I didn't know if Beckham was a beekeeper.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Is beakeeping age?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Come? What? Does?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Don't worry about? You know?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
If there's three?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
There are three different flavors, very very tropical mix and
sour watermelon available online and it's target for five dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
This is terrifying.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
A group of kids found a World War two bomb
washed ashore at a Florida beach. Thankfully the bomb was inactive,
very Florida and very Florida. It's covered in barnacles and
the bomb squad did come and retrieve it. So yeah,
I don't that's terrifying crazy down there.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I wonder if anybody knows if a World War two
bomb could still be active.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I feel like that's that's a long time ago. Do
they go bad?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes and no, it depends.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I would imagine they would deteriorate, but like the blasts
wouldn't be as strong.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But I'm just glad it wasn't active.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I'm sure somebody texts, yeah, they do have the issue
with the land mines.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, okay, And as mosquito season is upon us. Here
some plants to keep around you to rid off those mosquitoes, lemograss, lavender,
mary golts mint, and you could look just just to
name a few.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
And in a couple of weeks it can all be
dead on your windowsill.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
How about marijuana? Does that help? I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
It's not on the list, but you can absolutely, I'll
give it an effort.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
You want to do a science experiment, I think so.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Okay, great here they don't like smoke, so that's probably true.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Ninety five minutes commercial free? Isn't that on Rock ninety
five five? Rock ninety five to five?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Are we speaking with Rocky? That would be me?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
All right, okay, right, that's good. Welcome to the morning,
mash Pi. You, my friend, are on your way to
winning tickets to Kids Bop Live, the Certified Bob Tour.
But before we get there, we have a very special
Maria Bops.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm so sorry. Just cute it now. We got a
real long intro. Oh Yeah yeah, we're like funs and roses,
you know what I mean. Yeah, this is your favorite.
I'm going to ruin your favorite for you a little bit.
(37:45):
I am sorry you do however, get tickets out of
this and that that's something you have kids, right, Rocket.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I sure do? Nice wear them out.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
It's gonna got real, aready?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I mean okay, you're ready now, I'm so ready. Okay,
let's get it. Welcome to the jungle.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
We got funning games.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
All the animals you want.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
We're gonna learn the names. We got gators and crocodiles,
hippos and monkeys, jaguars and two cans. You can't see
them off for free.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
In the jungle.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Knock some zouee. I want to see you succeed.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
We learned a little zoology with ghosts.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Oh, Rocky, how do you feel about that one? What?
What grade would you give it? Right?
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Rocket, in the good graces of the people, and Rocky,
you officially have your four pack of tickets to the
kids Bob the Certified Bob Tour coming to the Amphitheater
on August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
And who remind us again, who are you taking with
you on this one? My daughter Juliet.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Hey, you got to shout out, Juliet. It's gonna be
a great daddy daughter day. And for everyone else, go
and get your tickets at Livenation dot Com.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I heard a cover of this song somewhat recently, okay,
and it gave me a lot of respect for the
vocalist covering the song. And that vocalist was Miley Cyrus.
She sounded her rate.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
You know what, Miley is a secret rocker, and not
even a secret rocker, she's an outfront rocker.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I think she is.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
In fact, I think her voice is better suited for
rock music. But she started in Disney, and so like
when you start there, you kind of have to go
pop if you want to keep your fan base.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
She's kind of raspy m but she's and she's been
inching towards rock for a minute now to the dogs.
Oh she sounds well.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I'm sure her label probably doesn't let her, but she
sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
They let her do a hip hop album.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's so fair.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, they don't care. She could text us about it.
At eight fifty.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
For text Time, our first text of the day, Miley says, hey,
thanks guys, that was nice of you. From the seven
eight the second text of the day. So, marijuana smoke
won't keep mosquitoes away, but it does get them very
high and chilled to the point where they won't bite
you anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
He says, you can also get us a Tornello.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Planetel Okay, I'm gonna try the weed first, I think so,
and then I'll go to Citronello.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
If that doesn't work, there you go.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Can I help? Yeah, and see how many mosquitoes we
could keep away?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Marass, you better come over too.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I'm in Yeah, Okay, let's go here to day six three.
Oh Marris be hanging dong and getting paid to talk
about random stuff.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
Michael told me to take my pants off at the
beginning of the show, so I did exactly.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
What he said. It's a no pants day. It's humid out,
it's sunjress season, Davy, don't chase.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Let's see here a sea dot. Chris Love this guy.
I see him every time I go to a Cubs game.
Give a big high five. He always has his malort shot,
his shooter ready to go with the Cubs win. Nice
he says, Hey, it's hot as ball's weather today. Need
a Thursday, the Tuesday edition.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Oh, that's called Hoday, Tuesdayday.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Go have a beer, okay, or a single shot of
alert when the Cubs win tonight, us.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Like yourself and go have a beer here.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay, love you Sea Dot. Chris would love to come
to sing games with you. Bun from the nine oh five.
Cute Cold Pizza or cold KFC is amazing for breakfast. Yeah,
so I know somebody that puts ketch up on everything,
literally everything. Thanksgiving dinner one night, catch up on the turkey,
catch up on the mashed potatoes, catch upon the vegetables.
I say, good for you. A man who likes flavor.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Childhood shrama manifests in many ways in adulthood.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I did have a roommate who put ketchup on pizza.
Oh that's weird. And I was like, I get it.
They're both tomato based. You got the tomato sauce within.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
The that's why it doesn't there.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
But I got it too much. Eight four.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Do you put ketchup on your pizza? Or is my
my old roommate just a.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Weird a weird When I was a child, not now. Well,
when I was a child, I used to like to
have bilooney sandwiches with ketchup.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well, yeah, of course, well that's what we have when.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
We're now it should be with mustard.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I was eating your may little muscle a little fried
baloney with some mayo. Oh that's how you get fancy
balonea you like, eat it up fancy then toasted. It's
like quiz before.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Baloney mustard potato chips.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Okay, and white bread potato chips on deli sandwiches or fire?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Do you think eight four four ninety five fifty? You
can always text us, also text everybody throughout the day. Well,
cling her pack compone, We're here for you. Right on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I heard a cover of this song somewhat recently, okay,
and it gave me a lot of respect for the
vocalist covering the song. And that vocalist was Miley Cyrus.
She sounded her grate.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
You know what, Miley is a secret rocker, and not
even a secret rocker, she's an outfront rocker.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I think she is.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
In fact, I think her voice is better suited for
rock music. But she started in Disney, and so like
when you start there, you kind of have to go
pop if you want to keep your fan base. She's
kind of raspy, h but she's and she's been inching
towards rock for a minute now to the dogs. Oh
she sounds well, I'm.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Sure, her label probably doesn't let her, but she sounds
so good.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
She couldn't let her do a hip hop album.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's so fair.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, they don't care. She could text us about it.
At eight four fifty for text.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Time, our first text of the day, Miley says, Hey,
thanks guys, that was nice of you.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
From the seven eight.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
The second text of the day is so marijuana smoke
won't keep mosquitoes away, but it does get them very
high and chilled to the point where they won't bite
you anymore.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
He says, you can also get a citrnella plante.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Okay, I'm gonna try the weed first, I think so,
and then I'll go to sit Trenello.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
If that doesn't work, there you go.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Can I help? Yeah, we'll see how many mosquitoes we
could keep away.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Maris, you better come over too, I'm in Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Cool, Sorry guy, let's go here to day six three
Oh Maris be hanging dong and getting paid to talk
about random stuff.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Michael told me to take my pants off at the
beginning of the show, so I did exactly what he said.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's a it's a no pants day. It's humid up,
it's sundress season. Baby, don't chase, let's go. Let's see
here sea Dot Chris love this guy. I see him
every time I go to a Cubs game. Give a
big high five. He always has his malort shot, his
shooter ready to go with the Cubs win. Nice, he says, Hey,
it's hot as ball's weather today. Need a Thursday the
Tuesday edition.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Oh that's called Moesday, Tuesday, Tuesday Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Go have a beer, okay, or a.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Single shot of alert when the Cups win.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Tonight, I like yourself and go have a beer.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Here, okay, love you see dot Chris would love to
come to some games with you. But from the nine
oh five cute cold pizza or cold KFC is amazing
for breakfast. So I know somebody that puts ketchup on everything,
literally everything. Thanksgiving dinner one night, ketchup on the turkey,
ketchup on the mashed potatoes, catch upon the vegetables.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
I'd say, good for you. A man who likes flavor.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
You know.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Childhood strama manifests in many ways in adulthood.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
I did have a roommate who put ketchup on pizza.
Oh that's weird, And I was like I get it.
They're both tomato based.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You got the.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Tomato sauce within the It doesn't but it's already there.
But I got it too much, mater eight four Do
you put ketchup on your pizza? Or is my my
old roommate just a weird.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
It's a weird.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
When I was a child, not now. Well, when I
was a child, I used to like to have bilooney
sandwiches with ketchup.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Well, yeah, of course, well that's what we have when.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
We're row No, it should be with mustard. I was
eating it.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
We had bowl mayo, little male, little muscle, a little
fried baloney with some mayo.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Just on. Oh that's how you get fancy baloney.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
You like heat it up, We don't fancy, then toast it.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
It's like quiz before baloney mustard potato chips.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Okay, and white bread potato chips on Deli sandwiches are fire?
Speaker 2 (46:40):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty. You can always
text us, also text everybody throughout the day. Walt Clinger
pack capone, We're here for you right on Rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Speaking of songs covered by Miley Cyrus, that one she
performed every Rose has It's thorn on her Can't be
Tamed tour and done.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
If you know anything about Miley Cyrus, it's an hilarious
tour to performance.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
And if you care about Miley Cyrus, you're listening to
the wrong radio.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
We can't care and also not play her, and those
two things can go inside.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I will tell you, even though I was making a
joke there, I heard those covers and they're both really good.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
She's good. She's a little rocker man. She has that
voice that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, you can't deny that.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah, I'd like her to tork to it.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
I just wanted to swing on the ball. Wait, you
know the.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Every but every dude but goes to work on the
list of people withles, I'll.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Call it.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
You.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You got a dome p a toorkable buddy, let's go.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
Thank you. I still know she's a little skinny's she
is very thin.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Okay, so what we can't politely throw it back every
now and then, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
I like it when they check it's refined, it's talking politely.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Excited. I saw on the weekend. That's all I've been singing. Yes,
gone off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
When did we get into.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
The shallow end? I don't know, but we've been drowning
all morning.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
I don't know how to swim.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
In my life, I was a lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
I wear water wings. Could you save a person in
my size? Yes?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
How okay? You would float better? Actually, thanks, Maria asked
the question. I'm going to go answer you'd float, you'd
float really No. I had to take my instruction instructor
had to go to the twelve foot deep end and
pull him from the bottom and swim him all the
way up so I can do things. I know stuff.
Hey Maris, I swear it's not about kids, bop, it's
(49:09):
not about no. No, we're ending the show. We're ending
the show. Do you have the time to listen to me?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Why? Maybe click the button about nothing?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Good day?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Is that? Do you have the.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Time to listen to me?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Whine
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