Kids Could Never Handle What We Did Growing Up

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
What band is that?

Speaker 3 (00:01):
Mikey uh here ick come, come, comes, don't tell my
pilots all right, not pearl damn. Like I accidentally said yesterday,
there's just.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
A lot going on in here.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Sometimes I think I was like working on a video
and doing something else, and I was like singing like
here I'll come, I'll come in. For some reason, I
just thought it was Eddie.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You always singing Eddie Vedder. I know, yeah, it's it's hard.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Sing hip hop songs and Eddie Vedder.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
And you're like, jew, this is the morning, but wake
up rock hard, laid back.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And there's laid back.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm Michael with my mom and my money and my money,
my mom.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Jee, it won't happen today. I got it down. I'm
writing everything down.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I yeah, I'm just gonna agree with you.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Big football weekend. I like Mars footballs.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
They're easier to throw. The yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Lion projections for who will win this game of Titan too.
Yesterday it was very very much Lions over Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And now it's tight, real tight, yeah, tight, real tight.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, yeah, don't get stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
You are wearing your Lions gear. Today.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I bet there's people who listen to the show who
are Detroit Lions fans.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean like two or three of them. We're in Chicago.
There's a corner coopea of people from every sports team. Obviously,
I know I'm an enemy territory this weekend. I know
what it is. If you feel like you want to
talk trash eight four four nine ninety five fifty. The
text lines are open. One thing we can't agree on, Maris, Yes,
f the packers. Oh, undoubtedly.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I went to Betterly last night, but I didn't see
they had quite a commanding lead at a certain point.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm very upset about it. They win that game, Yeah,
they won. I'm upset, Maria.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Go ahead, go ahead, you Oh, I have nothing else
to add off. I disagree with you, guys, like you're right.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, she knows about the meat packers.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, we're talking about it yesterday, best friends.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's not cheese packers. It was meat packers because the
guys on the original team worked at a meat factory.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Back in my day. They called them roommates.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know what, they might help pack the meat.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
The weather report, I cut it up for.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I've seen people butcher make animals before top is that meat.
You gotta cut it up to put it in a
small You can't put all the big meat in the
big packages like that. You don't need any like ripping.
But yeah, that's that's your signal to call in today.
We're giving away chains on right now, not right now.

(02:48):
Happened and we do want to talk to you, but
you know, I just want to, you know, test it out.
Eight four four fifty, that's the number. But now it
is Friday, Michael. Yeah, some weather for you coming up next,
a big storm on deck.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
We had Dale and Dale calling us.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's not time for the chainsaw. We just told you that.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
John Dale, Joe runs and now w C HI Weather
with Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike to Friday.
And you ain't got no job. You ain't got nothing
to do.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
What I watched a little of the movie Friday last night.
I didn't seen years and years.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh my god, it ain't got no job, It ain't
got bleep to do. Smoky god, that's a good movie.
You know they're making a new one, right.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
So what would that be for? Because they've done Friday
next Friday, Friday afternext. So when they filmed the original
Friday movie. They just had enough money to do it
in single takes. Oh yeah, so a lot of those
shots would have been thrown away, but they didn't have
the money or the time to do it, which makes
it so much cooler.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, and for the movie to be as iconic as
it is, it's amazing. That's an amazing feat. In general.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Your Friday forecast today looking absolutely beautiful, lots of sunshine
all day. Sit out on your front porch, smokes Mari
for if you if that's your thing, maybe have a
garage beer. It's football weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Man, it is. I'm sorry, Michael, but I love when
Maria just checks out and just starts doing.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Well.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Because we're such a weather report.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Michael's talking about Friday, You're joining it.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm like, okay, I'll just have some me time over here,
put my makeup. I've ever seen that movie?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Who I just toted?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh why?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I can't believe you've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's such a legendary movie.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is is cute? Yeah? You know what else is? I've
seen bits? You know what else is a legendary movie?
The Princess. I just care reaction.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, you haven't seen Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
And you're just wrong Friday the.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Button, Miss Parker, Miss Parker, I love this.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Movie iconically, one of the blackest movies around. And Michael
yeah yeah Northwestern over here quoting it, which is say
a lot, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's the Bye Felicia one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh my gosh, the Bye Felicia when you know that
from the meme.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, all right, we get it. You got knocked.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, beautiful day today, highs and Lotto eighties. It's gonna
be pretty nice all weekend except tomorrow morning. There is
a little bit of a potential storm on the radar.
If it does show up the way they're expecting it to,
it's gonna be downpours, thunderstorms, lightning tomorrow morning. So if
you're going out tomorrow morning, chance of outlook gerifications.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Hey, you know who is not me?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
So we're gonna we're gonna pull it together and give
you a better show coming up.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Dear Zach del Roca, Mmm, please thank you, please, please
please please do whatever you need to go back out
on tour with your friends and rage against the machine.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
It seems like everybody wants to go back out but him.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I missed you four years ago when you broke your
leg at the United Center.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
The country he didn't break is like at the United Center.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I think so. I don't know or like or like
he broke it and missed the show. I don't. I
don't know. I don't remember because I remember it happened,
and it was either the show got delayed or it
was I know, something happened.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
And you didn't get to see it.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
One way, I forgot to get tickets.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Oh, they played, they played.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I just need it again.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
On July eleventh, Oh my Birthday, twenty twenty two, Raging
against a Machine concert in Chicago, he injured his leg
while performing the fourth song bullet in the Head after Sorry.
After the injury, he performed the rest of the show
seated Interesting, There we go. Later, it was revealed Tori's
achilles a geeese achilles Akile's that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
I think we should send him a bunch of clips
of the human versus Robot wars that he can really
rage against the machine.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, thank you, we just got a rally them. Anyway,
that would be good news to hear.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Come on, where we're at right now is the news
segment that the corporate Shills insisted I have, but also
I'm not allowed to bring down the room.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
But also the news headlines. Remember looked at him, not amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That was the most gloriously sexy face I've ever seen him.
Yeah I did.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, Uh, that's the face I make kind of think
about Michael's mom.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
But they just told me to put a positive spin
on him. Is a peasy love and squeeze. We're about
to do that. This is bad news.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Bears man beheaded and machete attack at motel fun.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
That was the one in Texas.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I think that was crazy, not great.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Fishermen killed in pot cod accident hot cod.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
It's it's equipment and he was fishing and he got
hit by the equipment and now he was sleeping with
the fishes unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Woman sues Uber over sexual assault.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's supposed to be driving us, not driving us crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Hackers steal thousands from small dog rescue.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Steal thousands of dollars or thousands.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Of dogs thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm fine with that. Leave the puppies.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
They really screwed the pooch on that one.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
All of this, Jesus, we need a new bell.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Sex finger gott.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's just bad news.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Bear.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
She's not she's not belling the way she was.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Damn to be fair.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
There's a lot of dinging going on in here. It
is a lot of a lot of.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Ding in a little donging.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's a little dong with a lot of dinging. I
remember that, not a.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ding That is the Morning mash Pit.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
The cream pie video is up on social media. What
do you mean?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
It was funny?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, Katie brought in a peanut butter cream pie this morning.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, and your words extra words?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Well, the video, it was kind of funny. The videos
up on social media, just at Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Love it at everybody, tasty peanut butter cream but.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You had it all over your lips. It was I
tried to mind slow because it tasted so good.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I was trying to save something for later.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
My friend, I don't know what you're talking about, because
I'm not married.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
She got those rock station are the Morning mosh Pit?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yes we are. And if you're like Michael, I.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Want to let it go. Let's keep it going.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
If you're like Michael, you've probably used AI a whole
bunch in your life. Just make sure that if you're
using it to write your resume, you're also going back
in and making sure your resume stands for you, oh hey,
and has your touch on it.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
I got a little note on this.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I was using it to just work on a friend's resume,
just clean it up for basically, and it layered words
over each other at one point, so I had to
go back in and check it because it'll make little
mistakes like that.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Just go back, like, use the AI for the formatting.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And go back anymore. I just use the AI for
the AI.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, I know, use the other AI for that AI.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
And then you use AI for your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
She looks in a different state, a.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Different state of reality.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Okay, here, do you have something that you'd like to
add mares before I jump in. We'll get to it
at some Pointil James is gonna love this. What we
therere tells if you're using your AI to write your resume.
Guess what, your employer doesn't love it and we have
to bend the knee to them. Number one is generic buzzwords.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I have so much to say about this.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Terms like results driven, go get her, and team player
are over used in vague, especially without specific examples to
back them up.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Sure, yes, a thousand percent.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Also, I would like to say that a I the
words that we're saying are just clear indicators of AI.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That's how they used to teach.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Us in school to be like prime, Like if you
want to do good work, you do these things like
using M dashes and saying and describing yourselves as self
as results driven in a team player.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
And now it's like if you do that, well then
we know it's AI.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
It's like, okay, well I was trying to think, like, yeah,
what else am I supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Right, I'm just writing. I was taught to write and sea.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, so it's funny before AI. I'm sorry, I'm laughing
a lot today and I got too sloaded up put
the mic.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Before AI, there was the friend that had a good
resume and what you did was you took that resume
and you swapped words in and out with your job.
And everybody was doing the same thing. But to that,
like the bosses are using AI to go through your
resumes because they're not reading them, so they're also like

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looking for other specific buzzwords. But you just have to
figure out how to crack the system.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
We also, like just had a meeting and we heard
the word synergy used. So if you can.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Use the word synergy, then I'm going to call myself
a go getter and we're gonna be fine. Number two,
there's no personal touch, Like we were saying, a lot
of ver eye content just feels copy pasted and robotic.
If you mentioned you're an excellent communicator, include a real
life example to give your resume an authentic personal touch.
Weird formatting or placeholders. Some people do submit resumes with

(12:32):
mismatched fonts, inconsistent formatting, or even with template prompts still attached,
like insert accomplishment here.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh no, you got to clean that up. But I
feel like a lot of creatives that I've seen resumes
for they do do the stuff all over the place.
I just like, look at their work, right.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I guess with a resume you can't always tell that
all right?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Last month is the flower shop example.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
AI chatbots have a tendency to generate similar responses and
anecdotes for users, and one recruiter noticed several candidates included
the same random example of running a flower shop, even
though the company had nothing to do with flowers, and
after seeing it multiple times, she realized they all likely
use the same AI tool, So chat GPT, come on,
Come on again.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Though, Like, if your resume looks good.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
If I'm a boss and I'm looking through resumes and
it's readable and it comes across, well fine, I'm not
even thinking as they say, I'm thinking like this, that's
most person do the job.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm a big fan of the interview, and I agree
not a lot of time to get candidates in on
the interview, and the the resume is supposed to be
a snapshot. I hate resumes. I hate cover that you
cannot learn about somebody like that. And it's almost like
I would rather you give me a reference pool. Yeah,
and I got to call three people and be like.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Hey, just chat with them for a second.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Are they worth the drop?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Can they hold a sentence?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
You know, I would rather just trade sexual favors for
job placement.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Squeeze. Well that works great in this business.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, I got my job, and that is Stone Temple Pilots.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh yeah, yesterday Michael mixed up Earl jam and Stone
Temple Pilots and I've decided that's going to be a
thing that lives on for a while.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
On the morning mosh bit.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
We really do bike down on bits. Huh.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I was hoping the bostdn't know about that. But okay,
I guess we're going to make it into something.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's made to be bitten. I like y, mikey.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Twenty things we survived that would emotionally destroy kids today.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh I love this. What about having your own phone
in your room? Now?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I didn't have my phone.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
In my room, but Maris, you were telling us I
wasn't allowed.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I found a phone outlet in my room as a teenager,
and then I found an old phone in the basement,
so I put a phone in my room. I didn't
about it, did I just put a phone in my room?
Now what I should have did, because I should have
put the computer in my room.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, although then if anybody picked up the phone, they'd
get the burn be like.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
What was on the phone.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
That would have been the thing to do. What about
dodgeball and Jimla. Do they still do dodgeball and they
play with different balls? Stop the big round ones. You
have to wait to them. They yeah, they make that
sound when they bounce. They don't play with those balls anymore.
They've got softies that they play with so that nobody

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gets hurt because you remember that one girl every dodgeball
game which she was paying attention, writ in a nose
She's got nosebleeds broken pay attention.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
So they use like nerf balls. Yeah, they use soft right,
eight four fifty. If you can think of something you
survived that would emotionally destroy, maybe maybe your.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Kids couldn't handle it. How about my parents? I was
the oldest.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
My parents adopted a number of kids. I had to
babysit infants and children's yeah, children's children. And I was like,
I think thirteen at the time, babysitting like four kids.
We were like diving out of the second story onto
the trampoline and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I mean it was I think about the dumb stuff
we used to do in my mom's basement, and I
was like, we should have broke something.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean me and my brother's playing
in the woods. We would just beat each other. We would.
It was even like ha ha. It was just like, I.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Think we need to unpack that later list.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I packed that up really nicely, and I organized it
so that it doesn't jump out like a jack in
the box.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Let's leave it in it's gift.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, leave it right there.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I just imagine Maria's mom coming out what's going on
out here? And her two military brothers are tied up
to trees and she's just.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Like nothing like that. Yes, that's exactly what it was.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Like.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Let's see here twenty things we survived that would emotionally
destroy kids today.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Being bored. Kids today don't know what real boredom is.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I was thinking about this and just being stuck in
traffic as a kid. I would add up license plates
while we were stuck in traffic. Yeah, what do you mean,
add like the numbers on the license plse. I would
just sit and add them up.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'd find time, Yeah, I'd find patterns in the license plates.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Wasn't there a license plate game that you'd play.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Out finding all the states as well?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Maybe as letters or you were trying to find letters summer.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Letters too, Yeah, go through the whole alphabet.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And maybe that was something we would do. And then,
like motion sickness became a big thing with a lot
of people, so everybody could like look out the car
to look for those things.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Just letting your mind wander and seeing how it is
in its natural state when it's not getting like the
stimulus of a phone scroll or a video game or
things like that.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
During the busiest two months of this summer, I drove
home for an hour in silence, yeah, and just the
window down, whatever's happening, And I was like.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
It's like it's a kind of rest. So there's not
just like sleeping rest. There's also over stimulation rest. You
have to take a break from that. There's also creativity rest,
where you have to like go paint something or make
something or just like whatever, do something that's recreational that
your brain needs.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Different kinds of rest.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
This is a funny one, Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Stressing over whether you'd get fined two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars by the FBI for copying a VHS tape,
do you remember the FBI warnings that would come up,
like I can't do this, I can't can I show
my friends this? Ordering stuff from catalogs, getting a summer job,
blowing on your video games. To make no caller ID
you had to you didn't know who was following it,

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or call in.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Your friend's house. You had to ask the parents if
they were home.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't think kids are this song, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
My favorite song rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
My name is Michael.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
It's Friday. I feel crazy today. It's been a stupid
week in the news. I just want to have fun.
Loosen up my tummy.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh, not too loose now. The morning mock pit together
is a uh. There is an exotic zoo in England
or United Kingdom, I should say that has hatched eight
iguana eggs and the mother never came in contact with
a male iguana. I so mad, immaculate conception.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'd be so mad.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I swear.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I didn't get the good part. I to raise these
damn kids.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Sure, it's what were you doing last?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
She's not raising the kid's part. But it is a
phenomenon that does happen in nature, you know, when when
there is a need for there to be kids. Reptiles
and I want to say, fish can do this pretty
regularly without needing another mate. But it happened. They can

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confirm like she's been isolated by herself for quite some time. Sure,
and when they found out the eggs were fertile, I
mean you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Like, I swear she's been isolated like like a black
and white you know, security camera of like another little gecko,
like cracking the.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Lock and sneaking in. That's called something else. But they're
all very happy to see that this phenomenon did happen.
It's it is fairly rare, but it can, and I'm
interested in other animals that can.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I thought you're going to say they were like doing
it on purpose, like they were artificially inside because I
saw that they were trying to make dinosaurs again different
kind of like regrow animals from DNA.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, they're doing that. They did that with a dire wolf.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Welcome to dress.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, wely mammoth. Yeah, I mean I don't know if
the dire wolf survived. I don't know I don't think
the mammoth survived for sure. That's kind of cool though,
in a in a weird way. I mean, no, it's
it's very cool in science like yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Also, it's like, what is that mean?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
We could grow body parts? Say? They ended the article
by saying Life finds Away and I was like, well,
she's in a zoo. She's not exactly trying to repopulate
the world.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
But you know, have you seen that movie Life? You
want to be stressed out for two hours straight?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Watch the movie Life Someone with Ryan Reynolds as an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
There's a different life with Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh, you know too, different sides of the fence on
that one.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's why it was like yo, Bertie Max in that
one too. It's real funny.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Jake Dylan hall One sometimes drive the Incubbus.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh I like that right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's the morningmash fit on Rock ninety five to five. Hey,
what's that?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh my god, scared my head. I liked it. I
just incubus the.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Ink drive the Incubus.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, Friday, you know what that sound is. We give
away chainsaws on Rock ninety five five. We've been doing this.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
For five years and it doesn't get old.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
We've been giving away chainsaws for five years and everybody
doesn't have one. Yeah, so we're gonna keep doing this
till we actively have all hands on decks.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Well, listen, if it's snows and stuff, you gotta get
some take care some branches before winter gets here. You
gotta make sure nothing's gonna being where you were going
winter rise with your chain.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Phone lines. People love the chains.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
If you start cutting branches, now, that's less leaves you
gotta clean up fewer. That's true.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Oh boy, the grammar police have arrived.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Really, that's what you're gonna eight four four ninety five
fifty b collar ten because it is free chainsaw fright.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
The cords can come as you are the cords.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
No, what did you what's the song.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Come as you are?

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah? The oh surprise, surprise, we're telling that joke? How
and different a pit. I'm actually going to tell you
an interesting thing real quick. There's a band called Killing
Joke and their nineteen eighty five song eighties same chords,
and Nirvana just slowed them down. And Kirk Cobain knew that,
and they even were going to hold off on releasing
it as a single. Killing Joke was going to sue them,

(23:25):
but then Kirk Coburn, you know, they didn't have well
they said, it's a short life.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
We could be going fishing or something sensible. So they
didn't do it like that.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Actually, in the same way they stole the chords Dave
Grohl's Still Drum Beats. Yeah, well all right, I heard
about that too.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yes, but because they did not sue obviously, well not
just because, but Dave was also a big fan of
Killing joke, so he helped them out in return by
playing drums on their two thousand and three self titled album.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Maria, this is a really fun fact.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
I know you guys interrupted me the entire way through. Anyway,
what are we doing now?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Boys?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Hold on? How this show works? Yeah? We were still.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I don't give you crowd something.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know how to function, Maris.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Can we give her hand for a second, just to
get through this?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Good job, play to go, mar Thank you you're kill there.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Good job.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
No good, that was nice. Anyway, what are we doing interrupting?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Alright, I am so excited. Great day for the Cabs yesterday. Now,
great day for the Cubs yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
You've got to make the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
They didn't play, so there was nothing to be sad about.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Cubs didn't get their playtime.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
No, but the Socks did and they beat the Rays.
White Socks beat the Tampa Bay Raise five to one
in the final game of the series. Rookie Shane Smith
pitched five and a half scoreless innings, allowing four hits
with four strikeouts to.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Get a sixth win of the season.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
That is a conundrum to me, how do you Socks
beat raise joke. Is this like a paper over rock
kind of deal? And rock paper scissors?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Okay, got it, it's a lot sock.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Just wrap it around them.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Why dude? Oh wait what? Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay, comes back at Wrigley today, Game time one twenty
big Friday game out there, sneak out of work, Early White,
somebody weather.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
It's gonna be fantastic for that.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
And tickets are like thirty bucks apiece.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
White Sox in Cleveland starting a series against them.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Six' ten is game time for that?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
One, now mars in, NEWS i didn't and we'll get.
THERE i know where you're. Going this is gonna be
quick because The Chicago sky what trade rumors about Getting
Angel reese out Of chicago because they completely fumbled this
opportunity an elite player that they couldn't build enough around

(25:43):
the put together a winning.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Team come, on, guys so what's the point of The
sky Without?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Angels come? On come?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
On is that? Interrupting come?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
ON i Think Angel reese IS i was just thinking
up the team, basically, yeah AND i think THAT'S i
think that's the.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Fail AND i want to say they had a really
good team around her that first. Year then they fired
the coach and we all looked and we're, like What
and now it's to the point, where, oh let's Trade,
angel get some draft picks or players out of, it
and hope we can turn this. Around but we have
What i'll call an iconic, player an iconic influencer within the.

(26:28):
City AND i don't want to See angel Leave. CHICAGO i.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
DO i think we should get trained on. THIS i
can't watch these bricks and train they'll call all. ANGELS
i had to move.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
On defeated teams come into The ringstead train of thought
and the come.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
You get that? One how you feeling? So, obviously Resident
lions fan, Here i'm not feeling.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Great, yeah yesterday it looked better for you guys than
it does today on the.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Line but it's also like The bears have played well
against The lions over the past few.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Years, also how about that coach that knows everything about your?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Team and how about the team that knows all about that?
COACH i think about it the other way in that
and that in that sentiment is just about who's going
to show up On.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Saturday you, have you have some, injuries we Have Jalen, Johnson,
Kyler gordon.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Questionable that's. You oh, SORRY i looked at The Jalen
johnson is back this.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Weekend it's saying here is still questionable With, philly, okay
and Then gordon's questionable with a. Hamspring they hamstring both
of them didn't, practice. Okay, uh and let's see, here
what do you?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Got Taylor decker was supposedly, hurt and THEN i want
to say someone, else but it's just it's one of
those things where it's going to be a rivalry game
and which is fun And i'm going to be perfectly,
honest is probably going to be the best game the.
Weekend are you going To detroit for the? Game?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Okay no. TICKETS i think more than the football tickets are.
Ridiculous it's. Wild it's absolutely. Wild. Maria final thoughts on this.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
ONE i think you covered all of.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
It, okay one question for, You, well can Can caleb
bounce back from the end of the last game or
were we gonna Which? Caleb are we going to see
first Half caleb or second Half?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Caleb you'll probably? Both, yeah, well only because he does
have the talent to do. It but if you get
him off schedule and you disrupt him he's a completely different.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Player that's WHAT i saw last.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Week that makes me, nervous, Though my, boy what TIME
i didn't look it?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Up what times game?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Time do we?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Know didn't kick? Off, okay let's go who Lab LAB i.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Think the nickname For. Caleb should we? Web?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Okay, yeah, yeah that's. Fun now here's a bit only
if that's time we want to fight over. There let's
play a trivia game. Here, okay let's have you call
in eight four four ninety five fifty answer some trivia.
Questions all, right take one of us. Hostage we'll provide

(29:12):
you a save if you need. It don't know the.
Question if we don't, know you're kind of supposed. To
but then there's gonna be some nerve darts flying around
if we get the questions. Wrong we want you to
be a part of. That eight four four nine five
five ninety five. Fifty you want to play with? Us? Oh? Oops,
yeah you know.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
What you went down to the register and you said the.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Thing we're gonna do it. Again you want to play with?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Us?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
No, no eight four.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Four, okay the register to the registry.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Fifty, No, well that's joke of the. Day that's my
favorite joke so. FAR i love that.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
One what's the number? One?

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Four who? Now fun to the head on Rock eddy?

Speaker 10 (29:58):
Five, yeah don't.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Worry they're using nerve.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Weapons are we speaking With? Josh what? Up? Josh how you? Doing? Welcome,
Welcome thank you for joining us this. Morning are you
ready to answer some trivia? Questions? YES i am all.
Right you know the. Drill you got to take one
of us, hostage and if we get the questions, wrong
we get shot with a nerve. Dart who do you

(30:21):
want to take? Hostage? Myself michael Or? Maria i'm gonna
Take i'm gonna take you marriage all?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Right all, right, right get taken?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hostage all? Right well he's a pretty smart.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Guy. Cool.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Cool if IF i was taking someone, hostage.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
It would Be. Maris thank. You that's not.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Because, maria you AND i aren't, smartest just that we're very.
Distractable marris is. Focused, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Thank. You, YEAH i appreciate. It. Josh all? Right who's
who's doing questions?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Today you doing them all? Week?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah? Jeez the?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Okay can you number?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
One what do you call an animal that only eats?
PLANTS i could hear? It could you repeat?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
It what do you call an animal that only eats plants?

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Herbal?

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Or?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Hey, yes Well.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Josh proud of, you emphasis on the. Herb i'd love
to smoke a joint with a.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Dinosaur do you remember in radio they used to smoke
like cigarettes in the?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Studios?

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, NINE i would never do, that certainly not at
ten twenty at. Night question number two shout out to
people that listen to My Nat.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Shore who is the villain in the horror Movie The
silence of The Lambs? Animal, Yeah, josh what's in The hobart?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Water we're gonna do with a clean sweep? Here, YEAH i.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Hope so number, three what color belt do you start?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
With cap?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Out?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Damn all?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Right, God, josh baby sweep.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
One hundred. Percent you got him a on this report? Card,
josh how do you?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Feel feeling? Great you try to get on for a while, Now,
oh is this your first time ye?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Show Josh cherry all the.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Way From hubert and you are going To Hubbard house
October fest with four of your friends is a lovely block.
Party you got, food you got very, invites you got
DJ's music and so much, more and you are all,
set my.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Friend all, Right thank you, guys so.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Much, oh, Thanks.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
JOSH i just want to inflate our egos just a little.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Bit, okay what do.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
You love about this? SHOW i like the?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Answer, okay, Hey, josh would you still love the show
if we were a?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Worm that?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Fair have you guys not heard that?

Speaker 11 (33:09):
Thing?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
NO i don't know what that.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Means girlfriends always ask would you still.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Love me if she just girlfriend? Us?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
NO i thought it was we are dear listener's girlfriend
all the. Time, Yes, OH i know about the bear we.
Are this is a collective un congratulations.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Stuff i'll cut a little. Bit, josh you're all. Set
you're going To Hubbard House October fest block party for everybody.
Else go To Hubbard House chicago dot. Com use CODE
I heart you get ten percent off your. Tickets leard.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Alert it's time to jork.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Out ladies and. Gentlemen it is A National Video Game,
day so. Celebrations CAN i tell you What i'm gonna
do after? Work what are you going to? Do back and?
Forth are you gonna do? It?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
WELL i don't know IF i want to say, it
BECAUSE i want to surprise somebody with. Us you, KNOW
i want you to save it and you AND i
will be able to.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Us i'm. Excited i'm going to get a switch to after.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Work are you really that's so?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
BAD i Think i'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
IT i need to get a BEAU i don't even.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Have we can have Like Mario Kart knights and just.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yes, also you know what sold. ME i saw that
for the switch. To the game they have out now
is the New tonys like.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You've been talking about that. Since.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
YEAH i just didn't.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
REALIZE i don't Think i'm versed enough in a switch.
TOO i figured it was out.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Replaystation and then all the old switch games are compatible
with the switch right, now and then bigger than that
because it was going to offer up my old, switch
but it's compatible with the switch. To so just With Wi,
FI i can play any switch game on switch to
and transfer it to my switch AND i can have the.

(34:53):
Players that's, good but very. Quickly if you've got kids
and then playing video, games keep them in video. Games
studies are showing that there is a strong possibility that
they will be able to make more money in a. Career,
later we were talking about. THIS a big part of
games when we were younger is pattern recognize, yep it

(35:14):
wasn't all this random. Stuff you had to notice the
pattern of the boss in the boss, fight so you wouldn't.
Die jump at the right, time roll at the right,
time fire at the right, time, correct die enough to
learn from your lessons so that you could auto. Correct
and if you get this in with the, kids because
the one thing that is coming back is those side,
scrollers and, yes they're coming, back and people are embracing.

(35:37):
Them Silk song is one of the top games this
out right now twenty dollars On, switch, REALLY ps five And,
xbox and it's got a lot of the big developers
very upset because they're charging seventy. Dollars but before we
get through any of, this AND i completely nerd out
with my fellow friends here eight four four n ninety
five point fifty On National Video Game, day what is

(36:00):
your number one top favorite video? Game, Maria go ahead And.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Halo Obviously i'm Doing, halo and Then i'm Going Elder.
Scrolls so your Sky, rims Your, morawins Your. Oblivion zelda
is up, There Soul caliber is up, There Dynasty warriors
is up.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
There got? It, Yeah, michael, jeez it's tough between the two.
Games i've played more than Any i'm gonna Say Tony
hawk Pro. Skater my two that are right behind it
is DOUBLE o seven for and sixty four love.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
It and Obviously Mario.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Kart kirby is my, favorite really My nintendo character of all. Time,
okay let's go Into Mega, Man Marvel, versus and THEN
FIFA fc E. A F c is one of the
best sports Games i've ever. Played oh, my we are
going To.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Madden my buddy's obsessed With Mad.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Madden but BECAUSE i played, soccer soccer translated a lot
better for, me. Gotcha so BUT i played my brother
in madd and to this day he just whoops. Me
there is nothing than getting me past that whooping Because
i'll try and he's, like, OH i see what you're.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Doing so, Yeah i'm just trying to think IF i
could relate to sports video, games AND i.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
CAN i played a sports video.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Game oh, Jeez, Quidditch i'm all.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Out, Yeah Harry, potter all, right AND i played quidditche
and god damn, IT i was.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Good it Is rock ninety five to five and it
is His National Video Game, Day and we just shared
with you some of our absolute top tier favorite video,
games and Then Alan alan called, us how you doing?
TODAY i am?

Speaker 11 (37:40):
Good how are you?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Guys we're doing. Fantastic what are your favorite video? Games my?

Speaker 11 (37:45):
Friend, Well, MARIA i actually just saw, You, renfair but
you shouted out the Sky rim And oblivion, games lot.
Those But i'm A n sixty four Game boy PlayStation two,
guys so for me Like Super Small. Bros Original pokemon,
Games Metal, Gear Solid Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Hearts all, Right So Smash? Brothers who is your? Character
who are you going to battle?

Speaker 11 (38:11):
With it depends on the, game, honestly if we're talking
the original, One i'm a Samis.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Man, okay all, right Fair, FAIR i was rolling With.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
KIRBY i Love SAMs Took, Yeah Smash, Brothers, michael.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay, Ma.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
MARTH i played with a, lot, yes BUT i also
Did Zelda Slash.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Oh, yes. Yes in the later, games To link is my.
Guy and THEN i also Like pitt is one of
my favorites in the later, Games kirby's To bouncy for. Me,
YEAH i develop a different fighting style for the faster,

(38:55):
games and see in sixty fourth slow enough so THAT
i can't Use kirby the way that.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Want oddly, enough the REASON i didn't Like kirby was
BECAUSE i felt like he was hard to control because
of the. BOUNCING i wonder if that was a particular. Game,
yeah all, Right i've never heard of a game Called Elden.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Ring.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah this DUDE i used to work with obsessed with that. Game,
yeah he.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Said it was very.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Hard so it's a very very difficult.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Game we are we are kind of glossing over LIKE
pc stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
TOO i was never A pc? Gamer were you A pc? Gamer?
ALLEN i MEAN i.

Speaker 11 (39:25):
Never really had a good, one but when it ran
like the Og, OBLIVION i did that Boulders, Gate, Wait.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Empires we had a game ON O.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I will never you.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Know it caused a scandal in my. House what was
that Run escape.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
Of?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It it's either With, RuneScape you either know how to
game the game or you were just out having fun.
OBLIVIOUS i remember being like.

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Twelve years, old pretending to be a woman and just
asking people for. Cash AND i have my thrill. Armor
oh my, god, yes please please take.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
It old come all, Right i'll take.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
You my buddy in college had the party hat and
he sold, IT i want to, say for a few thousand.
Dollars and we're, like what did you just? Do and he's,
like don't. Worry this is some epic stuff In. RUNESCAPES
i love the.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Concept my parents are so scared of old men pretending
to be young girls online and instead it is.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
A young boy pretending to be a woman to kind
of selling you.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Things eight four four ninety five. Fifty it Is National
Video Game. Day tell us your video game stories on
our text line eight four four ninety five, fifty or
hit us on The lucky talk back on the iHeartRadio.
App hit the red microphone, button.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Ran fast right around the.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Corner those guys gonna be, There Blink online eighty, two
gonna be, There Green, Day Weird, alan so much MORE
i read Online. Yesterday costco has discounted right. TICKETS i love.
That save yourself some. Money come out to a big rock.
Show rock ninety five Five chicago's rock. Stations morner is
on its time for wall.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
It is it is time for the inevitable human advice
is robot.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
From the front of the inevitable human robot.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
War hey don't TRUST ai with your. Health, okay, WAIT
i use, this don't do.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
That Yesterday stop survey found that twenty two percent Of
americans have followed medical advice FROM ai that was later proven.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Incorrect oh my.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
God, yeah it's a big deal because people are going
TO ai first before they go to aqufter of, course, right, Sure.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I'm glass in my foot the other DAY i was
learning all to cut my foot open.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
It, NO i had to go to the doctor anyways
and get an X.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Ra, Right so MAYBE i could have saved something THAT
i said.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
That.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, unfortunately many people also BELIEVE ai is more trustworthy
than actual human medical.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Professional that's definitely. True that's.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Wild, WELL i, mean here's the. Thing we've all had
to make doctor's appointments in the very awkward and then
sometimes you get await a month and it's. Expensive so,
yes our handy dandy new form OF WebMD that's gonna
talk to us a little bit better is kind of.
Convenient BUT i THINK i trust WebMD more then SOMETIMES

(42:15):
i do. TOO i don't know you think about. Doctor,
well humans are just very.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Fallible, yeah but also what humans are is human and can.
Empathize and so if you, say, HEY i have this
pain coming from the specific part in my, body YOUR
ai thing is not going to ask follow up questions of, like,
oh what is that pain?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Sharp is that?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Dull is that level, bla it's just going to be
like it could be, this whereas a doctor will be,
like oh, NO i know what that pain feels, like
and that means it's this more serious. Thing BUT i
only know that Because i'm a human that can empathize
with pain.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Levels, well, PLEASE i just put in prove. ME i,
said my foot is. Hurting i'm trying to figure out
what's going. On, Hey, Michael i'm really sorry your foot is.
Hurting that seems like something really tough to go. Through
Now i'm not a, doctor BUT i can give you
an overview of some common causes of foot.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Pain that's so.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
EMPATHETIC i feel. Heard, okay there's the most.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Scripted so empathy is also the fielding and and that's
AN ai bot and it can't FEEL i feel.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
WELL i like my. Friends i'm sure you, do my
doctor and my traveling.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
And my.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Teacher oh my.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
God and this is why men don't live as long as.
Riven this is. Fun, well, yeah you're. RIGHT i shouldn't
call you a, Man so don't do.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
That make sure that you're making smart choices and not ignoring.
Problems because A i told, You and that's that's how
they get. You you, know you'd take a you take,
it take a, knife and then they, go, oh as
long as it's not so, deep you're good to.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Go next, thing you, know you're bleeding. Out you're another,
casualty and they win the inevitable human versus robot.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
War this news from the front of The inevitable. Human
it is corn On rock ninety five five with freak
on a, leash ow, Kinky.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Sure to let your freaks off the leash every now and,
then ye run, Around, yeah let.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Them get some are, go let him touch some, grass.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Sniff the other grass.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Outside my mom used to say growing, up get.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Outside you know what else you can do? Outside but oh,
yeah you're cut up the.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Break, no thank.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
God, no let's, say like what with that?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Chainsaw, NO i don't want to change all kind of. Things.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
No, no, eight, four, four, nine, five five ninety five
fifty b collar. TEN i hardly know. Where get yourself
a chance going into the. WEEKEND a beautiful weekend, Too,
michael let me.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Gorgeous there is a potential for a big storm tomorrow.
Morning so if you're taking the kids out to play
sports or, something. THERE i don't know if it's baseball
season soccer. SEASON i guess.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
It's, uh it's, well it's high school football. Season, yeah
so maybe a little. Wet you got some youth soccer
going on all weekend. Too if you THOUGHT i was
going to cut up the, freaks you.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Were, like you know what else you can do? Outside
while the freaks are touching the? Grass then you play
a chainsaw sound. Effect i'm worried about the.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Freaks hard. Work, YEAH i would trim the bushes while
the freaks are. Out maybe not monitor the.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Freaks my, FREAKS i need.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Them all. Right let's see what's going on With. Jonathan. Jonathan,
hey what's? Up how are you doing? Today i'm? Good,
good just, Good he's good.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Good would you consider yourself a Freak? JONATHAN a little?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Bit? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah let you off the leash.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
TODAY i was going to, say would you like to
be on the? Leash? Jonathan, well not for, me specifics.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Register i'm, Sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Jonathan, GERARD i see the.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Fine harris wants to put you on a. Leash how
does that make you? Feel?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Yeah. Jonathan i'm. Sorry we'll play, Video.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
JONATHAN i want to put you on shot that feel.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Okay, Jonathan let's let's let's just give the man his.
Chainsaw IF i hit the right, button there we.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
GO i don't know if you.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Know so if you were listening to the show last
week when you were, Out, marris me And michael actually
do just a really good chainsaw sound.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Effect we couldn't find the.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Button yeah, Here i'll just do real. Good ready you want.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
To i'm sorry for WHAT i said, earlier but Now i'm.
Sorry you have to sit through this with them like a.
Motorcycle my. Bad so what are you gonna do with your? Chainsaw?
Jonathan my buddy cut down the?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Trees, yeah, buddy, sorry so good.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Alibi, yes we don't want anybody to dry snitch on. Themselves,
okay we don't want. That we give away. Chainsaw this
is our second chainsaw the. Day. Jonathan you are all
set because it is free chasaw f.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Salonus you can feel the rage simmering in those anger
yodels On rock ninety five to.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Five you, Good, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Okay i'm pumped. UP i can tell all.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Right, Sorry, okay go, ahead.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Rock news a.

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Second you want rock news or around?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Town you want to know we can do around town
to which one do you want.

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To go with the?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Plane i'm very excited to.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Talk about rock news today because there's a New biscuit song.
Out oh, yeah it's it's pretty good, Too so thank
you for reminding me to do my child all do
what's going on around?

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Town you get the?

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Song?

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READY i love to see Here Young blood, Tonight Riviera
theater sold.

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Out you get tickets on the secondhand, market but the
cheapest One i'm looking at it right now is three
hundred and sixty five dollars yer.

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Ticket and that's a small venue for him right. Now
next year he's going.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
To be A United center.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Situation it tempts me, though because you think where this guy's,
headed and to be able to see someone at that
point in their career in a venue where you could
reach up and almost grab them.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Is a pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Thing.

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Yeah that's a strong lala uh oh for just a.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Crossover, yeah and THEN i look at my bank account
And i'm, like oh.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Wait, yeah, Exactly welcome to my.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Life, Yep Stained, Gary, Indiana Saturday night the hard Rock.
Casino nice gonna go check Out Stained gambled to a Little.
Gambled i'm not.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Sure have you.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Guys do you guys know the Band. Mountjoy. Yeah, yeah
they are mostly alternative.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Band they're very. Good they're Playing United center tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Night.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
WOWOY i was, like holy, crap that's.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Well that's the interesting thing about alternative is because like it's.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So, alternative the people that are big in, it you
don't really know about it because they're big in the
non mainstream.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Exactly so all of a, sudden this band that you
thought was like this teeny tiny is blown.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Up it's cool.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Cool, well back in the, day you were. Big if
you were played on the, radio you were.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Big if you do this, that and these days people
can do it out of their garage and make a.
Career Mud Vane sunday at The Aragon. Ballroom, wow some
tickets still available for. That And Cubs intown all weekend
against The. Rays wrigleyville is going to Be Hoppin' White
sox out of town they are In cleveland And Monster
jam there it Is All State arena going down this.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Weekend get the kids, out blow some stank.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Off that's jam made out of.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Monsters, hmmm the best. Kind That's Halloween, jam The Halloween.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Jam so, yeah And by the, Way halloween.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Stuff is starting to do the monster, mash, sorry.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Different halloween stuff starting around. TOWN i see people starting
to promote that the haunted houses are coming stuff like.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
That it's very.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Exciting my house is. HAUNTED i see a.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Lot of craft pump can beer in the.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Story i'm a divorce this. Year there's a.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Lot that's WHY i. Moved, YEAH i should do.

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That but the thing, is my landlord hasn't raised my
rent or some say find.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Memories be damned. GHOST i am still living with your.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Ghost you know What i'm missing? Today what do you?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Miss my five things THAT i can take into the
day SO i know what's going.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
On, Oh i'm absolutely gonna be ready with that in
like two minutes.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Here, okay, boy oh? Boy and then rock news.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yep all of. That we'll be next as soon AS
i get it. Together five ish. Things you almost certainly
need to.

Speaker 10 (50:48):
Know it's a hell of a community, Service i'll tell
you that.

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Much And i'm happy to be. Helpful if you order
packages From chewi the pet, group be. Careful rack figured
out that there's food in. THERE a new. Porch pirate
took to a ninety three or, yeah ninety three dollars
bag of dog. Food maybe helped. Himself, oh it was

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one of those big. Ones chewi did understand as all
the footage was caught on somebody's ring camera and they did.
Refund the residents.

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Didn't do anything wrong for my, boy save the.

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Record means he's. Fine he's just full somewhere taking a.

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Nap so the raccoon grabbed the thing and then run
off on his hind legs while he's holding.

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It BECAUSE i love. IT i love those.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Videos those are. GREAT i love their.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Hands but he looks so like.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Sneaky. Yeah Rispy kream is bringing back a fan favorite
For International Chocolate, day bringing back the chocolate glaze. Donut
it's going to be available On, Sunday september.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Fourteenth you can't get a chocolate glaze, interesting like like
a chocolate, ring oh chocolate, donut but then glazed on
top of THE i was thinking that the.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Glazeaze chocolate or the chocolate with.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Clays NOW i know why they discontinued. It that doesn't
sound good at.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
All what is wrong with? US i dropped out of
college samesis for this. Career it stands. Well coffee is
Still america's the most popular. Beverage they did a. STUDY
i don't know why there's A duncan and A starbucks,
everywhere no. Kidding it took over two thirds of the
vote for most popular. Beverage no, coke no diet, coke.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Just, drink no, whiskey no.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Liquor nobody's drinking anymore except for. Us we're the only
generation still. Drinking apparently with the, programme you.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Know we'll make up for the other generations.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
One. Weekend. Kidding, uh there's this thing called genital anxiety
going on that is promoting whole body. Deodorant deodorants used
to be based for just your, pits and now, uh
people who are focused on, crotch, butt cracked feet and
other body parts smelling this new thing called body. Deodorant
and there's this old thing called. Soap, yeah there's this

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old thing called soap and. Scrubbing why you wouldn't have
this problem and this wouldn't be a.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Thing So i've seen two commercials about. This one was
the My, Neck My back. Parody once she was like spraying.
Themselves but did you see The Marshall lynch. One he
was doing the same.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Thing he's got this deodorant and he's, like.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
It goes all over your, body even down, there and he's,
like sprays it down on the.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Fine nobody want to smell.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
That that's, True just shrub it. All and most, importantly,
yes and very. Quickly a doctor was caught having sex
with a nurse while a patient was in. Surgery it
was an, anesthesiologist which you, know you're not cutting up,
anybody but you got to make sure they stay. Asleep
got the person, asleep went over to the next surgical,

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room had sex with the, nurse got caught by another,
nurse and is blaming his marital problems at home for his.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Actions that's just Thing i've ever.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Heard how he was.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
MARRIED i don't like that. Part but how hot is.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
That here's what we're gonna do when this person goes,
Under that's when we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
It that's kind of fun and.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Risky he was, like and the count back from fun
four and.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
He count to sixty nine for, Me i'll be right
back to do a, fun upbeat song about black Magic
santria On rock ninety five to.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Five we're, Voodoo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the dark. Magic, anyway,
boys what's happened on Rock. News let's get into.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
It, well rocks good me, too especially smooth ones that
you can skip on the, lakes.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Or like those ones that you see in museums and
gift shops that are all.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Polished oh, yeah those are.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Cool or, diamonds, well some of my, favorites diamonds of.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Money diamonds are a girl's best.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Friend well you get the, worst, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Well sell it and then it's definitely your best.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Friend Perry ferrell has filed a response To Dave navarro's,
lawsuit denying all. Accusations In, July James addiction Guitars stave
Of navarro file the lawsuit Against Perry, ferrell accusing him
of assault and battery following an on stage altercation during
the band's recent. Tour, essentially And i've wondered about. THIS
i saw that quote unquote. Fight Dave navarro did not
suffer any damages physically during That there wasn't, ANYTHING. Yea

(55:26):
in order to sue, someone you could sue anybody for,
anything but in order to actually win a, lawsuit someone
has to have damages and you have to be able
to prove.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Him you could argue that they were damages to his.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Career but that's not what this is. About.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Okay very, Specifically ferrell is coming back and, saying AND
i agree with. You, yeah because the tour didn't happen
And Perry ferrell was kind of losing his, mind that's.
Damages but in This ferrell denies each and every physical
allegation in the complaint and further denies that they have
been damaging in any way or any amount. Whatsoever the
document filed On monday also states That navarro fails to

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state facts of efficient to constitute a cause of action against.
Him can you imagine at one point these guys were
buddies making. Music oh, yeah that's so.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
SAD i feel like they're. Politicians, yeah it's just kind
of old.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Rockers, yeah they got money to put behind this.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Fight So navarro and the other guys From Jane's addiction
are together Suing ferrell for, assault battery and intentional infliction
of emotional, distress negligent and breach of fiduciary duty for
that contract breach where they didn't end up going on.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Tour so, yeah well that says a lot that it's
the entire band Versus perry.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Too everyone else is. Crazy i'm the only saying, yeah,
exactly uh.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
And this is very exciting and.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
LISTEN i Loved Limp biscuit WHEN i was, young and
If Limp biscuit made new music, NOW i would want
it to sound just Like Limp.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Biscuit AND i got good news it. Does Limp biscuit is.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Back.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Baby New Metal daddies have dropped their first new song
in four.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Years it is.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Called Oddly Enough Making love To morgan Walland DAMN i miss, you.

Speaker 12 (56:58):
Just singing low from a basic imprussing up your ground
control with a soul like bowie And i'm chop you
up If i'm one, DEPRESSION i don't really want to.
Grab i'm just telling them That i'm leaving with a
bag at high five through the scard and the strange
from the alcohol that'll never get, changed biscuy beats from
the pirate.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Fan i'm signed this deal with a.

Speaker 12 (57:18):
Loss of, hand locked a freestyle like a bowling, pin
flex these bars on A dauphin fin On last To,
shore BUT i can't complain doing back flips on a candy,
cane ride my scooter with a cape to night And
i'm a.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
High five men traffic.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
LIGHT i bleak.

Speaker 12 (57:33):
Twice THEN i tell her Little lord got kicked out
of the trunk, resort bought this cloud on a payment
plan and a ghosted out and a mini fan might
get my hand like a waffle comb spitting out syrup
in the twilights, long.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Got no, Child But i'm on the. Clock you can't
stop me because stop ladies, Care you're Not you're Not
what was that you? Said hare?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Like, Essentially i'm gonna crash the? Car oh, yeah playing
the sol backwards all. WEEKEND i looked.

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Ups that's.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Hilarious. HAT i might go find my red hat at That,
yes all weekend. Long that's what's. Happening is.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
THAT i wonder if that's their only because they drop
the single right which is coming from a new. Album
but it kind of makes me wonder if there sometimes
when they drop a, single there'll be another song in there.
TOO i really want to consume this all.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Weekend it's.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Awesome make, good sure makes good. Music man great.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Five you want your rock, news you want your concert,
Calendar hop on over To rock nine five.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Five you're On rock ninety five to. Five we always
give you the, latest most current music that's going.

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Too i'm not sure where they're. From they've got a
very interesting, accent BUT i definitely am viving. WITH i
still haven't found What i'm looking.

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For your fun man's name Is bono bono.

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Bono or sunglasses? Constantly yeahs? Though are we sure he's not?
Blind he might? Be, okay that's.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
INTERESTING i can't find what he's looking.

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For that's clearly, true very.

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True text time, boy the text messages has been cutting all,
morning fast and furious. Dirty we've been grabbing, him holding,
them batting them down from the three one.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
TOO i said that my favorite movie Is, friday and
someone gave us a, quote put some hot sauce on my.

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Burrito, baby you know you look good to. ME i
love that. Movie shout Out witherspoon eight one.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Five he passed, away didn't he? Did Oh man legend
eight one? Five good, morning Marsh. Pitt what about the
metal lunchboxes when we were going to school for your
lunch and the plastic thermost to hold your? DRINK i
had The Star wars. Lunchbox kids today would not like
to carry that every day to.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
SCHOOL i Had, transformers and you didn't live unless you
tasted that plastic with your apple juice exactly like.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
My inchbox was just, green but my thermos Was. Animaniacs
HE i love, That, yeah that's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Awesome mine Was Ninja. Turtles my man, man No Ninja. Turtles.

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TODAY i was a neutral ON ai UNTIL i learned
it ruined em dashes and NOW i m.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Dash what's that?

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Mean just like you're like the straight?

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Line oh, okay, Yep.

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people don't accuse me of using CHAT Gpt death To,
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survived drinking water straight from the garden hose WHEN i
was a.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Kid damn sure kids could not handle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
That today we're talking about things LIKE i don't, know
having a phone attached to the, wall that kids would
not be able to deal with these.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Days that water was crisp after our flag or a
touch football. Game for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
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the three two. One maria said the thing that unlocked
a core. Memory maria, said the thing that unlocked a core.
MEMORY i remember trying so hard to convince my parents
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to mail seven to fifty a month To.

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Europe, YEAH i have no idea When escape was a wild.
GAME i didn't know a whole lot about. It but
like it's it's still, going isn't.

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Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
MY adhd can't handle. That but it's just a bunch
of people exchanging money for. Stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Yeah. Ah from the two one five about the favorite video.
Games i'd be curious how many times y'all replayed a
specific game and how, Recently like Does maria go back
and Play halo?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
One, yes or whichever is in?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Series Does maris go back and play a specific year Of?
Fifa not specific TO, fifa But turtles And, time the iconic.
GAME i do speed runs with my friends, now like
we try to see how fast we cannot beat the.
Game that's. Fun.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Yeah last, year on my, BIRTHDAY i called out sick
to work and spent half the day playing a video
game on n sixty four and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
It was just a fantastic AS i, REMEMBER i did
not do that a week. Ago, yes, You i'm so.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
All.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Week i'm like that son of.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Them text messages coming in all the. Time you can text,
us you can Text, clinger you could Text. Wallet you
could Text Pat capone or anybody on the. Weekend here
rock nine five five eight oh four sorry eight four four,
wow my phone number four eight o. Four we did
that once on a show where we just purposely gave

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out everybody's phone.

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Number that was bad.

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News that would be bad for.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Me you could text us eight four four. Fifty that's
eight four four nine. Five It's.

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Friday that's a lot to fit into a. Number you
could do. It, gentlemen it's, time, yes collect what you've.

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Earned to be so clear that it is not any monetary,
compensation not even, food words of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
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Boys Maris, sunday The lions, lost then the lost On,
monday and This sunday they face off.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
AND i, say Go.

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Sarris the Boy, mary it's been a hell OF i said,
It ad the boy.

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Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Mikey this, Week i've been not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Drinking my liver, said hey, man thanks for a. Second
barstools crying and the beer is still. Clinking but my
wallet's fat and my breath stops. Stinking it's, hello, Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Mikey it's been a hello in the same. Way you
want the whole, scent not just a. WHIFF i gave
you the bit in.

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Full Len i.

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Called it the bis a helloe on the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Morning it's been hell.

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Beautiful lot of rhyming this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Time yeah we did we did. Things well.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Done, Boys let's stop doing things Until. Monday, okay, okay
but wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay have you
heard of Bonabas? JOVIUS i.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Haven't, morning

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It's been hell