Label Makers, Meth & Michael Likes Eggcicles!

Good morning, moshers! We’re back, surviving Chicago’s -20-degree tundra because, apparently, we love suffering.

Marris kicks things off by nerding out over the Nintendo Switch 2 and the first game announcement.

Maria shares the ultimate cringe story about her friend’s epic mistake. Let’s just say it’s one for the “oops” Hall of Fame.

Michael’s odd news is chef’s kiss today: a woman wins $2.8 million after a barbecue sauce. He also reveals what he did with a hammer as a child… 

He also like to eat Eggcicles! We also dig into Career Chat: what your job says about your mental health (spoiler: it’s bleak) and share Happiness Hacks—easy ways to boost your mood without blowing your budget.

Bundle up, grab your coffee, and join the mosh pit for chaos, laughs, and maybe a little wisdom. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Back the aristop big buffay.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, that's it hurts out there. It's a prickly pair.
At least you guys get to drive in. I had
to walk over it is.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's the choice that you make. And I don't want
to hear you to me today. You have been so
excited about winter since you moved here. This is it
and bluddy, I like to know.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm not as big of a fan of I don't know,
negative twenty degree wind chils.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
You gotta take the good with the bad unless you
my body feels it, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh my gosh, welcome to the Morning Mash. But my
name's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
A'm Maris my Michael moment. The hit problem. My knees
been bothering me all weekend and it's one of.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Those periatric men. Do you drink your and sure.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's coming for you? Can I ask you guys a question?
Yeah it is. Does it hurt to.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Walk around without shoes on on hardwood floors?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah? It does. And you're only.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
At the end, so it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Not just a me thing, like you h it's your feet, yeah,
like you're like the bottoms of your feet hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You don't know oh mansing for me like this past
year that started happening. I thought it was because but
saying that now I'm like, oh man, this is just
my feet.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Now it's all downhill to go down. That a very
busy day ahead of us.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
We love fun to the heads so much on Friday,
our new game show.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We're doing it all week.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's so generous of you to say, wee after we
shot you so mercilessly.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Do you enjoy yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I enjoyed myself too. Oh good. Basically it's trivia execution style. Yes.
Then we play for you and you get to win
brides very well.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
So we'll be playing for Coheating Cambria tickets today and
the rooster is working extra hard in the cold this
week starting at eight year next chance to win with Rocky.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Can I tell you how cold it's gonna get you? Can?
You absolutely can't.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Also, something in the forecast, possibly tomorrow, that.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm excited about. Oh goodness, coming up. I love the weather.
Sound my goodness. I feel like a real weather man.
You are a real weather man. Oh very exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Why did you just moan into that?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I love I love the snow which is in the
forecast for tomorrow. I really love the snow.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Thirty percent chance of snow in the forecast tomorrow, negative temperatures.
But here's the thing, grab a coat because the windshills
are gonna be negative twenty to negative thirty degrees, hands
down the coldest weather I've ever been in. I'm gonna
go for a little run with my shirt off later
and just see how cold it really is.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, do that. I just want to see how far
I can go down the lake front.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I do too.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm gonna guess I could go half a mile. I
don't think you to make it off your block.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't think you're leaving the house, you are correct.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think you open the door and then that's it.
Get out the shorts. Though. Tomorrow temperatures get up to
twenty three.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The sad thing is, is it actually will Field absolutely well?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, wasn't it fifty? At some point last week or
over the weekend. I was just out there like, wow, yeah,
twenty three tomorrow, low of zero motioning right, there was
a little fair hand too much. Hey we had too.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Much resh, you're too resident.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
But yes, a busy morning and the morning mash bit
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's gotta be weird if he grew up with rob Zombie,
Like that's a little Bobby Zombie on the radio on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Bobby Zombie has a nice ring to it, I know,
ride his bike over to our house.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Then he grew up and became Robert to.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Zombie, still as small as he was when he was
a child, little guy.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, criminals are not getting smarter, and I think we
keep warning them to actively try harder.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But another person, a woman has been arrested. What state.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
The state of distress?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
This one, right is Oregon? And oh, come on, what's
the state? All the stupid criminals are in Florida flabbergas
And to find a woman busted for carrying drugs in
a bag label definitely not a bag of drugs.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think when you slip into your nineteen forties radio
book the rest of our Hidings.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
The bag was filled with quote unquote snacks, mostly methamphetaminets.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Bag but mama's hungry.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's like a bunch of needles and everything like bad news.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
It's just one of those things where I think they're
at the point where.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
So I was like, hey, I want to get caught.
I want to go to jail.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
There's a psychological thing about that for people do do
things and then you know you want.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
To get caught. I've been running wild long enough. Now's
the time.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't know how to get out of this myself.
I'm going to write on the bag, but it's drugs.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
This really isn't giving me.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I want to get caught.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
This is giving me.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I really did not anticipate.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Anyone actually looking in this bag.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I thought my drug friends would think this was funny.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, she wasn't expecting to get caught. She looks so
she almost looks cartoonishly sad in her mugshots. She looks
like like Sally Skeleton or whoever it is sad.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's almost like droopy dog's face.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, her frown is just going all the way down
to her chin.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I want to put a corner in her forehead for
the Humane Society.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Now, I know this is going to fall on deaf ears.
But criminal, stop labeling your drugs. It's only going to
help the cops. Or if you want to help the cops,
keep labeling drug would be.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Fair if I had meth in a label maker I'm
gonna know what everything is by the end of the day.
I'm so are you.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
That actually might be the problem, the myth making you
do more than.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You need to?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And how much do you need to? Quick question for
you on Rock ninety five to five, how much meth
is necessary?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's the morning moshpit on Rock ninety five to five.
And Michael, I see that smile on your face. It
must mean robot nixes.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, roboticists said the Sony Computer Science Laboratories have developed
a robotic echo skeleton that helps piano players exoskeletorry exoskeleton
that helps piano players increase their speed on the keys.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
So it fits over your hand and then makes you
be able to play faster.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
My thought was for Maria, you could extend your fingers
so you could reach an octave.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't love the idea of being ratitudeed by a
robot to play piano better.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'd rather just like be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Also, that's kind of part of the artistry and musicianship
is like, for instance, don't make fun of me, dear listener,
but I have tiny, useless hands and they can't reach
a full octave on the piano. In which I've been
playing for quite some time. So one of the things
that I have to do is any time, like in
a piece of music where there's a chord that I

(07:31):
have to hit that's an octave BG, I have to
turn it like into a grace note. And the cool
thing about that is that is a thing unique to
me and my songs will all you can you'll be
able to tell Maria Palmer is playing that piano song
because whatever chord has an octave and it is going
to be a grace note. So it takes away some
of the like cool musicianship of it, you know.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
But it's like a training tactic though, so like it
gets you up to.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Speed and then once you get to speed, then you
can take it off and you.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Get but you can also do that with just exercises.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I just want to get it so I can just
play piano.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I want a stepic for piano players. I don't know
if I can get behind it.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
It's like there's an exoskeleton that's used to help weightlift,
and like once you get to that point and it's
like and now I can lift that weight and you
don't say, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
But I need some weight, but just go to the gym, you.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Know what I mean. Like, but here's my other question.
Who is this for? Do you know anyone that has
an exoskeleton for the gym?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, because it's still a military.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Exactly, And who is this for? What piano player is
going to get this like robotic hand thing?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
But it's also like think about your intention span, Like, yes,
I can spend ten years getting classically trained to do
something properly, or if I want to do something within.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
A year, I can be set up to do that
a lot sooner.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
And so it's like a train Yeah, I see what
it's training. It's like training something.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I would like to see a study on it and
if it actually helps at all, because like I'm thinking,
if I'm trying to build up speed and stuff in
my hands and suddenly I'm taking away the thing that
makes me fast, I don't know if my muscles are
actually staying there.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
The good news is.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
We're gonna be able to try this out because uh, Maria,
that is being hooked up to the board in here, Okay,
so she can play, But.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
When is it going to get keyboard?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
One knows how to plug it in.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Maria Palmer, No, exoskeleton.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
No exo no no, no, you're getting organic Kara, terrible
pana playing on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Ye, the only way we like it.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
On the way, we can't not talk about the switch
to and the minimal updates that we have, And it
doesn't seem like everybody's happy about this.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
All you are upset.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
About a switch Yeah, I'm upset about your double negative.
Use this room.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
You're welcoorning. You're absolutely welcome. That's on the way on
Rock ninety five to five. Do out, we shall.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Don't take your doork out.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
We have more updates on the Nintendo switch to.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, switch it up.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
It looks like this music the first game.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's like the place in your head when you're talking
about the weather all the time.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
The first game that they are looking to showcase on
the Nintendo switch too is the.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Latest Mario Nice. Now, get ready for chaos, because.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
They're predicting that you'll be able to play with twenty
four separate players in this Mario card game.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's a lot, yes, a lot of crap talking.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I cannot wait because when you're playing with I think
it's twelve twelve human players.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Now it gets chaos.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah, if you add another twelve on top of that,
it's going to be a mess, and I'm ready for it.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
People the three right.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
People chaotic.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
When you say chaotic, you mean because everybody's yelling at
each other and stuff. No, no, no, Well I've never played
video games with a headset and talk to people.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's an experience.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I've heard recordings of some of those things, it really is.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I've gotten calls a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Nobody really holds back a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, a look on her face, surprise, surprise. The video
game nerds aren't great with talking to women. Who could
have guessed. And I say this with deep, deep, profound
love for the video game nerds, but they don't love me,
especially not when I snipe them. Not Mario Kart but
a little different.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well this sounds fun, maris Yeah, And I mean a
lot of people still generally upset that the Nintendo Switch
is not a PlayStation or Xbox when it comes to power,
but it says that it is bigger. Oh, the power
is better, and the only thing that is comparable to
the PlayStation or Xbox is potentially the price, as it
will be close to five hundred dollars but.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's it's not bad. It's a switch. It's something that
you're going to play over and over and over and
over and over.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I mean, PlayStation five was five hundred dollars and coming
down now, okay, and the power that it has is insane.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I can tell by the way you're talking about this
that a five hundred dollars price point for this is
a ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's it's way too high for it not to be
hard with the PlayStation or Xbox.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yes, you can take it on the road everywhere you go. Yeah,
but you give me.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Something the wishbone three hundred dollars and you can take
your PlayStation on the road with you.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
So yeah, I don't like. Yes, five hundred dollars not
an amazing price point, but like you said, you can
take it anywhere you go. You're going to be playing
it more than your PlayStation five because of that.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Inherently, I imagine you have three kids and they all
want one. You can't just get one. Well, that's why
you get extra controllers, okay, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, Also, like I don't know, yeah, you can just
get one and then look at that and opportunity to
teach your children how to share and cooperate a life skill.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Who's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
That too?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Be listening this morning for that big loud talk Rocky
the Rooster. You hear the sound, you could win a
thousand dollars Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
The morning mosh pit is on.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
That was very offensive, Michael, Rocky the Rooster, you're listening
for the big I'm really I'm really sensitive about those
kinds of things. So if you could tone it down, okay,
I would appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hey, it's really cold outside, so make sure you're checking
the backseat of your car before you just head into work,
and don't worry about anything.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'd have squirrel in there.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's not what, but I guess it's technically a possibility.
I have a list here of six things you shouldn't
leave in your car when it's below freezing, and I
gotta tell you, Michael Marris, I love this list for
reasons that may not be immediately obvious, but I will
reveal it by the end of it.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
This is exciting.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Number one of things that you should not leave in
your car when it's below freezing. Aerosol cans. Oh, what
they can explode when it gets too cold.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I just thought that when they get too hot.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, also cold. Extreme temperature is not great.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Interesting, they're hot, then they're cold.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'll be back. I got to run in my car.
They're out. Oh god, I mean I got rid of that.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
According to company policies, is a drunk because it's illegal
in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I learned. Ah, it turns out.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good thing you keep it outside of the city. Number
two is canned food.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Canned food, it can make the.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Food inside expand and cause tiny cracks where bacteria can
get in.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
The USDA says to toss any canned food that swells
from freezing. Even if it doesn't, they suggest tossing it
just to be safe.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well, USDA looking out for US.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Eggs, don't leave them in the car. Eggs, if they
freeze in the shells crack, you can't eat them. Electronics
can still eat.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's not how hungry you are.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Hey, Michael, do you have a story that you'd like
to share the class? Okay, that's so disgusting on so
many levels. I really know how to Moving on the electronics,
Jesus Christ. Things like phones, computers, and tablets don't work
well if they get too cold.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
When I would run with my iPhone and it was
cold out, that drains the battery.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
It's like instantly probably figured that colder temperatures would have
been better, but also.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Says condensation can form on the inside of the device
when it went up, and that can cause a short medication.
Yeap totally that in the car. Some med's like insulin
become the stable if they get too cold. Hand and this,
dear listener, Aunt Michael Emeris, is why I love this
list so much because number six, the last one on

(15:51):
the list, is loved ones. So your loved ones made
this list, but they are not top prior or. They're
not even top three, they're not even top five, they're six.
It's pets and seniors are more vulnerable too cold weather,
so even showing amounts of time in a freezing car
can be dangerous. Don't leave me Ma in the passenger seats.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Least leave the car on for.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Do that. Also, you're gonna hear about it anyway. If
you leave the car on like that, you let me
outside to freeze niclu just like that.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Rock ninety five.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Unfortunately, when it gets cold like this, you realize how
good your coat boots, hats, scarf, all of those things are.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
And now Maria, you're looking for some boots.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
You need boots?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
All right, we need your help. We're looking for like,
get wet boots.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Are we looking for like hike around the city boots
or just an all encompassing winter boot.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Maybe a boot to the head. I don't know. I
like get wet boots, get wet boots. Well, you're stomping
around here.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Where do you think we get wet?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Mares?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Why don't I need boots?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's so cold that you don't get wet because it's
either snow or just frozen. Right, Yeah, there's not a
lot of rain going on, right, So text us help Maria.
What kind of boots do you have that you love?
Help Maria eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, send me some boots that'll get me wet. It's
Rock ninety Some stuff matters, So think about it too
much though, you'll spiral. It's the morning mosh been on
Rock ninety five five. Michael, what we got a new study?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I love these Why a new study looked into what
your job says about your psychological health?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh? Boy, that laugh says everything that's terrifying. It found
clear correlations between a person's profession and their genetic predisposition
to several psychiatric traits and disorders like ADHD, autism, depression, schizophrenia,
and anxiety. Hmmm, oh my god, he's getting into it.
STEM professionals, Okay, science, technology, engineering, and mathematics. Anybody want

(17:59):
to guess what they are on? What spectrum they're on?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh yeah, definitely autism in ADHD.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Right there. You needed a study for this? Was it
government funded? For dollars?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Schizophrenia most prevalent in community and social workers is interesting?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, that makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Anarexia nervosa shows up. I believe that's right, shows up
most frequently in teachers and educators.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Huh. Oh interesting, I wasn't expecting that.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
One says here they collected data for more than four
hundred thousand American and British Why would we do that
workers across twenty different professional fields.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
We threw so much to you a harbor to not
be including these same studies.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
As Brits go on, and here's a sample of what
they found. Let's do the last one here that the
most jobs associated with ADHD tend to require the least
amount of education, like radio. The most stable jobs with
the least amount of mental health condition architecture and engineering. Huh, healthcare? Okay, oh,

(19:04):
I need that.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
This one kind of makes sense because I have these
like fantasies about just being on a tractor in the
morning out with mcaffee farming, just watching the sun come
up as you're like mowing down some corn or something,
and like being out.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
In nature has been denstate to be like very good
for your mental health.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
So if business and finance stables consistent though, but also like,
we're probably only studying actually diagnosed.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
People, and so that is a very small fraction of
the population. We're not even taking into consideration the undiagnosed disorders.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh sure.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
For instance, I grew up in a military family. There's
so much that's so many of those service members have
that they literally are not allowed to report.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Are you ready for us the artists? Yeah? I mean
the goofballs most likely to be predispositioned to anerexia, bipolar disorder, autism, schizophrenia,
and depression. Is that clock? Yeah? I think that checks out.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Where do we think the creativity comes from? It's all
the sick thoughts.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
It's more comfortable. Indeed, all right, here we go with
five things. Hockey mom gets arrested after attacking referees. Hot
so hot, Massachusetts hockey moms was slapped with multiple criminal
charges after allegedly assaulting two hockey refs, and it shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Have got past the first one.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
She wasn't the only one involved as a hockey dad
was involved too, but he was only verbally assaulting the reps.
And now Massachusetts lawmakers are looking to introduce four new
bills to tamp down on parents at sporting events for
their children.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Dad was only verbally assaulting. That's why it takes a
woman to get things done. Get in there, throw some punches,
defend your offspring.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
If you're looking for a sexy Valentine's Day, White Castle
is bringing back the Love Kit for just ninety nine.
You can get three two packs of original sliders, four
two packs of eight Classic cheese sliders, three two.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Packs of six Jalapino.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
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strawberry cheesecake desserts. If you want to get in on
this and having a time for Valentine's Day, order by
February third at houseof Crave dot com.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And if you really want to sexy Valentine's Day, don't
get anything from white Castle? Are you insane?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Love white Castle? Heartburn is free? Oh yes, what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Bang your girl after you eat a bunch of white Castle.
You're gonna do a great job.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh you get to banging in beforehand.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
You're gonna have heartburn while you're down there eating other things.
I don't know about that. Stupid friends on Earth, just
sit on my sensitive parts.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
You know, you may have issues if you don't know
how to boil water, or if you're like this woman
who put an automatic or an electric kettle on the
stove to boil water and then melt it said elect kettle,
dumb friend.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Will To be fair, she might not have noticed it
was an electric kettle. She probably tried to buy a
kettle because it probably sat on the box.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Kettle in big.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Words, and then I probably said right above it.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Real small man riding high speed train from the outside
in an attempt to pull off the most mission of
basable stunt.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Ever just to throw him off, and you're hunting.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Man was caught outside of the train.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Can get through five whole things like.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
The kettle had a cord on it. I'm sure, Oh
she still put it on the cord. After the guy
was taking.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Star again, what's your train? What's happening over here?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Man? He got stuck outside of a train, a high
speed train, after they left him while he was taking an.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Extended smoke break.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
He jumped in between cars while the train was taking off.
He did one hundred and seventy miles in between cars
for twenty miles down the road. When asked why he
did it. When getting arrested, his luggage was still on
the train. And finally, over the weekend he had National
Popcorns ay five dollars bring your own popcorn, receptacle of

(23:12):
pots like pot and the most unique of them all,
somebody brought a night Stance to bring your own podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Night is the is going in the in the drawer.
That's this size economy on that. But then you have
like all the legs and everything. Did you win?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah? You got them all for the made very solid effort.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Jil I was carrying it myself. Michael's over here letting.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Mari City was intrigue.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Today being polite. We have a battle to win. We
cannot wage war without soldiers stopping.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Duty on the way on Rock ninety five five, We've
got affordable and easy ways to boost your mood on
a daily bases.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, we all need this right now. That's on the
way in the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Wonder Oh it was a stretch that was stretch your walls.
It's a morning mash pit on Rock ninety five to five.
Where do we got, gentlemen?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Third of younger workers admit they sometimes duck out of
work early.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
No surprise there, because older workers stuck out of work early.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Too, and they make more money.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Younger workers actually having different rules for working. Someone asks
two thousand employees under thirty five to name the work
rules they're willing to break, and at least ten percent
of them said yes to every single one.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Good easy number one. Ducking out of work early, yes, yeah.
Thirty four percent admit they sometimes do it. Yeah, have
a little lunch. It's a very nice lunch.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, leave a little bit early. You want to know
why everyone mentally checks out at about two thirty anyway?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, calling in sick because you want a day off.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah, you know what talks about this is uncontrollable.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
They know if we're gone Yeah, like I could just
take the.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Day well until Ai starts taking her dolls, and then
all of a sudden, you got robot Maria in for
real Maria.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Don't put it into the universe. It's already there is
robot Maria. A quiet just kidding my I just wonder
what the difference might be, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I would like to eulogize over Michael Mason lived a
beautiful life. He made it to Chicago on a beautiful
show called The Morning mosh Pit, and then one day
on January twenty first, that was his last day the list.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Wow, what is it an Adam Sandler movie where he's
like writing the list with makeup or lipstick, then he
puts the lipstick on afterwards.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, I just typed mine for efficiency.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Listen. I didn't say being allowed it was a bad thing.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh my goodness, don't say that either. That's not helping.
I like that your number one. You always wanted to
be number one, and now you're number one on my list.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Eighteen percent say they show up late. Yeah, if you
live in a city like you might be a little late.
I mean, thanks planes, buses and everything else.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yes, I saw a hero on Twitter the other day
he posted a picture from the tracks and like the
workers were down there like fixing the tracks, and it
just said if you ever need this and you need
to get tourk late, just send after.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
So good man, except now the bosses are just like
people know how to reverse Google image search. Unfortunately, I mean,
you can't use it over and over and over.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, you got to be smart about it. Let's see
here taking naps when working from home? Eleven percent?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
That is one.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
There's a lot of lires on that.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
List, yes, yeah, eleven percent claiming you worked more hours
than you really did.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, you were from home. Uh. And the last one
here using company tools or software for other freelance work
or personal reasons, Yeah for me, I the company uses
my personal editing systems. Yeah, for their own personal reasons.
Here's the thing, there's a given take here.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
If you would die on Friday, you're replaced on Monday.
So maybe I'm going to care about the job as
much as the job cares about me, and we're not
going to waste time feeling guilty about that because we're
being underpaid and overworked. Just as a general rule across
the board, unless you're a CEO had to replace, don't
make any version of a glass bottle. Put it down,

(27:41):
put it down before we drink.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
We got the studio stupid soda where the studio gets
sticky because of Michael.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I heard what I said. I heard what I said.
We have sports on the way. Would you would?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It's Maria Palmer on Rocking ninety five to five. I'm Maress,
I'm Michael, and I'm dying to hear about sports on
the morning.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It's time.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's time, big news fans.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Possibly breaking news. I mean it's kind of breaking. I
think circling yesterday.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
It's broken news. We're breaking it even more.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Ben Johnson said to be the new head coach of
the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Bian Johnson, he's going to coach them.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Month and this is very exciting.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
One of the top offensive coordinators in the league, the
Detroit Lions guy. And I think that's where I'll end,
because now the rivalry between the Lions and the Bears
just got a lot more intense. And I wish him well.
I hope he can work with Caleb. I hope he
gets to do everything he wants to.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
But that's where my well wishes end. Interesting, Yeah, you
lost over the weekend. That sucks. Yeah, yeah, that was weird,
though I thought for sure you guys would win that game.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
It was a very bad game of football, and you're
at home.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Even worse, it was not great, like liquidating coaches. Now
your team's it's over. For the Lions, this was their chance.
I never They're never going.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
To do this again.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
You're saying a lot of things, but it's it's not
complete doom and gloom. Yes, I'm unhappy about losing Ben
Johnson and potentially Aaron Glynn, but we still got Dan
Campbell at the helm, so I know that he'll move
us through. He was upset, as you shouldn't. I appreciate
my coach showing emotion like that.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I just eat.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
We had high hopes big weekend games as the Chiefs
beat Houston, Buffalo beat Baltimore.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Did you watch the Chiefs game. I didn't get to
see it. I was shriving so many times.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I'm starting to think that the NFL is like WWE wrestling,
like it's just fake. There the referees. The Chiefs wouldn't
have won the game without the refs. I'm not kidding
it was. I turned it off because it was so
bad to watch.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, it's too there. Well, we know.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You you are upset the game. You're gonna be a
terrible game, and I was just gonna get so upset.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yes, it is one of those things where sometimes, well
a lot of times, refs get a little too too involved,
and when they're trying to protect their star.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Patrick Mahomes, you know what's happening when you go into
that game.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
They're playing the Bills next, right, Yeah, they're playing the
Bills next, and the Bills need to.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Make it too big to rig.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Essentially, you need to win so big that the refs
can't even change the game.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
And then the NFC East is being represented, uh in
the NFC Championship with the Commanders going to Philly. Very
interesting game. I'm excited to see what Jaden Daniels can do.
And then Michael, you owe me a bottle.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I lost a bet.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Turns out everyone on the planet New Ohio State was
going to win that game except for you, except for me,
which is fine.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I saw all my friends heading on.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You take a predatory bet. No.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
He was like, I'm going to take Notre Dame and
I was like okay, and he's like, you want to
make bet, and I was like sure, and I even
let him make the wage.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You're in a fifty dollars bout it. Here we go. Fine,
though I.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Think you made upon I did not.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
He had faith in your Dame. I wasn't gonna back
down and let him feel bad. I wanted him to
feel good.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I know, but it's Michael, what's happening nothing, don't worry
your sweet little head.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
The first drive of the game, I thought it might
be in the money, but nope, quarterback bore himself out.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
All it took when he was puking on the sideline.
After that first drive, I knew what was about to happen.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Puking on the sideline. Well, every new beginning truly comes
from some other beginnings.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
And as Maria Palmer struggles with a machine gun NERF gun.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Out here we go, she frigurate it out. Boy, I
never give her a real gun.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
We are playing Fun to the Head next year on
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station in the morning
mash Pit, our brand new game show where you can
win fabulous prizes as we point nerf guns at each
other's face.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Holy yeah, it's I just can't I can't overload it.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
You're shooting into the wall, but the ricochet just flies
right by my head. It's real simple. What do we
got today? Cohedon Cambria tickets.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
It's taking back Sunday right, Yes, yes, yes, yes, all
at Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island if you want
to go eight four four ninety five fifty And it's
very simple.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
You pick one of us to answer trivia questions.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Every time we answer trivia question wrong, or when Maria
feels like it, we get.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Shot in her.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I feel like it all the day.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Or you could choose Maria and she could be the
one getting shot. Oh I seri. You could pick anybody
you want on the show.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
It's not October and I don't need to be taking
any unnecessary shots. For Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
We will see how the community feels. Eight four four
ninety five fifty. Fun to the Head is next.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Rock ninety five five? Are we speaking with Joel? You
are all Joel? How are you doing today? I am fantastic.
How are you? I'm doing good. We would like to
welcome you too. Funny, very simple game.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
We're gonna answer trivia questions for you to win Coheed
and Cambria tickets. If we get any of the answers wrong,
we get shot with a NERF gun.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Who would you like to answer questions for you? I
think I'm gonna go with Michael today.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Michael today, give ned a nerf guy.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Thank you? All right, all right, here we go. I'm smart, though,
so I'm gonna get these right.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, I'm hoping so brilliance, right.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
I gotta get three out of five, three out of five? Okay,
all right, all right, we got question one. What's something
you hit with a hammer?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Nail? Okay, fine, very good, very good, very good. My
mom's puppy when I was a kid, that's for sure. Wow,
that's dark and we can talk about that later.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Michael literally killed a puppy, so you're trying to decide
how you feel about him.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Out and walk a child and it was a child
hammer and the puppy was tiny.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Leave me alone. Oh, We're going to unpack that later.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's a real story of the problem.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I was like, it's time to go to questions too.
Thank you. Mariat me in the wing.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
What's the name of a place you go to see
lots of animals?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
So yeah, you got it, get it, got it?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Okay, only got to get one more.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, so I could take a little purpose for fun.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah you could do.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
That, you could. Yeah, why would you torture Joel like that?
I want and camera?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
All right? I do? Is an avocado? A fruit or
a vegetable? It's got to be a vegetables. It's definitely
a fruit.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I just copped it. I already shot you.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Well, that's just just the sound.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
You boys in your emotions. My god.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I don't know if he was playing on that one,
but he definitely got it wrong. But we're gonna move
to our next question.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
A fruit, Yes, seeds, big old seeds.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I have seed and I'm not a fruit. I'm sorry.
I was aiming for your chest, My bad.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I was aiming for the face.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
That was also with my last hand.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I got to improve my aim, all right.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
So I'm fourth question you need three yes? In the
moving movie Finding Nemo? What type of fish is Nemo?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
How the hell am I supposed to a flounder? Was
not a flounder?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
That is the correct response to Michael.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
It is a clownfish.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
You haven't seen Finding Nemo.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I'm forty. Do you know bullets? Left.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, all right, I think I have one left and
you've got one question left.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
And this is the most important question for Joel. So
this is the time, this is the one, This is
the one. All comes down to.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
This all might be I don't know, Hope.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
So what is the chemical symbols for H two? Oh?
You said it? Mary said it?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
You gave it away?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's H two You in the tickets, Bundy?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh there is?

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Yeah, maris awesome, Joel, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
They have nerve bayonettes.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
My god, I did that. Wow? To be fair, I
knew that one.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Did you know that the chemical symbol for H two
oh was H two O?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I wouldn't known.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know what, Joel. That's how much I
love you. They just wanted to give it away.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
We're working with some Einsteins up in here.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
That's right. I went to school. But yeah, Joel, you're
all set.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
You're going to see Coheed and Cambria and taking Back
Sunday at hunting Him Bank Pavilion at North Louy Island
on August nineteenth.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Everyone else. Tickets are on sale now at Live nation
dot com.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
And don't forget that next keyword from Rocky is on
the way right now on rock ninety five, Please to.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Make one more for the puppy. He needs a sublime
when you can have a dom lime BDSM citrus.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Michael, boy, Do I have some cheap and easy ways
for you to boost your happiness?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Is it BDSM Centric? Put a great food in the microwave,
have yourself a day.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh boy? Is a dreary.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
That reminded me of a bad video, noruit of a
great video.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'm scared of that.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You have the great fruit video, Michael. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
No, you don't know a great fruit video.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
We'll educate you.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
That cup no notice graphic, nice graphic.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
It's just it's a learning experience. Anyway, take it away.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yes, I have some cheap and easy ways for you
to boost your happiness today. Okay, these are according to science.
If this dreary, freezing weather, post holiday blues have you
feeling down, Maria, uh, I have science.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Always down on you.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
To fix your happiness today, Get moving, even for a
few minutes.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Exercise that's good. Run even if you have to. Like Maria,
does pace back and forth in your apartment?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I do?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I do a lot, take a nap, but just a
short one. Remember, twenty minute nap is kind of where
you want to keep nah.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know how you do that. I need two
to three hours in.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Order to take a twenty minute nap. I need a
two hour windows that my brain can stop with all
the constant thoughts long enough for me to rest.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
This is one that I can't do anymore because it's
freezing here. Get outside. No, you can still go outside.
You just got to go.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's kinna. It's like one of those cryo chambers that
the celebrities goes here.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
So actually it's a free cryso chamber right now.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
You could go outside in a bikini and really have
yourself some health benefits and then don't do it.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
There's a guy on Twitter that does that. It's at
Lake Jumper and he does it every day.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
He jumps in the like there's a lot of people
on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Michael my personal favorite.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
On the list here of ways to improve your happiness today,
practice gratitude.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Think about the things you're grateful for. That's positive.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
You probably hear guns and targets like Michael, you've probably
heard it before, but being intentional about what you're thankful
for has actual benefits.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Research shows that people who write letters of gratitude are
happier and enjoyed more life satisfaction.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
But if I wrote you a letter of gratitud tude
for being such a good nerf dart.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Target, I like that.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Dear, Dear, Michael, dear, there's a topic there.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Get to get yourself out, boost your happiness, enjoy yourself,
have a better day.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Go for a stupid walk for your stupid mental health,
because for some reason it works. Because brains are stupid.
We can't just like look around and be like, hey,
my life is great. We have to go walk and
actually get the happy chemicals for our brain to be like,
oh yeah, life actually is okay.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, just go to the mall when you do it
outside not so good to oh wall mackt mall walking
ork or mall walk malling. Why do you have a.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Radio job.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
On the way in the morning mosh pit ninety five
minutes commercial free?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Is NX rock ninety five five inside ninety five.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Minutes commercial free? It is the morning a mosh pit? Michael,
You got a barbecue accident?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
A lucky woman won two point eight million dollars after
a restaurant's barbecue.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Sauce burned her. Oh it must have been hot. Do
you remember back in the day with the McDonald's, the
famous story.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, but then it turned out she was one thousand
percent in the right and that coffee was like boiling
or legitimately scalded her skin.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I mean, obviously you got the burns.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
They says here a restaurant chain in Texas got sued
after the barbecue sauce caused serious burns to a woman's
like Bill Miller's barbecue has around eighty locations.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Oh boy, she got burned. And she was like, you said,
I'm sorry, you said eighty locations. Let me call my lawyer,
real quick accident.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Also, to be fair, she probably just wanted the barbecue.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Know, she just wanted to have a meal.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
No, I'm thrilled to sit down and be like, I'm
about to demolish this half rack of ribs. Just kidding,
third degree burns, Like yeah, maybe a consolation prize of
millions of dollars hopeful, No.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
One, I'm thinking about, how do I spill some sauce
on myself?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Now you would million, I'd do a killer. I was
a child and it was would you kill it puppy
for two point eight million dollars?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Absolutely cool?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
So anyway, I continued, puppy killing.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Eight millions.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
It's a puppy, boy, that is a puppy.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
You're a two point eight million I'm saying yes out
of fun. But if I actually think about it, that'd
be tough. It'd be tough.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Would it be rough?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Very rough? Rough?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Wool joke?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
So she ordered four of their breakfast tacos and a
side of barbecue sauce.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Delicious. I love a breakfast taco and they handed it
to her in a paper bag. She pulled over in
the parking lot to eat. The container was so hot
she dropped it spilled the sauce all over a thigh,
causing second degree burns.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's nasty. Burns are so bad. Yeah, you can't really
do anything about it either. Her lawyer says.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
The safety guideline is one hundred and thirty five degrees
and they were serving it at one hundred and eighty
nine degrees and for reference, water boils at two twelve
oh so it was almost boiling sauce.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Boiling sauce. I'll get some boiling sauce on her thighs.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
You know, I'm saying, oh my gosh, and get through
anything around you.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
The lawsuit claims she suffered physical and mental pain, impairment, disfigurement,
medical expenses, and lost wages. It happened in twenty twenty three,
but a jury just weighed in, calling the restaurant one
hundred percent negligent. You guys suck, awarding her two point
eight million in damages. Good for her, I mean, get
a girl.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah, that seems very excessive for make my own barbacue sauce.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
It is your sauce.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
That hot. I've never had hot barbecue sauce. And I'm
talking temperature and that spice. It's always been like room temperature.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
They must just have it back there on in a
pan like you now, keeping it warm. And somebody turned
the oven up a little too hot.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, Maris, yes, you know what we have to do?
What do we have to do?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
It wasn't gonna be that. I was gonna ask you
to drop me a little one of them funky bass
beats so you can talk about that hot sauce. Oh,
some other time on Rock and ninety five five. Cut
my food into pieces. This is my knife and Fork.

(44:05):
It's rock ninety five five this morning, Masha.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I like that a lot. Thank you, one of my
favorites so far.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Thanks guys, Michael.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I'll go on. We got some rock news here. Gene Simmons.
Did you know that he's out on a solo tour? Oh? Why?
I was wondering that myself.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
But they've extended his tour and he's going to be
in Rockford at the hard Rock on May eighteenth. If
you're a big Kiss fan, you want to go see Gene.
I don't know, buy some. I'm sure he's got a
ton of merch you could buy.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, if you're a big Kiss bin, then you're probably
gonna want to go see Kiss.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Otherwise, Jene Simmons is gonna be here and then a
new list out here from Ultimate Classic Rock dot com
about ten rockstars favorite alcoholic drinks.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
You're ready for the rundown?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Sammy Hagar Margarita, Yeah, surprise, Lemmy Jack and Coke, Janis
Joplin Southern Comfort.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, No, that definitely, I mean the soul, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
The Rolling Stones.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
The band's favorite drink, sellectively is a tequila Sunrise.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Okay, the band's favorite drink is whatever, like cocktail drugs
they have put into a blender and liquidized.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
What's in a tequila Sunrise? It's like oj and grenadine.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I think, yeah, sounds good and tequila.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Get some of that right now, Bono Jack Daniels. I
don't think Bono's would.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Be something like are you gonna say Dennis? Are you
gonna say Dennis? You're gonna look us in the face
and say Guinness right now? Because he's Irish that way.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Slashes with Bono. Jack Daniels. Interesting. Jack Daniels is not
a great whiskey.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I would like to see what their endorsements are, right,
that's valid.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, this article brought to you by Jack Daniels that.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Metallica's favorite drink is blackened whiskey.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Zach Wild from Black Label Society Johnny Walker black Label.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh it's from Black Lab. That's so crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
My point stands Freddie Mercury, Vodkatonic No and dime bag
Darryl the black Toothed Grin.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
What is that? Yeah, we just said words at me.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Double shot a secret seven double shot of Crown Royal,
four shots in a drink and a splash of poke.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
No, that's that sounds like murder.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
This is self harm.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Did Morris, yes, decease? All right?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Unintentionally offensive, Michael, No defensive part? Was you calculating found
out he was dead?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
No, no, he was dead. Just Maris said it sounds
like death.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Or whatever, and then right and then yeah, okay, okay,
a tooth grim.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You know what, We're going to get back to the
music as we are. Five minutes commercial Freaky on Rock
ninety five.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I think I had a unique experience over the weekend,
I hope. So pull up my Twitter Anna hat Sie
in my notifications, your contact we'll call her Vanessa has
joined x as will say miss Stress Blair. You know
one of those names that's very obviously some version of sexual.

(47:08):
And so I sent to my group chat Vanessa tell
us more about Mistress Blair. She goes, I had that
connected to my real phone number, and I was like,
you sure did? Money go on and tell the class
and she's like, well, I'm doing a finn dom. Do
you know what finn dom is? Fin it's not being

(47:29):
attracted to sharks. Let me tell you it's a financial domination.
There's no sex involved. She doesn't have to send any pictures.
I don't even have to do any dirty talk be
a woman. And all she does is literally just tells
men to give her money. Oh and they like being

(47:52):
bossed around and like are made to do stuff, so
they just send her money. Twitter seems like the place
to go for this kind of work. And I was like, you, god,
damn right, and get on there.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
X out at her. Yeah, like if her parents attached
to this number, like are they.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
On Twitter?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I don't think that that's right. But she did have
one of her like childhood friends immediately follow her, and
she's like, well, I'm gonna have to explain this, like.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
She's sending voice messages or is she just typing out
really rude things.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
And I don't even know that she's being that particularly rude.
She's just like telling them.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
What to do, give me a hundred bucks, you ugly pig,
basically two hundred No.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It's yeah, No, that's real life, though it's weird. I
need you to know that that is real.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I don't get it. I know I'm an ugly pig. Wait, second,
I don't need anyone. I don't have a wife. I
have a mirror. Wow.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah that's I know. So word to the wise, when
you are making a financial domination account on social media,
do not look at up to your real email or
your real phone.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah you got anything for that.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Also, like though kind of like eh anymore, I feel
like only fans changed a lot. Like we're going to
have an entire generation of people that like just have
nudes of themselves out in the world and on the Internet,
and I'm sorry, we're gonna have to let some of
them be school teachers. And that's gonna have to be.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Okay, when you're financing houses, cars and surviving, right, I'm
not gonna.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Judge you for it.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
And also when y'all are dirty and willing to give
us money for these dirty things that take zero effort,
then yeah, we're gonna take the zero effort money.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
That's all of their business. And get that business. You
make that money, business, make that money.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
We're gonna continue. As Iraqi is on the way on.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Rock nine, it's very cold, so cold that you're not
gonna want to go back out to your car to
forget the things that you left, and it's don't do that.
Take a look in the backseat and there's some stuff
that you straight up to shouldn't leave in there at all.
Number one aerosol cans.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
That's stink. Wait a minute, I thought that was when
it was hot.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
It's also when it's cold. They're very very sensitive cold. Yeah,
you know, compressed gas and all that. Okay, canned food,
it can make the food expand that can cause deet
diny cracks in the can. Then bacteria gets in. The
USDA says to toss any can food that swells from freezing,
even if it doesn't, just toss it to be safe.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
It has me worried about the zombie apocalypse because, like
you see everybody going for the canned food, but now
it's just not good for you, and.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Well it's gonna pop open you as long as the
zombie apocalypse is in mild temperatures.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
This is why I stick with healthy foods like prepackaged dramen.
Don't have to worry about bacteria there. There's nothing edible
that the bit of bacteria would.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Want to eat, and you can patch your wall with it.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Eggs.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Have you seen people do that?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yes, but watching a lot of five minute crafts. Eggs
don't leave in the car after you get groceries. If
they freeze in the shells crack. They're not safe to eat.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
All those still eat them.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I would like to see you eat frozen eggs, Michel.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
You just suck them. It's like a egg popsicle.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Sucks eggs. Number four election, What are you talking about? Nothing, Michael.
Computers and tablets don't work well if they get too cold.
It can also damage the screen, and condensation can form
inside the device when it warms back up, which could
cause a short. On the bright side of the things
you're gonna leave in your car, you're not forgetting your phone,

(51:30):
No way in hell. Medication drugs. Some meds, like insulin,
become unstable if they get too cold. I also.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
My insulin. I'm dead. We in down.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Toss frozen meds or ask a pharmacist. Don't just toss
the frozen Actually you know what. Toss the frozen meds
and let us know where you've tossed them. We on
Rock ninety five to five. We'll dispose of your medication
for you.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
We have a drop off.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
It's Michael's mouth especially and then will last to one.
Number six loved ones, blast on the list. Don't forget
your kids, your pets, or your seniors who are more
vulnerable to cold weather in your.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Car worst Graham, Graham, I would feel terrible.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
With the groceries again.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, now you got to throw a grandma and the food.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Luckily because Grandma's full of meds that we can't leave
those and some times anyway, Michael, get to that egg Sucond.
We need some content for Instagram which you can follow
at morning mosh pit or a rock ninety five.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Five rock ninety five that wraps it up for the
morning mosh pits today.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Hell yeah, rip it, wrap it up on show.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I mean after a three day weekend and we forgot
how to radio. I'm by we I mean me days.
I like that.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
It was all of us.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
No one's really here today, including dear listener. And you
know what, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I thought I had a great show.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yep that tracks.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
You had a very big admission on the show today,
and I was just like, I killed my mom's puppy,
Yes said baby, Yeah, they killer Michael.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Long story short.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I had a toy and you a little hammer on it,
and you hammered the circle into the circle thing, the
square into the square thing, and then Mom's new little
Yorky tea cup rolled up next to me, and I
just thought maybe I could put him in one of
the holes. I thumped him in the head with the
little mallet and he just went croak.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I can't believe that hitting a dog in the head.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I couldn't even walk. I also want to know how
strong you were at one and a half and the Hulk.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
What happened puppy dog?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
If Hulk don't work out, he gets skinny. That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
If Holk don't work out, whole takes hanger out on puppy.
Just a little animal cruelty for your morning on Rock
ninety five fives.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'd like to say, I do feel bad about that.
It's not something I'm like proudly talking about.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
This sounds like you're full of remorse.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Well again, I'm thinking because we did come up with
the thing. A woman won two point eight million dollars
for burning herself. We would say, you asked, what I
kill a puppy for two point eight million dollars, and
you said, yes, Well, listen, this is a this is
a conversation.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, that's two that's two point eight million dollars, and
it's a puppy to God, I don't think I can
actually do it. I'm so glad you don't have a
yard back there by the way a.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Dog owner currently. It's that should be allowed. Text us
height four four is going to absolutely destroy this show.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
He'll be here tomorrow. He's shaking by the way, tomorrow.
More fun to the head where I won't mess up
the questions. I can't make promises.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I was going to say things so confidently.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yeah, cohating ca Cambria tickets back up for grads that
you know who else has another pair of Coheaton Cambrio
tickets too.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Walt too and he's next to rock ninety five? Is
that Walt from Stabbing Westward the keyboard is? Do you
know how cool it is, by the way, to work
on a station where rock stars are like on the station,
It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Would you say it is more cool or less cool
than killing a puppy in cold blood with a hammer?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I played a fift sweet