November 20, 2025 • 54 mins
The Morning Mosh Pit serves up chaos and nostalgia in today’s episode. A man powers his house with over 1,000 laptop batteries. We look back at ’90s mom traditions that deserve a comeback. A band goes wild, opening a $35,000 bar tab after a last-minute cancellation. Plus, Aerosmith teams up with Yungblud for an exclusive vinyl giveaway. Sports, Bad News Bears, and Five Things round out the madness.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Go ahead, let your freak off the leash. That's what
we do every morning on Rocket ninety five five with
the Morning marsh Pit.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, we like free rain.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Streaks, grass fed freaks, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That sounds really cannibal farm.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, I want to be a grass fed freak. I
want to have some edibles and be a freak. It
is cannibalistic.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh, very people, I got yep in sex. That is
funny and yeah, you ruined it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Good morning, good morning, never bond it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm sorry that my use of scientific words is such
a turn offers.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Like I like the street terminologyology.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, okay, munch
there it is. My name is Maria Palmer, Michael, and
it's downhill from here. Yeah yeah, no, just actually, you
know what, We got an announcement today. We do a
very exciting one announcement involving drinking and Christmas Carol singing.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Would there happened to be a jingle for that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Announcement, There would in fact be a jingle for that announcement.
Not at this time, right now, not at.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
This We'll get there.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
We will get there and stack gifts today three days
Grace with the VIP upgrade that you can qualify for.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Fun to the head this hour. What yeah, yeah, we're
shooting early. It's like my sex life.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, this guy, but he lies about having a sex life.
Very it'll happen.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Se DC tickets in the second hour.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bang bang.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Speaking of bang bang bang bang bang.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Can we I just I just want to say this
before we get the sports. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I love Stacey King.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I love Stacy King so much, especially when the.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Bulls are winning.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I love vooch the win last night, Maris actually Maria,
you tell us about it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, I mean the way that they got more points
than the other team.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I got I got you, Mary. Let's go with this.
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There you go. Yeah, proud of you. Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, I can't I can't wait to talk sports.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
When you watch it so many times, it just kind
of like lives in your head.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. Well, in the nineties you grew up listening to it, right, Yeah,
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The Bulls. I put it on my iPod? Were you four?
I just walk around? What iPod?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Did you start with? I?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Uh nah, no, maybe so you were just after the original. Yeah,
well okay, that's also just because my parents weren't going
to get me an original iPod. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, were you born? Were you born? And remember it
when the first iPod came out? You do? Okay?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, I got the first generation. It's the small one.
It wasn't the Nano, it was the colored mid ones,
the mini because was that big?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And the shuffle.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Eight four fifty help us out?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yep, yep, yep. I mean just kidding. I have only
ever listened to radio, and I will only ever continue.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Where do you listen listening to?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh on the iHeartRadio app? All your favorite music, all
your favorite podcasts, all free.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The first iPod was released October twenty third, two thousand
and one.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Brad Hard and get us cameras. Michael says, don't go
outside or looking at your window. It'll ruin the surprise.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Here's weather. Ain't nothing to be surprised about today, clouds
all damn day, Chili same tomorrow. I want to see
little sun this weekendough Saturday gonna be partly sunny, Sunday
sunny and fifty four Sunday sunny and fifty for.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The uh ice skating drink six four fifty four. Okay,
I'm also okay with that.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, that's great. The ice skating rinks are opening down
a Millennium park, all that stuff. You can go out
have some fun. Some what do they call him?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Chris Chris Kendle markets Greville, and.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I mess it up so bad I don't even correct
people when they say.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It Chris Kendle, Sure Kindle, christ Kindle. Yeah, I'm excited
about that. All.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
They tried to go last year and the lines were
long at the It's.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Going to be a thing essentially if you try to
go on a day when it's fifty Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's like the Chipotle line. It always looks really long.
But they moved through it pretty efficiently.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I heard a secret. If you want to try to
go to this thing, go on Thanksgiving because everybody goes
to their homes. And somebody told me last year on Thanksgiving.
That's what the person who I was talking to said.
They said they went last year d Thanksgiving and they
walked right in. You got some insider trade and maybe
and you shared it. Also, tell me about this bread
and cheese? Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is it a pun?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
It is bread and melted cheese and they just feel
it warm, warm up cold, you know when you have
fresh bread. Yeah, and then they just melt the cheese
right off the cheese peel and instrate that bad boy
on the bread. Okay, I can't describe it any sexy. Yeah,
like it's just chef's kiss, simple, delicious, car bloated.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
By the way, we're like you were saying, off the air.
We can see Thanksgiving in the forecast now right now
it says a high of thirty six, yeah, and cloudy.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Which is hilarious because up to that point everything else
is like fifties and forties. But don't worry on Thanksgiving.
Right when we have to be outside for multiple hours,
that's when it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Drops down to the thirty in the morning. Awesome, mother nature,
I see you like me.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
She loves us.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So mostly cloudy fifty one today.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Should we make our announcement next?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I think so let's do that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We got an announcement on the way I'm riding ninety five.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now here's a bit only plug.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
There, blugge it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
It's that time. This three days grace, meet and greet.
Every time I read it, it just looks sexier eight
four four ninety five fifty yes, we have tickets for
you to see Three Days Grace at the Old State
Arena on March ninth.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I prevail, we'll be there as well.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're also qualified for them v IP Meet and Greek
Grand Prize. You get to meet the band, take a
photo with the band, get a tour backstage, get exclusive
sign merch from Three Days Grace, and so much more.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And we want you to be a part of that.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Eight four to four ninety five fifty call to play
Fun to the Head with us. Answer some trivia questions,
take one of us hostage if you need to save,
and also the fun part, we get shot with darts.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Play with us eight four four fifty b color timp.
This opportunity can be yours.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And now Fun to the Head on brocked.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Are we speaking with?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Jake?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
What up?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Jerk?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Jake State Farm?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Good morning everybody, Hey Bud, good morning, fantastic morning indeed,
and welcome to Fun to the Head. This is a
trivia game where you answer questions, take one of us
hostage and get you a save, and we get shot
with nerve darts if you get anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Up for grabs Today the three Days Grace.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Tickets over at All State Arena on a Monday, March ninth,
along with You're gonna get qualified for the grand prize
and meet and greet VIP pack.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Jake, Are you ready to pick your hostage? I sure am,
I'll pick Michael Today. Ready to go. I'm a big hostage.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jacob.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Phenomenal choice one of us like I should have my
sunglasses on these?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Start shoot Question number one. Which Southern rock band recorded
the song free Bird.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Free Bird?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That wouldnt.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Cojab, no hesitation? I like it?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Which band released the nineteen ninety one album ten featuring
songs like Alive and Jeremy. That would be Pearl Jam?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Would be Pearl Jam?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Correct? Can we do it? Three for three? Let's see
an Egyptian mythology?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What is the name of the sun God?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Just because you don't know it doesn't mean Jacob.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm looking Jacob the Sun God.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to take a three?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
What save?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I guess I guess you can go three for three?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Raw? Raw?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, ruh the Sun God? Raw? Well blegedly from State Farm.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well done, you man, well done. You are all set
with those?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You should be is great. This is a great concert.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Did so yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Three days Grace and I prevail over at All State
Arena on March ninth, and the meeting Greek VIP package.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Let me run through it again really quick.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
You get the backstage tour, You get to meet the band,
get a photo with the band, get some signed merch
and so much more. Now, Jake, you got another decision
you gotta make. Who are you going to take with
you on this one?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm gonna take the old mom Jane. Go ahead and
shout that wifey out of yours. That'd be my lovely wife, Kaylee.
Congratulations to Jake and Kaylee. They're going to the show.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
If you want to go, get your tickets at ticketmaster
dot com.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And no, we like to thank Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And Que Frid because they just hook us up all
the time. We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Love Christen's sister coming back in twenty twenty six for
their fiftieth anniversary tour. De Snyder said it's one of
the driving forces behind the push to comeback was a
recent health scare he had. He said he asked himself
whether he wanted to go out silently or go out
kicking and screaming all right, good choice school. Yeah, let's
go for it. Fiftieth anniversary tour next year. Love Rock
(10:34):
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station in the morning Moshpit
is on.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm feeling parched, Maris. It's rough ninety five by Thursday.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Oh yeah, but we're not cut it up bar, but
we will be best way to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You're actually listing. Oh yeah, gotta tell you one way.
Thank by god, what you barner to drink? The next
Thirst Day Live is set in Stone December fourth, actually
elfed Up pop up bar on Clark Street. To be
(11:08):
very very specific, it'd be thirty four eighty five North
Clark Street.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's right. This one is going to be in the city.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh, Wrigleyville, in Wrigleyville, filling you with Christmas cheer.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yikes, what are you? Yes, I'll give you some Christmas cheer.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, wow, all right we will now your eggs and
egg your nogs.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So you're we're talking Christmas, right.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
We're talking Christmas.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Let's go elfed up third, four eighty five North Bark Street,
December fourth, for our next and final of twenty twenty
five Thursday Live. I'm gonna say some socks were right,
do some?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Chris caerrols, Oh, that's fun. Oh boy, we're going.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
To drinking O may or may not be in it.
Oh gos you get that? Games all, I get it.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He can we dress up yes, like Christmas costumes. Yes,
fun mari is.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Mars m you can.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Only if they can be drunk Santa.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah done. Oh that's fun. Done, Yes they all.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We could also have packaponas. That's good to any good one.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That'd be a great Santa.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
What was the date on it again? December fourth? Nice? Yeah,
Thursday live.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I realized how we're done, Dan, It was.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well to be for our last one was on a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
So yeah, and we always give away great stuff at
these two. It's like you can come out and hang
out and have fun. But also we have tons of
prizes we're giving away. It's it's a great.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah. We'll probably have things. I don't know what they
are right now. Yeah, but that's not really show up.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
They'll be good.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Of know, when you get there, we are all pairing
out with you. Yeah, on top and to drink.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, you know, drinking during the week always goes well.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I love a good Christmas Carol sing along.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Also, this place is like one of the highly decorated
Christmas bars, which I love. Yeah, me too, have fun.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I love a little ambiance, some atmosphere, a little holiday cheer.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
The hell with Thanksgiving. We're going for Christmas. Top You
guys wanted to get out of my Christmas candle, I
still have it.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Don't show me while she's shooting Michael Ley. We want
to get ready for m MP D and D Little
Dungeons and Dragons as we are looking to complete Chicago's
finest hot Dogs.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I don't think we're going to complete it even by
the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
So we got that eight four four ninety five fifty
b collar. Tend to be either or and play Dungeons
and Dragons with us. And for playing with us, you
get to go to led Zeppelin to you over at
the House of Loes on January ninth, little party on
a Friday, and you get to indulge in the after
party at the Foundation Room with the band. So eight
(14:10):
four four five fifty rock ninety five to five, and
we're speaking with Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You sure are. This is Stephanie.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Good morning, good morning, and welcome to morning match pit
dungeons and dragons?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Are you ready to play the character of either?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
All?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I sure am? All right?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Maria hit us with a recap.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, so, on the mission to make Chicago's perfect hot dog,
assembled from all the best ingredients in the land, Well,
Marius and Masonovich were pinned in the bathroom stall by
the car that they drove in on. Marius pulled a
rope out of nowhere You're welcome, and last seed himself
(14:55):
out in Nisanovitch, still pinned, went to get himself out
by attempting to drive the It did turn on, but
the car was in a vertical position and couldn't drive,
so instead the bathroom started to slowly fill up with
carbon monoxide. Those two are in a little predicament of
their own in the bathroom. However, either or had recently
(15:17):
just run into the operations manager outside, and this is
where we find ourselves today, with either or of Stephanie
picking up where we left off with the operations manager.
She's outside, still slick with oil and garbage from getting
(15:40):
here in the car last time from the pigeons, but
is picking off a little bit of that garbage because
now she's front of the operations manager, and she's got
to look a little bit professional. His name is Carl
two scopes, operations manager of Jane and Jude's Carled two
scoops Because what are who are you doing? Not on
(16:03):
my shift? What are you doing here? Either or of Stephanie?
Do you go hi, long story, just trying to find
the relish?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Carl two scoops goes, we don't even have relish.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I know relish. We never heard of relish in my life.
I don't know what you're doing here? Okay, either or
of Stephanie, do you want to try to calm Carl
two scoops down a little bit and see if you
can get some more information out of him. Do you
want to just take matters into your own hands and
go look for relish by yourself, or do you want
(16:35):
to go try to free the boys from the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I think that the bathroom is a pretty critical situation
right now.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's not filling up with oxide in there.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I think they need some help. I'm gonna go help
poo very Jazz.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Very kind on that. Here we go give her a roll?
Oh okay, so that goes kright? Well? Either roar turns
on her heels just does not even worry about Carl
tuscoops right now. He has filled to the brim with anxiety.
He's got to go put some fires out in the
front of house. We're going back to the bathroom. Yes, yes,
(17:13):
either Or tries to open up the door. It seems
a little bit jammed, you know, because there's an entire
car in there and a bunch of other debris. But
she drigs it open just a little bit and gets
in there, thus dispersing the cloud of carbon monoxide so
that you guys stop sivating. Yeah, you cough it out
(17:36):
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yep, And it sounds like that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Jesus, Marius, Now that you are free and not suffocating,
what would.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You like to do and be lining for the relish
in the back?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So there's relish in the bathroom, Well, okay.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I would like to go to the fridge to check
to see if there's relish that we can just go.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, So you need to find the fridge. Then you
have him a roll. Let's see how that goes.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You didn't hate me too? Oh my god, Michael, No,
I want to go with the story. Okay, Marius goes Okay,
I know where I keep the relish in my house,
in the refrigerator. He goes, I'm gonna go figure out
(18:31):
where this refrigerator is, get us this relish, and get
us out of here. In record time. He gets up
to go to the fridge to get this relish, and
instead his ankle is caught in the seatbelt. You have
not exited the car at any point. No, you've been
in the bathroom, you roe, Yeah, you robed yourself out,
(18:54):
but you didn't like exit the car, like on the
ground in the car you're standing.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
I know.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well, we've skipped crucial steps. It's almost like this is
not dandy anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Uh Masonovich, Yeah, what's going on? What do you want
to do? Which? Again, reminder, you're still in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Okay, you you were in the car. You were pinned
by it before you lasted yourself up.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That was the point of the last So, right.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Did you pull yourself out of the car, that's what
you did? Say? Yeah, okay, fine, then you've pulled yourself
out of the car. Fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, you're telling me that I'm still in the car.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, you're still in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
All right, so I am going to break the windshield
in order to get out.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, all right, how are you breaking the windshield?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I'm kicking it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You're kicking yes, we go.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Twelve.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, all right, okay, you break the windshield. It does,
it does break. The glass shatters a bit. You're getting
kind of cut and scraped. It's not feeling amazing. But
you did break the wind shield, all right, and you
are climbing out of the car. Let's go. You are
injuring yourself, That's okay, but it's fine.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'm getting out of the area.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So we're not suffocating anymore. We're all out of the car,
and that's something to be proud of. All right, we're
making that's progress.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Progress.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
But surely and Stephanie, thank you for getting us out
of the or making progress with us.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Today.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
You're headed to let Zeppelin over at the House of
Blues on Friday, January ninth. You get to take part
in the after party over at the Foundation Room, all
thanks to Live Nation. Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.
Rock it is the morning Manspit with your next chance
(20:41):
to win ac DC tickets coming up later this hour.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So you know what to do. Stay right there, don't
go anywhere, and we'll know if you go. All right,
I mean to.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Threaten them like that, rush on your Yeah, it's gonna
be a difficult question. It's super difficult. It's spiraled there
I did. I'm sorry. If you got to use the bathroom,
you can go. I blame everything on the fog today.
I am so sleepy.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Did you think that telling them to use the bathroom
would be comforting?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Is it what it sounds like, is you want to
watch them go to.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
The back I I don't like they can step away.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, I'm so sorry that Maris is harassing you through
the airwaves this morning. Let's try to get on a lighter,
more positive turn that frown upside down.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I hope you like frowns.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We have to stay informed.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Unfortunately, the news headlines are terrible and will make you
feel awful unless we put a positive spin on it.
He'll be a grin and bear it.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Hey, this.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Is bad news. Trench collapse kills worker, injures to others.
It's not too terrible, funny, I mean if a person died.
But yeah, okay, okay, mother and son attacked by kids
(22:13):
outside school.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh that was here.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, that was bad. Families that get bullied together, I
don't know that they stay together. They probably eventually turned.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I was wondering how you try and finish out.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Inmate asked the girlfriends to stab woman. I can't even
get a text back. This inmate has multiple girlfriends that
he can convince to be commit horrific acts of violence.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
To keep track of.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Boy hospitalized after a pit bull attack, mister worldwide, why
are you throwing hat? I'll give you that one, just
bad newspear.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You feel better, Michael, I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't. I feel great.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Thanks for trying.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I succeeded, Daffer would say, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Sublime set to celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of their self
titled album with two special performances at Red Rocks Amphitheater.
Nice one of my favorite venues. Yeah, it's a gorgeous place.
At Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. In the
morning mosh pit is O.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's the nice thing about concerts. It's the time to
really connect with humans, yes, and delve into your humanity,
something we will need to grasp onto tightly during the
inevitable human versus ravant war. From the front of the
inevitable human robot war. Germany is using AI powered cockroaches
(23:44):
for spying the bastards, Germans, We're onto you this time.
They've engineered biohybrid cockroaches equipped with microchips, sensors, and AI
navigagation systems that can crawl into places where no humans
or honestly other robots can reach. They can transmit real
(24:05):
time audio in video, making them ideal for spying, surveillance
and exploring collapsed or dangerous environments.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I like the second part.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
The only thing is if my technology can be stopped
by a canner raid, I have an.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Issue with you.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do you understand that it's not a real cockroach.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I did not know it could still stomp on it
like men in black. I was picturing something very different.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Well, I guess it does say bio hybrids. Maybe I
might be wrong just being condescending. Hang on, that would
be cockroach Germany. Let me do my research in real
time on Rock ninety five to five, because why would
I ever.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well, like a collapse house or something, you could go
try to find people with them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That's a tracking purposes. Yes, I want the little cockroaches
doing their job.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
I don't want them spying on me while I'm trying
to pay the video game taking up.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, so no, it is a live insect that can
be remotely steered. Oh that's incredible. So it is a
cyborg can raid with me at all hours?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Bye bye, spy.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Rainl fly swatter, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Spy repellent.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Can I buy one of these? Can I? You want
one cockroach? I want to be able to control it
and like send it around and like going to a
meeting some Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You dying to go to more corporate meetings. I don't
want to hear more synergy. We're not achieving.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
The cockroach would just kill himself.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Can you can you get on one of those meetings?
And I'm sure that having about our cameras, yes.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'll find out.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
I'll find out about you know what, We're going to
have cockroach cameras camera?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Fine?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Hey, Germany, I was joking earlier when I said I
wanted to raid all your cockroach cameras.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Can we get to.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Them over here for trying to get a show up
and running and.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Do something here?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, this is how they get you. You think it's
a roach, it's a spy bug. You've already been gotten before.
We even know you got got That's how they win
the inevitable. Who war? This one's news from the front
of the inevitable. Now here's a bit only plug bluggets.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
No there, I'm just excited to plug it.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Thank you. Eight four four ninety five fifty. You got
a chance to win some ac DCK ACE tickets. It
is the Power Up Tour and they got a lot
of locations cause these tickets are specifically.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
For the Notre Dame Stadium.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Uh, you're going to be there on September fourth if
you get through. Eight four four ninety five fifty. Got
to answer some very difficult.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Trivia on this one.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's very been hard all week, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Dang it.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, it's Uh we've been trying to really confuse people
with this one, but everybody's been sharp.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Everybody's real big fans of a C d C.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
They're a big band.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, they're a huge band.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
And calls to earthquake, got all these new shows and
Columbus and then Madison and Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
On the bright side, we have learned that rocks can
heal themselves after earthquake.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Indubitably, so that should be a bit of comfort in dubitably.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
But yeah, let us uh, let's get some body some
tickets right now?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Do that?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Are we speaking with Tim?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yes? We are, Tim. How you doing todayj How are
you hi? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
What up?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's going on? We gotta play a game that get
these tickets today? Yeah? I think yeah. It's very difficult trivia.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
We had to really scan the internet to try to
trick out today.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Marie. Do you want to go ahead? Y?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, I got ahead?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, Tim? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What letter appears twice in the name.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
A C d C?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
See, I believe the answer.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Is should be correct you.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You got it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
You're going to a C d C morning cup of
coffee somebody? Hey, you know what that's because you love
a C d C that much. I just know these things.
But yeah, you're all set.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Man.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
You're going to be in the building at Notre Dame
Stadium on Friday, September fourth.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
You got any idea who you want to take with you?
I'll take my boy.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, there you go, like Tom, Tom, I don't think
my girlfriend want to go to that.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
And we'll see Tom and Tim hanging out at a
d If you want to be like them, head on
over to ticketmaster dot com. All thanks to our friends
at JAM Productions.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I find it discomforting.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Let it breathe, baby, I find it comfortable.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Let's start things off. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
We want to send you to Christmas in at Hubbard
and as they have a jingle Bell Brunch on Saturday,
November twenty.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Ninth, that will be next week.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
We want you to be there to enjoy the themed cocktails,
festive dishes and live entertainment. You don't want to miss out.
Eight four four ninety five fifty b color ten to
get your tickets, all right. I love when rich people
have money waste solid gold toilet seat cells for twelve.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Million dollars at auction and it's one of.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Three why And it's like, why did you need a
solid gold toilet seat?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
You've seen goldmember, right.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Your gold gold.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Another TikTok challenge has started to warn cops to tell
people not to do it because you will get in trouble.
It's the door kick challenge. It's basically ding dong dick
stept your run up to the door, turn around and
take your foot and plant it into the door. Some
people aren't strong enough to kick the door open. Those
that do are committing a crime.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Also, there's particular states where that's a really bad idea.
It's a very terrible idea.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
In some cases, you can get away, but the new
invention called a doorbell camera will catch you and get
you in trouble, So don't do it. Going back to
the bathroom, a massive python was found in the ceiling.
The fifteen year old found the python, and that's absolutely
the last thing I want to see in a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
One hundred and twenty pounds snake Dan.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Had to be taken out of the house by the
Civil Defense Force.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yes, Maria, how can we help you right now?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I got a massive python for you.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Where do you keep said python? Pants?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Good for you, I'm proud of you. It's my penis.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Dinner earlier in winter may help you sleep better with
better gut health. Like they try trying to get to
the fifteenth Before we get back to a collar here,
remember you're over here bragging about a non existent python.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Oh it exists.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Still a little Basically, eat dinner earlier in the winter,
and it gives your time to metabolize your foods.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
You're not just sleeping on what you ate?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Wait, what are you talking about? I'm talking about my python.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I'm We're gonna talk to Joe. We're gonna talk to Joe. Joe.
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
My man? Nothing much?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
How you doing this morning? We're doing fantastic.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
How do you feel about snakes, Joe.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Makes they'll bother me too much? There you go.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Spiders on the.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Other hand, spiders, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh yeah, we know nothing about spiders.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Joe. You are all set.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
You're going to jingle Bell Brunch on Saturday, November twenty ninth.
That's over at hubbard in and call on a Christmas
and for this one. Some great cocktail, some amazing food
and live entertainment. Joe, You're all set, but you gotta
take a guess who are you thinking about taking with
you for this?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm probably gonna take my sister equipment.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
They you go, Hey, go hang out with the cysts
a little bit and you can hang out too. Go
get your tickets at hubbard End dot com.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Your sister pipe Deck, the halls with thousands of turkey
gobble gobble gobble is Thanksgiving time?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Yeah, that is right. Now, it's wrong Thursday. Press the
button at a bar. We did the thing, best way to.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, correction, Now that's not the correction. I gotta tell
you one way thing. God, what you barner the correction?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
You just stared at me. There's there's gotta be a correction.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Nod. Oh my god, that was It's on the app.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'll deal with you, ready, three to one? Okay, okay,
you can listen on the app.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Spoil sport over here, you know, don't don't worry. I'm
going to talk to the only decent person in the
room right now.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
This is the first time I've ever heard this.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'm so excited to hang out with you. Thanks December fourth. Yeah,
and you're never gonna hear it again, probably, so really,
soak this up. I'm trying our next thirst to stay live.
Do you know where it's gonna be? Hey, Mariss, I'm
trying to talk to my friend Mikey. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Make sure you get a bracelet.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Regretting this already. Who Maris, I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I'm letting you talk. I'm just helping you is support.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't need it, Marus, I need back. You leave
us alone. Thank you, Thanks Nike. December fourth, what's happening
that day's come blow? We're talking? What is happening on
December fourth? Wouldn't you like to know? Michel? December fourth,
we're going to be at elfed Up ELF stay live.
(34:47):
That's great, Mariss, I'm doing something over here.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I'm noticing. I'm helping you.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You can't tell me to wrap up while you're interrupting
me interrupting. Don't give me the wrap up you while
you're interrupting.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Plenty of times.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Shut Christmas edition, Christmas Edition, there's going to be drinking.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'm going to kill you with my hands.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
There's going to be drinking. You need four Oh my god,
there's got to be Christmas Carol singing thing you might
witness a homicide to say, might be there. Yeah, Marors
might make it to that point. I'm going to kill
you live on air on Thanksgiving. I don't think we're
making it past that. Let's go first day Live December fourth,
(35:40):
elfed Up in Wrigleyville. I will see you there and
feel free to bring your own musical instrument or I
don't know if you want me to do a reading
or whatever. Be there. The killer in me is the
killer in you, making us Eskimo killers or something like that,
Eskimo victims. We both had the same killer inside us.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Oh oh, okay, sport of oash.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
But on Rock ninety five five, what do we doing boys?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Netflix has landed the home run Derby and MLB's opening night.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Now.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I'm hoping this goes better than a few of the
other sporting events that Netflix has tried to do.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
They're really trying. Well, they're not trying. They're I think
they got a football game coming up play this year too.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, says Netflix will air the home run Derby on
the first game of the MLB season at the Field
of Dreams over the next three seasons. Oh, thanks to
new media rights and agreement with Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
At the Field of Dreams. Kevin Costner did build it.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yes, it's actually it's a thing, really cool. Yeah, it's
in Iowa as a tourist attraction, and they do come.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Somebody does.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
No for once, it wasn't actually being an aburniate in
Field of Dreams.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Is.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's if you build it, they don't come. He will
come because his dad.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
That got weird, But yes it is.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
It is a tourist attraction, and the MLB has been
playing games there lately.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
It's been those games have actually been kind of fun
to watch. Yeah, really cool. Yeah, do we see this?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Is it the actual Field of Dreams thing?
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
It's actually really it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I didn't know that at all.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I mean, let's let's be honest. What's the real news
of the day. This Chicago Bulls team is making it
happen when they need to last minute shots?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Do we have the audio from last night audio?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
It's the Portland Trailblazers home the Moda Center. Let's get it.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Nikobe checked by Optia. Down to five, down to four,
game on the line. Right here, he takes Murray, he
talks Hutter coach for the Wind has done it again. Yes,
what's some respect?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Oh big bag bang like Game Killer.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
We're coming back to Chicago. We're coming back home.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
But Cardiac Bulls do it again. Well, y'all gonna put
some respect on what you may's names.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Wats this right here?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
There?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
A little misurrection made three point basket here. It is
right here.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
But what you said, put some respect on my name.
Get it out the neck, Stacey King. I love you
so much, Stacy King.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Great game. I wish I stayed up for it.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, bag bang bang.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
It's just fun to watch the bulls win.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, I like cardiac bulls, all right. I'm a slight issue.
If you could say cardiac cubs sounds fine. There's got
to be a B word for bulls, just like this
is a thing called the Internet, the brilliant bulls. It
doesn't work though, for cardiac it's a cardiac B word,
the cardiacs.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
We'll figure it out. We'll get there.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, but it's true.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm there.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
We're gripping a white knuckling the couch as a grip it, god,
damn it as the you know, the time ticks down
down by two, great pass from Kobe White out to
three point Land. They're playing great basketball day. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yes, yes, they are. Any other input, Maria, They're doing
a great job. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
It is the morning lash bit on Rock ninety five
to five and never missed an opportunity to reach out
to us. Always send a text message eight four four
ninety five fifty and we read those bad boys back
when we are commercial freeing just.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
A little bit. When you think of the Christmases of
your past, all that nostalgia that comes.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
To mind, who was responsible for it?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It was mom. Yeah, nineties moms really knew how to Christmas.
And people were talking about the nineties Christmas mom traditions
that deserve to come back because it does feel like
we've lost a little bit of that magic, yeah from Christmas. Okay,
And here's what they're saying, go to the mall, the mall,
the Christmass. Oh, Santa a mall, Santa there, get a
(40:10):
picture with them. I always liked what was it Bridge Stone,
you know those stores that just had like all those
stuff gadgets, Yeah, or Bathom body Works.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
It's too too smelly for me. It's overwhelming. I go
in there, I get the candles, I get out.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, okay, it's a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
All at the same time, I was on a leash
at the mall.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
We need to put you on a leash now. Decorate
for joy not a trend. So that's true too. You
see a lot of Christmas decorations these days are trying
to fit a really perfect aesthetic. You see that all one,
all the white ones, a lot that. Yeah, it can
be pretty, but when you think of those childhood magical Christmases,
it was all the mismatched decorations. Things didn't look like
(40:57):
they were meant to go together. It was all like
the knickknack and things that your kids made. Hosting a
cookie exchange. I like cookies. Cookie exchanges used to be
a thing. I don't bake, though. Wearing a fancy dress
on Christmas Eve, even if you're not getting up going
and doing stuff, dressing up on Christmas Eve was a pain.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Christmas Eve service with our family, like little church thing
on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, we always did church as well. Make homemade treats
for your neighbors, but that would probably require you to
talk to your neighbors.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
If they were cool.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah yeah, I talk ish to mine. But we don't
have like that kind of You're not making cookies for
making cookies for them. I'm not making cookies for anyone.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
What about a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Like Grandma used to make.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Those are the best biscuits ever.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
My favorite thing about the biscuit is the biscuit. Like
the biscuit, and I'll eat the biscuit. Sorry okay. Waiting
until after Thanksgiving to decorate that used to be in
our house too. That was my mom's real It was like,
we can decorate as soon as we celebrate Thanksgiving, but
not a moment before something we should bring bark on
(42:07):
rocking on five Michael, I say deck right now.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
And then sending Christmas cards with actual messages inside.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
The photos did your parents or your home did they?
Did you put all the cards up somewhere? My mom
would like display them so you get a whole kind
of like a yeah, we put them on basically on
the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, people do Christmas photos now, but you're still not
You're not going to get a handwritten note with that.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's going to be like Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
From this myths.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I wish we all three of us could go get
like a team photo but at like a Sears.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yes, like the backdrop and everything.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yes, you're still a thing. Yes, okay, yes, okay, let's
do it.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Can we get Christmas sweaters thrift to them.
Speaker 7 (42:51):
And go do it?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Please? Please?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
There's another thing that we used to do is your
family pictures. Where I was always the kid that was
bummed out why because I needed the tree to be balanced.
My brain doesn't work. And when all the kids, all
the all the kids are putting all the ornaments on,
they get all hodgepodge all over the tree. I need
some balance in my life. And my mom would just
be like, you just don't touch it. That's the way
(43:14):
is the show. You have to pick a different location.
Let's text us eight four four fifty. Where can we
get awkward Christmas photos?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Does J C. Penny still do that?
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Penny go?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Do the j any of these around anymore?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Does the Amazon do them?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Because we'll find a place.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I don't think Bezos has any holiday cheer in those moments,
where any emotion whatsoever? Okay, he did finally answer asked
the question we get closer to it. That album by
az DC, produced by Mutt Lange who was married to
Shanaia Twain and then cheated on her with her best friends.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, let's go girls Sis Oldest It's Mariy Mosch been
on Rocking ninety five five, Mikey Moboley, This is a
cool story.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Fans of the Australian punk band Amy l and the
Sniffers still had a night out to remember after the
Melbourne concert was canceled moments before showtime because of a
safety concern. So the fans are in the venue, everybody
people flew in for the show. It's a big deal.
Organizer said. The crowd had pushed through several barricades barricades,
creating a risk of dangerous overcrowding. Lead singer Amy Taylor
(44:29):
apologized on social media, saying she was disappointed. To make
it up to the fans, she went and added five
thousand dollars tabs to seven pubs around downtown Melbourne. Nice
so all the fans could leave the venue and go
drink on them. A.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
That's awesome. B. Where's she getting that money from.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It's not like they're a world you know, they're not
you too. I'm assuming she's got a multi market scheme
of some sort. Yeah, Marison, I were talking about this earlier.
I thought maybe this is like her label was like, hey,
we got an idea. Yeah, in America, they'll talk about
your band if yeah, there's this show in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I thot they're promo tabs.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I bet like they didn't because obviously bars overcharge you
for what you're getting, so they could probably sell a
whole bunch of liquor that night anyway, and still recoup
their costs.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
That they were smart enough not to just go, Hey,
go to Maria's bar. We're going to take care of
you there. They spread it out. Yeah, so none of
the bars got overwhelmed, and then you have a worse
fan experience after you're trying to do something nice.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, pretty cool. Taylor says that the unsafe conditions, which
included people rushing the barriers, made it impossible for them
to perform, but the band wanted to show appreciation for
their fans.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Also, like, what a good problem to have. Sorry, you
can't do the show tonight. You guys are just too
obsessed with us, too rowdy. You guys just want to
touch us, and that's our bad Yes.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Speaking of Thirst Day Live, Oh coming back, don't touch me?
December fourth, Rush the barricades.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
No, don't do that. I will die in a crowd
crush so quickly. I'll be the first to go. What
is it?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Elfed up Bar, elfed up elf s up Bar and Wrigleyville.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Hell yeah, Clark Street, December fourth, five to seven pm.
Put on your drinking pantya ho ho host Black Sabbath
with Tony Stark on Rock ninety five five. It's the morning, Masha, I.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
See what you did? Hi Love Rock News time. Yeah, Yeah,
let's see here. Chris Chris Cornell obviously passed away years ago,
and Soundgarden making a new album with some of the
recordings that he made. Apparently Audio Slave has some recordings
like that as well, but Tom Morello says they're not
going to use it, so basically bad news for Audio
(46:48):
Slave fans. He says the surviving members are no closer
to releasing any of the unheard material and he doesn't
think it's ever gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, God damn it.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
I don't get our hopes up like that.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
That's a waste. I'm excited about the Soundgarden release. They're
just about done with that record, so that should be
coming out soon. And then we had a couple of
big concert announcements announcements this week. I Want to Hit Again,
Motley Crue, the Return of the Carnival of Sins Tour,
Tinley Park, August twenty second. Lamb of God coming to
the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom March twenty fifth. That's gonna
(47:19):
be a wild show. That they're calling it the heaviest
show ever. So even the opening bands are like black
metal and stuff, and then mus is playing Summer Festerly
second Nice, some big shows coming this goun be fun
and other rock news.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Rocks on faults can heal following seismic movements, which is
like huge, so like after an earthquake, the rocks can
heal themselves.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
So kind of crazy.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
It's like actually really cool when you say heal a
rock like they like if there's a crack.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
It just like it can glue itself back together.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Ooh yeah, I need to talk to these rocks for
all your sedimentary rock news and the concert calendar. Just
go over to Rock nine five five.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
It's time to york out.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
All right, Hey, Star Wars Star Wars movie news, it's
kind of rough out there. Daisy Ridley is set to
start in a new action thriller. It'll be out next year,
and that only delays us getting Ray back in the
Star Wars movie verse.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
As she's been shooting with this action thriller.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Excited for Daisy Ridley in general, yes, excited for her,
but Star Wars this was the other confirmed movie that
you guys were going to be working on Where's My Timeline?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
I want to see it happen, especially because like what
do you put on hold in Star Wars?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Right? I blame that on Disney because the mouse. I
need somebody to blame.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Also, one of my favorite actors within the Star Wars world,
John Boyega, who played Finn, has.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Come out to say if I were to come back.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Here's what I would come back for. As far as
a movie, he would love to see the movie further
the romance with him and Poe Dammer in, which absolutely
I'm all in for. He also wants Poe and Chewie
to be in the movie as well. I don't know
what the age limit is on a Wookie, but I'd
(49:40):
love to see that. And then finally, a great script. Obviously, yes,
we want to see great scripts with Star Wars. And
for what John said, it's he two e two last year.
He would love to see Finn explore the force that
he was exposed to and has and they just kind
of left it, yeah to do anything with it. So
(50:01):
I would love to see that as a story. But
more importantly, I like Ray being back. I'd love to
see Finn and Pope back. I want to see chew
we continue to be around along with C three PO
and R two D two.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
And I'd like to see a little more too, dude
kissing next our Wars.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Yeah, didn't South Park cover that. I was gonna say,
there's a space for that on the internet. Maria Good,
don't forget to get your text in a text Time
will be coming up here on rock ninety five five Michael, what.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Is that number so they can't get those last minutexts out?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Eight for four ninety five five ninety five.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free right now, and
it's your time to be heard from.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Text time, baby, four ninety five fifty. That's eight four
four ninety five five ninety five fifty for text right
in here to the studio, and we love to hear
from you from the eight four to seven. Letting people
know about cyborg cockroach spies is terrible spy work, but
we're not on their team. Well, that is so interesting
(51:13):
to think that they could like go under doorways and
in houses and places where you just and they have
full blown cameras and audio. Yeah, and not only that,
but you told us that they're cyborgs. Yeah, they're actual
real approaches that they put cameras in. That's incredible. From
the two one nine, the fog the grog a ac
DC tickets in Prague. I'm feeling the foggy groggies as
(51:36):
well this morning. My cat Warlock was sick last week. Geez,
have a great day and happy holidays from Carla. An
incredible stream of consciousness. Yeah, I am stealing froggy Groggyes, forever.
I like that. Mm hm, dude, who's got the froggy groggies?
I'll just think if you had a kidd bequ from
the seven to eight. I'm never gonna say it out
(51:58):
loud again, never from the seven o eight. So Maris
is that?
Speaker 1 (52:03):
So?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Maris is that creepy guy in the corner of the
something at.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Okay, so reading comprehension.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
No, the word is t r o U g H
trough trough at Wrigley. Yeah, yeah, the troughs. I've never
even seen that at you use the bathroom at yeah?
But bars? Oh you mean in the at the stadium?
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I was just thinking at the
City of Ice that you pissed into Yeah yeah, yeah,
(52:31):
I don't like that right MUCHA why was.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
It doesn't make any sense to me. Say the text again?
Speaker 3 (52:37):
Then Maris, is that creepy guy in the corner of
the trough at.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Oh that's not nice? So you're not.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I don't think so either. You're like the least creepy.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
He watches the White Sox, you'd be creeping at the
White Sox trough.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
You know, just forward, keep it on wall From the
seven seven three? Weren't you guys talking crap about decorations yesterday?
And now you like holiday ambience because there was an
announcement today?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Whoa, I don't like putting up decorations.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
I like decorations. I'm not doing the work.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
And where is there going to be a ton of
decorations at elfed.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Up December fourth from five to seven pm for our
next Thurstday Live that's.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
On Clark Street.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yea. And finally from the sixt four to one Question
of the Day, is Maria not always in an Elf?
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Costume?
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Bill from Iowa Wow. I like that he hears you,
they listen, and he just assumes every day that you
are dressed like an elf.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
First of all, how do you know?
Speaker 5 (53:40):
I mean, that's one way to guarantee you don't get
the helf to make you anything that's true.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Sanna's naughty list, you can always text us eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 6 (53:49):
What a naughty list. It's a rough place to be
dressed like an elf. Okay, a real rough place to
be at that North Pole.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Take it, m
Speaker 7 (54:11):
M
Go ahead, let your freak off the leash. That's what
we do every morning on Rocket ninety five five with
the Morning marsh Pit.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, we like free rain.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Streaks, grass fed freaks, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That sounds really cannibal farm.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, I want to be a grass fed freak. I
want to have some edibles and be a freak. It
is cannibalistic.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh, very people, I got yep in sex. That is
funny and yeah, you ruined it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Good morning, good morning, never bond it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm sorry that my use of scientific words is such
a turn offers.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Like I like the street terminologyology.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, okay, munch
there it is. My name is Maria Palmer, Michael, and
it's downhill from here. Yeah yeah, no, just actually, you
know what, We got an announcement today. We do a
very exciting one announcement involving drinking and Christmas Carol singing.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Would there happened to be a jingle for that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Announcement, There would in fact be a jingle for that announcement.
Not at this time, right now, not at.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
This We'll get there.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
We will get there and stack gifts today three days
Grace with the VIP upgrade that you can qualify for.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Fun to the head this hour. What yeah, yeah, we're
shooting early. It's like my sex life.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, this guy, but he lies about having a sex life.
Very it'll happen.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Se DC tickets in the second hour.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bang bang.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Speaking of bang bang bang bang bang.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Can we I just I just want to say this
before we get the sports. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I love Stacey King.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I love Stacy King so much, especially when the.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Bulls are winning.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I love vooch the win last night, Maris actually Maria,
you tell us about it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, I mean the way that they got more points
than the other team.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I got I got you, Mary. Let's go with this.
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There you go. Yeah, proud of you. Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, I can't I can't wait to talk sports.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
When you watch it so many times, it just kind
of like lives in your head.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. Well, in the nineties you grew up listening to it, right, Yeah,
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The Bulls. I put it on my iPod? Were you four?
I just walk around? What iPod?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Did you start with? I?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Uh nah, no, maybe so you were just after the original. Yeah,
well okay, that's also just because my parents weren't going
to get me an original iPod. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, were you born? Were you born? And remember it
when the first iPod came out? You do? Okay?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, I got the first generation. It's the small one.
It wasn't the Nano, it was the colored mid ones,
the mini because was that big?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And the shuffle.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Eight four fifty help us out?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yep, yep, yep. I mean just kidding. I have only
ever listened to radio, and I will only ever continue.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Where do you listen listening to?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh on the iHeartRadio app? All your favorite music, all
your favorite podcasts, all free.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The first iPod was released October twenty third, two thousand
and one.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Brad Hard and get us cameras. Michael says, don't go
outside or looking at your window. It'll ruin the surprise.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Here's weather. Ain't nothing to be surprised about today, clouds
all damn day, Chili same tomorrow. I want to see
little sun this weekendough Saturday gonna be partly sunny, Sunday
sunny and fifty four Sunday sunny and fifty for.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The uh ice skating drink six four fifty four. Okay,
I'm also okay with that.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, that's great. The ice skating rinks are opening down
a Millennium park, all that stuff. You can go out
have some fun. Some what do they call him?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Chris Chris Kendle markets Greville, and.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I mess it up so bad I don't even correct
people when they say.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It Chris Kendle, Sure Kindle, christ Kindle. Yeah, I'm excited
about that. All.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
They tried to go last year and the lines were
long at the It's.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Going to be a thing essentially if you try to
go on a day when it's fifty Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's like the Chipotle line. It always looks really long.
But they moved through it pretty efficiently.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I heard a secret. If you want to try to
go to this thing, go on Thanksgiving because everybody goes
to their homes. And somebody told me last year on Thanksgiving.
That's what the person who I was talking to said.
They said they went last year d Thanksgiving and they
walked right in. You got some insider trade and maybe
and you shared it. Also, tell me about this bread
and cheese? Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is it a pun?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
It is bread and melted cheese and they just feel
it warm, warm up cold, you know when you have
fresh bread. Yeah, and then they just melt the cheese
right off the cheese peel and instrate that bad boy
on the bread. Okay, I can't describe it any sexy. Yeah,
like it's just chef's kiss, simple, delicious, car bloated.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
By the way, we're like you were saying, off the air.
We can see Thanksgiving in the forecast now right now
it says a high of thirty six, yeah, and cloudy.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Which is hilarious because up to that point everything else
is like fifties and forties. But don't worry on Thanksgiving.
Right when we have to be outside for multiple hours,
that's when it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Drops down to the thirty in the morning. Awesome, mother nature,
I see you like me.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
She loves us.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So mostly cloudy fifty one today.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Should we make our announcement next?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I think so let's do that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We got an announcement on the way I'm riding ninety five.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now here's a bit only plug.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
There, blugge it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
It's that time. This three days grace, meet and greet.
Every time I read it, it just looks sexier eight
four four ninety five fifty yes, we have tickets for
you to see Three Days Grace at the Old State
Arena on March ninth.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I prevail, we'll be there as well.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're also qualified for them v IP Meet and Greek
Grand Prize. You get to meet the band, take a
photo with the band, get a tour backstage, get exclusive
sign merch from Three Days Grace, and so much more.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And we want you to be a part of that.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Eight four to four ninety five fifty call to play
Fun to the Head with us. Answer some trivia questions,
take one of us hostage if you need to save,
and also the fun part, we get shot with darts.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Play with us eight four four fifty b color timp.
This opportunity can be yours.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And now Fun to the Head on brocked.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Are we speaking with?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Jake?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
What up?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Jerk?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Jake State Farm?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Good morning everybody, Hey Bud, good morning, fantastic morning indeed,
and welcome to Fun to the Head. This is a
trivia game where you answer questions, take one of us
hostage and get you a save, and we get shot
with nerve darts if you get anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Up for grabs Today the three Days Grace.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Tickets over at All State Arena on a Monday, March ninth,
along with You're gonna get qualified for the grand prize
and meet and greet VIP pack.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Jake, Are you ready to pick your hostage? I sure am,
I'll pick Michael Today. Ready to go. I'm a big hostage.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jacob.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Phenomenal choice one of us like I should have my
sunglasses on these?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Start shoot Question number one. Which Southern rock band recorded
the song free Bird.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Free Bird?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That wouldnt.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Cojab, no hesitation? I like it?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Which band released the nineteen ninety one album ten featuring
songs like Alive and Jeremy. That would be Pearl Jam?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Would be Pearl Jam?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Correct? Can we do it? Three for three? Let's see
an Egyptian mythology?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What is the name of the sun God?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Just because you don't know it doesn't mean Jacob.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm looking Jacob the Sun God.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to take a three?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
What save?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I guess I guess you can go three for three?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Raw? Raw?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, ruh the Sun God? Raw? Well blegedly from State Farm.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well done, you man, well done. You are all set
with those?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You should be is great. This is a great concert.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Did so yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Three days Grace and I prevail over at All State
Arena on March ninth, and the meeting Greek VIP package.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Let me run through it again really quick.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
You get the backstage tour, You get to meet the band,
get a photo with the band, get some signed merch
and so much more. Now, Jake, you got another decision
you gotta make. Who are you going to take with
you on this one?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm gonna take the old mom Jane. Go ahead and
shout that wifey out of yours. That'd be my lovely wife, Kaylee.
Congratulations to Jake and Kaylee. They're going to the show.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
If you want to go, get your tickets at ticketmaster
dot com.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And no, we like to thank Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And Que Frid because they just hook us up all
the time. We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Love Christen's sister coming back in twenty twenty six for
their fiftieth anniversary tour. De Snyder said it's one of
the driving forces behind the push to comeback was a
recent health scare he had. He said he asked himself
whether he wanted to go out silently or go out
kicking and screaming all right, good choice school. Yeah, let's
go for it. Fiftieth anniversary tour next year. Love Rock
(10:34):
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station in the morning Moshpit
is on.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm feeling parched, Maris. It's rough ninety five by Thursday.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Oh yeah, but we're not cut it up bar, but
we will be best way to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You're actually listing. Oh yeah, gotta tell you one way.
Thank by god, what you barner to drink? The next
Thirst Day Live is set in Stone December fourth, actually
elfed Up pop up bar on Clark Street. To be
(11:08):
very very specific, it'd be thirty four eighty five North
Clark Street.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's right. This one is going to be in the city.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh, Wrigleyville, in Wrigleyville, filling you with Christmas cheer.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yikes, what are you? Yes, I'll give you some Christmas cheer.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, wow, all right we will now your eggs and
egg your nogs.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So you're we're talking Christmas, right.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
We're talking Christmas.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Let's go elfed up third, four eighty five North Bark Street,
December fourth, for our next and final of twenty twenty
five Thursday Live. I'm gonna say some socks were right,
do some?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Chris caerrols, Oh, that's fun. Oh boy, we're going.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
To drinking O may or may not be in it.
Oh gos you get that? Games all, I get it.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He can we dress up yes, like Christmas costumes. Yes,
fun mari is.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Mars m you can.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Only if they can be drunk Santa.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah done. Oh that's fun. Done, Yes they all.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We could also have packaponas. That's good to any good one.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That'd be a great Santa.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
What was the date on it again? December fourth? Nice? Yeah,
Thursday live.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I realized how we're done, Dan, It was.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well to be for our last one was on a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
So yeah, and we always give away great stuff at
these two. It's like you can come out and hang
out and have fun. But also we have tons of
prizes we're giving away. It's it's a great.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah. We'll probably have things. I don't know what they
are right now. Yeah, but that's not really show up.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
They'll be good.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Of know, when you get there, we are all pairing
out with you. Yeah, on top and to drink.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, you know, drinking during the week always goes well.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I love a good Christmas Carol sing along.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Also, this place is like one of the highly decorated
Christmas bars, which I love. Yeah, me too, have fun.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I love a little ambiance, some atmosphere, a little holiday cheer.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
The hell with Thanksgiving. We're going for Christmas. Top You
guys wanted to get out of my Christmas candle, I
still have it.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Don't show me while she's shooting Michael Ley. We want
to get ready for m MP D and D Little
Dungeons and Dragons as we are looking to complete Chicago's
finest hot Dogs.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I don't think we're going to complete it even by
the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
So we got that eight four four ninety five fifty
b collar. Tend to be either or and play Dungeons
and Dragons with us. And for playing with us, you
get to go to led Zeppelin to you over at
the House of Loes on January ninth, little party on
a Friday, and you get to indulge in the after
party at the Foundation Room with the band. So eight
(14:10):
four four five fifty rock ninety five to five, and
we're speaking with Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You sure are. This is Stephanie.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Good morning, good morning, and welcome to morning match pit
dungeons and dragons?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Are you ready to play the character of either?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
All?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I sure am? All right?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Maria hit us with a recap.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, so, on the mission to make Chicago's perfect hot dog,
assembled from all the best ingredients in the land, Well,
Marius and Masonovich were pinned in the bathroom stall by
the car that they drove in on. Marius pulled a
rope out of nowhere You're welcome, and last seed himself
(14:55):
out in Nisanovitch, still pinned, went to get himself out
by attempting to drive the It did turn on, but
the car was in a vertical position and couldn't drive,
so instead the bathroom started to slowly fill up with
carbon monoxide. Those two are in a little predicament of
their own in the bathroom. However, either or had recently
(15:17):
just run into the operations manager outside, and this is
where we find ourselves today, with either or of Stephanie
picking up where we left off with the operations manager.
She's outside, still slick with oil and garbage from getting
(15:40):
here in the car last time from the pigeons, but
is picking off a little bit of that garbage because
now she's front of the operations manager, and she's got
to look a little bit professional. His name is Carl
two scopes, operations manager of Jane and Jude's Carled two
scoops Because what are who are you doing? Not on
(16:03):
my shift? What are you doing here? Either or of Stephanie?
Do you go hi, long story, just trying to find
the relish?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Carl two scoops goes, we don't even have relish.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I know relish. We never heard of relish in my life.
I don't know what you're doing here? Okay, either or
of Stephanie, do you want to try to calm Carl
two scoops down a little bit and see if you
can get some more information out of him. Do you
want to just take matters into your own hands and
go look for relish by yourself, or do you want
(16:35):
to go try to free the boys from the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I think that the bathroom is a pretty critical situation
right now.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's not filling up with oxide in there.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I think they need some help. I'm gonna go help
poo very Jazz.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Very kind on that. Here we go give her a roll?
Oh okay, so that goes kright? Well? Either roar turns
on her heels just does not even worry about Carl
tuscoops right now. He has filled to the brim with anxiety.
He's got to go put some fires out in the
front of house. We're going back to the bathroom. Yes, yes,
(17:13):
either Or tries to open up the door. It seems
a little bit jammed, you know, because there's an entire
car in there and a bunch of other debris. But
she drigs it open just a little bit and gets
in there, thus dispersing the cloud of carbon monoxide so
that you guys stop sivating. Yeah, you cough it out
(17:36):
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yep, And it sounds like that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Jesus, Marius, Now that you are free and not suffocating,
what would.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You like to do and be lining for the relish
in the back?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So there's relish in the bathroom, Well, okay.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I would like to go to the fridge to check
to see if there's relish that we can just go.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, So you need to find the fridge. Then you
have him a roll. Let's see how that goes.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You didn't hate me too? Oh my god, Michael, No,
I want to go with the story. Okay, Marius goes Okay,
I know where I keep the relish in my house,
in the refrigerator. He goes, I'm gonna go figure out
(18:31):
where this refrigerator is, get us this relish, and get
us out of here. In record time. He gets up
to go to the fridge to get this relish, and
instead his ankle is caught in the seatbelt. You have
not exited the car at any point. No, you've been
in the bathroom, you roe, Yeah, you robed yourself out,
(18:54):
but you didn't like exit the car, like on the
ground in the car you're standing.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
I know.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well, we've skipped crucial steps. It's almost like this is
not dandy anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Uh Masonovich, Yeah, what's going on? What do you want
to do? Which? Again, reminder, you're still in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Okay, you you were in the car. You were pinned
by it before you lasted yourself up.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That was the point of the last So, right.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Did you pull yourself out of the car, that's what
you did? Say? Yeah, okay, fine, then you've pulled yourself
out of the car. Fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, you're telling me that I'm still in the car.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, you're still in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
All right, so I am going to break the windshield
in order to get out.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, all right, how are you breaking the windshield?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I'm kicking it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You're kicking yes, we go.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Twelve.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, all right, okay, you break the windshield. It does,
it does break. The glass shatters a bit. You're getting
kind of cut and scraped. It's not feeling amazing. But
you did break the wind shield, all right, and you
are climbing out of the car. Let's go. You are
injuring yourself, That's okay, but it's fine.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'm getting out of the area.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So we're not suffocating anymore. We're all out of the car,
and that's something to be proud of. All right, we're
making that's progress.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Progress.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
But surely and Stephanie, thank you for getting us out
of the or making progress with us.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Today.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
You're headed to let Zeppelin over at the House of
Blues on Friday, January ninth. You get to take part
in the after party over at the Foundation Room, all
thanks to Live Nation. Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.
Rock it is the morning Manspit with your next chance
(20:41):
to win ac DC tickets coming up later this hour.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So you know what to do. Stay right there, don't
go anywhere, and we'll know if you go. All right,
I mean to.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Threaten them like that, rush on your Yeah, it's gonna
be a difficult question. It's super difficult. It's spiraled there
I did. I'm sorry. If you got to use the bathroom,
you can go. I blame everything on the fog today.
I am so sleepy.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Did you think that telling them to use the bathroom
would be comforting?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Is it what it sounds like, is you want to
watch them go to.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
The back I I don't like they can step away.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, I'm so sorry that Maris is harassing you through
the airwaves this morning. Let's try to get on a lighter,
more positive turn that frown upside down.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I hope you like frowns.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
We have to stay informed.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Unfortunately, the news headlines are terrible and will make you
feel awful unless we put a positive spin on it.
He'll be a grin and bear it.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Hey, this.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Is bad news. Trench collapse kills worker, injures to others.
It's not too terrible, funny, I mean if a person died.
But yeah, okay, okay, mother and son attacked by kids
(22:13):
outside school.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh that was here.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, that was bad. Families that get bullied together, I
don't know that they stay together. They probably eventually turned.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I was wondering how you try and finish out.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Inmate asked the girlfriends to stab woman. I can't even
get a text back. This inmate has multiple girlfriends that
he can convince to be commit horrific acts of violence.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
To keep track of.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Boy hospitalized after a pit bull attack, mister worldwide, why
are you throwing hat? I'll give you that one, just
bad newspear.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You feel better, Michael, I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't. I feel great.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Thanks for trying.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I succeeded, Daffer would say, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Sublime set to celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of their self
titled album with two special performances at Red Rocks Amphitheater.
Nice one of my favorite venues. Yeah, it's a gorgeous place.
At Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. In the
morning mosh pit is O.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's the nice thing about concerts. It's the time to
really connect with humans, yes, and delve into your humanity,
something we will need to grasp onto tightly during the
inevitable human versus ravant war. From the front of the
inevitable human robot war. Germany is using AI powered cockroaches
(23:44):
for spying the bastards, Germans, We're onto you this time.
They've engineered biohybrid cockroaches equipped with microchips, sensors, and AI
navigagation systems that can crawl into places where no humans
or honestly other robots can reach. They can transmit real
(24:05):
time audio in video, making them ideal for spying, surveillance
and exploring collapsed or dangerous environments.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I like the second part.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
The only thing is if my technology can be stopped
by a canner raid, I have an.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Issue with you.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do you understand that it's not a real cockroach.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I did not know it could still stomp on it
like men in black. I was picturing something very different.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Well, I guess it does say bio hybrids. Maybe I
might be wrong just being condescending. Hang on, that would
be cockroach Germany. Let me do my research in real
time on Rock ninety five to five, because why would
I ever.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well, like a collapse house or something, you could go
try to find people with them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That's a tracking purposes. Yes, I want the little cockroaches
doing their job.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
I don't want them spying on me while I'm trying
to pay the video game taking up.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, so no, it is a live insect that can
be remotely steered. Oh that's incredible. So it is a
cyborg can raid with me at all hours?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Bye bye, spy.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Rainl fly swatter, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Spy repellent.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Can I buy one of these? Can I? You want
one cockroach? I want to be able to control it
and like send it around and like going to a
meeting some Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You dying to go to more corporate meetings. I don't
want to hear more synergy. We're not achieving.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
The cockroach would just kill himself.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Can you can you get on one of those meetings?
And I'm sure that having about our cameras, yes.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'll find out.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
I'll find out about you know what, We're going to
have cockroach cameras camera?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Fine?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Hey, Germany, I was joking earlier when I said I
wanted to raid all your cockroach cameras.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Can we get to.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Them over here for trying to get a show up
and running and.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Do something here?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, this is how they get you. You think it's
a roach, it's a spy bug. You've already been gotten before.
We even know you got got That's how they win
the inevitable. Who war? This one's news from the front
of the inevitable. Now here's a bit only plug bluggets.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
No there, I'm just excited to plug it.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Thank you. Eight four four ninety five fifty. You got
a chance to win some ac DCK ACE tickets. It
is the Power Up Tour and they got a lot
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Speaker 3 (26:53):
For the Notre Dame Stadium.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Uh, you're going to be there on September fourth if
you get through. Eight four four ninety five fifty. Got
to answer some very difficult.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Trivia on this one.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's very been hard all week, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Dang it.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, it's Uh we've been trying to really confuse people
with this one, but everybody's been sharp.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Everybody's real big fans of a C d C.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
They're a big band.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, they're a huge band.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
And calls to earthquake, got all these new shows and
Columbus and then Madison and Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
On the bright side, we have learned that rocks can
heal themselves after earthquake.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Indubitably, so that should be a bit of comfort in dubitably.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
But yeah, let us uh, let's get some body some
tickets right now?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Do that?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Are we speaking with Tim?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yes? We are, Tim. How you doing todayj How are
you hi? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
What up?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's going on? We gotta play a game that get
these tickets today? Yeah? I think yeah. It's very difficult trivia.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
We had to really scan the internet to try to
trick out today.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Marie. Do you want to go ahead? Y?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, I got ahead?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, Tim? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What letter appears twice in the name.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
A C d C?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
See, I believe the answer.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Is should be correct you.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You got it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
You're going to a C d C morning cup of
coffee somebody? Hey, you know what that's because you love
a C d C that much. I just know these things.
But yeah, you're all set.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Man.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
You're going to be in the building at Notre Dame
Stadium on Friday, September fourth.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
You got any idea who you want to take with you?
I'll take my boy.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, there you go, like Tom, Tom, I don't think
my girlfriend want to go to that.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
And we'll see Tom and Tim hanging out at a
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Speaker 3 (29:19):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I find it discomforting.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Let it breathe, baby, I find it comfortable.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Let's start things off. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
We want to send you to Christmas in at Hubbard
and as they have a jingle Bell Brunch on Saturday,
November twenty.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Ninth, that will be next week.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
We want you to be there to enjoy the themed cocktails,
festive dishes and live entertainment. You don't want to miss out.
Eight four four ninety five fifty b color ten to
get your tickets, all right. I love when rich people
have money waste solid gold toilet seat cells for twelve.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Million dollars at auction and it's one of.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Three why And it's like, why did you need a
solid gold toilet seat?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
You've seen goldmember, right.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Your gold gold.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Another TikTok challenge has started to warn cops to tell
people not to do it because you will get in trouble.
It's the door kick challenge. It's basically ding dong dick
stept your run up to the door, turn around and
take your foot and plant it into the door. Some
people aren't strong enough to kick the door open. Those
that do are committing a crime.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Also, there's particular states where that's a really bad idea.
It's a very terrible idea.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
In some cases, you can get away, but the new
invention called a doorbell camera will catch you and get
you in trouble, So don't do it. Going back to
the bathroom, a massive python was found in the ceiling.
The fifteen year old found the python, and that's absolutely
the last thing I want to see in a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
One hundred and twenty pounds snake Dan.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Had to be taken out of the house by the
Civil Defense Force.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yes, Maria, how can we help you right now?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I got a massive python for you.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Where do you keep said python? Pants?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Good for you, I'm proud of you. It's my penis.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Dinner earlier in winter may help you sleep better with
better gut health. Like they try trying to get to
the fifteenth Before we get back to a collar here,
remember you're over here bragging about a non existent python.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Oh it exists.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Still a little Basically, eat dinner earlier in the winter,
and it gives your time to metabolize your foods.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
You're not just sleeping on what you ate?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Wait, what are you talking about? I'm talking about my python.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I'm We're gonna talk to Joe. We're gonna talk to Joe. Joe.
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
My man? Nothing much?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
How you doing this morning? We're doing fantastic.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
How do you feel about snakes, Joe.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Makes they'll bother me too much? There you go.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Spiders on the.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Other hand, spiders, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh yeah, we know nothing about spiders.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Joe. You are all set.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
You're going to jingle Bell Brunch on Saturday, November twenty ninth.
That's over at hubbard in and call on a Christmas
and for this one. Some great cocktail, some amazing food
and live entertainment. Joe, You're all set, but you gotta
take a guess who are you thinking about taking with
you for this?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm probably gonna take my sister equipment.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
They you go, Hey, go hang out with the cysts
a little bit and you can hang out too. Go
get your tickets at hubbard End dot com.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Your sister pipe Deck, the halls with thousands of turkey
gobble gobble gobble is Thanksgiving time?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Yeah, that is right. Now, it's wrong Thursday. Press the
button at a bar. We did the thing, best way to.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, correction, Now that's not the correction. I gotta tell
you one way thing. God, what you barner the correction?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
You just stared at me. There's there's gotta be a correction.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Nod. Oh my god, that was It's on the app.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'll deal with you, ready, three to one? Okay, okay,
you can listen on the app.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Spoil sport over here, you know, don't don't worry. I'm
going to talk to the only decent person in the
room right now.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
This is the first time I've ever heard this.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'm so excited to hang out with you. Thanks December fourth. Yeah,
and you're never gonna hear it again, probably, so really,
soak this up. I'm trying our next thirst to stay live.
Do you know where it's gonna be? Hey, Mariss, I'm
trying to talk to my friend Mikey. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Make sure you get a bracelet.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Regretting this already. Who Maris, I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I'm letting you talk. I'm just helping you is support.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't need it, Marus, I need back. You leave
us alone. Thank you, Thanks Nike. December fourth, what's happening
that day's come blow? We're talking? What is happening on
December fourth? Wouldn't you like to know? Michel? December fourth,
we're going to be at elfed Up ELF stay live.
(34:47):
That's great, Mariss, I'm doing something over here.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I'm noticing. I'm helping you.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You can't tell me to wrap up while you're interrupting
me interrupting. Don't give me the wrap up you while
you're interrupting.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Plenty of times.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Shut Christmas edition, Christmas Edition, there's going to be drinking.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'm going to kill you with my hands.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
There's going to be drinking. You need four Oh my god,
there's got to be Christmas Carol singing thing you might
witness a homicide to say, might be there. Yeah, Marors
might make it to that point. I'm going to kill
you live on air on Thanksgiving. I don't think we're
making it past that. Let's go first day Live December fourth,
(35:40):
elfed Up in Wrigleyville. I will see you there and
feel free to bring your own musical instrument or I
don't know if you want me to do a reading
or whatever. Be there. The killer in me is the
killer in you, making us Eskimo killers or something like that,
Eskimo victims. We both had the same killer inside us.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Oh oh, okay, sport of oash.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
But on Rock ninety five five, what do we doing boys?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Netflix has landed the home run Derby and MLB's opening night.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Now.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I'm hoping this goes better than a few of the
other sporting events that Netflix has tried to do.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
They're really trying. Well, they're not trying. They're I think
they got a football game coming up play this year too.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, says Netflix will air the home run Derby on
the first game of the MLB season at the Field
of Dreams over the next three seasons. Oh, thanks to
new media rights and agreement with Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
At the Field of Dreams. Kevin Costner did build it.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yes, it's actually it's a thing, really cool. Yeah, it's
in Iowa as a tourist attraction, and they do come.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Somebody does.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
No for once, it wasn't actually being an aburniate in
Field of Dreams.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Is.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's if you build it, they don't come. He will
come because his dad.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
That got weird, But yes it is.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
It is a tourist attraction, and the MLB has been
playing games there lately.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
It's been those games have actually been kind of fun
to watch. Yeah, really cool. Yeah, do we see this?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Is it the actual Field of Dreams thing?
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
It's actually really it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I didn't know that at all.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I mean, let's let's be honest. What's the real news
of the day. This Chicago Bulls team is making it
happen when they need to last minute shots?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Do we have the audio from last night audio?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
It's the Portland Trailblazers home the Moda Center. Let's get it.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Nikobe checked by Optia. Down to five, down to four,
game on the line. Right here, he takes Murray, he
talks Hutter coach for the Wind has done it again. Yes,
what's some respect?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Oh big bag bang like Game Killer.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
We're coming back to Chicago. We're coming back home.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
But Cardiac Bulls do it again. Well, y'all gonna put
some respect on what you may's names.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Wats this right here?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
There?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
A little misurrection made three point basket here. It is
right here.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
But what you said, put some respect on my name.
Get it out the neck, Stacey King. I love you
so much, Stacy King.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Great game. I wish I stayed up for it.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, bag bang bang.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
It's just fun to watch the bulls win.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, I like cardiac bulls, all right. I'm a slight issue.
If you could say cardiac cubs sounds fine. There's got
to be a B word for bulls, just like this
is a thing called the Internet, the brilliant bulls. It
doesn't work though, for cardiac it's a cardiac B word,
the cardiacs.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
We'll figure it out. We'll get there.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, but it's true.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm there.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
We're gripping a white knuckling the couch as a grip it, god,
damn it as the you know, the time ticks down
down by two, great pass from Kobe White out to
three point Land. They're playing great basketball day. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yes, yes, they are. Any other input, Maria, They're doing
a great job. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
It is the morning lash bit on Rock ninety five
to five and never missed an opportunity to reach out
to us. Always send a text message eight four four
ninety five fifty and we read those bad boys back
when we are commercial freeing just.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
A little bit. When you think of the Christmases of
your past, all that nostalgia that comes.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
To mind, who was responsible for it?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It was mom. Yeah, nineties moms really knew how to Christmas.
And people were talking about the nineties Christmas mom traditions
that deserve to come back because it does feel like
we've lost a little bit of that magic, yeah from Christmas. Okay,
And here's what they're saying, go to the mall, the mall,
the Christmass. Oh, Santa a mall, Santa there, get a
(40:10):
picture with them. I always liked what was it Bridge Stone,
you know those stores that just had like all those
stuff gadgets, Yeah, or Bathom body Works.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
It's too too smelly for me. It's overwhelming. I go
in there, I get the candles, I get out.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, okay, it's a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
All at the same time, I was on a leash
at the mall.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
We need to put you on a leash now. Decorate
for joy not a trend. So that's true too. You
see a lot of Christmas decorations these days are trying
to fit a really perfect aesthetic. You see that all one,
all the white ones, a lot that. Yeah, it can
be pretty, but when you think of those childhood magical Christmases,
it was all the mismatched decorations. Things didn't look like
(40:57):
they were meant to go together. It was all like
the knickknack and things that your kids made. Hosting a
cookie exchange. I like cookies. Cookie exchanges used to be
a thing. I don't bake, though. Wearing a fancy dress
on Christmas Eve, even if you're not getting up going
and doing stuff, dressing up on Christmas Eve was a pain.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Christmas Eve service with our family, like little church thing
on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, we always did church as well. Make homemade treats
for your neighbors, but that would probably require you to
talk to your neighbors.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
If they were cool.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah yeah, I talk ish to mine. But we don't
have like that kind of You're not making cookies for
making cookies for them. I'm not making cookies for anyone.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
What about a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Like Grandma used to make.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Those are the best biscuits ever.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
My favorite thing about the biscuit is the biscuit. Like
the biscuit, and I'll eat the biscuit. Sorry okay. Waiting
until after Thanksgiving to decorate that used to be in
our house too. That was my mom's real It was like,
we can decorate as soon as we celebrate Thanksgiving, but
not a moment before something we should bring bark on
(42:07):
rocking on five Michael, I say deck right now.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
And then sending Christmas cards with actual messages inside.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
The photos did your parents or your home did they?
Did you put all the cards up somewhere? My mom
would like display them so you get a whole kind
of like a yeah, we put them on basically on
the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, people do Christmas photos now, but you're still not
You're not going to get a handwritten note with that.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's going to be like Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
From this myths.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I wish we all three of us could go get
like a team photo but at like a Sears.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yes, like the backdrop and everything.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yes, you're still a thing. Yes, okay, yes, okay, let's
do it.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Can we get Christmas sweaters thrift to them.
Speaker 7 (42:51):
And go do it?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Please? Please?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
There's another thing that we used to do is your
family pictures. Where I was always the kid that was
bummed out why because I needed the tree to be balanced.
My brain doesn't work. And when all the kids, all
the all the kids are putting all the ornaments on,
they get all hodgepodge all over the tree. I need
some balance in my life. And my mom would just
be like, you just don't touch it. That's the way
(43:14):
is the show. You have to pick a different location.
Let's text us eight four four fifty. Where can we
get awkward Christmas photos?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Does J C. Penny still do that?
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Penny go?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Do the j any of these around anymore?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Does the Amazon do them?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Because we'll find a place.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I don't think Bezos has any holiday cheer in those moments,
where any emotion whatsoever? Okay, he did finally answer asked
the question we get closer to it. That album by
az DC, produced by Mutt Lange who was married to
Shanaia Twain and then cheated on her with her best friends.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, let's go girls Sis Oldest It's Mariy Mosch been
on Rocking ninety five five, Mikey Moboley, This is a
cool story.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Fans of the Australian punk band Amy l and the
Sniffers still had a night out to remember after the
Melbourne concert was canceled moments before showtime because of a
safety concern. So the fans are in the venue, everybody
people flew in for the show. It's a big deal.
Organizer said. The crowd had pushed through several barricades barricades,
creating a risk of dangerous overcrowding. Lead singer Amy Taylor
(44:29):
apologized on social media, saying she was disappointed. To make
it up to the fans, she went and added five
thousand dollars tabs to seven pubs around downtown Melbourne. Nice
so all the fans could leave the venue and go
drink on them. A.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
That's awesome. B. Where's she getting that money from.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It's not like they're a world you know, they're not
you too. I'm assuming she's got a multi market scheme
of some sort. Yeah, Marison, I were talking about this earlier.
I thought maybe this is like her label was like, hey,
we got an idea. Yeah, in America, they'll talk about
your band if yeah, there's this show in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I thot they're promo tabs.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I bet like they didn't because obviously bars overcharge you
for what you're getting, so they could probably sell a
whole bunch of liquor that night anyway, and still recoup
their costs.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
That they were smart enough not to just go, Hey,
go to Maria's bar. We're going to take care of
you there. They spread it out. Yeah, so none of
the bars got overwhelmed, and then you have a worse
fan experience after you're trying to do something nice.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, pretty cool. Taylor says that the unsafe conditions, which
included people rushing the barriers, made it impossible for them
to perform, but the band wanted to show appreciation for
their fans.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Also, like, what a good problem to have. Sorry, you
can't do the show tonight. You guys are just too
obsessed with us, too rowdy. You guys just want to
touch us, and that's our bad Yes.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Speaking of Thirst Day Live, Oh coming back, don't touch me?
December fourth, Rush the barricades.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
No, don't do that. I will die in a crowd
crush so quickly. I'll be the first to go. What
is it?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Elfed up Bar, elfed up elf s up Bar and Wrigleyville.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Hell yeah, Clark Street, December fourth, five to seven pm.
Put on your drinking pantya ho ho host Black Sabbath
with Tony Stark on Rock ninety five five. It's the morning, Masha, I.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
See what you did? Hi Love Rock News time. Yeah, Yeah,
let's see here. Chris Chris Cornell obviously passed away years ago,
and Soundgarden making a new album with some of the
recordings that he made. Apparently Audio Slave has some recordings
like that as well, but Tom Morello says they're not
going to use it, so basically bad news for Audio
(46:48):
Slave fans. He says the surviving members are no closer
to releasing any of the unheard material and he doesn't
think it's ever gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, God damn it.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
I don't get our hopes up like that.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
That's a waste. I'm excited about the Soundgarden release. They're
just about done with that record, so that should be
coming out soon. And then we had a couple of
big concert announcements announcements this week. I Want to Hit Again,
Motley Crue, the Return of the Carnival of Sins Tour,
Tinley Park, August twenty second. Lamb of God coming to
the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom March twenty fifth. That's gonna
(47:19):
be a wild show. That they're calling it the heaviest
show ever. So even the opening bands are like black
metal and stuff, and then mus is playing Summer Festerly
second Nice, some big shows coming this goun be fun
and other rock news.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Rocks on faults can heal following seismic movements, which is
like huge, so like after an earthquake, the rocks can
heal themselves.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
So kind of crazy.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
It's like actually really cool when you say heal a
rock like they like if there's a crack.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
It just like it can glue itself back together.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Ooh yeah, I need to talk to these rocks for
all your sedimentary rock news and the concert calendar. Just
go over to Rock nine five five.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
It's time to york out.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
All right, Hey, Star Wars Star Wars movie news, it's
kind of rough out there. Daisy Ridley is set to
start in a new action thriller. It'll be out next year,
and that only delays us getting Ray back in the
Star Wars movie verse.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
As she's been shooting with this action thriller.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Excited for Daisy Ridley in general, yes, excited for her,
but Star Wars this was the other confirmed movie that
you guys were going to be working on Where's My Timeline?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
I want to see it happen, especially because like what
do you put on hold in Star Wars?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Right? I blame that on Disney because the mouse. I
need somebody to blame.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Also, one of my favorite actors within the Star Wars world,
John Boyega, who played Finn, has.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Come out to say if I were to come back.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Here's what I would come back for. As far as
a movie, he would love to see the movie further
the romance with him and Poe Dammer in, which absolutely
I'm all in for. He also wants Poe and Chewie
to be in the movie as well. I don't know
what the age limit is on a Wookie, but I'd
(49:40):
love to see that. And then finally, a great script. Obviously, yes,
we want to see great scripts with Star Wars. And
for what John said, it's he two e two last year.
He would love to see Finn explore the force that
he was exposed to and has and they just kind
of left it, yeah to do anything with it. So
(50:01):
I would love to see that as a story. But
more importantly, I like Ray being back. I'd love to
see Finn and Pope back. I want to see chew
we continue to be around along with C three PO
and R two D two.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
And I'd like to see a little more too, dude
kissing next our Wars.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Yeah, didn't South Park cover that. I was gonna say,
there's a space for that on the internet. Maria Good,
don't forget to get your text in a text Time
will be coming up here on rock ninety five five Michael, what.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Is that number so they can't get those last minutexts out?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Eight for four ninety five five ninety five.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free right now, and
it's your time to be heard from.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Text time, baby, four ninety five fifty. That's eight four
four ninety five five ninety five fifty for text right
in here to the studio, and we love to hear
from you from the eight four to seven. Letting people
know about cyborg cockroach spies is terrible spy work, but
we're not on their team. Well, that is so interesting
(51:13):
to think that they could like go under doorways and
in houses and places where you just and they have
full blown cameras and audio. Yeah, and not only that,
but you told us that they're cyborgs. Yeah, they're actual
real approaches that they put cameras in. That's incredible. From
the two one nine, the fog the grog a ac
DC tickets in Prague. I'm feeling the foggy groggies as
(51:36):
well this morning. My cat Warlock was sick last week. Geez,
have a great day and happy holidays from Carla. An
incredible stream of consciousness. Yeah, I am stealing froggy Groggyes, forever.
I like that. Mm hm, dude, who's got the froggy groggies?
I'll just think if you had a kidd bequ from
the seven to eight. I'm never gonna say it out
(51:58):
loud again, never from the seven o eight. So Maris
is that?
Speaker 1 (52:03):
So?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Maris is that creepy guy in the corner of the
something at.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Okay, so reading comprehension.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
No, the word is t r o U g H
trough trough at Wrigley. Yeah, yeah, the troughs. I've never
even seen that at you use the bathroom at yeah?
But bars? Oh you mean in the at the stadium?
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I was just thinking at the
City of Ice that you pissed into Yeah yeah, yeah,
(52:31):
I don't like that right MUCHA why was.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
It doesn't make any sense to me. Say the text again?
Speaker 3 (52:37):
Then Maris, is that creepy guy in the corner of
the trough at.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Oh that's not nice? So you're not.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I don't think so either. You're like the least creepy.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
He watches the White Sox, you'd be creeping at the
White Sox trough.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
You know, just forward, keep it on wall From the
seven seven three? Weren't you guys talking crap about decorations yesterday?
And now you like holiday ambience because there was an
announcement today?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Whoa, I don't like putting up decorations.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
I like decorations. I'm not doing the work.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
And where is there going to be a ton of
decorations at elfed.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Up December fourth from five to seven pm for our
next Thurstday Live that's.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
On Clark Street.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yea. And finally from the sixt four to one Question
of the Day, is Maria not always in an Elf?
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Costume?
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Bill from Iowa Wow. I like that he hears you,
they listen, and he just assumes every day that you
are dressed like an elf.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
First of all, how do you know?
Speaker 5 (53:40):
I mean, that's one way to guarantee you don't get
the helf to make you anything that's true.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Sanna's naughty list, you can always text us eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 6 (53:49):
What a naughty list. It's a rough place to be
dressed like an elf. Okay, a real rough place to
be at that North Pole.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Take it, m
Speaker 7 (54:11):
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