September 18, 2025 • 56 mins
This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit hits hard with chaos and laughs. We kick off with Bad News Bears, including a Drive-Thru Dilemma where line-cutters meet their fate. In Tech Talk, Meta drops its new AI glasses, and we dive into the Human vs. Robot War. Rock News keeps you updated on the loudest and wildest, and we explore the madness of Limewire buying Fyre Fest—because what could possibly go wrong? All this, plus Thirstday stories to keep your midweek energy alive.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Russia.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wow, what a fun bassline. It would sound really cool
in a rap song. Really yeah, I mean maybe not
quite that bassline, maybe one note difference, which will not
hold up in court when I inevitably get sued.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Interesting. Is it a very vanilla rap song?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Like it's it's it's like a colder version, like a
like a vanilla ice.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Hey, speaking of day, speaking of vanilla, how you guys?
Sorry about that?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Right on time? Like Terry store.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's very you. This is the Marie Moshman. My name
is Maria Palmer Michael. We know, Happy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's rope, but we're not at It's good every time.
The best way the correction you are no tell you
what we drank.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So if the lyrics are in the car then what
would we be correcting by saying in the car neris.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I got distracted?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I got distracted.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I'm sorry, unbelievable, my bad on my meadow glasses on
my own.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Oh you got to hear about these. I'm going to
tell you about this at the end of the hour.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Here, I haven't seen you this excited. And then well,
it's technology. Technology.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
We're heading into wearable uh screens and stuff and.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's actually really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I know you're Thursday is going to be things that
make us drink.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh man, you could, but you could.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What you could do is you could go find me
a brewery and it'll all be right in your glasses
and give you step by steps the whole way.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh that's good. So you can add extra steps to
ordering a hazy ib a.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
No, you'd probably order advance right off your glasses and
there's a wristband that you okay out.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, no, I say this because now I have questions
and I'm very intrigued.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool against ticket summer.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's off summertime, mikey, it's still summer.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
I'm gonna tell you weather and now w c HI
Weather with Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's
the weather like today.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You know what, it was a great career choice. And
how dare you? It's gonna beautiful again today, just like yesterday.
Eighty degrees in sunny, low humidity before. By the way,
we're heading into a little situation here that's stacking up
this weekend. It is riot fast weekend, but we got
rain in the forecast for Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh no, it's make for a mess.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Well, I was thinking, if you, if you, if you
really don't like the rain or you don't like the weather,
go Friday, because it's still gonna be real nice tomorrow.
I mean, sunshine all day if you can, Yeah, if
you can, yeah, absolutely, And I.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Know our single day passes still available, single day still available,
three day is sold out.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And I gotta tell you, guys, let me show you this.
Look at my screen for next week. Every single day
there's rain in the forecast next week. Yeah, like I said,
enjoy what we got.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now it's to Chicago fall. You've been here for one before.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, but they are well, I don't know. I have
seventy in rain some of some summer time.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
So yeah, nice day to day though I have, I
have eighty one and sunshine.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I want to know, yes, have you ever seen the rain?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I was born in the rain of the Pacific Northwest.
Literally when I came out of my mother, it was pouring.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Have you ever right? I know we're there, right. I
also thank you for pivoting from that, you know what? Yeah,
I know I heard it. As I was saying, I
was like, that is disgusting. You know what? Else is disgusting.
The news.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
The news, and if I'm being honest with you, I
like it when there's a little happy music behind it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It makes it.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, it makes it feel better anyway, wouldn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It would be so nice if they were like a fun,
positive way to consume the news. We're gonna deep dive
into that.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Next It is the morning mash bit on Rock ninety
five to five, and we play this lovely game called
fun today coming up next hour for your chance to
win Papa Roach and rides against tickets and what's the
other band's gonna be there under ROAs They will be
present as well, so we'll be ready to play fun
(04:32):
to head next hour.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, that does sound like fun and sounds like good
vibes activity, and we want to keep that.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh god, altitude, I would love to.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
We're gonna are we? Yes, we're also going to be informed.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's a good happy thing too.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Smells like sports.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's the news lines and they're not great, but we're
just gonna put a positive spin on them like the
corporate has told us to. And this is bad news.
It was bears man accused of throwing kids over fence.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I don't know why kids throwing is so funny to
me open Like, not in real life, but just the
idea that you'd like grab a kid and just chuck
him over.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I told you to stay in my yard.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, okay, trunsible from Matilda okayally throws the kids, fine,
Benny Hannah worker fights guard at restaurant.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's a big hot area, right, There's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It is parents arrested for allegedly beating infant.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, the infant. The kids stories today so far.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The infant just needs more training. Man dies after fall
while hiking peak.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Where I grew up in the Northwest, there's huge like
mountains and cliffs and stuff. And I had a buddy
who worked as a paramedic for mountain Rescue and one
time he said, somebody fell off of one of those
down like thirty. When they found him, his head was
the size of a watermelon. They said, if you smash
your head on something really bad, your brain swells. Yeah, crazy,
magine that's your job. No, that's bad. Newspairs every day.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'd never do cardio like that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You're not gonna find me out on a trail, dammit,
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'd be so ticked off if I died after doing cardios,
Like the whole point of it is to live longer
than that's the thing that kills you. Like you suffer
through that you can get the benefits of life and
then you die. Stay at home, talk about Bad News Bears.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Last Day on the Rest of the Life.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Not long ago, that brand new band called themselves Johnny
Electric before settling on the name of it's new music
on Rock ninety five five Cockoats Rock Station, Well are
the morning marsh pit.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have you ever been cut off in a drive through line?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah? Well somebody like do a push in Yeah, yeah,
yeah you I'm now remembering a late night situation at
Tackle Bill when you're hungry. Good luck bro, and is
they are just crawling?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah damn okay, Well that's one way to take care
of it. So it happened to someone at In and Out.
Someone cut them off really awfully in the drive through line,
and when they got to the window, they were like, here,
did you see what our guard did? That was like
in front of me and they were like, yeah, yeah,
(07:30):
we did. We call that a home run and that's
our code word and we tell like everyone there, oh
Ron and we're like, okay, what is that, And they said,
it means we tell them to pull forward and put
their flashes on because we take their order. That's fine,
You're getting it at exactly the time you would have
gotten it anyway. So they estimated that guy probably ended
up waiting thirty to forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's awesome. I love that. Glorious.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh so shout out to in and out. They finally
did something correct.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
It's also so hard to cut somebody off because it
is a single lane. You got a lot of these situations. Yeah,
you have just got to be primed and ready to
just make that terrible decision that day.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can I tell you something.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yes, when I was at Rock the Country, We're trying
to get out the first night, and obviously those lines
are packed. Everybody's trying to get out at the same time.
I pushed in a little bit and a truck just
rammed the side of the car. I stuck the nose
the nose of the car in and I got part
way in and then he just goes ram right into
the side of me and then spun out and took off.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I know that I should be on your side because
you're my friend. I know that that's the rules of etiquette.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
And everybody was pushing in why was I the one
that got run into?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's not even that, it's that that's exactly what I
want to do every time. Oh yeah, shout out that
truck because.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Like, hey, man, if you're listening, how dare you?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (08:55):
So went to a tinless show a long time ago
with my cousin and I was like, I'll drive and
she goes, why I have a nicer car and I
was like, this Chevy Cobalt is.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Going to your service tonight. So or people like door you,
you know, in the close to other cars. So we're leaving.
We stayed for the entire Encore great show. We're leaving,
and I'm just like, watch that Mercedes isn't going to
touch me. That Lexus isn't going to touch me.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
They're they're not even thinking about it because my little
five thousand dollars car and that fifty thousand dollars car.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I just kept nosing.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Forward and she's like, you're being real bold, and I'm like,
they don't want this smoke right now.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I should have known when the truck had a brushguard
on it, he's not stopping.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
He was actually a plowed.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Careful if you're cutting in out there, get plowed on
the way.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
We've got the one thing Michael is most excited about,
not the Cubs locking in a playoff spot.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
That too. There's some technology that Michael's excited about. Surprise, surprise,
a eyeglasses. We'll tell you about him next.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I like Rock and Roll as a friend. It's the
morning mosh bit on Rock nine five five. Mikey, you
don't hate me. Stop saying and it's hurtful.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's rightful.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Mark Zuckerberg unveil's eight hundred dollars Meta ray band display glasses.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Okay, what do they do?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
You've heard of the meta glass or the ray band
glasses that they have uptil Now, Basically, it's audio, so
it has like a headphone situation that you know, you
can play, you can talk through, you can use like
a Suri type thing. And also those ones have the
cameras in them. Right, These ones do all that, but
a whole lot more. This is actually really cool they
(10:44):
have They have a wristband so you can essentially control
what you see in your glasses. There's a little mini
screen that's inside the glasses like when you put them on,
so your eye can see that screen. So essentially, if
you were like give me directions to I don't know,
walking directions to Sunnyside Cannabis or wherever you want to go,
you could walk and it will show you step by
(11:05):
step as you're going. You know how, when you're walking
through the city. I find this to be a safety
issue and you're looking at your phone for directions and
you're just staring down at it the whole time. Now
your head will be up, you can look around and
your step by step directions will be right in your.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Glasses, right in front of you. We're on our way
to having Ironman technology. But ya everybody having their own
personal Jarvis. Yes, I don't hate it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I mean there's other things you can message discreetly, So
you can like whisper and say send a message to
somebody on Instagram and like whisper it and it'll pick
up your voice.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And the only downside that I can see is it's
way catchier to say put that damn phone down than
to say take those damn glasses off.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, you won't know.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
These ones are styled in a way that they look
much less obvious that they have the cameras in them.
It was more about the technology.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
They don't have the giant circles at the corners, so
everybody exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, they're still very of safety.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I was actually talking to somebody that had these on it,
and I noticed as I was talking to them, And
it's weird to suddenly realize that there's cameras this close
to your face and they're recording everything you're saying.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, it's going to be really fun when I'm talking
to someone and they're just like actively making deep fake
porn of me as we're having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Could you imagine the POV with skin glasses? Yeah, I
can't imagine it.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I can imagine it.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Here's another thing it does. It's really cool. So you know,
you ever been to take off real quick? You remember
when we all went to Lascarola. Yeah, and Maris, you're
like sitting across the table from me and I can
just barely hear what you're saying. Yeah, so these will
give you captions. So if you can barely hear someone,
you can know what they're saying. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's very voice two way calling
is a video.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
So if if you know, it takes a picture of
whoever's face or face time or whatever you see them
in the glasses, you don't have to use your phone
at all.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, okay, over there, are you going to die? I
think I'm okay.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
And just everything else you would want to, like manage
your day, all those things can be done with your
eyes and this wristband. And like if you tap your
fingers together while the wristband's going, that's like a tap,
like a double tap on a mouse. Oh, so as
you're walking and you want to you want to enter something.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, no, no, let it out, Maris, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You could just leave the micro.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You know, just do it right into the microphone.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Hack it up.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It'll have the same effect.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
I'm sorry, I've been turning the mic off so I
can cough. I got a tickle in my throat. I
know I'm not trying to interrupt you, and you just
keep pointing it out right now, I can reach.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That tickle in your throat Jesus with my dongs.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Stick your fingers in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's going to be weird, it was going to be.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
The price point is pretty high at eight hundred bucks,
but still like if I don't have to pull my
phone out ever, and I can now just do things
in these glasses. Oh, by the way, here's the other thing.
They have transition lenses so you can make them lighter
or dark. You want sunglasses, you got sunglasses. You want
regular normal glasses, and their prescriptions descriptions.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
All very cool, equally as distracting as having a phone.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I was gonna say, like, that's just it's just instead
of your phone being in your pouck, it's in front
of your face all day long.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I just think there's a number of things. I think
it's a lot safer. If you're walking around the city.
We see like tourists that are staring at their phone
and walking and I'm like, you are a.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Accident waiting to happen. There to that, I just look
at people and I go learn to read a map. Yeah,
Mariss is out there with the paper map walking down.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I do though, once again, like it for like hard
of hearing people, Yes, yes, right, anyone with any disability
that this can help. Absolutely. If you don't have disability,
then surprise, surprise, we're going to be more addicted to technology.
I've never met anyone begging to be a cyborg.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
More than you shoot it into my veins. You I
would chip my brain so fast to make your brain spin.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Your motherboard even. No, Okay, so that does sound like
it's about dead people. It's not. It's about mosh pits.
According to band it says, it's about the moshpit coat
of honor in the passion of the fans. Hell yeah, anyway,
(15:07):
when are we doing boys sport?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Maris hitting the right song at the right times.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
I know this one, go cuff go, I know sports
Go Cubs, Gobs. I'm sports Hey, Chicago, what do you say?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I love sports clubs of Gano.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So Michael has every ounce of Cubs gear on every
fuck I even got matching shoes.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
He's got the match and shoes, the hat, the jersey,
the undershirt of hood.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Hey, whose jersey? Is it hot? Hap? Eight to run
homer yesterday? Eighth?
Speaker 11 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Man, and the Cubs won yesterday so secure their spot
in the postseason. We are going to have a fall
baseball here at Wrigley. I'm so excited. I'm so excited,
like base you've been all year, this roller coaster. You
didn't know the Brewers are playing too well.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
And I kept telling you you got a wild car slot,
you got a wild car slot, and now it's locked in,
and now you're okay with it.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh man, that's so great.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
They did win yesterday, beating the Pirates, securing their spot
in the postseason for the first time since twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
By the way, haven't been in the.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Postseason for a real postseason since twenty eighteen, because twenty
twenty was a short season. Oh, because of the COVID
got it so very cool? You and Hap, like I said,
Ian Hap, homerd drove in three runs, not too sorry.
He also added an RBI single, and the Pirates Joey
Bart launched a three run home run to respond, but
the Cubs came back.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
And won the game. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
How was the Tigers by the way, Oh, I'm just
checking in. They were kicking ass all season. They are
playing the Guardians, okay. The Guardians are now four and
a half back.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Okay, and we have four games left against the Guardians.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh my gosh, Marish, that could be real bad. Can
tell us about the size?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Socks lost uh three to one against the Orioles.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Roads lost.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Usually I lose the socks. That's a dryer joke, Maris.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
By the way, Cubs play today six fifteen socks off
today six in their next game tomorrow get in San
Diego or sorry at rate Field against San Diego's game
time six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Maris, it was a dryer joke.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And tonight for Thursday football. Oh, I'm sorry, it's what
I just petitioned to get it changed. Okay, the NFL
has sen us to cease and desist. I can only
do it once, so.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I have to then say Thursday night football. Thursday night football.
He said it once.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
But if there is ever a game, you might want
to skip and just enjoy your Thursday in.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Buffalo versus Miami.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Miami is not a good team right now, and Buffalo
is a really good team. Set your fantasy lineups, but like,
enjoy your Thursday.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Do something else.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Go out and like have a big drink, some friends.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Check in on your kids, see how they're doing with school.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
This ain't the one now, keep track of it because
if it Miami decides to show up, tune in obviously.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
But yeah, Thursday Nights Football, Mars Off Week three. You
want to predict for me who you got this week
then Bears versus Cowboys. So do you think's gonna take it you?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I'm just interested in what your your opinion is your
sports guy Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
But we can get into it more tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I know Maria's on show are known for being lost
in dryers, much the same way the White Sox loss
the game.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
So it was a dryer joke. I got it the
first time people lose socks.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I didn't want to acknowledge it so that you go
down this rabbit hole right now.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You didn't laugh, So that was weird. You clearly just
a funny they are, Okay, So that does sound like
it's a about dead people, It's not. It's about moshpits.
According to the band, it says, it's about the moshpit
code of honor in the passion of the fans't it?
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah? Anyway, when are we doing boys sport?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I'm talking about Maris hitting the right song at the
right times.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
I know this one, go cuff go, I know sports
Go Cubs, gobs of sports.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Hey Chicago, what do you say? Love sports clubs of Gano?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
So Michael has every ounce of Cubs gear on everything.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Fuck, I even got matching shoes.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
He's got the match and shoes, the hat, the jersey,
the undershirt of hoodie.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Hey, whose jersey is it hot? Hap? Eight to run
homer yesterday? Eight?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah, man, And the Cubs won yesterday to secure their
spot in the postseason. We are going to have a
fall baseball here at Wrigley. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
You've been all year roller coaster. You didn't know the
Brewers are playing too well. And I kept telling you
you got a wild card slot, you got a wild
car slot. And now it's locked in, and now you're
okay with it. Oh man, that's so great.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
They did win yesterday, beating the Pirates, securing their spot
in the postseason for the first time since twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
By the way, haven't been in the.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Postseason for a real postseason since twenty eighteen because twenty
twenty was a short season. Oh, because of the COVID
Got it so very cool? You hap, like I said,
Ian Halp. Homeward drove in three runs, not too sorry.
He also added an RBI single, and the Pirates Joey
Bart launched a three run home run to respond, but
the Cubs came back and.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Won the game. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
How was the Tigers by the way.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Oh, I'm just checking in. They were kicking ass all season.
They are playing the Guardians. Okay, the Guardians.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Are now four and a half back and we have
four games left against the Guardian.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh my gosh, Marish, that could.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Be real bad.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
He tells us about the size socks lost. Uh, three
to one against the Orioles Rods lost.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Usually I lose the socks. That's a dryer joke, Maris.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
What, by the way, Cubs play today six fifteen? Socks
off today six and their next game tomorrow in San
Diego or sorry at right field against San Diego's game
time six.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Forty, Maris, it was a dryer joke.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And tonight for Thursday football.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Oh it's I'm sorry, it's what I just petitioned to
get it changed.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Okay, the NFL is in us to cease and desist.
I can only do it once, so I have to
then say Thursday night football. Thursday night football. He said
it once.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
But if there is ever a game you might want
to skip and just enjoy your Thursday.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Buffalo versus Miami.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Miami is not a good team right now and Buffalo
is a really good team.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Set your fantasy lineups. But like you enjoy your Thursday,
do something else, go out and like have a bit
of drink, some friends, check in on your kids, see
how they're doing with school. This ain't the one.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Now keep track of it because if it Miami decides
to show up, tune in obviously.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
But yeah, Thursday Night Football mas Off week three. You
want to predict for me who you got this week?
Then Bears versus Cowboys, So you think it's gonna take
it you.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'm just interested in what your your opinion is your
sports guy Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
But we can get into it more tomorrow, all right.
I know Maria's on show.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Known for being lost in dryers, much the same way
the White Sox loss the game.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
So it was a dryer joke. I got it the
first time people lose socks.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
I didn't want to acknowledge it so that you go
down this rabbit hole right now.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You didn't laugh, So that was weird.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
You clearly just didn't funny. The Rock ninety five she
gottagoes Rock Station. I don't like the look you just
gave me. Is this just like I'm gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You're gonna like it.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
I'm just gonna keep my mic in the same place
all day, how about that?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, already a lie, do the best I can. The
morning marchpit is on.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I like to keep my mic in the same place
all day. You're the mic, and I want you to
be away from me over on this side of the
room all day. And what is today?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Thursday night Football?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No? What's today?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
No, what's today? It's Thursday? It's wrong ninety five Thursday?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Literally put it up.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh my best way to enjoyed that.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'll say the correction. I'm listening.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
A thank you, gotta tell you one way, thank heaving God,
what you barner?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
And a drink?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
You have to split time for the next sixteen week
with the NFL.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I'm sorry we are on the same show.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yes we are. You could support it, I do. I'm here.
I'm supporting you in this mon I.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Don't feel supported. I don't feel supported.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
I heard you twice today, okay, jingling.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
And I hit the correction once. I'm supporting. Yeah, been
to the supportive events. I've been a fan of Thursday
since before I was on the show.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Drink toss the slur around I've also been a fan
of Thursday Night Football, I guess for a very long time.
They are you guys are running in parallel pass in
my life. We're not both equally supported. One is way better.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
One is in your everyday life, supporting you realistically, and
the other one is football.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
This day happens once a week, and you've only got.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Things that make us drink. Maris, thank you for being
the volunteer. You can come up with some excuses and
have some drinks.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Only not mer eight four four ninety five fifty. What
makes you drink?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, you make me want to die.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh, Anthony Keat is proving yes, you can roll gees
in a song that's red Hat Chili Pepper's on Rock
ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Roll Geese, Give it away, Give it away, Give it
away now. I'd like to see AI come up with
a rolling gem, yet another thing that they'll have to
pry from our cold dead hands.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
After the Inevitable human versus a robot wall.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
From the front of the Inevitable Robot War.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Electronics company Cassio, Oh, they make my keyboard. They've created
a furry emotional support robot pet about the size of
a guinea pig named Mofflin. It uses sensors and AI
to mimic emotional responses with chirps, wiggles, and cuddles, adapting
to its owner's behavior and building a personality over time.
(26:11):
You can get this bad boy starting October first for
four hundred and twenty nine dollars so you can enjoy
a quote, comic presence and quiet reassurance.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's way cooler in a normal pet. I was gonna say,
I know I'm not good at pets, but.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
You're allergic though, so this could be something you could
actually have as a pet.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I wonder if you could get it in get go
for him.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
So I'm gonna go on the side of humans here
and fight for the rights of our furry.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Friends that they just need to get. They need to
keep their jobs.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Well, you are a beastie boy, indeed, fighting for the
right for the beasts. It's good, Mikey, What do you think.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I want it?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
The worst thing about having a dog is I gotta
take them downstairs. I gotta walk and take them outside
every time they start.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
He probably has a doc charts are like the like
the remote vacuum. He just goes and docks himself.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Does that mean something? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I dock myself all the time. Cps do not stay
on the wall though.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Let me tell you, Wow, have found our bed around
the stadium.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Cups to my wall.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Somebody's got to get them in through security.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Oh, I get him in the showers at the stadium.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh is that what that means?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, I just took a turn. I feel like it's
a little redundant. Have we not done this with the Ferby?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:50):
And Ferby turned out to be super creepy waking up
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I'm matching you.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, well that's fine, but that's creepy. This thing's moving
around by itself. It can you know what act? It's
more like a real pet.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, very not creepy of that robot to do. It's
going to give us on Cannon Valley. No, really what
Uncannon Valley. It's when things aren't what like Adoppelganger is
a good oh example of it. Just something that isn't
quite right, like it's almost but it's not quite and
it gives you the creeps and your body reacts to
(28:23):
it from like a caveman sense.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
One of the best things about having a pet is
that they guard the house if anything goes down.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Can you imagine this thing has a superior hearing.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
It could probably let out any bark to be like
a give me a give me a Golden Retriever today.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
That's just the only thing this thing is going to
do differently is actively called nine to one one. Cools,
I want you to look at your dog square in
the face, and you tell me that your dog, Michael
is going to protect you in any of those situations.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Has built in guns.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Your tiny Boston terior.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Oh yeah, no, no, that's why I need this. Yeah,
my Boston Terrier is to protected anybody. Yes, see, this
is how they get you.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
They make your pets that you don't have to feed
and that you don't have to pick up poop for.
And then suddenly you don't have any pet whatsoever because
you have a robot. And then we stop adopting pets,
and then there's a bunch of pets just out on
the streets and the animals we're gonna leave them to die,
and they would.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Now here's a bit only plug.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Theres not passing the plug today right here eight four
ninety five fifty you shut up. Screen callers tend to
play fun to the Head with us, Papa Roach and Rise.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Against an under Rope All one.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Show on the Rise of the Roach Tour, September twenty
seventh at Credit Union want Amphitheater. We want you to
go because we want to be there too with you
to celebrate this great show.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Play fun to the head. Answer some trivia questions. Take
one of us hostage. Somebody's getting shot with nerve turns.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
It's all happening and we want you to be a
part of at eight four four nine five, five ninety
five fifty b Collar ten to play fun.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
To the head and now fun to the Head on
Rock Eddy five five. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Are we speaking with Sarah? Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
What up?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Sarah?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's my girl, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ignor my guy?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh great, I'm getting married in two days. I'm gonna say,
how are we feeling, dear listener? Sarah is the bride
who's winning it will be officiating on Saturday at Ratfest.
How are we feeling?
Speaker 11 (30:59):
Nig I do.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Look at this lovely couple. Well, welcome to.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The head Hell yeah, thank you.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
This is the Lovely trivia game where you answer questions,
we get shot with nerve darts, and you take one
of us hostage.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
We can you got it. If you was running you
just fell down.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Take time, sound out.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
We could provise you a save if we don't know
the question. I don't know why provided just trip me up?
So bad? But Sarah, who are you guys taking hostage Michael?
I think we're gonna take Michael before Saturday. Hand over it? Gun?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Can you give me the one that you did put
in your pants yesterday?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah? Well thanks, he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I don't know what on let me smell it. But
we're good.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Okay, good, all right, let's get this. Let's get the
question one. Okay, question number one?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
What does I p A stand for in beer?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
India? All right? I knew that one. Well done, well done.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
We're using a couple as one person. What Michael threw
a bunch of darts at me and they fell on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
In two days they will be one person a union
if you will.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That's not how that works.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What did you guys say, India?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh yeah, well yeah, yeah, question number two, what is
the tallest animal in the world?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, we're really doing this.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, I know that's true, but I never thought of
it like that.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
I also, it also feels like that's not right. I mean,
I'm sure it is, but right. I don't know why
giraffe feels like a trick question.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
It does seem like it's really obvious, but it's also like,
what's a taller?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Well, stand a whale upon its tail?
Speaker 12 (33:03):
Right, it's not link. You're strong enough fight. Yeah, it's like,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Okay, So you guys know the Sistine chapeled one with
all the dongs on it? Who painted that?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Michelangelo?
Speaker 11 (33:28):
Yeah, got a big ball of boom a couple not
only when you're right in this trap, Well done, Nick.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Story of our life so far, yeah, it is the future.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Half of our busts.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
And when we came together, we have a full announce
good luck.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Not a single word, Nick, not a single word.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Did I understand? I said we were both we both
had a half a horsehoe up our butts. When we
got together, we got a full horse shoe. Now it's
all good luck.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Ah, how's the coffee this morning. By the way, I'm rich.
Did you know that giraffes have long next?
Speaker 9 (34:04):
Yeah, and and first, Sarah and Nick, you have both
won tickets to Pop a Roach and Rise Against On
the Rise of the Roach tour under Oath is gonna
be there.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You're gonna act right, you guys gonna act right.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
No, okay, I mean you know we'll act right for
the situation.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Thank you, Katy, Sarah and Nick. I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
You guys are great, which is why you're going to
see this great show on September twenty seventh at Credit
Union one Amphitheater. Now I know there's others of you
that want to go as well. Go get your tickets
at livenation dot com nerd Alert.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
It's time to dark outs too much?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Oh? Yes, is it? It's actually Halo music what we
call yes Wow a little monkey like a monkey?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
My god.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
You guys want to go garage sailing over the weekend
after between riot.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Fest, Nope.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
If it has to do with Halo, yes, I'll find time.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
It's the older story, but I'm very impressed. Found a
gentleman found an orange xbox see through just like the
Nintendo sixty fours. Had never seen it before. Fifty dollars
at a garage sale. Turns out it's one of three.
Oh my gosh, one of three is a special edition.
(35:38):
Microsoft came out to say, yes, this is real. This
was a prototype. We were testing it out. We never
put it into the market.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
And it's not a million dollars but five five thousand. Yes,
now valued at five thousand a store. Yeah, to go
from fifty to five thousand, I'm not selling I'm not
selling it.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
It's low, but it is also it's used, it's been touched.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
It's only got one game at the moment.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Listen, Sometimes just because you've been used and touched doesn't
mean that your value decreases.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Okay, but the biggest thing for me is one of three. Yeah,
that's cool.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I'm holding on to it and I'm telling my kids,
I'm telling my grandkids, and hold this until the end
of time. You make sure it works. You make sure
the game's on. This work because I don't know where
the other two are. It doesn't even have all the
Xbox stickers on. It might even be the last one.
It could be an only one if the other ones
have been used up. Yeah, because if you're a leader
over at xbox and you didn't actually take one home yourself.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
And how did this getting up at a garage sale
me moa didn't know what she had.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Because it makes it probably moved out, It's true, pulling
his crap out from putting in the garage sale.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
It makes me want to go and move to Seattle
and just be do some garage sailing around all those
Nintendo people.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Marris I used to live a lock from the Nintendo headquarters.
We're gonna talk about when when my Nintendo broke, I
walked it into the building to get it fixed.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
It's the east side of Seattle. Seattle.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Maria has actively heard nothing. She is stuck in that.
But we got to go back to this.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy. Unfortunately for
us both I like crazy. That's a cor tonic quote.
You wouldn't know because you're not cool enough to played the.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I'm sorry, I played PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
NERD And we would like to personally think nine Inch
Nails on Rock ninety five to five for bringing us
Walt Slakis well.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Know why why?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Stabbing Westward front man Christopher Hall credits nine inch Nails
for getting Stabbing Westward and other industrial acts signed onto
major labels. Chris said they had amazing songs that were
super edgy to be on the radio made edie everyone
feel edgy and dirty. And when that happened, every record
label in America looked around and said, oh, where can
we get one of them? Yes, and Stabbing Westward, as
(38:06):
we know, has that kind of industrial sound. They got signed.
We got to meet Walt because he's a keyboardist of
that band, and now he's on Rocket ninety five to
five with us a Cannyn same and that is why
Christopher Hall is the frontman of Stabbing Westward and not
Michael Mason.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
I can step in though, if anybody ever needs me to. Yeah, technically, yeah,
yes he could. I could step in right if you
need it.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Maris, Yeah, we have our first well first reported flying
car crash.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Ever, let's go I take the toy away from the
toddlers before we even give it to them.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
No, these were men. These were men in China. They
were two flying cars collided. Both pilots are okay that.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
They refuse to look for directions. No, this is see
here's Oh no.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Those bumper stickers that say Jesus is my co pilot
are going to make a lot more sense. So it
always used to be like, Jesus, isn't your co pilot?
You're driving a car. But now they're literal pilots.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
So this isn't what I initially thought it was. I
was thinking that they were just like, Oh, we're going
to go out and show you the new car and
his capability.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
And they're doing an air show. Huh. They were doing
an air show and then they collided. One of the
vehicles did erupt into flames. But there's a quad copter
flying car specifically because I know you're trying to buy
one of these soon, Michael, But it's just my initial
thought was, you're doing an exposition, you're showing this off.
(39:43):
There is space, Yeah, you have so much space to
utilize that. How did they even get so close? But
now I get it because they were putting on a
show for a show goof and somebody had to dive
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
No, just thinking, oh god, we're gonna start having the
obnoxious car guys at air shows.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
It's oh, it's only a matter of time until they
get a monster truck up there and then we're doomed.
Just wait for it, and.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
How how because I mean, we are gonna have flying cars,
obviously they're coming, But how do you like, is there a.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Flying carpool lane? Is there? You know what I mean? Like?
How do you manage it?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's gonna be great to say it wasn't struggling already.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Because you picture it like the Jetson's and I still
have like lanes that they're flying in and whatnot, so
much space for you to take advantage of.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
The air traffic control people. I'm figuring it out over here.
Don't worry about me. It's mean, dear listener, having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
You're having a conversation with yourself.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We're saying the same thing. Me and dare having a
conversation here.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
What if, like your car boot was just a weight,
they just like a balloon light, so you can't take off?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Damn should have that ticket.
Speaker 8 (41:05):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Why does he always.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
Drop his bands doing this part of the show.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
I find it discomforting. We're ready, you're prepared? Five thanks,
I'm not. We got to start with a note from
a Live Nation CEO. He said concert tickets are underpriced
concert tickets. Concert tickets the average concert ticket price seventy
(41:34):
two dollars. Followed up with the statement with try going
to a Lakers game for that price. Okay, these are
two different things. Two things are true at the same time. Yeah,
sports tickets are really expensive. Concert tickets also very expensive.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I for one agree with the Live Nation CEO because
I would like them to continue working with us and
giving us tickets to give to you, dear listeners.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I too, am with the Live Nation's CEO.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
They're right. I think that the tickets are reasonable.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Waltz will have your next chance to win tickets for
Papa Roach and Rise Against.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
If you wanted to go to concerts, maybe you shouldn't
have been pulled to be.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
Has an update that a lot of people are going
to enjoy. They have a new chrome extension CRAU called
fraud Duck Tubiddy.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You know it rolls off the tongue, It doesn't.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
It allows you to watch movies and shows right from
your desk and then instantly switch over to a fake
work screen.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
If your boss is about.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
To walk back like that, I'm not hiding it a.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Team from Schomberg. Shout out, Candice Cadence, she saved Schomberg. Yeah, yeah,
is that your new nape? She saved her family from
a fire. I saw smoke rolling into her room, jumped
out the window. I got to her dad's window, banged
on the door. Her dad was able to get everybody
(43:07):
out of the house, including her brother and two dogs. Unfortunately,
the house was not saved, but the entire family was
safe from this situation. So Kaydence shout out to you.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
At least we have each other burning down the house.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
I guess there's clothing items that you don't need to
wash after one wear. That includes jeans, sweaters, jackets, blazers,
dress pants, trousers, one.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Wear, pajamas, and bras.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
I've never heard that. I've never washed the sweatshirt or
this jersey I'm wearing.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I've never washed any of my clothes. I like that
organic musk.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Hmm under my nose still works it.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
And then finally, a French air traffic controller fell asleep,
leaving a plane circling in the air for eighteen minutes
during his midshift nap.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
The only thing that woke him up the firefighters breaking
into aircraft Air Traffic Control tower. They are investigating why
he decided to take U snooze because we're tired.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
We'll get tign naps in his.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
House and that's five thanks is. We were so ready
for this, and we were prepared every day, just like
we're ready for ninety five minutes commercial free.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Oh I'm ready next. There is an argument to be made,
not a lot but arolid one, but there's an argument
to be made that ACDC is the first scream o band.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Intriguing, right, because.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
That's a that's like, that's a that's scrip. That's great,
that's okay, Michael, did you have something to say?
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah, rock News. Oh good, let's get into itower. Yes,
or well, the Foo Fighters.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Are back where they played two surprise shows in California. Yeah,
and yesterday put up a video on YouTube using almost
all AI to tease their new tour.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh that's going to make them really likable.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
No, but the little tongue in cheek action.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Oh that's entitled, but enough of that, I think.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Oh my goodness, some message from the Food Fighters. The
ironic Tongue Cheek video includes AI generated versions of the
band's members, hinting to fans of What's to Come, starts
out and says, quote, hey everyone, it's been a while,
but I'm happy to announce the food Fighters are coming
back to you, bringing you that one hundred percent real,
raw human element of rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
So it's obviously we go, yeah, damn you, Dave girl.
I don't want you to be likable right now.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
I'm still mad.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
He holds up the set list and it's just like
all spelled wrong with the letters over like AI.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Does, and it's pretty funy.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
The Ozzy Osbourne documentary is officially going to come out
October seventh. It was held back for a minute there,
I think maybe to it looked to me like they
might have added some interviews with the family and stuff. Yeah,
but yes, Tina Alexander's film on the final month of
Black Sabbath singer's life comes to Paramount Plus October seventh,
So I need to get that subscription too.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
You don't got a guy for that?
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Well, I don't know. On Paramount can you use someone
else's password or are they blocking that?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Now? No you can't, Michael, as I shake my head,
Yes I do got a guy.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
Turns out, Remember yesterday we mentioned the Soundgarden halfway done
with the new album. We have some more news on that,
Matt Cameron said in a podcast. We're definitely over halfway
done with it. Kim is in the process of finishing
the guitar parts. He wants to make sure they get
them exactly the way he wants. Emotionally, it's been extreme
highs and extreme lows as they are using Chris Cornell's
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pre recorded voice from before he died to make a
new album, which is pretty incredible. He says, it's been
gut wrenching but very empowering at the same time.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Do we know what the family thanks?
Speaker 3 (46:51):
The family's pissed.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Chris Cornell's moth mother hates the guys from Soundgarden. As
a matter of fact, she has a big beef with
them because what was it. There was something like when
Chris Cornell hung himself instead of staying in the town
in Detroit, they were already on a bus out of town,
and so she's got a little conspiracy theory ish about it.
Oh and thinks that they had something to do with it. Oh,
(47:14):
because Chris Cornell hung himself in a hotel room where
nobody really saw what might have happened. But it is
a little weird that the bands on their way out
of town without staying around.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Well maybe not.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
What do you do? And b that's that's true. That's
really common for the families of suicide victims because they
don't want to believe that their loved one.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Could do that. Well, it's unfortunate, but luckily for us
we will. We may have some new Sound Garden Chris
Cornell music very soon, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Forward to that.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, all the rock field grows about it though.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
All the rock news you need at Rock nine five five.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
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Speaker 5 (48:11):
You remember LimeWire, Yeah, yeah, the two thousands era free
peer to peer file sharing company. It was actually shut
down because of copyright infringement violations and a whole bunch
of other stuff.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Wow, that's the best way to break your computer.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
I guess, yeah, right, I guess there's still a company somehow,
and they have purchased the rights to fire Festival. Oh great,
hilarious pot meat kettle. Both of them have broken brands.
In a news release seemingly acknowledging both brands colorful histories,
it was titled quote LimeWire acquires fire Fest.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 5 (48:47):
They say, quote once synonymous with disruption in their own
very different ways, LimeWire and Firefester now poised to begin
an entirely new chapter, one grounded in technology, transparency, and
a sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Now for the folks at LimeWire, if you need water
for your festival, Billy knows the guy, and he knows
how to get it done. So we could get the
water taken care of.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
But if we kissed at the LimeWire fire Fast, it's
kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
He says.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Fire became a symbol of hype gone wrong, but it
also has made history, says the CEO of LimeWire. He
goes on and says, we're not bringing the festival back.
We're bringing the brand and the meme back to life,
this time with real experiences and without the cheese sandwiches.
So it's not a fest. It's not going to be
a festival.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Once again, we are unclear on fire.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Fest Also, I just remembered something. They launched that second
concert and everybody bought in at like ten thousand dollars
or whatever it was supposed to be to be on
the pinnacle, never announced, and that the location got squashed.
Did those I don't know those people ever got their
money back. I FuG it again. We know not about fire.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
It's just like a mob. Like they're just it's just
organized crime. That's what they're doing, you know what, But
not it. We're not calling it Thursday Live anymore.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Come to fire Fast. Next one's in October. We'll keep
you updated on dates and location. Somebody told me that
you had an uncle who went to high school with
this kid that got moderately famous from a T shirt ad.
(50:28):
We could just keep that going, you know.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Anyway, Mikey times eight fifty to text us all throughout
the day, talk to anybody. It shoots right in here
to the studio.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Let's start it crazy however you want.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
From what I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Shoot it in there, Mikey.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
From the two on nine. I agree with Maria. Well
let's move on to a different hell.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah, no one.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
I agree with Maria. I'll listen to the new sound
Garden music. But I'm gonna feel gross about it. It
hurts to replace your bandmates, but using their voice after
they've passed away seems a bit morbid.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
I'd be down with it if the family was down
with it. I want to hear from the kids, I
want to hear from Vicky. I just want to make
sure everyone's cool with it. Otherwise, go be in a
different band.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
From the six three to Oh, Juice of Sun, My God,
Michael's wordplay is on point today.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Well done, gold Star. Did I give you a bell?
It was good?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
It was good.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I like Son of Juice the beer you like Juice
of Sun. Different things of Sun makes no suns. From
the sixth three, Oh what is Michael smoking? From the
eighty four to seven? No picking on car guys please.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Only they obnoxious ones.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
And there are some they have their car all weekend.
Never met the sitting never met. I've never heard. And
they're going to be an.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Air shows now because we're going to have flying cars,
so you're gonna have to deal with the car guys
at the air shows. Those used to be two separate populations.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Parallel park a flying car, guess the same way the jets.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Would you need to parallel park a flying car? There's
no curbs up in the air.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Could you just tell the car like, go to the
go to the lot, and it just takes off and
flies off to a lot, and then when you need it, it
flies over and picks you up.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
If it's an AI car herby Herbie with wings.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
From the six three zero? Did I hear that correctly?
Maris is a furry explained so much? Yes that I
didn't hear that.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
How did we jump?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
No, but yes, I like this rumor.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Marius is a fury surry? How did we get here?
Is your tail in?
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (52:28):
What's it in?
Speaker 7 (52:32):
If we're going to be anything, I'm going to be
a scally very specifically for the reptiles out there.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yes, you can get some needles.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I've never heard of that scally.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
How did your gecko die?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Why do we keep bringing up the gecko.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Because you're bringing up being a scally and now I'm
worried about the lizard animals in your life.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Wow, that was a lot. You took that a long
way around, Michael.
Speaker 11 (52:55):
What.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
An average length around?
Speaker 5 (52:59):
We got one more here? Let's see here from the
seven o eight. Good morning, thanks for the entertainment, guys.
We'd love to give back to you with some guest
passes to Galloping Ghost Arcade.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Oh yes, hell yeah, oh yes, he says.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
This is the largest arcade in the world, over one
thousand games and just under fifty pinball machines.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
That sounds fun. So my favorite part about this place.
Speaker 7 (53:22):
Not only do they have Ninja Turtles in Time right
there right next to it, they have the first arcade
game for Ninja Turtles right next to it, and then
another one and it just one price.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Play as much as you want. It's glorious. That sounds great.
How get wait to go?
Speaker 5 (53:37):
I can always text us eight four four nine five
ninety five fifty. That's eight four four nine five mail
me out?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Woof? How do you get so high?
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Soprano one and an alto to an acapella group?
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I couldn't tell you the last time I was a soprano.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah, I don't know if you ever were. I feel
like it came out the womb and you were crying
like a.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Milk. Let me on that boo, I like the shell.
Can I get some cookies? Yes? Whatever you want? You
got any games? On that phone. Whatever you want, man, whatever, Just.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Jesus the toddler with the Deep boys Merris over here.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
That's oh, that's a whole bit.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
We could make Marison to a k a baby on
AI and have that voice.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Have you seen.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
That's what I'm saying, you just voice it.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Have you seen that old Will Ferrell sketch with Pearl?
I think, and it's like this two year old Yeah
that can barely talk, and she's like a landlord and
just choose h right, Yeah, I had no idea. That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
What I need an update on Pearl. I'm going to
look up look this up. I'm gonna look it up
ten years ago. She's got halfway to an adult now.
Speaker 7 (55:11):
I think early college humor even that long ago. Wow, bro,
it's been a minute. It's been a minute.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
It is actually not little ferrel'stone. It is Adam McKay's daughter.
He like writes a bunch of comedies like a ton
he He was a head writer for SNL Forever, Anchorman, Taladega.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Knights, Talia Knight.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, we know Bobby Big Short Vice. Don't look up. Yeah,
he does. Anything that you've ever laughed at is pretty
much because of Adam McKay.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
You said Talaga Nights, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
My kid, did you want to hit that again?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
That Talletegan Knights.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
It's so funny you know that he named this kid
Walker and his other kid Texas ranks.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Dear pounds six outs, little baby Jesus. I know, I
just hate encouraging you like you're right, but shut up.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
I will in a minute, actually, how long? One minute?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I don't know that you physically can. It's not like
you stop talking when we're off air.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I'm like one of those dogs that won't stop barking.
I just yeah, take your shoes off and I shake.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
If you have dogs about somebody comes close. Yes, you
have the Chihuahua shakes.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
That is, have a big I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Say, biggest chiuaa I've.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Ever seen before.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
It isn't not the aggression either, just the shakes, the
tremors and energy. You're Jack Russell
Russia.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wow, what a fun bassline. It would sound really cool
in a rap song. Really yeah, I mean maybe not
quite that bassline, maybe one note difference, which will not
hold up in court when I inevitably get sued.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Interesting. Is it a very vanilla rap song?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Like it's it's it's like a colder version, like a
like a vanilla ice.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Hey, speaking of day, speaking of vanilla, how you guys?
Sorry about that?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Right on time? Like Terry store.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's very you. This is the Marie Moshman. My name
is Maria Palmer Michael. We know, Happy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's rope, but we're not at It's good every time.
The best way the correction you are no tell you
what we drank.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So if the lyrics are in the car then what
would we be correcting by saying in the car neris.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I got distracted?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I got distracted.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I'm sorry, unbelievable, my bad on my meadow glasses on
my own.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Oh you got to hear about these. I'm going to
tell you about this at the end of the hour.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Here, I haven't seen you this excited. And then well,
it's technology. Technology.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
We're heading into wearable uh screens and stuff and.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's actually really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I know you're Thursday is going to be things that
make us drink.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh man, you could, but you could.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What you could do is you could go find me
a brewery and it'll all be right in your glasses
and give you step by steps the whole way.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh that's good. So you can add extra steps to
ordering a hazy ib a.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
No, you'd probably order advance right off your glasses and
there's a wristband that you okay out.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, no, I say this because now I have questions
and I'm very intrigued.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool against ticket summer.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's off summertime, mikey, it's still summer.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
I'm gonna tell you weather and now w c HI
Weather with Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's
the weather like today.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You know what, it was a great career choice. And
how dare you? It's gonna beautiful again today, just like yesterday.
Eighty degrees in sunny, low humidity before. By the way,
we're heading into a little situation here that's stacking up
this weekend. It is riot fast weekend, but we got
rain in the forecast for Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh no, it's make for a mess.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Well, I was thinking, if you, if you, if you
really don't like the rain or you don't like the weather,
go Friday, because it's still gonna be real nice tomorrow.
I mean, sunshine all day if you can, Yeah, if
you can, yeah, absolutely, And I.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Know our single day passes still available, single day still available,
three day is sold out.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And I gotta tell you, guys, let me show you this.
Look at my screen for next week. Every single day
there's rain in the forecast next week. Yeah, like I said,
enjoy what we got.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now it's to Chicago fall. You've been here for one before.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, but they are well, I don't know. I have
seventy in rain some of some summer time.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
So yeah, nice day to day though I have, I
have eighty one and sunshine.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I want to know, yes, have you ever seen the rain?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I was born in the rain of the Pacific Northwest.
Literally when I came out of my mother, it was pouring.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Have you ever right? I know we're there, right. I
also thank you for pivoting from that, you know what? Yeah,
I know I heard it. As I was saying, I
was like, that is disgusting. You know what? Else is disgusting.
The news.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
The news, and if I'm being honest with you, I
like it when there's a little happy music behind it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It makes it.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, it makes it feel better anyway, wouldn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It would be so nice if they were like a fun,
positive way to consume the news. We're gonna deep dive
into that.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Next It is the morning mash bit on Rock ninety
five to five, and we play this lovely game called
fun today coming up next hour for your chance to
win Papa Roach and rides against tickets and what's the
other band's gonna be there under ROAs They will be
present as well, so we'll be ready to play fun
(04:32):
to head next hour.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, that does sound like fun and sounds like good
vibes activity, and we want to keep that.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh god, altitude, I would love to.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
We're gonna are we? Yes, we're also going to be informed.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's a good happy thing too.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Smells like sports.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's the news lines and they're not great, but we're
just gonna put a positive spin on them like the
corporate has told us to. And this is bad news.
It was bears man accused of throwing kids over fence.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I don't know why kids throwing is so funny to
me open Like, not in real life, but just the
idea that you'd like grab a kid and just chuck
him over.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I told you to stay in my yard.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, okay, trunsible from Matilda okayally throws the kids, fine,
Benny Hannah worker fights guard at restaurant.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's a big hot area, right, There's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It is parents arrested for allegedly beating infant.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, the infant. The kids stories today so far.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The infant just needs more training. Man dies after fall
while hiking peak.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Where I grew up in the Northwest, there's huge like
mountains and cliffs and stuff. And I had a buddy
who worked as a paramedic for mountain Rescue and one
time he said, somebody fell off of one of those
down like thirty. When they found him, his head was
the size of a watermelon. They said, if you smash
your head on something really bad, your brain swells. Yeah, crazy,
magine that's your job. No, that's bad. Newspairs every day.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'd never do cardio like that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You're not gonna find me out on a trail, dammit,
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'd be so ticked off if I died after doing cardios,
Like the whole point of it is to live longer
than that's the thing that kills you. Like you suffer
through that you can get the benefits of life and
then you die. Stay at home, talk about Bad News Bears.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Last Day on the Rest of the Life.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Not long ago, that brand new band called themselves Johnny
Electric before settling on the name of it's new music
on Rock ninety five five Cockoats Rock Station, Well are
the morning marsh pit.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have you ever been cut off in a drive through line?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah? Well somebody like do a push in Yeah, yeah,
yeah you I'm now remembering a late night situation at
Tackle Bill when you're hungry. Good luck bro, and is
they are just crawling?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah damn okay, Well that's one way to take care
of it. So it happened to someone at In and Out.
Someone cut them off really awfully in the drive through line,
and when they got to the window, they were like, here,
did you see what our guard did? That was like
in front of me and they were like, yeah, yeah,
(07:30):
we did. We call that a home run and that's
our code word and we tell like everyone there, oh
Ron and we're like, okay, what is that, And they said,
it means we tell them to pull forward and put
their flashes on because we take their order. That's fine,
You're getting it at exactly the time you would have
gotten it anyway. So they estimated that guy probably ended
up waiting thirty to forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's awesome. I love that. Glorious.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh so shout out to in and out. They finally
did something correct.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
It's also so hard to cut somebody off because it
is a single lane. You got a lot of these situations. Yeah,
you have just got to be primed and ready to
just make that terrible decision that day.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can I tell you something.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yes, when I was at Rock the Country, We're trying
to get out the first night, and obviously those lines
are packed. Everybody's trying to get out at the same time.
I pushed in a little bit and a truck just
rammed the side of the car. I stuck the nose
the nose of the car in and I got part
way in and then he just goes ram right into
the side of me and then spun out and took off.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I know that I should be on your side because
you're my friend. I know that that's the rules of etiquette.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
And everybody was pushing in why was I the one
that got run into?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's not even that, it's that that's exactly what I
want to do every time. Oh yeah, shout out that
truck because.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Like, hey, man, if you're listening, how dare you?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (08:55):
So went to a tinless show a long time ago
with my cousin and I was like, I'll drive and
she goes, why I have a nicer car and I
was like, this Chevy Cobalt is.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Going to your service tonight. So or people like door you,
you know, in the close to other cars. So we're leaving.
We stayed for the entire Encore great show. We're leaving,
and I'm just like, watch that Mercedes isn't going to
touch me. That Lexus isn't going to touch me.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
They're they're not even thinking about it because my little
five thousand dollars car and that fifty thousand dollars car.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I just kept nosing.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Forward and she's like, you're being real bold, and I'm like,
they don't want this smoke right now.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I should have known when the truck had a brushguard
on it, he's not stopping.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
He was actually a plowed.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Careful if you're cutting in out there, get plowed on
the way.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
We've got the one thing Michael is most excited about,
not the Cubs locking in a playoff spot.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
That too. There's some technology that Michael's excited about. Surprise, surprise,
a eyeglasses. We'll tell you about him next.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I like Rock and Roll as a friend. It's the
morning mosh bit on Rock nine five five. Mikey, you
don't hate me. Stop saying and it's hurtful.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's rightful.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Mark Zuckerberg unveil's eight hundred dollars Meta ray band display glasses.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Okay, what do they do?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
You've heard of the meta glass or the ray band
glasses that they have uptil Now, Basically, it's audio, so
it has like a headphone situation that you know, you
can play, you can talk through, you can use like
a Suri type thing. And also those ones have the
cameras in them. Right, These ones do all that, but
a whole lot more. This is actually really cool they
(10:44):
have They have a wristband so you can essentially control
what you see in your glasses. There's a little mini
screen that's inside the glasses like when you put them on,
so your eye can see that screen. So essentially, if
you were like give me directions to I don't know,
walking directions to Sunnyside Cannabis or wherever you want to go,
you could walk and it will show you step by
(11:05):
step as you're going. You know how, when you're walking
through the city. I find this to be a safety
issue and you're looking at your phone for directions and
you're just staring down at it the whole time. Now
your head will be up, you can look around and
your step by step directions will be right in your.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Glasses, right in front of you. We're on our way
to having Ironman technology. But ya everybody having their own
personal Jarvis. Yes, I don't hate it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I mean there's other things you can message discreetly, So
you can like whisper and say send a message to
somebody on Instagram and like whisper it and it'll pick
up your voice.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And the only downside that I can see is it's
way catchier to say put that damn phone down than
to say take those damn glasses off.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, you won't know.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
These ones are styled in a way that they look
much less obvious that they have the cameras in them.
It was more about the technology.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
They don't have the giant circles at the corners, so
everybody exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, they're still very of safety.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I was actually talking to somebody that had these on it,
and I noticed as I was talking to them, And
it's weird to suddenly realize that there's cameras this close
to your face and they're recording everything you're saying.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, it's going to be really fun when I'm talking
to someone and they're just like actively making deep fake
porn of me as we're having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Could you imagine the POV with skin glasses? Yeah, I
can't imagine it.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I can imagine it.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Here's another thing it does. It's really cool. So you know,
you ever been to take off real quick? You remember
when we all went to Lascarola. Yeah, and Maris, you're
like sitting across the table from me and I can
just barely hear what you're saying. Yeah, so these will
give you captions. So if you can barely hear someone,
you can know what they're saying. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's very voice two way calling
is a video.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
So if if you know, it takes a picture of
whoever's face or face time or whatever you see them
in the glasses, you don't have to use your phone
at all.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, okay, over there, are you going to die? I
think I'm okay.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
And just everything else you would want to, like manage
your day, all those things can be done with your
eyes and this wristband. And like if you tap your
fingers together while the wristband's going, that's like a tap,
like a double tap on a mouse. Oh, so as
you're walking and you want to you want to enter something.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, no, no, let it out, Maris, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You could just leave the micro.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You know, just do it right into the microphone.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Hack it up.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It'll have the same effect.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
I'm sorry, I've been turning the mic off so I
can cough. I got a tickle in my throat. I
know I'm not trying to interrupt you, and you just
keep pointing it out right now, I can reach.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That tickle in your throat Jesus with my dongs.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Stick your fingers in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's going to be weird, it was going to be.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
The price point is pretty high at eight hundred bucks,
but still like if I don't have to pull my
phone out ever, and I can now just do things
in these glasses. Oh, by the way, here's the other thing.
They have transition lenses so you can make them lighter
or dark. You want sunglasses, you got sunglasses. You want
regular normal glasses, and their prescriptions descriptions.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
All very cool, equally as distracting as having a phone.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I was gonna say, like, that's just it's just instead
of your phone being in your pouck, it's in front
of your face all day long.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I just think there's a number of things. I think
it's a lot safer. If you're walking around the city.
We see like tourists that are staring at their phone
and walking and I'm like, you are a.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Accident waiting to happen. There to that, I just look
at people and I go learn to read a map. Yeah,
Mariss is out there with the paper map walking down.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I do though, once again, like it for like hard
of hearing people, Yes, yes, right, anyone with any disability
that this can help. Absolutely. If you don't have disability,
then surprise, surprise, we're going to be more addicted to technology.
I've never met anyone begging to be a cyborg.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
More than you shoot it into my veins. You I
would chip my brain so fast to make your brain spin.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Your motherboard even. No, Okay, so that does sound like
it's about dead people. It's not. It's about mosh pits.
According to band it says, it's about the moshpit coat
of honor in the passion of the fans. Hell yeah, anyway,
(15:07):
when are we doing boys sport?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Maris hitting the right song at the right times.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
I know this one, go cuff go, I know sports
Go Cubs, Gobs. I'm sports Hey, Chicago, what do you say?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I love sports clubs of Gano.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So Michael has every ounce of Cubs gear on every
fuck I even got matching shoes.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
He's got the match and shoes, the hat, the jersey,
the undershirt of hood.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Hey, whose jersey? Is it hot? Hap? Eight to run
homer yesterday? Eighth?
Speaker 11 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Man, and the Cubs won yesterday so secure their spot
in the postseason. We are going to have a fall
baseball here at Wrigley. I'm so excited. I'm so excited,
like base you've been all year, this roller coaster. You
didn't know the Brewers are playing too well.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
And I kept telling you you got a wild car slot,
you got a wild car slot, and now it's locked in,
and now you're okay with it.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh man, that's so great.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
They did win yesterday, beating the Pirates, securing their spot
in the postseason for the first time since twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
By the way, haven't been in the.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Postseason for a real postseason since twenty eighteen, because twenty
twenty was a short season. Oh, because of the COVID
got it so very cool? You and Hap, like I said,
Ian Hap, homerd drove in three runs, not too sorry.
He also added an RBI single, and the Pirates Joey
Bart launched a three run home run to respond, but
the Cubs came back.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
And won the game. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
How was the Tigers by the way, Oh, I'm just
checking in. They were kicking ass all season. They are
playing the Guardians, okay. The Guardians are now four and
a half back.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Okay, and we have four games left against the Guardians.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh my gosh, Marish, that could be real bad. Can
tell us about the size?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Socks lost uh three to one against the Orioles.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Roads lost.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Usually I lose the socks. That's a dryer joke, Maris.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
By the way, Cubs play today six fifteen socks off
today six in their next game tomorrow get in San
Diego or sorry at rate Field against San Diego's game
time six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Maris, it was a dryer joke.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And tonight for Thursday football. Oh, I'm sorry, it's what
I just petitioned to get it changed. Okay, the NFL
has sen us to cease and desist. I can only
do it once, so.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I have to then say Thursday night football. Thursday night football.
He said it once.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
But if there is ever a game, you might want
to skip and just enjoy your Thursday in.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Buffalo versus Miami.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Miami is not a good team right now, and Buffalo
is a really good team. Set your fantasy lineups, but like,
enjoy your Thursday.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Do something else.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Go out and like have a big drink, some friends.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Check in on your kids, see how they're doing with school.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
This ain't the one now, keep track of it because
if it Miami decides to show up, tune in obviously.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
But yeah, Thursday Nights Football, Mars Off Week three. You
want to predict for me who you got this week
then Bears versus Cowboys. So do you think's gonna take it you?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I'm just interested in what your your opinion is your
sports guy Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
But we can get into it more tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I know Maria's on show are known for being lost
in dryers, much the same way the White Sox loss
the game.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
So it was a dryer joke. I got it the
first time people lose socks.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I didn't want to acknowledge it so that you go
down this rabbit hole right now.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You didn't laugh, So that was weird. You clearly just
a funny they are, Okay, So that does sound like
it's a about dead people, It's not. It's about moshpits.
According to the band, it says, it's about the moshpit
code of honor in the passion of the fans't it?
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah? Anyway, when are we doing boys sport?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I'm talking about Maris hitting the right song at the
right times.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
I know this one, go cuff go, I know sports
Go Cubs, gobs of sports.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Hey Chicago, what do you say? Love sports clubs of Gano?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
So Michael has every ounce of Cubs gear on everything.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Fuck, I even got matching shoes.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
He's got the match and shoes, the hat, the jersey,
the undershirt of hoodie.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Hey, whose jersey is it hot? Hap? Eight to run
homer yesterday? Eight?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah, man, And the Cubs won yesterday to secure their
spot in the postseason. We are going to have a
fall baseball here at Wrigley. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
You've been all year roller coaster. You didn't know the
Brewers are playing too well. And I kept telling you
you got a wild card slot, you got a wild
car slot. And now it's locked in, and now you're
okay with it. Oh man, that's so great.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
They did win yesterday, beating the Pirates, securing their spot
in the postseason for the first time since twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
By the way, haven't been in the.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Postseason for a real postseason since twenty eighteen because twenty
twenty was a short season. Oh, because of the COVID
Got it so very cool? You hap, like I said,
Ian Halp. Homeward drove in three runs, not too sorry.
He also added an RBI single, and the Pirates Joey
Bart launched a three run home run to respond, but
the Cubs came back and.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Won the game. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
How was the Tigers by the way.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Oh, I'm just checking in. They were kicking ass all season.
They are playing the Guardians. Okay, the Guardians.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Are now four and a half back and we have
four games left against the Guardian.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh my gosh, Marish, that could.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Be real bad.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
He tells us about the size socks lost. Uh, three
to one against the Orioles Rods lost.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Usually I lose the socks. That's a dryer joke, Maris.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
What, by the way, Cubs play today six fifteen? Socks
off today six and their next game tomorrow in San
Diego or sorry at right field against San Diego's game
time six.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Forty, Maris, it was a dryer joke.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And tonight for Thursday football.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Oh it's I'm sorry, it's what I just petitioned to
get it changed.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Okay, the NFL is in us to cease and desist.
I can only do it once, so I have to
then say Thursday night football. Thursday night football. He said
it once.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
But if there is ever a game you might want
to skip and just enjoy your Thursday.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Buffalo versus Miami.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Miami is not a good team right now and Buffalo
is a really good team.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Set your fantasy lineups. But like you enjoy your Thursday,
do something else, go out and like have a bit
of drink, some friends, check in on your kids, see
how they're doing with school. This ain't the one.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Now keep track of it because if it Miami decides
to show up, tune in obviously.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
But yeah, Thursday Night Football mas Off week three. You
want to predict for me who you got this week?
Then Bears versus Cowboys, So you think it's gonna take
it you.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'm just interested in what your your opinion is your
sports guy Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
But we can get into it more tomorrow, all right.
I know Maria's on show.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Known for being lost in dryers, much the same way
the White Sox loss the game.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
So it was a dryer joke. I got it the
first time people lose socks.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
I didn't want to acknowledge it so that you go
down this rabbit hole right now.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You didn't laugh, So that was weird.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
You clearly just didn't funny. The Rock ninety five she
gottagoes Rock Station. I don't like the look you just
gave me. Is this just like I'm gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You're gonna like it.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
I'm just gonna keep my mic in the same place
all day, how about that?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, already a lie, do the best I can. The
morning marchpit is on.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I like to keep my mic in the same place
all day. You're the mic, and I want you to
be away from me over on this side of the
room all day. And what is today?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Thursday night Football?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No? What's today?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
No, what's today? It's Thursday? It's wrong ninety five Thursday?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Literally put it up.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh my best way to enjoyed that.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'll say the correction. I'm listening.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
A thank you, gotta tell you one way, thank heaving God,
what you barner?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
And a drink?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
You have to split time for the next sixteen week
with the NFL.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I'm sorry we are on the same show.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yes we are. You could support it, I do. I'm here.
I'm supporting you in this mon I.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Don't feel supported. I don't feel supported.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
I heard you twice today, okay, jingling.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
And I hit the correction once. I'm supporting. Yeah, been
to the supportive events. I've been a fan of Thursday
since before I was on the show.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Drink toss the slur around I've also been a fan
of Thursday Night Football, I guess for a very long time.
They are you guys are running in parallel pass in
my life. We're not both equally supported. One is way better.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
One is in your everyday life, supporting you realistically, and
the other one is football.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
This day happens once a week, and you've only got.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Things that make us drink. Maris, thank you for being
the volunteer. You can come up with some excuses and
have some drinks.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Only not mer eight four four ninety five fifty. What
makes you drink?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, you make me want to die.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh, Anthony Keat is proving yes, you can roll gees
in a song that's red Hat Chili Pepper's on Rock
ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Roll Geese, Give it away, Give it away, Give it
away now. I'd like to see AI come up with
a rolling gem, yet another thing that they'll have to
pry from our cold dead hands.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
After the Inevitable human versus a robot wall.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
From the front of the Inevitable Robot War.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Electronics company Cassio, Oh, they make my keyboard. They've created
a furry emotional support robot pet about the size of
a guinea pig named Mofflin. It uses sensors and AI
to mimic emotional responses with chirps, wiggles, and cuddles, adapting
to its owner's behavior and building a personality over time.
(26:11):
You can get this bad boy starting October first for
four hundred and twenty nine dollars so you can enjoy
a quote, comic presence and quiet reassurance.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's way cooler in a normal pet. I was gonna say,
I know I'm not good at pets, but.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
You're allergic though, so this could be something you could
actually have as a pet.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I wonder if you could get it in get go
for him.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
So I'm gonna go on the side of humans here
and fight for the rights of our furry.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Friends that they just need to get. They need to
keep their jobs.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Well, you are a beastie boy, indeed, fighting for the
right for the beasts. It's good, Mikey, What do you think.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I want it?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
The worst thing about having a dog is I gotta
take them downstairs. I gotta walk and take them outside
every time they start.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
He probably has a doc charts are like the like
the remote vacuum. He just goes and docks himself.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Does that mean something? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I dock myself all the time. Cps do not stay
on the wall though.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Let me tell you, Wow, have found our bed around
the stadium.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Cups to my wall.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Somebody's got to get them in through security.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Oh, I get him in the showers at the stadium.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh is that what that means?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, I just took a turn. I feel like it's
a little redundant. Have we not done this with the Ferby?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:50):
And Ferby turned out to be super creepy waking up
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I'm matching you.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, well that's fine, but that's creepy. This thing's moving
around by itself. It can you know what act? It's
more like a real pet.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, very not creepy of that robot to do. It's
going to give us on Cannon Valley. No, really what
Uncannon Valley. It's when things aren't what like Adoppelganger is
a good oh example of it. Just something that isn't
quite right, like it's almost but it's not quite and
it gives you the creeps and your body reacts to
(28:23):
it from like a caveman sense.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
One of the best things about having a pet is
that they guard the house if anything goes down.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Can you imagine this thing has a superior hearing.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
It could probably let out any bark to be like
a give me a give me a Golden Retriever today.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
That's just the only thing this thing is going to
do differently is actively called nine to one one. Cools,
I want you to look at your dog square in
the face, and you tell me that your dog, Michael
is going to protect you in any of those situations.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Has built in guns.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Your tiny Boston terior.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Oh yeah, no, no, that's why I need this. Yeah,
my Boston Terrier is to protected anybody. Yes, see, this
is how they get you.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
They make your pets that you don't have to feed
and that you don't have to pick up poop for.
And then suddenly you don't have any pet whatsoever because
you have a robot. And then we stop adopting pets,
and then there's a bunch of pets just out on
the streets and the animals we're gonna leave them to die,
and they would.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Now here's a bit only plug.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Theres not passing the plug today right here eight four
ninety five fifty you shut up. Screen callers tend to
play fun to the Head with us, Papa Roach and Rise.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Against an under Rope All one.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Show on the Rise of the Roach Tour, September twenty
seventh at Credit Union want Amphitheater. We want you to
go because we want to be there too with you
to celebrate this great show.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Play fun to the head. Answer some trivia questions. Take
one of us hostage. Somebody's getting shot with nerve turns.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
It's all happening and we want you to be a
part of at eight four four nine five, five ninety
five fifty b Collar ten to play fun.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
To the head and now fun to the Head on
Rock Eddy five five. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Are we speaking with Sarah? Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
What up?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Sarah?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's my girl, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ignor my guy?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh great, I'm getting married in two days. I'm gonna say,
how are we feeling, dear listener? Sarah is the bride
who's winning it will be officiating on Saturday at Ratfest.
How are we feeling?
Speaker 11 (30:59):
Nig I do.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Look at this lovely couple. Well, welcome to.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The head Hell yeah, thank you.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
This is the Lovely trivia game where you answer questions,
we get shot with nerve darts, and you take one
of us hostage.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
We can you got it. If you was running you
just fell down.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Take time, sound out.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
We could provise you a save if we don't know
the question. I don't know why provided just trip me up?
So bad? But Sarah, who are you guys taking hostage Michael?
I think we're gonna take Michael before Saturday. Hand over it? Gun?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Can you give me the one that you did put
in your pants yesterday?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah? Well thanks, he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I don't know what on let me smell it. But
we're good.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Okay, good, all right, let's get this. Let's get the
question one. Okay, question number one?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
What does I p A stand for in beer?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
India? All right? I knew that one. Well done, well done.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
We're using a couple as one person. What Michael threw
a bunch of darts at me and they fell on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
In two days they will be one person a union
if you will.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That's not how that works.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What did you guys say, India?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh yeah, well yeah, yeah, question number two, what is
the tallest animal in the world?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, we're really doing this.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, I know that's true, but I never thought of
it like that.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
I also, it also feels like that's not right. I mean,
I'm sure it is, but right. I don't know why
giraffe feels like a trick question.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
It does seem like it's really obvious, but it's also like,
what's a taller?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Well, stand a whale upon its tail?
Speaker 12 (33:03):
Right, it's not link. You're strong enough fight. Yeah, it's like,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Okay, So you guys know the Sistine chapeled one with
all the dongs on it? Who painted that?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Michelangelo?
Speaker 11 (33:28):
Yeah, got a big ball of boom a couple not
only when you're right in this trap, Well done, Nick.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Story of our life so far, yeah, it is the future.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Half of our busts.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
And when we came together, we have a full announce
good luck.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Not a single word, Nick, not a single word.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Did I understand? I said we were both we both
had a half a horsehoe up our butts. When we
got together, we got a full horse shoe. Now it's
all good luck.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Ah, how's the coffee this morning. By the way, I'm rich.
Did you know that giraffes have long next?
Speaker 9 (34:04):
Yeah, and and first, Sarah and Nick, you have both
won tickets to Pop a Roach and Rise Against On
the Rise of the Roach tour under Oath is gonna
be there.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You're gonna act right, you guys gonna act right.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
No, okay, I mean you know we'll act right for
the situation.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Thank you, Katy, Sarah and Nick. I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
You guys are great, which is why you're going to
see this great show on September twenty seventh at Credit
Union one Amphitheater. Now I know there's others of you
that want to go as well. Go get your tickets
at livenation dot com nerd Alert.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
It's time to dark outs too much?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Oh? Yes, is it? It's actually Halo music what we
call yes Wow a little monkey like a monkey?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
My god.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
You guys want to go garage sailing over the weekend
after between riot.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Fest, Nope.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
If it has to do with Halo, yes, I'll find time.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
It's the older story, but I'm very impressed. Found a
gentleman found an orange xbox see through just like the
Nintendo sixty fours. Had never seen it before. Fifty dollars
at a garage sale. Turns out it's one of three.
Oh my gosh, one of three is a special edition.
(35:38):
Microsoft came out to say, yes, this is real. This
was a prototype. We were testing it out. We never
put it into the market.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
And it's not a million dollars but five five thousand. Yes,
now valued at five thousand a store. Yeah, to go
from fifty to five thousand, I'm not selling I'm not
selling it.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
It's low, but it is also it's used, it's been touched.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
It's only got one game at the moment.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Listen, Sometimes just because you've been used and touched doesn't
mean that your value decreases.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Okay, but the biggest thing for me is one of three. Yeah,
that's cool.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I'm holding on to it and I'm telling my kids,
I'm telling my grandkids, and hold this until the end
of time. You make sure it works. You make sure
the game's on. This work because I don't know where
the other two are. It doesn't even have all the
Xbox stickers on. It might even be the last one.
It could be an only one if the other ones
have been used up. Yeah, because if you're a leader
over at xbox and you didn't actually take one home yourself.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
And how did this getting up at a garage sale
me moa didn't know what she had.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Because it makes it probably moved out, It's true, pulling
his crap out from putting in the garage sale.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
It makes me want to go and move to Seattle
and just be do some garage sailing around all those
Nintendo people.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Marris I used to live a lock from the Nintendo headquarters.
We're gonna talk about when when my Nintendo broke, I
walked it into the building to get it fixed.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
It's the east side of Seattle. Seattle.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Maria has actively heard nothing. She is stuck in that.
But we got to go back to this.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy. Unfortunately for
us both I like crazy. That's a cor tonic quote.
You wouldn't know because you're not cool enough to played the.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I'm sorry, I played PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
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Nails on Rock ninety five to five for bringing us
Walt Slakis well.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Know why why?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Stabbing Westward front man Christopher Hall credits nine inch Nails
for getting Stabbing Westward and other industrial acts signed onto
major labels. Chris said they had amazing songs that were
super edgy to be on the radio made edie everyone
feel edgy and dirty. And when that happened, every record
label in America looked around and said, oh, where can
we get one of them? Yes, and Stabbing Westward, as
(38:06):
we know, has that kind of industrial sound. They got signed.
We got to meet Walt because he's a keyboardist of
that band, and now he's on Rocket ninety five to
five with us a Cannyn same and that is why
Christopher Hall is the frontman of Stabbing Westward and not
Michael Mason.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
I can step in though, if anybody ever needs me to. Yeah, technically, yeah,
yes he could. I could step in right if you
need it.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Maris, Yeah, we have our first well first reported flying
car crash.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Ever, let's go I take the toy away from the
toddlers before we even give it to them.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
No, these were men. These were men in China. They
were two flying cars collided. Both pilots are okay that.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
They refuse to look for directions. No, this is see
here's Oh no.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Those bumper stickers that say Jesus is my co pilot
are going to make a lot more sense. So it
always used to be like, Jesus, isn't your co pilot?
You're driving a car. But now they're literal pilots.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
So this isn't what I initially thought it was. I
was thinking that they were just like, Oh, we're going
to go out and show you the new car and
his capability.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
And they're doing an air show. Huh. They were doing
an air show and then they collided. One of the
vehicles did erupt into flames. But there's a quad copter
flying car specifically because I know you're trying to buy
one of these soon, Michael, But it's just my initial
thought was, you're doing an exposition, you're showing this off.
(39:43):
There is space, Yeah, you have so much space to
utilize that. How did they even get so close? But
now I get it because they were putting on a
show for a show goof and somebody had to dive
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
No, just thinking, oh god, we're gonna start having the
obnoxious car guys at air shows.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
It's oh, it's only a matter of time until they
get a monster truck up there and then we're doomed.
Just wait for it, and.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
How how because I mean, we are gonna have flying cars,
obviously they're coming, But how do you like, is there a.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Flying carpool lane? Is there? You know what I mean? Like?
How do you manage it?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's gonna be great to say it wasn't struggling already.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Because you picture it like the Jetson's and I still
have like lanes that they're flying in and whatnot, so
much space for you to take advantage of.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
The air traffic control people. I'm figuring it out over here.
Don't worry about me. It's mean, dear listener, having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
You're having a conversation with yourself.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We're saying the same thing. Me and dare having a
conversation here.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
What if, like your car boot was just a weight,
they just like a balloon light, so you can't take off?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Damn should have that ticket.
Speaker 8 (41:05):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Why does he always.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
Drop his bands doing this part of the show.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
I find it discomforting. We're ready, you're prepared? Five thanks,
I'm not. We got to start with a note from
a Live Nation CEO. He said concert tickets are underpriced
concert tickets. Concert tickets the average concert ticket price seventy
(41:34):
two dollars. Followed up with the statement with try going
to a Lakers game for that price. Okay, these are
two different things. Two things are true at the same time. Yeah,
sports tickets are really expensive. Concert tickets also very expensive.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I for one agree with the Live Nation CEO because
I would like them to continue working with us and
giving us tickets to give to you, dear listeners.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I too, am with the Live Nation's CEO.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
They're right. I think that the tickets are reasonable.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Waltz will have your next chance to win tickets for
Papa Roach and Rise Against.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
If you wanted to go to concerts, maybe you shouldn't
have been pulled to be.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
Has an update that a lot of people are going
to enjoy. They have a new chrome extension CRAU called
fraud Duck Tubiddy.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You know it rolls off the tongue, It doesn't.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
It allows you to watch movies and shows right from
your desk and then instantly switch over to a fake
work screen.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
If your boss is about.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
To walk back like that, I'm not hiding it a.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Team from Schomberg. Shout out, Candice Cadence, she saved Schomberg. Yeah, yeah,
is that your new nape? She saved her family from
a fire. I saw smoke rolling into her room, jumped
out the window. I got to her dad's window, banged
on the door. Her dad was able to get everybody
(43:07):
out of the house, including her brother and two dogs. Unfortunately,
the house was not saved, but the entire family was
safe from this situation. So Kaydence shout out to you.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
At least we have each other burning down the house.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
I guess there's clothing items that you don't need to
wash after one wear. That includes jeans, sweaters, jackets, blazers,
dress pants, trousers, one.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Wear, pajamas, and bras.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
I've never heard that. I've never washed the sweatshirt or
this jersey I'm wearing.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I've never washed any of my clothes. I like that
organic musk.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Hmm under my nose still works it.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
And then finally, a French air traffic controller fell asleep,
leaving a plane circling in the air for eighteen minutes
during his midshift nap.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
The only thing that woke him up the firefighters breaking
into aircraft Air Traffic Control tower. They are investigating why
he decided to take U snooze because we're tired.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
We'll get tign naps in his.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
House and that's five thanks is. We were so ready
for this, and we were prepared every day, just like
we're ready for ninety five minutes commercial free.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Oh I'm ready next. There is an argument to be made,
not a lot but arolid one, but there's an argument
to be made that ACDC is the first scream o band.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Intriguing, right, because.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
That's a that's like, that's a that's scrip. That's great,
that's okay, Michael, did you have something to say?
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah, rock News. Oh good, let's get into itower. Yes,
or well, the Foo Fighters.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Are back where they played two surprise shows in California. Yeah,
and yesterday put up a video on YouTube using almost
all AI to tease their new tour.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh that's going to make them really likable.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
No, but the little tongue in cheek action.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Oh that's entitled, but enough of that, I think.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Oh my goodness, some message from the Food Fighters. The
ironic Tongue Cheek video includes AI generated versions of the
band's members, hinting to fans of What's to Come, starts
out and says, quote, hey everyone, it's been a while,
but I'm happy to announce the food Fighters are coming
back to you, bringing you that one hundred percent real,
raw human element of rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
So it's obviously we go, yeah, damn you, Dave girl.
I don't want you to be likable right now.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
I'm still mad.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
He holds up the set list and it's just like
all spelled wrong with the letters over like AI.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Does, and it's pretty funy.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
The Ozzy Osbourne documentary is officially going to come out
October seventh. It was held back for a minute there,
I think maybe to it looked to me like they
might have added some interviews with the family and stuff. Yeah,
but yes, Tina Alexander's film on the final month of
Black Sabbath singer's life comes to Paramount Plus October seventh,
So I need to get that subscription too.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
You don't got a guy for that?
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Well, I don't know. On Paramount can you use someone
else's password or are they blocking that?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Now? No you can't, Michael, as I shake my head,
Yes I do got a guy.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
Turns out, Remember yesterday we mentioned the Soundgarden halfway done
with the new album. We have some more news on that,
Matt Cameron said in a podcast. We're definitely over halfway
done with it. Kim is in the process of finishing
the guitar parts. He wants to make sure they get
them exactly the way he wants. Emotionally, it's been extreme
highs and extreme lows as they are using Chris Cornell's
(46:40):
pre recorded voice from before he died to make a
new album, which is pretty incredible. He says, it's been
gut wrenching but very empowering at the same time.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Do we know what the family thanks?
Speaker 3 (46:51):
The family's pissed.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Chris Cornell's moth mother hates the guys from Soundgarden. As
a matter of fact, she has a big beef with
them because what was it. There was something like when
Chris Cornell hung himself instead of staying in the town
in Detroit, they were already on a bus out of town,
and so she's got a little conspiracy theory ish about it.
Oh and thinks that they had something to do with it. Oh,
(47:14):
because Chris Cornell hung himself in a hotel room where
nobody really saw what might have happened. But it is
a little weird that the bands on their way out
of town without staying around.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Well maybe not.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
What do you do? And b that's that's true. That's
really common for the families of suicide victims because they
don't want to believe that their loved one.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Could do that. Well, it's unfortunate, but luckily for us
we will. We may have some new Sound Garden Chris
Cornell music very soon, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Forward to that.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, all the rock field grows about it though.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
All the rock news you need at Rock nine five five.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
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on Rock ninety five.
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Speaker 5 (48:11):
You remember LimeWire, Yeah, yeah, the two thousands era free
peer to peer file sharing company. It was actually shut
down because of copyright infringement violations and a whole bunch
of other stuff.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Wow, that's the best way to break your computer.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
I guess, yeah, right, I guess there's still a company somehow,
and they have purchased the rights to fire Festival. Oh great,
hilarious pot meat kettle. Both of them have broken brands.
In a news release seemingly acknowledging both brands colorful histories,
it was titled quote LimeWire acquires fire Fest.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 5 (48:47):
They say, quote once synonymous with disruption in their own
very different ways, LimeWire and Firefester now poised to begin
an entirely new chapter, one grounded in technology, transparency, and
a sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Now for the folks at LimeWire, if you need water
for your festival, Billy knows the guy, and he knows
how to get it done. So we could get the
water taken care of.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
But if we kissed at the LimeWire fire Fast, it's
kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
He says.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Fire became a symbol of hype gone wrong, but it
also has made history, says the CEO of LimeWire. He
goes on and says, we're not bringing the festival back.
We're bringing the brand and the meme back to life,
this time with real experiences and without the cheese sandwiches.
So it's not a fest. It's not going to be
a festival.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Once again, we are unclear on fire.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Fest Also, I just remembered something. They launched that second
concert and everybody bought in at like ten thousand dollars
or whatever it was supposed to be to be on
the pinnacle, never announced, and that the location got squashed.
Did those I don't know those people ever got their
money back. I FuG it again. We know not about fire.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
It's just like a mob. Like they're just it's just
organized crime. That's what they're doing, you know what, But
not it. We're not calling it Thursday Live anymore.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Come to fire Fast. Next one's in October. We'll keep
you updated on dates and location. Somebody told me that
you had an uncle who went to high school with
this kid that got moderately famous from a T shirt ad.
(50:28):
We could just keep that going, you know.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Anyway, Mikey times eight fifty to text us all throughout
the day, talk to anybody. It shoots right in here
to the studio.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Let's start it crazy however you want.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
From what I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Shoot it in there, Mikey.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
From the two on nine. I agree with Maria. Well
let's move on to a different hell.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah, no one.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
I agree with Maria. I'll listen to the new sound
Garden music. But I'm gonna feel gross about it. It
hurts to replace your bandmates, but using their voice after
they've passed away seems a bit morbid.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
I'd be down with it if the family was down
with it. I want to hear from the kids, I
want to hear from Vicky. I just want to make
sure everyone's cool with it. Otherwise, go be in a
different band.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
From the six three to Oh, Juice of Sun, My God,
Michael's wordplay is on point today.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Well done, gold Star. Did I give you a bell?
It was good?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
It was good.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I like Son of Juice the beer you like Juice
of Sun. Different things of Sun makes no suns. From
the sixth three, Oh what is Michael smoking? From the
eighty four to seven? No picking on car guys please.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Only they obnoxious ones.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
And there are some they have their car all weekend.
Never met the sitting never met. I've never heard. And
they're going to be an.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Air shows now because we're going to have flying cars,
so you're gonna have to deal with the car guys
at the air shows. Those used to be two separate populations.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Parallel park a flying car, guess the same way the jets.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Would you need to parallel park a flying car? There's
no curbs up in the air.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Could you just tell the car like, go to the
go to the lot, and it just takes off and
flies off to a lot, and then when you need it, it
flies over and picks you up.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
If it's an AI car herby Herbie with wings.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
From the six three zero? Did I hear that correctly?
Maris is a furry explained so much? Yes that I
didn't hear that.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
How did we jump?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
No, but yes, I like this rumor.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Marius is a fury surry? How did we get here?
Is your tail in?
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (52:28):
What's it in?
Speaker 7 (52:32):
If we're going to be anything, I'm going to be
a scally very specifically for the reptiles out there.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yes, you can get some needles.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I've never heard of that scally.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
How did your gecko die?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Why do we keep bringing up the gecko.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Because you're bringing up being a scally and now I'm
worried about the lizard animals in your life.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Wow, that was a lot. You took that a long
way around, Michael.
Speaker 11 (52:55):
What.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
An average length around?
Speaker 5 (52:59):
We got one more here? Let's see here from the
seven o eight. Good morning, thanks for the entertainment, guys.
We'd love to give back to you with some guest
passes to Galloping Ghost Arcade.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Oh yes, hell yeah, oh yes, he says.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
This is the largest arcade in the world, over one
thousand games and just under fifty pinball machines.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
That sounds fun. So my favorite part about this place.
Speaker 7 (53:22):
Not only do they have Ninja Turtles in Time right
there right next to it, they have the first arcade
game for Ninja Turtles right next to it, and then
another one and it just one price.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Play as much as you want. It's glorious. That sounds great.
How get wait to go?
Speaker 5 (53:37):
I can always text us eight four four nine five
ninety five fifty. That's eight four four nine five mail
me out?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Woof? How do you get so high?
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Soprano one and an alto to an acapella group?
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I couldn't tell you the last time I was a soprano.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah, I don't know if you ever were. I feel
like it came out the womb and you were crying
like a.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Milk. Let me on that boo, I like the shell.
Can I get some cookies? Yes? Whatever you want? You
got any games? On that phone. Whatever you want, man, whatever, Just.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Jesus the toddler with the Deep boys Merris over here.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
That's oh, that's a whole bit.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
We could make Marison to a k a baby on
AI and have that voice.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Have you seen.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
That's what I'm saying, you just voice it.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Have you seen that old Will Ferrell sketch with Pearl?
I think, and it's like this two year old Yeah
that can barely talk, and she's like a landlord and
just choose h right, Yeah, I had no idea. That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
What I need an update on Pearl. I'm going to
look up look this up. I'm gonna look it up
ten years ago. She's got halfway to an adult now.
Speaker 7 (55:11):
I think early college humor even that long ago. Wow, bro,
it's been a minute. It's been a minute.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
It is actually not little ferrel'stone. It is Adam McKay's daughter.
He like writes a bunch of comedies like a ton
he He was a head writer for SNL Forever, Anchorman, Taladega.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Knights, Talia Knight.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, we know Bobby Big Short Vice. Don't look up. Yeah,
he does. Anything that you've ever laughed at is pretty
much because of Adam McKay.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
You said Talaga Nights, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
My kid, did you want to hit that again?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
That Talletegan Knights.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
It's so funny you know that he named this kid
Walker and his other kid Texas ranks.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Dear pounds six outs, little baby Jesus. I know, I
just hate encouraging you like you're right, but shut up.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
I will in a minute, actually, how long? One minute?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I don't know that you physically can. It's not like
you stop talking when we're off air.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I'm like one of those dogs that won't stop barking.
I just yeah, take your shoes off and I shake.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
If you have dogs about somebody comes close. Yes, you
have the Chihuahua shakes.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
That is, have a big I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Say, biggest chiuaa I've.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Ever seen before.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
It isn't not the aggression either, just the shakes, the
tremors and energy. You're Jack Russell
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