April 30, 2025 • 58 mins
Today’s show was a chef’s kiss combo of music mayhem and pure absurdity:
🎤 FREDDIE MERCURY WALKS OUT
🎤 FREDDIE MERCURY WALKS OUT
- The legend reportedly stormed out of a recording session with Michael Jackson… because MJ brought a llama to the studio. Yes. A real llama.
- Smashing Pumpkins frontman’s Chicago tea shop was literally crashed into. By a car. Details are as weird as you think.
- The top 5 headlines or totally absurd news items of the day — weird crimes, dumb decisions, and things that made us laugh.
- Ohana Fest lineup officially dropped — it’s stacked.
- Soundgarden’s final album is in limbo due to legal issues. Can fans ever expect to hear it?
- One of today’s strangest, darkest, or most frustrating stories — possibly involving a chainsaw, an alligator, or Florida.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's the wrong way, but it's so right.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's the best way sometimes in univer else it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Is Hoday, Good morning, Marsh. But I'm rock ninety five
to five. My name's Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm Mariss, I'm Michael.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh yes, it's almost here.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There's Today Live Fuzzy Line Brewing Company.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's going to be amazing Hiland in Johona.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I was already excited to go, but I think the
podcast is making me more excited about seeing everyone tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm about to make you even more excited because I'm
gonna get a big marker board.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And we're going to have this Gorilla versus one hundred
men debate live because I have bones to pick, Like
the gorilla will be picking out some of the bones
of his teeth from those causual tees before he died.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Mm hmm. So we're gonna be talking about this until
we're dead.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, probably okay with them. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
At top of the seven o'clock hour today, if you
want to get back in the debate on that, we're
going to read a bunch of your comments. We're going
to go back over I have a bit of a
better argument. I think I do too, after studying all
I took.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It was a very cleansing break to go through the
comments and see what everybody had to say. As our
video is up on our social media's and our YouTube,
be sure to check that out if you haven't seen
it already.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm angry already. It's so mad. You know my blood pressures.
It is the vein out? Is the vein out?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's not, it's not. Yeah, it's not. You're vein free
right now, you're vein free.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
But also for you eight four four ninety five fifty,
go ahead and text any additional comments on the man
versus Gorilla battle. We do want to continue to read
those updated comments and no coheating. Cambria tickets will be
up for grabs for that and we will be crowning
a winner.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And in the nine o'clock hour, Yeah, text time. Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You have a cool story coming up about Freddie Mercury
and Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, it's so random, but well what.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Michael Jackson Freddie Murky for Mercury walked out of recording
session because Michael Jackson showed up with something.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, I assume it was the same parade jacket that
Freddy was wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They couldn't be in the same room together.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Better way, better on possibility. That is not the story.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's an animal, how about?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And years later Gerard Way found that very parade jacket
and blast, didn't you know?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Also Nickelback tickets for Nickelback trivia yep, Riotfest tickets three
day passes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's in fun to the head after eight with some trivia.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
With us and more importantly, let's have a fun non argumentative.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh wait, good good luck with me?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Bhasically, I don't think I can complete the task assigned.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
We know, And now w C HI Weather with Michael
weather Man Mic like today humpy Honeyman sirs days tomorrow,
which is super excited.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Don't That is one two punch.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I was feeling excited. Cubs won last night, too huge
win again, Go Cups go.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It looks nice now where I'm sitting on the lake front, okay,
because some people might have clouds. And if I say
it's a nice sunrise this morning, garbage man Dan will.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Be out there yelling at me from the clouds. There's
why there. I'm so happy. You can't get his name right,
trash man, trash man tem it looks grat right now.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Cloud's gonna move in today. Possible shower for you drive home.
Other than that, got you're so flustered that one's for you?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Trash man Dan? What is it? Timothy? Who? Tim?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What's in a name? I've called.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Again?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I am sixty two, gonna be warm, but get ready
because tomorrow rain all damn day. So if you're if
you work outside, grab your jacket, grab everything. Tomorrow it's
gonna be rainy but warm. Still sixty five, so okay.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's raining for Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Life, that's all right. Come in.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Actually that's kind of fine. Get out of the rain
inside with us.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, Now, I have nowhere to hide from you, So
you can't go outside, and I can't go outside.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You never had anywhere to hide from me.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh wow? Yep was the morning mush Pit on Rock
Money Left.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Rock ninety five, Chicago's rock station. Nickelback tickets coming up today.
Also three day passes for riot Fest Maris What do
you Got?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
This is fun because I love hearing these stories from
after the fact of what could have been greatness and
just got ruined for absolutely the most strangers and Freddie
Mercury was set to do some recording sessions with Michael Jackson,
and you just think about those two names together.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, iconic. Indeed, it would have been a nice training.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
They could have made endless amounts of great music, and
it was all ruined for one crazy reason. Living Michael
Jackson brought a lama into the studio.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And that's where Freddie Mercury drew the line, and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Where Freddy was like no.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But so the part about it was like, if this
was like a we went downtown to go meet somewhere
and Michael walks in with a lama, I have so
many questions, like, where'd you get that lama? Why is
that lama downtown? What's going on? They were at Michael
Jackson's home studio.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
According to a guy named Jim Miami, I'm using finger quotes,
Beach Queen's manager Freddy called him during one of the
sessions and said, Darling, I'm recording with alama. Can you
get me out of here?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
First of all, that impression was quite nice.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, yeah, wait, but we're at Michael's house, right, so.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Like, I don't know, Yeah, where's what's the monkey?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I have it? Your Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles was.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
There too, I'd be like, hey, bubbles and Alama, Okay,
I like.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The bubbles, but expected Michael Jackson to be eccentric, the
guy that lives on never Land.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Kids running around.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
By the way, how fun? Like what a fun thing?
You're like, Wait a minute. If if you're the producer
and you're sitting there and you're like, I have two
legends working together.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Michael Jackson's a little late. Here he comes. They said
he's here, and.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I'm sorry, Yeah, he's got Alama with him and Bubbles.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
See, I'm still entertained. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm staying mainly on the purpose of I get to
work with Michael Jackson, and I know who I am
as Freddie Mercury, and I know what's about to happen,
and my family's families are going to be set up
with the single we're about to create.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
He must have been like weird yeah, you know, like
it couldn't have obviously just been the Lama for friend
like Freddie Mercury, a rock star to be weirded out,
that rock star one of the most eccentric ones ever
to exist.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
But for me, it's like, oh, hey, Snoop Dogg wants
to work with you. He wants you to come over
to his home studio, and it's like, oh, wow, you
really do smoke this much weed? Okay, I'm out. Like
you had to know what you were getting into, and
I'm sure like you had to call around the industry
and be like, hey, man, have you worked with Michael before?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
How was it? What did you guys get into?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, to be fair, we know this now true, but
he obviously had a reputation back then, but like you
can't possibly like we have decades of knowledge of him
and that was not available at that point.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
The song they were working on, called State of Shock,
was actually eventually released by Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger.
Oh so they replaced Freddy. Mick was like, I'm fine
with Lamas Man Monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
So we'll find another.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Accentsion Britt eight four ninety five fifty. Have you ever
had a situation at work and you just turn into
a room and go Nope, not today, Nope, not today.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Every morning.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I heart this media.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Every day is a blessing and I am just excited
to show up to work under waking up at three am.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I want to learn awaken in Disias Dick.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
It's the morning mashpit. Yeah, take a second to shout
out Jim from the gym.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Jim from the gym. Longtime fan.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Our buddy Adam hopped into the studio said that he
goes to the gym with a kind named Jim. Jim Jim,
so obviously Jim from the gym, and we just want
to shout out Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Thanks for listening. Appreciate you. Man.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hey Jim, you're dope. But hey Jim, Oh, we need
we need some help.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Don't ruin it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, I'm not ruining it. I'm recruiting help because we're
going to need it because technology is just really advancing
at a rate that we can't keep up with it,
and it's leading us to an inevitable human Investors.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Or robot war News from the Front to the Inevitable
Human robot War.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Researchers at the University of Zurich have been accused of
undertaking an unauthorized four month long experiment on a Reddit
board using artificial intelligence generated comments oh no, to test
whether AI could alter people's opinions.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Turns out yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
These were And it says these weren't merely passive observers.
They were digital persuaders that analyzed users' personal histories, fabricated identities,
and crafted arguments specifically designed to change minds in the
issues that they succeeded spectacularly. They achieved persuasion rates six
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times higher than normal human interactions.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I do not like this at all.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
So that person you're arguing with on Facebook this morning,
it could very well just be AI.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, it might not be a person, but it's like
you go to the most unhinged reddit already and then
you're just like, you.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Know what I got you? I got a bot for this.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's scary, but part of me is kind of into
it because because it just reveals that everyone has bias.
Every person has some exception to whatever their argument is,
and these chatbots knew how to find that exception and
present it.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And that's where I'm not okay, because like, if we're
arguing about something like we have to like dig into
each other or really figure out or know each other
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The chatbot's going and looking at your Instagram and what
else you did on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
And like.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Everything tells you how to talk to this person in
this situation, and they just outsmarted you in a second.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
What does it think about Rilla's versus he? Can it
change minds with that? Can we change use the chatbot
to change Maria's mind?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, no one can change my mind on anything.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Actually no, hey, what was what was the center that
did this?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now now bring it on, Bring on the humans.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I'm on the side of the romances from the front
of the human robot.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Turn the page.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
We had to put it in modern terms.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Scroll I's gonna.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Say, I don't misslicking my finger to turn the page.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Which is also putting it into ancient terms.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It really all depends on your definition of scroll this morning,
mash but on Rocket.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Michael, I want to go you want to go ahead
with the next story there.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
No injuries were reported on Tuesday after a car crashed
into a Highland Park t shop owned by Smashing Pumpkins
front man Billy Corgan.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Island Park like in jot.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, it's Highland Park? Are really how do I put this? Yes,
in Illinois Island area. Jam, it's a very nice area.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it's a high land The crash occurred at the
tea shop, and it's unclear exactly what unfolded.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Basically, what I'm seeing in the picture here is that
they need you know, how liquor stores have those posts
up so people can't back into the liquor store. Then
most of the posts are like bent because people back
into them. That's what keeps happening to this tea shop.
Because this happened just a few months ago as well.
Somebody hit the brick on the side of it, pushed
the brick in. Nobody was hurt though, and it looks
like the structure is still, you know, fine, but another
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crash or somebody doesn't like the smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Or they really like to smash them.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Now. Yeah, it sounds like they've got like like a
street problem, like whatever's going on on that street.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's got people driving a little walking.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
They have the Yeah, that's some strong tea. The mushroom tea,
they have the the I thought you were going for
the bell.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
We don't have mushroom for that kind of tea.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
The cars, thank you, that was a good one.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
The car's park diagonally, I think that's part of the issue,
so they kind of sit weird. And then they're fairly
close to the wall too, so the sidewalk isn't very
big Mui tea.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, it's parking accidents, hitting the car and not people
driving on the street and then hitting it.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah, it's parked. Yeah, they're parking and sort of just
backing into the sidewink.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, so then yeah, that's that's a like reorganize your
parking lot kind of deal.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, they just need the posts.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Man, gotta get the posts.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We love to hit the post on the morning bush,
But on.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Rock ninety five to five, do we, despite all my rage,
still just a rat in a cage.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, you're not quite there yet, but I will say, Michael,
interpersonal relationships really are all about the small things, either
cherishing them or learning to let them go.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
This, however, is not a small thing. So we're about to.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Argue about it. One gorilla versus one hundred men. Yes,
we're bringing it back today because it's unfinished business.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Speaking of small things, I just googled how big are
gorilla peepees? And it turns out that this gorilla could
be extra angry because gorillas have unproportionally small wieners.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, and I mean, to be fair, humans have proportionally
larger ones for the species.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
One facts, that's what I'm saying, though, but that gorilla,
that silverback is gonna be pissed extra pissna.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Look at this, yeah small.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And the implication that like the gorilla is looking at
the other men's like dogs and doing immediate size comparisons
while he's trying to battle one hundred of them, like,
oh God, and their dogs are gonna die.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The comments have been flowing in left and right.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Do we have Freud's take on gorilla psychology?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Someone says here, Breezy says over on Facebook, a hundred
tiquil O'Neals infected with rabies and coked out of their
minds to even stand a chance against the gorilla.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
And then half of them are having heart attacks because
they're coked out of their mind.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
They're like ready to go, oh God.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And take one hundred raby coked out chequil o'neils. It
would take one hundred men.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
So I have two new takes to add to the
thought process.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And I have two new refutations.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Okay, So I ended up on zoologists side of the
internet yesterday and they basically said that gorillas are very
docile animals, so they wouldn't be approaching this as a
fight necessarily so it would be a non confrontational situation
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where the men would get the ante on them. But additionally,
the other side of this, you put out APB for
one hundred men to volunteer to take on a gorilla.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
No one, Well, why would you say that that was
my recruiting method.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
No, I'm just saying, no one is signing up for
that because you got to make it good for him.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Because so, now million dollars. If I was a million.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dollars, hypothetically, guess what, I have one hundred sumo wrestlers
that signed up, and I'm you can just as easily
say that okay.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
But like sumo wrestler still is not as strong as gorilla.
So I'm still not going into that situation and being honest,
a hundred, but a hundred would be okay. But here
here's the thing. Singular thought process on joining the one hundred,
I'm gonna die because you don't know what number you're
going to.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
If you openly look for people and say I need
a hundred guys to step forward and volunteer, nobody is
volunteering to die.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
For sign depends on the price.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
If I post up outside of high school with a Mustang.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And I tell people a year think less, you go
and take on.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
This gorilla and.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Guess what I'm going to get?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Eighteen youthful dudes with a thirst for blood.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That led the thrill of a fight to sign up.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And you just killed all those eighteen year olds.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I didn't kill all of them.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, I didn't kill all of them. First of all,
a gorilla did. And second of all, I didn't kill
all of them. A bunch of them are gonna die,
but we're going to persist.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Hold on. Michael hasn't gotten a word in edgewise.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Trainer Josh b Over on our Instagram at morning wash
Pit says Marie, I love that you have that much
confidence in one hundred men, So thank you, but hell no,
no way one hundred men would survive. I just love
that you have like you're taking a man's side.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Okay, so first of all, hundred men, I'm not taking
the man's side, Damn the man. What I'm saying is like, globally,
I'm not I don't love confidence of that, but I
do have commidance in numbers, and globally I could find
one hundred men that could put up a fight and
kill this gorilla.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They would die too, but we would ultimately win. There
would be men left over. We would ultimately prevail.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And those men are scarred for life.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, because you were already scarred for life. They agreed
to fight a gorilla exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And that's why I'm saying I don't think any conscientiable. Boy.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Hey, Pop, Pablo Yale on the on the Instagram says,
depends are these men from Texas or California?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
A difference?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Is there a difference? And I would like to hear
what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
How about this? Are we work on a big state,
just hand in hand?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Right, there's no no, we're not saying anybody has weapons passage.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, we're not saying anyone has weapons. Are but it's
also not going to be a like vacuum meter. We're
not in a white room.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right, here's a good one.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
The silver back gorilla has an arm span of seven
and a half to eight and a half feet. Their
arms are roughly twenty five inches in circumference. They can
lift eighteen hundred pounds like it's nothing, which is the
equivalent of nine average American men at once. This is
an interesting thing I saw what if they just grab
a couple of the guys and start using them as weapons,
like just batting people with them.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Maybe, But also what is the intelligence of the gorilla?
Again like survival we're so you don't get to just
say survival is the intelligence of the gorilla?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's make sad?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Have you back an animal or yourself? You get put
in a situation where I gotta get out of this.
I have to survive. Your body starts acting different and
you're going to move differently.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You're not just going to sit there and be like ah.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It was the same thing with the men, and there's
a hundred of them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
They got to sign up. Good lord.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
The text messages are rolling in like crazy could text
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Fifty Okay, sure you have to find the men that
are going to like do the fight.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
But you can do that.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You want to know how I know every war in history,
so like you're going to find men that are going
to be down for the fight.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What Michael, you have something.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
From the eight one to five just came in in
the text. What would the gorilla do? How would it
go if the if it was one gorilla versus one
hundred women? Heads up on that one.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, Well, that's not the argument that we're having, right
I know, yes, of course, but we're not.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
That's not the argument I'm having right now.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And I'm not giving into that bait that you're trying
to bait me into on air right now.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You didn't want to let them bait you on air.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, not on that. We're not that one specifically.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Care that the gorilla can has this like armspan or whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You have one hundred men, you do ten waves of ten.
You're exhausting him.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Rock ninety five five? Are we speaking with Courtney?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You are?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Guys? We're doing fantastic and we got you in line
to win tickets to see a Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Are you ready to answer some trivia?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'm going to do my bat all right, Michael kick
Courtney with the trivia.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
What is the name of Nickelback's twenty twenty two album, okaesus.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's wrong?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Five?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It is three nickel one. I don't know. Roland, what's
the name of that album? All right? And Josh, how
you doing today? How bad? How's you going? We're doing fantastic?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
You are on the line to answer a trivia question
to win these Nickelback tickets.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Michael, what twenty twenty? Sorry? What two thousand and five hit?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Includes the lyric quote and this is where I grew up?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Whoa big hit song?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I mean maybe one of the biggest five four three
might be showing take a picture photograph, photograph?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh, look at this photograph.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Because I said it in beat, I was like, this
is work.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I'm so sorry, gosh sorry, And we've got Amber, Amber,
Are you ready to answer trivia question for Nickelback tickets?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You got this, Amber, all right, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna sing the clue. Maybe that'll help a little.
What Nickelback song featured the lyric I like your parents
around your feet?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Figuring figured you out there?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Nickelback?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Sing it in my head? You're just figure you. Luckily
you figured it out.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeahs. Congratulations Amber.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
You're going to see Nickelback at the Summer of ninety
nine and Beyond festival going on at Alpine Valley Music
Theater on July eighth.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Eighth.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I'd ask you who you were taking with you, but
I'm assuming you're taking that lovely husband of yours.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yeah, it's been Actually that lovely husband is with me
in the car. We're driving to the airport. But listen
to you guys on the plane again.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh, lovely husband, this is.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
The first time Mike has ever been in the car
with me when I have called, so I was like,
shut up and just sit there and drive.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Doing, miik I can't you informission to speak?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
As long as she keeps winning tickets, I'll do one over.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, Hey, good Vick.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
And where are you guys headed? Where are you going
out of town this time?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
For going to.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Vegas and Sammy Hagar tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh that's dope. That is amazing. That is a great opportunity.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Amber you enjoy Sammy Hagar, but also get ready to
enjoy nickelback July eighteenth for the summer of ninety nine
and beyond festival for everyone else. Go ahead and get
your tickets at livenation dot com. Five ish things you
almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's the hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
If you multiply those five things by twenty and then
have those things faced off against a gorilla.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Stop it. Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Uber is offering teens free rides to and from PROMA
that's nice. Teens thirteen to seventeen can get up to
twenty dollars each way to get to and from from
and they can even use that service for Uber x L.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Then you don't have to drink and drive not to
get to get away from the point. But why would
a thirteen year old go to PROM? It doesn't matter. Yeah,
that's really cool.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Maybe they could be invited. I guess thirteen they would
be what freshmen?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Or is that too young? That's way too young.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I think they're anticipating that there might be some kids
to skip the grade and might have got asked to prom.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Earily, maybe like a little sibling like goes to just the.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Beginning of it to take photos or something.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But why would they have need the Uber?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It doesn't matter a lot of questions.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I'm shocked there aren't eighteen year olds on here because
that would.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Be a prim age.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
And also that's who I would want to take the
uber because they're the ones doing the drinking and driver.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Tortoise has been missing for nine months, was found in
the woods a mile away from home. Leonardo fantastic name
for a tortoise was found by a dog walker who
had learned he was missing from a local social media post.
The local vet clinic believes that Leonardo was hibernating for
the winter and then was found as spring has sprung?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Are they actually the teenage mutant Ninja Tortoises?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
A woman found a strange man hiding under her hotel
bed after noticing a strange smell on day two of
her vacation. She got back after a long day out,
sat on the bed and noticed a smell and when
she went to investigate, saw two eyes staring right back
at her and the man fled the scene. Unfortunately, they
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have not caught the gentleman as the hotel didn't have
sufficient security systems with cameras, so the local authorities are
still trying to find this man.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Sounds like a nice establishment, you remember, stalker's hygiene is important.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
A truck filled with dimes overturned in on a Texas highway.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Dimes I said after that it had no sense, thank you.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
The cleanup was done with a slew of vacuums and
street cleaners, but the highway did have to be shut
down as eight million coins.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Were all sucked up, don't.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Jeremy Rinner is writing a book, and in said memoir
he is detailing his horrific accident, the snowplow accident.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I'm so sick of hearing about the Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Wow, what a terrible reaction to a man almost dying,
saving his nephew in the process, breaking so many And
it would.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Be a lot cooler and more valiant if I didn't
hear about it every chance he got.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It'd be way cooler if he shut up.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's not true, Jeremy rennerd like, that's really cool on
just being a dick, and.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I know where the story's going, So hit her with.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It, or hit Jermy with it. With a snowplow it was.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
A fourteen thousand pounds snowplow. Well it directed his body.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, didn't he say in the book that he actually died?
Like that was like the story was that? In the
book he writes that he actually, you know, yeah, passed away,
probably then came back.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I would read it in the book.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Probably talked about it on several talk shows, maybe a
few podcasts too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
When's book two coming out of it? You're not going
to do hawk?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I like that Okay, so he did that against a snowplow.
Now if we got a hundred jermy a.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Gorilla, say goodbye, Gracey.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Goodbye Gracy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey, we know who you are and you could use it.
Dollars and rocky. He's got your next key word coming
up after eight.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
So that's an injured puppy. Wow, it's not a roost.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
They were good and they're not just wandering all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, you cock that doodle doo.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Now, this is what dreams are made of.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Although the conclave to elect the next Pope doesn't happen
until May seventh, we're a little too impatient for that.
So we're going to do that in our own way.
Although before we even get to that, we do have
an update news.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
But in pope news, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yes, controversial Cardinal Angelo Bisux has decided to step back
ahead of the conclave being convened to choose the pope.
He was convicted of embezzlement by the Vatican Court. He
still claims he's innocent, but they say, what you are guilty, sir.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
What you're going to be controversial in the character your
crime's gonna be embezzled. That's where they draw on the line,
don't messit. The money get out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
So after the Pope's convene in what's called a conclave,
they try to elect their next pope. Until that day,
black smoke emanates from the chimney. But on the day
that they do elect that pope, the smoke will be white.
We have our own special pope chimney. We're gonna get
to all that in popetok all right, boys, we have
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to present our picks for Pope. Defend why, and we're
going to present you, dear listener, with another candidate that
you may not know about, so that you can make
your own informed ish choice.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Ish Ish Marie, who's your pick?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm sticking with my man, Cardinal Turkson. Okay, just because
of that funk band. I want to know what it's guitarist?
There it is, Okay, Okay, I already forgot he was
a guitarist.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I was about to be like, what an instrument do
you play?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But yeah, he's a guitarist, A former funk band guitarist. Cardinal. Yes,
we love it, Michael.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I'm sticking with the Latin patriarch of Jerusalem, Mister Peter Battista,
Pizza Bao, Pizza Bala, Biblical scholar, peacemaker and courageous leader
in last name Pizza Bala. Let's be so real, that.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Is that's why I chose him. I like pizza.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
My pick is Cardinal Michael cher name because he is
seventy eight years old, and I want to do this
again in just a few years, and I'd like to
wait too long.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I like him right on the cusps. They can really
talk to God, and I love a jesuit.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
And dear listener, we have a new pope candidate to
present to you today. His name is Cardinal Joseph Tobin Tobin.
He's from Indianapolis, Indianapolis.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
That's right, baby, give us an American pope.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, we want a bald eagle in the Vatican.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Screw your dove, now, screw you'd be amazing.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Now we have to create a little smoke to see
whether or not we have a pope choice.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Oh name, Okay, baby, lngs you're gonna be all right. No, okay, Black.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Mons A by Holy Smoke Sausage Company. You don't get
your meat from downstairs.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Eddie Vedder, we were never gonna call you daughter. Don't
worry about it this morning, Mash. But I'm rock ninety
five five boys. What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Sports? Yay?
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Baseball season and pie off hockey season, sure is, and
frankly basketball playoff season.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah. And the time in sports right now, the time in.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Sports great is such a good time.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Why do you enjoy sports right now so much?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Are you here?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh that's fair, that's a great one.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
I'll just get into it because we know the White
Sox loss seven to two to the Brewers. But we
did have back to back home runs from Andrew bin
Eddie and I just butchered that.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I'm sorry, Andy Benny in a.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Ten d there we go, and then Luis Roberts Jr.
Right spot there. But yeah, socks loss.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Cubs won again, shut up nine to zero over the Pirates.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Uh, Sazuki is usually you lose your socks.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
You know, Suzuki fell a single short of the cycle
along to get two run home or the Cubs hit
four home runs total, dominating the Pirates, and uh, it
was showtime in Pittsburgh. Except should actually left the game
with a some He left limping a little bit, and
everybody was really worried, but they said it was just cramps,
so he'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, hit in the hot tub. And then did you.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Say the Brewers are out of the NBA NBA Finals playoffs?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Bucks's Yeah, sorry, Yeah, I got my millwork.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Bucks got eliminated yesterday and it was brutal because I
wasn't actually watching the game, but they kept cutting back
to it because they just kept blowing the lead ended
up going into overtime, I know, shocker, right, And when
they were marking the comeback from the Pacers, they were
up i want to say, about five with twenty seconds
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to go, and the Pacers ended up pulling out the
win to take out the Bucks, and I was just like,
it should have been easy sailing to get to, you know,
the win. Yeah, but hey, nice playoff basketball happens every
once in a while.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
And let's seear the White Sox play the Brewers again
tonight at home seven forty game time and Cubs pirates
six forty game time at PNC Park.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm loving the early games, are you well?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
When the Cubs were playing San Diego, the game starts
at eight nine o'clock at night. Sleep time, get up early,
sleepy time, yeah, I can watch my Cubs.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Win and win and win.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Oh please, will go to bed?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You go to bed like eight or nine.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, yeah, so shut up.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I knew what for once.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I'm defending Michael, and I hate that you even put
me in this position. Right now, go ahead, continue, But
that's a valid complaint.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
He's complaining about valid things.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Back Michael up, I will continue.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
You are wrong right now, Thank you, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Maria. How do you feel right now?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Talk to me right now?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I don't want to look at you after that.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You stay, you stay to take a shower out.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
This feels gross like I did it, and I'm glad
that I did it, but I also.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Want to forget it before we get to that.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I know about it first.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Now here's a bit only it's time. Fun to the
Head is here.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
It is the trivia game where we answer questions for
you to win those tickets and up for grabs today
Riot fast three day passes. Stop shooting each other before
we get there, Okay, come on eight, four, four, nine, five, five,
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ninety five fifty beat collar Tim. You pick one of
us and you're on your way to go on the
riot fest.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
And now Fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Tim?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
How are you? What's up? Tim? How are we doing today?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
How do you think you do against a gorilla?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh? My god, we can't get away from this quickly? Tim?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
What side are you taking? The one gorilla or one
hundred men?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Probably one hundred men?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, yeah, my boy, Tim, gosh, somebody finally took us off.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All right. Somebody had to.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Someone had to have the bravery to stand up to
the hordes.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Okay, Tim's here for fun to the head. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Sorry, we're going to answer questions so that he can
win a riot. That's tickets, Yeah, three day passes in.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Tim.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
The easy part for you is picking one of us
to answer questions for you. And who will that be today?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Maria?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yes, yes, all right, all right, all right, let's get
this ready.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Let's get this ready. And here you shot her already.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I was making her work that wasn't as impressive.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Real packed full of punch. Thoff.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
You have to leave this city if you can't answer
this one? Oh what city is? The band Paramour originally from.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Tennessee a song on their first album called Franklin and
it's about their hometown.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Well done, Maria Paramorpha. Proud of you, Tim, making good
decisions today. Very impressive. There we go.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Question two, and what year did Apple release the first iPhone?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I have no idea? Take a wild guess, all right?
I was Michael, why are you shooting early? She said,
you had no idea? She's she gets a gas. Let
me load back.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Up two thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Close it was two thousand and seven.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Okay, yeah, yeah, Tim, I'm sorry she missed that one
for you.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, she was wavering a little bit, for sure.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
My confidence has never wavered even when it should.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
We'll see about They were thinking about making it so.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
That she probably definitely existed in two thousand and six,
just wasn't officially released.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Hey, Tim, don't do that with her, Like, come on,
you're semantics already Team one hundred men with her?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Like, come let me and Tim get each other, right, Tim?
Speaker 8 (37:52):
Yeah a wave?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah we are spectrum A.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Question three, which US state is the most has the
most active volcanoes?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Volcanoes? White?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
I know, I loaded up fresh start, so thinks shoot
really hard to all right? Pain follow, it's not it's accurate.
How's it a true?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Question?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Tim, it was because you knew I was gonna go
for Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Tim, are not doing very well? Don't literally the biggest state?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Well done? Tell all right? Question number four? What does
h T T P in a website U.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
R L stand for? I've never seen her struggle, but
I have no.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Idea it stands where Hey, Tim, take.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Photos Tim before we.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Uh just completely already. I'm sorry, sorry, that's three, Tim?
Do you want to save this on?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You know what CTP stands for?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Do I know? What? Do you want me to come
up with it?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
If you know? But if you don't, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Hypertext transfer protocol. Tim with to say, Tim, what do
you do? Damn? Tim workings?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
So Tim should get that point then he does? Okay, Yeah, yeah,
I want him to get his ticket.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
I said, Tim with the say wow, I'm trying to
defend Tim.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Okay, because we have to fight a gorilla later.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
When we will say nice words at your eulogy.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I'm going to be general and leave the man.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Final question. Yeah, I know where you're going to be.
Final question here.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Question five got to answer this one to get Tim
the riot Beast ticket.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Stop Michael down the barrel of the NERF gun and
then firing didn't go out of both.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I had to check. They were to check the barrel.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Testing the bullet against your face.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
This is a great question. Okay, which snack cake is
filled with cream shaped like a log? I'm sorry, I
had to.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Like a commercially available one or just in general?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Which that's the stuff?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Which? Which one?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
What twinkies are shaping the log?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Okaykis are also shaped like a log and filled with cream,
so our ho hosts.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Okay, you were right on both, so there are different
companies I did. Okay, I'm not I'm not taking it
away because I appreciate, but it was definitely ho hos.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
The answer was hobos.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Okay a multiple answers.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
You're going to riot Fast Jam, Yes, I t him him.
Absolutely love it. We're changing your name in the system now,
but you're going to riot Fest. Who are you excited
to see?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
All of them?
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
All of them?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Noncommittal answers.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
I like it, very accurate, And everybody's been saying the
same exact thing, because which is perfectly fine, because you'll
get to enjoy Blink one eighty two, Weezer, Green Day,
weird out Jack White and the sex Pistols.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, I'm saying, Tim, I will see you there. We're
going to be a weird out.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Imagine what that crowd is going to be. We are
all going to be a weird out. Everybody great people.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
That could take a gorilla. I'll never let it go.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Okay, we are going to tell everyone else to get
their tickets at riotfest dot org.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Right now, ned alert, it's time to dirk out dork
we shall a new con is coming to town. Oh
it's called chronic Con. Like that. It's too excited. This
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is from Jay and Silent Bob. Kevin Smith put this
one together.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
How could I not get too excited.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Because I knew what you were thinking? More excited now?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, wait, I'm more excited.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It's not weed related. Wait, they're big weedheads, though they.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Are, and I imagine in time chronic Con will evolve
into that. But it is actively just a big movie
con with actors actresses coming through and we celebrate them
chronic because it's Jay and Silent Bob. Yeah, so that'll
be coming to the highest regency in October downtown.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Okay, damn it.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
I bet weed is federally legal that chronic con change.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
It's absolutely a smart move to grab that name early
and then you'd be Kevin Smith and take the advantage
of that fully.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yep, is there an or like a list of people
that are going to be there? Not yet? Okay, but last.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Year they did have Shannon Elizabeth and Tommy Chong just
as a few.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Wasn't Shannon Elizabeth the chick that took her top off
in an American Pie?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Was that her? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:16):
It was that woman changed culture. Her and Kate Winslet.
I was sixteen about that time. That changed all of
us culture?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Did she change? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
You know, well, see before I was sixteen, we didn't
have the Internet as soon as that came around, because
it was just movies before and like ads in like
Victoria's Secret magazines.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
You know what I would love.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I would love to hear like a book on feminism
written by Michael Like I would like to hear that
like the history of women from Michael's point of view
and how he thinks that it's impacted culture.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Anyway, go on, you don't.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Want I do, Shannon Elizabeth, That's cool. I don't want
to have influence over anyone, but I want to hear it.
What was the other person who said Tommy Chong that
I loved you obviously?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yes, chronic Con. We know where they're going with this.
It's going to be amazing. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, good times. Just another festival, another con ad to
the list.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
We could go to see to Eat and chronic Con.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah they're months apart.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, yeah, I love this.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Why do you think I bring these things up too much?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I just want to Okay, so we are going to
go then, yes, okay, I'll be Ju be.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Silent, Bob, I got to be Jay as well. You're
not invited. Oh you're talking about you guys?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
All right, I'm gonna go screw myself. Actually, yes, that's
what I want for you. Would you like some of
this American pie?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I would love for you to flash your nipples to
try to get us anywhere?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Are we just passing over?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Michael offering up some American pie the entire city of Chicago.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
It's your American pie. It's warm, penetrate my Michael's American Pie.
The morning mosh Kit, I'm rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
He doesn't even really look like Buddy Holly It's just
the glasses. If you think about it. It's morning mosh
been on Rock ninety five to five. What are we discussing?
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Boys?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
Approximately three hundred thousand dollars in cash was taken by
at least fifty people after three bags of money fell
fell out of a Brink truck in oak Park, oh
Police were made aware of the incident when the Brinks
employee called them on the afternoon of Tuesday, April twenty second.
The employee said three full bags of money had fallen
out of the back of the truck while he was
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driving on the three hundred block of South Austin.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Sounds like a personal problem to me, Bud.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yeah, oh no, I lost my bags of money.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yeah. I would check this guy's friends. By the way, No,
kidd like, I'm gonna drop these bags. It's a little
too smooth.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
At least he did it in oak Park, which is
an international travel destination, you know, somewhere really nice like.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
That, because they needed it.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, they needed that money.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
The driver reported to police that when he returned to
the scene, he saw fifty to one hundred people taking
the money and fleeing on foot. When I was growing up,
this happened. A brinch truck or some money truck flipped
over on an overpass. It was and the money was
like actively like in the air in the sky, like
raining down, and people were stopping their cars. And I
remember the news. They're like authorities are asking that everybody
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returned the money.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah you want to do Yeah, I'm not happy. I
wouldn't be work the next day.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, like you and what army authorities? They're going to
take this money from me? You and a gorilla? Please,
I got a hundred men that could take.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Okay, talking about the breaks truck.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
Okay, maybe if I was a three hundred thousand dollars prize,
people would want to go against the gorilla so they
could do it.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
They could lure them in that one the correct prize
were given.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Then you agree with me.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Could a breach truck hold a gorilla if you stuck
it in there and locked it in?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
I wonder, Yeah, it couldn't break its way out. Here's
the thing, like the gorilla is a docile. They are
trying to fight nobody.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
It's going to be scared off.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
So he's going to get all the money. So they
said fifty or one hundred people to.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
One hundred people were like just running around the street
like picking up all the money.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Because I thought that they would all get in each
other's way, So how could they do that?
Speaker 4 (47:22):
The bags, I'm never gonna let it get money exploded.
They were working to clean it up and of course
return it to the proper.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Let's go around the room a little morality check.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Here.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
You're driving down the road. You don't have to you
see people.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Take the money yet, Yeah you take it.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Okay, you take it? Oh yeah, and take it and
you're not turning it back in when they ask.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, unless I know that I'm going to be caught
or like get in trouble, Like there's there has to
be a consequence.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
You had it, Maria. You had a good argument yesterday though.
If some of the money is trackable, if it's just
kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
But are they doing that, Like are they spending that
amount of time tracking it When.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
I'm buying things out of the back of vans with
that money.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
On groatries here and there, I'm leaving the money just
died blue on the floor.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Called the other cash is coming with me. Yeah, this
is not going to be a problem.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Because where's the morality in question, like, we're not stealing
the money from any one person, We're stealing it from
a bank who, by the way, if you've ever been
overdrafted and had fees, you already.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Know steals money from you. So whatever, I'm just taking
on back.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
If you're in Oak Park and you were a part
of this, and you happen to be listening, we would
love to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I want to know how this went down your voice
to put you on the.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Radio, and what would you do in this situation? Eight
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Speaker 7 (48:38):
And if you had ninety nine aggressive friends, would you
all fight a gorilla? So a seven nation army, okay,
couldn't rold Jack.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
White Black back Jack, black Jack, Gray Jack mcla. This
nation army could hold him back.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
A gorilla is not going to be defeated.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Were one hundred men right into this rocky part Michael.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
For the Rocker and beat the Gorilla.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Big festival has been announced in the San Diego They
do this every year. It's Pearl Jam's very own festival
called the Ohanna Fest. I've always wanted to go. I
just want to go to San Diego. I hear it's
so gorgeous. You ever been to San Diego?
Speaker 4 (49:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I hear it so nice?
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Eddie Veteran green Day playing the festival this year, Pearl
Jam not performing. They did two nights last year along
with Garbage, Kings of Leon, Caged the Elephant, Hosier Eh
and Leon Bridges Nice I Love Dana Point, California, Right
on the Beach. Soundgarden's new album is in limbo after
a legal battle with Vicky Cornell Ye. Soundgarden have released
seven have seven unreleased songs that were recorded between twenty
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fifteen and twenty seventeen, but legal matters between Soundgarden and
Chris Cornell's widow, Vicky are popping up again.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
That's been the case with them for a while.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Vicky has been blocking a lot of posthumous releases from
Chris Cornell and like sound Garden and collectives and things.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
Are they just not going to pay it must or
what else would be? I don't know, you know, what
is she at this point? What is she really worried about?
And it's got to be a money thing.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Well, I mean, also there's the family like sentimental component,
like it has to psychologically mess with her to hear
her lost husband's like voice new and like hearing on
the radio someone saying new release from your dead husband,
whatever hurts.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
And also thinking about it in that vein. I gotta
imagine it's good music.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
If they want to.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Release it, it's going to be good music. And then
hear it a lot, hearing that voice everywhere.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
So she must have the rights to everything, because otherwise
the guys in in Sound Garden that are left Kim
and a couple of the other guys would be able
to release it, I would think, because they would be
able to hold more weight.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
It's probably why they keep going to court.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah, so we're going to continue waiting on the new
Sound Garden music. And Dave Grohl so now with his
wife looking very happy. They were on a red carpet
all smile as they walked for their daughter Harper at
the opening of Punk Rock and Paint Brushes, a new
art exhibit in Queen's.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
He's a lucky man. He is a very lucky man.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yep, that was it.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's what I have to say. It's none of my business,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Made a face like you were charging up to punch
Dave role in a face.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
It's not a gorilla you want to attack.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
The gorilla is a whole different thing.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
I will give them credit that climbing out of a
hole like that is very difficult, and doing it together
is maybe even more difficult with the world watching.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
So ultimately, I don't want to make it harder on her,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
So I'm just gonna say he is a lucky man,
and I have a lot of respect for his wife
in the fact that she is taking this marriage so
seriously and her loyalty and is even willing to continue
on any version of relationship with him, especially publicly.
Speaker 5 (51:48):
Well, he's doing therapy, He's gone to all the things too.
I mean, they're both seemed to really be working on
She had done.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
More before it could have been an option.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
We all cared it perfect.
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I gotta be kind of nice about this today. So
I'm a meeting with a corporate shold later.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
So when the corporate shills came to me and they
told me to put a new segment on the show
that didn't get the audience all down in the dumps.
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So try putting a positive spin on the news headlines.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
I said, yes, of course, for I love my job
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Wow, you sound so sincere right now.
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DA gives eleven high school there's involved in extreme hazing
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Scammers pose as animal services target grieving pet owners with
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Sorry about Fido and your bank account.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Woman set home on fire with someone inside?
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Woman?
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Uh huh?
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Set home okay on fire with someone inside?
Speaker 4 (53:15):
I heard sent home on fire? No no, no, I
was like, woman went home on fire.
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Here's a bad day. Come back in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Someone was inside. I mean, wow, I wish he was
on fire. All of that.
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It is just bad news.
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in today. Most ninety eight percent of the texts revolve
around the gorilla human war. From the seven to eight maris,
how about a hundred clones of you against the gorilla.
You gotta have confidence in yourself, my man, I would
never do that to my clones. We would be up
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to some other business and not fighting.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Gorilla and recruiting mares. He doesn't have the needs for it.
Speaker 5 (54:22):
From the six one five Good Morning mosh Pit based
on the gorilla debate. My Google FB slash FBI agent
heard you all, and it's been popping up in my
socials ever since.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Men would lose by the way.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
They wouldn't. They wouldn't they would literally win.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
From the seven one two this debate is making us
forget the true enemy robots. Damn right, honestly, did AI
come up with this debate? And they're distracting us while
they're getting smarter and better.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I don't like the way this is going from.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
The seven one two. You're the winner of the Cohedon
Cambria tickets. Thank you for bringing some some.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Common sense to our day, some perspective. Yeah, a little
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Robots can always text us eight four four, nine, ninety
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Speaker 4 (55:08):
I don't know what to be more scared of getting
drafted for the gorilla fight or the robots that are
tricking us into talking about this.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Right, either way we lose.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
You know, it could definitely take on one gorilla one
hundred robots.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Oh now that's a topic I would also love to discuss.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
We could actually do that one in real life. Though,
if you think about, oh, but the gorilla, the poor gorilla.
You can't hurt the gorilla? Well, I just think it
like we couldn't do it with men, right, because he's
spiraling what we use. We use robots, one hundred robots
versus one gorilla. We see how it turns out and
everybody bets on it.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Stuff.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Still again, it's the hundred. It's the overwhelming odds about gorillas.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
About gorilla, and that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Okay, his stamina. That's my main argument is stamina.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I'm here for a robot gorilla versus robot men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be wild game too.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
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and we got a job to do too. Playing more
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Speaker 2 (56:12):
What a day?
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Boys, It has been a day, but tomorrow will be
the day.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
What day?
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Specifically first day.
Speaker 3 (56:20):
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Speaker 2 (56:29):
I'm excited a lot of emphasis on the.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
I've been influenced by Michael's wind ups during the weather.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
M Yeah, they're very influent.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
That's five to seven. Please bring yourself in a can
do attitude if you can. Also, if you have a
silly instrument or just like a normal one that you
all to play, we could get out there and jam together.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
I'm going to bring kazoos for you.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
I've forgotten how to play the kazoo.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
By the way, I'm going to make you learn again.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Then we'll teach the crowd again.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
And we're going to argue on site in a live
podcast recording.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, so we're gonna do a live podcast. It was
going to be fifteen minutes. And then this whole Gorilla
versus one hundred men debacle happened this week and I
realized that we're gonna need to get in depth in
a way that we really can't do on the radio.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
And plus you could feedback in person. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, and I want to fight you live in person.
I will fight an entire crowd. I hope they all
disagree with me. Let's go, and I'm bringing a marker board.
We're gonna draw this out. We're gonna diagram this several
different strategies and tactics. I'm going to convince you that
I am correct and the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
And also we'll have drinks, thank god. Yeah, I'm gonna
need one, and.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
You're definitely there's gonna be copious amounts of drinks before
Maria realizes how strong a gorilla truth you.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
So make sure you uber home or you have some
version of arrangement to get home.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah, we're gonna be safe. On Thursday, it's gonna be
a lot of fun. Very excited to see you all.
And then tomorrow more ride Fest tickets. We have more
Nickelback tickets, and more or texts to get.
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You sure do.
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It's the wrong way, but it's so right.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Is Hoday, Good morning, Marsh. But I'm rock ninety five
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm Mariss, I'm Michael.
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I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
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It's going to be amazing Hiland in Johona.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I was already excited to go, but I think the
podcast is making me more excited about seeing everyone tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm about to make you even more excited because I'm
gonna get a big marker board.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And we're going to have this Gorilla versus one hundred
men debate live because I have bones to pick, Like
the gorilla will be picking out some of the bones
of his teeth from those causual tees before he died.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Mm hmm. So we're gonna be talking about this until
we're dead.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, probably okay with them. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
At top of the seven o'clock hour today, if you
want to get back in the debate on that, we're
going to read a bunch of your comments. We're going
to go back over I have a bit of a
better argument. I think I do too, after studying all
I took.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It was a very cleansing break to go through the
comments and see what everybody had to say. As our
video is up on our social media's and our YouTube,
be sure to check that out if you haven't seen
it already.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm angry already. It's so mad. You know my blood pressures.
It is the vein out? Is the vein out?
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It's not, it's not. Yeah, it's not. You're vein free
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And in the nine o'clock hour, Yeah, text time. Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You have a cool story coming up about Freddie Mercury
and Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, it's so random, but well what.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Michael Jackson Freddie Murky for Mercury walked out of recording
session because Michael Jackson showed up with something.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, I assume it was the same parade jacket that
Freddy was wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They couldn't be in the same room together.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Better way, better on possibility. That is not the story.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's an animal, how about?
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And years later Gerard Way found that very parade jacket
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Oh wait, good good luck with me?
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Bhasically, I don't think I can complete the task assigned.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
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Don't That is one two punch.
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I was feeling excited. Cubs won last night, too huge
win again, Go Cups go.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It looks nice now where I'm sitting on the lake front, okay,
because some people might have clouds. And if I say
it's a nice sunrise this morning, garbage man Dan will.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Be out there yelling at me from the clouds. There's
why there. I'm so happy. You can't get his name right,
trash man, trash man tem it looks grat right now.
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Cloud's gonna move in today. Possible shower for you drive home.
Other than that, got you're so flustered that one's for you?
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Trash man Dan? What is it? Timothy? Who? Tim?
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What's in a name? I've called.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Again?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I am sixty two, gonna be warm, but get ready
because tomorrow rain all damn day. So if you're if
you work outside, grab your jacket, grab everything. Tomorrow it's
gonna be rainy but warm. Still sixty five, so okay.
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It's raining for Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Life, that's all right. Come in.
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Actually that's kind of fine. Get out of the rain
inside with us.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, Now, I have nowhere to hide from you, So
you can't go outside, and I can't go outside.
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You never had anywhere to hide from me.
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Speaker 4 (04:51):
This is fun because I love hearing these stories from
after the fact of what could have been greatness and
just got ruined for absolutely the most strangers and Freddie
Mercury was set to do some recording sessions with Michael Jackson,
and you just think about those two names together.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, iconic. Indeed, it would have been a nice training.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
They could have made endless amounts of great music, and
it was all ruined for one crazy reason. Living Michael
Jackson brought a lama into the studio.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And that's where Freddie Mercury drew the line, and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Where Freddy was like no.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But so the part about it was like, if this
was like a we went downtown to go meet somewhere
and Michael walks in with a lama, I have so
many questions, like, where'd you get that lama? Why is
that lama downtown? What's going on? They were at Michael
Jackson's home studio.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
According to a guy named Jim Miami, I'm using finger quotes,
Beach Queen's manager Freddy called him during one of the
sessions and said, Darling, I'm recording with alama. Can you
get me out of here?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
First of all, that impression was quite nice.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, yeah, wait, but we're at Michael's house, right, so.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Like, I don't know, Yeah, where's what's the monkey?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I have it? Your Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles was.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
There too, I'd be like, hey, bubbles and Alama, Okay,
I like.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The bubbles, but expected Michael Jackson to be eccentric, the
guy that lives on never Land.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Kids running around.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
By the way, how fun? Like what a fun thing?
You're like, Wait a minute. If if you're the producer
and you're sitting there and you're like, I have two
legends working together.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Michael Jackson's a little late. Here he comes. They said
he's here, and.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I'm sorry, Yeah, he's got Alama with him and Bubbles.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
See, I'm still entertained. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm staying mainly on the purpose of I get to
work with Michael Jackson, and I know who I am
as Freddie Mercury, and I know what's about to happen,
and my family's families are going to be set up
with the single we're about to create.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
He must have been like weird yeah, you know, like
it couldn't have obviously just been the Lama for friend
like Freddie Mercury, a rock star to be weirded out,
that rock star one of the most eccentric ones ever
to exist.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
But for me, it's like, oh, hey, Snoop Dogg wants
to work with you. He wants you to come over
to his home studio, and it's like, oh, wow, you
really do smoke this much weed? Okay, I'm out. Like
you had to know what you were getting into, and
I'm sure like you had to call around the industry
and be like, hey, man, have you worked with Michael before?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
How was it? What did you guys get into?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, to be fair, we know this now true, but
he obviously had a reputation back then, but like you
can't possibly like we have decades of knowledge of him
and that was not available at that point.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
The song they were working on, called State of Shock,
was actually eventually released by Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger.
Oh so they replaced Freddy. Mick was like, I'm fine
with Lamas Man Monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
So we'll find another.
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Jim from the gym. Longtime fan.
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Our buddy Adam hopped into the studio said that he
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Hey Jim, you're dope. But hey Jim, Oh, we need
we need some help.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Don't ruin it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, I'm not ruining it. I'm recruiting help because we're
going to need it because technology is just really advancing
at a rate that we can't keep up with it,
and it's leading us to an inevitable human Investors.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Or robot war News from the Front to the Inevitable
Human robot War.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Researchers at the University of Zurich have been accused of
undertaking an unauthorized four month long experiment on a Reddit
board using artificial intelligence generated comments oh no, to test
whether AI could alter people's opinions.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Turns out yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
These were And it says these weren't merely passive observers.
They were digital persuaders that analyzed users' personal histories, fabricated identities,
and crafted arguments specifically designed to change minds in the
issues that they succeeded spectacularly. They achieved persuasion rates six
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times higher than normal human interactions.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I do not like this at all.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
So that person you're arguing with on Facebook this morning,
it could very well just be AI.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, it might not be a person, but it's like
you go to the most unhinged reddit already and then
you're just like, you.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Know what I got you? I got a bot for this.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's scary, but part of me is kind of into
it because because it just reveals that everyone has bias.
Every person has some exception to whatever their argument is,
and these chatbots knew how to find that exception and
present it.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And that's where I'm not okay, because like, if we're
arguing about something like we have to like dig into
each other or really figure out or know each other
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The chatbot's going and looking at your Instagram and what
else you did on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
And like.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Everything tells you how to talk to this person in
this situation, and they just outsmarted you in a second.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
What does it think about Rilla's versus he? Can it
change minds with that? Can we change use the chatbot
to change Maria's mind?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, no one can change my mind on anything.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Actually no, hey, what was what was the center that
did this?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now now bring it on, Bring on the humans.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I'm on the side of the romances from the front
of the human robot.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Turn the page.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
We had to put it in modern terms.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Scroll I's gonna.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Say, I don't misslicking my finger to turn the page.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Which is also putting it into ancient terms.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It really all depends on your definition of scroll this morning,
mash but on Rocket.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Michael, I want to go you want to go ahead
with the next story there.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
No injuries were reported on Tuesday after a car crashed
into a Highland Park t shop owned by Smashing Pumpkins
front man Billy Corgan.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Island Park like in jot.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, it's Highland Park? Are really how do I put this? Yes,
in Illinois Island area. Jam, it's a very nice area.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it's a high land The crash occurred at the
tea shop, and it's unclear exactly what unfolded.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Basically, what I'm seeing in the picture here is that
they need you know, how liquor stores have those posts
up so people can't back into the liquor store. Then
most of the posts are like bent because people back
into them. That's what keeps happening to this tea shop.
Because this happened just a few months ago as well.
Somebody hit the brick on the side of it, pushed
the brick in. Nobody was hurt though, and it looks
like the structure is still, you know, fine, but another
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crash or somebody doesn't like the smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Or they really like to smash them.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Now. Yeah, it sounds like they've got like like a
street problem, like whatever's going on on that street.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's got people driving a little walking.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
They have the Yeah, that's some strong tea. The mushroom tea,
they have the the I thought you were going for
the bell.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
We don't have mushroom for that kind of tea.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
The cars, thank you, that was a good one.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
The car's park diagonally, I think that's part of the issue,
so they kind of sit weird. And then they're fairly
close to the wall too, so the sidewalk isn't very
big Mui tea.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, it's parking accidents, hitting the car and not people
driving on the street and then hitting it.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah, it's parked. Yeah, they're parking and sort of just
backing into the sidewink.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, so then yeah, that's that's a like reorganize your
parking lot kind of deal.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, they just need the posts.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Man, gotta get the posts.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We love to hit the post on the morning bush,
But on.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Rock ninety five to five, do we, despite all my rage,
still just a rat in a cage.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, you're not quite there yet, but I will say, Michael,
interpersonal relationships really are all about the small things, either
cherishing them or learning to let them go.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
This, however, is not a small thing. So we're about to.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Argue about it. One gorilla versus one hundred men. Yes,
we're bringing it back today because it's unfinished business.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Speaking of small things, I just googled how big are
gorilla peepees? And it turns out that this gorilla could
be extra angry because gorillas have unproportionally small wieners.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, and I mean, to be fair, humans have proportionally
larger ones for the species.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
One facts, that's what I'm saying, though, but that gorilla,
that silverback is gonna be pissed extra pissna.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Look at this, yeah small.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And the implication that like the gorilla is looking at
the other men's like dogs and doing immediate size comparisons
while he's trying to battle one hundred of them, like,
oh God, and their dogs are gonna die.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The comments have been flowing in left and right.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Do we have Freud's take on gorilla psychology?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Someone says here, Breezy says over on Facebook, a hundred
tiquil O'Neals infected with rabies and coked out of their
minds to even stand a chance against the gorilla.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
And then half of them are having heart attacks because
they're coked out of their mind.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
They're like ready to go, oh God.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And take one hundred raby coked out chequil o'neils. It
would take one hundred men.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
So I have two new takes to add to the
thought process.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And I have two new refutations.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Okay, So I ended up on zoologists side of the
internet yesterday and they basically said that gorillas are very
docile animals, so they wouldn't be approaching this as a
fight necessarily so it would be a non confrontational situation
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where the men would get the ante on them. But additionally,
the other side of this, you put out APB for
one hundred men to volunteer to take on a gorilla.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
No one, Well, why would you say that that was
my recruiting method.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
No, I'm just saying, no one is signing up for
that because you got to make it good for him.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Because so, now million dollars. If I was a million.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dollars, hypothetically, guess what, I have one hundred sumo wrestlers
that signed up, and I'm you can just as easily
say that okay.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
But like sumo wrestler still is not as strong as gorilla.
So I'm still not going into that situation and being honest,
a hundred, but a hundred would be okay. But here
here's the thing. Singular thought process on joining the one hundred,
I'm gonna die because you don't know what number you're
going to.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
If you openly look for people and say I need
a hundred guys to step forward and volunteer, nobody is
volunteering to die.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
For sign depends on the price.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
If I post up outside of high school with a Mustang.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And I tell people a year think less, you go
and take on.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
This gorilla and.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Guess what I'm going to get?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Eighteen youthful dudes with a thirst for blood.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That led the thrill of a fight to sign up.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And you just killed all those eighteen year olds.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I didn't kill all of them.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, I didn't kill all of them. First of all,
a gorilla did. And second of all, I didn't kill
all of them. A bunch of them are gonna die,
but we're going to persist.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Hold on. Michael hasn't gotten a word in edgewise.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Trainer Josh b Over on our Instagram at morning wash
Pit says Marie, I love that you have that much
confidence in one hundred men, So thank you, but hell no,
no way one hundred men would survive. I just love
that you have like you're taking a man's side.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Okay, so first of all, hundred men, I'm not taking
the man's side, Damn the man. What I'm saying is like, globally,
I'm not I don't love confidence of that, but I
do have commidance in numbers, and globally I could find
one hundred men that could put up a fight and
kill this gorilla.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They would die too, but we would ultimately win. There
would be men left over. We would ultimately prevail.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And those men are scarred for life.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, because you were already scarred for life. They agreed
to fight a gorilla exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And that's why I'm saying I don't think any conscientiable. Boy.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Hey, Pop, Pablo Yale on the on the Instagram says,
depends are these men from Texas or California?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
A difference?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Is there a difference? And I would like to hear
what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
How about this? Are we work on a big state,
just hand in hand?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Right, there's no no, we're not saying anybody has weapons passage.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, we're not saying anyone has weapons. Are but it's
also not going to be a like vacuum meter. We're
not in a white room.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right, here's a good one.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
The silver back gorilla has an arm span of seven
and a half to eight and a half feet. Their
arms are roughly twenty five inches in circumference. They can
lift eighteen hundred pounds like it's nothing, which is the
equivalent of nine average American men at once. This is
an interesting thing I saw what if they just grab
a couple of the guys and start using them as weapons,
like just batting people with them.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Maybe, But also what is the intelligence of the gorilla?
Again like survival we're so you don't get to just
say survival is the intelligence of the gorilla?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's make sad?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Have you back an animal or yourself? You get put
in a situation where I gotta get out of this.
I have to survive. Your body starts acting different and
you're going to move differently.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You're not just going to sit there and be like ah.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It was the same thing with the men, and there's
a hundred of them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
They got to sign up. Good lord.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
The text messages are rolling in like crazy could text
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Fifty Okay, sure you have to find the men that
are going to like do the fight.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
But you can do that.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You want to know how I know every war in history,
so like you're going to find men that are going
to be down for the fight.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What Michael, you have something.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
From the eight one to five just came in in
the text. What would the gorilla do? How would it
go if the if it was one gorilla versus one
hundred women? Heads up on that one.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, Well, that's not the argument that we're having, right
I know, yes, of course, but we're not.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
That's not the argument I'm having right now.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And I'm not giving into that bait that you're trying
to bait me into on air right now.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You didn't want to let them bait you on air.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, not on that. We're not that one specifically.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Care that the gorilla can has this like armspan or whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You have one hundred men, you do ten waves of ten.
You're exhausting him.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Rock ninety five five? Are we speaking with Courtney?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You are?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Guys? We're doing fantastic and we got you in line
to win tickets to see a Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Are you ready to answer some trivia?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'm going to do my bat all right, Michael kick
Courtney with the trivia.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
What is the name of Nickelback's twenty twenty two album, okaesus.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's wrong?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Five?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It is three nickel one. I don't know. Roland, what's
the name of that album? All right? And Josh, how
you doing today? How bad? How's you going? We're doing fantastic?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
You are on the line to answer a trivia question
to win these Nickelback tickets.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Michael, what twenty twenty? Sorry? What two thousand and five hit?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Includes the lyric quote and this is where I grew up?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Whoa big hit song?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I mean maybe one of the biggest five four three
might be showing take a picture photograph, photograph?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh, look at this photograph.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Because I said it in beat, I was like, this
is work.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I'm so sorry, gosh sorry, And we've got Amber, Amber,
Are you ready to answer trivia question for Nickelback tickets?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You got this, Amber, all right, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna sing the clue. Maybe that'll help a little.
What Nickelback song featured the lyric I like your parents
around your feet?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Figuring figured you out there?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Nickelback?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Sing it in my head? You're just figure you. Luckily
you figured it out.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeahs. Congratulations Amber.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
You're going to see Nickelback at the Summer of ninety
nine and Beyond festival going on at Alpine Valley Music
Theater on July eighth.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Eighth.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I'd ask you who you were taking with you, but
I'm assuming you're taking that lovely husband of yours.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yeah, it's been Actually that lovely husband is with me
in the car. We're driving to the airport. But listen
to you guys on the plane again.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh, lovely husband, this is.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
The first time Mike has ever been in the car
with me when I have called, so I was like,
shut up and just sit there and drive.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Doing, miik I can't you informission to speak?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
As long as she keeps winning tickets, I'll do one over.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, Hey, good Vick.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
And where are you guys headed? Where are you going
out of town this time?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
For going to.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Vegas and Sammy Hagar tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh that's dope. That is amazing. That is a great opportunity.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Amber you enjoy Sammy Hagar, but also get ready to
enjoy nickelback July eighteenth for the summer of ninety nine
and beyond festival for everyone else. Go ahead and get
your tickets at livenation dot com. Five ish things you
almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's the hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
If you multiply those five things by twenty and then
have those things faced off against a gorilla.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Stop it. Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Uber is offering teens free rides to and from PROMA
that's nice. Teens thirteen to seventeen can get up to
twenty dollars each way to get to and from from
and they can even use that service for Uber x L.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Then you don't have to drink and drive not to
get to get away from the point. But why would
a thirteen year old go to PROM? It doesn't matter. Yeah,
that's really cool.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Maybe they could be invited. I guess thirteen they would
be what freshmen?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Or is that too young? That's way too young.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I think they're anticipating that there might be some kids
to skip the grade and might have got asked to prom.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Earily, maybe like a little sibling like goes to just the.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Beginning of it to take photos or something.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But why would they have need the Uber?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It doesn't matter a lot of questions.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I'm shocked there aren't eighteen year olds on here because
that would.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Be a prim age.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
And also that's who I would want to take the
uber because they're the ones doing the drinking and driver.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Tortoise has been missing for nine months, was found in
the woods a mile away from home. Leonardo fantastic name
for a tortoise was found by a dog walker who
had learned he was missing from a local social media post.
The local vet clinic believes that Leonardo was hibernating for
the winter and then was found as spring has sprung?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Are they actually the teenage mutant Ninja Tortoises?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
A woman found a strange man hiding under her hotel
bed after noticing a strange smell on day two of
her vacation. She got back after a long day out,
sat on the bed and noticed a smell and when
she went to investigate, saw two eyes staring right back
at her and the man fled the scene. Unfortunately, they
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have not caught the gentleman as the hotel didn't have
sufficient security systems with cameras, so the local authorities are
still trying to find this man.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Sounds like a nice establishment, you remember, stalker's hygiene is important.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
A truck filled with dimes overturned in on a Texas highway.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Dimes I said after that it had no sense, thank you.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
The cleanup was done with a slew of vacuums and
street cleaners, but the highway did have to be shut
down as eight million coins.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Were all sucked up, don't.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Jeremy Rinner is writing a book, and in said memoir
he is detailing his horrific accident, the snowplow accident.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I'm so sick of hearing about the Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Wow, what a terrible reaction to a man almost dying,
saving his nephew in the process, breaking so many And
it would.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Be a lot cooler and more valiant if I didn't
hear about it every chance he got.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It'd be way cooler if he shut up.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's not true, Jeremy rennerd like, that's really cool on
just being a dick, and.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I know where the story's going, So hit her with.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It, or hit Jermy with it. With a snowplow it was.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
A fourteen thousand pounds snowplow. Well it directed his body.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, didn't he say in the book that he actually died?
Like that was like the story was that? In the
book he writes that he actually, you know, yeah, passed away,
probably then came back.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I would read it in the book.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Probably talked about it on several talk shows, maybe a
few podcasts too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
When's book two coming out of it? You're not going
to do hawk?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I like that Okay, so he did that against a snowplow.
Now if we got a hundred jermy a.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Gorilla, say goodbye, Gracey.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Goodbye Gracy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey, we know who you are and you could use it.
Dollars and rocky. He's got your next key word coming
up after eight.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
So that's an injured puppy. Wow, it's not a roost.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
They were good and they're not just wandering all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, you cock that doodle doo.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Now, this is what dreams are made of.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Although the conclave to elect the next Pope doesn't happen
until May seventh, we're a little too impatient for that.
So we're going to do that in our own way.
Although before we even get to that, we do have
an update news.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
But in pope news, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yes, controversial Cardinal Angelo Bisux has decided to step back
ahead of the conclave being convened to choose the pope.
He was convicted of embezzlement by the Vatican Court. He
still claims he's innocent, but they say, what you are guilty, sir.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
What you're going to be controversial in the character your
crime's gonna be embezzled. That's where they draw on the line,
don't messit. The money get out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
So after the Pope's convene in what's called a conclave,
they try to elect their next pope. Until that day,
black smoke emanates from the chimney. But on the day
that they do elect that pope, the smoke will be white.
We have our own special pope chimney. We're gonna get
to all that in popetok all right, boys, we have
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to present our picks for Pope. Defend why, and we're
going to present you, dear listener, with another candidate that
you may not know about, so that you can make
your own informed ish choice.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Ish Ish Marie, who's your pick?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm sticking with my man, Cardinal Turkson. Okay, just because
of that funk band. I want to know what it's guitarist?
There it is, Okay, Okay, I already forgot he was
a guitarist.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I was about to be like, what an instrument do
you play?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But yeah, he's a guitarist, A former funk band guitarist. Cardinal. Yes,
we love it, Michael.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I'm sticking with the Latin patriarch of Jerusalem, Mister Peter Battista,
Pizza Bao, Pizza Bala, Biblical scholar, peacemaker and courageous leader
in last name Pizza Bala. Let's be so real, that.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Is that's why I chose him. I like pizza.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
My pick is Cardinal Michael cher name because he is
seventy eight years old, and I want to do this
again in just a few years, and I'd like to
wait too long.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I like him right on the cusps. They can really
talk to God, and I love a jesuit.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
And dear listener, we have a new pope candidate to
present to you today. His name is Cardinal Joseph Tobin Tobin.
He's from Indianapolis, Indianapolis.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
That's right, baby, give us an American pope.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, we want a bald eagle in the Vatican.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Screw your dove, now, screw you'd be amazing.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Now we have to create a little smoke to see
whether or not we have a pope choice.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Oh name, Okay, baby, lngs you're gonna be all right. No, okay, Black.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Mons A by Holy Smoke Sausage Company. You don't get
your meat from downstairs.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Eddie Vedder, we were never gonna call you daughter. Don't
worry about it this morning, Mash. But I'm rock ninety
five five boys. What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Sports? Yay?
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Baseball season and pie off hockey season, sure is, and
frankly basketball playoff season.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah. And the time in sports right now, the time in.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Sports great is such a good time.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Why do you enjoy sports right now so much?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Are you here?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh that's fair, that's a great one.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
I'll just get into it because we know the White
Sox loss seven to two to the Brewers. But we
did have back to back home runs from Andrew bin
Eddie and I just butchered that.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I'm sorry, Andy Benny in a.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Ten d there we go, and then Luis Roberts Jr.
Right spot there. But yeah, socks loss.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Cubs won again, shut up nine to zero over the Pirates.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Uh, Sazuki is usually you lose your socks.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
You know, Suzuki fell a single short of the cycle
along to get two run home or the Cubs hit
four home runs total, dominating the Pirates, and uh, it
was showtime in Pittsburgh. Except should actually left the game
with a some He left limping a little bit, and
everybody was really worried, but they said it was just cramps,
so he'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, hit in the hot tub. And then did you.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Say the Brewers are out of the NBA NBA Finals playoffs?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Bucks's Yeah, sorry, Yeah, I got my millwork.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Bucks got eliminated yesterday and it was brutal because I
wasn't actually watching the game, but they kept cutting back
to it because they just kept blowing the lead ended
up going into overtime, I know, shocker, right, And when
they were marking the comeback from the Pacers, they were
up i want to say, about five with twenty seconds
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to go, and the Pacers ended up pulling out the
win to take out the Bucks, and I was just like,
it should have been easy sailing to get to, you know,
the win. Yeah, but hey, nice playoff basketball happens every
once in a while.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
And let's seear the White Sox play the Brewers again
tonight at home seven forty game time and Cubs pirates
six forty game time at PNC Park.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm loving the early games, are you well?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
When the Cubs were playing San Diego, the game starts
at eight nine o'clock at night. Sleep time, get up early,
sleepy time, yeah, I can watch my Cubs.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Win and win and win.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Oh please, will go to bed?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You go to bed like eight or nine.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, yeah, so shut up.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I knew what for once.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I'm defending Michael, and I hate that you even put
me in this position. Right now, go ahead, continue, But
that's a valid complaint.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
He's complaining about valid things.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Back Michael up, I will continue.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
You are wrong right now, Thank you, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Maria. How do you feel right now?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Talk to me right now?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I don't want to look at you after that.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You stay, you stay to take a shower out.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
This feels gross like I did it, and I'm glad
that I did it, but I also.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Want to forget it before we get to that.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I know about it first.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Now here's a bit only it's time. Fun to the
Head is here.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
It is the trivia game where we answer questions for
you to win those tickets and up for grabs today
Riot fast three day passes. Stop shooting each other before
we get there, Okay, come on eight, four, four, nine, five, five,
(35:04):
ninety five fifty beat collar Tim. You pick one of
us and you're on your way to go on the
riot fest.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
And now Fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Tim?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
How are you? What's up? Tim? How are we doing today?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
How do you think you do against a gorilla?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh? My god, we can't get away from this quickly? Tim?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
What side are you taking? The one gorilla or one
hundred men?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Probably one hundred men?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, yeah, my boy, Tim, gosh, somebody finally took us off.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All right. Somebody had to.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Someone had to have the bravery to stand up to
the hordes.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Okay, Tim's here for fun to the head. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Sorry, we're going to answer questions so that he can
win a riot. That's tickets, Yeah, three day passes in.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Tim.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
The easy part for you is picking one of us
to answer questions for you. And who will that be today?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Maria?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yes, yes, all right, all right, all right, let's get
this ready.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Let's get this ready. And here you shot her already.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I was making her work that wasn't as impressive.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Real packed full of punch. Thoff.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
You have to leave this city if you can't answer
this one? Oh what city is? The band Paramour originally from.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Tennessee a song on their first album called Franklin and
it's about their hometown.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Well done, Maria Paramorpha. Proud of you, Tim, making good
decisions today. Very impressive. There we go.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Question two, and what year did Apple release the first iPhone?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I have no idea? Take a wild guess, all right?
I was Michael, why are you shooting early? She said,
you had no idea? She's she gets a gas. Let
me load back.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Up two thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Close it was two thousand and seven.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Okay, yeah, yeah, Tim, I'm sorry she missed that one
for you.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, she was wavering a little bit, for sure.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
My confidence has never wavered even when it should.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
We'll see about They were thinking about making it so.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
That she probably definitely existed in two thousand and six,
just wasn't officially released.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Hey, Tim, don't do that with her, Like, come on,
you're semantics already Team one hundred men with her?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Like, come let me and Tim get each other, right, Tim?
Speaker 8 (37:52):
Yeah a wave?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah we are spectrum A.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Question three, which US state is the most has the
most active volcanoes?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Volcanoes? White?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
I know, I loaded up fresh start, so thinks shoot
really hard to all right? Pain follow, it's not it's accurate.
How's it a true?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Question?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Tim, it was because you knew I was gonna go
for Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Tim, are not doing very well? Don't literally the biggest state?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Well done? Tell all right? Question number four? What does
h T T P in a website U.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
R L stand for? I've never seen her struggle, but
I have no.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Idea it stands where Hey, Tim, take.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Photos Tim before we.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Uh just completely already. I'm sorry, sorry, that's three, Tim?
Do you want to save this on?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You know what CTP stands for?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Do I know? What? Do you want me to come
up with it?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
If you know? But if you don't, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Hypertext transfer protocol. Tim with to say, Tim, what do
you do? Damn? Tim workings?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
So Tim should get that point then he does? Okay, Yeah, yeah,
I want him to get his ticket.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
I said, Tim with the say wow, I'm trying to
defend Tim.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Okay, because we have to fight a gorilla later.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
When we will say nice words at your eulogy.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I'm going to be general and leave the man.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Final question. Yeah, I know where you're going to be.
Final question here.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Question five got to answer this one to get Tim
the riot Beast ticket.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Stop Michael down the barrel of the NERF gun and
then firing didn't go out of both.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I had to check. They were to check the barrel.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Testing the bullet against your face.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
This is a great question. Okay, which snack cake is
filled with cream shaped like a log? I'm sorry, I
had to.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Like a commercially available one or just in general?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Which that's the stuff?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Which? Which one?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
What twinkies are shaping the log?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Okaykis are also shaped like a log and filled with cream,
so our ho hosts.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Okay, you were right on both, so there are different
companies I did. Okay, I'm not I'm not taking it
away because I appreciate, but it was definitely ho hos.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
The answer was hobos.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Okay a multiple answers.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
You're going to riot Fast Jam, Yes, I t him him.
Absolutely love it. We're changing your name in the system now,
but you're going to riot Fest. Who are you excited
to see?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
All of them?
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
All of them?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Noncommittal answers.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
I like it, very accurate, And everybody's been saying the
same exact thing, because which is perfectly fine, because you'll
get to enjoy Blink one eighty two, Weezer, Green Day,
weird out Jack White and the sex Pistols.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, I'm saying, Tim, I will see you there. We're
going to be a weird out.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Imagine what that crowd is going to be. We are
all going to be a weird out. Everybody great people.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
That could take a gorilla. I'll never let it go.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Okay, we are going to tell everyone else to get
their tickets at riotfest dot org.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Right now, ned alert, it's time to dirk out dork
we shall a new con is coming to town. Oh
it's called chronic Con. Like that. It's too excited. This
(42:12):
is from Jay and Silent Bob. Kevin Smith put this
one together.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
How could I not get too excited.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Because I knew what you were thinking? More excited now?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, wait, I'm more excited.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It's not weed related. Wait, they're big weedheads, though they.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Are, and I imagine in time chronic Con will evolve
into that. But it is actively just a big movie
con with actors actresses coming through and we celebrate them
chronic because it's Jay and Silent Bob. Yeah, so that'll
be coming to the highest regency in October downtown.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Okay, damn it.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
I bet weed is federally legal that chronic con change.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
It's absolutely a smart move to grab that name early
and then you'd be Kevin Smith and take the advantage
of that fully.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yep, is there an or like a list of people
that are going to be there? Not yet? Okay, but last.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Year they did have Shannon Elizabeth and Tommy Chong just
as a few.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Wasn't Shannon Elizabeth the chick that took her top off
in an American Pie?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Was that her? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:16):
It was that woman changed culture. Her and Kate Winslet.
I was sixteen about that time. That changed all of
us culture?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Did she change? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
You know, well, see before I was sixteen, we didn't
have the Internet as soon as that came around, because
it was just movies before and like ads in like
Victoria's Secret magazines.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
You know what I would love.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I would love to hear like a book on feminism
written by Michael Like I would like to hear that
like the history of women from Michael's point of view
and how he thinks that it's impacted culture.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Anyway, go on, you don't.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Want I do, Shannon Elizabeth, That's cool. I don't want
to have influence over anyone, but I want to hear it.
What was the other person who said Tommy Chong that
I loved you obviously?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yes, chronic Con. We know where they're going with this.
It's going to be amazing. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, good times. Just another festival, another con ad to
the list.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
We could go to see to Eat and chronic Con.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah they're months apart.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, yeah, I love this.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Why do you think I bring these things up too much?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I just want to Okay, so we are going to
go then, yes, okay, I'll be Ju be.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Silent, Bob, I got to be Jay as well. You're
not invited. Oh you're talking about you guys?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
All right, I'm gonna go screw myself. Actually, yes, that's
what I want for you. Would you like some of
this American pie?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I would love for you to flash your nipples to
try to get us anywhere?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Are we just passing over?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Michael offering up some American pie the entire city of Chicago.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
It's your American pie. It's warm, penetrate my Michael's American Pie.
The morning mosh Kit, I'm rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
He doesn't even really look like Buddy Holly It's just
the glasses. If you think about it. It's morning mosh
been on Rock ninety five to five. What are we discussing?
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Boys?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
Approximately three hundred thousand dollars in cash was taken by
at least fifty people after three bags of money fell
fell out of a Brink truck in oak Park, oh
Police were made aware of the incident when the Brinks
employee called them on the afternoon of Tuesday, April twenty second.
The employee said three full bags of money had fallen
out of the back of the truck while he was
(45:35):
driving on the three hundred block of South Austin.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Sounds like a personal problem to me, Bud.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yeah, oh no, I lost my bags of money.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yeah. I would check this guy's friends. By the way, No,
kidd like, I'm gonna drop these bags. It's a little
too smooth.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
At least he did it in oak Park, which is
an international travel destination, you know, somewhere really nice like.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
That, because they needed it.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, they needed that money.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
The driver reported to police that when he returned to
the scene, he saw fifty to one hundred people taking
the money and fleeing on foot. When I was growing up,
this happened. A brinch truck or some money truck flipped
over on an overpass. It was and the money was
like actively like in the air in the sky, like
raining down, and people were stopping their cars. And I
remember the news. They're like authorities are asking that everybody
(46:23):
returned the money.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah you want to do Yeah, I'm not happy. I
wouldn't be work the next day.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, like you and what army authorities? They're going to
take this money from me? You and a gorilla? Please,
I got a hundred men that could take.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Okay, talking about the breaks truck.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
Okay, maybe if I was a three hundred thousand dollars prize,
people would want to go against the gorilla so they
could do it.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
They could lure them in that one the correct prize
were given.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Then you agree with me.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Could a breach truck hold a gorilla if you stuck
it in there and locked it in?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
I wonder, Yeah, it couldn't break its way out. Here's
the thing, like the gorilla is a docile. They are
trying to fight nobody.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
It's going to be scared off.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
So he's going to get all the money. So they
said fifty or one hundred people to.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
One hundred people were like just running around the street
like picking up all the money.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Because I thought that they would all get in each
other's way, So how could they do that?
Speaker 4 (47:22):
The bags, I'm never gonna let it get money exploded.
They were working to clean it up and of course
return it to the proper.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Let's go around the room a little morality check.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Here.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
You're driving down the road. You don't have to you
see people.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Take the money yet, Yeah you take it.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Okay, you take it? Oh yeah, and take it and
you're not turning it back in when they ask.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, unless I know that I'm going to be caught
or like get in trouble, Like there's there has to
be a consequence.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
You had it, Maria. You had a good argument yesterday though.
If some of the money is trackable, if it's just
kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
But are they doing that, Like are they spending that
amount of time tracking it When.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
I'm buying things out of the back of vans with
that money.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
On groatries here and there, I'm leaving the money just
died blue on the floor.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Called the other cash is coming with me. Yeah, this
is not going to be a problem.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Because where's the morality in question, like, we're not stealing
the money from any one person, We're stealing it from
a bank who, by the way, if you've ever been
overdrafted and had fees, you already.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Know steals money from you. So whatever, I'm just taking
on back.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
If you're in Oak Park and you were a part
of this, and you happen to be listening, we would
love to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I want to know how this went down your voice
to put you on the.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Radio, and what would you do in this situation? Eight
four four fifty text us and somebody in the next
hour is gonna win Kochi tickets just for texting.
Speaker 7 (48:38):
And if you had ninety nine aggressive friends, would you
all fight a gorilla? So a seven nation army, okay,
couldn't rold Jack.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
White Black back Jack, black Jack, Gray Jack mcla. This
nation army could hold him back.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
A gorilla is not going to be defeated.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Were one hundred men right into this rocky part Michael.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
For the Rocker and beat the Gorilla.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Big festival has been announced in the San Diego They
do this every year. It's Pearl Jam's very own festival
called the Ohanna Fest. I've always wanted to go. I
just want to go to San Diego. I hear it's
so gorgeous. You ever been to San Diego?
Speaker 4 (49:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I hear it so nice?
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Eddie Veteran green Day playing the festival this year, Pearl
Jam not performing. They did two nights last year along
with Garbage, Kings of Leon, Caged the Elephant, Hosier Eh
and Leon Bridges Nice I Love Dana Point, California, Right
on the Beach. Soundgarden's new album is in limbo after
a legal battle with Vicky Cornell Ye. Soundgarden have released
seven have seven unreleased songs that were recorded between twenty
(49:49):
fifteen and twenty seventeen, but legal matters between Soundgarden and
Chris Cornell's widow, Vicky are popping up again.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
That's been the case with them for a while.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Vicky has been blocking a lot of posthumous releases from
Chris Cornell and like sound Garden and collectives and things.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
Are they just not going to pay it must or
what else would be? I don't know, you know, what
is she at this point? What is she really worried about?
And it's got to be a money thing.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Well, I mean, also there's the family like sentimental component,
like it has to psychologically mess with her to hear
her lost husband's like voice new and like hearing on
the radio someone saying new release from your dead husband,
whatever hurts.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
And also thinking about it in that vein. I gotta
imagine it's good music.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
If they want to.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Release it, it's going to be good music. And then
hear it a lot, hearing that voice everywhere.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
So she must have the rights to everything, because otherwise
the guys in in Sound Garden that are left Kim
and a couple of the other guys would be able
to release it, I would think, because they would be
able to hold more weight.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
It's probably why they keep going to court.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah, so we're going to continue waiting on the new
Sound Garden music. And Dave Grohl so now with his
wife looking very happy. They were on a red carpet
all smile as they walked for their daughter Harper at
the opening of Punk Rock and Paint Brushes, a new
art exhibit in Queen's.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
He's a lucky man. He is a very lucky man.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yep, that was it.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's what I have to say. It's none of my business,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Made a face like you were charging up to punch
Dave role in a face.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
It's not a gorilla you want to attack.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
The gorilla is a whole different thing.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
I will give them credit that climbing out of a
hole like that is very difficult, and doing it together
is maybe even more difficult with the world watching.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
So ultimately, I don't want to make it harder on her,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
So I'm just gonna say he is a lucky man,
and I have a lot of respect for his wife
in the fact that she is taking this marriage so
seriously and her loyalty and is even willing to continue
on any version of relationship with him, especially publicly.
Speaker 5 (51:48):
Well, he's doing therapy, He's gone to all the things too.
I mean, they're both seemed to really be working on
She had done.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
More before it could have been an option.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
We all cared it perfect.
Speaker 5 (51:56):
Yeah, Text time coming up four four ninety five fifty.
Get your Textsin will pull a random winner to win
Coheed tickets right here on a Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
I gotta be kind of nice about this today. So
I'm a meeting with a corporate shold later.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
So when the corporate shills came to me and they
told me to put a new segment on the show
that didn't get the audience all down in the dumps.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
So try putting a positive spin on the news headlines.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
I said, yes, of course, for I love my job
and I have a passion for paying my bills.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Wow, you sound so sincere right now.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
I mean, this is bad news. Bears.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
DA gives eleven high school there's involved in extreme hazing
of lacrosse players forty eight hours to surrender or face
kidnapping charges.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
WHOA, what a deal? That's a sentence?
Speaker 8 (52:47):
Sure is.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Scammers pose as animal services target grieving pet owners with
fake emergency calls.
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Sorry about Fido and your bank account.
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Woman set home on fire with someone inside?
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Okay, No, say that one one more time.
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Woman?
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Uh huh?
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Set home okay on fire with someone inside?
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I heard sent home on fire? No no, no, I
was like, woman went home on fire.
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Here's a bad day. Come back in two weeks.
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Someone was inside. I mean, wow, I wish he was
on fire. All of that.
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It is just bad news.
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in today. Most ninety eight percent of the texts revolve
around the gorilla human war. From the seven to eight maris,
how about a hundred clones of you against the gorilla.
You gotta have confidence in yourself, my man, I would
never do that to my clones. We would be up
(54:18):
to some other business and not fighting.
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Gorilla and recruiting mares. He doesn't have the needs for it.
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From the six one five Good Morning mosh Pit based
on the gorilla debate. My Google FB slash FBI agent
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socials ever since.
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Men would lose by the way.
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They wouldn't. They wouldn't they would literally win.
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From the seven one two this debate is making us
forget the true enemy robots. Damn right, honestly, did AI
come up with this debate? And they're distracting us while
they're getting smarter and better.
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I don't like the way this is going from.
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The seven one two. You're the winner of the Cohedon
Cambria tickets. Thank you for bringing some some.
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Common sense to our day, some perspective. Yeah, a little
bit there.
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Robots can always text us eight four four, nine, ninety
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I don't know what to be more scared of getting
drafted for the gorilla fight or the robots that are
tricking us into talking about this.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Right, either way we lose.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
You know, it could definitely take on one gorilla one
hundred robots.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Oh now that's a topic I would also love to discuss.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
We could actually do that one in real life. Though,
if you think about, oh, but the gorilla, the poor gorilla.
You can't hurt the gorilla? Well, I just think it
like we couldn't do it with men, right, because he's
spiraling what we use. We use robots, one hundred robots
versus one gorilla. We see how it turns out and
everybody bets on it.
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Stuff.
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Still again, it's the hundred. It's the overwhelming odds about gorillas.
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About gorilla, and that's a whole different thing.
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Okay, his stamina. That's my main argument is stamina.
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I'm here for a robot gorilla versus robot men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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What a day?
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Boys, It has been a day, but tomorrow will be
the day.
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What day?
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Specifically first day.
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Yes, we'll be our yeah, Fuzzy Line Brewing Company. Oh yes,
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I'm excited a lot of emphasis on the.
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I've been influenced by Michael's wind ups during the weather.
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M Yeah, they're very influent.
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That's five to seven. Please bring yourself in a can
do attitude if you can. Also, if you have a
silly instrument or just like a normal one that you
all to play, we could get out there and jam together.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
I'm going to bring kazoos for you.
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I've forgotten how to play the kazoo.
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By the way, I'm going to make you learn again.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Then we'll teach the crowd again.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
And we're going to argue on site in a live
podcast recording.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, so we're gonna do a live podcast. It was
going to be fifteen minutes. And then this whole Gorilla
versus one hundred men debacle happened this week and I
realized that we're gonna need to get in depth in
a way that we really can't do on the radio.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
And plus you could feedback in person. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, and I want to fight you live in person.
I will fight an entire crowd. I hope they all
disagree with me. Let's go, and I'm bringing a marker board.
We're gonna draw this out. We're gonna diagram this several
different strategies and tactics. I'm going to convince you that
I am correct and the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
And also we'll have drinks, thank god. Yeah, I'm gonna
need one, and.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
You're definitely there's gonna be copious amounts of drinks before
Maria realizes how strong a gorilla truth you.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
So make sure you uber home or you have some
version of arrangement to get home.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah, we're gonna be safe. On Thursday, it's gonna be
a lot of fun. Very excited to see you all.
And then tomorrow more ride Fest tickets. We have more
Nickelback tickets, and more or texts to get.
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Through because we love those so much.
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You sure do.
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All right, We'll be ready for Thursday. The Walt is
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