Manic Monday Mayhem Morning Mosh Pit

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's so good to start up this.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What notice.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
No matter how much we fight it, it is in
fact on Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, you don't got to remind anybody but it.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We're going to get through it together.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We know it's morning mosh pit. That's right.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm not going on five five.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's the quietest we're probably going to be today. My
name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We got a show today, boys.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We got a show.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
How is your mom's phenomenal?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I know what how you were asking that, but yes,
there was a fantastic mother, That's what I was asking.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Uh huh, I didn't even say I even have a
weird tone.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I didn't even have a weird tone.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
How long did you practice saying that before you got here?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We've been in the same room together.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
The answer, dear listener, I hope that your mom I
had a good Mother's day.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
She was probably hanging out with me.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
But if you didn't get your shout outs in eight
four four fifty, send it in a text or or
or even better, do our little walkie.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Talks off back is still here for you to take
advantage of.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Shout out your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I don't like to say that I don't take advantage
of Yeah, shout out your mom or shout out your
friends moms. You know, we've had friends moms that made
very big impacts in our life.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
They deserve the recognition is a.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Very valid thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Shout out your friend's mom.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
We got some great stuff to give away today. I
knew a little round of prizes this week. Rock the
Country featuring Skinnered, Nickelback and kid Rock. They're playing out
in Hastings, Michigan, a big old festival.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I do love some country rock.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
This is all going to be in Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
And at the end of the week, everybody who plays
Fun to the Head is qualified for a VIP upgrade.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Wait for that festival. Yes, I got a love.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do you get VIP tickets and a camping pass and
we will pull that on a Friday after we get
all of our funds to the Head winners this.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Week also offspring tickets today and they're playing with Jimmy
World Newfound Glory, which is a pretty fun show.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Such a good chops both of them.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
You know what this smells like? A beautiful summer of
music is upon us.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yes, oh, in ac DC's this month I'm getting excited
as we get closer to that ac DC show.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We're twelve days away. Oh my gosh, that's it. Yeah,
can get about to rock?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh wow, By the way, I heard that they play
that as the last song. Wouldn't that be the song
you play at the beginning?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh yeah, because you're about to about to rock?

Speaker 5 (02:40):
I mean I may rock on the way home in
the front those who just rock.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Can we make you with a schoolboy uniform?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes? I would do that. Would you really do it?
Of course?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I will buy you a pair. Oh, I get a
cap right now. Hang on, Mikey.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You see hi weather with Michael who likes moisture readings
way too much suntin. What you know? I know we
have a big wide Uh.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
I always get nervous about the weather reports now because
if I say it's sunny, because I'm looking out the
window and it's sunny on the lake front.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hey, look you have backup today.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
The weather authority just came on TV eighty three in
Rockford Ady in Woodstock. Partly sunny today, a mix of
sun and clouds if you will, and potential for a
passing shower later.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
How you doing out there in Peoria? Too far, too far?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Really?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah? Okay, how many hours is peoria? It's three from
the city proper.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, how many hours is peoria?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
A nonsensical question that you still had the answer to.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Anything but the metrics system.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So actually, gonna be pretty nice today. I have a degrees.
How was your weekend? By the way, the sunshine you
get outside.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Look at my forehead sunburned?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, you got a little sun on.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
A huge forehead though, hard to miss the sun.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, yeah, we're just we're.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Gonna my forehead is you? My nose is huge?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
True?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
My name is Michael.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm very unread and I need everybody to contradict me heroes.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm gonna be sad. I'll day.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Like a grasshopper.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Why do you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Grass always random animals too? This is like a veloci raptor,
a grasshopper, grasshopper. I was hoping that's how that was going.
We Chicago are being treated to a.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
New lunchable, a new line, and we will tell you
all about it next on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Offspring tickets coming up in about an hour.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, maris What do
you got?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Lunchables? Is bringing us a brand new.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Tree, a PB and J treats, a dippable treats, a
non frozen treat and we are one of two cities
that has access to this. Amazing that Chicago and Pittsburgh
are the only cities right now who have lunchables p
B and J.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, yes, dippable. Let me fully explain.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
It's basically an uncrustable and it's in a triangle shape,
so it's filled with peanut butter and then you get
grape dipping sauce, so you can have grape or strawberry
dipping sauce with your lunchables.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
PEB and J. This is marvelous. And the best part
is because I know this is a direct attack on
the other brand that does this uncrustables. No thought, just
throw it out and you're ready to go with your
PB and J.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, yes, I do you love to dip into it?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Again, done job, She's got her fingers off as she says, wait.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, job.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Now they are only available at select retailers and that
is what I need to figure out, is within Chicago
and the suburbs.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
But they're only two forty nine a pack.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You know when you're watching a kid's movie and you
hear a joke in there that's clearly for the parents.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Shrek, there were so many of the shorts.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I was like, Wow, a phenomenal example. I like how
they're making kids food also for stoners. That's what this
feels like. This feels like the joke and the kids.
Maybe that's where the parents like, Yeah, this is a
lunchable for kids. Wait see you at midnight when you've
had a couple joints.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, as soon as I find this, I'm going ham
and probably smoking before and after it.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
By weed and get a little money back. Guess what.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Marketing it should come with the joints.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You could have the child one with the races or
the adult one.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
With the joint.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Just comes with a little th juicy on the side. Huffable,
they've done something here. Excuse us lunchable slash hines craft.
Heinds specifically, when you need marketing ideas, go no further
than Rocket ninety five to five. It is the morning mash.

(07:28):
We've got Chris from North Riverside on the line.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
It's a Target to get my kids some lunchables for
this week. And they're at Target.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
They're at Target my man job.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Yeah, and you know what my kids said that. When
one daughter came in, he said, you know, crystabals are terrible.
Can we have these?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I'm like, all right, whatever, Hey, I am going to
Target as soon as I get off work today.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Get Yeah, it was pretty funny. I'm like, oh, look
at it. So that's that's what.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I appreciate it. What's your name, Chris, Chris? Where are
you from?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Hey, Chris from North Riverside.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I think that this has been a.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Really fun call, and I myself would like to give
you a high five for it. And so when you
when you get a high five, by the way, you're
getting the first one ever of all time.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You get yourself a little gift card too.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Cabric Cafe they just opened a second location of Mount
Prospects on in fact.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
But yeah, you can get a little bit of a
paraphernalia for your smoke sessions, whatever you need. Caprik Kitchen
dot com. So that's spelled k H E P R.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, great high five?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
You say a high five up top first one. Every
thing we're doing here.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
But it'll happen. It's gonna happen. Sporadically.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
You give us a call and if it just tickles
my fancy, then I get to give you a high five.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, here's some paraphernalia. There we go, you'll get your
puff on.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Shall we talk about a wall?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh yeah, after aal technology is taking over nating us
to what do we he has an inevitable here advices
robot wall.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Set me up for family.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I set myself up for failure. You caught me off
on that one, just a little bit anyway.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
And Greece, a woman decided to divorce her husband of
twelve years after chat Jeeput claimed he was cheating based
off coffee cup grounds. Yeah, full Harry Potter, prisoner of Azkaband,
the grim stuff. You know.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
The couple, they've got two kids.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
By the way, they try to trend where they drink
Greek coffee and they take photos of the cup patterns
and they upload them to chat cheepy Tea to read them.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
And it's supposed to be like traditional fortune telling.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
And a I said the husband's cup showed he was
thinking about a woman with the initial.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
E and wanted a relationship with her.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
And then it also claimed the wife's cup showed he
was already cheating with someone and wanted to ruin their family.
She immediately believed it kicked her husband out filed for
divorce three days later. The husband, shocked, said she often
follows trends and laughed it off. At first, His lawyer
argued the AI's claims aren't legal proof, but the wife
stood firm, refusing to reconcile.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
She wanted to leave.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
It seemed like a pretty easy excuse. Yeah, she really
did dive all the way in on that one, and
they had kids together. Something's wrong, you know, that's not normal.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
But it's also like when you're using the AI, it
feeds into you. Yes, right, So, like I would assume
she had already been asking a lot of questions.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
If my husband is cheating, who's.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Eleanor oh great, is it this male person again this email?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah she was. She was on our way out the door.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, she wanted to be gone.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
It'll ruin your life.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
And that's how they get you. Oh boy, They tell
your stuff that you have already been thinking. Then they
kind of convince you that no, no, no, this is the
outside world confirming what's happening inside your head. Then they
convince you that, oh you actually want to be a
soldier for the robots, and the next thing you know,
you're fighting on robots side in the inevitable human versus
robot war.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Sad but true. Don't like it.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I like to live in happy but false world. On
the Morning mosh Bit on Rock ninety five to five,
We'll lie to you, but you're gonna like it.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Blissful ignorance. Indeed, Maria, you're the only mother in the room.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Really, yeah, I'm a stepmom. Be so clear.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
I was talking about your cats. But yes, you know,
I'm a dog dad. Okay, you're a cat mom.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh we really claiming this right now. How was your
mother's day?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
That's my question, Lovely, I'm surprised to my mom got
her so good, don't know, Oh my god, to me
like I was a ghost all because I just like
showed up and I was like, hey, can I stay
for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
She was like, oh my god, the prodigal son. Truly?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Could you coordinate with your dad? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, because I'd like randomly decided the night before. I
was like, you.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Guys, do anything this weekend. He's like mom has to
work a bit on Saturday. Brother than not known. It
was like, cool, I'm coming home. He's like, boy, old boy,
there you go, old boy. Stephen our is a real innocent,
happy soul. We love Stephen.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah, I'm jealous. I wish I could go home. I'm
too far away. I mean, you can still go.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, it'd be a long trip for just a Mother's day, you.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I hear that, Judy.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, just because she understands. That's why she likes me
more than you. I'll take care of her. I love
your mom.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's right. Well, and to be fair, I didn't get
to see my momm either. I was out of town.
I know, I feel bad. Yeah, I mean see mama.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Mariss.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
We chatted for like forty minutes after she had brunch
with my brother and sister, sister in law and her family.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Sounds like your brother is the favorite this or no.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, I'm the favorite here he is he has provided grandchildren,
so oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Mother's Day is the busiest day of the year for
travel phone calls phone calls. More than one hundred and
twenty two million phone calls are made on Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I bet just as many are made on Father's Day.
It's just the phone calls don't last as long.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Right, How you doing good? I'm good? You good?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Here's your mom?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Also the busiest day of the year for a restaurant reservations.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
That makes sense, no surprise? Yeah, okay, what do you
mean me? I would think like Christmas maybe, But if
you're thinking about it, I guess what do you do?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
You go out to brunch?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I went. I tried to go to brunch and it
was very busy.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah. People are bringing out their momsy cared about.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Their mom on Mother's Day. Judy, I care, I do too.
I love you, Judy. If you're listening to this, I'll
take care of you.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (13:57):
It is the morning match pit and your favorite rooster
will be back after eight. He's got another thousand dollars
with a new keyword just for you.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
He's actually my second favorite rooster.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Who's your first? Boy?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Can't tell you?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Here we go?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Okay, yeah, just don't make assumptions, all Michael, What are
we doing here?

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Illinois teens say they drink nearly twice as much as
the US average. New survey finds about thirteen point seven
percent of Illinois teens reported having consumed alcohol during the
previous thirty days. That's compared to six point nine percent
of US teens as a whole. And this was the
test was on on eighth graders. That's terrifying. That's young.

(14:34):
That's terrifying. Like when you say teens, I instantly think, like,
I seventeen eighteen year olds whatever you know, But no,
these are children.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I want to know who they talk to and why
they lie so hard.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah, BS like no, because it's a survey, not a study,
so we're not actually taking in data as to whether
or not they're drinking or how much they're drinking. We're
asking kids, probably boys a lot. Hey you drink and
they're thirteen.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
So yeah, I drink. I'd toss him back. You have
no idea. One time, my parents love to handle a
vodka out.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I finished that whole thing in two hours by myself.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Because that's what they say.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, they did out themselves.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
They said they literally went and just asked and people
were like, yes, this is how much they did. Said
they did it anonymously, so maybe they felt more comfortable
saying right. Interestingly enough, substance abuse among teens declined during
the COVID pandemic because of lockdowns, but now are back
up because they're saying the main reason is liquor delivery services.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
But like the last time I got a drizzly order, yeah,
I had to have my ID.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I like older siblings.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Man, I used to deliver a little liquor for extra
money in Colorado and you didn't have to sign, and
you didn't have to take a picture of the ID.
You could just drop it.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
People annoy though.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, if you just want to make a buck as
a delivery driver, and it's like yeah, whatever, I drink
it in high school or whatever the case, you're.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Getting a five star rating. But as far as credibility,
here's the move. Here's the move. You use your parents accounting, okay,
and then you But what.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I want to teach kids how to drink?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
I would say, like, so you send a note to
your driver and you say, hey, I disabled cause you
have can you just leave it at the door, And then.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
You'd be so clear, we don't.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
We got to get out of this.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah we can't. Michael's going to teach kids how to
break the law. We're going to lose our license.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Your first chance this week to win to see the
Offspring rode on the Way on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Now here's a bit only blug there. So there's this
concert on August sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's at Tinley Park, Offspring World. You found glory, great pants,
amazing lineup. We want you to go all of them
on my walkman, on your CD player walk.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, they're interesting points interesting, I'll take them and is
a great reference.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, it is a great reference.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
It instantly took me back to having that CD player walking.
You couldn't you couldn't move fast when.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
You literally couldn't walk with the walkmank you.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Know, anti skip was a thing.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
And then you slide that CD player in the back
of your junko pockets because that's the only pant pocket
it fit.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
If you can have all you want.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
When you're on the bus and you hit a pothole,
it's skipping.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You know. It doesn't skip. A tape? Oh am, I old? Okay,
I had all right, mister cassette tape. All right, tell
us how your old technology used to work.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
To school a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I'm gonna place a telegram I'm gonna get things tickets
four so far fifty ten's gonna get things and we'll
mail them out to you.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Gonna be electronic, okay, but actually at four four nine fifty.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Rock ninety five speaking with Dorothy, Dorothy, how are you?
We are fantastic.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
We are looking to make your day much better because
we want to send you to see The Offspring.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
They're going to be on the super Charge Worldwide tour
all at Credit Union one Amphitheater on Saturday, August sixteenth,
and we're bringing it back.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
It is the world's most difficult question.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Dorothy, Are you ready? Yes? All right? What holiday was yesterday?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
It was Monday?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Mommy Dorothy further away, well, happy Mother's Day. But you
are set up to see The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World
Newfound Glory, and we just want to know who are
you going to take to this show.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
By heck?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, what's your bestie's name?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
AO, Rachel girls trip.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, the ladies are gonna have fun at this concert.
And if you want to enjoy seeing The Offspring on
August sixteenth as well, go get your tickets at livenation
dot com today.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's the hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I want to know things.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I got things for you, five of them. Specifically, Pope
Leo the fourteenth now has a TOPS trading card. The
first American born Pope now has his own trading card.
Random orders will also receive special variant editions, including white
smoke image versions that you can get. There's a limit
of two hundred and sixty seven copies of this specific

(19:56):
Pope card.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's a very specific number.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I know it doesn't lie up to anything that I
would have fought.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And the printer ran out of the basic enough.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
And Amazon d driver has been fired after being recorded
pooping and peeing on customers property dropping off extra.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Packages, said nobody needed.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
One homeowner saw the security footage as the female dropped
off her package and then dropped her parents and proceeded
to poop on the porch. She sent the footage to
the local television station, of which her neighbor saw went
back through their footage and found the same driver peeing
on their property. What Amazon has fired, said person very quickly,

(20:38):
saying we immediately identified the driver and they are no
longer delivering on behalf of Amazon got.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
To be a kink. That's got to be a kink.
There's something new there. Yeah, why are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Or so many persons I mean, like I will say,
where are they supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
To the bathroom? Just not on the porch.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's what I thought at first. But then when the
neighbor had the same thing happened, like somebody's just taking.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
On the porch. You're going to go in the bushes.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
There's something going on in that neighborhood. Memorial Day, be ready.
There's going to be a higher than normal expected amount
of travel, Triple A saying that they are expecting the
roads in airwaves to be very busy with over forty
five million Americans hitting the roads and the sky. And
when you're stuck in traffic or you're waiting in a
long line, take us with you on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
App Good Plug, Good Plug, Good Plug.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Ted is getting an animated series, The Lovely foul Mouth
Teddy Bear from Seth MacFarlane is going to get an
animated series on Peacock and it's going to bring back
Mark Wahlberg and a manager Safe Reed along with Jessica
Barth and Kyle Mooney's going to be on this.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Also, Oh okay, I do like the addition of Kyle Mooney.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Maria, you just threw your hands up in the air
because once again I feel I think I feel.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
The same way.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Once again, another remake of something that we don't need.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Also, the Bears played out. It was funny in the
first But.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, do people even like Ted two?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
I don't remember watching Ted too, I don't remember watching
everybody else. I don't remember the TV series that they
did with younger Ted either.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
So I was interested that they're really driving this one home.
He's a cheap actor to pay. Yeah, well he's paying himself.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
And finally, students are wrapping up their school years by
setting their chromebooks on fire. I don't know who discovered
putting a pencil or paper clip in the USB portn't
lips after that?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Did I say the tea?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yes you did?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh wow? So what they're lighting their.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, they're setting their chromebooks on fire by jamming things
into the USB port and it's causing smoke issues. But
everybody's concerned because there's a lot of toxic fumes they're
coming from this, and there's even more danger because of
the lithium batteries that are in these bad boys. So
stop setting your chromebooks on fire.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
You gonna jym it into the USB port. Make sure
you massage the paper clipperst.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Rock ninety five five. This is the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Put me up.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Unbelievable, And Michael, you've got a.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Story for us, Yes, buddy, dear listener, before we came
on air, just to fill you in on what's going
on here, the full crap that's being spewed into your ears.
Mara said, hey, toss to Michael, and then he took
control from me because he hates me, probably because I'm
a woman.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Well, since we're gonna open up the fourth wall completely,
i am the conductor.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I give out you and.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I'm pointing everybody in the right direction, keeping the show going.
So very often I'll be like, hey, Maria, toss it
to Michael and go ahead and let's move the story
along live, and Maria goes, don't tell me what to do.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I took that note, I heard it, and I put in.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
An action plan, and I took it all the way
from you, which is why I cracked my.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
All Right, you'respecting, Michael, it's going on to forced to happen.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Its going on too long?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
All right.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
One of my favorite podcasts, Conan O'Brien needs a friend,
Bill Hayter of SNL Fame. He tells us very funny
story about punk Ludge and Henry Rollins and Van Halen's
David Lee Roth and this is very funny, Maris. They
run into each other at a radio station.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Henry Rollins was going into like a morning Zoo cru
interview and Daily Ross was coming out, you know. So
it's like six in the morning and David Ross got
this long, beautiful coat on and Heney Rollins is like, hey, man,
I just want to say a big fan and everything,
and and David Ross.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Goes, oh, man, you want to drink?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
And he opened up the cat and he just was
lined with beer his jacket thing and it was always
beer that sounds yes. And Henry Rollins is like the
most straight edge guy around.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
He goes, no, man, I'm not I don't want to drink.
And Dailey Roth went, what's matter man? You got school tomorrow? Amazing? Yeah,
I thought that was a very rock star thing.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
It is very rock star in the best possible way.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
And like why eighties rock stars were so successful because
there's some version of like little schoolboy energy to it.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's almost like rock stark.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Innocence, if you will, even though it's not at all innocent.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I was gonna say, that's not the word I thought
about with the eighties rockstar.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, innocent isn't quite juvenile.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
There you go, matter man, you got school.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
This guy's nerd at math. Oh yeah, thank you, Maris.
I'll just go ahead and do this real quick. That's both.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's exactly what I asked you to.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Hey, I'm trying to try to come out of the song.
That's cool. Yep, it's morning mosh, but I'm rock ninety
five to five? What have we got? Boys?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Footboard Yang big weekend shout out to the Ice Hogs.
Their season unfortunately ended over the weekend, but they did
pretty well in the playoffs and damn good hockey team
out there.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
So hockey over for good now around here till next season.
And also an interesting thing over the weekend, Derek Carr,
thirty four year old quarterback for the New Orleans Saints,
announced his retirement from the NFL after eleven seasons due
to a significant shoulder injury.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
That sucks. Yeah, it's not fun.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah, I feel like Derek Carr is a young guy,
you know what I mean, like a thirty four I
guess isn't young young anymore?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
But I don't know. I just feel like a surprise.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I hate that phrase. What thirty four isn't young young anymore?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Well in sports? And yeah, as a football player.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I understand that that's true. That doesn't make it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Hurt any less.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
And then the Cubs unfortunately lost the series against the
Mets over the weekend. They lost yesterday, falling six to
two with a decisive four run eighth inning by the
New York Oh my god, I was watching this game.
It was tied all the way till the eighth inning,
and then, of course, of course they score some runs
and lose the game. But Cubs will take on the
Marlins tonight at Ridleyfield, game time six forty.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
So we get news that we got a pope in Chicago.
I don't want to hear about that. And then we
find out that he is a Sox fan. And wouldn't
you know, the Socks came with some energy on the
South Side in one a few games they were blessed,
including yesterday where we got a first hit home run
from tim Elko Elcho Hicks this mord hard left field going.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
God is God.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Welcome to Chicago, tim Elcho his first big league hold run.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Ye, kid's the Socks the lead here in the sixth inning.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Now just continue this, just keep winning, and we'll be
all great and the Pope we'll be happy.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
By the way, Baseball, not just his first big league
home run, his first big league hit. Yeah, that was
his first hit, and it was a three run home
runol is cool.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
To clarify, Yes, it was his first hit. Wasn't his
first plate appearance, so yeah, yeah, yeah, he went oh
for three to day before.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
So yeah, his first actual hit was a home run
to win the game for the Sox.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
So good on, tim Alko.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Hear me out, Baseball mass You hear that organ in
the background at those games?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
What have that transitioned right after the game too? Okay,
since we're here on.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
A Sunday, it's the Lord's Day, ladies and gentlemen, all Catholics,
please stay amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Thank everybody would be a little too drunk.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, that's called the blood of Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Fair enough.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
So I are actually feeling the Holy Spirit, Yes, yeah,
buddy or I p a Maria, you had a sports
there's some sports news in my world as I will
be attending a sports game.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, oh, sports sports game this Saturday. The Cubs are
taking on the White Sox.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yes, oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
And Steven Our is coming into town. So I'm gonna
take my pops to a basel.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
We're going to watch some sports.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
A daddy daughter date.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I just didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
There was no lie.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It was technically correct, and yet I'm uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'm sorry. You don't see this feathers today. You guys
are gonna have a blast. I know i'm gonna be
on Sunday, but I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
And I got I got those terrorist seats and like
the two hundreds that I'm underneath, and like in the
shade terrace.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Terrists, Holy moly, I'm not the satin those yet Harris seats.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
So I'm under in the shade because I think that
that's the no.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I want that what.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
It gets cold under there? If it's wendy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
But if I'm in the sun, I'm going to burn.
Those are the seats that I have to let me know.
I'm gonna have fun.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Also for those games.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
The seats or tickets are really expensive because games, So
if you want to sit in the s and you're
gonna pay for it.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Actually, wait, quick question. Have you guys gotten tickets from
go tickets before they legit? Because that's where I got
my tickets from game time.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
We'll check on that, fay. We do this right here. Okay,
Now here's a bit only there. It is time for
fun to the Head. Oh and we've got a fun
ticket for you today.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
The show is called the Rock Country, a festival for
we the people skinnered. This is happening at very Expo
Center and Hastings, Michigan the thirteenth through the fourteenth. We
got hid rock, nickelback skinnered and tell people what's going on.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
They also have DJ sets from Afroman featured in this Man.
So it's all over the place now.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Winning Monday through Friday qualifies you for a vip slash
camping pass. Oh great, Oh, so you definitely want to
be called tenth today to play fun to the Head
eight four four ninety five fifty. You pick one of
us to answer questions for you to get you one
step closer to this festival.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
We call it in right now and now Fun to
the Head on Rock. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Are we speaking with Eileen? Yes you are, Eileen. Aileen,
come on, welcome to Fun to the Head today.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
This is the trivia game where we answer questions for
you with a chance to win some pretty big tickets.
Today it is the rock of the Country, a festival
for people, for we the people, for we the people.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yes, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Very patriotic of you, Marris.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Very patriotic. Indeed. So the question for you right now
is who would you like to answer questions for you?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Maria?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Alright, all right, God, all right, Maria. I'm okay. Eileen,
I'm sorry fans.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's not good today. All right, Michael, you got the question. Okay,
he's ready. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I've been set up for failure.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I can just tell what fans. Debut album was titled
Appetite for Destruction.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh no, and I know it too?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Or No.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Five? Oh God for three?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh I'm gonna mess it up.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's a CDC idle know, Guns of Roses.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I knew. I hate that. I knew it was. At
the last second I changed it that one hit.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
All right, Eileen, I missed you a little bit.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I miss you all the time.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Eris thank you, thank you for the warm words, which
is really nice because we've been really, you know, adversarial
to each other today.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
But it's nice that you seeded power.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
First question too, what is the name of the Chicago
hot dog stand that's open twenty four to seven and
known for yelling at customers?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Eileen, tell me about it.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Chicago hot Dogs four hours.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
And your customers very famous. Frank the Wiener Circle. Oh
I should know that.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
No, Oh, this is getting Usually when I'm thinking Wiener Circle.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
This is not WHOA, don't finish that thought.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
But Eileen is, what's up?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Eileen? We're so sorry. Maria is normally on top of it.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, I knew it was not. It was gonna be
a rough day today when I got the guns and
roses one wrong.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
All right, we're gonna you're gonna get the last three.
Maybe I'm not possibly, Here we go, All right, here
we go.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
What Chicago baseball team won the World Series in two
thousand and five?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
White? Yeah, whoa? Whoa the lack of confidence in that answer.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I was like, I know they both won one, but
I'm pretty sure that the Cubs one one in like
twenty sixteen, because I remember.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
That that is accurate.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Ha ha, I know smarts accidentally, I Leen, I'm smarter
than these boys arguably. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
To the next question, all right, another rock one hair.
Which legendary rock band has a tone as its logo?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Kiss or Rolling Stones?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Depending on which one We'll go with rolling Stones.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
We final answer, yes, okay, you win, Yes, you got it.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
They both used the different logo, but the same kind
of thing.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
By the way, I saw video this weekend of Mick
Jagger in the studio. They're doing a new.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Record that's terrify and he sounded great. It's kind of impressive,
okay Mick Jagger.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, I mean he sounds like Mick.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Jagger, right, it sounded like himself.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yes, it's never been like I'm a classically trained Knowleen.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
He was doing the hip shake still even in the
studio though. You know how he dances, Eileen.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Were you attracted to make Jagger at any point?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, not your guy.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Final question for all the marbles, all the marble, this is.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Not gonna be good, Eileen. I need you to be
ready with a backup answer. Get your Google out. Don't
tell anyone know what? No, I don't tell anyone.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
You do have a save with Eileen here, don't tell
me one Eileen.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
How many NBA championship? Oh my god, this is pretty
big news. Did the Bulls win in the nineties?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Eileen? Do you have any idea? Come on, ILENK quick.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
There's a lot of people right three? Two?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Sick?

Speaker 7 (35:49):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Wow? Yeah, Google works.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
So many people are just like, I should have gotten
guns n' roses, appetit for destruction. I knew it was
gn R in my head. I was like, there's initials happening,
but it might be a c DC I got.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
I don't need explanation on that, because we forget titles
all the time and.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's not an excuse. I should be slapped for that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, titles of the Bulls.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I don't sports gave me three.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Let's run the take back because you know what we're arguing.
You know what you're taking away from we are taking
away from this moment.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Right now has got GA tickets to Rock the Country,
a festival for we the people, happening in Hastings, Michigan.
And not only that, you are now qualified for a
VIP upgrade that we will be giving away on Friday,
including a camping pass.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Hell yeah, Aileen, how you feeling girl? Hell yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
For everyone else, go get your tickets at Rockthecuntry dot
com and all thanks to our friends at Peachtree Entertainment.
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Tell us some news nerd.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Think it outside nerd. That is exactly what we're about
to do. We are talking about Batman tumblers. And no,
these are not the little drinking devices. These are the
batmobiles from the Dark Knight trilogy.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh I thought they were a tumblr that was I
was excited. I'm getting weird points today.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, I'm trying to throw you off. There are ten
replicas that are up for sale.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
They are the tank Life off road vehicles and they
are available for purchase if.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
You have the hell starting price of three million.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Dollars and they are exclusively sold through the Wayne Enterprise
Experience Luxury brand.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
On our website. Now, didn't Joe Burrow by one of these?
Joe Burrow did indeed buy one of these?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
So cool?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Look at this, Yes, it is one of the sex
Can I drive it through Lower Whacker.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
That'd probably be the only place in Chicago that you're
allowed to drive that Can.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I wear a cape?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Who's going to stop you from wearing a cape? In general?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
The law?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Why would the law stop you from wearing a cape?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Are you going to be a vigilante?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Why are you asking? If I were, I wouldn't reveal it.
That's part of being a vigilante. I have I more
a vigil uncle, I think.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
The tork on this thing is four hundred and eighty
five feet What does that mean? Four hundred and eighty
six feet pounds of torque?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
That's Can you look me in the face and confidently
tell me that you know what that means? I'm just
saying sixteen train. We're just talking now.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
We are cattle shifters. That's fun.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, if we want to drive around the cool card
board Nerd news Nerd?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Am I allowed to do the breaker?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You just I'm waiting for you to do it. Okay,
you'll like this. It has a smoke screen delivery system.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
A smoke screen delivery system, so if you want to
smoke out the cars behind you and imitation gun.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Turrets, I myself am the smoke screen I'll be in
the power making sure you have a smoke screen.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I'm excited about the car window. This NERD Dudes is
brought to you by the inner thoughts of Michael and Maria.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
So the first album that they released is called Appetite
for Destruction?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Are you sure? Positive?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
And I know that and I knew it during Fun
to the Head and I second guessed myself. And now
Walt has come in and he was like, hey, Maria Palmer,
you have lost both your Chicago card and your Rock card.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And the sad thing is he's right.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I did.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
It's fine, you know everything.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Time, Yes, I can.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I just don't.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Let me trying to catch.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I'm diving, all right, go ahead, maney.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
This is a crazy local story. A woman is suspected
of giving THHC candy to at least four children Sunday
to park in the North Suburbs. The incident happened around
three thirty pm at Pleasant Run four Acres Park in Wheeling.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Wheeling. Huh yeah, officers responded, Did I say that wrong? No,
I'm just trying to find out where to hang out
with this woman.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
So parents don't want their kids to be cool, Okay,
Officers responded to a report that four children had become
ill at the park after eating candy handed out by
an unknown woman. All of them were taken to the hospital,
where one tested positive for THHC, a psychoactive compound found
in cannabis.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
We know.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Police searched the park and found a THHC milk chocolate
product wrapper, which I don't even know how you put
it together. That rapper could have been something to do
with this. A kid could have brought it from his parent.
Why are we searching for a particular Oh, the kid
probably set up to us.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, okay, we had these chocolates from Sonto.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Do out their minds. You mom, you got chocolates.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Are incredible.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I had heard Lunchables have these new PB and Jay
we call them.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
They are searching for the woman though so suspect is
ascribed as a woman between fifty and sixty years of age,
heavy set, with a blue cross tattoo on her shoulder.
If you see her, contact the Wheeling police going to
the park this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yes, seriously, if I see her, I'm going to contact
her and has carried her chocolate bars tax free.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
You know, I'm going to protect the children and take
all of her candy. Yeah, kids come over here and
ma'am you cant hand those in a way?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
This is vigilantes.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Where's my kid?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
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commercial free and no all week and fun to the head.
You can win because you see kid rock as on
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Speaker 2 (42:05):
Of the week.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I like to call him Pebble because he's a kid.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Run the rock, funny, that's funny. Give rebel?

Speaker 5 (42:11):
All right, how we got a rock report, ladies and gents,
let's dive into it here. I've been digging about this
story since it came out. It's been a few days here.
Alison Chains maybe heard about this. Have canceled the entire tour,
oh and upcoming festival experience appearances because their drummer, Matt Kenney,
suffered a medical emergency. But we have no more details.

(42:31):
I was just searching the internet trying to figure out
what that was.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I think I read putting this one and they said
it was non life threatening. I saw a rumor that
someone said it was like a broken ankle. Can I
guess if you're a drummer.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, you can't kick. John's tough.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah, I can't kick. But I remember Travis Barker broke.
I think what was it?

Speaker 5 (42:50):
A hand and he went out on tour and still
did it all with like he was using his feet
as the other Yeah. Anyway, anyway, so Allison Chains canceled
their whole day on tour, which sucks three days. Grace
is to release their eighth studio album, Alienation on August
twenty second, and it marks a significant moment for the band.
It is their first album in over a decade to
feature original original front man Adam Gauntier.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Maris, you have a cut from the album?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Like it?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
It sounds like Free Day's Christ Yeah, all of that.
The song is called Apologies, where they're.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Just schedule your divorces. Now you have your soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Look if that divorced dad rock's gonna be popular. Let's roll.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, let's go damn right, some divorce mom rock.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
All right, Maria, I'm gonna say, please make some divorce
small rock. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
And this is interesting, right, you know next to us
over in Milwaukee. See, there was scheduled to perform tonight.
If you are going out to that show, breaking news
it has been canceled. POD and Nonpoint also set to perform,
they are not performing either. The whole show is done.
The band postponed the Milwaukee show do unforeseen circumstances. We're
waiting for a little more details on that, but for now,
you can get your tickets back where you purchase them.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
That sucks. Yeah, I think that's a bummer if everybody's
all right.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
All of that, because it seems like we got a
lot of people coming back out to tour and now
there's a pullback.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Yeah, So get everything you need to know in the
rock world at Rock nine five to five chi dot com.
Could we have new Sound Guarden music soon? The remaining
members are getting close in talks with Chris Cornell's widow

(44:43):
to release the music that they recorded before he died.
So that's kind of cool. Rock ninety five five Chicago's
rock station.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
What do we got, Well, we need to do some
news here, but what we don't want to do in
the morning mash bit is get you all down in
the dumps. So we're taking the corporate shill's genius suggestion
on this and putting just a positive spin on those
new headlines.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Easy Peasy Welcome to bad News Bears.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
For dead hundreds displaced by Milwaukee apartment building fire.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
You know, the music starts and I just start dancing
because it sounds so fun, and then just four deadsh
smackers right in the face.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You have to hear the news.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
He might as well be happy about it.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Florida man accidentally shoots himself at Walmart amazing.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
As one does.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Inmate launches alleged knife attack on deputy.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Alleged.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
We have yet to prove the knife attack. Controversial knife attack,
maybe it happened. And finally, woman in bed shot during
drive by shooting. All of this this is just bad
news Bears.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, to pick up your spirits of the day. Rocky's
next with another thousand dollars keywords.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
What do you mean our yards were we put a
positive spin on the headlines, did we? Yes? They're no
more easily DoD festival Dune.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Their first album was not called Appetite for Destruction. Wow,
it's ac DC on the Morning Mash. But I'm rock
ninety five five?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
This is isn't that?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm really embarrassed?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Dear listener, earlier, if you missed fun to the head,
the first question out the gate was one that I
should have gotten correct. It was who had the first
album Appetite for Destruction. In my head, I was like,
it's either a c DC or Guns N' Roses. Because
I was like, I say g n R or ac DC,
Like there's letters there. I second guess myself. I went
with ACDC.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's silling me live.
It doesn't matter anyway. What have we got boys?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Time for some texts?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Text time? Get your text in a four four ninety
five fifty could do it all day, any day in
the morning, night, afternoon or night.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
We love to hear it from you. Let's start from
the nine to one nine Divorced Mom Rock.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Because we were saying we're giving away tickets to kid
Rock and Nickelback and Skinnerd's gonna be at the festival.
Scannered and Maria was saying, well, why should get my
divorce dad situation going?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
And you thought, where's the divorce Mom rock?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
We have the divorced Mom Rock.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
This person says, I present Alanis Morisset.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Alana's Morrisset, pink Oh Kelly Clarkson branded, they lean, they
both lean a little poppy, but still that is some
divorce mom rock and you know whatever, I come.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, Kelly, Kelly Clarkson gets a rock not for those
Oh yeah, I got one.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I was riding back from the last Thursday with Maria
and there was a song that she was blasting.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
It's been stuck in my head. You can't ride in
my little red wagon.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I thought you were gonna say the Chicks sin Wagon
because that was my divorce like song.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Sin Wagon. Look it up once you want to get real.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Hokey with it, formerly known as the Dixie Chicks. Yes,
I thought there was a reference. I shouldn't be looking
up on internet.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
There's just the Chicks now, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
From the two to one.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
If Maria wants to sit in the shape where you're going,
you're gonna go see a Crosstown Classic this week on Saturday.
I'm we go Sunday. If Maria wants to sit in
the shade game at the game, let her. Do you
really want her to come into work Monday morning looking
like a cooked crab and a demeanor to match you
think that'll go well for you guys?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I got I feel like we'd farewell. I think she
tuck herself out. I was gonna say, doesn't a good
sunburn make you tired?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, you up'll so we buy her some Sundays. Hey, Marie,
we're gonna take care of your weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Okay, we got it too late. I already spent the money,
so that's suck. Let's see here from Carla, she says, Hey,
I got a new apartment.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I'm hoping my neighbors don't get it. Get mad at
me blaring the show. Haha, you're doing it right, Carl,
blare it. I'm mad?

Speaker 5 (48:49):
And Joe comes in. Isn't he the two hundred and
sixty seventh Pope? Wouldn't they be? Wouldn't that be the
reason for the number?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Maris? Yeah, we would get Pope has a Tops trading
card now and there's only two hundred and sixty seven available,
So yeah, that would explain why they picked that number
that seemed to obscure it first. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
You know what I love about the text is if
we miss something, they catch it and bring it back.
We full circle it here on the text, say four
four fifty.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's almost like they're fact checking us.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I like that, catch it, bring it back.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Either way, we've got your hook line and sinker on
the morning mosh pit, Gin blossoms, Hold the blossoms.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
You know, we don't need all that. Just give us
the gin.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Do you actually like Jen? Okay, that's how I find drinks?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Answer for me?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Well, no, I was concurring with Michael and that I
feel the same way as him. But Maria, how do
you feel about Jen?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Are you differently?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
You like Jam? I do like Gin?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Well, you have to have a good gin cocktail.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Let's you know how to drink gin and you have
it prepared correctly, then it's a lovely are you sure?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
You ever had a Tom Collins?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Who's that.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
About it? What a show today? Boys?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
It was quite the show. News, Oh, earth shattering news. Okay, Natella.
Next year we'll be debuting Natella Peanut, but basically we're
getting peanut butter Natella.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Okay, first of all, work is it a mix nutella?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Is it a swirl?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You've picked your nut?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
That?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Okay, I recognize. Go ahead, We're just crossed his arms
this one.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Please.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I've been known to work my way out of some nut.
You picked your nut. We have peanut butter brands already.
Why are they branching out? Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's smart.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
It's smart?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Okay, just because they have such a very specific flavor
what they're already doing, I am very intrigued to see
what they do with natella peanut.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Okay, if it's a peanut butter that's like designed specifically
to pair well with like original hazelnut chocolate spread nutella, I.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Don't even like expect that I would wanted to go
with a jelly or jam. But then go get jiff.
I get that. But if you're looking to reach other
people and you have a market over.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
The hazel nut, and you come in and everybody uses
peanut on a regular basis, jump in?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Is this a recession indicator for the peanut butter?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Crazy? I mean.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Something to contribute. We made the window open for you,
and then you gave us nothing.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I covered it like I didn't have something.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
All thoughts covered.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
First, we got lunchables that are dippable with cho With
the dippable peanut, we could going around.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
We could dip the lunch hoblet into the noon.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Hold on, hold on Natilla.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Lunchable combination cameo working together to give us the the PB.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
And J dipper that we owe.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
My has diabetes.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
And I'm okay with this as a fan of peanut butter, like.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Pick my finger, give me.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Somebody, somebody sing out.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
That's there are people that can talk to me about
these kinds of.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Back in fun to the Head, we have Rock the Country,
a festival for we the people, Kid Rock, Nickelback and
yes Skinnard And as as you should know, you're getting
qualified for a VP upgrade that will give away on Friday,
So make sure you're.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
With us at eight every day this week week the
grand prize you do?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Because it's like you're good to have legal gifts all
through the week. A minute at the end of the
week you get to have a big gift. Isn't that
just nice?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Thank you for describing a grand prize. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Okay, thanks for pissing in my cheerios.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
So I had to that's what we've been doing today.
I really didn't social media. You didn't have to do that, Yes,
I did, you know. That's how we're ending the show.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Dear listener, I wish you were here so I didn't
have to deal with these two monkam poops every single day.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
You've existed,