Maria Almost Got Kidnapped

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
West in d Scott Island. That guy loved Inner States.
I've missed you, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's the morning Marshment on Rock ninety five to five.
My name is Maria Popper and I'm back.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm Maris and I've been here.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Michael, did you say Maria Popper? I heard Maria Popper
Palmer Okay, Pop Popper.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I am like a.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
How was vacation your second vacation?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It was lovely.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know, doing Disney right back to I will say
I got sick from Disney.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Really was.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's a lot going around going on Disney.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
Okay, do you know that corporate We typically do a
fake cough in studio, but.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
You gonna take three more days off?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Oh wow, I'm.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Just gonna move my microphone next to you.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
She's she's got the whole side of the line to herself.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Now.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
We expected you to bring back good weather from Turks
and CaCO said not this.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, Well, you can't ask for the world.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
But it's good to have you back.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wow, that seems sincere.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm excited to talk about you almost getting abducted at
the airport Lighter. Yeah, you go on an entire trip
to the Caribbean too, you know, fairly looking, good looking.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Girls, fairly looking.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
And no problems at all. You get back to O'Hare airport. Yeah,
and almost get abducted. It was not a great totally insane.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I was too tired to really be phazed by it.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Okay, officer will get in.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The other car was travel day from hell, we'll get into.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's not okay. But there's also another return.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
You asked and you ass and on her returning, Oh,
say the words kids Bob tickets today at seven?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Are you going to put together a little kids Bob?
All right? Good?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
We got a kid's Bob Diddy from Maria on her
return Maria Bop Maria.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
And we also have black Keys and Gary Clark Junior
tickets range show to the Head of Soul.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yes, it's March madness. I mean it's March and the Madness.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's mad there that too. But we had a good
Chicago sports weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
It's really it's something mar some record breaking stuff going
on in Chicago sports.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, what kind of record, because that could be good
or bad.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
This time it's good.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Actually, I guess the last record we had was a
white Sox so Oh, she's a whole different record.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, well that's wrong with them with the socks not white.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
They they lost a lot of records.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
The socks were brown hard.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, it wasn't good. But also big weather report.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, big weather report coming up with it's some crazy
win last night. We'll get to that coming up next.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, but Maria, Yeah, welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Back, welcome, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh come on, No and w c HI weather with
my car Web career choice.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Mike, that's weather like today, dry and windy today.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I certainly am druy.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, it's gonna be uh mostly cloudy today for most
of the day, so I'm gonna make a little appearance
this afternoon. Windy though it's gonna feel a lot colder
than it normally would be. And there was a bunch
of wind damage last night over on the north side.
Wind damage all over kind of but a lot of
damage up on the north side.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
They even put our favorite weather reporter out there on
the street giving her weather report. She's not even in
the building, that's how bad it was. Car windshields crushed,
trees falling on cars.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
I hate to ruin you, but oh, you know she
does traffic right then?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Why was she outdoing weather. Why was she talking about
the storms?

Speaker 8 (03:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, it does whatever we need. She's in service to
her What is.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
You Fox thirty two?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We really should shout her out.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I think that's her name, Gabby. She does traffic, right, Yes,
she does traffic.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
But she was on the north side for the US.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's how bad it was. They took the traffic girl.
They put her out on the street in the north side.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Really, what she does is steal viewers hearts.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
So there's your weather, and I'm pretty excited about what
we're talking about next mass Oh.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yes, one of my favorite topics. Stadium food.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
There's a lot of new stuff and MLB has a
lot of new items.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Do we have Wrigley? Do you know what's coming to Rick?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh? Really, that's on the way.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
On Rock ninety black Keys tickets and Kids Bop tickets coming.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Up on the show today, Rocky all day.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
We got to do this all week.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes, well we have them now. Before we didn't have them.
We were just making people ask you to bother you.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
What are we supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Maris not tell, dear listener, incredible surprise we had queued
up for them.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
On Rock ninety five five, it is what it is,
because you guys bug the hell out of me.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't even think these were supposed to come to us.
I think they were, like I think we have to
give them to them.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
How could we have possibly bothered you, Maris in no.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Way, shape or form. Thank you. Let's talk about food
at the ballpark.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
You got a mop.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
We have opening day on the way State side that
is oh excite. We had the Tokyo series while you're out, Maria,
but State.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Side opening day is upon us.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
And of course these stadiums have all these great new food.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Options for you to enjoy.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
If you're going to be on the north side, get
ready for a kimchi burger, oh, tacos, chicken and waffles.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
What this up?

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Looks just like Michael's mom.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Chicken and waffles and a hiburrito sandwich, which I am
very excited about. And then when you're on the south
side over at rate Field, Comisky.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's not guaranteed right now or just right now.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
They shortened it to ray, but it's comisky and all
of our hearts. They have a celebration cake shake, strawberry cream, nachos,
and the shy Italian is just a sub sandwich.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Loaded with a bunch of meats. I heard what I said.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
There's also a loaded.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
The Celebration Day shake, by the way, is like like
birthday cake, you know, the with all the little flavors
and sprinkles at that.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's gonna be absolutely amazing.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
If you're planning to head to La to see the Dodgers,
they have a slugger, a sixteen inch jalapeno cheddar sausage
dog with corn relis white cheddar cheese, sauce, cilancho crim
and crunchy tortilla strips. If you're going to Arizona to
see the Diamondbacks, they have a filthy macfries and a

(06:55):
I'm gonna say this wrong, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
All right, Sanoran dog? Where's the word Sonoran?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's I actually don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
But between the two of you guys who all have
a hard time over the murphurs went all the way
around over, I.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Really was gonna be condescending about it, and I actually
just don't know anything.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
But it's a half pound hot dog with ranch, smoke, bacon,
pico de gayo, and mustard and mayo.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Give me that half pounder.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
And then finally, if you're heading out to see the Mariners.
They have little dumpers pork dumplings.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
What amazing little dumpers is amazing levels of marketing.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Did we go through them that came out.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
With little Dumpers on a white cords on porn hum.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Little Dumpers, pork dumplings, ice cream, nachos, And then of
course in Seattle they have sushi options at the ballpark
along with a turkey leg.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't hate any of this, but you guys want
to go to mobile.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Park to try their little dumpers, Let's do it. That's
the winner right there. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I found one more interesting one over at rate Field.
It's called the El Diablo. They're two different corn dogs.
One's called the Led Diablo, ones called the All American.
On the L Diablo, it's mozzarella, flaming hot, cheetos, sambal mayo,
and f u sauce and it's rolled there.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
That sounds like spicy.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
The All American is I mean, it is the El Diablo.
Even I know what that means. Let's Michael the Fire.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
No, no, the hot, the Devil, Oh, the Devil, the Devil, holy.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
And confidently wrong.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Try well, The All American is a Vienna, hot Dog,
frosted Flakes, ketchup in Mayo, No.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Great Field.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Fifty.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Let us know what you want to try.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I hate everything about you. Why do I love you?
Because they're hot?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh God, they're so hot. They've got to be so
hot to pull that off.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I mean, I mean, I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Mean, you hate them, but you love them. Is that
what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I understand completely.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, tumultuous.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Sometimes it's more.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Sometimes it's the more.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I mostment on rock ninety five to five. Oh, we've got.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Speaking of Reddit has a whole thread of undatable professions
and they're all on Reddit.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
I wouldn't want to date somebody that was stinky.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
If you came home from work and you were, well,
like what I'm saying, it's like, oh, yeah, I got you.
I got a chef sounds nice, But if you smell
like a Sherry's all the time of Sherry's here reference,
I don't know what that is. It's like a it's
like a breakfast place. Basically, it was a chain around
the Northwest.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
I don't know if it was out here.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
So chef is actually one of the ones that's listed
saying I have to disagree wholehearted list.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I would love for someone to cook for me regularly.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
They're not going to cook for it what they do though,
they cook at work all day.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
They I don't want to come home. And then also yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, lied to me what you want.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
There is a former chef there.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
It is social influencers.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Some of us are fun.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I know that seems like a direct attack on car influencers.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Cars and you get to like go drive cool cars
all the time. Oh yeah, if they're really hot.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It does depend on what about travel?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
This is my dream job, travel influencer, you know, just
travel around and take videos or resorts, and you.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Should pursue that. I would love for you to leave.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Baker and I assume that ties into the chef thing
as well. Stick Maker also keep really weird hours.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Because they got to be up early.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, drug dealer.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Why know, I was gonna say you would have your
stash all the time.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
You'd also be at risk is being an accomplished at
all times.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
They're bad at what they do.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
How many good drug dealers have you met?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I certainly wouldn't deal that.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
None in all my plugs.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Teachers are listed here, and they say because they're sick
all the time.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Oh yeah, I also hate their job.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
I disagree wholeheartedly, because then you get summer vacation.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Teachers are way underpaid and they gotta put up with
like I can't deal with a kid, right, just being
around a kid, I'm like, hey kind of wears me out,
thirty every day, and the stupid parents on top of it.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Like you're thirty if you have a good ratio.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Right, Yeah, these classrooms, although teachers get freaking.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Oh yeah, Michael, you said that, so under your brack
in my day.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Okay, you teachers get freaky.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Tell me about your trauma, Michael. Let's unpack this.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Let's tell you about sixty two year old missus Dodd. Oh,
my great teacher. Yeah, none of my teas DoD.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Lately, I'm seeing a lot of women on the internet
popping up.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And popping back down and right back down.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I was speaking of OnlyFans model.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Well, that would be tough. Why because every I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I don't like the idea that every person on the
world is just out there like.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sometimes they're like that even if you're not an OnlyFans model.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
So then what I know at.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Least she's making money off of it, are.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
You guys talking?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Don't get mad at her because of the fan base
is lame that there are weird nerds that will like
support that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I mean, you're not a weird nerd. If you support
an only fans model, you're out.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I called it out.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
And the final one that we're going to get to
is an Elvis impersonator. I have my own thoughts on
this one, but would you would you avoid somebody because
they were an Elvis impersonator specifically?

Speaker 5 (12:51):
What are the perks?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's not one of those things that I'm actively seeking out.
I'm gonna be honest with you. But do they break
out the rhymestones and the voice? And we might be
working with someone.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
I've never seen a female Elvis impersonator, And now I
don't want to You ain't know.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It is the.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Morning bit and we are whole once again. The Trinity
is back together.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
We're all right.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I missed you, you do.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
But so we saw two photos and I have to say,
I'm honestly very proud because you social media is so
hard on a regular basis.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
How was it it was so lovely to leave that
phone in the hotel room and not think about it
because none of my international plans that I bought work.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
So this was a happy accident.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, I wasn't gonna be on it much anyway.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
As you know, I've now vacationed twice in the past
half decade that I've been here, and both times I
haven't really done anything on my phone.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Good as you should.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
By the ways, just like a Turks and Caicos, give
me a little run down. Here's this white sand beaches.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Is really with turquoise waters resort.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I went to like a resort thing oasis at
Grace Bay.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Shout them out. They were wonderful.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
There are a lot of island cats, made a lot
of friends.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
And that's where I was.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
I thought, you meant other women like island cats.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
There's a lot of yeah you cool cat.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
And that's where I got worried because you're just petting
all these feral islands.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Please okay, Well they have been firing. Yeah, well, you know,
you got to maintain your territory.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I understand it.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
And then they see you as like, ah, that's the
one she's here for, the queen.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Our queen cat.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
You saw her in.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
The clouds waiting for your arrival.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
At one point, it was in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm outside on our patio and Ashley, who was vacationing
with me, bops her head out and it's.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Like, God, damn Maria, because I was sitting there with
an island cat on my lap. I have brought them
onto our patio. It was on the first floor. It
was fine, but man, it was a good time.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I tortured myself and got a petticure, so that one's out.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Okay, Oh yeah, you hate the feting huh.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, it turns out here's the other thing, because dear Michael,
as I said before, I've only vacationed twice in the
half decade that I've been here, so I really don't
know how to relax.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Are you counting Orlando?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
No, that was work, Okay, I thought you meant those two.
I was like, wow in two weeks.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I went to mary Old last year at the end
of the year and then did this one.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
But yeah, so I don't know how to relax.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I really like my job, so I get a lot
of relaxation on my day today.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I'm very privileged in let me.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
But that's the great part about working with the people
that are right here.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Indeed, except for Michael.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, did you get laid? I mean, I know you
guys were talking about that when we were a Disney.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I lit down for two street weeks. Let me tell you, buddy,
And it was marvelous.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
To find some island dogs than any man.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
When you're going on vacation. I mean, that's something. As
a single lady, I.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Wanted to relax, so I didn't deal with men.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Did you guys get your massages? Your two people? Did
you get umbles massages? You and Ashley?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oh my god, Okay, we did.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Now we're talking what a time.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
At one point there's like a stretching portion of it.

Speaker 10 (16:40):
It turns out I don't really stretch, so she's like,
touch your toes.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm like I'm drying, and she blushes on my back.
I'm like, that's not how stretching works. Then at one
point she takes me by.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
The wrists, Marrison, Michael by the wrists and puts my
wrists over my head.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
What kind of message did I don't know, this sounds kinky.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
It was she she's underneath me, she's and she takes
her two feet again.

Speaker 11 (17:13):
I'm on top of her and she puts it like
right above my hips in my lower back, so my
wrists are here. I'm fully stretched over this woman and
she starts like going like this.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
To stretch on.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Airplane, and literally she sets me back up.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
And I said it was a visual response I had
no control over and I just said out.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Loud, what are we which luckily she didn't hear. I
tipped her HAFTI leaf.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
I was going to say, but it felt good, right, sorry,
like physically, Yeah, I realized that is.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
An interesting massage to be underneath you and lifting you
up and pushing on your low I mean, it sounds fun.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
I would love to see the massage therapist that could
do that with me me too.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
It would be a dude Randy Savage.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Give As Maria is back, something else has returned as well.
The return of Kids Bop is merely minutes away.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You say it, you can't fight it, you have to
say I.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Have to say it.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Yes, your Kids Bob giveaway is all the way on
Rock ninety.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Five to five Dragula, just not in front of the
school children. It's the morning mosh pit on rocks. My gosh, yeah, sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
All before kids bop tickets.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Oh oh my Michael Jordan, Michael mouth because I was
ready to talk, I close it. No, Michael Jordan, mansion
buyer is now for major problems with the property. We
told you earlier this year that someone had finally bought
the Michael Jordan mansion.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Where is that app is a Highland Park.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
It's north Yeah, in a very rich neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Twenty nine million dollars on the market for twenty nine million,
ended up dropping the price down to fourteen point eighty nine.
The guy bought it, guy named John Cooper, and he
was going to turn it into a sort of time
share where people.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Would share it.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
You.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Oh yeah, this thing.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
You could come there for a week a year and
blah blah blah on that ri is Highland Park Cooper, Damn,
I'm good. Here's some I'm just gonna from my finger
nails on my shirt real quick.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Now.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Cooper's facing a series dilemma following the purchase of the mansion.
He has been struggling to find a tenant to move
into the house, being forced now to discount the rent.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
So we're good to go, you guys, discount the rent.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah, you guys want to move in.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
What is the discount too?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Property was originally listed in the rental market for two
hundred and thirty thousand dollars a month. Okay, it has
been dropped now to one hundred and fifty thousand a month.
Oh sure, that's actually in the grand scheme of things,
an enormous drop. I mean, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
It's a normous drop. But that's also my condo.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yeah, here's what I think about this.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
It's fine, and it's great, and this Michael Jordan's old
house and it's super cool.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
But even you got to fill it up.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
You have to buy furniture, you have to have people
to clean it, you have to have someone to take
care of the pool. Yeah, I mean, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
You're telling me that, in the times of sky high
inflation and terrible housing markets, we're having an issue with
renting an incredibly expensive house.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
The thing of it is for me, if I got
into that house to rent or anything, You're coming with me, Michael.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Of course, Maria, you're gonna be there too. I could
get w g C I Morning Show is going to
be there the kiss morning.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
That would be the coolest thing.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Everybody in this building is going to be cohabitating, and
we're going to hire a TV crew to make it
worth our while.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I heard Media's headquarters is in the Michael Jordan's house
and corporate too.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
For you.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Make it happen in fifty thousand a year, Somebody do
the math and text us.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
How many people would you need to make that lace
about it?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Now?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Just opt out of that.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Now here's a bit only.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Aymares, Yes, Maria, what do you have today? For the fuck?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
I heard? We have Black Keys tickets that's later in
front to the head.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
That's what it is.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
I heard. There's something else right now? The time has come?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
The time is it?

Speaker 12 (21:30):
Four pack of Kids Bop tickets for Kids Bop Lives,
Certified Bop Tour, Certified.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Bop Credit Union, one Amphitheater is where this party is
going to be on Friday, August fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I should go.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
As a person who doesn't have kids. What is the
kids Bop? Can somebody?

Speaker 6 (21:54):
Kids Bop is basically them taking the most popular pop songs,
rock songs, hip hop songs and having.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Kids sing them in make less vulgar manners.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
That's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's rated G songs. It's for kids. If you would
like an example.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
You will absolutely have Maria Bop on the way. So
not only are you getting a four pack of the
return of Kids Bop tickets, Maria's got a special rendition
of a kids Bop song that you will enjoy A
four four nine five ninety five fifty Collerton. I'll say

(22:30):
it again because I know you're so excited. Eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty Kids Bop Tickets
are back in the morning, mosh Pit Rock ninety five
to five? Are we speaking with Greg?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
How?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah? Gregory?

Speaker 8 (22:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Greg? Do have kids?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
No found to get weird?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
So grandkids, niece's, nephews, anything.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
I got to.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
All right, okay, all right, all right, So Greg, Greg,
you're in line for the Kids Bob tickets for Kids
Bop Live Certified Bop Tour that's going down August fifteenth.
But before we get there, Maria has put together a
very special kids Bop original for you.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Greg, You're gonna hate it.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Keep holding on to the monkey bars, don't drop. He
decideed the play ground as quick sad, hang with the nerds.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Share the gossip that you've heard play you.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Long, use nice words, and you'll be best es.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
This might be my favorite.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
That's right. My friendship will warm my heart. It's time.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
To head to.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Lunch now, Oh my god, Square pizza way.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
My shoes are undone. My shoes are undone. I'll be late.
My shoes are undone. Use ba me ears and double knots.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Way just like peta way, and soon I antiso by.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
My shoes will be done. Velcrow, so strong, so done a.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Care Maria your voice halfway through?

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Maria, Greg, would you give us your feedback on the
first Maria Bop.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Of the week? The first Maria.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Wow, Okay, I worked really hard, Greg. I'm sorry that
you don't understand art.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Well. Greg, And you're still going to kids Bob.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
You get to take your nieces and nephews for a
great time Friday, August fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
You are going to take your nieces or nephews.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Right, great nieces there you yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Greg, Frank's great nieces.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Now here's the key part here. Because I only have
a limited number of kids Bop tickets for everyone else
that thinks they want to bug me for kids Bop
tickets all week? Took him go to Livenation Dot com
and get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Who is Maris social media ATGCI dot com.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I find it discomforting.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
That one thing counts as five.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
You're welcome, Welcome back to Mariam Saturday sad news. As
George Foreman did pass away, he remembered as a two
time world heavyweight champion and Olympic gold a list, a
boxing icon known for his powerful punches and a remarkable
comeback that he saw to reclaim the heavyweight title at
the age of forty five. And let's not forget Yeah,

(26:11):
the George Foreman grill was making this man five million
dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
We love a tilted Panini press.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
A month a month.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
I thought you were going to say a year. That's insane. Yeah,
So did you have one?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I did?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
I had one? Did you have one? Maria?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, in recent years because I thought it was a
Panini press and then they were like, that's a George
Foreman girl, Like, this is a Panini press tilted. I
was thinking of a similar idea. Let's put a toaster
on a diagonal and see how much money we can
get for that.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I was gonna say that's a toaster of.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Him, but no, no, that would be horizontal.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I said, diagonal blizzards are going to be eighty five
since this week, as Dairy Queen is celebrating eighty five years,
they did well.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Their nature's gotten cheap. It open for five cents.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Dairy Queen opened back in nineteen forty and you only
have one week to enjoy eighty five cent blizzards. But
you do have to make a purchase of a dollar
within the Dairy Queen app.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
A dollar eighty five Okay.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Bezos, I'm really racking it up there. Bouncers would now
be like like to be known as ejection technicians.

Speaker 13 (27:29):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I love myself an ejection.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
British woman who was the first female bouncer fifty seven
years old, wants to redefine the position, saying that bouncer
has too many harsh conotones to it, thinking of people
with gorillas with huge arms, and thinks that ejection technicians
is going to be a much better way to position
the position.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
You want to know how I know it isn't You've
still been referring to her as a bouncer this entire time.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Oh no, this is this is not It hasn't sunk
in yet and it won't charity. If you're looking for
cheaper options or an easier plan with door dash, you
could now do a buy now, pay later plan.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
My god, I meant to bring this up with.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Klarna of working with door dash.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
If you can't get it all at that time to
pay in full, you can set up an account with
Klarna and do four easy payments.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Can I tell you how much money you're going to
rack up after doing Uber eats over and over at
the end of a month. You are going to be
screwed when that bill comes. It's a bad idea for
people with no self controlling this.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
It seems like maybe not a good sign of things
to come.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Putting your food on credit.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Have you considered financing?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
You can't afford fast food, We'll finance it for you.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
This is a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You can afford the fast food. If he didn't get
it through door Dash, Dave Randy just shot himself.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Finally, a pilot had to return to lax while on
the way to Shanghai because he forgot his passport.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Oh that sucks.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, so the whole flight had to be diverted back.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I get off.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
If you didn't have his passport, how do you get
on the plane? Wouldn't they stop him at the airport?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
These are questions for Lax.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Okay, God knows.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Say.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Let Miley Cyrus just hop right off the plane at
Lax with a dream.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
And her Oh, for God's sake, Jesus, sorry, speaking of airports, Maria,
you had a little situation at O'Hair.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Hey, I did not wait to hear this story.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
It gets a.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Little dangerous out there. Boys.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
She goes on vacation for a whole ass week with
another pretty girl on an island in the Caribbean where
people are getting abducted left.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
And right, and you almost get taken it over hair.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
It seems like maybe a little stereotype of the Caribbean.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
There's the Teas of the Tees and we'll have it
next on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station, coming up
with Fun to the Head Black Keys. Tickets up for
grabs And I've been waiting for this story since you
were gone, Maria, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I count this as a near death experience, Oh jeez,
not because it was one. But because I'm dramatic, all right,
I had a travel day from hell that ended up
in a crime.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
There's not okay, So I'm trying to leave Turks and keikos.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
They get us on the plane and we sit there
for an hour and a half as the cabin just
becomes steamier and steamier, not in like a fun sexy way, yeah,
then in like a sweaty way.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Ac wasn't working and something was happening where like an
engine was overheating. So then after an hour and a
half just sitting on tarmac, they're like, okay, we have
to deplane you at.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Least you got that, So they.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Do play in us.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I go and get me a drink at the bar.
Wait for another hour and a half, and then all
of a sudden, they're like, get on the.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Planke get on the plane right now.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Like legitimately, they're like, okay, now we're boarding, and now
it's the final call for boarding.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
And I was like, I haven't even paid for my meal.
I couldn't even get the service. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
We get back on the plane. We finally get home.
At this point, me.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And Ashley, my roommate slash best friend, We're like okay,
I just want to be home. I'll want to be
home right now.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
She's like, you want to order an Uber and I
was like, no, I'm not gonna sit here and try
to coordinate with an uber outside o hair when they
have a line of taxis outside just waiting to pick
us up. So I'm like, we're just gonna get in
a taxi. I don't care how much it costs, and
we're gonna go straight home. I get outside terminal, I
make eye contact with the first taxi driver I see
in that lineup.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I go.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I point to him, I go, you taxi and he's
like yeah, and I'm like, great, two of us right now.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
And he's like you're fine with the black car and I.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Was like, I guess, I give you money, you take
me home and.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
But it wasn't an Uber, Michael, just a regular taxi.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
He yes, so and he's like yeah, great, and I
tell him where we're going. He's like dope. As we're
has he starting to pull.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Out, some other random guide comes up to the car
and just starts shouting at him in a different language.
Didn't know what the hell he was saying, and we.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Were like, what was that? And the guys just kind
of like brushes it off. He was like, oh, so
like crazy guy.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
And I was like okay, and he was like yeah,
they like you're supposed to be like at the front
of line to pick people up or whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's like, okay, whatever, let's just go home.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So we're about to get out of the terminal before
we get onto like the highway where it takes you out,
and we see these.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Two cop cars just coming.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Down terminal out of nowhere, but like they're kind of
parallel to us.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
But then our car starts pulling over anyway. We're like,
why are you pulling over now?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
When those cops are all the way on the other
side and like sideways to us.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
They're not behind you or anything. People's over.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Next thing, we know, both cop cars are right to
the side and one like right kind of in front
to keep him from going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
The cops get out. They come up to the door,
they open the door.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
They're like all right, ladies, you got to get out,
and we're like what what we do? Say sir, I
want to go home, and they're like, yeah, this isn't
a real taxi and we were like sh.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
And they're like yeah, this is a fake cab.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
They get our bags out there, like go back and
line and get a real marked taxi.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
And we're like, oh, wait.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
So you got in a car that wasn't marked with
a taxi thing on it.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He didn't have a taxi thing on it, but he
did have like he had like the meter kind of
deal looked very real.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Okay, so when you went there, was there a line
of other people getting taxis?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yes, so you was in the lineup.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, you were in line.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
To get a taxi, like there were other people, like
other people trying to get out.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Wouldn't other people trying to catch a taxi?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Like I literally left. There's like
when you get out of the terminal, they have a
line of the taxis. You walk right outside and there's
like you know, and.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
A taximan wasn't there to kind of assure you be
like hey you hear you, hear you hear him?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
That time she was ready to get home. Yeah, this
guy thought he was in for a hell of a weekend.
Oh look at those pretty girls.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
And then then we got the next taxi.

Speaker 13 (34:09):
I was like you are a taxi and he's like yeah,
I'm like, and you're a real certified taxi and he
was like, yes, it says taxi on my car and
I was like, cool, I just want to go home.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
And not be trafficked.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
On the other car.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Was just don't say anything.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Yeah, damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, you guys, she was the car.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Knows where that could have went?

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay, So I googled it because I did catastrophize a
little bit. I was like, did I almost get taken?
Because I don't have a Liam Neeson to save me.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
William Mason, if you're available, hello, I can be a
damsel in distress. I would love to get in a
fake taxi for Ilium, but it seems like what they
just do is charge exorbitant rates. I'm like, they won't
let you out of the car until you paid, like
a scam.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
He could have been. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I like to think all bad.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
You know, I mean, like he wasn't there, honest.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
You go to like unlock the car doors and they're
like the unlock is like sharpened into like a razor
and they can't You can't get it open.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Child.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
It was like a saw game.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
But I'm happy that they got him to get you
out to get you here.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
It shouldn't be bad that he didn't offer me a
booster seat. Oh my goodness, that was up to no good.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
He didn't want me to be safe from where my
seatbelt correctly. He didn't even care about my well being.
And I got and speaking of dumb, that's the morning
mash bit on rock Welcome.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
What do we got boys sport?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
It's marching, it's mad I lived.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
It was a very busy, uh madness weekend.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Our first buzzer beater last night?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
What your first?

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Why?

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Buzzer a beater?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I've never thought of it like that until your forties
were for some one buddy.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Colorado State coming out or not coming out?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Oh, Colorado State almost on the game for the town.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I just moved from Fort Collins, Colorado. The only thing
going on there is Colorado State University. So it's fun
to watch that game last night because all these these
kids that she's I am old. When I'd say college kids,
I think of children.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Now you're older than them.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
So it was a great game, back and forth, back
and forth against Maryland. Yes, Maryland won three seconds left.
Maryland's big freshman shows up just bodies the Colorado State
guy out makes the basket and they win. Yes, it
was an incredible game.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
It was a great game that I missed and I'm
sad I was sleeping for that one.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Alabama beat the piss out of Saint Mary too.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Man, some of these teams are just so much better
than the other teams.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
She was a line And I also lost to Kentucky
in the second round. And hopefully your rackets are decently
in shape right now.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I know mine isn't. I'm not doing well right now.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's hard to cope in your brackets not in shape
very much.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
So how about the Bulls.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Big win, dude, big win over the Lakers yesterday, And
Matt has had one of the best plays I've seen
in a long time over Luca and I was just.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Like wow, and it was over Luca. Yeah, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
It was just.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
A good game because Matt has had a good game,
Kobe White had a good game, Giddy had a good game,
and I was shocked and then only to find out
the Blackhawks showed up.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
The Blackhawks, it seems like haven't won a game forever.
They're officially eliminated from the playoff race, but they brought
in new coach of the Bears, mister Johnson, mister big
swing in Johnson last night to ring the horn or
blow the horn before the game started.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
And the black Hawks put up seven goals.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
That's like, just in general, seven goals is a little ridiculous.
But to see them come out over the over Philadelphia
and do that.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
And then the Chicago Fire, how are they doing?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Undecated to start the season beating Vancouver three to one
on Saturday. We got a hot team that's playing over
at Soldier Field, not named the Bears.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm talking about the Fire, so.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Because they're hot, good fire.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Jesus.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
How fun is it to have good sports news? Yes,
it's so fun.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
It's very strange. But I did miss all your puns.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I missed talking sports, you know with you guys sports,
missing the way.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
They do stuff with the ball, the ball or across
a line.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Now logan, it's not kids, go not after I said
it like that. Es.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
This is the black Keys, No Rain, No Flowers Tour
at Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerley Island coming to town
on September three.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Gary Clark Junior is going to be on this show.
As well.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I might be more excited to see Gary Clark is
gonna say it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
But also what a wonderful blues rock show.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Yeah, it's such a rock and roll. It's a great
Tandem'm gonna be an amazing one. And we have this
up for grabs for you with Fun to the Head.
It's a trivia game where we shoot each other with
nerve darts if we answer questions wrong and we have
all three people back, yeah, for you to choose from.
So if you want to win, eight four four Oh.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
My, I'm not kidding. I pulled the gun from my hip.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
I turned around and just pulled the trigger and it
hit her right between the Wow, my boy, my skills
are pressed.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
I'm pressed.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Wow that is nuts.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Let's see if you shoot that well during the game
eight four four ninety five fifty. If you want these tickets,
you better be call her ten rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Are we speaking with Melissa? Oh, we can hear it,
and we're excited to have you on the phone.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Melissa on the morning marsh Pit with Maria and Maris
and Michael like when it works out.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yes, we've made we made.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
The quad here and squares.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Like that.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
So yes, Now you got to pick one of us too.
Oh wow, you fit in a little too well. But yes,
you got to pick one of us to answer questions
for you to get those Black Keys tickets.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Who is it today? Okay, okay, all right, right, are
we ready? I'm going to do my best.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Question one, Maris is in the scope.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
You have to get this correct?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
All right?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
What is it a head shot?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Where did Curry originate?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
India?

Speaker 13 (40:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
There we go in.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
It got you one, It got you onegger finger here?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Okay? What movie franchise? Parody? Is horror films in a
comedic way? Come on? They parody?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I know, I know, I know horror movies.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
I know it's The Wayne's Brothers and Anna Faris.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
They're horror movies. Another word for like horror could be.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
What I know it's based off the Scream because I'm
seeing it.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
But oh my god, Jesus, come on.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I don't got it?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yes you do, come on?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Oh what horror movies?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
They're horror movies?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
God, yes, I know, they're horror movies.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Scary movie.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Franchise, scary movie franchise, scary.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Movie about that? You know, like a horror movie of
the Yes, I guess scary move.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I got what you were doing. It's just.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Got shot with that nurse.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I'm sorry, Melissa.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
I like Melissa Heley.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Antagonize your player, Melissa. Good. Question number three, let's go.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Who does Linda Hamilton play in the original Terminatory?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
She's confident she shouldn't. Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
What's my favorite?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
The girl?

Speaker 8 (42:38):
I know? Girl?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Not the hold on?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Do you want to phone a friend?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yes? What is it? Yes?

Speaker 8 (42:50):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
She saved your ass man and therefore her own Melissa,
you are your own soldier today.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You really are doing all the work today, Melissa.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Oh my god, I know you got my back.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
I know you got me.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I gotta at least get this last one for you.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
You're gonna get this, all right.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
You want to know why, because I already discussed it off.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
What date is Easter on this year?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Rolled up a that one because the easter happens.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
To land on and we're all going to rise for
this one. Oh my gosh, I don't even feel confident
saying congrats Melissa, because you carried this one.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Nourse.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
I really appreciate this Mariam Michael, thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Where I tell you out.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Are we practicing at home? Because if we're practicing at home,
I don't appreciate this. Nobody told Maria just got me
right in the bridge of my glass. My glasses. We're
protecting them, Melissa. But you're going to see the Black Keys,
Gary Clark Junior.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yes, shoes on the other foot wasn't great.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
It wasn't great.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
They will be at Huntington Bank Pavilion on September third.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
You have a person to take with you for this one, Melissa.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh my gosh, I'll take you. Very generous considering he
did not win.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
You these tickets.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
No, it was a team effort, and the team we
got a party together and that is what we will
do with the Black Keys.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Everybody else, go get your.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Tickets on sale right now at livenation dot com.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
As technology and especially artificial intelligence advances, we draw ever
nearer to what we're on Rock ninety five to five
sous and inevitable Human versus Robot War, And we have
news from the front.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Next news the front on the inevitable human Robot.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
War and it's getting scary out there.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Oh, a new robot named Aletta has been programmed to
draw blood more efficiently and with less pain than experienced
when humans are.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Drawing the blood. God, I tell you what, I'm not
gonna Aletta touch me.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I don't need a vampire robot in my life right now.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
The last time I got blood, they had to try
to find my vein like four times.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
That is unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I'm not convinced you have any blood in you.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Aletta uses infrared light to locate the veins, sprays the
patient's arm with alcohol to clean it, and then an
AI driven probe inserts the needle into the vein and
collects blood into tubes.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
It's going to be way more efficient than a human.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Efficiency is all fun in games until the robot draws
even more.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Blood than you were into pity, you have no idea
because there's no pain.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
It is suddenly they have extra bags of blood to
feed into the cyborgs that they'd be creating.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
On Oh no, to build their army made.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
I don't like this, so that they went in. This
was news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot wall.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Candlebox. That's what they called me in college.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it was freaky.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
No? But I don't really know what else.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
So it's the morning mosh pit on rocketninety five five boys?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Is everything okay? Over there?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Built the water?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I didn't see what
was going on.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
It's just on the counter here. Yeah, but it happened
right before we turned the microphones on.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah we didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Can we get some paper towels up in here so
that the technology continues working and we can be on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Luckily it's on the like the edge here. It didn't
go on quick meant, which is all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
You know, let's do let's not get him in trouble.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I guess Rock report, that's my fault.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Kiss Kiss?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Did you hear that Gene Simmons had to cancel his
entire stupid tour, the one.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That he was going to make people pay to be
a roadie.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
On twelve thousand dollars to be his roadie?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Ridiculous? Crazy, I can't believe that tour was struggling.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Well, guess what.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Kiss has announced their first show back since their farewell.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Tour, which was what twelve months ago?

Speaker 5 (47:28):
It's like, yeah, it's like not even it was like
five they say.

Speaker 13 (47:31):
Quote.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
In celebration of Kiss Army's fiftieth anniversary and the thirtieth
anniversary of the first Kiss Fan Convention, Kiss Army Storms
Vegas will take place at the Virgin Hotels in Las
Vegas November fourteenth through the sixteenth.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Okay, this guy cannot stop getting money.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Well, clearly he can, given that he tried to do
a tour and that's a gay.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
I didn't go, but that's true, I guess.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Yeah, And he's begging his fans to pay to work
for him.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
So absolutely insane. Gene Simmons out here trying to do
the same thing. If you had tickets to the previous show,
which was going to come through pretty close to us,
you can get them back at the point of purchase.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Try it again the point of purchase.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
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Speaker 8 (48:26):
Yeah, Volcanic, Yeah, yes, all the rocks are five breezy
and cloudy today, So I'm gonna peek through a little
bit later.

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marsh pitt is on Marris, what.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Do you got. We've all been flying a lot lately.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, from flapping.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I missed you missed you? I missed you? Are you?
Are you? Guys? Comfortable flyers? Like, do you ever get
like the rumbley tom bleeze or anything?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I get like a little bit of anxiety. I hope
the plane lands.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
And somebody's kicking the back of my seat. I'm gonna
be upset.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
And you got to make sure they got extra ginger
ale on the plane just in case.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
It's amazing, especially if you're hungover.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Now imagine being constipated.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Oh and you're stuck in the stall for the better
part of twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
So you're trying to work, all right, Yes you're working.
It's not that bad though, twenty minutes better than diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Okay, great.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
It got to the point where the flight attendants went
to the passenger's friend guest, like, hey, can you.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Check on your friends?

Speaker 5 (49:39):
So they yell through the door and he's good.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
It's like all right.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
So another ten minutes goes by, and then the pilot
comes back and goes, hey, man, you got to wrap
it up.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
What if he's like crowning, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Sometimes you don't The option in labor right in.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
The middle of the the plane is also like a
very awkward situation because you only have like maybe four
depending on how big the plane is, and you're clearly
taking up prime real estate and to be in there
for thirty minutes, just like I feel for you.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I know, like we've been there before.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
But there are three more most planes, if are you
talking about bathrooms? Yeah, most planes I've been on have two,
one of the front, one of the back.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
No, there's two you get like them in pairs. There's
two in the back, two in the middle too, in
the front.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
If you're like planes, are you likely No, The bigger
planes have more bathrooms to accommodate for more people, So
I don't. It doesn't say how many were on here.
But now the gentleman is suing. He's suing United for
getting kicked out of the bathroom early, and I feel.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
That to co team this guy.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, yeah, oh oh oh.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
I just think there's there's a time, and there's.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
A setting opinion, Please, Michael.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I take a lot of I love a good sit
down and text and get stuff done in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
But there there's a time limit. But you gotta be
respectful of other people.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You don't always have the option.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
He could have just held it. I mean what he
was already doing.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
That he clearly couldn't have. Otherwise he wouldn't be in
that bathroom.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
It is a it is an opportune time with not
much to do. I will give him.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That isn't that bad. And also there are three other
bathrooms at.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Least, so it gets worse.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
The pilot then forced the door open.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Yeah, so here we go.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
That's not what are you gonna do? Pull the poop
out of his butt?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I'm gonna throw the poop at him like a monkey.
Pilot starts coming through that door. I'm digging in the toilet,
visual monkey.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I'm gonna know which one would you like? The little
ones that has diapers on.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
One of woman's a big blue ass.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
So yes, the gentleman who got pulled off the toilet
and his friend were and handcuffed and escorted off the
plane when they landed to where they were.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, because the guy couldn't poop.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Yeah, And that's ridiculous, And they were they're both suing,
so they should.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
They both are suing.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
What are they suing?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Four?

Speaker 6 (52:15):
That's not what they may get. They were treated unfairly.
They also claimed that the pilot talked about them being
Jewish and made anti Semitic remarks.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Well, are in big trouble now, also a United Airlines
just settle stuff like this. They probably know this isn't
going to court.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Why was the pilot even involved?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I don't Maybe he had to poop, that's my thought.
He needed to use the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Pilots not have their own like special quarters.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
So no, and you could just because it's again, it's
the front in the back of the plane.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
And if you only got two, you only got two.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
There are three more backs.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
It depends on the size of the plane.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
The man pinch a loaf in Peace.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
The Deaf Leopards song on Rock ninety five to five
of the Weird Tom Cruise musical Can't Hurt You, but
Marris can hurt Michael.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
What is going on?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Maris was telling us, He was like, all right, here
we go, and he goes to turn the mics on
and I just talk right through it like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Oh, surprise, surprise, you didn't take your cue.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Who could have anticipated that on the morning mash Bip,
what do we have?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I don't like that either, Robert Chicken.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
It's text time, Baby.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Maria's back. It's a wild day. I can't believe it's
nine freaking thirty. Already flies when we're having fun, sure does,
and the text messages coming in wild and crazy eight
four four ninety five fifty from the eight one four.
I have ten years of auditing phlebotomy. Pretty happy I

(53:48):
got those two words right?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah? And what's phlebotomy?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Michael working with blood? Taking blood?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
So right?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
A big part there.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
There's more, There's a.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Lot more here. I have ten years of auditing flebotomy.
It's an art, not a science. Who do not want
robots judging depth and hoping it hits a vein instead.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Of an artery.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
So I have jumping veins kind of like you do.
And every time I go to give blood veins, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Called jumping veins.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Basically when they try to do it, your veins move
around and so they're like chasing them down sort of.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Mind you too. I call them rolling veins. I've never
heard jumping veins like Mexican jumping.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Veil and some people roll, some people jump.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
Yeah, So I just warned them ahead of time and
they're like, oh, I know what to do. I got
you in the best phlebottomists there straps me in. It's
just like I got this two hits. Yeah, you just
let them know ahead of time and then go that's
a carry.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
They always mark it with their fingernail on me.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
They're like, okay, we're going to go right there, there's
a marker.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Well, they don't have one where I gonails.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
A little indun and then they go right in.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
To where the blood is, of course.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
And then I have myself a little male practice loss,
just my back pocket in case I need it.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
In case insurance doesn't come through.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Oh my god, I can always text us eight four
four nine fifty from the eighty four to seven.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Here's a random question.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
When you guys go out and about are you recognized
more from people seeing your face.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Or hearing your voice?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Great question, not at all.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, same the people who have walked up on me,
they are scarce. Just the voice.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
You got a great voice.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
The only way I ever get recognized is because wow,
you're really tall.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Taking my head sticking up form a mile away.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
They go, are you Maria Palmer Radio? And I go,
I am. I am Maria Palmer Radio.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
I like your full Instagram.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
That's what they say every time.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Becky from Lansing love Becky, she loves hockey. The black
Hawks scored a touchdown for Ben Jonson. There we go
seven goals last night.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
And it was a football score seven or three?

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Yeah, great, that was beautiful. Sorry, six to three?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Oh from the six to three to oh. That was
a roller coaster ride of a story. And I'm very
happy to hear that. Apparently the angry, yelling taxi guy
potentially helped prevent a crime or maybe multiple. We're talking
about Maria almost getting abducted at the airport.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I think that that's true because I think that that
is the guy that alerted the cops.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I think you want to be like
Clay guys.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Go over there for anybody that missed it real quick.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh yeah, I was getting in what I thought was
a taxi out of O'Hare just to go home. It
turns out it was not a real taxi. It was
just a random car in the taxi line. It wasn't
being dumb about it. I was being kind of smart,
so was he.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
He was in the tax line, but the cops had
to stop the car and take you guys out.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Of that car into that chicken stop it.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
I just think that's the craziest story now.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
But like, and that's why whenever.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Whenever I do decide to catch a taxi, I go,
I find him, I make eye contact, and I wait
for him to go, hey, go to that one down there,
and he points to me because they have, yeah, slips
if they have to hand off to.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Make them back fine though of course it was that's
the move.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Yeah, he did everything that he was trying to do
to make that disappear so scary.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
And we were talking about how the guy that bought
Michael Jordan's mansion, the big, huge mansion that he was
going to turn into a timeshare. If you want to
live there and pay the one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars a month, you've got to get sixty people to
pay twenty five hundred a months.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
You think we can find sixty people, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Michael, you don't have any friends that relies on me
and Marres.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
We got to find thirty. Eh. I'll know about that
wo had like a hole.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Damn there just like no agriflex. Then it's the morning
mash been on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Gentlemen, I want.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
To score that one, Maris. Are we still scoring jokes?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
I was gonna say, we'll bring it back tomorrow, Okay.
I wanted to make sure that we got to settle.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
In because Marinate, she has no return.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
He has marinate.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I want you to marinate in.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
That goal is what we can do now.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I just got well, if there's like a whole, I
got a question for you bout I'm thinking I had
to tomorrow's show, and I'm trying to think out what
we have to give away.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Michael. We have talked about it.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Now let the boy prince speak.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I mean, he's a just god.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
I know that we have black Keys tickets, but there
was something else. I just can't seem to remember off
the top of my head what it was.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Do you know what else?

Speaker 6 (58:29):
It's kids bought about it seven times.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
It's back right.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
I think the bo people hurt us and brought it back.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Kids.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
It's a sublime.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Demand thing heard.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
If you ask for it, we will try to get
it for you.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
And we got it the rest of this week, go
have fun with your kids.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And that also means that at the end of the
week you get a montage of all the cursed kids
bought that I do on Rockney five five