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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you want to destroy my sweater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Crop it it's not cropped up week two twenty five,
but isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Now's the time?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, no kidding toat out ninety six or something.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You'll tell us all about that later. Probably we'll get
into the weather that's coming up for tomorrow, Todd and
the rest of the week. But how would you do
to beat the heat this weekend? Anything fun? I stayed indoors.
I looked out at the park at one point and
there's no one out there. It looked like apocalypse. I
was like, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, we sit directly in front of our acy units
and we let it blow at us while we drink
freezing cold old styles from the fridge and hope that
it helps.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It doesn't, we hope.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
One thing I'm learning is that if you want to
get a spot at the pool, you gotta go early.
You gotta put your towel on your chair. Yeah, because
people go out. They are waiting as they unlock the
door to get out to the pool. And I haven't
even been able to go out. Every time I go
down there, it's like packed.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This is such a first old problem. It's so much
effort to get ready to go to the pool. I agree,
slash the beach.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You got a sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You gotta change into completely different clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You got to make sure you have the right shoes
that you can wear at the bull deck, but also
take off because you can't do so.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's so much sunglasses, hats, mentally preparing myself for kids
everywhere and loud noises, and at that point I'm out
no sand.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
If there are children and they're happy, get it away
from me. Good morning, it's the morning mush, but I'm
rocking ninety five to five. My name's Maria Palmer. Him,
Michael Maris is not here today. We assume he's got
the poops. Good luck out there.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Buddy, it's still it's too hot for that pop is drooping.
I will get you caught up on what's going on
with weather coming up next and also coming up this hour.
Tops a shot a giant catfish, those attacking people.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh my god, Nave Candles shook right.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
W HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
What what what?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Whats? Yeah, it's gonna be just like it was all weekend,
So don't get you sitny, cool down ninety two to
the high sunny, humid before it starts to cool down
a little bit later this week. Still gonna have highs
in the eighties, but that's better than highs in the nineties.
Heat index today one hundred and eight degrees. No, as
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we continue to be under an extreme heat chafe and warning.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Do you know if you're gonna good for advisor, you're
warning shafe and warning.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I wasn't true either, but yeah, it's gonna be a
hot one today. It's already like almost eighty degrees out there,
So you know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't like this heat index thing. It's one away,
it's ninety two. There's wind chill, there's humidity. It's like taxes,
you know what I mean, Like when you something says
three to ninety nine, then you get to the counter
joke said to you it's actually four twenty two, or
if you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Live in the city, six fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Just tell us, just tell us what tim mature it
is and tell us how much things cost.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Stop lying, Oh my god, Maria, what there's a fish catfish? Oh?
Attacking people. Oh police had to shoot it. Oh it's
a big boy.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh I can't wait to hear about it. And I
said earlier, I was like Neve Campbell will be shook.
That's the wrong Nave, Neve Shulman. You don't even know
what I'm talking about, no clue. This is a different
era of MTV for you. But MTV's Catfish I have
a big influence on my life. All right, Okay, we'll
discuss coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Usually they have to keep us separated.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But Maris isn't here today, So.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Maria Palmer and our boy Mikey.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, forced to be in a room together today on
the morning mash bit.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How are you feeling. I'm trying to stay focused.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Through the threaten, threat through the threatens, through the threats.
Go on, tell us about the catfish.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
An aggressive fish over two meters long, injured at least
five swimmers in a swimming lake in the Bavarian district
of Wisenbird. So it is a creamfield fish.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Police officer finally shot the giant catfish with his service pistol,
as the police reported. According to officers, the animal weighed
almost ninety kilograms. Well all right, hold do they have teeth?
How many pounds as ninety kilograms? This is even it's
detail mirror. Wait a minute, oh, that's legit. One hundred
and ninety eight pounds.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Whoa two pound off fish?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Damn. I thought I was gonna say, like four pounds
or something. He's just run around biting people. Now this, Yeah,
this guy was a messing people up, biting kids so
they do bite. Yeah, but would you eat a human? No,
I don't think. Sorry, I sound on over here. Those
were just videos Fromlake Michigan over the weekend. But it's crazy.
The fish should become a conspicuous, conspicuous in the area.
(04:47):
It had been in the area of Swimming Island for
a time.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was conspicuous, Mikey, I know, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So yes, it was attacking. It had been attacking and
attacking again, and eventually a couple of police officers were like,
we got it because you could in the water moving around,
and they just started bang, bang, bag bag, bag bag
bank until they got him.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I would harpoon it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I would hope you. I want a whole movie Dick's
storyline here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I want a catfish and take my leg and I
want to be real mad at him for decades to
give my life, meaning I want to take it out
on all the children around me. Okay, but how about
one seven nation army against one poorly spoken word. Have
you seen this clip that went viral over the weekend,
(05:30):
and it's a lawyer kind of arguing with the judge.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
But he calls her honey, Oh no, yeah, I listen, listen, listen.
Doesn't pursued it. But this could have been three separate,
but it wasn't three separate. Let's go with what happened
in the keys honey or oh god, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry that. I don't know what to say to that.
I apologize ahead, the question here is what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I haven't just been.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Totally thrown, but I'm a little.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Thrown by that. Also, if I'm being honest, I don't
know what to say. It's just okay, Well go ahead.
You've only gone a minute and seven seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh my god, Jesus, Yeah, does not recover. Can't dig
himself out of that hole. And also, like when you're
having an argument with a judge like that and then
you say, honey, she wins no matter what you say
next to shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, I think you know he wasn't saying like sit down, honey. Huh.
It was like he is arguing with his wife maybe,
and he just sort of slipped into the honey, come on,
please come on, sweetet.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I bet his wife watched that and was like, see,
see she gets frustrated with you too.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Don't pull honey on any of us.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And I bet he was like, honey, come on, have.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You ever called anyone anything?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I used to like tuts. I thought that was kind
of fun, like my grandpa used to say it. I
thought it was kind of fun. It's cute. What's up?
Nobody likes it?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And you just got your ass kicked in public for
the first time. You've been calling people tuts. It's taken
until now. Hell of a song I'm rocking ninety five
to five makes you feel some type of way.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That type of way would be rock hard for us.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
How about you, Mikey Ray for rocker part. I'm ready,
Let's get right into it. Ac DC has announced a
final leg of their tour. It is going to be
six states in Australia and rumors circulating heavily that this
will be it for ac DC, as they have battled
health and I don't know, they're one hundred and fifty
years old at this point. I mean they still sound
(07:39):
and play right and stuff, but I don't know. If
I trust the rumors, because if you think about it,
what how much money would an AC DC Farewell Tour
do with another big band on the bill. Yeah, unless
they physically can't do it, I'm gonna figure out how
to do it. It's too much money.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I think they just need to team up and sure,
yeah exactly, and tell so many of those damn smoothies
and keep them alive.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
We'll be fine. You see DC Farewell Tour brought to
you by the AARP. Scott's staff is out talking about
Creed's next album, saying that it will be their best
album ever. In a new interview, he says, we're rebuilding,
we're relearning each other, we're reconnecting, and I think this
experience has been kind of like a It's like putting
on an old glove and we're all changed. We're older,
(08:26):
we have kids, we're all different responsibilities priorities in life,
and we're focused. It's setting the stage to be an
incredible album.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Don't put on old gloves. You have to use a fresh,
new one, otherwise you have a risk of getting pregnant. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
True, that's a good point, especially if it's something to
do with Scott's stap I would imagine from the stories
I've heard of the past in his golden streets. I
guess my only question is does this make the album better?
Doesn't make it worse? He seems to be, you know,
leaning into it a little bit. But could being calm
and not being as wild as a rock star? You know,
you see some of these albums as they get older,
they get worse. Would this be literal yacht rock?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Then Rader rocks, He's exactly could.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Get like some hallan Oaks sound from Creed?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Could we get Scott Staff vocals with Hall of Oates music? Okay,
I'm sorry, I'm dreaming my think.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We cans running mild Scott since we listened to the show,
Maria just gave you a great idea. That's what we're
waiting for. Where can we find all this? At Rock
nine five.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Five, Chi I said dot com someday, love we'll find you,
but until then you just have us the morning mosh
bit on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Mike and what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
We love you. Let's do some sports. Oh, let's do
some sports. Cubs need a little love. After the weekend,
as they dropped the series to the Mariners, especially yesterday's
horrible game to watch. I almost went out to that game,
and I was so glad I didn't. It's nothing I
would had to sit at ninety five degree temperatures and
watch the Cubs get smoked fourteen to six yesterday. And
I was talking a lot of about the Mariners on Friday,
(10:01):
but they looked better than I've ever seen the Mariners play. Yeah,
and I lived in Seattle for a long time and
they were horrible.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They're usually better on the water, That's true.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
They definitely have some skills out there. The White Sox
actually won their series over the weekend. They snapped an
eight game losing losing streak out there, and then they
play the Diamondbacks today at six forty and the Cubs
take on the Cardinals at six forty five. The NBA
Finals concluded yesterday as the Oklahoma City Thunder are your
(10:30):
NBA champions, beating the Indiana Pacers one three to ninety
one and the Blackhawks. Yeah, they traded for a great
player over the weekend. Andre Burikhowski, you used to play
for the Colorado Avalanche when they won the Stanley Cup.
Most recently he played for the Seattle Kraken is now
at six foot three a monster coming to play for
(10:53):
the Blackhawks. So that's some good news in the land
of the Blackhawks.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Hell yeah, here's my question for the sports that are outside,
not the ones inside on an ice rink.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do we cancel games for heat ever?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I think they do. I'm sure they have. I just
can't think off the top of my head. I would
think yeah. I mean, if it's one hundred, well like that,
they didn't. I don't know. I'm sure they have. But
like Wrigley, they can't cancel any games this weekend. People
are just in the stands.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Just yeah, that sounds terrible. It's not enough beer in
the world to cool you down for that.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Seriously, I'll look that up. I'll find you your answers, Maria.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yes, and you find you a thousand bucks. Rocky the
Rooster right now.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Now here's a big only plug. We're theirs.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We have Black Kings tickets the no Rain, no Flowers
at Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northern of the Island, September third.
In order to win these tickets, you get to play
fun to the head with us. You call eight four
or four nine five ninety five fifty. You get to
take one of us hostage. You answer questions, We take
(12:00):
the shots again. Eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety
five fifty win these black Keys tickets.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Killing now Fun to the head on rocked anybody? Five? Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
All right, do we got Adam?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh my boy, welcome to Fun to the heck.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Good.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, you're doing good.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You're gonna do better in a second, because you have
a chance to win black Keys tickets.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
The first you have to choose one of us to
hold hostage.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're going to answer questions. We're gonna take the shots
on your behalf. Who's taking the shots for you?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Adam?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Maria, you're a little too excited to use that gatlin gun.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
So I'm gonna say I'm taking you hotteah.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, all right, mikey take her away. Here we go,
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
What hockey team won the Stanley Cup three times between
twenty ten and twenty fifteen? Cool Blackhawk? Yeah? Oh oh
wait final?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I was thinking for a second, but yeah, I think
it was the black Hawk. Yeah you got it? Are
you giving it to him? Black Hawks? All right? Next? Yeah,
they made a good trade over the weekend themselves. A
six to three Andre Burakowski from the Seattle Kraken Questions
Question number two. Which legendary band recorded their debut album
at Chicago's Chess Record Studio in the sixties. One of
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the biggest rock bands ever, sixties, biggest rock bands ever.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It, Rolling Stone. Wow, that's my gun, all right? You
got it?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I can't figure out if that space there was you
googling or not. But we'll take it. We'll take it.
I'm actually I can't say I'm driving. My hand is
in the handheld. But I'm sure you don't.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Got to tell you everything that you're doing is legal.
Right now, we can tell we're sure.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Two for two, man, you kill one for two. Let's
see here. Which Chicago Bull was named MVA NBA MVP
Woo for the twenty ten to twenty eleven season, becoming
the youngest MVP in league history.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh, man, I'm so young.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Rose, all right, he got it. Oh I didn't even
get told. I didn't get to shoot the.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Gun one, no kidding. Oh, my boy, Adam clearly got it.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Protecting me from gunfire today Adam, buddy, you're gonna go
see the Black Keys, no rain, no flowers at the
Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island, September third, Adam, who
are you taking with you?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm figured that out yet, we'll figure it out. I
didn't expect to win, though. You got it, man, Oh,
but you won. You won so hard, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well, your only option is to have your friends fight
to the death.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So half with that Gold on the Same Man Killer
Queen on Rock ninety five to five. H We love
when monarchy takes itself out. You know, Mike, you tell
us about movies.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, this new Pixar movie, Ilio, which I thought actually
looked kind of cool. I like the stuff Pixar does,
set a record over the weekend for the lowest opening
for a Pixar movie ever. Oh it cost them one
hundred and fifty million dollars to make it, and it
made twenty one million dollars over the weekend. That hurts
ye a lot. Interestingly enough, the previous record holder is
(15:29):
the one that started at All Toy Story open to
just twenty nine million dollars in its first three days
before it actually took off.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Like the original toy story, which is kind of weird.
It kind of makes sense. We didn't know what it
was going to be.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, that's true, you know it's true, And maybe this
one will end up doing a little better once it
gets going too. It's crazy to think that the big
movie of the weekend, How to Train Your Dragon, number
one at the box office, was just with just thirty
seven million dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Movies used to make so much more money.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It also scares me, honestly for AI as you see
all the AI animations that are just flooding the internet theater.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, I think, boy, if I was spending one hundred
and fifty million dollars and only making twenty one million,
I'd start going. So has anybody used to say I
stuff because it's.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Cheap, Which is why we do hope that you're never
a movie studio executive exactly. But we have to admit
there's a distinct difference between animator. Like you can tell
that a human hand has, like for now, helped shape right,
help shape those characters. Yeah, and then you worry about
what happens when we can train AI to do those
things for us.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's the only way I know it is ai is
because of the human hands, because their fingers are always
messed up in the fild.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Have you ever walked out of a movie? Have you
ever like if you went to this Pixar movie and
that sucked? Is there a movie that you can go
back and remember that you walked out of the theater on?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I've walked out of two movies, Okay, one makes sense.
Avatar The Last Airbender. Okay, it was a live action
version of an anime show and they just didn't It
felt like they didn't even try. They clearly tried a lot,
but they tried in all the worst ways and just
ruined it.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The other one was La La Land. Why does that
sound familiar? That a musical, That's why it's.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The Ryan Gosling Rachel mcadam's one. I like musicals. I'm
a big theater nerd. I am a thespian. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I need to rewatch because it's won a lot of
awards and lives in the hearts and minds of many people.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But I'd be willing to bet you like the movie
that I walked out of. Okay, go Ahead Superstar with
Molly Shannon. I could not deal with it. It made
me cringe so hard. Well, yeah, I don't know what
her I think her character was made to be cringey,
but I didn't find it funny. And I was at
me and my buddy looked at each other and I'm like,
you want to get out of here, but.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I can't look at you. Five ish things you almost
certainly need to know. Yeah, that's right, Maris, you're not
on the show. I take your things.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Marius is out today. Maria is here taking a much
needed day o thing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Number one, foul mouthed parrot is up for adoption.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh I like that. Yeah. If you're in the market
for an.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Inappropriate pet, Forever Pause Animal Shelter in Fall River.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Massachusetts is ready to help.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They're getting dozens of adoption requests for Hendrix Awesome, a.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Thirty year old blue and gold McCaw.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Whose colorful plumage is matched only by his r rated vocabulary.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Hey, we got an extra microphone in here. It'd be
crazy and we need so many dump buttons for that.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Shelter assistant Chantelle Rogers likens the experience to adopting Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Jackson. Awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I hope that that bird complains about snakes.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I had no kids. I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Mega Bus, they're a British bus company. I didn't know that,
Mega Boss. They've been collecting some pretty strange things and
they're lost in found department. Some of those things include
winning the poo stuffed animal, drive, honey guitar, radiohead record.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Not that weird.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But they also have collected three bales of hay, what
family tree papers, a frozen turkey, false teeth, a cooking walk,
and lots of single shoes and socks.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I got questions about the bales of hay. I can
get behind shoes, socks, all that stuff, but bales of hay.
Three A Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
A bee keeper sets bees loose on police that.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Pulled him over for traffic stop. Awesome. This is an
incredible story. Got some villain stuff right here.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Spanish man, Oh, just listen to this. Okay, So Spanish belief.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Stopped a seventy year old bee keeper near SERVERA. I'm
probably saying the wrong for driving without a seat belt.
After her breath test showed alcohol, officers asked him to
repeat it, he cursed to threaten them. Opened his van
and released a swarm of a honeybee.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Awesome. He's been waiting to do that his whole life. Yeah,
they were stung.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They hid in a restaurant until help arrived.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The driver flat. He was caught after not freedom bail. Incredible,
they caught in.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
But no one was willing to go up to his
vehicle this time.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Reminds me of my favorite cards against humanity card bees.
Over seventy two million Americans are expected expected to travel
July fourth weekend, according to Triple A, and Americans are
paying more than one thousand dollars a year on subscriptions
according to a survey from the Scene at even where
(20:20):
as we're wasting two hundred a year on conom years.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
For necessary subscription. I just went through and like cleaned
all mine. Now sure, you're probably paying for stuff you
don't even know you're paying.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Mix and we've always done is recreated cable in a
less convenient way with worse ads.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, now I gotta subscribe to seven things instead of
just having a cable bill.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
No, no, no, Mikey, you only need five things, that's right.
Avril Levine recently hopped on stage with some forty one
and one of their shows. Oh man, it was like
the early two thousands all over again, back when we
felt alive.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Childhood, those with the days.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Mikeye, what's going on.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm not sure if you're getting this. iPhone users are
getting more scam texts than ever over the past month.
It's up seven hundred percent. Yeah, are you getting a bunch?
Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, same, and a lot of
them have to do with the pay your toll bills. Yes,
it's not like they're not being that creative because a
lot of them are the same. The FBI out here
warning making a warning to millions of iPhone users to
(21:20):
delete anything to do with driving or a DMV scam. Yeah,
they say it's a copycat scam. And the one of
the toll scam is another copycat scam, meant to if
you click on the link, it allows them to access
your phone. They can get into it and stuff, which
makes it more dangerous than a lot of other ones. Yeah.
So if you're getting those texts or any text frankly, block,
(21:42):
make it so that your phone sees it as junk.
Whatever you got to do to shut that down in
a hurry, because the FBI has warned you now do
not keep those on your phone, delete and report junk.
Yeah exactly, they say. The phone messages are reportedly operated
by overseas criminal groups using technology and AI to send
mass messages, reportedly making millions of dollars off of people. Wow,
(22:04):
I guess I almost got scammed by this. You try
to pay your toll No, no, what it was is.
It wasn't this specifically, but they actually called me and
I happened to pick up the phone. It was like, hey,
you missed a court date you had you had a
court date for jury duty. You missed it. If you
you know, the fine is such and such. You can
either go on our website and pay that or you
could just pay it with me now. And I was like, well,
I mean, I right, I guess I'll just do it
(22:24):
now because I didn't, and I went, you know what,
hold on, let me look this up real quick. And
sure enough, I was totally a scam. But I would
think that people maybe who aren't thinking, or maybe people
with anxiety or something, or just trying to keep their
life in order, and they got a lot going on,
like you know, you could kind of get anxious and
cause yourself some problems, so don't fall for it. Also, puppies,
don't try to buy puppies online. You might get scammed
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by that as well. I don't know anyone who that
might have maybe happened to. Okay, there's clearly a story here.
Maybe we'll discuss it at some point on looperse hot
and sunny today a high of ninety two, so no
rock ninety five to five Chicago's rock station. Maria, what
do you got? Please put on pants? I want to Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Have you ever test drove a car?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yes? Oh, you got got? What do you mean I
got got?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
A used car salesperson says that they offer test drives
to get potential buyers to quote fall in love and
develop an attachment to a car.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yep, that's exactly what happened to me. I love my
car right now, and as soon as I'd start test
driving it, I was like, I want this car. Yeah,
that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The entire process is designed to get you to wait
around for hours and eventually make a deal so you
can just get on with it and get out of
the store.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
All that hurts, Yeah, yeah, I don't like that a lot.
I thought my sales guy was my friend.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
They make it seem like that he was very nice.
It doesn't make any sense because he treats me like that.
Strippers treat me like that. Bartenders treat me like that.
So I'm probably the greatest person on the planet.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Those are spawnings say they'd never buy a car without
driving it first, with one pointing out that you just
have to be prepared and willing to walk away when
you know it's not a fit, rather than get talked
into a car you really don't want.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I don't think I could be talked into a car
that I don't want. That's a lot of money to
not get what I want.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, they were trying to talk me into a card
and want and I test her over it and I
didn't like it, and I was like, no, that one.
They're like, but but this one's a better deal for you.
Whatever their deal they were hitting, I'm sure was better,
but I was like, no, I like that one. And
then once I test drove that one, it was over.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Just give me a car that gets her from point
A to point and B. I don't need all the
bells and whistles. I need to be on a budget.
We're balling on a budget.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Speaking on a budget. I'm thinking about selling my car,
and I'm wondering eight four four ninety five fifty if
you lived in a city, or if you do live
in a city, or if you were thinking about it,
would you go car less? I feel like I feel
anxious to not have a car, Maria, But in the
past eight months, I've driven the car twice.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well, you can always get a car in an emergency, too,
Like if you need to go rent a car, you
can go rent a car.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, I mean I forget about that too, I guess. Yeah,
and that's what maybe maybe two hundred bucks for a
weekend when I'm spending four hundred on a car payment
every month. Yeah, no reason, Yeah for my car to
sit in a garage and go to spoil.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
No, I think you should get rid of it or
you should start doing.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Uber Oh my god, like I need something else to do.
You could get assaulted. A legend. Scott Wiland an stp
there Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning
marsh Pit is on.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Boy oh boy, do I like back to back contradicting studies. Okay,
so the government is going to be loosing up recommend
loosening up recommended guidelines when it comes to daily alcohol consumption.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
So the official guidelines say that men should have two
alcoholic drinks per day or can have and women should
have one. But apparently they are close to eliminating that
cap in favor of an approach that stresses moderation and
a limited amount of alcohol. So they don't want to
give you an exact number. They want you to make
(25:56):
the call for yourself of like just have a little bit,
just get a little buzz and then move on with
your life.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I can't get just a little buzz. If I get
a little buzz, I want a bigger buzz, and then
I want to keep that bigger buzz going. And that's
a problem.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Like yeah, and then here's a new study that says
drinking booze as part of your recovery, not like recovery
from booze, that's an obvious one, but like actual physical recovery,
you're not good. Top reasons to skip drinking as your
hamstring or acl heels include alcohol disrupting immune cells ability
(26:32):
to reach and repair injured tissues, slowing down muscle protein synthesis,
the process of repairing, and rebuilding muscles.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Oh so that's what happened to me.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, that's what it is, buddy. You haven't seen a
Jim day in your life.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Wow, Extending feeling time from broken bones and blunting hormones
and the body's ability to repair connective tissues.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So moderation, Yeah, moderation.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I did see a thing that was like, you know,
so remember how you've seen studies that were saying that
alcohol has this benefit in this benefit, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
It's just bad. When I saw a new study out
like two weeks ago that said alcohol is actually worse,
they're like, actually, it's worse for you than ever we
ever knew, and thought like, we all know what's bad
for us. Okay, it is literal poison.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're poisoning your brain in just the right dose so
that it doesn't kill you but does make you a
little loopy.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Interesting fun fact from the CDC. More than one hundred
and seventy thousand deaths per year, including twenty percent of
deaths of young people aged twenty to forty nine or
due to excessive alcohol use. The average number of deaths
per year for excessive alcohol use increased thirty percent between
twenty seventeen and twenty twenty one. That's that's a big number.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Well, pandemic.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
We did have the old pandemic. And what do you
do when you're at home getting paid to not work?
I mean work hard.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Chet if you have us unemployed?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Fornoon beers all right, in morning beers, in evening beers.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So do what we all need to do, including me.
Just take a little account of what's going on. Only
drink on thirst day, That's right, I like it. Chili
Pepper's under the Bridge rock ninety five to five, Chicago's
rock station on a Monday. Gonna be hot today, high
of ninety two. Like I said earlier, keep your pants off,
just no, no, no no, And then if they ask
(28:16):
you at work, just say Michael said, so oh god,
the morning watch fit is on.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
We also shouldn't be doing today biking.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Too hot for that, especially with no pants on.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
But it turns out people are really into bike, Lann.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I know I can't wait you so okay, especially in
the warm months. Biking great way get around town, get
a little exercise. But big issue for a lot of
people is that biking on local roads not safe. You
don't have shoulders, you got cars.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's I see this downtown all the time, right on
the sidewalk. Oh. I know it's called the side what
a side not a side ride? The side right side walk.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
A couple guys, I call my side ride.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So local governments build bike lanes, and fortunately most Americans
think that's a good idea. Thirty three percent say we
need more of than thirty seven percent bely we should
keep the number where it is, and only nine percent
want fewer bike lanes. Okay, I get this for smaller areas, Yes,
bike lanes on roads. I think that in a city
(29:24):
like Chicago, it's hard to do bike lanes on normal
roads there's so much traffic.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, dangerous too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
And like so I live in Ukrainian village and down Augusta.
They used to have bike lanes, so it would go
street bike lane, parking sidewalk, okay, And then they switched
it so that it was street parking bike lane sidewalk,
so there's.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
A barrier between the moving cars and the bikes essentially,
which was good.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
For the cars, but it also kind of messed up
the traffic a little bit because people almost depended on
this bike lanes to be a little extra room for
their car. So when someone is gonna turn left out
of a green light and you want to let traffic
go around them, there's not like room there anymore, which yes,
is technically safer, but it's also not because you can't
(30:16):
give people that much credit. Just because there isn't the
bike lane there doesn't mean that people aren't going to
like be scooting around anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You're just causing more clogging. Well, we've seen some of
the bike lanes that go through other lanes too, like
over by the bean at that big intersection right there,
if you're coming down the hill, the bike lane cuts
over into the other lane, and I'm like, man, it's
just it looks like an accident waiting to happen. Frankly, yeah,
it's not great. They should do like what they do
with the six oh six.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Like how there's that elevated walking path that goes across
the city. It would be cool to have elevate elevated
specifically biking lane.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
And walking make them walking biking lanes so you're above
the cars. That is a cool idea. Actually, I'm probably expensive.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, yeah, so just get like a billion dollars and
give us raised biking lane that we won't use because
we don't do that here, I don't ninety five five
we dark.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
News from the Front to the Inevitable Human robot War.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
A couple of years ago, dam of scientists from the
University of Leeds succeeded in getting live stickleback fish to
follow a computer controlled robofish here we Go as it
moved through their aquarium. Part of the reason for the
experiment was to learn about fish behavior and hopes that
human interference in their migration roots could be minimized.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
So basically, yeah, they've made this.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Whole remote controlled fish that other fish listen to.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, you know why they listened to it? Why because
it knows more than them and it's leading them in
the right direction. It's got more brain power in that
little robot fish mind. And the other fish are like, wow,
this is a very smart fish. Yeah, maybe we should
follow him. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's all fun and games until they start making little
ones for like people that just want to use them
to fish.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
And have an actual lure. In the literal law, fish
I just have a net and then just a fake
fish that leads them all into the net. That's the
smart one we've read about in the fish books.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, and see this is how they get you on.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah. Oh I can feel it already. Yeah, you can
already make my life easier. I'm following.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, but really the issue with these robofish is that
if we're using robofish and not live fish, then what
will the men on Tinder have to hold up in
their photos? And then how could I swipe right on
anyone based solely on fish size and then find my
partner And then I won't be able to and then
the population decreases, and then they win the inevitable human
versus robot war.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
This what's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Speaking of roosters, Rocky the Rooster, Oh back on Rock
ninety five to five giving you a chance to win
one thousand buccaroos one thousand dollar eggs, well, a thousand
dollar egg. What would you spend one thousand bucks on
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It would go straight to credit card probably.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Keep that's so fair, I get a bouncy castle so
that Rocky's next. We also needed to text an eight
four four ninety five fifty say Hi, say what's up?
Share a joke We've got some tickets for you to
go to the Messy experience messy as it gets you
like soccer, This one's for you, and as we always
(33:22):
do it this time of day, text time coming up next.
On the contrary, mister Idle, it is far too hot
a day for a wedding.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh that's what. But it's in a suit, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, no, at least the dress gets a little bit
of a breeze. Anyway, Mike, you tell us about the text.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, I can always text us A four four, ninety
five fifty and we compile them all and read some
of them back. At the end of the show, Big
Cat says, guys, I wish it was more humid, all right,
I don't understand that. Get in the shower. Yeah, curiously,
we're talking about huge catfish that was found earlier. Police
actually had to shoot it because it was a harassing
when the water over almost sorry, almost two hundred pounds.
(34:03):
Let's hear from the eight four to seven they say
can they bite? And there they can bite, and their
teeth are like a sheet of sandpaper. So if they're
big enough they can grab people and actually drag them underwater.
I learned this from a fishing show on Animal Planet. Okay,
so a two hundred pound catfish, I mean that's heavier
than me. Yeah, they could grab my swim trunks and
drag me under.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
A lot of two hundred pound catfish on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
That's a good point. Let's see here from the six
three to oh, could you guys please play some rush?
I'm sure we could do that for you. In a bit,
Bob says, river monsters. So yeah, guys, ever seen a
river monsters? Yeah? Ver? Have you? Have you seen river monsters? Yeah?
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Do you know that guy had to stop the show
because he caught all of the river monsters?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah? Are you being serious? Yeah? Oh I didn't know that.
That's literally why ran no more monsters in the water? Yeah,
I caught them all. You can always text us eight
four four ninety five fifty and that goes throughout the
whole day. You could text Clanger, you could text Waltz,
you could text Pat Capone and anybody you want. Right here,
I'm rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Mikey, do we have a winner for the messy experience?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, let's do. Let's do. The guy who gave us
the info on the fish. Okay, I like some good info.
I like it when you'd give it back to the show.
So we will hook him up with tickets to the
Messy Experience, a digital experience. If you love soccer and
you love Messy.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Alrighty okay, Mikey, you're in one piece. We didn't kill
each other. We didn't even really fight.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, we just kind of.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
We're just kind of two gals Gabin today on the morning,
just a couple of Gabin gals. Our boy Maris has
the dumps. He'll be back tomorrow when he's done with
his poops, don't I hear?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
My god, Maris has got the dumps. Katie's got a fever.
Just you and I hold the ship together. Oh god
know we've been forty miles off course already. Nigh.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, we need to go ahead and import this sinking
ship while we're ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
It's been lovely. We will see you tomorrow on the
morning match. But when Marris is back,
If you want to destroy my sweater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Crop it it's not cropped up week two twenty five,
but isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Now's the time?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, no kidding toat out ninety six or something.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You'll tell us all about that later. Probably we'll get
into the weather that's coming up for tomorrow, Todd and
the rest of the week. But how would you do
to beat the heat this weekend? Anything fun? I stayed indoors.
I looked out at the park at one point and
there's no one out there. It looked like apocalypse. I
was like, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, we sit directly in front of our acy units
and we let it blow at us while we drink
freezing cold old styles from the fridge and hope that
it helps.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It doesn't, we hope.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
One thing I'm learning is that if you want to
get a spot at the pool, you gotta go early.
You gotta put your towel on your chair. Yeah, because
people go out. They are waiting as they unlock the
door to get out to the pool. And I haven't
even been able to go out. Every time I go
down there, it's like packed.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This is such a first old problem. It's so much
effort to get ready to go to the pool. I agree,
slash the beach.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You got a sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You gotta change into completely different clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You got to make sure you have the right shoes
that you can wear at the bull deck, but also
take off because you can't do so.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's so much sunglasses, hats, mentally preparing myself for kids
everywhere and loud noises, and at that point I'm out
no sand.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
If there are children and they're happy, get it away
from me. Good morning, it's the morning mush, but I'm
rocking ninety five to five. My name's Maria Palmer. Him,
Michael Maris is not here today. We assume he's got
the poops. Good luck out there.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Buddy, it's still it's too hot for that pop is drooping.
I will get you caught up on what's going on
with weather coming up next and also coming up this hour.
Tops a shot a giant catfish, those attacking people.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh my god, Nave Candles shook right.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
W HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
What what what?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Whats? Yeah, it's gonna be just like it was all weekend,
So don't get you sitny, cool down ninety two to
the high sunny, humid before it starts to cool down
a little bit later this week. Still gonna have highs
in the eighties, but that's better than highs in the nineties.
Heat index today one hundred and eight degrees. No, as
(02:27):
we continue to be under an extreme heat chafe and warning.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Do you know if you're gonna good for advisor, you're
warning shafe and warning.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I wasn't true either, but yeah, it's gonna be a
hot one today. It's already like almost eighty degrees out there,
So you know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't like this heat index thing. It's one away,
it's ninety two. There's wind chill, there's humidity. It's like taxes,
you know what I mean, Like when you something says
three to ninety nine, then you get to the counter
joke said to you it's actually four twenty two, or
if you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Live in the city, six fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Just tell us, just tell us what tim mature it
is and tell us how much things cost.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Stop lying, Oh my god, Maria, what there's a fish catfish? Oh?
Attacking people. Oh police had to shoot it. Oh it's
a big boy.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh I can't wait to hear about it. And I
said earlier, I was like Neve Campbell will be shook.
That's the wrong Nave, Neve Shulman. You don't even know
what I'm talking about, no clue. This is a different
era of MTV for you. But MTV's Catfish I have
a big influence on my life. All right, Okay, we'll
discuss coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Usually they have to keep us separated.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But Maris isn't here today, So.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Maria Palmer and our boy Mikey.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, forced to be in a room together today on
the morning mash bit.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How are you feeling. I'm trying to stay focused.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Through the threaten, threat through the threatens, through the threats.
Go on, tell us about the catfish.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
An aggressive fish over two meters long, injured at least
five swimmers in a swimming lake in the Bavarian district
of Wisenbird. So it is a creamfield fish.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Police officer finally shot the giant catfish with his service pistol,
as the police reported. According to officers, the animal weighed
almost ninety kilograms. Well all right, hold do they have teeth?
How many pounds as ninety kilograms? This is even it's
detail mirror. Wait a minute, oh, that's legit. One hundred
and ninety eight pounds.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Whoa two pound off fish?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Damn. I thought I was gonna say, like four pounds
or something. He's just run around biting people. Now this, Yeah,
this guy was a messing people up, biting kids so
they do bite. Yeah, but would you eat a human? No,
I don't think. Sorry, I sound on over here. Those
were just videos Fromlake Michigan over the weekend. But it's crazy.
The fish should become a conspicuous, conspicuous in the area.
(04:47):
It had been in the area of Swimming Island for
a time.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was conspicuous, Mikey, I know, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So yes, it was attacking. It had been attacking and
attacking again, and eventually a couple of police officers were like,
we got it because you could in the water moving around,
and they just started bang, bang, bag bag, bag bag
bank until they got him.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I would harpoon it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I would hope you. I want a whole movie Dick's
storyline here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I want a catfish and take my leg and I
want to be real mad at him for decades to
give my life, meaning I want to take it out
on all the children around me. Okay, but how about
one seven nation army against one poorly spoken word. Have
you seen this clip that went viral over the weekend,
(05:30):
and it's a lawyer kind of arguing with the judge.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
But he calls her honey, Oh no, yeah, I listen, listen, listen.
Doesn't pursued it. But this could have been three separate,
but it wasn't three separate. Let's go with what happened
in the keys honey or oh god, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry that. I don't know what to say to that.
I apologize ahead, the question here is what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I haven't just been.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Totally thrown, but I'm a little.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Thrown by that. Also, if I'm being honest, I don't
know what to say. It's just okay, Well go ahead.
You've only gone a minute and seven seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh my god, Jesus, Yeah, does not recover. Can't dig
himself out of that hole. And also, like when you're
having an argument with a judge like that and then
you say, honey, she wins no matter what you say
next to shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, I think you know he wasn't saying like sit down, honey. Huh.
It was like he is arguing with his wife maybe,
and he just sort of slipped into the honey, come on,
please come on, sweetet.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I bet his wife watched that and was like, see,
see she gets frustrated with you too.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Don't pull honey on any of us.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And I bet he was like, honey, come on, have.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You ever called anyone anything?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I used to like tuts. I thought that was kind
of fun, like my grandpa used to say it. I
thought it was kind of fun. It's cute. What's up?
Nobody likes it?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And you just got your ass kicked in public for
the first time. You've been calling people tuts. It's taken
until now. Hell of a song I'm rocking ninety five
to five makes you feel some type of way.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That type of way would be rock hard for us.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
How about you, Mikey Ray for rocker part. I'm ready,
Let's get right into it. Ac DC has announced a
final leg of their tour. It is going to be
six states in Australia and rumors circulating heavily that this
will be it for ac DC, as they have battled
health and I don't know, they're one hundred and fifty
years old at this point. I mean they still sound
(07:39):
and play right and stuff, but I don't know. If
I trust the rumors, because if you think about it,
what how much money would an AC DC Farewell Tour
do with another big band on the bill. Yeah, unless
they physically can't do it, I'm gonna figure out how
to do it. It's too much money.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I think they just need to team up and sure,
yeah exactly, and tell so many of those damn smoothies
and keep them alive.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
We'll be fine. You see DC Farewell Tour brought to
you by the AARP. Scott's staff is out talking about
Creed's next album, saying that it will be their best
album ever. In a new interview, he says, we're rebuilding,
we're relearning each other, we're reconnecting, and I think this
experience has been kind of like a It's like putting
on an old glove and we're all changed. We're older,
(08:26):
we have kids, we're all different responsibilities priorities in life,
and we're focused. It's setting the stage to be an
incredible album.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Don't put on old gloves. You have to use a fresh,
new one, otherwise you have a risk of getting pregnant. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
True, that's a good point, especially if it's something to
do with Scott's stap I would imagine from the stories
I've heard of the past in his golden streets. I
guess my only question is does this make the album better?
Doesn't make it worse? He seems to be, you know,
leaning into it a little bit. But could being calm
and not being as wild as a rock star? You know,
you see some of these albums as they get older,
they get worse. Would this be literal yacht rock?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Then Rader rocks, He's exactly could.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Get like some hallan Oaks sound from Creed?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Could we get Scott Staff vocals with Hall of Oates music? Okay,
I'm sorry, I'm dreaming my think.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We cans running mild Scott since we listened to the show,
Maria just gave you a great idea. That's what we're
waiting for. Where can we find all this? At Rock
nine five.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Five, Chi I said dot com someday, love we'll find you,
but until then you just have us the morning mosh
bit on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Mike and what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
We love you. Let's do some sports. Oh, let's do
some sports. Cubs need a little love. After the weekend,
as they dropped the series to the Mariners, especially yesterday's
horrible game to watch. I almost went out to that game,
and I was so glad I didn't. It's nothing I
would had to sit at ninety five degree temperatures and
watch the Cubs get smoked fourteen to six yesterday. And
I was talking a lot of about the Mariners on Friday,
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but they looked better than I've ever seen the Mariners play. Yeah,
and I lived in Seattle for a long time and
they were horrible.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They're usually better on the water, That's true.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
They definitely have some skills out there. The White Sox
actually won their series over the weekend. They snapped an
eight game losing losing streak out there, and then they
play the Diamondbacks today at six forty and the Cubs
take on the Cardinals at six forty five. The NBA
Finals concluded yesterday as the Oklahoma City Thunder are your
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NBA champions, beating the Indiana Pacers one three to ninety
one and the Blackhawks. Yeah, they traded for a great
player over the weekend. Andre Burikhowski, you used to play
for the Colorado Avalanche when they won the Stanley Cup.
Most recently he played for the Seattle Kraken is now
at six foot three a monster coming to play for
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the Blackhawks. So that's some good news in the land
of the Blackhawks.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Hell yeah, here's my question for the sports that are outside,
not the ones inside on an ice rink.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do we cancel games for heat ever?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I think they do. I'm sure they have. I just
can't think off the top of my head. I would
think yeah. I mean, if it's one hundred, well like that,
they didn't. I don't know. I'm sure they have. But
like Wrigley, they can't cancel any games this weekend. People
are just in the stands.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Just yeah, that sounds terrible. It's not enough beer in
the world to cool you down for that.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Seriously, I'll look that up. I'll find you your answers, Maria.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yes, and you find you a thousand bucks. Rocky the
Rooster right now.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Now here's a big only plug. We're theirs.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We have Black Kings tickets the no Rain, no Flowers
at Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northern of the Island, September third.
In order to win these tickets, you get to play
fun to the head with us. You call eight four
or four nine five ninety five fifty. You get to
take one of us hostage. You answer questions, We take
(12:00):
the shots again. Eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety
five fifty win these black Keys tickets.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Killing now Fun to the head on rocked anybody? Five? Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
All right, do we got Adam?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh my boy, welcome to Fun to the heck.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Good.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, you're doing good.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You're gonna do better in a second, because you have
a chance to win black Keys tickets.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
The first you have to choose one of us to
hold hostage.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're going to answer questions. We're gonna take the shots
on your behalf. Who's taking the shots for you?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Adam?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Maria, you're a little too excited to use that gatlin gun.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
So I'm gonna say I'm taking you hotteah.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, all right, mikey take her away. Here we go,
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
What hockey team won the Stanley Cup three times between
twenty ten and twenty fifteen? Cool Blackhawk? Yeah? Oh oh
wait final?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I was thinking for a second, but yeah, I think
it was the black Hawk. Yeah you got it? Are
you giving it to him? Black Hawks? All right? Next? Yeah,
they made a good trade over the weekend themselves. A
six to three Andre Burakowski from the Seattle Kraken Questions
Question number two. Which legendary band recorded their debut album
at Chicago's Chess Record Studio in the sixties. One of
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the biggest rock bands ever, sixties, biggest rock bands ever.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It, Rolling Stone. Wow, that's my gun, all right? You
got it?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I can't figure out if that space there was you
googling or not. But we'll take it. We'll take it.
I'm actually I can't say I'm driving. My hand is
in the handheld. But I'm sure you don't.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Got to tell you everything that you're doing is legal.
Right now, we can tell we're sure.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Two for two, man, you kill one for two. Let's
see here. Which Chicago Bull was named MVA NBA MVP
Woo for the twenty ten to twenty eleven season, becoming
the youngest MVP in league history.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh, man, I'm so young.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Rose, all right, he got it. Oh I didn't even
get told. I didn't get to shoot the.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Gun one, no kidding. Oh, my boy, Adam clearly got it.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Protecting me from gunfire today Adam, buddy, you're gonna go
see the Black Keys, no rain, no flowers at the
Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island, September third, Adam, who
are you taking with you?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm figured that out yet, we'll figure it out. I
didn't expect to win, though. You got it, man, Oh,
but you won. You won so hard, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well, your only option is to have your friends fight
to the death.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So half with that Gold on the Same Man Killer
Queen on Rock ninety five to five. H We love
when monarchy takes itself out. You know, Mike, you tell
us about movies.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, this new Pixar movie, Ilio, which I thought actually
looked kind of cool. I like the stuff Pixar does,
set a record over the weekend for the lowest opening
for a Pixar movie ever. Oh it cost them one
hundred and fifty million dollars to make it, and it
made twenty one million dollars over the weekend. That hurts
ye a lot. Interestingly enough, the previous record holder is
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the one that started at All Toy Story open to
just twenty nine million dollars in its first three days
before it actually took off.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Like the original toy story, which is kind of weird.
It kind of makes sense. We didn't know what it
was going to be.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, that's true, you know it's true, And maybe this
one will end up doing a little better once it
gets going too. It's crazy to think that the big
movie of the weekend, How to Train Your Dragon, number
one at the box office, was just with just thirty
seven million dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Movies used to make so much more money.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It also scares me, honestly for AI as you see
all the AI animations that are just flooding the internet theater.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, I think, boy, if I was spending one hundred
and fifty million dollars and only making twenty one million,
I'd start going. So has anybody used to say I
stuff because it's.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Cheap, Which is why we do hope that you're never
a movie studio executive exactly. But we have to admit
there's a distinct difference between animator. Like you can tell
that a human hand has, like for now, helped shape right,
help shape those characters. Yeah, and then you worry about
what happens when we can train AI to do those
things for us.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's the only way I know it is ai is
because of the human hands, because their fingers are always
messed up in the fild.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Have you ever walked out of a movie? Have you
ever like if you went to this Pixar movie and
that sucked? Is there a movie that you can go
back and remember that you walked out of the theater on?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I've walked out of two movies, Okay, one makes sense.
Avatar The Last Airbender. Okay, it was a live action
version of an anime show and they just didn't It
felt like they didn't even try. They clearly tried a lot,
but they tried in all the worst ways and just
ruined it.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The other one was La La Land. Why does that
sound familiar? That a musical, That's why it's.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The Ryan Gosling Rachel mcadam's one. I like musicals. I'm
a big theater nerd. I am a thespian. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I need to rewatch because it's won a lot of
awards and lives in the hearts and minds of many people.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But I'd be willing to bet you like the movie
that I walked out of. Okay, go Ahead Superstar with
Molly Shannon. I could not deal with it. It made
me cringe so hard. Well, yeah, I don't know what
her I think her character was made to be cringey,
but I didn't find it funny. And I was at
me and my buddy looked at each other and I'm like,
you want to get out of here, but.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I can't look at you. Five ish things you almost
certainly need to know. Yeah, that's right, Maris, you're not
on the show. I take your things.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Marius is out today. Maria is here taking a much
needed day o thing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Number one, foul mouthed parrot is up for adoption.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh I like that. Yeah. If you're in the market
for an.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Inappropriate pet, Forever Pause Animal Shelter in Fall River.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Massachusetts is ready to help.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They're getting dozens of adoption requests for Hendrix Awesome, a.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Thirty year old blue and gold McCaw.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Whose colorful plumage is matched only by his r rated vocabulary.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Hey, we got an extra microphone in here. It'd be
crazy and we need so many dump buttons for that.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Shelter assistant Chantelle Rogers likens the experience to adopting Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Jackson. Awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I hope that that bird complains about snakes.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I had no kids. I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Mega Bus, they're a British bus company. I didn't know that,
Mega Boss. They've been collecting some pretty strange things and
they're lost in found department. Some of those things include
winning the poo stuffed animal, drive, honey guitar, radiohead record.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Not that weird.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But they also have collected three bales of hay, what
family tree papers, a frozen turkey, false teeth, a cooking walk,
and lots of single shoes and socks.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I got questions about the bales of hay. I can
get behind shoes, socks, all that stuff, but bales of hay.
Three A Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
A bee keeper sets bees loose on police that.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Pulled him over for traffic stop. Awesome. This is an
incredible story. Got some villain stuff right here.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Spanish man, Oh, just listen to this. Okay, So Spanish belief.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Stopped a seventy year old bee keeper near SERVERA. I'm
probably saying the wrong for driving without a seat belt.
After her breath test showed alcohol, officers asked him to
repeat it, he cursed to threaten them. Opened his van
and released a swarm of a honeybee.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Awesome. He's been waiting to do that his whole life. Yeah,
they were stung.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They hid in a restaurant until help arrived.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The driver flat. He was caught after not freedom bail. Incredible,
they caught in.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
But no one was willing to go up to his
vehicle this time.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Reminds me of my favorite cards against humanity card bees.
Over seventy two million Americans are expected expected to travel
July fourth weekend, according to Triple A, and Americans are
paying more than one thousand dollars a year on subscriptions
according to a survey from the Scene at even where
(20:20):
as we're wasting two hundred a year on conom years.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
For necessary subscription. I just went through and like cleaned
all mine. Now sure, you're probably paying for stuff you
don't even know you're paying.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Mix and we've always done is recreated cable in a
less convenient way with worse ads.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, now I gotta subscribe to seven things instead of
just having a cable bill.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
No, no, no, Mikey, you only need five things, that's right.
Avril Levine recently hopped on stage with some forty one
and one of their shows. Oh man, it was like
the early two thousands all over again, back when we
felt alive.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Childhood, those with the days.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Mikeye, what's going on.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm not sure if you're getting this. iPhone users are
getting more scam texts than ever over the past month.
It's up seven hundred percent. Yeah, are you getting a bunch?
Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, same, and a lot of
them have to do with the pay your toll bills. Yes,
it's not like they're not being that creative because a
lot of them are the same. The FBI out here
warning making a warning to millions of iPhone users to
(21:20):
delete anything to do with driving or a DMV scam. Yeah,
they say it's a copycat scam. And the one of
the toll scam is another copycat scam, meant to if
you click on the link, it allows them to access
your phone. They can get into it and stuff, which
makes it more dangerous than a lot of other ones. Yeah.
So if you're getting those texts or any text frankly, block,
(21:42):
make it so that your phone sees it as junk.
Whatever you got to do to shut that down in
a hurry, because the FBI has warned you now do
not keep those on your phone, delete and report junk.
Yeah exactly, they say. The phone messages are reportedly operated
by overseas criminal groups using technology and AI to send
mass messages, reportedly making millions of dollars off of people. Wow,
(22:04):
I guess I almost got scammed by this. You try
to pay your toll No, no, what it was is.
It wasn't this specifically, but they actually called me and
I happened to pick up the phone. It was like, hey,
you missed a court date you had you had a
court date for jury duty. You missed it. If you
you know, the fine is such and such. You can
either go on our website and pay that or you
could just pay it with me now. And I was like, well,
I mean, I right, I guess I'll just do it
(22:24):
now because I didn't, and I went, you know what,
hold on, let me look this up real quick. And
sure enough, I was totally a scam. But I would
think that people maybe who aren't thinking, or maybe people
with anxiety or something, or just trying to keep their
life in order, and they got a lot going on,
like you know, you could kind of get anxious and
cause yourself some problems, so don't fall for it. Also, puppies,
don't try to buy puppies online. You might get scammed
(22:46):
by that as well. I don't know anyone who that
might have maybe happened to. Okay, there's clearly a story here.
Maybe we'll discuss it at some point on looperse hot
and sunny today a high of ninety two, so no
rock ninety five to five Chicago's rock station. Maria, what
do you got? Please put on pants? I want to Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Have you ever test drove a car?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yes? Oh, you got got? What do you mean I
got got?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
A used car salesperson says that they offer test drives
to get potential buyers to quote fall in love and
develop an attachment to a car.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yep, that's exactly what happened to me. I love my
car right now, and as soon as I'd start test
driving it, I was like, I want this car. Yeah,
that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The entire process is designed to get you to wait
around for hours and eventually make a deal so you
can just get on with it and get out of
the store.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
All that hurts, Yeah, yeah, I don't like that a lot.
I thought my sales guy was my friend.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
They make it seem like that he was very nice.
It doesn't make any sense because he treats me like that.
Strippers treat me like that. Bartenders treat me like that.
So I'm probably the greatest person on the planet.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Those are spawnings say they'd never buy a car without
driving it first, with one pointing out that you just
have to be prepared and willing to walk away when
you know it's not a fit, rather than get talked
into a car you really don't want.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I don't think I could be talked into a car
that I don't want. That's a lot of money to
not get what I want.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, they were trying to talk me into a card
and want and I test her over it and I
didn't like it, and I was like, no, that one.
They're like, but but this one's a better deal for you.
Whatever their deal they were hitting, I'm sure was better,
but I was like, no, I like that one. And
then once I test drove that one, it was over.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Just give me a car that gets her from point
A to point and B. I don't need all the
bells and whistles. I need to be on a budget.
We're balling on a budget.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Speaking on a budget. I'm thinking about selling my car,
and I'm wondering eight four four ninety five fifty if
you lived in a city, or if you do live
in a city, or if you were thinking about it,
would you go car less? I feel like I feel
anxious to not have a car, Maria, But in the
past eight months, I've driven the car twice.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well, you can always get a car in an emergency, too,
Like if you need to go rent a car, you
can go rent a car.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, I mean I forget about that too, I guess. Yeah,
and that's what maybe maybe two hundred bucks for a
weekend when I'm spending four hundred on a car payment
every month. Yeah, no reason, Yeah for my car to
sit in a garage and go to spoil.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
No, I think you should get rid of it or
you should start doing.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Uber Oh my god, like I need something else to do.
You could get assaulted. A legend. Scott Wiland an stp
there Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning
marsh Pit is on.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Boy oh boy, do I like back to back contradicting studies. Okay,
so the government is going to be loosing up recommend
loosening up recommended guidelines when it comes to daily alcohol consumption.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
So the official guidelines say that men should have two
alcoholic drinks per day or can have and women should
have one. But apparently they are close to eliminating that
cap in favor of an approach that stresses moderation and
a limited amount of alcohol. So they don't want to
give you an exact number. They want you to make
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the call for yourself of like just have a little bit,
just get a little buzz and then move on with
your life.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I can't get just a little buzz. If I get
a little buzz, I want a bigger buzz, and then
I want to keep that bigger buzz going. And that's
a problem.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Like yeah, and then here's a new study that says
drinking booze as part of your recovery, not like recovery
from booze, that's an obvious one, but like actual physical recovery,
you're not good. Top reasons to skip drinking as your
hamstring or acl heels include alcohol disrupting immune cells ability
(26:32):
to reach and repair injured tissues, slowing down muscle protein synthesis,
the process of repairing, and rebuilding muscles.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Oh so that's what happened to me.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, that's what it is, buddy. You haven't seen a
Jim day in your life.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Wow, Extending feeling time from broken bones and blunting hormones
and the body's ability to repair connective tissues.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So moderation, Yeah, moderation.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I did see a thing that was like, you know,
so remember how you've seen studies that were saying that
alcohol has this benefit in this benefit, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
It's just bad. When I saw a new study out
like two weeks ago that said alcohol is actually worse,
they're like, actually, it's worse for you than ever we
ever knew, and thought like, we all know what's bad
for us. Okay, it is literal poison.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're poisoning your brain in just the right dose so
that it doesn't kill you but does make you a
little loopy.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Interesting fun fact from the CDC. More than one hundred
and seventy thousand deaths per year, including twenty percent of
deaths of young people aged twenty to forty nine or
due to excessive alcohol use. The average number of deaths
per year for excessive alcohol use increased thirty percent between
twenty seventeen and twenty twenty one. That's that's a big number.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Well, pandemic.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
We did have the old pandemic. And what do you
do when you're at home getting paid to not work?
I mean work hard.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Chet if you have us unemployed?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Fornoon beers all right, in morning beers, in evening beers.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So do what we all need to do, including me.
Just take a little account of what's going on. Only
drink on thirst day, That's right, I like it. Chili
Pepper's under the Bridge rock ninety five to five, Chicago's
rock station on a Monday. Gonna be hot today, high
of ninety two. Like I said earlier, keep your pants off,
just no, no, no no, And then if they ask
(28:16):
you at work, just say Michael said, so oh god,
the morning watch fit is on.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
We also shouldn't be doing today biking.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Too hot for that, especially with no pants on.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
But it turns out people are really into bike, Lann.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I know I can't wait you so okay, especially in
the warm months. Biking great way get around town, get
a little exercise. But big issue for a lot of
people is that biking on local roads not safe. You
don't have shoulders, you got cars.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's I see this downtown all the time, right on
the sidewalk. Oh. I know it's called the side what
a side not a side ride? The side right side walk.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
A couple guys, I call my side ride.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So local governments build bike lanes, and fortunately most Americans
think that's a good idea. Thirty three percent say we
need more of than thirty seven percent bely we should
keep the number where it is, and only nine percent
want fewer bike lanes. Okay, I get this for smaller areas, Yes,
bike lanes on roads. I think that in a city
(29:24):
like Chicago, it's hard to do bike lanes on normal
roads there's so much traffic.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, dangerous too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
And like so I live in Ukrainian village and down Augusta.
They used to have bike lanes, so it would go
street bike lane, parking sidewalk, okay, And then they switched
it so that it was street parking bike lane sidewalk,
so there's.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
A barrier between the moving cars and the bikes essentially,
which was good.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
For the cars, but it also kind of messed up
the traffic a little bit because people almost depended on
this bike lanes to be a little extra room for
their car. So when someone is gonna turn left out
of a green light and you want to let traffic
go around them, there's not like room there anymore, which yes,
is technically safer, but it's also not because you can't
(30:16):
give people that much credit. Just because there isn't the
bike lane there doesn't mean that people aren't going to
like be scooting around anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You're just causing more clogging. Well, we've seen some of
the bike lanes that go through other lanes too, like
over by the bean at that big intersection right there,
if you're coming down the hill, the bike lane cuts
over into the other lane, and I'm like, man, it's
just it looks like an accident waiting to happen. Frankly, yeah,
it's not great. They should do like what they do
with the six oh six.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Like how there's that elevated walking path that goes across
the city. It would be cool to have elevate elevated
specifically biking lane.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
And walking make them walking biking lanes so you're above
the cars. That is a cool idea. Actually, I'm probably expensive.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, yeah, so just get like a billion dollars and
give us raised biking lane that we won't use because
we don't do that here, I don't ninety five five
we dark.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
News from the Front to the Inevitable Human robot War.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
A couple of years ago, dam of scientists from the
University of Leeds succeeded in getting live stickleback fish to
follow a computer controlled robofish here we Go as it
moved through their aquarium. Part of the reason for the
experiment was to learn about fish behavior and hopes that
human interference in their migration roots could be minimized.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
So basically, yeah, they've made this.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Whole remote controlled fish that other fish listen to.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, you know why they listened to it? Why because
it knows more than them and it's leading them in
the right direction. It's got more brain power in that
little robot fish mind. And the other fish are like, wow,
this is a very smart fish. Yeah, maybe we should
follow him. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's all fun and games until they start making little
ones for like people that just want to use them
to fish.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
And have an actual lure. In the literal law, fish
I just have a net and then just a fake
fish that leads them all into the net. That's the
smart one we've read about in the fish books.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, and see this is how they get you on.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah. Oh I can feel it already. Yeah, you can
already make my life easier. I'm following.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, but really the issue with these robofish is that
if we're using robofish and not live fish, then what
will the men on Tinder have to hold up in
their photos? And then how could I swipe right on
anyone based solely on fish size and then find my
partner And then I won't be able to and then
the population decreases, and then they win the inevitable human
versus robot war.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
This what's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Speaking of roosters, Rocky the Rooster, Oh back on Rock
ninety five to five giving you a chance to win
one thousand buccaroos one thousand dollar eggs, well, a thousand
dollar egg. What would you spend one thousand bucks on
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It would go straight to credit card probably.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Keep that's so fair, I get a bouncy castle so
that Rocky's next. We also needed to text an eight
four four ninety five fifty say Hi, say what's up?
Share a joke We've got some tickets for you to
go to the Messy experience messy as it gets you
like soccer, This one's for you, and as we always
(33:22):
do it this time of day, text time coming up next.
On the contrary, mister Idle, it is far too hot
a day for a wedding.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh that's what. But it's in a suit, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, no, at least the dress gets a little bit
of a breeze. Anyway, Mike, you tell us about the text.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, I can always text us A four four, ninety
five fifty and we compile them all and read some
of them back. At the end of the show, Big
Cat says, guys, I wish it was more humid, all right,
I don't understand that. Get in the shower. Yeah, curiously,
we're talking about huge catfish that was found earlier. Police
actually had to shoot it because it was a harassing
when the water over almost sorry, almost two hundred pounds.
(34:03):
Let's hear from the eight four to seven they say
can they bite? And there they can bite, and their
teeth are like a sheet of sandpaper. So if they're
big enough they can grab people and actually drag them underwater.
I learned this from a fishing show on Animal Planet. Okay,
so a two hundred pound catfish, I mean that's heavier
than me. Yeah, they could grab my swim trunks and
drag me under.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
A lot of two hundred pound catfish on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
That's a good point. Let's see here from the six
three to oh, could you guys please play some rush?
I'm sure we could do that for you. In a bit,
Bob says, river monsters. So yeah, guys, ever seen a
river monsters? Yeah? Ver? Have you? Have you seen river monsters? Yeah?
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Do you know that guy had to stop the show
because he caught all of the river monsters?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah? Are you being serious? Yeah? Oh I didn't know that.
That's literally why ran no more monsters in the water? Yeah,
I caught them all. You can always text us eight
four four ninety five fifty and that goes throughout the
whole day. You could text Clanger, you could text Waltz,
you could text Pat Capone and anybody you want. Right here,
I'm rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Mikey, do we have a winner for the messy experience?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, let's do. Let's do. The guy who gave us
the info on the fish. Okay, I like some good info.
I like it when you'd give it back to the show.
So we will hook him up with tickets to the
Messy Experience, a digital experience. If you love soccer and
you love Messy.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Alrighty okay, Mikey, you're in one piece. We didn't kill
each other. We didn't even really fight.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, we just kind of.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
We're just kind of two gals Gabin today on the morning,
just a couple of Gabin gals. Our boy Maris has
the dumps. He'll be back tomorrow when he's done with
his poops, don't I hear?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
My god, Maris has got the dumps. Katie's got a fever.
Just you and I hold the ship together. Oh god
know we've been forty miles off course already. Nigh.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, we need to go ahead and import this sinking
ship while we're ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
It's been lovely. We will see you tomorrow on the
morning match. But when Marris is back,
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