January 8, 2026 • 47 mins
The Morning Mosh Pit is back with another no-holds-barred episode packed with rock chaos and unfiltered takes. The crew rips through the latest Rock News, fires off Five Things, and dives deep into Nerd News during Text Time—because the mosh pit isn’t just loud, it’s informed.
Things get deliciously reckless with Dine on Cheese, sports talk brings the heat, and Bad News Bears delivers exactly the kind of madness you’ve come to expect. Fun to the Head keeps the laughs rolling, and the episode hits peak chaos with Ronnie Radke vs. Brittany Furlan, a clash that had everyone talking. Fast, funny, and unapologetically rock—this episode proves why Chicago keeps coming back every morning.
Listen now anytime on the iHeartRadio App.
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Things get deliciously reckless with Dine on Cheese, sports talk brings the heat, and Bad News Bears delivers exactly the kind of madness you’ve come to expect. Fun to the Head keeps the laughs rolling, and the episode hits peak chaos with Ronnie Radke vs. Brittany Furlan, a clash that had everyone talking. Fast, funny, and unapologetically rock—this episode proves why Chicago keeps coming back every morning.
Listen now anytime on the iHeartRadio App.
#iheartradio
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're gonna need you to do a few tests before
we continue.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You seem healthy. I feel so much better. You sound better.
I feel so much better. I don't want, like a
lingering virus to just fire off at one of those.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Your I myself am the lingering virus on the morning, Marsh.
But my name is Maria Palmer. I'm Maress Michael, and
I missed you yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We missed you too.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I spent the whole day chucking protein and shakes and
Gatorade yum.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And I like pedia light. Why no, it just like
hangover interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I guess Gatorade kind of does too, But I've used
gatorade for other things, so I don't specifically have the
hangover association.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But I don't use peda light for anything sports. I
always love Gatorade, so it just makes it easier speaking
of hangovers and drinking and all that fun stuff. Particular
day today it is.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It is a very special day. We are not doing
the jingle out of the open. I don't know if
you remember, but we did.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Talk about that. I thought it was the Thursday jingle
it is. I'm just excited. It's the first Thursday of
the year. I know, and I'm gonna be sick. We're
gonna be drinking some like day quill. I mean, and really,
what do you do for? What do you do? I
love day quill niquill. It's got me through. Today.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
We'll probably do a thirst to day shape Paul may Inspired.
Did you see that I haven't done a sick thirst
to day shape Paul Maine?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Like, okay, two years. I know that you do those,
and even I don't know what a shape. So everybody
who's listening, does it? Sright?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Thirst today? Shoe Paul may So. Shue is like French
for your house. Okay, So when you say Shay Paul
may So, if I said Shaye Michael, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
To Michael's house.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, Palmer is my last name, but to say in
a French accent.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Would be Paul may And this is video and it's video.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So it's when I take First to Day out of
the studio, when we bring it back to my place. Unfortunately,
my place can be a little bit underwhelming. However, I
am overwhelming and we love that juxtaposition.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's fun. Will the cats be in it? I mean, yeah, okay,
you know where you're gonna cook?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yes, yes, I do. I actually forgot that I had
this one planned already, but I do. Oh god, I'm
sorry in advance. And yet You're welcome and people can
see this later on your social media. It'll be on
my social media tonight. You got weather for us. Next,
I got weather? Who crazy weather? Michael says, don't go
(02:45):
outside or looking out your window. It'll ruin the surprise.
Here's weather. Today's gonna be Wow, it's gonna be almost
sixty degrees. Well, yeah, but you know what happens when
it's uh, you get that warm weather, you get thunderstorms.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Hey, we never talked about the fact that there was
a thunderstorm in December over the break.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
How bizarre was that? Like when it was snowing. I
had a little thunder when it was snowing at that time.
I thought that was kind of quite who it was
thunder in light yeah, lightning, snow, Yeah, thunderstorms today this afternoon,
a lot of rain. This afternoon too, is gonna be
mostly cloudy early, but fifty eight degrees the.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Hot thunderstorms in January. Yeah, this feels like an omen interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't like it. I could tell even the news
on TV was like taking aback a little bit. They're like,
and now I don't know what's going on, but we
got some thunderstorms this afternoon. Yeah, whatever it is, I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm gonna curl up a couch, have some soup.
I've been eating so much soup lately, the soup season there.
It is soup as long as it's hot and the liquid.
(03:52):
You're ready exactly, I want to drink it. There's a
fud joke that I'm just not willing to risk with
the it is there. Thank you. This is self control.
We appreciate it. Can we control myself? Please get into
Thursday next. I really was looking forward to the intro.
I don't know. I kind of want to make it
beg a little morble. See Jesus, I don't want to beg.
(04:13):
We'll do it better. Well, it is good.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's Max Okay, Thursday Live on Thursday. Green Day your
headliner for Alter Ego going on January seventh over in La.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Your chance to get qualified the wind coming up at
nine today.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
And now that you've heard Green Day on Rock ninety
five to five, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Time for It's wrong ninety five by Thursday, first day.
But we're not pat it up. It's like they're booth day.
The best way to enjoyed Thursday, give me the cry. Yeah,
we gotta tell you one way. Thank god what you
barnered a drink?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It was terribly yesterday. What I was drinking was protoon
chicks and Gatorade. Mikey, you said pedia like.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I like pedia like. But honestly, this is the thirst
that we're quenching today.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
What are your sick drinks when you can't go to
the bar because your body's betraying you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh man, I'll do tea all day. Yeah, go ahead, fifty.
We love hearing from you. He was just texted me
to get the number right. Can you do it again?
Eight ninety five fifty? Oh wow, Yeah, my tea kettle
goes all day when I'm sick. I've been just having
so much tea lately.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'll just peete out because he's a diuretic. I need
to really hydrate when I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean, I just, you know, take the walk. That's
an exercise because I'm not doing anything else.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Some of our listeners are going to be like, well
more alcohol, of course, Well, I mean I've never done
that in my life. If I'm feeling hungover, so you
know hair of the dog. I've never done that. We're
talking sick, yes, hey, I also don't like to drink
when I'm sick, though either I've done it. Yeah, it
was stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was coming in town for a Cubs game and
just had one of those weird summer fevers, and I
was like, I can't, I can't bail, I can't bail.
I haven't seen this friend in so long. So we
pregamed in the car for about an hour. Turn it out,
got got to Wrigley and I was like, Okay, my
body is choosing to fight the hangover, so.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This is what we're going to go with right now.
But once I got home, I was a wreck. I
was bad. Yeah, how are you, Mikey?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What other than PETERL like what you're drinking to feel better?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Because you're not drinking booze? You say water. I like
a ginger all yeah, you know, hit me with a
good ginger ill you stir the bubbles out, stir them.
Why would I stir the bubbles out? If you've got
an upset stomach, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
What helps.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You stir the bubbles out. You just making flash. I
was thinking scoop get to the top and like like
individual bubble and he eat a coffee. This morning, Michael
comes in with the toothpick and he's just like a
(07:13):
lot of work. It took me three hours, but it's
finally flat. Everybody gets a little Maybe ginger syrup is
what you're looking for at that point. Sorry, go ahead,
Oh no, you should have interrupted her, Michael. They always
give you ginger al On the way back from Vegas
on the flight somehow, I'm always really hungover somehow and
(07:36):
they're like, come to the back of the plane with us.
You look bad.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
What a mystery.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Earl Jam my favorite band. Yesterday we learned about a
new movie that's out called Song Sung Blue, about two
lovers who had a Neil Diamond tribute band that Eddie
Vedder fell in love with. They're from Milwaukee, a Pearl
Jam came to Summerfest to play and invited them on stage,
and in the movie that's the crux of the movie.
So they get kind of famous plane fairs around Milwaukee
(08:12):
and stuff, and then in the movie, the crux says
they get to play on stage with Eddie Vedder.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So I love anytime Neil Diamond is involved with a
movie saving Silverman with Incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Rock ninety five five Chicago's Rock Station in the morning
watch but is on takes a lot of technology to
make all those movies, though, technology that could eventually be
turned against us and an inevitable human invest is robots
woollos from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Open ai is launching chat GPT health Uh. It will
keep health questions separate from other chats, which I guess
is good. Open Ai says it will not use health
questions to train its models. It says it's not intended
for diagnosis and treatment. Okay, so there's that piece, right
(09:00):
non Intendant for Diagnosis and Treatment. Utah has become the
first state to allow AI to prescribe medication.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So this is gonna go great, like an idiocracy. When
they go in and the robot goes, what is your problem?
You know the doctor? You're like not even talking to
a person. I used it the other day when I
burned my hand. Yeah, because I didn't realize it. I
didn't know that if you get a burn, you're supposed
to put it under like lukewarm water for like twenty
minutes because it calms the nerves down actually helped me. Yeah. Yeah,
but it does say when you ask it, it's like,
(09:27):
first of all, I'm not a doctor, right, this is
not medical advice. But that's what takes me out about
the prescribing medication. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What do you think there is I would almost prefer
and I know it's all AI at the end of
the day, but if I'm working with my doctor specifically,
and they have everything in my file with my doctor,
and there is a chatbot that I can work with
to say, hey, I need a refill. I think this
is what's going on, and then that chat bot can go, oh, yeah,
(09:56):
we see your last refill was on this day. You
have this issue? Can you say these numbers really quick?
Or what's going on with this? And then that chat
bot can like, look at your stuff. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But what that chatbot can't do is make sure that
you've given it all of your medical history so that
it can anticipate you put in your medical history that
but hold, please, hold, please let me finish the thought,
because either maybe you don't know all of your medical
history or you're shaming of it, whatever the case, may be,
but also you might not know because maybe you're adopted,
(10:28):
you don't talk to your parents, whatever that may be.
A doctor can then say, before we get to any
version of prescription, we need to run some tests, whereas
a chatbot will say, do you have any medical history
that says I shouldn't prescribe this medicine?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What's that person gonna say, No, I don't know what
if it was like hair medicine or something, you know
what I mean, it's more basic sort of stuff or
like the hymn stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, exactly, Medicine is medicine, and the reason that you
need a prescription because if it was just hair stuff
over the counter, then you wouldn't be going to a
doctor for it. So anything that you're going to a
doctor for can also interact with other things in your
body or other medications that you're taking, and that's why
you go to a doctor instead of just CBS.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The future is going to be interesting, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
This is how they got you and I don't feel YEA.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
From the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It is the morning marsh fit on Rock ninety five
to five, and we got our trinity back, Maria, we
missed you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I missed you too, otha there an a trinity and
then that's so nice. You will anyway, real quick, somebody
look out at the sunrise. That's all I'm gonna say.
It is freaking beautiful out there right now, and it's
gonna be crappy all day. So enjoyed the sunrise. I've
never seen someone get such a hit of dopamine off
as sunrise like you do. I like to say I'm
a sunset slot, but sunrise it too. Yeah, your sunrise,
(11:50):
that's right, Yes, lets me go off. Hey, well now
I'm gonna make you feel a little bit inadequate. Sorry
about it.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
But according to research for Northwestern University, it is rare
but normal to experience hallucinations, words, her nose bleeds, fits
of laughter, crying, and headaches during or after an orgasm
for women.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So you're not doing it enough for so this is
make her nose bleed, but not that way that I'm like,
I'm not gonna hate you, No, no, I'm not. Well.
If she's into it, then do whatever you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But I think all the other symptoms would be okay.
If that happened. But if I saw a nosebleed pop
about of nowhere, I'd be slightly concerned.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I would okay, but that's where you have to trust
your partner. She's like, no, I'm good, No, I'm good. Wait,
keep glob crying isn't normal? Well, usually they probably crabbed
fourhand with you. They're like, I'm about to do this.
This is where my life has gotten before and after.
I believe that probably during as well, hit the symptoms
one more time.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Headaches, fits of laughter, crying, nosebleeds or even hallucinations.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Now like it's a small like it's rare.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You're not gonna look at two percent only get a nosebleed.
But also two percent of women, that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That is I agree, that's that's not small numbers. My
point being that.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
If you're not here and we're seeing a physiological response,
maybe there's more.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You could do. I mean, I want to hallucinate. And
here's the thing, here's the other thing. It can be fun.
You don't got to feel inadequate. We can have a
good time on this journey. We can learn me together.
My god, you know what, Let's get a map. Let's
go a veteran. I'm seeing a dragon that's going on.
(13:46):
This is better than those magic us. Yea, incorporate more
ahead times the roast makers. That's wild, honestly, you know,
(14:08):
in the very I mean, in the very little sex
I've ever had. I've never seen that ever, which is
not a surprise, I guess.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But have you had an experience with an orgasm that
was maybe off putting that but was actually just like
a good.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Room maybe just like a snort or something weird, like
a long something like that. Yeah, exactly, it's like, oh
my god, that's going on, mister Harris.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I always call it chasing stars, yes, because when you're
in that haze afterwards.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, and then you're both just kind of like I can't. Yeah.
Good game, literally game right there. Well done, buddy, Let's
go hydrate eight five fifty. We want you to feed
back text us. We see them. They shoot right in
(14:59):
here on our screen. Don't say that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
After that, all right, I'm gonna say we have another
We have another mission to accomplish.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We got pit Happens coming out. Yeah, it's only the
second one third we did today. Yeah, we did want today.
You feel that the Bears, Packers.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And there was a giant drunk man that's billed beer. Yeah,
I'm so proud of a few of us got kicked out.
But we want you.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So parwake and what do you guys lead it today?
I want to see what that was like. You should
do it again. Okay, I'll do it again today Tomorrow.
I want one of you guys to hear I'll do Friday. Well,
we can rotate. It makes me very happy.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Eight four four ninety five point fifty. We need you
to finish the quartet for Pit Happens. We're going to
get in a situation out at a venue. Things happen
all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It happens.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
He is going to lead the way. But we have
Chicago Wolf tickets on the line. They'll be taking on
the Texas Stars on Saturday. Four pack for you eight
four four fifty color ten to play Pit Happens.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Mom, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I'm rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Matt? Yes?
What's going on? Not much?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Get in the work, welcome Matt, No, no, absolutely not okay,
but thank you for finishing the quartzet with Matt.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Maria Merrison, Michael, Oh yeah right, thank you, I just
got it. Thank you slow on the uptake. He does
take it up that welcome to it happens, Matt. This
is the game. It's kind of like you choose your
own adventure deal.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
We are in some version of a mosh pit, whether
that be at a rock concert, a sports venue, whatever
that is. We have a situation that we need to handle.
You roleplay, tell us how you would handle that in
real life. We'll play it out and see how well
it goes based on a dice roll. You don't want
to get kicked out by security. That is your only objective.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
And if you don't get kicked out by security because
you make smart choices that go well for you, then
you win your tickets. Does that sound good to you, met, Yes,
it does. Hell yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay, Matt, what's your serr band?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Matt, Matt, Yes, Yes, what's your favorite band? Pantera? Okay,
you're at a Pantera show. You are all the way
up on the barricade. You are right where you want
to be, not even where you want to be, where
you've dreamed of being. But you couldn't even.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Believe that you were in a reality of a moment
where you're there, And then you realize you don't have
a beer and it's first day and you're right on
the barricade. Luckily you do have myself, Marris and Michael
around you. It's about twenty minutes until Pantera actually takes
(18:02):
the stage, so it's gonna be a minute and you're thirsty.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
What are you doing? Oh geez, I'm gonna go up
in the air. I'm gonna have somebody, have you guys
lifted me up, and I'm gonna surf all the way
to the reverse crowds. I like it. I love that.
Let's say we're gonna roll for it. Here we go.
It is a one uh.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
No, okay, So what happens is Maris goes down to
be your base because he's gonna get you up there.
Mikey goes to try to help stabilize your bad news
about limber arms over here.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm weak, He goes a little noodly.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I try to reach up there, and I can't even
get up there because Mike is like six four and
I'm five won so I can't even like really help.
So I'm like, oh no, and I watch you tumble
over the front of the barricade, and unfortunately security does
not like that. Oh, buddy, and Matt, you do, unfortunately
get dragged out by security number one.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think that's my fault. I need to do a
few more squats if you push up.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I wonder if you can save him though. I wonder
if you can talk security out of dragging him out.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, do try attempt to distract security so we can
get Matt back.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, all right, all right?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Wait, wait, wait, I'm crashing the stage. You're crashing stage,
crashing stage.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So you're trying to get kicked out harder. I'm getting
kicked out harder so Matt can get back here. I
like that.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So I'm going up on stage and I'm trying to
steal guitar picks.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, two goes on stage. He does try to take
guitar picks, but he doesn't quite make it on stage
because the other security on stage then grabs Marris and
also throws Maris out of the venue. I don't know
how you save it, Mikey, but do you want to
(19:58):
give it a go. I met a a couple of
days ago, the manager of the club. I'm going to
go to the manager. Wow, this is happening. I'm gonna
try to just talk to him. Good idea. All right,
here we go six.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Wow, incredible news because six is the highest we can
go on this dice. Right yep. Mike goes.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
He talks to the manager for once. He's actually like
charismatic and convincing.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's weird, and luckily Maris isn't there to witness it.
He probably wouldn't even believe it. I am, though, and
I get to watch as that manager goes and brings
you back in. Matt Marris, you're still kicked out because
you're trying to steal property. They're not going to let
you back into that. There's no smoothing where that can
happen there. Wow, we thought we lost it and we
(20:42):
brought it back. So Matt, you do still win? Matt
from Sleepy the Winner, Yes, and Matt gets in joy
the man. You are awesome. I don't hear that very often.
Thank you, Matt. You are all set.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You got a four packet tickets to the Chicago Wolves
taking on the Texas Star is at All State Arena
this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It is a Superhero night, so.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Feel free to dress up if you'll want to get
your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Man is to be Stuple Pilots playing in Wakegan at
the Genesee Theater January seventeenth. Find out everything at Rock
nine five to five dot com. I feel like you
see that in the news a lot when you do
look at the news. I try to avoid it when
I can, especially lately it's carry as out there. We
(21:34):
need a little bit of a safe space, but we
do need to be informed. But we're gonna take like
the really triggering components out of it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Put a positive spin on those headlines for you. This
is bad news days.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Man charged for hiding camera under girl's bed, Well, what
are you gonna get under the bed? And I say,
what are you capturing? Dust bunnies?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
All?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I don't think. I feel like I can hear him
now what what's illegal?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
This is the camera?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I heard that?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What did I do?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Man convicted of slaying his infant children?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Even your tone doesn't help that. I don't like that.
That's not what they meant when they said slaking.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Man sentenced to merely a century for shooting.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Huh, all right, all right, you don't don't shoot off?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And finally grooming charge after man tried to meet team.
This is way more, Chris Hansen has entered the chat.
Have you been seeing Chris Hansen on TikTok? Yeah, ontok,
it's incredibly under Dan. I'm sorry, was bad news bears? Okay,
now what Chris Hansen? What is he doing the same thing?
(22:53):
But like Network TV really couldn't keep running his show
because of all the legal liabilities because like you know,
on Trapman or whatever, So Network it's not going to
take on that Costuck says, we got.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, well, but Chris Hansen's become a big enough name
you can probably fund it in himself. And anyone has
a platform with TikTok on the internet these days, so hell.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, look out, petos. It really hasn't magic to listening
to Fallout Boy in Chicago, Yep, their hometown, Oh yes,
where so much of their music probably got written. That's
especially those early records. Oh for sure. You ever listened
to h Where is Your Boy? Good Night?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
While it's like one of those gloomy winter days and
you're like, oh, I understand why they wrote that song
in this environment because it matches perfectly.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Love those things anyway, Mikey, speaking of environments that don't
match perfectly, you remember back in early twenty twenty five,
Britney Furlin was married to Tommy Lee. A Motley Crue
said she had been catfished by someone online pretending to
be Ronnie Radkey. She thought it was Ronnie Radkey. Yeah,
she was talking to him. They were flooring.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
To be fair, she didn't say I got halfish. She
said it was Ronnie Radkey.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I think, right, yeah, Well now she's you know, she's
kept the conclusion that it really was or supposedly wasn't
him anyway, she believed it was him.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
And Ronnie even claimed to involve the FBI to help
investigate the fake accounts that were impersonating him, whether that's
true or not. So early this year, which is days ago,
Radke went a step further and filed a temporary restraining
order against her, alleging that she's still harassing and stalking him,
saying he's repeatedly contact she's repeatedly contacted him online and
(24:29):
even showed up outside his home uh and at a
medical appointment. And she also said something publicly recently too,
right where she was.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Like, yeah, he says it wasn't him, but like so
she's not really accepting that it wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, it seems like she sort of this is keeps
going on and he's having to defend himself. Also though,
update weirdly on the restraining order he got denied. Yeah,
I saw that. Yeah, so they said it didn't basically,
what was it fall into the legal standards, which is
like threats of violence, distress stuff like that, but really
not like every day and another hearing schedule now for
January twenty third.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, it's just you talk about people trying to stay
relevant with stuff, because we were talking about Alabama Barker
just like needing her moment of shine, and then it
was just like they got together and it was like, hey,
nobody's talking.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
About us the whole world's show. Hey noo, he's talking
about us. You want to run us back really quick.
And that's what it feels like. It's hard to decipher too,
because yep, it could be just pure media manipulation and listen,
game recognize game like Tip of the Hat too. By
all means.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
However, it also could be a mental health issue and
given they all work in a creative field and we
know that pretty much anyone has a personality disorder.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
If you're here, yeah, I don't think there's any drudge
alcohol going on at Tommy Lee's places. From what I've
Heardy doesn't touch the stuff, never has church going man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
So also there's personality disorders at play here, definitely close
to be ones, and those are high conflict types. So
Brittany's probably real embarrassed that she got catfished. Her ego
is not even going to let her consider that she
didn't get catfish.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So no matter what information you put in front of her,
she's not gonna take it. Ronnie loves this kind of stuff. Yeah,
so he's gonna keep eating it up.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Tommy I genuinely don't think knows which way is up.
Either his wife is cheating on him or getting manipulated
and he can't tell.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
What to do there. Tommy Lee put out a statement
telling rad Key to stop engaging and stalking his wife,
So again another question. And if Ronnie's not doing anything,
then he's really like, yeah, okay, I'll stop, I guess.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And there's been no way to actually know what's true
in this, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean, we know we know what.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Details kicked everything off, but right now we're just going
to spend and not actually know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
And Ronnie, I guess, is trying to subpoena the IP
like information from Snapchat and like all them out of
data so he can show that it's like not his
wow allegedly, I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what he says.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
But again it's like, yeah, drama, you could not react
and that would actually probably be more efficient.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
That would calming this down. That would be the way. Yeah,
but nah, why do that Motley Crew coming to Tinley
Park this year? It's gonna be a good time. Yeah,
just like great good music. Metallica on Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
As we all have been patiently waiting for Metallica Saved
My Life, the fan based documentary where fans tell.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Stories about how Metallica saved your life. I've been interested
in this from jump.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We're supposed to get it last year, and apparently maybe
early this year we will get to see this in theater.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Nice, so just give it to us, Metallica or whoever's
holding it up.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I love that Metallica is doing like a fan base thing.
They've always been really good with their fans and stuff,
so much so, in fact, that they made their music
available online for free from the fan big advocates of
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Hey, there's a study.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That just came out that said nearly two thirds of
US workers rely on side hustles.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, it's about right. Yeah, I mean, man, I was
talking with somebody about this the other day. I said, well,
if you need more money and just get a second job,
most people I know have them. Now it's also, frankly
why I roll my eyes. I shouldn't. I shouldn't, should
have more empathy. Let me be so clear, I am
wrong when I do this. I roll my eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
At corporate burnout sometimes because it's like you have one job.
Like not to say that you can't get burnt out,
there's no Lord knows mayors of all people you can
speak of that. Well, we are also perhaps in a
industry that maybe you shouldn't be corporate. I don't know,
but maybe not corporate is not the word, but just
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the one career.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Not to say that you can't get burnt out, you
certainly can.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
But I remember when I had to work four jobs
to make this career become a career, and that level
of burnout. And I've gotten really burnt out here, and
in fact, I've probably gotten more burnt out than I
ever have in my life because I'm not dealing with
such a cute burnout every single month. That's forcing me
to like rest, I'm experiencing burnout over the course of
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a year.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
But yeah, what was your side hustle? Back in the day,
I was being as handy as possible. Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I was cutting grass, I was building furniture. I would
ever anybody needed help with. I was there to assist anything. Yeah,
oh yep, wow, okay, Mikey.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
When I was trying to get into radio, like you said, yeah,
a lot of times, you gotta work for free. I
was working at Hollywood Video. Y'all remember video stores. Hollywood Video.
We rented out games, we read it out gaming systems.
Hell yeah, and that store doesn't even exist anymore. Incredible.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I was obviously a bartender and server at two locations,
but we count that as one job. I was a
caregiver for one of my buddies who had gone through
liver failure and had to have someone monitoring him like
Legit twenty four to seven, So caregiving. Then it was
also working shout out exclusion screening in DC. I was
selling like this medical database search thing essentially, And.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Then Radio part time. Yeah you made it? Yeah, I
guess what's your side? Hustle eight four four. We'd love
to hear what you're doing extra to make money. Gagny
nerd alert, it's time to dark out. This one is interesting.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
A new group of fans are taking over the Denver
Broncos or there's new interests. Uma Suma Ma is anime
manga also a mobile game focused on horse girls.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Each of the horse girls has a beautiful horse racing
name and incredible running abilities and that is what the
series is based about the races that these young women
go on. I'm immediately in now as fans of this show,
game manga have embraced it. They have gone out to
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embrace the Denver Broncos as their mascot is a horse
as well. So they're cosplaying at the Denver Broncos games
stopping and wouldn't you know, the Denver Broncos fans are
embracing these fan girls. So if you when we get
to see the Denver Broncos as they are the number
one seed in the.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
AF, so you might see some horse girls in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And I have to say, as far as jocks and nerds,
coming together to celebrate football.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
This is absolutely beautiful. It's all fun and games until
the furries get involved. And I was thinking about it.
You just run around and pull their tails taking don't
they come right off the back of their hands. Don't
do that. Don't do that. Can you give me that?
Sounds that it would make.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
But as we have the Bears and Packers this weekend,
I'll be kickoff to the weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I know, I know. Bears fans already do this.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You dress up as the big Bear, you got your
bear onesie. My buddy Pat was out decked out in
his bear onesie last week.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Cosplays a cheese grater. Go ahead, yes, how do I
even do? We step? Step it up?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I need to are you? Are you gonna become a
Denver Broncos fan all of a sudden here.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's not even that I'm inspired by the Denver Bronco
well by their fandom anyway, that's doing this. I need
to be going to Cubs games dressed as a Cub.
I need to be going to Bears games dressed as
a Bear. I need to be in a white sock
when I go down there. You don't I do Probably
I'm going to red hot Chili Peppers and I'm gonna
white sock it up at the White Sox.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I want to see how far you get.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
But first and foremost, shout out to the Denver Broncos
for embracing and shout out to the fans.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Of them, a try it one more time, Uma Suma, man, Yeah,
it's fine. Pretty Derby got a text here. It's pronounced manga,
not manga. Now would you try this? Yeah? Your name
such a romantic song. It really does not know how
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to stop when anyone says when it's.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
The morning mosh bit on Rock ninety five five boys,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Spot oh man? Yeah, we're gonna not stop him when
they say when Blackhawks seven to three over the Saint
Louis Blues last night, seven goals din beautiful. They exploded
in the fourth. Uh just exploded, killing it. Yeah. Black
Mak's playing very good this year. You know, we're eight days.
(33:43):
I'll take what I can get. Don't get pulled in
until it's like concrete. Their next game Friday against Capitol's Bulls.
Last night lost to the Detroit Pistons. They are playing
tonight at the United Center against the Heat and the
Chicago Cups have acquired a right handed pitcher, Edward Curea
from the Miami Marlins. Carreras a twenty seven year old
right hander who debuted the MLB twenty twenty one and
(34:06):
has shown top of rotation potential with electric stuff and
a strong strikeout arsenal but scud. He does have a
little bit of an elbow issue he's dealt with over time.
But it's nice to have another starter. It got to
be so hard for his partner because like he's right handed,
and he's like a baseball player, so he's good with
his right hand, so like whatever you do has to
be better than anything he can do with his hand.
(34:28):
I'm assuming he could be ambidex hues.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, sure, that's curveball. You're competing with his hands, that's right.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
And onto the dressing game.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, man, playoffs, I'm getting nervous.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Actually, we got playoffs kicking off tonight. We got Ole
Miss and Miami in the college football playoff, and then
tomorrow Oregon and Indiana. But Saturday is what we really
care about. Potential snow in the forecast too.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
As I was, you know, perusing social media, saw a
lot of people talking about game etiquette while at Soldier Field,
and I picked up on this while I was there.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Hey, Bears fans a lot of drinking. No, no, there's
not the drinking. Some people get carried out. You gotta
know when to cheer and when not to cheer.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
When your team is on defense and Jordan Love is
out there with the Packers, loud as can be as
absolutely no all downs, right all downs.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It needs to be as loud as possible. Yep. We
don't want them communicating.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
And Bears are very skittish animals, so you don't want
to scare them away from a goal by cheering the
wrong time.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And you know what, and I will take that note
because when Caleb Williams is on the field.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Shut silence, absolute silence. You quiet as a church mouse.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I want to be able to hear Caleb so clear
on television when I'm watching the game, I.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Can just oh, good child, crowd.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
When I was at the line, when the lines are
in town, people are just cheering on every down.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And I get it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You get excited when a big play happens, but bring
it back down.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
When they're in the huddle, when they're going up to
the line, let.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Him make his adjustments, so everybody can hear bring it
down and they're not team Yes, you are important in
that moment, but if you don't understand what your job
is in that moment, what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Then if you see them outside of that environment and
they're like walking up towards you, let him know that
you're there and just be like, hey bear, hey bear,
have you bear?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It was just funny because I know, like all stadiums
they put it up quiet people at work. It was
so insistent at Soldier Field on Sunday. It was just
like hey, you shut up. Yeah, And there's just no
way to convey it to everybody because there was just
like there was too much energy, but just no, like, hey,
it's real simple.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Loud on defense, quiet on offense. Yeah, easy peasy. Just
tell the entire crowd to do that and they'll all
listen to you. They don't. Again, only the third playoff
meeting in the rivalry's one hundred year history, and Rome
was in practice yesterday limited with the foot issue, but
he is in practice doing drills, so we're waiting to
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find out if we'll see him on Saturday. We'll see
how that goes. He'll probably be a distraction, and this
is why we love sports.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Sometimes I feel of fear, the uncertainty, stinging clean.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
It's a hell of a community service, I'll tell you
that much things. Let's start off with we have smart vodka.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
What only gonna cost you about two hundred and fifty dollars.
It got light up options, it sinks with an app.
It's a spinning bottle. It's supposed to sport poor, especially
when it comes out of the bottle like, I'm not
paying for all we doing. Make sure my vodka tastes good.
(38:02):
And I'm not a fan of vodka like that, so
I'm not going for this. But if you do want
to get a smart vodka bottle, head on overdor you
amoonspirits dot com.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I'm mad that you would bring up such an abomination
on thirst Day, the holiest of days in regards to alcohol. Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Now we have new obesity standards, so seven out of
ten Americans are considered obese. They updated it to add
your waist size and body fat distribution to your bm
I and I'll say this much, I've been obee since
I was sixteen ye and that was when I was
in the best shape of my life, so these standards
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mean nothing to me.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Also, our food we eat as garbage. Well, there in
lies the issue.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
The standards are very very real, the medical effects are
very very real. We can't afford to do anything about
it when we can't afford the groceries that are actually.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Good for us, and then we have to rely on
all the cheap stuff. Check out the vodka bottle. This
is what you can do with an app. You can
make it. Okay, Well, dear listener, Ye see, I have
like a tornado inside it with the liquor.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
So let's discuss maybe at a later time.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Catch my attention, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's real cool, but not part of Five Things anymore
because we're on the Girl Scouts.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We were talking about this, Michael.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
They retired two cookies, the toast Jah and Smortes cookies
are now gone, and now they have a new one,
Explore Moores, which is Rocky Road themed, which I'm okay with.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
As long as it's a soft cookie. I'm in.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Also talked about him yesterday. James Bond is officially coming
to Netflix on January fifteenth, So if you have a
favorite James Bond or haven't seen all the James Bond movies.
You can now see them on Netflix. Amazon and Netflix
working together to bring James Bond back to the forefront
and introduce him to a new generation of fans.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
And your pick for Bond girl, I'm sick of with
Margot Robbie. Yeah you Maria, you have to pick a
Bond girl. Oh, I don't know. I don't care about that.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I do care about the best James Bond, which was
Sean Connery.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Thank you very much. I'm doing the ss Sydney Sweeney
for mine. Oh there you go for a Bond girl. Yeah,
that's fine. I'm going with Pierce Brosan for me for Bond.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
And finally, I don't know if this tip is actually
gonna work, but a delivery driver says, if you take
a spray bottle of vodka to your windshield before a
cold night, you can prevent frost from getting on your windshield.
If you want to waste vodka, go for it.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Or do I have a vodka bottle for you? What
are we doing with vodka? What is this? Alcohol sales
are way down. Yeah, they're finding new ways to get
vodka out there. So alcohol maybe we are going to
be Russell.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh, that is five things. And now we got some
sound gardeners. We are ninety five minutes commercial free rock
ninety five nerds to the gulag.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
It is the morning mash bit as.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
And now time for the best part of the day.
What it's text time, baby love. You can text us
any time, even when we're not here. You can send
text We're gonna see I'm eight four ninety five fifty
and we read them every day. Let's see here what
I pull today? Pizza? Oh, we're talking about people's side hustles. Yes,
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from the seven to seven three pizza delivery Faisano's Hickory
Hills stop by Maris and it says, got you on pizza? Now, Maris,
I don't know if I mean that you get the
hook up on pizza might be stepping back and as
expensive as food is, my god, I'd beat pizza every
day from the sixth three. Oh, I'm a personal assistant.
Worked at Abbey Farms and now I work at Fox
Valley Special Rex y'all hiring. I can squeeze in a
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fourth job. Will you work for free. Yes, exactly. From
the two one five Happy Anniversary to the MMP two
days ago. It was our one year anniversary. I didn't
get to text the other day because work has been
extra crazy. Thanks for a year of laughs. She'd make
time go by faster every morning. You preserve my dwindling sanity.
Here's to celebrate another year with bad decisions. Please enjoy
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a compilation of my best depicts. Right, I don't know
that we preserve insanity as much as we are so
insane that it's going to make you feel normal. Has
anybody clicked into his email? Are they depicts? They're not?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Well, they aren't technically pictures of Dix like Dick Nixon,
Dick Clark.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Well done, good sir, that's all well done indeed. Tyler
from Mulkenna says, Mokeena, excuse me talking listen? One year.
I know I want you guys to know that today
we celebrate two deceased birthdays, Elvis Presley and David Bowie.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Oh my gosh, when David Bowie died, his I'm gonna
be very terrible here because I forget her name, but
his ex wife was on like celebrity Big Brother over
in the UK, and she told like another one of
the contestants, but she said David died, and there was
another contestant named David, and so they thought that like
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this guy in the house was like Dad. She's like, nop,
my ex husband, David Bowie died ome On.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, No, no, it wasn't Emon. She was Bowie. I
don't remember anyway. Okay, So if you're better than Google,
it wasn't. She was on Celebrity Big Brother. No she wasn't.
Thank you. Yes, that's why I know. I'll just if
you weren't you. Marie was out not feeling good. And
(43:34):
from the nine five six, Yeah, the plague bearer is back.
Have a great day, guys, and my favorite of the day.
And we're asking you to do this. We want the
hate to flow through you get your packers hate. In
eight four fifty from the seven to eight f the
packers tod all the time. Yes, we will read these
on the air, especially tomorrow. I want to hear all
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the packers hate. Oh yeah, and we've got a special
price probably talk about next. Oh yeah. I like prizes.
I even like surprises. That's when they are men of status. Okay, absolutely,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
That's when we get that's when it's a shock that
you get to have of status.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
He's a surprise. Okay, thanks Rix twice.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yep, boy going going, gone, lost the religion on Rocket
ninety five five and now you are left with the
Heathens of the morning.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Marsh ped You're welcome and.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Also sorry, Michael, you're feeling confident about Saturday.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
I am feeling confident. I've seen what the Bears have
done this season. They tend to find ways to win,
and I think we got this. Maria, are you feeling
confident about Saturday? Bears love cheese. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna
eat the crap out of it.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Oh yeah, We're feeling good. So essentially what we're gonna
do is we're getting ready to celebrate. We have victory Monday,
actually Sunday and Monday ready to go. But on Monday
with us when the Bears beat the Packers, we.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Got a nice little cheese bread. I can't wait to
find out in our group chat when you text that happened.
I mean, when I watched the game. You're not going
to watch the game, of course I am. I'm gonna
be honest with you. If the Bears win this game.
I might not be here Monday. I may have a
hangover so bad. How are you Saturday?
Speaker 5 (45:26):
My No that you come and hungover? No timeout, dipstick,
you have all of Sunday. Oh I know I'm gonna
drink then too, Such a big one.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
You don't abandon us with your bad decisions. You make
the bad decisions anyway. And then you show up with
a bottle outside Soldier Field, just laid out on the ground.
Then police will take you in. We're gonna instill some
character into him somehow, maybe next year.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yes, we are planning the celebration for Monday. We're all
going to dine on some cheese.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh be damned.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Those lack salmon and berries too, because the bears are
going to be there and they're going to need.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
To be fueled, and bears like salmon and berries. Thank
you do. What kind of bear would you be me? Yeah,
that's a really good question. I think I'd probably be
a grizzly grizzly because like, I want cuddles, am big
and fluffy, but I am secretly vicious.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
What ever made you look at a grizzly bear and
go that that thing loves to cuddle?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Well, everyone loves to cuddle Maris, okay, but the right person.
I'm sorry that.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
You think that just because something can be scary, that
means it's devoid of love and affection.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I love the natural fear that I have in things
that you both don't possess.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And I ever watched a horror movie? Do you know
what we do is white people go all sound, investigate,
must be a friend.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I'm just gonna say it like this. I'm not going
to be able to save of you. Yeah, Michael, you're
much heavier than Maria, and damn, damn, I'm going to
try and get both of you out of here. But
I can run though. Yes, you may have to take
her up.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I'll oh yeah, I can do whatever I want.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Yeah, no horror stories this weekend because the bears are
going to dominate the packers and we'll see you tomorrow.
I realized it after I yelled at the I yelled
it into see that movie. But we also have another
celebration before we get there tomorrow, because tomorrow's a special day,
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isn't it it is?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah? What is tomorrow? Is it free?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
We did not know?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Oh my god, I couldn't remember. I'm all out of
whacking long vacation Next, Chris
We're gonna need you to do a few tests before
we continue.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You seem healthy. I feel so much better. You sound better.
I feel so much better. I don't want, like a
lingering virus to just fire off at one of those.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Your I myself am the lingering virus on the morning, Marsh.
But my name is Maria Palmer. I'm Maress Michael, and
I missed you yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We missed you too.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I spent the whole day chucking protein and shakes and
Gatorade yum.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And I like pedia light. Why no, it just like
hangover interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I guess Gatorade kind of does too, But I've used
gatorade for other things, so I don't specifically have the
hangover association.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But I don't use peda light for anything sports. I
always love Gatorade, so it just makes it easier speaking
of hangovers and drinking and all that fun stuff. Particular
day today it is.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It is a very special day. We are not doing
the jingle out of the open. I don't know if
you remember, but we did.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Talk about that. I thought it was the Thursday jingle
it is. I'm just excited. It's the first Thursday of
the year. I know, and I'm gonna be sick. We're
gonna be drinking some like day quill. I mean, and really,
what do you do for? What do you do? I
love day quill niquill. It's got me through. Today.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
We'll probably do a thirst to day shape Paul may Inspired.
Did you see that I haven't done a sick thirst
to day shape Paul Maine?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Like, okay, two years. I know that you do those,
and even I don't know what a shape. So everybody
who's listening, does it? Sright?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Thirst today? Shoe Paul may So. Shue is like French
for your house. Okay, So when you say Shay Paul
may So, if I said Shaye Michael, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
To Michael's house.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, Palmer is my last name, but to say in
a French accent.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Would be Paul may And this is video and it's video.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So it's when I take First to Day out of
the studio, when we bring it back to my place. Unfortunately,
my place can be a little bit underwhelming. However, I
am overwhelming and we love that juxtaposition.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's fun. Will the cats be in it? I mean, yeah, okay,
you know where you're gonna cook?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yes, yes, I do. I actually forgot that I had
this one planned already, but I do. Oh god, I'm
sorry in advance. And yet You're welcome and people can
see this later on your social media. It'll be on
my social media tonight. You got weather for us. Next,
I got weather? Who crazy weather? Michael says, don't go
(02:45):
outside or looking out your window. It'll ruin the surprise.
Here's weather. Today's gonna be Wow, it's gonna be almost
sixty degrees. Well, yeah, but you know what happens when
it's uh, you get that warm weather, you get thunderstorms.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Hey, we never talked about the fact that there was
a thunderstorm in December over the break.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
How bizarre was that? Like when it was snowing. I
had a little thunder when it was snowing at that time.
I thought that was kind of quite who it was
thunder in light yeah, lightning, snow, Yeah, thunderstorms today this afternoon,
a lot of rain. This afternoon too, is gonna be
mostly cloudy early, but fifty eight degrees the.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Hot thunderstorms in January. Yeah, this feels like an omen interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't like it. I could tell even the news
on TV was like taking aback a little bit. They're like,
and now I don't know what's going on, but we
got some thunderstorms this afternoon. Yeah, whatever it is, I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm gonna curl up a couch, have some soup.
I've been eating so much soup lately, the soup season there.
It is soup as long as it's hot and the liquid.
(03:52):
You're ready exactly, I want to drink it. There's a
fud joke that I'm just not willing to risk with
the it is there. Thank you. This is self control.
We appreciate it. Can we control myself? Please get into
Thursday next. I really was looking forward to the intro.
I don't know. I kind of want to make it
beg a little morble. See Jesus, I don't want to beg.
(04:13):
We'll do it better. Well, it is good.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's Max Okay, Thursday Live on Thursday. Green Day your
headliner for Alter Ego going on January seventh over in La.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Your chance to get qualified the wind coming up at
nine today.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
And now that you've heard Green Day on Rock ninety
five to five, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Time for It's wrong ninety five by Thursday, first day.
But we're not pat it up. It's like they're booth day.
The best way to enjoyed Thursday, give me the cry. Yeah,
we gotta tell you one way. Thank god what you
barnered a drink?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It was terribly yesterday. What I was drinking was protoon
chicks and Gatorade. Mikey, you said pedia like.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I like pedia like. But honestly, this is the thirst
that we're quenching today.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
What are your sick drinks when you can't go to
the bar because your body's betraying you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh man, I'll do tea all day. Yeah, go ahead, fifty.
We love hearing from you. He was just texted me
to get the number right. Can you do it again?
Eight ninety five fifty? Oh wow, Yeah, my tea kettle
goes all day when I'm sick. I've been just having
so much tea lately.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'll just peete out because he's a diuretic. I need
to really hydrate when I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean, I just, you know, take the walk. That's
an exercise because I'm not doing anything else.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Some of our listeners are going to be like, well
more alcohol, of course, Well, I mean I've never done
that in my life. If I'm feeling hungover, so you
know hair of the dog. I've never done that. We're
talking sick, yes, hey, I also don't like to drink
when I'm sick, though either I've done it. Yeah, it
was stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was coming in town for a Cubs game and
just had one of those weird summer fevers, and I
was like, I can't, I can't bail, I can't bail.
I haven't seen this friend in so long. So we
pregamed in the car for about an hour. Turn it out,
got got to Wrigley and I was like, Okay, my
body is choosing to fight the hangover, so.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This is what we're going to go with right now.
But once I got home, I was a wreck. I
was bad. Yeah, how are you, Mikey?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What other than PETERL like what you're drinking to feel better?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Because you're not drinking booze? You say water. I like
a ginger all yeah, you know, hit me with a
good ginger ill you stir the bubbles out, stir them.
Why would I stir the bubbles out? If you've got
an upset stomach, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
What helps.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You stir the bubbles out. You just making flash. I
was thinking scoop get to the top and like like
individual bubble and he eat a coffee. This morning, Michael
comes in with the toothpick and he's just like a
(07:13):
lot of work. It took me three hours, but it's
finally flat. Everybody gets a little Maybe ginger syrup is
what you're looking for at that point. Sorry, go ahead,
Oh no, you should have interrupted her, Michael. They always
give you ginger al On the way back from Vegas
on the flight somehow, I'm always really hungover somehow and
(07:36):
they're like, come to the back of the plane with us.
You look bad.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
What a mystery.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Earl Jam my favorite band. Yesterday we learned about a
new movie that's out called Song Sung Blue, about two
lovers who had a Neil Diamond tribute band that Eddie
Vedder fell in love with. They're from Milwaukee, a Pearl
Jam came to Summerfest to play and invited them on stage,
and in the movie that's the crux of the movie.
So they get kind of famous plane fairs around Milwaukee
(08:12):
and stuff, and then in the movie, the crux says
they get to play on stage with Eddie Vedder.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So I love anytime Neil Diamond is involved with a
movie saving Silverman with Incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Rock ninety five five Chicago's Rock Station in the morning
watch but is on takes a lot of technology to
make all those movies, though, technology that could eventually be
turned against us and an inevitable human invest is robots
woollos from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Open ai is launching chat GPT health Uh. It will
keep health questions separate from other chats, which I guess
is good. Open Ai says it will not use health
questions to train its models. It says it's not intended
for diagnosis and treatment. Okay, so there's that piece, right
(09:00):
non Intendant for Diagnosis and Treatment. Utah has become the
first state to allow AI to prescribe medication.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So this is gonna go great, like an idiocracy. When
they go in and the robot goes, what is your problem?
You know the doctor? You're like not even talking to
a person. I used it the other day when I
burned my hand. Yeah, because I didn't realize it. I
didn't know that if you get a burn, you're supposed
to put it under like lukewarm water for like twenty
minutes because it calms the nerves down actually helped me. Yeah. Yeah,
but it does say when you ask it, it's like,
(09:27):
first of all, I'm not a doctor, right, this is
not medical advice. But that's what takes me out about
the prescribing medication. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What do you think there is I would almost prefer
and I know it's all AI at the end of
the day, but if I'm working with my doctor specifically,
and they have everything in my file with my doctor,
and there is a chatbot that I can work with
to say, hey, I need a refill. I think this
is what's going on, and then that chat bot can go, oh, yeah,
(09:56):
we see your last refill was on this day. You
have this issue? Can you say these numbers really quick?
Or what's going on with this? And then that chat
bot can like, look at your stuff. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But what that chatbot can't do is make sure that
you've given it all of your medical history so that
it can anticipate you put in your medical history that
but hold, please, hold, please let me finish the thought,
because either maybe you don't know all of your medical
history or you're shaming of it, whatever the case, may be,
but also you might not know because maybe you're adopted,
(10:28):
you don't talk to your parents, whatever that may be.
A doctor can then say, before we get to any
version of prescription, we need to run some tests, whereas
a chatbot will say, do you have any medical history
that says I shouldn't prescribe this medicine?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What's that person gonna say, No, I don't know what
if it was like hair medicine or something, you know
what I mean, it's more basic sort of stuff or
like the hymn stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, exactly, Medicine is medicine, and the reason that you
need a prescription because if it was just hair stuff
over the counter, then you wouldn't be going to a
doctor for it. So anything that you're going to a
doctor for can also interact with other things in your
body or other medications that you're taking, and that's why
you go to a doctor instead of just CBS.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The future is going to be interesting, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
This is how they got you and I don't feel YEA.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
From the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It is the morning marsh fit on Rock ninety five
to five, and we got our trinity back, Maria, we
missed you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I missed you too, otha there an a trinity and
then that's so nice. You will anyway, real quick, somebody
look out at the sunrise. That's all I'm gonna say.
It is freaking beautiful out there right now, and it's
gonna be crappy all day. So enjoyed the sunrise. I've
never seen someone get such a hit of dopamine off
as sunrise like you do. I like to say I'm
a sunset slot, but sunrise it too. Yeah, your sunrise,
(11:50):
that's right, Yes, lets me go off. Hey, well now
I'm gonna make you feel a little bit inadequate. Sorry
about it.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
But according to research for Northwestern University, it is rare
but normal to experience hallucinations, words, her nose bleeds, fits
of laughter, crying, and headaches during or after an orgasm
for women.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So you're not doing it enough for so this is
make her nose bleed, but not that way that I'm like,
I'm not gonna hate you, No, no, I'm not. Well.
If she's into it, then do whatever you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But I think all the other symptoms would be okay.
If that happened. But if I saw a nosebleed pop
about of nowhere, I'd be slightly concerned.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I would okay, but that's where you have to trust
your partner. She's like, no, I'm good, No, I'm good. Wait,
keep glob crying isn't normal? Well, usually they probably crabbed
fourhand with you. They're like, I'm about to do this.
This is where my life has gotten before and after.
I believe that probably during as well, hit the symptoms
one more time.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Headaches, fits of laughter, crying, nosebleeds or even hallucinations.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Now like it's a small like it's rare.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You're not gonna look at two percent only get a nosebleed.
But also two percent of women, that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That is I agree, that's that's not small numbers. My
point being that.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
If you're not here and we're seeing a physiological response,
maybe there's more.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You could do. I mean, I want to hallucinate. And
here's the thing, here's the other thing. It can be fun.
You don't got to feel inadequate. We can have a
good time on this journey. We can learn me together.
My god, you know what, Let's get a map. Let's
go a veteran. I'm seeing a dragon that's going on.
(13:46):
This is better than those magic us. Yea, incorporate more
ahead times the roast makers. That's wild, honestly, you know,
(14:08):
in the very I mean, in the very little sex
I've ever had. I've never seen that ever, which is
not a surprise, I guess.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But have you had an experience with an orgasm that
was maybe off putting that but was actually just like
a good.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Room maybe just like a snort or something weird, like
a long something like that. Yeah, exactly, it's like, oh
my god, that's going on, mister Harris.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I always call it chasing stars, yes, because when you're
in that haze afterwards.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, and then you're both just kind of like I can't. Yeah.
Good game, literally game right there. Well done, buddy, Let's
go hydrate eight five fifty. We want you to feed
back text us. We see them. They shoot right in
(14:59):
here on our screen. Don't say that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
After that, all right, I'm gonna say we have another
We have another mission to accomplish.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We got pit Happens coming out. Yeah, it's only the
second one third we did today. Yeah, we did want today.
You feel that the Bears, Packers.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And there was a giant drunk man that's billed beer. Yeah,
I'm so proud of a few of us got kicked out.
But we want you.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So parwake and what do you guys lead it today?
I want to see what that was like. You should
do it again. Okay, I'll do it again today Tomorrow.
I want one of you guys to hear I'll do Friday. Well,
we can rotate. It makes me very happy.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Eight four four ninety five point fifty. We need you
to finish the quartet for Pit Happens. We're going to
get in a situation out at a venue. Things happen
all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It happens.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
He is going to lead the way. But we have
Chicago Wolf tickets on the line. They'll be taking on
the Texas Stars on Saturday. Four pack for you eight
four four fifty color ten to play Pit Happens.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Mom, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I'm rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Matt? Yes?
What's going on? Not much?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Get in the work, welcome Matt, No, no, absolutely not okay,
but thank you for finishing the quartzet with Matt.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Maria Merrison, Michael, Oh yeah right, thank you, I just
got it. Thank you slow on the uptake. He does
take it up that welcome to it happens, Matt. This
is the game. It's kind of like you choose your
own adventure deal.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
We are in some version of a mosh pit, whether
that be at a rock concert, a sports venue, whatever
that is. We have a situation that we need to handle.
You roleplay, tell us how you would handle that in
real life. We'll play it out and see how well
it goes based on a dice roll. You don't want
to get kicked out by security. That is your only objective.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
And if you don't get kicked out by security because
you make smart choices that go well for you, then
you win your tickets. Does that sound good to you, met, Yes,
it does. Hell yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay, Matt, what's your serr band?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Matt, Matt, Yes, Yes, what's your favorite band? Pantera? Okay,
you're at a Pantera show. You are all the way
up on the barricade. You are right where you want
to be, not even where you want to be, where
you've dreamed of being. But you couldn't even.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Believe that you were in a reality of a moment
where you're there, And then you realize you don't have
a beer and it's first day and you're right on
the barricade. Luckily you do have myself, Marris and Michael
around you. It's about twenty minutes until Pantera actually takes
(18:02):
the stage, so it's gonna be a minute and you're thirsty.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
What are you doing? Oh geez, I'm gonna go up
in the air. I'm gonna have somebody, have you guys
lifted me up, and I'm gonna surf all the way
to the reverse crowds. I like it. I love that.
Let's say we're gonna roll for it. Here we go.
It is a one uh.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
No, okay, So what happens is Maris goes down to
be your base because he's gonna get you up there.
Mikey goes to try to help stabilize your bad news
about limber arms over here.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm weak, He goes a little noodly.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I try to reach up there, and I can't even
get up there because Mike is like six four and
I'm five won so I can't even like really help.
So I'm like, oh no, and I watch you tumble
over the front of the barricade, and unfortunately security does
not like that. Oh, buddy, and Matt, you do, unfortunately
get dragged out by security number one.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think that's my fault. I need to do a
few more squats if you push up.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I wonder if you can save him though. I wonder
if you can talk security out of dragging him out.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, do try attempt to distract security so we can
get Matt back.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, all right, all right?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Wait, wait, wait, I'm crashing the stage. You're crashing stage,
crashing stage.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So you're trying to get kicked out harder. I'm getting
kicked out harder so Matt can get back here. I
like that.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So I'm going up on stage and I'm trying to
steal guitar picks.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, two goes on stage. He does try to take
guitar picks, but he doesn't quite make it on stage
because the other security on stage then grabs Marris and
also throws Maris out of the venue. I don't know
how you save it, Mikey, but do you want to
(19:58):
give it a go. I met a a couple of
days ago, the manager of the club. I'm going to
go to the manager. Wow, this is happening. I'm gonna
try to just talk to him. Good idea. All right,
here we go six.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Wow, incredible news because six is the highest we can
go on this dice. Right yep. Mike goes.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
He talks to the manager for once. He's actually like
charismatic and convincing.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's weird, and luckily Maris isn't there to witness it.
He probably wouldn't even believe it. I am, though, and
I get to watch as that manager goes and brings
you back in. Matt Marris, you're still kicked out because
you're trying to steal property. They're not going to let
you back into that. There's no smoothing where that can
happen there. Wow, we thought we lost it and we
(20:42):
brought it back. So Matt, you do still win? Matt
from Sleepy the Winner, Yes, and Matt gets in joy
the man. You are awesome. I don't hear that very often.
Thank you, Matt. You are all set.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You got a four packet tickets to the Chicago Wolves
taking on the Texas Star is at All State Arena
this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It is a Superhero night, so.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Feel free to dress up if you'll want to get
your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Man is to be Stuple Pilots playing in Wakegan at
the Genesee Theater January seventeenth. Find out everything at Rock
nine five to five dot com. I feel like you
see that in the news a lot when you do
look at the news. I try to avoid it when
I can, especially lately it's carry as out there. We
(21:34):
need a little bit of a safe space, but we
do need to be informed. But we're gonna take like
the really triggering components out of it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Put a positive spin on those headlines for you. This
is bad news days.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Man charged for hiding camera under girl's bed, Well, what
are you gonna get under the bed? And I say,
what are you capturing? Dust bunnies?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
All?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I don't think. I feel like I can hear him
now what what's illegal?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
This is the camera?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I heard that?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What did I do?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Man convicted of slaying his infant children?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Even your tone doesn't help that. I don't like that.
That's not what they meant when they said slaking.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Man sentenced to merely a century for shooting.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Huh, all right, all right, you don't don't shoot off?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And finally grooming charge after man tried to meet team.
This is way more, Chris Hansen has entered the chat.
Have you been seeing Chris Hansen on TikTok? Yeah, ontok,
it's incredibly under Dan. I'm sorry, was bad news bears? Okay,
now what Chris Hansen? What is he doing the same thing?
(22:53):
But like Network TV really couldn't keep running his show
because of all the legal liabilities because like you know,
on Trapman or whatever, So Network it's not going to
take on that Costuck says, we got.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, well, but Chris Hansen's become a big enough name
you can probably fund it in himself. And anyone has
a platform with TikTok on the internet these days, so hell.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, look out, petos. It really hasn't magic to listening
to Fallout Boy in Chicago, Yep, their hometown, Oh yes,
where so much of their music probably got written. That's
especially those early records. Oh for sure. You ever listened
to h Where is Your Boy? Good Night?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
While it's like one of those gloomy winter days and
you're like, oh, I understand why they wrote that song
in this environment because it matches perfectly.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Love those things anyway, Mikey, speaking of environments that don't
match perfectly, you remember back in early twenty twenty five,
Britney Furlin was married to Tommy Lee. A Motley Crue
said she had been catfished by someone online pretending to
be Ronnie Radkey. She thought it was Ronnie Radkey. Yeah,
she was talking to him. They were flooring.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
To be fair, she didn't say I got halfish. She
said it was Ronnie Radkey.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I think, right, yeah, Well now she's you know, she's
kept the conclusion that it really was or supposedly wasn't
him anyway, she believed it was him.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
And Ronnie even claimed to involve the FBI to help
investigate the fake accounts that were impersonating him, whether that's
true or not. So early this year, which is days ago,
Radke went a step further and filed a temporary restraining
order against her, alleging that she's still harassing and stalking him,
saying he's repeatedly contact she's repeatedly contacted him online and
(24:29):
even showed up outside his home uh and at a
medical appointment. And she also said something publicly recently too,
right where she was.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Like, yeah, he says it wasn't him, but like so
she's not really accepting that it wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, it seems like she sort of this is keeps
going on and he's having to defend himself. Also though,
update weirdly on the restraining order he got denied. Yeah,
I saw that. Yeah, so they said it didn't basically,
what was it fall into the legal standards, which is
like threats of violence, distress stuff like that, but really
not like every day and another hearing schedule now for
January twenty third.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, it's just you talk about people trying to stay
relevant with stuff, because we were talking about Alabama Barker
just like needing her moment of shine, and then it
was just like they got together and it was like, hey,
nobody's talking.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
About us the whole world's show. Hey noo, he's talking
about us. You want to run us back really quick.
And that's what it feels like. It's hard to decipher too,
because yep, it could be just pure media manipulation and listen,
game recognize game like Tip of the Hat too. By
all means.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
However, it also could be a mental health issue and
given they all work in a creative field and we
know that pretty much anyone has a personality disorder.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
If you're here, yeah, I don't think there's any drudge
alcohol going on at Tommy Lee's places. From what I've
Heardy doesn't touch the stuff, never has church going man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
So also there's personality disorders at play here, definitely close
to be ones, and those are high conflict types. So
Brittany's probably real embarrassed that she got catfished. Her ego
is not even going to let her consider that she
didn't get catfish.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So no matter what information you put in front of her,
she's not gonna take it. Ronnie loves this kind of stuff. Yeah,
so he's gonna keep eating it up.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Tommy I genuinely don't think knows which way is up.
Either his wife is cheating on him or getting manipulated
and he can't tell.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
What to do there. Tommy Lee put out a statement
telling rad Key to stop engaging and stalking his wife,
So again another question. And if Ronnie's not doing anything,
then he's really like, yeah, okay, I'll stop, I guess.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And there's been no way to actually know what's true
in this, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean, we know we know what.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Details kicked everything off, but right now we're just going
to spend and not actually know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
And Ronnie, I guess, is trying to subpoena the IP
like information from Snapchat and like all them out of
data so he can show that it's like not his
wow allegedly, I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what he says.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
But again it's like, yeah, drama, you could not react
and that would actually probably be more efficient.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
That would calming this down. That would be the way. Yeah,
but nah, why do that Motley Crew coming to Tinley
Park this year? It's gonna be a good time. Yeah,
just like great good music. Metallica on Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
As we all have been patiently waiting for Metallica Saved
My Life, the fan based documentary where fans tell.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Stories about how Metallica saved your life. I've been interested
in this from jump.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We're supposed to get it last year, and apparently maybe
early this year we will get to see this in theater.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Nice, so just give it to us, Metallica or whoever's
holding it up.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I love that Metallica is doing like a fan base thing.
They've always been really good with their fans and stuff,
so much so, in fact, that they made their music
available online for free from the fan big advocates of
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Hey, there's a study.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That just came out that said nearly two thirds of
US workers rely on side hustles.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, it's about right. Yeah, I mean, man, I was
talking with somebody about this the other day. I said, well,
if you need more money and just get a second job,
most people I know have them. Now it's also, frankly
why I roll my eyes. I shouldn't. I shouldn't, should
have more empathy. Let me be so clear, I am
wrong when I do this. I roll my eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
At corporate burnout sometimes because it's like you have one job.
Like not to say that you can't get burnt out,
there's no Lord knows mayors of all people you can
speak of that. Well, we are also perhaps in a
industry that maybe you shouldn't be corporate. I don't know,
but maybe not corporate is not the word, but just
(28:40):
the one career.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Not to say that you can't get burnt out, you
certainly can.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
But I remember when I had to work four jobs
to make this career become a career, and that level
of burnout. And I've gotten really burnt out here, and
in fact, I've probably gotten more burnt out than I
ever have in my life because I'm not dealing with
such a cute burnout every single month. That's forcing me
to like rest, I'm experiencing burnout over the course of
(29:05):
a year.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
But yeah, what was your side hustle? Back in the day,
I was being as handy as possible. Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I was cutting grass, I was building furniture. I would
ever anybody needed help with. I was there to assist anything. Yeah,
oh yep, wow, okay, Mikey.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
When I was trying to get into radio, like you said, yeah,
a lot of times, you gotta work for free. I
was working at Hollywood Video. Y'all remember video stores. Hollywood Video.
We rented out games, we read it out gaming systems.
Hell yeah, and that store doesn't even exist anymore. Incredible.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I was obviously a bartender and server at two locations,
but we count that as one job. I was a
caregiver for one of my buddies who had gone through
liver failure and had to have someone monitoring him like
Legit twenty four to seven, So caregiving. Then it was
also working shout out exclusion screening in DC. I was
selling like this medical database search thing essentially, And.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Then Radio part time. Yeah you made it? Yeah, I
guess what's your side? Hustle eight four four. We'd love
to hear what you're doing extra to make money. Gagny
nerd alert, it's time to dark out. This one is interesting.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
A new group of fans are taking over the Denver
Broncos or there's new interests. Uma Suma Ma is anime
manga also a mobile game focused on horse girls.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Each of the horse girls has a beautiful horse racing
name and incredible running abilities and that is what the
series is based about the races that these young women
go on. I'm immediately in now as fans of this show,
game manga have embraced it. They have gone out to
(31:04):
embrace the Denver Broncos as their mascot is a horse
as well. So they're cosplaying at the Denver Broncos games
stopping and wouldn't you know, the Denver Broncos fans are
embracing these fan girls. So if you when we get
to see the Denver Broncos as they are the number
one seed in the.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
AF, so you might see some horse girls in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And I have to say, as far as jocks and nerds,
coming together to celebrate football.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
This is absolutely beautiful. It's all fun and games until
the furries get involved. And I was thinking about it.
You just run around and pull their tails taking don't
they come right off the back of their hands. Don't
do that. Don't do that. Can you give me that?
Sounds that it would make.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
But as we have the Bears and Packers this weekend,
I'll be kickoff to the weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I know, I know. Bears fans already do this.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You dress up as the big Bear, you got your
bear onesie. My buddy Pat was out decked out in
his bear onesie last week.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Cosplays a cheese grater. Go ahead, yes, how do I
even do? We step? Step it up?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I need to are you? Are you gonna become a
Denver Broncos fan all of a sudden here.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's not even that I'm inspired by the Denver Bronco
well by their fandom anyway, that's doing this. I need
to be going to Cubs games dressed as a Cub.
I need to be going to Bears games dressed as
a Bear. I need to be in a white sock
when I go down there. You don't I do Probably
I'm going to red hot Chili Peppers and I'm gonna
white sock it up at the White Sox.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I want to see how far you get.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
But first and foremost, shout out to the Denver Broncos
for embracing and shout out to the fans.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Of them, a try it one more time, Uma Suma, man, Yeah,
it's fine. Pretty Derby got a text here. It's pronounced manga,
not manga. Now would you try this? Yeah? Your name
such a romantic song. It really does not know how
(33:17):
to stop when anyone says when it's.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
The morning mosh bit on Rock ninety five five boys,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Spot oh man? Yeah, we're gonna not stop him when
they say when Blackhawks seven to three over the Saint
Louis Blues last night, seven goals din beautiful. They exploded
in the fourth. Uh just exploded, killing it. Yeah. Black
Mak's playing very good this year. You know, we're eight days.
(33:43):
I'll take what I can get. Don't get pulled in
until it's like concrete. Their next game Friday against Capitol's Bulls.
Last night lost to the Detroit Pistons. They are playing
tonight at the United Center against the Heat and the
Chicago Cups have acquired a right handed pitcher, Edward Curea
from the Miami Marlins. Carreras a twenty seven year old
right hander who debuted the MLB twenty twenty one and
(34:06):
has shown top of rotation potential with electric stuff and
a strong strikeout arsenal but scud. He does have a
little bit of an elbow issue he's dealt with over time.
But it's nice to have another starter. It got to
be so hard for his partner because like he's right handed,
and he's like a baseball player, so he's good with
his right hand, so like whatever you do has to
be better than anything he can do with his hand.
(34:28):
I'm assuming he could be ambidex hues.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, sure, that's curveball. You're competing with his hands, that's right.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
And onto the dressing game.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, man, playoffs, I'm getting nervous.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Actually, we got playoffs kicking off tonight. We got Ole
Miss and Miami in the college football playoff, and then
tomorrow Oregon and Indiana. But Saturday is what we really
care about. Potential snow in the forecast too.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
As I was, you know, perusing social media, saw a
lot of people talking about game etiquette while at Soldier Field,
and I picked up on this while I was there.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Hey, Bears fans a lot of drinking. No, no, there's
not the drinking. Some people get carried out. You gotta
know when to cheer and when not to cheer.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
When your team is on defense and Jordan Love is
out there with the Packers, loud as can be as
absolutely no all downs, right all downs.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It needs to be as loud as possible. Yep. We
don't want them communicating.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
And Bears are very skittish animals, so you don't want
to scare them away from a goal by cheering the
wrong time.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And you know what, and I will take that note
because when Caleb Williams is on the field.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Shut silence, absolute silence. You quiet as a church mouse.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I want to be able to hear Caleb so clear
on television when I'm watching the game, I.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Can just oh, good child, crowd.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
When I was at the line, when the lines are
in town, people are just cheering on every down.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And I get it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You get excited when a big play happens, but bring
it back down.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
When they're in the huddle, when they're going up to
the line, let.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Him make his adjustments, so everybody can hear bring it
down and they're not team Yes, you are important in
that moment, but if you don't understand what your job
is in that moment, what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Then if you see them outside of that environment and
they're like walking up towards you, let him know that
you're there and just be like, hey bear, hey bear,
have you bear?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It was just funny because I know, like all stadiums
they put it up quiet people at work. It was
so insistent at Soldier Field on Sunday. It was just
like hey, you shut up. Yeah, And there's just no
way to convey it to everybody because there was just
like there was too much energy, but just no, like, hey,
it's real simple.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Loud on defense, quiet on offense. Yeah, easy peasy. Just
tell the entire crowd to do that and they'll all
listen to you. They don't. Again, only the third playoff
meeting in the rivalry's one hundred year history, and Rome
was in practice yesterday limited with the foot issue, but
he is in practice doing drills, so we're waiting to
(37:11):
find out if we'll see him on Saturday. We'll see
how that goes. He'll probably be a distraction, and this
is why we love sports.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Sometimes I feel of fear, the uncertainty, stinging clean.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
It's a hell of a community service, I'll tell you
that much things. Let's start off with we have smart vodka.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
What only gonna cost you about two hundred and fifty dollars.
It got light up options, it sinks with an app.
It's a spinning bottle. It's supposed to sport poor, especially
when it comes out of the bottle like, I'm not
paying for all we doing. Make sure my vodka tastes good.
(38:02):
And I'm not a fan of vodka like that, so
I'm not going for this. But if you do want
to get a smart vodka bottle, head on overdor you
amoonspirits dot com.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I'm mad that you would bring up such an abomination
on thirst Day, the holiest of days in regards to alcohol. Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Now we have new obesity standards, so seven out of
ten Americans are considered obese. They updated it to add
your waist size and body fat distribution to your bm
I and I'll say this much, I've been obee since
I was sixteen ye and that was when I was
in the best shape of my life, so these standards
(38:41):
mean nothing to me.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Also, our food we eat as garbage. Well, there in
lies the issue.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
The standards are very very real, the medical effects are
very very real. We can't afford to do anything about
it when we can't afford the groceries that are actually.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Good for us, and then we have to rely on
all the cheap stuff. Check out the vodka bottle. This
is what you can do with an app. You can
make it. Okay, Well, dear listener, Ye see, I have
like a tornado inside it with the liquor.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
So let's discuss maybe at a later time.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Catch my attention, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's real cool, but not part of Five Things anymore
because we're on the Girl Scouts.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We were talking about this, Michael.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
They retired two cookies, the toast Jah and Smortes cookies
are now gone, and now they have a new one,
Explore Moores, which is Rocky Road themed, which I'm okay with.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
As long as it's a soft cookie. I'm in.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Also talked about him yesterday. James Bond is officially coming
to Netflix on January fifteenth, So if you have a
favorite James Bond or haven't seen all the James Bond movies.
You can now see them on Netflix. Amazon and Netflix
working together to bring James Bond back to the forefront
and introduce him to a new generation of fans.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
And your pick for Bond girl, I'm sick of with
Margot Robbie. Yeah you Maria, you have to pick a
Bond girl. Oh, I don't know. I don't care about that.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I do care about the best James Bond, which was
Sean Connery.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Thank you very much. I'm doing the ss Sydney Sweeney
for mine. Oh there you go for a Bond girl. Yeah,
that's fine. I'm going with Pierce Brosan for me for Bond.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
And finally, I don't know if this tip is actually
gonna work, but a delivery driver says, if you take
a spray bottle of vodka to your windshield before a
cold night, you can prevent frost from getting on your windshield.
If you want to waste vodka, go for it.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Or do I have a vodka bottle for you? What
are we doing with vodka? What is this? Alcohol sales
are way down. Yeah, they're finding new ways to get
vodka out there. So alcohol maybe we are going to
be Russell.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh, that is five things. And now we got some
sound gardeners. We are ninety five minutes commercial free rock
ninety five nerds to the gulag.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
It is the morning mash bit as.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on rock ninety
five to five.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
And now time for the best part of the day.
What it's text time, baby love. You can text us
any time, even when we're not here. You can send
text We're gonna see I'm eight four ninety five fifty
and we read them every day. Let's see here what
I pull today? Pizza? Oh, we're talking about people's side hustles. Yes,
(41:30):
from the seven to seven three pizza delivery Faisano's Hickory
Hills stop by Maris and it says, got you on pizza? Now, Maris,
I don't know if I mean that you get the
hook up on pizza might be stepping back and as
expensive as food is, my god, I'd beat pizza every
day from the sixth three. Oh, I'm a personal assistant.
Worked at Abbey Farms and now I work at Fox
Valley Special Rex y'all hiring. I can squeeze in a
(41:51):
fourth job. Will you work for free. Yes, exactly. From
the two one five Happy Anniversary to the MMP two
days ago. It was our one year anniversary. I didn't
get to text the other day because work has been
extra crazy. Thanks for a year of laughs. She'd make
time go by faster every morning. You preserve my dwindling sanity.
Here's to celebrate another year with bad decisions. Please enjoy
(42:12):
a compilation of my best depicts. Right, I don't know
that we preserve insanity as much as we are so
insane that it's going to make you feel normal. Has
anybody clicked into his email? Are they depicts? They're not?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Well, they aren't technically pictures of Dix like Dick Nixon,
Dick Clark.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Well done, good sir, that's all well done indeed. Tyler
from Mulkenna says, Mokeena, excuse me talking listen? One year.
I know I want you guys to know that today
we celebrate two deceased birthdays, Elvis Presley and David Bowie.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Oh my gosh, when David Bowie died, his I'm gonna
be very terrible here because I forget her name, but
his ex wife was on like celebrity Big Brother over
in the UK, and she told like another one of
the contestants, but she said David died, and there was
another contestant named David, and so they thought that like
(43:06):
this guy in the house was like Dad. She's like, nop,
my ex husband, David Bowie died ome On.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, No, no, it wasn't Emon. She was Bowie. I
don't remember anyway. Okay, So if you're better than Google,
it wasn't. She was on Celebrity Big Brother. No she wasn't.
Thank you. Yes, that's why I know. I'll just if
you weren't you. Marie was out not feeling good. And
(43:34):
from the nine five six, Yeah, the plague bearer is back.
Have a great day, guys, and my favorite of the day.
And we're asking you to do this. We want the
hate to flow through you get your packers hate. In
eight four fifty from the seven to eight f the
packers tod all the time. Yes, we will read these
on the air, especially tomorrow. I want to hear all
(43:56):
the packers hate. Oh yeah, and we've got a special
price probably talk about next. Oh yeah. I like prizes.
I even like surprises. That's when they are men of status. Okay, absolutely,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
That's when we get that's when it's a shock that
you get to have of status.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
He's a surprise. Okay, thanks Rix twice.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yep, boy going going, gone, lost the religion on Rocket
ninety five five and now you are left with the
Heathens of the morning.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Marsh ped You're welcome and.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Also sorry, Michael, you're feeling confident about Saturday.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
I am feeling confident. I've seen what the Bears have
done this season. They tend to find ways to win,
and I think we got this. Maria, are you feeling
confident about Saturday? Bears love cheese. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna
eat the crap out of it.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Oh yeah, We're feeling good. So essentially what we're gonna
do is we're getting ready to celebrate. We have victory Monday,
actually Sunday and Monday ready to go. But on Monday
with us when the Bears beat the Packers, we.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Got a nice little cheese bread. I can't wait to
find out in our group chat when you text that happened.
I mean, when I watched the game. You're not going
to watch the game, of course I am. I'm gonna
be honest with you. If the Bears win this game.
I might not be here Monday. I may have a
hangover so bad. How are you Saturday?
Speaker 5 (45:26):
My No that you come and hungover? No timeout, dipstick,
you have all of Sunday. Oh I know I'm gonna
drink then too, Such a big one.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
You don't abandon us with your bad decisions. You make
the bad decisions anyway. And then you show up with
a bottle outside Soldier Field, just laid out on the ground.
Then police will take you in. We're gonna instill some
character into him somehow, maybe next year.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yes, we are planning the celebration for Monday. We're all
going to dine on some cheese.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh be damned.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Those lack salmon and berries too, because the bears are
going to be there and they're going to need.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
To be fueled, and bears like salmon and berries. Thank
you do. What kind of bear would you be me? Yeah,
that's a really good question. I think I'd probably be
a grizzly grizzly because like, I want cuddles, am big
and fluffy, but I am secretly vicious.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
What ever made you look at a grizzly bear and
go that that thing loves to cuddle?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Well, everyone loves to cuddle Maris, okay, but the right person.
I'm sorry that.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
You think that just because something can be scary, that
means it's devoid of love and affection.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I love the natural fear that I have in things
that you both don't possess.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And I ever watched a horror movie? Do you know
what we do is white people go all sound, investigate,
must be a friend.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I'm just gonna say it like this. I'm not going
to be able to save of you. Yeah, Michael, you're
much heavier than Maria, and damn, damn, I'm going to
try and get both of you out of here. But
I can run though. Yes, you may have to take
her up.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I'll oh yeah, I can do whatever I want.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Yeah, no horror stories this weekend because the bears are
going to dominate the packers and we'll see you tomorrow.
I realized it after I yelled at the I yelled
it into see that movie. But we also have another
celebration before we get there tomorrow, because tomorrow's a special day,
(47:36):
isn't it it is?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah? What is tomorrow? Is it free?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
We did not know?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Oh my god, I couldn't remember. I'm all out of
whacking long vacation Next, Chris
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