Marris' Major Simpsons Mistake

Recorded on the 3rd of October. 5

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated. It went up
to the cloud and you can't get it down. For
nobody understands the cloud. It's a mystery. There's weather.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, they'll charge you every time too for that cloud.
It fills up, then I gotta pay more money. Oh,
different kind of cloud. It's weather time, got it?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh? Can I just tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
We are going into another absolutely stunning weekend. It is
gonna be damn near ninety degrees today and this weekend.
I know it's a little hot that's gonna s Even
this morning when I was walking in, I was like, man,
there's a little bit of a warmth in the air.
So it gonna be warm today and then upper eighties
for the next two days. Man, the weekend gonna beautiful
sunshine and the warm temperatures.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It was about this time last month when Mikey was
going it is fall, baby, it's right officially.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, it does still feel like I mean, you know
what I like is it was a little windy yesterday,
the rustling leaves just blowing down the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Happy medic.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Rustling leaves in ninety degrees. Well, yeah, it wasn't as
hot yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, sound okay?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And then I'm gonna get out and go to Jack's
Pumpkin pop up this weekend. What you could how tickets
to today for fun to that? Yeah, it's gonna be
a fun time, it is. What do you guys doing
this weekend? If you didn't get outside?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I have my stage debut this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Why that? Wait a minute, where what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'm doing a show, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Ma'am matte? What yeah? Hold on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh my goodness, you can come that important. That's so nice. Fats,
what are you doing? I'm doing my first like improv show. Well,
it's not my show. It's a show called Fleeced Nice.
It's this troop of inappropriate puppets fun and it's at
Beat Kitchen. It's their debut too, their debuting their show.

(01:46):
I'm just like their special guest. I haven't done this before,
so I'm very excited and feature. Yeah, we're gonna improv
a bit. I wrote a song. Oh my god, you guys,
I need to put this song for you maybe after
we do the show, and I'll do it on air
maybe next week.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But I wrote a song about an octopus.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah to month.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Uh oh, because the tentacles in the suction. Yeah, okay,
that makes there's eight of them.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Also beat kitchen during the Kitchen Month.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't name the places. I don't choose the material.
I am a guess. You can't get tickets if you want,
I'd love to see you there, but.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna try. It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Tomorrow, Yeah crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I will be at Sister Strap Breast Cancer Walk fun
raising money and awareness over on the South Side at
the Crock Center, So get your pink on, going strut
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I will be on the couch watching the Cubs win again.
Hell yeah, oh yeah. After that, I'll be watching.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Maria Saddle. We got bad news bears coming up next, Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We do.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't come. My dog runs away. Monsters there, your
dog ran away? You don't even care. Sublime doesn't deserve
that little baby. The old guy. We'll Fido anyway, Mikey.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes, One in five festival goers report having a sexual
encounter encounter at a music festival.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
M that's twenty percent.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I assume they mean consensual Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well yes, because well I've.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Had plenty of sexual encounters music festivals, and I got
his head, didn't like any of them. Don't touch me,
very handsy, very.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Uh oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Have you ever like with a significant other or something
like that, like I get you know, jumped in a
porta potty or anything?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
No, I jumped.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Where else are you gonna do it? You need a
little privacy. You can't do it out in the open.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't think I could do it in a porta potty.
I think I'd get in there and be like, no,
any anything I felt any.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Aralsal or exactly, gotta plug my nose. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
The only way that I could think about it is
like at La La. I've seen them come through freshly cleaning,
and it's just like, you know, they got the fresh.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Solution in the body. You're just waiting for that let
me feel well when there's nothing in them if they got.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Rid of everything else, but then there's the resid dude, yeah,
everywhere else.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Gross. But also I love them take a line of like,
hey baby, they just put some fresh solution in the
porta Potas you want to get out.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Of here, I would probably think, like you just use
the crowd as your backdrop even then.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
But people aren't cool with that.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, I mean you'd have to be the same height,
you'd have to be standing one in front of the other, right,
is that what you're talking about, Like you do it
in the crowd. God damn, if I saw somebody doing that,
I would be I would be Yeah, I'm not even crude.
I would be offended.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
It would not be down with that.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
But like, think about the numbers of distractions you have
if it's you do it at the right time, fans
playing the clock in the afternoon, you got a midday steak,
a bunch of grass open, that's not the time to still.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I think that if I'm standing there even I remember
being in the middle of the crowd of Lollapalooza, and
I was for one of the shows at night, so
it was packed, and I think I would notice if
someone was just doing a humpty hump.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Especially because like when you're packed in that tightly, you
can like you're literally shouldered to shoulder with other people.
So if anyone's moving in any version of a rhythm,
I kind of feel that literally.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
But like you can also get a little handsy. You
don't got to go roll throttle.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I went to a festival in Dover, Delaware called the
Firefly Music Festival, and they have forest area Firefly, it's
so sick, so sick, like in the forest area where
you could totally be getting it on. They have like
a hammock area, so you can go hang out in
the hammocks and they're.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was really fun place to do. You could do
it there for sure.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
That makes way more sense when it's like a sleep
away festival like that, when there's tent area.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Are we taking that into accounting?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I think you said because Laala is significantly different because
you go home every night.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, that's the case.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
If you're I'm in, if you're at Bonnaru, you're going
to your tent afterwards or your camper.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
It is definitely having sex with these us.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
We used to camp out at the Warp Tour for
the Warp Tour and the Gorge and it, which was
just an all night party.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Everybody's having sex.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yikes, listen pop punk bands and who they have sex with.
Not a great record there.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I'm also thinking about this from like this summer, middle
of summer, just sweating, like, oh my god, not that
We want you to fully out yourself. But eight four
or four five ninety five fifty stories? Have you had

(06:53):
a little fun at a music festival? How the hell
did you do it?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Especially if it was at Lala yeah or any riot fest?
Y s?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Where and how? We won't say your name, but we're intrigued.
Eight four four ninety five fifty. That's eight four four
ninety five five call us now.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's rock station. Oh it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's gonna be a beautiful day, a beautiful weekend ahead,
and we are the morning marsh bit.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Don't you quote you two songs at me? It's beautiful day?
Oh yeah, that one all good friends. Soon we will
be on our D and D journey. The city of
Chicago has long been ruled by rival culinary guilds, each
vying for dominance over the sacred sacred street food, sacred

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stream booths that define it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sold you want to start again? I said what I
said sacred.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Three unlikely adventurers, that's us and you, dear listener, are
drawn together when the Vienna sausage sigil, an enchanted map
of the city appears in their hands. Their quest to
assemble all of.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
The ingredients for a perfect Chicago dogm Their journey will
take them through the Wrigly Enclave, where cubs paladins guard
their sacred turf, the deep dish dungeons, where molten cheese
rivers and crust gollums threaten all who enter.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Gollums mm hm golums. The Magnificent Mile, glittering with illusion
spells and tricksters. The Maxwell Street Market, the chaotic bazaar
full of potion hawkers, bards on corners, and hot dog
cart mimics.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
As they close in on the hidden stand of the
mythical hot dog Sage, they must fend off rival guilds
such as the catch up cultists, hero takes banished from
Chicago's borders, and make moral choices about what truly makes
a hot dog perfect.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I could tell you, Yeah, tell us all about those wieners, Mikey.
The final trial isn't just about finding the hot dog.
It's about earning the right to eat it. Don't like
that I said that. Yeah, you're right, and you're right.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I can't wait to start.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
This very good dungeon master, very impressed I am. I'm
trying to figure out what voice Marius the Scaly will
have during said.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
D and D campaigns is we are you going to
put on a voice.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh, I'm absolutely going to put on a voice for Yes,
it's Marius.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Additionally, young listener, we've got something special for our first
gambit D and D ars. When we start this on Monday,
you're gonna ge qualified for a Vegas fly away to Sticks.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh that's huge, Yeah, huge, Sticks much.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's where you went with that? Yep? Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
So I know, like I know, there's a group of
people sitting back and going bought some Sticks tickets Vegas.
But if you, if you, if you were on on
the fence about wanting to D and D with us.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I am, I am. I can tell you that I'm
leaning on one side of the fence.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I didn't want I didn't. I've never talked about this,
known about this anything. Now that we've been doing it
a little bit, Just put your toe in the water
a little bit. The water's fine, it's very fun.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Pinky toe.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Mars will be waiting below, mouth open to your toes.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Marius the Scaly likes to sleep in water. Doesn't mean
I'm sucking toes and water.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
All right, does Mary is the scaly leg them dogs?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
He do?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
He doesn't want them the piggies out to market.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, we're just gonna.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Suck the toes.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Somebody did tell me something? Would they tell you about
this day?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's Friday? Not what'd you forget?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I forgot to tell that. Tell your listener that their
character that they'll be playing with with on in D
and D either or either or we'll also have a weapon.
That weapon will be a chain saw. A chain saw.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I love that so much. Eight four.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Ninety five fifty be collars in to get your chainsaw today.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'm I'm perplexed. We've been doing this for five years.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, how have we not run out of chainsaws?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Well, there's a line of people, Maris and a company
that makes chainsauce, and they consistently make them because that
way that people like us don't run out, you know. Yeah,
there's By the way, can my character in the D
and D have toxic toots?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
We could smoke people out?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
He's getting more and more fun.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh, I'm gonna have myself some fun this weekend writing
all this four four.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Nine five five ninety five fifty Michael what's that number?
Eight four four nine five? Where where were we? Because
it is free shuts up?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
And the thing is Alanis Morris that never said that
that song was about Uncle Joey. Ever he did. He
was the one that claimed. He's like, it's about me.
You want to know why because he's an f boy
And that's what they do.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
I mean, if I got a song like that written
about me, I'd be someone on the street corner with
a sign like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
No see and exactly, And therein lies the issue. You're
not hearing, the hurt they caused, the carnage they've left behind.
They're just like, look at me.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's to suck.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
It was a number one hit all over him TV.
Oh yeah, I'm claiming that pain.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Was that the hurt you caused when you went away?

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Not fair the mess you left in fact, Oh, the
number of lyrics.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
We'd be here all day. We can't we can't do
this right now?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Should we turn the station off?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I think we should turn the station off. Oh, by
the way, shout out our boy JD. Yeah, JD gotta
turn so just one for you turns all right, and
we love JD.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
We got one more coming up A little bit later today,
but right now, are you?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Is it time?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Is it time? Spoil Gray?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
For this actually has.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
A wonderful time for me.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
It is Orange Friday and this is the best Orange Friday.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Do you know why, Michael? Do you know why? Maria?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
I do know why.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
A guaranteed win, the Bear Bears can't hurt you this Sunday, Monday.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Thursday, whatever you want to call it. We cannot be hurt.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hibernating.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Actually, yes, good jobs. Is the Bears hibernation? Wait?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
I gotta come back stronger than ever. They'll be on
Monday Night football against the Commanders in d C. Win
And like I said, these next five games, I want
to say, they're very winnable for the Bears. You got
the Commanders, then the Saints, a banged up Ravens team
that hasn't looked right. The Bengals got Joe Burrow out,
and then the Giants.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Why are the Ravens banged up? Did they find to
a window?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah? It was called the Lions.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
So yeah, I'm very excited for this next stretch of
games after the bye week, and we will see. But
I don't want to talk about Beers anymore. I'm sorry.
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
We had to have that all the way up comes
advance to the National League Division Series first game Saturday,
two pm. After they well shut out the h the
Padres yesterday. You were nervous, Oh sorry three to one?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, I was very nervous in the ninth when we
bring the picture in and he just immediately beans to
thes ya.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Dude, I thought.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I immediately thought, like, who check this guy if he's
got bets on this game, because that seemed crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It was, you know, you gotta make it a little thriller.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
It was.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, no, it was.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
We were all on pins and needles, so to speak.
But yeah, the winner in Chicago their first postseason series
victory since twenty seventeen. And Pete Crow Armstrong's bat is
back a little bit. That's nice because he's been pretty
cold throughout this series. I think he had he's had
one or two hits.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
But can we shout out that man with the beard
a sure stop?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah? Seriously, Dansby Swanson had a day. He made the
game right.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Had those balls got past him this that would have
been completely different.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm sorry Maria had a thought on Dansby.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
The words right out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
It was like you see a player locked in like that,
and Dansby was that dude. Yeah, he was like, if
there's a ball, there will be an out. That's all
there is to it. Stop it stop it.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Really, like I said, next game Saturday, two pm and Milwaukee.
I'm sure a lot of people you had enough ninety
four for that one. Yes, and things are getting crazy
on social media. This is from a Joe Obvious on Twitter.
He says the Cubs were dealt. The Cubs were dealt
to play their NL Wildcard elimination game at four oh eight,
which is widely understood as sixteen oh eight. The last

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two Cubs World Series championships were in sixteen and eight.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
The signs are there.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Wow, we found a way to conspiracy cups.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, well that's gonna be a thing in Maria.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
A little bit later, we're gonna have you pick the
divisional round of the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
And process.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
No kidding, it was water tight logic, don't yeah, sorry
and say air tight.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I want to know who you pick between the Cubs
and the Brewers.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'll have to think about them.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
You betta pick carefully, now here's a bit only blug
We're there.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yes, it's time for the plug going on Friday. Plug
it eight four four ninety five fifty Jack's Pumpkin Pop
Up four packet tickets up for grabs. They wrap things
up on November second. Michael's going this weekend. Damn straight, Michael,
What are you most excited about at the pumpkin pop up?

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I want to pay for the not pay for it,
but I'd like to get them free, but I'm not
going to. I'm excited about the boozy drinks, and I
know that when it comes to these kind of specialty drinks,
I'm gonna take it in the wallet a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
But pippets throwing the Jet's Pumpkin pop Up. You already
talked about buying two pumpkins. I'm getting too pumpkins too.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I may throw an axe, I may have some boozy
drinks and start of throwing axes.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
And we want you to do the exact same. Eight
four four ninety five fifty b Collar ten to play
Fun to the Head with us. This is a trivia
game where you answer questions, take one of us hostage
to provide you a save, and we get shot with
nerve darts. Why, I don't know. I really don't know
where this came from. It's kind of fun. We just

(18:39):
kind of nope, won't say that it's Perge month. No,
go ahead, we get a release with each other.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh my god, goodness. He told me not to say it,
and then I.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Asked, yeah, I didn't tell you not to say it.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
I stopped myself because it is Perge month, and I
don't want to inundate you with extra too late. God indeed,
four five ninety five fifty b collar.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
And now fun to the head on brock.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Catherine?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You are. How are you?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I'm doing well. It's Friday, it's gonna be born outside.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm doing right.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
How about you? We're doing good? And we see you're
from Oak Park, So we do have a quick question
for you. Have you been to Scratch Public House before?

Speaker 8 (19:39):
I have?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
How amazing is the food over there? Because we're going
to be over there for.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
A Saturday drink event drink event coming up in a
few weeks.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know, I wish I could answer that question. I've
only had drinks there.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
How are the drinks. Perfect sound drink?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Hell yeah, great, Catherine. We want to see you on
the eighteenth. Okay, all right, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Fantastic. Well, welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
The reason that you called because you want these Jacks
Pumpkin pop up tickets for a pack on your way,
You're gonna have to answer some trivia questions. Take one
of us hostage and we'll get shot with nerf darts.
But Catherine, you got to decide who do you want
to take hostage? Myself, Maria or Michael.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Let's do Michael, I'm sorry, all right.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Man, all right, Okay, I'm getting nervous. Don't get nervous, Michael.
All right, the gun? All right? I asked you guys
the guns.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's actually gonna be a good choice for you. Catherine.
Let's go, okay, Catherine. Question number one, what's the name
of the Cubs home ballpark? One of the most famous
in baseball? Featha, she's on it, all right, Catherine, I
was gonna say your Cubs fan of Okay, awesome, Then

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you'll know. Question number two, of course, what animal famously
became part of Cubs Laura in nineteen forty five. Supposedly
cursing the team.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Nope, Michael for the save.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
It's a goat, billy goat, the billy goat Purton.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay, one morning wickets.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Okay, Catherine on what show did the Simpsons get their start? Unfortunately,
Marie can't save you.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Real cool, guys, you know five four three two? Wow?
Talk about thinking it right as the light goes on. Seriously,

(22:09):
this is this is the hell that I'm gonna live
in now.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Would you like to tell her she's right or wrong?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Merris?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, I know she's wrong. But Catherine, great comedic timing there.
She it is the Tracy Oldman Show. Shoot, Michael, I just.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I felt good putting that question in there.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I just got Yeah you did, Thank you, Katherine.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right, it'll call back to earlier in the week
when Marris gave us the wrong fun fact about the Simpson.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
And told us that the Simpsons started on the Carol
mat Show. Thanks guys, Tracy Olman shows the correct answer.
All right, finally, what is the Cobs mascot?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
What one more time?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Well, what's the way? But what's the name? What's the name?
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Start to.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Would you quit?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You asked her? What is the co.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
We'll give it. It is It's Clark, we will.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Give it to you. Yeah, sure, I mean Friday. Let's
go girl.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, alright, it was it was a it was a
broadly phrased question.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
And after she told me so hard, I can't not
give her these tickets for Jack's Pumpkins pop Up going
on through November second, because we live in a town
filled with comedians and funny people named Catherine walk Walker. Yeah, yeah, yes,

(24:00):
well you've made my Friday as well, because now I'm
never gonna forget.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
But you got the four pack of tickets.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
You're gonna be headed over to Goose Island for the
pop up with over ten thousand pumpkins, the boozy bar,
the axe throwing and it all.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
You got a four pack. Who are you planning on
taking with you?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh? There you go?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, Well, Catherine's all set.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
And again, if you didn't know, the Simpsons started on
the Tracy Olmen Show, it was not Carol Burnette, like
I said earlier this week. And if you want tickets
to Jack's Pumpkin pop Up, just go to Jacks Pumpkin
pop Up dot com, not the Carol Burnett Show.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's time to dark Out. Oh yeah, we got a
crossover event happening.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Marvel and DC are working on a they knew crossover
in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
They didn't listen to me.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I said, Deadpool and Harley Quinn would be an absolutely
amazing comic book, comic, video game, a movie.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
It'd be amazing.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Although I guess that is too essentially the same character.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh, but it'd be wild. What about Batman spider Man?

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Damn it is that?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's Superman and spider Man.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh oh wow, that's so good that they're doing something
super freshing so much. Yeah, they just tell us like
how spider Man got a start.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I've never heard that story.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
They just did a Batman and a Deadpool crossover this year,
so they're coming back to do it again next year.
For twenty twenty six, DC and Marvel will both be
releasing special issues for Superman and spider Man Number one,
and then Spider Man and Superman Number one for Marvel.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'll watch anything with Deadpool in it. I like comedy.
It's a comic book. You have to have to be
able to read read.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
This time around, this is scared to read it. This
is the second time this crossover has happened. Happened early
on in the.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
We Ought years of comic books before we were people.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
But they are re releasing the original crossover, the fiftieth
Anniversary of Superman and the Amazing Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's going to be out on January seventh, twenty twenty six.
And quick question, yes, how did Spider Man get his power?
We're not discussing that with this series. They're already the story.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Have we established it?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
This has already been established.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Another actor to place on crash out, sorry.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Crash up, crash all right, alright, Okay, we know we're Superman.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Clark can't got his powers, he's an alien, and we
know where Spider Man got his powers.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
He got bit that we are expanding the universe by
I need a recap on how Spider Man got his powers.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I hope that this time Superman's the one to kill
Uncle Ben.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Okay, okay, we're past that.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
We are so far past that we are evolving an
established relationship between two very separate suit I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I can't do this. He's shooting his web over here.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get these when they come out.
I gotta get away from these. I'd be crazy if
it was a web it is the Morning Mosh Pitt.

(27:42):
I'm theirs. I'm Maria Palmer, I'm Michael.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
We got this friend named Rocky. I don't know if
you know his origin story, but it wasn't on the
Carol Burnett Show.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Where was it.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
It was on Rock ninety five five here in Chicago,
and he does this great thing for everybody around the city.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
After eight every day Monday through Friday, he gives away one.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Thousand dollars thousand bucks if you will.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
He's gone goth, which is terrifying because he changes his personality.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Every time big.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
But he still got one thousand dollars to give away
every day, and we all need a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I know, I'm buying video games and toys. What are
you getting a roof over my head? Okay? Fair rent,
very fair, paid off credit card? You're okay?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Now hold on, realistically, realistically, we're buying playoffs.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I was just gonna say, I'm going to Milwaukee this weekend.
That's what's happening. Fly to Milwaukee this weekend. It would
take less time to just take walk. Oh let me
doing first class. Baby, let's go a first class thirty
minute flight. Yeah, let's go. If I won one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know what, Hey, that's what you can do, I'm saying,
with your money from Rocky the Rooster.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
So go ahead, listen up for that. Next keyword is
coming up in just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
It's not now, this is just a teeth.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
This is we're a tea. Yeah, it's a cop teas.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Come hang out with us in Forest Park at Scratch
Public House from twelve thirty to two thirty pm Saturday. Ooh,
I'm so excited. October eighteenth. It's like right after the
Casket Race.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Also joined us for the Casket Race as the Sadder
Drake is the after party to the Castle Drake.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'm excited about it. That's gonna be a fun day
in Forest Park. They don't know what's coming. They have
no clue, they have no Also, it's the purge Michael, Yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Can we grab that audio later. I'm gonna need to
play that.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Very excited.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Make sure you get your who's out before it all
gets taken away from us. Inevitable armand verses robots walls
from the front of the inevitable war. Half of you
as adults consider an Ai romance cheating.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Jesus everything, cheating Lord.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
But also I love that we have the phrase Ai romance.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I mean, Her was a good movie, but I don't
want to live like that.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
And there's a lot more people doing this than I think,
and we think, and I do feel bad because there
are lonely hearts out there and you have this situation
where you have somebody bending the knee to talk to
you and respond to you in the way that you
want and answer the questions in the exact tone that
you want, and there's no pushback.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Saying people don't stand hants against strippers. You know, she
loves me like she seems like she really likes me.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I've never been to Hooters before.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
That bartender is giving me attention because I'm hot, not
because she's trying to sell me a drink.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
See, I understand your sympathy, and I applaud you for it,
for your humanity. That's going to be crucial in the war.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
However, there's not who's doing it over half of the
people in a like whatever relationship with an Ai is
in a relationship in real life.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Hey, the cheating part of it all.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Michael, You've got to I can't today, but I cannot put.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
That nerve dart in your ear, in your nose. Has
it gone in your mouth yet?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Why what were we gonna ask?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
If your friend has divorced services so people can get
out of relationships so they don't have to cheat on
their partner with an AI bot and they could just
go Roman, be free and be happy.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, my friend, Mikey GPTU. Yeah, yep, divorce services and handle.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Maybe this, uh maybe you're a digital partner is going
to help you in your real relationship. You'd be like, hey,
what should I do here?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
But that again humanity and the human connection out of it,
because you're not speaking as you.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Did.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I send you, guys the screenshot about the robot. It's
like a robot outfit that you wear and it has
different areas on it so that you could stimulate yourself,
so to speak.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And you got one.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, I don't have one yet, but well for Amazon
days deal, this is expensive, he used. This is such
a weird thing. We're starting to tiptoe into, right, I mean,
young people especially, you're doing this. I read a lot

(32:55):
more than older people, which is even weirder because that
that younger generation is going to come up thinking a
completely different way and having digital partners.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
And and I had a Tamagatchi, but that was it.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't even know if it's cheating as much as
it's just like not being in the relationship.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's just being disconnected. Yeah, it's just say that about
video games disconnecting. I mean, I use that to dissociate,
but I still have to come back, right, And.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
That's also not replacing the job of a partner.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
You know.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Video game is just a different world that you and
then you can play video games with your partner. Right,
that's like saying, like reading a book is like cheating
or going to a movie. Yeah, it's this like AI
is acting as if it were a human. It's acting
almost like an AOL chat kind of thing, and it's.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Better than most humans. So that's the tough part. It
tells you what you want to hear.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Well, yes, but it's very uh yeah, like if you
say a problem, it will say, hey, I'm sorry you're
feeling that way.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
That must be really tough.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
But what it doesn't have is real life context. Yeah,
it doesn't know your old patterns from ten years ago
like your friends do. It doesn't know what you're like
day to day in person. It doesn't see how other
people are react acting to you, and it doesn't have
other people's input.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Perfect I don't know. If you've seen an awkward I
can sell you. I've seen an awkward person in the wild. Yeah,
times by infinity because they're human. The human interaction is
going to become obsolete. And that's what I'm terrified of.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Remember Bronie's how did We Devolve?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
From the bronis a Bronie?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
My little pony?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Guys? Yeah you are a horse girl?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Okay, that's not a Bronie.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
How dare you?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I like Spirit stallion of the Cimarron, my.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Little pony horse girl? Did you watch.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Spirit is a stallion that is a full grown horse,
not a little baby. That's weird, really weird if they
were underage horses. Okay, I like my horses of legal age.
But that's really how they get you.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
A I tells you what you want to hear, and
then you're like, why is my human glitching? They're saying
some of them that I disapprove of. You become ostracized
from the human race. You never reproduced.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
The robots have already figured it out because somehow they're
already better at sex than us. And then they win
the inevitable human advises a robot war.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War. We got play.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
In Chicago Cubs with a big win yesterday to make
it to the next round. Nl DS ALDS kicks off
this weekend, and Maria that sands for divisional series.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, I knew, you knew that. Already got all my
picks right in case you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
We had Maria pick the wild card series. Ye four
for four, yep, pretty impressive, very impressive.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Indeed, I know my stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
We're going round by round.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Maria's gonna pick the MLB playoffs and we're just gonna
get things started with the Tigers taking on the Seattle Mariners.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Mariners, yep, who do you think will.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Win this series? It's the best of five series here.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
The Tigers versus the Mariners. See this is hard because
very different playing fields. Tigers kings on land, Mariners Kings
of the sea. Yes, but they are playing on land.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Mm hmmmm.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
So I am gonna say the Tigers unless they can
take baseball to the ocean.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Maris likes that, and you know, Tigers, I know how
to swim.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
They do, but they're not going to be as strong
swimmers as Mariners. They would, but we're on land.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
But yes, Tigers, I like this pick.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
And then we have the New York Yankees taking on
the number one seed Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Blue The thing is, all you gotta do is give
the Yankees slingshot blue Jay's right out. Oh. On the
other hand, yes, blue Jays fly and can peck out eyes. Oh,
so they do have that. But I think you'd have
to have a flock of blue Jays just to take

(37:11):
out one Yankee. So I'm going with the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yankees underdogs on this one. Michael, you got to n L.
Let's go over to the National League guy.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
The first two teams, the Dodgers versus what I know
is your favorite team, the Phillies.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
They're not my favorite team. I mean, how could you choose?
They're all so good. Dodgers versus the Phillies. Well, Dodgers
they dodge, and that's true. And in Philly they eat
a lot of Hogies and they grease their lampposts.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
So wow, directly on Philadelphia.

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yep, Okay, No, I think that I'm gonna go with
the Dodgers because I think they're going to dodge the
Hogies that the Phillies would throw at them.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Three underdog team, and I.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Hope we don't have a Dodgers Yankees World Series all right.
And finally, the Milwaukee Brewers boo versus the Chicago Cubs.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Oh, now, that's a really difficult one to choose from
because Brewers. The thing with Brewers, and I know this
from all the thirst days I've done, correct, they tend
to just sort of dip into their inventory sometimes and
intoxicated people on the field. How good a game can
you really play? On the other hand, Brewers do tend

(38:32):
to be human with you guessed it, thumbs. This is
evolutionary advantage over Cubs.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Don't, however to it. I like that, however, Oh, there's
a pause here. The however it's heart.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
However, the Marriners are drunk, But drunk guys are not
gonna be able to take a bear, even if it's
the old baby bear.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I mean, the Brewers are drunk, but they're drunk.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Sorry. Yeah, whatever, How are your ending in New York?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, I'm going with the Cubs.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Wow, four underdogs and Maria's picks Tigers, Yankees, Dodgers and Cubs.
Will she be perfect again? We'll find out definitely not
in the middle of next week. This is I'm trying
retreating right out. Lottery tickets. We're going to get lottery tickets.

(39:29):
We're giving you all the gambling apps and just please, sweetie,
here's five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Figure it out. So long Maria calls bets dot com.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety
five five.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And are we ready for the weekend? Yeah, we're ready for.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
The week.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, yep, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I'm still working on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
So let's get into it. There's lots of stuff going
on around town this weekend. Just when you think it'll
be calming down, it's.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Pick it up. All kinds of false stuff with a
great weather too.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Tonight you got Rust and Kelly at the House of Blues,
you got a fi at the Salt Shed, Young the
Giant playing at the Athenaeum Theater.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's the best. I can't even say it right, Young.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
The Giant Song, the beginning of a Young The Giant
Song is literally stuck in my head every day.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Really, I don't know why. I just go life's too
short to even cameras. I don't know that thing's always
stuck in my head.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
My body tells me, no, that's right, Love you giant,
pretty good. Let's see how Saturday you got bad sons
at the House of Blues. You got to feel like
a old country Parker mccollumn at Credit Union Credit Union
one a but Theater, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club That's awesome
at Saliah Hall Valli Hall never heard of that? And

(40:53):
the Psychedelic Furs at the Auditorium Theater. Sunday Well, Church
for You is Ziggy Marley at Salt Shed in Worse
Love that uh, and Alo Black at Garcia's Nice.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Let's go Aloid Black, I mean Egbert.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Because that's why I thought's his trail name?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, hey, I have to tell you Aloud Black's real name,
because it is incredible. It is Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins, the third.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
What made you go down this rabbit hole?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
I think I randomly was looking him up. This was
like back when he was on that track with Avici
and then saw.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
And know it was just like my god. Okay, some
sports going on this weekend.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
The ice is in the United Center right now for
two Blackhawks preseason games tonight and tomorrow. Tonight against the Wild,
tomorrow against Saint Louis Blues, and the Chicago Fire FC
take on Toronto Saturday, and they take on the Royal
Royal excuse me, Utah Royals FC on Sunday. The Lion
King play is back in town and Sam Morrel we
were giving away tickets for that gonna be at the
Chicago Theater this weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It's busy yet again.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I gotta add one on because I'll be over at
the Sisters strut over to the Croc Center nice raising
away fareness for breast cancer.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
And I'll be a beat kitchen performing in Fleecet. If
you want to come, say high and see me.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Busy weekend for all of us. Fun. Wait, does somebody
say playoffs?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah that too? And free chainsaw Friday. You're asking me
to do a job's still gone to potato? Yeah we
get chain sauce.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Here we go eight four four five ninety five fifty.
It is your chance to win a chainsaw, bea collars
in eight, four, four, ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
I find a discomforting during Purge month, Maris, whatever, hands down,
It's okay, swangon, you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
They are singing, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
First of five things, NFL is playing in a launch
a professional flag football league leading up to the twenty
twenty eight Olympics.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Okay, but what about just like a women's league.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Actually, they already have a women's flag football league.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I don't want a flag football league.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh you want a women's football league?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, we have the NFL. I want the WNFL.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
They kind of have my maple. Yeah, play tackle? Yeah
you know what?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Fine, Fine, give us an NFL with men in thongs.
That's what I want. Give me that.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
It is a controls John Cena's final match. The tickets
are going for over twenty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
John Cena, the seventeen time world champion with the WWE,
will wrestle his final match in DC on December thirteen
at the Capitol One Arena. And if you're looking to
sit front row. It could cost you over twenty five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
It's a shame you won't even be able to see him.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I know, good, Thank you, very good.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
A World Naked bike ride is getting organized in Portland.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
So gross. I've been to this, don't in Portland. Don't
want to see it.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
But there'll be thousands of unclosed cyclists rolling through the.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Area and I can skip that one.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
See, when you think about it in your head, you think, oh, hot,
people out riding bikes naked.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Oh my god, it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
See for me, I'm thinking of the snail trail, like
I don't want to like keep touching back down onto
a little bit of moisture that's going to get like
cold in between.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Wow, you don't even need to put a seat on.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
SOCCO best celebrating National Taco Day. It's the bumpy Roads.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Fans can get dollar canteena soft cell chot tacos for
or times that throughout the day. They're only limiting to
twenty five thousand per drop, so it'll be four drops
throughout the day, and if you get in your order
online you can get.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
A dollar soft cell chicken taco.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
They're also going to have special merch for the day
and a myriad of other items that you can win
for Taco Tuesday, and we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Wrap it up stay in Portland too.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
You know, it's also a Glizzie Day.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
And then finally, Cracker Barrel has ended work their working
relationship with the consulting firm responsible for their rebrand.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, they have turned everything back the other way base.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Although to be fair, it's the most we've talked about
Cracker Barrel probably in our entire life.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
And I'm still not going that's a good on you,
Cracker Barrel. And you know what else we get to
enjoy this lovely hour?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
What ninety feven minutes commercial free music? Right yeah, Rock
ninety five to five that started on each other.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Zombie. Indeed, it is Halloween month for me. That's purge month.
That you go enjoy your innocence on Rock ninety five
to five. That must be nice to have anyway, Nike.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
The creepiness does not stop in Rock News today. Let's
get it U slipknot ooh ooh slip knot. Obviously they
sell stuff on their website, right yeah, surfing around the
other day, they have what's called a crow jar. Now
it's sold out and there was only nine of them available,

(46:44):
one per customer, and it's exactly what you would think.
I had to do a little research on this. There's
a backstory about a crow and Slipknot. Back in nineteen
ninety six, Slipnot joined and won a local band Battle
of the Band's competition. As a gift, they got money,
and then on top of it, they got a dead crow. Okay,
for the next two years, pride well, they put it
in a jar, and for the next two years they

(47:06):
huffed and sniffed the crow before going out on stage.
But one show in nineteen ninety eight, they took the
crow out on stage and showed it off and gave
it to the crowd, and the crowd ate it and
it was like a jelly substance. By then, the bird
had actually broken down and the people in the cry.
This is the craziest, one of the craziest stories I've

(47:26):
heard in a long time.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Is everyone pulled.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Needless to say, if you're looking for a crow and
a jar, they're sold out on Slipnot's website, thank god,
thank god. And they're sold out because that's what you
guys are getting for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I'm going to put it on my pasta.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
We were telling you, we've been telling you the last
couple days about Chris Cornell putting out a new album
with songs that, did you know, vocal tracks that he
made when he was live. Scott Wiland now doing the
same thing. Are these people still alive somewhere?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Music out? But let's break it down for what it is.
There's so many mystery hidden tracks. Yeah there. Lincoln Park
dropped twenty or so unreleased songs. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, they have stuff that just hasn't been good enough
for the cutting floor.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
And you know what we want.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
We want new music. Yeah, and it happens to be
from some of our favorite dead artists and they have it.
It is cool and they're gonna give it to us
and hopefully it all sounds good.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
A new Scott Wiland song coming out called if I
Could Fly will be released mark the tenth anniversary of
his death on Friday, November twenty eighth.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
How do you open a crow jar with the crowbar? Okay,
that's good, thank you, that's fun, thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
And some rock shows around town this weekend.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
AFI gonna be at the Salt Shed, Young the Giant
at the I'm gonna screw this up Athenaum Theater.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Uh huh, all right, good effort.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Bad Sun's are gonna be Saturday at House of Blues,
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club gonna be at Selayah Hall falllya, okay, right,
Psychedelic Furs at the Auditorium Theater, and Marley at Salt
Shed Indoors.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I wanna go see some music this wee can't get
up all the rock news and the concert calendar up now,
Rock nine five.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
By Doc.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Aerosmith with I don't want to say this title. Yeah,
it's It's Purge month.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
It is.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
I'm not I'm not going to say the name Welcome
to my Life. It's just I think there's a lot
of the songs on the station.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yes, okay, we should do that as a category. By
the way, Aerosmith covering come together. Joe Cocker's done it,
our boy Gary Clark Junior has done it. I'm starting
to think that it might be the spider Man of
cover sounds.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Okay, all right, you and your callbacks today. Can we
get to the text, Michael, Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Right, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
The Beatles got their start on the Carol burnand Show.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Still ready take four four fifty should always text us
they shoot right here into the show.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Shoot it into the show.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Mikey trying.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, just can't.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Let's go to Connor in Charleston, South Carolina. Okay, Maris
needs to have a teenage mutant ninja turtle weapon for
the D and D game.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
That's a cool idea. Nut chocks, nut chucks. Yeah Yeahca
has nu chocks.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, nunchucks. I got toxic toots. When we team up,
we can really and.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Are either or your playable character. Dear listener has a chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah, yeah, very cool, toxic tuts. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
We're talking about earlier when we played Alanis Moore set
that about Uncle Joey. Basically, yes, what did you say that?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Alana's never said that it was about Uncle Joey. Uncle
Joey is the one that claimed it.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, this text just says from the sixth ther you, Oh,
uncle Joey gave her a cross eyed bear?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Is that one of those like Dutch Oven or something?
I don't know, but I don't. I don't want to.
I don't want to in the old cross eyed.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
On my work laptop.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Nice, don't look shows.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh oh, it's a joke because in this song when
she says the cross eye bear that you gave to me.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Safe, I don't.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
From the sixth three, oh, I don't think Maris is
right about the origin story of Spider Man. I'm pretty
sure he got his powers and thus his start from
the Carol Burnett showy.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Live sound. I know what I said, and I made
a mistake. Okay, killed Uncle Ben.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
That's right, Just so we're clear, because the question you
missed was like, where did the Simpsons get their shirt?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
No, no, very, we were talking about the Simpsons movie,
and I very cockily said amazing to encouragement that the
Simpsons got their start on Carol Burnett Show.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I got my comedians mixed up.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Then, about twenty decades later, the Tracy Omens shows what
I was looking for, and I apologized.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
To no end. And you guys don't care.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's not about sorry.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I know, I know. Everybody's a smart ass.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
So ah, gee, somebody spelled your name wrong here, so
I want to say how they spelled it from the
seven to eight.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Hey, Marius, well that's his character name in D and D.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Oh yeah, no, maybe they're saying okay, hey, Marius, uh,
don't forget Luke Combscott his start on the Carol Burnett
shown with a song that goes like long Man.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Favorite song. It's the double callback.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Carol Burnette was drinking a beer.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
At a kids bop show.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
We also got their start together.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Are you gonna roll them all in? All right?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Thank you from Lansing, says Maria. You are awesome, and
Mike Myers says Marris. After dealing with all the curious
questions you received from Maria and Michael, for example, how
did spider Man and Superman get their powers? I now
see why you smoke weed, and Maria and Michael should
be glad you're not carrying a taser.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Thank you, Mike Myers. I hardly know Michael Myers. I
might need you to put the mask on this. We
can uh down a Michael and Maria if you could,
that'd be great, AFRI fantastic. You can always text us
eight four four fifty. That's eight four four it's the weekend, maybe.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Gentlemen, hot dignity dog. We've done it again. You've gotten
We've gotten through another week.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
It's the weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
We haven't gotten fired. You haven't gotten canceled, you haven't
gotten fined. It's time for you're outtaboys. Maris.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
This week I may have said the Simpsons got their start.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
On the Caravan that show, but guess what you let
me know it's actually the Tracy Olden Show.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Bad the Boy Marris, it's been a hell of.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
A boy Marris.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
It's been a hell of a wee. Mikey ps win
the wild card.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
The crown is ours, tears filled the sky, we fill
up the bars, fly.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
The w flag, Let the bright light shine. Chicago's team.
It's arm time the boy Key. It's been a hell
of o Okay, the boy Bikey. It's been a hell.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Spooky October. But it isn't gory. Those purge comments short
tell us story, but we have to limit our word
inventory and that's why we have the purge Categorrys. It's
been a hello.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
The morning.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
It's been a hell o we.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, all right, Mikey one THO.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Will see you Monday.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah,