January 6, 2026 • 56 mins
The Morning Mosh Pit is firing on all cylinders in this wild, laugh-out-loud episode packed with chaos, comedy, and pure rock attitude. Maria, Marris, and Michael bring the heat with fearless takes, nonstop banter, and the kind of chemistry that makes Chicago mornings hit harder. From an unfiltered “F THE PACKERS!” sports moment to a full-blown human vs. robot war debate, nothing is off-limits. The crew celebrates their anniversary with SHOTS, breaks down Five Things, and asks the real important questions—like who wins: a grizzly bear or a man? Plus, the McRib mystery gets exposed in McLawsuit: Is It Even Real Meat? and Fun to the Head delivers exactly what it promises.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's totally cool that you forgot. A relationship is built
off more than things like this. But it is our
anniversaries No One official full year of the Morning mash
bit on Rock ninety five five. Sorry a great.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Year, by the way, this is fun.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm not sorry. They knew what they were getting into.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And you like it, dirty little Heathen, How are we
feeling how you're in gentlemen?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sam tired as last year?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
All right, I'm excited. I think like sometimes it's like
being on a baseball team, right the first year, you
guys are getting to know each other, you're sort of
finding out how you work together and all those things,
and now it's like, let's go, let's go win the
super Bowl. Yeah for the World Series. I knew right
when I said, I glanced over at him and I
was like, damn it, young one World Series, Jesus, let's
(00:59):
go win the NBA five.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm glad you saw the NBA Finals. Is basketball?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
NBA?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not them? So like, what's the biggest soccer the World
Series of Soccer?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
For asking, because that would be the World Cup that's
not coming to Chicago, but it's going to be hosted
in America and Canada. And Mexico. But they skipped the
third largest city in America.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
For where are they putting it? Is it anywhere in America?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I just don't la Kansas City. We can go to Dallas, Houston, Miami.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wait a minute, that many places and we didn't get it.
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
We don't have infrastructure, hotels, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We don't have a stadium built for the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And and on top of this, I want to say
three of the stadiums that they're hosting games that are
not built to host soccer, so they're not going to
be wide enough for long.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Not to mention the cop can't even actually hold the
world So all of this is insanely frustrated.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We got a new thing we're going to try today.
It's it's at the what is the top of the
second hour? Right, so it's where D and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
D usually is, But I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Make sure you're here for that. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, we got hockey tickets up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hell yeah, I'm very excited for our new bit. Actually, sorry,
my father, good old Steve and our shout out texted
me yesterday and he's like, wait, so so what's gonna happen?
After Dan Dan, I was like, well, you'll have to
tune in to find out. It's weird when you do
that to your actual like family.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The yeah, stay.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, I don't know him like that. He is my dad.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'll be right back up.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
W c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's not unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're a little bit faster. And we thought, yeah, forty
five seconds left in that song and Murray goes, I
got to run down to the lunch room. And Marissa goes,
you're not gonna make it. She said, I can make it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
There are fifty seconds left, all right, and I did.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I did make it a second set. But we did
lock the door. So did you slam into the door
to open it? By the way, because it takes so
much pressure for you to open the door.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Thanks, that was awesome for me.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You're fine, You're strong.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I feel like a burden windshield right now.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Did you bring spoons?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No? You know why, because you do, I don't know what.
You've locked the studio door, and you're gonna have the
audacity to ask if I covered your ass.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, we're sitting here. You run out the door and
where he's like, she's not gonna make it, and I'm like,
I didn't say, He's like, he goes she locked that door.
Good to know, Maress, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
All right, cool cool.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
By the way, did you print shots for us today?
I did? Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, because I care about us in our anniversary. It's
a dosh me out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dulce de lechy liquor. Okay, we're not gonna do that again.
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did we get to the weather.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Had forty five somewhere?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I said that off the earlier yes weather today?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Can we do the break?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yesterday? I said it was gonna be partly mostly cloudy,
and it wasn't. It ended up being nice in the afternoon.
But that's that's what they're saying now again. I've checked
three different places. Clouds today, high forty two degrees. But
Ola Fox over here, Fox Local. Uh, this portly fella
that's doing the weather right now, thirty eight. I mean, like,
I just mean, I'm a skinny fella and I'm trying.
(04:38):
I never remember his name, so I'm trying to give
so people know what we are going to talk about.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Leg the weather guy and their new innovative technology that
they've brought us next in Nerd the University.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's time to dark out Nerd.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yes, that's what we're here for. Hey, Lego, I got beef.
We got some major problems. I feel targeted. Okay, Lego
keeps releasing these sets that I know can be catered
towards children, but they are hitting millennials real hard right now.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
They continue to.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Release great Marbles, Star Wars, and now I hear a
rumor that they're going to drop a Power Ranger set
at some point in time this year.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Also, I wish they have a Spider Man's They do.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's part of the Marble series.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They have three different Spider Man tests.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I believe I'd have to check, but yes, the answer
is yes. Thank god.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now, Lego Smartplace coming to the table, a new innovation
that is bringing to life your Lego set. It's going
to include sensors, accelerometers, light sensing, and sound sensors, as
well as miniature speaking speakers driven by onboard synthesizers and
much more, in addition to easy wireless charging. All that
(06:07):
to say, there's a seeker, there's a little brick. Shut up,
there's a little brick that's going to help move the
wings on something that's flying. It's not a sense light,
so that you're going to get Star Wars noises from
a tie Fighter or an x Wing.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
And then with the I believe this to be true,
the miniature figures, so like.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
If you have Darth Vader and Luke, the brick will
sense them and they'll be a communication that they'll have
between them.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So it's just enhancing the entire experience. And it's going
to cost Lego money.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
The Darth Vader set that is dropping on March first
is going to be sixty nine dollars. Luke's x Wing
is going to be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And then for an actual kind of a little room,
the throne room for the duel or you get a
duel with an a wing. Sorry, one hundred and sixty.
But it's got a whole set of pieces that you
can play together and all of the pieces are going
to interact.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And this is how we raised the next generation of engineers.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, it's not about idea whist Lego would come out
with cars, can you imagine, so you could like change
the look of it, but it was still a car.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You know, you can buy like a Mercedes or a
Maserati or.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't have the Maserati money.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, like a Lego. Yeah, I can drive a miniature kid.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't want to miniature kid.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I want to recctually. At the Chicago Auto Show, they've
built a set. Last year they had a truck, what
like a pickup.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's really cool. Yeah, you know it doesn't fun, it
doesn't roll, all right. I think Volkswagen had a car
back in the day that you could it was like
that called it or something, and you could move pieces
around on it and change the way it looked. It's
kind of interesting. Legos are expensive, by the way, Yes
they are. Yeah, yeah, I wanted to do one for Christmas,
and I like went to the Lego store and looked
and I was like, this is too much money.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
This is why I like to go acoustic. Lincoln Law
you would love.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's a weapon for your brothers and sisters.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Motley Crue on Rock ninety five to five with the
Morning Mash Pit as we are celebrating our one year anniversary.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
What they have a great relationship with Long That turns
out Nick six buddies.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I love that guy. They'll be in town in August,
Tesla be here with them.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Sorry what I said? Nikky six seven and I feel
dirty for seven. And it's hard to feel dirty when
you're talking about like a Motley Kruge.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Because there's going to be a great transition, sorry trainsition.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh that's not a good story. We're going into hero.
So yesterday we're talking about funniest items you got stuck
up your butt last year, everything from win stoppers to
vape pens to this. This is, by the way, we're
reporting this, and it's coming from sources, So this isn't
a joke. Is that coming from various sources? Pencils, corn,
cob pipe, that's funny. Now today we have a let's see,
(09:03):
how do I say this? A list of things people
got stuck up their nether regions. Is that safe for
the penish and vagina? Okay, you guys are good to go.
Which what do you want to start with? Penis a ride,
a chess piece, some apple stems? An apple? Wait? Wait,
what you started with? A chest piece? Was it the rock?
(09:28):
Was it the night?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Please?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know how this happens. I just what do
you what are we doing out there.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's not going to keep the doctor away.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That is not what they not just the stem, but
the core.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
On this.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
This is I feel like it's not possible. How is
that possible? It's making me while I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
There's a will, there's a way, and for some reason,
there's like.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
A lot of I don't like this when it sharp
on the end paper clip, A magnet like that could
be fun. You could have a dance if you had
another magnet. You know how fast that could rip through?
Oh I believe me. I'm not doing any of this,
So this one's way worse. I'll call your friend Al.
(10:22):
You put your tool somewhere named Alan, that does it?
Tried to more a guitar string and a pair of
iPod headphones air pod headphones, which end uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, that's funny, like my.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Mom if it was a Paris the whole pop Oh god?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, gross. Okay, So women, let's move on.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's in the sandbox flashbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Women's not nearly as bad. I don't think cotton balls.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We can stick things up there, but I guess which.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Like a pocket no double oh yeah yeah yeah, a
small plastic girl maid wright.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't know if you guys know, we don't pee
out of the same hold.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Just wait, hold clear, every guys, pull your I know,
a small plastic mermaid.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm choosing to believe it's the normal hole Aeriel was
in there. Well, I feel for her because she doesn't
even have one, so she can't relate to the pain.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Two spoons not one. Maybe they're plain spots, a bunch
of aluminum foil, which is crazy. And finally the tide pod. Okay,
that's not how you clean. Mental illness is on the rise.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm at least not hurting, but that also is again
largely dependent on what all we're talking about. Very true, Yeah,
I mean like it's not going to feel great. I
don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Moral of the story, stop just stop doing it. Just
don't do that. Do that story every year. It's a tradition,
it is, I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I've tried to do Tinder and bleak out there.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
So we're getting ready to do something new for desperate Measures.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh my gosh, yes, speaking of desperate times.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Despert Measures eight four four nine five ninety five point fifty.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We're doing something new.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's brand new, and if you want to be my
little experiment. Wow phone, if you want to pop the
cherry off this bit with you, but ninety five fifty
and I'll talk you through it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Should we tell them what it's called? Or are we
going to introduce it next?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think we should introduce it next.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, all right, but yes, up for grabs when you
join us. We've got a four pack of Chicago Wolf tickets.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
They'll be taking on the Texas Stars this Saturday at
the All State Arena eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Play our new game with us.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We want you to be a part of this and
the cause they're not alote, they are.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Nace something takes a pot of rock ninety five five
or we're speaking with Jake.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You share from state far from Essex? Oh yeah a
lot lately.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
What we like talking to you? Jake Good? Thank you
for volunteering as tribute for our don't be an nervost.
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Walk you through.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Do you need a drink or something? You know? Calm down, relaxed,
minimal shouldering, stash, Welcome to pit. Happy we are the
morning mosh Pit. I don't feel like anymore, but we
wanted to keep something in that similar vein. So in
pit happens. You will be a character in some version
(13:42):
of a mosh pit. This may be at a rock concert,
this may be at a sports game match, whatever it
could be. I don't know. One on one race that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Bears went too there's a bunch of drunk people in
our area and it was like a mosh pit.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Indeed, regardless you're you're at an event, you are in
a crowd, something goes wrong and you have to navigate it.
The fun thing is there's no guesswork because we're not
doing any of the supernatural elements that like D and
D does, so treat this as if it were real life.
What would you do in this scenario. Let's get get okay, Jake,
(14:20):
you are currently at a concert. You are in the
mash bit. You're not currently moshing your little bit outside
of it. Because you're really into this band, it's like
your favorite one. You've saved up for these tickets, you
didn't even get them from the radio because you're like,
I want to be right up there. I don't want
to leave it up to chance. Some dude who's like
six eight decides to walk right in front of you. Again,
(14:45):
you aren't in a seated area, so you can walk
around if you want, or confront him. What would you
like to do, Jake?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I think I as if I can get out his
shoulder so I can see better. Wow, what a great choice.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Incredible And this is where we will do a dice
roll moment.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Here we go, are we doing high or low? Are
we doing? How do you want the dice? What's the dice?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
We'll do it in the same way that we did
d and d Ok.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Miike's rolling, but he's he's rolling a one through six.
So okay, three, Maris, how would you like to help
your buddy a little bit?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Get onto this man's shoulders because I was a fantastic
cheerleader back in the day.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, I'm going to catapult him.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Good to the soldiers.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Good and yeah, let's see how that goes. Okay, So
Jake gets a three, but you got a six. So
Jake wobbles a little bit and almost loses it. However,
you do safely get him onto this man's shoulders. Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Mikey, I'm the tall guy.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You are, well, you're standing next to the tall guy. Okay,
so how would you like to help your buddy out,
maybe stabilize, maybe get his drink, whatever that may be.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, well we'll bullying shoulder to shoulder kind of vibe
with the music there and and so that way if
he falls I can grab him.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Incredible.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
All right, here we go number five number fikay to
show what a show you're seeing.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You are so enjoying the show. You're on top of
the six eight strangers shoulders. He's for some reason really
okay with that. Mikey's over there support and yeah you
rock inside to side your boy Marius is there drinking
inviting with you and I and I don't know, probably
backstage doing like the voiceover worker for being honest.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Or I'm crowdsurfing's you'd be easy to CrowdSurf. You'd be
the kind of person that would flip when they CrowdSurf
you throw you up in the air.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So congratulations, you didn't get thrown out by security, which
would be how that wouldn't work out for you. But
we didn't roll any low numbers today, so we get
to stay and enjoy the show. Well done, Jake.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Thank you for joining us for it happens and all
your Chicago Wolves tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yes, you're going to be at the Chicago Wolves this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Got a four pack as they're taking on the Texas Stars.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You don't want to miss that one. And for everybody else,
get your tickets over at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Scar tissue, Red Hot Chili Pepper's song on Rock ninety
five to five and what emos used to blow their nose?
I like that, wait for it, let it hit him?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
No, hit him, it's not coming, Okay, speaking a scary
What would it be weird if you were twenty years
old and your dad bought you lingerie for Christmas? Yes?
I think that's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Also, it would just be weird if your dad bought
you lingerie. Get the age out of it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Earlier this week, twenty year old Alabama Barker went viral
when she shared a jaw dropping Christmas hall with her
TikTok follower.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
This is Travis Barker's daughter, Parker blinkin eighty two things.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes. In her hall, she had more than two hundred
thousand dollars worth of gifts, including a twenty four thousand
dollars purse and a bunch of other crazy stuff. I
mean Travis's gifts, she says included a thirty two thousand
dollars Cardier bracelet, Cardier Cardier, Cardier whatever, Cardia brace a
way out of My leg with Alabama casually stating that
(18:12):
he gets her one every year. As viewers took in
the obscene amount of money that had been spent, there
was one gift that Alabama received from her dad that
left many viewers donned a whole heap of lingerie from
a place called Agent Provocateur. Now these are like for
a top, it's like six hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't care how much it is. It's lingerie.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So the internet went crazy. That's That's not something I
asked my parents for. Yeah, that's so weird. Yeah, I
just think it's so odd, and they're like, see through.
I mean it's not even like a bra, like a
normal bra you would wear, which is still a little weird.
Weird lingerie laningre is odd. Somebody said it that way
once in my life, and so I like to say that.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You have to editing.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
We do have a response now, though after the Internet
came at her sideways, Alabama has put out another video
of surprise on her TikTok. And this is what she said, Courtney.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Picked out the lingerie. Courtney, you think my dad's like, oh,
I'm gonna go pick up my daughter lingerree. No, it
was on my Christmas list and you wanted to make
it happen for me, so he let Courtney go pick
out the lingerie.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
So here's a crazy concept. Agree, if that's on your list.
Instead of going, hey, dad, I want lingerie, Hey, give
me some cash so I could go buy some stuff,
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Talk to you. Yeah, exactly. I'm never putting anything weird
like that on a Christmas list to my parents.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Or if you want to be a little direct indirect,
give me a gift card booms.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Also, here's the thing, the way that she's saying it
is almost like she's had this like Amazon wish list
and anyone could access it and could go get it.
And let's for the sake of the argument say that
that is the case. Fine, and your stepmom, Courtney Kardashian,
got you this lingerie. First of all, I myself am
a stepmother. I will never am I goddad by my
(19:58):
daughter lingerie. It's never ever ever going to happen. That's bizarre,
but also on behalf of Alabama, which to be fair,
she named Alabama's rough out the gate just be like, yep,
kind of weird, little awkward, but I did get the
lung rice, so yeah, like there's ways that you could
reframe that, but instead you're the defensiveness makes it feel
(20:23):
more weird.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, that's it, but that's because one she knows is
weird and she can't get out of it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now, so they don't put it online.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Well, I think the kids are younger people these days too,
don't have that filter of like, maybe I shouldn't put
this online.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
But it's also she doesn't live in our world, doesn't.
She's showing off to show off, which is why she
showed off a two hundred thousand dollars Christmas hall.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
In this day and age and no kitchen.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Her listeners who knows what they got for Christmas? And
they're putting you put yourself in that mind space and
she's still not seeing it.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So for her to get so defensive, she's I was
excited to get a switch to lower. I have to.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Consider we have to consider that maybe this is intentional
controversy stoking that could be too as I there we
weirdly we are talking about him well? And how also
the weird is it that, like I feel like incest
is a really common way to do that these days.
It's really bizarre and a trend that I see where
it's like it's not obviously like outright, but it's bizarre
(21:27):
things like oh my dad did this for me, and
the entire internet it's like he did what.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And everybody's instantly paying attention and yeah, he's amusing artist?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah? Is she?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I didn't know app? I know her? B who? How
do we not have some of that ready to go?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Look, we haven't matter.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
She might be dope.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
We don't know, yes, because also so much of what
you see online is straight up of performance.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Well, weirdest thing is your parents buying you laundry and
now we're waiting on her new album to dry. I'm
not eight.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Ninety five fifty. We always love for you to chime
in no bells.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Intend how that is fun? Yes, but we we do
want to hear from you on this.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Lingerie article here. Would you buy it for your step children?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Your children?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And if you would have, we considered therapy?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Are we wrong? Are we thinking any situation that's always possible,
especially in my life.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I don't I don't know. I'd like I'm trying to
I tend to overly empathize. I'm trying to find a
scenario where like this would be okay, and I'm just
not finding it.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm sure the crash was panties dad.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Eight four four oh weird ninety five fifty. Let us
know your reaction. We do want to hear from you.
It's a CDC tide.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Now here's a bit only blug blug it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
A four four nine ninety five fifty for grabs. We
got led Zeppelin two tickets over at the House of
Blues this Saturday. But you gotta play Fun to the
Head with us. We want you to be called ten
so you can answer trivia questions. We get shot with
nerf darts and you can take one of us hostage.
We can answer a question to provide you a save
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if you don't know the answer. But we need you
eight four four ninety five fifty be called ten to
win led Zeppelin ticket.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Wait, makey, what's that number? Well?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Eight for four happy yea and now fun to the
head on rock Eddy five. Yeah, don't worry. They're using
nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Steve? You are Morning Guards? Hey?
How you doing, Steve? Excellent? You got a lot of
great energy on a Tuesday. We love that.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, buddy, Welcome to Fun to the Head. Steve.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Okay, okay, good, alight, all right, he's good. Yeah, Welcome
to Fun to the Head. This is a trivia game
where you answer questions. We get shot with nerve darts,
and we can provide you a save when you take
one of us hostage. Now you got to decide who
do you want to take hostage? Myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh, let's take marriage today.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, I haven't been a hostage quite some time. All right,
are we ready.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Give me the dun dun dune?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, you mean the countdown music.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I would blake a dun dundun. I'd like to the
way Steve didn't want. Question number one, Steve, you're already
my favorite. What large lake borders Chicago to the east.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, I think we should call it Lake Illinois.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
No, Yeah, too late. Illinois only takes up a corner
of Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
If I've learned anything, it's never too late to change
the name of a Body of Water's m what rock
band released the album back in Black?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Wow, that was a very confident pause, my friend. I
was worried for a second.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Forever ago, not this past time that I was on
Tinder for like two days, but before that, when you
had like theme songs for your profile, that one was mine.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Back in Black.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Really, that's what you chose for your tender profile. That's you.
I want you to think about that for a second.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm not saying I was smart. I was real twenty
one about it. My bad diggity dog.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Wow, all right, that's a great choice. Oh I like it,
well done?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay, Steve. What sport does Lionel Messi play?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh? I know this one, but.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes he plays football, also known as soccer.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What's a mess? Okay? Here?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
He also sings country sounds out of soccern Missy Get
Messy with.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
His album is called Messy. You're taking up Steve's time.
We got it.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Steve likes it. Seve tell Merris that you like it.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Steve got all day May third person Steve me, don't don't, Steve.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You're going to let Zeppelin to my man over the
House of Blues on Saturday. Uh, you get to also
go to the after party with the band in the
Foundation Room. Going to be an amazing time. Do you
know who you're gonna take with you?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, don't tell us, you keep secrets.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Gonna be me. I guess now I'm out this weekend,
unfortunately for you to go to Michigan.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You're going to Michigan. Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
A little bit. I am so happy you have a
social life, Maria. But Steve, congratulations to you. You got
to find a new guest because Maria is busy.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Now for everybody else that wants to go over to
led Zeppelin two, they've got a show on Friday and Saturday,
get your tickets to ticketmaster dot com. Michael, you're going
to be there on Friday, correct, all right? Big thank
you to our friends over at Live Nature. It's Papa
(27:41):
Roach and Rock ninety five to five. I don't know
if I told you guys this one, but my mom,
Mama may shout out, stole the CD from me and
my brother.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
She didn't want us to have it. Yeah, and my
parents did that kind of stuff, So.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
We had to buy a second one, and that one
got stolen too. I'm so angry.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You're saying stolen when I think you've been I'm fiscadd you.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Know what, No, I think she was an early riser
on Papa Roach. To be perfectly, she loved she wanted
to listen to it without us. That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You guys were driving.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Into her room and be like, yeah, oh, I'm so
glad that Mama Mariss could enjoy the sounds of Papa Roach.
Damn straight through the technology of the time. I assumed
he listened to this on what a Walkman?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It was a c D.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You know, it was a CD, so like you listened
to Beyond. Like when you say walkman, I think itself
to your ear, I'm not you're going to music.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You think affordable CD player is what I would say
for the CDs when you say, I think.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
A t Walkman in your car. Whatever. The point is
that the technology was different. Yes, it was trying to
make her to your maress. We're fighting already anisary mom
and Dad, the auniversary son about to get sent out
of the room. The technology was different then and it
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has changed since. And I'm a little scared about that
because inevitably it's going to be used against us in
a Human Advices rabos.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Wah News from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, this is happening in China, but it's really only
a matter of time if it isn't happening right now here,
because Chinese parents have found a way to pressure their
children into getting married and having kids, and that is
through AI videos of older people talking about how much
they regret not getting married and having kids. Oh my god,
and they're making these AI. One of them is a
(29:40):
fifty eight year old woman who's sitting alone during like
hospital visits and other patients have their families coming in
and caring for them, and then she's just by herself
and she's like, I mean, I had kids.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I want to know how good Chinese AI is because
I sniff.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
This out on Instagram every time. Why does.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Don't worry the kids? No, I mean, oh, okay, yeah,
by it. They're all just like mom, dad, chill, like
it's gonna happen, or maybe it's not. Because here's the thing.
Having kids doesn't guarantee that you are a good parent.
So you can pop those kids out and they might
not be talking to you by the time you're in
the hospital.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
So like, no, that's true. Always think about that, the
gamble of having and this is me being a person
without kids. I always think I don't want to. I
think it's it's a bad gamble. The odds are bad
to have kids. Definitely gambling. Damn it.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
He was in the comfy couch.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, neither of you should ever be comfortable in a
room with me. Sometimes I play nice, that's a performance.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
This is real. I have a little curious about the
love though.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hear about that. People are like, no, but you you
don't understand until you have a kid. Interesting, Maybe that
is a thing.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's like a trigger swage.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Well, it's the only version of unconditional love. That's something
that you created. You are entirely in charge of it.
You solely determine its experience from ages whatever to whatever.
You are the you define how they get formed.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'm responsible for a life.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, yeah, maybe a robot baby for you, actually, you
know what, Yeah, bring on the robot, bring on.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot Wall Oasis Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
They played those two big shows at Soldier Field last year.
So many big shows coming to town this year. You
can find the concert calendar Rock nine five to five
at dot com. And it is our anniversary. Woo.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I can't believe in a year officially one full year
of the erection of the Morning mosh Pits.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well now we've all been to a radio long time
rock card, twenty two years of me doing it. Last
year was the best year I've ever had, and I
had with the business before this job and coming back.
I was telling somebody the other day, I was like,
I'm so glad I came back. We're glad you're it is.
You guys don't even understand, like we're legitimate friends in
here and you're part of that and we love hanging
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with you every morning.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's fun. We have our thrills.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
It is. It is quite amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
And Maria, you brought in something. It's it's the dolky
day Lechi.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, Camora, Wow, you actually nailed that. Yeah, that's right.
So shout out to my corner store guys. Puerto Rico.
That is well, it's called like a little Porto ric
and Liquors. We call it just Porter. Everyone there just
called the port you live. I live in Ukrainian village,
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so on the corner of it's like near Ish, California
and Rockwell Ish e. Anyway, they big fans of the show,
and they gave us these three shots. Can have our
little anniversary.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Thanks for the cheers.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, can we clinky clink?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, here we.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Go and f CC, there is no alcohol in these?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Is it just.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Thank you coffee? It is creamy?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, she said, Oh, he's taking the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
You guys, don't put the whole shooter down your crop.
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know. It's
the hell of a community service, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Things, starting with the World's All. This twinkie is apparently
fifty years old. Damn. The teacher I hate you so
much was doing a class assignment and was showcasing.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
How food expires and syndicate the store to get a twinkie.
Two twinkies. He ate one, put the.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Other one in a glass case, and the one in.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
The glass case is still holding up decently well fifty
years later.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's a little faded in color. But have you seen
the famously the fast food burger? Yeah, for a long time.
It's wild.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Not a fan of.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
That it's designed to be shelf stable kind of the thing.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's what it's doing.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Yeah. Well, Goby is going to be available in daily
pill form. So if you're looking for a new weight
loss drug and you don't like needles, this could be
a great option for you.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I saw the commercials about the needles. I'm like, these
people are stabbingy. I'm a weird thing about like injection needles. Yeah,
I wouldn't ever do that.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm caring also stringy naturally.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I'm just saying to have a pill to take that
would make me much more app to spend. The money was.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Approved by the FDA if you have insurance, should cost
about twenty five a month without one hundred and forty
nine to two hundred and ninety nine depending on the
dose that you are taking. A reminder, if you are
doing these things, you got to take them thirty minutes
before food, drinks and or medication.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
So do you know do you just eat like a
little tiny bit? Is that what this is?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
What it does is it slows down your digestion and
makes you want.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
To eat less. Interesting, Okay, yeah, can't be mad at that.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Uk Man has spent twenty eight years walking around the
world and will wrap things up in about a month
or two.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wow procrastinating.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
We're trying to wrap it up for twenty seven years.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Sorry, real busy. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Walk in? Why are you not home yet? You know
what walking?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I didn't imagine I would ever know this fact that
it would take twenty eight years to walk around the world.
But the gentleman was a former paratrooper, had some issues
in a jungle being swarmed with crocodiles, and was in
jail in Russia for fifty seven days, so that slowed
them down a little bit, just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Wow. Shout out to the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Who awarded one of their stadium ticket takers with a
surprise trip to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Possible the Bills will be there.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I don't actually think though, But the ticket taker is
an Army VET and has been working at the stadium
since it was built.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's cool, and that's cool. I didn't meet realize when
you said ticket taker what you were saying. That's like
just a normal person that takes the tickets to that's
so cool. And finally, hey, that's a special experience for
someone who probably could never do it. No, yeah, yeah,
why are you laughing at it?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Sometimes you're so wholesome and so innocent that that causes
me to laugh. I don't know why. It's just so un.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Finally, Jack Black turned down the role as the antagonist
and The Incredibles because he didn't love the character the
way it was written. Incredibles is now one of Jack
Black's favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Bunny.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh, and he would have done great too.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
You would have been amazing.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
But yeah, Jason Lee did a great job, So we're
not gonna short shot that in any way possible.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Also give another act actor a chance to make some
money too, enough, he's not everywhere.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, back at that time, was Jack Black that prebler?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yes, yeah, it was since at least School of Rock,
and definitely before that because he had to get the
movie School of Rock.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Indeed, lots of wo and somewhere in Samme.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
World side of the.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Bonavs Jovius Here.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
On Rock ninety five new artists that we're very excited
for in the year twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Love that we're playing new stuff in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
And honestly they go by bon Jovi for sure. If
you're trying to keep up, I didn't realize. Uh, the
lead singer was such a big fan of Stranger Things.
Really his son is married to Billy Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Wow, how did you think?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's what I? I added the absolutely shout out to Lauren
from Chicago for the request. We love new.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Music here and Lauren loves Hey. How confident are you
boys feeling?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Always?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Great?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah? Well good. Do you think that you could win
in a hand to hand fight with a grizzly bear?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I lived in the mountains of Colorado for a while
and then the mountains of Washington State. Those are the
most terrifying animals. Yeah, hand hand far with me exactly.
They would use me as a toothpick, be like two
human hands, is it not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
And a bear claw is a delicious pastry.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
They had a bear in an area there's a town
called Estes Park where there's a lot of wildlife and
there's a video where one of the bears went up
and he was trying to get in a vehicle that
food in it. Yeah, he couldn't get the door open,
so he just ripped the door off its hinges sounds,
just grabbed it and then climbed in.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You know the way upwards of seven hundred pounds holy,
and yet three percent of Americans believe that they could
absolutely win the hand to hand fight.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
You know what, I am in favor of Darwinism in
this situation.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
She'll go ahead. I'm a stone called Steve ast Music.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I love some overly confident people. Hell yeah, you want
to know why because I used to be a chick bartender,
and first of all, we already have a little bit
of power. Let's be so real. But my favorite was
when those kinds of dudes would sit at my bar
and I could just make them drink the most disgusting
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stuff that we had to get rid of. That was
like on the shelf. That's some like promo dude gave us.
And I was like, yeah, try this, You'll put some
hair on your chest. And then they're like, oh my god,
a woman's telling me there's gonna put hair on my chest.
So now I have to show her that I have
a big dong. Why drinking this terrible shot? And man,
I had my thrills. Let me tell you a weekend
after week and it was a repeat behavior from several
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different humans.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
So you're saying you would actively sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I'm saying I was the grizzly bear.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Hey, I got on idea for Netflix. Let them do it,
pay baby, give the money to charity, give them money
the Wildlife Foundation.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Well, but at some point that's animal cruelty.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Well, wait, is this hand to hand? Because it's hand
to hand. I mean, this is going to just smoke
this fool.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's hand to hand. But then again, what's the win
because it's not like you're just gonna punch a bear out,
so to win, you'd probably have to kill the bear.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
They ain't winning, they're not. I think we all know how.
We know that.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
But on the off chance, because if we're doing this
on Netflix, then we're assuming they can hire someone that
probably actually is like I think I can do this.
And also I have like I don't know, I was
gonna say, special Forces, straw.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Jake Paul, do it.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Somebody to humble?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
I know major really slowly move my finger off.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
The seriously a professional.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
There's a group of people trying to assume McDonald's good
luck all over the McRib. They are upset and believe
the mic rib is being marketed incorrectly, and the rib
like shape suggests that it is premium pork from the
rib area of the.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Pig's titled rib.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I would love to say that it's not just ground
up pork, because that's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It is, is it. How would you get the shape
of that if it wasn't ground up? About it right now?
They said to ground and restructured pork shoulder. The meat
is pressed into a rib like shape using a mold.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yes, okay, so the people suing McDonald's believe that it
is cuts of shoulder, heart.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Stomach, and tripe, which is why they are upset.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Okay, that's valid. Like usually don't grind it up that No,
but if you call something the mick rib, yeah, you're
being willfully deceitful. If it's not rib, it's.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Because rib indicates that there will be a bone.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
The entire point, right, is that there's like a rib details.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Break barbecues down, break it. The sandwich is called the sandwich.
The sandwich, it's called the mic rib. And you expect
it to be a rib in sandwich. No, I expected
the meat to be rib meat.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Okay, So you expect McDonald's to have the succulent fall
off in the.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Way that if someone's saying, hey, this is a chicken wing.
I don't expect it to be chicken breast formed into
wing shape. And that's not me being unreasonable.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
It is pressed in the shape.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Think of the McRib like a hot dog, but pork
or a meat loaf in barbecue sauce shaped ribs.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Sure, but that's not why. But if you say McRib
to someone, it's not unreasonable for them to assume that
it's rib meat. It is unreasonable for you to make
the assumption that they automatically don't think that it's rib meat.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
They assume you're lying to the This sauce is fire exactly.
Then what Yes, if it's not pork, then yes, you're
stepping over boundary. But they never said but they never
said it was going to be pork. They just said
it was McRib. They actually could be giving you beef
ribs or human meat and would that be unreasonable?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
That's insane. Ronald McDonald has had some issues with that Hamburger.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Hamburg is My God took a turn. Yeah, I was
just like, who is so mad at the mike rib?
We get this like once or twice a year, and
it's about it is the sauce, you know, like you.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Grind up that pork. Give me the sauce.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Do you think you're going to beat McDonald's lawyers? Come on,
are your mind and they're going to be eating a
McRib in the in the urring we try.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
The Prince of Darkness. A shame he never ascended the throne.
Words are hard this morning much He never got to
King of Darkness.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
We got it interesting, you got there, Appreciate it?
Speaker 1 (44:27):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
What a week? Let's get through the who cares first?
Black Hawks playing tomorrow against the slu We do. But
in a week like this, there's only one thing on
my mind. And the Bulls play. Uh, Bulls play tonight,
Bulls in Detroit Pistons four pm.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Game time is getting to be like your weather report.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Hey listen, all I'm thinking about is the Packers all
the time.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Before we get there, I'm just gonna say, Bull's been
on a little bit of a tear.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Don't get it's too excited.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yes, I know, right to see a bull I would.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Love to see them well above five hundred before we
jumped all the way back in like the beginning.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Of the sun. Oh, we are so excited at the beginning.
Put onto the pressing news, pressing m Saturday, Wow Bro
seven pm. Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
It's there's a lot of energy going into this game.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
I don't even know what to do except just talk
craft to people on X or Twitter or whatever you
want to call it. I am talking trash. I am
trash in Green Bay fans. You know what I like
about sports, and I don't think this is too mean,
but especially hockey, there's something called chirping. Yeah, chirp. You
give each other a hard time. It's like a fun
way to do it without being a jerky. I will
say shout out to the Bears fans.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
I was at the Bears lines game on Sunday, decked
out of my lines gear. Playful chirping Yeah, nothing, nothing crazy,
but it was just a lot of fun going back
and forth. If you need some stats, Michael, I can
help you out.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Help me out, Help me out.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Playoff teams that lost their final regular season game are
twenty two and five in a home playoff opener since
twenty eleven.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Okay, so that bowls well for the Bears and now.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Teams that enter the playoffs on a four game losing
streak are winless when their first playoff game is on
the road.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
That'd be the Packers.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Interest SATs don't lie, interestas don't lie.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
This is only the third playoff meeting in the rivalries
one hundred year history on hundred year plus history. Yeah,
that's crazy. And it's a split game for this. It's
what do they call it a rubber match or whatever?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Basically we're but it's bigger than just a rubber match.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Because you're going on and huge.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
It's just it's going to be intense.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Stretch it out. I really want to go to stretch.
I've been watching.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Ticket prices are a below five hundred.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Cheapest ticket right now at Soldier Field, back of the road,
top of the stadium five hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
But you want to be in the building, I know,
just being in the building of unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Check standing room only anywhere.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
No, Yah, could you try kissing someone? How's that gonna
help if you kisses the right person?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Oh, so you're saying he's got to give it away
to get the tickets put out.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
If anybody out there a season ticket entery needs I'm helpful.
I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
And that's feminism.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
It's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
And this is ninety five minutes for commercial free with
Green Day.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Now do you have the time to listens to me?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Wine? Nothing in Everything? Three Days Grace Song Rock ninety
five five Chicago's Rocks Station Love three Days Grace. Loved
that they didn't fight for the lead singer. They just
brought them both back. Now make them kiss that's kind
of fun. You are obsessed. Three kisses, kisses. We are
(47:55):
the morning March pit. We are Oh look, I'm good.
We feel ale or smooches.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
How we get to be informed?
Speaker 6 (48:05):
That will feel different a little bit because the news
headlines are just awful, the cortisol spiking, just terribleness summarize
into one clickbait sentence.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
But we're gonna take all of this thing out of
that give you a positive spin on those news headlines
that again I didn't write. Don't get mad at me
for writing them. This is bad news. Bears. Man killed
ex girlfriend, fled to India India feels like you could
(48:41):
have just fled to India and skipped killing THATX girlfriend.
Truth Jesus veteran and coma after assault.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
You said, good news, right? What kind of salt? Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeahs bears the kind of stuff man pistol whipped dogs.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
No, no, I worry about this every time I take
my dog outside. Yeah, do you imagine someone like smacking
you and stealing your dog? Maybe their kidneeds a dog,
you know what I mean, anything could happen. That is
a horrible thing to do to someone.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
I thought you were a cat person.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I am a cat person. I'm also still a dog person.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Well, we have to have more John Wick movies. So
that's true. Someone's got to do the dirty work. And finally,
possibly the worst news headline, parents use chat gpt to
name New Year's baby than cute.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
What did they pick?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
It doesn't matter they used chat gpt. That's never the
correct answer.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh I'm gonna look now.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, I'm very intrigued.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
We already know what your child's gonna be named. I
can't wait for couter Mason, couter baby. I can't wait
to get him a little onesie for cuter Mason.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Here's some of the names Chatty, Nova, Area, Eve, Luna, Leo, Asher, Miles, Noah,
and Theo.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I didn't expect that list.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Those are the big trendy names for this year.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, wow, I feel like I am at the gender
revealed party of like my sorority lead.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
I wasn't I was about to say, you don't give
sorority girl at all.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
You don't say early in the moment.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
And it is our one year anniversary, so happy to
be hanging out with Michael and Maria.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
What did you get me a year consecutively? We just
did Christmas Birthday? Was your birthday's coming up? So yeah,
it's which.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
By the way, I just want to like offer this
option because we saw how great I was with gifts
over Christmas. Given that you got them on January fifth, yesterday,
you don't have to give me any birthday presents, and
that is kind of a present to me.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
I guess what I'm out. I'm not listening because it's
already been purchased.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
What what is friendship?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I think it's tolerating each other for who you authentically are.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
I have a present? Do you? It's text time? Is it? Yeah?
Where do we give that?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
I'm present?
Speaker 2 (51:05):
That's eight four. You can get your text in here.
They show up right on our screen. We read all
of them. We don't. We can't read all of them
on the air because there was a lot today, but
we pick specifically some some to read from the sixty three. Oh,
how dare you? Congratulations on the anniversary, guys. I've enjoyed
your show since the day I found it. Best show
on the radio by far. Thanks guys, and Maria m
(51:28):
cubed lo l. Thanks guys, Oh, thanks guys, and Maria
m cubed lo o L. Natasha, she's the operations manager
who want tickets to Jack's pump can pop up? Love?
Thank you, love our first timers and our comebacks, sir,
well like you know, returning returning visitors.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
All right, you said it right right from.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
The seven A two. Hey, guys, in regards to buying
children lingerie.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
So godd no, okay, yeah please.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Travis Parker's daughter, Alabama Barker put out a video where
she was showing what she got for Christmas. She said
in the video that she her dad bought her lingerie.
She has since updated that and said that actually it
was Corky Kardashian that did it, but still weirds.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Halibama is twenty fi bought the child's figure sex stuff.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Hey, guys, in regards to buying children lingerie, I don't
think I can buy my son lingerie. He can do that,
himself if he chooses love you speak their adult children.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
We just be like, this is their child, but still weird.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah from the seven oh eight, I didn't think you
guys could top D and D. But your new bit
called Pit Happens is hilarious. So happy to have you
three and crew as a part of my morning every day.
Hope this year brings awesome things.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
I love that you immediately love it. You like listen
behind the scenes and radio that's actually a really big deal. Yeah,
so hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
And it's kind of DNBs. It's like again, like I
choose your own adventure where you get stuck at a
mosh pit, something happens and you gotta get out without
getting thrown out by the bouncer.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
And it's real life. You don't no supernatural stuff happening yet.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, what's something else that could happen in the mosh pit?
You can break an ankle?
Speaker 1 (52:58):
There's anything, I can fall down? How many things have
you don't go to thinket to.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
The all go right?
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, you see, we have over fifty years of concerts
in this room.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
You know what the worst is? Gill mud in your
shoe and in your sacks.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Alid, No, that's not where.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Okay, where'd you think I was going?
Speaker 2 (53:20):
I like it from the two to four. I don't
think you could put it past the Kardashians to put
something out that's just straight up performative, regardless if it's
a gross You gotta keep in mind Chris made Kim
So boy for Cloud and then leaked the video she did. Yikes,
by the way, that's horrific.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I don't know, you shouldn't like made him do the deed,
but she definitely was like encouraged Jesus spreading the video
money Maker, which is insane.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Back in the day, when like it was the days
of like the Tommy Lee videos and stuff or Tommy
Lee Hammel video like it was, things would go viral
like that. Nowadays, it's like.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Part of me doesn't judge because it's like I shouldn't
have Like, she's not a lawyer, she's not an actress. Now,
she doesn't have all that much to like doo, So
what are you gonna do? You're gonna do?
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Let's hear from the four four three, Happy one year anniversary, guys.
I'm very proud of you all and can't wait to
see what your two brings for us do your listeners
coughs in cameras for the studio cameras. Wait, we don't
have cameras.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
We don't have cameras.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Well, we do if we set our phones up and
use them as cameras and then edit them to look like.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
At the expense of our personal storage.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Two or from the six to three to oh? Is
this how I'm finding out that Michael and Marris didn't
appreciate the lingerie I got them for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Uh, they're wearing it right now.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
I got my crotchels spandies on right now.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Let me see that whale tail.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
There's a lot of dump truck.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
And finally, from the six to four to one, Happy
one year anniversary. Glad to have you all back on
the air, and glad to have Maria back from her
side gig at the North Pole. Keep up the great work,
don't Miles but Rob.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
One more time. But that's what I thought I heard.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Okay, could you imagine Cookie Monster covering Metallica?
Speaker 2 (55:10):
I'd be amazing.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Can you do it real quick?
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Hold on? You got a serious.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
Ah my role for Cookie phenomenal?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Wow, Happy anniversary you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
I wouldn't it. At some point today this was our
official one.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Actually, no, you would. You'd be sitting over there, you'd
be doing stuff on me and Mikey are just getting
distracted and trying not to leave the studio right before
we go in there, and then he'd be like, oh, hey,
it's the sixth it's our anniversary. And then Mikey go,
and I'd go, I love.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
You tool, give me, give me cookie on.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Oh that's good. Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
I like that. Did your friend give you that one?
Speaker 2 (55:56):
No? I thought about that one, Okay, I came from
my head. Wow. We did learn on the show today
that famously people were sticking things in their we weiz
in there. But JJ's yeah, one of them a chess
piece that would crumble for the guy.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
That's just the way it happens, rook. I think Jesus.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
To just tip it over, like when you're give out
the game stock. A whole human happened. Oh my god,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
You know what, We're just gonna toss it to Walt
Walt Is.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Next, I was walking down the street, went out the
It's totally cool that you forgot. A relationship is built
off more than things like this. But it is our
anniversaries No One official full year of the Morning mash
bit on Rock ninety five five. Sorry a great.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Year, by the way, this is fun.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm not sorry. They knew what they were getting into.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And you like it, dirty little Heathen, How are we
feeling how you're in gentlemen?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sam tired as last year?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
All right, I'm excited. I think like sometimes it's like
being on a baseball team, right the first year, you
guys are getting to know each other, you're sort of
finding out how you work together and all those things,
and now it's like, let's go, let's go win the
super Bowl. Yeah for the World Series. I knew right
when I said, I glanced over at him and I
was like, damn it, young one World Series, Jesus, let's
(00:59):
go win the NBA five.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm glad you saw the NBA Finals. Is basketball?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
NBA?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not them? So like, what's the biggest soccer the World
Series of Soccer?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
For asking, because that would be the World Cup that's
not coming to Chicago, but it's going to be hosted
in America and Canada. And Mexico. But they skipped the
third largest city in America.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
For where are they putting it? Is it anywhere in America?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I just don't la Kansas City. We can go to Dallas, Houston, Miami.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wait a minute, that many places and we didn't get it.
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
We don't have infrastructure, hotels, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We don't have a stadium built for the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And and on top of this, I want to say
three of the stadiums that they're hosting games that are
not built to host soccer, so they're not going to
be wide enough for long.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Not to mention the cop can't even actually hold the
world So all of this is insanely frustrated.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We got a new thing we're going to try today.
It's it's at the what is the top of the
second hour? Right, so it's where D and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
D usually is, But I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Make sure you're here for that. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, we got hockey tickets up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hell yeah, I'm very excited for our new bit. Actually, sorry,
my father, good old Steve and our shout out texted
me yesterday and he's like, wait, so so what's gonna happen?
After Dan Dan, I was like, well, you'll have to
tune in to find out. It's weird when you do
that to your actual like family.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The yeah, stay.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, I don't know him like that. He is my dad.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'll be right back up.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
W c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's not unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're a little bit faster. And we thought, yeah, forty
five seconds left in that song and Murray goes, I
got to run down to the lunch room. And Marissa goes,
you're not gonna make it. She said, I can make it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
There are fifty seconds left, all right, and I did.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I did make it a second set. But we did
lock the door. So did you slam into the door
to open it? By the way, because it takes so
much pressure for you to open the door.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Thanks, that was awesome for me.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You're fine, You're strong.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I feel like a burden windshield right now.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Did you bring spoons?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No? You know why, because you do, I don't know what.
You've locked the studio door, and you're gonna have the
audacity to ask if I covered your ass.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, we're sitting here. You run out the door and
where he's like, she's not gonna make it, and I'm like,
I didn't say, He's like, he goes she locked that door.
Good to know, Maress, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
All right, cool cool.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
By the way, did you print shots for us today?
I did? Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, because I care about us in our anniversary. It's
a dosh me out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dulce de lechy liquor. Okay, we're not gonna do that again.
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did we get to the weather.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Had forty five somewhere?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I said that off the earlier yes weather today?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Can we do the break?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yesterday? I said it was gonna be partly mostly cloudy,
and it wasn't. It ended up being nice in the afternoon.
But that's that's what they're saying now again. I've checked
three different places. Clouds today, high forty two degrees. But
Ola Fox over here, Fox Local. Uh, this portly fella
that's doing the weather right now, thirty eight. I mean, like,
I just mean, I'm a skinny fella and I'm trying.
(04:38):
I never remember his name, so I'm trying to give
so people know what we are going to talk about.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Leg the weather guy and their new innovative technology that
they've brought us next in Nerd the University.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's time to dark out Nerd.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yes, that's what we're here for. Hey, Lego, I got beef.
We got some major problems. I feel targeted. Okay, Lego
keeps releasing these sets that I know can be catered
towards children, but they are hitting millennials real hard right now.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
They continue to.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Release great Marbles, Star Wars, and now I hear a
rumor that they're going to drop a Power Ranger set
at some point in time this year.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Also, I wish they have a Spider Man's They do.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's part of the Marble series.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They have three different Spider Man tests.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I believe I'd have to check, but yes, the answer
is yes. Thank god.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now, Lego Smartplace coming to the table, a new innovation
that is bringing to life your Lego set. It's going
to include sensors, accelerometers, light sensing, and sound sensors, as
well as miniature speaking speakers driven by onboard synthesizers and
much more, in addition to easy wireless charging. All that
(06:07):
to say, there's a seeker, there's a little brick. Shut up,
there's a little brick that's going to help move the
wings on something that's flying. It's not a sense light,
so that you're going to get Star Wars noises from
a tie Fighter or an x Wing.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
And then with the I believe this to be true,
the miniature figures, so like.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
If you have Darth Vader and Luke, the brick will
sense them and they'll be a communication that they'll have
between them.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So it's just enhancing the entire experience. And it's going
to cost Lego money.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
The Darth Vader set that is dropping on March first
is going to be sixty nine dollars. Luke's x Wing
is going to be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And then for an actual kind of a little room,
the throne room for the duel or you get a
duel with an a wing. Sorry, one hundred and sixty.
But it's got a whole set of pieces that you
can play together and all of the pieces are going
to interact.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And this is how we raised the next generation of engineers.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, it's not about idea whist Lego would come out
with cars, can you imagine, so you could like change
the look of it, but it was still a car.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You know, you can buy like a Mercedes or a
Maserati or.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't have the Maserati money.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, like a Lego. Yeah, I can drive a miniature kid.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't want to miniature kid.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I want to recctually. At the Chicago Auto Show, they've
built a set. Last year they had a truck, what
like a pickup.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's really cool. Yeah, you know it doesn't fun, it
doesn't roll, all right. I think Volkswagen had a car
back in the day that you could it was like
that called it or something, and you could move pieces
around on it and change the way it looked. It's
kind of interesting. Legos are expensive, by the way, Yes
they are. Yeah, yeah, I wanted to do one for Christmas,
and I like went to the Lego store and looked
and I was like, this is too much money.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
This is why I like to go acoustic. Lincoln Law
you would love.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's a weapon for your brothers and sisters.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Motley Crue on Rock ninety five to five with the
Morning Mash Pit as we are celebrating our one year anniversary.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
What they have a great relationship with Long That turns
out Nick six buddies.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I love that guy. They'll be in town in August,
Tesla be here with them.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Sorry what I said? Nikky six seven and I feel
dirty for seven. And it's hard to feel dirty when
you're talking about like a Motley Kruge.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Because there's going to be a great transition, sorry trainsition.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh that's not a good story. We're going into hero.
So yesterday we're talking about funniest items you got stuck
up your butt last year, everything from win stoppers to
vape pens to this. This is, by the way, we're
reporting this, and it's coming from sources, So this isn't
a joke. Is that coming from various sources? Pencils, corn,
cob pipe, that's funny. Now today we have a let's see,
(09:03):
how do I say this? A list of things people
got stuck up their nether regions. Is that safe for
the penish and vagina? Okay, you guys are good to go.
Which what do you want to start with? Penis a ride,
a chess piece, some apple stems? An apple? Wait? Wait,
what you started with? A chest piece? Was it the rock?
(09:28):
Was it the night?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Please?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know how this happens. I just what do
you what are we doing out there.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's not going to keep the doctor away.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That is not what they not just the stem, but
the core.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
On this.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
This is I feel like it's not possible. How is
that possible? It's making me while I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
There's a will, there's a way, and for some reason,
there's like.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
A lot of I don't like this when it sharp
on the end paper clip, A magnet like that could
be fun. You could have a dance if you had
another magnet. You know how fast that could rip through?
Oh I believe me. I'm not doing any of this,
So this one's way worse. I'll call your friend Al.
(10:22):
You put your tool somewhere named Alan, that does it?
Tried to more a guitar string and a pair of
iPod headphones air pod headphones, which end uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, that's funny, like my.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Mom if it was a Paris the whole pop Oh god?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, gross. Okay, So women, let's move on.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's in the sandbox flashbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Women's not nearly as bad. I don't think cotton balls.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We can stick things up there, but I guess which.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Like a pocket no double oh yeah yeah yeah, a
small plastic girl maid wright.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't know if you guys know, we don't pee
out of the same hold.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Just wait, hold clear, every guys, pull your I know,
a small plastic mermaid.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm choosing to believe it's the normal hole Aeriel was
in there. Well, I feel for her because she doesn't
even have one, so she can't relate to the pain.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Two spoons not one. Maybe they're plain spots, a bunch
of aluminum foil, which is crazy. And finally the tide pod. Okay,
that's not how you clean. Mental illness is on the rise.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm at least not hurting, but that also is again
largely dependent on what all we're talking about. Very true, Yeah,
I mean like it's not going to feel great. I
don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Moral of the story, stop just stop doing it. Just
don't do that. Do that story every year. It's a tradition,
it is, I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I've tried to do Tinder and bleak out there.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
So we're getting ready to do something new for desperate Measures.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh my gosh, yes, speaking of desperate times.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Despert Measures eight four four nine five ninety five point fifty.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We're doing something new.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's brand new, and if you want to be my
little experiment. Wow phone, if you want to pop the
cherry off this bit with you, but ninety five fifty
and I'll talk you through it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Should we tell them what it's called? Or are we
going to introduce it next?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think we should introduce it next.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, all right, but yes, up for grabs when you
join us. We've got a four pack of Chicago Wolf tickets.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
They'll be taking on the Texas Stars this Saturday at
the All State Arena eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Play our new game with us.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We want you to be a part of this and
the cause they're not alote, they are.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Nace something takes a pot of rock ninety five five
or we're speaking with Jake.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You share from state far from Essex? Oh yeah a
lot lately.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
What we like talking to you? Jake Good? Thank you
for volunteering as tribute for our don't be an nervost.
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Walk you through.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Do you need a drink or something? You know? Calm down, relaxed,
minimal shouldering, stash, Welcome to pit. Happy we are the
morning mosh Pit. I don't feel like anymore, but we
wanted to keep something in that similar vein. So in
pit happens. You will be a character in some version
(13:42):
of a mosh pit. This may be at a rock concert,
this may be at a sports game match, whatever it
could be. I don't know. One on one race that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Bears went too there's a bunch of drunk people in
our area and it was like a mosh pit.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Indeed, regardless you're you're at an event, you are in
a crowd, something goes wrong and you have to navigate it.
The fun thing is there's no guesswork because we're not
doing any of the supernatural elements that like D and
D does, so treat this as if it were real life.
What would you do in this scenario. Let's get get okay, Jake,
(14:20):
you are currently at a concert. You are in the
mash bit. You're not currently moshing your little bit outside
of it. Because you're really into this band, it's like
your favorite one. You've saved up for these tickets, you
didn't even get them from the radio because you're like,
I want to be right up there. I don't want
to leave it up to chance. Some dude who's like
six eight decides to walk right in front of you. Again,
(14:45):
you aren't in a seated area, so you can walk
around if you want, or confront him. What would you
like to do, Jake?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I think I as if I can get out his
shoulder so I can see better. Wow, what a great choice.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Incredible And this is where we will do a dice
roll moment.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Here we go, are we doing high or low? Are
we doing? How do you want the dice? What's the dice?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
We'll do it in the same way that we did
d and d Ok.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Miike's rolling, but he's he's rolling a one through six.
So okay, three, Maris, how would you like to help
your buddy a little bit?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Get onto this man's shoulders because I was a fantastic
cheerleader back in the day.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, I'm going to catapult him.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Good to the soldiers.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Good and yeah, let's see how that goes. Okay, So
Jake gets a three, but you got a six. So
Jake wobbles a little bit and almost loses it. However,
you do safely get him onto this man's shoulders. Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Mikey, I'm the tall guy.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You are, well, you're standing next to the tall guy. Okay,
so how would you like to help your buddy out,
maybe stabilize, maybe get his drink, whatever that may be.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, well we'll bullying shoulder to shoulder kind of vibe
with the music there and and so that way if
he falls I can grab him.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Incredible.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
All right, here we go number five number fikay to
show what a show you're seeing.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You are so enjoying the show. You're on top of
the six eight strangers shoulders. He's for some reason really
okay with that. Mikey's over there support and yeah you
rock inside to side your boy Marius is there drinking
inviting with you and I and I don't know, probably
backstage doing like the voiceover worker for being honest.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Or I'm crowdsurfing's you'd be easy to CrowdSurf. You'd be
the kind of person that would flip when they CrowdSurf
you throw you up in the air.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So congratulations, you didn't get thrown out by security, which
would be how that wouldn't work out for you. But
we didn't roll any low numbers today, so we get
to stay and enjoy the show. Well done, Jake.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Thank you for joining us for it happens and all
your Chicago Wolves tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yes, you're going to be at the Chicago Wolves this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Got a four pack as they're taking on the Texas Stars.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You don't want to miss that one. And for everybody else,
get your tickets over at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Scar tissue, Red Hot Chili Pepper's song on Rock ninety
five to five and what emos used to blow their nose?
I like that, wait for it, let it hit him?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
No, hit him, it's not coming, Okay, speaking a scary
What would it be weird if you were twenty years
old and your dad bought you lingerie for Christmas? Yes?
I think that's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Also, it would just be weird if your dad bought
you lingerie. Get the age out of it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Earlier this week, twenty year old Alabama Barker went viral
when she shared a jaw dropping Christmas hall with her
TikTok follower.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
This is Travis Barker's daughter, Parker blinkin eighty two things.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes. In her hall, she had more than two hundred
thousand dollars worth of gifts, including a twenty four thousand
dollars purse and a bunch of other crazy stuff. I
mean Travis's gifts, she says included a thirty two thousand
dollars Cardier bracelet, Cardier Cardier, Cardier whatever, Cardia brace a
way out of My leg with Alabama casually stating that
(18:12):
he gets her one every year. As viewers took in
the obscene amount of money that had been spent, there
was one gift that Alabama received from her dad that
left many viewers donned a whole heap of lingerie from
a place called Agent Provocateur. Now these are like for
a top, it's like six hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't care how much it is. It's lingerie.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So the internet went crazy. That's That's not something I
asked my parents for. Yeah, that's so weird. Yeah, I
just think it's so odd, and they're like, see through.
I mean it's not even like a bra, like a
normal bra you would wear, which is still a little weird.
Weird lingerie laningre is odd. Somebody said it that way
once in my life, and so I like to say that.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You have to editing.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
We do have a response now, though after the Internet
came at her sideways, Alabama has put out another video
of surprise on her TikTok. And this is what she said, Courtney.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Picked out the lingerie. Courtney, you think my dad's like, oh,
I'm gonna go pick up my daughter lingerree. No, it
was on my Christmas list and you wanted to make
it happen for me, so he let Courtney go pick
out the lingerie.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
So here's a crazy concept. Agree, if that's on your list.
Instead of going, hey, dad, I want lingerie, Hey, give
me some cash so I could go buy some stuff,
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Talk to you. Yeah, exactly. I'm never putting anything weird
like that on a Christmas list to my parents.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Or if you want to be a little direct indirect,
give me a gift card booms.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Also, here's the thing, the way that she's saying it
is almost like she's had this like Amazon wish list
and anyone could access it and could go get it.
And let's for the sake of the argument say that
that is the case. Fine, and your stepmom, Courtney Kardashian,
got you this lingerie. First of all, I myself am
a stepmother. I will never am I goddad by my
(19:58):
daughter lingerie. It's never ever ever going to happen. That's bizarre,
but also on behalf of Alabama, which to be fair,
she named Alabama's rough out the gate just be like, yep,
kind of weird, little awkward, but I did get the
lung rice, so yeah, like there's ways that you could
reframe that, but instead you're the defensiveness makes it feel
(20:23):
more weird.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, that's it, but that's because one she knows is
weird and she can't get out of it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now, so they don't put it online.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Well, I think the kids are younger people these days too,
don't have that filter of like, maybe I shouldn't put
this online.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
But it's also she doesn't live in our world, doesn't.
She's showing off to show off, which is why she
showed off a two hundred thousand dollars Christmas hall.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
In this day and age and no kitchen.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Her listeners who knows what they got for Christmas? And
they're putting you put yourself in that mind space and
she's still not seeing it.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So for her to get so defensive, she's I was
excited to get a switch to lower. I have to.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Consider we have to consider that maybe this is intentional
controversy stoking that could be too as I there we
weirdly we are talking about him well? And how also
the weird is it that, like I feel like incest
is a really common way to do that these days.
It's really bizarre and a trend that I see where
it's like it's not obviously like outright, but it's bizarre
(21:27):
things like oh my dad did this for me, and
the entire internet it's like he did what.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And everybody's instantly paying attention and yeah, he's amusing artist?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah? Is she?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I didn't know app? I know her? B who? How
do we not have some of that ready to go?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Look, we haven't matter.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
She might be dope.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
We don't know, yes, because also so much of what
you see online is straight up of performance.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Well, weirdest thing is your parents buying you laundry and
now we're waiting on her new album to dry. I'm
not eight.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Ninety five fifty. We always love for you to chime
in no bells.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Intend how that is fun? Yes, but we we do
want to hear from you on this.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Lingerie article here. Would you buy it for your step children?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Your children?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And if you would have, we considered therapy?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Are we wrong? Are we thinking any situation that's always possible,
especially in my life.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I don't I don't know. I'd like I'm trying to
I tend to overly empathize. I'm trying to find a
scenario where like this would be okay, and I'm just
not finding it.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm sure the crash was panties dad.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Eight four four oh weird ninety five fifty. Let us
know your reaction. We do want to hear from you.
It's a CDC tide.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Now here's a bit only blug blug it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
A four four nine ninety five fifty for grabs. We
got led Zeppelin two tickets over at the House of
Blues this Saturday. But you gotta play Fun to the
Head with us. We want you to be called ten
so you can answer trivia questions. We get shot with
nerf darts and you can take one of us hostage.
We can answer a question to provide you a save
(23:17):
if you don't know the answer. But we need you
eight four four ninety five fifty be called ten to
win led Zeppelin ticket.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Wait, makey, what's that number? Well?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Eight for four happy yea and now fun to the
head on rock Eddy five. Yeah, don't worry. They're using
nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Steve? You are Morning Guards? Hey?
How you doing, Steve? Excellent? You got a lot of
great energy on a Tuesday. We love that.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, buddy, Welcome to Fun to the Head. Steve.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Okay, okay, good, alight, all right, he's good. Yeah, Welcome
to Fun to the Head. This is a trivia game
where you answer questions. We get shot with nerve darts,
and we can provide you a save when you take
one of us hostage. Now you got to decide who
do you want to take hostage? Myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh, let's take marriage today.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, I haven't been a hostage quite some time. All right,
are we ready.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Give me the dun dun dune?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, you mean the countdown music.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I would blake a dun dundun. I'd like to the
way Steve didn't want. Question number one, Steve, you're already
my favorite. What large lake borders Chicago to the east.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, I think we should call it Lake Illinois.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
No, Yeah, too late. Illinois only takes up a corner
of Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
If I've learned anything, it's never too late to change
the name of a Body of Water's m what rock
band released the album back in Black?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Wow, that was a very confident pause, my friend. I
was worried for a second.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Forever ago, not this past time that I was on
Tinder for like two days, but before that, when you
had like theme songs for your profile, that one was mine.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Back in Black.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Really, that's what you chose for your tender profile. That's you.
I want you to think about that for a second.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm not saying I was smart. I was real twenty
one about it. My bad diggity dog.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Wow, all right, that's a great choice. Oh I like it,
well done?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay, Steve. What sport does Lionel Messi play?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh? I know this one, but.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes he plays football, also known as soccer.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What's a mess? Okay? Here?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
He also sings country sounds out of soccern Missy Get
Messy with.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
His album is called Messy. You're taking up Steve's time.
We got it.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Steve likes it. Seve tell Merris that you like it.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Steve got all day May third person Steve me, don't don't, Steve.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You're going to let Zeppelin to my man over the
House of Blues on Saturday. Uh, you get to also
go to the after party with the band in the
Foundation Room. Going to be an amazing time. Do you
know who you're gonna take with you?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, don't tell us, you keep secrets.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Gonna be me. I guess now I'm out this weekend,
unfortunately for you to go to Michigan.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You're going to Michigan. Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
A little bit. I am so happy you have a
social life, Maria. But Steve, congratulations to you. You got
to find a new guest because Maria is busy.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Now for everybody else that wants to go over to
led Zeppelin two, they've got a show on Friday and Saturday,
get your tickets to ticketmaster dot com. Michael, you're going
to be there on Friday, correct, all right? Big thank
you to our friends over at Live Nature. It's Papa
(27:41):
Roach and Rock ninety five to five. I don't know
if I told you guys this one, but my mom,
Mama may shout out, stole the CD from me and
my brother.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
She didn't want us to have it. Yeah, and my
parents did that kind of stuff, So.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
We had to buy a second one, and that one
got stolen too. I'm so angry.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You're saying stolen when I think you've been I'm fiscadd you.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Know what, No, I think she was an early riser
on Papa Roach. To be perfectly, she loved she wanted
to listen to it without us. That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You guys were driving.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Into her room and be like, yeah, oh, I'm so
glad that Mama Mariss could enjoy the sounds of Papa Roach.
Damn straight through the technology of the time. I assumed
he listened to this on what a Walkman?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It was a c D.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You know, it was a CD, so like you listened
to Beyond. Like when you say walkman, I think itself
to your ear, I'm not you're going to music.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You think affordable CD player is what I would say
for the CDs when you say, I think.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
A t Walkman in your car. Whatever. The point is
that the technology was different. Yes, it was trying to
make her to your maress. We're fighting already anisary mom
and Dad, the auniversary son about to get sent out
of the room. The technology was different then and it
(29:06):
has changed since. And I'm a little scared about that
because inevitably it's going to be used against us in
a Human Advices rabos.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Wah News from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, this is happening in China, but it's really only
a matter of time if it isn't happening right now here,
because Chinese parents have found a way to pressure their
children into getting married and having kids, and that is
through AI videos of older people talking about how much
they regret not getting married and having kids. Oh my god,
and they're making these AI. One of them is a
(29:40):
fifty eight year old woman who's sitting alone during like
hospital visits and other patients have their families coming in
and caring for them, and then she's just by herself
and she's like, I mean, I had kids.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I want to know how good Chinese AI is because
I sniff.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
This out on Instagram every time. Why does.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Don't worry the kids? No, I mean, oh, okay, yeah,
by it. They're all just like mom, dad, chill, like
it's gonna happen, or maybe it's not. Because here's the thing.
Having kids doesn't guarantee that you are a good parent.
So you can pop those kids out and they might
not be talking to you by the time you're in
the hospital.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
So like, no, that's true. Always think about that, the
gamble of having and this is me being a person
without kids. I always think I don't want to. I
think it's it's a bad gamble. The odds are bad
to have kids. Definitely gambling. Damn it.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
He was in the comfy couch.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, neither of you should ever be comfortable in a
room with me. Sometimes I play nice, that's a performance.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
This is real. I have a little curious about the
love though.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hear about that. People are like, no, but you you
don't understand until you have a kid. Interesting, Maybe that
is a thing.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's like a trigger swage.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Well, it's the only version of unconditional love. That's something
that you created. You are entirely in charge of it.
You solely determine its experience from ages whatever to whatever.
You are the you define how they get formed.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'm responsible for a life.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, yeah, maybe a robot baby for you, actually, you
know what, Yeah, bring on the robot, bring on.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot Wall Oasis Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
They played those two big shows at Soldier Field last year.
So many big shows coming to town this year. You
can find the concert calendar Rock nine five to five
at dot com. And it is our anniversary. Woo.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I can't believe in a year officially one full year
of the erection of the Morning mosh Pits.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well now we've all been to a radio long time
rock card, twenty two years of me doing it. Last
year was the best year I've ever had, and I
had with the business before this job and coming back.
I was telling somebody the other day, I was like,
I'm so glad I came back. We're glad you're it is.
You guys don't even understand, like we're legitimate friends in
here and you're part of that and we love hanging
(32:14):
with you every morning.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's fun. We have our thrills.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
It is. It is quite amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
And Maria, you brought in something. It's it's the dolky
day Lechi.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, Camora, Wow, you actually nailed that. Yeah, that's right.
So shout out to my corner store guys. Puerto Rico.
That is well, it's called like a little Porto ric
and Liquors. We call it just Porter. Everyone there just
called the port you live. I live in Ukrainian village,
(32:46):
so on the corner of it's like near Ish, California
and Rockwell Ish e. Anyway, they big fans of the show,
and they gave us these three shots. Can have our
little anniversary.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Thanks for the cheers.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, can we clinky clink?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, here we.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Go and f CC, there is no alcohol in these?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Is it just.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Thank you coffee? It is creamy?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, she said, Oh, he's taking the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
You guys, don't put the whole shooter down your crop.
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know. It's
the hell of a community service, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Things, starting with the World's All. This twinkie is apparently
fifty years old. Damn. The teacher I hate you so
much was doing a class assignment and was showcasing.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
How food expires and syndicate the store to get a twinkie.
Two twinkies. He ate one, put the.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Other one in a glass case, and the one in.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
The glass case is still holding up decently well fifty
years later.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's a little faded in color. But have you seen
the famously the fast food burger? Yeah, for a long time.
It's wild.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Not a fan of.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
That it's designed to be shelf stable kind of the thing.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's what it's doing.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Yeah. Well, Goby is going to be available in daily
pill form. So if you're looking for a new weight
loss drug and you don't like needles, this could be
a great option for you.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I saw the commercials about the needles. I'm like, these
people are stabbingy. I'm a weird thing about like injection needles. Yeah,
I wouldn't ever do that.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm caring also stringy naturally.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I'm just saying to have a pill to take that
would make me much more app to spend. The money was.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Approved by the FDA if you have insurance, should cost
about twenty five a month without one hundred and forty
nine to two hundred and ninety nine depending on the
dose that you are taking. A reminder, if you are
doing these things, you got to take them thirty minutes
before food, drinks and or medication.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
So do you know do you just eat like a
little tiny bit? Is that what this is?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
What it does is it slows down your digestion and
makes you want.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
To eat less. Interesting, Okay, yeah, can't be mad at that.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Uk Man has spent twenty eight years walking around the
world and will wrap things up in about a month
or two.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wow procrastinating.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
We're trying to wrap it up for twenty seven years.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Sorry, real busy. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Walk in? Why are you not home yet? You know
what walking?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I didn't imagine I would ever know this fact that
it would take twenty eight years to walk around the world.
But the gentleman was a former paratrooper, had some issues
in a jungle being swarmed with crocodiles, and was in
jail in Russia for fifty seven days, so that slowed
them down a little bit, just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Wow. Shout out to the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Who awarded one of their stadium ticket takers with a
surprise trip to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Possible the Bills will be there.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I don't actually think though, But the ticket taker is
an Army VET and has been working at the stadium
since it was built.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's cool, and that's cool. I didn't meet realize when
you said ticket taker what you were saying. That's like
just a normal person that takes the tickets to that's
so cool. And finally, hey, that's a special experience for
someone who probably could never do it. No, yeah, yeah,
why are you laughing at it?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Sometimes you're so wholesome and so innocent that that causes
me to laugh. I don't know why. It's just so un.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Finally, Jack Black turned down the role as the antagonist
and The Incredibles because he didn't love the character the
way it was written. Incredibles is now one of Jack
Black's favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Bunny.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh, and he would have done great too.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
You would have been amazing.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
But yeah, Jason Lee did a great job, So we're
not gonna short shot that in any way possible.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Also give another act actor a chance to make some
money too, enough, he's not everywhere.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, back at that time, was Jack Black that prebler?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yes, yeah, it was since at least School of Rock,
and definitely before that because he had to get the
movie School of Rock.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Indeed, lots of wo and somewhere in Samme.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
World side of the.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Bonavs Jovius Here.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
On Rock ninety five new artists that we're very excited
for in the year twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Love that we're playing new stuff in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
And honestly they go by bon Jovi for sure. If
you're trying to keep up, I didn't realize. Uh, the
lead singer was such a big fan of Stranger Things.
Really his son is married to Billy Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Wow, how did you think?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's what I? I added the absolutely shout out to Lauren
from Chicago for the request. We love new.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Music here and Lauren loves Hey. How confident are you
boys feeling?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Always?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Great?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah? Well good. Do you think that you could win
in a hand to hand fight with a grizzly bear?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I lived in the mountains of Colorado for a while
and then the mountains of Washington State. Those are the
most terrifying animals. Yeah, hand hand far with me exactly.
They would use me as a toothpick, be like two
human hands, is it not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
And a bear claw is a delicious pastry.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
They had a bear in an area there's a town
called Estes Park where there's a lot of wildlife and
there's a video where one of the bears went up
and he was trying to get in a vehicle that
food in it. Yeah, he couldn't get the door open,
so he just ripped the door off its hinges sounds,
just grabbed it and then climbed in.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You know the way upwards of seven hundred pounds holy,
and yet three percent of Americans believe that they could
absolutely win the hand to hand fight.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
You know what, I am in favor of Darwinism in
this situation.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
She'll go ahead. I'm a stone called Steve ast Music.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I love some overly confident people. Hell yeah, you want
to know why because I used to be a chick bartender,
and first of all, we already have a little bit
of power. Let's be so real. But my favorite was
when those kinds of dudes would sit at my bar
and I could just make them drink the most disgusting
(39:34):
stuff that we had to get rid of. That was
like on the shelf. That's some like promo dude gave us.
And I was like, yeah, try this, You'll put some
hair on your chest. And then they're like, oh my god,
a woman's telling me there's gonna put hair on my chest.
So now I have to show her that I have
a big dong. Why drinking this terrible shot? And man,
I had my thrills. Let me tell you a weekend
after week and it was a repeat behavior from several
(39:58):
different humans.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
So you're saying you would actively sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I'm saying I was the grizzly bear.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Hey, I got on idea for Netflix. Let them do it,
pay baby, give the money to charity, give them money
the Wildlife Foundation.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Well, but at some point that's animal cruelty.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Well, wait, is this hand to hand? Because it's hand
to hand. I mean, this is going to just smoke
this fool.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's hand to hand. But then again, what's the win
because it's not like you're just gonna punch a bear out,
so to win, you'd probably have to kill the bear.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
They ain't winning, they're not. I think we all know how.
We know that.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
But on the off chance, because if we're doing this
on Netflix, then we're assuming they can hire someone that
probably actually is like I think I can do this.
And also I have like I don't know, I was
gonna say, special Forces, straw.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Jake Paul, do it.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Somebody to humble?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
I know major really slowly move my finger off.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
The seriously a professional.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
There's a group of people trying to assume McDonald's good
luck all over the McRib. They are upset and believe
the mic rib is being marketed incorrectly, and the rib
like shape suggests that it is premium pork from the
rib area of the.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Pig's titled rib.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I would love to say that it's not just ground
up pork, because that's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It is, is it. How would you get the shape
of that if it wasn't ground up? About it right now?
They said to ground and restructured pork shoulder. The meat
is pressed into a rib like shape using a mold.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yes, okay, so the people suing McDonald's believe that it
is cuts of shoulder, heart.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Stomach, and tripe, which is why they are upset.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Okay, that's valid. Like usually don't grind it up that No,
but if you call something the mick rib, yeah, you're
being willfully deceitful. If it's not rib, it's.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Because rib indicates that there will be a bone.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
The entire point, right, is that there's like a rib details.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Break barbecues down, break it. The sandwich is called the sandwich.
The sandwich, it's called the mic rib. And you expect
it to be a rib in sandwich. No, I expected
the meat to be rib meat.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Okay, So you expect McDonald's to have the succulent fall
off in the.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Way that if someone's saying, hey, this is a chicken wing.
I don't expect it to be chicken breast formed into
wing shape. And that's not me being unreasonable.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
It is pressed in the shape.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Think of the McRib like a hot dog, but pork
or a meat loaf in barbecue sauce shaped ribs.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Sure, but that's not why. But if you say McRib
to someone, it's not unreasonable for them to assume that
it's rib meat. It is unreasonable for you to make
the assumption that they automatically don't think that it's rib meat.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
They assume you're lying to the This sauce is fire exactly.
Then what Yes, if it's not pork, then yes, you're
stepping over boundary. But they never said but they never
said it was going to be pork. They just said
it was McRib. They actually could be giving you beef
ribs or human meat and would that be unreasonable?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
That's insane. Ronald McDonald has had some issues with that Hamburger.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Hamburg is My God took a turn. Yeah, I was
just like, who is so mad at the mike rib?
We get this like once or twice a year, and
it's about it is the sauce, you know, like you.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Grind up that pork. Give me the sauce.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Do you think you're going to beat McDonald's lawyers? Come on,
are your mind and they're going to be eating a
McRib in the in the urring we try.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
The Prince of Darkness. A shame he never ascended the throne.
Words are hard this morning much He never got to
King of Darkness.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
We got it interesting, you got there, Appreciate it?
Speaker 1 (44:27):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
What a week? Let's get through the who cares first?
Black Hawks playing tomorrow against the slu We do. But
in a week like this, there's only one thing on
my mind. And the Bulls play. Uh, Bulls play tonight,
Bulls in Detroit Pistons four pm.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Game time is getting to be like your weather report.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Hey listen, all I'm thinking about is the Packers all
the time.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Before we get there, I'm just gonna say, Bull's been
on a little bit of a tear.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Don't get it's too excited.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yes, I know, right to see a bull I would.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Love to see them well above five hundred before we
jumped all the way back in like the beginning.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Of the sun. Oh, we are so excited at the beginning.
Put onto the pressing news, pressing m Saturday, Wow Bro
seven pm. Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
It's there's a lot of energy going into this game.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
I don't even know what to do except just talk
craft to people on X or Twitter or whatever you
want to call it. I am talking trash. I am
trash in Green Bay fans. You know what I like
about sports, and I don't think this is too mean,
but especially hockey, there's something called chirping. Yeah, chirp. You
give each other a hard time. It's like a fun
way to do it without being a jerky. I will
say shout out to the Bears fans.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
I was at the Bears lines game on Sunday, decked
out of my lines gear. Playful chirping Yeah, nothing, nothing crazy,
but it was just a lot of fun going back
and forth. If you need some stats, Michael, I can
help you out.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Help me out, Help me out.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Playoff teams that lost their final regular season game are
twenty two and five in a home playoff opener since
twenty eleven.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Okay, so that bowls well for the Bears and now.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Teams that enter the playoffs on a four game losing
streak are winless when their first playoff game is on
the road.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
That'd be the Packers.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Interest SATs don't lie, interestas don't lie.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
This is only the third playoff meeting in the rivalries
one hundred year history on hundred year plus history. Yeah,
that's crazy. And it's a split game for this. It's
what do they call it a rubber match or whatever?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Basically we're but it's bigger than just a rubber match.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Because you're going on and huge.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
It's just it's going to be intense.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Stretch it out. I really want to go to stretch.
I've been watching.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Ticket prices are a below five hundred.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Cheapest ticket right now at Soldier Field, back of the road,
top of the stadium five hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
But you want to be in the building, I know,
just being in the building of unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Check standing room only anywhere.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
No, Yah, could you try kissing someone? How's that gonna
help if you kisses the right person?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Oh, so you're saying he's got to give it away
to get the tickets put out.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
If anybody out there a season ticket entery needs I'm helpful.
I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
And that's feminism.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
It's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
And this is ninety five minutes for commercial free with
Green Day.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Now do you have the time to listens to me?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Wine? Nothing in Everything? Three Days Grace Song Rock ninety
five five Chicago's Rocks Station Love three Days Grace. Loved
that they didn't fight for the lead singer. They just
brought them both back. Now make them kiss that's kind
of fun. You are obsessed. Three kisses, kisses. We are
(47:55):
the morning March pit. We are Oh look, I'm good.
We feel ale or smooches.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
How we get to be informed?
Speaker 6 (48:05):
That will feel different a little bit because the news
headlines are just awful, the cortisol spiking, just terribleness summarize
into one clickbait sentence.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
But we're gonna take all of this thing out of
that give you a positive spin on those news headlines
that again I didn't write. Don't get mad at me
for writing them. This is bad news. Bears. Man killed
ex girlfriend, fled to India India feels like you could
(48:41):
have just fled to India and skipped killing THATX girlfriend.
Truth Jesus veteran and coma after assault.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
You said, good news, right? What kind of salt? Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeahs bears the kind of stuff man pistol whipped dogs.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
No, no, I worry about this every time I take
my dog outside. Yeah, do you imagine someone like smacking
you and stealing your dog? Maybe their kidneeds a dog,
you know what I mean, anything could happen. That is
a horrible thing to do to someone.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
I thought you were a cat person.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I am a cat person. I'm also still a dog person.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Well, we have to have more John Wick movies. So
that's true. Someone's got to do the dirty work. And finally,
possibly the worst news headline, parents use chat gpt to
name New Year's baby than cute.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
What did they pick?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
It doesn't matter they used chat gpt. That's never the
correct answer.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh I'm gonna look now.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, I'm very intrigued.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
We already know what your child's gonna be named. I
can't wait for couter Mason, couter baby. I can't wait
to get him a little onesie for cuter Mason.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Here's some of the names Chatty, Nova, Area, Eve, Luna, Leo, Asher, Miles, Noah,
and Theo.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I didn't expect that list.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Those are the big trendy names for this year.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, wow, I feel like I am at the gender
revealed party of like my sorority lead.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
I wasn't I was about to say, you don't give
sorority girl at all.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
You don't say early in the moment.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
And it is our one year anniversary, so happy to
be hanging out with Michael and Maria.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
What did you get me a year consecutively? We just
did Christmas Birthday? Was your birthday's coming up? So yeah,
it's which.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
By the way, I just want to like offer this
option because we saw how great I was with gifts
over Christmas. Given that you got them on January fifth, yesterday,
you don't have to give me any birthday presents, and
that is kind of a present to me.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
I guess what I'm out. I'm not listening because it's
already been purchased.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
What what is friendship?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I think it's tolerating each other for who you authentically are.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
I have a present? Do you? It's text time? Is it? Yeah?
Where do we give that?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
I'm present?
Speaker 2 (51:05):
That's eight four. You can get your text in here.
They show up right on our screen. We read all
of them. We don't. We can't read all of them
on the air because there was a lot today, but
we pick specifically some some to read from the sixty three. Oh,
how dare you? Congratulations on the anniversary, guys. I've enjoyed
your show since the day I found it. Best show
on the radio by far. Thanks guys, and Maria m
(51:28):
cubed lo l. Thanks guys, Oh, thanks guys, and Maria
m cubed lo o L. Natasha, she's the operations manager
who want tickets to Jack's pump can pop up? Love?
Thank you, love our first timers and our comebacks, sir,
well like you know, returning returning visitors.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
All right, you said it right right from.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
The seven A two. Hey, guys, in regards to buying
children lingerie.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
So godd no, okay, yeah please.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Travis Parker's daughter, Alabama Barker put out a video where
she was showing what she got for Christmas. She said
in the video that she her dad bought her lingerie.
She has since updated that and said that actually it
was Corky Kardashian that did it, but still weirds.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Halibama is twenty fi bought the child's figure sex stuff.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Hey, guys, in regards to buying children lingerie, I don't
think I can buy my son lingerie. He can do that,
himself if he chooses love you speak their adult children.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
We just be like, this is their child, but still weird.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah from the seven oh eight, I didn't think you
guys could top D and D. But your new bit
called Pit Happens is hilarious. So happy to have you
three and crew as a part of my morning every day.
Hope this year brings awesome things.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
I love that you immediately love it. You like listen
behind the scenes and radio that's actually a really big deal. Yeah,
so hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
And it's kind of DNBs. It's like again, like I
choose your own adventure where you get stuck at a
mosh pit, something happens and you gotta get out without
getting thrown out by the bouncer.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
And it's real life. You don't no supernatural stuff happening yet.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, what's something else that could happen in the mosh pit?
You can break an ankle?
Speaker 1 (52:58):
There's anything, I can fall down? How many things have
you don't go to thinket to.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
The all go right?
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, you see, we have over fifty years of concerts
in this room.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
You know what the worst is? Gill mud in your
shoe and in your sacks.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Alid, No, that's not where.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Okay, where'd you think I was going?
Speaker 2 (53:20):
I like it from the two to four. I don't
think you could put it past the Kardashians to put
something out that's just straight up performative, regardless if it's
a gross You gotta keep in mind Chris made Kim
So boy for Cloud and then leaked the video she did. Yikes,
by the way, that's horrific.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I don't know, you shouldn't like made him do the deed,
but she definitely was like encouraged Jesus spreading the video
money Maker, which is insane.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Back in the day, when like it was the days
of like the Tommy Lee videos and stuff or Tommy
Lee Hammel video like it was, things would go viral
like that. Nowadays, it's like.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Part of me doesn't judge because it's like I shouldn't
have Like, she's not a lawyer, she's not an actress. Now,
she doesn't have all that much to like doo, So
what are you gonna do? You're gonna do?
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Let's hear from the four four three, Happy one year anniversary, guys.
I'm very proud of you all and can't wait to
see what your two brings for us do your listeners
coughs in cameras for the studio cameras. Wait, we don't
have cameras.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
We don't have cameras.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Well, we do if we set our phones up and
use them as cameras and then edit them to look like.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
At the expense of our personal storage.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Two or from the six to three to oh? Is
this how I'm finding out that Michael and Marris didn't
appreciate the lingerie I got them for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Uh, they're wearing it right now.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
I got my crotchels spandies on right now.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Let me see that whale tail.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
There's a lot of dump truck.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
And finally, from the six to four to one, Happy
one year anniversary. Glad to have you all back on
the air, and glad to have Maria back from her
side gig at the North Pole. Keep up the great work,
don't Miles but Rob.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
One more time. But that's what I thought I heard.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Okay, could you imagine Cookie Monster covering Metallica?
Speaker 2 (55:10):
I'd be amazing.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Can you do it real quick?
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Hold on? You got a serious.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
Ah my role for Cookie phenomenal?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Wow, Happy anniversary you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
I wouldn't it. At some point today this was our
official one.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Actually, no, you would. You'd be sitting over there, you'd
be doing stuff on me and Mikey are just getting
distracted and trying not to leave the studio right before
we go in there, and then he'd be like, oh, hey,
it's the sixth it's our anniversary. And then Mikey go,
and I'd go, I love.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
You tool, give me, give me cookie on.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Oh that's good. Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
I like that. Did your friend give you that one?
Speaker 2 (55:56):
No? I thought about that one, Okay, I came from
my head. Wow. We did learn on the show today
that famously people were sticking things in their we weiz
in there. But JJ's yeah, one of them a chess
piece that would crumble for the guy.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
That's just the way it happens, rook. I think Jesus.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
To just tip it over, like when you're give out
the game stock. A whole human happened. Oh my god,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
You know what, We're just gonna toss it to Walt
Walt Is.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Next, I was walking down the street, went out the
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