Michael Drops His Pants

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
General mushals.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I went and saw a Wall Nation last night. Yeah,
and they covered a Pearl Jam song and I was like, Oh,
I'm in heaven right now.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
You should only just ever go to Pearl Jam shows
you ever want to see.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm looking around for like Pearl Jam cover bands that
come to town. I really love them.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Obviously it doesn't get any better than that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
But it's true Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station,
Maria Big show today.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We do, we do have a big show because it
is in fact free Shane's off Friday. They have Buddy
and it's been. In fact, what a wonderful way to
start a Friday on the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Lash. But don't you think Michael, Oh yes, as a
matter of fact, so normally we would say this is
the sound we don't want you to call.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
But but what if we just did it?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
What if we went crazy right out of the hole
or shoot or dates.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Back in the hole? Eight four four ninety fifty Call
now to win free chainsaw Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who's this, Kyle? Kyle?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
You just won great chameaw frid.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Dude starting your day with a chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh technically ending my dad just kind off for it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh, well, nice, one of them, take a break. You
want a chainsaw? Perfect?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What do you do for work that has you up
so late? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Early?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I guess i'm a cop.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You're a cop.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh cool, Okay, thank you officer. We would like to
get you this chainsaw and in exchange, have immunity, please
and thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hang on the phone, bud, Thank you, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's the weather like today. That's why you like, that's
my cop sound our boy Kyle now doing God's.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Work arresting you hopefully.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah. I'm gonna meet Kyle one day and I'll be like,
weren't you And He's like, weren't you? And I'm like, yeah,
it's a bit. He's gonna be like, yeah, free taints off. Friday.
We got weather. It's gonna be mostly cloudy today, not
as warm as we had hoped, just to high have
fifty five degrees, but tomorrow high a fifty two, so
so kind of cool, but sunny. So Saturday, Your Saturday

(02:34):
is looking phenomenal today. Get through it was it supposed
to be like eighty today, that's the thing. It was
supposed to be eighty yesterday, but we're just not hitting
those highs yet. And then but we do it. Next week.
We have seventy eight the high, seventy two the high,
So we're getting there.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Maria, I am glad you keep the meteorological traditions alive
of lying to us guessing Rock naty Vibe. I am
sick and I'm definitely not well in the head. Yeah,
it's a morning mosh. But on Rock ninety five to five, Mike,
you tell me about retirement.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You'd think the fear of dying would be at the
top of the list of things people are afraid of,
but it turns out a lot of Americans are able
to just brush that off. The thought of going broke,
that's top of the list.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, like, yeah, ones you die, you don't have this problem.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Nothing is scarier than that than that to the majority
of Americans. According to new research, The twenty twenty five
Annual Retirement Study is out this week, revealing that sixty
four percent of people worry more about running out of
money in retirement than actually dying.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because what do you do?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Like, what do you do? I worry about this every
day in my life. Yeah, I have some money saved,
but like it's not just I mean, it's like a couple.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Years now to mention with the rate that inflation has
been going. It's like, what was a good amount of
money even two years ago is lacking at this point.
So how do you even save for retirement when I
don't even know what in place she's going to be? Like,
I don't know how to get ahead of it.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You think about like that, you look at what your
grandparents paid for something versus now. I mean, it's it's incredible.
We cry for more than half fifty four percent of Americans.
The biggest reason for the fear is high inflation, high taxes,
and the concern that Social Security payouts won't be enough
for financial support are also adding those to those concerns.
I've thought about this, like there are states where you

(04:15):
can go that don't have income tax Yeah, why I
don't just a question? Why are we there?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I do know how anything works. I just feel I'm
scared of it all.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
What do you do? Do you have any sort of
like saving situation? Are you? Are you putting money away?
Like are you investing? Because I'm not. I mean I'm saving,
but I'm not investing. I don't have the financial literacy
to do a lot of this, and I get scared
when I see things like, oh, invest in stocks. Yeah, okay,
you're gonna jump in that pool right now.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Just dip my tone into that real quick. No, I gamble,
I'll be great for retirement. Much retirement will be the
sketchy lottery.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't do any of that. You want to buy
because I'm thirty and I sid my twenties in the
midst of a pandemic.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
So I've been surviving until this point, and I'm just
getting past a little bit of survival mode. I mean,
like paycheck to paycheck down to zero every single month
version of surviving.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You and many many, many other people and all of
us out here, it's it's crazy. What do you do
eight four fifty? Send us an idea on how we
can save a little money. Maybe you have a tip
or a trick that you do, maybe a split toilet paper.
I saw if people do that once you know how
you get they get the double ply. And this was
one of these like Terry Springer shows. It was like,
how do you save money? Extreme cupon people. They don't

(05:38):
They separated the toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Ply, I don't. I don't want an indirect butthole thing.
Don't want to help digit I don't want any of that.
You know what, I'm probably just gotting do. I'm probably
just gonna die.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Michael, Well, you can do that. It's less scary. I
guess I'm worrying about saving money.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I don't have to pay for any retirement homes
or worry about burdening my family.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I guess if you want money though, Rocky the Rooster today,
Oh your chance at one thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, they'll die, man. Nothing has truly felt real since
the Some forty one guy was married to Avril Levine.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
No longer those are the days. Now Some forty one
is quit. Yeah, they hung it up as a band,
but at least a reunion tour coming soon, by the way,
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
But you know what, they did it in kind of
a way that makes it okay with me, because they
weren't planning on ending the band, but they made this
last record that they put out last year, and they
were just like, this is so good that we're not
going to make anything better, and this is the note
that we want to go out on with our career.
So hey, guys, how about we do one last tour
and call it quits.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That album was good, it was really good. Matter of fact,
riot Fest tickets coming up on the show, actually three
day passes coming up on the show today. But they
played riot Fest last year and I remember I was
standing at the back of the crowd watching them play
and they were just jumping, and I was like, man,
this is like some forty one is at their peak
right now. Yeah, biggest show. I've one of the biggest
shows I've ever seen. And then they call it off.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
But I like that. It's like how Seinfeld like went
out there. Yeah, prime too.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
You don't want to fit What Kirk Cobain said, better
to burn out than fade away, I guess was the quote.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, I know from hilarious. Speaking of shows, live shows
that you need to get to.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh you mean when the Morning mosh Pit is going
to be a fuzzy line brewing company on May first
in Highland, Indiana. Four next week, Thirst Day Live, this
is going to be sound like this.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
So lately Marie has been obsessed with a song, which
one by Sean Mullins.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh Ever, even.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Like staff meetings. She'll just bust into songs. But this
is the kind of silliness that you could see. I
was thinking you should feature that song at Thirst Day.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh you think I'm not gonna I will absolutely learn
those chords. We will do some terrible rendition of an
on keyboard where I won't memorize any of the lyrics
to the verse because I don't need to.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Concert tickets giveaways and concert ticket giveaways. Yeah, it's Bop ticket.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Giveaways, Bob Ticket live podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm most excited to do the live podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We're gonna have the crowd out there. You could join in.
We'll ask questions, maybe pull some people up on stage.
It's gonna be blessed.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
We'll definitely pull people up on stage. I'll have kazoos
for you.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh you can't forget the night ending milort shot. Everybody
grab your lort.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's not officially on the schedule, but isn't it.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It has to be.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
It does happen.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Fuzzy line brewing.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
This Thirst Day, Yeah, this coming Thursday. We'll see you there.
Enter sand Man didn't realize he was into pegging Morning
nach Pit on Rock ninety five to five Mike, you
got some hacks for us.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, stay away from the sand if you're doing any pegging.
I have a list real life cheat codes that really
work according to Reddit. I'm always trying to better my life, Maria,
as you know by going on Reddit. Well, I hit
like forty and I'm like, okay, we got to go
the other way on this thing, and that's so fair.
And these are kind of good. Actually, I like the
first one. Thankful people get more. That's yeah, more invites,

(09:01):
more gifts, more everything. Take that five seconds and thank
a friend, thank your boss, thank your family for inviting you,
over helping you out with xyz. It takes five seconds
of effort and means a lot to other people.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, make yourself someone fun to give things to and
fun to receive things, and then you'll get things.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You know what. Lovely radio host Delilah always said, Oh Deliah,
an attitude of gratitude. Oh my god, she beat that
into my head. But it's true.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I believe that if you're.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Grateful, you see things as gifts, you see things differently.
Be grateful. So all right, that's one of it.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'd like to do my own version of Delilah's show.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh my god, please it'd be Maury.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Have you had a bad day, yes, tired from those
long hours under the thumb of your boss. Consider not
being a little bit. I love it.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, you gotta do. Her line thing is like you're
listening to Delilah listening to Marie. Yes exactly. I like that.
Here's another one. Listen. We have a list real life
cheat codes that really work. According to Reddit, listen, just listen.
People love to talk, and you will learn so much
if you shut up and just listen.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
We've had a similar conversation on that note before where
I was like, I like meeting someone for the first
time or first couple times because they're trying to put
on their best face and then you learn about that person.
But by what they think their best default face is
that tells you so much about them.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
This resembles me somehow. I learned a lot of Yeah,
I remember when you had the mask on?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Any of it?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Just go away? Yeah, exactly. A list real life cheat
codes that really work, according to Reddit. Ask this is interesting.
Ask bartenders how they're doing and actually listen to their answer.
I get so many free drinks this way. Oh yeah,
you were a bart under at one point.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yes, bartenders are also therapists in informal pharmacists.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
So you're just taking the beating, so to speak. And
if someone shows up and they're like, hey, how's your day,
You're like, oh, I'm gonna give this guy free drinks
all night.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well, also, you're gonna get so much gossip too, because
there's always something happening in a bartender's world. It can
be happening in that very bar, and they'll be like,
so that server over there is sleeping with that and
that is messing up everybody's schedule. And you'll find out
that to you, or you'll hear about like their personal
life and we'll cry. Ah.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
List real life cheat codes that really work. According to Reddit,
this guy says, my girlfriend charges organic produce as non
organic at the self checkout. Who doesn't. It saved us
a ton of money over the years. No comment and
one for both of us, Maria the final one here
on a list of real life cheat codes it really
work according to reddits, stay in a peaceful relationship. Oh,

(11:55):
it affects every aspect of your life. You don't understand
how easy life can be with someone you really just
get along with.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, and right now that's translating into don't be in
a relationship, Sure.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You too, huh. Step one, we don't need to talk
about it.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Make sure you have your own interpiece established before step
two finding someone with also their own interpiece.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Established hand Tara tickets and Riotfest tickets coming up on
the show Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock Station.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
As technology advances, it's such a rapid right and scientists
do more of the doing than the thinking of whether
or not they should. It leads us to what weave
as in inevitable here manviss a robot.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Wall News from the front of the inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
A self driving way more taxi operating in Austin, Texas
when haywire and stranded passengers on a busy section of
the Mopack Expressway. The car unexpectedly diverted from its root
and stopped underneath the overpass, blocking traffic in a high
speed area.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh geez.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
The passengers were trapped inside for several minutes while the
vehicle remained unresponsive and Waimo's remote support team was unable
to regain control or move it. That there is the
silent treatment from a car.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Have you ever been in a driverless car. No, amazing.
It was one of the best things. You know what
you know what? You know? I I love it. You
don't have to tip. There's no driver. What am I
tipping the robot?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I do tip my uber drivers. Now I know what
I was doing wrong. You set me straight. I do.
But the driverless car, there's no tipping, no conversation. They're like, Michael,
I guess I'm Michael. It's none of that. Okay, but
you cannot except that when you get stuck on the
expressway the.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Wrong side versus I like the robot. I know you
like the robot. But Mikey buddy, I need you to
do this. Take your index finger. Hey, I got it, Okay,
pointed out yourself. Okay, now, little poke? Does that feel squishy? Yeah?
That means you're a human. Yeah, so they're not on
your side.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
By the way, what if they just the cars lock
and they just take the humans somewhere, dump them in
a hole.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You've heard of child looks? Now, get ready for standard
human looks.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Say mono, and that's how they get you.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
They lock you in the car, the car goes full silent,
passive aggressive treatment, and then they win the inevitable human
versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
This's news from the front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
I would admit ac DC, that's a long band name
to say, but I still can't get behind Akadaca.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I like Akadaka. It's fun to say because that's the
what Australian. Yeah say it.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes, And to be fair, they are Australian, so like
it would be correct. But I hate it and I'm
not going to abide by it. It's the Marty morschment on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Big show coming to town. It's Akadaca. It is weird.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, you see DC going to be in town next month.
Can you believe that the concert season is starting? I
was at a concert last night. Oh you went and
saw a Wall Nation Seal by the way, really impressive. Yeah,
it's one of those bands that got like a radio
song and the place is packed. I didn't think there
would be many people. There was completely packed. Great show.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I have the radio song, but then they have that
meme song of run oh yeah yeah yeah right, and
that went crazy viral on the internet. So they're going
to get a lot of following. From that too.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Speaking of concerts, you want to go to big show? Today,
we are going to pull tickets a winner to take
tickets to go to Machine Head from the texts. We've
been doing this all week.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
You're a free winner to take tickets to machine You'll
get machine Head tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yes, all you have to do is text to get in.
And by the way, I want some jokes. You know
I've been asking for dad jokes. How about you give
me some dirty jokes.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
There is a really good one though, just now. Do
you want to read that one?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't remember. Do you remember?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I do remember? Okay way Taxi?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh yeah, Because we were talking about in the last
break how someone got stuck at a way Mo driverless car. Yeah,
like on an interstate in Texas, like in the middle
of the street.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
And they were like, so it would be way most
safe if there was a human driver.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's Rick. Shout out to Rick. He says, I don't
know about you guys, but I'd be way Mos safer
if a human was driving that car.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So Machine had tickets today, riot Fest tickets today, and
Pantera tickets in fun to the Head.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
And that's just the tickets that you can win from
Rock ninety five to five. There's also a Disneyland trip
you want to take your fan disney World, disney World,
which is way better. I haven't been to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's like it's like mini disney World. It's like a
quarter of the site. It's very disappointing.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Wasn't Disneyland built first?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't know, but I know disney World is the best.
And all you got to do is listen to the
app for half an hour and you're automatically entered to win.
Take your family to disney.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
World, and we make that real easy for you. In
the nine o'clock hours, it's ninety five minutes commercial fee Baby.
That hour flies by. All of this coming up on
the morning mosh bit and then the fact that he
was absolutely dropped dead, gorgeous and rockstar. I know how
I know that Kirk Covein got chicks, he says, She

(17:10):
eyes me like a Pisces did near the zodiac. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he got girls. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, it's somewhere imash.
But on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
To five, what's your sign? No, no, no, mine's cancer.
By the way, when I was a kid and I
I was learning about the zodiacs. My aunt had just
died of cancer, and they were like going around the
room and they were like July cancer and I was like.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
What, I'm the cancer. I killed my aunt.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Probably some of the biggest news of the week riot fests.
The twentieth anniversary of riot Fest going down again in
Douglas Park September nineteenth, twentieth twenty first. And if you
want to call now, we're going to hook someone up
right now with three day passes. We are you can
go all three days for free. I mean we are
talking Jack White, Green Day, Wheezer, Blank One at two,

(17:56):
Alkaline Trio, All Time, Low Knock Loose, the Beach Boys, Jawbreaker,
Dropped m. Murphy's Bad Religion. I mean it goes on the.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Academy, is the Front Bottoms, Cobra.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Starship, how about Weird Al Yankovic o weird of all
the bands? And I saw Blinket Lollapaloos last year. I
saw Green Day at Wrigley Field. Yeah, Weezer, they're okay,
weird Out.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Don't fight me on Weezer.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
You love Weezer just to kind of foke.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Me into an argument, And I don't like that. Hansen's
going to be there, bom baby, do it better than that? Okay, yeah,
do you have your finger on the dump button so
I can take this calm? They can't say the work.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
We're going to do it live.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
We're going to do it live.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Screw it. We'll do it live.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Screw it, We'll do it.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
My finger is on the dump button. Here we go.
Don't swear. Dear listener, Rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Who's this? Hello? Hello, Rock ninety five five? Who's this? Okay,
there we go? Okay, tell me that was my father.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It was my fault.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not going to this. What
was your name? Ryan, Brian?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Where are you calling from?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Bud Valparaiso? Hey, Brian, any interest in these Ryan Fest passes?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh man, I'd be stoked.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Who are you most excited to see it? Riot first
man a Weezer refinet. I am happy to give you
these passes to Riot Fast Brian. I could not think
of more worthy winner.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Congrats dude. Thanks, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Thank you. You stay on the line, Brian. Okay, I'm
gonna hold and not give out all of your information
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
You stay right there, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Thanks for making me not use the dump button.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
We made it, Weezer, I hardly know.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his pants during this part of the show.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's Michael, But why are your pants still? Don that's embarrassing,
so it would seem.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I try to keep my pants up. You have those ever?
Have those dreams where you're naked? Yeah, and you get
stuck somewhere and you're naked. Yes. I don't like that
at all.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
All Right, I got five things for you. Okay, ready,
Netflix's password crackdown is working. They've added nine point three
million new subscribers in the last quarter because now they
don't let the moochers use other people's passwords.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh thank god. I bet the head of Netflix can
ount get another yat anyway. I would like to go
spend my life savings on groceries now, like.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Your attitude Number two and five things you need to
know for your day? Talk about testing out a new
three dollars value menu.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
No, remember menus were one dollar.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Wendy's dollar menu that could get you could get the burger,
you could get the Uh, what was that crappy chili? Oh?
So good? You know.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I wasn't the biggest Wendy's fan, but the McDonald's value
many used to really be something to write home to.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, so talk about testing out the new three dollars
value menu. It includes a cheesy chicken crispinadas.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
What's a crispin?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Never mind, I don't want to nada. Yeah, whatever that is,
we want three of them. Your stomach might not thank you,
but your wallet well. Number three and our five things
to Know for your day. A guy was arrested for
robbing the same bank twice in the same day. Come on,
robbed it? Thought, well, that was easy. I went back.
He's like, I'm gonna do it again. Oh God, sure enough.
They were waiting for him the last time. Thought twist
wasn't Florida, it was California.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Can you also, though, imagine being those cops that were told, hey,
wait around just in case, and you're like, I'm wasting
my day, and then all is that?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
God damn it, he just knocked right back there. Yeah.
Number four and our five things you should Know for
the day. Scientists think we're five to ten years away
from lab grown human eggs. This could mean that people
having biological kids, people could have biological kids without ovaries,
or men could have kids so low.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I do like that we don't have to deal with
each other soon.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I like the option to deal with you.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, yeah, what am I supposed to do? Go in
and be like, uh, let me pay you to give
me some Now.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I like to do like the traditional do you want
a diaper?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
A kid? After that?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Sex? No? Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Number five in our five things to know for your day.
Spotify has a day list that changes every few hours.
It updates based on your vibe, time of day, and
listening history. Mine, oddly enough, went from punk Thursday Afternoon
to sad boys scream of Sunrise and I'm not sure
what that means.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh did it? That's crazy because I, for one I
listened to the iHeartRadio app. Oh all your favorite music,
all your favorite artists, DJs too in one place, tell
you about us and put rock ninety five to five
as your preset. Well the app has not now it's great.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Number one spot on the preset. It's not bad. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, Sharon Osborne there it's my Sharon. I hope to
have a face that looks as good as hers at
her gage.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I know that she's had a lot of work. I
think it's good work.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's not bad work. But my goodness, she looks different.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I haven't seen her very very recently, but I will
say about ten years ago, she was looking great.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Ten years ago she was fantastic. Now, if you're going
to pull up a picture I saw her, she looks
like she's in a wind tunnel. Like you know how
eventually if you do enough plastic surgery sort of get
this like high, your eyes get pulled up, your cheeks
are back.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, it's the what is she like seventy she's beautiful?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Whatever is great? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
And also she has held down Ozzy.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Of all people trying to kill her at one point.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Literally, and she took him back after that. Oh and
then after that he cheated on her a bunch, and
then she took him back again.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Speaking of the differences between men and women, it's a
hard turn.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's not a men and women thing. That's just a
toxic relationship.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm trying to get to the store. I can't get
to it. There's a list of things that many women
find embarrassing, but men don't care about. Okay, I like this,
So how about this one? People seeing your house not
being perfectly cleaned.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I've stopped caring about that.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I used to I'm a crazy person. If anyone's coming
to my place. What did I say? Remember you were
gonna come over that day?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
And I was like, you can't come over the house
isn't clean.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Which is hilarious because then you came over to my
house and what did my house looklick perfectly clean?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Of course you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Say, here, live.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Like you had a party the night before.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I live that way.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
So opposite for us on that one. Yeah, number two
in something women thing is embarrassing, but men don't care
about sneezing. You ever hear a lady like t I hate.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
When you can tell that it's a fake sneeze. The
higher pitched the sneeze, the more I am convinced that's
not real. When she goes.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Like, shut up, how do I sneeze like I'm going
through a war?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah? You like oozy sneeze? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
And if you're doing that when you're driving, it's dangerous
because you'd be like at you and you're like, look
up real quick before you sneeze. Another one to you
makes yourm on the road still hatch and it just
keeps going.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, but you know what you don't do. You don't
do the dad sneeze, which is shouting more than yeah,
it's the.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Dad's got to get it out somehow.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Got to have a good dad sneeze.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Another thing on our list of something women think is embarrassing,
but men don't care about farts and burps. My mom
always was weird about that. She's like, do not do
that in public.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
My mother was also that way. Unfortunately she had two
sons before me, so no one learned that in a household.
I've never been ashamed of any of that.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Women embarrassed of their driver's license photo. Men don't care.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
What do I care?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
And if it's good then for what the government? For?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
The is that?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Who? You want to show off your smiles? That is
when you smile with your eyes a smise?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Anyway, go on, we wearing the same outfit.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, I also don't care.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Going to celebrations without gifts for the hosts.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I super don't care.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah do you do that?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Um? I like I will say, I don't show up
empty handed.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Come on, if I'm getting invited over to something, why
do I got to bring a game?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
If it's an event. If I'm just going over to hang,
then I'm just going over to hand.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, the whole thing is right, Like you bring a
bottle of wine, Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I always bring beer winer. Honestly, I bring weeded person.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
If you you would feel weird coming in empty handed,
I would be like, I'm empty handed. Yeah, I don't care.
And how about this one? Maybe the biggest on the list.
Something women think is embarrassing or think too much about,
but men don't care about it. All the size and
look of your boobs. We men do not care. Oh no,
don't care. Now give me small, hey, give me a

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little asymmetrical, Give me some saggy books.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Quick question, quick question, why do you like Sydney Sweeney? Okay,
so you don't not care, You're right, I take it back.
I gotta say I don't care. As a woman. But
what we've learned from this segment is I'm a bizarre
woman who was raised by brothers.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yes, you are like a little brother, kind of which
is fun.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Either way, something is absolutely wrong with me. I can
play the spoons. I'm going to play them at theirst
Day Live.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Probably are you talking about like the spoons, like when
the guy like they're they hired a guy to do
the spoons for that song who was like a downtown
Seattle like spoon man. Like you can do that, well,
not like that guy on your knees.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Cornell didn't write a whole song about me. But what
I can do is do it on my knees slower
and worse. Okay, cool, So that's something.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
So Thursday Thursday, bring your own spoons.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Bring a spoon. That'll be the little spoon.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Speaking of spoons, let's do some sports. Yes, the Chicago
Bears have scooped out a notable move in the twenty
twenty five NFL Draft by the Bears.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Hang on, this one's due the Bears. Sports that ones football.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay, Chicago Bears move. In the twenty twenty five NFL Draft.
They selected Michigan tight end Colston Loveland tight end with
the tenth overall pick.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
You like that They just kind of go out on
the field and call someone a tight end to their face.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Hey, bring your tight end over your AO tight end.
He stands at six six west two hundred and forty
eight pounds. Loved into Loveland is recognized for as an
exceptional athleticism, precise route running, and his ability to win
matchups across the field. Over three seasons of Michigan, he
amassed one hundred and seventeen receptions for fourteen hundred yards
and eleven touchdowns, solidifying his status as one of the

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program's top tight ends. He's a top tight end.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
He's a top tight end.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Of his bottoms look like six hard comes back in
action today at Wrigley.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Now this one, now this one, go Cubs go hang on?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, where is.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That not it?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
We could have done the go Cubs, go, go code
do this.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It turns into this later.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't think it does. It doesn't matter. Don't figure in.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Cubs back in action at Wrigley Field taking on the Phillies.
We got that Friday game. You remember last Friday? Oh yeah,
I snuck over there and I saw one of the
best sporting events I had ever seen at this one
twenty game on a Friday.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
If you can get out of work, just go watch
the Cubs play. Incredible.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I gotta be honest. If I'm getting out of work,
I'm not going into a Cubs game. I'm going home
and I'm smoking able and.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Then go to the Cups and then actually, yeah, and
the White Sox back in action. They are playing the
Athletics out. I guess the A's play in Vegas. Now,
I was gonna say Oakland, but game time late because
it's a West Coast situation there, so game time is
like nine o'clock tonight, which is awful. Yeah, go Cubs go,
go Cubs, Go Socks go, go Socks, and go Bears

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go and.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Go Bears go and all that. What's sports? And I
can't say this to Marius, so it won't be the same,
but it's got to be someone. Hey, Michael, Oh, Michael quick?
What Michael quick? Question? Well, yeah, what any any news
on potential Kids Bop tickets?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Let me look here. I sent a messenger. Yep, it
looks like we do.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Oh oh, that's so crazy, because Kids Bop Life is
coming to Credit Union Amphitheater on August fifteenth on the
Certified Bop Door. And that means you, dear listener, and
not only get to win a four pack of tickets,
but you get to suffer through Maria bob as I
sing at you. So when these kids bop tickets and
must have kids? You must have kids or grandkids or

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nieces or nephews.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Thirty five year old man. We're not sending you by
yourself to kids.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Must have access to children.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's I don't like. Yeah no, and also like not
have any like charges, yeah, anything and.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Anyway, and then I'm going to sing at you. If
this got weird, so quick eight four four nine ninety
five fifty call to win your kids bop in here.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
You're Maria bop.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Rock ninety five five. Who's this.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Daniel?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Daniel? Do you have children? Daniel? All right? How old
are your kids?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I have a two year old?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I know that's young.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
And then I have another on the way.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
WoT oh you guys old baby fun in the oven.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, yes, well they might be a little young for this,
but just screw it. Take them anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You got these kids, take well one of them doesn't
have an option. Yeah, one's going in the submarine. That
is mom.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Kids. Unfortunately for you, this also means you have to
listen to me sing at you. It's gonna be weird.
It's gonna be painful, and you're gonna have to sit
through the whole thing. Mm hmm. Keep the handkrank turning
till my arm gets it's weak. I've been playing with

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Jack in the Box for weeks. There are hands.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
John cartoons, Decky.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
The Back with a striking color scheme of red and black.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Hey, way, on the account of aid, Jack in the
Box jump scary just right. Hey, let me don't mean
the past, food place, talking, kids choice, dot talk goes
and French fries.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hey, oh my god, I can't play with it too late.
Jack and the Box, keep you up and.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I worked at night point, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Pretty gotta get a little bit of that smokiness in there,
a little bit of that greet. You know, Kurk Copains
had a lot of cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Dear listener, she also does this live. This is like
most most shows would pre record something like this. You know,
so it's perfect, but we don't do that.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't worry about perfection. I love it. You're gonna
hear my craft. You're gonna sit through, Daniel. How are
you feeling, my guy?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Good?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
That was awesome, Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Are your ears bleeding? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
A little bit. All right, that's fine, that's right.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I'm not gonna be better because it'll be great, all right.
I know we're gonna get your these tickets.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, oh my life.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I've been waiting for May first to sitting you at
Thursday Live Atch brew Wink Company out in Land, Indiana.
I'm gonna stop now wait, how do you say Indiana
in Johanna, in Johnna, Joe, We're bringing this chaos party.
We're coming to you in Johnna Flowing Car out in Johanna.
But Thurstaday Live. Yeah, at Fuzzy Line Brewing Company next Thursday,

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that's five to seven pm.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You gotta come to this.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
It's so fun.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It really is like just a big party.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
It's not so like typically when you go to an
event that's featuring people like the Morning Mush, But it's
like you go to the event and then you watch
the people do the thing, and then that's the event.
That is not what this event is. Oh No, this
is a full hangout session. You will be involved. We
will be involved. This is way more interactive than just
going to a bar and like watching something.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, like we're just hanging out. Yeah, that's the fun
of it.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Hanging out with microphones and music and weird instruments and alcohol. Yes,
the best version of a hand. I'm bringing kazoos for you.
Got my keyboard. We're gonna do a live podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
That'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
We'll be pulling you up on stage for all the antics.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Gotta do the Milort shot. End of the night, Milart
did we gotta do the mo I met someone at
that a Wall Nation concert last night who loves Milort
first person I've ever like. They're like, no, I love it.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
People are real into it. There is something that happens
the longer that you live in Chicago, where it's like
Stockholm syndrome is probably the word for it, because it
goes from me like, oh my god, that was bad,
and then there's that like shock factor to it that
makes you remember it. So then you go back again
and you're like, oh god, no, it was bad. And
then by the third time you're like, I don't really

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get why people have such a big reaction to it.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Like it's not I like the history of it, but
I would never choose it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, that's because you haven't had it enough by your
seventh shot in total, not like in one session, but
by your seventh shot of alert because a little endearing the.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Lord will be flowing the lort. You can be sure that,
and the knee to the Lord. The Lord will be flowing.
At Thursday, Live to your Lord, Surday Love.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Buzzy Line Brewing Company may for a live in this economy.
Absolutely not this morning, Monschman on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
What's you go for us?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Mackey?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
What's expensive is what it is. Let's do some Let's
do the rock report, shall we?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh? Rocker report?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
The big news of the week, riot Fest is back
Douglas Park.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
It is September nineteenth, twentieth and twenty first, with headliners
Blink on eighty two on Friday Night, Weezer, Saturday Night,
who cares about that? And Sunday Green Days.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh my god, the way that I am about to
lock you in a padded cell and play Weezer's Blue
Elb on repeat until.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
You love it, I would slam, oh would be padded.
So okay, have you even.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Been in such an emotionally vulnerable place that you've cried
to the song only in dreams? Not even the lyrics
part of it?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Michael Oh, I wouldn't even fase build up.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
You don't get it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I like guys that run around the stage, not just
stand there and just.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You just don't get it. I know you don't get it.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Many other artists though it right fest Jack White, Alkaline
Trio all time. I mean it goes on and on,
weird al the Beach Boys, so one come on, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Also, news coming out of the Aussie camp he may
not be performing now at the final Black Sabbath show.
Oh you know how he was going to perform at first.
Then there was rumors coming out because he's got the
Alzheimer's and he's trying to better himself, like he's trying
to get himself up to where he could go. But
he said he's been dealing with surgeries for the past
seven years, so he's just sort of what's it called
when you'll move around much docile?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Uh, catatonic?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, unfortunately, But now the lead singer of the band
Hailstorm has come out and said there's rumors Lizzy hal
Yes that he will be performing and that he just can't. Yeah. Man, Yeah,
this feels like I don't want to say it. It
feels like maybe memorial.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
People perform when they're senior citizens.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, Sharon, all right, I've got to say on a
paint pon you need a no handbag. This is interesting.
Cornfront man Jonathan Davis will be investigating the paranormal on
Ghost Adventures. That's incredible. He'll join the Ghost Adventures crew
as a special guest investigator on this week's episode That's
awesome on the Discovery Channel. I love that a lot

(37:33):
freaking a leish ghost on a ghost on a leash. No,
you know what I knew someone who like hosted these shows.
You know what he told me what it's all bs,
He said, the Ghost Hunter shows, it's all just scripted,
fake crap.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
You mean you can't point a walkie talkie to the air,
insane or book? This meter that I've made out of
one wiggy needle says there's a ghost present.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Better call out.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Into the void. Oh ghots tell you there. Oh, I
heard a distant sound from three rooms over.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
That's definitely a sign of ghost. I wonder if he'll
find them by like he'll just go.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Oh, no.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Ghost call. So there's a Rock Report. Anything else you
want to know up now online at Rock nine five
chi dot com.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
No excuses, Oh, Alison, Jane's give me about five minutes.
I'll come up with some excuses. This morning management on
Rock ninety five to five. Would you got for us, Mikey.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
If you love your vehicle and it's stolen, I would.
I love my car. I would try to replace it
with the same exact car. I go online, I'd try
to find the same eame whatever. Thirty six year old
man in the UK named Evan Valentine. Oh, mister Valentine
woke up a couple months ago and realized his car
had been stolen out of his driveway as a black
Homic Civic, and he was got it. He loved the car.
He'd put a bunch of money into the car. It

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was his thing. He's a car guy. Yeah, he reported it,
did all the insurance paperwork, but the car was never found.
So we went out to buy a replacement. Guess what. Oh,
he found the perfect match at a car dealership about
an hour away, bought it for twenty six thousand dollars.
When he got in the car, it felt a little strange.
The car wasn't detailed, and there was still some stuff inside,
like a piece of a tent, Christmas pine needles, and

(39:13):
some candy bar wrappers. The debris didn't seem like trash.
It felt very familiar. Oh no, he bought back his
exact car in car.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
But how is my question like, where did the place.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Get Whoever sold it must have just or stole it,
must have sold it to a dealership or the dealership.
You know what I heard they're doing. They steal cars
and then they take everything out of them and go
dump the body of the car somewhere. So the police
pick it up and tow it off to an auction
or something, and then they go by the buy it
at auction for nothing, bring it back to the shop,
and put all the things back on the car. Exhausting, Yeah, exactly.

(39:51):
These criminals are getting clever. But yeah, so he went
to the dealership. They confirmed that this was in fact
his stolen car. The vend number, mileage, and plates had
all been tampered with and altered. The key was the
same key he had for the old car. So he
called the police. They found the thieves, they handled everything,
and he got his car back.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh so they did find them from the Okay, so
there's some version of a happy ending here, Yeah, a
little bit, because otherwise I would be pissed that I
had just paid money for my own car.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, seriously, that hurts all you like, get in it
and you're like, huh, they really found the right car,
didn't I. But the butt spot in the seat is
even the same. The radio stations are you know, my
presets are the same.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
My presets are the same. And at least the thieves
also had good taste because number one was still Mikey,
do you remember the first time you ever saw a
comma in your bank account, like when you went from
having just hundreds in that checking account to like the
first thousand I made it? In the relief oh that

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you felt when you knew, oh my god, I didn't
go down to zero this month.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yes, yeah, we want that for you and not just us.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Our cock one is that Rocky the Rooster giving you
a chance to win a grand on rock ninety five
to five. Next, we don't just talk to you, you
can talk to us eight four four ninety five fifty
said in your.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Texts, Mikey, Yes, we got text coming in left and
right all week. We've had tons of text Naven good
this week too. Yeah, let's see here we're talking earlier
about taco Bells trying out a three dollar menu. They
have the crispinadas now, okay, se dot Chris says, a
Chris banada might be like a messy puffy taco. I
did try the puffy taco at Wrigley. Mm hmmm, not great.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I bet the puffy taco didn't like you either.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Never from the two one nine. Good morning, it's Katie
and it's my twenty ninth birthday today. I was wondering
if you guys could play What's My age? Again? By blink.
I'm sure we'd get that on a little bit.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I'll make that happen.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Have a great day. I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh, we love you too.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Oh we got some jokes, Lou says, Okay, what did
the poopsada? All right?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Wait, no, finish it?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
What did the poop say to the fart? What? You
just blew me away? Yeah? Wow? Maria the internet at
the on the sixth three, I want to know how
you feel about the Bears draft.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Oh well, I think that eighteen is too young to
start drafting Bears. I think the twenty one is more reasonable.
But really, I think everyone should have the choice whether
or not to serve their country.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
All right, that was good. Thank you, and from the
seven seven three. I would like to know when Maria
is going to drop all the Maria Bops on my
preferred music streaming app, the iHeartRadio app, because she just killed.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It, thank you so much. I will not drop them
at all on the iHeartRadio app because it's gonna be
weird licensing issues because of the like karaoke with the
other song. Whatever. However, I will release them all on
Instagram and TikTok at Maria Palmer Radio.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
You need to put out an album and call it.
That's what I call kids Bop.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Could you imagine the amount of work, Oh god, I
would have to put in.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You're already doing too much.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
You've seen how much I work here. Yeah, yeah, I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah all right. So you can always text us a
four four nine ninety five fifty even over the weekend.
We read them all. Some of them make it on
the air, but we love to hear from you eight
for four fifty.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yes, face hug, play us off. Get so sad.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I have a tear running down my cheek.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
But we must it's the weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
We must end our week I am not sad about that.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Please feign sadness as we are leaving the listener, fame
the sadness, Michael, Now that was good.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Okay, yeah, no, I liked it.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Come Monday, Maris, we'll be back in study with us.
The morning mash fit will be complete once again.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
And riot fest tickets all next week? What a fest?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I'm so Are we gonna have our kids pop tickets
next week?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Damn right, we will do we? Actually I don't know, Okay,
I think we do.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
We have no idea kids.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Bob loves us.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Why we don't know? We don't have Maris here to
pest to exact the question whether or not we have
kids bop ticket.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
If you fought the last two days, we're a little
lucy goosey. Maris will be back next week.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
It'll get better. Better is not a promise I should make.
It'll get tighter.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Oh I don't like that either. You know what. I
have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
We're done.