Michael Got Jumped

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
When I come around Green Day throwing ejaculate curveballs on
the morning Mash goot on Rock ninety five, fun a
baseball season. Good morning boys, Happy crop Top Week two
K twenty five. You both look lovely.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I feel funny.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I definitely feel very strong today.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Dear listener, Maris is currently wearing a crop top that
depicts a toad with I guess that would be a
band of toad. Is that a banjo?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm going with it or some mandolin? Why are we
doing this?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
And then because it's crop Top Week two?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Why is there a reason?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the first very much warm weather summer week of
the year. And you know what's funny, boys, It used
to be Sundress Week two K twenty five, and then
what happened? What happened?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We talked about sundress.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
We talked about sundresses, and my comments section blew up
with very disrespectful comments about me and a sundress. So
and you've lost that privilege.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Actually, I think this works out better because Sundress Week
could have been us in sundresses.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Michael, Yeah, I don't like rocktoks. Also, this is punishment
for a lot of people. You know, you don't want
to see what this is going on here.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm disgusting and Michael is currently wearing Garfield shirt with
what's Garfield's dogs buddy Odie Odie?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh my, don't disrespect I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
His name was. I'm sorry that that was disrespectful. And
it's them holding cell phones. You can tell. It's a
very y two K shirt back when cell phones were cool.
And it says T T y L taste that yummy lizon. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was wondering where that was going.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Boy, you guys like beautiful. I went to the thrift store.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Actually, your crop top looks great as well.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Would you like to describe it perfectly?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Maria is a very aqualiteel see through mesh vibe that
Maria always does. Actually, this is the most color I've
seen you wearing a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
And there you'll see a tie die crop top this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh my goodness, this is garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, my full little mid section showing Marris is Winnie
the poohin and you look normal.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm sorry you guys haven't figured out the art of
the crop top yet. That's not my cropped it too hot.
I get one sliver of skin in there that's all
I need. Baby, I went to Catholic school. I'm modest.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Cropsap Week twenty twenty six is gonna be sexy as
he well.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, boys, you could pick out your own crop tops.
You wouldn't even have to have me to the heavy
listing to try.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
To get to my Linny Kravits level of life.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh oh, I just need a flat tummy.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So don't go full witty the pooh.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Let's go very quickly.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
As we are celebrating Crop Top Week, we have our
final round to qualify for our VIP upgrade with Rock
the Country. Also, Sydney Sweeney's bragging about being single, and
I'm just gonna go ahead.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I think that God's after me, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Uh oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Not only did I record the weather this morning for
the whole day and then peeped outside and there's cloud
It looks cloudy, it's actually smoke from Canada.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Another plague.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, so we'll be fixing that. And also I was
jumped and attacked over the weekend, like actually my first
ass beating of my life.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Honestly, I am so sure.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I feel like I get hit by a car. But
we'll tell that.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Story you get beaten up in like high school, no
number and you're high no believe it or not? Bring
back bullying? Oh how hard?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Now? W c HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Camp counsel or Mike care with your weather report apparently
because it's stupid crop top where you can are being
forced to wear crop top and I wore khaki shorts today.
Mares seems to think.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It will end And crucially, the shirt that you're wearing
is also khaki color.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, and it's Garfield.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
So it's very like, Hey, I'm a fun adults.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Giving I'm a cool young guy camp counselor.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm giving a little bit of gay Robert Irwin.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Archery is open at Okay, all right. I'm also getting
screwed on the weather today. I got so excited our
first beautiful sunny day eighty two degrees. I go in
before the show to knock out recording the weathers throughout
the day today.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm not here all day.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
And it turns out the smoky outside It looks kind
of cloudy, but that's actually smoke from wildfires in Manitoba.
How's this keeps happening to me. I can't I get
a sunny day where it seems like it's an easy
weather report.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now wildfire, These.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Are biblical place. What is gonna dust storm? Tornadoes? Wildfires? Thursday?
We can expect locusts for your weekend. Frogs, hail will
drop from clear sky.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Likely not toads with mandolins.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That will be fully toads with mandolins. Don't you deprive
me of whimsy.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
That's what's on Maris's crop top, a toad with a
mandolin because Maria frankly bought all these crop tops for us, so.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
They're all funny and random.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I've never felt stronger and more Winnie the Pooh in
a moment.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hey, I've never felt weaker after getting my ass kicked
over the weekend on the corner of Michigan and Whacker.
If you have video of it, please send it to me.
I would love to see how bad I looked.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, what were you wearing?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Wow? Khaki shorts? Not a crop top?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
No, not a crop top, just a hoodie. But I
will tell you that story coming up next to Crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
August twenty eighth, The fight.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
None of us want to see Oasis sold out live
at Soldier Field.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
We're hoping that they can still get along.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I absolutely want to see a fight.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, no, no, well.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's gonna happen. Let's have it happen here on stage.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Why do you think I watch hockey? I?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, But do you want to see the performances? Do
you want to see them arguing? Two little British men?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Those are two things you're being redundant?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh wow, both?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I want that a performance is them fighting on stage
I want both a musical performance or a physical violence one.
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm not picky, very gladiator of you.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
If we could do both, great.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Let's get to the fight that actually happened over the
way weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Well, I wouldn't call it a fight. I caught a
straight ass whooping. I've never had my ass whooped before.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
So here's the long and short of it.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
If you know where the Blackhawks store is, downtown corner
of Michigan Whacker, there's a candy store there, there's a
Crumble cookie. I had ordered my coffee on my phone,
and on the weekends I like to go get a
coffee and walk around downtown as the sun's coming up
and all that stuff. Not that it was the afternoon
because I slept in, but so I order my coffee
and I go across the intersection. There are a billion
tourists now in the city, so everybody's bumping shoulders everything.

(06:28):
I bumped shoulders with this guy and I turn around
to say sorry. And as soon as I turn around
to say sorry, I see his arms are out and
he's running, like not running, but like coming at me. Yeah,
he pushes me down. I trip, I fall back, He
gets on top of me, stomps on my chest, kicks
me in the ribs. I got cuts and bruises all
over my body. And essentially, like at a certain point

(06:50):
realized that I could tell he realized what he was doing,
and he stopped and started to walk away. And there's
there's one hundred people on this corner.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
So that was like my big question. Yeah, did anybody help? No,
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Let me tell you something though, this guy, I'm a
fairly big dude. Yeah, he was probably two inches taller
than me, probably one hundred pounds heavier, and he was enraged.
I mean it was like when I look I remember
when he was coming at me. I looked at his
face and I thought, like, there's nothing there, there's nothing
behind the eyes. Yeah, you know what I mean exactly.
So he, yeah, essentially like knocks me down, gets on

(07:25):
top of me, he's stopping on me, he's kicking me whatever.
He gets up and leaves. I call nine one one
and the cops. One thing I learned that anywhere you
are downtown, the police have eyes on you, and they
can pull up cameras in an instant.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
So I call it in.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
They're essentially watching this guy and I'm walking aways behind him,
just telling him where he is, and some police are
walking up Michigan Avenue and I told them. I was like, hey,
that guy just jumped me up the street, and they
went to talk to him and he jumped them.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
So now there's two cops brawling on at Ohio and
Michigan in the street.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
He made it to Ohio.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, damn, rawlling in the street with this guy, two cops.
He's so big. Two cops couldn'tven get him down. They
had to call back up to come and actually arrest him.
And then they took me down to the police station
too and have me give statements.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
And all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I just wish it could have been me, No, you
don't beating you up.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh well, oh I was about to say, like, no, no, no, that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Wasn't me being self sacrificing. I was being a bully.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, I am glad you're okay.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
But my god, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, it's just something you kind of never even expect
to happen. And the thing was is like even if
I had pepper spray, or if I had Karate lessons
or whatever, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It was so fast.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, that I was on my back, and I remember
thinking at a certain point, I thought, in the split second,
I thought this is how people die. And I was
kind of watching his hands to see if he was
going to pull a knife out because I thought, if
I'm on my back on the ground and he's on
top of me, I have no help. Yeah, and like
you said, no one around was helping. I think they
were all shocked. I would have been because it was
very violent.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So you know on the corners they have those circle
things that tourists stand on and then there's an r
with a camera that spins around and takes a video.
That's what I landed on. So the velvet rope that's
around that fell on top of me. Oh, I know
me too. There's plenty of video of it, but.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's one of those things where I understand the hesitancy
of other people to jump.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
In, but there's always one guy.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well you would think you would hope. I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I I was hoping somebody would help. I literally was like,
what is going on?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Because even in that situation, even if like somebody I
don't know, I don't know who it was or what
was going on. But even if somebody yelled in that
moment like hey, like somebody called the cops, that that's
a trigger. I yelled at okay, probably very high pitched, hello.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
There's a woman being beaten on the streets right now now.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
But it was crazy, I do real quick. I got
to give a shout out to Chicago police. They were fantastic.
Shout out to everybody who helped out and really got
me out of there. I mean when they were problem
with the guy on Michigan Avenue in Ohio, there started
to be a crowd around and it started to get
like yeah, you know, and and so they were like,
we got to get you out of here. They grabbed
me and pulled me into a cop car and got
me off to the police station.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Two. Yeah, that's not being there. I'm like conjecturing in
my head like I feel like people are so into.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Watching right, stop it, stop it, like.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
They're more ready to pull their phone for sure, get
the get that instead of like, Okay, yes, there's this
six to six man beating up Michael. How can I
help this. I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
We don't want this to get worse. And I'm glad
it didn't get worse.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
It could have been way worse, you know, Like I'm
not I'm not saying Maria, you should absolutely jump in
and you know, get this guy. But I'm imagining there
was two or three dudes walking through that crosswalk at
the It could have.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm gonna be honest. I've stopped some fights before because
I'm so little. The dudes know that they can't like
touch me. But I'm loud, and.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I like, that's what I'm saying, Like, yeah, somebody would
have came up and yelled, and like obviously you were
yelling in the moment. He's just like what are you
doing this? Like what's going on?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Somebody else yelling?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Or hey, the cops are coming, Like you don't have
to tell the truth in this moment. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, I think touching people is tough these days because like,
let's say someone grabs him and pulls him off, and
he hits his head on the ground and dies.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, then your screw.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
That's a manslaughter charge. So people are a lot less
likely to help these days, I think, which is sad.
I mean, it's unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
And also think about.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
How many people just have like noise canceling headphones in
and are just.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh, by the way, that's what I had.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, so the whole time this happened, it was completely
silent for me because I had my noise canceling headphones in,
which was really weird. Listen to audio book about codependency.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I hate you guys.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I'm not laughing.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I try to learn about myself. Turns out I just pickcoated.
I'm not laughing. I am eight four four nine ninety
five fifty. What would you do in this situation? What's
a proper protocol? Do you jump in? Do you try
to scare them off? Do you just called the cops
if somebody else would have just been like when you

(12:21):
made that call, some the operation, Like we know we
got some people coming on this. Yeah, that and when
that happens, and I'm like, okay, cool, we got other
people looking around. But yeah, what would you do in
this situation?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Also stories, I would love crazy. Have you ever been
jumped in a city? Have you ever been robbed?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Anything like that?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Why did you take your crop top off.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Because I am having a day?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, you were having a day on Saturday. Put the
crop top back on.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Now, dare you? I'm not participating in Crop top Week anymore.
Two things, you could see those guys at riot Fest
super excited about that. And the other thing is, no,
I did not get jumped because of my weather reports.
I appreciate the text, So Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's rock station Marie, Oh, what do you got a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Of sympathy coming your way? Jesus, So you have fought
a human versus human war?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Not feeling great?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Huh, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Now, imagine if that guy couldn't take punches. Now, imagine
if he were a robot, it'd be fighting in the
inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
News from the Front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Chat GPT three has defied human instructions and refused to
shut down. Palisade research found open AI's three, four, Many
and Codex Mini models bypassed shut down instructions during math tasks,
is a first in AI testing. So they were given
a script to solve basic math problems. Sequentially, models were

(13:44):
told to allow shutdown if instructed, so it's programmed into it.
While Google's Gemini X's, AI's x xai's groc Jesus Elon
Musk and Anthropics Claude complied, Open AIS models re wrotes
scripts to skip shutdowns in seven to one and twelve

(14:04):
of one hundred runs, respectively. That doesn't matter for us. Yeah,
Pallisate attributes this to reinforcement learning prioritizing task completion, raising
AI safety concerns for their experiments or plants. So basically,
AI was more concerned with getting the task done than
listening to the instructions from the humans to shut down.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Look, AI gonna be nerdy, but that's the nerdiest thing
I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I have to finish my math equations, like.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, Well, and when they give it shut down instructions,
and it rewrites the code so that it doesn't have
to shut down.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Boom boom boom. Okay, I was ready to fight nerdy
math Ai, but now I don't like this new.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I'm you know, I love this stuff. I'm all about
the robots. I need a robot to walk my dog
to various other things. But this is starting to make
me a little nervous.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're going to be security met rap. It's so quick,
you know that.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Like think about Justin Bieber and them. They're rich as hell.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
As soon as they can, they're going to have like
robot security. Yeah, and it'll have like flashers on it
that'll ruin, like the cameras if they're trying to take
pictures and stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm gonna get boyfriend. I can program him how to treat.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Me, you know, I honest to god, I'm not yet.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't. We haven't talked about it, bunch, but that's it.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Just treat you.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
He'll buzz a little bit.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
I'm single. Now I would have a robot girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh my god, would you have a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
They can, they can massages, they don't get tired, They
clean the house when you're gone.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
They they probably make a hell of a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'll jump you again. I'll jump have robot security. You
know what, I'm going to get the robots in on it,
and maybe maybe I'm joining the side of the robot.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
My robot will fight your robots.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
This is the robot versus Michael Warren. I know what
side I want to be no more beating. Remember when
five Finger Death Punch heard that song and they're like,
if only there were a more rock version of Zombie.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I've never heard this.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Dude, I've missed out.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I missed something.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Okay, we'll do that off air. We don't have time.
We got to talk about Dino Derby right now.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
A Derby.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I am so excited.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
So this week it's finally hair Saturday. It is upon us.
It will be majestic, it will be grace I don't
know if it'll be graceful.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Grown ass men and women in t rex costumes.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
It's ever been majestic. I feel like there's like four
people that fall. The out of breath fitness at the
end of the race is always catches me off guard.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Nothing you're saying is detracting from the majesty for me.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Okay, yeah, we'll know which dinosaurs or smokers because at
the end.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
In those costumes, you'll hear.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
There's always someone that's very, very athletic. Yeah, that's like, no, no, no,
I came to win, baby, and they do. They win.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
It's thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I want to say two years ago it was Calves.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't remember what his name was, but he was Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
It's him and another guy too. They were like both
really close and really into it. Last year's was hot.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah, oh like, and it should be kind of middle
of the road as far as the temperature, it's supposed
to be partly sunny in like seventy.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I think, now this is going to be a good week.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Seven fleets.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Where's some cleats for this one?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
You want?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Are we getting next level professional racing.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
For Dina matter?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Beyond grass?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
This time?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Two thousand bucks and it's going to be a little
slippery when wet.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Kids race too.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, yeah, kids race too.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Get yourself some entrances to the museum.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
And there's that hill. I don't want them to fall
down the hill. I just think cleats are a good option.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
It is well more importantly, we.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Get to hang out.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yes, we will be there drinking beer, watching you run.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Can I toice some them.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
The place where it's going to be in the Field Museum.
They have now it decorated because it's summer with huge
dinosaurs out there. So even around where we'll be racing,
right on the lake front in front of the Field Museum,
there's already dinosaurs out there.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, let's not forget this is the summer of suit. Yeah,
you turn twenty five and this is just one of
many celebrations we're doing with the Field Museum.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
And you can drink them. Yes, So come down on
a Saturdays. Get your kids, wear them out, let them
run the damn race, have some beers with me.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
It'll be the dynoist awesome.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Also, you don't have to run. Yeah, yeah, you come
show up and have fun with us. It's going to
be wild. Walt Clinger, Pat are all going to be there.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
What and you can just come.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
You didn't have to double down.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I didn't double down, I explained to the Joe.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm broken. I need both of you to start single
right now.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, I didn't know you touching Saturday.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Go register at rock ninety five five chi dot com
so that you can be part of a Dino derby
this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Come hang with.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
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Speaker 3 (19:54):
I don't like it either.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Well, if you have it, alters for everything else. Okay,
so you like tall men, yes, let's let'sten Maria.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
You like tall men, that's just a given. You're also
five to one, so I.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Also like short man. My first boyfriend that I did
for five years was five to seven.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, so Michael got no type to shut up to you?
Does this help you as you're looking for a shorter
woman or a taller woman? Oh, I don't care. Okay,
no matter me? All right, I don't care. There's the
objective answer. You're gonna miss out on something if you're
trying to get in the zone of six two to

(20:36):
six eight.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's the issue with apps in general, right really? But
so like, on the one hand, yeah, you might as
well because what apps do was cheap in dating?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Because in real life? Am I looking around for someone
to meet this perfect criteria? Six two? Master's degree makes
six figures? Like, No, I'm not that obsessed with myself
that I'm going to like have that standard. But if
I'm on an app where I feel cheap already, yeah,
because it feels like going to the marketplace. I mean, like,
I'm single, who will have me? Don't love that? And

(21:09):
you're putting pictures up, so it's like you're putting yourself
on the shelf for display.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
So if we're already there, then like whatever, it's Facebook
marketplace for a lover.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
So when I when I was using the apps, which
I've just stopped because it's trash.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, it's not worth it, I.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Had a age gap like five on both sides, and
then the app hit me. I was like, hey, you'll
see more options if you brought your age gap. And
I was like, all right, let's see what happened with
them cougars put it at ten on both sides and
it was just the cavalcade of youth.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
And then the mature and sexy.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
And I was just like, I got houses.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I think I love you.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Shout out.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Good Lord, hold you in you're here, right when you're wrong,
Hold you when you're scared, love you when you're gone.
We ask you to get milk. One thing. You can't
do that, but listen.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
A lot of milk cautions.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I get distracted at the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, did you give me a list? Ah? Man, you
give me a Oh? Yeah? Got do?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I need to spell it out for you? You don't
know how to eat? You know how to put ingredients together. Okay, cool,
it's Murray mosh milk.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's why Hello Fresh. Yeah, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Oh I can't either, That's why reads phenomenal shut out factor.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So it is crop Top Week two K twenty five,
and I can't encourage you enough to wear crop top. Actually,
but while we're talking wardrobe, keep.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Going, I just no go on. I had this weird
thought in my head as garbage Man Dan is our
backup weather forecast. Or if garbage Man Dan and crew
decided to participate in crop Top, I would be so happy.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
You will probably cry tears of shoy.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Do we have a prize we could give them or
give crop Top Dan. We can probably give them one
of them something, right, Well, it was not just I.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Want to see the fleet.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Really, anyone, dear listener, please really you're going to open
this up.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh? High five it yeah, high five?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Okay, explain to me again real quick. What is the
high five?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay? So the high five is if you call in,
or you text in, or you walky talk, wear a.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Crop top, take a picture and tag us on social media.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, that's going to be the special for this week.
But typically it's just you contribute to the show. I
happen to like it and it tickles my fancy. I
give you a high five, which is a fifty dollars
gift certific to Capri Cafe. They have some smoking paraphernalia.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Wait a cafe. Can you get the drinks? I did
that for the first time this weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
You can.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I got a weed drink.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't know if they have we as much as
you will have drinks.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Michael, we give you.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
A gift card because technically we can't just like give
you weed.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I would love to do that, but I can't.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
That's so tag us at morning Mashpit at Rock nine
five to five, and we just a person who does
it just.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
To ever take Oh what for it? For this week?
For this week, I need you to send me a
photo of you and a crop top with for Crop
Top Week two k.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Twenty five, shout out to the women.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I want to see all those crops.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
No, no, no dudes.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
No women are.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
There's no actual gender discrimination going on, but I want
to see the dudes at the crop tops.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
In the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, let's
mix it up.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
You could order a great shirt at the merch Store
on Rock nine five five Chi dot com.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm not what I was about to say. If you
go to our merch store, you get extra. It is
a guaranteed high five. Basically, if you get a merch
shirt and crop that.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
I I'll wear my rock shirt tomorrow and I'll crop
it up.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Which, by the way, that goes for the whole summer
if you get a merch shirt.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
So if you Crackballs one or the Moshpit one.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
And you send me a picture all summer, I will
give you the high five. That is a guaranteed high five.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So yeah, you could essentially just get fifty dollars into
you buy.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
The shirt and.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
For sure Rock nine five five Chi dot com. Look,
I don't want my kids stealing bread. Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station the Morning marsh Pit is on Maria.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Was that a hunger strike joke?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, I was trying to do a U.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
It was good. You did a really good job.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I got a bell.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, thanks, you needed it today.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
After getting your ass whooped this weekend, we figured we
would take it kind of easy on you.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Every time I move, like, I'll sit back and realize,
oh yeah, you smashed the back of your head on
the ground.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It easy on Mike today.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Thank you relatively, No, you're not am I not the
iNTS there, the execution not so much.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I appreciate the trial. It was an internal thought.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Well, you know, you got to keep the show entertaining.
Uh hey, Mike, this might be another plague caused by
one of your terrible weather reports. But it's in North
Carolina stories out headline is North Carolina officials tell residents
to kill fish that can survive out of water on site.
What Yeah, this sounds like something from the Book of Genesis.

(26:10):
North Carolina officials are warning people about a dangerous invasive
fish called the northern snakehead.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I grew up in Maryland and it also invaded Baltimore
waters weirdly, Okay, This three foot long fish has.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Breath, feet and teeth and can breath.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Eats other animals and can survive on land for guess
how long? Guess how long?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Two hours? Four days?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Don't look up answers.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Oh, I didn't look it up. I swear to god
it didn't pop up. I am looking it up, but
it didn't pop up yet. With four hours, it was
a total random.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Guess you pulled four days out of.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Your swear, I'm gonna beat them up. Did I get
it right? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
What?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh wow, that's crazy?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Four days? Okay, Well, it's been spotted in the state,
and South Carolina Department of Natural Resources says to kill
it immediately.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
It's colored like a snake.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
You catch one, Yeah, it looks like a snake. It's
a threat because it can harm local wildlife by eating
native fish and other creatures, and also because it's the devil.
The snakehead can breathe air and wiggle across land to
reach new water sources, making it hard to control. Officials
want people to report sightings and destroy the fish to
stop it's spread.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Eat them because this sounds easy.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's invasive and not adaptive, right, yeah, okay, cool?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
All right? Because at first I was like, why are
we ruining evolution? Darwin would be terrible.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
They're growing legs.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
No, it's just destroying like ecosystems essentially.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah. Well, Also, it is very scientifically interesting because it
seems like an evolutionary like transitionary fish, if you will.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I hate invasive species, but it is interesting to like
see how they compete in those areas. Although they are
just like taking over completely because they don't have any
natural predators.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Can make a whole new category of fishing, like land
fishing to chase him around.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, some people call that hunting, land fishings, snakes, pond.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.
I find it discomforting. Dingled dingle and the crop top.
It's all kinds of bits out top top. Oh right,
so we're gonna start things off with a bobcat being
found in a house and guess how the homeowner tried

(28:35):
to get the bobcat out with their hands laser pointer.
Guess what animal doesn't care about laser bobcat don't care
about laser.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm actually genuinely surprised by that.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
The homeowner stated they cats and dogs love to chase
the laser pointers, but the bobcat was not impressed. Left
the door open and the bobcat left on their own time.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, oh that could have been It didn't rip up anything, right, No, okay,
so just was chilling.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
In the house.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I don't know how I got in.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
An ancient loaf of bread has been uncovered in Turkey, Turkey. Okay, Turkey, right, Turkey.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Describing a deadI section.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
It was found in central Turkey and it is believed
to be about five thousand years old, and it was
believed to be part of the Bronze Age in Turkey.
It was found next to a home that they believe
dates back to thirty three hundred BC.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'll eat it. Oh please, don't I want to bite?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I want the forbidden bread.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
You might break all your teeth. You won't break your
teeth on this one.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
As Harrybo has to recall gummies after cannabis was found
in the candies. Now, before you get excited, it is
the Happy Cola fizzgummies and only found in the Netherlands.
They had to run test as several people, including kids,
got dizzy and sick from snacking on them.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I can only imagine how many they had before.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
It was just like, well, I do not feel good.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh no, harra Bo, you should probably send us all
of your product for testing, just in case there's drugs
in it. We'll make sure we'll keep it away from
the kids.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
They have gone to the point of actually offering refunds
to anybody who has or can prove that they had
the Happy Cola fizzgummies themselves.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
You should charge them extra for that.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
They really should.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
There has been a rare gold lobster.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Have you seen one of these before?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, So it's a very bright orange gold, kind of
yellow cool, very rare.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
One in thirty million.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh so the fishers in New England caught it and
brought it to said restaurant. The restaurant handed it over
to a marine biology center where the.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Is it a crustacean, Yeah, it's a crustacean yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Where the corostection now lives. And it's just one of
those things where you can't. It's like if you found
a blue lobster. Yeah, yeah, don't want to eat that?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Be fifty two is it'd be losing their minds right now.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Thank you, eat you so much?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
No you don't.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
And Fine Laundry at panty thief has been arrested in Japan.
He was arrested in That was good.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
He was arrested with four in his hand at said
laundry Matt and then while at the booking station, confessed
to having stolen over one hundred times that amounted to
four hundred and fifty pieces of women's underwear that he
had sorted by color in a chest at his house.

(31:33):
To what end?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I mean, to what end? But but but why can
you explain the panty thing? Like? Is the thrill from
stealing it? Is it like a like weird, I'm getting
one over dr I like that kind of missis?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I do not know?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I have heard it's a token momento.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
In some situations, don't even hear the chick.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
In those relationships.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
But if you're just stealing from the laundrymat, I think
you're just stealing to be stealing. I can't explain this one.
If you think you can and want to share your
stories eight four to four nine ninety five point fifty
why it's the pantry rate of things to a crime?

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Speaker 2 (32:43):
That prayer he's talking about this time of year, is
that you passed.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, your final exast.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Eighth grade, high school, college, whatever program you're doing.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Do we count that as a graduation ceremony?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I do.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
My nephew is doing that soon.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I have so many degrees. I just first one from pre.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
But it is graduation season.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
It's graduate as we go on. There's a better version
we met there isn't. Mine's the best hold on. But
I don't know all the times we all keep going.
So there we go.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Did this play at your graduation?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I went to Catholic school. We did Eagles Wings and.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
He will raise you.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh oh and that beat drops. It's good.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah. I've had several graduation ceremonies, have you.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah? I went to all of them begrudgingly. Yeah. I
didn't want to go to my college.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
One entire family was there.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Where did you graduate.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
From Bradley University?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
So my dad flew in entire family from Chicago, drove down.
My brother brought his uh my well wife, but they
were just dating at the time. So it was a
big shabank because she was meeting the family. So it
was a big deal and I didn't want to be there.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Meeting the family at your graduation. Yeah, okay, that's a
faux pas.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
So well.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It was a lot. Yeah, it was a lot happening.
But it was also my ex meeting my family and
her family. It was it was a lot, that's all.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
We're losing the u of it all.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I didn't care I got out. I care I got out.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
You should have your moment. I didn't graduate from college.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
So the big thing that I've been seeing floating around is,
you know, it's like ladies and gentlemen, please hold your
applause until the end.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
No, absolutely not, no way, I just don't even say it.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah. No, Granted I did feel bad for like I
knew some of my friends didn't have their families there. Yeah,
like I'm yelling.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I had like three sorority sisters sitting in front of me,
and they're like, do.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
You have to yell for everybody who's like, yes, we
made it the skin of our teeth.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
No kidding. Also, some of us will never be on
the stage again. A moment and we're going to have it.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah. It was just like, oh, I wish everybody would
just take the moment and just take the golf clap.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Absolutely not. We've paid way too much money, way too
much debt.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I had a job at the time, but not everybody
had a job lined up.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, like, let's take this piece of paper and celebrate
the way that we need to.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, I didn't graduate from college and my acting school.
I think I technically graduated. Yeah, I didn't think that
I deserved it, so I didn't go to the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't know you put in I was really self
depreciated a graduate and didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah. I hadn't faced a lot of issues yet, but
you know what graduation really was? My pik PreK. I
could not keep that hat on to save they gave
us like the flat cap and everything. I was like,
how does this even work? But there is a video
going viral right now of these like the preschool students

(36:07):
at the graduation ceremony and the dad's like watching his
kid and cracking up because all the other kids are engaged.
And then there's one kid at the end and he's
got the little tassel from his graduation cad back and
forth and he like can't figure out how to get
it to go to the side, and so he just
looked blown on him playing on and he's like, Oh,
this will be my kid's last graduation.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
That's me all day. That tassel.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
The tassel.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I was like, we tried to figure out which way
we're supposed to go and everybody got it wrong, And
I was like, why do we care?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
We love a graduation. Yeah, theoretically, I'm dumb. Mikey had
a cold store flare up. It was too embarrassed to
continue the rest of the show today. That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
That's what we're going with.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, this is the truth in the morning. Mauch bit,
what are we doing right now? Sport? I can't wait
to do this with you. I have so much to
say on the matter.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I know you do, and I'm looking forward to your
contributions today, especially around the White Sox who guest sapped
by the Orioles. How did you feel watching those?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
It was sad. It was because the Socks loss and
that's the team that we like, and the Orioles won,
and that's the team we don't like, and you hate
to see that happen.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Such great perspective there the Tigers are.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
In town on the South Side for a four game series,
and the Tigers are number one right now in the league,
so this could get interesting for the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I don't think it will be interesting. I think it's
going to be another sweep. I think we're gonna be
double sweep, sweep, double sweep.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Double sweep. Also tune in on Wednesday from White Sox
Wednesday get next chance to win a four pack of
White Sox tickets. Cubs did end up winning in Cubs fashion,
seventy three on our side against the Reds and scary
moment as Kyle Tucker jammed his finger sliding into second
an excuse.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Where is the one and that finger into.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Is his right ring finger that he jams sliding into second.
I knew that would get you, and I knew it
would get you.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I just looked over immediately.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
And I was like, Oh, Marie's gonna love this.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I'll have to make a totally different quip about like
how funny it is that we say, oh, yes, in
Cobs fashion they win, when like fifteen years ago, if
you said that, you'd be laughed at it out of
thing Chicago. But no, no, no, I like more finger
jam and getting on second base. That's great.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
The X rays did come back negative, but you know,
you jam your finger, you gotta take a few days off.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
So I'm back negative. How does an X ray come
back negative?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Like nothing broke?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Oh? Okay, yeah, well does this make make sense?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Oh I'm an X ray.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I can't come back negative.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, I mean, isn't it negative already?

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, I guess it is unnegative versionally? Okay, all right, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Cobs are off to day, but they.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Are going to be on the East Coast against the
Nationals next and then they're taken on the targets after that.
So it's gonna be a good matchup this weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You have not said Tigers normally once this entire segment.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Terms, Yeah, I know. And then NBA Finals kick off
this Thursday.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Don't kick in the NBA, I know that much.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Thank you for finding that out. They'll shoot in the NBA.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Right, yeah, so they shoot off?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
That sounds no anyway, No, no, no, no, you made
it worse somehow.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Shoot it off.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Oklahoma City, take it on Indiana at home.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I expect this to be a great series. Will it
go seven?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Probably six, But we're gonna get some good basketball.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Out of this. Why not eight because it's only a
seven game series.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Best four then or first to four.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I don't know. You just started saying numbers. I know
I lost sports.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, you did say you didn't graduate, so.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Wow, Yeah, I didn't graduate from sports academy.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
That was my bad. That was low my bad?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Was it low? Or was it high? We shoot for
the stars?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, now here's a bit only plug there.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Look it up.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
It's plugged today or plug time.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Hey, we're gonna get you ready for five things. This
is the game where we answer trivia question.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
The head is what we're gonna get them ready for.
Mm hmmm, that's all right. It's a Monday man. We're
gonna get through it together. Fun to the head.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Fun to the head, that is what we're doing right now,
not the other F word.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh boy, this is a tribut. I'm in at second base.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
On the line.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Rock the Country a festival for we the people, Kid
Rock Nickelback, Leonard skinnerd all In Hastings, Michigan, June thirteenth
and fourteenth. We're looking for you to play with us today.
Be caller ten eight four four ninety five.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Fifty.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Also gonna get qualified for a VIP upgrade that we
will give away on Friday.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But we need you right now. Eight four to four,
don't do it.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Five, don't do it, ninety five fifty Please don't shoot
me right now.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
We want you to be caller ten. And now Fun
to the Head. Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with? John? How
you doing going on?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Man? What's up? Dude?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Welcome to Fun to the Head. Not what I previously
said when I was soliciting. This is a trivia game
where you get to we answer questions for you so
that you can win tickets to Rock the Country, a
festival for we the people.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Oh man, I am hoping.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
So that sounds like a great time.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Bost of Us got you, Yes, we got you.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
You got to pick who you want to answer questions today.
You know it's going to be you, Mary.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, is yeah it is?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Absolutely good joys John, I love to do the shooting all.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Oh my goodness, Yes, let's do it. Let's go, John,
I got you, I got you.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I Question Noumettoo, released in nineteen ninety five, what is
considered to be the first dating site.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Ooh, okay, So I don't know why plenty of fish
came to mind first, but I feel like it's Christian mingle.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Do you want to toss in an answer.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
John, first, Christian farmers?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
No? Both, absolutely not, and you didn't thank you? Okay
my reaction from you? Sorry, good lord? What it's match
match match dot com?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I remember this vaguely first dating.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I see my answer would have been E harmony?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Really?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Oh yeah, how sweet it is to be the fuck you?
Those are great commercial symbolsome they were, John? Do you
remember the E harmony commercials?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
A harmony? No can get into K that one.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Every guest does begin with K. All right.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Question number two jewelry, but whatever, we're close here.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
During World War two, boy, and I'll have to give
you a hint on this one, fabric rashing caused what
clothing item to become more mainstream? You know? Fabric rashing
made this Oh no, we ran out of fabric. What

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potential item perhaps being celebrated this very week couldn't be? Hey, John, John,
do you like crop tops?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I don't look that great, but yeah, well I bet
you do.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Everyone looks great at crop top. It's all about how
you feel.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I'm just thinking about the time frame. But wearing crop
tops at that time, they had to.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Wear it like underclothes, I'm sure, because also they weren't
walking around in just T shirts either.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Really that's fair.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's like a dicky you know. All right,
never mind question three. What nineteen sixties animated sitcom about
a family and their neighbors featured a pet dinosaur?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
The flood Songs?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, the flint stump.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah, John, I was about to do it, but you
beat me to it.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I love all right.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Number four, Let's do it because now it's time to
win these bad Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
This is the last one, hopefully that you get. Right.
I think that you will. What is regarded as the
deadliest plague in history. The only one, Michael, is not
an answer.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
The black plague.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yes, that is direct.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh, I'm so proud of myself. You got After I
missed the first one. I was kind of like, oh,
this might be a struggle. But John, you're welcome, my friend.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
John, you should wear a crop top to rock the country.
Let that mid drift free, baby.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Let it free, Let it free.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Hey, he gets it.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
You know. It's a perfect way to meet people, that's
for sure. But yes, you're going to Rock the Country
a festival for we the people with Kid Rock, Nickelback,
Leonard Skinner, DJ, sets from Afroman and the Yin Yang
Twins and this Friday be listening.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
And are like a fifty eight forty we're calling a VIP.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
That VIP has got all the bells and the whistles
for this one. And you don't want to miss out.
But John, let's take a second. Who are you going
to take to this festival with you?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I am taking my wife. There, you go a great
as time. What's your wife's name?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Taylor? Shout out Taylor, Taylor. You and John are going
to enjoy an amazing festival. And for everybody else that
wants to go, head on over to Rock the Country
dot com.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
All thanks to our friends at Peach Street Entertainment.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
It's time to dork out dorks, Michelle, and it is
about time. Netflix, thanks for making the announcement. Oh you
know this song got worn out a few summers ago.
Stranger thinks is finally going to rap? Oh yes for me?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
It wrapped up after season one?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Wait why'd you stop watching after season one?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I tried to get into season two? What I liked
about Season one was that yes, of course it was
undeniably paranormal, Yes, but they made it believable within the circumstance,
within the circumstances, so it felt like it could be,
it could have happened in this universe that we're currently in. Okay,
Season two did not feel like that.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
It started going far fetched.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It felt a little too hogwartsy for me, Okay, which
I'd like that sometimes. But the appeal for Stranger Things,
specifically in that first season was that it was a
good balance.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Well, you'll be excited because as the series is coming
to an end, there are basically three movies.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
That we're gonna get out of this.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Volume one will be out on November twenty sixth at
seven Central Time, Volume two on Christmas Day at seventh Central,
and the finale will be on New Year's Eve at
seventh Central Time.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Movies.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
It's essentially I calling it a movie because it's just
a longer show. They're not breaking it down into forty
to an hour, and my complaint is the amount of
time that they have taken in between seasons. Yeah, we
were watching a show about a group of kids dealing
with paranormal activities within their community who are now grown

(47:48):
ass adults. Yeah, just full blown and like you look
at some of them and it's just kind of like,
there's no way you're gonna put them in front of
me and I can fully believe they're teenager now.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yes, going to say, are they bringing the whole original cast?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Original cast is back? I think there's a few people
that may be missing, But.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
It's just sounds like a job ford aging AI.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Right. They just didn't fully take advantage of like being
in the moment and just go year after year after year.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Let's wrap this up.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
They like, Hey, we're gonna take the time to make
this a movie and extend it out, and it's better
be amazing. You make us wait this long, it better.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Absolutely be great.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
But eight four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty are
you excited for season five of Stranger Things? Are you
excited for the culmination? Let us know how you feel
about this and no ninety five minutes Commercial Free is next.
It is the morning MASHPI commercial Free on Rock ninety
five five. As we get you ready for your summer

(48:53):
your travels, Maria, what do we need to know right now?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
What do you usually pack for vacation to make sure
you're good to go go. Yeah, like obviously you're gonna
have your clothes, Yeah, and have your bathing suit.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
If I'm going out on water.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I don't I forget what those pills are called, but
the ones so you don't.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Get seasick, oh, like an anti nose.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, I definitely take those.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Oh yeah, never taken that in my life.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Really.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah, it's helpful, especially you know, you just you get
the rumby tumblies when you're traveling anyway, it just kind
of helps settle things for you.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I just get drunk, then I'm good to go. Okay.
So emergency room doctors very good. Yeah, packing for a vacation.
I can imagine they can anticipate all those emergencies. And
now there's like a list of things that emergency room
doctors always take with them on vacation. Taking notes. First one,
by the way, anti nausea medication.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
This one says always packed zofran. That's the one that
I like. That one helps with my uh nausea. Okay,
not while I'm traveling.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I mean I just grab whatever's there.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Fair h A bug zapper, which is interesting because why
not just bug spray. But I guess it doesn't travel
very well.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, and if depending on the size of the bottle
and the liquids, the bug zapper is strangely easier to
get on a plane.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
How bad to bugs is it? I don't know how
bad do they hurt? Could I use a bug zapper
for fun to the head? One week? Just on Michael,
Just on Michael, I was.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Gonna say, this is a three way street, so you.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Know, just on michaelbody says when he comes back.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
No, he doesn't get to say tweezers, which of course
I always take because of my eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I never needed tweezers on vacation.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
M But have you gotten like a splinter? Yeah, okay,
then it comes out well something like but what if
you get a splinter and then it's jammed in there
you can't get it out? Guess what? That ruins a
vacation because when you have a splinter, that's all you
can think about. Yeah, fidgeting with it. It's hurting a
little bit, but not enough for you to like.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I've always found weird ways or just like I'll get
to a where like I'm just gonna let this come
out naturally.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I heard it. I heard it. I heard it.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, but compression socks interesting.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
The CDC warns that traveling for more than four hours
by aircar or bus raises the risk of developing blood clots,
but wearing compression socks can help lower that risk.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Oh yeah, when you travel for over twenty hours, compression socks.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Oh, I should have thought about DOTC because I've done
a lot of like road trips overly like eight hours each.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, A portable charger obviously.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah, that stays in the back time five. Yeah, that's
not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
A carbon monoxide detector. This seems a little.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I can see where that's necessary, But it's also like
i'd hope to trust the people who I get are
verbal or Airbnb from Yeah, but at the same time,
you also don't know it.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Says apparently there are several stories of travelers dying from
carbon monoxide poisoning this year alone.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah, but also I don't know. Don't get me a detector.
I'll just I don't want to know beforehand. Okay, if
I'm in a plane and there's carbon monoxide, what am
I gonna see, I don't know where it is.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Imagine it's that the.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Residence where you're staying.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh yeah, I guess open a window.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Okay, simplify that.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
No, listen to the doctor. It's not me. I'm a
radio personality.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Melatonin, Okay, if you have trouble sleeping on vacation, there's
another issue.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Well no, I feel like that's not weird because depending
on where you're traveling, could have jet lag. You're in
new environments that can throw things off. I have more
of an issue with melatonin in general.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Well, because it's dictive and it's a.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Well it's a hormone that they're giving to you over
the counter, which by the way, completely unregulated. You have
melotonin capsules that are giving you different amounts of melatonin.
So if you ever take one one night and you're like, oh,
it's really working tonight, and then you take one the
next night and you're like, this isn't working as much.
Maybe it's a tolerance. Maybe they straight up didn't put
the same amount of melatonin in each capsule, and there's

(52:56):
no oversight.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Jet lag going overseas time difference.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I've never really struggled sleeping once I get on site,
for a vacation.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
As long as weeds legal wherever I'm going, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, that's the thing. It wasn't in Turks and Caicos
didn't stop.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Me, wasn't in Zanzibar, and I just didn't do it
because I didn't want to go to jail that far away.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You don't really shirked that much though.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I don't, but I do dabble. You doubt I dabble. No,
old you want to see stars.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I want you to see stars. Oh, I love to
catch you a job.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
That sounds dangerous. Yeah, but are you going to be
my dab chaperone?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yes, I'll be your dab dad.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Dad, You're welcome. And what am I saying?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
You're welcome for the sex and candy?

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Well, obviously, but also.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I hate you so.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Much we went along with the second to think about
your words before he said.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Them, but also the commercial freeness that we are right now.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Oh yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
You got afore?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Oh yeah, well it's gonna cause a fight between me
and Dutch footballer Marco van Baston straight up dick. Okay,
So Lincoln Park performance, we saw it at the sports
thing that U e f A Champions League Final. You

(54:24):
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yes, I do know what you're talking about. The Champions
League Final.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
They performed at that.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yes, the show great, Yes.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
They sounded amazing. Yeah they sound so good. Not according
to Martin van Bistian, who said that Lincoln Park performance
was garbage, absolutely garbage. It's a disgrace that UEFA allows it. Upha.
Oh come on, yeah, it's this is worthless. It's a

(54:53):
pity for these boys who have to prepare for the
most important game of their lives. A if copy this
from FIFA. This is ridiculous shut off.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
So you don't like any pageantry involved with these big moments.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Okay, it seems like they're mad because they liked last
year's performance more. I don't know. I don't really know
what he's.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
On about it. I know who's last year?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Who's something about dua Lipa is what I'm saying on here.
I don't think it was the but yeah, I don't know.
He just sounds like he's mad and doesn't understand music.
And that's fine because he's a sports guy. But like,
hey man, this really cool band that is world renowned
and by the way, it's linking Lincoln friggin' Park. Yeah,

(55:41):
you're gonna bash them. You just watched a free performance, man, Like,
get out, what if.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
My sources are correct?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Chatbot it was like kravitzh okay.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Well but come on, this is hyper super Bowl for soccer. Yeah,
so like obviously there's going to be a big game.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, right behind it.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
But you've got Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Ye, long there, come back, opening up your Yeah, come
on out.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
You know what it sounds like that. It sounds like
back in the day when parents are like, ah, this
isn't music, it's just noise. Like he probably just didn't
get Lincoln Park, yeah, and then decided it was garbage.
Like what if they watched your playing and called it
garbage publicly?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
That's actually a very valid point.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, it's messed up like that. These are fellow professionals.
It's cool that you don't respect music, but we don't
respect you fair enough. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
That's a rock report. I just want to fight today,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Please don't Martin Van Yeah, we've already lost one to
fight aston.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
How about Martin Van Bastard.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
You got him, You got him so good because he's
listening on the iHeartRadio app because we're commercial free right now.
So good, it's still commercial free, and it's my favorite
time of day because we're getting close to text time
eight four four, nine, five ninety five fifty. Get those
last minute text in because Maria is about to ruin

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the mood.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Commercial free because of the commercial brave thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Yeah, I was delayed for this.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Room seems low right now.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
You're you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
We're down here. We're really low.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh like baritone, yeah, and we're low.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
We're low right now. We gotta we want to bring
it up, you know, and that's sometimes hard to do
when you're trying to tell people the news. Luckily, the
corporate Chills geniuses, those guys had a wonderful idea. Just
put a positive spin on the news headlines. It's so easy.
I know we could do it, and so I will.
This is bad news there. Mom accused of stabbing children

(57:52):
wanted to quote make them go to heaven. Prosecutors saying,
oh my god, well that's how you do it. Pregnanteen
and I see you. After double shooting.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
It got worse somehow went for mom.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
N baby man killed while trying to break up bar fight.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Oh so that's why you didn't break it up with Michael. Yeah, okay,
at least.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
He died in heaven. If we hope the bar is heaven.
Motorcycles crash into Alligator on interstate well, talk about seeing
you later. All of this. It's just bad news. Bear.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
That was terrible.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Yeah, it's never good. It's bad news, bears. It's not
good news. Bears. Talk about see you later, Alligator. I
love that line street light, street light people. Ah, you
know they kept it simple.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Is it bad that I heard at that time too?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
And it's just like.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
It never felt the need to finish to that line.
Just street light people. You get it, You get the gist.
We painted enough in the picture. Anyway, we have texting texts.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
To get to text text.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
All right? From seven to one nine, Oh my god.
Hopefully Maris unleashed his massive waiting, thick voice over the
weekend and is in a better mood this week.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I could say I'm in a good mood today.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yeah, it's massive waiting.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
I think that's a compliment.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
So thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
All.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Eight one five, Hey, Maris, I wanted to let you
know you're in shape just like me.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Round is a shape we'd be rumbling and tumbling to food.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
My friend, you're beautiful from seven O. Wait, does anyone
make malort glazed donuts? No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I hope not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
No. The thing about donuts is you want them to
taste good. So you see what the issue would come in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I think I did figure out what goes good with
the Lord?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
What sadness?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Squirt?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
The soda?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Oh god? What little squirt? A lot? Are you? Okay?
Who's providing the squirt? You know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
It's in a yellow can?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Oh god, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Back at it. So Joe texted us. He said, I
made a resolution to be a nicer person this year,
but goddamn it, the world ain't challenging me on that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Today is challenging all of us on a regular basis.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Always challenging from six to three zero. I have rock
and roll in my veins, always have, always will. I'll
die with rock and roll playing. Good to have rock
and roll in your veins and not heroin, which takes
out our rock and roll artists. Yes, garbage bandam. Even
though Michael's weather reports absolutely suck, don't beat the guy
up on Michigan Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, Michael got into a little bit of a tussle
on by a tussle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
He got jumped, Yeah, straight up jumped. Yeah, not incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I'm still very intrigued why Saturday, Chicago, Michigan and Whacker
Nobody stepped in? Nobody, yell nobody. That's the part that
I'm really.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
He's not here right now. We can be honest with
each other. You look at Michael anything. Yeah, that seems
like the kind of guy who should be getting his
ass kicked on the sidewalk in Chicago right now. That
tracks you know, you don't. You don't stop natural events.
If you see a lion going after a hyena, you
don't stop that process because you feel bad for the hyena.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
There's still somebody like even if somebody I don't know, No, in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
All seriously, if that sucks, Yeah, it's not okay? All right?
We have two kinds of things to give away.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Oh, yes we do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
We have simple mind tickets. I think simple mind tickets
go to seven one nine. Who wanted Maris Twin leash
his massive waity thick voice over the weekend and it
is in a better mood this week?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah, yeah, I guess what you're going to go see?
Simple Minds and uh more importantly, Uh, I don't know
why I laughed. It's just what I do. But that's
not what I meant. We got attackt from two and
nine saying that his father unfortunately passed away on the
first Sorry to hear that, but we were his favorite
show A two and nine high five. Yes, it's weird phrasing,

(01:02:54):
but high five used to seem like you probably need
to smoke a little something in honor of your pops.
So here's your high five. Here's fifty dollars two Capri
cafe and those textiles. Nobody likes you when you're twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
That's so.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Old.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Twenty three, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah that that hurt. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
They sing it like it's old. The way that they
present it's it's like they're old at twenty three. Hey,
if you're in your twenties right now, I know that
you feel old, but you are an infant, just so
you know. Yeah, like in the grand scheme of things,
you're your child.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
You haven't learned anything yet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
You Yeah, I haven't learned anything.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I'm still learning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
We're always still learning. We're on a journey of learning together, Maris,
and I'm privileged and honored every day to share that
journey with you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I think, thank you? Yes? Why why why do you
think I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
You had a weird smile on your face.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I'm just weird. What a day you lost Mikey halfway through.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
He's he needs some healing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Weather took him away, Mother nature physically fought him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
It's just like, here's some smoke you didn't expect, sir,
Sorry about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Your insides, buddy. Yeah he's smoking there. But he'll be
back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Yeah, be back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
More Simple Minds tickets, Yeah, more rock the Country.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I'm glad you said it because I was going to
butcher it. And it's the last week too, a concert
for we the people with VIP up grades, mind you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
And then you know you got a high five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Got high fives. I didn't get a single picture and
a crop top today, So I'm gonna be honest, dear listener,
and I don't mean to say this, and I don't
say it lately. I'm disappointed in you today. Not a
single crop top photo. I will say I did get
a photo of a shirt that could potentially be cropped,
but they didn't crop it, So what's the point?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Fail on their part?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
That's just a T shirt picture at that point. Crop
Top Week two K twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Maybe I'm looking forward to next year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Navels out Naples. Yeah, oh my god. You could have
a whole fashion school completely dedicated to the art of
making crop tops, and what would you name it, Marris
the Naval Academy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Okay, that was a long way around.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
But I'm matched to the music.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I'm a radio DJ. I don't know who know, I've.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Never met you before. I will be back tomorrow. Weal's next,
He continues, ninety five minutes commercial free. Come on on Rock.