Michael is Out & Rush is In!

Originally recorded 10/6/25. Michael is out of the studio. Rush ticket giveaways are announced. Marris shaves his beard. Maria is haunted by the purge.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, the freaks are currently off the leash for Perge
month over on my social media.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I see what you did there.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, they're running around the freak park. It's sitting the
other freak's butts.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't say those things. It gets them encouraged.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh yeah, Otherwise they would have been calm and settled.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, I wasn't gonna happen. No, not so much at all.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Two things are missing from the rock and Natty five
five morning mash pits missing, Maria. One of them would
be our boy Mikey, Yes, and the second would be
your beard. And this means only one conclusion. What Mikey
stole your beard and ran away.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I would imagine that age is actually true.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I bet that he would have a video of him
like sneaking into your house and the odennight and.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Just shaving after he got lost in the maze at
the pumpkin patch and made it to my way and
he was like, oh, let me just take Marris's beard
and he's.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Stuck in a pumpkin ring. Yeah, with a beard in
the nape.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah. Plus, it's one of those things where I know
there's a lot of gentlemen that can sympathize with this,
you just want to do a little trim.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, try to trim and then you get to a
spot and then you nick, and then it get You
can't save it from there, There's no save because the
nick that I did was like right in the middle
of my jawline. So I was like, hmm, I can't
even just go side burns. I can't just go go tee.

(01:28):
The go tea doesn't connect.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I just like, could you have passed it off as
a scar?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No? No, no, no. It was a very blatant square line.
It was like you missed. Yeah, so fresh start, fresh start.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I mean I got a little five o'clock. But you know,
I saw my double chin for the first time in
a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
You have a five am instead of ye.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
But yeah, a lot going on today.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm gonna take it for Mikey's bits.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, I can't wait for your sports report.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'll do that one. I got you, Okay, I just.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'll do the rest of them.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, so you get that one.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I mean I can do it.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I know I could do it. No, you can, I
trust you?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Is that I'm not capable?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Right? I know?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
My If I have proven anything with my wild card picks.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's that I know, my your decisional rounds not going
so well.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I just want you to know, wait when is that over?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Though, It'll be at the latest Friday or Saturday.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
So we still got to know.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You do have time. We still got time. You absolutely
have time.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I can pull through.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, you know what else we need right now?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What do we need?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Weather?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You got it? Yeah? Next? Okay, yes, okay, cool.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
W C HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Saturday here for today, so I get to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I haven't heard the mosquito lead up in so long,
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
A note to Mikey, who's almost definitely listening right now.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
We missed the Mosquito monc.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
We liked a variety, but Mosquito Mike was quite possibly
one of the best made up characters that you've created.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Maybe we Mosquito mic like once a week.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, like once, and then you can, you know, create,
get creative with the other ones.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
So take notes while you're out in the name part.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
All right, No, okay, you're providing the most accurate weather
we've had in about a month.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yep, according to my weather app it's going to be
sunny af all day. We got highs near eighty. That's
going to be around the one to three pm to
oo in this evening, chance of showers starting at nine pm.
And that's just going through the evening all the way

(03:52):
to your tomorrow morning and then it's coming in the
sixties for like the rest of the week.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
This is our only hot day.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, bounced to the seventies towards the weekend. So I
mean we're in our happy place, a very happy place.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
We're gonna be chilly on Wednesday Thursday though.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's fine. I'm okay with it. Sorry, Yeah, you know
you said it right Thursday night football.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Don't fight me right now. We have to be on
the same side today.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
We have to be civil today ish Okay, I was
gonna say, this is never perfect.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, we've got to get the show done and we
were losing a third.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
We can't all be gone or else are our new
call screener. Carter's going to have to take over.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Carter say hi, go real lout hi there it is.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, we got a Carter in a studio.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Y anyway, so good news.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
What's that Social media might be on the decline now.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh yeah, I know. Oh, we'll discuss coming up to Wow.
We are not getting any rage against the Machine performances
this year that I know of, just yet. A Tom
Morello backed theater play. Oh, we'll be coming to the
Goodman Theater. Oh, Revolutions Natural? What you thought there was

(05:01):
going to be a different name.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I knew it was going to be somewhere. It could
have been Rebellion. You know, who's to say we're rage
against the theater?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I like what you did there.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
So social media, it has dominated our lives since it started,
really since Zuckerberg decided to rate girls with the website
and then turn that into the Facebook.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
So I feel like we had different experiences because I
didn't start social media until I was eighteen and in college.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I started in high school.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, freshman year, I got my Facebook page. Oh Facebook,
I did get permission, and I didn't get on it
until I got permission from my parents because I'm a
badass rebel. But around the world, pretty much everyone's fleeing
social media.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
They're not doing it anymore except.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
For North America. We have not decreased our numbers at
all yet really, but we're probably hitting a peak, they're saying. Okay,
so the reason the rest of the world is not
doing social media is because it's not serving what it
used to serve as a purpose anymore. It used to
be so that you can keep in touch with your friends,
your family, people, maybe that you grew up with that
you haven't seen in like a decade because you've moved

(06:14):
out of your city, whatever that case may be. It
was actually about interpersonal relationships. It's not that anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now everybody's just showing off what they don't have for real.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's kind of like a different form of just normal
entertainment of it's it's your TV, your movies, your whatever,
and then also social media, which is just a different
theater for entertainment. But in North America, the reason that
hasn't scared people a way is because we love our
extreme rhetoric, our engagement bait. We're really angry people, and

(06:45):
we yeah, we like that rage baiting. We're kind of
addicted to it. However, they're predicting that soon America is
going to fall off too, and it's probably peaking right
now because A I is going to start taking over.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
And h one watch ye ye yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, people don't want it, so they're predicting that, like,
as soon as you start releasing all of these AI
generated short form videos, people are going to be even
more turned off by than before.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
The one thing that I did like about it was
I have been able to keep up with like friends
from college and high school or acquaintances from around the
way that I just don't get to see all that often.
I get to see what their kids are doing or
what they're doing in their life. And it was my
birthday calendar tracker. Yeah, and I've gotten away from it
and I'm watching the dumbest stuff possible and then like

(07:32):
I'll go on Facebook, which is my birthday calendar tracker. Same,
and I've missed like twenty birthdays. Yeah, and I feel
so bad and I'm like I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Texting people that I'm really close with, like, hey, I'm
so sorry, and they're like it's fine right now.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I don't think anyone really cares. I'm just glad
that we're getting to be on the other side of it,
because I would like social media to go back to
what it was for, and it's not going to do
that until this fails. Yeah, they have to not make
money off this first, and then they'll go back to
letting us have like our memories and familial relationships long
distance again.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
And I think a big part of the new generation
ushering it in and then the older generation just following suit.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, I don't need Facebook to make a resurgence.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
No, not even a little bit.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Eight four four.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Fifty.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
What are your thoughts? Are you gonna keep social media in?
Do you do it right now?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Or are you already like ask for this now?

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Here's five or so things with Maris? Why does he
always drop his bands doing this part of the show.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I find it discomforting.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
It is purge month.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, it's fine. You get a lot more days left
twenty five, so the worst thing I see. You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
The Scrubs reboot has got a deeper cast of characters
that they are announcing. We know that Brath Donald Faison,
Sarah Chalk, Judy Rays, and doctor Cox will be returning.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Thank you for saying one character name. I know who
Zach Brop is because that's JD.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Turk.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Okay, Turk's back.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yes, Turk is back, get back, Elliott is back, Sarah
Chalk and then Turk's wife Judy Rayes is back. Oh yay,
Todd is back. Todd, and then Vanessa Bayer is joining
the crew. Oh I love it, along with a few others.
But I'm actually very excited about this. All they say
about the upcoming season is that it picks up with
JD and Turk coming together for the first time in

(09:35):
a long time.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
So this sounds like adulting. Do stop it? Perche month,
Perge month.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
A man was charged with nearly twenty thousand dollars in
chargers after parking at the Denver Airport for guess how
long he was there.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Six months, twenty seven minutes.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
What Yes, what should have been a seven dollars charge
ended up being nineteen eight hundred tw twenty four dollars.
The receipt that he had printed out a discrepancy, saying
that he came in on June sixth and not the
actual day of That's a one.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Hundred and sixty nine thousand minutes worth of parking. The
airport did work with him to get that rectified.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
One hundred sixty nine thousand something a.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Lot of minutes. Family has been reunited with their seven
year old rott Weiler Doberman mix after four months. They
got separated after a tornado, so they're very happy about that.
They are still missing one of their cats and a
husky and this sounds like homeward bound if I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's so sad that a tornado took their pets away.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yes, that's awful, it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, should have took him with you wherever you went,
but I'm not judging. A doctor is urging people to
skip the fake spiderweb decorations. Didn't go into much detail,
but said that it's much safer to use wildlife friendly
touches like pumpkins, autumn reeves, and autumn what reaths?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
What did you think? I said, leaves and I was confused. Yeah,
just looking for more eco friendly things so that the birds, bugs,
and other small animals don't get tangled in it because
they don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, I'm sure we'll listen.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And then Michael did mention that we're a lot of
companies are moving away from artificial dyes, and Gator Ray
and Cheetos are on board with this as well. Uh,
Tostitos and Lays have already started or working on their
die free lineup, and they're looking for substitutes like paprika, turmeric,

(11:40):
purple sweet potato for their coloring.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
So not only is it going to have fantastic coloring,
it's going to have amazing flavoring as well.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm just sick of all this government regulation.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Mm hmmm. That's what you're too much. It's too much
for you.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now, this is America. I thought we had freedom to
have poison dies.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't need it anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Give me green, let's go.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, no, no, no. I know we were talking about
Facebook and keeping in touch with.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
People taking a poisonous.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I was out at a very big event over the weekend,
ran into some people and there's just a way that
you greet people when you see them.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
And they did it wrong. No, they said, hi, Okay,
it's just how they followed it up.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
And it is the most adulting thing I've experienced. But
we'll talk about it, discuss, we will discuss. Okay, Natural
Rock ninety five class.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
A new up and coming bounds Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I was wondering how you pronounced that.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, I think in some places they say near Ravana
near Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Gotcha, Maris.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
So we were talking about how Facebook we utilize that
to keep up with acquaintances and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just see what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
But when you run into them in real life, it's
either really good or really bad.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
So I met Sister Strut over the weekend. It was
our Breast Cancer Walk with wgci V one oh three
and Inspiration thirteen ninety great event raising awareness for breast
cancer in general. Was a fun, fun party.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Crazy that rocks on on that by the way, given
the way the breasts have contributed to rock culture. But anyway, continue.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
We're promoted it.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You want to go next year? Yeah, okay, I'll make
sure we're there.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Fantastic. So this is my eighth year doing that event.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
So there's just people that are run into I've seen
them before, and some of the people that we work
with just we see them regularly, and we were just talking,
chatting it up. We're having fun, catching up, how you're doing. Oh,
the bears are going to be so great this year.
And then some of the guys come up and be like, hey, man,
we see you doing some great stuff out there. You're
doing really good for yourself. We really see that you're

(13:49):
doing good. You're just being successful.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I'm like, why do you guys keep saying it like that,
and then I realized what they were talking about been eating. Well,
oh no, that's so mean. Yeah. I was like, ohh
so that's where we're going with this.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
You know, I had it was a I won't say
it was a perfectly cropped belly hiding shirt, but it
was okay, yeah, we got our beer belly and we're
out in public. And they kept saying it, and then
they looked down to make sure I knew exactly what
they were saying, and I was.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Like, okay, bro, yeah, shut up.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
When my grandmothers used to do this to me, that's love.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And I knew that was love because then they would
give me the biggest plate of food possible and expect
me to eat it all.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I see you twice a year, twice.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And if you want to be so inclined to note
that my beer belly is very shapely this autumnal season,
that's a personal problem.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
And did I think about setting up a workout playing? Yes?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
I did, and he thought about it so hard, and
then I laid back.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Down on my couch because it was football on yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And then did I look at how many strutting steps
that I made at Sister Straw. I walked nine miles
on Saturday. Yeah, that's a thing like nine miles exercise.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I am out moving. It's just, you know, with a
fun morning schedule.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
By the time ten o'clock hits, I have a meeting
at ten thirty until noon, and then I want to
get home and take a nap.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
And by a time five o'clock hits, you know what
I'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Working out exactly so, and we have a convenience eating schedule,
so we're it is starting our day with Starbucks and
then we're whatever fast food, we're leftovers we can get
our hands on, and they can go home, you have
a frozen meal.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
It was just it was just one of those things
where it's like the closest of my loved ones can
make that crack and I'm fine even then.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Even then, it's like there's a lot we could talk about.
It doesn't have to be there.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
That's any thing.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Because I used to one of my friends his dad, Yeah,
every time I came home from school, it was like, hey, hey,
you're getting bigger, You're getting bigger, And I'm like, all
I'm doing is drinking in college right now?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
How about this are you looking daddyo? I was like,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I know he was joking, but it was just like
this time. This time, it was kind of like, I'll go,
I'll go do a thing or two.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I just do. We have no impulse control. We can't
just like shut up about things even when we see them.
We've got to like point out stuff immediately. I've had
friends put on like fifty pounds in one gear and
I just don't say anything.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
You want to know why they know?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah? Who care? I'm aware?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, I feel this little sexy snug shirt sitting on
my belly right now.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Listen, you're a thick.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Suck Green Day with a song not approved for the Purge.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
When I come around, Yeah, I didn't know those came
and curveball form.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh what is it going around?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
It's got a nice hook to it. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You know what's better than everything that you're saying right now?
I will voluntarily up to be drafted into the inevitable.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Human versus Robot war.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And this is just one of the first strikes from
the robots, and it's a bad one. Japan's leading beer
producer is dealing with a major cyber attack.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Are they getting drunk?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
No? That has disrupted operations and triggered a nationwide shortage.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Popular super dry beer.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
The company is now manually processing orders.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's right, manually. Let's go humans with hands and with
hands and pens. But their efforts might not be enough
to prevent many stores in Japan from running out.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh what treasure is prayer?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Luckily they have soake. You gotta have something else there,
but how terrible. But really that's what's going to make
us pay attention to this whole robot issue.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Have you ever been sak drunk before?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
God, yeah, it takes a lot for me, but it's
so we Oh no, we did go get Susi's.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
We did, but we didn't get saki though.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
We need to though, because that place that we go
to called Galko. If you're into it, they make the
guy makes his own sake there. Yeah, and he does
like different socca confusions.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
And yeah, I was in my thirties before I realized
it was supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Warm sometimes just cold take too, Yeah, it doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
To be I do like a warm Saki though. Yeah,
oh oh oh yeah, prayers for Japan.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Here's for Japan.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, I can't have a beer shortage.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That is literally how they get you. They attack the beer.
Then you have nothing to give you joy in life,
and then you're like, well, no point in living at all.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
We might as well let the robots take over.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And then they do it.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
They win the Inevitable Humors Room.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War. There are a lot of.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
People who are openly welcome to join us here in
studio on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
But miss Williams, the door is open.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I have my key card, you can have my lock
or you can have my desk on my laptop here.
She wants whatever you need, Miss Williams, just.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Literally anything anything.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Can I call you Haley? No, not miss Woods.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's got us right there, honestly got us divine refer
to her.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Do you think she deals with the same purge issues
that you have to do.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I think she probably has a team of people that
maybe provide a bit of a buffer there. I don't
think she's running her own social media accounts. That's fair,
that must be nice. That's fair can't relate because what's
happening over on my social media If you don't know,
dear listener, it is what I call Purge month, so
little context. A couple of years ago, my boss is

(19:39):
here at iHeartMedia, those corporate shills I speak.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
So fondly of.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Every day we're like, hey, you need to post on
social media every single day.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
And guess what, I'm a woman on the internet, So
you know how that turned out?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Great, right, can't stop posting though it's my job, so
in an effort to give myself a little bit of
respite for the rest of the year, but also let
you get it out of your system.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
I can't ask you to not be pervy.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah. I started the purge, and it started as a
way for you to call into my radio show and
just say these things to my face. But then it
evolved into a month long thing where I just post
the worst of the worst comments.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
They're not good, not at all.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Should I try to read this one? Am I allowed
to read my most recent one on air? I don't know,
because it's technically a scientific term, okay, science for science. Yeah,
I don't think the FCC can get us on us
for this because it's not using any inappropriate slang. Okay,
so what they said to me recently was I want
and truly listener discretion is advised. I want Maria to

(20:41):
freeze her discharge and throw it at me like a
frozen snowball.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's not an FCC violation, but very creepy. It's close though,
It's it's it's close. I have so many additional questions
as to do you want any of theirs?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
No, no, don't ask them.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So that's what's happening over there. So steer clear of
at Maria Palmer Radio.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
If you want.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, that's how that works.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I feel like you need to watch your eyeballs anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Think you just challenged all of Chicago. But okay, I
know what I've done, all right.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Speaking of Purge things, Rocky the Rooster has gone goth
one thousand dollars from our big black cock coming up soon.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, I'm just staying.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It is the morning mash pit. And wow, I didn't
get to see Oasis this summer. I'd have to say
those biggest concert of summer.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh it had to be. Yeah, they're just legends. Yes,
And that return toward the fact that they even made it.
They did their summer dates.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
They did it.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
No punches that we have heard of anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I hope, I hope it was therapy and therapy worked
and good for them. I know they didn't know. Wish
we'll think.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Oh, but speaking of a way, since we have some
news from them, let's hit that rock newssha. We will
get to that. Matt Cameron, the drummer for Soundgarden jam
He posted a video on YouTube of him performing Outshined.
He's getting made to do some more drumming for Soundgarden
instead of working on that new music.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Right.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
A Living Color played their classic Cult of Personality for
Jimmy Kimmel's last show in Brooklyn on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
That's that on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Arthur Buck, the duo of Peter Buck from Rim and
Joseph Arthur, have released another video for their Arthur Buck
two album. Young Blood has announced a North American tour
that starts May first in Sterling Heights, Michigan, raps of
June thirteenth in Atlanta. Tickets on sale Wednesday. All Miss
Monday have released a new single and video called Lost Stone.

(22:41):
Tumple Pilot's Black Label Society seven Dust Pod and Saliva
have been added to the twenty twenty six edition of
Sonic Temple May fourteenth to seventeenth at a store Cruse
Stadium in Columbus.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
H oh, thank you. We have festival dates for twenty
twenty six already.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
SS like, well, it's October, my guy, there's only two
months left in the year.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Doesn't that one hurt all a lot? Yeah, we don't
love it.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Paul Bonehead, Arthur's guitarist for Oasis, has unfortunately been diagnosed
with cross state cancer. He put out a statement on
social media. You said earlier this year was diagnosed with
prostate cancer. The good news is I'm responding really well
to treatment, which I meant I which meant I could
be a part of this incredible tour. Now I'm having

(23:29):
to take a planned break for the next phase of
my care so I'll be missing the gigs in Soul, Tokyo,
Melbourne and Sydney. I'm really sad to be missing these shows,
but I'm feeling good and we will be back ready
to go in time for South America. Have an amazing
time if you're going this month, and I'll see you
back on stage with the band in November.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I love when you've got a positive prognosis, so when
you catch it at the right time.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Also, what a damn badass.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, like, hold on, pause this tour, which is mentally
and physically exhausting in and of itself. Let me go
do some cancer treatment and then I'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's like pausing your marathon to go for like a
six mile swim and then be like, all right, let
me just resume said marathon. So a triathlon, No, that
would be a bioth on. There's that third sport there.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
All of this.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And other rock news you can get up at Rock
nine five five.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Come here on the morning match bit with Rock ninety
five to five. We have no shortage of new artists. Metalicia, Metalisha, Metalisha,

(24:49):
Enter the Sandman. You want to look them up there
available on.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Napster, not during purge months. Don't enter Sandman.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
They'd be real dry. God, oh oh yeah it would. Jesus,
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
There's a dune image there to be had of the sandworms.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah. Yeah, like that's not a popcorn bucket. I want
to see you had an event this weekend.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Stuff this weekend.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I got to hang out with puppets and a dinosaur
band and a guy that does ads for a living,
but not in the way that you would think you
were at Chuck e Cheese. Nope, I was at Beat
Kitchen performing with Fleeced. Okay, they're at Cast of Puppets.
They do say inappropriate things like this, think like Sesame Street,
but for adults, I'm in. Yeah, they're great. Manosaurus also

(25:47):
was there. They did a live set. They were great.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
They are It's these two guys and the music is.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Very un ironically good, but they just perform it in
dinosaur masks because you know, Okay, welly wouldn't you do that.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm on board with this as I look them up.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
They are actually very good. And then yeah, I joined
in and uh we did a sketch where I played
a terrible Paul McCartney because I can't do an impression whatsoever.
And then I wrote a song about a suicidal octopus,
as one does.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Well, we're going to record that song.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I was going to say, are we going to get
a debut on the morning moshpit of Suicidal Octopus?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
We totally can. It's called the Ballad of Cridgled.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I'd listen. Yes, I wrote it, but I did not
come up with a concept.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I was about to say I didn't write.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
It, but I did. I was going to say, you
need to acknowledge your art, accept it.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I'm proud of the song. It came out really well
and it worked.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Did he get the room going though? Okay?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
So were you a puppet? Did they have a puppet
for you? Or were you acting as Maria Next two Puppets?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Okay? So both?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
At first it was Maria Next two Puppets, and then
we did a puppet making contest of the thing and
I got to like judge the puppets, and then the
winner was my puppet or then the improv thing. So
then my puppet was named Geraldine Geraldine, and at first
I had a voice for her, and then I lost
that with five second Geraldine gerald Daralde. I'm sure to

(27:16):
get that voice for her, gerald I think that's the
one for Geraldine. I should have been Geraldine's voice, but
I fell out of it right away because, let me
tell you, try to improv with a group of people
that you have an improv with before.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's kind of wild.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
And when you're doing it with puppets, you're in like
a straight line. So you're not making I gotta get
a jail Dene's voice, So you're not like making eye
contact with people and like having that chemistry to work with.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
So it was we pulled it off. Okay, it was
a challenge. So was this a drinking theater setting or
was it okay, cool beat kitchen?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
No, I mean like for the act hoss for the
actual yes, of course, okay, we had to be in
the green room. I'm not doing that. So actually it's
improving with puppets. Does that sound like a sober activity?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
No it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay, cool, Yeah, I mean yeah, we'll be I think
that they might come out to a Thursday.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Life Intrigue shot a drink maybe maybe on October.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Eighteenth, Yes, photostial drink. It's scratch kitchen, no scratch public house,
That's what I said. Yeah, in Forest Park. There you
go that place right after the casket raised.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh, I can't wait, cannot wait. Got some nerd news. Yeah,
movie update sequel that may.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Not happen for Fast and Furious. Oh yeah, I know
there's already ten, but what would they mean it at
this point? And it's time to york out. If you
were looking for Fast and Furious to be on time
with whatever their next sequel was, we might have to
sit and wait a little bit.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
No, I guess I'll just watch the other seven. Well ten,
excuse me, watch the other ten.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Fast X makes it tense.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Okay, So only issue with this is Fast X Diadley
on a cliff, hangar, stop it stop it?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
What just normal numbers weren't enough?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh my god, no, there's eleven Maris.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You're wrong. It goes the Fast and the Furious, too Fast,
too Furious, the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drip Fast
and Furious, Fast five, Fast and Furious six, Furious seven,
The Fate of the Furious, Fast and Furious presents Hobbs
and Shaw f nine and Fast X Hobbs and Show. Okay,

(29:32):
I don't I'm.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Ready for fathoo.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
We should name the next one Fathoo, Fast and Furious Fathoo.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Okay, I'll tell me about it.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
These delays are mainly because they don't have a script
approved yet, so the release date has been delayed. Also kidding,
Universal and uh, mister Diesel can't come to terms on
a budget for said movie. Vin Diesel, apparently, our Fast
X costs three hundred and forty million. Universal only wants

(30:08):
to spend about two hundred million on this next one,
where I don't know how they're going to do that
pocket chain, because then once you start cutting back on
the movie, you got to cut back on stunts, the
globe trotting around the world, and the eighty seven cast
members that are all needed now, because what is Fast.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
And Furious without the family that has been created?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yep, the family of overly masculine bald dudes.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
There's a lot of women on the team too, and
they're so hot they are. Yeah, they did a great job.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, stage looking women there not allowed.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
One of the things that was up for thoughts with
Ben Diesel was bringing Paul Walker's character back, which.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Hey, no, leave it, yeah it let Ben has been taking.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Care of Paul Walker's daughter her entire life, walked her
down the isle at her wedding. He's been there, supportive,
continue to be supportive. Yeah, don't bring Paul Walker's character back.
I don't need cgi Paul Walker walking around. Just give
me the willies watching.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
This movie that that don't ring around even you couldn't
just say walking around.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Well you said that part, so whoy.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
But I just repeated, repeat it for comedic double down.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Double Down. It was our corporate chills radio name back
in the day, Compact.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I have additional questions, but I do want to ask
you eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. Are
you excited about another Fast and Furious and would you
entertain Paul Walker's character coming back?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
And also eight four four nine ninety five fifty if
you think we should name the next Fast and Furious factor.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I know you love us me, but you love Rocky
even more. We're bow let's call it twenty minutes away
from that keyword. Your chance to win one thousand dollars
to you know, do the adult thing groceries bill.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
You got a.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Bouncy castle on Amazon for eight fifty. That's money left over.
That sounds like a solid buy.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
That sounds like an ACL tear.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
That sounds like an with your spouse. I'm about it, buddy, spouse, roommate.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Whoever you're splitting bills with that's not going to be
happy that you bought a bouncy and Rest and Peace.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Speaking of Rest and peace.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Right AID is officially out of business, which is crazy,
because yeah, I guess that's right I can't remember the
last time I saw a Right Aid.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's always in another state. I feel like there's not
there's not many around Illinois.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
There's none anymore anywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah. They announced their remaining locations closed last week. The
chain was founded in nineteen sixty two. At its speak,
there are around five thousand right aids across the US.
That actually seems like a low number. Maybe I'm making
that up, but you have They went bankrupt in twenty
twenty three. They still had two and a half billion
dollars worth of debt, so they had to go bankrupt

(33:07):
again just spring.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's not.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Cool that they can like just go bankrupt and still operate,
whereas if you're in.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
To try to like your screw pay your fees back before,
you just can't survive anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
They're God. I remember going into write it and like
getting a pack of cigarettes, which was so messed up.
Remember when pharmacies used to carry cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
They still do Where Walgreens.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Does Walgreens still get no? I think that they stopped.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You gotta get them from behind the counter. You gotta
ask about it.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
They still sell cigarettes Walgreens.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I know the CBS and Walgreens out war.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
They were supposed to stop that like years ago.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I think they were just putting different spins on it.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Like they're okay, says that they're gradually phasing it out globally.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, they're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
They still people are still paying twenty dollars a pack
for cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Well they're addicted.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, that's not going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Okay, Yeah, so you can't get your cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Essentially, what's gonna happen is CBS and Walgreens and the
like are gonna get rid of cigarettes and replace it
with video game machines.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, slot machines.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
While you're waiting on your prescription.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It was just like CBS coupons.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Oh my god, six dollars of extra care.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I actually don't hate that at all. I do waiting
in line for a flu shot and just let me
throw a few dollars in a machine real quick.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm gonna play Candy Crush on my phone like a normal,
well adjusted adult.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Wow, it's nice to hear some new music on rock.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I'm not we are really throwing down the new music
these days, new upcoming artists on a small independent label.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
This is bone Ve. Now here's a bit only plug.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Plug during purge mon, Yeah, you got about twenty five
more of these.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
And pit only plug. You're gonna plug your pits?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Oh no, that doesn't sound comfortable, not great. Eight four
four ninety five fifty. We're gonna play Fun to the Head.
It's just myself and Maria today, only two choices. Michael
apparently got lost at Jack's Pumping pop up, went there
over the.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Weekend, got stuck in a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, he's stuck in a pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Over ten thousand pumpkins on site, and got a boozy
bar ax throwing which he didn't have to get out
of said pumpkin. And I'm assuming there was a corn
maze involved in Michael's disappearance as well.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Probably wandering around there with a pumpkin on his head.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Gouy, I gotta get to my show.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
If you want to play Fun to the Head, this
is a trivia game where you answer questions. Take myself
for Maria hostage and we get shot with nerf guards
eight four four ninety five fifty b Collared ten and
now Fun to the.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Head on Rocky.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Are we speaking with Chris Chris Hey Okay, we go.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Okay, okay, I was like, I know your phone is working,
but here you are welcome to fun to the head, Chris,
how was your weekend.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Spectacular? There you go, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
So you got a four pack of tickets up for
grabs for Jack's Pumpkin pop up. They got the booze,
they got the pumpkins, they got the corn maize, and
it's all on two acres over at Goose Island. But
you got to answer some questions for us.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
First, you could call it amaze, mase good becaus like. Second, yeah, yeah,
because back.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Okay, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Although, thank you, so I can pull different kind of corn.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Thank you. Maria.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
You're all right all right Chris to start thinks off,
you gotta pick myself for Maria.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Who do you want to take hostage today?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Okay, okay, I know because he knows I'm the smart one.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
That's exactly save him, Chris.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
That's right, Yeah, that's what he was going for me,
all right. Question number one, what is the most popular
favorite color.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Blue?

Speaker 5 (37:32):
There you go, very good, Chris bought a big bot
a bib. Did you know or were you just reaching
on that one.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, all right. Which member of the Morning mosh Pit
is out today?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I gotta this is the first time I ever listened.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Well, welcome, you.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Got the first time to the Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You might want to go for that save then my guy. Yeah,
let's say it all right, our boy Micy is out today.
That is correct, Chris, is a good time to be
tuning in for the first time. This will be the
most peaceful you'll ever hear this show.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I would love a first timer.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right, nice to pop that cherry.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Let's go. Third question, You get this right? You got
the tickets to Jack's Pumpkin pop up. What day of
the week does holiday land on this year?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Halloween? Halloween?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
What did I say said holiday?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Halloween? Halloween?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
What day of the week does Halloween land on this year?
You got it?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
He's counting.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, I don't know what, Matt.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
You just pulled off on me, mispronouncing Halloween as holiday.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
But you got tickets?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, all right, Chris, Chris selfishly selfishly again, say that again.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I promise I'll keep listening. Yeah, yeah, I stick out.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Well, you're part of the family, but now you're part
of the family.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Now you stay here.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
You live here selfishly. How did you get here? What
led you to us today? I mean I just moved here.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I've been looking for a good radio station, and you guys.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Have been in hell.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I love to hear that, Chris and praise. Tickets in
your hockey for Jack's Pumpkin pop up going on through November. Second,
Like I said, they got the pumpkins that acts throwing
in all the Halloween fun for everyone else that wants
to get their tickets. Compet on over to Jackspumpkin pop
up dot com.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
It is the Morning Match put on Rock ninety five five.
We are a duo and not quite a sprio today
or no, we lost Michael.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
In a pumpkin patch and he took your beard with him.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, you seem shocked when you saw that. I had
to shave today.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I've just never seen you without the beard, and it
was off putting. Yeah, oh literally never really. Yeah, you've
had a beard the entire time I've known you.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I guess in the times where I was doing my modifications,
we were in between hangout.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Have you ever fully modified in the last five years?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, I've done a clean face.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, okay, well, yeah, I haven't seen it that must
have been when I was doing my night show. Yeah,
we were wait for not hanging out. We weren't cool,
And I think that I would also again like to
be away from people, not just because of Purge Month,
but because the latest craze for women in Russia is
pubic hair wigs.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, like wigs four.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Not made of pubic hair, well, I guess technically made
of pubic hair, but they are literally a.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
For huh so yeah, hold on, mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah, you go ahead and you process.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
That laser everything out.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
That's why they're doing the wigs because a lot of
women don't have anything down there because they've done the
lasering thing. So they have to have a wig because
I can't like grow it out. Some of them don't
want to grow it out because it's itchy. They don't
want to deal with that problem.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
So putting a wig on is going to be better.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
There's so many weird implications here. Number one, if you're
putting a wig on it, that means that you would
intend it to be seen.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
That's too much effort for what a man as soon
as he sees it, he's just gonna go for gold.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
You know, he doesn't really care what what's not going
to stop him is, oh, there's not enough pubic hair
down here.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
I guess I'll reverse course and not follow through.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
You know what, I actually brought a few wigs of
my own. I'd love for you to try out.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
No, absolutely not, So there's that part of it. But
then also I'm not doing that. That's disgusting in his
perge month, Actually, you can't talk to me like that.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You don't want to try my wigs on? No?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Is it made out of your beard hair?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But the other implication of it is okay, saying you
do have sex with your pubic hare wig on, that's
not staying on the entire time. There's too much friction
and rubbin happening down there. So at some point, either
the wigs just going to disappear and then that's a
whole question of what did I do to her or
it's going to.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
End up on him.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Ham mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Double bush.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
That's hot.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
That's really hot and not oh hot and sexy, I
mean hot temperature.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
And I call it wa the second bush.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
It is the morning match Fit and we are ninety
five minutes commercial free for the first time today. We
do this two times a day with cleaner at four.
But we want you to hang with us right now.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
We are DJs.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Bum bum b b bum bum bump bum.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Oh that is nice. Hey, Mit has made a battery
out of concrete.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
E squeeze, Yeah, concrete.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
We'll get into the science and nitty gritty a little bit.
So it's called electron conducting carbon concrete. It's made by
combining cement, water and ultra fine carbon black and electrolytes
to create a network inside the concrete that can hold electricity.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
It sounds like magic to me, but.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Basically they'll be able to turn things like sidewalk slabs, skyscrapers, walls,
bridges into giant batteries.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Everything is computer.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Which is fine because we need those, yeah, because of
renewable energy or whatnot. But like, is there a way
where we can use the physics along with battery where
walking on said back produces enough power that force that
it's charging as people walk across it, and then we

(44:08):
have renewable energy.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
They have that in Japan.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I think I haven't seen those. Okay, so they've made
it's not the concrete. It's actually a totally different thing. Okay,
they've basically made sidewalks into like this little floor thing
that you can step on and it like presses like
a button, and that pressing is in and of itself
the energy creator something. More people walk on it, the
more energy it produces.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Mm.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
So just a reminder from scientists that clean renewable energy
is just ready to go whenever.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I bet the thing.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I think this solves a problem because they never batteries
were the issue. It was either too big, they didn't
know where to play it, how to hide it.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
And now we go to a solution.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, you can do a whole wall. Oh my gosh,
maybe we should build the wall after all. And this
says that it stores to kill a lot hours, which
is enough to power or a refrigerator for an entire day.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
So far, so we can do things.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
This is technology. I want to get behind things are. Yeah,
you want me to get in front of the technology.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Whatever we're into. Man, I'm not affimraded. Okay, very bold
of you to say. During Purge month, I'm sorry. I
like that you started getting some comments on our Morning
mash Pit page. Yeah yeah, oh you didn't see them,
did I do? Someone left you some Purge comments? You know,
what how about I read them on air coming up
next on Rock ninety five to five. Does that work

(45:31):
for you?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Uh no, because it's sports, but we'll do it later.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, I think I should really going into sports. I
think that's a really good idea. That's also, that's not
what's next.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
It's bad in the sports next.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You're the one that made the show sheet today, my guy.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'm not saying I paid attention to it. I was guessing,
like what it was a wild guess. I knew we
had two things left before text time in the clothes, and.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
All I know is I get paid to speak, not
to listen.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
So I don't do it. We don't do it exactly, Maria.
As it is Purge month, where is Wicked Guardian sit
on the list of songs on the approval list.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Wicked Garden for Perge Month?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
But that's fine.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
What the issue be was, I was just I.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Think I was thinking a little too far into it,
like a Wicked Gardens just filled with all kinds of
bushes and such. But wow, I'm sorry. Wow, it was
an inferred thought, not just a literal thought.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Okay, so go ahead and say your prayer to Catholic
Jesus to forgive you for your sin so that you
don't go to hell real quick, I'll done. Okay, okay,
good moving right along away from those disturbing comments to
the disturbing headlines in the news that make you want
to die every single day, just like my comment section does.

(46:51):
The corporate chills told me to just put a positive
spin on the headlines.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
As if that's an easily achievable thing to do.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I was like, yeah, all right, I'll just do that,
and so I have this is bad news bears. Two
teen girls went for a bike ride and we're fatally
hit by a car. Now another teen faces murder charges. Yeah,

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just that whole thing, and we kept going, you know,
a long sentence. Man beaten to death by bat wielding driver.
I know, it's like you had a car, why use
the bat?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
And gets better than gun?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Maybe use your turn signal?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
One dead, five injured after nightclub shooting.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I feel like that's almost typical at this point.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
There's a pun to be made about taking shots at
the club, but it feels very inappropriate, so we're not
going to make it. Correctional officer allegedly took inmate off
grounds sexually.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
As altered her.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Orange is the new black.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
It's not correct, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
A hold on.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh, there's a group of baby Bears that were assaulted
by a slew of brewers on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Oh no, in the cubs. The baddest of the news Bears.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Politically correct cover band would be Firearms Incarnations. It's ropping
ninety five to five. We have a special guest in
the studio. Hey guess I'm stabbing westward in mid days.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
We'd love a guest appearance, Walt, what's going on.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
With breaking news?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Hold on? We got breaking news, breaking news.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
All right.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
I've been sitting on this piece of news for a
couple of weeks now, and it's like I thought it
was going to drop at ten o'clock today, it's dropping
right now. So I want to get this news out
here so that everybody can be amped about this. Okay,
there's a band that's been away for about ten years.
Oh and they're coming back. And it didn't think it

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was ever going to happen, but Rush is coming back.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Stop it.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
They're going to celebrate their fifty something reunion, celebrating all
things Rush and the life and times and music of
their late departed drummer Neil Perk.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
I was about to ask, who's going to be drumming.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
Oh, German composer drummer name anaka Niles. I just listened
to her play She's Got the chops Hell. Yeah, you're
going to be blown away by this and the way
the band has worded and phrased everything.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
We're going to get into this all day to day. Yeah, But.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
They are looking at it as just a way to
honor Neil and all of his contributions. And he's got
the backing of Neil's family and the state and everything,
so it's like everything is there. They did some serious
soul searching him and Alex Getty and Alex and they're
ready to do it. So they are coming for two
shows at the United Center and it is going to

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be on Thursday, July sixteenth and Saturday July eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay, and you can The general on sale is October seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Interesting that the dates are far apart, not back to better.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
There's just a day in between, gotchach. You gotta take
a day to breathe and enjoy and enjoy the city.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
And maybe there's a baseball game, because we all know
Getty loves baseball.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You never know, but it's exciting.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Rush back on stage playing all things Rush and so today,
not only are we going to give away a pair
of tickets, we're going to do that during the rush hour.
Fun in the noon hour we're gonna be taking instead
of the cellist is going to be the Rush hour,
and it's all gonna be loaded with your Rush requests.

(50:55):
So get those ready, start sitting them in on Text
eight four forty fifth, and we're going to put together
the Rush Hour and celebrate all things Rushes. They're coming
back playing Chicago next summer. Can you can you come
and pop in with great news on a more regular basis.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Monday. Indeed, I have decided that Rush will be studied
in about oh ten years time in ap lit classes
just for their lyrics alone.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Seriously, Yeah, it needs to be done.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
That is modern day Shakespeare up in here.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, So look forward to Rush Hour with Walt and
don't forget to text eight four four nine by nine.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
The bell, Oh just.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Gives me shivers. The bell like the Purge bell. I'm
like expecting text to just pop up in it to
be just the filthiest thing you've ever read in your life.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Well, texts are coming, don't say that.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
They're arriving.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Is that better? I think so?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Is it that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Text are arriving?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Well, no one who say it in the registry register?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Then yeah, anything's gonna sound dirty. What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Spot It sounds real weird. When you put yourself it
was like, that's what two idiots sound like talking about sports.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Mark Sanchez, former quarterback in the NFL and announcer, had
a wild Saturday.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Reports came in that he was stabbed in Indianapolish and
was in the hospital with serious injuries. Then reports came
in that he got stabbed as somebody was trying to
defend themself from Mark, as he was heavily intoxicated when
he attacked and threatened the gentleman who was trying to

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get into his delivery truck. And people did speculate that
he was intoxicated to the point he was trying to
get into his uber, but then when they found out
it was a delivery truck, it just didn't make sense.
We have seen photos on the Internet of the other
gentleman who was involved, and he has a gash in

(53:06):
his cheek. Where he was cut, and the one quote
that got me was, this is what he looks like.
Imagine what Mark looks like right now.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
The other guy.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yes, he did get stabbed in his chest in critical condition.
I'm assuming that's been upgraded at some point. But it
was also wild because it was just like the things
we were hearing were very quick, and it was like, Oh,
Mark's in the hospital, he got stabbed.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Oh, Mark's getting arrested. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I went from Mark's the victims, who oh Marks the perpetrator? Oh, okay,
delivery driver sues him.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I don't know. I think people are trying to figure
out if they're going to be able to get video
access of what happened with this or what. But like,
hopefully the gentleman heals and it's going to be okay.
He's got a gash in his face. He's not going
to be okay. But I really am intrigued to find
out what was going on with Mark Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Mark pick tip, I hate you.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
The Cubs imploded on Saturday, and it was it was
a home run in the first inning that got everybody
going from Michael Bush and then the Brewers, you're kidding me. Yeah,
his name is Michael Busch bush s early. Yes, cool.
Then the Brewers tied off six in the first inning

(54:23):
and another three in the second inning and it was
nine to one. It's just like, oh oh baby, the
Cubbies were not ready for this one.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Did we think that this was gonna kind of?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Rbs are a good team, but it's a rivalry and
it's playoffs, so I was not expecting a whooping like this.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
It's just straight belt to ask. Chicago Fire won over
the weekend and a tie, holding their eighth seed as
they have one more game before they begin the MLS playoffs.
And in the most positive news about Bears, Yeah, the
Chicago Bears didn't hurt us this weekend on bye week,
and they'll be coming off of bye rested, ready to go,

(55:05):
hopefully maybe possibly a five.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Game one streak. I might be predicting.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
I might be overshooting a little bit, but the Bears
have a very nice lineup of games in front of
them as they move forward and.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Turn not to overshoots to So every time I say
something and I go oh, perge month, I stop myself.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
But then you say it, I'm allowed, You're a while.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I'm the one being victimized.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
This month.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
I should be allowed to participate as much as I want.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
It is the morning last on Rock ninety five five
Sweet Sounds a third eye blind as we made it, Maria, Yeah, dude,
it's only two out of three here?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Really worth third eyeblind today? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Help me do other three?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Anyway, it's texting. You were talking here earlier about how
it's predicted that we've reached the peak of social media
and it will be on the decline from here on out.
It already is everywhere else except for North America. From
the seven to seven three. I've never been on social media.
I've always said it was a fad, and from what
I can tell, I haven't missed a damn thing on there,

(56:22):
And you're damn right, except for movies and Purge comments,
and you're happy to miss that. From the nine oh five,
this is why I love this morning show. You are,
without question, the best on the radio. All the little
innu windows and double entendres that you sneak in on
a daily basis aren't the best.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
You're welcome, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
From two one nine.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
My daughter's wedding is on Friday. I hope to god
I don't get a nick that I have to take
all mine off.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
The pictures will be hideous.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Oh, because we were talking about Maris's beard shaved because
he nicked it and then it just looked terrible and
missed that. Five A am shadow, five A have shadow
reason like we like the call back from the six
three to zero. They go look for lost people in
the corn Mazon Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
So we'll get Michael back on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah, sends someone out, fine, I mean he's taller than
the corn.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Maybe, well, I guess.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Corn is tall. From seven o weight, we were talking
about how pharmacies don't tend to sell cigarettes anymore, but
some do. From seven o eight, CBS plan to stop
selling cigarettes, claiming it didn't promote a healthy lifestyle. Oddly,
they continued selling alcohol, which we all know is super healthy.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, both bad.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Then they had it also, Fatoo is a genius title
for the next Fast and Furious and I agree fatoo, but.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Like it doesn't fit the other context.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Doesn't it?

Speaker 4 (57:49):
No, they did furious.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Too first too furious?

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah too fat too food.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Amber says, I just told my husband about Rush, his
favorite band oo.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yes, Walt breaking into studio. We love Walt, We love Walt.
Coming into studio. But he about kicked that door in.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
And is liked. God.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
I got told people say I.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I got news, and he was right. He did have news.
Rush coming to the United Center for two shows.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Walt will have tickets for you coming up on Rock
ninety five five. We're going to have them tomorrow and
a Rush Hour and Rush Hour. Oh that is so
fun with Walt at noon.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
So look forward to that. This is exciting, I know.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Speaking of Rush nine oh five, I am honored to
hear you throw so much support behind the rock band
that is a Canadian icon. It's amazing for an American
radio station to peak so speak so highly of a
Canadian band.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
We give behind the Canadian right.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Especially when they're that good. Rushi is just an icon.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I'm not going to ignore them.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
And then we do have a Perge comment, I got
a premier.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Yeah you got this on our at morning mosh pit
on TikTok Yes, and it's not too bad.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
It's not as bad as my Purge comment.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Okay says next time Marris shaves his beard, I want
him to save the clippings so that I can make
a tea out of it. Hashtags spread the purge.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
How do you feel that was.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Not as bad as anything I've seen you put up there?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Oh yeah, no, no, not even close.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
But if you want some tea, I'll get some tea.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
And staying your dusk.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Our dearest Maris drinks tea in the morning, and all
the dusks at.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
iHeart are white. She was a listening. I'm trying to
clean them up.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Okay, sorry listening?

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Real?

Speaker 4 (59:35):
They want to sold the show by now?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
You spilled too many times? You spill the tea king, No,
absolutely not. And on that note, how should we want
to show Maria?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I just end it?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
You just want to end it?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Yeah, Mike, you'll be here tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
But should we give the people a little something of
what they want? Yeah? A little rush.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Today.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
I'm so as I at here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I love you, man, I love you man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
A Monday warrior mean me tried