Michael Sure Loves Ramen & It's A HeatWave

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Is sweet and well, okay, it might be a little
dusty Stevia. Mmmm, it's blendor.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, it's the morning mash Pitt offering you alternatives on
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm Maris, I'm Michael Mikey. Yeah, share with the class.
What do you mean you ordered some dinner last night?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh jesus, I'm embarrassed of this, and I feel bad
for the Uber driver. So I looked up I've been
on a little ramen kick it's you know, and I
was like, where's the best ramen in Chicago? So I
looked up on uber eats and it gave the best rating.
It was the top place, most recommended, top of the list,
and I was like perfect. So I ordered ramen and
like it didn't It didn't show up for a while,
and I looked up and I was like it was

(00:46):
The place was in Evanston, Oh my god. And it
was a fifty five minute drive one way for the
Uber driver and or Uber eats driver, and I feel
I still feel bad about it. I gave him a
twenty dollars tip on top of the tip that I
gave him when I ordered it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Do you look at like the time it takes to
for the food.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
To get there, because like, when I'm hungry, I'm like, okay, what.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Are you getting here?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Big factor and delivery.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
To be honest with you, when we get off the show,
many ramen places aren't open til noon, and that place
was open, so I was like, I was trying to
order from two other places that were closer, but they
were closed, and so I was like, oh, that place
is open, Oh my god, and it has the best ratings.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Perfect go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Two hours later, I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was cold when it got there. I can imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And this all leads back to my conspiracy that breakfast
food is propaganda. You should be able to order ramen
from everywhere at ten am agreed, Come on, we can't
live on hash browns and eggs alone.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't disagree, thank you. I've been eating differently a
lot lately. Yeah, everybody's looking at me like you're.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Eating dinner for breakfast, and I go, yes, you're eating
healthy though, like you're eating meals, like specially made meals
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Past tense. Okay, they weren't very filling, so I had
to get off that because I'm I'm hungry man. That's true.
I feel you on that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, That's one reason I'm trying to eat more ramen
because otherwise I just shove like pizza, like yeah, pieces
of pizza in my face. If I get a bowl
of ramen, that's about it, right, That's all I can eat. Yeah,
then I have an empty forage other than that. Also,
because I'm a single man.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I mean, I okay, if I don't have food in
my house, then I'm uber eating taco bell.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm being so real with you. Yeah, gets there.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I know. Oh it's so dumb, but here's why. Here's why.
Here's why. A it gets there in ten minutes. B
The talk about that I order from doesn't have a
drive through. Otherwise I just go get it. Oh yeah,
that's weird, right, And I don't want to like go
and park and then walk up and then you get this.
Leg's so hard, and honestly, I don't think anyone on

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the planet has it harder than I do. I am,
including all orphans and people suffering from disease.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I have the hardest.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
What am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Shah Marris, I'm I hear about the weather. Michael, do
you have some stuff coming up for us?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I do I have some.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I have actually extreme heat warning. Oh yeah, it's gonna
get hot, hot, and we'll tell you about it coming up.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Debt w U s Hi Weather with our air quote
Meteorologist Michael Scooby Doobi News.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Where are you.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Hiding from the heat as of tomorrow? As we have
an extreme heat watch going into effect at ten a m.
It is not only going to be hot, like the temperature,
but the humidity is going to be very high. Tomorrow.
I have ninety two. Thursday, I have ninety four. They're
opening cooling shelters around the city. We'll have more on
that tomorrow as we get there. But today actually pretty nice.

(03:50):
Hi have eighty six, so about ten degrees maybe seven
eight degrees warmer than yesterday. Fairly low humidity though, and
sunny all day except for that haze that we got
going on out.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Last evening was very very nice out.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It was awesome, wasn't it. Oh my goodness. I took
the dog out and I was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Unfortunately, Like I went outside at eight o'clock and I
was like, oh man, yeah, I was like, I want
to take a walk so bad at eight o'clock nowhere right.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Back for all of us who get up this early.
Is is everybody listening right now too? It sucks on
a summer night where it stays light out and it's
like seventy five and cool and you can literally hear
everybody out having fun.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like I look out into the park and I'm like,
everybody's still up doing summer things, and I'm going to
medicate myself so I can go to sleep early.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's the only bad thing about the blackout curtains, because
I'll be I'll wake up from my nap and be like,
oh it's late and it's dark. Nice to get my
sun is shining on the other side of that.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
So yeah, beautiful day today. Maybe get out and have
your lunch outside. And then tomorrow extreme heat is on
the way.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's Shark Week. Hell yeah, and we're going to talk
about some of the crazy programming they've got on the
Discovery Channel next on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Last minute concert tickets added for the show today. You
want to go see Seether on their upcoming tour, be
here in the eight o'clock hour. Just stay here from
then until now we're Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's
rock station.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's Shark Week. Yeah yeah, and it's a great moment
of the summer. Discovery Channel gives us all this great
shark programming that we didn't know we needed, and yesterday
we missed it. Great White Sex Battle.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I well the band could still get it up. Good
for them.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's they basically pin female and male Great White sharks
against each other in competitions to see who is the
inferior sex.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh yeah, that's a lot of sex battle.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
No I didn't. I thought you meant something else.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, this is messed up. I know what I want
to watch. I want to watch sharks banging.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
The titles are a lot misleading, but it's Shark Weeks,
so I don't know what you expect. Like they could
have titled this one better Great White North Invasion, like the.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Discovery Channel. There's a better way to phrase that one.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
On Tuesday, they also have how to Survive a Shark
Attack Like that A motivational speaker speaks on surviving a
bull shark attack himself. Wednesday gets fun. Michael get in
on this one. Alien Sharks death down under Biologists goes
into the outback and down Under, or to go into

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the dangerous waters as he's looking for two venomous alien
sharks that have been that he had to cut through
red tape to go find. I don't know what makes
these sharks alien deep like extra deep, you know how.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Battle.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hey, Matt or Sebastian, my Australian boyfriends, if you could
please send us.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
A walkie talk back on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
If you'd like to participate, your listener, I would like
to hear you say Shark Week in your Australian accent,
because I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Also, let us know what alien sharks are. That would
be great.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Shark Week debuted in nineteen eighty eight, thirty seven years ago.
It is the longest running cable TV event ever. Love it,
especially when they have frankin Shark. They get a team
together to cgi cobble together an apex predator in the
variety of shark.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
They have Florida's Death Beach.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's just every beach in Florida.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
The title actually sells it very well. Just encompasses shark
attacks in Florida and they up the week with Attack
of the Devil Shark.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
On one of the Shark Week things, they had Michael
Phelps race a Great White.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Did he lose? My god, Michael Phelps with the shark.
That is a very valid question. I think they are.
We'll just say they both.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Michael Phelps to wrestle a shark.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I think we could do it.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
We can figure that out.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We can. That's great programming right there.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think so air Jaws became a Shark Week legend,
the segment featuring Great whites leaping out of the water
like dolphins. By the way, how cool is that those
videos and pictures because the Great whites are so big,
so it's like a whale, but a like scary.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's like Jaws.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I love Seal Massacre Week, so good.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Seal Massacre Week. I get it. I get it. Sharks
can detect a drop of blood from a mile away.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
That's a long way, dude. That makes me not want
to get in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I know some men who can do.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
The offspring will be in town on August sixteenth, sixteenth
reunion one Amphitheater with Jimmy Eat World of Newfound Glory,
and I cannot wait to see that one. It's Marison
Rock ninety five to five, Maria.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
The thing with all this shows is all the technology,
and like you tend to be in the stadiums, you're
kind of surrounded by it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
You know, you hit that tone and I know what's.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
About to happen.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It would be bad if all that technology got used
against us and an inevitable here have advices romant Wall.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
News from the front of the inevitable robot war is.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That the tone is that, the tone that was.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
The tone of A company called Faraday Future has revealed
its new van called the FX super One. It's a
rebadged Chinese minivan with a big digital face on the
front that can show emotions and even quote feel empathy
a car's car, a car's car. Indeed, yes, the van's

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face is supposed to interact with people, but details like price,
delivery data, where it's built, we're missing from the presentation
of it. Ere the company talked about super one architecture
and that drive guess drive prototypes that didn't have the
face screen installed. There's one other catch. What sounds like
an ridiculous idea of fair day Future still hasn't made

(10:31):
any cars, So this new van is meant to revive interest.
But we don't know if it's like actually going to
come to fruition.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I need them to figure it out because I'm tired
of having road rage. I need a whole lot to
have road rage for.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh that's incredible. You want to like throw glances with
your car? Yes, you should just put some eyelashes on
your headlights.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
No, I need more than eyelashes, don't. I don't want
to slow blink at the person in front of me
because they're driving slowly. I want them to see the
infuriated cars car behind them.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
It just I always thought this, This will heighten road
rage for sure, because now we can all communicate like yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Or it'll help because then, well people still have to
use their turn signal. You still have to use it.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, See basically the whole grill of the front of
the vehicle like, yeah, it's like a digital grill.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Back in my day, if we wanted a car to
empathize with us, we got a Volkswagen Beatle with a
little bit of magic named Herbie, and you would talk
through to us through the radio. Oh this isn't okay,
go ahead you first.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, it's okay. I was going to wrap it up like, no,
you go on.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
They're showing a like an example of an uber and
it has the person's name on the front of the car,
so you could sort of well, like if you're standing
at the airport and there's a bunch of ubers, you
don't got to look at license plates.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
You could just look at the front of the car.
I don't want people to know Maris. That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I was going to say, wad they're all unique faces.
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
It's not a face. It just says a name. It
says pick up four were oh oh, because they could
do faces essentially being helpful.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I'd still check the license plates.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
That's true. You gout that could be snaky, you.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Get in the wrong one, Like there's not a million
Marias in this world writing you already had an incident, so.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, that would have solved this incident. You wouldn't have
gotten the right so would have been in the same spot.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
He'd just put my name on there and he'd be like, no, see,
this was waiting for you the entire time.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, I don't like the face. I don't like the
face on the car.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't want to empathize with the cars because then
it's going to be a whole Okay, we need to
shut off the car because it's like, I don't know,
running into crowds or whatever whatever way it's attacking humans
that week.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
But then it's like no, no, please, don't kid me. Look,
I have a face and I'm crying.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
And then someone's gonna over empathize and be like I
can't just kill it.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's a car, and then it's gonna run that person over.
And then they went the inevitable human versu ro about war.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Down the old like a drifter, I was born to
walk alute.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You know the original lyrics say hobo oh yeah, which
is nowadays not.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
An acceptable terms unhoused.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
But also like drifter works so much better lyrically, it's
just a way better lyrics.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Really good. Well, I'm glad they made the change.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Examining lyrics at a high level on Rock of ninety
five fives morning marsh Pit not anyway.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, pat yourself on the back like that, geez, I knew.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You about a big about a boom.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
My guy, thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Maria ye law is coming up so close. It's actively
a week and two days away. I can't wait to
see corn. It's been so long. Real closer I get,
the more I'm excited to Bob or what is the
I can ever get their thing right?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh man, because they'll start before it's dark, but as
they continue to play, it'll get darker and darker.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm sure there will be fireworks. I'm sure it's going
to be twilight right when they start. Yeah. Oh, it's
gonna be so good. So yeah, last year was your
first lawa Michael, So, do you know the lore of
the buried alcohol? Yes? Okay, that was explained to me.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I would like to know the law the use.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
The attend that can't drink legally have been seen digging
up alcohol and I saw this in person.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I wasn't wild when the somebody told me the story
last year. They didn't say alcohol. They said, okay, well,
I'm just saying because it works either way.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I mean realistically, yes, you can do whatever you've got
and the technology is there with an air tag or
whatever it is. But fun seeing someone dig it up
in person, Like there's a group of kids you and
they had timberlains in the middle of a hot August
summer and they are just kicking the ground and kicking

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and kicking.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, because it's not like you can bring in a
shovel and.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You're not going to do it with your hands. You
don't want to look too obviously like they're trying to
like kick and beat or whatever.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It is, like they're dancing and they can finally get
to a point and they bring out this handle of.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
It was vodka. I forget which one it was, but
I was like, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
I can't be here, Huhnette, especially close to those kids.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Man. I was like, I gotta go. I saw what
I needed confiscated. Excuse me? Give me that? What kind
of nark? Do I look like security? They're digging?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
No security informative experiences.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Although where we're set up in the media area where
we do interviews for Lollapalooza, we always catch fence jumpers
and the fences have got higher.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I noticed that last year, and it's always wild
when they get caught. I saw over the fence because
I really I like listen, all right. I like getting
pictures with celebrities and stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I just do. I think it's fun.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
And I saw a machine on Kelly and Megan Fox
behind that fence, and I was like looking up and
down the fence to see if there was an opening
or whatever, and I realized quickly it's like twelve feet
tall and there's like barbed wire on top, and I
was like it was very tall.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
But I think the last time I saw a fence jumper,
like three guys ran and then one guy ran in
a bathroom. It's like, you, dummy, why did you stop going.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
To a bathroom getting into a like.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay bathroom. So he just went in there. Remember that
I had to go. So I was like, okay. So
the security is like, is he in here? I was like,
just right there, he's like a poop. I was like,
broke caught.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Well, finish up, dude, because we're waiting. They got the
keys to unlock the door and it was.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Lizzie poopin No, he was hiding. I'm just making sure, yeah,
his pants becausey're scared.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I will say it would be hilarious to jump the
wall at Lalla, just because you've really got to go,
like right now, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Those better places to go. But also we mentioned Chowtown yesterday. Ah,
I cannot wait for all the food. Yeah, it's it's
an amazing list, and I know I'm not going to
get to try it all, but then like I'll circle
things and actually try to go to the restaurant later.
It's just well worth fitted.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I don't think that there's another festival that has better food.
The food at Laala is so top tier and it's
all shit got go. Well, yeah, that's why it's top too.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
A couple of a couple of other quick things. Kidd
Apaloosa is back. If you're taking the kids, they get
a while area for them, and you can rent lockers,
reserve a locker in advance, and this year the Skunk's
honky Tonk because they're to hang out.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
My gosh, well for being on holiday. Green Day shirt
doesn't sound very relaxed. It's mornings on Rocket ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Boys. What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
As Maris and I shed a single tear this morning?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's fine, It's not fine. We have a lot of
games left that can't be worried about one or two.
It is fun to sit at the top and worry
a little, though. I like to stare down at the Plebeians.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yes, the Cubs lost in a bad fashion last night.
I'm not happy about it. Kansas City Royals beat the
Chicago Cubs twelve fort Wrigley it comes bullpen collapse. Ben
Brown once again gave up six earned runs over four
innings to the good News. Offensively, the top of the
Cubs lineup went cold when going zero for eleven on

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the night. Pete cor Armstrong sitting out with a Bruce knee.
I'm on, all right, is that what you want?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
No, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
This is awesome. I'm genuinely happy. The Chicago White Sox
beat the Tampa Bay Rays eight to three. They are
on a four game winning streak and they've put up
thirty five runs in the past four games. Whoa, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I just wanted to join in.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Thank you, Yeah, Vartis said. A two run shot in
the fifth is twelfth of the year and second homer
in two games. White Sox are rolling a little bit.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, we'll get you ready for White Sox Wednesday tomorrow
because we got to support them when they're good. And
you know what, I like this playing good now rolling
to the weekend for the Crosstown class. Oh yeah, yes, sir, damn,
that's right. Oh yeah, Oh, momentum is everything.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Do we want to make a bet on this one? Boys?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Sure you want to take the White Sox, I'll take
the cost.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
By the way, I just asked, it was a simple question.
We didn't have to say yes no and has to
take me up on it. I'm just asking innocent questions
over here. I'm not even stirring the pot. I'm not
even stirring the pot. I'm shaking it like a little bit,
but I'm not going full.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Stir Also, a little breaking news from yesterday and NASCAR
is officially a that for next year the road course
or the race that was here in Chicago will be
held in San Diego. And I believe if I read
ride on a military base, they're basically going to take
a big area and build a course out that way.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
You know what, that's the smartest thing they could have
actually that done. You don't got to close streets, you're
gonna mess up the city. Yeah five sitt Nascar. I
would like to thank you for helping repave parts of
downtown roads. We appreciate it greatly. If you do want
to come back, I know some very specific suburbs and
other parts of the city that need to be repaved.

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You would appreciate your finest attendance in the future. Just
give us a few years.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
And veterans have to report for training camp today for
the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, and we'll be keeping an eye on all those
training camp stories because it's gonna be a fun.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
For This is the first time we're talking football for
real though, like we're like, oh, they're showing up.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
There's not a real conversation yet. It's but fall yeah,
we pumped and spice.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
It can't be a conversation because they're bears. Bears don't
speak English.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
They speak bear sounds like raw.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
That was a dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Okay, that's better, that's close.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Now here's a bit only there eight four four.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Fifty. It is time to play Fun to the head.
It's the tribute game where you answer questions and we
can help you out. When you take us hostage, we'll
answer a question that you don't know to hopefully get
your by and then if you get the questions wrong,
we get shot with a nerve dark or darts in
the case of Maria with her gatling gun. Up for
grabs today, ghost tickets, the Skeletor World tour coming up

(21:55):
on August first, and you also get qualified for a
signed vinyl I want. That's cool, but we're gonna give
it to you. Caller ten Hey four four nine, five,
five ninety five fifty me here to play Fun to
the Head and.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Now Fun to the Head on Rock Eddy fridy five. Yeah,
don't worry.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Tim? Yes? Hey, damn,
welcome to Yes, Welcome to Fun to the Head. This
is a trivia game where you answer questions. Take one
of us hostage to answer a question for you if
you don't know the answer, and if you get the

(22:38):
question wrong, we get shot with nerve guards up for
grabs today, are took us to go seek Ghost and Tim.
The first decision you have to make is who do
you want to take hostage? Myself, Maria or Michael. Maria, Okay,
let me get you gun. Marass thank you. I appreciate that,

(22:59):
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Let them shoot me. Tim, you better get these questions.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Right, Michael, you want to do those lovely questions? I
would love to. Okay, I got to clear.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
My voice as usual for oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
All right, Tim, what fruit do raisins come from great.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
That Tim was ready today? Good job, cheer it's cheery.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
That hilarious.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Good. It is hard to hear on these phones.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Be honest, sometimes we are hard of hearing.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Sorry Jim on the headphone.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Al Right, here we go. Yah?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Really?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Did you get an extra point for that?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Hey? They're Timbo? You ready for question too? Sure?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
God?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Which singer released an album titled nineteen eighty nine Got
she's like the biggest singer in the world. If you
have a daughter, you might be in two one Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, it's Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Remember you you can always listen to her. Well, yeah,
you can always call in a help to you got
you got a phone? A friend there.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Maria is your hostage and she can answer a question
for you.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Did Maria answer that you didn't ask for the same?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Go ahead, blame your hostage him.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
You go to form buddy.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay, all right, here we go. Question three?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Question three Jimbo, who played Deadpool in the twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Movie Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
What right?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Very good?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
You gotta get one more and you got the ghost
tickets and then we don't get.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Let's do it all right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
What is the longest river in the world.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Only got shot once. We got Jim's name wrong for
half the time. No, it's okay, it's alright. I can
take shots.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Now too local.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, that sounds like you like a rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
First today, my guy. Yes, But Jim, you're all set.
You're going to Got Skeletor World Tour twenty twenty five
at the All State Arena on Friday, August First, you
got a pair of tickets. Who are you gonna take
with you on this one? I'm not sure you okay,
you got a week or so to decide. You're also
qualified for that signed vinyl. But you are all set,

(25:49):
ready to go to go see Ghost. Everybody else go
get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com and a big
shout out to Live Nation. It is the morning moshpit
on Rock ninety five five. Don't forget. You can always
hit us up a four four nine, five ninety five
fifty text or give us a call and we have

(26:12):
the Waukie talk Back. It's the feature on iHeartRadio app
red microphone button. Hit it, record a message, send it
to us, and we'll listen to it and maybe play
it back on air.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
You could record a fart. I just thought about that,
because you can record anything. Just are you gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I could, but I'm not going to.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I might do Maybe I'll do a walkie talk back
fart before the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I
thought you might right now.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
No, no, I want I want a walkie talk back from Miking.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, just to set the example.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
You know, we lead by example on the Morning mod,
which is a little bit terrifying.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Hey, did you know that there's beach etiquette?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, I mean there's things you should not do on
a beach, like start a fire, don't feed the seagulls.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Beach bonfire is the best as you.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Never had, Like a campfire on the beach.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I hate the smoke so much. Well, I mean like
it blows in your face. Yeah, and the blows other
people are on the beach and you're screwing up their
whole time too.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Well, I've only done campfires like ony when we're there.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, at night, the only ones. Yeah, we've got old beach.
There's not very many people at night.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's like the bonfire top.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, alright, well, I guess I'm gonna get roasted for
any ramming a fire on the beach.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Okay, So beach behaviors Americans admit to doing the most.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Number one is peeing in the water. I don't know.
That seems fine to me. It's again, it's a big lake.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's it's one of those things you got to go
just the lake is fine.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
What are you guys talking about? You are out of
your minds.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
So there's one hundred people swimming around you, and you're
just gonna loosen no, no, I politely anyway?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
What I know? So many dudes I would just dive
underwater and open their mouths.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh my god, I think I don't know how to swim.
But I'm gonna go far enough and deep enough away
from you that you're gonna get a little bit of
a tricklet later.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
So you do a courtesy float float out into the water,
a little bit like fish poop in there. Right, I
get that, but I just think, I don't know. I've
never been able to do it. I've tried, but I
couldn't get it to color.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's awkward.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh you got a little bashful bladder?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Well, when i'm when i'm when there's fifteen people around me. Also,
by the way, I grew up with some white trash
and they used to crap in the lake.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, the grossest thing.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yes, the poop gross. Somebody said they were like a
peede in the lake. And then like this guy Jeff
was like a crapped in the lake. I was like,
I'm getting out of them.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Don't at some point the toilet.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
But Maria, what the fish poop in the lake?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, those turds are different sized, but the pea is
sterile no matter who it's coming out of.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
So I don't really care. Yes, that's true.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, and it's not like even touching air, just going
straight into the water.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I just don't care.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
No, No, When people get up and like shake their
towel off and the sand just goes flying through, it.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Gets your eyes weirdly. Not on the list.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
What else you get now?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Number two is drinking alcohol when banned. Again, I don't
care put it in a red solo cop. Just don't
be an idiot gonna be drunk. And also like I'm
gonna drink on the beach. One beaches are for every
country song has told me so Number three is taking
sand or shells.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Again, we're at the beach.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
What about the hermit crabs? Are the hermit I am
very much. I'm joking.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Let's talk about something really bad and something I noticed
a few days ago. Oh no, I could have do
the walky talk back right now.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
There's a cat. You go outside the studio to do it.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah, all right, I'm leaving garbage on the beach that
I saw a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Of that glittering is number seven on this list.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Number one after yourself.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Taking too long in the beach facilities is number four.
That's why you should just pee in the water. Loud
music number five.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
If it's good loud music, I don't care. But if
you got a weird playlist just not bringing everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
In, I was gonna say it depends on the beach.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
So I was sitting on a beach and I just
put on some reggae. Yeah, did some reggae vibes, and
everybody around was like, hey, can you turn that up?
So like, find that medium for the group around you,
or keep your obscure music quiet.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I was planning and playing go Jira at the beach.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
For that.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
So yeah, there is and it's not most of the
beach goers.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
They want beach boys, you know, and not picking up
after your pets obviously, Yeah, do that, littering.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Smoking or vaping.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
We're outside again, I don't really care. This is assuming
we're not right next to each other, right, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
And then don't don't vape and blow it in a kid's.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Face, feeding wildlife or sitting too close. Again, we're not
even talking about shaking sand from towels, and we should be.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
That's the real bad beach oticut.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Can you please feedback on the walkie talk backs about
the pooping and peeing in the water, because I think
more people don't.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
You're the one saying you want to You're the one
saying pooping.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You're one spot, You're one hole away from the boot.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's a very crucial hole, very crucial hole.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
There's a whole flash bridge there separating them for a reason.
The beat no other description. James Hetfield really singing his
heart out on Rock ninety five to five. In fact,
that singing style inspired by Chris Isaac's song Wicked Game.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
You know that one? Yeah No, want to lovea that one?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah yeah? Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Inspired Jimmy Boy over there that's cool. I know who
knew my inspiration. Yeah, let's do some rock news. If
that wasn't enough, I'm learning things every day. You're on
Rock ninety five, five only biggest and best rock station.
As the legal battle heats up for Jane's Addiction, other
members of the staff, tour and you know, like Roady

(32:11):
Crew are starting to speak up. This one coming from
guitarist Dan Cleary. He's very upset because he says, basically,
not only does this screw up the band's life, these
rich guys who have been playing music music forever yep,
but people like him in a one bedroom apartment with
roommates who are just trying to make it well. He's sorry,

(32:33):
not him, but he's talking about like the roadies and
other people on their team. Basically, he said it's a
big deal and that's why the lawsuit is going forward.
So other members of Jane's Addiction and their staff starting
to speak out about Perry Farrell.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I kind of wish Perry would just get some help.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
He seems like it's been a long time coming, like
he's kind of had problems for a long time.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I just feel bad for it.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Once you are who you are, it's kind of like
cooked in there's only so far help's gonna go?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah, do you guys if I said Buckingham Nicks, would
you guys know what I was talking about?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Sounds like a sports team in England.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
It's from a while ago before Fleetwood Mac, Lindsey Buckingham
and Stevie Nicks came together and they made an album
called Buckingham Nicks.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Recently they have been sharing song lyrics on their Instagram,
so like Stevie Nix will start part of a song
and then Buckingham will finish it, and so it's led
to speculation. Now a billboard has popped up in Los
Angeles that just says Buckingham Nix and has a date
on it. Still no official you know, is this a
re release?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Is this a tour?

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Is this something to do with you know, more of
Fleetwood Max sort of coming back together? What's going on?
Everybody speculating, But if you like Fleetwood Mac or Lindsay
Buckingham and Stevie Nicks, it sounds like there's something up coming.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Terrifying, absolutely terrifying. A fifty three year situationship.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
It is interesting, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Absolute? Lindsay if you don't marry this woman after this.
I swear.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I've never seen a man lead on a more eligible woman.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
So do you think you are? That's funny, it's fine,
I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Do you want to speak on it? Some more?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
So beautiful, she's so talented, she is so unique in
her own she is a goddess on earth. And Lindsay
plays guitar so well. Wow, he plays it really really well.
He's really really really.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Good at it, and that should not be understated.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Lindsay, she's a twelve out of ten.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
It's fine, I'm good, I'm cool, I'm chill. It's cool.
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
We'll keep you up to date on what's going on,
and you can keep yourself up to data with a
concert calendar and everything.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Rocket Rock nine five five, Child God make her silver spread.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
On Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Wow, I can't believe they stole Vanilla ICE's.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Baseline it, but they're key differences.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Old ways of life a dying out. New ways of
life will replace them. Gen Z and millennials are letting
some things just kind of die. One of them checks,
oh yeah, as an adult I've never used a check.
The closest thing I've gotten is a money order back
in my early twenties for rental deposit on a house.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I used checks regularly, and I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I wrote a check once, and that was when someone
was teaching me how to write a check.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Variously, I've just never had to wow.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Well, like I do.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I've done money orders and stuff like that when you're
moving to an apartment or something like that.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
But yeah, no checks.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I just feel like I regularly use checks, but again,
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
You guys still write checks in a check I've never
done that.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I need to order. You can't just pay your rent
like online.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
My landlord won't accept it because his zell got hacked
one time and then he got scared of technology. So
I just have to leave it in my garage.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
What else The China industry like fine China.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Oh yeah, they're like I don't know anyone under the
age of seventy with fancy plates. They keep locked up
in a cupboard that bought just to house those plates.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
They never eat off.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I know myself, I'm gonna break said plates and then
be mad. I broke some fine China.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I don't really do dinner parties, either as the thing,
or at least not with people that I'm trying to
impress so much that I'm like, it's my fancy plate.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I got people coming to with paper plates. I'm not
doing dishes. I'm not putting dish washer. My fine china's
from Ikea.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, no, kidding in person banks, yeah, yeah, because what's
the point I'll go when I got to talk to somebody.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
I had to get a money order the other day
and that was the first time I had been in
an actual bank in a year.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Probably. You don't even have to go to a bank
for a money order. You can go to like a
Walgreens or like.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah. Yeah. Jokes about hating your spouse, I think those
are dead. Yeah, they have to be, because just like ew,
why same in your head, says the guy going through divorce.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
His head.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Cards, like for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays other than Christmas cards.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I don't know anyone under fifty who sends cards. I
don't know. I still kind of like cards.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Maria.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
You gave me such a nice start for my birthday.
That's the thing. If they're meaningful. I don't like the
default card.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah you know what I mean, Like I don't need
it from coworkers that I barely talked to, like they're
going in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Sorry, like I barely know you anyway.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Wow. Co workers I barely talk to that are just
like the happy birth there okay, but not even birthday
because I would be more meaningful because it's fairy. But like,
you know, just like the stupid stupid ones.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
You know what we did when you're on a show
I was on and we should do this too for
the staff. We went and got like outdated like Easter
cards for Christmas, and we like repurposed them, so we'd
like draw a manger like in the easter basket and
put like Merry Christmas and send them to the hilarious.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I bet it was fun.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's see. That's different.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I like that a lot more than just like a
blank standard card. This one I okay says Cooking and
housekeeping knowledge. The older generations were trained in house household management, cooking,
and cleaning by the generation that went through the Great Depression.
Some of them still have a lot of institutional knowledge
and skills from that time. If you still can't got
your grandma as gosh.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
She makes those amazing dinner rolls.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Oh please, I don't take cookies. Don't let those recipes die.
We need those recipes for the future. I love a
great dinner.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Role can't Huber eats Mima's home cooking.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That'd be amazing. Oh my god, that'd be amazing. Who
knew in the year of twenty twenty five cold Play
would have the bigger a fair story after the food
fighters Dave Girl so bummed.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, if only they had discovered him on a jumbo tron,
you know.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh see, look at that. We can laugh at like
kind of terrible things.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Like these pego a little bit like we're all right,
we're good and here. But you know what we gotta do.
We need to keep ourselves informed. We're responsible citizens, we
are in touch with the society around us.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Sometimes those headlines.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Can get a little bit heavy, I will admit, But
luckily we have genius corporate shills who told me to
just put a positive spin on the headlines, and so
that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Bad news bears.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Father arrested in death of nine year old daughter he
had reported missing.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
That one got worse mountain.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Lion bites four year old on National Park trail injuring child.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
That's my question as well, trying to take a picture
with that line at mountain.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Maybe the mountain lion was having a bad day. Man
killed mother, foot, body and dumpsterha Okay, listen, we like
when you don't litter.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Let's digging.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Two dogs fatally shot after attacking a woman.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
So what was she wearing?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
All of this bad news?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Bears?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
We have to make this better. We have to make
this better. We have to make this better.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I don't think that we can. Here's a bit only
Oh we did get better.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I'm gonna try. Who can see either? And Daughtry gonna
be at a Byeline Bank aragon A ballroom on November sixth,
Then we want you to be there, Aller ten eighty
four four nine five five ninety five fifty. We want
we want call her ten to go and enjoy. It's
gonna be a great show. Had some see the news.
Who doesn't love dadgery? This is what hardly know her

(40:31):
devoice Dad Rock.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Essentially, if you checked the walkie talk back recently, Oh no, okay, okay,
I gotta check it right now.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Right, I think we should. Well, maybe we're waiting for
somebody to call.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, no, well, we got the caller. We're gonna get
We'll do some trivia with them, maybe the world's hardest question.
See how that goes. Potentially have a walkie talk back
from somebody not named Michael Milwaukee toot back. You can
record anything.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
On that, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Let's get call it rock nine. Are we speaking with Ken? Yes, sir? Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Ken?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
How's your Tuesday going today? It's a beautiful morning. I'm
on my way back from the grocery store. Would you
get us from the grocery store? Ken?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Chicken? Oh man?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
All right, Ken, we'll be coming over for breakfast. Yeah.
But Ken, before we give you these tickets to see
see their end Daughtry, we're going to give you a
trivia question, but we want you to experience something. It
is the walkie talk back? Is this new feature? Oh,
I won't say new feature, but it's a feature on
the iHeartRadio app. You pushed the red button, it's got

(41:57):
a microphone on it and you can send us a message.
And wouldn't you know it, somebody not named Michael.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Here it is you turn the music down a little.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
Hey, good morning, this is ser.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Well you're right, it was not Michael.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Well, okay, see how this goes.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Number I had to go hide in a studio because
there's so many people here.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Now, sorry, it.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Was a good one.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
I had to go hide in a studio because there's
so many people here.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Now, I'm so sorry. Oh you just want to go
home and cook your chicken and continue your day.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Can you fart on command?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
On command?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Can you fart on command? Is that an ability that
you possessed.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Only when I'm in the zone?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Wo all right?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I also feel like Ken is driving, so we want
him to focus.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
But I'm not asking him to do it.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I'm just asking if you can. I want to see
how widespread this ability is. I want to see just
how wide it is spread.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I don't like how you said that, but Ken, you're
going to see their do at behind bake haircut ball.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Bun smell as bad as the studio.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I officially think this is the weirdest way. We've given
away tickets on the morning mash bit.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
But tickets in the two I want to remind everyone
on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
There's the walkie talkback feature.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Smells a little bit over there right now, push.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
The little microphone down you could record what.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yes and if you want to be like Ken. Tickets
for this show go on sale at ticketmaster dot com
on Friday at ten am. Ken, you don't got to
worry about that. You got your tickets all thanks to
our friends at Live Nation.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Finally, some nepotism we can get behind. Bradley Nol's son,
Jacob now the front man of Sublime. I do enjoy
that he sounds phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I heard great.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah, No, it's like actually so good. You know, similar
Vein is Wolfgang van Halen. Also nepotism I can get behind, Yeah,
because sometimes it's not just nepotism.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's like, no, you got to learn from the literal best.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
They're great, and it's just kind of like it's almost
genetic at yeah, at a point.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
So yeah, anyway, we got an extreme heat watch. Today's
going to be all right, but tomorrow and the next
day are going to be miserable.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, And it's.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Most of it's coming from this new thing that I'm
just learning about called corn sweat. In my life, I've
never lived around a lot of corn.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It sounds not good.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Come on, temperatures over the next couple days is going
to get up to ninety two tomorrow, ninety four on Thursday.
But they're saying that because corn sweats, it's called transpiration.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
During extreme heat and humidity, each corn plant releases water vapors.
Now multiply that by millions of corns. Oh boy, let's
get in corny.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
All the corns.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
They say it'll bring the temperature up or make it
feel like about fifteen to twenty degrees hotter because.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Of the humidity. That's just sticky cor.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, this is going to be shucked crazy.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
So all around town the next couple of days they're
opening cooling shelters.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, you know, keep your AC kicking. Yeah, And it's
one of those things where don't fight it. Don't fight
it if you don't want to go to the shelter, library, mall, movie,
grocery store, anywhere that AC is functional. And if your
AC is not working, just get out and help. A
freak could go out in the lake.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I just think that they should have officials to make
sure corn sweat doesn't like go off the rails, you know,
like kernels.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
I want to, I really do. I want to give
you that belt.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
You're not gonna get me a keronel. No, Illinois is
the number It was good, But I just give me
an ear. That's good. Illinois is the number two corn
producing state.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I cannot stay in you.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
How do they know? Are they stalking us? Get her
the belt of that was even better? You're just breaking
the bellet. I got rows of these jokes.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, okay, that was good too.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
So yeah, I stop, I'll stop.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
You're not going to stop. Stop, You're not going to stop.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I'm literally stopping right now. Don't soil it.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, I'm just gonna give a line and see what
she can do. It might be ninety two, but with
corn sweat it could feel like one hundred and five.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Well, now you're just farming me for jokes.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
All right, let's keep going. It gets caught in weather
systems and blown right into the city.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
How are they even able to watch?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
This is? What?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Do they have a track? Sure? Looking to the tracker tractor,
it's a reach.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It's running out.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I'm running out. I'm running out. It's other corn terminology.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Maybe you could do this every day, like exhaust Marie
is this is kind of a fun bit.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Actually, I'll get lost like a maze. Oh no, we
gotta go, we gotta go.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
There's something that was very impressive, that last one. That
was like a kernel of knowledge.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, Colonel Earlier, that's.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
You new bell. I've broken this one.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Okay, you gotta work out those corn puns otherwise you'll
get husky.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Hey, don't stalk me. I'm trying my best over here. Okay, guys,
are you chat.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
GPT in yours? Because I'm coming up with mine off
the top of my head.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
You only have a list right now, and you're acting
like you're competing with me.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
This is BS.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
This is like that guy who is fighting the automatic steam.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Railroad with the hammer.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
I'm palding faster and I'm shucking answers.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
No chat GPT Pipe one.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Ninety five minutes commercial fore us next on Rock ninety
five five.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know. It's
a hell of a community service, I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Starting things off on a saturder note, yesterday we got
news that Malcolm Jamal Warner passed away while on a
trip in Costa Rica with his family. He got caught
in a current while swimming in the ocean and drowned.
Malcolm Jamal is known for his role as Steel Huxable
in The Cosby Show. Our thoughts are with his family.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
That's Awesome.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Hulu has announced that they are going to be bringing
Futuruma back for season thirteen.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Let's Go Okay, Emotional Whiplash, that Awesome.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
The thirteen season will drop on September fifteenth. If you
want to stream them all on the app, you can
get all ten episodes right then and there. If you
want to pace it out and enjoy yourself, they will
be dropping two episodes a week on fx X. I
think we all need to get a passport and head
over to Malaysia. Malaysia has introduced the double x L

(49:12):
frud at McDonald's. Oh I saw this yesterday. I miss
supersized fries so much. This is this is past supersize,
Yes it is. It is mentioned that it is.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
You should eat this with friends, yes, yeah, but you
can't have it by yourself.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's an extra wide box of fries.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
It's like a like if you put both of your
hands together and you were just it's like an extra like.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
A girthy box of fries. Fries only available for a
limited time in Malaysia and no plans for this to
come to America unfortunately, but I will shell money for that.
North Dakota City is being overtaken by ground squirrels. The
squirrels are burying under neighborhoods and ruining a lot of
people's yards and people are very concerned about this. I

(50:03):
want to say it's Minot is the town in North
Dakota right now. They're anticipating that the squirrels outnumber the
humans in the town. And some squirrels have even gone
in people's houses and started hiding in drawers, nestled.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
In kids, closed on nuts.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
That's been awesome. I'm so tired as well. I'm so tired, will.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Be able to give an exhausted ding until very moment.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
This is what you've done to me.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
It's like, yeah, here, fine.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
And then his bad news as it is heating up.
In Chicago, five million pools have been recalled after the
death of nine children over about fifteen years. You're down
backyard pools that you can purchase either at Walmart, Target,
Low's Costco, or Amazon. They are being recalled because the

(50:56):
strap on the sides of the pool. Anchoring it down
to the ground has made it easy for toddlers to
climb in and which has subsequently resulted in drowning. So
they are offering a new hack that secures it without
making it accessible to get into the pool. But you
do need to reach out and double check and make

(51:16):
sure that your pool does fit this recall. But yes,
go ahead and check that when you're trying to stay
cool these next few days.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
A lot of states require you to have a fence
around a pool. Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess I
would solve the problem, or at least help. Well, I
mean if your kids inside the fence, that's true. Yeah,
that's where a big part of.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
That's coming from.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Sense those kids in get an electric one. Safety first.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It's time to dart out, all right.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I gotta talk about Kevin Faige and MCU for a second.
And I'm apologize Michael, because it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I've already lost. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I literally said the guy's name and I went so
the head said, head of the MBCU, the James Gun
of the MCU, which is weird to say because he's
running out.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
He got very big Comic book NERD came out, had
a big talk, and the reason I'm kind of frustrated
about a lot of what he said is he's just
giving it all away. All these movies that are lined up,
everybody's pumped about the Fantastic for coming up, the new
Avengers movie, and it's all to set up a reset.

(52:30):
And we all kind of figured this information as comic
book fans. But the bigger side of it is, don't
tell me, let me be surprised. I want to go
to the theater, pay my twenty dollars and then on
top of that another twenty dollars and then another fifty
dollars for a popcorn bucket to sit through all three
hours of your majesty, and I want some surprise. I

(52:51):
want I want to be able to be in the
moment when something happens, versus I knew that was going
to happen. Apoil's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
He's just giving out spoilers.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
It's basically because he said it already, it's not a
spoiler anymore. The next or the last Avengers movie in
this set is basically going to reset the universe. So
Captain America is gonna come back. Iron Man's gonna come back.
A lot of dead villains are going to come back,
and then they can recycle through some of those stories
in a different timeline, in a different way and stop.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
This is what they do the comics. It's like, how
many different ways could we repurpose these guys dead?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
And it's fine because that's how the comics work. They
just come back. It's a mystical force or whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Nothing means anything.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Then you know, Okay, yes the stakes are lower, Yeah
the stakes are much lower.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
But it's just like they already told us everybody who's
going to be in the movie, so there's no surprise there.
There might be a few cameos. But the one thing
that I'm really hoping for our fingers crossed. This is
just a big misdirection. Yeah, maybe a huge misdirection. It
would be cool. It is all excited and angry and

(54:05):
just like, ah, he's doing too much, blah blah blah.
James gun is getting in his head because he had
one successful Superman movie, and then we're sitting in theaters
and we're all like, oh my god, he's amazing, but
just let us enjoy the movies. We're all excited movies
are back.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Let Chris Nolan direct a Marvel movie.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I agree with you, Marris.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
For the first time in a long time, I've been thinking,
I got to go see a couple movies. Yeah, I
want to see I want to see Superman. I want
Superman one looks c F one.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Marie and I are going to see The Fantastic Four
on Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Talk about mars Is nineties.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I forget adding to your calendar.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah, wait, you were supposed to send me a calendar,
and that's why it's not happening in my brain.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
It doesn't exist. Dear listener.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I can't work ahead, I can't plan ahead. If it's
not on my calendar, it's not happening in my life.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
But yes, Nerds eight four four ninety five fifty, did
Kevin give too much a way? Are you still anticipating
all the projects that are in front of us? Or
are you just gonna buy your giant fifty dollars popcorn
bucket and call it a day?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Like man, Does Captain America take a shirt off? Donam?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Probably fine? Well, are you getting a new Captain America?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Is he hot?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Is he hotter than Chris Evans.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I don't know if he's gonna have America's ass, but
we'll find out.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I'll find out.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Report back closing time, Open all the doors and let
you out it.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
You've heard of sobriety, but have you considered drinking ten
to twelve beers in one sitting?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
This is the dilemma Green Day.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Faces on Rock ninety five to five numbers may bury there,
but Billy Joe Armstrong is singing about how like who
wants to give into his addiction but also like doesn't
want to ruin his life.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah, it's good, the old dilemma.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Sobriety is good. We like Billy Joel.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Sometimes I would like a drink. Uh, sobriety is good.
Intermittently moderation.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
There you go for.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Meat making, yeah, I think some other big ones.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Earlier, we were talking about how we're dealing with our
meals lately. Oh my god, it's a mess.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I'm not dealing with my meals. That's the issue.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Well, I was on a good path. It was just
I had a meal service. It was good. I immediately
lost ten pounds when I did it the first go around,
and I plateaued, and then I wasn't full, and then
I'm snacking and paying extra money for all these snacks.
So I canceled it, and you know what, I forgot
to do go grocery shopping. Now I don't have groceries,

(56:45):
so you know what I did, grub. So yeah, we're
back in a vicious cycle. We lose those ten pounds again,
and it just I don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I keep deleting Uber eats from my phone and then
I just redound.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, it's just too.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I tried to be get quiet
and I heard my phone. It's fine, a little mouth
too from my internet. We want to retire that microphone
with different sense.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
From specific Would you like to let your phone go?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Yeah? Yeah, you guys didn't grow up as bad as
I did. Yesterday I did made an Uber each order
not thinking. I was just like ordered whatever, and it
was taken a while to get there. And I glanced
at my phone and the dude was on a fifty
five minute drive to bring me a bowl of ramen.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
You're ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
I didn't think about it. It said best Ramen in Chicago.
It didn't say Evanston. If it said Evanston. I would
have ordered it you were, you still would have ordered it.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
I love how often you're accidentally a princess, Like Princess
Mike really comes out to play.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
To tip the guy. Well, I was like, that's like
a half a tank of gas just to get there
and back.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
What's the gal going to do?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I wonder if he was are they were already in
Evanston and then they picked up the order, were like
damn it.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah, I thought even I thought, who accepts that order?
Like did you not check either?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Somebody who means that money?

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah, so that was wild man. Yeah, I know, I
gotta stop.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
I gotta just go because if I just cooked, I
would save so much.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
How any fresh? The dumbest part is I love cooking.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Oh you can't relate the cooking.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Hello fresh. They all the meals come in bags, and
each bag meal is two servings, so you get a
lunch and then you get a dinner.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Then later to cut things up you do have to.
I mean that's the fresh part.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I know.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
I know I don't like that either, But what I
do is they have like easy meals, so it's like
less than fifteen minutes to prepare this, okay, so it's
a little pastas and stuff so you can do it
real quick because I hate I just I'm yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Called myself being really creative, and I just started buying
cookbooks just different themes or like there's like easy men
meals or like you want to be more than me,
just a whole bunch of recipe that a dude would like, grill,
grill and stuff a whole lot of meat. And then

(59:05):
there's like a lot of elegant meals, and then there's
like I ordered a vegan vegetarian one because I was
just like, be fancy. I haven't opened one of them
to do a grocery shopping list, to cook anything, and.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
I just feel lazy, and I have all these books
just staring at you.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Every day.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
You're like, I need to do this, okay.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
But also a note should be that all three of
us live alone. True, and I think that that very heavily.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Oh, when I was married, I've made dinner for.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yeah, it's easier to go with two people. You try
to cook for one person, your produce goes bad in
like thirty seconds and then all of a sudden you
have to throw out in your retire refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
To go get some bread and do some PBS. I
got to leave the room for a second. They too, No,
I already did them. I apologize so.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I don't have to worry about an appetite. Now that helps.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yeah, we gotta go rockies up in a few seconds.
Are you saying your next chance to win a thousand?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
What did we just not say? Get that man to
a hospital and he has a hemorrhage in his hand.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I don't know how to turn a kit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
To get him to a hospital and be on Bad
News Bears tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Wah wah wah, oh ding, Oh boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
It's time for text time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I love text time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
We can always text us eight four four nine ninety
five fifty same number. That's the phone number to call
yep or as we saw today, you can walk. He
talk back on the many ways to get a hold
of us. Let's go to Andrew first, he says. The
McDonald's in Geneva sold the basket of fries. Not sure
if they still do, but it reminded me of being
able to buy the whole tray of fries back in

(01:00:48):
high school.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Oh my, the McDonald's in this building sells the basket
of fries.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Really yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, fun fact ten
thirty houses. Yeah, have the sauces ready?

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
From the two one for absolutely love the corn sweat bit,
I laughed out loud, Thank you guys, that's welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
That's Lisa in Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I am the kernel of corn puns.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
So we have people listening from Australia. We had someone
listening from Washington State today, Oregon, Texas, Oregon, New York,
New York. I mean, what is going on? It's weird too.
There's a swell, it's getting swollen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Is it swollen because of the corn sweat? Engorged if
you will?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I don't like it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Okay from the nine oh five Maria, your corn puns
are coming off smooth as silk tangs Man from the
four one three. I've always thought it would be cool
if you could put a family recipe on the back
of a tombstone. Walking through the graveyard to find dinner
ideas sounds amazing. I don't know about the last. Just
digitize it. It is kind of of a cute idea.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Type it up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
My mom always had a cookie that she made, like
around Christmas and it was like her own little recipe.
That'll be kind of a fun idea.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
All my relatives. I'll be like, hey, let me watch
you cook anybody, Oh, you can watch and them like,
what measurement was that? And they go, I don't know,
and dash that it was consistent. Yeah, And then I
did it and it was like, there's something wrong. There's
something wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
That's why you used parts. You know, one part this,
two parts of this, and then you don't have to
do units of measurement.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
But what are the parts? Yeah, Maria, what's the measurement
of the parts. It's all relative, So my part's different
than your.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Well, different parts pretend to match up quite well, though
about that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
In high school, you can always text us eight four
four ninety five fifty or call us eight four four y.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Feel free to send us all why I talk back
on the iHeartRadio app. There's a little microphone in the
upp right hand corner.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Forel free to push it, record something, including parts, and
send them right here into the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
That bell is exhausted today.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I tried to do a no look bell and I
didn't hit the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
If you want to destroy masswater, I don't like where
it's just going.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
You have no idea where it's going.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I don't like it, then.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Don't because I like this sweater. Well, do you want
to attack mass swetter? What is the hatred that you
have form?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Sweater? Aren't gonna get gone?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
No, you didn't go where I thought you were gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Where do you think I was gonna go? No, I
mean it's like sweater, I hardly know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Oh yeah, that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Oh, we have walkie talkbacks. It's the great feature nine
Heart Radio app.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
There's a red button you can hit and send us
a voice recorded audio piece. I'm tired of talking to Maria.
Oh yeah, this was my favorite part of the show today.
To start thing, we got this glorious one from Michael
and it is Michael Mason from the Morning My Spit.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
I had to go hide in a studio because there's
so many people here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Now, Captain Flatules, can I tell you something? So I
wanted to do this and I couldn't toot when I
was in the other room, but I knew if I
laid down on my side. So I'm in a dark studio,
there's people walking by, and I'm laying on the floor

(01:04:29):
and there we play one more time now that you
know where, I was like.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
I had to go hide in a studio because there's
so many people here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Now, the only thing that would have made that better
is somebody just burst in and oh, I'm sorry, and
then they get laughed, and then they just see you
laying on the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
The fact that you're like in fetal position, JA tune
into the walking talk back incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
All right, let's hear from some actual people enjoying if
you will.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yeah, they go.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
One of you need to explain to Michael how the
beach gets shut down a few times a month or
too much poop in Lake Michigan, so all those beaches
get shut down for e coal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
I just let him know that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Gross, ye, because I was saying I think it's gross
to pee and poop in the water, and you guys
were like, oh, like to poop in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
All No, No, Marie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
What you heard Michael, You're hearing questionable, But I believe
that that is what you heard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
You're the one justifying pooping in the lake.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
I didn't. I said I knew some stupid people that
did it back in the day, and I was like,
I'm getting out of this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I feel like you're drying on yourself, but adding honestly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
It would flow around your mouth snitching.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Okay, all right, let's go, don't get the water in
your mouth. Hey, good morning, y'all.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
This is Sergio from Seattle. I just want to let
y'all know that I stumbled across the'alls radio station a
bit ago, and it's a good thing I did, man,
because you guys rock. You guys are have hilarious and
I listened to you guys religiously ever since that day,
so you know, y'all keep rocking. Marius, my dude, stay
coold brother, the most beautiful, most talented, most gorgeous Rio Palmer,

(01:06:14):
love your baby, stay beautiful. And Michael will up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I remember you from out here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I hope you'll have shout out SURGERI yes, Surgery, please
listen to us sacrilegiously.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Yes, the Lord doesn't need to know what's going on
in the studio. Has he heard the walky talkbacks? They're
not good, we're farting them. There.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Here's another one, the Morning mash Bit.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
It's the morning show that as weird as you actually
want to be.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Love you guys, rock on, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I feel like that was a compliment I did do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I also don't think anyone wants to be like this
like the circus performers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
You know, you point and you go wa, I need therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, we need pills and our last one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
All A good.

Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
Morning, pick crew and to the rest of you, Rock
ninety five five rs. I hope you guys are having
an amazing What day is today? Tuesday or something? I
think today is Tuesday. Yeah, it's Tuesday. And Maris mayor
Bear mayor Bear. If you're trying to lose some weight,
you can come work on the farm with me. You know,
I'll whip that ash into shape right quick, I promise you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Oliver, it sounded like a threat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Shape.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Hell yeah, I think you should do that guy's workout routine.
Sounds kinky.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Yeah, I don't think it's quite Going to the farm
and doing work sounds like I like it. But yes,
give us all of your insane thoughts weet, we love them.
And if you can fart into the walkie talk better.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
At least get one ft tomorrow in that walk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
You talk about. Mike wants to please oblige Michael. The
juicier the better.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Oh, that's the fun of a surprise fart right is
you never know what's gonna happen, or it's gonna sound like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
There's not a whole lot of fun behind that, and
it's just kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Behind a surprise. Part part is where you do the surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
You live five minutes away. If I surprise too, and
it's a little loose, you drive home in its just goodbye.
At least I could bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
You go into your coworker's office, who you secretly have
beef with, but since your colleagues have to be kind
of cordial with each other, and that's that's where you
drop your surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
To make sure they're silent, like, hey man, all right,
we'll have a good crop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Justin Oh my gosh, we'll be back tomorrow. I apologize
for the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Walt, I think you today. We might be back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
No, it's white socks Wednesday. White socks are rolling, going
for five in a row, getting ready for the crop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Talk click sure, Michael, pardon everywhere they're going to fire us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
It's been a long time. If we bleed thet let's
do long for thing.