Monsters of Rock

The Morning Mosh Pit dives into Halloween mode with the Best Spooky Rock Music Videos of all time from creepy classics to nightmare-fueled icons.

Plus, we’ve got your HellsGate Haunted Mansion Giveaway, NBA on NBC nostalgia, Bad News Bears with ticket giveaways for “The Class,” and this week’s Nerd News and Rock News roundups.

Oh, and Dungeons & Dragons gets a chaotic new twist, Mosh Pit style.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Michael, Yeah, what's up.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Have you ever had like a piece of bacon that
was too bacony, like it was too pork tasting, or
like a piece of chicken that was just nothing was
really wrong with it except that it tasted just too
much like how it tastes.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
My dad was a hunter when we grew up, and
we call that gamey.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I guess is that what it is? I guess it's game.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's a little too much of that meat tasting. Are
we talking about right now?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You've never bitten into, like I don't know, a chicken
breast and like had a.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Bit of it, and you're just like, I don't know
that I have with chicken though, No I have with beef.
I have with like venison and different meat like that. Okay, yeah,
there's been gamy, but that's gamey. There's not like chickeny.
You too too, too porky? Oh yeah, that's true. I
guess bacon too. You want it bacony. The more bacony

(00:55):
the better.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, but what if it tastes too porky?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Like to me, bacon and I know the and his pork,
but they have two very different flavors. And bacon is
supposed to be salty and crispeople don't really taste that
much like pork.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
This is the morning mosh Pitt. I'm Marisa Michael, and
this is how we started our day. Fishy.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I get that, to the end of the to the
end of earth, that is. But I've never had that
experience before. Yeah, I've never had chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't think I have either. Yeah, I have a fish.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Like when it's too fishy, you know, and it's done,
like one bite and we're through.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
But I haven't had that problem with other means. Did
this happen?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's why Maris was just judging me for throwing out
like half of my bacon, egg and cheese sandwich that
I was just eating, and the bacon just tasted a
little too porky this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's in the garbage, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
While Michael digs through the garbage for a porky sandwich,
I'm sure it digging the purge that bag might have
been from yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't even know if this is real bad You
actually there's nothing in the garbage that's right, cool, It's
an empty garbage that's give us here. You're right, it
tastes weird. It's I don't know if it's too pork.
It just tastes funny. It tastes like fake bacon. All right,
we got five hundred dollars today. NBA on NBCs is
the thing we do on Tuesdays to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Weird Weird eight four five fifty. Text me if you've
ever had chicken that was too chickeny, because I know
that you get it.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's horrific.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
There's something wrong with it, like breaking apart in the
little pieces of my mouth. I don't think it's real bacon,
turkey bacon or sometime. Let's start there, Okay, sorry, anyway,
all right, we're good.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
See there in Daughtry Giveaways with Fun to the Head
where we have a meet and greet with Dawtry.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
That will be giving away. Maria is teaching this week.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah twice. That would be the second time this week
I'm teaching.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know why people trust. I'm so glad they
do though.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Well, we'll explain class a little bit later. And we
have a special guest in studio today, the.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Host in fact all class.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh my goodness, Chad the bird is going to be
stopping by in the nine o'clock hour, just for a brief.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Hello, Chad the bird is a puppet. Yes, so if
you don't know, you know, we say Chad the bird. No,
people think you know what? Actually, if I didn't know
was a puppet, how that? What would I think?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
What is this bird who talks?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's fun.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's a bird talking bird.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm sure the bird tastes birdie today, but we'll find
out when they come in studio.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You have to ask him about cannibalism.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
How is his chicken taste? I mean, birds eat other birds?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Have we not watched the Social network? Do we not
know that being and chicken to chicken is animal cruelty?
And Wardo would be shook. But I've seen farmers feed
eggs to chickens. It's the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And I've seen Andrew Garfield on screen have his career
ruined because of it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Weather's next? Yeah, boy, do I got Weather for Yeah?
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
My God, Chake aget him.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
We were younger vision with the ride. Michael's obsession with
clouds cannot be overstated. It went up to the cloud
and you can't get it down in the Nobody understands
the cloud.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's a mystery.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is weather bloud here and snoops tour bus today, that's
good d eight degrees another fall day. Today is gonna
be a lot less sunny than yesterday and breezy, which
is gonna make it feel a lot colder than it is.
But yeah, it's a sweat it's sweater weather. I love
swe too.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I love hoodie weather, and I am being bombarded with
all of the cool hoodies on the internet right now.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, it's also that thing where like yesterday, when I
was leaving the building, I brought my big coat out
right because I walked in the morning and stuff. You
said to me, You're like, you're gonna be hot when
you walk home. I walked outside, I was like, I'm
glad I got this damn jacket because it was windy
and blowing. Well, yeah, yeah, it is wendy downtown, so you.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Forget that sometimes this city, you know, windy.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Can I give you a tip I've been living downtown. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'm still gonna follow up with a no.
But I've been living downtown for a while and when
the tourists are here, it's so busy that it's just
even hard to walk around downtown Okay, if you want
a date night or something. Right now, the weather's nice

(05:27):
and there is no one down here. You could drive
in and park. There's parking spaces everywhere. You can get
into restaurants. You could walk down Michigan Avenue without a
billion people. It is really nice right now. You're describing
Tuesday like a date imaginary friends. Yes, I was Sarah

(05:49):
last night, one with an without. She goes to school
in Canada. You wouldn't know her, jes So yeah, about
this tomorrow some clouds and breeze, but yeah, chili day
and there it goes. Well, thank you for that weather
and the great tip. Yeah, you're welcome for the tip, sir.
You know it's just just a tip. Ki, Okay, I

(06:13):
gotta go. I realized what I.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
It is the morning watch fit on Rock ninety five five,
and we are the trio that wakes up before Rooster.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Right.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I don't know why Rocky is so lazy and gets
to wake up at eight, but he does surprise you
with a thousand.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Dollars hashtag rock before cock mm hmm, well done, gake
you up, get your up, yep ye. So we have
the spookiest music videos of old time we're gonna focus
on the rock ones, although I will say Ran is
disturbing a very good music video.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Number one. It has gotta be obvious, right, Oh it is.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh, we will get there.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
We're working, Okay. I was gonna sing it very excited.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Don't do it?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, it's a great song, don't we know it is?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
You, dear listener, you know what it is? The Halloween
music video that's popping into your head right now.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's that one. But we're not there yet.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Stop it, stop it, all right, stop it it number
twenty we have, Well, we're not gonna do all twenty.
Mary Jane's last dance, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was at a theme park called Wild Waves when
I was a child. It was summertime and they had TVs.
These weren't even flat screens back in the they're square
TV's huge tubes and they had them were so when
you were standing in line, you could watch TV. And
this video was on. And I grew up in a
Christian home. My parents didn't let me watch any of
this stuffy and so like they lay the girl, you know, Cinderella,
out on the table and they're cutting her up like

(07:42):
cake and I was like, this is kind of scary.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
There was moments when MTV was showing music videos as
like I shouldn't be watching.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, exactly was a kid. You're like, I don't know
what's going on here. This feels odd. Lene. Imagine laying
on your back and Tom Petty leans over the top
of you with a knife and scary in itself. Times,
use us.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Cut me up, Like I'm trying to get.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm gonna get you a purge bell.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
There is a purge bell. It goes doll.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You just need to get her a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
No, why do you want a homicide? Do you want
to be responsible for someone's dead? Because That's where I'm
at right now.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Romantically. Oh yeah, this is creepy. I'm watching on screen
right now. He's like he's on zips her it's a
dead body, unzips the bag around her and like touches
her face and her ear, and it's like really creepy.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Dexter I hardly know, right, Yeah, what do you got?
Is Metallica all nightmare long? I don't actually think I've
seen it.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
No, I don't think I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Alien spores, Cold war zombies, alternate history, fake Soviet stuff.
It's all mixed into that one.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
How very almost like my chemical romance. Yeah, of course
rob Zombie Dragula. Yes, yes, all day we Bend the Knee.
I think probably all his videos got to be like
I mean, he loves that stuff, right, Yeah, and that
was like the early phases of you know what he's
he's doing something different there.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Maybe he should make a.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Movie this Robbie zombie guy Robert And isn't he really
just an enthusiast.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
He just loves blood and gore and horror movies and all.
That's kind of funny fan, which is why his movies
do so well. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, closer Nine inch Nails. Of course. Ozzy Osbourne Bark
at the Moon.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I was picturing another Ozzy video that wasn't Bark at
the Moon, but I can't say that I remember it. Sorry, Okay,
at the Moon. If I remember, he's like a werewolf
the moon. Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, hold on,
I nailed this, but you guys got to see this,

(09:46):
Oh boy, oh boy, yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh he looks were looking at the picture of Ozzy
from the from the music video and he doesn't factual
look like teen wolves very Michael J.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Hawks of him or Michael J. Wolf.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's eighties makeup in there, Michael Folks, I heard it.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's a lot of hair.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Did you want to know?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You want to get because it was.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
You've already got five this break, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
And the top one is we know.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Thriller Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson that I had the VHS.
It's not a lot had that on VHS. That was
the thing that you would get where out around Halloween
because we would just play that. Well, we'd play Thriller
the CD through the sound system, but then we'd have
the VHS just running and then you'd have to rewind

(10:46):
it and then play it again. So, yeah, Thriller.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
And also what great voiceover work. We should bring that
back in songs. Hi, do you want a spooky voice
over for your song? My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I can do it, Maris.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh my, okay, we'll stop trying to steal jobs from me.
Right out the gate.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, that's not even the lowest of the register, so.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Go into the registry register although that is do you.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Want me to go there? Yeah? This is idea. Anybody awesome,
smell like you. You're welcome. Five things you almost certainly
need to know.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
We're starting off with a giveaway for Hell's Gate Haunted House.
Eight four four ninety five fifty beat callar ten to
win tickets to the multi level mansion with the giant slide,
the gohstly secrets, the under abominations.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
What's up, hey, we've heard your actual good voice acting,
so don't link with hope from us. Now.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's a lot well to go down into the registry.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, well that's where I want it.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Okay, man what I said? Eight four four ninety five
fifty be called to win. Shout out to the firefighters
over in Orland Park. They saved a kitten from a
smoke filled apartment. Fire started in the kitchen and they
were able to no, no, no, no, don't just.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Don't they get started so long I did that say?
Nobody heard it, and I was excited about the kitten.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
They didn't get excited about kittens too.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
They saved the kitten.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
They did, got you stupid.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
They did have to give the oxygen, a little oxygen
to the kitten as they were struggling to breathe. But
we're able to help the kitten out. George Clooney has
come out to say that he's proud of the Loove thieves,
and you could expect that he did absolutely mentioned Ocean's
fourteen in the exact same sentence.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
But wait, hey, did the kitten get adopted?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
I'm assuming they gave it back to the owner that
had the fire in their house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
he can highlighted that. I wonder if they're going to
catch these guys. They've caught two. From what I understand,
He's very proud of those guys, and then reminded everyone
that Ocean's.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Fourteen will start shooting sometime next year or within a year.
With Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Don Cheetle.
You got them from a salt and pepper going on
or some grays? Well, yes, said that kitten gray hair
could be good for you.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
They're doing a study that says gray hair obviously comes
from aging and stress, but there's a surprising link between
gray hair and a melanoma, So that you're having your
grays can be very positive. So stick with him, pull
those grays tightly, and then.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's probably great and won't hold tightly?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Did you hear the Japanese came up with a seerum
that they're going to test out that claims that they
can regrow hair in twenty days flat. We're gonna be
the Harrius people.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Can they do something about your farts?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
She's gonna hit you with that all day and then,
you know what, let's just talk to Jim.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I would named the kittens.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Hey are we speaking with Jim? Hey?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Jim?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
What are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm doing terrific.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now you're going to house Gate.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
You got a pair of tickets. You'll be at the
Haunted Mansion over in Lockport. Real quick question for you, Jim,
have you ever had a coworker just fart.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Right next to you?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
You?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Guys, I gotta leave, not that I can recall. Okay,
so you have nice you have good people around you.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Would called bull crap?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Do you make process? I'm a process operator at a
chemical plant, and nobody's ripping as that chemical that's the
upper tune. There's probably ripping, but not around me. Okay.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
It smells like bacon and toots in the studio the
day but Jim, you're going to Hell's Gate.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Were's gonna smell completely different over there, also the same.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
But yes, Jim, you enjoy the haunted festivities of Hell'sgating
for everyone else, get your tickets over at Hellsgate dot com.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Just a city, bye. But there is no South Detroit.
That is a city that does not have a south.
It has an east, and it has a west, and
it does not have a south.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh that's funny. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
If you look at like the map of Detroit and
how it's situated, there is no South Detroit.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's only an east west style city.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Kind of like how Chicago doesn't have an east.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, it's very very similar water. Yes, I'm not there yet, Okay,
just take your time.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh wow, yeah, yeah, there's no south to train whoopsies.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Anyway, the buys, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Small?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
There is a Hypota city right now, United Center rocking yesterday, reap.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Did you see this coming? Yo?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
How could I?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
But yes, the Bulls are three and zero to start
the season with a win over the Hawks yesterday one
twenty to one, twenty three.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'll leading the team with twenty one points.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
But it was unselfish basketball that got us here Today eight.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Players score ten or more points. Yes, damn, that's amazing,
just passing the ball around.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
They head in the game.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's true, you're down by thirteen points at all, right now, Maria, really.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Well, maybe maybe you got to get your head in
your game, get it, get you, get your hit in
your game.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Also, these are fun wins to watch. Yeah, these are
not boring games. These are down to the wire games
and they're super fun. Yeah. And it's it's early in
the season.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'm fully aware of that.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
But this is a good momentum level to ride as
we look to face the mix coming up backs.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
So it was the Bulls versus the Hogs and Hawks.
The Hawks, that.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Makes more sense. I was like, what was the venue,
Old McDonald's farm.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Not quite.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
There was baseball yesterday, Yeah, baseball for two games.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
A lot of baseball yesterday.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
It's at least two baseballs.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Eighteen innings of baseball yesterday.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
As Freddy Freeman finally opened up the game with a
walk off solo home run, and just a lot happened.
Nineteen pitchers, forty seven runners left on bas in. Total
game time six hours and thirty nine minutes and then
they have to come back and play again.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Who'd you say the Bulls take on next Kings or Nicks?
They take on the Kings Kings? Oh, I just I
thought that I was double checking tough. Thank you and
tomorrow night at the United Center. Oh, I got ahead
of myself.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I got the King's yes, come on alright, get your
head in the game.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Did you say how long the game was? Six? Six
hours and thirty minutes. Show? That's how baseball used to
be the show.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Hey got on base I want to say nine times
because he got walked five times, intentionally walked four times.
They just he hit a double to start the game,
and then it was just like, now we're not gonna
do Yeah, nope, we know what he's gonna do.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Do you ever think they were their fit bit on
the field.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, they have trackers.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Incredible.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Do you think they're like, hell, yeah, I got all
my steps into day, I'm gonna have a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
You're gonna laugh.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
But in some situations, like I know in soccer, the
guys actually have to wear a bra to get their
tracker gone so people can keep up with how many
steps they have.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I also wear a special braw for soccer games, and
it has a little tube in there so you can
drink wine out of it.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
And it's called a wine rack.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Awesome. Can I use one of those one?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
That's a real thing. I didn't make up that product.
Oh yeah, it's literally.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Called the wine Racks. And black Hawks back in action
tonight against the outawall Senators. Puck drops seven to forty five.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
And you, Kim look to join us on our new
last adventure with MMP, D and D A little Dungeons
and Dragons b. Coller ten eight four four nine, five
ninety five fifty. We're on the search for Chicago's perfect
hot dog and we need you to play the part
of either or. And for playing with us, you get
qualified for the Sticks flyway to Las Vegas, where they'll

(19:43):
be performing at the Venetian Theater January twenty third to thirty.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
First, I'm sick of us not mentioning Troy Bolton in
our sports. He is the basketball player of an entire generation.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You mentioned Troy one more time, I'm going to throw
you out this bit. Givehim ahead in the game.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
You gotta get you get your head.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh my god, Rock, we're speaking with Matt, it's squad
this morning. Yeah we got quad, baby, we are square.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah baby, we got the quad going. And thank you
for joining us for morning mash Pit, Dungeons and Dragon.
You are now qualified for the steaks fly away. But
let's get to the fun part. Maria, you're ready with
that RecA?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I sure am, there's not much of one. Yesterday, finally,
after over.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
A week in the Whole Foods, the gang was able
to get the perfect pickle from Whole Fits from the
brine keeper, Sir Dillar.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
So we have the bond and the pickle.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now we have the bond, the pickle, and we got
mustard because we got the mustard from the mustard mistic.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
And so this is why we bought ourselves.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Today standing in the Whole Foods, Missonovitch still dripping yeest
out of his orifices, Marius still drenched in brine, either
or still holding the team together. Thank goodness, either or

(21:17):
of Matt is here today and he will continue doing that.
And so the pickle is done. That is one ingredient.
Massanovitch still pale but conscious and leans on a shopping cart.
He definitely didn't pay for one ingredient. Closer to the
perfect hot dog. They stand there in silence for a beat.

(21:38):
Three condiments stained heroes on a damp Chicago sidewalk train
rumbling overhead, the smell of hot asphalt and distant street
food filling the air. Either or of Matt finally breaks
the quiet. We still need onions, caramelized, crisp pure, the
crown of the hot dog.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Marius nods solemnly. But where do we find onions worthy
of this quest? And that is what we need to
decide today, Marius.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Where do you propose we find the perfect onions to
make the perfect hot dog?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I think I saw a little baby farm on lower Whackers,
So I'd like to throw lower Whacker into the mint here.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, so you want us to go into the pits
of hell? All right, lower Whacker. That's an option, Mason.
We're not rolling till the end, Masonovich, What do you
propose I.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Want to go to the Logan Square farmers market. Oh,
the Logan Square Farmer's workers. Okay, definitely not the depths
of Hell like lower Whackers.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
We love that.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Either Or of Matt, where do you propose we find
the perfect onions for the perfect Chicago hot.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Dog, oh.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Old foods. Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Either that wants us to turn our happy asses around
and go right back.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
In make your magic happen.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
For Marius, are we going to love a rat whacker?
If it's a twenty?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I saw the number thet yes, seven seven, okay.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
For Maisonovich's logan square Farmer's Market.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Nine we got nine.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh my god, I'm we're turning around and going into Holdoads.
I'm gonna kill myself on the radio. Okay, Oh my god,
after we blew the whole foods up, we gotta go
back in.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okay, Well join us tomorrow for the team just turns
around and.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Goes back into the whole foods that they destroyed. Oh phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Thank you either or of Matt.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Amazing choices, Matt, and again, yes you are qualified for
the six flyaway to Loss Vegas. They'll be at the
Venetian January twenty third through the thirty first. Tickets are
available at ticketmaster dot com, but go get your tickets
at orth No get your tickets at the ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Thank you Live Nation, That's what I wanted to say.
Thank you Live nation.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You see Alison Chains, you know it's time for Cock
Rooster on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
What. I was not expecting that in the least.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
But and we do have cock for you all day,
Rocky the Rooster giving you chances to win a grand What.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Great tease, Maria, great tease.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I love to tease, Sister.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
God.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Anyway, we get the Friday so the purge can be over.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'm moving right along, Get it Rocks off.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Rock News Maynard James Keenan is a busy man, as
we know. He's got a winery, he's got the band tool,
he's got the band Pussifer, who we learned last week
is playing the Chicago Theater April twenty fifth. And now
news out that a Perfect Circle is hitting the road
for a European tour. Oh, this guy is not busy enough.
This is crazy. Yeah, I don't know how he does
all this, but yeah, so rumor is that there's an

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American tour coming soon, but they're gonna start off in
Europe and head across the pond there. Slash hesitated when
asking when he was asked if GNR would play the sphere.
A lot of these bands are really trying to get
in there and play it. His argument doesn't hold up
really for me, because I've seen some of the bands
play in there already. He said, it's not really rock
and roll friendly the way it's set up. Wait, so

(25:34):
do you mean like rock and roll friendly is in
like dive bar, like small club, like pounded out rock
and roll friendly. You guys have been playing easy. You
guys have been playing arenas for years now, Like it's
just an enormous pool arena.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I think there's just a level of production. And he
may not have grass yet because you got to have
the visuals to go.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
With it well, and also if your lead singer can't sing.
And I got to give a review real quick. I
went and saw Springsteen movie. Okay, I'm gonna be very
honest with you. Let me tell you. It focuses on
the internal and creative struggles of making an album. So
this is not like a Rags to riches. This is
not Bruce started hearing. Okay, I was surprised.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's like a movie about our show prep exactly, and
it really is.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I mean, our show prep is interesting. Well, yeah, we're funny,
but so I thought this is kind of boring to
be honest, it's slow, and I started looking into it.
As Bruce Springsteen has watched the movie eleven times. He
was on set while they were filming, and in order
to get the rights to use his music, they had
to do what he said. And you can tell that
Bruce was like, no, don't put that in. So if

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there's no hook.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
When when I think about a biopic, I'm thinking about
a struggle or some story or something. And when they
said Bruce Springsteen, I was like, oh, we're about to
get some gyms.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, and it was actively no, here, here I am.
If you like Bruce, you'll like it. If you like rock,
you'll like it. Just don't go in thinking you're gonna
see a bunch of big rock music or anything. It
is a slow movie about him being frustrated with his
dad while making an album. Is it two hours?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yes, that's streating with his dad while making an album.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
True, hilarious and that's it. I would give it. I'm
gonna say. I would say just wait for it. Wait
for it. Don't go to the theater. It cost us
on almost one hundred dollars for snacks and two tickets
to go see this movie at the theater.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
What snacks as you get?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Just popcorn and soda? Oh yeah, oh where'd you go?
Amc And Streeterville nice theater by the way. Tickets two
popcorns and two sodas?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, well tickets are probably what twenty three each.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I didn't buy the tickets, but I about the Just
the sodasn't popular. Almost forty bucks.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Nothing is affordable anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
For all your rock news in your concert calendar, just
go to rock nine five to five. Do you get
ripped off Mike?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I know.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Now he is a bit only blog there, look it
very emphatic. Yeah, we got to see either tickets and Daughtry.
They're going to be over at the Byline Bank Air
Guion Ballroom on November sixth, and just what what? We
got a meet and greet to get away too with Dawtry.
How fun stop it? You gelt to go back to

(28:16):
a particular area that normal people don't normal people that
regular concert goers don't get to go to. And you
get to get something signed, you maybe get to get
a picture. It's fun. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
So eight four four ninety five fifty b Collars in
to play Fun to the Head today.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
What a date night if you're trying to You're trying
to maybe impress that lady, maybe impress that guy. And
you're like, hey, you want to go backstage at the show.
That's pretty cool. You are in cuffing season, mind frame,
my friend. Oh, I just think it's fun.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Or if you've been through a divorce, this is the
perfect music for you.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Good point ninety five fifty B caller ten.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
You're gonna answer the trivia questions, they take one of
us hostage, and then we are gonna get shot by
nerf guns eight four four ninety five fifty big thanks
to our friends Head Live Nation and Big Machine Rock.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Wait minute, either don't do it?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Please don't and now Fun to the Head on Rocked.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Taylor?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You are. What's going on, Taylor?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Taylor?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
What's going on? What's going on? Man? Not too much?
We got you on the line for Fun to the
Head today.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Up for grabs not only see they're in Dawtry tickets
when they come to town on November sixth, but also
an additional pair of meet and Greek passes for Dawtry
at that show.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Taylor, are you ready to win? These bad boys. We're
ready to win, these bad boys.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Let's do it, all right, So you're gonna answer some
trivia questions, but we do need to know who you
want to take hostage to provide you a save if
you need it. Oh give me, Michael.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Tails.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm having a good gun in my hand during this.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Okay, this is good, This is nice.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, I like this a lot.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Here we go, all right, Taylor? What color is the
E in the Google logo? I don't think I would
know off the top of.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
My head, but well, one of the primary ones, right, yeah,
it sure.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Does four three two f Hey a man, did you
did you look up Google?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Those fingers were quick?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I was ready.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
What to say?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Smart boy? Smart boy? All right, Taylor?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
What year did the Chicago Cubs win the World Series
after a one hundred and eight year drought.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'm sorry you're breaking up our time, buddy, Yes.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yes, where are you? Are you in the woods?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm in Cedar Lake. There's nothing to do here. There's
hardly a service. Fair enough, I.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Thought Cedar's grow in the woods? Okay, Taylor.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Who discovered gravity after watching an Apple Saul.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Isaac?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Indeed, I didn't even ask for a save Taylor, you
you get out Scott free micing.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, don't like that, Taylor. You are all set, my man.
You're going to.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
See Dodtry and.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You go backstage and see me Daughtry.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Man, so you're all set for November six. You know
who you're gonna take with you just yet? My brother
in law.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, I'm a good guy like that.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I hope you guys.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Keith that's his brother in law. Yes, Keith, there's a
section in law.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
But no, you guys are set to have a fun
and night and we want to say thank you to
our friends over at Live Nature and a Big Machine Rock.
If you don't have your tickets for this one, go
on over to ticketmaster dot com and get your tickets today.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's CP on Rock.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Ninety five to five is the morning mash Fit Maria
Man make a request before we get to the purge,
can we purge a bunch of rock songs?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah? Okay? Cool?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Do you want me to do a rock song list
of perche terms?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, not today or anything?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Really, not today. I really want you to just I
think we should do it for the next break song.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Here I Come, I Come money from the NBA on
NBC that we're gonna give away.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, Yeah, and that's fair. Yeah, okay, so you
don't actually.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Want the thing, No, I would like it.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I just okay, Well, that's already a human enemy that
I've made, which is not great. I need all the
human allies I can get for the inevitable human versus.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Robot Wall News from the front of the Inevitable human
Robot war Boy, Oh Boy.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
A company in China wants to make the world's cheapest
humanoid robot, with a price tag of only thirteen hundred
and seventy dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
That's like smartphone level pricing.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
The three foot tall robot named Boomy.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's fun, adorable, but am I is designed for education
and home use, and with some nifty skills, it can walk, balance,
and dance, all while responding to voice commands.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I've seen this guy on it before.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah, I mean, get a ferbie.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
You know, I don't know what I how I'd feel
having a three foot robot running around my house. Well,
it looks like a human robot, right, like you said, humanoid,
but it really has got a head and arms and legs,
and I was expecting it to be a little more robody.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
But I'd like this instead of a child.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I think.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
This thing can clean up after itself. Yeah, honest, the batteries.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Out doesn't Yeah, yeah, exactly. Play time is over, nap,
go down now, kid.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I don't I don't know. I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Hold like twenty six pounds. Oddly enough, you can pick
that thing up and you say the primary function already?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Or is it just it's just a household robot.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm looking or carrying it around like a kid, like
a toddler. It's kind of like a toddler. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
And that's the vibe that I get from it is
it's very almost like a pet.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, it's a little flip on the table.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what it feels like. But
for thirteen hundred, fourteen hundred dollars, and.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
With the vastness of the Internet in its head?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Well is it ai? I don't see anything saying AI.
I just see that there is the internet.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, that's true, walking, dancing, interacting with humans. We don't
know what those interactions are. I don't know that. I
want to know. Here's the thing. I don't want to
wake up from a nat and Boomy's just staring at
the standing over it. What's next?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, I have two cats for that's the.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Last thing you see before he closes the trunk.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
And that's how they get you. There are three foot
tall little household robots. Oh, we fit in with the family.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
We're like your dog or your kid, depending on your
morals and ethics and capacity to love. And then next
thing you know, you wake up from a nap, a
little suckers closing you into the trunk of your car
because you thought that he was nothing, but he was
here to win.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Robot who This one's news from the front of the
Inevitable Human Robot War. Now he is a bit only bore.

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Your birthday?

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Jay, what don't you stay at your game on? I
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and the Milwaukee Bucks tonight at seven oh on NBC
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You've got the giggles, because why not?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Jordan's second best basketball player ever, right after Roy Bolton.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I swear what's the movie that's from? It's the High
School Music? High School Musical? I hate you so much.
You might be the worst.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Faster supplier of a generation.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
And how many championships you win? I'm so sorry. It
is your birthday and you have to deal with the
cool theaters dog and not staying.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Does Michael Jordan have you know what?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
He's got six championships, a clothing line, He's got a
f one car.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Steak House.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Was able to both do the musical and win his
basketball championships, talking Michael Jordan even multi.

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tonight at seven.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
The Fast Get Balls.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
The man who was photographed as a baby on the
cover of Nirvana's classic album Nevermind, has failed in trying
to sue the band for distribution of pornography. How many
times did he sue? This guy's been trying to get
this forever, but it's done now. They said, you're done, dude,
can't do it again.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I would have sympathy for him if he didn't also
like actively profit off of it by promoting it at
points in his life.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Also at bars, you know, he was like, hey, you
over you know of Neirvana?

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
What? But I will say it does suck to have
such a decision made for you as an infant. Question
You're going to be iconic whether or not you like it,
and at an age where you don't get a choice.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, that's kind of bad news. And the album was
going to be iconic.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station in the morning
mosh Pit is.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
On and it would be bad news. Michael, I do
agree with you, and you know, what we like to
do with bad news in this.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Room, play happy music behind it, put a positive chin
on it, and make it consumable.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Thank you for the suggestion. Corporate chills. This is that news.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Fit man charged after stabbing two teenagers with a fork
on a flight from Chicago to Germany.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
A fork A fork?

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
When does it count as stabbing? And when is it
just taking a bite of a human?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Used to say?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Teacher and wife accused of torturing adopted kids.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't like those, so we're on the kids run here.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Well, then if you can't find any store bought kids
to torture, homemade us fine.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Oh god, it's hard to make me. It's hard to
make me feel that way.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Father critically injured after car slams into home. Can't park there, buddy,
can't park there. Man killed during fight at Halloween party. Yeah,
at least they stayed on theme.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I was just glad there weren't any more kids in
that one. Wow, your decorations look really real, Sarah.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
And all of it just that news. Speer.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
We kick off ninety five minutes commercial for you.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Next.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
That's good newspaper, that's great news.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Wow, it's time to dork out.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Pokemon has been at the forefront for quite some time.
And you got the game, you got the anime, You've
got movies, and the trading card game along with the
app Pokemon Go.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Can we take a second?

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Can you?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Can you bump this real quick, just for like five
seconds across the land, searching far and wide.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Them up.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay, so this is your reminder.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
They're when you're storing your precious items, your Pokemon collection,
your card collection, should not be in a paper box.
A gentleman had a very prolific Pokemon collection and had
to move out of his residence, moved in with his grandparents,
just dealing with some stuff, going through some stuff, helping

(43:18):
his parents start a business.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
There was a sewage backup the basement where he had
deal very.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Large closed Pokemon collection, which I don't know if you know,
can be worth a good amount of money if there's
a card in there that people are looking for.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That all ruined.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Also, his open collection completely ruined Crampa. So they did
not say the value of what he lost, but a
lot of it just being sentimental as well, because it's Pokemon.
You get a big collection like this together and then
sewage backup is what ruins you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
That are giving Grandpa's fiber?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, so collectors of any kind, basketball cars, baseball cars,
whatever you're collecting, Funko pops, put them in plastic containers.
Get the big giant plastic totes. And that's just phase one.
Don't start in the basement. If you have the option
to give yourself a fighting chance. Now, obviously things can happen,

(44:28):
like fire and a tornado.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Back up, that'll happen. You want to give yourself a
fighting chance now? When I tell you, hey, what are
you do.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
When it chick blows up your toilet?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I don't know, sewer I like it, I hate both.
I hate protect your Pokemon, protect.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Your Pokemon Ninja turtles.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
What's the most expensive Pokemon you have? Do you collect
them like that or anything? I did start buying cars again,
I don't have any good ones yet.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
But I used to have a holographic zap Dos.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
But I had a first edition non hollow chars are
back in the day snap and my cousin touched it
and it was no longer vau.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Another reason, too plastic on your stuff? Why would you
do that? I wanted them to say it.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I was bragging about it, and then yeah, it went
south after that break, Dude, I was I knew what.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I did when I did it, and I was like, well,
there goes that and we'll be okay.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
What is break?

Speaker 8 (45:39):
It is the morning spit on Rock ninety five five,
and I gotta say, room's feeling a little full today.
We've got guests in studio Maria.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Someone has come in and they've spit on some sticks
and built us at home.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
His name.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
That information is about birds building that because this is
a bird. Yeah, no, no, no, I don't. I don't.
I don't have to actually build my own nest.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
I rent, I do know that. You're like, you're a bird, right,
you make your own home. I'm like, yeah, what's up
with you?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
And I have assembled my home.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
With other humans.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yes, we make our own.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's the first time. Don't freak us out.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
This is Chad the bird Listener. How would we if
you would say how you were? Because I feel like
I know you from the internet?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Okay, how am I not? How am I?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Like if we were talking to your listener and I
was like, you know, Chad, oh yeah's say from the internet.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
But also we were just talking about this. I'm on TikTok,
I'm on Instagram, I'm on YouTube. I do a show
at the Green Mill. I'm the bird that you probably
heard talk about La Boo Boo's recently. I don't know
your Your cousin sent you this video and they're like,
isn't this hilarious? And you were like, sure, that's me.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
That's how you know Chad the Burp.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
Yeah, green Mill fantastic place. Also, Yeah, I do love
the Green Mill historical landmark. Yeah, where's that at? That's
on Broadway and Lawrence Jazz in Uptown. But you transform it? No,
what do you mean we transform it? You're not going
up and doing jazz. Yeah, we're progressive over there.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
We don't. We don't do jazz at the jazz bar. No,
I do love that.

Speaker 9 (47:24):
That's I've never thought of it like transforming. It is
true though, because folks show up and they're just like, oh,
is is that jazz place?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Where?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Like?

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Not today today it's a metal bar. That's true though,
that we do have different bands. It's a it's a
live spoke I guess spoken word is the best way
I could describe it.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
But it's not like that. It's comedy.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
It's kind of stand up comedy.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
Daily Show meets this American life. It's current events, it's weekly.
The concept is that it's a weekly publication. So it's
like you're listening to a magazine in your face, oh
with music, and it's always a different band. Like last
time it was Naked Brunch and they're like a they're
kind of like a poppy.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
There.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
It's a jam band, but it's not like fish Like
I didn't want to turn you off on that, but
it's like it's a jam band.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Listen, fish right up my house.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
I figured just based on your general attire you were
a big fish head. I feel like this room feels
like a fish room.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
It smells like one. But that's just here.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Wow you really what right in?

Speaker 9 (48:23):
Sat right down? No, we don't transform it. It's just
that it's a different vibe there. They do a lot
of poetry stuff there, so it's kind of like that,
but it's it's in the afternoon. It's like day drinking
and current event comedies. Nice, but that's your green Mail show. Yeah,
that's Green Meal show. We're not focused on No, we
don't want to talk about that. But what are you
guys doing.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, just.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
The Lincoln Lodge.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
It's a different together.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
This is where we do class. Yeah yeah, sorry, we
spent a lot of time on a thing that we had.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I'm just looking up.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
You asked me to talk about myself. I'm going to
take all the time I need.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You did such a good job.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Thanks, You're welcome. On Thursday, We're going to be working
together at the Lincoln Lodge for class. Now, class is
a whole different thing.

Speaker 9 (49:11):
Class is a whole different It's a whole different vibe.
It's straight comedy, like we're really trying to be funny
and miss and missing horribly. But you will have a
good time, audience.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:23):
The concept is at me and Sarah Bencossa, who is
a writer. She just moved to the city. She confront
we are your professors and you are our class, and
we bring in different comedians, writers, DJs.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I don't even know if that's how you would refer
to yourself on air personality, iam E, look at me,
look at me. I don't know what I am. I
kind of God would do that.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
It's like looking into a mirror.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, we do. We do get a mistaken for each other.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Off both birds.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You're gonna have to see us side by side outside.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
We are quite we we've never been seen in the
same room. That's not true. We've been extremes together. No
wait are you going Wait, I don't know who's who. Yeah,
it's hard to tell that loss. It's hard to tell.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah. We we both build our own homes.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
So the idea is that, like all the comedians and
writers and performers, that we bring in our adjunct professors
and they are giving you their ten minute lecture on
a topic.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Nice right, it'll be Professor Palmer on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Professor Maria Palmer. I'm not acknowledging that you're going to
have neither is the Board of Education, but we're working
on that.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
The p and PhD s called Palmer.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
The HD go on, what is is you're in high death.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I was about to say it, Okay, we put in
PhD yeh.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
But it's in four K. I've never seen that. But
like it's a it depends on your download speech.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
The idea is that we're going to give like a
broad topic and then everybody's bringing in their own their
own interpretation of it.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Okay, I don't want to spoil what Maria is doing.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I'm gonna tell you what I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (51:00):
Yeah, tell the topic as a whole from Okay, yes, wait,
I'm producer.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Is here, Cody? Can we tell them what the topic is?

Speaker 9 (51:07):
Yes, okay, okay, good because I was going to anyway,
the topic is night mass.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
You have to say it like that too. I feel
like that's the only acceptable way to say night man.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I'm not going to do that all night.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Dang it.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Sorry, I'll do it today.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
You're not going to do it all nice.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Yeah, it's our Halloween show because it's the day before Halloween,
so everybody's going to be like in costume and yeah,
you know how it is.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
And I like your vampi costume banks.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
I don't get to wear it out very often, and
I don't often have teeth, so it's cool. I get
excited every Halloween.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Bird the bird dressed up as a vampire, which I
think would make you a bat right, Yeah kinda. We
will see this bat and yours truly at the Lincoln
Lodge on Thursday for class.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Oh if only there were a wait that they could
secure tickets.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
To go to this show.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
It's almost like there's a plug standing here that has
tickets to give away to call her.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Ten's so mad at you guys.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Eight four four ninety five fifty b Coller ten to
attend the class at the Lincoln Lodge this Thursday. As
they mentioned, if you want to go eight four four
ninety five fifty Michael, what is that number?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Eight for four nine ninety five? Let's go.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Newer stuff from Green Day on Rock neet five. It's newer.
It's newer.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Billy Joe's dilemma about wanting to drink but not wanting
to destroy his life.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I mean, you're among us, hasn't been there before?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I don't know, Okay, I'm always trying to duck and
dodge that, all right, Well, moving right along, gentlemen. According
to new research, the most popular airport snacks are any guesses,
airport snap, peanuts. You're going in the little walking store.
This isn't a restaurant, thinking none, okay, but you say
peanuts and just being general because the walk in stores

(53:02):
have elevated their games. So nice.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
True, Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Yeah, it is not like twenty years ago you went
to the airport. You knew what you were getting Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Because here's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
What are we defining as snacks because sometimes that snack
area they have little sandwiches and cookies.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
You could say little sandwich if you want something like that.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Okay, Granola's got to be in there.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Oreos the number one thing about it airport interesting. I
wouldn't guess that. You know what's right after that? Jack
links beef jerky? Yes I do, airport.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Oh what's your jerky flavor? Karaokee saying yeah, I see,
I like original.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I Yeah, I know they got a good spicy option.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I'm into that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Okay, wit Cheeto's taking the next two spots, Cheetos puffs
and then Cheetos crunchy, flame and hot. See. Here's the thing.
Why is beer not on this list? That's what I'm doing.
That's what I was about to get.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
That was my issue too, Like I don't know what
we're counting.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
As said now, depending on what time I fly out
and what gat im out. If I'm going out over here,
I got to hit the chili. I literally got to
hit the chilis.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Nothing hits as hard as an airport chili.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
It's a tradition with me and my friends when we're traveling,
we'll meet at the chili's. We'll get a beer, get
some food, keep it moving. If I'm somewhere else, I'll
sit at the bar for a second. There's nothing more
fun for me than sitting at a bar alone getting
ready for a flight, and guys.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
What, I'm gonna be friends with the entire bar by
the time I leave.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I'm not that guy phone. I'm sitting. I'm chilling. If
you want to engage, we can engage. I'm not looking
to have a long conversation because like it.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Then it gets awkward, like, oh, we ended up on
the same flight and we've already had our icebreakers.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
So now, oh that hasn't happened to me. That would
be God.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
She breaks all the ice.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
When I was going to Zanzibar on my flight to
Paris before interchanged, the three people I was sitting with
at the bar were on my flight.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh wow yeah, And I was just like, absolutely not stop,
I am done talking.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
They call me Peppermint because I'm an icebreaker.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
It's fine. Just give her a bell. No, I never
heard him, did not.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
No, wow, I heard a little ding in my head.
That's what I need.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
There's a lot of dings in your head. I'm sure
my mouth is watering. Mikey, what's your what's your big
airport thing?

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Well, be yeah, I like I like trail mix. I
like peanuts, something though, something that's like not real sugary.
So I don't have a crash as I cannot sleep
on a plane. I just I am too tall. I
just tip over on people. It's a whole thing on
the plane ginger ale to do that on the way
back from Vegas. I don't want anything else except ginger ale.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Or why does the ginger ale taste so good on
the airplane?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I never drink ginger ale anywhere else. They might as
well just have pepto bismo shots out for everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
A good Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
It's like McDonald's settle. To tell me a little bit,
what's your report? Snack eight four four ninety five, fifty,
number ten Gummy Bears, number nine Dorito's Cool Ranch, number
eight fruit snacks, and number seven Dunkin Donuts.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
These are also all my high foods.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah that's true. Wow, that my main Listen, who doesn't.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Fly high frid We're gonna get.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
A high away.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
More Lincoln Park, right, here on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
It is the morning marsh Pit Doom. And I'm gonna
say something that's not surprising. What quite possibly the greatest
band of all time? In my book?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I mean, off, that's crazy talk. They were really good
in my book.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
In my book. But we all write our own book.
I know you're gonna say, Pearl Jam, damn right and okay, wait,
who's your number one? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's fun because it's so easy to be critical of everyone.
Pearl Jam, what do you mean we can park?

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Are we on the internet just screaming bad things?

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
They're not nearly enough pervy comments. I would go if
I were on the internet.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
We got some we got some comments. We did yeah,
we got text time maybe the comments. First thing I
see is just fart near me. When I look at
this page of texts. Oh my god. This came in
the six o'clock hour. From the eight one to four.
A coworker used to fart near me. He'd also fart
into the plastic VHS cases in the kids section at Blockbuster,
and we'd watch kids open down. That's not how farts work.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
I was gonna say, I don't even think the smell
gets trapped.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Like that oh weird far tapes. I if the kids
are not reacting, they're like, oh from the seven to
seven three, if Marris keeps that voice up that deep register,
he's going to need his own month and the purge
from Christie? What month would you like? Wow? Oh my god,
that's awesome. Actually ye from the eight four to seven? Yeah, Ni, Maria,

(57:57):
what about twenty five years ago? I had a twenty
piece nugget from MacDonald's that had a deep fried band
aid in it. I should have sued, but I was
too You can't sue if there's no damages.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
You have I damage after eating a band ait?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Well did they eat it or was it just in there?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
And then did it make them sick?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Listen? Emotional damage just from hearing that cuts true?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Actually? Can we see from the from the eight four
to seven kiss your brother in law? Now I know
why Maria is divorced. What was that from?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Because I told who won funded the head tailor?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Oh yeah? And he was gonna pap with his brother
in law to the contract.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Yeah yeah, And I was like, I hope you Keith.
I would have never kissed my ex brother in law.
He be in jail.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
From the seven to eight Frank and meat is the
worst and from the eight five seven Michael. Now that
now that the colder weather is here, wear a puffy
coat so you can sneak things into the movie theater. Oh,
I didn't even think of that. I shutaught that you
need a puffy coat. You you need a shirt, a pant,
a pocket. I saw the people work in the movie theater.
They might just let you walk right in.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, great news and get paid like eight dollars an hour.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It was the best thing you've snuck into a movie theater. Oh,
I don't know. Probably a forty attack when we were younger. Yeah,
like an oldie something like that. Okay, steel reserve.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
What did you sneak in grapes and cheese?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I guess it was a hoity toity movie.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
We got beer and one time it was fantastic beer
in yeah bear in what Wendy's let's know, but.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
The issues that smells like people like to smell it.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
We went to a man there anyway, there was only
two other people in there, and we handed them a beer,
so it was fine.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Let's hear from the sixth three zero. Honestly, when was
the last time that Michael Jordan was either flying or soaring?
I'm this is a text message that we're getting from
the outside of this room. I'm with Maria on this.
Troy Bolton is the goat from the movie Yeah high
School Musical on it. Don't don't pretend you don't know, Maris.

(01:00:00):
This is clearly the start of something new, and you
need to stop being a hater.

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
Sing there is no hate when I can see there's
a Disney movie that has taken over US city.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Yes, the way that the twice Streak double down on
a three peet in the nineties. I'm with you, and
I was here as a kid. I was a little
kid being stupid, loving the bulls.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
That effect that it had outmeasures anything that whatever this
movie series on Disney did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I don't know that, Troy, but.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I mean Bolton, I'm sorry that you weren't there for
the moment because you're old.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Look, Travis John did whatever he did in this movie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
But I'm just not in the game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Again. How dare you? It's with the hate towards Michael Jordan,
mcking none of that four four. It no, not you.
I was saying this texture. I was shaming the texture.
And you can't say anything bad about Michael Jorgan.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It's just that Troy Bolton is a legend in icon

Speaker 10 (01:01:07):
In what sense he's an mentions the word ad diction,
answered and come