Moo Moo Subaru, Screaming Practice, and Maria Sees Pantera

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sweet Home.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where guys are noir. I mean it's black in French
like night time.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I got it, Thank you, it's worrying mosh.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Been on Rock ninety five five. My name's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Ah Mayers and I'm Michael. Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Happy Monday, Happy Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Indeed, by the way, Leonard Skinner playing Orland Park on
August eighth, Wow, this little little touch there. I saw
them at the Rock the Country thing and they honestly
really good even though it's none of the original members,
but really good. Still fundescing Sweet Home, Alabama with like
ten thousand people.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
So at like a Leonard Skynard show. Do you still
go play Freebird?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, because it's coming, you know what, it's probably coming
right at the end.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
How was Freebird Live? It was great? Was it transcendent? No?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I mean it was fine, was good. It was worth
going and seeing the show. I think at on the
station sometime this week maybe Clinger or pack a pone
or somebody has tickets they're giving away, so keep it right.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Here on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. Yeah, And speaking of tickets, we have ghost tickets
to get Away and Fun to the Head with a
very special prize if you can't figure out the trivia.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We love a little consolation prize, anticipation triphy if you will.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
And you had a good weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I did. I went to see Pantera.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What a show.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, piggies were out, piggies, he was barefoot.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I saw your video to market. What if you are
stubb what if you stub you don't want to stop?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's a rock star. I mean like you probably just
scream it into the microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Funny, and you've got to block the stage. I was like,
all right, I got my shoes out today. There's I
stepped on that yesterday over there, I stubbed my toes.
So yeah, it's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I was going to say, you blame a tech you
tell them to put more gaff tape down.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hey, Michael, the Cubs were the best. Just let it out.
Let's scare me.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You put your butt on it all the time. You
might as well burp into too.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I would like to say that over the weekend the
Cubs became the I have to stand it. I'm sorry,
I got it. The Cubs had the best record in
Major League Baseball, top of the heat four hours, even
above the Tigers for.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
A few hours. And then the Tigers played, and we're
back on top, baby, thank you very much. But no,
I do like the Cubs way they're playing right now.
This is fun rooting for a little bit. I mean, really,
both of us. We have the best teams in the
league right now.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
This is incredible, is that right? And then the Socks,
the socks sweep.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
The socks.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wanted somebody to talk about always in pairs.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh, it's terrible. They won three games this weekend. Well,
you know, I had to ruin it.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm sorry, and I actually liked it. Respect I'm the
honest Yeah, baseball's.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Fun right now.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Oh yeah, and the Cubs first sweep, first road sweep
since July of twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Saying you need three socks, it's just like admitting to
having an average sized dog. And this is, for my
word foot.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
One of the ankle socks.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's one of those sucks that women wear with their
flat shoes, you know what I mean. It ain't just
around the edges, baby.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Does it have the ruffles too?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Or no? Obviously, Okay, you gotta have a little decoration
if you're not going to impress the size.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Some crazy weather coming up this week, we'll tell you
about it next.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And now w c HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, what's the weather like today? Perfect?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Perfect, by the way, though it's not going to be
perfect all week, but today looking awesome. Mostly sunny, mild temperatures.
What do you call them, Miles, Yeah, a high, low eighties, oh,
anywhere from seventy nine to eighty three with a breeze.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
With a breeze.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yesterday a little over the weekend, did it feel like full?
I went and got a hot mocha in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, and I was like, okay, okay, okay, we're not
stop accelerating the season.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, okay, here's the deal. Let me let me put
it to you this way. We have crossed the middle
of summer. Right, So now I'm starting to feel a
day every once in a while, maybe once a week,
where I'm like, oh my gosh, this feels a little different,
and I'm just excited that we turn the corner. Because,
if I'm being honest with you, I like the holidays
and fall.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, I like Christmas. There's this beautiful there's this beautiful
woman in Chicago that you're going to meet in a
few weeks. Her name is August. She is not nice.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, let me tell you about older July real quick,
as we enter into the late part of the month.
Here this week, we have a heat index of a
one fifteen coming up on Wednesdays and Thursdays coming early. Yes,
top temperature Thursday is ninety six. It is hot, but

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today and tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is gonna beautiful.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Baby, Get out there, get outside, enjoy the sunshine.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
It is nice. I love this. You know what I
love more than this, Maria was sports. Yeah, you have
a sports oh story, yeah for.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Us, well you know me and sports.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yes, top sports cities ranked, Hell yeah, and I love them.
I mean, Boston's got to be in there too, right,
we got to be in there.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I want to know I.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Alright know, yeah, in fact, I've known for a long time. Okay,
but I can't wait to inform you guys got up.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
On Rock.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. I'm sorry someone
was in here. Someone had to have been in the
studio over the weekend because my microphone is broken. Like
I'm literally pulling tape to try to make it so
it'll sit right so I can talk into it.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, Al Squeaky Mike.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I didn't even Yeah, that was Pearl Jam best band
in the world, best band in history, frankly in my opinion,
and we'll find out soon. I think who the new
drummer will be. Oh, because Matt Cameron. Hello, it just swings.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Around like I hate that you have to tighten your grip.
I've tried to then move up and down a little faster.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I can't grip it because it makes too much noise.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
All right, Okay, Maria, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh man? I love sports, we know so much and
I'm just so excited to bring you guys this story.
Because a website called smile Hub, so you know, if
it's legit.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah that sounds fake.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
It has ranked all fifty states for sports lovers. They
looked at stuff like the number of professional teams, sports
related jobs, and fan engagement, among seventeen other factors which
they just didn't.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Bother with us.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Here, okay, number one. I don't think we're going to
be surprised by this. Ohio.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's the number one sports state.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yep. Hall of Fame's there, the Ohio states. There.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You said it wrong. Ohio State university feels better. You
gotta put the emphasis on it fast. I guess you
got the Cavaliers. What else? Yeah, you have two sports cities,
big ten, you have the Mac. Yeah, there's a lot

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of sports in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I get that, But how does that be, you know,
illinoying with our colleges and our sports teams and all
that stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Why lose number two? New York not surprised?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, we are number three.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Who Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Pretty high up. I think that's about appropriate, don't you.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
When you start having two teams for sports, Yeah, you
got to be high on that list. And LA's got
to be next.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
California?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, yeah, well California, yea true, San Francisco and yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
And then number five is really surprising at Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm just kidding, By the way, how is California not
first having multiple huge cities with multiple teams in each one.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Fair weather fans?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay? Yeah, and then they've also had a lot of
teams move out of Cali recently. It's interesting. Yeah. Oh yeah, true,
they're all going to Vegas or a bunch of them. Yes, yeah,
where's Wisconsin on that?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Let's see eighteen? Oh good, yeah, Michigan is thirteen, okay, fair,
Pennsylvania's number six, Colorado number seven?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Where is Texas?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh that's fine, that's another big state with a lot
of twenties.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Really yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Right, this list is what I'll say, hogwash.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, above Texas, we have an Arizona, Wisconsin, Jersey, Kansas Jersey.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Texas football is too big in Texas. There's no way,
no way. Yeah, that's wild, all right.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I mean I still think I think Ohio is number one?
Is weird?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It makes sense?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't know, guys. I went to the tippy top
of the sports people Hub, so I'm pretty sure all
this is really legit.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. How do you feel
about this list? I know I'm good with where Illinois is.
I just do you agree with Ohio being number one?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I know you don't. I'm all in.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Who should be number one?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think it should be probably Texas. Yeah, rock ninety
five five. It is the morning Mastit and that rooster
we all love as Rocky. He'll have your next chance
to win one thousand dollars after eight today.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Reddit user ask chat gpt to list the best human experiences,
which is interesting because this is a robot telling us
about the best human experiences.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
If he's pulling all the conversations that they've had, then
I'm intrigued by this.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I think it's mean. It's like asking Pinocchio what it's
like to be a real boy.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I'm gonna start at number ten, and I'm gonna go
quick till we get five.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Number ten, finding your true purpose or passion.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, that's a good feeling, right.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I mean, I don't believe that anyone has a true
purpose or passion. You kind of choose that.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
But yeah, traveling somewhere that transforms your perspective.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Number eight. Hearing I love you for the first time
and meaning it back.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Sometimes it gets dangam it?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, makes my heart hurt a little too. At number seven,
laughing until you cry.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Great.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, you remember when you were in school and you
just couldn't hold it in, and your buddy, every time
you would glance over at you from across the class,
you guys would just be.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I feel like that was our dynamic. Every morning, every
single morning I come in here and I wi laugh
harder than I did the day before.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
The best feeling one of the best, by the way, Okay,
all right. Number six experienced experiencing nature at its most majestic,
a sunset from the top of a mountain, something.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Like that, all right.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
And number five helping someone in a life changing way. Yeah,
inspiring someone, saving someone's life, being there before someone and
no one else was. Number four being truly understood, which
is nice. I mean, holy moly, especially if you're misunderstood
a lot in your life and someone gets you again.
A Reddit user asked chat gpt to list the best

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human experiences. Number three achieving a lifelong dream the moment,
the moment when effort, patients and persistence finally pays off.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Okay, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah I feel like that with this show. Oh yes,
sure that because for twenty two years I've dragged my
ass around this country. I mean, working for six dollars
an hour in Eugene, Oregon and DJing at a strip
club just to make the rent on my crappy studio apartment.
Like the you know, it's a good feeling, we get it.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Number two becoming a parent or a caregiver, witnessing life
grow because of you. Love deep been through responsibility and
wonder and number one, falling deeply in love.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I was trying to have feelings, man, I I don't
know how I feel.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Falling in love is the best feeling. Sometimes it just
doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Falling, I suppose in like true, reciprocal, respectful.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, I've fallen in at the bottom of the fall.
Damn this I fall was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I imagine that feels really great. I don't really have
much experience in that area, but like, it sounds really nice.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Dear, chat GPT, how can I not fall in love?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's probably better that you don't have feelings chat GPT.
Just continue like that.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Don't get mad.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
You know, an entire part of the emotional spectrum still
feel it.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Speaking of getting mad mares, some people are mad. There's
a big nerd fest going on. I don't know the
name of it whatever. They've canceled it and people are
right here in Chicago and people are pissed.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, we're gonna talk about that nerd news. Next, it's
time to york out. If you were looking forward to
epic Con Chicago three, I'm sorry it's been canceled. They're
very abruptly canceled. Over the weekend less than a week away,

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because it was supposed to happen this weekend over at
Navy Peer with fan experiences including a lot of actors
and actresses from TV and movies, including Pretty Little Liars
and a few others. They do have an email that
you can send to get refunds.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh, they finally have that because I heard over the
weekend people were saying they didn't know how to get refunds.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
They weren't offered refunds. So it's bigger than that because
there's you know, buying a ticket and getting a refund,
But if you're out of state, you're talking about hotels,
you're talking about flights, you're talking about whatever travel or
parking that you have set up for this, and additionally
getting your money back for your booth as a vendor. Hey,

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but if you're a vendor going in looking to recoup
that ans and then make your budget for the rest
of the month or however long, you now have all
this extra product that you can't sell. So there's a
lot of issues going into this. And additionally, I also
feel bad for the actors that were coming into town
because this is a good way for them to make

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an extra piece of change between being on set and
being at movies. So just a lot of stuff going
on here, and they've been fairly quiet outside of saying
that they've canceled.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Sounds like the company is having issues from anyway. From
what the news article I read said, there was debt
issues on the back end and sort of sounds like
it's just not a good situation.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
So Epic con Fire Festival then.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Basically it did look like they have a Boston one
coming up later this year that may still be happening,
and then they have a spooky event also listed on
their social media, and with this con specific I was like, well,
who's going to be there? It is a lengthy realist
of people, and I want to say it might have
been over fifty. But when you're looking at booking guests,

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you got to get their hotel, you got to get
their flight, and then I don't know how it works
as far as them charging to be on site or
if they have to pay a fee for them to
be there and give a cut after you pay for
your autographs. Not sure on all that, but clearly they
went over their budgets. Yeah, just that's insane and wild
and its sad because this is a fun event.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
What is the website if people want to go like email.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
So it is an email. It's refunds at epic cons
dot com and it is up on their Facebook page
Epic Events and Entertainment if you do want to get
a look at that. If you go to the website,
it just says that Epic Cons Chicago is canceled. Their
instagram still has a lot of posts and items up

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and hasn't put the official statement up just yet. But yeah,
I feel bad for everybody involved trying to go sell,
make money or just have a good time.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
The travel parts sucks, yeah, because especially people plan for
stuff like this for a year, six months.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
There's a woman traveling from Florida. She's out one thousand
dollars yeap. That sucks. Yeah, and that's just after the
fees and whatnot. So hopefully you can find another con.
But if you're headed to Chicago for whatever reason, there's
a ton to do. There's always a ton to do
around the city.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, come hang out with us.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
We are your friends, swing on bod.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
We're also nerds, nerds, nerds, nerds.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
And nerds and a nerd at nerds. Yeah, we got problems. Sorry, Sue.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Fighters have celebrated thirty years together as a band. What
a beautiful commitment. I sure hope. Oh no, see find
out that Dave Girl has had a music project on
the side by him suddenly releasing like a new single
with that band or.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Something surprise single, no less, among his many other bands
and opportunities that he has around.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah it's morning Mos been on Rock ninety five to five. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was in a fair joke, Mike.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
We're all searching for serenity.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Serenity now these days as things are crazy out there.
The lake front a popular destination right here in Chicago,
except on Sunday nights at North Avenue Beach, where screams
now pierce the peace and quiet. Have you heard of
scream clubs?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So when I was in Colorado, people would go to
the top of mountains and they pick up a big
rock and they throw it off the mountain and scream,
and it was symbolic of them letting something go.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, it's a rage room outside room for the game.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
They're now doing that at North Avenue Beach. Springing screaming
practice sessions are going on now on Sunday Nights The
Unusual Rituals courtesy of the Scream Club Chicago by a
guy named Manny Hernandez, a men's transformational coach and breath
breath work practitioner. Okay, this is interesting. I mean, I
guess if it helps people, that's cool. I mean, if

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you look at it, I don't want to be living
down there.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
They've always said that rock and metal listeners are some
of the most adjusted people around, and that's because we
scream with those songs when they come on and just
get it out in that moment. And then even better,
when you're at a show and you're all screaming together
and singing along, it is cathartic. It's just a good experience.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, you have that outlet for the anger, so you're
not taking it out on anything or anyone that you
can actually hurt.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Point in case, the mash pit.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
The mash pit, yes, a phenomenal example. When I was
in high school my first couple of years, I went
high school in Georgetown in DC, and right by the
Key Bridge, like underneath and to the side, there used
to be a bridge, a different one, and what was
left behind was like just these two like pillards where
the bridge used to be. We used to call it

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the cliff like rocks, and people would graffiti them all
the time. Yeah, yea da. But me and my friends
and other people too, we weren't the only ones doing this.
We would go any glass that we had that day,
who would take with us just smash that glass against
the rocks and it felt so good. When you are
fourteen years old and like doing the work of a
college student.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I would be so embarrassed to be these people. Come on,
handle your problems like you know, like I do, shove
them down real deep, and drink on the weekends, just
like Dad used to.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Pod. On Rock ninety five five, they used to have
a backup singer by the name of Katy Perry.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
No kidding.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, she used to sing backup vocals for them. There's
a lot of great videos with her saying it's oh interesting,
I have no idea. Yeah, that's crazy, get.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Back to it.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I would actually look.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
I mean, she's an astronaut now, so let's not. You
can't put two and two together.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
With a song like Satellite that would be too perfect.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Or et Oh god, we can't do. Katie Perry jokes
on Rock ninety five to five. That's just like ridiculous.
What we can do is be informed adults that are
in touch with our society. But sometimes that comes at
the cost of your mental health because those headlines are
just brutal. We don't want to do that to you,
please don't. And so when the corporate chills told us

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that we needed a news segment, but to just put
a positive spin on the news headlines, I was like,
I would love to do that. Do we have any
ideas how And they're like, no, you can figure it out.
So I did. I'm gonna put a positive spin on
those headlines just like they told me to. This is
bad news. Bears toddler dies after dental surgery and you just.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Pick the kid ones now to bother me.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, I hate the kid one cool. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
It just makes me feel like that'd be the worst
thing ever to have a kid die.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, Deeth probably looked great. Former officer suspected of killing wife.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Say that one again.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
A former officer he was killed. He's also suspected of
killing his wife.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh the we we.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yikes.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah. After plowing his car into a crowd outside of
La nightclub, the driver was beaten and shot by bystanders.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Don't drive your car into a crowd of people outside
a nightclub.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's an easy one.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Man dies in a little Cottonwood Canyon.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Rock slide, probably just out trying to enjoy the nature.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I just like the name Little Cottonwood Canyon. Man, you're dead.
Call of this. It's just bad news.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Bears. Let's follow up with swingers next on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Damn Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning
marsh Pit is on a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Low, what what are you laughing at?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I pulled an old squeaky mic over here?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
What was about you?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
The second that Merris turned on the mics and motion.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I'm not even gonna worry about it being a thing. No,
it's just us, that is what it is.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's a little easter egg for you, dear listener. Anytime
you hear that's us mess.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I swear to God, I moved my monitor one more time.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Maria, No it's not Maria. What do you got anyway?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh yes, swing Athon, Oh yeah, it's called swing Athon,
the UK's biggest annual swingers festival, held over a three
day weekend in the small village of Allington, where only
eight hundred and ninety seven people live, had around one

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thousand people come.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
This year they had a thousand people what they had.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Walked away.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
The event featured play tense, Don't like that, foam parties,
Oh the Surprise, pole dancing, mobile dungeons, which in and
of itself hilarious, hilarious dungeon on wheels, incredible and more.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
That adds extra risk to the dungeons. You could be taken.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It's like those carnival rides where they not only just
put you in a circle, but like the thing itself
spins phenomenal. Before the festival finished, some residents complained about
the noise, especially loud moaning sounds, and they worried that

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the village was getting a reputation as England's swinger hub.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
You take a village of nine hundred and add one
thousand people that are arriving to have sex. It wasn't
gonna be smooth.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I was like, yeah, it's gonna be a loud weekend,
especially since you got mobile dungeons just rolling through.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
This is incredible, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
So the festival organizer his name is Matthew Cole. He
defended the event as respectful and inclusive, indeed emphasizing safe
sex practices and regular testing. Tickets were priced at about
two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's not bad for the weekend for like a.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Sure thing too man and included live music, DJs, workshops,
and demonstrations.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
It's basically just a weekend party as sex.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah, you said this was in Naperville. That's the
one thing people have informed me here. They're like, you
don't put ketchup on hot dogs, and if you want
to be a swinger, you go to Naperville. Really, I
have a question. I was actually thinking about this. Why, well,
why Naperville? Is it a bunch of married There's people who.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Have nothing better train that goes to Napi.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I feel like you should do some investigative reporter.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think you should still got to go to Naperville
just for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Come.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
We still got to get the Hawaiian shirts out and
go have vacation in Naperville, although it could be a
little more fun.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Now I am, because yeah, like you said, it is
rich married people people and they also have a lot
of space in their houses. They don't have to have
mobile dungeons.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Or they do. Hey eight four four nine fifty. Are
there any mobile sex dungeons in Abville? Hey?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are you a swinger? Do you live in Neighborville? Call
me what's up? Eight fifty?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Or walk you talk back on that?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
iHeartRadio app Yes, say it, but their whole chest say it? Swinger?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Don't you dare? No, it's too easy.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Hardly know her huge Happy birthday to Chris Cornell. We're
remembering him two days ago was his birthday, Little audio slave.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Now, sorry about the swinger story. Right before that, Chris,
Now that is an obscure indie artist named bon Jovi,
Oh my goodness with his song Wanted Dead or Alive.
That's a special request called in from Lauren O'Neill. Okay,
and we'd like to dedicate that to her. Narrow welcome
Coago's rock station. Maris.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yes, it's time for five things, really five ish things
you almost certainly need to know. We're starting off with
ice cream. There is a number one flavor across the country.
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Area vanilla, but also like not it's also like caramel,
but it's also butter Pecan okay, and also areo half baked? Yeah,
like if we're doing it Ben and Jerry's.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
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America's favorite ice cream with the Clothing two a viable
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us your most popular ice cream flavor flavors, followed by
chocolate and cookies and cream. Moose Tracks is a big

(26:52):
favorite for a Great Lakes region, like butter Pecan Rain
Supreme in South and North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I think Moose Knuckles.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Homer Palooza is coming to Disney Plus. If you are
a Simpsons fan, Yes, they do have a twenty four
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and now they have two hundred plus Homer centric episodes
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is a little bit of a back door for you

(27:26):
to win twice. A lucky winner the door twice for
the prize. A lucky winner won a million dollars twice
with the power Ball because he bought two separate tickets
with the same numbers, thinking he had missed the deadline.
He ended up purchasing too. Now what happened was he
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(27:48):
other monetary payouts, but not the big prize, So technically
he won twice. Interesting. Yes, this was in Massachusetts. I
don't know that the Illinois Lottery or Illinois State Lottery
will allow that suspect the cues of stealing a fire
truck is still at large. There was recently a medical

(28:09):
incident in an apartment and fire trucks were called to
the scene. When the firefighters returned to the truck, it
was gone, but there was a trail of broken vehicles
as more than a a dozen cars were damaged along
the way. And somehow this gentleman is still at large.
He escaped on foot and police are asking for help

(28:30):
and finding the gentleman.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, he should get away with that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
That's at this point. Yeah, that's the most gta thing
I've ever heard. And finally, a man that wasn't one
of you chainsaw winners winners there we go, was charged
with chopping down more than twelve of his neighbor's trees
to improve his ocean view. I was actually sixteen mature

(28:54):
trees that ranged in variety from Cedar, Cherry and Leland, Cyprus.
He is being charged with vandalism, mister meanor trespassing and
tree destruction, and the neighbor is now also suing for
one point four million dollars in damages. I don't know
how much trees are, but if you got a chainsaw

(29:14):
for us, be careful what you're trimming out there take
a long time to grow back. So, like you know,
I love learning about these songs. Sublime on Rock ninety
five to five based on a true story, not.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
That one kind of what it was outlearning about that basis.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Eric Wilson said that Wrong Way is about a girl
they used to know in Long Beach, and it's mostly true.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
All right, Well, let's not go back all those lyrics
in the Bell writ.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Now not at all.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Now looking ahead and recommend you favee. All right. Do
you guys know about jeep ducking?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, jeeps are so big in Colorado.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I know exactly, so if you dear listener, don't know,
jeep ducking is when someone who owns a jeep sees
another jeep in the parking lot and they're like, ah
for jeep bucks and they leave a rubber duck on
that other jeep and usually like a note with something funny,
but you know, sometimes they just leave.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Who has the time, who's got the ducks?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
And are they in a row? Well, similarly, now there's
a trend gaming steam out there that involves Suparoo owners
and they're not just like dating each other. Instead of
rubber ducks, people participating in Moo Moo Suparoo, oh boy,
share it, diner toy cows and pun filled notes, it's

(30:44):
just like a fun little community culture thing.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Cool guys, real cool.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
I know.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I don't give a crap about any of that.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Also, though, bizarre, because how does something that random catch on?
Like if I went back to my car and I
didn't know about either of these things and suddenly there
was like a rubber duck on my car, I'd be like,
oh my god, this paranoid Facebook memes are true. I'm
about to be sex trafficked by someone that likes ducks.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yes, seriously, I'm about to get ducked. No, no to Okay,
I'm convinced that everybody in the world just wants to
be in a group. Everybody's a lonely Oh no, everybody
wants to be a part of something. Can you imagine
I'm thinking about that. You get the cow. You're having
a bad day, right, somebody left them for I feel
it gives me a little dopamine, yes, a little, a
little rush, a little bit, and then maybe I'm part
of something now too, which screw these kids. You have

(31:32):
a super I know I would never do this.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You don't want to be a part of the movie.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
If someone did that, I would chuck it in hopes
that they saw and I'd be like, I never put
things on my car again.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
So you don't want to be part of something.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
No, I don't want to be a part of that.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
You actively don't know what condition your car's in right now?
No I know.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I mean it's not great condition, a flat tire, But
only has this been sitting? Yeah, when was the last
time you drove two and a half months ago. The
problem is the gas. I have old gas in it,
so I got it like I I gotta hire somebody
to come in and psyphon the gas out and then
fix it up. And I mean, it's fine, it's just
been sitting.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
So no, I'm not blays so cheap on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
If I go out and there's a cow on top
of it. I'm going to be like a full blown cow. Second. Wait,
never mind, thank you, it's just sitting there. What do
you have? What's your Nissan?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah? Oh, I was thinking like a ninja turtle.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
But all my turtle a needle tedle, A needle tedle
turtles come together. What don't I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Just leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
No, I can't ask a question. I can't ask a question.
How do you synchronize something like that? You know for
the whole group that's you gotta be really competent.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Same stroke, giggdy it in numbers game like what you
got a written?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Done?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Talking?

Speaker 5 (33:05):
What I do?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yay? That is a sport.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Really had some good baseball over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
We did.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Cubs took the series from the Red Sox with big
big one on Saturday, six to nothing, and the White
Sox swept the Pirates with their first road sweep since
twenty twenty two and their first sweep of the season period. Okay,
I mean that's something to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I mean it is way more often than that. Yeah,
dust and stuff building.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
But the big news, maris, what's the big news?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Michael?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
You think I'm gonna say something, but I'm not. I
was gonna give you a hard time that the Cubs
were in first place over the weekend for about four hours.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Before the Tigers played again.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
But anyway, we won't talk about that. The big news
is Crosstown Classic is this weekend? Oh is this week
this weekend. I'm going on Sunday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Rate
Yield will be packed with Cubs fans, packed with White
Sox fans.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Okay, I know what you did. It's gonna be. That
was nice of you, a party that was nice of you.
I don't think you'll actually yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I just want us all to get along.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Shut up. This is fun.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
The tickets are bendy, though. I mean, that's a big
These are three big games.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Be funny. It doesn't matter if both teams are terrible.
Obviously great when both teams are amazing, but this rivalry
transcends what the records are. I've been going to Wriggly.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
A lot, but when we went to the White Sox game,
I love I'm just gonna say it. I like the stadium. Yes,
I like the food options, so I'm excited I could
watch the Cubs with all the good food options. It's
gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Are you getting your Chicago dog again? Are you gonna
go for something else?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I like the Chicago Dog the way they did it
at rate Field because I could make it myself, so
I could really just build it out the way I liked.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
So, Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Are you gonna do a Chicago dog review?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I was thinking about it. I have to build it myself,
considering all the Chicago dog's reviews I've done so far
have been messed up. Of them they poured too much
cell resalt, couldn't eat it. Yeah, second one there wasn't
a poppy seed bun. It was like a little thin
like Walmart bun. And then the third one, the last
one I did yesterday, was at the Harry Carry Sports Museum.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, the bun was so hard that when.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I bit into it, all the stuff flew out the top.
I don't know what's going on. Can we not get
Chicago dog right?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Struggling with are.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Hard and then stuff spews out the top? Man? God
that anyway, buddy, Hey, let's help.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Michael eight four four ninety five fifty. What are your
favorite hot dog stands? Are your favorite place to get
a Chicago style dog? I'm trying to find the perfect
dog suggestions.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I'll give us the tourist one.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
No, like you gotta go to Gene and Juice. That's
the one. Everybody's saying, have that. Maybe I'll do that today.
And there's a there's a few out by me. I
got to remember the names.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Could I go to your house?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
That was answer.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I don't never mind. No, no, no, no no, because
we have a red Lobster eight that we've got to do.
And then I guess we gotta do a hot dog
day and then I might just grow or something. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, yeah, we gotta.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Do or olive garden. They got a new menu items too.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
You guys a wanna go be family? We are family
when you're there, you're family. Oh my god, why doesn't
Vin Diesel have an olive garden partnership? They're really missing
out on that one.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Family.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
And now.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
It is the Morning Watch pit on Rock ninety five five.
Ask and you shall receive. We've got a hot dog
recommendation for Michael feen Dean. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Hey, good morning, guys, how are you doing it?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
We're doing great? How are you doing?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I'm you a fan? Plastic this morning.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Love that phenomenal. So what are your hot dog recommendations
for Michael?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I got two before you markets to go on to
the suburbs. Nicky's on a hundred and forty third this
role that's smarter than a stepfather at Okay, And now
if you're gonna stay in the city, if you want
to treat yourself, Okay, this is only if you want
to treat yourself, take yourself out of the Wiener circle.

(37:11):
Phenomenal hot dog. But the best part about it, you
gotta wash it down with a chocolate motion done.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, that sounds good, So Dean, I agree with you
completely expensive. Yeah, they are expensive, but it's best to
get a milkshake late at night, right.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, no, that that's the only time to go. Mike.
I'm that's talking for lunch. Like this is like like
a eleven o'clock but it's gotta be a chocolate milkshake.
It's gonna run you about twenty bucks. Yeah, but I
tell you life changing.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Listen. I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
If my goal is to find the perfect Chicago dog
and people keep telling me to get this chocolate shake,
I gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, it should just go after a concert, you know,
but goodness, yeah, we go to it. You haven't gone
to Wiener Circle and gotten a hot dog and a
chocolate shake either, Maria means a.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Chocolate shake too. In the yard.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You guys could share a chocolate They could share a
chocolate shake, right, Dean.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Oh no, they can't. And I think, and I think
I think the woman making the shake with.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Absolutely And that's that's fair.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Dean.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
When was the last time you had a chocolate shake?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I was about two weeks show, good job, I'm shaker.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Now do you like a chocolate shake with more ice
cream or more milk? What's the consistency you like with.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Your Honestly, I like a little bit sicker. I'm more like, yeah,
I'm kind of like a blizzard up right now, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Oh yeah, Hey, how much shake could I get for
a thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Let me tell you get a shake for about two
days that ice cream machine. I tell you that.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Dean, call us anytime.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
But you are awesome. Have a great day, guys. Thanks
a lot, Dean. Okay, so yeah, we we have to
add that back to our field trip list. We're going
to go to the Wiener Circle late at night to
get you both a chocolate shake.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Can we do can we all do our review together?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Interview together?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah. I think the Wiener Circle would absolutely love that,
especially if we came through with a thousand dollars from Rocky. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, and only if you are eating one end of
the hot dog and you are.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
A hot dog. Yes, I mean we won't, but you
have to take a bite out of the middle. We
can't leave you out. That a great picture. Yeah, it'd
be a great picture. I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I'll take a fight right out of the middle. That's
very on part of me.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
All right. I am your next chance to win one
thousand dollars with Rocky the Roosters. Next on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
One of the most famous bands on tour right now
says that they owe their success to seeing a Smashing
Pumpkins show as they were coming up. Will tell you
who it is in the Rock Report coming up at
nine right here on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
And speaking of rock shows, my guys, I saw Pantera
over the weekend Park so good. Not only was the
show itself great, because they just know exactly how to
stoke their audience. I mean, they're pros Zach Wilde on
that guitar in the way that he shreds that thing.
He knows how to put on a show when he's

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like playing those rifts.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah, respect walk indeed, which by the way, just been
jamming out to this one for like a week straight
at this.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Point, as you should.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
The show itself phenomenal. A Mona Marth opened and they
have their like Viking setup, so dope, but also just
my favorite probably crowd that I've been in.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Really Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
We're in the pit. Everyone there is just there to
like let it all go and then but like so
respectful simultaneously.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
But the rules of the pit.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, but let's not pretend that everyone follows the rules.
And certainly at a show with like say, a younger crowd,
I was just gonna.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Say, I bet the older crowd people are watching out.
I mean most of these dudes who used to wash
the pantera yeah, probably now have kids, yes, you know
what I mean, like young girls and grants, some of
them maybe grandkids.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
At this point, it was like thirties and up for
the most part.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
The last show I saw where there was an intense
mash pit, you could see the younger crowd getting into
it with the older crowd, and in between sets, I
saw the older pit goers just kind of go, hey,
this is what we're doing, this is how we're gonna
keep moving forward. But yo, let's have fun. And then
like by the time we went from the opener to
the closing act, you could see like the pit was

(41:33):
in full swing and everybody knew what they needed to do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I just love metal dudes. They know exactly like where
the boundaries are. They're like gentle giants. It's like these
huge tatted dudes and these like battle jackets with all
their patches. And then like the mashpit opens and then
of course I'm not gonna get in the pit. I'm
five foot one. I will die.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yeah, you gotta be careful.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
You're like an arm panel of anybody you got the guns.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
The guns are not not as big as theirs.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Problem for you as this elbow. People won't see you. Yeah,
I'm tall enough that if I'm looking around and you're
down lower, I'm not gonna see you.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Also the problem is that if you push me, I'm
gonna just.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Gonna fly, see her, just fly up in the air
out of the pit.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
So like when you're on the edge of the pit,
sometimes you'll still get bumped a little bit.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I got bumped one time. And the second that happened,
another giant dude who was not participating in the pit
but just like recognized he's a big old barrier, was like, hey,
stand here and put me like right up front, and
was like, yeah, no, no, get in front of me, and
I'll protect you from like this thing.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I was like, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Mashpit mommy. I was telling you about like she had
her friends behind her that she was protecting, but she
wanted to get in and get a little rough with people,
so that's what she did.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, it's fun, and I don't know, I kind of
think mashpits are cute.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Cute.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's like the definition of boys will be boys, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Would think of a different word, quite cute.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
No, it's cute because like they're in there. Sure it's
like angry motions, but everyone's smiling, they're all having good times.
Like I'm gonna push you.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Bro, like that was you, bro. Everyone goes in with
good intentions. Yeah, and then if you catch a random elbow,
people could get little grumpy, but everybody else sort of
stops it too. If something starts, you know, which is cool?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Do you self check everybody in the pit then it
goes better.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
That's cute, Like how do I sexual man just really
want to touch each other without gay accusations? And I
can salute you now I understand.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
All right, guys speaking of rock and roll, ghost Oh
coming to town and we got a little Fun to
the Head coming up for ghost tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Well, Patrick Swayze be there not that ghost ghost whoop?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah, Demy, you could come hang out.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
And now Fun to the Head.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with John.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Job?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
What's going on? How are you today? I'm doing great, guys,
I got through. Yeah, indeed, and we're happy to have
you here in Fun to the Head. This is the
lovely trivia game where you're gonna answer questions. Take one
of us hostage, and we can answer one question for
you to save if you don't know the answer, and

(44:12):
we get shot when you don't get questions right. Nerve
darts though, So it's okay, but John, the decision now
is who do you want to take hostage? Myself? Maria
or Michael.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
You already know I gotta take Michael.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yes, he said with so much confidence.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I mean, if you if you were picking someone to
help you out, you got to pick the smartest guy
in the room. So this is gonna work out great. Yeah, okay,
John and Glenwood.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
I glanced up at the board. There's other names on it.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I just morning.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Oh, we appreciate it. Appreciate it. All right, we're gonna
get the question one. Maria, are you ready? All right?
Here we go. Question one? What do you call an
animal that eats meats and plants? John? What do you
call an animal that eats meat and plants?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Can?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Oh? I mean, God, doing your best?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I think shoots hard.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
It is an omnivore, my good man, carnivores meat. Yes,
omnivore eats both meat and plants. Uh. Let's go into
question number two. What horror movie stars the killer leather Face? Five? Four? Three?

(45:48):
I'm gonna have to Michael give them that lifeline. That
would be the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There you go, all right, Okay,
so you have your first question, right, you gotta get
two more to get these tickets. On to question three?

(46:08):
What alcohol comes from the agave plant? There you go, okay,
all right, all right, a solid moment to think on
that one. Good job, Maria. We appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
On Maria is literally nobody could see this, but she
is on her knees in the corner with the gun
and well oh, I mean she's in the corner on
the ground with the gatling gun pointed at my face.
I'm taking shots in the face.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Okay, in your face? All right, okay, goodness, come on,
be a lady. I question four. Kurt Kobang is the
lead seater of what hit Rock Band?

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Come on, John, you're oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
All right, John, well done, Yeah, thank you. I'm torn
sometimes when we're playing fun to the head because today
I wanted the Gatling gun to go off, But John,
I also wanted you to get these ghost tickets.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
I appreciate it, all right.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
But you've got your pair to go to the Skeletor
War Tour twenty twenty five on Friday, August first, And
you're also qualified to get that vinyl. It's a signed vinyl,
mind you, and that is from our friends and ghost
as well. John. Who are you taking with you to
this concert?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
My wife?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Of course? What's her name? Joey shout out Joey, your
wife's name is joe.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I love it when women have I don't mean to
sound bad, but like guy names like yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think it's hot.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
There was a there's a lady in my high school
class named Charlie. I thought that was very attractive.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah yeah, I believe she is named after Joey Heatherton.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I love that, love that. But Johnny, you are all set.
You're going to see ghosts. And for everybody else that
wants to see ghosts to get your tickets at ticketmaster
dot com. All brought to you by our friends at
Livenation dot com.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Job yeah them Boness on Rock ninety five to five
gonna make us a broth in the morning, mosh.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Pit broth is what you want right now?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Okay, listen, I could have made a lot of bone
jokes and I went with bron And for that, I
feel like you should be grateful. Frankly, yeah, we know. Anyway,
what's happening boys.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Time for a little rock news.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh I like a little rock news. I call it
pedal news.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
About a oneth ago we were talking about Tommy Lee.
I remember the whole situation where someone made a fake
Internet account as Ronnie Radkey and catfished Tommy Lee's girlfriend
at the time. Tommy Lee has come out and said
that we are still together. In an Instagram post on Saturday,
he says, quote, hey, fake news, We're not separated or divorced.

(49:04):
Get your bleep together, just toxic.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I'm Tommy Lee.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
We are unhappily together forever.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
He seems like such a mess to me, Yeah, just kidding.
This comes months after Furlun shared a video to TikTok
admitting she had been communicating with someone who she thought
was Ronnie Radkey behind Tommy Lee's back and talking is
a mess.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, to be clear, not Tommy's girlfriend. That's Tommy's wife.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Oh it is all married. Yeah, I thought it was
a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I no, that's full blow and cheating him.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
A big show that's coming to town that I'm excited about,
although I don't know if I'm gonna be able to
afford is my chemical romance. I've seen them. I've seen
them a bunch of times, and so it's hard for
me to spend two hundred and fifty dollars on a
nosebleed ticket. But apparently I'll do it, possibly bigger than ever.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
My chemical romance. I say, if we can get in
the building, let's go because I saw him at Riot Fast.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Oh my god, I gotta do it well. Now as
they continue on their tour, I think they've done two
dates now. They they're doing different things on each date.
The theme and the stage show is very big. And
then we learned something interesting over the weekend after they
played a cover at a show. And this is what
f sorry Mikey Gerard's brothers said about the band.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
That night when we saw when we saw the Madison
Square Garden show, and I remember like nudging him and
being like, this is what I want to do.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
And I was like, this is what we're gonna do.
I was like, and we're going to play this room.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I remember like him completely agreeing with me at the
moment and being like, you're absolutely right, you know, Like
we had like this, we had this moment at Madison
Square Garden when we were like, no, this is what
we're gonna do, you know, And we got We got
to play Madison Square Garden in in two thousand and eight,
I think we got to play there and I remember
my brother telling the story on stage.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
It was super cool, basically saying that the Smashing Pumpkins
are responsible basically for my Chemical Romance being a band,
and then over the weekend they covered Smashing Pumpkins at
the show.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
They have really similar vocal styles. It's not surprising. You
can hear the influence.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, it's interesting And I never even put it together
until he said that, and I'm like, oh wow, okay. Yeah,
the screams the particular way Gerard sings on some songs.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
It's that they don't really they don't care that much
about hitting the note. They do, but like they care
more about word coloring and like making sure the emotion
comes through them being precise on their notes.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, it's gonna be a it's gonna be a big show.
Soldier Field. The play hard to get tickets unless you
want to get them on the old second hand market
there a, but I.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Gotta get them on secondhand market at this point? Is
it sold out all the way? I should be? Okay? Well?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I think well, I figure if tickets are two hundred
and fifty dollars a piece for Nose Bleed, it's probably
sold out.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'll sell my soul. I'm not using it.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Yeah, do you have tickets?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Maria, you have a soul.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I'll get a soul and then I'll sell it.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
eBay, can I do this like Skyrim wise? Like I
just have to get like the soul gems and then
I can kill a bunch of squirrels and get tiny souls.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
You know what you gotta do, kill a human.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
You're right.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
I'll find out everything in the Rock world and all
the upcoming shows. Right now at Rock nine five five Chi.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Huck, we are ninety five minutes commercial free. Inside the
Morning Mashpit. Sang it, I did it, I did it.
I'm sorry. I know you aren't counting during that red
Hot Chili Pepper song, but they say give it away
sixty eight.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Times close, I know, come on so close, come on
one more time.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
You know they had it. There's an opportunity for greatness
there and just missed.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Sometimes. You know, we're only human. Oh lord, we have
flaws and imperfections which will be exploited in the Inevitable
Human Advices Robot Wah News from.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
The front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Researchers at the Beijing Institute of Technology have built a
tiny seventy four milligram brain controller, which is attached to
a bee's back and connected via three micro needles to
its brain. The device sends gentle electrical pulses that tell
the bee to turn left, turn right, move forward, or retreat.

(53:43):
In tests, bees follow commands about nine times out of ten.
I don't hate it, it's it's just we'd the instrument
is lighter than the nectar bees carry and a scene
as a breakthrough in insect based bio robotics, I just
propose using these cyborg bees for tasks like search and
rescue after disasters, environmental monitoring, and even even military reconnaissance,

(54:09):
you know, for the war, assuming they can improve power
sources and the amount of control.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
This reminds me of Black Mirror, straight up and down. Yeah,
they had created nanobots that were basically bees because the
bees died off and they needed to pollinate.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
So interesting.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
They had all these bee hives that were placed, and
then the bee hives became a security measure where they
could observe the neighborhoods around them, so like if something
was happening and they go in and look at and
I don't like it one bit. Yeah, the birds aren't real.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
I was.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Going to make that reference. Dear listener, if you don't know,
there is a conspiracy theory that says birds are not real,
they are just government cameras flying around all the time.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I believe birds are real, let me say that, But
I do think that if you could do it in bees,
probably make little spy cams and pretend birds that would
fly around and no one would ever recognize that they
weren't real.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Oh, you sure could. And another thing that we should
be scared of for this is it's not just like
fake bees as cameras. These are real bees. That's crazy
with brain controlling, which means we've made brain controlling devices.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I skip that part.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, so soon the robots are going to control our
brain and then, oh my god, we're going to be
the robots.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Don't you want a remote control for me and Michael?
Are you reverse? Oh my god, a controller from Maria?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Do you think I don't already have one?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Hit the button?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Hit the button. Theres from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot Wall. Living on a Prayer is the name
of that song from a small artist called bon Jovi.
Wow New Music on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
You're gonna have to add that to my heart radio playlist.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Did we play them earlier today?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
We did? You know? It's a day for them, Okay, yeah,
a big occasion. Yep, they're being played on the radio.
That's probably the first time for them.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I have a big occasion. Every day is text time.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
We like to do it. We like to hear it
from you.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
You could text us anytime, pictures, all kinds of stuff,
whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
It all comes right here into the studio.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Today we're talking about how well we're talking about dogs, baby,
and I've taken up on doing some reviews. I'm on
the hunt for the perfect Chicago dog, and I keep
getting screwed. Like I've done four of these reviews. Three
out of the four dogs basically inedible. So people have

(56:41):
been giving all sorts of recommendations here from the eight
one to five guys, how about super Dog in Niles.
That is high on my list. I keep seeing that everywhere,
and they have like the the female and the male
dogs on the roof, like the statues, which are kind
of funny. From the sixth ero super Dog Drive in
Okay about that to seven o eight. Fat Johnny is

(57:02):
on Southwestern Avenue.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
And I saw it unfamiliar.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I saw one that was fat something the other day
it was a yellow building fat Soos. Oh you were
in my neck of the woods, so I was like, oh,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Okay, But the thing with Fatsos you gotta get the shrimp.
They have the best. I'm from Maryland, you do seafood.
They have the best fried shrimp I've ever had in
my life.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Okay, I like that recommend h I've seen you that animated, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Because I haven't had an amazing seafood again from Maryland,
so my standards are pretty Yeah, so you guys can't
be for Maryland entity over here. But oh yeah, they
have the best fried trimp I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I'm game from the seven to seven, three Jim's Hot
Dogs on Maxwell Street and from the two on nine.
How about Devil Dogs or Portillo's. Let me tell you
my third review is Devil Dogs. I was very disappointed
by the way the dog was really good, but the
bud they gave me. You know when you get a
bun from like the grocery store and it's small and
it's flat and it's not poppy seed. Yeah, yeah, how

(58:07):
do you rate the perfect hot dog. If the bun
isn't a poppy seed bun, that's.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Seemed so two things. Go to Portillo's. Okay, you gotta
go to Portillo's. Okay. Also, I think if you haven't
already set your standard for what you're describing as a
perfect Chicago style dog, and that's gonna help because there
are places that just don't do poppy seed even know.
I love a poppy seed, but I can I can
make by without a poppy seed. Well, then you'll lose.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Earlier, you said like the male and female hot dog,
and I'm trying to picture it in my head because
to me, a female hot dog is just like a
roast beef sandwich.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Did you, Oh my god? They do you?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Look up a picture of the statues on the roofless?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
From the six three Oh. I love that Michael is
oblivious to the chocolate shake. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
But we're aware of chocolate shakes. You can always sex
us eight Okay, guys, And if you don't video of
your chocolate shake.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Don't give it away. In the words of Red Hot Chilip.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
It probably tastes good. I mean, who doesn't like what
do you like vanilla or chocolate if you had to
pick a shake.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
We did talk about vanilla being the most popular ice
cream flavor today.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I'm a chocolate guy.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Those are my only two. Then I'm going vanilla.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Okay, yeah, what about your vanilla shake or chocolate shake.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I'm a little lacto. I gotta watch how much milk
intake it I get on a regular bits.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, so it's either just straight ice cream or nothing
at all. Cheese is good with though, I'm good with cheese.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Like I said, you can always text us, and you
can text all the everybody on the station all throughout
the day. Eight four four.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
You've heard of running a train?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Oh, now get ready for runaway trains Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Worse because we only don't know where that trains. Step
processing there, step process don't do.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
It means whatever they are running on is not that
good if they're running away, you.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Know, unless you're at the Swingers convention. I got that
on going back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
What another phenomenal show. We did it for the morning moshpit.
By the way, if you're ever listening to this and
maybe you want to get more context or you're like
I want to listen to the whole show. You can
do that. There's a podcast. It's on the iHeartRadio app.
If you don't feel like downloading an app, do it anyway.
But you can also just go to rock ninety five
five shi dot com and then like on that left

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hand side there, you'll see the on air tab. Then
you click the Morning Moshpit thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah, we don't say this enough, but follow us too.
Oh yeah, I think we take it for granted that
you know, we're just sort of in the world of
social media and all that. But if you don't follow us,
follow us. We do crazy things online and we love
being connected with you guys at Morning Moshpit and you
can find us all there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Too, Yeah, all our individual ones.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, we're fun people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah, i'd like you when you show off on the
gram mares.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah, it's a rare occasion. I gotta get better. I
got some stuff that I just need to put together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
And I think that that's why I like it though,
because it's just so scarce rare that it's just like, oh, Maris.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Whenever your video pops up, I'm always like, oh, look
at a look at my Marasta.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
He came out today like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
A ground hug. Yeah, I speaking of our boy is
Walton today. Yes, let's go Walt, he's after us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Hang on, Yeah, Walt Flakes, the keyboardist from Stepping Westward.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Have you heard of him?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Oh my god, I'm such a huge fan of his work.
M that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Oh, I'm sorry. You monologue sometimes, so I thought you
were going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
I've never monologued in my life. It's always a dialogue,
always an open conversation between the three of us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Are you sure it's not a trialogue?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Can you stop talking?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
I was trying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I'm really trying a monologue right now.