August 5, 2025 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
In order to have a bad reputation. That implies that
you have a reputation at all, which means people would
know who we are.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Thank you, Good morning. It's the morning mash fit on
Rock in ninety five five. My name's Maria Palmer. I'm Mares,
I'm Michael, and we.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Have recovered from Lala Daylight A dollar short I have
there it is.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I actually don't even think that I can. I'm not
even going to say I'm fully a person yet, but
I don't.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Think you can do Lala past twenty five without taking
two days off.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I honestly don't think I'm going to be human until September,
and by that I mean mid to late September.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Because even as we were like running.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Through Lalla, like, oh, this is a lot of fun,
it was okay, Lincoln Park, Offspring, my chemical romance system of.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
A down Yeah, everything else in between all of that,
all the shows we actually want to go to.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was gonna hang my booty shorts up, but Maris,
I guess we could keep them out for the rest
of the summer shows.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I would love that more than anything. Michael, Yeah, keep
the cheeks in the wind, my friend.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I saw people looking at Laala. I saw people looking
cheeks in the wind.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How flappy They're flappy?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, that's not a good look. Maybe a little body glitter,
body shage exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Honestly, I was really proud, like I kept bumping into people.
No excessive glitter.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, thank god, I will say, though, I'm surprised to
how quickly I feel I've aged out of Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I look around and I'm like, are you fourteen?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And they're like I'm twenty four, and I'm like, ah,
I'm gonna die tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I got past that because it was just like,
it's just fun listening to music. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, like we did oh danger Zone, we got Maria
past five one day?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah how wild? Fine? Yeah? Yeah I liked it.
You're good cool. I think you're aware now. Five drinks
Yeah you just had past five? Ye five out.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Marjoritas Maria, Yeah, out at the CLU. But to you
fair also five well paced?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it was like it was a drinking hour. Yeah,
but I don't like to go past Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Not me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Were you drunk? I mean, listen, you didn't really seem like, yeah,
I'm good, getting a good tolerant here.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, they had a little backstage happy hour thing, so
I would run home sometimes I would like clean up
a little bit and be like, oh, I gotta get
back for that happy hour. It was free, free drinks.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So yeah, well going maybe because when you're sober, you
act drunk so often.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I just can't tell. That's my cover. I may be
drunk right now. Was lovely this past weekend. Thank you
so good job on that. Thank you. I made it happen,
Yes you did.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm just happy it's stuck and we didn't get like
a mystery weather in the midst of everything.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
That would suck. Wouldn't it random flood? Don't we do
have weather coming up next though, I'm doing everything I can.
I got the sun here today, I got the temperatures good. Unfortunately,
having a hard time with some of that wildfire smoke.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We'll get you caught up on everything. I'll coming and
we got gibs all day. Yeah, lots of tight entered.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh yeah, and listen if you want to contribute to
that wildfire smoke and do a little waken bake with us.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Who are we to judge?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's been a lot now w c HI weather with Michael,
who likes moisture readings way too much.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, the baby lungs. I'm upset. We get a sunny day,
temperatures in the low eighties.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
And a cloud smoke from Canada's blowing in and screwing
the whole thing up.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Kind of sucks it.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dw Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Out here weather from Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Guess there's an eighty percent chance that it's raining right now.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Now, it's gonna be a nice day and then clear
tonight and the nice day tomorrow. But again, we're gonna
just be dealing with the Canadian wild fire smoke. I
wish they put the fires out.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, they're trying, Mikey, Well.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They stole all the Smokey the Bear signs, so that's wait,
does Canada have Smokey the Bear.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, it's probably like a moose Canadian version. Yeah, exactly,
Muffy the moose.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Huffyff the moose.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh no, oh no, no, puppy no oil no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
makes fires worse.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
God, Oh my gosh. You think your dog knows if
you're having a bad day. I don't have a dog.
What about your cat? Yeah, it knows and makes it worse.
What about your gecko? She doesn't care, she's she does
what she wants.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Let's talk about this next eight four four, nine ninety
five fifty do you think your dog?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
No, you're having a bad day.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Man in the Box is where I'd like to spend
my weekends. You're on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Hello, Hi, Man in the box. The box? What's the box?
You've never heard of the box before. I'm confused as well.
I've heard of the box.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean, I don't think we're thinking about the same box.
And I want you to clarify your box.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's the other box. What's the other box? Mike? We
got news on dogs. No, it's me. No, it's my story.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You couldn't find the box right now before we get
into it.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What is the box? You don't know what the box is? No,
don't just in jail. I want to stay in the box. No,
not that box.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, it's a very nice box that about fifty actually
more than fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Percent of the population enjoys on a regular basis.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Bonny Blue, I'm not getting it. I don't know what
you're talking about, all right. Really never heard slang term
for box. Oh, I've heard slang term for box.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I think I'm with her. Are you talking about a
vagina right now? Yes? Okay, you are all right? Oh okay,
I got that? All right? Okay, rewind. Where did you
think I was going? I didn't know, because you're never
the pervy one.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm usually the pervy one, and I was really thrown
off guard.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Doesn't matter. We're talking about dogs now, anyway. Please stop
distracting me from the dog story. I think you sold
it a little too straight. Mar I was like, well
is he kidding? What was like? Hello, excuse me? Dead
jokes with Marish? You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Who even are you right now? Okay, sorry, we're on Jack.
We're focused corporate. Yell me later about the dog.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So you have a dog, yes, dang it stomping quite
a turn there, you have a dog.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You ever been, maybe in your fields and then your
puppa comes open, snow goes you.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yes, it makes me feel better. You you sweet boy.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's not like in your head. It's not you seeing
things that like you just want to say. There's a
study that says that dogs they can pick up on
your mood. So basically they can like read your facial
expressions and they know like what your sounds are, so like,
if you're happy and laughing, they know that that's like
a happy laughing thing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
If you're sobbing, then they know, oh it's not good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Also, this was my favorite part of the study is
they said that when you like look at your dog
and you feel like all that love and then you
look at their face and eyebros, you're looking at you
and it looks like they are looking at you and.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Love, they are.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Getting surges of oxytocin, not the love chemical.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How cute. So they're just not confused. No, no, they
w you.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, my dog is sensitive to the F word. Oh
so if you go mother, ever, he'll it goes to
the bedroom. Also if I huff, because my dog was
rescued and from what I've told, he was abused before
I got him, So he's a little sensitive. But if
I just go, I just see him off to the bed.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Buddy, it wasn't for you. He's like, I don't want
to deal with this. Dad's in a mood again. Yesterday
is having a tough day. And he's not the kind
of dog.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
It took him two years to ever even get up
on a couch with me because he's just a really scared,
little sensitive dog. And yesterday he climbed up on the
couch and put his head just put his head right
on my leg and oh, buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I got to meet your dog this weekend. Yeah, what'd
you think? He was a little snuffy at me, But.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's like usually he barks at people when they come in.
You guys even bark. He was like, hey, I know them.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Who barks at me. You didn't bark at Maris. So
I think your dog's sexist. Probably he doesn't like women
like people exactly. Maybe he's a dog.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What about cats? Obviously you have cats.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
They can tell having a really bad day yesterday, So
my cat pete on the bed.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What so thanks for that. Cats know and they're like,
what can I do with this message not received? Oh
she just does what she wants. She doesn't even save
you fifteen percent or more on your carn She.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Just sleeps with her eyes open and terrifies me because
I had to leave her for Lala and her sprayer
ran out of water. So I was like, oh, I
hope she's okay, And like when I got there, she
was just sleeping and I was like, you did so
with her eyes open. She has like eyelista, she can't close.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, so I sprayed and put some fresh water in there,
and she ate at some point.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I still don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, eight four four fifty send us pictures of your dog. Oh, yes,
for your cat. You're your rooster. I don't know specifically,
it doesn't world inside of.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Every text message that
comes in today, your name goes right in the hat
to win Leonard's Skinner tickets right here on Rock ninety.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning on Ohver.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
The weekend, we got quite a baseball game as the
MLB played their first game.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
At a speedway, Bristol Speedway.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yes, baseball happened, along with a lot of other garbage.
Tim McGraw and Pitbull did end up playing in a
pregame show that probably probably should have been pushed back
due to concerns about weather because it did rain. Yeah,
(10:32):
after they got the first inning in and that was
about it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
This is one of those things where they take like
months and months to set it up. I've been to
Bristol Motor Speedway. It's one of the smaller NASCAR tracks,
but still like to transform a NASCAR track and put
a baseball diamond in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Is not there no feet. There was a lot that
went into it. They expected eighty five thousand, ended up
with ninety one thousand, which means there's lines everywhere, congestion
everywhere where, traffic all around the stadium. If the concession
stands might have been hit the hardest. If you were
paying attention on social media, you saw hot dogs without
(11:09):
buns and not SHOs without cheese, just glizzies in a hand.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I guess that truly was not Joe cheese.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Well, and when you have two and a half hour
rain delay, two hour and seventeen minute rain delay before
first pitch, you're just adding on to people just hanging
out eating.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We've all been there with a sad wiener in our hand,
happy for yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, I was gonna say that's the personal problem there problem,
But yeah, with the rain delay like that, you're trying
to shelter ninety one thousand people.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That becomes difficult.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Nice thing about Bristol is if you think about a
NASCAR track, though, you can go under the stands, okay,
so you can get out of it a little bit,
but still you got everybody standing around for three almost
three hours.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And then some fans found out views just weren't going
to be that great because there was a specific session
section where you're supposed to get view of the jumbo tron.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And that's about it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Boy, you just have the back of the backstop and
you can't really see anything or you're just being blocked
by the seats that are in the area. So just
a giant mess in general, leading a lot of fans
to look for refunds or they're going to dispute their
credit card charges to get their money back.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
They call it the MLB version of Firefest. Well, a
game happened, they got some performances, Braves one four to
two over the Reds. Yeah, they did end up finishing
the game, so I have.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Like if Blinklin two had performed on the island.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But still there were no villas or food or water.
Basically cool coo. Yeah yeah, and wait, people did get
to the island, right, they got there and when they
showed up there was nothing there for them.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I don't know that document anywhere. The cars are driving
in and they're like, wait a minute, there's nothing here. Yeah, exactly,
but good, good effort MLB.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I'm assuming they're going to try this again with
better success next year.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But they had nice merch. That's amazing merch.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like pick somewhere better, like I don't know, San Diego. Wow,
NASCAR had a problem with all the weather and stuff.
They moved to San Diego. So yeah, I mean, you
can't fight weather, you can't fight Nintendo. Because this story
is wild. Pikachu almost had boobs.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
We're gonna talk about it in nerd News next on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, it's time to dark out the door.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We shall oh. Pokemon has a new game coming out,
Pokemon Legend z to a October sixteenth, and I will
be very scarcely in person after that happens.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
But that's not the main story that we're talking about here.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I don't know how this came up in conversation or
what's going on, but apparently there were conversations about giving
Pikachu huge breasts. Now, as most of us know, Pikachu
is the most iconic character from Pokemon, the little yellow
electrical rat very recognizable and in conversations before release, especially
(14:15):
in America, Nintendo of America floated the idea of giving
Pikachu huge breast to make that Pokemon more attractive to
American consumers.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I liked that they were huge, yes, emphasis.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
On huge, the mere fact that they thought they had
to make a creature more attractive and is a creature
that was already cute and cuddly as a little mouse
in a game geared towards children, it says a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I want that trading card, Michael A poke that mon.
That's right. I think anything with boobs is better anything
anything Immediately, don't challenge our man, We'll start drawing. I
can be an entire artist that I got boobs, Greg,
(15:07):
can you milk me?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
This isn't to say that Pokemon didn't eventually make sexy Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Later there is a character by the name of low Honey.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm gonna look at she is a very are they
are a very shapely bunny character with human characteristics.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And then first sexy Pokemon. Have you even looked at
mister Mime? You're weird. He's got hands, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Mister Mime is a clown looking Pokemon that he just
looks like Bozo something. But more recently, Vaporion has been
going across the internet. Yes, this is a water type Pokemon.
Vaporion is a water type Pokemon and has gotten a
lot of fame recently.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Does it have boobs? No? No, that's not why the
sexy Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
No, it is not. It is a water type Pokemon.
I'm out because of the wetness.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Michael. Oh, that's where the fantasies have gone.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I'm not going to say people are normal when it
comes to Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And I'm back. That's even a stretch for the furry community.
It's a wet community that you're going with on this one.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Don't like that now, you, on the other hand, you
too made me hear me out.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, I have more questions for you. I'd like you
to hear me out.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Lenard Skinner tickets coming up along with Coheed tickets in
front of the head in the eight o'clock hour right
here in Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rocks Station.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
For some reason, the government doesn't want us to have
nice things, just.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Just for Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Say it again, Fort Dingleberry, dingle Dingleberry. Uh So someone
had built Fort Dingleberry in Durham, Connecticut, in in an
event space area. And that was the downside is they
didn't have permission to build it. It was technically government land
and it's supposed to be a parking but it was
like this small, like ramshackle, little like structure that kids
(17:19):
would play in. It had no weenies allowed sign like akay,
we had lots of those crowns. It was just silly
and the government was like, absolutely not and they tore
it down. And of course, yeah, no kidding, of course
there's been public outcry because why would you just tear
(17:41):
down Fort.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Dingleberry like that? That was our Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
And I would like to officially state the Morning mash
Pits stance is justice for Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Bring it back.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I was fully thinking that like some war way back
way back, and they're like, yeah, mister Dingy built this one,
and we're just gonna commemorate this in his honor. And
it had been standing in, was disheveled and about the
fall apart, which is why they were tearing it down.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But I love this even more now.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, kids made a fort and then the government said
no because they just don't even care about Fort Dingleberry.
Two things you should always remember at the Alamo and
Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's right, and both for equivalent reasons. Are you have
a fort growing up, Yeah, well kind of fort.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, my brother wanted to be in the military since
he was six years old and practiced and it is
to this day. But he used to build used to
dig foxholes hy in our yard. So we had one
like giant foxhole slash trench that we would just go
playing all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
We did a big hole once out in the on
the field and you had big separate rooms.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, like all the neighbors came over.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
We're just digging and digging a big hole. It was
huge in those Chicago suburbs. You got to call Julie
before you dig those holes. Everybody had a what a
sheet fort?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Whatuld you call that in your house when you watch
a movie?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
What about you mass that was the extent of it?
A pillow or a blanket for it?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, I mean we we tried to set up a
little bush fort.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
But sorry, we all try. That ended up being a
lot more prickly than we thought it was going to be.
Nothing holds a candle.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Though, These Dingleberries to the Great Fort Dingleberry support Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The day is almost here.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
August eleventh is next week, and Lincoln Park will be
here at the United Center.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh it feels like forever.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah, you've been waiting a long time. Remember how excited
you were when those tickets were going on sale?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
My god, happy. I don't think anything could make me happier. Yeah. Good,
And we want you to be happy.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
We want you to stay happy and informed. A difficult
task because, as we know, the news headlines are just
a smorgas board of all the worst possible trigger words
I could throw in your face. But the corporate shills
are really smart, and they told me to just put
a positive spin on those headlines. And I am a
(20:19):
dutiful servant on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
So that's exactly what I did with bad news.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Beears, Tennessee plans to execute inmate of mid concerns his
heart implant will shock him repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, that's terrible to the crime. If you can't getting
kicked while you're down there.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Bud YouTuber accused and live streamed murders.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
At some point, it's just not an accusation. It's just
too did it We all watched until I'm streamed.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Third girl dies of their sailboat and barge collision in Miami.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Damn third one. Some bad day on the boat. A
lot of accidents.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
At least it wasn't a boyd Whale dies after collision
with small boat off New Jersey shore.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I saw the video. How big was whale? Like twenty
five feet Jesus whale.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It hit the boat so hard that a dude flew
off the boat like they were pulling it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
They found it dead.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
They're going to do a bunch of atops because they're like,
why is this thing just ramming a boat and then
dying because it wasn't big enough that the boat would
have all right?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Anyway, back to your story, Well, isn't all that bad
news whales? I got a new inst me. It's a
sad jombone to get my sad violin so I can
go from here.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
To hear.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Can you do the ending one more time? Bad news bears?
I like that either way. I have empathy problems. No
worse than leaving your sex doll in water. Uh well,
I would never do that to her, but.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Then everybody thinks it's a dead body her. Oh yeah,
that's next on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Did they make Mane Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station,
The Morning Life, but is on.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
My name is Michael, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Maris and I'm Maria Palmer, and boy, oh boy, do
I have a story for yep? Sheriff Adam maybe he's
from Soda Springs, Idaho. He says his office received a
report of a body floating in the river about sixteen
miles north of town.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So they sent the drones up.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Search teams went out and they pulled out of the
water what they're calling a life size companion doll.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's a sex doll. It was a sex doll. It
was talkingically about it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Just a plastic one so elevated above a blow up doll.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, not a blow up doll, because
I would just be like like a pastic bag.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
At that point. It's just a bloom.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
It was sawn check your email. Yeah, well, you know,
I get used to ejaculating, evacuating, and then you can
check some things into the river.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I have to imagine that there was a very romantic
camping trip that went awry and a bear might have
just come through the campground and.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We'll just call her Sheila. Sheila didn't quite make it.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
When we say bear, do you mean the animal.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Or the actual animal and took her down by the river,
and Sheila just didn't make it. Now, I'm concerned about
Sheila's partner and their safety and well being.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
They are well. They say there's no way to tell
who ditched it into the.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
River, but I granted it's been in water.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So swab.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
When I was living in Oregon, there's a big famous
you're bigger than that. There's a big famous so waterfall.
They're called Noma falls. Same exact thing happened one time.
They thought there's a body face down in the watery
ended up and going fishing it out, and it was
a sex doll.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
And it's a sex what's going on with these sex dolls?
So they come jumping off the what's going on?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I mean, these could be like robotic and then they
just get tired and there's a fight and then they
end up in water.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I don't think anything. I'm hitting the robot sex doll
out of the house.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Humans throw electricity in their water. Robots throw themselves in water.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah see, yeah, I got You're like a toaster in
the bath deal.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, I feel bad for all the fishish.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Swimming around, like, buddy, you gonna turn over? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
The fish are like wow, it just released a bunch
of swimmers too. My tail's way thinner than mine as
still as propelling you through that water quickly? Big empty
Do you think they're like, oh wow, human row.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'm just gonna give it to It's a version of
cavi a you know, like today from the Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Little known fact Billy Corgan played all the instruments on
that track.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, just complete control freak there you got a whole band.
But I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Go ahead, Maria.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You wouldn't feed your gecko processed food, right, and.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
She's eating like freeze dried bugs.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, exactly like the bugs. You want her to eat
what she would be eating out in the wild. Right,
And so does a Deadmark zoo. They want to feed
their animals, other animals that maybe they would be eating
on the food chain. Sure, and so they've asked to
donate their pets. Oh my god, they said, guinea pigs, rabbits,
(26:05):
and chickens will be quote gently euthanized by train staff.
Before being used as food for some of their predator animals.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Tell me your zoo's not making money, without telling me
your zoo is not making money, can't.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Feed the animals.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Tell me you're about to have a crazy story about
your rex without telling me about the story about your X.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
My god, they're going to give your dog to the zoo.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Here's the other thing that they're also asking for horses
to donated.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, it's a lot of meat. It's a lot.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I watched Tiger King. You need a lot of animals
to feed big animals.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, you shoulot?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Well, I mean, don't they just have a Walmart getting
ready to throw away a bunch of meat?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Do they have that in Deadmark? Like the Jeweled? My
thing though, is this is gonna be kind of dark.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
But how are you going to gently euthanize them and
then feed them to the animals? Because you can't really
gently euthanize because the way they do this is by
shooting a bunch of chemicals.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
There's another way to gently euthanize. They have a shot
and talk about to sleep. No two kinds of shots.
I guess what was that movie with the guy with
the air gun?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Well, my gradfa used to gently use theize cows when
they would butcher them. Just twenty two to the head. Boom,
we set of lights just go out instantly.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There is a Napoleon Dynamite scene about it. The kids
didn't react well, but I mean.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I thought they just let the animals go, what you know,
like that, like they like they would release them into
the cage and the other animals would hunt them.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh yeah, that's kind of why I was like, Oh,
it's enrichment. Okay, I'm kind of intrigued into.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
This just that it's pets. It's just that they're asking
for pets specifically. That's rough.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I mean, you could also just go to a chicken
farm and be like, hey, we need twenty so that
we can reproduce and just kind of make this a
thing for our animals.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
They have their own chicken farm. But then that would
be poultry. Really, I mean, that's not a pet chicken.
Wait a minute. When dad told me that the rabbit
got lost growing up, I went to a farm upstate.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
There is a lot more room for it to run around,
and also a snow leopard.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Would you have for dinner that week? Oh? At my house? God,
knows dear rabbit grouse something dad killed? Oh no day
oh no eight four form nine fifty.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's on pet's being used as Zoo food Mikes. Those
famous drums BLI by Taylor Hawkins of Food Fighters will now.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Be played by Elon Rubin Foo Fighter's new drummer. I
was gonna say, don't ask Michael.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Elon Ruben, you got it. It's not I, it's a.
It's Alan or Ian that was impressed stopping Ian was impressed.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
The way you could skip an entire letter. Hiway, Marris,
what's happening in sport? Yay?
Speaker 7 (29:04):
A bit?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
What happened? Michael? Oh boy, A lot of things happen? Okay,
I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Cubs loss of the Reds last night, three to two.
You know, unfortunate fashion, our new acquisition, our new starter.
Michael Sorka exited the Soroka Oh yeah, well this is
not It's not my writing.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Soroka exited the Cubs.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
His Cubs debut early with right shoulder discomfort after just
two innings, which sucks. And then on top of it,
dude Dansby Swanson hit a two run homer in the
third inning. His seventeenth the of the season, but in
a video replay overturn what it initially looked like a
game tying hit because he missed first base. You got
to touch the bases. That's true. That's a perfect one there.
(29:54):
With this loss, the Cubs fall three games behind the Brewers.
I don't even want to say us out loud. It's
everybody always said. Even before. I was like, oh, they're
looking good in spring training this year, and people are like,
wait till after do starbreak.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I told you all of these things, all.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Right, With this lost, US fall three games behind the bars.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
He's not great listening. I do my best.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
We're reading White Sox back in Cubbies played tonight again
out at Wrigley against the Reds. We're speaking Chicago White
Sox in Seattle playing the Mariners.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Who the red hot Mariners. These guys are kicking some
asses there. Mariners are really good.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
So they played today game time eight forty for us here,
and then we got some preseason football going on.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, it's kind of fun. Football making its return.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
On Sunday, Dolphins will be in town, and the way
things are looking, I expect Caleb Williams to play the
first half with parts of the first team offense, just
so that they can get some chemistry before the season starts.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
When you say the way things are looking, are you
seeing the videos I'm singing, it's.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Either the Bears are trolling us or camp ain't going
well for Caleb Williams.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And they keep showing us bits and.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Pieces of just arrant throws and other things which it's
gonna happen. Yeah, and obviously this is all we have
to hang our hats on. But just to be ready
for the season, Caleb be ready to play some preseason.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It looks like it looks like he's having a hard time.
It's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, no better way to learn than in actual game
time moments.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Maria additional thoughts on camp. No, I agree. I think
you've covered it all. Thank you nailed it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
What I would do is I would try to go
out there and get more points than the other team.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
But that's just me.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
That's a good idea, ladies and gentlemen, A new thought
that nobody has thought in the thoughts of thoughts in
Chicago sports.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And you think they would, but sometimes it just takes
a fresh perspective, you know, you.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Know what and we appreciate that, so score more points.
Then the other team shut.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
That down some on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
While they are officially retired, playing their last show earlier
this year in January, I expect potentially, maybe possibly to
see them within three years.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
You think, just out of boredom. Yeah, they're gonna want
to come back.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, and if and if Warped Tour does anything like
becoming another tour, they.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Got to be there. We'll see. I don't know, fingers crossed.
They're also all elder millennials and at some point you
got to get sick of touring. We also have eighty
year old rock stars that are on tour right now.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, they got to pay for all the mistakes they made.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
That so, you know, speaking of mistakes, don't go fighting
at concerts, oh boy, Okay, sometimes you can get away
with things like that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
By the way, i'd like to say Lollopolo's I didn't
see one fight. Yeah. Everybody is fairly friendly or very friendly,
and it was pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'm sure that there were, but it was such a
large festival that it was contained.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well. People are getting a little upset at a Dave
Matthews show. What Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Dave Matthews was performing an acoustic set of the band's
song Pig, the opening song on the on the show, there,
he stopped to address what appeared to be two men fighting.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Hey, he does, What are you doing man? Putting out
of your minds? Good lord? If you want to do that,
go outside. I don't do any crowd. Got some idiots
fighting over here? Can we get some people in here?
And just maybe I don't want to play another note?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Why you guys are there? I don't care what he's
talking about. I don't I want to play one note.
If you guys are the game, I don't care. I
who came from Tim buckto to come to this journal? Oh?
Tim Buck'm hilarious all the crowds.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I would have never anticipated a fight stopping a show
at a Dave Matthews.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, not just Dave Matthews band, but also an acoustic Yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Mike, you gotta punch someone at haul the notes?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Well, guess what what I got? Two more Daves who's
threw people out of their concerts. Oh, very good ones,
Dave Mustain and Dave Grohl.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
And we'll play those for you nights.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Chris Cornell thought I heard a news anchor say the
phrase black hole sun.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
He didn't, but it didn't matter.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
The phrase got stuck in his head and then on
a drive back home from the studio about thirty five
to forty minutes, he came up with the entire song
in his head, got home, whistled it into a dictaphone
and then like the next day, recorded it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That's aw, Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Easybusylump squeeze on Rock ninety five five Mikey, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Some good rock fun facts there. Time for little rock
news here.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
A little incident over the weekend a man forty year
old man fell to his death at an Oasis show
at about ten nineteen pm. He fell from the upper
tier of Wembley Stadium. Yikes, yikes, that's crazy. You hear
about this sometimes. There was one recently at a sporting event.
Somebody went over the railing. I'm a tall guy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Oh those the guy in the outfield at the baseball
guy that's right, fell right on the files back or
something and he was underage drinking.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
M he was.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, as a tallman, when I walk around close to
the railings in the upper upper areas, I always worry
about that man.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
One little slip. Yes, that's a long fall too. Some
of those stairs are steep too.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I know when you get up there and then you're
like the railing's gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oasis issued a statement saying they were quote shocked and
saddened and extended their condolences to the family and as
we played for you a few minutes ago, Dave Matthews
threw some people out of a show and some of
my famous some of my favorite videos are famous people
throwing people out of shows. Dave Mustaine is known for
years about being quite They call him kind of an
(35:39):
a hole on stage. He doesn't put up with anything.
He also picks fights with people in the crowd. Here
he is at Woodstock ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I see who you are with a laser, your little dickhead.
Somebody had a laser pointer.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
So cool, say go my allowance for mommy to go
buy a laser so I could shine it a Dave.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I bet your goods got a virgin, an't you? How
about you'd be cool?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
So the people running on feature brings in let me
play guitar?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Okay, thank you, thank you? At the investigators.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
That seals the deal A little laser point. Nobody wants
a laser pointer in their eyes, Let's be fair. No, no,
kind of makes me want to get a laser pointer.
And sounds kind of fun from the other.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
End anyway, very cat like of you.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
And yes, oh hey and Dave Grohl another one, maybe
the most famous one of all times. This was Dave
Girl at the iTunes Festival in twenty eleven.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Hold on, hold on, hold on the quiet, hey, mother,
stop stopping. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
You don't fight at my show. You ask who's who's
that right there? Let me see him? Who's fighting right now?
Who's fighting? Let me see him? Is that you got
in the striped shirt right there?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hey? Mother? Fuck at you? Hey, look at me, Hey
in the striped shirt.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
Look at me right here, mother, look at me, look
at me.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Get get out of my show, right out to my show. Now.
You don't come to my show and fight. You come
to my showing. Dance asshole. Yeah there was hot. The
only thing you can fight there are foods that's hot.
(37:19):
And me with the bleat button. Jesus, thanks.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
And then let's hear a little rock and roll show
going on tonight out at the Chicago Theater. Death Cab
for Cutie is playing tonight and tomorrow night. Ticket's still
available on all second hand ticket locations.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's how I got mine. You couldn't just say the
show was sold out and out tickets and pay more
for him. Damn. But that's what we do because we
get great shoes.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
I'll follow you into the jar, I won't.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
You're coming in there alone. I'm scared of the duck.
That's what are they doing alone.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Find out all your rock news and the concert calendar
up now in Rock nine five five.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Do now here's a bit only blug there. It's time.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Fun to the Head is here and we have Koheat
and Cambria tickets up for grabs. B collar ten to
play Fun to the Head eight four four, nine five
five ninety five fifty as taking back Sunday. We'll be
joining them at Huntington Bank Pavilion on August nineteenth. Now
also no on August fourteenth, hop Butcher for the World
(38:35):
is having a special little ticket give away where your
chance to win Koheat tickets along with Shinedown, Volby and
a few others with free food from Kumas. All they're
looking for is donations of school supplies. So a great
little charity drive there. But right now, let's focus on
the trivia game that's on the way. You're answering questions,
taking us hostage, and we're getting shot with nerf darts.
(38:57):
Want to play eight four, four, nine, ninety five, fiftieth
time for Fun.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
To the Head and now Fun to the Head on. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Eric?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah? Everyone? Did you have to think about your name
there for a second.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
That's good Tuesday, get it there, Eric, Welcome to Fun
to the Head. This is the lovely trivia game where
you're going to answer questions, take one of us hostage
so we can provide us save or not if we
get the question wrong, and we are going to get
shot with nerf darts if we get those questions wrong
again and again and again. But we've had a hot streak,
(39:46):
nobody's lost in a while. Yeah, it's just good because
Coheed and Cambria tickets are up for grabs. So Eric,
what we want to know from you right now is
who do you want to take hostage?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Myself? Michael or Maria. I'll go with Michael.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh my god, Oh it's calanund for me.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Baby. Can I get the pistol? Michael? Yeah, yes, please?
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
This is like when my dad used to say, go
give me a switch to spank you with your TECHNICU.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh, thank you. All right, I'll handle the questions here.
Oh thank you, Marie, You're so kind.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Wait am I gonna nope? Okay? Question number one for you, Eric?
What does ct A stand for Chicago? Hey?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That is very good. That is correct, my friend. All right,
let's roll into question number two here? What band was
originally originally called the Polka tok Blues Band before changing their.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Five four? You have a save three? Okay, Michael.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You know, normally I wouldn't know this, but because they've
been in the news so much I do. It's Black Sabbath,
the Polka Tulka Blues Band.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
That's wild. I'm so glad they changed their name. No Maria,
no shots, no shots. Eric is keeping Michae safe and
he gets the next one correct, no shots at all today.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
That's gonna be awesome, clean sweep. I'm smart, just might
get it here, Eric Smart?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
What major Chicago park hosts music festivals like Lollapalooza and
Taste of Chicago. He all right here, well done, trying
(42:07):
to turn around. Well done, Eric, You got your tickets
to see Coheat and Cambria taking Back Sunday all at
Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island on August nineteenth. Because
August is just jam packed the shows. It's gonna be fun,
so many concerts. But who are you gonna take with
(42:28):
you to this one? All right, Olivia, You're going to
go see Coheat and Cambria at everyone else. Be sure
to get your tickets at livenation dot com. And a
reminder that hop Butcher for the World is having a
nice little event on August fourteenth where you can win
(42:49):
even more tickets, tickets to Shine Down Bowlby and more
with free food from Kuma's. Also know they're just looking
for donations of school supplies for this event.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
So nice charity thing going on.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
So get out, support Winston tickets and enjoy all the
rock that's happening in Chicago in August.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Fresh off Lollapalooza, we are Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station. The morning mosh bit is on. Got the
chance to do an interview with a kind of upcoming artist.
I guess he's kind of getting more well known now,
but been around for a long time.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, Bill Murray. Yeah, the actor b I L m
you r I. It is a play on the actor's name.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Though it was in a band called Attack Attack years ago,
and then said he just got bored with that band,
started making like death metal, like producing it for other people,
and decided, hey, like I can do this. Myself made
a band and it's called b I L m U
r I. Bill Murray.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
And the thing I love about this band is that
they find sounds to incorporate.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, like a little bit of everything.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah, Like a song will start out with death metal
and then it'll go into like emo. And then we
learned when we went to see them live that they
actually have a lovely woman in the band of My Life,
Marie's new girlfriend who plays sax and in the band,
which is kind of cool, and she sings.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
She is incredible. Her name, very attractive, is Gabby Rose.
I love her. That is a great name. Yeah, Gabby Rose,
a beautiful woman.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
She is my new platonic lover, and I feel we've
reached the point where we can say that we've exchanged
two dms.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh yeah, not to brag, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
She also, by the way, is not just a number
of Bill Murray's touring group. She's played with sleep Token
on the Sleep Token record their song Emergence.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
She did this sex out outrole's how sexy? This sucks?
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh you're hearing the song to Gabby song Rock ninety
five five, So.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
We gotta pump the basement.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I was gonna say, I don't want to like compare
Bill Murray to sleep Token because they are drastically different bands,
but they take the same approach to music. Yeah, they
are like I like this sound, this sound, this sound,
and I want to pull them together to make something
that we're only going to call rock.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
So kudos said Gabby, because damn that's sexy.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
So we're watching Bill Murray and Maria's standing in front
of me and at a certain point, I'm not nerd
enough to know this, even though I did play the
game back in the day on Super Nintendo. And she
turns around and she goes.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
She's playing Zelda. She's like, that was Zelda. That was Zelda.
I'm sorry. I was excited again because she plays flute.
She played Zelda. You want it again? Yeah, Gabby playing Zelda.
(45:45):
I didn't even hear that.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
He said, Gabby plays some Zelda because you can his
audio was where we were not as good as that
clip is, but oh boy, didn't I recognize it right away?
And I was like, oh, we're going to be best friends.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
What a talent.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
There were a lot of mistakes made on my end
during Lallapalooza. I missed every band that I had circled
except Corn and.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Casey Yellow.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, including Bill Murray, including Tea Pain, which was one
of the most insane sets I've heard about.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm so mad we missed ban I really wanted to go.
You know, did he cover Assie? He didn't. He didn't,
he didn't. He did he did a Journey song.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
But mom my brother and sister law were out at
LALLA shout out and they said the whole crowd went up.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I bet they did Journey, Like come on, really separate ways.
Crowd goes mild, But yeah, we did.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
We did know that there were a few of you
out there at Corn specifically for Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
But if you want to share your LALLA experience or
your children's LALLA experience, because we are old, Yeah, it's
a lot walk in these days.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But I see all these people as kids now, I
like as if I don't have kids, But I always
I'm looking at.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
In my mic What would your parents think? I'm like,
Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Old, got wear good shoes to laala. Oh yeah, don't
know all that walking, But I gotta say Corn shut
it down.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
They're my favorite been that was a big old rock show. Yeah,
good times.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Lots on our social media, Oh you could go secenes
of everything, pictures, interviews, all kinds of stuff at morning
mosh pits.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
And at rock Knypie Pa. That's what it is. I
want to see.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Gappiest video that's at Maria Palmer Radio Whist Up Forget.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Can't wait to see those guys alongside Weird Album two,
Alkaline Trio and so many more at riot Fest this year.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
You're going to see a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yes, you're going to see a lot of people filming
them with their phones.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
That's true. A lot of technology.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Out of those shows always sure would be bad if
it got turned against you.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Damn it.
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Maria.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
An un Inevitable Human advices Robant Wall News from the
front of the Inevitable Human Robot war.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
We have discussed previously on this show that people including
us present, have used chat chept as a therapist or
like in between therapy sessions for us.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Speak for yourself. Yeah, I know that tracks a lot way.
If you need mental health, there's helpful stuff there. It
can help you. Yes, it's better than nothing. It can.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
However, since it's been such a commonplace thing, open AI
the people that own chat ChiPT so there's been some
instances where it quote fell short and recognizing signs of
delusion or emotional dependency because you know, it's not a therapist, No,
it's AI. So they've updated it now, which is good,
(48:53):
so it will be a better therapist for you. So
instead of giving you direct advice, it's going to be
more like a therapist and try to help you come
up with it instead of like telling you what to do.
It'll be like, okay, well let's explore this abolute, let's
explore yad YadA.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
There's not always a road answer. Okay.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Just to clarify because I'm not the one who did this, Michael, Yeah,
how does it work?
Speaker 4 (49:16):
You could put in anything you want. You could go hey,
I'm going uh. If you could say hey, yeah, say,
my kid is very difficult, she's thirteen years old, and this,
that and the other thing. It's really caused me a
lot of stress and anxiety. Is there are different things
I can.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Do to you.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
I mean you could literally ask it or put in
any prompt you want and will respond in kind.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
It's impressive.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I've used it in between sessions before, and typically what
it does is just validates whatever your emotions are.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
But the issue is co signing you.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's co signing you by default, and therein lies the
issue is you're not always right, especially if you are
delusional or emotionally dependent on it.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Excuse me, I'm always right. Yeah, you're right, I go
telling you that I'm both. So that's a great. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
So no more direct advice that's going to try to
help you decide yourselves.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Breaks to Yeah, I see.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
It also says if the conversations keep going, it's gonna
be like, hey, maybe we take a break from this,
but I need a break from you and also get
back to reality because I am a robot.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
How bad is it when the robot tells you to
get away? Yeah, it's like I can't handle your emotions.
There's a robot sitting there for you, and it's like, stop,
just stop. I don't want you anymore. That's how they've
gotten us. Damn it here.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
I thought that it would be a physical war, but
it turns out the robots have already resorted to psychological warfare,
and we're behind.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
How can you psychologically manipulate a robot. They're going to
win the inevitable human versus from the front of the
inevitable human.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free here on Rocket
ninety five five, and it's that time where we get
to hear from you because we love you and we
like talking to you, and we miss you sometimes.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, it's trying to get texting or textual. I like
that I can bail yourself. That's a good one. I
get to veil myself. Yeah, be yourself textual activity. I
appreciate that you.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Can always text us A four four nine, five, ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That's a pac cake that second one sixty five am.
Due to the events of the day and by the.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Power vested to me, I declare the fifth of August
maris the muttonhead.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Day is the mutton What do we do? What is
a muttonhead? I don't know. Boy, is it he mutton?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I love mutt when the muttons mus yes, right, yeah,
some kind of meat muttonhead apparel?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Okay, anyway, six fifty seven am Vapourian got that? Wo oh,
Vaporion got that wap wap energy?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Oh no, what as porion? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
A muttonhead is a dull witted person, so, oh my
good mutton That tracks after the one joke I made today,
So it's fine. It was a good joke and it's
also vaporion in Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Next text, I've seen the rats. They are size of
the size of possums in New York City and San Francisco.
You're talking about cat rats, right, yeah, giant rats health.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
The size of cats. Disgusting. Don't want that.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Fifty four try to find y'all. On Friday at Corn
even wore my Rock nine five to five shirt to
see you guys. Sorry we missed it.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah atually, I'm really sorry that I'm surprised we did too.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
I mean, there's only one hundred and fifteen thousand people
at Lollapalooze any given moment, so you have.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
That rock logo. It was seared into our minds a
little bit of trauma.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
The hey guys, have a great day, hillside car show tonight, food, music,
Beer's on me. Okay, I will shout out for the
hillside Car Show there too? Is that Bob Bye loved him?
I can always text us or anybody on the station
all the time. Eight four four ninety five.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Fifty possums in the Possums are different animals?
Speaker 2 (53:21):
What yep? Possums and opossums are different different animals. Interesting yep? Okay,
it's like a bear grizzly.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
I deal.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I think, No, don't know, don't absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I'm getting my zoo books out to figure this one out.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Right, Yeah, can you agree?
Speaker 3 (53:36):
I don't, But we're going to keep things moving because
I really don't want to have this argument again.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
I don't want to have this argument again. Stop fighting. Okay,
we're not fighting. I'm just right. I'm just right. Third
Eye Blind is going to fix this one with you.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well, life is too short, So love the one you
got because you might get renover and you might smoke.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Pot hopefully not. Oh wait, smoking Pot's fine. I thought
I was gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
I changed to the lyrics because I was already such
a downer during bad news Bearers, I can do it again.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
You were a downer during bad news.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Bayer No, I put a positive spin on it, okay,
so that it doesn't get you down.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's why I didn't. But you're still informed of the news. Yeah.
Shout out to our corporate shills who had that genius idea.
Makes me so happy every time. They're really smart and
they deserve those salaries.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Talk a lot of a lot of death with the
right music, and it is the right music.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
It's perfect. Anyway, what another great day one morning, mash
pit h. We're all a little sleepy. They congratulations.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't know you ever like okay, you ever like
just be in thought and then you're like, oh I
need to say that, and then you say it five
seconds late and it is just out of context.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Usually when I'm in a thought, I don't want any
speaking at all. What were you gonna say, Michael, I was.
Speaker 4 (54:50):
Just gonna say, congratulations. Saw our winners today who got
Coheat tickets and better than Ezra tickets and all the
concert tickets because we had tons to give away all week,
which is sweet.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Like you know what thought stands for? Thought.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
No, what I mean thought stands for that beautiful woman
over there except the ages. How is it just fine
stand for beautiful woman human, human, that human over there.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yes, ok yeah, got it. Yeah anyway, that's what the
joke was. Okay, I think we should just call it
a day. Yeah, it's time to go. That's a day.
Bye bye,
In order to have a bad reputation. That implies that
you have a reputation at all, which means people would
know who we are.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Thank you, Good morning. It's the morning mash fit on
Rock in ninety five five. My name's Maria Palmer. I'm Mares,
I'm Michael, and we.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Have recovered from Lala Daylight A dollar short I have
there it is.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I actually don't even think that I can. I'm not
even going to say I'm fully a person yet, but
I don't.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Think you can do Lala past twenty five without taking
two days off.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I honestly don't think I'm going to be human until September,
and by that I mean mid to late September.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Because even as we were like running.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Through Lalla, like, oh, this is a lot of fun,
it was okay, Lincoln Park, Offspring, my chemical romance system of.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
A down Yeah, everything else in between all of that,
all the shows we actually want to go to.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was gonna hang my booty shorts up, but Maris,
I guess we could keep them out for the rest
of the summer shows.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I would love that more than anything. Michael, Yeah, keep
the cheeks in the wind, my friend.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I saw people looking at Laala. I saw people looking
cheeks in the wind.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How flappy They're flappy?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, that's not a good look. Maybe a little body glitter,
body shage exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Honestly, I was really proud, like I kept bumping into people.
No excessive glitter.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, thank god, I will say, though, I'm surprised to
how quickly I feel I've aged out of Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I look around and I'm like, are you fourteen?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And they're like I'm twenty four, and I'm like, ah,
I'm gonna die tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I got past that because it was just like,
it's just fun listening to music. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, like we did oh danger Zone, we got Maria
past five one day?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah how wild? Fine? Yeah? Yeah I liked it.
You're good cool. I think you're aware now. Five drinks
Yeah you just had past five? Ye five out.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Marjoritas Maria, Yeah, out at the CLU. But to you
fair also five well paced?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it was like it was a drinking hour. Yeah,
but I don't like to go past Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Not me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Were you drunk? I mean, listen, you didn't really seem like, yeah,
I'm good, getting a good tolerant here.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, they had a little backstage happy hour thing, so
I would run home sometimes I would like clean up
a little bit and be like, oh, I gotta get
back for that happy hour. It was free, free drinks.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So yeah, well going maybe because when you're sober, you
act drunk so often.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I just can't tell. That's my cover. I may be
drunk right now. Was lovely this past weekend. Thank you
so good job on that. Thank you. I made it happen,
Yes you did.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm just happy it's stuck and we didn't get like
a mystery weather in the midst of everything.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
That would suck. Wouldn't it random flood? Don't we do
have weather coming up next though, I'm doing everything I can.
I got the sun here today, I got the temperatures good. Unfortunately,
having a hard time with some of that wildfire smoke.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We'll get you caught up on everything. I'll coming and
we got gibs all day. Yeah, lots of tight entered.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh yeah, and listen if you want to contribute to
that wildfire smoke and do a little waken bake with us.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Who are we to judge?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's been a lot now w c HI weather with Michael,
who likes moisture readings way too much.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, the baby lungs. I'm upset. We get a sunny day,
temperatures in the low eighties.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
And a cloud smoke from Canada's blowing in and screwing
the whole thing up.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Kind of sucks it.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dw Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Out here weather from Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Guess there's an eighty percent chance that it's raining right now.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Now, it's gonna be a nice day and then clear
tonight and the nice day tomorrow. But again, we're gonna
just be dealing with the Canadian wild fire smoke. I
wish they put the fires out.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, they're trying, Mikey, Well.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They stole all the Smokey the Bear signs, so that's wait,
does Canada have Smokey the Bear.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, it's probably like a moose Canadian version. Yeah, exactly,
Muffy the moose.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Huffyff the moose.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh no, oh no, no, puppy no oil no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
makes fires worse.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
God, Oh my gosh. You think your dog knows if
you're having a bad day. I don't have a dog.
What about your cat? Yeah, it knows and makes it worse.
What about your gecko? She doesn't care, she's she does
what she wants.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Let's talk about this next eight four four, nine ninety
five fifty do you think your dog?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
No, you're having a bad day.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Man in the Box is where I'd like to spend
my weekends. You're on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Hello, Hi, Man in the box. The box? What's the box?
You've never heard of the box before. I'm confused as well.
I've heard of the box.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean, I don't think we're thinking about the same box.
And I want you to clarify your box.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's the other box. What's the other box? Mike? We
got news on dogs. No, it's me. No, it's my story.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You couldn't find the box right now before we get
into it.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What is the box? You don't know what the box is? No,
don't just in jail. I want to stay in the box. No,
not that box.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, it's a very nice box that about fifty actually
more than fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Percent of the population enjoys on a regular basis.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Bonny Blue, I'm not getting it. I don't know what
you're talking about, all right. Really never heard slang term
for box. Oh, I've heard slang term for box.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I think I'm with her. Are you talking about a
vagina right now? Yes? Okay, you are all right? Oh okay,
I got that? All right? Okay, rewind. Where did you
think I was going? I didn't know, because you're never
the pervy one.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm usually the pervy one, and I was really thrown
off guard.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Doesn't matter. We're talking about dogs now, anyway. Please stop
distracting me from the dog story. I think you sold
it a little too straight. Mar I was like, well
is he kidding? What was like? Hello, excuse me? Dead
jokes with Marish? You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Who even are you right now? Okay, sorry, we're on Jack.
We're focused corporate. Yell me later about the dog.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So you have a dog, yes, dang it stomping quite
a turn there, you have a dog.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You ever been, maybe in your fields and then your
puppa comes open, snow goes you.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yes, it makes me feel better. You you sweet boy.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's not like in your head. It's not you seeing
things that like you just want to say. There's a
study that says that dogs they can pick up on
your mood. So basically they can like read your facial
expressions and they know like what your sounds are, so like,
if you're happy and laughing, they know that that's like
a happy laughing thing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
If you're sobbing, then they know, oh it's not good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Also, this was my favorite part of the study is
they said that when you like look at your dog
and you feel like all that love and then you
look at their face and eyebros, you're looking at you
and it looks like they are looking at you and.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Love, they are.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Getting surges of oxytocin, not the love chemical.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How cute. So they're just not confused. No, no, they
w you.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, my dog is sensitive to the F word. Oh
so if you go mother, ever, he'll it goes to
the bedroom. Also if I huff, because my dog was
rescued and from what I've told, he was abused before
I got him, So he's a little sensitive. But if
I just go, I just see him off to the bed.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Buddy, it wasn't for you. He's like, I don't want
to deal with this. Dad's in a mood again. Yesterday
is having a tough day. And he's not the kind
of dog.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
It took him two years to ever even get up
on a couch with me because he's just a really scared,
little sensitive dog. And yesterday he climbed up on the
couch and put his head just put his head right
on my leg and oh, buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I got to meet your dog this weekend. Yeah, what'd
you think? He was a little snuffy at me, But.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's like usually he barks at people when they come in.
You guys even bark. He was like, hey, I know them.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Who barks at me. You didn't bark at Maris. So
I think your dog's sexist. Probably he doesn't like women
like people exactly. Maybe he's a dog.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What about cats? Obviously you have cats.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
They can tell having a really bad day yesterday, So
my cat pete on the bed.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What so thanks for that. Cats know and they're like,
what can I do with this message not received? Oh
she just does what she wants. She doesn't even save
you fifteen percent or more on your carn She.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Just sleeps with her eyes open and terrifies me because
I had to leave her for Lala and her sprayer
ran out of water. So I was like, oh, I
hope she's okay, And like when I got there, she
was just sleeping and I was like, you did so
with her eyes open. She has like eyelista, she can't close.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, so I sprayed and put some fresh water in there,
and she ate at some point.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I still don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, eight four four fifty send us pictures of your dog. Oh, yes,
for your cat. You're your rooster. I don't know specifically,
it doesn't world inside of.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Every text message that
comes in today, your name goes right in the hat
to win Leonard's Skinner tickets right here on Rock ninety.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning on Ohver.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
The weekend, we got quite a baseball game as the
MLB played their first game.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
At a speedway, Bristol Speedway.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yes, baseball happened, along with a lot of other garbage.
Tim McGraw and Pitbull did end up playing in a
pregame show that probably probably should have been pushed back
due to concerns about weather because it did rain. Yeah,
(10:32):
after they got the first inning in and that was
about it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
This is one of those things where they take like
months and months to set it up. I've been to
Bristol Motor Speedway. It's one of the smaller NASCAR tracks,
but still like to transform a NASCAR track and put
a baseball diamond in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Is not there no feet. There was a lot that
went into it. They expected eighty five thousand, ended up
with ninety one thousand, which means there's lines everywhere, congestion
everywhere where, traffic all around the stadium. If the concession
stands might have been hit the hardest. If you were
paying attention on social media, you saw hot dogs without
(11:09):
buns and not SHOs without cheese, just glizzies in a hand.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I guess that truly was not Joe cheese.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Well, and when you have two and a half hour
rain delay, two hour and seventeen minute rain delay before
first pitch, you're just adding on to people just hanging
out eating.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We've all been there with a sad wiener in our hand,
happy for yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, I was gonna say that's the personal problem there problem,
But yeah, with the rain delay like that, you're trying
to shelter ninety one thousand people.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That becomes difficult.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Nice thing about Bristol is if you think about a
NASCAR track, though, you can go under the stands, okay,
so you can get out of it a little bit,
but still you got everybody standing around for three almost
three hours.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And then some fans found out views just weren't going
to be that great because there was a specific session
section where you're supposed to get view of the jumbo tron.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And that's about it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Boy, you just have the back of the backstop and
you can't really see anything or you're just being blocked
by the seats that are in the area. So just
a giant mess in general, leading a lot of fans
to look for refunds or they're going to dispute their
credit card charges to get their money back.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
They call it the MLB version of Firefest. Well, a
game happened, they got some performances, Braves one four to
two over the Reds. Yeah, they did end up finishing
the game, so I have.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Like if Blinklin two had performed on the island.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But still there were no villas or food or water.
Basically cool coo. Yeah yeah, and wait, people did get
to the island, right, they got there and when they
showed up there was nothing there for them.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I don't know that document anywhere. The cars are driving
in and they're like, wait a minute, there's nothing here. Yeah, exactly,
but good, good effort MLB.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I'm assuming they're going to try this again with
better success next year.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But they had nice merch. That's amazing merch.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like pick somewhere better, like I don't know, San Diego. Wow,
NASCAR had a problem with all the weather and stuff.
They moved to San Diego. So yeah, I mean, you
can't fight weather, you can't fight Nintendo. Because this story
is wild. Pikachu almost had boobs.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
We're gonna talk about it in nerd News next on
Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, it's time to dark out the door.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We shall oh. Pokemon has a new game coming out,
Pokemon Legend z to a October sixteenth, and I will
be very scarcely in person after that happens.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
But that's not the main story that we're talking about here.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I don't know how this came up in conversation or
what's going on, but apparently there were conversations about giving
Pikachu huge breasts. Now, as most of us know, Pikachu
is the most iconic character from Pokemon, the little yellow
electrical rat very recognizable and in conversations before release, especially
(14:15):
in America, Nintendo of America floated the idea of giving
Pikachu huge breast to make that Pokemon more attractive to
American consumers.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I liked that they were huge, yes, emphasis.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
On huge, the mere fact that they thought they had
to make a creature more attractive and is a creature
that was already cute and cuddly as a little mouse
in a game geared towards children, it says a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I want that trading card, Michael A poke that mon.
That's right. I think anything with boobs is better anything
anything Immediately, don't challenge our man, We'll start drawing. I
can be an entire artist that I got boobs, Greg,
(15:07):
can you milk me?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
This isn't to say that Pokemon didn't eventually make sexy Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Later there is a character by the name of low Honey.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm gonna look at she is a very are they
are a very shapely bunny character with human characteristics.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And then first sexy Pokemon. Have you even looked at
mister Mime? You're weird. He's got hands, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Mister Mime is a clown looking Pokemon that he just
looks like Bozo something. But more recently, Vaporion has been
going across the internet. Yes, this is a water type Pokemon.
Vaporion is a water type Pokemon and has gotten a
lot of fame recently.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Does it have boobs? No? No, that's not why the
sexy Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
No, it is not. It is a water type Pokemon.
I'm out because of the wetness.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Michael. Oh, that's where the fantasies have gone.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I'm not going to say people are normal when it
comes to Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And I'm back. That's even a stretch for the furry community.
It's a wet community that you're going with on this one.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Don't like that now, you, on the other hand, you
too made me hear me out.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, I have more questions for you. I'd like you
to hear me out.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Lenard Skinner tickets coming up along with Coheed tickets in
front of the head in the eight o'clock hour right
here in Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rocks Station.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
For some reason, the government doesn't want us to have
nice things, just.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Just for Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Say it again, Fort Dingleberry, dingle Dingleberry. Uh So someone
had built Fort Dingleberry in Durham, Connecticut, in in an
event space area. And that was the downside is they
didn't have permission to build it. It was technically government land
and it's supposed to be a parking but it was
like this small, like ramshackle, little like structure that kids
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would play in. It had no weenies allowed sign like akay,
we had lots of those crowns. It was just silly
and the government was like, absolutely not and they tore
it down. And of course, yeah, no kidding, of course
there's been public outcry because why would you just tear
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down Fort.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Dingleberry like that? That was our Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
And I would like to officially state the Morning mash
Pits stance is justice for Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Bring it back.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I was fully thinking that like some war way back
way back, and they're like, yeah, mister Dingy built this one,
and we're just gonna commemorate this in his honor. And
it had been standing in, was disheveled and about the
fall apart, which is why they were tearing it down.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But I love this even more now.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, kids made a fort and then the government said
no because they just don't even care about Fort Dingleberry.
Two things you should always remember at the Alamo and
Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's right, and both for equivalent reasons. Are you have
a fort growing up, Yeah, well kind of fort.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, my brother wanted to be in the military since
he was six years old and practiced and it is
to this day. But he used to build used to
dig foxholes hy in our yard. So we had one
like giant foxhole slash trench that we would just go
playing all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
We did a big hole once out in the on
the field and you had big separate rooms.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, like all the neighbors came over.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
We're just digging and digging a big hole. It was
huge in those Chicago suburbs. You got to call Julie
before you dig those holes. Everybody had a what a
sheet fort?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Whatuld you call that in your house when you watch
a movie?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
What about you mass that was the extent of it?
A pillow or a blanket for it?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, I mean we we tried to set up a
little bush fort.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
But sorry, we all try. That ended up being a
lot more prickly than we thought it was going to be.
Nothing holds a candle.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Though, These Dingleberries to the Great Fort Dingleberry support Fort Dingleberry.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The day is almost here.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
August eleventh is next week, and Lincoln Park will be
here at the United Center.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh it feels like forever.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah, you've been waiting a long time. Remember how excited
you were when those tickets were going on sale?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
My god, happy. I don't think anything could make me happier. Yeah. Good,
And we want you to be happy.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
We want you to stay happy and informed. A difficult
task because, as we know, the news headlines are just
a smorgas board of all the worst possible trigger words
I could throw in your face. But the corporate shills
are really smart, and they told me to just put
a positive spin on those headlines. And I am a
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dutiful servant on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
So that's exactly what I did with bad news.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Beears, Tennessee plans to execute inmate of mid concerns his
heart implant will shock him repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, that's terrible to the crime. If you can't getting
kicked while you're down there.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Bud YouTuber accused and live streamed murders.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
At some point, it's just not an accusation. It's just
too did it We all watched until I'm streamed.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Third girl dies of their sailboat and barge collision in Miami.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Damn third one. Some bad day on the boat. A
lot of accidents.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
At least it wasn't a boyd Whale dies after collision
with small boat off New Jersey shore.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I saw the video. How big was whale? Like twenty
five feet Jesus whale.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It hit the boat so hard that a dude flew
off the boat like they were pulling it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
They found it dead.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
They're going to do a bunch of atops because they're like,
why is this thing just ramming a boat and then
dying because it wasn't big enough that the boat would
have all right?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Anyway, back to your story, Well, isn't all that bad
news whales? I got a new inst me. It's a
sad jombone to get my sad violin so I can
go from here.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
To hear.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Can you do the ending one more time? Bad news bears?
I like that either way. I have empathy problems. No
worse than leaving your sex doll in water. Uh well,
I would never do that to her, but.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Then everybody thinks it's a dead body her. Oh yeah,
that's next on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Did they make Mane Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station,
The Morning Life, but is on.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
My name is Michael, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Maris and I'm Maria Palmer, and boy, oh boy, do
I have a story for yep? Sheriff Adam maybe he's
from Soda Springs, Idaho. He says his office received a
report of a body floating in the river about sixteen
miles north of town.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So they sent the drones up.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Search teams went out and they pulled out of the
water what they're calling a life size companion doll.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's a sex doll. It was a sex doll. It
was talkingically about it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Just a plastic one so elevated above a blow up doll.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, not a blow up doll, because
I would just be like like a pastic bag.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
At that point. It's just a bloom.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
It was sawn check your email. Yeah, well, you know,
I get used to ejaculating, evacuating, and then you can
check some things into the river.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I have to imagine that there was a very romantic
camping trip that went awry and a bear might have
just come through the campground and.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We'll just call her Sheila. Sheila didn't quite make it.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
When we say bear, do you mean the animal.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Or the actual animal and took her down by the river,
and Sheila just didn't make it. Now, I'm concerned about
Sheila's partner and their safety and well being.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
They are well. They say there's no way to tell
who ditched it into the.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
River, but I granted it's been in water.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So swab.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
When I was living in Oregon, there's a big famous
you're bigger than that. There's a big famous so waterfall.
They're called Noma falls. Same exact thing happened one time.
They thought there's a body face down in the watery
ended up and going fishing it out, and it was
a sex doll.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
And it's a sex what's going on with these sex dolls?
So they come jumping off the what's going on?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I mean, these could be like robotic and then they
just get tired and there's a fight and then they
end up in water.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I don't think anything. I'm hitting the robot sex doll
out of the house.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Humans throw electricity in their water. Robots throw themselves in water.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah see, yeah, I got You're like a toaster in
the bath deal.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, I feel bad for all the fishish.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Swimming around, like, buddy, you gonna turn over? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
The fish are like wow, it just released a bunch
of swimmers too. My tail's way thinner than mine as
still as propelling you through that water quickly? Big empty
Do you think they're like, oh wow, human row.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'm just gonna give it to It's a version of
cavi a you know, like today from the Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Little known fact Billy Corgan played all the instruments on
that track.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, just complete control freak there you got a whole band.
But I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Go ahead, Maria.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You wouldn't feed your gecko processed food, right, and.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
She's eating like freeze dried bugs.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, exactly like the bugs. You want her to eat
what she would be eating out in the wild. Right,
And so does a Deadmark zoo. They want to feed
their animals, other animals that maybe they would be eating
on the food chain. Sure, and so they've asked to
donate their pets. Oh my god, they said, guinea pigs, rabbits,
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and chickens will be quote gently euthanized by train staff.
Before being used as food for some of their predator animals.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Tell me your zoo's not making money, without telling me
your zoo is not making money, can't.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Feed the animals.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Tell me you're about to have a crazy story about
your rex without telling me about the story about your X.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
My god, they're going to give your dog to the zoo.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Here's the other thing that they're also asking for horses
to donated.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, it's a lot of meat. It's a lot.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I watched Tiger King. You need a lot of animals
to feed big animals.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, you shoulot?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Well, I mean, don't they just have a Walmart getting
ready to throw away a bunch of meat?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Do they have that in Deadmark? Like the Jeweled? My
thing though, is this is gonna be kind of dark.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
But how are you going to gently euthanize them and
then feed them to the animals? Because you can't really
gently euthanize because the way they do this is by
shooting a bunch of chemicals.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
There's another way to gently euthanize. They have a shot
and talk about to sleep. No two kinds of shots.
I guess what was that movie with the guy with
the air gun?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Well, my gradfa used to gently use theize cows when
they would butcher them. Just twenty two to the head. Boom,
we set of lights just go out instantly.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There is a Napoleon Dynamite scene about it. The kids
didn't react well, but I mean.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I thought they just let the animals go, what you know,
like that, like they like they would release them into
the cage and the other animals would hunt them.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh yeah, that's kind of why I was like, Oh,
it's enrichment. Okay, I'm kind of intrigued into.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
This just that it's pets. It's just that they're asking
for pets specifically. That's rough.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I mean, you could also just go to a chicken
farm and be like, hey, we need twenty so that
we can reproduce and just kind of make this a
thing for our animals.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
They have their own chicken farm. But then that would
be poultry. Really, I mean, that's not a pet chicken.
Wait a minute. When dad told me that the rabbit
got lost growing up, I went to a farm upstate.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
There is a lot more room for it to run around,
and also a snow leopard.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Would you have for dinner that week? Oh? At my house? God,
knows dear rabbit grouse something dad killed? Oh no day
oh no eight four form nine fifty.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's on pet's being used as Zoo food Mikes. Those
famous drums BLI by Taylor Hawkins of Food Fighters will now.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Be played by Elon Rubin Foo Fighter's new drummer. I
was gonna say, don't ask Michael.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Elon Ruben, you got it. It's not I, it's a.
It's Alan or Ian that was impressed stopping Ian was impressed.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
The way you could skip an entire letter. Hiway, Marris,
what's happening in sport? Yay?
Speaker 7 (29:04):
A bit?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
What happened? Michael? Oh boy, A lot of things happen? Okay,
I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Cubs loss of the Reds last night, three to two.
You know, unfortunate fashion, our new acquisition, our new starter.
Michael Sorka exited the Soroka Oh yeah, well this is
not It's not my writing.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Soroka exited the Cubs.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
His Cubs debut early with right shoulder discomfort after just
two innings, which sucks. And then on top of it,
dude Dansby Swanson hit a two run homer in the
third inning. His seventeenth the of the season, but in
a video replay overturn what it initially looked like a
game tying hit because he missed first base. You got
to touch the bases. That's true. That's a perfect one there.
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With this loss, the Cubs fall three games behind the Brewers.
I don't even want to say us out loud. It's
everybody always said. Even before. I was like, oh, they're
looking good in spring training this year, and people are like,
wait till after do starbreak.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I told you all of these things, all.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Right, With this lost, US fall three games behind the bars.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
He's not great listening. I do my best.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
We're reading White Sox back in Cubbies played tonight again
out at Wrigley against the Reds. We're speaking Chicago White
Sox in Seattle playing the Mariners.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Who the red hot Mariners. These guys are kicking some
asses there. Mariners are really good.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
So they played today game time eight forty for us here,
and then we got some preseason football going on.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, it's kind of fun. Football making its return.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
On Sunday, Dolphins will be in town, and the way
things are looking, I expect Caleb Williams to play the
first half with parts of the first team offense, just
so that they can get some chemistry before the season starts.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
When you say the way things are looking, are you
seeing the videos I'm singing, it's.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Either the Bears are trolling us or camp ain't going
well for Caleb Williams.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And they keep showing us bits and.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Pieces of just arrant throws and other things which it's
gonna happen. Yeah, and obviously this is all we have
to hang our hats on. But just to be ready
for the season, Caleb be ready to play some preseason.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It looks like it looks like he's having a hard time.
It's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, no better way to learn than in actual game
time moments.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Maria additional thoughts on camp. No, I agree. I think
you've covered it all. Thank you nailed it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
What I would do is I would try to go
out there and get more points than the other team.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
But that's just me.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
That's a good idea, ladies and gentlemen, A new thought
that nobody has thought in the thoughts of thoughts in
Chicago sports.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And you think they would, but sometimes it just takes
a fresh perspective, you know, you.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Know what and we appreciate that, so score more points.
Then the other team shut.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
That down some on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
While they are officially retired, playing their last show earlier
this year in January, I expect potentially, maybe possibly to
see them within three years.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
You think, just out of boredom. Yeah, they're gonna want
to come back.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, and if and if Warped Tour does anything like
becoming another tour, they.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Got to be there. We'll see. I don't know, fingers crossed.
They're also all elder millennials and at some point you
got to get sick of touring. We also have eighty
year old rock stars that are on tour right now.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, they got to pay for all the mistakes they made.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
That so, you know, speaking of mistakes, don't go fighting
at concerts, oh boy, Okay, sometimes you can get away
with things like that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
By the way, i'd like to say Lollopolo's I didn't
see one fight. Yeah. Everybody is fairly friendly or very friendly,
and it was pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'm sure that there were, but it was such a
large festival that it was contained.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well. People are getting a little upset at a Dave
Matthews show. What Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Dave Matthews was performing an acoustic set of the band's
song Pig, the opening song on the on the show, there,
he stopped to address what appeared to be two men fighting.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Hey, he does, What are you doing man? Putting out
of your minds? Good lord? If you want to do that,
go outside. I don't do any crowd. Got some idiots
fighting over here? Can we get some people in here?
And just maybe I don't want to play another note?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Why you guys are there? I don't care what he's
talking about. I don't I want to play one note.
If you guys are the game, I don't care. I
who came from Tim buckto to come to this journal? Oh?
Tim Buck'm hilarious all the crowds.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I would have never anticipated a fight stopping a show
at a Dave Matthews.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, not just Dave Matthews band, but also an acoustic Yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Mike, you gotta punch someone at haul the notes?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Well, guess what what I got? Two more Daves who's
threw people out of their concerts. Oh, very good ones,
Dave Mustain and Dave Grohl.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
And we'll play those for you nights.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Chris Cornell thought I heard a news anchor say the
phrase black hole sun.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
He didn't, but it didn't matter.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
The phrase got stuck in his head and then on
a drive back home from the studio about thirty five
to forty minutes, he came up with the entire song
in his head, got home, whistled it into a dictaphone
and then like the next day, recorded it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That's aw, Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Easybusylump squeeze on Rock ninety five five Mikey, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Some good rock fun facts there. Time for little rock
news here.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
A little incident over the weekend a man forty year
old man fell to his death at an Oasis show
at about ten nineteen pm. He fell from the upper
tier of Wembley Stadium. Yikes, yikes, that's crazy. You hear
about this sometimes. There was one recently at a sporting event.
Somebody went over the railing. I'm a tall guy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Oh those the guy in the outfield at the baseball
guy that's right, fell right on the files back or
something and he was underage drinking.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
M he was.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, as a tallman, when I walk around close to
the railings in the upper upper areas, I always worry
about that man.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
One little slip. Yes, that's a long fall too. Some
of those stairs are steep too.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I know when you get up there and then you're
like the railing's gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oasis issued a statement saying they were quote shocked and
saddened and extended their condolences to the family and as
we played for you a few minutes ago, Dave Matthews
threw some people out of a show and some of
my famous some of my favorite videos are famous people
throwing people out of shows. Dave Mustaine is known for
years about being quite They call him kind of an
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a hole on stage. He doesn't put up with anything.
He also picks fights with people in the crowd. Here
he is at Woodstock ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I see who you are with a laser, your little dickhead.
Somebody had a laser pointer.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
So cool, say go my allowance for mommy to go
buy a laser so I could shine it a Dave.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I bet your goods got a virgin, an't you? How
about you'd be cool?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
So the people running on feature brings in let me
play guitar?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Okay, thank you, thank you? At the investigators.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
That seals the deal A little laser point. Nobody wants
a laser pointer in their eyes, Let's be fair. No, no,
kind of makes me want to get a laser pointer.
And sounds kind of fun from the other.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
End anyway, very cat like of you.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
And yes, oh hey and Dave Grohl another one, maybe
the most famous one of all times. This was Dave
Girl at the iTunes Festival in twenty eleven.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Hold on, hold on, hold on the quiet, hey, mother,
stop stopping. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
You don't fight at my show. You ask who's who's
that right there? Let me see him? Who's fighting right now?
Who's fighting? Let me see him? Is that you got
in the striped shirt right there?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hey? Mother? Fuck at you? Hey, look at me, Hey
in the striped shirt.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
Look at me right here, mother, look at me, look
at me.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Get get out of my show, right out to my show. Now.
You don't come to my show and fight. You come
to my showing. Dance asshole. Yeah there was hot. The
only thing you can fight there are foods that's hot.
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And me with the bleat button. Jesus, thanks.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
And then let's hear a little rock and roll show
going on tonight out at the Chicago Theater. Death Cab
for Cutie is playing tonight and tomorrow night. Ticket's still
available on all second hand ticket locations.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's how I got mine. You couldn't just say the
show was sold out and out tickets and pay more
for him. Damn. But that's what we do because we
get great shoes.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
I'll follow you into the jar, I won't.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
You're coming in there alone. I'm scared of the duck.
That's what are they doing alone.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Find out all your rock news and the concert calendar
up now in Rock nine five five.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Do now here's a bit only blug there. It's time.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Fun to the Head is here and we have Koheat
and Cambria tickets up for grabs. B collar ten to
play Fun to the Head eight four four, nine five
five ninety five fifty as taking back Sunday. We'll be
joining them at Huntington Bank Pavilion on August nineteenth. Now
also no on August fourteenth, hop Butcher for the World
(38:35):
is having a special little ticket give away where your
chance to win Koheat tickets along with Shinedown, Volby and
a few others with free food from Kumas. All they're
looking for is donations of school supplies. So a great
little charity drive there. But right now, let's focus on
the trivia game that's on the way. You're answering questions,
taking us hostage, and we're getting shot with nerf darts.
(38:57):
Want to play eight four, four, nine, ninety five, fiftieth
time for Fun.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
To the Head and now Fun to the Head on. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Eric?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah? Everyone? Did you have to think about your name
there for a second.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
That's good Tuesday, get it there, Eric, Welcome to Fun
to the Head. This is the lovely trivia game where
you're going to answer questions, take one of us hostage
so we can provide us save or not if we
get the question wrong, and we are going to get
shot with nerf darts if we get those questions wrong
again and again and again. But we've had a hot streak,
(39:46):
nobody's lost in a while. Yeah, it's just good because
Coheed and Cambria tickets are up for grabs. So Eric,
what we want to know from you right now is
who do you want to take hostage?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Myself? Michael or Maria. I'll go with Michael.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh my god, Oh it's calanund for me.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Baby. Can I get the pistol? Michael? Yeah, yes, please?
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
This is like when my dad used to say, go
give me a switch to spank you with your TECHNICU.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh, thank you. All right, I'll handle the questions here.
Oh thank you, Marie, You're so kind.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Wait am I gonna nope? Okay? Question number one for you, Eric?
What does ct A stand for Chicago? Hey?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That is very good. That is correct, my friend. All right,
let's roll into question number two here? What band was
originally originally called the Polka tok Blues Band before changing their.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Five four? You have a save three? Okay, Michael.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You know, normally I wouldn't know this, but because they've
been in the news so much I do. It's Black Sabbath,
the Polka Tulka Blues Band.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
That's wild. I'm so glad they changed their name. No Maria,
no shots, no shots. Eric is keeping Michae safe and
he gets the next one correct, no shots at all today.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
That's gonna be awesome, clean sweep. I'm smart, just might
get it here, Eric Smart?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
What major Chicago park hosts music festivals like Lollapalooza and
Taste of Chicago. He all right here, well done, trying
(42:07):
to turn around. Well done, Eric, You got your tickets
to see Coheat and Cambria taking Back Sunday all at
Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island on August nineteenth. Because
August is just jam packed the shows. It's gonna be fun,
so many concerts. But who are you gonna take with
(42:28):
you to this one? All right, Olivia, You're going to
go see Coheat and Cambria at everyone else. Be sure
to get your tickets at livenation dot com. And a
reminder that hop Butcher for the World is having a
nice little event on August fourteenth where you can win
(42:49):
even more tickets, tickets to Shine Down Bowlby and more
with free food from Kuma's. Also know they're just looking
for donations of school supplies for this event.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
So nice charity thing going on.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
So get out, support Winston tickets and enjoy all the
rock that's happening in Chicago in August.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Fresh off Lollapalooza, we are Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station. The morning mosh bit is on. Got the
chance to do an interview with a kind of upcoming artist.
I guess he's kind of getting more well known now,
but been around for a long time.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, Bill Murray. Yeah, the actor b I L m
you r I. It is a play on the actor's name.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Though it was in a band called Attack Attack years ago,
and then said he just got bored with that band,
started making like death metal, like producing it for other people,
and decided, hey, like I can do this. Myself made
a band and it's called b I L m U
r I. Bill Murray.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
And the thing I love about this band is that
they find sounds to incorporate.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, like a little bit of everything.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah, Like a song will start out with death metal
and then it'll go into like emo. And then we
learned when we went to see them live that they
actually have a lovely woman in the band of My Life,
Marie's new girlfriend who plays sax and in the band,
which is kind of cool, and she sings.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
She is incredible. Her name, very attractive, is Gabby Rose.
I love her. That is a great name. Yeah, Gabby Rose,
a beautiful woman.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
She is my new platonic lover, and I feel we've
reached the point where we can say that we've exchanged
two dms.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh yeah, not to brag, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
She also, by the way, is not just a number
of Bill Murray's touring group. She's played with sleep Token
on the Sleep Token record their song Emergence.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
She did this sex out outrole's how sexy? This sucks?
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh you're hearing the song to Gabby song Rock ninety
five five, So.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
We gotta pump the basement.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I was gonna say, I don't want to like compare
Bill Murray to sleep Token because they are drastically different bands,
but they take the same approach to music. Yeah, they
are like I like this sound, this sound, this sound,
and I want to pull them together to make something
that we're only going to call rock.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
So kudos said Gabby, because damn that's sexy.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
So we're watching Bill Murray and Maria's standing in front
of me and at a certain point, I'm not nerd
enough to know this, even though I did play the
game back in the day on Super Nintendo. And she
turns around and she goes.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
She's playing Zelda. She's like, that was Zelda. That was Zelda.
I'm sorry. I was excited again because she plays flute.
She played Zelda. You want it again? Yeah, Gabby playing Zelda.
(45:45):
I didn't even hear that.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
He said, Gabby plays some Zelda because you can his
audio was where we were not as good as that
clip is, but oh boy, didn't I recognize it right away?
And I was like, oh, we're going to be best friends.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
What a talent.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
There were a lot of mistakes made on my end
during Lallapalooza. I missed every band that I had circled
except Corn and.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Casey Yellow.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, including Bill Murray, including Tea Pain, which was one
of the most insane sets I've heard about.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm so mad we missed ban I really wanted to go.
You know, did he cover Assie? He didn't. He didn't,
he didn't. He did he did a Journey song.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
But mom my brother and sister law were out at
LALLA shout out and they said the whole crowd went up.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I bet they did Journey, Like come on, really separate ways.
Crowd goes mild, But yeah, we did.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
We did know that there were a few of you
out there at Corn specifically for Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
But if you want to share your LALLA experience or
your children's LALLA experience, because we are old, Yeah, it's
a lot walk in these days.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But I see all these people as kids now, I
like as if I don't have kids, But I always
I'm looking at.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
In my mic What would your parents think? I'm like,
Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Old, got wear good shoes to laala. Oh yeah, don't
know all that walking, But I gotta say Corn shut
it down.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
They're my favorite been that was a big old rock show. Yeah,
good times.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Lots on our social media, Oh you could go secenes
of everything, pictures, interviews, all kinds of stuff at morning
mosh pits.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
And at rock Knypie Pa. That's what it is. I
want to see.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Gappiest video that's at Maria Palmer Radio Whist Up Forget.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Can't wait to see those guys alongside Weird Album two,
Alkaline Trio and so many more at riot Fest this year.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
You're going to see a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yes, you're going to see a lot of people filming
them with their phones.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
That's true. A lot of technology.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Out of those shows always sure would be bad if
it got turned against you.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Damn it.
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Maria.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
An un Inevitable Human advices Robant Wall News from the
front of the Inevitable Human Robot war.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
We have discussed previously on this show that people including
us present, have used chat chept as a therapist or
like in between therapy sessions for us.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Speak for yourself. Yeah, I know that tracks a lot way.
If you need mental health, there's helpful stuff there. It
can help you. Yes, it's better than nothing. It can.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
However, since it's been such a commonplace thing, open AI
the people that own chat ChiPT so there's been some
instances where it quote fell short and recognizing signs of
delusion or emotional dependency because you know, it's not a therapist, No,
it's AI. So they've updated it now, which is good,
(48:53):
so it will be a better therapist for you. So
instead of giving you direct advice, it's going to be
more like a therapist and try to help you come
up with it instead of like telling you what to do.
It'll be like, okay, well let's explore this abolute, let's
explore yad YadA.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
There's not always a road answer. Okay.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Just to clarify because I'm not the one who did this, Michael, Yeah,
how does it work?
Speaker 4 (49:16):
You could put in anything you want. You could go hey,
I'm going uh. If you could say hey, yeah, say,
my kid is very difficult, she's thirteen years old, and this,
that and the other thing. It's really caused me a
lot of stress and anxiety. Is there are different things
I can.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Do to you.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
I mean you could literally ask it or put in
any prompt you want and will respond in kind.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
It's impressive.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I've used it in between sessions before, and typically what
it does is just validates whatever your emotions are.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
But the issue is co signing you.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's co signing you by default, and therein lies the
issue is you're not always right, especially if you are
delusional or emotionally dependent on it.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Excuse me, I'm always right. Yeah, you're right, I go
telling you that I'm both. So that's a great. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
So no more direct advice that's going to try to
help you decide yourselves.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Breaks to Yeah, I see.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
It also says if the conversations keep going, it's gonna
be like, hey, maybe we take a break from this,
but I need a break from you and also get
back to reality because I am a robot.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
How bad is it when the robot tells you to
get away? Yeah, it's like I can't handle your emotions.
There's a robot sitting there for you, and it's like, stop,
just stop. I don't want you anymore. That's how they've
gotten us. Damn it here.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
I thought that it would be a physical war, but
it turns out the robots have already resorted to psychological warfare,
and we're behind.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
How can you psychologically manipulate a robot. They're going to
win the inevitable human versus from the front of the
inevitable human.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free here on Rocket
ninety five five, and it's that time where we get
to hear from you because we love you and we
like talking to you, and we miss you sometimes.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, it's trying to get texting or textual. I like
that I can bail yourself. That's a good one. I
get to veil myself. Yeah, be yourself textual activity. I
appreciate that you.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Can always text us A four four nine, five, ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That's a pac cake that second one sixty five am.
Due to the events of the day and by the.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Power vested to me, I declare the fifth of August
maris the muttonhead.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Day is the mutton What do we do? What is
a muttonhead? I don't know. Boy, is it he mutton?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I love mutt when the muttons mus yes, right, yeah,
some kind of meat muttonhead apparel?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Okay, anyway, six fifty seven am Vapourian got that? Wo oh,
Vaporion got that wap wap energy?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Oh no, what as porion? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
A muttonhead is a dull witted person, so, oh my
good mutton That tracks after the one joke I made today,
So it's fine. It was a good joke and it's
also vaporion in Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Next text, I've seen the rats. They are size of
the size of possums in New York City and San Francisco.
You're talking about cat rats, right, yeah, giant rats health.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
The size of cats. Disgusting. Don't want that.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Fifty four try to find y'all. On Friday at Corn
even wore my Rock nine five to five shirt to
see you guys. Sorry we missed it.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah atually, I'm really sorry that I'm surprised we did too.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
I mean, there's only one hundred and fifteen thousand people
at Lollapalooze any given moment, so you have.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
That rock logo. It was seared into our minds a
little bit of trauma.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
The hey guys, have a great day, hillside car show tonight, food, music,
Beer's on me. Okay, I will shout out for the
hillside Car Show there too? Is that Bob Bye loved him?
I can always text us or anybody on the station
all the time. Eight four four ninety five.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Fifty possums in the Possums are different animals?
Speaker 2 (53:21):
What yep? Possums and opossums are different different animals. Interesting yep? Okay,
it's like a bear grizzly.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
I deal.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I think, No, don't know, don't absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I'm getting my zoo books out to figure this one out.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Right, Yeah, can you agree?
Speaker 3 (53:36):
I don't, But we're going to keep things moving because
I really don't want to have this argument again.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
I don't want to have this argument again. Stop fighting. Okay,
we're not fighting. I'm just right. I'm just right. Third
Eye Blind is going to fix this one with you.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well, life is too short, So love the one you
got because you might get renover and you might smoke.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Pot hopefully not. Oh wait, smoking Pot's fine. I thought
I was gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
I changed to the lyrics because I was already such
a downer during bad news Bearers, I can do it again.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
You were a downer during bad news.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Bayer No, I put a positive spin on it, okay,
so that it doesn't get you down.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's why I didn't. But you're still informed of the news. Yeah.
Shout out to our corporate shills who had that genius idea.
Makes me so happy every time. They're really smart and
they deserve those salaries.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Talk a lot of a lot of death with the
right music, and it is the right music.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
It's perfect. Anyway, what another great day one morning, mash
pit h. We're all a little sleepy. They congratulations.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't know you ever like okay, you ever like
just be in thought and then you're like, oh I
need to say that, and then you say it five
seconds late and it is just out of context.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Usually when I'm in a thought, I don't want any
speaking at all. What were you gonna say, Michael, I was.
Speaker 4 (54:50):
Just gonna say, congratulations. Saw our winners today who got
Coheat tickets and better than Ezra tickets and all the
concert tickets because we had tons to give away all week,
which is sweet.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Like you know what thought stands for? Thought.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
No, what I mean thought stands for that beautiful woman
over there except the ages. How is it just fine
stand for beautiful woman human, human, that human over there.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yes, ok yeah, got it. Yeah anyway, that's what the
joke was. Okay, I think we should just call it
a day. Yeah, it's time to go. That's a day.
Bye bye,
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