OH MY GOD! IT'S PAT MCGANN ON THE MOSH PIT!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eyes me like a Pisces when I miss. That's how
you know. Kirk Cobain got laid man. He knew the zodiac.
He can look at him and be like, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Big Pisces energy up in here. It's the morning mash
bit on Rock ninety five to five. What do you
guys know the Zodiac?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I too, like Kurt Cobain. It's fair.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know you do me and you goddamn right.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Of Kurt Cobin.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
That guy in Nirvana, he was just so hot.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
He made me nervous.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Good shot, posthumous Leave, postumous malone rap cover of Kirk
Obain songs. Oh my god, how you doing, Mariss?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was trying to think of how many zodiac signs
I know, like character traits for, but it's like half.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's pretty impressive. You get some chicks, all right, what
you know about the zodiac?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
To be honest, I'm paying really close attention to the
release of the JFK files that are happening, and some
of the emails that have come out, they emailing talking
to someone named Zodiac that was not well, you asked
about zodiacs.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Right, So that's the astrology signs studio.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, I don't do astrology. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Michael's like, oh, you're a cat record on a conspiracy?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Is that astrology?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Wonder if we're a match.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Jesus, Oh my gosh. A huge show today. We have
our first guest ever. Yeah, this is really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Wow, this is our ever guess and he's coming in
the studio to hang out with us in the nine
o'clock hour.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Pat McGahan Patrick McGann, Yes, playing at the Chicago Theater tonight,
hometown hero. Yeah, very exciting. And guess what it is?
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Hmm, there's something that's free.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Maybe a sound effect could help us out. Is not
your cue to call?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
As we get ready to hand you the murder device
that we give away every Friday, it's a tool, yes,
not a weapon.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It is according to a corporate lawyer, this is.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
A tool for trimming trees and bushes.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
And speaking of tools, we got Michael on the.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Speaking of bushes, Maria's here.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And who is a lovely gentleman.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You're standing in between these two lovely people. Holy Church.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Everything you do.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Cold this morning, it's gonna warm up a little as
the sun comes out. This afternoon and a nice weekend
in the forties and swimming.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
We are the morning mosh pits. Well, then all next
week it's gonna be forties and fifties. Oh my god,
Spring is here. Okay, you guys told me I'd have
to wait till April.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're gonna have to wait till April. This is this
is false Spring. I'm wearing shorts next year.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
We got do you know that chart I'm talking about
that lists all the Chicago seasons different, So you have
to find that for Michael said spring, because you're gonna
want to get outside, get some things.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Done, and maybe you could use a chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's a crazy It's free chains on Friday. What a coincidence.
It's crazy, What a coincident.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Should I do something when I hear this sound?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You should absolutely call in eight four four, nine, five
ninety five fifty Collerton's getting the chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
We're just starting to day with the chainsaw. Don't take
it in the pit. No gott to leave the chainsaw
outside the pit. It's like rule number thirty seven. Do
not bring the chainsaw into the.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Pit a wild pit.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh No, every every rule in the pit exists because
it's happened.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Chainsaw in the mosh pit.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I have to say something because something happened.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
But yes, chainsaw up for a grasper caller ten A
four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Leo? Leo? Yes, around,
that's awesome. How are you doing today?

Speaker 7 (04:20):
I'm going great, even better now head of the work.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh wait, you're happy to be going to work? Yeah,
what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
It's Friday Saday?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do you know your zodiac sign?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm a cancer Leo is a cancer hobby irony, very ironic.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Damn yes, but Leo, we got something for you in
the form of a train saw it.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
That's awesome as it is warming up this weekend. What
are you planning on doing with this chainsaw?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I got the grandkids and everyone started up the stop
them wood.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I definitely thought you were going to kids.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I was like, maybe we have a little more discretion.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Do we just hand this chainsaw?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Do please don't tell us your crimes that you want
to do with your chainsaw, but.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Do what you're going to do. Don't tell us about it.
We don't want any liability precisely.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's one of those toys where you learn quickly, no instructions,
just here's a change. There you go, kids, Lea, where
do you work? And Illinois?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Oh? Nice, well done, well done, having yourself a great Friday.
Ma man, Yeah, you got our first chainsaw of the day.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
We have one more coming up in the morning, mash pitch,
so you don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Somebody told me that you had an uncle who looked
like a cousin who dated my brother.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
It was a weird family. It's the morning.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Stuff that I've ever heard you say.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I don't really know what happened there. I am not
in charge of all the words.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That I say, likely in charge of the beginning of
the sentence.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know where it's going from there.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Sweet oh Alabama, what do we got boys?

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Oh? Big announcement from Spirit Airlines? Maria, you're in big trouble.
Uh Why you can no longer wear sea through clothing
on your flight anymore?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's half my closet.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I know what am I gonna wear? I know, sir?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Options are there.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Trying to class things up a bit? Are they? Though?
Are they trying to class. See it's more comfortable, and
let's start there.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Hard to class it up with twenty two dollars flights.
Even I can get one of.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Those button when you're putting all of your seat through
shirts away, it's gonna cost you seventy dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Why do they want me to make the plane heavier
with the thicker clothing?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
They just announced you can't wear sea through clothing anymore.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Could get you actually kicked off the flight. That means
no more sheer tops. Leave the clastic, Leave the clear
plastic pants at home?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Is that a thing I don't I've not done that.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I do mess shirts.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's what I'm wearing tomorrow, clear plastic pants.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Good thing tomorrow is Saturday. Your wife is gonna have
so much fun with that.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
You're gonna hate yourself. Get some baby powdered right.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Another thing they're outlawing on flights is full fish net bodysuits.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I'm wearing that on Monday.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I can't help but think that our priorities might be
a little out of whack here. Other things to be
spending time and energy on. Mesh shirts are the enemy.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
I want to see the group of people that made
Spirit go, we might have a problem people of spirit.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wasn't it those women that got kicked off for wearing
crop tops or something?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And they were like, that was you serious?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's got to be what this is.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It wasn't her fault you had big old boobies. I'm
just saying, what you're gonna do. She's allowed to wear.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I want you to sit and marinate in that one.
Let's just be quiet and give Michael some learning time.
Hang on, let me go back to the story.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's a full side. Don't don't even encourage them with
sick with that.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's not their fault. They got big boobs. Listen, I'm
a big fan of boobs. We know. I applaud anybody
with a crop top.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I love hearing you try to talk your way out
of the hole that you dig.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is fun, this situation.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
They updated their fine print this week for things that
can be seen as quote lude, obscene or offensive in nature.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
That includes thee through clothing.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Tops that don't cover enough, pants are skirts that pants
are skirts that expose your butt or other private parts,
and their policy covers body art. If you have a
tattoo that says if your mom across your chest or
be wearing a shirt.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I didn't realize that Spirit was doing so well economically.
They can just be turning away potential customers like this.
Congratulations be it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I suppose I'm flying United If you're not kidding.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
It, I'm flying whatever stays up in the sky and
doesn't get me punched.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
While on the planet.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
My options are becoming more and more limited by the day.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Speaking of fighting, be careful that you don't freeze yourself
to an icy robe, because this is the worst situation.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Especially why did we get there from fighting?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Fight? You mean we're going to talk about it on
the other side.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
On rock ninety five to five string pumpkins, do you
know that they mean smashing like the English brilliant pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm sure that was the intention.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It literally is, yes, for real, real yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, I'm not messing with you for like the first time.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I got like Halloween smashing pumpkins. What do you mean,
like you smash a pumpkin on high?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
You know they mean like the British smashing Nigel Thornberry.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Have you ever gotten anything frozen to something? Oh? No, no,
because you don't want to be like this.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Anybody, did you want to use the radio with us today?
I'm glad you could make it in.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
How did I mess that up? I don't know. Have
you ever had anything frozen to something?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yes, no boarding.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
We obviously everybody tries the tongue thing, okay, yeah, and
you you get your tongue stuck.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
All right?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Well he stuck to what the ski lift? Sorry, you're
riding up the ski lift?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You really did full dumb and dumber.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh yeah, we have all tried it.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You're saying, we all all in that situation.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Sunrise, Is that what you got?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Distracted by?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Unfortunate Canadian? Here?

Speaker 5 (10:41):
He got his penis stuck to a frozen sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That doesn't happen on accident.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
He was in the midst of a bar fight.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
His pants fell down, I wonder, and he fell down
and then his penis was.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Stuck to the sidewalk.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
So they called the paramedics, and I don't ever don't
pick me up.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm skeptical the story.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
This video, yeah, which is even worse because if you're
videoing this, you're a terrible person. But I also have
to look at the paramedics who didn't go for a
glass of.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Water to help get him off eyes or picture. Yes,
they old, I promise, and I like that.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
The blog just notes within the video you can see
the stress, and I was just like, I would kill
everyone around me if they shresd.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Like you said, you can't see she's a little warm
water and don't even got to be warm broom temperature.
Just let me shimmy away and get up.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
But this movie, oh God, strange wilderness is what it's Yes,
And there is an incredible scene where this guy happens
to get his dingling stuck.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
On the throat of a turkey.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
They're like, wow, try massaging the turkey's next together, which
doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Close to the.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Throat a little more, and then they're like, all right,
we just have to pull it. And there's an amazing
scene stretching that is reminiscent.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
My general rule is I don't want it stuck anywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, does your wife sell about.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
That you walked in it out?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't care about my reputation.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Rock ninety five to five. The weekend's basically here. What's
going on in Chicago? Michael?

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Well, first of all, it's gonna be nice weather. Weekend's
supposed to be mostly sunny, high thirty six tomorrow, so
you could get out and do things, yes, thank god,
including tomorrow noon Oak Street.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Beach Chicago's Polar Bear Plunge.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh oh, I'm sad that I didn't sign.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Up for that. You want to do this, You've been
talking about it next year. Tickets are sold out.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
We could still go and like, I don't know what
are they gonna do stop you from unning into the water.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm not gonna stop me.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Cut right through those legs.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
When they don't have a thermal towel for you, and
they're like, oh, our numbers are off.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't need a thermal towel.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I have the heat generated by the constant rage that
lives inside me.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
You're on Monday, I'll be frozen.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Also very exciting.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
It is Chicago Restaurant Week. Yeah, get out and try
some good food at better prices. I mean the restaurant
Week's fun because they always have the specials, right yeah,
you know, for like sixteen bucks.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Get a meal at a nice restaurants.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
And we forget. You know, when you live in a city,
you take it for granted.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Chicago's food is unmatched anytime you travel outside Chicago, you're
immediately reminded upon that very first meal that you are
no longer in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
There's a standard we live too, and it is hard
to find in other places.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Yeah, my wife went back to Colorado last week and
she was like, Yep, we have McDonald's and talk about like,
come on.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, you can't live that way. I mean you can.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Five hundred and two eateries are in restaurant week. That's
just the ones that are participating.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, that's all easy.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
We'll get out and try some good food. What else here?
Pat mcga, Pat mcagahan, Pat mcagain.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
He is tonight at the Chicago Theater also joining us
in studio here in the nine o'clock hour.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
And that'll do it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
That'll do it for our weekend.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
That'll doodle doodle do Well, I.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Can't wait to turn my indoor pacing into outdoor walking.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Did you forget about hot wheels?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Go?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm excited about Pat mccahn tonight.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, yeah, we are saying about Pat.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, who doesn't like some monster trucks tomorrow though, but yeah,
hell yeah, And we ask.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Him if that's how he really pronounces it. I bet
it's just Pat mcganny.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
We could ask that question, but real quick on Rock
ninety five to five. Let's see if you can answer
it for yourself. Mike, Well, for being on holiday, Green Day,
doesn't sound like they're having very much fun.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
You know they're probably missing something.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Maybe you know it's it's kind of essential for a friday,
but on holiday. Yeah, I mean you could take it
on a holiday if that's your vibe.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
There's like competitions you could compete in.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
If you're staying home and you want to do some
work around the house, maybe maybe that's your holiday.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Maybe you want a little manslaughter just fun, recommend it.
We're just saying, maybe we're going through hypotheticals together.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
None of this is real except what's very real.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
We have to say we don't consult condone anything that
leather Face or anybody else you might want to do
with a chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Misunderstood mess, but we're going to give it to you fifty.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
This is gonna give it to you.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Sound like that if that's what you want. Oh, you're
gonna get a chainsaw regardless of a four four ninety
five fifty chainsaw going to collar ten.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Rock ninety five five? Are we speaking with Katie Hendy.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, yeah, hey wait did you pause because you had
to think about it for a second or what was
happening right now? No?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
The fall though.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
I am so excited.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I love rock.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
You guys are awesome. Yes, I have a break in
my phone.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
As the rock.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh, the rock, the Rock. That's like the rock of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm Chicago because you guys are always rocking and I
love it.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
And you got damn right, Candy, you got damn right.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
That's that's what we do here in the morning mosh Pit.
Thanks for rocking with us.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
One other thing we do on the morning mosh Pit
and on Rock ninety five to five, well we do
we give away Chainsawskay, happened with that?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Kizo?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I am disturbingly disturbed Katie laughing at winning a chainsaw?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Katie, can we trust you with this chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I don't think we can.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I am so excited you guys.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I have been trying to get this chainsaw. We need
to cut some trees down.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, trees to trees at you see, there's laugh that
is a cackle that deserves a chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
I have never felt more concerned about where the chainsaw
is going and I've.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Never felt so excited to give them one a chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Katie, you are all set and this is our second
chainsaw in the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
But it is free chainsaw Friday. So Wall has chainsaw,
Cleaner has chainsaws. Pat Capone has changed all. It's going
to be there the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I feel like I just matched a super villain with
their moon laser, you know, basically chainsaw with that cackle.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
She'll be fighting crime by midnight, still be creating crime
by midnight.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
The villain appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
No, thank you, Katie. Now here's five or so things
with Maris.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Life is just.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
More comfortable this way.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
We're just we're just gonna roll right into five things.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I Am not going to crime and let you get
through all of them today.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Okay, Starting with Captain America, Projected to be one of
the biggest Valentine's Day releases. I don't know why Marvel
did this, but Captain America Brave New World is coming
out on.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Valentine's Day slash Valentine's Weekend. Why did they do that?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, because it's a movie that's boys will want to
go see because Captain America, and it's movie the women
will want to go see because of Captain America.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
They're smart.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
They're anticipating and making one hundred million in the weekend as.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're anticipating making babies.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
So double down on your fun with Captain America and hey,
let's all step.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Out and make this the biggest.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Really some Valentine's Day YouTube is adding new features to
their premium tier that I'm not sure many of us.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Are actually paying for.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
But if you are, you're going to get higher quality audio,
which we should all have, smart downloads and quicker playback
speeds on your mobile device. You can also use a
jump ahead feature if you're in the middle of a
show and Ai'll just take you where you need to
be based on the synopsis that you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I like to read in between the lines for these things.
When they say you can have higher audio quality, what
I'm reading is so we made your quality worse. If
you are not paying for this, probably didn't notice, but
now you will.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Oh yeah, that's gonna be clitchy. That's an interesting jump
ahead feature. Yeah, like, oh man, I got I gotta
finish this quick. And they just jump you ahead to
where it still makes sense. Oh yeah, and finish this
the story. That's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
The National Championship game on a Monday was the highest
rated event since the Super Bowl, but is down views
from last year.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Some factors that there are.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Blaming are the inauguration, the length of the college football season,
and the playoffs this.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Year because they did have four sport to six extra games.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
The few of the teams, which I don't believe is
true because Notre Dame everybody loves.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
And then who could hate the Ohio State? I could? Yeah,
I know, you don't me too. We got to discuss
that bottle. Oh yeah, you for separate? Oh my gosh,
I still owe you a bottle, Yeah you do. If
any of us are looking to go back to school,
there is now a heavy metal degree that we can get.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Is it gonna cost one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Probably to move to Netherlands to go to Suma College.
This degree will have a special focus and heavy metal music,
teach the art of growling, and have instructional courses on
playing guitar, bass, drums, and keyboard.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
And you do have to audition to be a part
of this school. And if you thought you had the
high cholesterol, you can't.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Beat the man who only ate meat, cheese, and butter.
To the point that the cholesterol was oozing out.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Of his body.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
It was actually coming out of his elbows and his
other joint areas, and they.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Said that he was massively above.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
The two hundred mark, which is supposed to be your
level of cholesterol in general.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Sounds delicious.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Michael, let me hear your best metal screen.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh, I was wondering if this.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, give me a girl.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I don't know if I can do that.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I know, but trying.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Wow. Wow, I don't like that a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I want to hear yours.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Oh oh, that was kind of good right there. That
was a little more sexy than I wanted.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Give me more, give me more, give me more, otter.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
That is exactly what we expected.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Yes yesterday we got into a big discussion about a
kid who has a million dollar offer for a baseball card,
and we have updates on what he's planning to do
with it.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
That's on the way in the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
He still hasn't fold he's looking for it's been decades,
and we take off the sunglasses. Bono.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
He met so a little better.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
He's a very picky man.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
So it seem it's the morning moshpit on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Michael, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yesterday we told you about an eleven year old baseball
card collector in Los Angeles who pulled one of the
rarest cards in recent history. He pulled one of a
kind Paul Sken's autograph along with the patch Paul war
on his Major League baseball debut. They're saying it could
go at auction for a million dollars, but the Pittsburgh
Pirates want the card, and they want it bad. Yesterday

(23:10):
we told you they were offering two seats behind home
plate for thirty years. That's a great deal. That's a
pretty good deal. But yet this they've sweetened the pot
even more. Now you not only get the two seats,
but you get a softball game for thirty people at
PNC Park.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
That's cool every year or just one? What's still? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
What a birthday party for a twelve year old swells?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:34):
And then you get a spring training experience like Noah,
the private tour of the Pirates facility, meet and greet
with Paul Skians, two Paul Skiins autograph jerseys, batting practice
with the team, and a bunch of other unique experiences.
And gymnast Livy Dunn. Olivia Dunn super hot. She's dating
Paul Skiings and she has a suite at Pirates at
PNC Park, and she said that if he sells the

(23:56):
card back to the team, she'll give him a seat
in her suite as well, So.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
He would essentially get the tickets behind home plate and
sweet access with Livy Dunn.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, it's a good deal.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's a really good deal.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
And thirty years, so he's getting this into his forties, right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
And just the seats behind home plate we're doing the
math yesterday are worth almost a million bucks.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, and that's if they don't even make it to
the post season.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Oh yeah, well, just when a good team comes to town,
the prices are going to go up to you know,
they're playing the Yankees or whatever for sure. Interestingly enough,
and Katie brought this up. The kid is in California.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, so, but for now, and that's only for the
next like eight years of his life.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
This is a thirty year deal.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Would move this us be something where I would go
to college in Pittsburgh. I would look to build my
life in Pittsburgh after this, just to enjoy the amenities
that are being offered. So I'm taking the tickets and
think about selling the tickets for eight.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Years, think about the best first date, consist and see
my time.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Hey girl, I have an idea. Why don't I go
to a baseball game? Sure? I like a baseball game.
Oh my god, we're behind home plate. I'm in love
with you.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Don't say anything, yeah, just like it's nothing. Are you
a Pirates fan? You like baseball?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Wait, your favorite teams come into town. I'm gonna get
a sickets for the game.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Let's see what I can swing.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Oh oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Just lucked out on these ones. But you know what,
I was thinking, This isn't even enough. Let's go up
to the suite that I got.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Have you heard of Livy Done?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
We're friends. I love old friends us and Livy Done.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
It's crazy. Yeah, I take I'm taking the tickets. I'm
taking the tickets.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm also taking the tickets.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
The guy yesterday in text said, if you took the
million and invested it, you could get forty grand a year,
just an interest.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's but that takes away from the experience.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
No, that's true.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ah wait no, I forgot about the investing piece.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
But you could still invest the money you sold the
tickets too. I'm going the tickets. That's it. I want
like I like baseball time.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'm still going with tickets because sometimes you'll sell those tickets.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
You're not going to use them for every single game.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Then you can invest that money, so you still have
the investment option.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
There bada bang, bada boom, eighty five fifty. What would
you do million dollars or the Pittsburgh Pirates experience.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I'm going for the foody. We know, I didn't know
anybody wanted to do. Is it love leaving?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I believe it's he.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's why I was right. Yeah, there's a clarification.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Need moshpit on Rock ninety five to five. My name's
Maria Palmer.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Maybe him Michael the movie Got Boys.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
That's all right. We got some good sports news.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Chicago comes World Series champion Anthony Rizzo and his wife
Emily announced Tuesday, sorry Thursday, both TeamWorks that they're expecting
their first child. Congress, the Cubs legend and cancer survivor,
has done so much for kids in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
And New York. And now he has going to have
a son of his own. That's amazing. Yeah, pretty cool.
That kid's gonna be great at baseball this week.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
He's not going to be terrible at it because his
dad's gonna be a plug.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Kid. You can't pitch for crime out. Anthony Rizzo is
going to be a great father. I think so too.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
We're not. We're saying the same thing. Don't let them
be soft.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Where's that kid?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
This is interesting.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
A few select Eagles fans got their hands on a
special piece of memorabilia from the Philadelphia's divisional round over
the ramp where they want to over the rams.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Mm hmm. What was?

Speaker 6 (27:42):
The team sold one hundred pints of snow from Sunday's
game for fifty dollars and you're gonna love this for
it fifty dollars each. Oh my god, I sold out
in two hours. Why that's the said quote. This isn't
your typical memorabilia. It's a tangible, frozen snapshot of the grit,
passion and determination defied this iconic game.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Now, to be fair, if the Lions went to the
Super Bowl and like they were like giving pieces of
the turf away heartbeat.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Eagles fans are hardcore a heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
This is why I can't take a compliment because.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like, men will say something wild to me, like, oh,
you're so hot, i'd drink your bath water.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm like yeah, but you'd also like buy snow from
the Eagles field, so high comment anything.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Do you know how important this snow is next to
your bathwater?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
The problem is not that it's a high compliment.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
It's that y'all's standards are so low that you do
things like buy snow for fifty dollars and drink bath water.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Would you sell bath water for charity? No? I think
I'm much money. I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Look, I would, but nobody buy it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Let's get to the pig tall deprecation.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
If someone would buy it, you don't want that person
that's going to buy it, but someone would.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
All right, let's roll through our pigs really quick.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Buffalo at Kansas City, Go Buffalo the late game on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Who do you got, Maria?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's the Buffalo versus the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Well, evolutionarily there, I'm gonna go with the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Technically it's the Bills versus the Chiefs. If you're going
that route.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
What are Bills named after?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Buffalo Bill?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh? Oh, so it's a cowboy versus a Native American
that made it worse to win. I guess I'm gonna
go with the Bills.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I don't like it, but Michael, who you got, I'm
gonna go Bills. I also want the Bills to win
this one. And then the Commanders versus the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, the Commanders they're going to shoot the Eagles out
of the sky, so.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Sounds about right.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
I have to go for the Eagles on this one
because the Commanders took my buddy Maris's team out last week.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I am also strangely rooting for the Commanders right now.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Wait what I don't I don't want to see the
Eagles taked. I don't want to see that happen. Fly
Eagles fly the E G A L E s.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
If you spell it properly, Yes, that's the way it's
supposed to go.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Eagles were having a rally and the mayor from Philadelphia
came out.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
She's like, all right, everybody, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
E G E L Yes, go birds, And everybody's like,
what that sounds like something we would pull on the morning,
Marsh ninety five.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I love Rock r C.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Scott?
This is Scott. I don't know how you doing today,
Scottie doing very well?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
My birthday BT? Oh no, do you know where your
girlfriend is? Scottie? It's your birthday? Oh no?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Welcome to Fun to the Head, the trivia game where
you get to pick one of us to answer trivia
questions for you with Koheat and Cambria tickets up for grabs,
and your first difficult choice is whom would you like
to answer questions for you?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
I want you to answer questions from.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Okay, well, thank you, Scott.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I am honored. No, no, no, I.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Just absolutely the right choice.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
I don't want to mess this up for yourself.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
It was an accident, all right? Who's asking questions today?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I guess I can do it. Hold on right, gotta
find it?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh god, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
We are ready.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Let's go on it.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, let's go number one. Who is widely known as
the King of Rock. Come on, you know this.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I think it's easy. The King of Rock.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I didn't say the King of rocks that would be
me as the King of.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Rock Elvis Scott's birthday. Let's go. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
He's got one for you, Scott.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
There we go, okay.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Question two, which Disney Princess as a pet tiger?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
That would be Princess Jasmine Aladdin.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Now sing a whole sing It, sing a whole New World.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
That was Michael.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Jasmine.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Does that make me the magic carpet?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Oh god, yes, yes, Maria, you are the magic carpet.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Oh no, that's now you're moving over there, Scottie boy,
you're good, okay, all right, he's hanging out, all right?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Two for two?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Number three? What oh you're not going to get This
is the largest desert.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
On Earth, the Sahara.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Wrong, you wouldn't guess it. It's Antarctica.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Oh, technically desert.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Think about the rainfall or black thereof interesting indeed, I'm sorry,
all right, Scotty, he failed due Would you like to
verbally assault him for that?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
No? I would not still to ahead. Thank you, Scotty.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Scotty is such a good energy. I'm sorry that we're
calling you Scotty.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
You fully said her name is Scott and we're just
being disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Okay, good as long as he wins.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Matt Damon saying it really well, all right, number four,
who is the killer doll Chucky's bride?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Like, what's her name? Yes?

Speaker 8 (33:43):
What's Chucky's bride's name?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Scott? Do you want to take a guess?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
I boys thought she was just the bride of she
is Tiffany. Oh all right, okay, here we go, Okay,
last one drama.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Here has to get this right for you to win, Scott.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Let go.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Number five walked in like a sniper.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
He'll still miss what was the first mass produced car
in the world, the Model?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Who made the Model?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
T Yeah, I'm gonna fire on you anyway.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, I figured out. Yes, Scott. Happy birthday, Scott, Happy birthday, Scott.
I was just a little bit worried there for a second,
but I got you there.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
And you're going to see Coke Eat and Cambria and
Taking Back Sunday at Northernly Island.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
It's going to be a great and amazing show. You
know who you're taking with you on that one. I'll
be taking my girlfriend there, you go a great choice.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Indeed for everyone else, tickets are on sale.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
For you to hang out with.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Scott and his girlfriend and we're gonna reload on bullets
and get ready for fun to the Head next week
on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
But wait, they want to go to the show, but
they can't afford their tickets.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
How can we have them?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
If only there is.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
A way that conveniently involved our cock, Rocky the Rooster,
giving you a chance to win a grand on Rock
ninety five to five right after niar Ivana. Well, thank god,
it's the trends of darkness and not a pilot flying
high again this morning, mash Put on Rock ninety five

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to five.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Don't look at me like that, man.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
You made me think how high is too high?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I think being high at all when flying a plane
is probably frowned upon.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Although I don't know. They're trying to get rid.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Of mesh clothing on Spirit Airlines, so clearly their priorities
are out of whack. Maybe they like hand joints out
to their pilots as they're boarding the plane and then
they're like, excuse me, harlot on a tank top, you.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Feel directly attacked.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yes, my wardrobe is through, and you know what you
should be so lucky? Oh yeah, I do that as
public service, and we thank you. Yes, you do think
me and then you think me in different ways in
October for the Purge and it's a symbiotic relationship.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Fair enough.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Yeah, how would you like to earn one thousand dollars
to try Costco's game day snacks and done?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I want to do it for free.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
A personal finance outlet, finance Buzz is offering one lucky
applicant the opportunity to become its official quote sideline sampler.
You'll get to try game day snacks from Costco and
they'll pay you one thousand dollars to do it. Chosen
applicant will be given a five hundred dollars Costco gift card,
So you get to go around. You get to test
all the twenty different frozen foods from Costco.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
That sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Hey, you give your feedback and they're gonna pay you. Man,
what a great gig.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Speaking of flying high, God, you.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Gotta be eighteen. Does Costco's do the samples? I remember
when I used to go back in the day.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
They do. I love that. And you go around lunchtime.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Look at the millionaire over here that can afford his
own Costco.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
No, I don't have a Costco membership, but when my
friends go, hey, we're going to Yes, yes, can we
go around twelve thirty please?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I would also like the Sideline Sampler to be the
name for like an athletic dating app. Oh that's good,
I myself am the Sidelines Sampler.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Michael Jordan's ears just perked up. I can fund that.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You think Michael Jordan would be on the Sideline sample?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I think he just fund it? Okay, Kayla Williams on there.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
He couldn't know that. Jordan's the angel investor of.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
So much money on his own with his clothing brand,
turn it into away, frohim to gamble. He's also got
he's got a it's not NASCAR's f one. Yeah, no,
it is Nascarcar, okay. Him and Bubba Wallace. Yeah he's fine. Yeah,
he's doing all right, he's doing great.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Applicants must be eighteen years old, based in the US,
and must have access.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
To a costco membership. Guess we're all out.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Well, we've got a new someone.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
If you can get on the Sideline Sampler and find
me an athlete that has a Costco membership.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
If you want to answer, finance buzz dot com has
got you hooked up.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
And we are on our way to ninety five minutes
commercial free.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Well, we have a special.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Guest joining us in the studio, Nick again, go on
his way in the studio.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
We'll be talking to him very soon. And commercial free
music net Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
As we kick off ninety five minutes commercial free, Michael, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
What do you got baby rock news, rock News.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Some big announcements this week, A n in Nail show
August nineteenth at the United Center.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah? Someone in the comments section said that the United
Center maybe isn't the most premier venue for loud music.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Is that a thing I heavily disagreeat.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
I've had a lot of great experiences the United Center
cloud shows.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
I saw nine in nas years ago at a place
in Seattle, and it was notorious for bad sound, and
I thought the show sounded fantastic.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Unless you're like a sound engineer, I don't know how
much you're really taking that part. For me, like a
live show, Yes, the sound is important, but it's more
about going there with the audience and being there with
your favorite band and that.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Like experience of togetherness more than the technical.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Hey, am I getting every part of the band coming
through clearly.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
And by the way, three days before that show Bush
Shine Down All State Arena.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
What a show. We're getting lucky here. The summer's going
to be lucky. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
The iHeartRadio Music Awards have their nominees out for Rock
Song of the Year.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, oh who we got?

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Shine Down, a symptom of being human? Okay, Falling in Reverse?
And Jelly Role he is in on everything, Yes, he
is Jelly all my life, Pearl Jam, the Best band
in the world, Dark Matter, Metallica, Screaming Suicide, and Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
The Emptiness Machine. Who do you think winning this? All Right?
Questions come back?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Such a good vocalist, it's insane.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
How about Rock Artist of the Year? The nominees all Right,
Green Day, Lincoln Park, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Shine Down.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Who you picking?

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I gotta give it to Lincoln Far This is their year.
It's the biggest comeback story.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
But the best band in the world is Pearl Jam.
So yeah, they's like two nights at Regley.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
They'll probably have three more decades for this award.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
So well, you can you can make your voice heard
with this.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
You can get your vote in over at iHeartRadio dot
com Forward Slash Awards and then.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Watch the show March thirteenth on Fox.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Hell.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah, well done, Michael, you love it.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I heart those music awards you do.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
And I heart this media, and I heart this radio
hard and everything, and.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I heart Rock ninety five Five's Morning Mashkit.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
That's right, I.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Hearten all of it.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Mccam just such a big heart coming up.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Wow for being an oyster's favorite condom. They sure do
make music real guys on the Morning Mosh been on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
We've got ourselves a special guest in the studio, our.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
First guest ever on the show. Yeah, this is strange.
How do you feel I feel like this is monumental. Yeah,
put this in my baby book. First guy, you're taking virginity.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, thank you for having me.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Can you say your name because I think I've been
pronouncing it wrong. Why don't you give it a shot
and I'll correct you.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Pat McGahan, there you go, every syllable.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Game tonight at the Chicago Theater, A big comedy show.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Pat mcgahann in town, a Chicago guy.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Yeah, seven, where'd you raise? I grew up on the
South Side there you go. You know, so I still
live out there, and we're chesty about that. We had like, oh,
you know, well I live in the city. Yes, anywhile
we're pretty far, yea gets embarrassing. We have to give
people directions. Yeah, because this is a forty minute ride
to get Oh yeah, and again Ryan, see the series
tower in your river mirror, keep going so you cannot

(42:03):
see it, and then take the signs of Memphis.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, follow the signs to memphisiled it.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
You still get to be able to say, though, that
you're from Chicago, and you don't have to like backtrack
and be like, oh, I actually ours are from Tlia.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
I know.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
I'm more proud of it than ever. I live in
a great neighborhood. Influential neighborhood too, in the city. You know,
in the nineteenth ward, we're engaged. You know, we had
a lot of people that work in the city, a
lot of teachers, a lot of police, lot firemen, and
a lot of great families. And you know, it's it's diverse,
maybe not block to block, but it's it's every bit Chicago.

(42:40):
We got great restaurants out there, lots of sea and
we love the city, you know, and I root for it,
you know, because some people are weird about it, even.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Out like we don't go downtown, you still go downtown.
It's like I don't go downtown. Missed opportunity.

Speaker 9 (42:55):
But we're going to Mexico though, we're going to Cabos.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
You know, the cartels don't come into the resorts supposed
to have a relationship. In the hotel. There's a man
with a noosy at the buffet. Everything.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
He's got trigger disciplined.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Hey, so I just saw you with Sebastian Manuscalco at
the United Center.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Great show, by the way, Oh thank you, very appreciate it.
Were you like that was Pat mccannon.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Nickahn, Guy, it's really got something special.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Absolutely, I got a question for you. They told me
not to ask.

Speaker 9 (43:31):
Okay, everyone just lost their past year in the studio.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Don't ask him. I will skip.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
No, No, it's late now.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, so much do comedian.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Let's how much Sebastian Manuscalco make for one show at
the United Center.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I'm just curious. I mean, I don't really know in
front of me, like.

Speaker 9 (43:51):
Hey, we're going to settle come on here and come
on here, Pat back up, that brinks to drop's count
it out.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Okay, I'm sure he did well.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
Wasn't there a site where you could go and like
find out what people make?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Was there, like it's everything's on the interne Well, I know.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I do know religion and politics too.

Speaker 9 (44:12):
I mean, he is certainly one of the most successful
touring comedians right now, you know. And I've been with
him for several several years now. And he's a Chicago
guy too. He grew up in Arlington Heights and he's
doing really well. He's not struggling, but he.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Works really hard.

Speaker 9 (44:30):
This guy has really shown me what it takes like
and you kind of like when you see comics.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
At least when I got into this because actor, it's
like I don't want to work.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Fun, but you come to find out that it's a grind.
And that's one of the things I've learned from him
is how much you really got to get after it
and and do it well.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
You both are very good, Thank you man. Every one
made it, but I will say that I made less
than him that night. That's all I can share.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
That's what I know.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
But when you did get into comedy because you were
a packaging salesman.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yes, yeah, how do we make that leap?

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Well it took a while, but yeah, I started stand
up when I was like thirty one. Well, I just
started going to open mics. That's another thing that I
think a lot of people in Chicago know but maybe
not enough. No, that we have such a rich stand
up comedy scene. Yeah, we're really known for improv and
Second City, but we also happen to have one of
the most enduring stand up comedy clubs in the Country's

(45:28):
a Andy's Comedy Club, which is open every night down
in Old Town on Well Street. Spend there since nineteen
seventy eight. You know, it's independently run. Such a great club,
and that's kind of where I started.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I was a house. I'm c there. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
But outside of the clubs, there's a huge, like independent
scene too, a lot of open mics and then just
independently run.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Shows at Opportunity Ton.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
And unfortunately, I think a lot of stand ups don't
get the attention when they're here.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
It's like then they moved to New York or they
moved to LA and then they get bad attention.

Speaker 9 (46:03):
Maybe that's changing a little bit now, but I've been
getting up up ton the last couple of weeks just
to get ready for this show at the Chicago Theater
tomorrow night. And one place I went was Timothy O'Toole's
Comedians You should know every Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
This is a show that's been running for.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
Seventeen years, run by comedians, and it is phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
They get a lot of great talent.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
They get people that are coming through Chicago that you
know they're not from here, but they're great comics. And
there's another one in the South Loop at Half Sour
called tight Ship.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
So it's a really healthy scene here now.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
Probably before you go to New York or LA, it's
probably the most healthy scene.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
So it's something that I want to do stand up
so bad. I want to do some open mic nights step.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
One yeah, funny yes, and as soon as you get
past there, and we'll let you know when it happens.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I want to so bad. I thought about it following
you back. I work mornings, oh okay.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Because I got to be up at three idemas, so
those like comedy club nights is a little tough.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
But I sounds like you don't really want to do it.
All the strong callouts so as a Southsider.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Yeah, how do you feel about what happened with the
White Sox last year?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Oh my gosh, I mean this has been going on
for many years. It's been a long rebuilding process.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Yes, yes, we're celebrating twenty years of the two thousand
and five right, I'm actually I'm actually playing on going
to Socks. That's tonight. Okay, they're at the Remove Theater
and Bridge Porters the Theater. They just kind of read it.
I mean, I'm a fan, so I stick with them.
It's tough right now. Right, it kind of feels like
a repeat of my childhood, you know, in eighty.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Three with a Tony LaRussa and then they got.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
Rid of him, and then when they brought him back
that was seemed to be kind of like where are
we going? It's like you got to past his prime
and now they're fighting with the cable. You can't even
watch like that. Right now, I'm starting to find the bulls,
like I want to watch my teams, you know, how
to work.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Right, I'm hoping the White Sox right the ship. They
seem to like they missed this last window. Hopefully they
can rebuild and figure stuff out. But yeah, it's going
to take a minute. Minor league has got to be
off the chain at this point.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
They've got a little bit of everybody from all the
trades that they've made. It just hasn't matured to anything yet.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I know.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
And it's like we've heard this before. They got you know,
all the talents in the minor leagues.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
It's going to be you know, So we'll see.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
I hope, you know, they got a new manager now,
and you hope that things are gonna turn around.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
So yeah, we'll see. Hey, did I mess up the
date on the show? Is it tomorrow night? It's tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (48:34):
I thought it was tonight. Okay, cool, so clarifying. I
just want to make sure I get it straight. You
didn't get enough sleep last night. I was trying to
think about being a stand up.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Your career. You want to hang around with us for
a little bit more?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Sorry, Yeah, we are commercial free right now, so we
do have to play.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Some music charch nically, but yeah, we'll have Pat McGahn
handing out with us for a little bit, asking more questions,
get some more laughs.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
In mc gann oh boy Nick.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Gan on the Morning Mush picked on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
First Jess ever. That's right. Happy to be here.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
We're rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station in
studio with Pat McGan You could see him tomorrow night
at the Chicago Theater. Big stand up show going on.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Did you know that your name is Pat mcganes.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Whoever announces you on the stage at the Chicago Theater
please tell them and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, he's gonna love that.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Now.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
When I saw you a Sebastian, you do a lot
of like family humor.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Like you talk about your family a lot. I'm a
forty year old dude who never had kids. What am
I missing? What are you missing?

Speaker 9 (49:46):
You're missing a lot, You're missing a complete identity.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
You're a selfish person. Yeah, I know you're.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Unwilling to contribute to civilization and raise a good person.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I mean it's tough. I mean, no joke. Like, parenting
is harder now than ever. I think.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
I think that's why our country is falling apart, because
everyone's other kids.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Everyone's driving their kids to a tournament. Oh you know.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
That's every weekend. Yeah, we got a game to night.
We got to be in Kenosha Friday ten o'clock. If
we win that one. We're playing Saturday morning at eight
a m. And if we win that one, we're playing
that's four in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
You want your kid to be a loser.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yeah, so you're doing at your children. They lose the
first game, you could have your life back, their own.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Good tailgating the games and just having a great time
on your own.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they take all their hotels and oh
that's kind of fun. They're out there, you know, But no,
I don't know. I mean, have you thought about having kids.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
I think I'd like to have a kid, But I
look at all that goes into it, and like you said,
nowadays with the internet and everything else, I think I
would be a psycho parent. I would they would be
in bulletproof clothing. I would have a chip in them somehow.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I would get anywhere.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
You'd like look down at your body and be like,
it's changing, it's coming care I assume you're like a
male sea horse.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You're just going to take on that fetus.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
It is the life changing moment though. It's not marriage.
Marriage doesn't do it. It's having kids. Yeah, right, is it?
The first day at the hospital.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Is that the everything changes when you see that baby
for the first opens a new door.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
So that's the moment because sometimes now people are you're like,
they'll talk about getting engaged, like, well.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
You engaged, like big deal.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
It's like telling Michael Jordan you played high school basketball,
like let me know when you are really in the league.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I've also made promises I know I'm not going to keep.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
So you're in the Chicago Theater tomorrow, as Michael found
out today.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Yes, and you've played the United Center.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
So what what favorite style of venue do you like
to perform at.

Speaker 9 (51:49):
Well, I've been lucky with to get into some of
these arenas, and that's the Sebastian world. When I'm opening
for him, you know, he's kind of in that atmosphere, right,
he's in.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
That league doing the arenas.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
I really do love the theaters, and in the Chicago
Theater is fairly large. That's a big one. You know,
there's about thirty five hundred seats. If I had to pick,
I'd love like the smaller theaters, like these old school
vaudeville ones built in the twenties the thirties, like the
fifteen hundred seaters. And then I love a comedy club,
like there's nothing more pure than a comedy club. The

(52:19):
key to stand up is, you know, intimacy, low ceiling lighting.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Good sound.

Speaker 9 (52:25):
I mean, it's that doesn't take much to put on,
but it doesn't take much to screw up either.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I'd imagine arena is a lot different then.

Speaker 9 (52:32):
Yeah, it is because you're in the round like we're
doing it. You know, we're walking this circle surrounded by people,
so you know, typically you're front facing where you're doing
stand up, You're like right, you know, but the arena
is a little different. But it's helped now with screens
and people do feel connected to it. Yeah, but you know,
I'm really thrilled about doing the Chicago Theater again, for
me being from here, it's historic, it's beautiful. I got

(52:55):
a couple of great openers lined up. Maggie Hughes Apollo,
she's a Chicago you know, she's from a side as well.
Mike to me is, uh, you know, someone I really
looked up to took me under his wighing when I
was coming up, and I still look up to this guy.
He's hilarious. So it's gonna have like a nice Chicago
flavor on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
That oh fun Chicago supporting Chicago exactly right.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
That sounds like an alert Chicago flavor or like a
mustard Chicago flavor.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
That's how it's going to start out, and we'll bong
and old style and we'll get after it's we should
do that on That's not true, by the way, we're
not doing any of that.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Tic infraction all still available.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
You can get them at Chicago Dash Theater dot com
or maybe at Pat mcgam dot com.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Ye, pattagam Comedy dot com. Don't make sure.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
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Speaker 3 (53:49):
Our first guest ever. Yes, thank you so much for
coming in. We do a thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Guys we've had so far that means a lot to me.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
That's like my dad telling me I'm his favorite number
one son.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
And thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (54:06):
Is awesome you uh no, I just you know, I'm
I'm happy that you guys are you know, starting to
have guests. I've said it when we were off, you know,
not on air, Chicago is do we need this morning radio?
We need to show what it has of the Chicago Voice.
Thank you and I appreciate you guys welcoming me and
today we.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Appreciate you again.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Rock Jesus you guys, that was definitely a stalagmite joke.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
We can't tell you why we're going to go straight
to text literally.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
In the middle of taking my workplace to harassment training
right now.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
So recording us. What's a question if you have it
up in front of you. Uh, what are we learning about?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't know if I should have.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
I'm not listening to what's happening on the text line
to you and not us.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Well, this is.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
A problem thasser on this show, because it's not you.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Guys, we got texts, can always text us anytime of day.
Eight four four ninety five fifty that's all. He got
it right, four five ninety five fift night, Mickey Gan, mckinggan,
Go see Pat McGahan tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
He did not send this text Chicago Theater.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
No he didn't. This is from Joe. He says, need
to win a chainsaw and raffle it off for a fundraiser.
When's the next one being given away today? I'm listening
on the app Waltz.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
We'll have your next chainsaw today? Yeah, I like that
from the eight one five.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Have you ever noticed how Billy Corgan resembles a pumpkin
is smashing?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Is that a thing. I've never even smashing bump.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I mean in that he's bald.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I'm right, you're.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Looking straight at their eyes and that brow line is
so suing.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
This is interesting coming from the two two four. He says,
I was having a talk with coworker earlier this week
about how g damn cold it is here.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
We be damn shut Michael, you can say goddamn. It's
an a loud word.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
I was having a talk with cowork earlier this week
about how darn cold it is here, and we both
agreed it's a choice to live here.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
And then he posed this to me, what Chicago.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Thing would you give up for this to be more
of a tropical climate? Deep dish, Yep, that's white socks.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
You'd give up the whole White Sox.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
That's messed up. You're gonna make people really angry with
that answer.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Fine, what have the White Sox actively done for us?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
And we're not going to get rid of the Cubs.
You're going to get rid of the White Sox.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Telling I give up the bean that somebody can take
the bean. He does it every single time. What's wrong
with you? Guys?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Don't give that up for anything?

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Go to war?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
For that from the two one nine? Did I piss
you guys off?

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Somehow there's one thousand texts.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Coming in all day long. I think we just didn't
respond fast enough. What hell he just said? Did I
piss you guys off?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
So I love that there's anxious attachment to our morning show.
Are you mout at me?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Eight fifty? Get your text in? They come right here
into the studio and we're done. That's it. That's a wrap.
Th Pat McGain for coming in today. Go see him
at the Chicago Theater tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Next week, we got some stuff to give away, Yes
we do.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
We're gonna start with Chicago Wolves. Yes, Billy Idle and
have you heard of this band? And we have their tickets.
Next week we got nine inch nails. Should we put
that in Fun to the Head?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Fun to the head.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
All next week with nine inch nails, It don't get
any better.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Have a good weekend. We'll see you on Monday.