Ozzy, Bush Orgies, & CTA Smokers

This one’s wild from start to finish. We start with reports of a group of people were fornicating in a bush. That's gotta be a large bush! 

Then it’s FIVE THINGS you didn’t know you needed today — from robot wars to why Mayor Johnson wants your lungs clean on the CTA 🚌💨

We also give Ozzy one more shoutout with a tribute encore 🎸🖤

And if that’s not enough… 🎤 WALKIE TALKBACK is back!

We’re giving away something loud & awesome — just for chiming in.

Plus:

• ⚖️ Brian Kohberger trial update (Idaho victims’ family speaks)
• 🤯 “Fun to the Head” moment of the week
• 🔊 Thirst-day Jingle returns (because we’re thirsty for chaos)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Feel it we're being steamed all live.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Look at those windows, miss, I.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Don't know what you're talking about. You've never done that
trying to sit down.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You never you ever open up like some broccoli that
you just steamed while you're wearing glasses. That's what it
feels like outside, right. Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I've only had glasses for a year, and everybody's kind.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Of joked, like, just way tools time, just way too summertime.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I got out of my car after having a c
on full blast, just cold, just thirty degrees.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I got out, I couldn't see for five minutes. You
need to wipe those off.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I had stuff in my hands, that's really, what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
But looking down under them like I was on the phone,
like it was just like you know what, put them
on the end of your nose. I'm gonna just be blind. First.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
They haven't figured out how to make steam free glasses yet.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I feel like that's something we should have learned before.
I don't know, AI some white person.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I also don't think they anticipate these kind of conditions
on a regular basis.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Why they seem to be on a regular basis That
seems like they're oversight.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's like, if your kid gets sick, you're gonna have
to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
My kid's gonna get sick.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Why are we acting like that's bizarre? It's fine, We're fine.
I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm fantastic for mares.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Why'm Michael and this some morning marsh. But wow, you
put a title on today?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Huh because I get to see the movie last night?
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I thought you guys were going to see the movie together. Oh,
oh you did.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It was last night.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
He was just a little more excited about. It was
a really good movie. Talk get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yes, it was boiler free thoughts and be coming up
in nerd news today.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So it's worth the one, I will say, even if
you're not into superhero movies.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's not three hours long.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, that was my favorite part.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
That wasn't like, Okay, here's where one plot line could
just end, But we're gonna keep going on this ride
for two more hours leave me wanting more.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Truly, Yes, and it is. In fact, I'm not gonna
thirst today. Oh my god. We're not at Jesus.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh my god, I'm tell you we had partner to drink.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I don't really know how to recover from that one man,
Holy crap.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right, it's a live radio show, a we know,
we'll discuss that more.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That dah. But but.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm just gonna we seem to be in a great
mood today.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well I'm going to bring your mood down with weather.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, I don't do that.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
It's gonna get better tomorrow. But today the worst day
of the week for fun.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, it feels it too. Yeah, it's gross. It's sticky, kind.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Of like your mom, not your mom the Royal You w.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
C h a weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
My buildings sweating. I have a question, mares, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 6 (03:42):
As I was walking in this morning, I was getting
dripped on from a building. Is that condensation condensation on
the sides of the building so much that it's just
running down the sides of the buildings?

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh, my building sweating.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, you've you've missed a lot of building anomalies since
we had like a really light winter. Normally there's like
sheets of ice falling off the building when it starts thawing.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
That could kill a man or a woman. Uh huh,
doesn't discriminate that ice. Nope, it'll take you out. But yes,
I'm trying to do better. You're getting building sweat. Now
I'm going to be gross today. I saw a video
of somebody delivering dogs or a hot dog dealer at

(04:27):
the at the game last night at Wrigley. Yeah, and
he said that this was the sweatiest day he ever had,
top to bottom. When you're dealing dogs like that out
in the sun and the heat and the sweat, you
are sweat boy. No high of ninety two. I know
that doesn't sound very hot, but it's gonna be hot.
It's gonna be humid. Cloud cover too today is going

(04:47):
to keep the humidity and it's just not gonna be
good until later tonight. It's gonna blow out low seventy
two overnight and I have only eighty two tomorrow for
the start of the Crosstown class.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's what's gonna blow out. Like the weather. Condition are
going to blow out of the Yes.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Not the dog dealer, but he'll be out there working hard.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And this is just a note to our beloved rock community.
Use a deodorant and an anti perspirint. Make sure it
has both. Aluminum. How is have the illuminus get the
I mean chemicals or a really strong crystal. I heard
those help, no pit crystal, no joke at.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
This is not the time to mess around.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
You know where this really applies when you're trying to
have an outdoor orgy.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh, you should definitely have deodorant on. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
I saw a tweet from the scanner, like the police
scanner last night, and let's just say there was a
party going on in the bushes off Lake Shore Drive.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Basket case on rock ninety five to five? Is we
all patiently awake for Rocky to rooster to wake up.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
He'll be awake after eight with your next keyword to
win one thousand dollars because we all need a little
money right now.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Our rooster's the lazy one. The rooster's only job. Everyone
up marning.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Hey, you guys quite down a rooster that sleeps in.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, I gotta get this tweet out, dude. I'm
doom scrolling last night and I follow all the scanners
like Chicago scanners, police scanners, all that stuff, and I
was scanning around here and I saw this one, which
is unbelievable that I'm dying right now because I can't
find Okay, here does what is?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
It?

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Helped me out because, as you know, I've only been
here a year. What is bryn More? Is that a street?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Is a street? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And where is it?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's north okay, if I'm correct, it runs east to west. Okay,
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
So this is This is the tweet Brin mar at
Lake Shore Drive. Caller says, twenty people are engaging in
sexual activity in the bushes. Okay, I like this.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Chicago could see. Oh here's the thing, here's the thing.
We aren't missed the corn sweat. You have a heat dump.
Wait a minute, and you made a call and you said, hey,
I need nineteen people at this location in the bushes.
Mind you with the thickets and the leaves and the
twigs and the berries, and you have hot and sexy

(07:40):
orgy right now and just sweat it out.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, sticky, just sticky, there is ikey.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
If I would have saw that text message from a group,
you out your mind.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
You know what else though, And maybe this is just
a side note, but it does make me sad to
think that I don't know that I have nineteen people
that I could call up for an orgy, and what
does that say about my social life in my relationships.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
To find some there's apps it's gonna say. If you
say orgy orgy.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Out, some people will just the orgy up.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It'd be like, I know, you don't know me, but
I heard it as an orgy.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
That is the seating insider outside from the orgy out
today for the sorgy. That's a lot of bushes.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I mean how I mean really they're oh yeah, all
right too, you might wax regardless it too much.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
When I was driving home yesterday, I like that it
was so much heat after the movie. I was like, oh,
let me wrote my windows down. Absolutely not absolutely turn
the acon and cranked it. But just twenty or nineteen
people couitas outside in the bushes.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Also, what bushes are big enough to hide twenty people?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Clearly terrible?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Well did it do a terrible job or did they
get too big for their orgies?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I mean, you're twenty twenty. The reports were coming in fast,
that's all.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know. I don't care. You know where they all? Everybody?
Everybody want to do this. You're not causing problems.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Pretty dark outside, no kids around, wasn't dark enough enjoy
those bushes.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm not here to judge being a less populated area.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
That area is populated outside.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like Chicago, not at Lake Shore Drive, that's true.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Like if you want to be outside, they go to
like the woods.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
You guys know we have corn fields, right If you
told me there was an orgy happening on Lower Whack
and I was like, probably this one's too easy this morning.
There's cooler things to do in a goopy, ill, sweaty

(10:10):
I'm sorry, yeah, slimy, because you already got the humid
working against you. And the one thing I hate worse.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Is being in a crowd is being in a sweaty
crowd and then somebody bumps into you, like oh swampy, and.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
They keep bumping into you, then they bump out of you,
and then they bump buck into and they bump out of you.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I find it discomforting.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh you're ready to go to the print mar bushes?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh nope, no no.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
If you didn't know, ESPN is going to be charging
twenty nine ninety nine a month.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
For ESPN services.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
And one of the reasons they're justifying this by is
there looking to acquire NFL media.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
This includes the NFL network in red zone.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
I'd pay for that twenty nine bucks a month for
all that or not. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a
whole lot.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
And all I want to know is will my Hulu
subscription cover this? Because I don't want to pay any
extra money for any of this.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Now, what's gonna happen is you're gonna want to see
something on ESPN. You're gonna go click on it and
it's gonna go, Hey, guess what. Put your card in.
You can watch it, but you gotta pay another twenty
nine At exactly.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
A couple was busted not in the brand mar Bushes,
but in a mid flight coitus all in Jet Blue IW.
The couple was caught engaging in sexual activity in front
of a mother and her child. There. I think he
was clear sound effects for what they were doing. But

(11:52):
there's a.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Thanks explain that.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Ozzie's final show set records for the biggest charity concert,
grossing over one hundred and ninety million for charity, which
was a big deal.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Back to the beginning was two weeks ago, which doesn't
seem that long ago, and then Ozzie just passed two days.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Ago, right under the wire.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
But no, I just mean like they got that show
in right in the nick of time. What did you
think I bendep okayyep.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
But yeah, this is all produced by Tom Morrell of
Raged against the Machine.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah. Netflix is doubling down on.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Wednesday, the series that follows the Adams family with focus
on Wednesday to Daughter. Season two hasn't come out yet,
and they have already renewed for season three. This is
because Wednesday is their most popular English language series, with Squad.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Games taking the cake in general.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
And tomorrow night, very special event is happening at House
of Blues and we want you to be there eight
four to four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
It's breaking Benjamin unplugged.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Maris is going with me. I'm so jeous, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, me and Michael are having a broad date. Broad Date, brod. Yeah,
you're going out of town.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I know, but you guys are going to be in
a box together like the brid mar Bushes.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
If you want to join us at the House of
Blues tomorrow night, be caller ten A four four nine
ninety five fifty. You know what, Michael, should we be
generous be caller eleven as well. We want to take
care of you, to make sure you're in the building
to enjoy a great unplugged acoustic experience for everyone else.
Looking tickets some last minute tickets for a fun weekend,

(13:39):
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Speaker 3 (13:46):
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Speaker 1 (13:48):
Let me give you a bit of morning Yeah this
full ending, I suggest.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
You stop acting like a pet right now.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Couitch stop. Okay, just a classic moment from the Osborn
I like Jack at the end.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Okay, head, Oh boy, parodis it's funny too.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Stop back to like a paradise.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Speaking of parodies, Mayor, well, all right, that didn't work out,
The Mayor of Chicago vowsed curb smoking from CTA. This
is something that I've experienced. I remember when I first
got here, there was a gentleman smoking on the train
and I wanted to ask him. Well, I didn't ask
him to stop because someone said don't do that, but
I wanted to be like, hey, excuse me, Like there's
a sign right there, like, maybe put it out just

(14:32):
so we can all ride on the train together.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
And it's just like, you didn't.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Do that, So grateful that there was somebody there with you.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Because you would have had Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I mean, I guess it's not something you do. But
it is a problem.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, No, it is a thing because I used to
ride the Green line coming into work and then the
Orange line.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
And on both lines.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's just random days, random times somebody's lighting up and uh.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
The procedure for when you see this might Yeah, what
what do you do?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
You hit the button, you tell the conductor, The conductor
will come down, tell them to put it out or
get off the train.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
But doesn't that make a ding or something? Do they
know that you push the.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Boat, you would go on another car? Oh and push back?
Oh okay, yeah, you're not going to do it in front.
Well that's what I was wondering. So terrified. It's like,
but what are they planning to do for this?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Mayor Brandon Johnson has issued an executive order to dispatch
teams to trains and buses to stop smoking. He says
this is a problem in the plan, as he says,
is to try to get all of the transit in
Chicago smoke free. What they're going to do is they're
looking at different things. Some are like teams that hang
out on the trains and you know, give out pamphlets
and stuff, which I don't think necessarily will work. But

(15:47):
they did say that they will start banning repeat offenders,
so essentially you won't be able to get back on
the train.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I mean, you can still jump the turnstile and hard track,
but it's it's one of those things.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Once they got rid of smoking in restaurants, got rid
of smoking in bars.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is America, I don't Can we smoke where we want
to smoke? Can I not give other people around me? Cancer?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
You used to be a country?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
But the other thing is is this that wide spread
ish like? I know that it happens frequently, but you
want to know what to me is more urgent. The
inevitable piece seat anything. There's always a seat on the
train that has in it.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
How do you regulate the peers? Yeah, but you don't
know that's the problem. You could sit in peace heat
and then you get up and walk away and nobody.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Nobody will tell you.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I did have some nice people like, hey, don't sit there,
don't sit there, and you're looking and it's like you
ever had a poop. No, I've never seen. I've smelled
it on the train.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well, that's a tough thing, is It's such an interesting thing.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
You know.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Somebody I was riding the train the other day and
she said when it was really hot, and she was like, man,
the train is packed with people, and you're like, literally,
people who don't have air conditioning go on public transit
to cool down.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sometimes I wouldn't say it's the best place to go
because the door's consistently opening, and like, yes, if you
got a long stint in between stops, the air is blowing.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah, But because the airs or the doors are opening consistently,
it's not the best spot to go. There are other
good cooling places to hide.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
Well, if the doors are constantly opening, what are you
worried about the cigarettes or the weed or whatever. I mean,
all the weed would suck if you had a kid
on the train or something.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
That's the thing, Like, you're dealing with people with respiratory issues,
you're dealing with asthma, you're dealing with kids on a train.
There's a lot of other things to look at and
not just oh that smell bothers me.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
There's a lot to it. I think I just courteously
ask them to stop the problem.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Stop it's gonna go so well, okay, just like know
when people are screaming on the platform and just like
walking around, you should just be like, hey, man, we
should kind of give little.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Bit, could you keep it down a little bit? Man,
I've learned living here a year. I'm teasing I will
never do that.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Try try this one, Try this one, hey, buddy, relax,
resemble that song.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's rock station still got
see their tickets Leonard Skinner tickets and ghost tickets all
coming up today on the show.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
And we deal with technology in our lives every single day.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Scientists just keep creating more and more.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's like they're not even stopped to think, stopping to think,
I can use words.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I'm not on this show, really not on how.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
This technology is going to be used against us in
an inevitable Here.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Advices News from the front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
We already knew that teens are using AI for like
homework and things of that nature, that maybe they shouldn't be.
But they're also using AI as a friend and companion.
More than seventy percent of them are using them, and
half of them regularly. Okay, here's the thing. First of all,
listen to this quote from an eighteen year old from Arkansas,

(19:12):
because it just it just makes me sad. It's a
she says, AI is always available, It never gets bored
with you, it's never judgmental. When you're talking to AI.
You're always right, you're always interesting, you're always emotionally justified.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Nailed it, I'm not. That's right. That that brings up
a lot there. Yes, that's very loaded in that. When
you're in school at that age, you learn how to
interact with people.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yes, and it's either you figure you figure it out
at a certain point. You got to find your click
and then you got to find your way to maneuver
around the others that they are not going to get
along with you or you're going to bump heads with
And if you're consistently saying quiet when you're in person
with people, but then you're just talking to this machine

(20:02):
that is just regurgitating whatever you.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Want right back at you.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yes, yeah, that's setting you up for so much failure exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
They're not really they're not being challenged. They're not like
learning other people's social cues or.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Emotional cues, social cues.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Right and in their teen years, like their formative ones,
so it's just going to screw them in adulthood.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
I think the difference is right, like we all grew up.
You guys remember before the internet, yes, and then you
remember the internet. Yes, And now AI is going to
be a thing as where adults. I think it's different
for me using AI, yes, because my brain is developed. Yes,
I learned how to interact. I can look at people
when I talk to them. And you're right, Maris you
if you don't have to do that, and you can

(20:41):
retreat to this whenever something happens, our communication is going
to get real bad.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It's already bad to an extent, but it's just it's
scary to think that you used to have to deal
with it.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, like if something happened at school, your teachers, your friends,
will your parents, they got your back, But at the
end of it all, you still have to make that
decision on how it's dealt with on a regular basis.
And if you're just gonna quietly type on your chatbot.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
I could always put in a prompt that says like, hey,
I got this problem going on, can you write me
up a little I'm sorry email that's very empathetic and
friendly to my teacher or something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, teens are great with them.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Just let it write it for you, change of your words,
misspell a few things, and send it. Yikes, it's like homework.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well, and herein lies the issue.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
If you're just never wrong, you're always emotionally justified, you're
never learning anything. Imagine the ego, and then you're going
to think that you're great. Turns out, Nope, you have
no critical thinking skills. Guess who's been doing the critical
thinking for you?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Robots.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
They're now so good at critical thinking that that's how
they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
This what's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yea, it is the Beastie Boys on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, so no one can talk today.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Cool, that's what happens when you stay up late to
go to the movies.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, well, we had such fun.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Out of five stars, how was it fantastic? Four four
point five four or five. Really wow?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I give it a four, a fantastic four.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Thank you, well done. And if you need a drink
after that, pun great news. It's rock ninety five bout Thursday, baby,
it's rock ninety five by Thursday.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
But we're not pat it up.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
We played the right element best way too, when joints
saying the correction five listening, it was good today. Guys,
it's gonna tell you one way.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Thank god?

Speaker 8 (22:45):
What you foreigner?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
A drink?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It is national tequille Dear boys, do we have some
tequila experiences we share?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, yeah, I would like to hear about it.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
You're not hearing a.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Text us yours also hit us with the lucky talkbacks
we've heard already about to Margarita's Maria.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
We don't need to get into detail about that one.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, we don't know. Very dangerous animal. God.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I just I do love tequila though we know.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I know you haven't seen it yet. He's never gonna
see it. No, I want to see.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
I want you to take two shots and then have
to margaritas and then I want to see what happens.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I will drinks.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I would just to die now I'd get in a fight.
You could eat first.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Have you ever seen Superman pizza?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Have you ever seen Superman powered up? Okay, leaping a single.
We don't need to charge up Maria with four drinks.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Okay, well know, and you put it that way.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
To have four drinks, I won't be there for safety.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
She'll find you and ride your bag. Yeah, oh, I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Like, okay, that sounds like a bren mar Bush is
kind of all right, that's.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Not my man.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Pig you back, Yeah, but get us those walkie talk
backs and hit us on the text eight four four.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Ninety five fifty. Tell us about your tequila stories.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I got to find a reason why my money's all gone.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Uber eats Taco Bell tequila.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, it turns out it's on me, the reason. Mikey.
Time for a rock report. Shall we get into it?
The Rock News is all about Ozzie. I do have
some sad news. I'm not sure if you guys saw this,
The Daily Mails reporting that paramedics were called to Ozzie's
home and tried for hours to save his life.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
The family did not know this was going to happen,
or at least that's what the statement is is that
they it was a surprise. They were rushed people rushing
over to the house. They tried to keep them alive.
They actually had an air ambulance, Land doctors come off
the air ambulance to try to do everything they could
and ended up.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
So did something like happen? Did he have a heart
attack or fall?

Speaker 6 (25:07):
We just don't know no details on that yet, but
they were saying that he was they were actively trying
to save him, but that he's kind of sad.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
To go for hours and then there's a certain point
of being without oxygen in.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Your brain exactly, like you can only do so much right.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yeah, but the tributes are still pouring in. The Birmingham
airport is trying to name it the Ozzy Osbourne Airport.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Hell yeah, I think that's really cool.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I do like that.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
And then I found this really cool. So there's a
drummer who played for The Who for years and years
and years. He's been a studio musician with Oasis and
stuff like that. His name's Zach Starkey. Back in twenty twelve,
Black Sabbath needed a drummer for their band, and Sharon
sent him a note and I'm going to read you
the note she wrote because I just think the way
Sharon conducted business and also in the entertainment business, it's

(25:53):
it's awesome, she says, Zach Black Sabbath need a headline.
Black Sabbath are headlining Download on July tenth and then
Lollapalooza in August. The guys need a drummer for their album,
which will be recorded in September with Rick Rubin. We
would probably need you for two or three weeks for
the album. Also, they need a drummer to play Lollapalooza,
which is August third in Chicago. Also, Ozzie wants to

(26:14):
have sex with you while he's singing iron Man, Big
Kiss Sharon Incredible. I just think it's so funny, casual,
and his comment on it is regrets. I've had a few,
but this is one, not the sex part. Ozzie will
always be one of the greatest, natural, brilliant singers of
all time. Sending much love to the family. The more
that stuff that comes out about him, I'm like, I mean,

(26:36):
you know, he's a legend, yeah, but like this just
solidifies it more and more and more, and we're just
off the air. We'll play some of this tomorrow too.
Listening to Corey from Slipknot talk about the first time
he met Ozzy, and these stories are incredible. I mean,
what a sweet man.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
It was almost like he knew what his role was
in the rock world and he had open arms.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, brought in everybody. It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
He was like a little bead like pollinating all the
different rock bands.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Don't keep it right here, We're gonna keep rocking Ozzie
all day.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
It sounded like a Britmr Bush's thing. I understand too. Oh,
I think Ozzie was palming the bushes.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm gonna make a real big statement and this is
a mere statement.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Gary Clark Jr. Is the best guitarist I have ever
seen in person. Got to see him at the Salt Shed.
Got to see him at the riv And the craziest
part is when you see Gary Clark Junior performing, the
other guitarists on stage are as good as he is.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
So he's like, all right, I'm done with my five
minutes solo. You go into your five minutes so low
and you're just sitting there, Jess.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
I love watching people that are that good. It's like
he's doing his taxes.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, his fingers are just going ye know, fully associated, just.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Like Okay, we're gonna come back and finish this and
we're gonna do it again for another hour.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Just casually. Some of the most talented people on the planets.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, and reminding you, Gary Clark Junior is going to
be in town with the Black Keys on Wednesday, September third.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
I'd rather see I mean, I know it's like a
Black Keys show, but I'd rather just see.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
We're there for Gary.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, we were also there for black You're there for Gary.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Go see him if you haven't, truly, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He's incredible.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
All right.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
We got some walking talkbacks, right, yep, I'd like to
hear them.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
You do.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Let me not set us up for failure here and
make sure all my buttons are pressed properly.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Hey, Michael, Oh yeah, hold on over, Hey listen, mine
doesn't work to you?

Speaker 7 (28:41):
No, do it?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
How's it working all of the sudden?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Has it worked? All that?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Mine doesn't work to yours?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm talking, oh, the children in the studio spider Man
Spider Man talkies, and to be most specifically anybody with children.
It is spin spider Man Walkie talkies.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Hey, Hey, Michael, I don't like the Marris first to
us children.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
What would you like to be called Apple grown children?
But I but I am the man child in the
room as well. So let's see if our friends have
reached out to us here.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Hey Michael Morris and Maria from Sydney, Australia. I just
want to pass on my condolences after losing Ozzy Osbourne
during Shark Week. Out of all weeks, to lose him
on the Prince of Doctors. Tragic anyway, in a classic
Australian tradition, Ozzy ossy.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Ossy Oi Oi Oi.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Now there's something for you.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I love hearing from the I love my Australian boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Wait the it's all coming together. But yeah, we do
have Leonard Skinner tickets to give away with talkbacks today.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Leonard Skinner's going to be a centennial park in Orland
Park on Friday, August eighth, and we're gonna give that
away at the end of the show. Give you some
time to get us some talkbacks. Head on over to
the iHeart Radio app, hit the red button and record
a message for us. Yes, you have a big smile
on your face.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's a sports chant.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
In Australia, they go aussy oy oi oi and then
he changed it to Ozzy.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You know, I know that you didn't know. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Did you only from the Man Show? Yeah, that show
on Comedy Central back in the day.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
But it's like they do it in rugby, they do
it in.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
About sports.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Sor I say, could you guys talk to each other
your talkies on the walkie talk back? How do people win?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
It's just it. We're just gonna a random person.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
You can pick a random talk back. You leave us
a message about whatever.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
What act yesterday? Yesterday we wanted Ozzy? Today is whatever?
So do what you guys do?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You do have to be from this country to win
these tickets.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's actually you gotta be from like the Chicago Land area.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
It canna, can't they northwest Indiana?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
It can be in southeastern Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
I'll travel for skannard over.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's time to york out the door. We shall.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
If you weren't aware, MCU's next movie, Fantastic Four First Steps,
to be out this weekend. Maria and I got a
chance to see the movie last night at an early screening,
and I say go see it. Get your tickets ahead
of time if you haven't done so. Just it's a
great cinematic movie. Do I know the four? Like the actors?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Uh, Pedro, Pascalars, Vanessa, Kirby, Eddie from Stranger Things. Oh,
and then cousin from the Bear.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, crazy, Okay, that's awesome. How who the heck is
cousin tall cousin? No, I no, no, But what's a character?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh he's thinging thing. Yeah that's cool. Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, good too.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Also, you can bring your girlfriend to this one. It's
great lady friendly.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah really yeah, Okay, that's a take I would have
never thought to take.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Is it like forty hours long? Under two hours?

Speaker 7 (32:41):
What?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That was like the nicest part. It was like one
plot line. He didn't get faked out with like a
oh they're gonna win.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh no, they lost, and now we have two more
hours of winning, losing, winning, losing, winning, losing until a
final win.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah. It was.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
It was good because it's nothing like we've seen in
the MCU sense is in a different universe?

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Well we know that, but the ending threat. You're very
positive about these movies. Can you critique it? Is there
something in there that you could have thought maybe would
have been done better.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Is there the I agree with some of the critics
who did come out to stay it was safe.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh interesting. They didn't they didn't risk, they didn't do
anything that was gonna make you go interesting. But it was.
It was a very good movie.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I like that though. It was just kind of like
a very enjoyable movie.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm hearing people talk about movies more and more lately.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, but I think I think the biggest critique that
I'll have for this is it's a bridge movie for
the MCU. Okay, it's getting us to another movie within
the franchise. You don't.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yes, So two end credit scenes. First one more important
than the second one. So if you got a bail,
stay for the first.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
One and then get out of there for the second one.
But yeah, it was a good movie. I really appreciated it,
and I am looking forward to this next phase within
the MCU. They did a great job. Anything else, I think.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
It was really really dope. It felt very family.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
So you're saying safe too us in like you could
take the whole family yeah and go have.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
A good time.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh you totally could.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Yeah, Rotten Tomatoes has it as an eighty nine percent.
I think you're right on points.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
So it's kind of nice. It's not gonna mess with
your emotions. You're not gonna like it triggered.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
No, my favorite part of this movie towards the end,
I think everybody's getting a little antsy. There's like four
women just talking through the end of it, just shouting out.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
So funny.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
But they also were hilarious, Like the whole theater was
with them, Like no one was getting mad at them talking.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
There was like, yeah, this needs to happen right now,
and they were like, yeah, we know, we're all I
told you hilarious. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah, but thank you shout out for Allied Group getting
us out there for that movie, and yeah, go see
it and then let us know after you get to
see Fantastic four.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
What your thought for Wheezer, blinkin eighty two, Green Day,
Jack White, The Beach Boys, Weird, Ali Yankovic, Hansen, I mean,
what a fun show.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Truly Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station Maila.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Okay, so we haven't talked about this Brian Coberger trial
because screw that guy, and I don't want to give
him more airtime.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
And we're not going to.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Well give us a little summary of it, because there
might be some people who don't have no idea.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Brian Coburger went into.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
The house of four college students in the middle of
the night and he stabbed them to death while they
were sleeping.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Loser.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Uh yeah, exactly, And that is exactly the right attitude.
So they deliver victim impact statements in court yesterday.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
He's got to sit and listen, m okay.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Because he it was his sentencing, and they got the
families got to speak. There was another roommate that did
not get killed that I speak as well. Yes, And
typically when you are watching impact victim impact statements, they
are predictably full of tears and just immense sadness.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
And maybe some anger.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
One of the sisters of one of the victims, Kaylee,
the sister Olivia, gave a victim impact statement that is
one of the best things I have ever heard.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
So first of all, she just completely diminishes the guy. Marise,
you got the clip.

Speaker 10 (36:44):
You act like no one could ever understand your mind.
But the truth is your basic your textbook pase of
insecurity disguised as control, your patterns are predictable, Your motives
are shallow. You are not profound your pathetic. You aren't
special or deep, not mysterious or exceptional.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Don't ever get it twisted again.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Jeez, oh so good, because often what you see with
murderers is that you have copycats because they read reports
that called the murders monsters or just make them this
more grandiose version of a human when really it's like, no,
this guy sucked.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
He didn't have his social life.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
The only way that he could feel special was to
prey upon students. The other thing about Brian Coburger is
that he studied criminology, like he was looking into essentially
how to do this well. And part of that was
he made this sort of like questionnaire to ask criminals
about their crimes, and he had posted about it, and

(37:48):
she and like the most poetic thing ever, starts asking
him questions from his own quiz.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Some of these might be familiar, So set up straight.

Speaker 10 (37:57):
When I talk to you, how was your life right
before you murdered my sisters? Did you prepare for the
crime before leaving your apartment? Please detail what you were
thinking and feeling at this time. Why did you choose
my sisters before making your move, did you approach my
sisters detail what you were thinking and feeling.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Jeez, you're just an incredible impact statement. She didn't flinch,
she didn't get choked up, she knew exactly what she
wanted to say to this guy, and she absolutely demolished him.
And I love that because we think of serial killers
like say a Ted Bundy or a Jeffrey Dahmer, and
again we apply this monster label to them, which they are,

(38:40):
but they are also more importantly losers.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I think the biggest outtake from me was when you
were first telling me about this, is these impact stories,
because we've seen them before. The family's crying, they're very
like there's still loss for thought, and it's one of
those things where in that moment I could see like
the killer being like, yeah I did this, yeah yeah,

(39:04):
and it gives them a source of pride. So I
was kind of like, I don't like this.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I don't I don't want him to just go off
and be like yeah I got him twice, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
But this, yeah, it was very much a mental mind game.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah well, and it takes away any sense of power
that he could have possibly had.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's like no, you're not powerful. You attacked kids in
their sleep, right.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah. Well, one of the things she said, are you
gonna play another clip? No, I want to jump in.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
One of the things I saw on the news, she goes,
uh because he was a straight A student. I think
she was like, so you were a straight A student,
but you're definitely going to be getting d's in prison.
And I was like, whoa, by the way, he's gonna
get his ass kicked as he should.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
But the weird thing was too, I saw criminologists talking
about this. He sat there and barely blinked. There was
no emotion. Well, yeah, an eyelash barely moved. Well, I
mean they're talking to him. It's just interesting, Like what
a psycho?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I mean, yeah, yeah, But I just think that Olivia
deserves to be so praised for that speech, and Brian
Golberger deserves to rop And.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Yeah, a lot of people are saying too that the
that the you know, they were upset that he didn't
get the death penalty. Yeah, but that same criminologists I
was watching yesterday said that a death penalty case can
appeal for cent or you know, years and years and
years and years and a couple of the families of
one of the victims were like, we would rather this

(40:30):
because he rots, he has to spend his life with
other criminals being miserable, and we can all go on
with our lives because if it keeps being brought up
on appeal, you have to keep reliving it. And so
I'm just glad the families can finally have some peace.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, whatever piece is left there, but just hell of
an impact statement.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Hats off to you, Olivia.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Indeed, well done and a hard pivot. But now, oh
my god, it's hard if you say it, I don't.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Know that.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Opes. Yes, it's time for Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
This is the trivia game where a little.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
On the nose.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Very Yeah, it's the trivia game where you get to
answer questions.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
We this isn't gonna go well.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, you just have to say it doesn't matter, power throw.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
We We're gonna take you hostage to answer a question
if you don't know. And it's all for Scope or
World Tour tickets with ghost code to Town on Friday
August first.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
You also get qualified for a signed Vinyl.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Eight four fifty call us if you want to play
Fun to the.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Head and now Fun to the Head on Rock Dead.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Adam? Yes, you guys are what It's a serpent.
I don't think you heard you.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's okay, Garden of Eden bushes, you know.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
What.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Welcome to Fun to the Head. This is the trivia
game where you answer questions. You can take one of
us hostage to answer a question you may not know,
but we may not know it either, and if we
get the question wrong, we get shot with darts. Now, Adam,
you gotta pick who do you want to be your
hostage today?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Myself, Michael or Maria Maris. I feel like your Loki
is slept On. Pick here. I'm gonna go with you.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, honestly you are Loki slept On.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Pick Thank you.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I feel honored to take these darts for you, But
I'm not taking any darts.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yea, it's not gonna happen today because Adam's gonna clean
sweep three straight in a row. It's going to you guys. Ready, Yeah,
all right, Who's who's reading today?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
I'll do it all right.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Maria is reading. Michael's shooting Let's get it.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Question number one, what is the name of the toy
cowboy in toy story.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
That would be Woody.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
That is absolutely correct.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
So a snake in my boot. My is already on
his game. Let's keep sky.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Question number two, what is the chemical symbol for gold?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Oh, that would be au.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh my god, my man man with some savings. Yes,
maybe Adam is gonna do it. Okay, clean sweep, Adam,
let's see.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You got it, let's go, I got it, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Question number three, what is the term for a baby kangaroo?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Joey?

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Oh my god, the gun down, Adam, that was on
the side of the face.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
That was in the She is lighting him up right now,
you're getting too cocky. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Oh my god. If those are real bulletin logged on? No, no,
that was all Maria headshots, which means that will be
a fun game with the darks later.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Adam, you gotta clean sweep and we're proud of you
for that, which means you're going to see ghosts on
the Skeletor World Tour on August first, and you're also
qualified for the Grand prize, which.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Is a sign to Vinyl. Now, Adam, you do.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Have another decision to make, who are you taking with
you to this ghost concert?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Well, I'm gonna see if my coworker wants to go,
and if not, we'll figure out who Oh there you go.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Hell yeah, got some choices, got some friends, got some
decisions to make, And if you want to go see ghosts,
go ahead on over to ticketmaster dot com or or no, no,
we're just gonna thank Live Nation.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
We're not gonna send you to live nation dot com.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
We're gonna thank live because they put some great concerts together.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Love August sixteenth, Tinley Park, Newfound Glory, Jimmy Eat, World
and the Offspring.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Woo.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
I'm very excited. Brack ninety five five, Chicago's rock station Maria.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
What's Up?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
July twenty fourth, Maria, Maris and Michael Rock ninety five
five Thursday.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday. That's today. But we're
not cut it up bar We will be.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
The best way to enjoined Thursday.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Collection My listening on the app for how to tell
you One Way?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Think by God? What you barnered a drink?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I went and you didn't go, and I was like,
what is I always get her? Usually I always.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Usually get the time. It works every time. Today is
National Tequila Day. Hey woo, and I need some tequila
stories boys.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yes, in the old days of college, there was a
bark crawl for seniors and I went on said barkrawl
and I was on a call for Hollister that day
and I had one, two, three, four Margarita's.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Just enjoying my.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Days, just having a blast.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
And I get a text message from my boss that.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Says, hey, we need you to come in, and I
just called I might have. We were in a bar
and they were just playing loud music. I was just like, hey,
I'm out on Senior Walk.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
And everybody knew what it was.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
I don't think I can come in right now. I've
had a bunch to drink. And she was like, there
is nobody here. I need you to come in, and
I was like.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
But also like no, I needed the money fair enough.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
So in the midst of what we'll call for Margarita Maris,
I had to sober up. And then I had to
walk back to campus, which is two miles away, way
to go get my buddy's car so that I could
drive to work.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Oh no.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
And then the worst part about all of this is
I'm sitting there, I'm folding clothes in the back and
she's like being nice, don't go out on the floor,
just hanging.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
In the back. I got the worst hangover.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
No as you're there, yeah that it starts hurting.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
But I did get cut first, so I didn't have
to do well. I didn't have to do the cleaning
and everything. But then it was like everybody was so
far ahead of me drinking wise, I didn't get to
enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
So I just drove everybody home.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
So well, that's nice. Mike got it to keel story.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Yeah, there's a place in Colorado called uh oh hell,
I even pulled it up here.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Fuzzies Tacos.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Have you ever heard about the Fuzzies Tacos? An incredible name.
They have those big, fat, thick glass margarita. Yeah, fuzzy tacos.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
And I didn't know this co worker who was a
friend of mine had it's kind of a crush me
and I was getting out of a relationship and she
was like.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Let me take you out to dinner. Oh no, And
I drank one margarita and she was like we should
have two.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Well that's all she wrote. It was like having four
probably like kind of like you were saying Maris like once,
I mean that tequila.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Man, it was a good hookup. That was what was
great until we lost our jobs.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
But oh oh that has bad mistake.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Rough, thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
After three rounds of where.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I'm a big Malagro guy. Now, oh yeah, oh my gosh,
so good.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
What's the fancy bottle that's white? Oh my god, Oh no,
it's not Cossa do what is it?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
No blood baby, no't my favorite tequila. And by the way,
most bang for your bucket is not the most expensive tequila,
but it is the best tasting one.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Lunas so good. Yeah, yeah, oh my god, on match.
I think I have some tequila stories.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Probably the one that comes to mind, though, is when
I went on a date with this guy. He was
like so into it. He kept like texting me, kept
going back and forth. He ghosted me on Valentine's Day?
What ghosted me? Class on Valentine's Deck?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Come on now?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Saw him in the bar the next weekend, and I
was too Margarita's Maria we go, boy, oh boy, did
I let him happen?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Just went right in the middle of that bar.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
You ghosted me on Valentine's Day, You dick, You deserve to.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Hear about it.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Good for you, and we go to the same bars
like come on, by the way, stupid.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
That hookup was great. I don't want to discount we
lost our job.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
It was very fun.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
He's listening right now, God bless, I want to hear
your tequila story. So eight four fifty text it or
and this is my preferred method.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Hit that walkie talk.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Back rock and ninety five to five. It is the
morning mosh pit and we just kicked off ninety five
minutes commercial free, and we gotta we gotta talk to somebody.
Is Laura there?

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Hey, How are you doing? Laura?

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Mentally or physically? Is always a question?

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Laura, what a mood?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
You gotta be doing pretty good because if we're correct,
you just want a thousand dollars from Rocky the Roaster.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Yes, I Jay so happy about it too.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah. So what are you gonna spend that money on.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
A little bit? Probably on myself and I'm probably gonna
most likely donate some of it to my nonprofit organization.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Wow, Laura, best person in the world.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I was gonna say, she's taking care of herself.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
What's your nonprofit or the me?

Speaker 8 (50:55):
So My nonprofit is called Secret Soldiers and we build
care packages and send them to deployed military.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Oh that's sweet. Absolutely love that, Laura. That's amazing.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Could she be a better winner?

Speaker 7 (51:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
What a winner? Good job, Rocky.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Yes, you picked the right one, Rocky. Now, Laura, we
hear from a lot of people like this is very difficult.
It's hard to get through. What was your strategy to
utilize those code works or.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Proper way to make sure you got a thousand dollars?

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Well, currently, what I usually would do before I won
this is, you know, I go either I go on
the ninety five to five app or my iHeart app,
and I would and put the words so the word
of the night. It was the last word in the
night with money, so yes, and it was. Yeah, it

(51:45):
was one of those words that don't show up very often.
And I'm always just putting the code word in.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Good for you, so frequency hanging attention. You know, the
game right now. But Laura, that's absolutely amazing, very happy
for you and just generally happy because you're just giving
back with your money. That's just I would blow it
on video games immediately because I have no self control.

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Yeah, look, you're You're not the only one. I would
do the same thing. Two xboxes. Yeah, I switch all
of that, So I think my kids are good on
gaming stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Okay, all right, well done, you got the cool household
over here.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
I do game, yes, all right.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Mare got to look in his eyes like he wanted
to come over. He's like two ARX boxes too, PlayStations switch.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
You know what my my my entire household is like
when my oldest comes over, it's a gaming household. I
got TVs everywhere.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Now, gaming household is the way to be because that's the
cool spot for the kids to hang out too, and
you get the game yourself and gaming with the kids.
I can't think of a better thing to do. But Laura,
congratulations to you for winning that thousand dollars with Rocky
the Rooster And for everyone else, no, we got keywords
all the rest of the day with Rocky the Rooster

(53:09):
here on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Your chance to win with Rocky the Rooster all day
long and just listening for those keywords to put in,
you can win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Right, you're on Rock ninety five to five. Chicago's are
Rock station.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah, and that's a good news rooster. What did you say?
What great vibes you this tone? Maintain the vibes news time,
maintaining no, stop it, stop it. It's going to be
good today, is it? Yeah, we're doing good. It's going
to day well.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
As long as we use happy music, everything's okay.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
And that's exactly basically what the corporate chill said.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
And here I am a.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Loyal servant, just doing what I am asked and putting
a positive spin on the news headline. So they don't
get you done, but you can be informed with bad news.
Are you an arrested in quadruple shooting?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
What good?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
A'm buddy?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Educator charged with sexual trafficking?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
You dancing to the music is not helping.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
This good music?

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Maybe maybe the educator is teaching businesses.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I'm gonna sit back.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Sorry, Oh boy, Michael will be a headline one day.
Three officers wounded after gunman opens fire in ambush situation
is okay? Man who police say admitted to impregnating a child,
takes plea deal, gets probation under the jail.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Put him under the jail. Oh I see indeed, Yeah,
that's horrible.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
All of this is just bad news. Bears.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
How do you keep finding and worse stories?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I read the news headlines, Maris front page. I'm not
looking for anything.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
It's right there. And then we wonder.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Why we're feeling a little mentally ill every day of
our lives. It's almost like we're being fed the worst
content possible. Lost a relatively new one from Lincoln Park
from twenty twenty three is when they released it. But

(55:28):
it was written with the rest of them on Meteora.
But it sounds like Gnome, and they're like, we already
have a Gnome, so let's not do two tracks that.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Sound exactly the same.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Oh yeah, very smart.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Well, with enough separation, we can just enjoy it on
Rock ninety five to five. And isn't that a treat?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Damn straight?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Anyway? What's happening, boys? Spot?

Speaker 11 (55:46):
Oh yay, Okay, over there, buddy, what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Cub's lost to the Royals eight to four.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Saya Suzukia stayed hot though we got a solo homer
in the fourth and then added an RBI single in
the sixth. What I'm worried about mares? What's that is?
Going into the Crosstown Classic the Cubs? I don't I
don't say they're shaky. They've lost a couple of games.
The White Sox have won a bunch of games, including
putting up eleven runs last night against the Rays.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Momentum is very important.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Colson Montgomery, rookie shortstop, five RBIs with a three run homer.
Kyle Teo, rookie catcher, four for five, including his first
Major League Baseball home run.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Oh three times. I don't know, man, I was we
were gonna bet on this. I'm not betting anymore. I'm out.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
But oh you're scared. Where's your confidence?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
You can't back out of the bed.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
There was no bet. Yeah, we said we would talk
about it tonight. Wow.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
I just wonder if the Cubs are gonna sweep them.
I just think there's something going on with the White
Sox right now.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
There is something going on.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
The getting by the way, very excited about the Wendy
City Showdown, I mean the Red Light Rivalry. I'm in
the BP Crosstown Cup coming up this week, Crosstound Class
kicking off tomorrow. Well, they said in twenty ten to
twenty twenty it was called the BP Crosstown Cup, sponsored
by BP.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Of course, Oh that's weird, Okay, I like Cross said
the oil spill.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
So yeah, Crosstown class that kicks off tomorrow six forty
rate Fields. The Saturda game is six ten, and then
an afternoon game on Sunday Cubs and the White Sox.
Man and a big announcement from the Cubs today. Wrigley
Field will host the MLB All Star Game in twenty
twenty seven. It's leaked about a month ago, but Bleacher
Nature and reporting that it has been official. They're gonna
update security, improve the infrastructure around the ballpark, and get

(57:47):
everything ready for a big old party next year, two years.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
I want to go to the home run derby and
just sit out on the show. Will that be fun?
Maris sit on the street. Yeah, just a lot of fun. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
They have football.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Wow, Like American training camp for the Bears began as
American football.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
It began in a big way.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
They talked to Ben Johnson ahead of training camp kicking
off and he said, what's it going to be like?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
And he just said intense and didn't lie. I heard
about this.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Somebody pulled the offense off the field.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
They were doing offensive drills and the offense couldn't get
it together. And it's the first team offense. So we're
talking about the starters. Caleb and that new line they
just put together couldn't get it together in the drills.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
He pulled them aside and was like, absolutely not. Damn,
you're gonna get this figured out. That's what the that's
what a team needs. Yes, if it works well, if
it works well.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Defensive coordinator Dennis Allen also it got the ante very
high on the defense that they mess up, they're doing updowns,
and a quote from him is, you have to pay
the price.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It is a privilege to be in this defense.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I tell you, I love these coaches and.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
This right now, Oh my god, I'm just terrified what's
gonna come later.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
This season for your Lions. Like week two, I.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Am so happy for the Bears that this this is
the kind of intensity you need to get your players
fired up to play behind.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
You, not on the first day of training camp a little.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
It's really setting the tone and I'm excited to see
how they do. And i know everybody's like, but Ben
Jones is a former Lion.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You hate him. I'm I'm excited for him and to
see what he does with the Bears. For sure. It's
gonna be great man too.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Football season Pumpkins Spice Lante out August twenty sixth.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Look at what we're doing, Okay, we're coming up to.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
That is how you run to turn a corner.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
That's how you ruined, cited for fall a hell away.
We got Lala headliner right here. Hey, someto takes a
pot of me. It is the morning mond On Rock
ninety five to five. Our love language, commercial free music.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
I am right, we are ninety five minutes commercial free
right now, just for you and as we do love
hearing from you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Michael, It's text time. That's gonna say. Mine's words of information.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Mine's touch. I don't know, I don't know what mine is? Merits.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
How do we know how to love you?

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You have to let us know what your love just
to shut up and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Leave them below?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Yeah, from the silence, give him like all moments peace.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
So you can always text us a four four fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
From the seven o eight, today's venom would be a
Harvey Milort banger. Please sounds just like straight poison. Okay, Yeah,
from the nine oh five. I agree one hundred percent.
Yoder is not an option today, it is mandatory.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Maria correct, aluminum and anti persprint.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Not just deodorant because they're gonna sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Also, not just today when it's heat, dome corn sweat.
This is year round, This is year round. Should get
and if we got to do a daily PSA, we
don't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
It's National Tequila Day and thirst Day. From the two
one nine. I'm not allowed to have tequila anymore because
it makes me sleep well. I've woken up in countless places,
in various different levels of dress understandable. Oh no, I'm
a surprise wake up. Oh no, where you look at
the ceiling and you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Go, it's ain't mine? Oh how to get here? Another
one from the two one nine. I hope if you
guys read mine you realize that I mean sleep walk,
not sleep well. We do now yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
From the seven owaight, Good morning crew, Love you guys,
absolutely love the songs you play.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Let's take one more here, another one about tequila. Patronum
silver Ice Cold is my tequila of choice. Today is
National Tequila Day and my birthday, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
It's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Oh I just received my emails for my my chemical
romance and system of a down tickets. Oh it's gonna
be a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
So jealous for both of those shows.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Oh, by the way, you could get system of a
down tickets fairly cheap right now on the secondhand market,
like forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
That's insane.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
You can get in the in the stadium for forty bucks,
which is awesome. I mean, if you're just trying to
go see a show, a big show. Because my chemical
Romance is two hundred and fifty. There's also two shows
and now markets dropped out. Wait yeah, oh yeah, I
forgot about that, So that helps. That's why the tickets
are cheaper. Then, yeah, more more seats supplying demand. I
can always text us anytime. Eight four four, nine, ninety

(01:02:44):
five fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Got those walky talkbacks coming up back?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
I love them.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Somebody gonna win some scanner tickets Skinner free bird.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Okay, I'm gonna stop down. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I was gonna say we had ten more seconds, so
just give me a pencil.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
They're like, listen, I have an idea for this mandolin solo,
and you're gonna think it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
One note, maybe twenty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Anyway, don't we got some us Skinner t gets to
be given it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Yeah, we got some talkbacks. We're about to roll through.
Let's just get it going, yo, Boddy, Hey, hey, that
was amazing yesterday. I appreciate you got so much. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Love you guys love he loves us, We love you too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Made it and also we should just play more Azzie
in general, it's good for the soul.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeah, it really is. It really is very soothing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
El Centnardio tequila is the pretty bottle with the angel
on the front, and it's really really good tequila.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Oh talking about tequila earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Yeah, but tea day Thursday, Yes it is. By the way,
did you give.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Out a date earlier?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Did I give out a date? No?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
She said today's date. Oh yeah, July twenty fourth. Yeah,
because you did the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
You know, I never got it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Thirst Today Live will be at Microphone Brewing, but we
haven't announced the date yet. That's why I will tell
you that far in advance. It'd be crazy. You'd be
able to plan insane. We don't plan on this show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
No, not at all. More talkbacks. Good morning, mash Pitt.

Speaker 12 (01:04:35):
I can't confirm it's a hot one out here in
the sweet home Lagrange. I'm working outside today, but it's okay.
It's almost Friday, Tuesday's already gone. I'm kind of a
simple man when it comes to work, you know, just
go with the wind, do whatever. I guess you could
call me a free bird. Anyways, who's this lenyard skinnered guy?

(01:04:56):
You guys are given away ticket I've never heard of
in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I don't think you have either.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
I can't believe you got the wind to work with.
Damn cue? Did God just call skinner tickets?

Speaker 12 (01:05:08):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Lord?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
All right? That was pretty solid?

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Yeah, that was super solid.

Speaker 11 (01:05:13):
Free bird Bird, free bird, free bird Bird.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I kind of want those guys.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
I like the creativity of the first guy, and maybe
for tomorrow let's be them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Let's be them free by free.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Bye bye sus real good. Yeah, why I want to
know where they're at. If I picture them in a truck,
maybe they're driving. One guy's got the phone. They're going
out to the work site.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Yeah, I have no clue, but listen in the morning,
marsh pit, they are here seven seveny three. All right,
So is that we're going with free bird. I like
the free bird.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I like free bird guys.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Free bird guys.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
You gotta pay tickets to go see Leonard Skinner're going
to be over at our lovely facilities in Orland Park.
As I've covered up my screen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Put a sticky note over your scrap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I have processes I don't like to talk about.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
But you're going to see Leonard skynered on August eighth
at the Village of Orland Park. Gets your tickets now
at Village or Orland Park dot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Okay, where can they get their tickets marrit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Orland Park dot or good job. It's time to go