Pet Raccoons, Christmas Candles, and Dolly Parton Truck Stops!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

DND, Fun to the Head, Rock News, Text Time, SPORTS, and Human vs. Robot War!

+Dolly Parton Truck Stops, Pet Raccoons, and giveaways galore!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It ain't so.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh oh, okay, I said it.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I say they said say it ain't so it ain't so.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Oh no, No, I think that's good. Now we can
start the shows.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
The task done.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
We've got to do anything else today.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
No, right, you're coming today, showed up to work and
that's that. It's all we're it's actually obligated to do.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
See you tomorrow tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's some morning. I'm rocking ninety five. My name is
Maria Palmer.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
I'm going home. My name is Mars. I brought in
something for the room today. It's a new candle called
home for the Holidays. It's Christmas sent and your name
is Michael. Michael if you bear Mason, this right.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
And it's not No that better smelled like gravy. No,
it's not the holidays yet. It's Thanksgiving speaking. I love Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
But I put the Christmas tree, all the stuff on
the tree last night, my Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
As a host and of the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade presented
by Forvest Mazaars. About Thanksgiving, Michael, I love that Christmas stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
This scolding sponsored by Forst Mazaars.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Some Thanksgiving candles. There's a gravy candle.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm sure there's definitely got.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
On fire.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
There's a savory stuffing candle. That's a whole different thing.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I could give it for a little savory stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Good on you for not being able to open that
right now. Listen, it's one of these tins. Okay, I'm
trying to open it. By the way, there's another candle here.
I like it moist Thanksgiving Turkey candle. No, that's the title,
the Sunday Gravy hand poured soy candle. Soy.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Oh, you gotta get soy otherwise it's toxic. Wow, the
smells kind of make it toxic, but soy is just
if I burn a candle all day, my throat will
start hurting in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
So toy candles, sage like you. What do they call
the Yankee candles?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Those are trying to exercise themselves. It's not why your
throat is burning.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Why did you light the candle in the first place
to set the mood for what? Mikey, I think your
throat's burning for other reasons.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, okay, no small levels of focus this morning. Aerosmith,
Vinyls and Rock News three days Grace with a VIP qualifier.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Uh that is in fun to the head ac DC tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You just got to listen for that and so much
more because we love you and you still can't get
it open.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I can't get this damned candle open. Bust it open.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I'm trying to bust it. Just no, No, I'm trying
to bust it open.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, pop it.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
It won't come open. You won't try.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, all right, here coming in hot, okay if she
gets it, Michael.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, there's no way in hell. No, I'm not good
with cand Don't go outside or looking at your window.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It'll ruin the surprise. Here's weather.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Unfortunately, no sunrise this morning. It's going to be cloudy
all day, cloudy, tomorrow, cloudy the next day, cloudy all
the way through Saturday. Yeah, and not warm like temperature.
High temperature over the four days is fifty one. Yeah.
How did we end up yesterday? I know we're having
a hard time with the new cloudy. It really feels

(03:19):
like we've turned a corner. Tell us more. I want
to feel what you guys feel. But I'm just so
I get used to it. I'm just yeah, I started
to enjoy it a little yesterday. And also, by the way,
sports are great, right, now you know you can. I can.
I can get in bed and watch my teams play

(03:40):
snuggle in. I'm I'm okay with it. I just don't
like the rain. It was snown a little by the
lake last night too. It's a little lake effect. Yeah, okay,
and what and what do you do to help yourself
feel better?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Eh?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I get it?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay, Maria has lost English? Right again, Maria the rest
of the show. I secretly hope she does that so funny.
Oh no, I'm challenging her. This wasn't a I'm just
gonna throw this away and hope that she doesn't do it.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
This was very clear. Wait, I listen, we need her
for the human versus Robot war, which is coming up
here in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And we got to talk about Dolly Parton's new business venture. Next,
let's go. And you ought to know we didn't get
Michael's can open.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
So yeah, did you know? All right, Well we'll just well,
I'll get it open. I'll bring in the Christmas candle
tomorrow after Thanksgiving, after things all right, fine.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You were on the Thanksgiving station.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I understand. I'm excited about both. I'm just very excited.
A Christmas does sort of take over, doesn't it? It does.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't like that, which is why we fight so
hard for thanks Giving. Ridiculous. Give Thanksgiving its moment and shine.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
You don't even have to buy anyone presents for Thanksgiving.
You don't have to go into debt. You can just
eat a whole budget.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Then you watch.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Football, smoke a blunt.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
It's a free holiday and we just want to skip it.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
And for Thanksgiving, you guys drive travel. There's traveling going
on going out to the suburbs. Guess what if you're
traveling through Tennessee. Dolly Partner has a new business adventure.
She is going to have truck stops, calling them Dolly's
Tennessee and Travel Stop. The first one will be in Cornersville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
What is she featuring at this? Because if it's not
better than BUCkies, I don't want.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
It, says Modern Amenities, curated dining. So they're going to
have very specific foods and very one of the best thing.
I mean it might mean the best thing about BUCkies
is the food. Have you had one of those brisket sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
They have brisket?

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Oh my god, they're making brisket in the in the
place fresh and there's a guy there like cutting it
up in front of you and they put it on
a sandwich for you.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
There's a beef jerky wall that I get distracted by,
and I know there's it's overload because it's like part
of you is like, let me sit down and relax,
and it's like if I eat that, I'm gonna be
asleep in my cap. I'm a fall asleep on the road.
Then I got the showers and you can relax for
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Why then you can just do that out of BUCkies.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's the beauty of it.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
We'll get back to Dollie's in a second. But do
you tell that BUCkies has a full time person that
takes care of the bathrooms. It's a full time salaried employee,
and they make like seventy grand a year, as you should.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
They deserve more.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Can you imagine cleaning a truck stop bathroom every day
for your life?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I don't know about all that.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Here's what Dolly says about the new truck stops. She says, quote,
I've spent the bulk of my life on the road,
and more specifically on a bus. All the years spent
visiting greasy spoon cafes, truck stops and roadside pit stops
have given me the understanding of what travelers desire on
the road. Yeah, yeah, I'm one hundred percent behind this
because you.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Know, the Ohio whatever toll Way is up north, sure,
and it's got a few stops, but it's just like
you either got Hearties Chick fil A, You got limited options,
it's not all packed. You don't got like real shower situations.
But then you get to a place where there's a
Bucky's and you've got a land of opportunity to.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Relax for it is that true big parking lot Ohio Turnpike.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Sorry, that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I also do enjoy a loves what's loves truck stops?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Also, Chuck, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
What's that's like the most abundant one on the way
to Ohio? And from a good talk, this is perfect.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Dolly's the perfect person for that.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
That is really really good branding and marketing right in
her lane, No pun intended.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Better have some of those energy pills and boner pills
at this place.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
You know that she will obviously listen.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
You ever been tired driving? You take some of those
what a yellow jackets or something like.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, I have not done that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
People out there know what I'm talking about. I thought
you were going to make a Dolly a rectile disfunk.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You want to take a boner pill. What happens?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It would be interesting. Let's see, let's do Let's just
see what happens. We're gonna try it on Valentine's Day.
You know what else we're science?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes, let's let's get Marias pich Heat over to Dolly's
Tennessee travel stop.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It has a picture of her on the back of this.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh Man Heines has launched its first ever squeezable gravy bottle,
featuring its quote home style turkey gravy. This was one
thing I was worried about for Thanksgiving because I'm not
a big cooker and I really want gravy. But I
was like, I'm not making gravy. I'm ordering some of
the food.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
You can buy a jar gravy. Let's go to buy
a jar of gravy. You don't need to squeeze gravy.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Are you guys happy I'm talking about Thanksgiving and not Christmas.
Can I get a bell?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I'm happy that train me all right, thank you, I'm
happy Marason, Squeeze Gravy and the Registry Register.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Rock ninety fi five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is the normal voice that is me at all times.
It's always Registry right times.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Drop down, Oh I know where I dropped down?

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, okay, So even you know that what you just
said is just a lie, it doesn't matter, it doesn't
We don't need to fight each other. We need to
be allied now more than ever, as we are facing
an inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Smart ear rings exist now. The Lumia Too has just
been launched.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's a single earring that costs two hundred and fifty bucks.
Might be the smallest wearable smart device in the world.
So it can track your sleepy cycle, your blood flow,
and even provide a daily readiness score.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Today mine would have said zero.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Uh yeah, this.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Is the first of these things that I've seen put
into a body, because it's an actual earring, so goes
into your body.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah technically, yeah, but it's not like it's getting Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, it's not an injectable or yah. But if that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm not that into tracking my stats all the time.
I just like it.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I like my steps.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got a fit bit and it's helping me keep track.
And the one the biggest thing was I wanted to
keep track of my sleep.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
I see my watch turns on. So I tried tracking
my sleep, but I'd roll over and then just it's
like bright in my eyes. This one's dark.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm sure I can probably turn the brightness off to it,
but whenever.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
There's settings, god damn it.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, when you wake up this early, you know, sleep
the rest of the day is really important. And what
I found out is I'm not sleeping. So we got
to do something about that that it's so important.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
We were going to talk about a story yesterday about
how not sleeping ages of your brain a lot, and me,
here's go, that's really depressing that I'm old.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
No in that case, actually, both of you stay up.
I need your brains to aid to a little teeny
tiny bit.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
We need some maturity or for why huh?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
For why the existence daily adult functioning? All right, well,
here's this is how they get you.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You're getting right into it.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
They start tracking your stats, and you're tracking your stats,
you aren't tracking your stats.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
They are tracked.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
What if you don't have your ears pierced? Yeah, I
guess you're out.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Then you're then you're probably not buying these.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
My god, when you.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
See someone cooking blueberry pie, do you go? What if
you're allergic to blueberries? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
It could have been different smart earrings wear a fit.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, they didn't say if it was, you know, the
one we gotta pierce it through your ear has.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Figured out how to win the inevitable human versus robot
or just don't get your ears pierced.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You're going to be fine on the greasy tray.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, because you're just talking about yeah, gravy. That's my
validation bell, it's the morning Mosh. But on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Would you ever have a pet raccoon?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Researchers say raccoons may be inching closer to becoming pets.
Huh maybe, And one of the main developments is that
their facial features are evolving to look cuter. Yes, so
people want more the raccoon that's.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
With stopping people, I don't know, not the fact that
it's an outside animal.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
No, Listen, all animals are outside animals them inside.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
And they need to stay out.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Some of them need to stay out, not every not
everything needs to be inside with a boop to snoop snoop.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
No they don't. I looked at getting a monkey when
I moved here. It's illegal. And this is funny because
just last week I found someone who sells baby skunks
and they they take the stinker out of it. I
want that to Could you imagine walking a little skunk
around like they're only three hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
They're illegal in Chicago, just.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Like the monkey. And I'm gonna think Chicago, thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
All these laws drafting legislation currently.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
In the woods for the room.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
What is the pet advantage of a trash panda?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Oh, it's such a cool pete.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
They're cute steel dog food.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
And then they can work locks and and then your
house is all messed up because they actually have hands
and what you call thumbs, So they have an.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Advantage inside your house and they're going to take over.
We're worried about robots. I don't want taking over type
of emails station.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
You don't even know if they have interior design talent.
You haven't let them live up to their full potential
because you want them to stay outside?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yes, what are your discrimination?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Part is not discrimination? They look happy outside. I saw if.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
They were so happy outside, they wouldn't be trying to
come inside.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
They're already planning something. I can feel it. Look they
know they're.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Lying right now to my garbage out And there was
a coyote size trash panda sitting in the garbage, like,
what are you bringing me?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
What is your garbage text today?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And I said to myself, I'm gonna put the lid
on this and see if you can figure it out.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
They haven't yet, but I know they will try.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
And I just are you starving out raccoons?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
No, they know where to find food. The world is
their buffet table.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Doesn't deserve to have a pet record.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I don't want one under the Illinois apart.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
They don't because I've run them over and they get
set unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
According to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, most wildlife,
including raccoons, are protected under Illinois Wildlife Code and cannot
be possessed as pass you Illinois without authorization.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Here with a city or a state, how do I
get the author It's.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Basically like an exotic pet permit.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, No, I mean, Maria, if you had to get
a raccoon that would like sit on your shoulder and
like run around you and follow They say that raccoons
are become attached really easy, and they just.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Follow you, and you can be attached to my trash house.
That's where you can wow.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Unbelieva.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
I still want the skunk. You get a raccoon, don't
get a skunk. Yes, and I will never come over
to visit, hands down.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
He's just jealousy. Couldn't keep his lizard a love.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
That was a hard loll of pulooza weekend.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'll get you.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Fifty. We're moving things along to dungeons and dragon Yes,
we want you to be a part of this with us.
Today we are stuck in a bathroom in a car
a gene and jews right now? Or were we have
a pro it's the manager.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I honestly, you're talking about running over raccoons. I can't
even look at it.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was an accident. They ran in front of me.
What was I supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Stop?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Forty proud of it?

Speaker 5 (16:09):
I don't hear proud of it. I didn't say I
was proud.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You didn't say it, but it was in your tone.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Ton Okay, we've.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Been talking about tone. We're moving along.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I want to talk about Long seven pm every single day.
We love him.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Eight four four ninety five fiftieth. Time for us to
get ready for Dungeons and Dragons. We are working on
getting some RELISHIP has taken two weeks and we need
your help. Up for grabs is the Jingo Belle brunch
today with Hubbard and I didn't even hear what you said.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I'm building in a raccoon moment today for MMP, D
and D.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I have me counter measures ready to go, So go ahead.
I'm ready for this raccoon. I'm excited trash glzzies, so
you can imagine a raccoon love a Glizzie and hold
it with both hands. We're trying to find the best
hot and build the best hot dog around. So what
I'm hearing is you want a pet to eat your
trash that's real.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
You wouldnt even feed it real.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Food, traps, not trash.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Both shout whatever he wants.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
If you want to go to this brunch that I'm
trying to talk about, head to hubbard end dot com
or you can win a pair right now eighty four
for nine ninety five fifty. Uh play Dungeons and Dragons
with us and see what happens to this mythical raccoon
that Maria is about to make a pie.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Justice for raccoons.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
No justice, stay outside, wow, no, just outside.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
It is flash bitt.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It is time for Dungeons and Dragons. Maria, Do you
have a lovely recap for us?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I sure do.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
We are on the journey to assemble Chicago Land's best
hot dog from the most perfect ingredients. Then we've landed
in the bathroom of Gene and June's after we went
down Michael's black hole that it got from acne. Think
roadrunner and coyote, not any bather version of whole. They

(18:04):
are covered in Greece and garbage and well oil rather
in garbage.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Either or of Alicia.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Cleaned yourself off in the sake Masonovitch set her out
to ask someone to point.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Them to the relish and incredible stroke of luck.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Either or of Alicia just so happened to run into
the operations manager. However, Masonovich and Marius are still in
the bathroom, and this is where we find ourselves.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Today, Marius.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yes, you are covered in oil and garbage. You are
pressed up against the wall of the bathroom stall.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You're a little bit pinned by car.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Still, Masonovitch, you are pressed against the other wall of
the bathroom stall, also covered in oil and garbage.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
What would you like to do, Marius.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
We're stuck in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
We're pinned. We need a rope.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Rope yeah, yeah, no, cool?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
What are we doing the rope?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
We're gonna lasso against the door to pull ourselves out.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Michael, where's a rope coming from?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, well we're gonna find out, all right, rolling away.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yes, okay, so you unwedged somehow?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
You wing shot?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You pull a rope.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Out of my mystical bag.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, I mean, like if Masonovich can just like pull
guns out of nowhere, I guess.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, you want I got more guns? Oh my god,
you should see my mystical bag.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
This is so no d it doesn't matter, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Okay, so you pull a rope out of your bag,
what what are you trying to do with it?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Lasso the door knob and then pulled myself out.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay, so you're out.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
The car does tilt a little bit wedging Masonovich, and
just a tiny bit more Masonovich.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
What do you want to do.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
I'm gonna drive this car right through the wall.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Okay, all right, driver's seat, Okay, let's go thirteen. Okay,
her temples.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
There was a time when this was similar to D
n D. We're so far away from that time.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Off the rails, okay. Maisonovich climbs into the car. He
goes to turn it on and drive it. Miraculously, the
engine does start, the wheels do turn. However, we fell
through a black hole. The car is like vertical right now,
it's not. The wheels aren't pressed against anything it could

(20:50):
drive on. So he just kind of fills the bathroom
with exhaust, which is a little bit dangerous. Now we
might be suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Oh no, I don't want to. I don't want to
spin on that.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
So we'll see how we get out of that predicament
tomorrow on MMP allegedly dm D.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
More Shenanigans tomorrow, and more chances for you to win
at the tickets for the Christmas in at Hubbard or
for the jingle Bell Brunch.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
We make things appear in this game.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm gonna try pigeons Napkins grenades.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
If you want more information on that, head over to
hubbard in dot com.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Peacefully protest against the machine on Rocks ninety five five.
Just let the machine keep working, but tell it that
you're not really happy with its practices.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yell at it on the morning marsh pit. Anyway, boys,
what are we doing sport?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yay?

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I got some serious sports news going on. The Cubs
took the appropriate steps to safeguard against the potential departure
of showt am I Naga in free agency, and he
has accepted the qualifying offer.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
We will pay him twenty We won't. I'm not part
of this.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
The Cubs will pay him twenty two million next year
and then we'll see what happens after that. And how
does that make you feel? I'm whatever. I think it's
a waste of money. To be honest, I don't think
he's Listen. I'm as a guy who can't pitch a ball.
I'm sitting here talking crap about a really great athlete.
But in my opinion, he's pretty mid at this point. Okay, Yeah,
and Kyle Tucker is out. He is not taking the

(22:30):
qualifying offer. There turned to twenty nine years old on
January seventeenth. A four time All Star, two times Silver Slugger,
and one time Gold Glove winner, played his first seven
seasons for the Astros, and they, I mean, I'd love
to see him stick around, but he is going to
go try to get that big money. Hey, odds are
not looking great.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Just looking at the top end athletes in the free
agency tracker for the MLB, Kyle Tucker, Alex Bragman Bopa
shat Kyle Schwarber a quote hooge Ballinger, ooh yeah, you
gotta hope the Cubs land one of them or hail
it sucks. Open up the first strings.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Mark Finesand of ESPN projects that Tucker will sign an
eleven year, four hundred and eighteen million dollar contract. That's
almost half a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Good for him, yep, wow, good for him.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, no, no, he's earned.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
It real quick. Jamar Chase as one game suspension being
upheld for spitting on Steelers defensive back Jaylen Ramsay his
first time. I remember looking at the NFL like, good job, yeah,
that he deserved it. Any light about it on video,
it was like it was so obvious.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I don't know how many cameras on an NFL field anymore,
but they got shit.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
They got you on the tromes.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Over So now you guys don't want to be spit
on men.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Are not in the middle of a game.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And again more good news, Maris.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
The Blackhawks take a huge win last night against the
Calgary Flames, five to two. The final score. Connor Bdard
delivered the hat trick, his second in his career. That
he got the empty netter, which was you know, pished
it off, but hey, it counts. It definitely counts, absolutely well.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
He needs one more to do a hat trick of
hat tricks.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
The game was tied to two heading into the third
period when then you know, but our just broke out
and started playing his kids.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Incredible.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
The more I see this year, he is three times
as good as he was last year.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
And they got guts on that team.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
They're fighting, they're yelling, and a little after the game
in the locker room, there was some sound when they
were trying to interview Connor Bdard. Artery not Artury leconing
no play it. Andre Berkowski is in the background making
sounds and you'll hear what he says, well, how difference
is the mood around here?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
And just you know, I'm compared to the first two.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
It's hard to hear. Basically, in the background, he goes,
I'm the best in the league, I'm co and they
all kind of like to stop it. Anyways, and he goes,
I'm nasty, which is just beautiful. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I need more players to actually be a part of
those conferences at the end of game. So I have
them great Blackhawks.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Next game is against the krack And at the United
Center tomorrow seven pm. And Bowls versus Trailblazers tonight tip
off in Portland at nine pm, which I hate.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
But they're playing. See the first quarter.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I can't don't do it. I thought about that when
I was walking to work. You can't watch the first
quarter with these bulls because you'd be stuck the whole game.
They're too good.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I can find a way to fall asleep when I
need them. Okay, all right, Rock and Roll Hall.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Of Fame in duc D Sound Garden Here on Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
It is the morning mosh Pit, and we have.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
More amazing new music to feature for you.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Michaill tell us about it. Oh, I'm so excited about this.
A parody country song was just released called cold Beer
from a group called Quote There I ruined it.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I love them.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
It's a mashup of fifty different country artists singing the
phrase cold beer over and over.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Agin originality in a genre. Here, crazy, Maris, do you
have us cued up? I'm ready give us a little
bit of that ice coold beer.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
School here.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Meh me gold.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Beer, Maria, you're ready to say something?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Please?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I know the song that happens to mention.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Oh no, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
We're no, no no, because we didn't even hear it
in this rendition.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
It had to have been and it's not.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I've got it. I've got it here for I didn't
hear it.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
But here's the looks because it actually literally in there.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
So you know, is your heart being broken right now?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I'm so happy that there is a genre my heart,
so many people talking about.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
It's Maris's favorite song.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Your birthday's coming up. To God, we shouldn't even sing
happy birthday. We should just sing that.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
That's what I do. Actually, I'm not coming to work
before you.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
International Tuesday it's an international holiday Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Whenever you make it back Maris.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Day, next day you see me will be at the
Thanksgiving parade? Can I hear a little bit more of
that song again?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I'm missing going to hear it again.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I just need a little a little little bit. You
just need a little bit. You sure you're going to
be able to handle this?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's very like the lyrics play it.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
They're just amazing.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
They are good.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
Tell me.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I am Daddy forced me to finish just you know,
as simple as simple can be.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
You know, she was a Caroline blue jean baby fire
in her eyes that drove me crazy redtail lights when
she left town. If I didn't know, then I sure know.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Now what are you reading to yourself?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Longol?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Now here's five or so things with Maris? Why does
he always.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Drop his bands during this part of the show. I
find it discomforting? And you're the only one. Uh six
things today? Happy birthday pack upone.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Happy Birthday pack a book, scand off Labowski.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Thank you, that's our man. Eight four four nine ninety
five fifty. We want you to also win tickets to
see led Zeppelin too. They're gonna be over at the
House of Blues on Friday, January sixth.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
You also get after.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Party tickets to hang with them in the Foundation room
after the show. Taco Bell strikes brilliance once again. They've
got a fan style menu coming out based on customer creations.
We're looking at the gualkin fries, packed California crunch Wrap,
a veggie loaded burrito Bliss, and a zesty cantina kraze taco.

(29:41):
What is that? I'm gonna find out and the next
time I go to Taco Bell, I'm trying all three.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
When all these come out, that's good.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I will find that in.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'll let you know later.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Put the mcdang bang on the menu.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
You cowards, Well, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
The Some of the secret menu items are just like, hey,
we're just gonna make them, and if you have other ideas,
please order them to let us know so that we
can incorporate them later. I love this as a rolling
menu option, and hopefully some of these stables are good enough.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
To stay on the actual menu.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Man who cryogenically froze his wife has found new love.
A Chinese man his wife had his wife or his
wife passed away from cancer and That.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Was in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
In the year of twenty twenty, he announced that he
had found a new partner. And I have to say,
what did you freeze her for? What if you were
going to find a new partner? Yeah, that sounds really
messed up. Bruh, she don't know. Just wow, a couple

(30:43):
of one one million dollars off the lottery.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
So what do you do when you win a one
million dollar jackpot off a scratcher? Yeah, buy another scratcher.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
That thirty dollars scratcher turned into a three million dollar
prize mine. And guess who's staying anonymous?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Very smart. This was in New Jersey, so don't worry
about anybody around here.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
God's favorite.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
If you're a fan of Stranger Things, the Stranger Things
House has been sold for three hundred and sixty five
thousand dollars. The interior of the house does not match
what you see on TV. They only shot outside of
this house, so I'm actually wondering what they bought this
bad boy for.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
We'll change the interior, so maybe that Actually that's not
a terrible idea if it's set up like that.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Let's talk to John.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Hey, John, what's going on.

Speaker 10 (31:35):
Good morning, my spit out.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
John.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
How are you doing this fine Wednesday?

Speaker 10 (31:40):
I'm doing all right. How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
We're doing good. Thanks for asking and for that.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
You're headed to see led Zeppelin too over at the
House of Blues and Shook I'll go. That's all going
on January ninth, and you get to be a part
of the after party in Michael's favorite room, the Foundation Room.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
It's so cool. It's like a private club and it's
just fancy and it's fun. It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It is very nice and John speak easy vibes.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah, exactly, and.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
It's at the very top of the house. Well, you
are going to the up for a trip.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You are absolutely in for a treat with led Zeppelin too.
That's gonna be on January ninth. Everybody gets your tickets
to ticketmaster dot com and big thank you going out
to Live Nation Little Zeppelin on the morning Mashpit and
if you are paying attention, yes we do have led
Zeppelin two tickets. The rest of this week be listening

(32:36):
for five things and you can get your ticket. Hook
up Michael you ready, I'm ready, Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Let's do it. Yay's time for a little bit of
rock news, and the rock world is busy. Right now.
Maria is distracting the hell out of me because she
is in a giant bear blow up bear costume. And
we'll put the video off online here in a minute.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
We have that new theres be ready. Let me takes
a second for the sleeproom.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Flee it's so good, shut up a right, I guess
all right.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
We got some concerts to announce here yesterday, as we
told you, Motley Crue the return of the Carnival of
Sins tour coming back to Chuckago Man. They sent me
over the press release, but as all the all the
dates on it, so I'm trying to sift through and
find our date.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Here we are the morning mosh pit, prepared radio professionals
every morning.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
August twenty Thank you. That's why I was looking for Chicago,
says Tinley Park and Lamb of God coming to town.
They're calling it the hardest tour ever at the Byline
Bank Aragon Ballroom.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Damn, March twenty fifth. The Aragon Ballroom's not going to survive.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
That direct tour of al good good news.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
And also remember Aerosmith and Young Blood releasing a collaborative
EP called One More Time. You can pre order it now.
It comes out of Umber twenty first. Just a couple
of days here, but we want to hook you up
with your own vinyl right now.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Mikey's being Nice.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Four new songs co written by the members of both bands,
and a new twenty twenty five mix of Aerosmith's classic
Back in the Saddle.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Eight four four ninety five fifty V collars in to
get that new vinyl, Michael, did I get the number eight?

Speaker 5 (34:19):
That's take four four nine five ninety five Bad newspaars
is next join us on Thanksgiving for the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade.
Maris and Maria will be front and center, hosting on camera,
and I'll be running around talking to people in the crowd.
It's gonna be a good time. You can watch it
on CBS six or stream it on Pluto TVs two. Sorry,

(34:39):
CBS two, or stream it on Pluto TV. There you go.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
So the news headlines, our short little horror story is
designed to send your cortisol levels into orbit, but we
have to stay informed. Luckily, the corporate shills had the
genius idea to just put a positive spin on the
Newsheadlin lines this.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
She's in a full bear costume.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
It's bad news Bearers.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Employee robbed during heart attack.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Well, I mean he's down, it's an easy time to
rob him.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Convenient convenience.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Tune stabbed fourteen times by obsessed co worker.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Oh scary. They also have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I assume neighbor dispute leaves too dead. An officer shot
good Lord.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Hopefully it was over some bushers or a fence. Yeah, yeah, seriously,
the good.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oks rescue efforts fail for beach humpback.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
You just blow it up like they did on the
Oregon coast back in the day.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I want to know how they tried to move it.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Sounds like it didn't go well.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
All of this is just bad news bears.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna fix this. We have ac
DC tickets to give away next. But you better know
your ac DC trivia and we're not gonna make this
easy for you.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, Now here's a bit only plug there, blug it.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
There we go, eight four four ninety five fifty. We've
been talking about it all morning.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
We got ac DC tickets.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Eight four four ninety five fifty looking for you right now.
We have a very difficult question for you. We we
try to maximize difficulty on this because the tickets are
so good. They're performing over at Notre Dame Stadium on Friday,
September fourth. Just all the additional dates, great locations. Did
I mention the Ohio state in the midst of this

(36:54):
as well? They're going to do two shows in Columbus, Ohio?
Oh wow, Yeah, it's be a good time. Taylor Momson's
back with the pretty Reckless on this tour. That's like,
really dope. Yes, you wouldn't expect that hearing.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Pa Momson has some version of a classic rock sounds.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Oh, yes she does.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I just whenever I think about seeing Taylor Momson, it's
always with like younger bands, but seeing her with a
C D C, Well.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
She was younger in her career.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Now she's a legend in her own right, so she's
going to be touring with fellow legends.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Very true for those about to call, we salute you.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Oh that's fun. Michael, what was the number?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Michael eight four four five DC. All right, let's let's
see who we got here. Are we speaking with Kyle?

Speaker 10 (37:51):
You are?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Good morning, Kyle, how are you doing today?

Speaker 10 (37:55):
I'm doing great, Thank you, thank.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
You for being here. Now we do have the tickets
on the line, but you've got to answer a question
about a c d C. Would you consider yourself a
well versed a C d C fan.

Speaker 10 (38:09):
I don't know how well versed. I know some.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Stuff obscure facts. Oh boy, it'd be difficult.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You might be in for one today. We might have
to get another caller after this. But Kyle, we'll see.
All right, are you ready ready?

Speaker 10 (38:26):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
What letter does a c d C start with?

Speaker 10 (38:32):
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, hey, yeh.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Kyle, you're going to see a c DC bebe.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
Yeah, unbelievable. Thank you guys, so much.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
You're just smarter than the average bear.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
That's what it is, Kyle.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
We appreciate our thought.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I did, Yes, you, Kyle, we thought we were gonna
stump you today. But who do you think you're going
to take with you on this trip?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
I am going to take my son. He's a huge
ACDC fan and I owe him from a concert mishap
we had last year.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, tell us about it.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Well, it's thanks to you guys. We had gone to
see twenty one pilots okay, and there was a ticket
mishap and Maris hooked me up and I was a
hero in my son's eyes. We were going to be
on the floor. About halfway through the opening act, Babu
Brigata I started having these weird chess pains oh, and

(39:39):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I'll tomorrow, I'll see the doctor.
I'll just get through the show. And after the opening act,
I woke up on the floor looking up at like
twenty people and they're like, just stay there. The medics
are coming, and I'm like the medics for who? And

(40:02):
I had like some weird like panic attack or something.
So I had to go to the medical area and
stuff like that, and my son's like, there's no way.
They had cleared me. They said everything's fine, you can
go back on the floor, and my son is like,
I Am not going back down there and babysitting you.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah, that's fair. Oh cool, make m.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Yeah right, so so we can. I can make it
up to him with ac DC.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
He loved that's amazing And I'm glad you're doing better, man,
and happy to have you over to see a C.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
D C.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
At Notre Dame. We'll have more tickets tomorrow and Friday. Kyle,
hang on the line with us for just a second.
We got to get you some information. But if you
do want to go to this show, get your tickets
at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
All thanks to our friends at JAM Production.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
It's time to dirk out, Dork, get your door damp straight.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yesterday I told you guys about game stops, great and
amazing deal coming up on Saturday except.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
December six, Trade in Anything.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Day, And they had a whole long list of things
you can't trade in on Trade in Anything Day, including
hazardous waste, lithium batteries, weapons, dead or alive animals, illegal alcohol,
computers excluding certain MacBooks, small electronics, gift cards, sexually explicit items,
a whole long list of things. Now, what they didn't

(41:30):
do is properly warned their employees about this insanity that
is about to come.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
After they announced on social media.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I guess the employees got their little letter explaining how
all this works, and thank you reading. We found out
some details for this trade in Anything bit that they're doing.
Be smart about what you use for anything, because you're
only going to get a five dollars store credit. Now,
if you have something of value that you want that

(42:00):
you could take two game stop like a video gamer
or PS four Nintendo of those sorts, you can still
trade those in, but for the random item that you
bring in, you will get that these random items will
then be donated to a local charity bank somewhere along
the lines. And they're just kind of like, why now

(42:22):
we're collecting garbage to give back out to the people.
And one if one employee did say, Hey, guys, be
nerd smart about this. If we're donating to toy centers,
bring in an actual viable toy in this situation that
we can give that a kid would enjoy, so that

(42:42):
this is actually going to work out well for us
and what we're trying to do. And I was like,
that's asking a lot, because you got to spread the
word around and make sure everybody's on the same page
that they're actually like bringing in cool nerdy toys like
an old funko pop that you know doesn't mean anything
to you, but be something nice for a kid to
school A long time or not a long time ago.

(43:05):
One of the Pokemon games released around Christmas. I got
it a month or so before, but there was Internet
going out saying, hey, a bunch of new kids are
about to get introduced to Pokemon at Christmas, So in
a mystery trade, you can give somebody a high end
Pokemon for nothing. Oh that's so all of the adults

(43:25):
in Pokemon stack the mystery trade with high end Pokemon
for the youngsters to have access to on Christmas. So Nerds,
we can do this. It is going to take a
strong level of focus. And I don't I like my
game Stop people. I don't want to bother them with
all the garbage that I could think they could get
on this day. But we know what they're going to

(43:47):
do with it. They're going to be donating these items,
so let's at least make it a good donation drive.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I saw this TikTok though from a game Stop employee,
and I didn't think about this side of it. They
did not warn them enough, And the GameStop employees are
like ticked off because they were just told, Hey, be
ready for anything. Maybe wear a mask and gloves because
people are probably going to be recording on their phones
and so if you don't want your likeness there. Also,

(44:14):
we don't know what they're going to bring in and
they're like, people are going to be bringing in things
to get a reaction out of you specifically, so be
prepared for that.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
And the employees are like, what a good.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Idea should we do that? On the show?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
You're underpaid and overworked employees.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Outside that's on the exclusion list, Michael.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
You cannot trade in a weapon, on trade in anything.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
It doesn't fit anything.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Category because like the exclusionless so these are the things
you can exclusively bring.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
But yeah, we'll see how this turns out. I actually
don't think I'm going to be.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Able to go.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I got a concert that I've got to work with
Juci that day.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I think all of the employees should call out of
work because you're not getting paid nearly enough to not.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Enough, and that's what crap.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
All those stores are already stocked up with everything.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
But we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I can't wait to see all the crazy social media
from this one. Good job game stop great job from us,
because you know what's next? What ninety five minutes commercial
free on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Okay, have you made up your mind? He hasn't.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
I think they ran away. It's not wasted time either.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You scared him off.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
That happens a lot.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
It's Morning Mash but on Rock ninety five five, Mikey,
my boy.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yesterday we told you about ai toys that could be
foul mouthed this holiday season. So forget the high tech
doll that teaches your kid the f bomb and go
with these top five classic toys that still make perfect
Christmas presents. Okay, the corn.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Popper corn pop excuse me, Yeah, I don't understand that
one on the list.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
I've never heard of that. Have you heard that?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Clear talking about it. Let's move on.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Picture paints is not appropriate.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Oh I love this one.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
The slinky Yeah, Thanky thanky, everyone loves thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
If you got stairs, you've got fun.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
The ace vent a scene.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Hey, what about the magic eight ball?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, hey, we have a electrical one here.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, but that's not really a magic.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
It kind of is. It's round, it's called mister Perfecto.
It's got all those sayings in it.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yes there is.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yes, you missed an opportunity there.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
You can get that, by the way. Shut hold on, Yes,
we good.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh the corn popper is like the Little Walker, but
it pops the balls as it goes.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Okay, one of those when I was a kid. It's
like a walking toy for a kid.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yeah, okay, cool, but that's that's very specific.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That's the one that stood the test of time.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Shout out Fisher Price. But no, oh, I like this one.
A sock monkey, a puppet, cheap, easy to use and
best of all works dring a Wi Fi outage I got.
I got a questions on this list.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
My dad told me once. He said that they were
really poor when he was growing up, and he asked
for two Christmas presents that year. So his dad got
him the first Chris Christmas present, a pair of jeans,
and then he cut the pocket out of one side,
and so he said, oh, there's your other toy. Getting
a cat a toy and giving it the box.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
The box is more fun.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Sometimes the box is always the most fun.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
How do we feel about a silly putty?

Speaker 9 (47:25):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:26):
We feel great about silly put Do you guys copy
the newspaper?

Speaker 10 (47:29):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (47:29):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
You could?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
You know?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
It's it's it's fantastic for just random fidgeting.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Silly puddy walked so that slime could run.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I think I had both at the same time.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Damn yeah the yo yo, yeah, yo had a resurgence
the past few years. Like you remember when we were
in high school or whatever, and the yo yo's were
back and had the auto and everybody else doing them
and then they magically disappear.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Bro I said, yo Yo's are back, and I was
thinking back to how big they were when we were
in high school. I don't know if they're back now
they we're.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Back, crazy, they're back. Oh they went away again. Now
they're back.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh no, they were to go away another back.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I was expecting this list to be much different. Yeah, thoughts.
I was thinking like my iconic toy line obviously Ninja Turtles,
but just action figures, Ghostbuster. Those were amazing, like because
you would collect those basically like cards and you just
get the whole set and you're good to go.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Barbies.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, I like to skip it skip it was fun. Yeah, Yeah,
that was fun.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Toys that kept you in shape.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
A Razor scooter, Oh my, shouldn't still hurt from that?

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
And if your kid's gonna be addicted to screens anyway,
why not just give them an etcha sketch? Yeah, making
some circles, maybe some triangles.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
The original iPad high level frustration with etches sketches because
if you bump into somebody while they're doing it, they
got to start over.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Yeah, you shut them up etched my sketch. There's no
undo button on an Edges sketch.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah. But eight four four nine fifty to hear from you?
What is that core Christmas toy memory? That would work
for today? And sixty four cold double of seven? Yes,
that set me on a path of life.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, failing over and well you know golden eyes available
on the switch and switch to.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Well, now, okay, it's over. I'm getting a switch to
two day. It's over that Tony Hawk and Mario Kart
h you guys, win.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I told you this month ago.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
You told me double seven months ago. My gosh, I
need to Jesus Christ. Now here's a bit only.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Plug plug it.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, we got rhythm baby too.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
That's all about the little things. Hey, hey, that resembles me.
Let's every day, Michael important.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I know three days Grace is going to be at
the All State Arena on Monday, March ninth, and we
want you to be there with I prevail. But we
gotta play this lovely game called fun to the Head. Yeah,
it's good trivia game. You're gonna answer questions. Will you
get one wrong? We're gonna get shot with a nerf dart.
You take one of us hosts for a save eight

(50:11):
four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
We need you as a player.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Also, no, get qualified for the meet and greet VIP upgrade.
What's gonna happen with this. You're gonna get a little
backstage tour, You're gonna get to meet the band obviously,
you're gonna get some exclusive items signed. You're gonna have
your own very personal merchandise shopping experience, and so much more.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
The advantage of two lead singers, not just one too.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I hope they can.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
They might, and you'll find out if you won play
Fun to the Head with us, and then get qualified
for this meet and greet experience eight four four ninety
five fifty Michael, I keep getting a number fro.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Eight four four.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
ACDC.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Those are a lot of Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
They'll figure it out or not.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
And now Fun to the Head on. Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Are we speaking with Eric?

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
What up?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Not too much?

Speaker 8 (51:20):
You know?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Getting you ready to win these tickets to see three
days grace and get qualified for the meet and greet upgrade.
It's gonna be quite the experience. So here's the drill.
You gotta play fun to the head with us. You
got to answer these trivia questions, take one of us
hostage to get a save, and we get shot with
nerve darts.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Everybody has fun in the room.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
And the first thing you got to decide, Eric, is
who do you want to take hostage? My sight? My still,
don't take my psyche away from me? Myself, Maria or Michael.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Maria.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Okay, all right, sir, I don't like to handle the gun.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Point to at her, Michael.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
I'm ready? Yeah, baby, let's go. Here we go. What
musician has been in Nirvana? The Foo Fighters and Queens
of the Stone Age?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah you can. That would be Dave Girl.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
All right, Eric, you have used your one and only save.
You got to rely on yourself the rest of the way.
But you only got to answer to more right.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Don't get me shot?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
How many great lakes are there?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
My four? Yeah? Okay, you got it. There you go,
well done, well done, good job. There was a question
mark behind that first five, but you came back constantly.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I think it's I.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Was counting the acronym for it on my hand.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Oh wait, what's the acronym homes?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Oh yeah, oh here on oh oh.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
I always like to remember Lake Superior, el Lake, Michigan,
l Lake here on Elle Lake.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Ow you didn't even hear the last one.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Fine, next question.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Lake Ontario, and then just remember the el's.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
True or false? Eric from Elgin.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
True or false basketball was invented in eighteen ninety one. Yeah,
there we go.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
All right, you're the winner, Eric, Well done, well done,
you are all sat. You are going to see Three
Days Grace and I prevail. They're gonna be over at
All State Arena on Monday, March ninth. And you're also
qualified for that VIP meet and greet upgrade. Hey Marita, Yeah,

(54:00):
there we go.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
But yeah, Eric, who do you planning on taking with
you to this one?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Hopefully my fiance? Oh we went into a concert yet together.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Oh, this will be a great experience for you guys.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
When are you getting married?

Speaker 5 (54:16):
June twenty six? Up next year? Very nice, very nice?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
What's her name? Shout her out real quick, Olivia.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
She doesn't go to a different school, don't she.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
You guys would know her, but Eric, you and Olivia
are all set and we'll be reaching out when we
pull the winner for the Grand Drives Meet and greet,
VIP upgrade for everybody else. Get your tickets to ticketmaster
dot com. Big shout out to Live Nation and c Pride.
It is the Morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five to five.

(54:51):
We are currently ninety five minutes commercial free. This happens
again with Klinger at four. But we've done a lot
of talking today and now we want to make some
room you text.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
You can always text us five ninety five fifty. Text
us throughout the show about things we talk about, and
we love to revisit some of these Wow from the
two one nine. I know it's not the job of
employees or even management, but if each game Stop store
pitched in and hired their own security, then they could
weed out a good chunk of the garbage. These people
are going to bring in. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah, it's the trade in Anything deal that Game Stop's
going on in December sixth. They've got a lot of restrictions,
but they expect pure chaos at each store for a
five dollars credits.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
He goes on and says they might even be able
to show away to some of the people who don't
know what a bar of soap is.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
No, they won't.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
That's their target, all right. From the two one zero,
did Maris have his heart broken by a long neck
ice called beer? Negative? I thought it never broke hert neggative.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Correct, that is a negative, because long neck guys called
beer would.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Never break your heart.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
If I ever.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Net ice cold beer, just gonna chuck it.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
What if you see Lucas Combus, I might shake his
hand because he's clearly got the world wrapped up with
the most basic lyrics I've ever heard in my life.
And if he's that good, I might want to meet him.
Because you guys don't forget about it, and nobody has.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
How could we forget about long?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
You guys are taking up the texter's time with this
right now, I would like to hear from that.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
They probably liked it. Let's go over to the three
three one. Brandon here from minooka my thirty second birthday today,
and I'm waking up to ice cold beer, priceless fast birthday.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Maybe I'm I'm on in the fence about this one.
But enjoy your.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Thirty large mouth best lose.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
My simple lyrics too, which is real easy, keep it up,
let's go, that's the complex about it. We ran outside
to my pickup and found a box up.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Set him a pickup talking drank.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
That beer technically illegal, never wrote.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
We're talking about classics. Toys that would still work today
are things like a slinky, an etch a sketch durious
other things, a remote control car camelto Tim says.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
That's a good option forget about this.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
They were so fun. Oh yeah, let's hear. We got
another one Morning Crew taking it way back. For Christmas,
my brother and I got the Atari nice pitfallen Donkey
Kong Games. We ran around screaming and crying because we
were so happy. That's from Ralphie.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Our lives changed with my parents brought that Xbox for
the first time.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Ralphie didn't he get a bb gun from the eight
four to seven Legos forever? Oh yeah, Legos. That's a
very expensive but well worth that.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I'm a bionical and right and.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Finally, our buddy Bob says, light bright, do y'all like right, Like, yeah,
Grandma had a light bright.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
It's kind of fun. Very artistic.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Yeah, you can always text us anytime. As a matter
of fact, text anybody in the building during the show.
Maybe not the building, go to the studio eight four
four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Eight for four nine five? Hey, c DC, I like
that one.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
If we don't sell you the drama, they give it
to you for free on the morning mosh bit. I'm
rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
That's because we love you well.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah yeah, and also because they put up with us
and they keep signing our paychecks.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
I mean surprisingly, you know what. I love.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Long neck call me. You're just gonna fade this down. Yeah, Hey, hey,
what are we doing today?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Hey? What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I don't know, it's just fun to irritate.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
You're drinking?

Speaker 5 (59:05):
I'm sorry, wait what are we drinking?

Speaker 10 (59:07):
Love gold?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
There to be fair, you asked what are we doing today?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Can we drink something better? Can we drink over here now?
And we are not going to the danger corner place
is haunted, right, it's zone. Let's get like a nice whiskey.
I like that, sip that double meat, Yeah, a double meat.
You know that's something we can sit back, we can

(59:34):
relax some uncle nears, you know, a gentleman. Jack, you're
not listening to I can't reach you, okay, and I
know that's why you're reaching for fireball. But I will
hand you a nice whiskey for.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
You to sip fireball.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Double.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Don't do that to the whiskey. Okay, that's reserve for
whatever beer you want to pick up. Smooth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
There you go, that's fireball discuss just your.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I'm trying. I am actively.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Trying to empty freeze. I got three more days with you,
and I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Thursday Friday, Yeah, Thursday Friday, then Monday. You know after that,
it's just like, you know what, I turned thirty nine.
I'm fine, life is good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
I can walk off into the lake front, call it
a day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
You know what compromise? What's that jigger bombs? Bigger bombs?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Do one right now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Got new haircut?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
My stomach just curdled, like, yeah, I can do oneger
bombs bombs?

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
How about Pink Whitney. You guys ever had that? What
the hell hot top shelf? It's a crappy vodka. Un
I was gonna say it takes like some of her videos.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Oh, speaking of birthdays, Yeah, got shout out our man
packed capone thirty years young as we can see. What
do you call him?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Lewski?

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, it's the most accurate description of love him so much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Send out a smoke signal to our boy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
You know, we talk about being nerdy within this room,
but then you wrap Walt and Pat in there with
all the Disney, the Star Wars, the Marvel love. Pat
comes in here dripped out in some Marvel Disney stuff
every time we see him, and he puts me to shame,
and I love him for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
He's the coolest nerd.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Yes, yes, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
The Walt is also a pretty cool nerd.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Wall comes out here with his drip too. I know,
it's just I would suggest that because it's his birthday,
Pat is the coolest nerd.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Fair.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Yeah, And we'll give him the Crown of the King
and then we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Have the rat terrier Clinger stations have to have pets.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
We're going to find the sasquash for him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah,