September 9, 2025 • 52 mins
On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we kick things off with one of the strangest arrests yet: a man nailed for DUI while cruising around in a child-sized pink Barbie Jeep.
ock News keeps you up to speed with the latest headlines, releases, and tour announcements, while our Wild Story spotlights an unlikely hero nurse who stepped in to save a drunken raccoon.
The Big Talker of the day?
The Chicago Bears leaving the city we break down what that means for fans. Bad News Bears returns with listener reactions, and we wrap things up with a round of Five Things plus Mascot Watch, featuring the heaviest and lightest NFL mascots.
ock News keeps you up to speed with the latest headlines, releases, and tour announcements, while our Wild Story spotlights an unlikely hero nurse who stepped in to save a drunken raccoon.
The Big Talker of the day?
The Chicago Bears leaving the city we break down what that means for fans. Bad News Bears returns with listener reactions, and we wrap things up with a round of Five Things plus Mascot Watch, featuring the heaviest and lightest NFL mascots.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And do we invite your on Rock ninety five to
five that along with the morning mash bit to go
ahead and let your freak off the leash, just for
a little while, just for today.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That sounds dangerous, Michael put it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, you know what I'm making that sound?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh yeah, I do know. Why.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, let me tell you something. If you're listening to
the show today, the first half is going to be phenomenal.
The last half it's all going to fall apart. Oh
way too soon. Okay, what happened?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
There are Bears fans that were Super Bowl ready buying tickets,
buying flights and hotels after that first touchdown, and they
got let down.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm so glad I didn't go to that game. That's
Those are the kind of games I hate to see
and watch and go to the most same. You get
so hyped in the first half and then you're just
like wah wah. Actually, Maria, what was your take on
last next game?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The first half incredible and it got everyone's hopes up.
People were buying super Bowl tickets, they were so in it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then the second half.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, well said, to be fair, to be fair, I
am used to this kind of football game.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You want to know why my brother went to West Point.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh, he graduated in two thousand and eight, so he
was there from two thousand and four to two thousand
and eight. Fun fact, if you look at Armies winning
record during those years, there wasn't one. So I was
just sitting freezing my ass off in either Philly or
Maryland being like, yeah, go Army, Well support troops.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So you're complaining about supporting your troops, that's what I heard.
A good on you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That is definitely what you heard.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
That is a good stance to take, Maria.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Supporting our troops. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You sounded like you didn't appreciate it. Okay, I don't
appreciate the team falling apart halfway through the game.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
This is Morty mosh Pitt. My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's painful. I'm Mares Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We're going to get there today together. We're so sorry
about that.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Lost also comes lost too. Can we can we focus
on the news that is being buried by the.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Bears losing married married.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
The Chicago Bears are committing to Arlington Heights, a mover
of the hell. They want this point and move out
of town. I don't care. Wow, I'm so passed.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh wait, no, we need to discuss that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
We will okay, good within the show. Thank god, this
is a tease. Oh use? So will they be known
as the Arlington Heights Bears. Don't start that. Don't start that.
It doesn't roll off the tongue quite okay, all right,
we're we're going to have it Arlington.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Arlington, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Before we do this break well ahead of schedule. Weather, Yeah, yeah,
I got some for you. Oh wow, you so thrilled.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The depression is real, bru. Like I said, the Cubs
lost yesterday too. Try not to jump off the thirtieth
floor of this building. Please don't. I won't. But man,
you're almost to the playoffs for the Cubs. Oh yeah,
that's going to be a party. Yeah you're a wild
card great?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Great, don't discourage Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
How many wildcard teams ever?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Mike? You if you want to take the leap, buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Now now w c CHI Weather with Michael who likes
moisture readings way too much? Who does you don't want to?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I mean, listen, are moisture readings like Tara readings? But
with your mom?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yes? Well I hate you? Whoa whoa, it's just a question.
It's gonna be nice. It's been damn nice. It's going
to continue to be nice, and we are living it
up right now. Weatherwise, I think we should all consider
this fall and just enjoy it, because once those can
we change it gets cold real fast. Can we just
enjoy the final days of summer? Bro It is going
(04:03):
to be seventy three partly sunny today, Tomorrow partly sunny
seventy seven, Thursday sunny seventy seven, Friday sunny eighty two,
Saturday partly sunny eighty four. My god, this is the time.
This is a good time to be along.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
A good week it is. It's a good walking week.
The six oh six hates to see me coming.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's your sports fan.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's a good week.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
What what did you say? The six o six oh okay,
six six six o six area code here?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It is a walking path, like it was like.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, that's right, you tell me about that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's really cool. It's like elevated, it's got nice little
rubber parts for you to walk on.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's not what I was calling, Maria.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, we know what you were thinking, you pervert.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I missed it. You want to explain, explain the joke.
She said, the six oh six hates to see her coming.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Mikey doesn't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He's never made that happen anyone showing up right, yep,
arriving even.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
He's like, I'm unfamiliar.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm familiar with the writing.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Anyway, you've heard of smooth criminals from Alien at Farm
covering Michael Jackson asking Annie she's okay eight thousand times
even though she's unconscious on the.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Ground, there's blood on the carpet and the windows open.
Critical thinking doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
If she can't hear, then she come on. Yeah, he's
assessing the situation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's like a three times max question. And are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Annie?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Done?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Move on all the cops.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Anyway, that's a smooth criminal. We're discussing stupid criminals. Coming
up on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So day on the morning Moshpit, you have your chance
to win a four pack your tickets to Hubbard hass
October Fest Black Party coming up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
On September twenty seven. This is gonna be a wild
street party Hubbard House. Did I say again again? House?
I like it a house's assume house. That's gonna be fun.
I love October Hubbard House. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know
it feels like all you look at the weather. We're
(06:01):
talking October Fest and the Bears are losing. So that's
oh the Cubs are losing too, so that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well yeah, like mother, like father, you know what this
is ruining? Like fa father, like son, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What you.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Because cubs bears bears.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I have never thought about that that way. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, so they're going to be losing at the same
time because like the little cubs are learning from example.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Damn it? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Not great?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Who's got the stupid criminal? I got it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, that's good, stud Like that's my people.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that's right. Man in Canada, Canada named Casper Lincoln.
That's funny. I was arrested after he was caught driving
through town last weekend. As will happen, A buddy of
mine back in Colorado just got a d U I
the other day. Have you guys ever got a d U?
I no, I mean neither. I should have a number
of times, but I didn't. Now I'm just smarter than that.
(06:51):
But when I was young, I've been tested. Have you
did you get pulled out of the car? I got,
I passed, you passed twice. It was the d it
for you. Yeah, so they're like, we need to test
you still.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh no, the idiots in my car were belligerently drunk
car smeld of Jack Daius.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, you weren't driving a pink Barbie jeep, were you?
Because that's what this Canadian gentleman was doing. They said.
He was pulled over last weekend in a child's size
pink Barbie jeep. He was also wearing aviator glasses for
safety reasons, as he said. Casper claims he was just
being lazy and decided to take the jeep on a
slurpey run while a friend walked next to him. That's hilarious.
(07:32):
He says. He drove on the sidewalk mostly, but did
drive it into the road and that's what got him
in trouble. Oh cop pulled him over. Boo boo noticed
some real violations. Casper had a suspended license. Does your
license matter in a child's pink Barbie jeep? Do you
have to be licensed for that?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's more of a like, hey, you know you're not
supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
On the road at all. He was like, do you
know why I'm driving? This license is suspended.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I can't be driving at all, so drunker.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
He would have stayed on the sidewalk, he would have
been fine, but when he moved into the street, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
His blood alcohol level was over the legal limit. Casper
was arrested. Arrested for DUI because he was on the
road and was prohibited for driving for ninety days in
addition to whatever is happening with the other suspended license situation.
He was not speeding, though, so that's good. Clearly top
speed is five miles an hour. I was going to say,
I can walk faster than that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Barbie Gee, Barbie Jeep. I'm gonna keep junk driving, Barbie Jeep,
well done.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I just don't understand the why he could get a DUI.
I guess like he's technically driving under the influence, but like,
you can't hurt anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He seems frivolous. Okay. The movie City of Angels, we
know this, Yes, Nick Cage, Meg Ryan.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That is what Iris was written for, a movie about
Nick Cage playing an angel and falling in.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Love with Meg Ryan.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Damn, that really became a hit.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It sure did.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Job Google Doll.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Indeed, it's morning Moshpit, I'm rocking ninety five to five
Nike Rock News.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Let's get into it. Yesterday we told you that there
was a big performance that went down with Young Blood,
Stephen Tyler, Joe Perry and Moore Ozzie Tribute at the
MTV VMAs, and now people are coming out and accusing
the Fellas of lip syncing. So Marisa, let's play a
(09:34):
clip and everybody can be the judge for themselves. Sounds
live to me, I don't know. Yeah, it's gonna sound live. Michael, Yeah,
(09:58):
I guess he wouldn't be just singing over a straight track, right,
so they could record it live, so like a sound check.
I watched a full performance getting this clip ready. The
first song, it looks very overproduced by MTV. They're using
all the shots with the mics in front of his
face or not.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You can't see his mouth, but even so, he's moving
away from the microphone before the word's done.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Right. Oh, so, Maria, you would say he is lip syncing.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I would say it looks like that. However, it could
be weird editing.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I think it was overshot that way because MTV is
just used to doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, so like they're like, everybody lip sinks here, this
is how we shoot this. Five you want to sing,
what is this that is interesting? You can check it
out though they covered or they did like a medley,
so they did crazy train changes and mom, I'm coming home.
He check it out. Rock nine five five dot chi
dot com. We took the c cha off and it's
(10:55):
confusing me. You can't still do either way. Rock nine
five five dot com. Geene Someone's is coming out and
talking in a recent podcast about his how he manages
his finances. He says that people always call him cheap.
They say, oh, you're frugal, you're Jewish, You're f and cheap.
And I was like, okay, wow, yikes. So this is
his response. Yeah, that's what he says. This is his
response when somebody says I'm cheap, I say thank you,
(11:17):
I'm smart, bitch. That's what he says. I'll see you
in the end, he said. And revenge for all the
people that had something to say about you, The best
revenge is to have them work for you. That's the
best revenge. Keep your nose to the grindstone, work hard,
work harder, and then work harder than your next door neighbor.
A master fortune, whatever that is, and living well is
the best revenge. I wanted to hate this, but like
(11:39):
I do and I don't. It looks like he's gonna vomit.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I hate that it's coming from Gene Simmons.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I was like, Okay, what else are we going to
rag on him about? And he actually did something that
I'm okay with.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
He worked hard. He made a very succible Semitism that
was terrible. Well he says, uh, well, he's saying that
people have said that to him. I know that's what
I'm saying. That's that's a big old yikes. But also, yeah,
a mass your fortune by working hard, you don't say okay, okay.
And finally, Kelly Osbourne has a smile on her face,
(12:09):
a forty year old daughter of Ozzy Osbourne has let
everyone know that she has taken up falconry quote and
all of my sadness and grief, I found something that
truly makes me happy. And there's lots of videos and
pictures of her out there with a big black glove
on and falcons just flying up and landing on her.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's Kelly Osbourne. She really is a rare.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Bird, that's true. Find out all the rock news at
Rock nine five five or Rock nine five five. Chi
come new music here on Rock ninety five five. That
is bon Jovi. The long name of that is Bonavis Jovius.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
A yes, the song You Give Love a Bad Name
eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. Let us
know what you think about the Bonavis Joviss.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
We heard of them before. We love new music.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Here are they related to Lucas Kommens.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
It's a similar family, but very different. The songs are
a little bit different. I'm not sure if you've heard
of them.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I think I think they're going to be something someday.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, they got a strong future ahead of them, for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know who else has a strong future ahead of them.
This little baby raccoon that got CPR because.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You got drunk and you almost drowned in moonshine.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Awesome, I know, okay, Michael, So the euro giraffe. So
this little little raccoon family, two babies, one mama. They
had fermented beaches. Oh those little rafts millions, ah got
(13:41):
peaches whatever they got drunk off the peaches. But then
the little babies.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Like climbed into a dumpster that was right next to
a moonshine distiller, so there was like moonshine in the
bottom of the dumpster, right and so like these workers
walk upon the mother raccoon whose babies are in the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
So she's freaking out, and they're like, oh, no, there's
like little dumpster raccoon babies and they look inside.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
One baby's like get me out, and so they get
out the baby with a shovel, and there's another one
that's like face down in the moonshine. They're like, oh,
that baby's dead. That's a dead baby raccoon. But then
a nurse was there and she was like.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Not on my medical watch, and she went and she
gave that little raccoon that was face down the moonshine CPR,
like just compressions, rescue breaths.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
She did the thing and it worked.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Raby, this is what she got.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, no, she's good.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Is she good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
She is.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I'm not putting my mouth on it.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
My mental process would tell me that I need to
give a baby raccoon that is clearly wasted on moonshine
and garbage eaten.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
There's to be dying that I need to give it
mouth to mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Grandpa would do work on your mental process and add
a little more empathy in there.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
There's no empathy.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So that she did save the raccoon.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
That was Darwinism. It wasn't no trash panda.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Listen. Darwin got drunk.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh, I'm sure he did.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I hear it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I'm sure he did.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And if there were a dumpster with moonshine in the bottom,
who's to say Darwin wouldn't have drowned there?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Darwin worked shut up. There was clearly one baby raccoon
that was like, nah, you dumb, and the other one
I've been trying to get rid of my brother for
a while.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The Cable of raccoons Jesus Christ. Anyway, So yes, nurse
was able to save it. They gave this baby fluids
to help him sober up. Okay, so cute, kept him overnight,
and then they named him Otis Campbell, after the town
drunk character from the Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's funny, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And also the little Otis raccoon. Are you kidding me?
They're just cats with thumbs and moral ambiguity. I love raccoons.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I was out when you said she gave him CPR,
so that was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, sosscussed surprise prize mayor is princess bride. Hayter also
hates very cute and adorable fluffy animals and wants baby
raccoons to drown in moonshine, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Want to see in a dating profile. I gave a
raccoon CPR. I would never.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Swipe on that at all before it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Marry that man.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
When you have rabies of the mouth, babies, I'm a cold,
so it's not the raccoon time listen after he did that,
I'm not getting rabies of the mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Ranging round. Oh yes, censored rage against the machine on
corporate radio.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That pretty much sums us up on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Very accurate.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah. Anyway, boys, the Bears play.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
The Lions next week? Shucks?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What about the Tigers?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Looking at the schedule? Tigers the Bears happening, Yes, that's
the game in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Let's focus on the news that came down before Monday
night football. This happened right before President and CEO of
the Chicago Bears, Kevin Warren, put out a very specific
letter letting us know the direction that they are looking
to take as far as the next stadium paraphrasing bulleting
because it was a longer letter that was written by
(17:22):
an actual man named Kevin.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, Maria yelling at me.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Mario wrote some letters and me he's sketching a whole
bunch of things, but we're going.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
To tell your shred writing sample, and we proved that.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Kevin said he's looking to build a world class stadium
that requires zero money from the State of Illinois for
his construction and then goes on to say Arlington Heights
is the only site with in Cook County that meets
that standard. It sounds like they are locked and loaded
on getting this done and he's looking to get construction
(17:56):
started as soon as he can.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Fine. I hate that it's not going to be on
the waterfront, at the lakefront.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's going to say what are our thoughts on this?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
As a non Bears fan, I'm fine with it because
it's going to give you the infrastructure around the stadium
nice once. Once Arlington Heights is able to get all
the construction done to get the roads the way that
they need to be to get the CCA, the buses,
the trains, get all of that up to speed. It's
(18:26):
going to be a chef's kiss venue where every got
everybody's going to be like, why didn't we do this
in the city, and you can't there's no space to do.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
What about just knocking the stadium down and doing it
in the.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Spot the state that's what they were talking about, and
moving it north. But you're going to still have the
same problems where you have that clog where you're walking.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You're still gonna get one entire side of the stadium's
mess because you got water, yes, right, Like you're not
building on the water. You can't do anything on the
east side.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It's just to Tailgating opportunities are going to skyrocket out
in Arlington Heights.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
You're also going to have bar opportunities.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
You're going to have more hotels within a shorter walking
distance than what you have at Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Do you think this brings property values in our LinkedIn
Heights up? I'm going to buy a condo in Arlington
High the same thing hold son of a bit but
hopefully not done. Yeah. But also at the same time,
I do wish it was an open air stadium.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, I understand getting the super Bowl, the Final four, WrestleMania.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's not retractable. It's going to be closed. The plan
is it's going to be closed.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
And I would love for them to do what the
Buffalo Bills are doing where they have the covered sound,
acoustically built stadium that's built for cold weather and being outside.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's the only thing I'm going to miss and that's.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
My only bright Yeah, and it is good for Bears
to be free range.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
This year also the final years to This is the
year to finalize stadium plans if they want to be
in the bid for super Bowl in twenty thirty one,
too correct, So they're trying to get these plans locked
down so they're in the running for that.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What happens to Soldier Field, I'd imagine.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It'll stay there. I believe it'll become a venue.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, they're going to do more concerts, They're going to
do more college football games there, and about that, they're
going to do probably more high school football games there
that are on top tier. They're going to find ways
to utilize it because it's too good of a property.
But eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty,
we do want to hear from you on what your
thoughts are about this potential move to Arlington.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I can't wait until we host a thirst today live
at Soldier Fields packed yep, and we'll be sold out.
They don't want to do drunk karaoke with us.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
All right, we'll get in the Bad News Bears next
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. Ooh, you could
win some Octoberfest tickets coming up next hour. Fund to
the head, So get your query brain working and you
can answer some fun questions. We are the Morning marsh bit.
I'm Michaels, I'm Maria Palmer. And when the corporate chills
(20:57):
came to me and they said I didn't need to
put a new SEGT in the show, I protested it
because I said, no, we don't want to bring down
the room. And have you read those headlines the worst
things you've ever heard? And they were like, just put
a positive spin on that, and I was like, Okay,
I'll just do that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Any extra money or creative help, no, of course not.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
So you get what you pay for.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
This is bad news there. Police say, man.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Killed retired Auburn University professor at a public park.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And don't get bad grades.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Man charged in fatal beating under overpass.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Talk out an over under?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Who's that stumping on my bridge?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Control toal.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Man crushed to death after brick wall collapses. That's why
you always stick with a brick.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
House, house, housa, even housa.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How's about that police report finding syringes.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Taped to toilets?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Oh my god, I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's an inherently bad thing. What's in the syringes? We
might have a good time.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Uh, blast off, when you blast off? All of this
is just bad news.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
The things I don't want in my butt.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Plug coming up?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
No, what do you want? Like syringes like that? It's terrified.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You don't even know it's in the syringes.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I know, but you can't just categorically say no to
a butt syringe when you don't know what's in the
butt syringe.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, it's hands, or just say it so I can
give you a bell, Just say it so I can
hit the bell. Join it.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, you have thirty seconds left here, it's fine, but
you still have twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I wouldn't if you just listened to that, Damn John
and the other thing that I wanted to do, that
you knew that I wanted to do. That would have
made that break so satisfying to listen to. But just
take as a no, dear listener, jop that down. Maris
doesn't want you to have a good time.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I never said that. Now here's five or so things
with Maris. Why does he always drop his bands doing
this part of the show? I find it discomforting.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I find it hypocritical given your words for Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
He's Winny of the pooing. Right now here we go
with five things.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
The husband of the woman in the midst of the
Coldplay kiss cam scandal has spoken.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Out husband of the woman. Okay, got it?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yes, he said we were privately and amicably separated several
weeks before the Coldplay concert.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Sounds like good coming, okay, And he's hoping IM going
to defend the cheating.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
He's hoping that this statement would clarify a few things.
But hey, man, your wife's still in the middle of
a pretty huge cheating scandal there.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But honestly, kudos to him.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's a very nice thing of him to do, given
that even though they're in the process of separation, they're
still technically married and that's still kind of humiliating for him.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh, very on all parties, so kind of him. Even
more humiliating. Kalamazoo is dealing with as sewage overflow. Five
hundred gallons of sewage has been overflowing into the residential
area and this is the third time it's happened since
twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Hey, Kalamazoo, fix the sewage problem.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Calaba poo good, Yes, Okay, that's all.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
If you're traveling with your electronic toothbrush, be careful where
you pack it.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
You will want to carry it in a carry on.
Stop it my cord, So tell me where I got
to put it, because I might be doing this wrong.
In your carry on unbagged.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
If it's a lithium battery, it belongs in your carry on.
If you have UTAN powered I'm aware, Just put him
in your carrier, all right, don't pack. Cleveland Brown saw
a marriage before their season opener. Charles Brown, Spider Bevil
(25:24):
Junior and Desiree First Lady Wheeler stood in front of
one hundred Brown fans and a little bit of rain.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
But they did get married.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So it's the best thing to happen at the Browns
game outside of the dildo that was thrown onto the
field and.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
They lost you. Yeah. And then a driver driving a
Formula one car around the Czech Republic. It's finally been
caught after six years.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Going by the street name Phantom, he's been avoiding the
cops and as he's been eluding them so long, it
took several cop cars and a helicopter to a corner
of the man at his home where he was arrested.
He emerged from the car with his helmet and was
in full race gear. Six years, six years. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'm glad he finally got checked.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
What's the check by checkered flag Czech Republic? Oh yeah,
all right, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
The tension span between the two of you, he won't
be able to get behind the wheel of any car
or he'll face very hefty fine.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yep, He'll be in one of those little pink Barbie
kids Barbie Jeep.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm gonna keep drunk driving in my pink Barbie jeep nerd.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
News is snacks, okay, Alerding, It's time to dark out.
Dork we shall dork, we shall the cool kids. I
like this music. Do you not remember this one? Michael?
It sounds really familiar. It's from Ninja Wrap, from the
iconic poet Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Go nantuck oh, nanchuk o go nan jug.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh nan jun go goy I remember, thank you for
reliving this with me.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Now, as many of you might know, you shouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Ninja Turtles, the original live action movie, came back in
theaters in August, and you probably going, Marris, why didn't
I hear about you going to said movie? Because I
didn't go. Made a major mistake. It had very limited
screenings and it wasn't timing out perfectly for me. So
when they said hold on, sorry, go ninchuck nan go
(27:37):
nindo go, don go, don't go, Michael, get the gun ning, okay,
lear When they announced because this went so well the
first round of replaying in theaters the original Ninja Turtles movie.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
They told us Ninja Turtles too, Secrets of the Ooze
will be back in theaters on March twenty six or
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I got some secrets on the Ooze use the comic emotion,
so yeah, secret of these.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
We got a Secret of the Oz secret Who's in
the Eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
So, Michael, you remember these movies?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Of course I love them, do you remember the very
big difference between one and two No of an alls. Well,
obviously the first one was very serious. It's a very serious.
Realize how many toys they could sell. So they softened
up the Ninja turtles in all forms. Its very funny,
much more funny, more fun They.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Soften the needle titles. What's the point of the the.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
More title more title talk?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Hey hey, but yes, hey, don't provoke me.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
No official date on when Secrets of the Ooze will
be back in theaters, But I do like this. I
like seeing older movies coming back in theaters for sir
joy as adults for sure.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
He follow up.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Of the Wow Wow and now Fun to the Head. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with George? Morning?
Speaker 8 (29:30):
How you guys doing.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And I'm eating Michael's Mom's talking to me Tuesday to
look it Thursday. But George is a man with a plan.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I love Tuesdays. You don't what do you mean.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
To tequila? Maria?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
No, no, but George. Welcome to Fun to the Head.
This is a lovely trivia game where you answer questions.
We get shot with nerve darts and you can use
one of us for a save when you take us hostage,
and you got to decide who do you want to
take hostage?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Oh I think I'm gonna take Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I mean, it's not a great first impression, George. But
that's fine. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
And hey, George, I need you to know that when
you are freaking out about not getting an answer, correct,
you get one save.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, just before we start this.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Okay, all right, that's where you ask Maria for the
answer and.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I will give you the answer one time if you
know it.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, okay, all right, here we go with the question.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Keep me safe, George, Michael, you get today?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm excited. What calm those kids down? What Japanese sport
involves wrestlers trying to push each other out of a ring?
Good job, George, I feel safe, George. Well done. Let's
(31:06):
see how he still has.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
What are your feelings towards jungles? Yeah, you're just going
They literally both nipples.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Trible. The headlights are on. What is the name of
their traditional German beer festival held in Munich?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
Okay, that's not your thing.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
One more question, George, and you got the October house
tickets baby. Yeah, what is the longest river in Africa?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
That will be the river?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Wow, look at you got it, buddy. You're a teacher.
Where do you teach at? I'm a free school teachers
last and rust here Schanberg. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're a pre
school teacher. Are the kids behind you right now? Are
those your students?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Maybe? Maybe not amazing that this is on at the
pre school. I feel so horrible, love you guys. Think
this take well before now? My last placed on the
waiters to get to school. I'm going home. That's so
not everyone. I'm fired.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Also, just a disclaimer, we are not responsible for any
therapy because that may come.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
In the future.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Well, George, you're all set.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You got a four pack of tickets to Hubbard hass
October block party octobert Hubbard.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
What its spelled?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That wrong?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
It really messing you up.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
It's Hubbard wrong, it's spilled Germans.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You're you're the best, George.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
You want to go with me?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Are the kids coming?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That was.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
You went from both my nipples to my damn. I'm
so sorry about that. Last wee.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Well done George. For everybody else different, thank you George.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
For everyone else that wants to go to Hubbard House
October Fest block party, head on over to Hubbard House
Chicago dot com and use code iHeart for ten percent off.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Anti Ac DC, I DK my bff Jill. It's morning
mush Bit on Rock ninety five to five. We're just
gonna go through all of the letters as we should.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Mikey.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
A group of smash and grab robbers broke through the
windows of a Rolex store on the mag Mile Friday afternoon,
snatching watches on display before leading police on a chase
through the South Side. I think this is a wild
thing to do because it was right in the middle
of the day. Yeah, Like, if I might go rob
the Rolex store, I'm waiting told it tonight. I need
the cover.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Actually, think about it. If you rob during the day,
there's a whole bunch of other people around.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That's true. Yeah, well a bunch of people around. But no,
depending on how busy it is, you'll be able to
blend in well until you start smashing the window with
a hammer. If you don't carry that hammer with you, Michael,
how do you do it? Mers? No. Chicago police were
(35:01):
notified when a group of men and ski masks jumped
out of a car and smashed the windows out of
the Rolex store. I think the hammers the issue for me.
The hammer in the daytime. I think you could do
this much more efficiently. First of all, do it at night.
Use guns to break the windows, so you shoot through
the front window and the glass case because they got
the front windows open. Find but it was those glass cases,
(35:21):
which I think are pretty protected, that they were just
hacking and hacking and hacking on them. Like dude, it's
taken too long. Where I was at home. I saw
it on the news.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's just such a it's such a tragic crime.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Because dynamite would work too. You blow the whole front
window outy hack me?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Well, all right, because just everyone's a victim. You know,
how will these poor Rolex employees be able to put
food on the table for their families now that those
watches and that product is gone? And then how will
those poor thieves and robbers be able to steal food
for their families with these Rolex watches?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
You lose it.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
It's almost like there's not really a victim here.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And the average price of a Rolex seventy thousand, dollars.
Say what the average price seven thousand dollars. Some are
all the way down to seven, but some are all
the way up to half a million dollars. So when
they average it all out, that's wow, seventy grand fotauch.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
It's worth it, because otherwise how can you find the time.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
You could just go inside and put a gun to
someone's head to and go open the case.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I mean, you have your psychopath, but what.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
You would have to do is you'd have to actually
take someone out because then everybody would listen correct again,
and I'm like, where were you when this went down?
I don't know. I just like it to hey, four
four five fifty, if you were to rob the rolex,
could you do it?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Then confess to us don't do it?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
You gotta do. I'm just interested in tactic.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I like that You're like, they did a good job
this smash and grab, pash and grab by the way.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Coincidentally, your mom's favorite move.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay, that's a heist. Let's day in ninety five minutes commercial.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
It is the morning mash bit and we are ninety
five minutes commercial free because we love you and that's
why we do it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
I like as a friend, Michael and I love you, Yeah,
we love you. Yes. According to a report by DraftKings,
the New York Jets have the heaviest mascot in the
NFL because a literal jet weighs one hundred and ten
thousand pounds. The Jets, we're fat shaming all mascots today.
You know who else is a pig? The Giants and
(37:39):
the Titans and the American Bison, I mean the Buffalo bill.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe the Jets should purge their carry on ware.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Coming in at number six heaviest the horse, which would
be the Denver Broncos. The Grizzly Bears.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Are in there.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Wait, what bears are lighter than horses?
Speaker 6 (37:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
No, that's what it's saying here, That's what it's trying
to say. Maybe this is a big Bronco horse or something.
I don't know how I like to.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Fight about bears and the technicalities there alone. So yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and look this up.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Can you guys guess the lightest team run through your
I know, the index cards in your head are flipping
real quick. This is kind of a trick question. Is
it the Niners? No, but they're down there that says human.
It's an La team La. Yeah, Chargers because a lightning
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bolts nothing, Cardinals after that, raven falcons, Osprey's for the Seahawks,
bald eagle for the Eagles. Elf they say, for the Browns. Yes,
Brownie is that an elf? I had no idea that's
what the Browns were, nade No.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Then after the founder brown oh gotcha, and then they
have an elf named Brownie.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
And then they also have a bulldog. Okay, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Okay, So like horses bears.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Oh, here we goes books.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Come on, there's a real big circle in the Venn
diagram of overlap there. Okay, but horses do seem to
have the edge a little bit. Their average is nine
hundred to two thousand pounds. Grizzly the average is between
four to one hundred three pounds.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
So you know what comes in right after the bear
are the dolphins. I want you to phrase that better. Okay,
got that blow hole indeed, bottle nose. And then the
tiger after the dolphin, tigers after the dolphins, and then
after the tigers is somebody we don't even need to mention.
Then it goes to sheep, jaguars, panthers. Tigers are bigger
than the lion's right.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
In there at some point to tiger weight, I like
the steelers.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It says human two hundred pounds heavier human made packers
human two hundred pounds. I would bear to say a
packer'd be closer to three hundred yes of cheese and fence,
Green Bay beer, cheese and sausage, Like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Okay, but Bengal tigers get up to five hundred and
eighty pounds books, But dolphins, like the heaviest one is
four hundred and forty two. Although technically an orca is
a version of a dolphin. They're saying twenty two thousand
pounds work and it wins.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
But it's not the Miami orcas. No, okay, the Miami dolphins.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Before Maria Zoo books tells us any more about the
animal life out there. Let's what's more music for you?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Or zoo pals? Those are the plates that looks like animals.
Maybe eating fun? You know who makes eating fun?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Eating Front Now Michael's bamp Hey more.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Music just ten years off from Nice Smashing Pumpkins nineteen
seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, I see what you did on the morning mosh pit. Anyway, boys,
what are we doing?
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Thank god? Dark day in sports yesterday for Chicago.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Oh was it here? You know what, Marys, you can
turn on about that. I actually have music for this.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Cubs lost Bears. All right, let's get into it. The
Bears fell to the Minnesota Vikings. I can't believe I
stayed up twenty seven to twenty four last night. A
dramatic season opener at Soldier Field. Rookie quarterback JJ McCarthy,
in his first career start overcame a third quarter picked
six to lead a stunning twenty one point fourth quarter comeback.
(41:39):
I will say Caleb looked good, look great, and the
first half ye looked like last year Caleb. In the
second half, I don't know what happened with the halftime adjustments.
Vikings were ready.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
I think in the strangest way possible, that picked six
that JJ threw helped him.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
He just made him focus, Yeah, made him dial in.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
And then I think the Bears got a little lax
of daysical because they thought they were about the role.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah. The Bears had the rushing touchdown at the beginning
for Caleb finished with two hundred and ten passing yards,
one passing touchdown, and fifty eight rushing yards. And that's that.
The Cubs lost to the Braves. Well, that's fine. And
the White Sox did not play yesterday. Wait to go
White Sox. Yeah, yeah, our own team one yesterday a year,
don't play, that's right. A White Sox playing Tampa Bay
tonight at game time six forty and Cubs are in
(42:25):
Atlanta against the Braves game time six fifteen.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Marie, was a big sports day. I don't want to
seclude you from any of your takes that you might stop.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Seclude me or exclude me that don't be lacks of
daisical with your.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Clutingcluding rough days for the rough day for the Bears
and their Cubs yesterday.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Did you have a did you have a question for we?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, I was just going to say you're going to
get cluded today. I might just sounded weird from who
Did you have a sports take that you wanted to
provide us with today?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I think you guys really covered it all, unlike unlike
the field at the Soldier Field, you guys really covered
it all.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, we didn't mention the grass. Yeah that was horrible.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
That was the issue.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Still still worth it to see my chemical romance and
the oasis and system of a down.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
You know what they say, the grass Greeners in Arlington Heights.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Oh yeah, I mean got sports too. By the way,
official announcement before the game yesterday that the Bears are
officially moving it to Arlington Knights.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, so suck it. That was a really good sports reference.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I was very good and I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Tables have turned.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
A song about Taylor Hawkins and trying to move on
from that passing for the band. But the thing that
we need to get out from under. On Rock ninety
five five's Morning mosh bit is the Threat of the
robots in the Inevitable Human versus Robots wa News.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
From the front of the inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And we have a special guests in studio today for
the Human versus Robot.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
War, Walt heysh Bit. How's it going.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Well, it's very tense right now. We're in the midst
of an inevitable human resus robot war.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Tell me about it. I witnessed it first hand over
the w from the front.
Speaker 10 (44:15):
It is.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's not looking good for us.
Speaker 9 (44:19):
I was in the Miami Airport at a restaurant, just
watching the people go by with their luggage. And this
woman in Miami, they've got these robot controlled wheelchairs that
they just drive on their own. They go to their
destination and if something gets in their way, they stop
and wait for that blockage to move, and then they
(44:41):
carry on and it's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
It works.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
Don't have to have the people pushing them. However, they're robots.
And so I'm sitting there eating my food at this restaurant,
I just look up. I'm watching this woman come by.
She's in one of these. She's got her luggage stacked
up on the cart behind her, and she's coming along
and here comes another cart with nobody in it, another wheelchair.
It's rogue, and it drives right in to the cart
(45:05):
with the woman.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
And she's like a bam. It hits her.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Her luggage falls off. She clears the cart away from her,
so the thing just takes off and keeps going because
there's nothing in it's past. Her luggage is back there,
and now all the people are looking stun They're going like, wait,
come back.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
She can't steer it. There's nobody. It's just ticking off
a robot wheelchair. She was again.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
The good Samaritans did pick up her luggage, ran after
the wheelchair to give it back to her. But it's
just like one of those where like, yeah, this isn't
going so well. Yeah, it's not fool proof yet, and
that's how.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
They get you.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh no, I mean we try to send our troops
off to battle.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Guess where they're putting their weapons right and back with
their cart so that they can just carry with them.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Oh look out, weapons fell off the cart. Now the
troops are going to the battle empty handed. The robots
have the weapons. That's how they would be in here,
brothers robot war.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
We're the youth of the nation lost a little bit
of our luster. It's morning mosh bit on rock ninety
five five. We're miture.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
We're mature, mature medure anyway, Mikey what speaking of maturity,
give us some texts.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh, it's text on you. Hey four four ninety five
fifty you can always text us height four four nine
five five.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
He haw he haw, whoopy whoopy boo.
Speaker 8 (46:33):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Let's go over to Joe. Joe's got a text in
at seven to fifty nine am. He says, I'm sensing
a hint of hypocrisy. Maria is angry at your outright
dismissal of the Princess Bride. Yet craps all over the
teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Thank you, Joe, what I don't
crap of it?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I love the mean age to needle titles.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
There is a gun.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Why is that crapping?
Speaker 3 (46:55):
It's one sided. She doesn't see what she does it?
Joe says, can we all just get along?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, Joe, we're getting along right now. I love the
needle teedles, which isn't real?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Write that down, which isn't real? From the two one nine.
Speaking of ooz oh, j if they're bringing back the
original Ninja Turtle movies, they should seriously consider bringing back
the original Power Rangers movies for us nineties kids. I'm
not talking about nineties babies. I'm talking about born in
the eighties, raised in the nineties. Yes, this is for us.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yes, I love Power Rangers.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Power Rangers movie. There's a slew of movies from our
childhood that they just need to bring back so that
we can re experience them in the theater.
Speaker 8 (47:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Buddy from the six three. Oh Fible goes West would
be great.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh yeah, we got you not be high.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Iconic song.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, I know. And I was seeing another one too,
under the Scott Moon Sky or something.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Thank you. That's what I was looking was a smash
appreciated wild Card.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
I just did another song from the same movie.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It was on topic, all right, Charlie Michael talk from
the six to three. Oh, good morning, Please don't sit
on any syringes today. Why what was that about?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
There was Yeah, they were the cops in bad news.
Bears police say that people have been taping syringes to
toilet seeds.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yikes. Yeah, scary, cheerful from the sixth three. Yeah, it's
such a disappointing thing.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
They're like, oh, got to go to the hospital, especially
if there's not drugs in the syringe and you got
poked for nothing.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Good morning, marsh bit Maria Marris and I suppose Michael, Hey,
I hope you guys are having an amazing Tuesday. Thanks
from the A one five. I think Mary should have
gone to Demon Slayer last night instead of watching the
Bears opener. Yeah, clearly, Yeah, that's that hurts. Yeah, that's
the one too much that's for dear empathy. I appreciate
(48:59):
it and find them and finally, and finally, oh, the
remix from the two one Night Young Blood was definitely
not lip syncing at the MTV v m A performance.
He is too authentic to lip sync, especially for his
idle Aussie. He was absolutely singing, Okay, sure, yeah, we're
(49:20):
going around. We also came to literally no conclusion about that,
so yeah, it appears that they shot it in the
way of a lip syncer and he could have been
singing in real life. And you can see the video
yourself at rocktnine five five dot com. You can always
text us eight four four ninety five fifty and in
case you missed it eight four four nine five Ooh,
(49:44):
I puckered. Riot Fest next week? Heyday, is it really
next week? I guess it's like a week and a
half or so. But yeah, it's gonna be a party.
I'm not okay, Green Day gonna close everything out, blink
on eighty two, wheez are the Beach Boys, freaking handsome,
weird awl like what and and every other rock band
and alternative artists that you would love to see. It's
(50:04):
just going to be so much fun. We're so excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Just being surrounded by a fellow punks and emo kids kids,
I felt it home. Our people are nerds, A lot
of nerds there too. We love it. Also beer.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Also, you're marrying someone. Wait a minute, what's called a
priest ordained? You're ordained?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I am ordained. I do call myself pastor Palmer. I'm
also ordained and or a priestess Palmer.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Really yeah, I like priestess better. Yeah, he's got a
nice little ring to it. I like father, I've been detained,
not doing that.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
How about daddy, That's that's.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Just weird, father, Maris g I saw tickets are just
about sold out, though. I saw a thing yesterday from
them on social media. It said basically, if you want
to go to rite Fest, you have to get a
ticket now, and you probably get them second hand, but
i'd imagine they're going to be way more expensive. Not
at all. It's been two years since I've been right,
(51:02):
and I'm excited to You didn't go last year? No,
I was. I just got back from Zanza, That's what
it was.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, you and I were bonding, that's right, Oh boy,
oh boy boy?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Didn't we Oh yeah, you did we see Taking Back Sunday?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Was there? Yeph was closing that night?
Speaker 3 (51:21):
I think, yeah, yeah, Oh it was a lineup I
really missed.
Speaker 8 (51:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
I saw Cypress Hill that day. I was walking like
between stages, so I'd like, see Cypress hold for two songs,
walk over to another stage, see somebody else.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That was my first riote fest really.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, it's amazing. What a cool festival, so.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Good and my favorite one.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I'm surprised at how much more I like it than
La La Plooza.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
O favorite festival. I thought you meant your favorite riot.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Last year is my favorite one so far. Favorite yay
one and done.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Indeed, gentlemen, tomorrow is home day. We're going to hump
our way to holiday. No hum to hump day. Then
we'll hump through hump day home.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Don't do that breaking God's laws.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
You could find.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Really that's what you want to go with, That's what
you're gonna stick with. Where did divorce it with that?
Speaker 3 (52:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, I'm not great.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
But in my defense, if I did it through the
spiritual channels, my marriage could absolutely be annulled according to
God's laws. Think, oh, if I wanted to do it
that way, I don't know if the state would annull it,
but God would.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Okay, I could do it through the Pope hopes from Chicago.
He'd let me.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
All right, let's get out of here so Michael could
go to because I don't want to smell it. If
you left one loose, it's going to change his diaper
ten seconds. So I'm running for the door, and we'll
see you tomorrow.
And do we invite your on Rock ninety five to
five that along with the morning mash bit to go
ahead and let your freak off the leash, just for
a little while, just for today.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That sounds dangerous, Michael put it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, you know what I'm making that sound?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh yeah, I do know. Why.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, let me tell you something. If you're listening to
the show today, the first half is going to be phenomenal.
The last half it's all going to fall apart. Oh
way too soon. Okay, what happened?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
There are Bears fans that were Super Bowl ready buying tickets,
buying flights and hotels after that first touchdown, and they
got let down.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm so glad I didn't go to that game. That's
Those are the kind of games I hate to see
and watch and go to the most same. You get
so hyped in the first half and then you're just
like wah wah. Actually, Maria, what was your take on
last next game?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The first half incredible and it got everyone's hopes up.
People were buying super Bowl tickets, they were so in it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then the second half.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, well said, to be fair, to be fair, I
am used to this kind of football game.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You want to know why my brother went to West Point.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh, he graduated in two thousand and eight, so he
was there from two thousand and four to two thousand
and eight. Fun fact, if you look at Armies winning
record during those years, there wasn't one. So I was
just sitting freezing my ass off in either Philly or
Maryland being like, yeah, go Army, Well support troops.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So you're complaining about supporting your troops, that's what I heard.
A good on you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That is definitely what you heard.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
That is a good stance to take, Maria.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Supporting our troops. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You sounded like you didn't appreciate it. Okay, I don't
appreciate the team falling apart halfway through the game.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
This is Morty mosh Pitt. My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's painful. I'm Mares Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We're going to get there today together. We're so sorry
about that.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Lost also comes lost too. Can we can we focus
on the news that is being buried by the.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Bears losing married married.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
The Chicago Bears are committing to Arlington Heights, a mover
of the hell. They want this point and move out
of town. I don't care. Wow, I'm so passed.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh wait, no, we need to discuss that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
We will okay, good within the show. Thank god, this
is a tease. Oh use? So will they be known
as the Arlington Heights Bears. Don't start that. Don't start that.
It doesn't roll off the tongue quite okay, all right,
we're we're going to have it Arlington.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Arlington, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Before we do this break well ahead of schedule. Weather, Yeah, yeah,
I got some for you. Oh wow, you so thrilled.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The depression is real, bru. Like I said, the Cubs
lost yesterday too. Try not to jump off the thirtieth
floor of this building. Please don't. I won't. But man,
you're almost to the playoffs for the Cubs. Oh yeah,
that's going to be a party. Yeah you're a wild
card great?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Great, don't discourage Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
How many wildcard teams ever?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Mike? You if you want to take the leap, buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Now now w c CHI Weather with Michael who likes
moisture readings way too much? Who does you don't want to?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I mean, listen, are moisture readings like Tara readings? But
with your mom?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yes? Well I hate you? Whoa whoa, it's just a question.
It's gonna be nice. It's been damn nice. It's going
to continue to be nice, and we are living it
up right now. Weatherwise, I think we should all consider
this fall and just enjoy it, because once those can
we change it gets cold real fast. Can we just
enjoy the final days of summer? Bro It is going
(04:03):
to be seventy three partly sunny today, Tomorrow partly sunny
seventy seven, Thursday sunny seventy seven, Friday sunny eighty two,
Saturday partly sunny eighty four. My god, this is the time.
This is a good time to be along.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
A good week it is. It's a good walking week.
The six oh six hates to see me coming.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's your sports fan.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's a good week.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
What what did you say? The six o six oh okay,
six six six o six area code here?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It is a walking path, like it was like.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, that's right, you tell me about that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's really cool. It's like elevated, it's got nice little
rubber parts for you to walk on.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's not what I was calling, Maria.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, we know what you were thinking, you pervert.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I missed it. You want to explain, explain the joke.
She said, the six oh six hates to see her coming.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Mikey doesn't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He's never made that happen anyone showing up right, yep,
arriving even.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
He's like, I'm unfamiliar.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm familiar with the writing.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Anyway, you've heard of smooth criminals from Alien at Farm
covering Michael Jackson asking Annie she's okay eight thousand times
even though she's unconscious on the.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Ground, there's blood on the carpet and the windows open.
Critical thinking doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
If she can't hear, then she come on. Yeah, he's
assessing the situation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's like a three times max question. And are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Annie?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Done?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Move on all the cops.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Anyway, that's a smooth criminal. We're discussing stupid criminals. Coming
up on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So day on the morning Moshpit, you have your chance
to win a four pack your tickets to Hubbard hass
October Fest Black Party coming up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
On September twenty seven. This is gonna be a wild
street party Hubbard House. Did I say again again? House?
I like it a house's assume house. That's gonna be fun.
I love October Hubbard House. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know
it feels like all you look at the weather. We're
(06:01):
talking October Fest and the Bears are losing. So that's
oh the Cubs are losing too, so that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well yeah, like mother, like father, you know what this
is ruining? Like fa father, like son, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What you.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Because cubs bears bears.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I have never thought about that that way. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, so they're going to be losing at the same
time because like the little cubs are learning from example.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Damn it? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Not great?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Who's got the stupid criminal? I got it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, that's good, stud Like that's my people.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that's right. Man in Canada, Canada named Casper Lincoln.
That's funny. I was arrested after he was caught driving
through town last weekend. As will happen, A buddy of
mine back in Colorado just got a d U I
the other day. Have you guys ever got a d U?
I no, I mean neither. I should have a number
of times, but I didn't. Now I'm just smarter than that.
(06:51):
But when I was young, I've been tested. Have you
did you get pulled out of the car? I got,
I passed, you passed twice. It was the d it
for you. Yeah, so they're like, we need to test
you still.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh no, the idiots in my car were belligerently drunk
car smeld of Jack Daius.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, you weren't driving a pink Barbie jeep, were you?
Because that's what this Canadian gentleman was doing. They said.
He was pulled over last weekend in a child's size
pink Barbie jeep. He was also wearing aviator glasses for
safety reasons, as he said. Casper claims he was just
being lazy and decided to take the jeep on a
slurpey run while a friend walked next to him. That's hilarious.
(07:32):
He says. He drove on the sidewalk mostly, but did
drive it into the road and that's what got him
in trouble. Oh cop pulled him over. Boo boo noticed
some real violations. Casper had a suspended license. Does your
license matter in a child's pink Barbie jeep? Do you
have to be licensed for that?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's more of a like, hey, you know you're not
supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
On the road at all. He was like, do you
know why I'm driving? This license is suspended.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I can't be driving at all, so drunker.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
He would have stayed on the sidewalk, he would have
been fine, but when he moved into the street, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
His blood alcohol level was over the legal limit. Casper
was arrested. Arrested for DUI because he was on the
road and was prohibited for driving for ninety days in
addition to whatever is happening with the other suspended license situation.
He was not speeding, though, so that's good. Clearly top
speed is five miles an hour. I was going to say,
I can walk faster than that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Barbie Gee, Barbie Jeep. I'm gonna keep junk driving, Barbie Jeep,
well done.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I just don't understand the why he could get a DUI.
I guess like he's technically driving under the influence, but like,
you can't hurt anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He seems frivolous. Okay. The movie City of Angels, we
know this, Yes, Nick Cage, Meg Ryan.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That is what Iris was written for, a movie about
Nick Cage playing an angel and falling in.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Love with Meg Ryan.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Damn, that really became a hit.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It sure did.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Job Google Doll.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Indeed, it's morning Moshpit, I'm rocking ninety five to five
Nike Rock News.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Let's get into it. Yesterday we told you that there
was a big performance that went down with Young Blood,
Stephen Tyler, Joe Perry and Moore Ozzie Tribute at the
MTV VMAs, and now people are coming out and accusing
the Fellas of lip syncing. So Marisa, let's play a
(09:34):
clip and everybody can be the judge for themselves. Sounds
live to me, I don't know. Yeah, it's gonna sound live. Michael, Yeah,
(09:58):
I guess he wouldn't be just singing over a straight track, right,
so they could record it live, so like a sound check.
I watched a full performance getting this clip ready. The
first song, it looks very overproduced by MTV. They're using
all the shots with the mics in front of his
face or not.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You can't see his mouth, but even so, he's moving
away from the microphone before the word's done.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Right. Oh, so, Maria, you would say he is lip syncing.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I would say it looks like that. However, it could
be weird editing.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I think it was overshot that way because MTV is
just used to doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, so like they're like, everybody lip sinks here, this
is how we shoot this. Five you want to sing,
what is this that is interesting? You can check it
out though they covered or they did like a medley,
so they did crazy train changes and mom, I'm coming home.
He check it out. Rock nine five five dot chi
dot com. We took the c cha off and it's
(10:55):
confusing me. You can't still do either way. Rock nine
five five dot com. Geene Someone's is coming out and
talking in a recent podcast about his how he manages
his finances. He says that people always call him cheap.
They say, oh, you're frugal, you're Jewish, You're f and cheap.
And I was like, okay, wow, yikes. So this is
his response. Yeah, that's what he says. This is his
response when somebody says I'm cheap, I say thank you,
(11:17):
I'm smart, bitch. That's what he says. I'll see you
in the end, he said. And revenge for all the
people that had something to say about you, The best
revenge is to have them work for you. That's the
best revenge. Keep your nose to the grindstone, work hard,
work harder, and then work harder than your next door neighbor.
A master fortune, whatever that is, and living well is
the best revenge. I wanted to hate this, but like
(11:39):
I do and I don't. It looks like he's gonna vomit.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I hate that it's coming from Gene Simmons.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I was like, Okay, what else are we going to
rag on him about? And he actually did something that
I'm okay with.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
He worked hard. He made a very succible Semitism that
was terrible. Well he says, uh, well, he's saying that
people have said that to him. I know that's what
I'm saying. That's that's a big old yikes. But also, yeah,
a mass your fortune by working hard, you don't say okay, okay.
And finally, Kelly Osbourne has a smile on her face,
(12:09):
a forty year old daughter of Ozzy Osbourne has let
everyone know that she has taken up falconry quote and
all of my sadness and grief, I found something that
truly makes me happy. And there's lots of videos and
pictures of her out there with a big black glove
on and falcons just flying up and landing on her.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's Kelly Osbourne. She really is a rare.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Bird, that's true. Find out all the rock news at
Rock nine five five or Rock nine five five. Chi
come new music here on Rock ninety five five. That
is bon Jovi. The long name of that is Bonavis Jovius.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
A yes, the song You Give Love a Bad Name
eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. Let us
know what you think about the Bonavis Joviss.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
We heard of them before. We love new music.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Here are they related to Lucas Kommens.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
It's a similar family, but very different. The songs are
a little bit different. I'm not sure if you've heard
of them.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I think I think they're going to be something someday.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, they got a strong future ahead of them, for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know who else has a strong future ahead of them.
This little baby raccoon that got CPR because.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You got drunk and you almost drowned in moonshine.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Awesome, I know, okay, Michael, So the euro giraffe. So
this little little raccoon family, two babies, one mama. They
had fermented beaches. Oh those little rafts millions, ah got
(13:41):
peaches whatever they got drunk off the peaches. But then
the little babies.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Like climbed into a dumpster that was right next to
a moonshine distiller, so there was like moonshine in the
bottom of the dumpster, right and so like these workers
walk upon the mother raccoon whose babies are in the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
So she's freaking out, and they're like, oh, no, there's
like little dumpster raccoon babies and they look inside.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
One baby's like get me out, and so they get
out the baby with a shovel, and there's another one
that's like face down in the moonshine. They're like, oh,
that baby's dead. That's a dead baby raccoon. But then
a nurse was there and she was like.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Not on my medical watch, and she went and she
gave that little raccoon that was face down the moonshine CPR,
like just compressions, rescue breaths.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
She did the thing and it worked.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Raby, this is what she got.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, no, she's good.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Is she good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
She is.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I'm not putting my mouth on it.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
My mental process would tell me that I need to
give a baby raccoon that is clearly wasted on moonshine
and garbage eaten.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
There's to be dying that I need to give it
mouth to mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Grandpa would do work on your mental process and add
a little more empathy in there.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
There's no empathy.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So that she did save the raccoon.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
That was Darwinism. It wasn't no trash panda.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Listen. Darwin got drunk.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh, I'm sure he did.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I hear it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I'm sure he did.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And if there were a dumpster with moonshine in the bottom,
who's to say Darwin wouldn't have drowned there?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Darwin worked shut up. There was clearly one baby raccoon
that was like, nah, you dumb, and the other one
I've been trying to get rid of my brother for
a while.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The Cable of raccoons Jesus Christ. Anyway, So yes, nurse
was able to save it. They gave this baby fluids
to help him sober up. Okay, so cute, kept him overnight,
and then they named him Otis Campbell, after the town
drunk character from the Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's funny, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And also the little Otis raccoon. Are you kidding me?
They're just cats with thumbs and moral ambiguity. I love raccoons.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I was out when you said she gave him CPR,
so that was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, sosscussed surprise prize mayor is princess bride. Hayter also
hates very cute and adorable fluffy animals and wants baby
raccoons to drown in moonshine, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Want to see in a dating profile. I gave a
raccoon CPR. I would never.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Swipe on that at all before it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Marry that man.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
When you have rabies of the mouth, babies, I'm a cold,
so it's not the raccoon time listen after he did that,
I'm not getting rabies of the mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Ranging round. Oh yes, censored rage against the machine on
corporate radio.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That pretty much sums us up on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Very accurate.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah. Anyway, boys, the Bears play.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
The Lions next week? Shucks?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What about the Tigers?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Looking at the schedule? Tigers the Bears happening, Yes, that's
the game in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Let's focus on the news that came down before Monday
night football. This happened right before President and CEO of
the Chicago Bears, Kevin Warren, put out a very specific
letter letting us know the direction that they are looking
to take as far as the next stadium paraphrasing bulleting
because it was a longer letter that was written by
(17:22):
an actual man named Kevin.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, Maria yelling at me.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Mario wrote some letters and me he's sketching a whole
bunch of things, but we're going.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
To tell your shred writing sample, and we proved that.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Kevin said he's looking to build a world class stadium
that requires zero money from the State of Illinois for
his construction and then goes on to say Arlington Heights
is the only site with in Cook County that meets
that standard. It sounds like they are locked and loaded
on getting this done and he's looking to get construction
(17:56):
started as soon as he can.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Fine. I hate that it's not going to be on
the waterfront, at the lakefront.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's going to say what are our thoughts on this?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
As a non Bears fan, I'm fine with it because
it's going to give you the infrastructure around the stadium
nice once. Once Arlington Heights is able to get all
the construction done to get the roads the way that
they need to be to get the CCA, the buses,
the trains, get all of that up to speed. It's
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going to be a chef's kiss venue where every got
everybody's going to be like, why didn't we do this
in the city, and you can't there's no space to do.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
What about just knocking the stadium down and doing it
in the.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Spot the state that's what they were talking about, and
moving it north. But you're going to still have the
same problems where you have that clog where you're walking.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You're still gonna get one entire side of the stadium's
mess because you got water, yes, right, Like you're not
building on the water. You can't do anything on the
east side.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It's just to Tailgating opportunities are going to skyrocket out
in Arlington Heights.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
You're also going to have bar opportunities.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
You're going to have more hotels within a shorter walking
distance than what you have at Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Do you think this brings property values in our LinkedIn
Heights up? I'm going to buy a condo in Arlington
High the same thing hold son of a bit but
hopefully not done. Yeah. But also at the same time,
I do wish it was an open air stadium.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, I understand getting the super Bowl, the Final four, WrestleMania.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's not retractable. It's going to be closed. The plan
is it's going to be closed.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
And I would love for them to do what the
Buffalo Bills are doing where they have the covered sound,
acoustically built stadium that's built for cold weather and being outside.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's the only thing I'm going to miss and that's.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
My only bright Yeah, and it is good for Bears
to be free range.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
This year also the final years to This is the
year to finalize stadium plans if they want to be
in the bid for super Bowl in twenty thirty one,
too correct, So they're trying to get these plans locked
down so they're in the running for that.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What happens to Soldier Field, I'd imagine.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It'll stay there. I believe it'll become a venue.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, they're going to do more concerts, They're going to
do more college football games there, and about that, they're
going to do probably more high school football games there
that are on top tier. They're going to find ways
to utilize it because it's too good of a property.
But eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty,
we do want to hear from you on what your
thoughts are about this potential move to Arlington.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I can't wait until we host a thirst today live
at Soldier Fields packed yep, and we'll be sold out.
They don't want to do drunk karaoke with us.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
All right, we'll get in the Bad News Bears next
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. Ooh, you could
win some Octoberfest tickets coming up next hour. Fund to
the head, So get your query brain working and you
can answer some fun questions. We are the Morning marsh bit.
I'm Michaels, I'm Maria Palmer. And when the corporate chills
(20:57):
came to me and they said I didn't need to
put a new SEGT in the show, I protested it
because I said, no, we don't want to bring down
the room. And have you read those headlines the worst
things you've ever heard? And they were like, just put
a positive spin on that, and I was like, Okay,
I'll just do that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Any extra money or creative help, no, of course not.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
So you get what you pay for.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
This is bad news there. Police say, man.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Killed retired Auburn University professor at a public park.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And don't get bad grades.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Man charged in fatal beating under overpass.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Talk out an over under?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Who's that stumping on my bridge?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Control toal.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Man crushed to death after brick wall collapses. That's why
you always stick with a brick.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
House, house, housa, even housa.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How's about that police report finding syringes.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Taped to toilets?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Oh my god, I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's an inherently bad thing. What's in the syringes? We
might have a good time.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Uh, blast off, when you blast off? All of this
is just bad news.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
The things I don't want in my butt.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Plug coming up?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
No, what do you want? Like syringes like that? It's terrified.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You don't even know it's in the syringes.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I know, but you can't just categorically say no to
a butt syringe when you don't know what's in the
butt syringe.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, it's hands, or just say it so I can
give you a bell, Just say it so I can
hit the bell. Join it.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, you have thirty seconds left here, it's fine, but
you still have twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I wouldn't if you just listened to that, Damn John
and the other thing that I wanted to do, that
you knew that I wanted to do. That would have
made that break so satisfying to listen to. But just
take as a no, dear listener, jop that down. Maris
doesn't want you to have a good time.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I never said that. Now here's five or so things
with Maris. Why does he always drop his bands doing
this part of the show? I find it discomforting.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I find it hypocritical given your words for Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
He's Winny of the pooing. Right now here we go
with five things.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
The husband of the woman in the midst of the
Coldplay kiss cam scandal has spoken.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Out husband of the woman. Okay, got it?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yes, he said we were privately and amicably separated several
weeks before the Coldplay concert.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Sounds like good coming, okay, And he's hoping IM going
to defend the cheating.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
He's hoping that this statement would clarify a few things.
But hey, man, your wife's still in the middle of
a pretty huge cheating scandal there.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But honestly, kudos to him.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's a very nice thing of him to do, given
that even though they're in the process of separation, they're
still technically married and that's still kind of humiliating for him.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh, very on all parties, so kind of him. Even
more humiliating. Kalamazoo is dealing with as sewage overflow. Five
hundred gallons of sewage has been overflowing into the residential
area and this is the third time it's happened since
twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Hey, Kalamazoo, fix the sewage problem.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Calaba poo good, Yes, Okay, that's all.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
If you're traveling with your electronic toothbrush, be careful where
you pack it.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
You will want to carry it in a carry on.
Stop it my cord, So tell me where I got
to put it, because I might be doing this wrong.
In your carry on unbagged.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
If it's a lithium battery, it belongs in your carry on.
If you have UTAN powered I'm aware, Just put him
in your carrier, all right, don't pack. Cleveland Brown saw
a marriage before their season opener. Charles Brown, Spider Bevil
(25:24):
Junior and Desiree First Lady Wheeler stood in front of
one hundred Brown fans and a little bit of rain.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
But they did get married.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So it's the best thing to happen at the Browns
game outside of the dildo that was thrown onto the
field and.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
They lost you. Yeah. And then a driver driving a
Formula one car around the Czech Republic. It's finally been
caught after six years.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Going by the street name Phantom, he's been avoiding the
cops and as he's been eluding them so long, it
took several cop cars and a helicopter to a corner
of the man at his home where he was arrested.
He emerged from the car with his helmet and was
in full race gear. Six years, six years. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'm glad he finally got checked.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
What's the check by checkered flag Czech Republic? Oh yeah,
all right, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
The tension span between the two of you, he won't
be able to get behind the wheel of any car
or he'll face very hefty fine.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yep, He'll be in one of those little pink Barbie
kids Barbie Jeep.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm gonna keep drunk driving in my pink Barbie jeep nerd.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
News is snacks, okay, Alerding, It's time to dark out.
Dork we shall dork, we shall the cool kids. I
like this music. Do you not remember this one? Michael?
It sounds really familiar. It's from Ninja Wrap, from the
iconic poet Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Go nantuck oh, nanchuk o go nan jug.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh nan jun go goy I remember, thank you for
reliving this with me.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Now, as many of you might know, you shouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Ninja Turtles, the original live action movie, came back in
theaters in August, and you probably going, Marris, why didn't
I hear about you going to said movie? Because I
didn't go. Made a major mistake. It had very limited
screenings and it wasn't timing out perfectly for me. So
when they said hold on, sorry, go ninchuck nan go
(27:37):
nindo go, don go, don't go, Michael, get the gun ning, okay,
lear When they announced because this went so well the
first round of replaying in theaters the original Ninja Turtles movie.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
They told us Ninja Turtles too, Secrets of the Ooze
will be back in theaters on March twenty six or
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I got some secrets on the Ooze use the comic emotion,
so yeah, secret of these.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
We got a Secret of the Oz secret Who's in
the Eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
So, Michael, you remember these movies?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Of course I love them, do you remember the very
big difference between one and two No of an alls. Well,
obviously the first one was very serious. It's a very serious.
Realize how many toys they could sell. So they softened
up the Ninja turtles in all forms. Its very funny,
much more funny, more fun They.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Soften the needle titles. What's the point of the the.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
More title more title talk?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Hey hey, but yes, hey, don't provoke me.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
No official date on when Secrets of the Ooze will
be back in theaters, But I do like this. I
like seeing older movies coming back in theaters for sir
joy as adults for sure.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
He follow up.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Of the Wow Wow and now Fun to the Head. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with George? Morning?
Speaker 8 (29:30):
How you guys doing.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And I'm eating Michael's Mom's talking to me Tuesday to
look it Thursday. But George is a man with a plan.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I love Tuesdays. You don't what do you mean.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
To tequila? Maria?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
No, no, but George. Welcome to Fun to the Head.
This is a lovely trivia game where you answer questions.
We get shot with nerve darts and you can use
one of us for a save when you take us hostage,
and you got to decide who do you want to
take hostage?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Oh I think I'm gonna take Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I mean, it's not a great first impression, George. But
that's fine. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
And hey, George, I need you to know that when
you are freaking out about not getting an answer, correct,
you get one save.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, just before we start this.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Okay, all right, that's where you ask Maria for the
answer and.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I will give you the answer one time if you
know it.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, okay, all right, here we go with the question.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Keep me safe, George, Michael, you get today?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm excited. What calm those kids down? What Japanese sport
involves wrestlers trying to push each other out of a ring?
Good job, George, I feel safe, George. Well done. Let's
(31:06):
see how he still has.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
What are your feelings towards jungles? Yeah, you're just going
They literally both nipples.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Trible. The headlights are on. What is the name of
their traditional German beer festival held in Munich?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
Okay, that's not your thing.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
One more question, George, and you got the October house
tickets baby. Yeah, what is the longest river in Africa?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
That will be the river?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Wow, look at you got it, buddy. You're a teacher.
Where do you teach at? I'm a free school teachers
last and rust here Schanberg. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're a pre
school teacher. Are the kids behind you right now? Are
those your students?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Maybe? Maybe not amazing that this is on at the
pre school. I feel so horrible, love you guys. Think
this take well before now? My last placed on the
waiters to get to school. I'm going home. That's so
not everyone. I'm fired.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Also, just a disclaimer, we are not responsible for any
therapy because that may come.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
In the future.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Well, George, you're all set.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You got a four pack of tickets to Hubbard hass
October block party octobert Hubbard.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
What its spelled?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That wrong?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
It really messing you up.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
It's Hubbard wrong, it's spilled Germans.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You're you're the best, George.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
You want to go with me?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Are the kids coming?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That was.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
You went from both my nipples to my damn. I'm
so sorry about that. Last wee.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Well done George. For everybody else different, thank you George.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
For everyone else that wants to go to Hubbard House
October Fest block party, head on over to Hubbard House
Chicago dot com and use code iHeart for ten percent off.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Anti Ac DC, I DK my bff Jill. It's morning
mush Bit on Rock ninety five to five. We're just
gonna go through all of the letters as we should.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Mikey.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
A group of smash and grab robbers broke through the
windows of a Rolex store on the mag Mile Friday afternoon,
snatching watches on display before leading police on a chase
through the South Side. I think this is a wild
thing to do because it was right in the middle
of the day. Yeah, Like, if I might go rob
the Rolex store, I'm waiting told it tonight. I need
the cover.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Actually, think about it. If you rob during the day,
there's a whole bunch of other people around.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That's true. Yeah, well a bunch of people around. But no,
depending on how busy it is, you'll be able to
blend in well until you start smashing the window with
a hammer. If you don't carry that hammer with you, Michael,
how do you do it? Mers? No. Chicago police were
(35:01):
notified when a group of men and ski masks jumped
out of a car and smashed the windows out of
the Rolex store. I think the hammers the issue for me.
The hammer in the daytime. I think you could do
this much more efficiently. First of all, do it at night.
Use guns to break the windows, so you shoot through
the front window and the glass case because they got
the front windows open. Find but it was those glass cases,
(35:21):
which I think are pretty protected, that they were just
hacking and hacking and hacking on them. Like dude, it's
taken too long. Where I was at home. I saw
it on the news.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's just such a it's such a tragic crime.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Because dynamite would work too. You blow the whole front
window outy hack me?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Well, all right, because just everyone's a victim. You know,
how will these poor Rolex employees be able to put
food on the table for their families now that those
watches and that product is gone? And then how will
those poor thieves and robbers be able to steal food
for their families with these Rolex watches?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
You lose it.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
It's almost like there's not really a victim here.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And the average price of a Rolex seventy thousand, dollars.
Say what the average price seven thousand dollars. Some are
all the way down to seven, but some are all
the way up to half a million dollars. So when
they average it all out, that's wow, seventy grand fotauch.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
It's worth it, because otherwise how can you find the time.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
You could just go inside and put a gun to
someone's head to and go open the case.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I mean, you have your psychopath, but what.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
You would have to do is you'd have to actually
take someone out because then everybody would listen correct again,
and I'm like, where were you when this went down?
I don't know. I just like it to hey, four
four five fifty, if you were to rob the rolex,
could you do it?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Then confess to us don't do it?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
You gotta do. I'm just interested in tactic.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I like that You're like, they did a good job
this smash and grab, pash and grab by the way.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Coincidentally, your mom's favorite move.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay, that's a heist. Let's day in ninety five minutes commercial.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
It is the morning mash bit and we are ninety
five minutes commercial free because we love you and that's
why we do it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
I like as a friend, Michael and I love you, Yeah,
we love you. Yes. According to a report by DraftKings,
the New York Jets have the heaviest mascot in the
NFL because a literal jet weighs one hundred and ten
thousand pounds. The Jets, we're fat shaming all mascots today.
You know who else is a pig? The Giants and
(37:39):
the Titans and the American Bison, I mean the Buffalo bill.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe the Jets should purge their carry on ware.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Coming in at number six heaviest the horse, which would
be the Denver Broncos. The Grizzly Bears.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Are in there.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Wait, what bears are lighter than horses?
Speaker 6 (37:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
No, that's what it's saying here, That's what it's trying
to say. Maybe this is a big Bronco horse or something.
I don't know how I like to.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Fight about bears and the technicalities there alone. So yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and look this up.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Can you guys guess the lightest team run through your
I know, the index cards in your head are flipping
real quick. This is kind of a trick question. Is
it the Niners? No, but they're down there that says human.
It's an La team La. Yeah, Chargers because a lightning
(38:33):
bolts nothing, Cardinals after that, raven falcons, Osprey's for the Seahawks,
bald eagle for the Eagles. Elf they say, for the Browns. Yes,
Brownie is that an elf? I had no idea that's
what the Browns were, nade No.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Then after the founder brown oh gotcha, and then they
have an elf named Brownie.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
And then they also have a bulldog. Okay, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Okay, So like horses bears.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Oh, here we goes books.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Come on, there's a real big circle in the Venn
diagram of overlap there. Okay, but horses do seem to
have the edge a little bit. Their average is nine
hundred to two thousand pounds. Grizzly the average is between
four to one hundred three pounds.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
So you know what comes in right after the bear
are the dolphins. I want you to phrase that better. Okay,
got that blow hole indeed, bottle nose. And then the
tiger after the dolphin, tigers after the dolphins, and then
after the tigers is somebody we don't even need to mention.
Then it goes to sheep, jaguars, panthers. Tigers are bigger
than the lion's right.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
In there at some point to tiger weight, I like
the steelers.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It says human two hundred pounds heavier human made packers
human two hundred pounds. I would bear to say a
packer'd be closer to three hundred yes of cheese and fence,
Green Bay beer, cheese and sausage, Like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Okay, but Bengal tigers get up to five hundred and
eighty pounds books, But dolphins, like the heaviest one is
four hundred and forty two. Although technically an orca is
a version of a dolphin. They're saying twenty two thousand
pounds work and it wins.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
But it's not the Miami orcas. No, okay, the Miami dolphins.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Before Maria Zoo books tells us any more about the
animal life out there. Let's what's more music for you?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Or zoo pals? Those are the plates that looks like animals.
Maybe eating fun? You know who makes eating fun?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Eating Front Now Michael's bamp Hey more.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Music just ten years off from Nice Smashing Pumpkins nineteen
seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, I see what you did on the morning mosh pit. Anyway, boys,
what are we doing?
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Thank god? Dark day in sports yesterday for Chicago.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Oh was it here? You know what, Marys, you can
turn on about that. I actually have music for this.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Cubs lost Bears. All right, let's get into it. The
Bears fell to the Minnesota Vikings. I can't believe I
stayed up twenty seven to twenty four last night. A
dramatic season opener at Soldier Field. Rookie quarterback JJ McCarthy,
in his first career start overcame a third quarter picked
six to lead a stunning twenty one point fourth quarter comeback.
(41:39):
I will say Caleb looked good, look great, and the
first half ye looked like last year Caleb. In the
second half, I don't know what happened with the halftime adjustments.
Vikings were ready.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
I think in the strangest way possible, that picked six
that JJ threw helped him.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
He just made him focus, Yeah, made him dial in.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
And then I think the Bears got a little lax
of daysical because they thought they were about the role.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah. The Bears had the rushing touchdown at the beginning
for Caleb finished with two hundred and ten passing yards,
one passing touchdown, and fifty eight rushing yards. And that's that.
The Cubs lost to the Braves. Well, that's fine. And
the White Sox did not play yesterday. Wait to go
White Sox. Yeah, yeah, our own team one yesterday a year,
don't play, that's right. A White Sox playing Tampa Bay
tonight at game time six forty and Cubs are in
(42:25):
Atlanta against the Braves game time six fifteen.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Marie, was a big sports day. I don't want to
seclude you from any of your takes that you might stop.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Seclude me or exclude me that don't be lacks of
daisical with your.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Clutingcluding rough days for the rough day for the Bears
and their Cubs yesterday.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Did you have a did you have a question for we?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, I was just going to say you're going to
get cluded today. I might just sounded weird from who
Did you have a sports take that you wanted to
provide us with today?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I think you guys really covered it all, unlike unlike
the field at the Soldier Field, you guys really covered
it all.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, we didn't mention the grass. Yeah that was horrible.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
That was the issue.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Still still worth it to see my chemical romance and
the oasis and system of a down.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
You know what they say, the grass Greeners in Arlington Heights.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Oh yeah, I mean got sports too. By the way,
official announcement before the game yesterday that the Bears are
officially moving it to Arlington Knights.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, so suck it. That was a really good sports reference.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I was very good and I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Tables have turned.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
A song about Taylor Hawkins and trying to move on
from that passing for the band. But the thing that
we need to get out from under. On Rock ninety
five five's Morning mosh bit is the Threat of the
robots in the Inevitable Human versus Robots wa News.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
From the front of the inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And we have a special guests in studio today for
the Human versus Robot.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
War, Walt heysh Bit. How's it going.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Well, it's very tense right now. We're in the midst
of an inevitable human resus robot war.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Tell me about it. I witnessed it first hand over
the w from the front.
Speaker 10 (44:15):
It is.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's not looking good for us.
Speaker 9 (44:19):
I was in the Miami Airport at a restaurant, just
watching the people go by with their luggage. And this
woman in Miami, they've got these robot controlled wheelchairs that
they just drive on their own. They go to their
destination and if something gets in their way, they stop
and wait for that blockage to move, and then they
(44:41):
carry on and it's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
It works.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
Don't have to have the people pushing them. However, they're robots.
And so I'm sitting there eating my food at this restaurant,
I just look up. I'm watching this woman come by.
She's in one of these. She's got her luggage stacked
up on the cart behind her, and she's coming along
and here comes another cart with nobody in it, another wheelchair.
It's rogue, and it drives right in to the cart
(45:05):
with the woman.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
And she's like a bam. It hits her.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Her luggage falls off. She clears the cart away from her,
so the thing just takes off and keeps going because
there's nothing in it's past. Her luggage is back there,
and now all the people are looking stun They're going like, wait,
come back.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
She can't steer it. There's nobody. It's just ticking off
a robot wheelchair. She was again.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
The good Samaritans did pick up her luggage, ran after
the wheelchair to give it back to her. But it's
just like one of those where like, yeah, this isn't
going so well. Yeah, it's not fool proof yet, and
that's how.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
They get you.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh no, I mean we try to send our troops
off to battle.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Guess where they're putting their weapons right and back with
their cart so that they can just carry with them.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Oh look out, weapons fell off the cart. Now the
troops are going to the battle empty handed. The robots
have the weapons. That's how they would be in here,
brothers robot war.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
We're the youth of the nation lost a little bit
of our luster. It's morning mosh bit on rock ninety
five five. We're miture.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
We're mature, mature medure anyway, Mikey what speaking of maturity,
give us some texts.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh, it's text on you. Hey four four ninety five
fifty you can always text us height four four nine
five five.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
He haw he haw, whoopy whoopy boo.
Speaker 8 (46:33):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Let's go over to Joe. Joe's got a text in
at seven to fifty nine am. He says, I'm sensing
a hint of hypocrisy. Maria is angry at your outright
dismissal of the Princess Bride. Yet craps all over the
teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Thank you, Joe, what I don't
crap of it?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I love the mean age to needle titles.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
There is a gun.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Why is that crapping?
Speaker 3 (46:55):
It's one sided. She doesn't see what she does it?
Joe says, can we all just get along?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, Joe, we're getting along right now. I love the
needle teedles, which isn't real?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Write that down, which isn't real? From the two one nine.
Speaking of ooz oh, j if they're bringing back the
original Ninja Turtle movies, they should seriously consider bringing back
the original Power Rangers movies for us nineties kids. I'm
not talking about nineties babies. I'm talking about born in
the eighties, raised in the nineties. Yes, this is for us.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yes, I love Power Rangers.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Power Rangers movie. There's a slew of movies from our
childhood that they just need to bring back so that
we can re experience them in the theater.
Speaker 8 (47:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Buddy from the six three. Oh Fible goes West would
be great.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh yeah, we got you not be high.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Iconic song.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, I know. And I was seeing another one too,
under the Scott Moon Sky or something.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Thank you. That's what I was looking was a smash
appreciated wild Card.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
I just did another song from the same movie.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It was on topic, all right, Charlie Michael talk from
the six to three. Oh, good morning, Please don't sit
on any syringes today. Why what was that about?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
There was Yeah, they were the cops in bad news.
Bears police say that people have been taping syringes to
toilet seeds.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yikes. Yeah, scary, cheerful from the sixth three. Yeah, it's
such a disappointing thing.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
They're like, oh, got to go to the hospital, especially
if there's not drugs in the syringe and you got
poked for nothing.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Good morning, marsh bit Maria Marris and I suppose Michael, Hey,
I hope you guys are having an amazing Tuesday. Thanks
from the A one five. I think Mary should have
gone to Demon Slayer last night instead of watching the
Bears opener. Yeah, clearly, Yeah, that's that hurts. Yeah, that's
the one too much that's for dear empathy. I appreciate
(48:59):
it and find them and finally, and finally, oh, the
remix from the two one Night Young Blood was definitely
not lip syncing at the MTV v m A performance.
He is too authentic to lip sync, especially for his
idle Aussie. He was absolutely singing, Okay, sure, yeah, we're
(49:20):
going around. We also came to literally no conclusion about that,
so yeah, it appears that they shot it in the
way of a lip syncer and he could have been
singing in real life. And you can see the video
yourself at rocktnine five five dot com. You can always
text us eight four four ninety five fifty and in
case you missed it eight four four nine five Ooh,
(49:44):
I puckered. Riot Fest next week? Heyday, is it really
next week? I guess it's like a week and a
half or so. But yeah, it's gonna be a party.
I'm not okay, Green Day gonna close everything out, blink
on eighty two, wheez are the Beach Boys, freaking handsome,
weird awl like what and and every other rock band
and alternative artists that you would love to see. It's
(50:04):
just going to be so much fun. We're so excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Just being surrounded by a fellow punks and emo kids kids,
I felt it home. Our people are nerds, A lot
of nerds there too. We love it. Also beer.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Also, you're marrying someone. Wait a minute, what's called a
priest ordained? You're ordained?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I am ordained. I do call myself pastor Palmer. I'm
also ordained and or a priestess Palmer.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Really yeah, I like priestess better. Yeah, he's got a
nice little ring to it. I like father, I've been detained,
not doing that.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
How about daddy, That's that's.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Just weird, father, Maris g I saw tickets are just
about sold out, though. I saw a thing yesterday from
them on social media. It said basically, if you want
to go to rite Fest, you have to get a
ticket now, and you probably get them second hand, but
i'd imagine they're going to be way more expensive. Not
at all. It's been two years since I've been right,
(51:02):
and I'm excited to You didn't go last year? No,
I was. I just got back from Zanza, That's what
it was.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, you and I were bonding, that's right, Oh boy,
oh boy boy?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Didn't we Oh yeah, you did we see Taking Back Sunday?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Was there? Yeph was closing that night?
Speaker 3 (51:21):
I think, yeah, yeah, Oh it was a lineup I
really missed.
Speaker 8 (51:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
I saw Cypress Hill that day. I was walking like
between stages, so I'd like, see Cypress hold for two songs,
walk over to another stage, see somebody else.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That was my first riote fest really.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, it's amazing. What a cool festival, so.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Good and my favorite one.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I'm surprised at how much more I like it than
La La Plooza.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
O favorite festival. I thought you meant your favorite riot.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Last year is my favorite one so far. Favorite yay
one and done.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Indeed, gentlemen, tomorrow is home day. We're going to hump
our way to holiday. No hum to hump day. Then
we'll hump through hump day home.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Don't do that breaking God's laws.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
You could find.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Really that's what you want to go with, That's what
you're gonna stick with. Where did divorce it with that?
Speaker 3 (52:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, I'm not great.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
But in my defense, if I did it through the
spiritual channels, my marriage could absolutely be annulled according to
God's laws. Think, oh, if I wanted to do it
that way, I don't know if the state would annull it,
but God would.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Okay, I could do it through the Pope hopes from Chicago.
He'd let me.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
All right, let's get out of here so Michael could
go to because I don't want to smell it. If
you left one loose, it's going to change his diaper
ten seconds. So I'm running for the door, and we'll
see you tomorrow.
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