Pope Toke

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your complete once again, we are whole. The try don't
bring up holes so early in the morning. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It feels good, though, to be whole.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do feel good?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, they do. I really do appreciate a good wholeness. Yeah,
the show. Where were you the last two days? I
stayed here? You were you were just taking a couple
of days off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I had some stuff to work on at the condo
and then had a day in Chicago. Did you that
went awrye? And yeah, you know what part of town
I was at. I went to Wrigley for the game
on Friday and got rain delay. We're gonna discuss.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
That a little bit later.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, was it you got bad service? Is that what
you're telling me earlier?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, but you.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Didn't tell me what it was.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
It's interesting because, like, I think I didn't do anything wrong,
but I want to make sure, so I want to
ask you guys a lot. But I was also had
big plans for a draft party, and then the draft
just moves slow sometimes, the NFL draft, that.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Is, especially when you're sudor.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yes as you heard, yeah, yes, especially fell.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
In the draft and got drafted much later than anticipate.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Lots of little I know money, fifth round.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Fifth round that he lost thirty six million dollars I know.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Really really famous. Uh A football player named Dion Sanders.
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, coach Boulder in Colorado, about a
half hour from where I was living.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
His son plays on that team and is like thinks
he's really cool, like as a rapper and like this
whole thing. Thought he would go the first round in
the draft and was everybody was ready for him to
go go. He didn't go till the fifth so super
embarrassing for him, and he even got prank called, which
we'll talk about later.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
We're gonna get that.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But I mean, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because you were watching the draft, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, But a very busy day just in general lot
because big tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fun to the head three day riot Fest.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
This isn't a one day pass. This is the whole
damn festival. I leave for two days and you guys
get riot Fest passes.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Sex probably leave more often.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not only that, though, don't say stuff like that to.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Me, But what about the people. We got to give
the people what they want, the riot Fest tickets. We've
also got nickel back go back to take summer of
ninety nine, and then we're doing.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
A text contest today for Coheat and Gambria.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, basically you just text us eight four four nine
ninety five fifty text us whatever jokes ideas something that
happened over your weekend, how big it.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Was this morning? Say what now?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, what I was I was thinking like your morning pooh.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
But I got to clarify, and I do want to clarify,
because I do need to clarify.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Absolutely should clarify. This is what I meant.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I just was trying to tell a joke that didn't land.
And sometimes that happens morning.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Sometimes see Hi Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh boy, I missed that. Miss.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
The sun is shining on the farm this morning. Cattles
are grazing. What farm horses are kicking?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What a horses du due?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
They grays too?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Is this a Folders commercial?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, it's gonna beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
They slaughter animals on that farm. I first in line Martley's.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Sonny U dry today, A little bit windy, but high
of seventy nine degrees.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Ten degrees off.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Did you hear a.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Seventy nine I don't need this hoodie.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
No, bro, you need to take that thing off. You're
gonna be sweating. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna have
to walk somewhere today and by the time you get
where you're going, you're gonna be soaked. You're gonna try
to peel it off, and it's gonna be stuck to.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, Betty have that effect also, Michael.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, I was giving Michael credit for the soaking.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wow, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
City note. The State Street bridge is going to be
closed till November emergency closure.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, that freaks me out a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh well, Marris was saying a lot of these bridges
are screwed up.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You can kind of feel it when you're on them.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh no, drive around Chicago. If you go under an underpass,
this should be next.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
They did say that more could be closing. So other
than that little city note, just partly sunny today and
beautiful sunrise out there right now, unless, of course, you're
someone where there might be clouds that's in a distant
area from where I'm standing, and you're gonna text us
and tell me that my weather report is wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm looking out the window right now. It looks beautiful.
Here on the lakefront. What okay?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
That weather that that garbage man really got to me. Yeah,
it's just like your weather's reports suck that never right,
But you're in a different a little bit of a
different area, garbage man.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I still love you.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Hey, let's get happy, all right, Let's talk about Thursday. Yes,
weird ends a week of Thursday, and we're going to
talk about that next on Rock ninety.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Five to five.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Nickelback tickets and riot Fest tickets coming up today Rockney
five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Woo This THURSDAYTA.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Thursday, I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's here that Fuzzy Line Brewing Company and.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Highland in Jona from five am to seven pm, you know,
perfect happy hour time. We are going to be live baby, Yeah,
Thursday Live on Bring in Kazoos.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Can I tell you something I'm thinking about that we
get to do that this week, and I'm genuinely so
excited inside because last time we did it it was
so much fun.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I know in this time is again.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Be Like, I kind of think this guy is going
to be even better because we have more of an.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Idea of what we are doing and what you, dear.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Listener, can't expect and how to like kind of build
on that a little more so. Like I said, I'm
bringing kazoos, I want you to bring your you and
also I can't do attitude and instruments if you got them.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
If you want to bring a bucket and some drumsticks.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's what they did last time.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's great, super late.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Can you play?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Can you play a Monica? Bring that a what? I'm Harmonica?
You said Harmonica, you shortened harmonica.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
It's it's a long word.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm trying to say Harmonica Lewinsky real quick.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
And I think the thing that's going to save me
is I'm pretty sure there's only one fuzzy line brewing.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Because I messed up.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
God.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
So just put it in your GPS now, see see
what the traffic's going.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
To be like. So you can join us and be
there from five to seven, and don't be like me.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm going to get there really early this time.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think we all are.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, I think we all are on the same page.
There's gonna be live podcasts.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yes, live episode of Loopers.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm so excited about that part too.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You guys don't even know.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm a little scared. Also, I'm just about what we're
about to capture exactly.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
It's one of those what happens in Vegas kind of
times typically, but you know what what happens in Vegas
will be recorded for approximately fifteen minutes on a live podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Bang, We're gonna lock the door from the outside once
you're in.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Hey, sure, okay, I mean kidnapping. I was just kidding, trapman.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
I was gonna say, it's not kidnapping. We're not like
actually taking them anywhere. But it is definitely like a
hostage situation. But if I do the door locking gonna,
I think I.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Might get into it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Do it anyway?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
There's Today Live Fuzzy Line Brewing Company.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
This, there's Today from.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Five to seven in Shana.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I can't wait to see you there.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
It is the morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five to
five and to day after eight Rocky the Rooster, another chance.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
For you to win a thousand dollars with today's keyword.
Before we get there.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Maria's technology and especially AI advances at a rapid rate.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It draws us ever closer to what we on Rock
ninety five to five c as an inevitable here mad
Buses Robot Wall on.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
The scientists are developing AI powered pet translators that can
analyze barks, mews, and body language to interpret what your
dog or cat is trying to tell you.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Actually, I am all in on this.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, of course you both are.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, there's so many bad pet owners that you see
walking around, and it's just like, I want their animal
to be very specific and tell them how terrible they are.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Help me.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yes, it's gonna be like a word for word translations.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
They're be like this cat says, top of the morning,
do you no bad?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Just bad bad.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I suddenly need like ten acres and just some farm animals,
No people, just me and the animals.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Actually, that would be best for all involved. Into the animals.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You would have the translation app So there'd be a
robot somewhere round.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh just a couple of robots and a bunch of
animals that could talk. My life would finally be like
a Disney movie.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It makes sense.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, okay, actually I want that for you specifically.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Hey, but see that's how they get you.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Oh no, First they tell you what your cat or
dog is saying, and then, because you don't have to
pick up on it by yourself, you can just lean
on the robot instead of having.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Empathy and learning your dog in or cat's cues.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Then you just trust whatever the AI sang to be true,
and then it starts lying to you about what your
dog thinks of you and spreading gossip. Then you're like, well,
then who is man's best friend? And then you feel
isolated from society and then you just don't do well
with that mental health wise, And that's how they win
the inevitable human versus robot work.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Turns out the streets and did have names.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
It's just Bono never takes off the sunglasses, didn't, Sam.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I like that one, Thank you sporty much. But on
Rock ninety five to five, what are we talking about?
Boys sports?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah? Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
A big weekend for the draft. Very quickly, Michael, how
do you feel about the Bears draft?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's okay, good, that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, you can't feel anything because you're not going to
really have input until a few years down line. Un
So you can see him in training camp, Maria, same right. Okay,
So let's get to the big draft story. Of the Weekend.
Shardoor Sanders not only falls in the draft from what
could have been the first round. I would have given
him a soft second grade or second round draft pick

(10:32):
just seeing on how things were going, but falls to
the fifth round, heads to the Cleveland Browns and what
is going to be the steal of the century because
of the slide, he is missing out on thirty million
dollars what he could have made being drafted in the
first or second round.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, the dude was a standout at the University of Colorado,
throwing for four four yards and thirty seven touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I mean, he is a good player, an amazing player, and.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
A lot of people coming out to say that the
draft process irked a lot of coaches, and.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Well, let's be honest, Okay, I lived a half an
hour away from the University of Colorado. He is the
cockiest dude on the planet. He would drive up to
Fort Collins and his fancy ass cars blairing his music.
He thinks he's a rapper, and he's not a good
rapper him. He just is very cocky. And I think
that if I'm a coach, I don't want that coming

(11:25):
on my team.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
To say cocky. Well, first all, a crazing yeah, yes.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Second of all, to say cocky for an athlete is
really same.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
But that's but that's the big part of it because
a lot of coaches like that kind of intensity in
players for them to go and look at your door and.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Be like, that's two cocky.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
What do you get if you take Shador though, what
do you mean? Well, who else do you get?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh? You get Dion? Yeah, but do you.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Want Dion now sticking his head in your organization and
trying to put his fingers in there?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
But in that same vein, you're selling tickets, you're selling
preseason tickets, you're selling camp tickets, you're selling in jerseys.
There's more money to be made here than just dealing
with a hockey player.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But not only that. The prank phone call.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
The prank phone call is the other part of this
and it was one of the awesome. It's just classless.
So I like it. I think I would have enjoyed
it if it was funny.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
So, Maria, he's waiting to be drafted. Yes, he keeps
going further and further and further back when he thought
he'd already be drafted. All of his friends are there.
They built him a whole lass draft room, and it
was to be expected. It was crazy. That's how this
guy works, right, yeah, Yeah, And then what happened.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Maris so, a young man who happens to be the
son of defensive coordinator Jeff Olbrich from the Atlantic Falcons,
got your Door's phone number and as he was sliding
down the draft prank called him as the GM from
the Saint Saints. Yeah, and everybody's just like, how did

(12:55):
this happen? Your door got a new phone number ahead
of the draft to avoid these issues and only gave
it to the NFL reps.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Because Mario, when you're gonna be drafted, a coach calls you, yeah, okay,
I know you know.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I was just reminded me so Vi I was watching, Yeah,
how you were? No, it was it was a very quick,
very bad phone call.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
And the kid comes out and later says, I'm sorry
I stole your door's moment.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
This was classless. This is tasteless.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Now the Falcons have had to come out and apologize
because the coach accidentally left it open and out there,
and I'm like, it was there. The kid found it
way too easily and like as the sun. You are
messing up your dad's money, your money.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I was about to say, did he steal a moment,
because I would argue that the moment is when they
signed that fat contract.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
It was just it was a big distraction from what
was going on. So now the Falcons have come out
and apologized for the actions, and it was just a
lot that your door didn't need in that moment that
we're going to you know, we're arguing about or we're
talking about millionaires and billionaires at this point.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, Wow, what will Shedeur ever do without thirty million?
Oh crime, your river, my dad's Dion Sanders.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
I didn't know that Falcons could show remorse incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
From Birds of Prey.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago was rock station.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
What did you do there? Maris? I hit the mic, I'd.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Like, what's the point at me? And just pumped.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
What do we got?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
I had a fun little time off actively Thursday, Friday,
Thursday and Friday last week.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I was just taking some time.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Friday, I called it a ditch day when of my
buddies came in from Peoria and we planned to go
to a Cubs game. Had some draft activities. We were
going to take in for the NFL Draft. As soon
as we got parked and raid to walk to the redline,
it starts the.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Big storm, that wing big storm.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh I know, you guys got caught in the rain together.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, very romantic or romantic.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
The only problem was there was a two to three
hour rain delay for the Cubs. Oh no.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
So we get to Wrigleyville and I'm like, hey man,
what bar do you want to go to? Let's figure
it out. And he's like, let's go here. I've never
been there before, refraining from saying the name because of story.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh boy, it big, beautiful place, huge TVs.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
It's crowded, and it's supposed to be crowded because it's
a rain delay, and rain delays are like a wet
dream for anybody in Wrigly phrasing intended, pun intended and acknowledged.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Time.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
You just you get to make all of that money
while they're not in the stadium, because they're staying with
you until it's game time. So it's like it's hyper busy, food, drinks, everything.
It's taken a little longer to get the drinks, but
we get our drinks. Yeah, we sit back, we're watching whatever,
scrolling on the TVs and we're trying to decide how
we're going to manage going into the game, leaving the
game early, and getting to our draft party.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So now it's time to get to check.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
And I'm like, okay, let me, let me try to
get in with this early.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
So you know, you do your little try to get.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
The bartender's attention, and I see it's chaotic, so I'm
just I'm just kind of leaning back and you know,
like they'll see me, they'll come over, Hey, how can
I help you?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Doesn't happen, Well, you gotta make eye contact.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh oh, I did that. I definitely tried. So they're
moving around, moving quickly, and they.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Like, I wistlessly.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Excuse me, and you know, it's a loud bar, so
I'm trying to project a little bit ignored and I'm like, okay, cool.
So now it's actively I need to make very specific
eye contact with you. While they're making a drink and
she go. She just looks at me while I'm asking like, hey,
can I get my check?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Scoffs, scoff scoffs. It is she scoffed, And a.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Couple of times she had seen you a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And my buddy saw it and he's like, I'm backing
up because I don't know what it's about to happen, really,
and I just I just maintained. She came back around
to make another drink and I was like, hey, I
would like my and she and she just goes oh
and then she runs away, brings the check back and
she's awesome house like oh hi, I'm like, absolutely not,

(17:09):
absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Why do you think she did that?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Maybe she misheard you when thought you were asking for something.
Completely that's just a bizarre reaction.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Excuse me as like universal for hey, I'd like your attention.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
And it wasn't like I was like, hey, give me
a beer. Hey, you know, like I'm not like, you
know me, I have it.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I have very rarely will you ever see me go
to that level but from my but my buddy must
have seen a reaction out of me because he backed away.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I'll just usually walk up to the bar if it
takes too long and go, hey, we had an emergency
come up. Can I grab a check and they'll let
them know that kind of thing. Yeah, you lie, I stretch.
It's it's a white long.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, it is. I don't care about the ethnicity.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Of the law. Now here's a bit only were there
plug it? Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, did you spit to Michael?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Somebody saved that sound.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Today we're starting things off with the Summer of ninety
nine and Beyond festival featuring Nicobat Nickelback, Nicoback Nico. We
will be giving away those Friday passes. It's just a
pair and today we want to test your knowledge.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yes, you should.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Probably be a Nickelback fan because we're doing Nickelback trivia.
Michael's gonna get some questions together for us.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
One and done.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
By the way you get We're gonna line up callers.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
First person gets one question, you don't get it right,
we move on to the next person.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yep, Oh I like it.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes, so rout yes, be ready. And to prevent the googling.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
There will be a timeline time limit.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
That part yep, that part.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I got it?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number it's eight four four ninety five.
Fifty Color Team gets the Nickelback tickets rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Are we speaking with Antonio? Yes, sir, Hey, how are
you Antonio?

Speaker 6 (19:11):
I'm doing great? How are you guys?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
We're doing fantastic doing great Tony Baby, Happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
All right, you're up for Monday. Oh, we're gonna make
it better, hopefully. Let's do that.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
If you know your Nickelback trivia, we're gonna send you
to the Summer of ninety nine and Beyond Festival. July
eighteenth at Alpine Valley Music Theater, Michael hit Antonio with
some trivia?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Please, Oh my god? All right?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Nickelback covered which famous Metallica song for a tribute album? Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Jee is somebody googling?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
What do you got to the ground?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Second true?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Alright, Sorry, sorry Antonio.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I gotta go to our next caller here, on to
the next one. Ryan.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
It is your lucky day, as Antonio got our previous
question wrong with Nickelback trivia, trying to send you to
see them on the Summer of ninety nine and Beyond festival.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Ryan, are you ready for some trivia?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Okay, Michael, go ahead and hit them all right?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
What is the name of the Nickelback album released in
two thousand and five that included the song Photograph? I
can hear people screaming in their car out there. They
know it, dude.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
What's your answer? Okay? And we're moving on the correct answer,
all the right reasons. Okay, I wouldn't know that, Michelle.
You gotta do us a solid here.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
We've had two people get Nickelback trivia questions wrong, and
you are gonna be our saving grace so we can
send you to see them on the Summer.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Of ninety nine and Beyond festival. Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay, here we go, Michael.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Oh boy, what country is Nickelback from? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Canada, Michele.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Michelle, did you google?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I did not?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Okay, Big, Big did.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
You ask you?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Just you just needed a second there, But Michelle, you
got the answer correct.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
And you are going to see Nickelback.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
As part of the Summer of ninety nine and Beyond
Festival going on at Alpine Valley Music Theater in Wisconsin,
and that's happening July eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Who are you going to take with you to this one?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Probably my daughter?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh, it's going to be amazing. That's going to be amazing.
A family that rocks together.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Has the most fun where sucks together?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yep, that too.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
You know how the saying goes.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
For everyone else that wants to get their tickets for
this one, head on over to Livenation Dot com right now.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's not a real saying, Michael. He's trying to sound
it out.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'm trying to figure it out. Don't think too.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Sometimes I like, now here's five or so things with Maris.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Why does he always drop his pants during this part
of the show. I find it discomforting.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
It's just more comfortable a lot of things. I mean,
I haven't had pants on for five days, so when
here we.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Go, don't put them on.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I won't.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Apple juice has been recalled due to mold toxin s
Smartinelli and Company is letting us know that there's a
possible hat pat contaminated contamination apple juice.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Uh, this is caused by mold or created by mold.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
The recall all does affect twenty eight states, including Illinois.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Martinelli's. Yeah, there was the most trusted brand.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Isn't most juices bad?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Isn't most It was that very slowly dictated.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
It isn't most juices bad, but like it's like orange
juice stays in containers forever and big vats, and it's
technically not as healthy as if.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
It was freshrez. Yeah, it's a lot of sugar.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
I try to stay away from that stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, yeah, Target is bringing out adult adult juice boxes.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Juice Today, Juice.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
They have a new wine collection is going to be
in paper bottles, all under ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
The juice box.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yes, adult juice boxes. Are you there now? Get caught up, beautiful,
I got it.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Collective Good Wines will be dropping this collection and even further.
The paper is fully recycled from fully recycled paper bottles
from using ninety four percent recycled materials, and the wineries
that they're working with are very eco friendly, using solar
power farms and regenerative farming.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Destroy your liver, not the planet, that's.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Right, warheads, We all read what what I was?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Just like a where? Well I throw my wine bottles
now like to check them out into the street once
I'm done with one. Now it's just a juice box.
That's no fun.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's a move on.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
An army of mosquitos takes over a plane on its
way to New Deli and the cabin pretty flight, don't
I don't think they handled this very well they Have
you ever heard of using lemon grass to ward off mosquitos?
That's what they did the like on the flight. Yeah,
they didn't have anything to capture the mosquitos. So they

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just handed everybody lemon grass, hoping it to ward them off.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
It didn't work. That did not work.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
In the fly to a different area that doesn't smell
like that. But you're stuck in him.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Stuck in the same tune again.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
And a man accused of vandalizing a Nashville police camera
arrested with help from said camera that he was vandalizing.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I saw this.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
So if you're going to vandalize a camera, when you're
leaning up to like spray paint it or touch it,
and you get real close your face is being recorded
on the camera, you can take the camera and smash it.
After that, somewhere in that building, your face is now
on tape, can only can see you. It turns out, well.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It did take them nine days to find this gentleman,
but they had proof. Yeah, they had proof, and they
found him. And that is four things today on Rack
ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Right, we'll take four.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I got another one, right, Festict's coming up. Yes, that'll
be in fun to the head today, so be ready.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's on the way on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Technically, the conclave to elect a new pope won't start
until May seventh.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
We're a little too impatient for that.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
We also like gambling, and we have plays to make
our own smoke.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
So ah, I see what you did there.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh, come to Pope talk, gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
What I would like from you is your best candidate
for Pope and a reason why.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
And at the end of this bit we will off
from the holy bong.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Oh if we have a pope elected based on whether
or not that smoke is black or white.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
So we basically got a week and a half of
free smokes.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, buddy, let's get I like.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
The way this goes, I can start.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, please do.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm going with Cardinal Peter Turkson from Ghana.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
He is seventy six and used to play in a
funk band. He was the guitarist.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Funky Pope.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yes, Funky Pope yes. So yeah, I mean, how can
you deny a rocker?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Those psalms are about to have rhythm like no one's
ever heard before.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Oh yeah, not not even just you know, the Ghana
side of it, but also the funk band like yelp,
The Vatican is going to be a lot different.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Yes, I'm going with the Deep Dish Pope Pierre Baptista
Pizza ball deep dish is a wild.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
He's a deep man.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
He is particular particularly focused on the well being of
the most vulnerable populations, including refugees, the elderly, and those
living in poverty. Peter Bati, sorry, Peter Battista, Pizza.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Ball, Pizza Ball's pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I can't believe that's really the same. That's amazing, that's.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Incredible, And I'm going with Cardinal Michael Riney like that guy.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
One thing that I do like is that he's a Jesuit.
He is of the Society of Jesus.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
And as you know, I am Catholic as hell no
pun intended yet acknowledge, and I like my Jesuits.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
They really emphasize education. But what I like most about
Cardinal Michael Cherney that is seventy eight years old.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
I want my pope as close to meeting God as
physically possible. So hell, yes, okay, and let's come back
together a couple of years do all this again, six months, all.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Right, if you can give me a sponsored by Holy.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Smoke Sausage Company.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Don't get your meet from downstairs black.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
My chacrifice is listening to you. Two every morning on
the morning mash bit. But you know what, it's a
sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
You know what, Thanks for making that sacrifice.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
He's a really big sacrifice for you, yours.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
And it really is. Anyway, what are we talking about now?
Oh so that's a sacrifice part.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Before we jump into baseball very quickly, Texas eight four
four nine ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
How do you feel about the Bears draft in general?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
What I'll say, it wasn't what I anticipated me neither.
I can tell they're building something. I don't know what
that is.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Stadium right now, we're gonna that's not even happening. They
can't even break around on that.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
But right now, I'm gonna trust Poles and Johnson to
get a thing done for the new season. Yes, that's
gonna be the running joke for a long time.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I don't trust them, honestly.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
But the Socks loss.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
They went in the extra innings against the A's. But
I think the bigger problem is not only are the
Socks projected to break their record from last year, there's
a company. Yeah, the Colorado Rockies are worse than the
White socks. It could you know, what, if you're gonna
be terrible, have a partner in crime. Yeah, seriously, it's

(29:58):
it's not gonna go well, but hopefully Socks figure something out.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Also, remember when you text in at eight four four fifty,
you're automatically entered wing Coheed and Cambria tickets. And then
when we do text time in the nine o'clock hour,
we'll pull the winner from some random text.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So make it good.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Cubs drop two of three to Philly. Still rolling though
Cubs are setting records, they are top of every MLB
chart list, everything you want to do, and then they're
back in action Tuesday in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Probably needed a little break.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Probably, Yeah, Well they went into extras last night again
and lost that one by one.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
But that Friday game, yeah, I shut them out. I
missed a wonderful game on Friday. Today, not up going.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
We went for the first inning, which was the longest
first inning I've ever experienced. Crazy, and then we got
out and we're like, oh, oh, you have ye win.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm not going to tell you about all my innings.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
She's quite the batter. Home runs, Grand slams.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
We had playoff hockey over the weekend, dude. Playoff hockey
is so good right now.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I know the black Hawks aren't black Hawks aren't in it,
But if you want to root for the Colorado Avalanche,
they are killing it. Cale mccarr. Actually they're not really
killing it. I think their series is tied two to
two against the Stars. But playoff hockey is better than
most sports. I love ice boxing exactly. Yeah, there's a
lot of fighting. There's a lot of anger happening. Did
you know the Colorado Avalanche's captain didn't play for two

(31:25):
years because of an injury, and he finally came back.
He played the other night. He loved that during the
Stanley Cup final. But that's funny, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
And the Wolves are officially out of the playoffs right.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yes, the Wolves were eliminated over the weekend by the
Rockford ice Hogs. So the two local teams played against
each other, Ice ice Hogs, ice Frogs.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
The ice Hogs feat them both.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Games and they roll on to the second round of
the Calder Cup playoffs.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
What's an ice hog? Like, what's an actual ice hog?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
A frozen pig? Is there an actual ice hoogh?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
It's ice It's that minor league thing they do where
they take the sport and they pair it with the animal.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, yeah, so like they're just the hogs.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yes, it's just an ice dog because it's hots on ice.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, incredible, My.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Goodness, we want that figure your skating show, hogs on ice,
actual animals on the way.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
We do have riot Fest three day passes coming up
in Fun to the Head on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Now here's a bit only plug there, Flared Basic.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
You know, I am said that I missed the riot
Fest announced last week.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I'm sad too. It was really good, but.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I'm happy that we're back all week long and Fun
to the Head. We have three day passes to riot Fest,
so you can see Blink, Weezer, Green Day, Weird, our
be there, each Boys, oh hand, beach Boys, each Boys.
I did see Hanson and I had questions, but.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
That's only such a cultural thing. I mean, that was crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I could have swear it was a one hit wonder thing.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
But I was but it was.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
But I mean it was still like a big song.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yes, I wonder about that one hit all the time.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Ding ding, thank you all right, So Fun to the Head.
This is our trivia game where we answer questions for you.
You pick one of us and we need you right
now eight four four nine five five ninety five fifty
B collar tag.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
And now fun to the head. Yeah, don't worry, they're
using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Mark?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
What's going on? Mark? How are you?

Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'm all right, I'll here living the dream.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Conteran's friend Elgin tell us about this dream you're living.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Oh you know, I can't find an addressing city fun.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Trunk. Oh No.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I always see you guys driving around the city and
I just think, damn that sucks.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, it's not an easy job at all.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
But especially going over those bridges.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Careful. Yeah, by the way, talk to you guys.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Call the dispatch and say I can't find the container yard.
Where's it at?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
By the way, quick thing?

Speaker 4 (34:10):
State Street bridge is going to be closed till November
for emergency repairs.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Great.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
I don't think that's a truck route anyway.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Okay, all right, Yeah, just because it's not a truck
round doesn't mean the trucks don't go on it.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
And you and I both know that.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Mark.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Alright, So fun to the head.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Mark The easiest decision you have to make today is
picking one of us to answer trivia questions for you
and potentially get shot with a NERF gun.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Who do you want to answer questions for you?

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I'm gonna go with Maria.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Usually I'm calling the shots, and today I get to
take them.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Oh, I don't think you're going to take any shots.
Women are smarter than we are, so.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I yeah, Mark, help us?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Please?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Seriously?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Is your wife listening?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
All right, let's get it with the first question here,
all right? Question one, Yes, made in nineteen forty What
was the first robotic animal?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
God, take a.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Guess, dog, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
You got it, little too.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
They are man's best friends, and there are robots.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
And robots are soon to take that as the number
one seed. All right? Question two?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Question two, The longest rain delay in MLB history lasted
seven hours and twenty three minutes. It was between the
Texas Rangers and what other team?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Only twenty nine other choices club out. Yeah, that one
would be the White Sox.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Okay, I mean you had a fifty fifty on the
local side, Mark, did.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You know that one?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
I had an idea?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Okay, fair enough, I.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Had an idea too. My idea was wrong.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes. Question three Okay, it's an easy one.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
What religion is the pope from Catholicism specific Yes, yes, yes,
it looks like you're making a pretty solid choice here today, Mark,
you yeah, confidence, I like that.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
I just like that Maria is getting so many of
these right. It would just be awesome to pick Maria
all the time.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Oh, okay, this is a lock here. A Moscow mule
is made with vodka. What liquor is subbed into make
a Kentucky mule?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
That would be I'm cann't talking to you.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Mark, Well, that's actually my favorite drink.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Nice, solid way to end there, Mark, you made the
right choice picking Maria, and you're going to riot Fast
three day passes.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Hey, Mark, can you come to Thursday live so that
we can have.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Kentucky mules together?

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Okay, Just so you know, it's this Thursday at Fuzzy
Lane Brewing coming in Highland in Gianna from five to seven.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay, I'll see you there.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
So, Mark, who are you excited to see at riot Fest? Specifically?

Speaker 6 (37:37):
I'm writing just all of them?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Solid answer. Yeah, it's gonna be a lid answer.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
It's a cop out.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
It's fine, so weird now say weird.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I was gonna say, you got Blink, you got Weees,
you got Green Day, you got the sex pistols. Jack
White's there, and of course weird al everybody is excited about.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
The tickets are amazing.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yes, yeah, see, there's just an endless lineup of greatness.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Hey, Maria, Yeah, oh it didn't go. Oh it didn't go.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Sorry, I had to get a few off there, prasing crazy.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's my first date back.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
For everyone else, get your tickets on sale now at
ryafest dot org.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
And if you need some help getting those tickets, specifically, that.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Man, Rocky the Rooster has your next key word on
the way on Rock in ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Fresh serving of that oyster jelly on the morning.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Mash, but pro jamp okay, I was gonna say one
more time there, Please, don't that.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Sounds so bad, pro jam. I don't like oyster jelly.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Pro jim.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Oh, well that's revealing. Sworty Mosh been on Rock ninety
five to five? What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Boys?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
We got an update on the Weezer situation, where the
bassist of Weezer his wife was arrested for attempted murder
after she shot at police. Short story, they were hunt
some people in the neighborhood who had just been in
a hit and run. Yeah, and uh.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Searching, yeah, okay, you know. Yeah, so then they there.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Things wild hunting people versus four.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
They were criminals that were being pursued, okay, And they
came around the yard of Weezer bassist and his wife
came out of the house with a gun.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
So, Maris, you have the some audio.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
They released a body camera footage of this incident, and
this is from outside of the fence where the police
were lined up around it trying to get to it.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Coming up.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yes, we're going to get to the audio after we
kick off ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety
five to five. We are ninety five minutes commercial free
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
It is the Morning Mashpit. I am Maris.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm Michael, and.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
We are actually going to talk about the Weezer update
right now.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I got excited a few minutes ago in almost we
know you did shot it up.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
About a month ago. I guess it would be.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
We told you about a story where there was a
high speed chase in LA. The police were chasing the
people that were they were trying to catch. They ran
up near the guy from weez the basis from Weezer's
house where his wife came out. So the cops are
around the house and they have guns out there, they're
looking for people, and she came out with a gun
herself and then shot at the police. She was shot

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in the shoulder and charged with attempted murder. They've now
released bodycam footage and we have some of that audio.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Maris hit us with the actual shooting. Yeah, this first
audio does have like actual shooting shooting.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yes, just the heads up trigger warning. They just stay there.
They're lined up around the fence of the house.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Behind the door.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Just stay there.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Is there another ue? W get down?

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Get down.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
So in a lot of this video you can actually
see her. She pulls her hand, she grips the gun
with two hands, raises it up at the cops. My
question is, how many shots did you hear? They're seven
or eight, She's like ten feet away from these cops.
How did they just nick her in the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's crazy. Yeah, that's raise all things just weird. It's
a very strange. It's weird. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
So then she actually, after being shot, retreats back into
the house where there's a babysitter in there. And when
you hear this nine one one call, it starts with
the babysitter and then you will hear her sort of
take over the call.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
So he's not in your yard.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You don't know that he's there.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Well, he was in my yard because that's where he
shot her.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Oh okay, Well we shot from the other side.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Okay, shot from the other side.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Okay, I have my gun. Okay, and he put down
that gun. Down your gun? Oh shot, okay, that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Babysitter clearly very confused, so just trying to be helpful
in this situation. And you can kind of hear her
in the background, and she just sounds disoriented.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
She said. She says, the cop said put down your gun.
Put down there.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
She says, the man said, put down your gun. Put
down your gun.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
It's like there's a disconnect that she's either she's playing
dumb or she didn't somehow know they were police and
shot in uniform, they were identifying. I watched the whole
twenty minute video. They have identified themselves as California State Patrol.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Were they in uniform?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Okay, so that's.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Why I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
There's no way her saying that man that she wasn't
aware that they were cops.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Just don't insert yourself into situations.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
On half all of you ever, Like Maras said, what
are you doing if the cops are coming around your house.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I'm saying, say, very where I need to be in
out of the way.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yes, you're not.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Going out in my yard with a gun, yeah, and
pointing it at them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
No, I got your sex.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Usually when I hear that many guns, I'm like old
time to get my knife.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Just a crazy story, and we got everything you need
to know up now at Rock nine five five, Chi
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And more rock News on the way on Rock ninety
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We're going to pick up the end of the show.

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Mikey, Yeah, Rock News God no, we're We're on where
we need to be.

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The votes are in and these are your twenty twenty
five Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Are we ready? Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Number one Sound Garden.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Nice well yeah, yep, well deserved.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Also, interestingly enough, Audio Slave song like a Stone in
the Billboard top ten right now, huh where it should be.
I think that happens when bands, when songs start going
viral again. Maybe people are using and videos.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Something like that.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
But we just been seeing a lot of that with
the TikTok age because they just bring songs back and
then wear it out and we're like, we've been here before.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's interesting. Grunge and New Metals seem to be having
a big comeback.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
And emo yeah yeah, Tom Morello said, Chris Cornell would
be very happy about that.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah. Outcast, oh yes, yes, love that. You have thoughts?
What part of my childhood? Oh was Outcast?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Okay, I was gonna be like they're great, don't you biness?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Great song?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Don't get me going? The White Stripes? Nice?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Oh? Yeah, we will see Jack White Ryan Yes, Meg
White also now an inductee.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
We do need to talk about how they pretended to
be siblings when they were married, and that is objectively bizarre,
kind of weird, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I get what they were going for.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
They didn't want people to speculate about their relationship publicly,
but also siblings.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
There's a better way to do that.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, what in the lanister?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, the votes.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Are in and these are your twenty twenty five Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Cyndy Lapper also on
the list. Nice, nice, bad company.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Okay yep?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Chubby Checker, Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Favorite name on the
list old school Joe Cocker also rounding out the U
for this year. A good list.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I found Joe Cocker the first time.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Oh, please share.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Across the universe the movie.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
What song does he sing? How do I know a
Joe Cox? Look at me.

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Off the top of my head while.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
You're looking for that. I'm excited for the honoree performances
for this. Yeah, it's always fun.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
This is gonna They always find the right people to
come and perform to honor them, and I cannot wait
to see who they have lined.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Up for this year.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
By the way, eight four five fifty tell us a
Joe Cocker song or tell us that we're stupid, or
tell us that you don't like these Hall of Fame inductees.

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All of them will qualify you to win this Khenen.

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Google not do its job.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
But well, there's I got a list of songs. I
just don't know many of them. He sings, he's a
little bit older. There's one song called unchained my Heart?
Is that the unchain.

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My and that would be on break my Heart.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I'm I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
It's nice to hear you recognize it. Only freaking awareness.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Is Oh my goodness, No, my father's son. When the
night comes, whole bunch of songs here, Jesus Christ, it stares.
You can always text us throughout the show. Eight four
four ninety five fifty a random texture this hour. We'll
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Oh before we get there, sure, because I see some
things happening on this text line, and they seem to
be sucking up to one of using us tickets.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I have some fans. What because someone says something nice
to me?

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Don't say something one, you mean one. We're not sure
that he's being sincere.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Michael was the coolest radio personality I've ever had the
pleasure of listening to. What is that? I think that
the morning marsh Pit wouldn't be the same without him, though.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
It definitely wouldn't be the same, it would be very,
very different.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
He says, I'm very glad, or she says, I'm very
glad to listen to him every morning.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Okay, all right, I'm sorry for that stomp down.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Can I give away the tickets yet?

Speaker 5 (46:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah, we know what direction you're leaving, Michael, But Maria,
we don't.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Want to get you all bogged down with those news headlines,
so we're gonna put a positive spin on them for
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This is bad news.

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Bears, toxic algae bloom kills dolphins, marine animal not the dolphins.

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Oh yes, oh no, toxic algy blooms. That's where we're
at in the world right now. All right.

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One dead, multiple injured after boat collides with fairy and
flees soon in Florida. Oh okay, how can a boat
even flea soon?

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It doesn't have legs.

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Son stabs father to death with sword in Florida.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
What is going on in Florida?

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Game of thrones, LARPing, really going crazy out there.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
No dad made me get my sword.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Sounds like you've said that a few times.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Hah. No weird bus driver shortage two mile walk to school.
Concerned parent pushes back on district's proposal to cut free
bus transportation. Were real miles, the next generations of grandparents
two miles, I'll build both ways.

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It's bad news, bears.

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Eight four ninety five fifty not too late to get
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Speaker 2 (48:45):
Michael, you got the list ready, Oh.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Child, there's a lot of time. Yeah, yeah, no, we
got a ton of texture, like this is maybe more
than we've ever had.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
That was not the parts you do not say, I'm
so sting yourself in church.

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All right, thank god?

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Yes, Juliana Osco.

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From the five to seven four three point one six
seven centimeters this morning?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Oh, because you were asking how big it is?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Well, I was saying, if you're going to text us,
you could text us anything. You can text us jokes,
you can text us what happened. You can text us
how big it is in the morning.

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But what were you trying to say?

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It was?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
It was?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It was a poop joke.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I had to explain it like a pipe joke. I
get it.

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Okay, this guy'd be glad you didn't get any photos
three point one sixty seven all right, okay from the
eight one five average, Yeah, don't say photos.

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From the A one five. Why do you always knock
on the refrigerator door before you open it? Because there
might be a salad dressing. Oh, someone's in the running
for those tickets.

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I like that.

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five Rock is the greatest radio station ever.

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Yep, yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
From the eight one to five. Good morning, Mark Pitt, Mike,
I have a good joke of the day for you.
What did the spartan say to the lion after he
ate his wife? Oh? All right, well, I kind of
want to say it now. I'm nervous to say things.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Glad you rate her anyway, Let's see here, Gladiator. Yeah,
that's what it's going for.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
From the eight three to two. Maria is the greatest
radio DJ of all time. Wait a minute, that is
a hill I'm willing to die on. Yes, and no,
I'm not even in the running for the tickets. I
live in Texas.

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That's genuine.

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Somebody sent a message and said I was the greatest. Yeah,
they were light and o Rianni Ramris is probably the great.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah, we can be so realistic here there.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
They love you guys, So you guys eat the love up.
You know what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
I'm talking about eating after this whole text, but I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
You're not Gladiator.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Damn it. It's a pretty good joke, you know what,
I'm switching it. That's the winner.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
From the eight one to five, Good morning, marsh pick Mike,
I have a good joke of the day for you.
What did the spartan say to the lion after he
ate his wife?

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Oh that's who won. You're just redoing it.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
That's a winner.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Well, you didn't get to the last text.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Good morning guys. My name is Jennifer, and I want
to say I'm looking so forward to seeing you at
Fuzzy Line. I'm leaving work early to get ready on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
It is, yes, very excited to be out and about
and the weather's supposed to be good in Highland and Giena.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I'm so horny with this weather. The sun comes out,
I feel like an animal.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
No, no, no, you're.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Gonna you got mother nature.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
The weather doesn't make you feel excited.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yes, excited, but not horny. Well not well.

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Okay, huh that means fifty answer that question a.

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Little bit of that spring frenzy.

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This might be for the podcast.

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You know.

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I do that same every time I remembered an embarrassing moment,
especially during anxiety. If I've been drinking the night before,
it's mornings've been on Rock ninety five five.

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What a show?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Boys, I thought you were going somewhere else with the
song being named them Bones.

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But I thought about it, but I figured I would
try a different thing today.

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Thank you, thank you, thank I can't.

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Kill any further on that.

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You can't, I cannot.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I gotta say, hmm, feels good to have the whole
Trinity bag so much.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
My sanity, my ground, my rock. You need to do
in my life?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Tis why I am here.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
The tone of your voice, Maris it is. It makes
me feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yeah, I'll say, was that something was weird about last week?

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Were because you weren't there and someone like there had
to be reason in the room.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Though me and Michael were kind of calm.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It was the weirdest thing I know.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
It was bizarre.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
No, I hated it. We had we both had to
focus more.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Like actually press buttons.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
It was terrible even off the air, like it was quiet.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
No.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Yeah, we had long periods of silence in this room,
which I'm talking full commercial breaks of no talking.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I was actively I forget where I was, but I
was talking to somebody and I was responding to to them.
Oh no, we had a tour come in. It was
take your kid to work day, and like, the parents
are talking to me and the kids are talking to me,
and I'm actively in tandem responding to both at the
same time. And one of the parents goes, wow, you're
just a really good listener, and I go, no.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Every morning, all even like take your kids workday, I
work with my kids.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
You're pros. It's been good to be back. You know
who else is back, Walt. I can't wait to hear
about that Japan trip.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Where did the ax Chapman go too be? Send him
back a re seas.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
No, he always pops up when we need them.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, but yes, we'll be back with all the tickets,
the riot fest, the coheating, Cambria, the nickelback.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
And the Pope took the Oh yeah more, Yeah, we'll
have more Pope tooks amorrow. We're picking popes riding them
like horses in a race.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
I see, now that was well.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
I mean we're gonna you know, we want our best
horse to when right.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yes, please don't ride any popes. They'll be disqualified.