Prime Time Football, Hobby Turn-Offs, and Baseball Stealing

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't cat you either, But man, Maris, people are
really mad at.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You, you know what, And this is no fault of
my own.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's absolutely your fault. You shouldn't have sent all those letters.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
He didn't send a letter.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, I got four of them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Do I look like the kind of person that would
sit and type a letter and then send it to
you guys?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What? What does that person look like? I don't know, a.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Colonial, maybe a gentleman.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Colonial guard, possibly a powdered wig wagon in. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, I'm not sending you guys a letter I don't
know out of town.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You seem really romantic and like you would do that
sort of thing. So yeah, I guess that's that's my bad.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
If it was a text, I would understand.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
But a letter, well, in your handwriting.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
If somebody's just tuning in, and he was firing off
reviews from things Mona Lisa, This Winnie the Pooh one,
Winnie the Pooh was brutal.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
He said he wanted to euthanize Winnie the Pooh because
it's a bear that got too close to humans. That's
messed up, Bro the Pooh, And if anything.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
The joke would have been bear Mace because of our
lean across from me.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
It was me reading, we're not going to trust Michael reports.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
There's also the thing, Michael Jordan made it on the
list of unapproved things that I would want.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
To ride about. So surprised that you said that.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I was very surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I couldn't believe he would say such things.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
There will openly the mjis merchts from my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
That Lebron was better Team Lebron.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Actually look like he's gonna throw up what I said.
By the way, six NBA championships. That's a lot, man,
it is a lot, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
And that's why we're proud of him here in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I said, like you said, okay, let's let's let you
said he should have stayed with the Wizards. I have
it right here.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Who said that?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You discided it wasn't makes us dash may.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I wanted to see the source. Where's the envelope that
that was sent in? No?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I didn't. I don't know. It just appeared like that.
You know how the tooth fairy just sort of leaves
the letter on your pillow, same kind of deal.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, so this is sounding real sketch.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I guess it's gonna have to find a way to
prove it wasn't you. I don't know. Okay, that sounds
like you issue. Fine, it's signed with your name and
good Dangleberry's Hi, buddy, we did missy. Oh, this is
the morning match bit. My name is Maria Palmer, I'm Mariss,
I'm Michael, and we calls this havoc on Rock ninety
five to five every weekday morning for some reason, untire us.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
We started off with elbows in the pit this morning.
By the way, Big day, Big day today.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Monday night, Big old day.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
By the way, Maris, did you see the stadium lights?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, already on the lights. I thought you were going
somewhere else. I thought you were stoking another flame.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
No, I thought I did, Gentle, Since both your teams
got their ass whooped yesterday?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did your did your teams lose.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Some good games on yesterday?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
And not the Lions?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
They read letters?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm out, I'm out taking another week. I'm not dealing
with this today. You can't.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You can't take another week?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, I can't. Actively can I might kill it? Ask
the boss and he said no.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Brother's next.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man
great career, Joyce, Mike, that's the.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Weather like today Monday.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I got a game time forecast, Oh, the first time
this season, kick off forecast? If you will, God, I'm
so excited about this, Mari, are you going? I'm thinking
about buying a ticket. Should I wait and buy a
ticket to a different day? How's this game? You think
it's gonna be a good game?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, Okay, am.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I the Viking defense versus Caleb. They have tape on Caleb.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's true. He's got a new line, but it's the
Vikings defense.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
We're not doing sports right now.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Okay, wall the wall sunshine today, I have seventy four degrees.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
To me through it.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Don't tell her about the Bear's home opener forecast tonight, light,
east to southeast, breeze scattered, its beautiful, scattered clouds.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Football weather sixty eight degrees sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
This is one degree off.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Nice one short really does feel better when it's sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Who do you think is gonna win tonight?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I don't want to answer that.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
This isn't sports right now.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm asking him a question.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
The men are talking, then, I would love for them
to talk. Oh, unfortunately, that's how you feel. I am
saddled with YouTube pussy single day. Okay, and I have
to be the one schlunging the doll.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You're writing letters absolutely.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Your dong.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Anyway, So if you want that dong to be any
version of appealing, you're going to need to avoid these hobbies.
We'll get into it next on the mornning Martin.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
It is the morning Mashpit on Rock ninety five five
with the Red Hot Chili Peppers our resident dude.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, Korea, that's what was making you crack up under
your breath. We went on air.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I had a better way, but I didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Why no, do it? I want to hear that way.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, all right, well sorry, there's a survey that reveals
men's hobbies that women are turned off by. Oh and
both of you are going to feel so attacked.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm already attacked. I could probably name everything that I
do right now.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, name some video games. It's not quite on.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
The list, not quite, not quite Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, all right, I'm just going to go Okay, it's
a sixteen part list. I'm going I'm going to blow
through this sixteen is being in the manisphere that's defined
as a collection of websites, blogs, and online communities that
promote misogynistic and yeah, so what Mikey listens to and

(06:09):
consumes every single goddamn day of his life. So if
you're in the Andrew Tait part of the I don't
like and take and guess what, chicks aren't going to
be into it.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Surprise Michael's out.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Mike is out right there.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Surprise fifteen is gambling. Fourteen is porn.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Shout draft Kings.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't know. I really care about porn like everyone watches.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I just don't care.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah. Thirteen is arguing online.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yes, just look stupid, no matter if you're right wrong.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Shout out to our comments section.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
The uh By argument. I would make the argument that
our comment section slash our show is the exception to
that role because we purposefully set it up so that
we can like have fun, we can have the outlets everybody.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Else because I'm pretty.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Sure that you have the you have option to argue,
but it is perfectly curated. It's that you're not arguing
about anything like real life essentially there it is. Number
twelve is funko those funko pots.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I have some so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I can't really. I got Cortana.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Dundee Funko what Dundee? Yeah, like the Dundee Award from
the office. That's a little gold one.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's actually awesome. Marijuana is number eleven.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I'm out again, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
If he smokes me up, that's great. Ten is clubbing. Yeah,
we assume they don't need babies, meaning yeah, I assume,
but I would be I would be less turned on
by clubbing baby seals than a man going out to
dance and have a drink, if I'm being honest. Nine
is cigars.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's a different kind of smoke. I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, for a special occasion.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I just feel like if you're smoking cigars around people too,
there's someone over the weekend that was doing this, Okay,
people are just like I mean.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
If you're casually smoking cigars and I assume that you're
like a nineteen twenties oil baron.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
What do you doing?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Come and in a similar vein crypto is number eight.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, I agree that that's a lot to understand.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Seven is makeup. But you know what, I will be honest,
I think that that might make me more into the dude,
because then I assume you have a more open mind.
A guyliner hot b if you know that you can
use a little bit of foundation or a little concealer,
and you are aware that, hey, no one notices these things.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah. Number six and here you go, Maris is anime.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh great, because I'm mentioning anime today in nerdis Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, Number five again, Magic the Gathering.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't do that. I appreciate those time I don't
have time.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I do find it interesting that Magic the Gathering is
on here, but not say like a yu gi oh
or a Pokemon specifically.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I think it's I think it's bumped in. I think
they just Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Four is drinking.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Okay, okay, shut up.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, exactly three is debating. And again, if you're debating
in the way that you're always the devil's advocate, is it.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Is it a master way? Shut up?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Because I am a master debater.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I know that you are, sir.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I know that you are.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Someone's got to touch you, and it's not going to
be a woman. Number two is cosplay. Again, if you
do it right, it's actually the most attractive thing on
the planet. But you've got to do.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
It just right.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I've seen some pictures on the internet, so there are some.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Pros and number one comic books, all right, I disagree
with like most of my artists.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I feel like all those women had bad experiences, but
they if you find yourself a very good nerd.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I was gonna say women having bad experiences with men.
This is that sounds so not real and like it
must be an isolated incident.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm just saying, you'll know where he is every night.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Find yourself a good nerd. We'll keep you happy. Maybe
a little bit that wasn't even supposed to be on
the album, much less an actual single from said album
that was gonna be out on a B side, but
one of Lennon Kravitz's friends heard the song and convinced
him to call his record company, stop the entire process,
and add that song to the album.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
As a smart friend about a bing. That's a good
FRIENDT boom, love that friend.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It's the morning mosh been on Rock ninety five to five.
Now you tell me, friend what you.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Got Monday nuts.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Football? So by football we mean the American one yea.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yes, the America, the American.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
It is one of the biggest days of the year.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
It sure is finally, finally, finally get to see what
Ben Johnson's Chicago Bears are going to look like. I
got harassed yesterday all of yesterday because.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Everyone's like, oh, don't you miss Ben Johnson on the Lions. No,
I want to see him do well with the Bears.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
How about after they played yesterday? Do you miss Ben
Johnson on the Lions?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
What else is going on with Monday Night football?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Michael, Oh my gosh, game time tonight. We're gonna have
a sales a kickoff seven fifteen. It's gonna be fun, man,
I'm excited. The lights on already at the stadium today.
A lot of things to watch for tonight. Quarterback battle,
little JJ McCarthy Caleb Williams.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I give that to Caleb just because he's already got
a year under him. Although JJ's got better.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Weapons he does. Can you imagine looking down the Vikings defense.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's where it's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And I'll be very excited to see what this new
line for the Chicago Bears looks like and if they're.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Gonna actually protect Caleb, give.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Him some time to throw, keep him upright so he
can just not get sacked every ten seconds. But yeah,
we'll see, we will see you. Are you working on
something I want sending you?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's called me time. Okay, boys talk about your sports, okay,
and then I get to go into my mind palace
and just kind of recoup a little bit. Anyway, what
about getting sacked, I'll sack you got a big old sack.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Actually, I would love to see you try to tackle me.
But that would be funny.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
I feel like I could do it. Listen, bone Spurniese.
I could take it down. Wow. Wow, I'm just saying
like I might be small, but I am fierce.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's a Shakespeare quote.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Shake that spear if you had not what you always
tell them.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, like shake it a little bit, but don't shake
it too much or else you're playing with it.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh something I'm stealing right from the news. If you're
heading for the day tonight, you can use the train
red green, orange lines two and a half hours before kickoff,
all free.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, giving you a reason to get down there.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, free sack.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
You could afford a seven hundred dollars ticket.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Now, if you are driving or tailgating, take your time
because it's going to get packed. You're dealing with rush hour,
You're dealing with bears traffic, and it's just.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Going to be crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
And bears traffic is crazy because they don't have wheels.
They're on all four paws. So it's like you just
got away for this traffic and.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I we could have just kept talking.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
How long did it take for you to get out
of the my Chemical Romance show and back to Ukraine?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't know. I was not sober and so time
was not moving at a normal rate for me. It
could have been three days.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Gonna be a big game tonight, man again. Kick off,
seven fifteen weather partly clear, nice sixty eight degrees in
a little football breeze out of the Southwest. Go bearsball?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Say what foosball? Okay? Five things is a boy? Five
is things? You almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I missed the things?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh? Oh really?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeagermeister is launching a new fighting game based off of
Street Fighter.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Jagermeister should absolutely have a fighting game. Awesome, it'll you
do after you drink it?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Cold Justice that's a fun smash fighter inspired by the
classic video game.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Like Street Fighter, you.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Fight villains call like sleepysal or mister grump that's me.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You do like a liner coke in the toilet before
you truse your fighter.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I really hope so yeger mom.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
If you want to check out this game, go to
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Speaker 1 (14:56):
If you are a student, I teach you guys stuff
every day.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That doesn't count. I think I should get that here. Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
A one hundred and two year old becomes the oldest
to summit Mount Fuji. Kokichi Akazawa was is now the
oldest person to scale the summit. He did this early
in August, and now Guinness World Record is recognizing it.
He said it was tough, duah, and he thought about
stopping halfway through. You should have, but hey, now you've

(15:27):
got the record and some sherpa is still recovering from
carrying you up.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
That man, no kidding? Do you think it gets offended
by like handicap stickers?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I was like, I'll need this.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
There was a big prank in the British Parliament that
was boiled. People unknown haven't been found yet placed a
cell phone in a very big meeting room that had
sex noises recorded in it and ready to play when
somebody called the phone that was in the chamber.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Funny the hell?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I'm mad that one didn't get to go. And we
have some Powerball winners.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What did I just miss?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Two winning tickets were sold that matched all six numbers
in Missouri and Texas for one point eight billion with
a B. They have not been named yet and they
are allowed to stay anonymous if they like.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
To any better.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Two lucky people out of Kansas and Texas won two
million dollars and eighteen tickets sold across thirteen states one
one million dollars.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
And if you are.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Any of those people eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
We'd love to hang out.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
With you sometimes. We got a fourth microphone.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
In here at a Bears game, at our riot fest,
at a popa roach and rise against you know what
you picked you let us know eight four four ninety
five to fifty.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
We're looking for you. Millionaire France Marison.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Mikey will be the escorts. Those zero options there.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
What are we escorting?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, seriously them wherever they need to go. That might
be a poundtown. Baby.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Well we see the return of the green Dildo tonight.
On Monday night, football Fie made an appearance of the Weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I mean, if it's being used correctly, you won't see
it at all.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I was thrown on the field at the brown.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Still hit the Browns. You use it, you know what?
It better be orange tonight. That's all I'm gonna say.
Oh god, And by the way, how do you get
it in the stadium?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
All right?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Chicago's Rocking Mornings?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Did you say?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I said? Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station the
morning most sounded like a C C K.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, okay, now that was a rock.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Only when Rocky the Rooster is here, then we're cock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, good news. We get to take a field trip
here soon. Actually, we need to make this a field trip.
What the best suburbs in the United States have been listed?
I've got the top ten in front of me based
on cost of living, crime rates, employment rates, commute times
and more.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Okay, the top suburb was in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, all right. Actually Pennsylvania made it on the list
three times.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, Well, I'm not gonna move to Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
So well, no, we're not going to I'm talking about
the one that's here outside of Chicago.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
What what what's your guessne it's the name, It's the Nape.
It's the Nape.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
We gotta go, I know you. Listen, here's the deal.
If there's a business out there who wants us to
come party out at your place for a.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Night, Oh yeah, we should do it. Thursday, live out there.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Bring us out and we will stay for the whole weekend.
We'll go, we'll run around town, we'll make videos. We
want put us up in a hotel. Like, let's not
play around.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
You want to do a whole Nape steak caation.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I do. Hey, I've been wanting to do this since
I got here.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Mikey ear muffs here marriage hold on, Hey, I don't
know if I can do a weekend.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Exact I want.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well, actually, like, let's do the math here five days,
so it's five days in here in the NBA two
and then additionally, so all together it's twelve days.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
We're not all going to survive.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
We're going to be together for twelve days. I don't
think we can do it let alone. If something else happens.
We can hear you, guys, eff I'm trying, and I
can still hear you.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
But honestly, I think Neighborvio will be worth it because
one Neahbyville is a huge suburb.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
We do not have to be attached it to hip
the entire time.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Serious, there's enough other stuff that we can do separately,
because while we're out there, yeah, there's enough. There's plenty
of bars and restaurants. And then get the little river
walked out there.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
But the mummy Naperville High School houses, butch an Egyptian mummy,
legitimate one too.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
They're not going to let you in high school.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I want to get that mummy.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
You're not allowed to be with your three hundred feet
of the school.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
You know what I hear. There's a lot of mummies
out there in Neighberville.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Gig Giggy you can study the you're dead and wrapped.
That's a instead of dead and bloated.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
About that you're going for?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Is it Knock Park or Notch Park?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
You seriously, we found another park. We can't pronounce k.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
N O c H Notch.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It's not not I would I feel like I would
pronounce it.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
You know, if we went out there, we would know
eight four four.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Bussy Woods ninety five fifty. Since the Nape is such
an amazing place, Michael has been bragging about it for
so long, text us and let us know some places
that we need to go within the Naps.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Also, do you have a mansion in Aperville? You want
to hang out? We are fun.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You want to go to somebody's house?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
They got they got, you know, a guesthouse maybe or
like the multiple.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Instincts of a plastic bag on the street.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Oh yeah, somebody could kill us. I didn't think.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
About that, Michael.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
And you know that board in an eighth out there
swinging the Yeah, somebody sent me that we'd be in
a hole with three other people.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Oh my god, careful have you heard of the.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
People?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Now here's a bit only blug will there?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
God, I miss you, Michael, just out here shooting yourself.
Before we get right of fun to the head.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
I was like, who leaves the guns cocked?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
You only missed Michael.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Hey, we already talked about why I didn't miss you
in the letters that you wrote.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Okay, we're doing fun to the head right now.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, what's fun to the four pack of tickets up
for grab for Hubbard huss October Fest block party. You
don't want to miss out on this going on September
twenty seventh, And if you want to go, it's time
to call in. Eight four four nine five five ninety
five fifty b caller ten.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You play our little trivia game.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
You answer questions, take one of us hostage, and we
get shot with nerf guns.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Will help if you're a Bears fan, just same the questions.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
My hints be in that variety.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Okay, all right, so we got Bears questions today and
fun to the head eight four four ninety five fifty
called in to win.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
You missed me, right, and now fun to the head
on Rocky five.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Jeff? You are all right, Jeff, we made it.
How are you doing today, Jeff? Good you I've seen
better weekends, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
What do you mean are you so glad to be back? Hey, Jeff?
Do you spell it j e f F or g
e o f F j e ff? Well, yeah, yeah,
the way that makes.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Sense there is key off, Yes, Jeff. Welcome to Fun
to the Head.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
This is a lovely trivia game where you answer questions,
we provide you help with a save when you take
us hostage, and we get shot with nerve darts regardless.
So your big decision right now is who do you
want to take hostage?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
And you really do? You gotta go with Mary?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yep, welcome back Maris.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Ye, we missed your buddy.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
And being perfectly honest, Jeff, I think you got it today,
I really do.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
So.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Are you a football fan? Jeff?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
All right, all right, we're gonna give it a go.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
We'll find out, okay, Jeff. Question one, what is the
name of the Chicago Bears home stadium?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Five?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Soldier Stadium.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
We're gonna give that to him. I mean, I mean,
would you like to amend your answer? Soldier?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Bill? Okay, your field I'm gonna shoot myself.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
What it's very nice to Jeff.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm trying to be nice.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
It's fine. I just worry for the rest of this.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I didn't hit the button. So okay, all right, all right,
you got one, Jeff, you got one.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Jeff, here we go. And remember Marris is a save too.
If you can't think of one, Marris can. If he
knows the answer, he can give it to you. Yeah,
one time?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Okay. Question number who is the current head coach of
the Bears.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Then I have to go with a take.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
That would be Ben Johnson.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
That is correct, swinging Ben Johnson.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
He's got there. We go for two. All right, Ben Johnson?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You okay?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Over there?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Question number three, Benjamin Benjamin Johnson. What team is considered
the Bear's biggest rivalry.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
The Sink and Green Maypeg?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Wow? Why a good Jeff clean clean?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I had faith in you this entire time. Jeff, you
did I did?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Though? It's okay you said Soldier Stadium, Citium. Fine, I
didn't say Arlington Racetrack.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
You know what you did?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yes, you didn't.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
True, you did not say that.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, I hope you are a man of the drinking variety.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Because you're going to Hubbard House october Fest block party
happening September twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You've got a four pack of tickets coming your way.
There's going to be a street.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Festival, live music in DJ's october Fest Games Bavarian.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Inspired by Stein's.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I might have to join you, Jeff. This sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I love block parties. I hope they have Jenga A right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's clever. Probably not, thank you.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'm just gonna screw myself, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, politely walk away, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
You are all set.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
You got some drinking buddies you can take with you
on this one. I'm pretty sure I do all right.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Jeff's loaded and ready to go. For everyone else, use code.
Iheard to get ten percent off at hubbart House Chicago
dot com. Rock in ninety five to five with def
Leppard is the Morning mash Pitt. I'm mares happy to
be back.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Good to see you, Michael. Thanks Hey, Verdict is still out? Maria?
Why Vertic is still out? Some letters that I didn't write?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You wrote, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Write those letters.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. We're onto the next thing.
And are we talking about Okay, so I know all
about this Brazilian football star Naymar Junior. Ah, yes, yes, yes,
he currently has a net worth of between three hundred
and three hundred and thirty million dollars. Whoa no surprise,

(26:57):
not poor, not at all, not begging for crumbs and
now a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Happenstance because he worked harder and.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
He never met you, like all billionaires do. Has been
named into the microphone Don't waste it next time.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
That was a surprise anyway.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Maymar Junior has been named air to a one point
one four billion dollar fortune by a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
He's never met.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Wow, this rich guy just had no kids, had no lineage,
had no one else to like, really give it to him,
give it to But he used to watch Neymar and
he knew all about him. He was a super fan essentially,
and he was like, oh, I like the way that
he is with his parents or whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
But he like give my father to giving Michael Jordan
a bunch of money.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
You know what I mean is that it's a winner
winning more. It's like being in first place in Mario
Kart and also getting the blue sholler.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Nobody touched me.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
So yeah, now he's also a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
There overnight too.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
From a multimillionaire into a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
I mean, and it's wild to think about, you know,
Like who's Microsoft, Oh, Bill Gates.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
He's like, oh yeah, I'm just gonna give all of
my money away.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Kids, be damnedos, I'm going to help out so many
other people with my money after I'm gone.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
He had a billion dollars to help Brazil with whatever
Brazil needed help with.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
He just said out, nah neymar is going to have
some fun money for the rest of his life.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Might don't fall out of your chair because this might
shock you. Billionaires not the best with empathy or critical
thinking doesn't exactly come naturally, you know, because they haven't
been in survival mode since probably ever in their life.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
And you also got to think, with that billionairedom that
he just got, he just probably inherited a company too.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, that's what inheritance includes various properties, investments and shares
and profitable companies. Hurt's a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
This one's a little painful.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Eat four five.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Who's the Prince of Naperville? Is there a rich person
in Aperville that like runs.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
We you know, you I'm not saying Naperville doesn't have money.
There's some other suburbs we need to talk about. We
definitely need to talk to them.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I think we need to go to Silicon Valley.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
That's with that. I don't want to go to Cali.
Is that California?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, but that's where the money is.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I think.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
We can do a fank heist there.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
You want to do a bank heist?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, Silicon Valley.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
All right, Well, we're gonna need that money so we
can afford all the snacks and treats at the NFL
stadiums and steal.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
So we've got a new food list for this year.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Thank god.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yes. All coming up on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Last night at the MTV VMA's young Blood Stephen Tyler
and Joe Perry from Aerosmith all playing a big tribute
to Ozzie. We'll have a little bit of audio from
that coming up in Rock News right here in Rock
ninety five five Chicago's Rocks Day, we are the morning
wash Pit.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Is being a foodie still a thing?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Is it okay for reviewing a hot dog yesterday?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I don't have this belly for no reason?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, you're a foodie. Can you tell us all about
those wieners, Nike, and which you are the best ones?
But in your mouth?

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Man, what I can tell you which ones have the
good snap, which ones are fresh.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Which ones are bent a little to the left.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What are we talking about? All right?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
I never mind.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I'm talking about hot dogs anywhere.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Every place is a foody place now, including your favorite
sports stadiums. And we have a list of some of
the food items that are being brought to We'll start
with Soldier Field.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Let's just do it.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I think we should, it says, Along with classics like
burgers and chicken tenders, the home of the Chicago Bears
is adding the iconic Italian beef sandwich from Mister Beef.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Oh not as it should.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
They They've also been working with local breweries to have
their beers canned at the games, which is also amazing.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Do we know Molly's mac and Cheese? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
He does.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
That's there. Now, that's gonna be exactly. I got some
things to say to mom. Je jeese.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
It sounds good when you stir it.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Want to no matter what Yeah, is that Molly the
O'don's dog o'dnzi oduns Oh d you n z.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I think you're right. Okay, because it'd be a player's.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Name, right eight four four.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, it's a wide receiver on the team that you
know so well.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's who it is. It's a hot dog in honor
of the first round draft pick.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
It's also like, I'm looking at a picture of it
right now. Does Italian beef on the hot dog? I
I'm looking at it right now. Looks like Italian beef.
There's some peppers on there glass. Oh yeah, here go home.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Let's let's say just take your time. Oh yeah, that's
a hot dog that's got Italian beef on that. Bad
boy double meats. Let's go double meat, double meats. If
you like the Indianapolis cults, you got bites like the
barbecue pork rib sandwich, a Buffalo chicken caesar meat all sub,
a Korean barbecue hot dog, and to finish it off,
a churo fry pie. Too hungry for this top with

(32:18):
whipped cream, chocolate sauce and m and ms. Hey, what's
a fry pie?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
That's a three hour drive and I will drive for
a three hour fry pie to find out what a
fry pie is and what a fry pie tastes like.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
He gave Mikey's mom a fry pie over the weekends.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, okay, I don't even want to know what that
is supposed to me.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
It's too advanced to move for you.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh, clearly because the dong schlog over here at the
schlang dong.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Someone's got to schlong the dog, and goddamn it, it's
going to be me.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Green Day will be closing out to riot fast, coming
up very quickly, like two weeks away.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna be officiating a wedding. I gotta do
a lot of stuff for that was all that breathing.
This means thinking about the officiating of the wedding that.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
I have to do, all the stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I just gonna say, don't officiate it like that. That's weird.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Why I'm excited for the couple.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's excitement, Candy, we're gonna clip that.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
No, No, we're too close to purge time.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Times.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right, I'm excited. Okay, So I excited. I was
never really allowed to watch much Simpsons. My parents are
very uptight a little bit about that.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Insane.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Who was the guy that had the funny hair the
big Side Show Bob. So this is Nicky Sick looking
very much like Side Show Bob lately. He says he
regrets his Mick Mar's tattoo. Says Mick Mars betrayed him
after he saved his life. Oh is it weird to
go back off someone you've spent half your life with,
built a band with, and be like, regret the tattoo
of them?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Who cares? It's one of those things where I love
you guys, but I'm not tattooing a face or our name.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, first of all, don't do that. But also it's
not like he doesn't have the resources to go get
that bad boy removed.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
And he was on a podcast he was sad that
someone asked, do you regret the mcmar's tattoo on your thigh?
And he replied, I was his biggest fan, saved his
life and then he betrayed us, and the fans betrayed us,
and the feed Take your millions and be happy. Former
Pearl Jams drummer Dave Krusen says lack of quote discipline
end quote partying led to his exit from the band.

(34:27):
He joined Pearl Jam back in nineteen ninety, originally did
their first album ten with them, and then was replaced
later on with Matt Cameron from Soundgarden. He comes out
and he says, we were like working on songs and
then Ed would come up and he'd be like, oh,
Eddie's here. I was like, who oh, wait what? And
then Ed would come in and they didn't talk. They
didn't really interact much. Ed didn't like him, and eventually

(34:49):
he just kind of made his way out.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, So that doesn't sound like it's partying at all.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Well, I think what he's saying is that the reason
Ed didn't like him is because he was distracted and
he was, you know, didn't have the discip plan that
they all wanted in the band got so but I'd
imagine he's out talking a lot because Pearl Jam needs
a drummer.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Right now is and I need to party his Eddie's.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
And I know I don't watch it, and I know
probably none of you do. The MTV VMAs on last night,
but I was actually surprised to see they did a
huge Ozzie tribute with young Blood, Stephen Tyler, Joe Perry, Nuno,
Bettencourt and a number of other musicians. And this is
what it sounded like.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
Hey, DNA's it's Jack Osborne here with Pearl and Mimi,
and that's Naker. I wish we could be there with you,
ol tonight as you celebrate my dad's amazing musical journey.
I know for Shore it would make him incredibly happy
to see these great musicians carry on his legacy and
help inspire the next generation of racas. I'd like to
give a special shout out to Dom Nuno, Steven, Joe

(35:51):
Famaro Smith, We love you, Dad.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
And the words of all Papa what they say in
the words O Papa one, Let's go crazy. Oh, let's
go crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
But like for MTV in general, they owe a lot
to Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah, that Osborne family in general.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, that show in general. Did you have a clip
from it? That's okay, I had that clip ready, that's right,
all right. It sounded a lot like Ozzy. They didn't
imagine they did crazy train changes and Mama, I'm Coming Home,
which is a big block on the MTV Video Music Award.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yes, but this all they're doing is they're doing a
performance is a quick award and get up, get off
the stage.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
As we know.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Ozzie died July twenty second at age seventy six. And
all the rock news that you need to find, and
the concert calendar up now at Rock nine five five
and Monday Night football tonight your kickoff forecast looking really good. Light,
southeast breeze, a few clouds in the air, and a
temperature sixty eight degrees. Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station,

(36:57):
the morning mach Pit is.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
On the corpet. Chills came to me. They said, you know,
Maria Palmer said, what's up? They said the show sounds great.
I said, I agree. They said you should add a
news segment. I said no, They said, too bad, do
it anyway. And I was like, but I don't want
to bring down the room. Some of those headlines are
really heavy and really awful. And they were like, just
put a positive spin on them. Sure, And I was like,

(37:18):
why didn't I think of that? That's genius. So this
is me doing my job, ever so diligently with bad news.
Bears Man accused of stabbing victim ten times at bar
nice excessive tad dis what of anger behind that we

(37:38):
give it a tad copperhead. Snake bites child at daycare.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Here we go, there's a kid that sucks not great.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Well, it bites even got through baby found dead in
hospital trash.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
That's true. I don't like that one.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I know.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's like recycle.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Police.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Dog dies after left in hot cars.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Okay, Jesus, two kids and a dog, what's wrong with
you today?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah? But the man that one's fine.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
That there's happy music.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh, I mean all of this, it's such as the
broad news bears.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
And sadly, these jelly beans might be worse than anything
you just talked about.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I thought you were gonna say they were good. Can
you say they're at KFC?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Now KFC is dropping a line of jelly beans, and
we'll tell you about it next.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
On Rock ninety five to five, there goes my hero.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Watch him as he goes to, which we assume the
hero says, stop just watching.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Help.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You could be a hero too. Just a little bit
of elbow grease goes a long way.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Look, if the hero's in trouble, you're not gonna get
a lot of help from me.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay, well we know bones bernies.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Oh I'm sorry you're gonna run in and jump in
a fire after the hulked and smash through everything.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Have you seen what I'm like when I have any
version of adrenaline surging through my body?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
No, yes, I've seen. Yes, there we go.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Give me one shot and I'll hulk out too.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
On Rock ninety five five, Mirrit, Well, don't hulk out
for these jelly beans. I can't. I can't say that
they're gonna taste great to go with our milksteak.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
No, Charlie, No, I don't have your milksteak boiled over
heart and you're fine as jelly beans.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I'm intrigued. I don't want to try them, but I
am intrigued as KFC has a new line of jelly beans.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
The how and Why. Yeah, that's so weird that a
fast food place is like, you know what, we need
jelly We need to get some jelly beans.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Well, I know people are gonna buy them, They're gonna
try them, and then they're gonna tell us how nasty
they are, because these flavors are not what I would
want in a jelly bean.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
It was this like birdie bots every flavored Okay, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Wouldn't say every flavor. These are actual, real flavors. It's
just I don't need them in jelly bean form. Okay,
what we got fried chicken, sweat corn.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Grave, let's know, like.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
All of those things in real life perfectly fine in
jelly bean form, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
But I do want to order a bag.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
The issue is, I can't have savory with that jelly texture.
That's a booger. You're eating boogers. That's a booger flavored booger.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Textured goodness, gracious canty.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
But they did work with Frankfurt on this one. And
this is just kind of like a long list of
things KFC has been doing. They're just doing random stuff
every once in a while. They had a Kentucky Fried
Chicken toothpaste, no scented crocks, cause what's worse than a
croc that smells like foot and fried chicken? Don't need

(40:43):
that in my life, U A KFC candle, I'm all
about fine, I'm all I would like that.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Who did they work with for the jelly beans, fr Frankfurt,
not even jelly Belly.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Jelly Belly wouldn't do this.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah there, nor do they need to.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
KFC probably called and was like, hey, like now we're good.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
We have a reputation to uphold with our We.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Are fine right now.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
It's like we made our own cola flavored drink. We
worked with Sam's Club exactly great. Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
There's also a lifetime themed movie with Mario Lopez about KFC.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
What what things? I'm not gonna watch?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
No, yes, you are, Hey you guys. On my birthday,
please please watch the Mariopez KFC movie.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I would rather do nine hours. So hogh, Lord of
the Rings, you know what?

Speaker 6 (41:39):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
You know what I'm gonna throw out there? What Princess Bride?
I will watch Princess Bride with you on your birthday.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't think that I want to, because you're just
gonna ruin the.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Vibe, damn straight right, So we're.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Going to watch the Mario Lopez KFC movie for my birthday,
please and thank you?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
They also have a fire log with eleven watch.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Are You Lopez KFC movie on January seventeenth, that's my birthday.
Let's see if she does it. I added watched the
Mario Incredible We'll remember.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Hey, Siri, remind me not to answer Maria's phone calls. Knock,
knock open, up.

Speaker 8 (42:19):
It's bee bitches about the Mario Lopez KFC movie and
I'm turning another year older now, like, yeah, said, maybe
maybe you gotta be the one that shaves me.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Oh is it turned there?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Do you trust another person with a razor against your skin?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
A few people, Hell yeah, let me do it?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Not you, sweetie toddyving crap?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Oh why she wants to shave my neck? First thing?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
It's the Morningwashman on Rock ninety five to five. Nares.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
You know, going viral in twenty two twenty five has
its benefits and its downfalls.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
But when you are an angry woman who chooses to
steal a home run ball.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
From a child celebrating his birthday with family, crazy Now,
if you didn't see it, there's a home run hit
open space. There's a bunch of adults that run to it,
and a gentleman comes up with the ball, gives it
to his son.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
It's his son's birthday. They're celebrating big Philly fans. The
woman that he was tussling with for the balls.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
An entire second, it's very upset, runs over. He's hugging
his son in just a great embrace of a moment,
and she pokes him, was like, he locks my ball,
and I was like, oh my god. So like you
can see the dad, He's like he goes straight fisticuffs
immediately because he startled when she comes up to him
and he just looks at his son and a son.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
We're going to give her the ball. This is how
we de escalate. And the Internet has been in a tizzy.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Now, I don't know that I would have been able
to give that ball back.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I'm not I would never give the ball back. I
mean sorry, Karen. In that situation, it is just like,
get away from me. I'm enjoying this day with my kids.
I'm going to take care of them later, which was
ended up working out. The Marlins came up. I dropped
off a ball in some swag. The Phillies invited the
entire family down to meet Harrison Bader, who hit the

(44:26):
home run.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
He gave him a bat, a ball.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
And a whole bunch of other swag, and then the
Internet continues to take over there.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
The woman got fired.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Yep, this woman has lost her job. She was a lot.
She was like an administrator, like a school of minifurt.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, okay, if she's sick of those kids.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
By that point, absolutely hair got tired of those kids.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Oh my gosh, the glasses. Then the hair is rough.
I will say again, like a little bit of self awareness.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
It was absolutely Couela Deville in twenty twenty bull cut.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Basically that's bleached top.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
In the same way that as a woman with purple hair,
I'm not going to get into any political discussions when
there's a camera work for me. Yeah, maybe don't have
a little self awareness and don't give a scream out
of death and his kid for taking a baseball.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, so bigger than anything. The family's been invited to
the World Series. We don't know if the Phillies are
gonna make it or not, but they're going to the
World Series and they're getting r V out.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Of the whole situation too, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
And it's just like, this is the one side of
the Internet where I like people because they're all coming
forward for the family and the dad, because a lot
of people are talking about the dad being like the
biggest person of all.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
To just be like yeah, here take it go, Oh please,
what a whimp nonch the woman I don't punch, or
just that you're not getting the ball I go take
a seat, Karen, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
But then you're depentive. Then you're sitting down and having
a woman just berate you for however many minutes until
she gets enough peer pressure from the people around her.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Well the whole Well, did you see what happened after
she got Buddha? Yeah, she had to leave the stadium
because everybody's doing But she didn't just like leave, like
she went and picked fights with people first, Like she's
over there in some guy's face with her finger and
they're zooming in on that from a different angle. It
was just bad news for that lady.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Boy, Yeah, tell you good things. She didn't say your
mom joke, or she'd be in the stadium for life.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Luckily she only okay, okay, different way, different circumstances, I know.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Also, remember everything's on camera, no matter where you are,
no matter what you're doing, everything is being recorded somehow.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well also, just like what possible benefit could you get
as a grown woman with that ball? Like I'd said, like,
oh wow, this is a cool thing that happened, But
it's not going to be a core memory for you
like it would be for that kid you just started
a ruckus for nothing.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
At the end of the day, maybe your wife wanted it.
She stole a ford. I hate you so much. She
stole a four dollar base.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
I mean, you could buy one of these four concourse
for nothing.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Could have chilled out, and Steady lost your job and
you look like an idiot on the way.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'm making a very big sacrifice tonight. Oh and I'm
explaining that NERD News are.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Going to write another letter.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
It's time to york out.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Sacrifices are being made today. Oh it is Monday night football.
It's the first Bears game of the season.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
And I was invited to a pre screening for Demon
Slayer the Infinity Castle arc. This is a huge anime
that is out right now, and this arc is the
final arc. It's like Avengers End Game, if you will,
where they meet up with the final Boss and he's
got his cronies ready to go, and it's the good
guys versus the bad guy and the story. It's the

(47:46):
first of three movies to wrap up the story. And
I'm not going just three movies to wrap up the story.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Huh yes, oh oh.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
They gotta make money off this, and they're gonna get
every ounce of my dollar because I'm not going to
the free pre screening tonight so that I can talk
about the Bears with you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Is that worth it?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
My guy? There's going to be a lot more Bears games.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
There will be, but there's a lot on.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
You can't feel like going.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I want to go. I want to go.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I just also, you can't talk about the Lions so.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I can hit him. Do you want me to hit him?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
That's fine for those of you that Jackson don't. Don't.
He might like it if you hit him with your hands.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I'll make it so he doesn't.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
So.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Demon Slayer is obviously the main character. What are you
doing this?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
His entire family was killed by demons. His sister has
turned into a demon. Oh no, he's trying to heal
his sister by taking out the Demon King. Now funny enough,
the Demon King looks like Michael Jackson. I don't know
if they did this on purpose.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Like me, hang on looking up this Demon King?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, it's uh, look up Demons Slayer main bad?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, he looks like an animated version of Michael Jackson,
which is funny because.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
He is very strong, looks like Billy Jean is in.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Fact, indeed not okay, indeed okay.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
And demon if you will.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
So I'm gonna go this weekend. I'll report back on
Monday with my movie review and we'll be able to
talk football in movie. But I am for you making
this sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
I like it. I think this is the first game
of the season, the Bears home opener, like, let's go. Yeah,
we should all be watching this. Marie gave him the hat.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I think that Demon Slayer thing is going to be
a thriller, a thriller.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I yeah, that's good, Yes, yeah, it works, gonna keep going.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
If the Bears had to catch your song, I'd be singing.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
That bear Down Chicago Bears.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Bear Down Thoughtianna. I want to see you bear down,
bear down Thoughtianna. I want to see you bear down.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
You seriously don't know the bear Down song.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Bears a son, Benana. I want to see you bear down,
star Down Daughtianna.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
I want to see you bear down.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah, I'm getting it lit my bit and we got
and we're gonna go eat some salmon and berries.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
We're at a hibernation.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
What the Lions fan. I know this song better than Maria.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
And we got im all, Leo DiCaprio. You know, lots
of technology in the world today, Marris, Uh huh, and
it's all fun and games while we are in control
of it. Hmm, until it gets used against us.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Hold on, no, no, I'm can I hit the button?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You can hit the button?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
All right? You were absolutely correct, Maria. I'm bulldozing because.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
That was technology used against me, used against all of
last week.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I felt like it was more used against me, used
against you. I'm getting these harassing letters.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Fair are letters arriving to the studio?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
It is not.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
This isn't the notebook. Why would there be letters being
sent to the studio by me?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
You tell me, buddy, I was just.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Enjoying myself and then Mona Lisa is being attacked by me,
being attacked by me?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Were you enjoy I thought you were sick. I was fallidating, fascinating,
how interesting.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
I thought you were down with the COVID I God
come to wag because my Paul fragile lungs.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I had to take my first ever test. I'm not kidding.
I thought you had to. I thought you had to
be on it. At first. I did too, because I
mess the first one up.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I was like, no, it's a suppository.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Put it up.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
So I had to get three.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yeah, I'm laying on my couch surviving, and I see
a story.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Enjoying yourself. But now the story has changed, so you're
already an unreliable narrator. But go on, No, I believe you.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
And I see that Mona Lisa is being attacked. Winnie
the Pooh. Here my beer belly brother who loves him.
Some honey got attacked.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Okay, the wheel.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I couldn't believe the wheel.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
You think I have such angst against a wheel that
I needed to attack a wheel.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I didn't know why.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
And then at the end of all of this, this is.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Some surprising form of a letter arrived with me besmirching.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
It's the name of Michael Jordan.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Are you it's seed contradictory? When I thought it was me,
I knew it was you because it was signed. It's
a dash Maris.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Have you ever heard of forgery before?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
No forgery?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Care to explain?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Anybody?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Are you could type that letter out and then ended
with Maris and and and you would believe it.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Not anybody could do that, but maybe I could, Marris could,
or a robot could yeah. Yeah, And that's how they
get you. They pay your coworkers against each other.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Not just my coworkers.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I got people I've never met before, going, how could
you say this about Michael Jordan Marris?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
That's so evil that you.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I don't understand how you could do it, but you did,
But you did.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
And you see are you sure?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
You see how we're against each other. We're pitted against
each other in this room, probably because of the robots,
and that's how they went.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Do the way now is what they say to the
quarterback when he's hanging on to the ball for too long.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Hey yeah, that's pretty good, moor to am.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I right? Anyway, guys, what do we do?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
It's a lot of sports going on today, so let
me rip and roll through some of this. Speaking of
rip and roll in, the NFL's green dildo has made
an appearance. Now we saw that at no different WNBA
games this season. It has made an appearance. Yeah, it
has made an appearance at the Browns Bengals games.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Browns is perfect.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
My thing is, it's got to be hard to get
this thing in. It makes me think maybe it's a
inside job.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Nasty.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Also, we real quick. I got to mention this. We
have no date or location for this yet, but there
is a Mayweather Tyson fight gonna happen. What they've both
signed the contracts.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Just call it.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Yeah, that's all we have. I looked it up this morning.
Specifically says the fight has been officially confirmed, with both
Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson signing contracts for an exhibition
match scheduled for Spring twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
And the Paul brothers are not involved in this at all. No,
we're gonna get a boxing match, that's.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
What they say.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Okay, okay, But also, Mike Tyson didn't win against that
Paul brother So why are you going up against Mayweather?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, yeah, not twenty million just to fight he had
he had to make it a specific amount of rounds.
He couldn't hit him directly in the face. He couldn't
do any uppercuts. It was a hole lazy.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
By the way, this isn't a fight, then well this
might will be.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Hopefully will be because I want to see this.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, that's why I was like, hopefully the Paul brothers
are not involved, because they mess up everything.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I just I don't think we need another round from Tyson.
It's not a fun match to watch.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
I think they should do it on the White House.
Long what we laugh about?

Speaker 6 (55:56):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:59):
What else?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
By the way, that'd be awesome. Cubs played yesterday. We
don't need to talk about that. But the White Sox
let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
About absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Don't you dare graze over the Cubs losing yesterday? To
rub in my face that the Socks on the series
against the Tigers. It's fine, it happens, It's going to happen.
That Socks are playing great. That kid keeps hitting home runs.
You got me riled up again.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Tell me about the.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Cub My Cubs dropped it to the Nationals, winning basically
the whole game until the late in the game and
then there was a bunch of garbage that happened. Comes
three national six. Yeah, follow up.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Question after that Cubs game, how do the Lions do? Oh?
I have that for you?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
The White Sox.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
The White Sox actually took on the Tigers though yesterday
the Lions football Tigers, Detroit's baseball team. Your headphones like
that far final score?

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
You know, By the way, this is like the kids
being in the back seat and dad throwing himself out
of the vehicle because no one's driving right now?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
What?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Oh crazy, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
What else happened, Michael, Well, the White Sox versus the
Tigers happened yesterday?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Uh, White Sox off today comes in Atlanta, game time
six fifteen. But the one thing we will all be
watching tonight about the Lions. Baby, I'm giving Mayer's time
to get the Mayor's song ready to go. The thing
we will all be watching tonight Bears Vikings kickoffs seven fifteen,

(57:43):
Soldier Field. The lights were on when we drove in
this morning. Already I mentioned I think I saw some
players around town yesterday. I was like, they said, Travis, Wait,
not Travis. Jason Kelsey is in town. He was seeing
at I won't.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
I know.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I know the Lions. You can't do so well on
the tires indegrade either, but at least still have the Bears.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Oh my.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Also the game nationally televised ABC, ESPN, also ESPN Plus
and NFL Plus. I don't know who's supposed to win this.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Thing, s the Vikings, I believe. Yeah, I think the
defense is a little bit better, but we'll see tonight.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Well, that's what Caleb's gotta do, right, He's gotta Yeah,
he needs to have the command of the team. That's
one thing I didn't you know. Yeah, I get his
feet under him. She's just throwing things at his face
as we're trying to talk.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I'm hitting the button just so that I can throw
Maria out the buildings.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
We are in the middle of ninety five minutes commercial
free on Rock ninety five to five. I am mares
happy to be back in studio with these two, Maria
and Michael.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Thanks, happy you're back.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Did you hear that? I'm happy to be in the
room with you? Maria?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Is that you? Or is it perhaps one of those What.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Time is it? Michael? I'm not doing this right now.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I don't know what to trust from you text time.
I believe this this was digital text.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
No, I didn't. They have phone numbers attached to them.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I climb up on the old text tours right now.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Climb up on anything.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, please don't do it for four.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Fifty You can send us text messages here on the
morning show and all day they shoot right here into
the studio. Let's go to Joe Hey, Maris, just DVR
the game and go to the movie.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Honestly, okay, but that's also I have to stay up
watching hours worth of football then be in here at
four in the morning.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, Maris was Marris got invited to a movie promore tonight,
so he's going to stay home and watch the BIZ
game instead.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
You know what, after the struggle I had to deal
with FOOTBALLI yesterday, I'm I'm very excited to see how
tonight go struggle.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Listen next time the line You're the only one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Neighborville has once been been named, uh one of the
best suburbs in the world. Bob from Naperville says, you
guys need to come out and go to White's tavern. Hey, Bob,
do you want us to go where it's called? What
just White's tavern?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
All right, cool, cool, cool, cool cool. I'm not going
You're not You're not gonna have me missing from White's tavern.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
In different separate kind of tavern. It's equals.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'm sure it's a fine establishment that I will not
be uh taking part of it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
From the seven one nine? Is there a black staver?
Do we have what was a black stavern? Like maybe
John Black has a tavern out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I don't think that we're allowed to have this white
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Okay, we're moving on from the seven one nine. Really
thinking marriage should be thanking, says Mattis, which is funny
Maria for not reading his even worse hot takes on
the Sears Tower. Surprisingly, pro Willis, Golden Retriever Puppies, Italian
Beef and the Ninja Turtles did not see that one coming.
The internet knows he wrote them, and I really really
hope they don't get leaked.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Honestly, here's the thing. Leak them all right, because I
get Lincoln.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Okay, I got proof we didn't do it waked already.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Morning since he's been he's ready for the plug.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
That's what that smell is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Okay, I'm gonna dildo into the WNBA.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
That's right way to hear another. Uh we're talking about
OKFC is going to start selling jelly beans, which is weird,
but they're like they taste like fried chicken and stuff
like that. Carlo says, I imagine the fried chicken jelly
bellies tastes like chicken and waffles. My daughter once had
a vomit flavored jelly beans, so Yeah, there's an ear
wax flavored one, and there's also stardines and stinky feets.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
But they're talking birdie bots. Every flavored beans yea from
Harry Potter. These are just chicken and gravy. And what
is the other one? Flavored jelly beans corn.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Corn, no gorn Tony. He says, good morning, mares, glad
you're back, Thanks Tony, Yes, happy to be and from
the four four three, love you all from the bottom
of my heart and from the heart of my bottom.
You can text us anytime eight or four nine five
ninety five to fifty. That's eight four four ninety five
to five. Hong Kong squeeze squeeze.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Oh no, sir, like that was sir Sydney sweety question
of the phone number.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
He just woned a handful of huh two of them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Even try to text us that way it might work
a Hong Kong squeeze. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Okay, push those buttons.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Just stun No buddy likes it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Then you're twenty three, because you're you're so old and
you're twenty three.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah, no, I remember singing that on my twenty third
birthday and that was so long ago, and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I bet when you're twenty third you were like, wow,
I'm so old.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Yeah, seriously twenty years Yeah, I'll be forty three next sheez.
But I remember, like actively, like loving at that time
and like singing that song and going, this will be
crazy when I'm older.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
It's crazy. A nobody's gonna like me and Mikey it
came true. Just kidding to friends, contractually obligated to be
with him, but I like you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Guys, Yeah we're here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I was gonna say I missed Michael a lot more
than some other ai using typewriter, using people that are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
In his studio, or I don't use a high on you,
my guy, you missed me?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
All I need is mars is love there you go?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
All right? And maybe some texts.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Text time that we did a few minutes ago, yeah
that one, or.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Maybe some are you going back in time? I'd like
to try to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
We are closing the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
It's over, but I don't made it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
But I don't want to Orange Monday, it's go time.
All that matters, not a game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
That's not a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
I saw it on the news.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
They made that up for themselves. They didn't even all
dress an orange.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
It could be orange. Wrong with that. It's not brown Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
It's not victory Monday either. It will be victory Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Plow to be victory Tuesday. Yeah, guess right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Yeah, well we'll see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
That's tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Boy, Yeah, I thought, So, what what do you think
the Bears will win by tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
A claw.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Might not be wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I can I can't. I can't, Michael, we were.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Just talking about it off the air. I think it'll
be a pretty tight game. I'll say the Bears win
by a touchdown, seven points, by a nose. I'm making
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I'm gona give you the Bears this one twenty one
or twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I would say I would
say we're going to go nineteen and twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Five, like Anthony keats his girlfriends. Okay, Anthony Keatis and Leonardo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
The Bears by one red hotch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Maria. Yeah, I do have a question.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Okay, when you think of a nineteen score in football,
how do you get there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
You got to get oh, come on, two touchdowns, okay,
fourteen and then you're fourteen. A field goal puts you
at seven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Seventeen and then what do you need to get to night?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
You get one pointers for something?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
There are one point I would be the extra point
after a touchdown. Two of those, but you already included
them in your touchdowns earlier unless those are six okay?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
So no, so two so okay, so hang on so okay,
So two touchdowns. That's fourteen one field one three pointer
field goal. Okay, so that's okay, that's seventeen and then
two extra points. No, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Why are you why?

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
That's what matthew? The touchdown is six? Yes, the extra
touchdown makes it right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
You're right, You're right, You're right. That's where I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
You want to safe?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Okay, So we give you two three touchdowns with no
extra point.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Boy three, So you're at eighteen and short. Okay, So
or get hurt? Say okay, you're so close. You're so close.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
It's two touchdowns with the extra points.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
No, no, two touchdowns, no extra point, one touchdown with
an extra point.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
I got.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
The most important thing is that we get out there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
I was I was wrong too. I thought two point conversion.
But that's wrong too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
No, if you did so the way she was going,
two touchdowns of field gold and then you need the
safety Yeah okay, yeah, okay, so so like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
So why did you have to have me explain it
when you already knew?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
But as we know, Orange Monday, when it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Comes to sports, and especially with the Bears.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
You tag still on your booth?

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Yeah? It's on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
I just got these, yup.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
That's what you're supposed to do with like hats and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Right, they're from the thirst store.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Oh I was about to say, how much are they?
Did you steal those from six ninety nine? What little boy?
Did you steal those? Cross?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Okay, they are from the book section in the thrift store.
But as we know, back to sports, guys, please can focus?
Can we please focus on sports? The most important thing
is that the players, they get out there, they try
their best, they have fun with it, because the real
trophies are the friendships we make along the way.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
No