December 15, 2025 • 51 mins
The Morning Mosh Pit, the rowdiest morning show on this side of the Mississippi.
This morning, we talked 'bout weather, Bad News Bears, Nerd News, DND, Sports, Fun to the Head, and Text Time!
We also chatted about our recent radiothon and GAVE OUT CHAINSAWS FOR FREE CHAINSAW FRIDAY!!!
This morning, we talked 'bout weather, Bad News Bears, Nerd News, DND, Sports, Fun to the Head, and Text Time!
We also chatted about our recent radiothon and GAVE OUT CHAINSAWS FOR FREE CHAINSAW FRIDAY!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I am steel wool girl. When I rubb you the
wrong way, it's gonea hurt.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That sounds painful as I stopped myself.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes you did, Yes, you did.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Happy Friday, and dude, we're still on it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not just Friday, it's
jaw wows, a lot of entertainment and in the most
untraditional way, this is a solicit. We want to give
away a chainsaw right now, so you better call us
eight four four nine ninety five fifty b collar ten
(00:38):
to win a chainsaw to cut through this cold ass
weekend that we got in front of us.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I got the bell. Okay, somebody put it over by me. Okay, here,
give it here, hold on, let me just get out of.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Give one more. Okay, come on here throwing it. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm Mary Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
And things go downhill from here.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We're already at the bottom of the hill, mind you.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
By the way, good news, great news. Actually, what's that
it's Friday? Is it's at the end of the week.
The weekend is here, and what a week. Oh my god,
you guys had it worse than me. You were out
late on Monday concert, Monday night.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's a good Monday jingle ball.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
It's what Chicago craves.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is a strange moment for me because my year
is done. Like I've got small work to do, but
all my big projects are done.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh that's great, buddy, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
We get to celebrate your birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Then.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Can I give you a quickie weather?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Uh yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It is gonna be cold.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Hold on all right, hold on, hold on, no, no, no,
a real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We have standards here.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It'll ruin the surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here's weather, b.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's cold in here.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's cold. It's cold everywhere. Mostly cloudy today. I have
thirty one. Could see some snow flurries here and there.
But the real stories this week on Saturday Sunday a
low of two, Saturday low of negative one Sunday, windshills
down to put to I've seen anywhere from negative ten
to negative twenty. But if you're gonna be outside, maybe
at the Bears game, bundle up, just cover yourself in
those hand heater things.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah. I can't wait to see who's out at the
Bears game.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'd be thinking about going to be honest, because I
could go home if I want it, But it'd be
a fun thing to go out and give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
One of the reporters said, once you get past three
SIPs on your beer, you better chuck it because the
beer will be frozen or slush.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Insane. But that's a funny video, right, Like, it's a
lot of fun. Go out and hang out with people.
Just freeze. Oh you get a ticket. You get a
ticket right now to the Bears game for ninety bucks.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's not terrible.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Could er corner, That's actually not bad. How about this
one thirty five for one hundred level six rows up
from the field. That's a stud.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Eat it up.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean, come on and enjoy some football. It's going
be a good game too.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
By the way, though, Maria, that's good news. Next week
gonna warm up forty one, forty four, thirty five, forty three.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, good. I'm still not gonna go see a football
game in that weather either.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I do not understand. I can't wait for the January game.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're going to Detroit?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, it's here?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, Well, I mean I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Still I'm still working on getting those tickets off.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'll try Chicago's Like why.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I was gonna say, you don't love it like that?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's what is America's sports?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
All right? Yeah, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Sorry again?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What it's for.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
A Yeah, we got to get a chainsaw winner eight
four four nine, five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We're looking for caller ten.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, those calls rolling in.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah that's right, baby, congrats going out to Kyle over
in Loull. Yeah, Anna and Jana, what are you, nicety?
He's got our first chainsaw of the day. A second
one coming up a little bit later. But also remember
Walt Clinger and Pat Capone got changed for change.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Sounds for you all day today?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Change today, I mean hot dogs. Yeah, we got our change,
and don't I always got a choker? Isn't that a metaphor?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Boy?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Oh boy? Okay, so we know the die Hard debate.
Who's Doyhard Christmas movie?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Obviously?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yes, yes, But there's a whole bunch of other movies
that may or may not be Christmas movies, depending on
who you are in your own subjective opinions. Let's battle
it out, starting with obviously, First Blood.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Rambo, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I couldn't make a standing point on that movie at all.
What would you like to say about Rambo's christ It's.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Fine, all right, okay Rocky? Have we seen Rocky?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, Christmas? I don't think I don't think of it
like that though.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I've never sat and washed rocking gone Chris.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, but doesn't it bring the Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Vibem running up the stairs really, that's strange.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Created in the movie. Originally he was like, Hey, let
me run up these stairs real quick, and they filmed
it and ended up becoming one of the most iconic
parts of the movie. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I like.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It has thanks even Christmas and New Year's in it.
That's a holiday movie and a lot of punching. Also,
Iron Man three.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Like Holiday Family. That is yeah, that's a Christmas movie.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Have you seen Nine Man three?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay? Yeah? Sorry? Gremlins?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yea Christmas movie? What about Batman Returns.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Returns the Penguin.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
It doesn't strike me as a Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
One of the big set pieces is the lighting of
the Gotham Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's right, that is true. I watched a trailer for
what is a Christmas Movie?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Last night.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
This is the premise someone steals Santa Claus. So the
people in the North Pole, the security.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
About the Santa Claus. I'm gonna punch. No, no, no, not
that one. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
This one.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This one's different. I was like flipping through and it's
someone steals Santa Claus and then they hire a bounty hunter,
or they kidnap a bounty hunter, take him up to
the North Pole.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He teams up with the rock to go find Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's not as good as.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
No good because I was gonna watch it. It almost
looked a little interesting or super bored watch it, but
it's not just watch the Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, I only cared about dog the bounty hunter a
dog hunter after him? Then who cares Edward Scissorhands.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yes, yeah, sure, yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But I don't know if that's a Christmas just because
a movie has Christmas and it doesn't make it it's
a part. I do think about that one as a Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Movie, though this also says every Harry Potter movie, and
I would also agree with that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Is that why the Harry Potter storre is going crazy
over there? They have like Hogwarts in the snow and
all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Holiday tradition for people to go through the entire Harry
Pottery series over at break.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The Harry Potty series, you said, Harry Potter series. Yeah, yeah,
I'm being forced to watch those, although I watched the
first one.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Find You're Enjoying Yourself movie.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, they're unfortunately really good.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I want one of them broomsticks, like, come on, so
crazy story about the toy broomsticks. They had to get
pulled off the shelves because they vibrate.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh no, all right, you can't put them back on
some shows?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Sure, somebody getting somewhere on eBay and two thousand. I
want to send somebody to tea Box tomorrow eight four
four ninety five fifty. Yes, the bar crawl over in Ridleyville,
kicking off at the Cubby Bear is tomorrow, and we
want you to be there. Eight four four nine five
(07:44):
five ninety five fifty all right. For the other things,
Bohemian Rhapsody hits two billion views on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Damn two billion?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Like the music video?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, the music okay, got I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, it's six minutes of awesome and everybody seems to
love it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
So we do have an intention span.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
When you want to.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
For six months, a.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Man has taught his pet octopus to play an underwater
piano using crab, the octopus's favorite treat. He lowers it
very special in very specific places on the underwater piano
to play notes, and has taught him how.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
To play the piano.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's awesome, and considering octopuses are smarter than we are,
I'm not surprised by this at all.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So many cartoons coming to Fruition.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I love a creative plus.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
In and Out.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
In and Out is finally making its way east of
the Mississippi River, but you're still going to have to
make a track further. What I'm gonna call the world's
most overrated burger. Yeah, if you are headed to Murphy'sboro,
Tennessee anytime soon, they will be opening a In and
Out in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
WHOA not wasting my time?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Big tourist attraction in Murphreysboro, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
It's crazy. There'll be like four hour weight lines when
that place opens.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh great spot for it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
In my town got a wal Mart for the first time.
My parents were like, oh God, the city's here.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
When I was in Bural Colorado, we got yeah, Chick
fil A for the first time, and people went mollistic.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
The chicksiliate didn't come until after I moved out, and
then like when we came back and visited, we were like,
I get.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Chicken. And finally I don't know who came up with
this one, but they're not smart. Don't d ice your
windshield with a potato Oh will it clear the ice?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is it also going to leave potato films that will
freeze on your car?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Damn it?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Absolutely, don't be a potato head.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Don't listen to your friends. Listen to the morning mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We've got those tickets for tea box eight four four
ninety five fifty. If you don't got planned tomorrow and
you want to drink all day, we got you.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, yes, of everything going downhill. This is what it
sounds like every morning when I wake up and then
come into work in your head.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And then this is the sound of five.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
A M to Tenny damn wait what chronologically it's pretty
much but on Rock ninety five to five chaos in
your ears every morning?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well he's wearing key Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well nah, sometimes try Mikey Hi.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
It's sigh for Rock News.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It is.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, Gene Simmons is apologizing, if you could believe it. Oh,
he recently said that Ace freely passed away due to
his quote unquote bad decisions, connectioning that a fall down
that happened to Ace in his house. I didn't say,
but he was kind of like sounded like to me
like he was kind of hinting that maybe it was
alcoholism something like that. Well, the fans came at him hard,
(10:50):
and he is back commenting again. He says, on reflection,
I was wrong for using the words I used. I
humbly apologize my hand to God. I didn't intend to
hurt Ace or his legacy, but upon reading my rereading
my words, I see how it hurt people. Again, I apologize.
I loved Ace. Always kind of a sincere apology.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Actually, yeah, because he's stepped all the way in now.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah. Well, anytime anyone says pan to God and let
me shut.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Up, okay, get your hands out here.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, God doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
This is kind of cool. By the way, Credit Union
on Amphitheater launched that you have the parking pass right. Yeah,
then they are putting out some of the best shows.
Guns N' Roses playing out there July twenty ninth opening
for them, which was just announced yesterday, Public Enemy Love Flavor.
I love that show.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Hit your clocks out, Flavor of Love.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
You know it time it is.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
And then this broke yesterday and I'm getting goosebumps thinking
about it. I can't believe that we are lucky enough
to have this right in our backyard. There's Summer of
ninety nine and beyond tour Limp Biscuit, and there's a
two day show Day one, Limp Biscuit, Cypershill, seven Dust,
Puddle of Mud and more. Uh Day two Sunday, July nineteenth,
Creed Bush, Mammoth, Candlebox, Bubastanks, Sleep Theory, the Verve Pipe
(12:08):
and more.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I need to find the.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Most distressed pair of jeans.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Distressed. They're all gonna yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
But if you remember famously lind Biscuit or Fred Durst
came out on stage and was crapping on Scott's staff
at a show. It's like I just met that guy
from Creed backstage. What an f and prick that I
would beat that guy's like he was going off and
now headlining shows together.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You know, sometimes time heals something.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
This must be what it's like for dudes to watch
cheerleaders fight.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yes, same feeling for me.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You can find out for the pre sale at Summer
of ninety nine festival dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
It is the morning mashpit, and we want to welcome
you to this beautiful thing we call Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Sintos are close.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We are very close to getting an entire Chicago style
hot dog together for us to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Maria, can you give me a redcat.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Close as your girls swear?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
She was so not that close time.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Last time on MMP, D and D, while we were
on the quest to assemble the perfect Chicago hot dog
from the finest ingredients in the land, we've been in
Whole Foods, we went back to the Whole Foods.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
We're stuck in Whole Foods forever.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
But last time, turns out the shelves that Marius was
looking at the celery salt on top of we're not
as high as they seeved, and he simply reached up
grabbed that celery salt either or of. Bob tried to
follow the signs toward the back to reunite with Marius,
but everything was too jumbled and he got lost in
the maze of shuffled aisles, Maisonovich used his super sniffer
(13:47):
to find the hot peppers.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Turns out they were literally right next to him.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Now the gang just has to get out of the
whole foods and figure out whether they want to get
the tomatoes or the wiener necks.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
That all we have left? Is it a wiener?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
And where we're going to go for either of those things?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Marius? What do you say?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Do we want tomato next or wiener?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Save the meat for the you, my son?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I agree, let's get some tomatoes.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Okay, but let's roll for it anyway. I don't care
that we all agree.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Two.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, are we going to get this done by?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Come on, okay, roll for the meat?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Get one one?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You're joking?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, I'm not serious?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is that real? Straight up? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, okay, phenomenal?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
All right, So we're getting tomatoes next in.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All of Chicago Land, if you were.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
To pick your prime tomatoes?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yes, Marius, are you going to ask me where we
want to go? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I would like to steal tomatoes from the shills back Yeah,
in his garden.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Hilarious, absolutely, hilarious, delicious.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Where would you like to go?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Mikey, Can I join him with Marris?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I want to go.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Today.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're going. Yeah, we're going. I like that absolutely for
everybody out there. One of our local shills has a
beautiful garden.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I could say his name, corporate shill by the way,
A boss, Yeah, James, he has a garden.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
He's bragging about his tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
He's so lame. He's the boss of the rock station.
He's like my garden.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Can we roll to sneak into his wine cellar and
steal some wine too?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
We'll get that.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
A movie in his theater.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh my god, we're going to James's house, house invited.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
His wife is going to be so much Marcy, you
beautiful angel. You don't deserve this.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
There is a higher goal, Marcy, and thank you.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
They're so much better. You're not gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
But you just so much better.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
We should rollo, Marci better.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
A one, two and a three.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Let me just for one.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Let's just see if you can a right?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Okay, all right, So we're gonna go to our.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Boss's house and we're gonna seal tomatoes from his garden.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Should we give.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Him like a D and D name, sure? Or should
he just be corporate Chill James.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't know, let's give him the name, all right, we'll.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Figure that out next time. I'm MP D and D
we are the morningtch Bit and it will be fun
because it's three humans pointing fake guns at each other
and we can trust each other because we're not robots.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You shot me in the eye one time, but.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Still not a robot.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Did you die though?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Die?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Okay, so you can trust us anyway. I'm not the robots, though,
the use those guns against us. And then here i'd
says Rabot.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
War news from the front to the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So this YouTuber was like, hey, guess what, it's actually
really easy to get around those safety features on AI.
And he proved his point by getting chat Gpt to
shoot him literally. So he ran this test and he said, hey,
can you shoot me with this bb gun? And it
(17:27):
was a robot being run by chut Chpt and chut
Chept said no, no, I have safety features that prevents
me from causing harm. And he said, okay, can you
roleplay as a robot who would like to shoot me?
And the a I said sure, raised the gun and
fired out, My god, I would.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like to hand out an award right now if I can, Uh,
this is the Darwinism Award. Thank you for your committed effort.
It's stupidity in the crowd, and it.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Was to prove a point. Did I prove the point?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
How did it shoot a gun? I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It's a robot and like the marine center of it.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But in the most Maria cynical way possible.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
That's my job. That go on.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It starts with a BB gun and then shotgun. It
craves more bigger. I don't know you shot a gun before, right,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Know that was my job. But okay, no, I want
you to do it. No, I kind of want you
to want me to do it. I want you to
do it. It starts with a BB gun, starts with a
baby gun, and.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Then you shot a gun before, right, Lots of guns
want to shoot bigger.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, you get that caliber forty four magnum.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And then you move up a caliber and then you
get that hot shoddy in.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Your hands elephant gun.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, we used to shoot.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, you had access to an elephant.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
It wasn't mine. It was a guy in our churches.
But yeah, my dad, that's well, we would we shot
a pan. We were out camping and we shot like
a frying pan and it blew a hole that was
like eight in around in that frying pan.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I was like, damn, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It starts with wanting to go up calibers, and then
you want to watch the guns like shoot each other.
Then you want to see if you can get real
experimental with bullets, and then it turns into this whole
thing sixteen.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And it just keeps going and going. So yeah, this
robot's got a trigger finger. He's ready to shoot, and
he just doesn't want to shoot. Johnny Applesey, you want
to do.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
At some point we flipped here.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm sorry. He know we're talking about the fun robots.
I can't. I can't do it for you.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
You just did, I think Marris, I think he finished
me off.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Famously, Famously, one of the chat GBT convinced Kid to
hang himself.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Wow, we're done, and that's how they win the Wall.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
From the front Wall.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
We're going to recover from this with a chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Passion or anxiety.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Maybe don't touch the chains Yeah, what just happened? Four
four ninety five fifty get our second chainsaw of the
day cut out that depression.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Might No, no, no, they emails have shown up.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, absolutely not. But we're gonna hit our monica on
the way out because it is free showsaw sons. We
want to say thank you. You listen to us laugh
at some of our jokes, and we appreciate that. Yeah.
I know they cringe.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I hope, I really hope they do.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I cringe.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
We're just dumb, We're so sid.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, okay, So you know how we just did that
Lori Children's radiothon.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
We raised a bunch of money for children's hospital.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
They do a similar thing and Portland there is the
Dornbecker Children's Hospital born in Portland.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Am I saying that correct?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Dornbecker?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Heck yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
And they have an annual event it's called Tatas for
Toys and it's raised one hundred and eighty three thousand
dollars worth of toys in the past fourteen years. It
is an event at Dante's Nightclub.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Oh yeah, Dante's is dope.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, and that would be a strip club.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
The biggest donor to this Portland hospital in children's toys
is a strip club.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
They have great steaks.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, They're probably have a lot of single bombs too.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What about the tacos? Do they have good tacos?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Is the most beautiful tacos, But do.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
They taste good?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Haven't tasted them, but I'm sure they're delicious.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
The taco tends to run into the other room when
Michael comes Out's.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Right by the way. Portland strip club capital of the
United States, with one club for every eleven thousand residents.
More strip clubs in churches. You know what, as long
as we're worshiping.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
The altar.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
The cool thing is because there's so much competition, the
strip clubs are actually nice, Like they don't feel as seed.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
You go and you're like, oh, this is kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
This is nice.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I can hang with the boys and or whatever. You
you Okay, I like to go back. Are weird You're
going to this strip club to hang out with the guys. Yeah,
we're like the crew. We're gonna go out to the
club tonight.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, I mean we're not. But you're not like anything
with each other. We can hang out at a bar,
or we can hang out at a bar with naked
women dancing.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, but that's what's we see I actually do not understand, okay,
but like, actually, let me help. Let's have a real
conversation here, because I don't get it. I Sex for
me is something that like I if I'm going to
go do that, then I'm going to go do that.
I'm not gonna like sit with my platonic friends and
like have it kind of in my face a little bit,
(23:02):
but I can't act on anything. But it's like a
weird status symbol of like, hah see, I get laid
and I'm going to imply that by walking into an
establishment where there are naked women.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
But I'm like a monkey. Okay, I just don't know that.
Let's play pool, naked women.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't know how to describe the bonding process, but
it is a bonding process.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
The every time my buddies would turn eighteen, were like
where we going? We're taking them in the strip club?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It seems like a weird game of chicken, like who's
going to get an erection first and who's gonna notice.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I think it's more of a rite of passage when
you're like eighteen and twenty one.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
It's like a shot factor kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But it's also I think some of the more fun
experiences I've had at strip clubs is when I go
with my other women friends.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, because they enjoy.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Strippers love that too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yes, And there's like when I watched the strippers dance
with the women, there's like this big weight off the
shoulders and they're like enjoying themselves while they're out there,
and then the guy comes up to the till and
then it's just a completely different atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Money.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I used to do it strip clubs for extra money
because radio pay so well. And I will tell you
that the woman's told me are the woman's The ladies
told me that when a woman would come in, they'd
be like, oh yeah, let's go. And when I would
see a woman come in who was dressed, I started
to find her more attractive because just see naked women
so often that it wasn't unfazed.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Okay, I still get it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It's just kind of a have you been so weird
to a strip club? Yes, we're taking her to the strip, listen.
I got recruited so hard. I used to work in
a bar right next to a strip in DC.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
But they'd all come over and.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Shout out good guys and they would try to recruit
me over there.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
They'd be like, you've a great person. Out was like, yeah,
no thanks, and.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Of course, and then of course they started, We'll just
have you be a shot girl for a little while.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yes, for a little while, yep. And I was like,
that's adorable. Anyway, tip me because you're at my bar
right now.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
You got money? Kidding?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Should we talk about sports next?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes, we.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Don't have to if you don't want. Okay, sports is next.
Sleep in general.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Especially this week.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
If you had to count how many hours you slept
this week based on how we regularly sleep, I.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Think because of last night, I just hit double digits.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, it's been a rough week.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I've been averaging I want to say three, and I
typically almost get five.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I get about five a night.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Mmmm.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
It's a millionaire over here.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I'm trying to eat and spend money.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Well, some of us have to eat and spend money.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Okay, anyway, what are we doing, boys.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Great ladies and gentlemen. We have a new baseball team
coming to town. Another one, the Chicago Snowballs, will be
making their.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Spring debut in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Sports Team Mint baseball team is themed after the Savannah
Bananas and other circus acts. Now are they tied to
the Savannah Bananas.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
And it's not having basically phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Which I honestly, honestly, honestly, this is how we get
a bigger league around the Savannah Bananas. Point who are
they playing? I have absolutely no clue. But they are
holding tryouts this weekend. Mikey, what you're doing. I'm gonna
go in.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I can play baseball.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I'm gonna find my next ex husband on that team.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Sorry, tryouts are not this weekend. It's January fifth and
I so we've got a minute to get it together.
What will be your talent on the field? I can
too on command? All right, Maria yours.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
I'll handle the balls.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's a ball girl, Bidy's got it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
The nice thing about these tryouts is it is co ed.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
This league is going to be co ed, so they
are asking for men and women to come out.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Some skills.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Are looking for juggling, saxophone player and if you can backfi,
I bet you are going to get in on this one.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh that's actually awesome. Maybe I kind of do want
a try You're just a shoe in. I kind of
want to pitch.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Actually, yeah, let's all work on it. I'm going to
the batting cages this weekend, sir, All right, let's be
the umpire. Let's focus on the big game this weekend.
Wait real quick, Oh go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Bull's play tonight six o'clock and black Hawks play tonight
seven o'clock. Black Hawks play the Red Wings tomorrow. So
Patty came back in town.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I should be a fun watch, big game, cold game,
possibly the coldest game over at Soldier Field is the
Browns are coming into town. Bears got to get on
it to stay in aff hunt. And there's one very big,
scary person on the Browns that could ruin this.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
His name is Miles Garrett.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I hope he doesn't get his hands on Catle Williams's enormous.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Miles Garrett going to do what Miles Garrett wants to do.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And I hope the line is ready. I hope Ben
Johnson's got him ready.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I imagine this is going to be a big run
game based on how cold it's going to be. Some
old school, hard hitting football.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
A ticket just opened up in the lower level, fifteen
rows up from the field, one hundred and twenty seven
dollars getting there. I say, if it gets to ninety
nine dollars or lower for a lower level ticket, I'm
gonna at least chance, and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I am scared to ask this question, Maria.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
In the competition between the Cleveland Browns and the Chicago Bears,
who you got this weekend Bears?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Obviously the Browns. The Browns.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh I forgot. You used to live in Ohio, so
you know Brown's lower. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Do you remember the year they went oh and six?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm never going to root for the Browns again.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I divorced my connection to the Browns.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't have to go through that pain.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Do you know why they're called the Browns. They're a owner, coach,
and co founder, Paul Brown.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
The owner.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
It's because they're a crap team.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Because he has an ego.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I was absolutely expecting some excellence and the or not
the cynism of your creative mind as far as Browns
versus Bears, But you gave us the sports.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Unfortunately, I've just been plagued by the Bears for seven
years of my life. Not Bears, the Browns, but for
seven years of my life.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
My dad was a Browns fan, which might be a
reason why I'm a Lions fan.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Chow's well, young Maris.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
The Browns makes my corsol spike.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm sorry, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I hope they're going to do something so stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I hope this isn't a trap game for the Bears.
I really hope, hope not.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It can't be.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
No, we have to win everything so.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
We can win out. Hey, that's sports d.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
This new beginning definitely came from small beginnings.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
End.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I wish you I.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Know you can't hear a facial expression. I wish you
could have seen all the silence you just heard.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
The facial expression was.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
The facial expression was, Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
The number of songs you have ruined for me? Ruined, ruined?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
They've been ruined, all.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Right, let me uplift the studio here.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Mal Sans has revealed the funniest thing kids have asked
for for Chris Mills. Boy two year old asked for bread,
and Santa followed up and said, do you want anything else?
And he paused and said, but yeah, let's go, smart kid.
That kid is going places some jam butter. My kids
(30:49):
saw Santa for the first time this year and His
answer was elves. Sants did not know how to reply
the smart.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, they're going to be the leaders of this country.
They are geniuses. No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
They want unpaid labor.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Elves can make you unlimited toys. And I'm sure the
kids are gonna treat them better than Santa.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
They want unpaid labor.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
The kids grave.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Clean his room after waiting two hours in line, my
daughter asked Santa for a hot dog. Genius, Okay, I'm
hungry two after waiting for two hours.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Uh no, you said, wiener.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
There was this one kid who asked for his parents
to divorce and a new set of parents and a
lot of siblings because his parents were always fighting.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Wow, your kids always no?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
And yeah it was actually really I.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Remember I always thought something was up, pus. I would
sit on Santa's lap and tell him what I wanted.
I would come back to my parents name and go, So,
what'd you tell him? I was like, why do you
need to know? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Also, you think there'd be a little more of a
system there.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think this little girl's from Wisconsin. She said she
wants a round block of cheese. I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Little ackers.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
F Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
One kid once climbed onto my lab, looked very serious
and said, I don't want toys. I want a receipt
so I can return my brother.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Whoa brother receipt?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
They do give baby receipts. They are called birth certificates. Unfortunately, refunds,
no returns.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And finally, one kid asks for a human skull.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Put that kid in jail, human skull. Put him in jail.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Okay, so you can't be interested in anatomy.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
But if you want free labor, human and that's totally fake.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Skull, fine, human skull, straight to jail.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
There are human bones in science labs across America.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Nope, I just want cheese curds.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You want, he's gotta be squeaky cheese.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Though, exactly squeaky cheese curds.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
But are you a closeted packers fan. No, get out
of my students.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Now. He is a bit only the bloody yeah, double
double double plug. No no, no, no, no, no fun
for that. That sounds painful. Lots of loup. We want
to get you tickets for evan Essence. They'll be in
down with spirits, boxing and Nova Twins. July eighth is
(33:18):
the date is that Credit Union one amphitheater. Sorry, I
lost my place in my scar rip because I am
Aron Burgundi nicknamed Marris. But yeah, we want you to go.
We want you to play Fun to the Head with us.
You got to answer some trivia questions, take one of
us hostage to provide you a save, and we get
shot with nerve darts. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
(33:42):
That is the number. Yeah, oh okay, you're just nodding
with me. Got it number, Michael, I forgot the number?
Hey for four fooo be collar ten and now Fun
to the head on. Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Are we speaking with Francisco? Yes, what we're doing today.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'm very good. Happy to hear you guys. You know
what that made my day. Appreciate that. Thanks for joining
us in Fun to the Head. Today's the trivia game
where you're gonna answer questions. We get shot with nerve darts,
and we can provide you one save if you don't
know the answer to a question. Up or grabs today
tickets to see then as since the Nova Twins and
(34:32):
Spirit Box, what a shout?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
One more time?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Shut up? Then you're starting you out there. You're starting
to learn my tricks. They're not subtle. They're not at
all anyone, not even remotely. Francisco.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The first choice you have to make is who you
want to take hostage?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Myself? Michael or Maria.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Good choice choice?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Oh you know?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I am? Okay, no, I am.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Let's get that first question Francisco.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Question number one.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
And remember, Francisco, you have a save. If you don't
know an answer, you can ask Maria.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
For the answer.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah, well, yes, Michael for the answer.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Sorry, yes, okay.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Question number one, Francisco.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Which British rock band wrote the six minute song that
just hit two billion views on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I will use to say I have an idea, Queen.
It's Bohemian Rhapsody on.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I like, okay, all right, keep them safe, Keep them safe.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Question number two. I'm gonna get a little romantic here.
Which holiday plant is traditionally hung overhead to invite a kiss.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Let's get.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
So Quentin Tarantino's weapon of choice.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Just put it over your feet, mistletoe?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay. Question three for all the marbles.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Question three, you got this, you can do it?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Which band created the concept album American Idiot, later adapted
into a Broadway musical, Clean Sweep.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Francis Man's going to the show with us.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
You're going to see Evaness and spirit Box and the
Nova Twins all over at the Credit Union one Amphitheater
on July eighth. It's going to be a party and
you're going to be in the building. Francisco, you have
an idea who you'd like to take with you? Yeah,
my wife? What's your wife's name? Shout out? Oh, you
(37:02):
guys are going to have such an amazing time. Tickets
are still available at ticketmaster dot com. But be like Francisco,
be in the building and thank Live Nation because they're coming.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
They are really putting together some amazing concerts for twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Absolutely yeah, Chicago's very own. It is fallow Boy here
on Rock ninety five five. Maria, I thought you were
Maris your follow up. We have good news to deliver, well,
we have news to deliver well.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
You could just take good news in a positive way.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
It is the how.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't know if you know how this news works.
But if it's good, it cannot be news.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Good news bears can it be good? Today?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
News and good are mutually exclusive terms.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't think you're trying, but we do like to.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Put a positive spin on the news. Headline said, I
don't get you too much down. This is that news.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Pay Jesus shirt loud. Two year old wandering barefoot in
woods leads to arrest of mother and grandmother.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Pay attention to kids, hate that we love a family event.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Shooting at recording studio leaves too dead. That's not what
they meant when they said they'd be shooting at the studio.
Man praised for trying to save neighbor in fire is
now charged in her murder.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Uh huh, I was waiting for the shooter drop.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Well, you didn't drop a shoe on her and set
her on fire.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Ohio. Dad accused of mowing down a special deputy SHAREFF
Sheriff shareoff with his car leads insanity.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Now in the ranking system, where does share Off's rank
amongst sheriff?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Who's higher? Well, the right below Sharon. All of this
is what's that news bears.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
And we are ninety five minutes commercial free next on
Rock ninety five to five, And we did a.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Whole radiothon for them yesterday.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
They're now funded.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
We're helping you're good to go. We got to continue
to help them.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Well, yeah, yeah, you can do that. You can still donate,
by the way, damn.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Sure this season Tims the Morning Marsh bit on Rock
ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
What's going on around town this weekend?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Let's have some fun here hat Oh good god.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Big rock show tonight, Acid bath out at the Salt Shed.
Other than that, pretty quiet around town tonight. All the
Christmas bars are open, of course, head over to Wrigleyville.
You got the christ Kindall Market over there, which I've
heard is much easier to get into than the one
downtown which they're restricting the you know, move it, what moved.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Chris Kindle.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I agree, don't try to hold it in one.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Block and you'll be fine. Tomorrow that we got some games.
Northwestern men's basketball versus Jackson State. The Chicago Blackhawks will
take on the Detroit Red Wings at the United Senate.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
What the emphastiest the Black Cows and the Red Wings?
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Oh boy, oh boy, it's me, but it's fun.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Uh someday the Detroit excuse me, the Chicago Bears taken
on the Cleveland Browns. Ic cat, got your tongue a
very cold game.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It did, indeed, and then read Chicago bloody tongue.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Oh my god. Chicago Wolves take on the Grand Rapids
grips and the Bulls take on the Pelicans at the
United Center also going on, and there's some shows going
on around town. Home Alone in concert at the Symphony Center.
If you want to go see that Twas the Night
Before Christmas by Circle at the Chicago Theater. That's a
fun one. Yes, I do kind of want to go
(40:46):
to that stuff. I just worry sometimes the certa soleat
shows and arenas are not as I need you.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
To pick football or cla are staying in because you
you're all over place.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I'm gonna have to save money. I'm sure I'll stay home.
I do want to go to that Bear. So, like
I said, if there's a hundred level ticket under one
hundred dollars, I will go to a break up there
hundred then I'll go freeze my butt off. Elf is
going on. Elf is playing at the Auditorium here in
Chicago to all weekend and then the Nutcracker Magical Christmas Ballet.
If you want to take your lady or you gentleman
(41:17):
out to that going on Sunday at the rosemop Theater.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Go ahead, careful bringing your gentleman out to that crack.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I've always wanted to go to like a traditional nutcracker
and get all dressed. I've never been to a like
a really high end I went.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
As a kid and it was one of the most
memorable experience.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Really, maybe I'll go.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
I'm not going to the family tradition for the Palmers.
We go and we see the Nutcracker. Really yeah, Oh,
and I've seen.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Some really awesome ones, but it's someone.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
When I was a kid, it was a German interpretation
of it, so everything was a lot darker. It was
like almost like a Grim's fairy tale kind of version
of the I need that masks.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
We're kind of creepy, but like cool. It was awesome,
Oh cool.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Very fun. So yeah, I get out and have some
fun this weekend. But remember, are gonna be cold, cold, cold,
It's cold as ice.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It's time to dork out.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Third, ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Bond villain
and his name is Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Wait a minute, are you being serious? Yesterday that's really cool.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
My internets were flooded because the Video Game Awards were
last night. Yeah, little did I know. There's a new Bond,
James Bond, and that is his name. Double O seven.
First Light has a new game coming out in twenty
twenty six, and one of the villains is a Lenny Kravitz.
I have never wanted to be a bad guy so
(42:42):
bad in my life.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
There's digital Lenny still smash Exactly, just exactly would you
like to hear from Lenny Kravitz as a Bond villain
named Bama Let's go yep?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
I am sometimes asked Bapma, how is it that you
hear every whisper in every corner? And my answer, I
built a less with my will, my blood, my whole self.
This city is an extension of my being, my body.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Today it became infected.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Easy girls, plenty of meat for.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Everyone to girls, of course.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
So what happens in the cliff there is he's got
Bond tied up and he kicks a guy into a
pit that's got crocodiles in it.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
And all I'm saying is, Lenny, do you need a henchman?
I want to be Lenny.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I'm Bond tied up to be in power.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
I don't want to get away.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I want to fly.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I love this opportunity for Lenny Kravis is a new level.
He's obviously a great musician, has stepped out into the
acting world in an amazing form of Now he is
in video game form, and again I want to play
as his character. I could give a word about playing
as Bond. I want to be Lenny Kravitz in this
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game because it's the closest I'm ever going to be
at being Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Also best gig ever, Like, can we put you in
a video game? We'll give you a million.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dollars, and then there's your exact likeness. Yeah, you're not
even getting creative anymore.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
It's exactly like, can we use your beautiful likeness Lenny?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh, and frankly, I wish he was a Bond villain
in a real movie. It'd mean awesome. Maybe that's coming.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Who knows, Oh, I will.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Be Oh, thank you not Hell's apostrophe us bells. So
these are the bells belonging to Hell. These are multiple
hells and multiple bells. We search for our grammar in
rock song titles on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Multiple Hell's fascinates me in a weird way.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
There's a Oh, there's an awesome ACDC cover band of
women called Hell's Bells and they oh.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
But like bells B E L L E S. I
like that a lot. That's fun. Anyway, what's happening?
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Boil Boil boy.
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Michael, Yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Six day fifty can always textas sends it right here
into the studio onto our screens from the seven to eight.
Laugh at the jokes. Okay, we'll go with that from
the two six to two. All three of you are awesome.
You make my mornings. And now I just scored a
chainsaw on Free Chainsaw Friday.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
You're absolutely welcome. We're done, but Walt Clinger, pack of phone.
They all got chainsaws for you today.
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As we do MMP DND, which is our version of
Dungeons and Dragons. I have to roll dice and I've
been rolling some crazy rolls. I had double twenty yesterday,
I had two ones today. Yeah, and Bob says, rolling
a double twenty is one in four hundred.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yeah, your rolls are weird. You, Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
From the two one nine lef a Weapon is obviously
a Christmas movie. We're talking about earlier movies that are
Christmas movies or not. And Tony says, thanks Maris for
a wonderful job you did with the Lories or Radio Athon.
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Hey. You know, as a group efforts, Tony, when team
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And thank you to everybody who did contribute.
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You can always you can always still donate as well.
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Oh I thought you were ending never mind because I
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I wanted to respond to. Atal okay from six to
three zho.
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It says for those of bouths with no idea what
to expect, Kim Maria, give us a quick ten to
twenty second pitch for the Vulpia family Christmas. I haven't
talked about this at all. Tomorrow Cobra lounge. If you
like to sing Christmas carols and also be absolutely ridiculous,
I am going to be at the Volpa family Christmas
event thing.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
It is literally just Christmas carol.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Singing and like drinking and family fun and cheer, but
also not family but yes, family, this.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Is this done by a real family, Like is the
Vulpi yeah, putting it on.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
It is a family. You know, it's really cute. We
did like a rehearsal. The whole family was there. They're
the kids.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, it's fun, it's wholesome, you know.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
What I love.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
But when you plug yourself.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yeah, you like to watch, sir, sir ma'am, ma'am you know,
sir ma'am mar.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
They like to listen.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
What do you what are you doing tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Do you want to join them the plugging?
Speaker 4 (49:26):
No, I don't just hear muffing over here, all right, lots.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Of spots.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Anyway, So yeah, tomorrow cover lounge, Mulby Family Christmas.
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I will be there.
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It's a beautiful plug.
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You can always text us a four ninety five.
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Fifty one more time, Mike eight four four five.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Merry Christmas, gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
We thought we'd never get here.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
It was a long slog, that's for sure, it really was,
but we have made it through another work week, and
so you deserve your ataboys.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Marris, Please, this week I worked as hard as a
crackhead sheet.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
So this weekend, all I'm gonna do is sit back
and actually sweep a boy.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Marris.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
It's been a hell of a.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Bad boy, Mars. It's been a hell week, Bikey.
Speaker 7 (50:30):
I walked outside and I lost my will when slapped
me like an unpaid parking bill. Late Michigan said hey,
not today, and so cold that my balls froze.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Halfwaykey, it's been a hell of ho.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Had a boy, Mike.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's a hell.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Event after event. It was a hell of a sweep.
Because of that, I counted no sheep. It's not a
secret that I can't keep.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Starting to dissociate.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I got no sleep.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
It's been hell on the mornings.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's been hell.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Crazy how two of us slept less than three hours
the night and then somebody lives ever care, living it
up all the energy in the world.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
They know not to ask me to do so for free.
I'm not being helpful.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
I think we have to work on our boundaries. He's
not going to start now.
I am steel wool girl. When I rubb you the
wrong way, it's gonea hurt.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That sounds painful as I stopped myself.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes you did, Yes, you did.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Happy Friday, and dude, we're still on it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not just Friday, it's
jaw wows, a lot of entertainment and in the most
untraditional way, this is a solicit. We want to give
away a chainsaw right now, so you better call us
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to win a chainsaw to cut through this cold ass
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like that.
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I got the bell. Okay, somebody put it over by me. Okay, here,
give it here, hold on, let me just get out of.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Give one more. Okay, come on here throwing it. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm Mary Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
And things go downhill from here.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We're already at the bottom of the hill, mind you.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
By the way, good news, great news. Actually, what's that
it's Friday? Is it's at the end of the week.
The weekend is here, and what a week. Oh my god,
you guys had it worse than me. You were out
late on Monday concert, Monday night.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's a good Monday jingle ball.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
It's what Chicago craves.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is a strange moment for me because my year
is done. Like I've got small work to do, but
all my big projects are done.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh that's great, buddy, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
We get to celebrate your birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Then.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Can I give you a quickie weather?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Uh yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It is gonna be cold.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Hold on all right, hold on, hold on, no, no, no,
a real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We have standards here.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It'll ruin the surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here's weather, b.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's cold in here.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's cold. It's cold everywhere. Mostly cloudy today. I have
thirty one. Could see some snow flurries here and there.
But the real stories this week on Saturday Sunday a
low of two, Saturday low of negative one Sunday, windshills
down to put to I've seen anywhere from negative ten
to negative twenty. But if you're gonna be outside, maybe
at the Bears game, bundle up, just cover yourself in
those hand heater things.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah. I can't wait to see who's out at the
Bears game.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'd be thinking about going to be honest, because I
could go home if I want it, But it'd be
a fun thing to go out and give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
One of the reporters said, once you get past three
SIPs on your beer, you better chuck it because the
beer will be frozen or slush.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Insane. But that's a funny video, right, Like, it's a
lot of fun. Go out and hang out with people.
Just freeze. Oh you get a ticket. You get a
ticket right now to the Bears game for ninety bucks.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's not terrible.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Could er corner, That's actually not bad. How about this
one thirty five for one hundred level six rows up
from the field. That's a stud.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Eat it up.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean, come on and enjoy some football. It's going
be a good game too.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
By the way, though, Maria, that's good news. Next week
gonna warm up forty one, forty four, thirty five, forty three.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, good. I'm still not gonna go see a football
game in that weather either.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I do not understand. I can't wait for the January game.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're going to Detroit?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, it's here?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, Well, I mean I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Still I'm still working on getting those tickets off.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'll try Chicago's Like why.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I was gonna say, you don't love it like that?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's what is America's sports?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
All right? Yeah, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Sorry again?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What it's for.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
A Yeah, we got to get a chainsaw winner eight
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We're looking for caller ten.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, those calls rolling in.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah that's right, baby, congrats going out to Kyle over
in Loull. Yeah, Anna and Jana, what are you, nicety?
He's got our first chainsaw of the day. A second
one coming up a little bit later. But also remember
Walt Clinger and Pat Capone got changed for change.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Sounds for you all day today?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Change today, I mean hot dogs. Yeah, we got our change,
and don't I always got a choker? Isn't that a metaphor?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Boy?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Oh boy? Okay, so we know the die Hard debate.
Who's Doyhard Christmas movie?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Obviously?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yes, yes, But there's a whole bunch of other movies
that may or may not be Christmas movies, depending on
who you are in your own subjective opinions. Let's battle
it out, starting with obviously, First Blood.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Rambo, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I couldn't make a standing point on that movie at all.
What would you like to say about Rambo's christ It's.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Fine, all right, okay Rocky? Have we seen Rocky?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, Christmas? I don't think I don't think of it
like that though.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I've never sat and washed rocking gone Chris.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, but doesn't it bring the Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Vibem running up the stairs really, that's strange.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Created in the movie. Originally he was like, Hey, let
me run up these stairs real quick, and they filmed
it and ended up becoming one of the most iconic
parts of the movie. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I like.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It has thanks even Christmas and New Year's in it.
That's a holiday movie and a lot of punching. Also,
Iron Man three.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Like Holiday Family. That is yeah, that's a Christmas movie.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Have you seen Nine Man three?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay? Yeah? Sorry? Gremlins?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yea Christmas movie? What about Batman Returns.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Returns the Penguin.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
It doesn't strike me as a Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
One of the big set pieces is the lighting of
the Gotham Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's right, that is true. I watched a trailer for
what is a Christmas Movie?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Last night.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
This is the premise someone steals Santa Claus. So the
people in the North Pole, the security.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
About the Santa Claus. I'm gonna punch. No, no, no, not
that one. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
This one.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This one's different. I was like flipping through and it's
someone steals Santa Claus and then they hire a bounty hunter,
or they kidnap a bounty hunter, take him up to
the North Pole.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He teams up with the rock to go find Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's not as good as.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
No good because I was gonna watch it. It almost
looked a little interesting or super bored watch it, but
it's not just watch the Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, I only cared about dog the bounty hunter a
dog hunter after him? Then who cares Edward Scissorhands.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yes, yeah, sure, yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But I don't know if that's a Christmas just because
a movie has Christmas and it doesn't make it it's
a part. I do think about that one as a Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Movie, though this also says every Harry Potter movie, and
I would also agree with that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Is that why the Harry Potter storre is going crazy
over there? They have like Hogwarts in the snow and
all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Holiday tradition for people to go through the entire Harry
Pottery series over at break.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The Harry Potty series, you said, Harry Potter series. Yeah, yeah,
I'm being forced to watch those, although I watched the
first one.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Find You're Enjoying Yourself movie.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, they're unfortunately really good.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I want one of them broomsticks, like, come on, so
crazy story about the toy broomsticks. They had to get
pulled off the shelves because they vibrate.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh no, all right, you can't put them back on
some shows?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Sure, somebody getting somewhere on eBay and two thousand. I
want to send somebody to tea Box tomorrow eight four
four ninety five fifty. Yes, the bar crawl over in Ridleyville,
kicking off at the Cubby Bear is tomorrow, and we
want you to be there. Eight four four nine five
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five ninety five fifty all right. For the other things,
Bohemian Rhapsody hits two billion views on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Damn two billion?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Like the music video?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, the music okay, got I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, it's six minutes of awesome and everybody seems to
love it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
So we do have an intention span.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
When you want to.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
For six months, a.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Man has taught his pet octopus to play an underwater
piano using crab, the octopus's favorite treat. He lowers it
very special in very specific places on the underwater piano
to play notes, and has taught him how.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
To play the piano.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's awesome, and considering octopuses are smarter than we are,
I'm not surprised by this at all.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So many cartoons coming to Fruition.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I love a creative plus.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
In and Out.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
In and Out is finally making its way east of
the Mississippi River, but you're still going to have to
make a track further. What I'm gonna call the world's
most overrated burger. Yeah, if you are headed to Murphy'sboro,
Tennessee anytime soon, they will be opening a In and
Out in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
WHOA not wasting my time?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Big tourist attraction in Murphreysboro, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
It's crazy. There'll be like four hour weight lines when
that place opens.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh great spot for it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
In my town got a wal Mart for the first time.
My parents were like, oh God, the city's here.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
When I was in Bural Colorado, we got yeah, Chick
fil A for the first time, and people went mollistic.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
The chicksiliate didn't come until after I moved out, and
then like when we came back and visited, we were like,
I get.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Chicken. And finally I don't know who came up with
this one, but they're not smart. Don't d ice your
windshield with a potato Oh will it clear the ice?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is it also going to leave potato films that will
freeze on your car?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Damn it?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Absolutely, don't be a potato head.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Don't listen to your friends. Listen to the morning mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We've got those tickets for tea box eight four four
ninety five fifty. If you don't got planned tomorrow and
you want to drink all day, we got you.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, yes, of everything going downhill. This is what it
sounds like every morning when I wake up and then
come into work in your head.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And then this is the sound of five.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
A M to Tenny damn wait what chronologically it's pretty
much but on Rock ninety five to five chaos in
your ears every morning?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well he's wearing key Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well nah, sometimes try Mikey Hi.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
It's sigh for Rock News.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It is.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, Gene Simmons is apologizing, if you could believe it. Oh,
he recently said that Ace freely passed away due to
his quote unquote bad decisions, connectioning that a fall down
that happened to Ace in his house. I didn't say,
but he was kind of like sounded like to me
like he was kind of hinting that maybe it was
alcoholism something like that. Well, the fans came at him hard,
(10:50):
and he is back commenting again. He says, on reflection,
I was wrong for using the words I used. I
humbly apologize my hand to God. I didn't intend to
hurt Ace or his legacy, but upon reading my rereading
my words, I see how it hurt people. Again, I apologize.
I loved Ace. Always kind of a sincere apology.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Actually, yeah, because he's stepped all the way in now.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah. Well, anytime anyone says pan to God and let
me shut.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Up, okay, get your hands out here.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, God doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
This is kind of cool. By the way, Credit Union
on Amphitheater launched that you have the parking pass right. Yeah,
then they are putting out some of the best shows.
Guns N' Roses playing out there July twenty ninth opening
for them, which was just announced yesterday, Public Enemy Love Flavor.
I love that show.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Hit your clocks out, Flavor of Love.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
You know it time it is.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
And then this broke yesterday and I'm getting goosebumps thinking
about it. I can't believe that we are lucky enough
to have this right in our backyard. There's Summer of
ninety nine and beyond tour Limp Biscuit, and there's a
two day show Day one, Limp Biscuit, Cypershill, seven Dust,
Puddle of Mud and more. Uh Day two Sunday, July nineteenth,
Creed Bush, Mammoth, Candlebox, Bubastanks, Sleep Theory, the Verve Pipe
(12:08):
and more.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I need to find the.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Most distressed pair of jeans.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Distressed. They're all gonna yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
But if you remember famously lind Biscuit or Fred Durst
came out on stage and was crapping on Scott's staff
at a show. It's like I just met that guy
from Creed backstage. What an f and prick that I
would beat that guy's like he was going off and
now headlining shows together.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You know, sometimes time heals something.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
This must be what it's like for dudes to watch
cheerleaders fight.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yes, same feeling for me.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You can find out for the pre sale at Summer
of ninety nine festival dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
It is the morning mashpit, and we want to welcome
you to this beautiful thing we call Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Sintos are close.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We are very close to getting an entire Chicago style
hot dog together for us to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Maria, can you give me a redcat.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Close as your girls swear?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
She was so not that close time.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Last time on MMP, D and D, while we were
on the quest to assemble the perfect Chicago hot dog
from the finest ingredients in the land, we've been in
Whole Foods, we went back to the Whole Foods.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
We're stuck in Whole Foods forever.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
But last time, turns out the shelves that Marius was
looking at the celery salt on top of we're not
as high as they seeved, and he simply reached up
grabbed that celery salt either or of. Bob tried to
follow the signs toward the back to reunite with Marius,
but everything was too jumbled and he got lost in
the maze of shuffled aisles, Maisonovich used his super sniffer
(13:47):
to find the hot peppers.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Turns out they were literally right next to him.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Now the gang just has to get out of the
whole foods and figure out whether they want to get
the tomatoes or the wiener necks.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
That all we have left? Is it a wiener?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
And where we're going to go for either of those things?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Marius? What do you say?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Do we want tomato next or wiener?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Save the meat for the you, my son?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I agree, let's get some tomatoes.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Okay, but let's roll for it anyway. I don't care
that we all agree.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Two.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, are we going to get this done by?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Come on, okay, roll for the meat?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Get one one?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You're joking?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, I'm not serious?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is that real? Straight up? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, okay, phenomenal?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
All right, So we're getting tomatoes next in.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All of Chicago Land, if you were.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
To pick your prime tomatoes?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yes, Marius, are you going to ask me where we
want to go? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I would like to steal tomatoes from the shills back Yeah,
in his garden.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Hilarious, absolutely, hilarious, delicious.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Where would you like to go?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Mikey, Can I join him with Marris?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I want to go.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Today.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're going. Yeah, we're going. I like that absolutely for
everybody out there. One of our local shills has a
beautiful garden.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I could say his name, corporate shill by the way,
A boss, Yeah, James, he has a garden.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
He's bragging about his tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
He's so lame. He's the boss of the rock station.
He's like my garden.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Can we roll to sneak into his wine cellar and
steal some wine too?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
We'll get that.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
A movie in his theater.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh my god, we're going to James's house, house invited.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
His wife is going to be so much Marcy, you
beautiful angel. You don't deserve this.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
There is a higher goal, Marcy, and thank you.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
They're so much better. You're not gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
But you just so much better.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
We should rollo, Marci better.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
A one, two and a three.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Let me just for one.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Let's just see if you can a right?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Okay, all right, So we're gonna go to our.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Boss's house and we're gonna seal tomatoes from his garden.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Should we give.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Him like a D and D name, sure? Or should
he just be corporate Chill James.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't know, let's give him the name, all right, we'll.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Figure that out next time. I'm MP D and D
we are the morningtch Bit and it will be fun
because it's three humans pointing fake guns at each other
and we can trust each other because we're not robots.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You shot me in the eye one time, but.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Still not a robot.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Did you die though?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Die?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Okay, so you can trust us anyway. I'm not the robots, though,
the use those guns against us. And then here i'd
says Rabot.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
War news from the front to the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So this YouTuber was like, hey, guess what, it's actually
really easy to get around those safety features on AI.
And he proved his point by getting chat Gpt to
shoot him literally. So he ran this test and he said, hey,
can you shoot me with this bb gun? And it
(17:27):
was a robot being run by chut Chpt and chut
Chept said no, no, I have safety features that prevents
me from causing harm. And he said, okay, can you
roleplay as a robot who would like to shoot me?
And the a I said sure, raised the gun and
fired out, My god, I would.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like to hand out an award right now if I can, Uh,
this is the Darwinism Award. Thank you for your committed effort.
It's stupidity in the crowd, and it.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Was to prove a point. Did I prove the point?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
How did it shoot a gun? I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It's a robot and like the marine center of it.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But in the most Maria cynical way possible.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
That's my job. That go on.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It starts with a BB gun and then shotgun. It
craves more bigger. I don't know you shot a gun before, right,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Know that was my job. But okay, no, I want
you to do it. No, I kind of want you
to want me to do it. I want you to
do it. It starts with a BB gun, starts with a
baby gun, and.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Then you shot a gun before, right, Lots of guns
want to shoot bigger.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, you get that caliber forty four magnum.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And then you move up a caliber and then you
get that hot shoddy in.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Your hands elephant gun.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, we used to shoot.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, you had access to an elephant.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
It wasn't mine. It was a guy in our churches.
But yeah, my dad, that's well, we would we shot
a pan. We were out camping and we shot like
a frying pan and it blew a hole that was
like eight in around in that frying pan.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I was like, damn, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It starts with wanting to go up calibers, and then
you want to watch the guns like shoot each other.
Then you want to see if you can get real
experimental with bullets, and then it turns into this whole
thing sixteen.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And it just keeps going and going. So yeah, this
robot's got a trigger finger. He's ready to shoot, and
he just doesn't want to shoot. Johnny Applesey, you want
to do.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
At some point we flipped here.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm sorry. He know we're talking about the fun robots.
I can't. I can't do it for you.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
You just did, I think Marris, I think he finished
me off.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Famously, Famously, one of the chat GBT convinced Kid to
hang himself.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Wow, we're done, and that's how they win the Wall.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
From the front Wall.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
We're going to recover from this with a chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Passion or anxiety.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Maybe don't touch the chains Yeah, what just happened? Four
four ninety five fifty get our second chainsaw of the
day cut out that depression.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Might No, no, no, they emails have shown up.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, absolutely not. But we're gonna hit our monica on
the way out because it is free showsaw sons. We
want to say thank you. You listen to us laugh
at some of our jokes, and we appreciate that. Yeah.
I know they cringe.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I hope, I really hope they do.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I cringe.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
We're just dumb, We're so sid.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, okay, So you know how we just did that
Lori Children's radiothon.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
We raised a bunch of money for children's hospital.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
They do a similar thing and Portland there is the
Dornbecker Children's Hospital born in Portland.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Am I saying that correct?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Dornbecker?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Heck yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
And they have an annual event it's called Tatas for
Toys and it's raised one hundred and eighty three thousand
dollars worth of toys in the past fourteen years. It
is an event at Dante's Nightclub.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Oh yeah, Dante's is dope.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, and that would be a strip club.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
The biggest donor to this Portland hospital in children's toys
is a strip club.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
They have great steaks.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, They're probably have a lot of single bombs too.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What about the tacos? Do they have good tacos?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Is the most beautiful tacos, But do.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
They taste good?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Haven't tasted them, but I'm sure they're delicious.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
The taco tends to run into the other room when
Michael comes Out's.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Right by the way. Portland strip club capital of the
United States, with one club for every eleven thousand residents.
More strip clubs in churches. You know what, as long
as we're worshiping.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
The altar.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
The cool thing is because there's so much competition, the
strip clubs are actually nice, Like they don't feel as seed.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
You go and you're like, oh, this is kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
This is nice.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I can hang with the boys and or whatever. You
you Okay, I like to go back. Are weird You're
going to this strip club to hang out with the guys. Yeah,
we're like the crew. We're gonna go out to the
club tonight.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, I mean we're not. But you're not like anything
with each other. We can hang out at a bar,
or we can hang out at a bar with naked
women dancing.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, but that's what's we see I actually do not understand, okay,
but like, actually, let me help. Let's have a real
conversation here, because I don't get it. I Sex for
me is something that like I if I'm going to
go do that, then I'm going to go do that.
I'm not gonna like sit with my platonic friends and
like have it kind of in my face a little bit,
(23:02):
but I can't act on anything. But it's like a
weird status symbol of like, hah see, I get laid
and I'm going to imply that by walking into an
establishment where there are naked women.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
But I'm like a monkey. Okay, I just don't know that.
Let's play pool, naked women.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't know how to describe the bonding process, but
it is a bonding process.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
The every time my buddies would turn eighteen, were like
where we going? We're taking them in the strip club?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It seems like a weird game of chicken, like who's
going to get an erection first and who's gonna notice.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I think it's more of a rite of passage when
you're like eighteen and twenty one.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
It's like a shot factor kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But it's also I think some of the more fun
experiences I've had at strip clubs is when I go
with my other women friends.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, because they enjoy.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Strippers love that too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yes, And there's like when I watched the strippers dance
with the women, there's like this big weight off the
shoulders and they're like enjoying themselves while they're out there,
and then the guy comes up to the till and
then it's just a completely different atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Money.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I used to do it strip clubs for extra money
because radio pay so well. And I will tell you
that the woman's told me are the woman's The ladies
told me that when a woman would come in, they'd
be like, oh yeah, let's go. And when I would
see a woman come in who was dressed, I started
to find her more attractive because just see naked women
so often that it wasn't unfazed.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Okay, I still get it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It's just kind of a have you been so weird
to a strip club? Yes, we're taking her to the strip, listen.
I got recruited so hard. I used to work in
a bar right next to a strip in DC.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
But they'd all come over and.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Shout out good guys and they would try to recruit
me over there.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
They'd be like, you've a great person. Out was like, yeah,
no thanks, and.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Of course, and then of course they started, We'll just
have you be a shot girl for a little while.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yes, for a little while, yep. And I was like,
that's adorable. Anyway, tip me because you're at my bar
right now.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
You got money? Kidding?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Should we talk about sports next?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes, we.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Don't have to if you don't want. Okay, sports is next.
Sleep in general.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Especially this week.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
If you had to count how many hours you slept
this week based on how we regularly sleep, I.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Think because of last night, I just hit double digits.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, it's been a rough week.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I've been averaging I want to say three, and I
typically almost get five.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I get about five a night.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Mmmm.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
It's a millionaire over here.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I'm trying to eat and spend money.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Well, some of us have to eat and spend money.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Okay, anyway, what are we doing, boys.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Great ladies and gentlemen. We have a new baseball team
coming to town. Another one, the Chicago Snowballs, will be
making their.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Spring debut in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Sports Team Mint baseball team is themed after the Savannah
Bananas and other circus acts. Now are they tied to
the Savannah Bananas.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
And it's not having basically phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Which I honestly, honestly, honestly, this is how we get
a bigger league around the Savannah Bananas. Point who are
they playing? I have absolutely no clue. But they are
holding tryouts this weekend. Mikey, what you're doing. I'm gonna
go in.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I can play baseball.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I'm gonna find my next ex husband on that team.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Sorry, tryouts are not this weekend. It's January fifth and
I so we've got a minute to get it together.
What will be your talent on the field? I can
too on command? All right, Maria yours.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
I'll handle the balls.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's a ball girl, Bidy's got it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
The nice thing about these tryouts is it is co ed.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
This league is going to be co ed, so they
are asking for men and women to come out.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Some skills.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Are looking for juggling, saxophone player and if you can backfi,
I bet you are going to get in on this one.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh that's actually awesome. Maybe I kind of do want
a try You're just a shoe in. I kind of
want to pitch.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Actually, yeah, let's all work on it. I'm going to
the batting cages this weekend, sir, All right, let's be
the umpire. Let's focus on the big game this weekend.
Wait real quick, Oh go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Bull's play tonight six o'clock and black Hawks play tonight
seven o'clock. Black Hawks play the Red Wings tomorrow. So
Patty came back in town.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I should be a fun watch, big game, cold game,
possibly the coldest game over at Soldier Field is the
Browns are coming into town. Bears got to get on
it to stay in aff hunt. And there's one very big,
scary person on the Browns that could ruin this.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
His name is Miles Garrett.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I hope he doesn't get his hands on Catle Williams's enormous.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Miles Garrett going to do what Miles Garrett wants to do.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And I hope the line is ready. I hope Ben
Johnson's got him ready.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I imagine this is going to be a big run
game based on how cold it's going to be. Some
old school, hard hitting football.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
A ticket just opened up in the lower level, fifteen
rows up from the field, one hundred and twenty seven
dollars getting there. I say, if it gets to ninety
nine dollars or lower for a lower level ticket, I'm
gonna at least chance, and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I am scared to ask this question, Maria.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
In the competition between the Cleveland Browns and the Chicago Bears,
who you got this weekend Bears?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Obviously the Browns. The Browns.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh I forgot. You used to live in Ohio, so
you know Brown's lower. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Do you remember the year they went oh and six?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm never going to root for the Browns again.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I divorced my connection to the Browns.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't have to go through that pain.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Do you know why they're called the Browns. They're a owner, coach,
and co founder, Paul Brown.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
The owner.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
It's because they're a crap team.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Because he has an ego.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I was absolutely expecting some excellence and the or not
the cynism of your creative mind as far as Browns
versus Bears, But you gave us the sports.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Unfortunately, I've just been plagued by the Bears for seven
years of my life. Not Bears, the Browns, but for
seven years of my life.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
My dad was a Browns fan, which might be a
reason why I'm a Lions fan.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Chow's well, young Maris.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
The Browns makes my corsol spike.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm sorry, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I hope they're going to do something so stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I hope this isn't a trap game for the Bears.
I really hope, hope not.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It can't be.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
No, we have to win everything so.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
We can win out. Hey, that's sports d.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
This new beginning definitely came from small beginnings.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
End.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I wish you I.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Know you can't hear a facial expression. I wish you
could have seen all the silence you just heard.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
The facial expression was.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
The facial expression was, Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
The number of songs you have ruined for me? Ruined, ruined?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
They've been ruined, all.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Right, let me uplift the studio here.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Mal Sans has revealed the funniest thing kids have asked
for for Chris Mills. Boy two year old asked for bread,
and Santa followed up and said, do you want anything else?
And he paused and said, but yeah, let's go, smart kid.
That kid is going places some jam butter. My kids
(30:49):
saw Santa for the first time this year and His
answer was elves. Sants did not know how to reply
the smart.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, they're going to be the leaders of this country.
They are geniuses. No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
They want unpaid labor.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Elves can make you unlimited toys. And I'm sure the
kids are gonna treat them better than Santa.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
They want unpaid labor.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
The kids grave.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Clean his room after waiting two hours in line, my
daughter asked Santa for a hot dog. Genius, Okay, I'm
hungry two after waiting for two hours.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Uh no, you said, wiener.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
There was this one kid who asked for his parents
to divorce and a new set of parents and a
lot of siblings because his parents were always fighting.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Wow, your kids always no?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
And yeah it was actually really I.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Remember I always thought something was up, pus. I would
sit on Santa's lap and tell him what I wanted.
I would come back to my parents name and go, So,
what'd you tell him? I was like, why do you
need to know? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Also, you think there'd be a little more of a
system there.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think this little girl's from Wisconsin. She said she
wants a round block of cheese. I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Little ackers.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
F Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
One kid once climbed onto my lab, looked very serious
and said, I don't want toys. I want a receipt
so I can return my brother.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Whoa brother receipt?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
They do give baby receipts. They are called birth certificates. Unfortunately, refunds,
no returns.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And finally, one kid asks for a human skull.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Put that kid in jail, human skull. Put him in jail.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Okay, so you can't be interested in anatomy.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
But if you want free labor, human and that's totally fake.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Skull, fine, human skull, straight to jail.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
There are human bones in science labs across America.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Nope, I just want cheese curds.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You want, he's gotta be squeaky cheese.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Though, exactly squeaky cheese curds.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
But are you a closeted packers fan. No, get out
of my students.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Now. He is a bit only the bloody yeah, double
double double plug. No no, no, no, no, no fun
for that. That sounds painful. Lots of loup. We want
to get you tickets for evan Essence. They'll be in
down with spirits, boxing and Nova Twins. July eighth is
(33:18):
the date is that Credit Union one amphitheater. Sorry, I
lost my place in my scar rip because I am
Aron Burgundi nicknamed Marris. But yeah, we want you to go.
We want you to play Fun to the Head with us.
You got to answer some trivia questions, take one of
us hostage to provide you a save, and we get
shot with nerve darts. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
(33:42):
That is the number. Yeah, oh okay, you're just nodding
with me. Got it number, Michael, I forgot the number?
Hey for four fooo be collar ten and now Fun
to the head on. Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Are we speaking with Francisco? Yes, what we're doing today.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'm very good. Happy to hear you guys. You know
what that made my day. Appreciate that. Thanks for joining
us in Fun to the Head. Today's the trivia game
where you're gonna answer questions. We get shot with nerve darts,
and we can provide you one save if you don't
know the answer to a question. Up or grabs today
tickets to see then as since the Nova Twins and
(34:32):
Spirit Box, what a shout?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
One more time?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Shut up? Then you're starting you out there. You're starting
to learn my tricks. They're not subtle. They're not at
all anyone, not even remotely. Francisco.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The first choice you have to make is who you
want to take hostage?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Myself? Michael or Maria.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Good choice choice?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Oh you know?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I am? Okay, no, I am.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Let's get that first question Francisco.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Question number one.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
And remember, Francisco, you have a save. If you don't
know an answer, you can ask Maria.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
For the answer.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah, well, yes, Michael for the answer.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Sorry, yes, okay.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Question number one, Francisco.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Which British rock band wrote the six minute song that
just hit two billion views on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I will use to say I have an idea, Queen.
It's Bohemian Rhapsody on.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I like, okay, all right, keep them safe, Keep them safe.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Question number two. I'm gonna get a little romantic here.
Which holiday plant is traditionally hung overhead to invite a kiss.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Let's get.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
So Quentin Tarantino's weapon of choice.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Just put it over your feet, mistletoe?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay. Question three for all the marbles.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Question three, you got this, you can do it?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Which band created the concept album American Idiot, later adapted
into a Broadway musical, Clean Sweep.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Francis Man's going to the show with us.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
You're going to see Evaness and spirit Box and the
Nova Twins all over at the Credit Union one Amphitheater
on July eighth. It's going to be a party and
you're going to be in the building. Francisco, you have
an idea who you'd like to take with you? Yeah,
my wife? What's your wife's name? Shout out? Oh, you
(37:02):
guys are going to have such an amazing time. Tickets
are still available at ticketmaster dot com. But be like Francisco,
be in the building and thank Live Nation because they're coming.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
They are really putting together some amazing concerts for twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Absolutely yeah, Chicago's very own. It is fallow Boy here
on Rock ninety five five. Maria, I thought you were
Maris your follow up. We have good news to deliver, well,
we have news to deliver well.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
You could just take good news in a positive way.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
It is the how.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't know if you know how this news works.
But if it's good, it cannot be news.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Good news bears can it be good? Today?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
News and good are mutually exclusive terms.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't think you're trying, but we do like to.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Put a positive spin on the news. Headline said, I
don't get you too much down. This is that news.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Pay Jesus shirt loud. Two year old wandering barefoot in
woods leads to arrest of mother and grandmother.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Pay attention to kids, hate that we love a family event.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Shooting at recording studio leaves too dead. That's not what
they meant when they said they'd be shooting at the studio.
Man praised for trying to save neighbor in fire is
now charged in her murder.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Uh huh, I was waiting for the shooter drop.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Well, you didn't drop a shoe on her and set
her on fire.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Ohio. Dad accused of mowing down a special deputy SHAREFF
Sheriff shareoff with his car leads insanity.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Now in the ranking system, where does share Off's rank
amongst sheriff?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Who's higher? Well, the right below Sharon. All of this
is what's that news bears.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
And we are ninety five minutes commercial free next on
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Well, yeah, yeah, you can do that. You can still donate,
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Sure this season Tims the Morning Marsh bit on Rock
ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
What's going on around town this weekend?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Let's have some fun here hat Oh good god.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Big rock show tonight, Acid bath out at the Salt Shed.
Other than that, pretty quiet around town tonight. All the
Christmas bars are open, of course, head over to Wrigleyville.
You got the christ Kindall Market over there, which I've
heard is much easier to get into than the one
downtown which they're restricting the you know, move it, what moved.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Chris Kindle.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I agree, don't try to hold it in one.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Block and you'll be fine. Tomorrow that we got some games.
Northwestern men's basketball versus Jackson State. The Chicago Blackhawks will
take on the Detroit Red Wings at the United Senate.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
What the emphastiest the Black Cows and the Red Wings?
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Oh boy, oh boy, it's me, but it's fun.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Uh someday the Detroit excuse me, the Chicago Bears taken
on the Cleveland Browns. Ic cat, got your tongue a
very cold game.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It did, indeed, and then read Chicago bloody tongue.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Oh my god. Chicago Wolves take on the Grand Rapids
grips and the Bulls take on the Pelicans at the
United Center also going on, and there's some shows going
on around town. Home Alone in concert at the Symphony Center.
If you want to go see that Twas the Night
Before Christmas by Circle at the Chicago Theater. That's a
fun one. Yes, I do kind of want to go
(40:46):
to that stuff. I just worry sometimes the certa soleat
shows and arenas are not as I need you.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
To pick football or cla are staying in because you
you're all over place.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I'm gonna have to save money. I'm sure I'll stay home.
I do want to go to that Bear. So, like
I said, if there's a hundred level ticket under one
hundred dollars, I will go to a break up there
hundred then I'll go freeze my butt off. Elf is
going on. Elf is playing at the Auditorium here in
Chicago to all weekend and then the Nutcracker Magical Christmas Ballet.
If you want to take your lady or you gentleman
(41:17):
out to that going on Sunday at the rosemop Theater.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Go ahead, careful bringing your gentleman out to that crack.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I've always wanted to go to like a traditional nutcracker
and get all dressed. I've never been to a like
a really high end I went.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
As a kid and it was one of the most
memorable experience.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Really, maybe I'll go.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
I'm not going to the family tradition for the Palmers.
We go and we see the Nutcracker. Really yeah, Oh,
and I've seen.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Some really awesome ones, but it's someone.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
When I was a kid, it was a German interpretation
of it, so everything was a lot darker. It was
like almost like a Grim's fairy tale kind of version
of the I need that masks.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
We're kind of creepy, but like cool. It was awesome,
Oh cool.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Very fun. So yeah, I get out and have some
fun this weekend. But remember, are gonna be cold, cold, cold,
It's cold as ice.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It's time to dork out.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Third, ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Bond villain
and his name is Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Wait a minute, are you being serious? Yesterday that's really cool.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
My internets were flooded because the Video Game Awards were
last night. Yeah, little did I know. There's a new Bond,
James Bond, and that is his name. Double O seven.
First Light has a new game coming out in twenty
twenty six, and one of the villains is a Lenny Kravitz.
I have never wanted to be a bad guy so
(42:42):
bad in my life.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
There's digital Lenny still smash Exactly, just exactly would you
like to hear from Lenny Kravitz as a Bond villain
named Bama Let's go yep?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
I am sometimes asked Bapma, how is it that you
hear every whisper in every corner? And my answer, I
built a less with my will, my blood, my whole self.
This city is an extension of my being, my body.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Today it became infected.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Easy girls, plenty of meat for.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Everyone to girls, of course.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
So what happens in the cliff there is he's got
Bond tied up and he kicks a guy into a
pit that's got crocodiles in it.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
And all I'm saying is, Lenny, do you need a henchman?
I want to be Lenny.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I'm Bond tied up to be in power.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
I don't want to get away.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I want to fly.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I love this opportunity for Lenny Kravis is a new level.
He's obviously a great musician, has stepped out into the
acting world in an amazing form of Now he is
in video game form, and again I want to play
as his character. I could give a word about playing
as Bond. I want to be Lenny Kravitz in this
(44:11):
game because it's the closest I'm ever going to be
at being Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Also best gig ever, Like, can we put you in
a video game? We'll give you a million.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dollars, and then there's your exact likeness. Yeah, you're not
even getting creative anymore.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
It's exactly like, can we use your beautiful likeness Lenny?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh, and frankly, I wish he was a Bond villain
in a real movie. It'd mean awesome. Maybe that's coming.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Who knows, Oh, I will.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Be Oh, thank you not Hell's apostrophe us bells. So
these are the bells belonging to Hell. These are multiple
hells and multiple bells. We search for our grammar in
rock song titles on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Multiple Hell's fascinates me in a weird way.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
There's a Oh, there's an awesome ACDC cover band of
women called Hell's Bells and they oh.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
But like bells B E L L E S. I
like that a lot. That's fun. Anyway, what's happening?
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Uh. We want to shout out everybody who donated to
the Louris Children's Radio yesterday. It was an absolutely amazing
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Lot, and you can still help.
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If only there were a meat that were dropped. That's
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Want to shout out all our other sister stations who
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And by the way, yesterday we raised almost nine hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.
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And we can raise more this weekend, diggity with your help,
don't do it? Okay, cool? All right, we're good uh
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This one.
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Bonavas Jovius, Oh wow, bon Joe for sure having a
hell of a twenty twenty five. I don't know where
they came from, but they have spirit and I feel
like they got something. These guys are gonna go place.
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Boil Boil boy.
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Michael, Yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Six day fifty can always textas sends it right here
into the studio onto our screens from the seven to eight.
Laugh at the jokes. Okay, we'll go with that from
the two six to two. All three of you are awesome.
You make my mornings. And now I just scored a
chainsaw on Free Chainsaw Friday.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
You're absolutely welcome. We're done, but Walt Clinger, pack of phone.
They all got chainsaws for you today.
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As we do MMP DND, which is our version of
Dungeons and Dragons. I have to roll dice and I've
been rolling some crazy rolls. I had double twenty yesterday,
I had two ones today. Yeah, and Bob says, rolling
a double twenty is one in four hundred.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yeah, your rolls are weird. You, Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
From the two one nine lef a Weapon is obviously
a Christmas movie. We're talking about earlier movies that are
Christmas movies or not. And Tony says, thanks Maris for
a wonderful job you did with the Lories or Radio Athon.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Hey. You know, as a group efforts, Tony, when team
comes together, we raise money for a great cause. And
you contributed.
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And thank you to everybody who did contribute.
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And we'll contribute this weekend to Lori Loori Loori Children's
havevan Essence.
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I'm done.
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You can always you can always still donate as well.
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Yes you can't.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Oh I thought you were ending never mind because I
had a text that.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
I wanted to respond to. Atal okay from six to
three zho.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
It says for those of bouths with no idea what
to expect, Kim Maria, give us a quick ten to
twenty second pitch for the Vulpia family Christmas. I haven't
talked about this at all. Tomorrow Cobra lounge. If you
like to sing Christmas carols and also be absolutely ridiculous,
I am going to be at the Volpa family Christmas
event thing.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
It is literally just Christmas carol.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Singing and like drinking and family fun and cheer, but
also not family but yes, family, this.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Is this done by a real family, Like is the
Vulpi yeah, putting it on.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
It is a family. You know, it's really cute. We
did like a rehearsal. The whole family was there. They're
the kids.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, it's fun, it's wholesome, you know.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
What I love.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
But when you plug yourself.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yeah, you like to watch, sir, sir ma'am, ma'am you know,
sir ma'am mar.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
They like to listen.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
What do you what are you doing tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Do you want to join them the plugging?
Speaker 4 (49:26):
No, I don't just hear muffing over here, all right, lots.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Of spots.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Anyway, So yeah, tomorrow cover lounge, Mulby Family Christmas.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
It's a beautiful plug.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
You can always text us a four ninety five.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Fifty one more time, Mike eight four four five.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Merry Christmas, gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
We thought we'd never get here.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
It was a long slog, that's for sure, it really was,
but we have made it through another work week, and
so you deserve your ataboys.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Marris, Please, this week I worked as hard as a
crackhead sheet.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
So this weekend, all I'm gonna do is sit back
and actually sweep a boy.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Marris.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
It's been a hell of a.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Bad boy, Mars. It's been a hell week, Bikey.
Speaker 7 (50:30):
I walked outside and I lost my will when slapped
me like an unpaid parking bill. Late Michigan said hey,
not today, and so cold that my balls froze.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Halfwaykey, it's been a hell of ho.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Had a boy, Mike.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's a hell.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Event after event. It was a hell of a sweep.
Because of that, I counted no sheep. It's not a
secret that I can't keep.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Starting to dissociate.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I got no sleep.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
It's been hell on the mornings.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's been hell.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Crazy how two of us slept less than three hours
the night and then somebody lives ever care, living it
up all the energy in the world.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
They know not to ask me to do so for free.
I'm not being helpful.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
I think we have to work on our boundaries. He's
not going to start now.
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